February 19, 2025 • 30 mins
News Headlines, Will They Take It Back, Redneck News & More!
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
So, uh, tomorrow we are gonna be off. We're going
to Greg's brother's funeral, which is tomorrow morning, but we
gotta go up to the to the Bay Area. I
gotta go up to We're in County for that, so
to get there on time, we won't be able to
be here tomorrow morning. So we're taking the day off.
(00:32):
But tomorrow, for Throwback Thursday, that's going to continue. But
I decided for tomorrow we're only playing Greg's four favorite bands.
So tomorrow for Throwback Thursday, in honor of Greg, and
you know, because I think it would make Greg happy.
And I did send him the playlist already He's like, oh,
(00:53):
I can't believe it will be to wait till he's back. Yeah,
So tomorrow it's all Depeche Mode, nine Inch Nail, the Killers,
and Smashing Pumpkin Songs all morning long. Those are the
only four bands. I mean, we don't play a ton
of music anyway, but the music that you will hear
will be from one of those four bands. And that's
that's for Greg because it's his brother's funeral tomorrow, and
(01:13):
you know, we're all heartbroken for Greg, and you know
it makes us feel like better people for doing it. Yeah,
so that that'll That'll be tomorrow for throwback Thursday here
on the Wait Show, and then we're back Friday with
a with a live show, and then Greg will be
back on Monday. And he cannot wait to get it back.
I was talking to him yesterday. He's like, Dude, every
conversation I've been having for the last two weeks has
(01:35):
been funerals and caskets and plots, and you know, he's
he's got to get away from that, and so he
he can't wait for the week to be over, and
I can't wait for it to be over for him. Yeah.
But yes, that's that's what's going on. Tomorrow. We'll be
up at Greg's brother's funeral, and then back on Friday.
We've got an alternative income keyword coming up just after
(01:56):
six o'clock, chance to win a thousand bucks. Uh. This
is not a real I'm about to tell you, but
we've been getting We say, hey, if you see something
that you want us to know about or we should,
you know, bring it up on the show, and people
do and you guys are great about it. There's a
lot of good stuff that we find or pieces of
audio or videos or things that we end up sharing
the time. Oh yeah, yeah, and you guys are great
about it. But I've been set this story a handful
(02:16):
of times. It is not real. So it's a fake
story about a woman, and it's been gone around. You
might have seen it. I'm sure he's I'm sure a
lot of you have seen it. But it says that
this one got arrested. She got caught filling up her
ex boyfriend's gas tank with coke zero and quote pre
sucked skittles. Okay, specific Now, don't feel bad. We've all
(02:39):
fallen for something that ended up being not true. Okay,
but this one seems to have legs, like because it's
getting picked up by other news outlets and legit news outlets,
and then they're taking it down because they're like, the
woman's mugshot is being spread around. But the thing is,
there's no name for this woman, oh, no location mentioned
for where this happened, and no info from any police department. Okay,
(03:03):
by all means, run that story. It should. It should
also be a clue when the headline for the story
reads woman arrested for going to her ex boyfriend house
and filling his gas tank up with already sucked skittles
and coke zero, Like, that's that's not that's not what
(03:28):
a journalist. Now. My my wife who's got a degree
in communications and journalism and stuffing it drives her crazy
when she does see people who are in charge of
social media for news outlets who can't write. It's how
Greg is with certain words menace, like living with this
woman and she goes, oh, what in turn wrote this?
That's not how you write that, Like what happened to
(03:50):
the what happened to the profession? I'm like, well, they
just hired these young people.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Well, also it has changed since then, Like people write
things for how you would google stuff, not how you
would actually write it.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah, but they don't write her boyfriend yes, and woman
arrested for going to her ex boyfriend house. Yeah, and
you wouldn't say sucked skittles.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
But I'm just talking about like in general, when you're
talking about headlines, a lot of stuff that's just made
they call for SEO, you write it out, how you
would search it.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Also, how you would write it. What would be the
benefit of pre sucking the skittles. That's a good.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Question, is the like explosive component under the candy part.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah, I mean, you know, like with yeah coating, Yeah,
like once you give I'm thinking like kind of a
you know, mentos and coke cut exactly. Is that what
she was going for? It must have been it. She's
a genius. I mean you already ruined it by pouring
coke zero in there. H Yeah. Whether the skittles are
pre sucked or not, I don't think it makes a difference.
This is the show, Yo, Gina grad Yo. What are
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the trending news headlines?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
California jury has found rapper Asab Rocky not guilty of
assault charges related to a twenty twenty one shooting incident
with a former friend. The defense argued that Rocky used
a prop gun that only fired blanks, and while the
prosecution claimed Rocky shot at his former friend, the defense
said the guy accusing him is motivated by money and jealousy.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah. I saw something a little bit about the story.
I wasn't very familiar with the details of everything, but
what I did understand is that this guy was basically
trying to get a payout out of him, and so
this guy, like it came down to there was no
real hard evidence. Yeah, it was just basically whose story
did you believe? Yeah, but it was extremely risky. It's
so like, here, do this one hundred and eighty days
(05:29):
or face twenty years in jail you found guilty. And
there was one factor of this case which I'm like, man,
you're really taking that risk because when they went to
search a sub Rocky's house, they found a magazine for
a gun, right, and they go where did this come from?
And he goes, oh, that's my tour managers okay, And
(05:49):
the tour manager did testify that, yeah, this was my magazine.
But the gun that the tour manager has registered the
magazine does not fit that gun. And he's said, oh, yeah,
I just I happen to buy the wrong one and
I happened to leave it at his house. Oh ooh,
I mean it is a pretty risky guy morning here.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Yeah, you know, this is pretty risky that you face
us twenty years.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
We have a small update on the plane in Canada
that flipped over so I was of yesterday morning. A
senior investigator at the Transportation Safety Board of Canada Canada
said it's.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Far too early to say what caused this accident. I
finally saw the video.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Crazy, Yeah, oh, the videos everywhere, and I would say
ice and.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Well here, well, here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
The crash happened on a Monday that happened to have
gusty winds and heavy snowfall. But officials said, well, what
we can say is the runway was dry and there
were no crosswind conditions. But an air traffic controller told
the Delta pilot that there were winds of twenty six
miles an hour, gusting up to thirty eight miles an
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hour and blowing across the plane's path at a forty
degree angle.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Yeah, traffic controller, I'm I'm on a lot of these
like flying accounts and stuff, and there are a lot
of pilots that were analyzing the video and right before,
right before, because when when you're coming in for your descent,
the nose is down right, like as you're coming down right,
and then as you get to the runway, you're supposed
to raise the nose of the plane up about you know,
(07:19):
ten feet above like you know, runway level.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
You know what I'm saying. So it comes in. That's why,
like it looks like the back of the what is
the back of the plane is? You know, the nose
kind of up in the air and then touch down.
It looked like he didn't get enough of that, you know,
to kind of like help, but there could have been
crowd there, saying that he was probably he also looked
that he was compensating maybe for a cross winds. There
was a little bit more uh toward like kind of
leaning into it. He would lean to the to the
(07:43):
left or the right and whatever case where the winds
coming from. And so when he hit the runway a
little too hard, uh, that's when all of a sudden
they corrected and then that wing hit toward the wing
fire starts and then it just starts. Then the cabin starts,
to the fuselage starts to roll. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Again, I try the air traffic controller that actually is there.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Versus you know, we see.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Our iPhones can't even tell us the weather.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Yeah, correct, Well, we do have one of the passengers.
He did an interview and said that there were no
warning signs that the plane was going to flip, and
he described it as a plane hitting the runway extremely
hard before it popped slightly in the air and then
leaned over. He says there was a giant firewall down
the side and that he could feel the heat through
the windows when the plane finally came to a stop.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
This is crazy, he said.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
They were all just hanging upside down like bats, and
that everyone was quiet and calm.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, they're probably trying to figure out what the hell
was The hell just happens. It looked like that shock
Daytona crash. Did you see that? Or the car?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
It was the car and then it like it was
flying upside down for a while and then finally hit
the ground.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
And those are absolutely insane to watch. Well.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
A group of Blue state lawyers tried to stop a
government department called DOGE.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Have you guys heard of this, which.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Stands for the Department of Government Efficiency.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I haven't heard anything about it, Elon Musk.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
It's DOGE from accessing info. It's brand new info at
a bunch of federal agencies. So they also want to
stop DOGE from firing all these workers at these agencies.
And doge's goal is to make the government more efficient
by cutting down on the number of federal workers, among
other things. The state lawyers asked a judge to block
DOGE from accessing information and firing people.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
But the judge refused. He said the state lawyers didn't
prove that she, by the way, that was a female judge.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
She said that I won't blame it on dudes. I'm
sorry that they didn't prove that doge would cause immediate
harm and it wouldn't be seriously bad for firing. People
are reworking the system, so for now they can just
kind of do their thing without restrictions.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Just assume it's a dude judge, and then she just
assumes it's a dude. It's so funny.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
I was picturing Judge Judy, who doesn't just picture Judge Judy,
And I said he anyway.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yeah, not cool.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Well, let's talk about this dude. Pope Francis. He's still
in the hospital from a respiratory tract infection and pneumonia.
The Vatican says that his condition is complicated requires more treatment.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Despite this, the popes and good spirits, he's.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
Still receiving the Eucharist every day. Yeah, so we have
that clip, who's God forbid something happens?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Well, they always have somebody in the way. His upcoming
jubilee was canceled.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Yeah, and you you dedicated, you delegated the Sunday mask
to someone else.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I see the night. Oh no, well that's scary, that's
breaking news.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
The Bob says he's grateful for the support he and
he requests more prayers.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Is that right, Pope, Yes.
Speaker 7 (10:47):
Jesus, I went to the Vatican not too long ago,
and I was so surprised, like on outside of the
vanaquant the Vanakan, It's like, I don't know, it's like
going to Times Square or going to like Orlando, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Or you're thirty nine on all the gift shops are there.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Oh that saved us when we were there because the
girls were so hot we didn't have our shoulders covered.
We had to go to sidneyar Shop and Gellow wrap. Pope,
I'm very worried about you.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I'm I'm just I'm a good Jesus. Oh no, it's
not really about the Bahole.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
This is a Woody Show and.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
It's another new hour in sensitivity training for a politically
correct world. It is Wednesday morning, February the nineteenth, twenty
twenty five. We are the Woody Show on Woodie. That
is menace. Hi, We've got Gina grand Hey, there is
Sammy hell else Sea mask phones are open eight seven
seven forty four. Woody you can send us a text
(11:49):
over to two to nine eight seven.
Speaker 8 (11:52):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
We have got an ongoing thing that has been an
experiment over a number of years here which I can't remember.
What was the first one that we did Sea Bass
What was that?
Speaker 9 (12:02):
It was a Costco pizza, I think because the original
story from however many years ago was the Christmas tree
at Costco.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
And so I went to like the.
Speaker 9 (12:10):
Yeah, and that and and that hoped that unveiled that
Costco has apparently this generous return policy, and so we
saw the first.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
The first one I have record of us doing was
a a cake. Yeah, there was a birthday cake that
we we tried to have returned. Now this is like
the different things testing the return policy of these different places,
because at the time it was a woman who tried
to bring a live Christmas tree that she bought for
the holidays, but it was like way after Christmas. It
(12:37):
was about this time, after the holidays, she tried to
bring it back. Another one we did a Domino's takeout,
We did the dollar store, condoms, Costco pizza, the cat painting.
Speaker 9 (12:49):
Yeah, the Dominoes was like they would remake it if
something happened, And I think I fell in the dominoes.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah. Yeah, so here here's one. This is Phyllis, this
coworker of Sea bass Is, Like they got her a
cake and this is what happened.
Speaker 9 (13:02):
There is this customer service I need to see if
I can return this cake anything wrong with it her.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Well, here's what happened is it's for Phillis's birthday. I'm
sorry she passed away. Suddenly there's a big office party
we had, she's the office manager. Where she was. There's
like an impromptu wing eating competition, like because we were.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
The Hooters, because she got the night and she was
she was killing it the way.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Then chokes and then yeah, so we were gonna have
the cake.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
At the end of then it was just down. Yeah,
so Phillis died. But another one where like somebody died
at the office Christmas, the office birthday party. They passed
out face first into their cake. I think the other
one is one of my favorites. One was the Mother's
Day one that you did. This is from back in
twenty eighteen as well. Yeah, Mother's Day card that Sea
(14:06):
Bass had bought and he made a little bit of
a mistake and hey, I needed to return this card.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
It's a Mother's Day card, but my girlfriend also has
a birthday around the same time, so I started filling
it out to her. So obviously I can't give it
to my mom unless you can think of a way
to rewrite this that says babe, love you, thanks for
letting me raw dog your fo box.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Ye, nicture's ever done me do that sea before?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
And I can't get out to my mom obviously, Yeah,
kind of return.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Its yeah, so you know, try to get a return,
and she was trying to really figure out, like what
was going on. How can we maybe make this work
returning you wrote on it, Yeah, to the wrong person,
not to my mom. Yeah, if you wrote it, we
cannot return it.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Oh boy, is any way to rewrite this that you can?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I mean, you've got a lot more experience than I
do with cards and not you know, a guy and
do this that often because I want my mom think
about you know.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Like, Okay, there's no way of re writing.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
It like maybe from your baby, I love you, thanks
for birthing me.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
From your Yeah, but you're writing over it. Yeah, it
looks more messy, do you know what I mean? I
just don't see how to rewrite fart, boss, I don't
want to suggest that we can just cut it out anyways.
You want to do that, well, I didn't even think
of the cutting idea. That always nice and clean. Let's
do that. Yeah, I think that's you. I think so hey, yeah,
(15:34):
I appreciate the help. Yeah, so she didn't take it back.
But you know how, like the inside of the carnal
sometimes have a piece of paper, that's kind of easy.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
I couldn't have been more help, right, Like the answer
is that no, the answer is let's figure this out.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Like that the Costco pizza one was he literally went
but was it one piece of pepperoni?
Speaker 9 (15:55):
I mean I I tried to eat the whole pizza slice,
but I just wasn't satisfied because there's problem.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah. Yeah, so he he tried to bring the piece
of pizza back to the window at at the Costco
food court.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I apologize, but I need to return my pizza. I
tried to eat, though, but it made my will tell
me too full? Yep, it thinks right, but.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Then it made my tummy too full? Yes, please, yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
How can I feel?
Speaker 10 (16:23):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Yeah, I need to return my pizza? And where is
the pizza?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
There's there's a little bit right there. What do you
when you find no, no, nothing on it? It just made
my will tell me too full? And you realize something.
Your finished the pizza.
Speaker 8 (16:36):
Yeah, I was eating and I was like, oh, too full?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah, how you eat the pizza? I mean you find
me right because I got too full? And that's not
a recent pros sir, it's not.
Speaker 8 (16:50):
I thought it was a satisfaction guaranteed answer after you
eat it.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
I mean, what do you need the whole thing I left?
I left that part, yeah, after the first five Yeah,
but whole fat, not the whole thing I left. I
didn't need that part. Yeah, let me get somebody else. Okay,
no problem. Okay, now, Gina, you're new to this. Did
they take it back?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
No?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Well, here's the thing. The policy doesn't say one bite,
then you get to choose. Yeah, jerk. Yeah, so he
had to go get somebody else. I mean I like that.
They're moving up the chain here. Yeah. So yeah, like
she entertained him for a moment, brought this guy over.
This guy says, now that's not the way it works.
He's going to get somebody else. Gina is the newest
person on the block. Do you think they took it back?
(17:35):
Absolutely not, absolutely not. You we got all right? Oh,
thank you very much. I really appreciate it. Thanks a lot.
I joyed the Pisa and I took it back.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
God, this is insane world.
Speaker 9 (17:49):
Do we live in the one of customer satisfaction? The
point of the segment is to test. We're stress testing policies,
all right.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
So what we're gonna do is we're gonna take a break.
We'll come back. We have the brand new addition. This
is what some Valentine's Day stuff, and so the idea
was a Valentine's Day card. I got card and I
got some some lingerie. I don't care. You listen because
you love it. This is the show, all right, Welcome
(18:19):
back everybody, Sea Bass. Will they take it back? He
goes into the stores different things. There was a back
to school one. There were some other ones that we
were playing right before the break. If you missed those,
you can get caught up on the podcast. You have
a favorite, I always have a favorite. The Mother's Day
one for me is number one. Solid. Yeah, fart rod Dog,
the fart.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Park's going to get better than will How do I
change it from?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
So anyway, this is post Valentine's Day. Sea Bass had
some Valentine's Day stuff. Will they take it back? We'll
hear the setup and then we'll try to have to
guess based on what we're here in their demeanor and
that's how open they might sound to it. Sometimes we're surprised.
What's the first thing?
Speaker 9 (18:57):
So this first thing is a a lingerie Valentine Lingeri,
a red like a Boustier with I guess you'd call
it a body sound the whole things.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
You kind of strap it on.
Speaker 9 (19:06):
Yeah, Sizacel and I bought it as a present for
a loved one of mine, but there was a problem
with the timing of the gift and some other things.
And so here I am at the return counter of
this large store where you you would you would target
the store if you wanted to buy a lot of things.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Here's what they say, Okay, here we go here.
Speaker 8 (19:29):
I don't know I'm will be able to return this.
It was a Valentine's present from my mama, was this
lingeris here? The problem is I was supposed to be
a surprise present and then she's got me a boyfriend,
and then when I showed up bag Dan was already there.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Well, they were already head of.
Speaker 8 (19:47):
Relations and whatever that I wanted to be fully honest
with y'all. She did try it on and got some
of her u psture solent, her lady'smell. I don't think
there's any stains. You said something I can.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Return, Okay, Yeah, well her stress. So this is a
technical turn, it sure is. This is a complicated situation. First,
starting with the fact that this person bought some lingerie
for his mother on Valentine's Day.
Speaker 9 (20:16):
But by the time I showed up, she was already
she didn't need it anymore. Yeah, she was mid coitus,
but she still tried it on to made me feel better.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Right, Yeah, but then got some of her essence on it. Yeah,
some of her laid smell on it. Stains though, no stains,
And that was very nice of you to fully disclose
that to the to the person there. I don't cheat anybody. Now,
the question is will they take it back warned because
a lot of times with like underwear warns to have
that little protective strip on it.
Speaker 10 (20:45):
Well protective strip yeaheah, there's a plastic protective strip that
they put like really.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Yeah, these are lists of things guys will never know
in they're life. The strip. I had no idea that
everybody knew about the strip. Our our our swim shoots
do not have strips. Oh yeah, they're just shorts. Yeah,
these are like and we can't leave a snail trails,
keep your underwear on when you're trying to always never
(21:12):
you guys, see what it actually looks like. Well, we'll
start with the ladies. Have you ever tried to return
any kind of undergarment or I don't think so, something
like that. All right, the gina grab what do you
think it's There's absolutely no way, no way they're going
to take it back, Sammy, No, no way, menace. I
think because of the type of venue they will take
it back. All right, So this is a large retail. Yeah,
(21:34):
this guy on guy here too, which is yeah, maybe
because maybe he would look the other way, or maybe
it makes it worse. I think a lot of these
things are they just want me to leave. Yeah, yeah,
describe this guy to me. What does he look like?
He looks like the type of guy who you know.
Speaker 9 (21:50):
I'm one more answers like huh, yeah, okay, then yes, yeah,
he'll take.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
It early twenty Yeah. I was gonna say, if he's
more like fabulous, then no, you like he wouldn't take
it back? Hell no girlfriend? Yeah yeah, ew girl, no nasty?
All right, so the lingerie for mom? Will they take
it back? Let's find out is that something I can
return of twenty one ninety to go back on the visa?
(22:15):
You're a last saver.
Speaker 8 (22:16):
I appreciate it, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Took it back. There was no back and forth, There
was no problem. Now here's the question, what do they
do with it once they take it back? Does it
go into the incinerator? It mu was the tags are
still on it? They could, well they can, you like
to believe. Yeah, No, there's a.
Speaker 10 (22:36):
Lot of stuff that they take back that they never
put back out.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
But don't they? But or is it one of those things?
This situation with that guy I think is going back
up right? He doesn't know, because here's the thing. I'm sure,
like all managers at retail places, they are probably graded
by the amount of shrinkage, you know, lost prevention. Yeah,
like I forget what they call that, you know, So
if any any little bits and pieces, especially if a
piece of clothing will look the other way they'll put
(23:01):
that right back. The stories me and this guy I worked.
Speaker 10 (23:05):
I worked at the Disney store and when I worked there,
anything that came back that was broken or defective or
something like that we had we would take it back.
And then we had a special box that we put
those things in, and then we had to they were broken,
but we had to ship them back to corporate because
it was still inventory that needed to be accounted for.
But we couldn't just put it back on the floor.
(23:27):
But we also had to prove to corporate that it
was damaged.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
But also saying like.
Speaker 10 (23:33):
That doesn't mean that it's going Just because they take
it doesn't mean it's going back.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
On the floor. This is damage exactly.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
Nobody knows that except for wherever this you know, and
I know SeaBASS is not going to bluemies. So that's
why I bet you that's going back your stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
You're maybe you're wearing it.
Speaker 9 (23:56):
Oh good, do you have any do you have any
body suits with a big boosty?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
It's a bright red.
Speaker 8 (24:03):
All right?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Will they take it back? Post Valentine's Day edition. This
is a Valentine's Day card. It says to my loving wife,
it's got a bunch of stuff in there, and I'm
getting this from a major chain drug store, which she's
like half the stuff they sell its cars and other
garbage like that. But there is a little bit of
a twist to this card that I will explain to
the lady here. Okay, will they take it back?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (24:27):
I want to see about a possible return. I got
this Valentine's card. I was going to propose to my
wife's Okay, Okay, there's a prose.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
There's some writing because she's.
Speaker 8 (24:38):
Oh, I know, so my cousin and my family got
really mad.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
It is it you wanted to use?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Did I lea?
Speaker 8 (24:45):
Yeah? But there's well I'll take what happened. I proposed
to her in front of the whole family because she's
my cousin. Everyone got mad. But I'll show you what
I wrote. It's to my cousin Christina, and there is
no statistical increase in our chances of inbreeding, especially after
second cousin.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Where you going? Where are you going? She walked away?
Speaker 11 (25:06):
Now, Because because for folks who don't know the backstory
on this is I always get mocked on this show
for pointing out quite correctly that once you get to
the second level of cousins, second cousins, there is no
statistical increase in in brooding.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
She just want to hear about that. She ain't got
no time. Nobody got damidating.
Speaker 9 (25:26):
Everybody else was the cousin lovers, so.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Many other people you could choose from, Like why are
you fishing in the family bond?
Speaker 9 (25:34):
That's true, it's it's down downstream, somewhat very old timing, alright,
So nothing on that one.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Well, here's the thing, though, is she she walks away.
Speaker 9 (25:43):
It doesn't ignore me, but she goes to talk to
like the other guy who's at the drug store and
get some more information here, Okay, I.
Speaker 8 (25:51):
Will check it to Okay, it's great, and you guys
could probably reuse it though, because you because.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
What I wrote down what I wrote it is not inaccurate.
What I wrote is it's very true once you.
Speaker 8 (26:04):
Get past that like one eighth match match, the chances
of having like.
Speaker 9 (26:08):
A So she's she's sitting there and she's trying to
like figure out what she can do. She's scanning this thing,
she's looking at stuff. She's asking me, did you put it?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Is this?
Speaker 9 (26:18):
Because I have I keep all the receipts, I'm fully
papered up here. So now she's asking what is this
on a visa cards? So I think she's she's kind
of trying to find a way.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
She really like you to leave, and that's not going
to happen because you're obviously the guys A goat said
there and.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
Argue with her exactly was there a line stacking up
behind her?
Speaker 2 (26:36):
And I think she is.
Speaker 9 (26:37):
You can probably tell from her accent she's originally from Germany,
and yeah, and so she's she's trying to find a way.
But again, I did write to my cousin Christine with
little heart and stuff on there, so that will she
take it back?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Okay, so the question will she find because she's clearly
trying to but she doesn't want she gave me. Will
she find a way too? She just said no three
or four times. I don't. I don't think so. I
don't know if they're allowed too. For all the stuff
that you've heard, Jenna, I know, and I don't know
what's wrong with me, but for those reasons, I'm going
to say that they will take it back.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
But really, people get know, they get no say, so
you know, it's like it's the policy.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
Yeah, I'm gonna say no, just because I know all
these places are struggling.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
They're not going to want to take anything back. Maybe
the company doesn't, but this woman wants him out of
the store. Yeah, but I don't think she is not
her money. I don't think she's allowed to. I think
she'll take the card and just make it disappear. Okay,
you know what I mean. Like, I don't know if
they have a bin like Sammy's Disney where they're going
to reconcile one car Rest's still gonna be short though.
(27:38):
She's not gonna take it, but she's going to say
that she took a card back and it went back
to this customer's account. And then you know, I had
the card here. I don't know where it went. She
was making this body to get to get him out
of the store. Have you noticed she's not addressing my
argument whatsoever. Yea, she just want your life story.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Yeah, yeah, nobody got me.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
So I'll say, yes, they will take it back. Genis
is now menaces? No, Sammy, I say yes, they will
take it back. Let's find out the cousin love and
incest card. Here we go.
Speaker 8 (28:04):
So basically, anyway, my whole family flipped out because it's
my cousin and abomination against God. And I was like, mom, no,
that's not what the genetics say.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
And my cousin's very attractive too. Okay, thank you very much,
appreciate it. I have a great day. Okay, get out.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
I love her so much listening to she's like, just.
Speaker 9 (28:26):
Beep, She's trying to find like, what what's the code
I can put in here by emergency?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Such a past? I love. There you go, consumer past,
Consumer advocate. Sure, Okay, all right, well there you go.
Well did you get back the latest edition some posts
Valentine's Day stuff? Well, Companies has always nice work. Sea Bass.
We're gonna take a quick break more. What show is next?
Hang on Sensitivity Training for a politic correct world. The
(29:01):
wood Show. They don't care about your feelings? All right,
well let's go do it for Wednesday morning, everybody. Yeah,
you can find the full show podcast, also the abbreviated
fifteen to thirty minute we call it the Highlight podcast.
Actually you can find that on our website. Just go
to the woodieshow dot com or wherever you get podcasts.
(29:22):
On the show today, all the treading news headlines and
will they take it back. We've had some classics in
the past, and this one was SeaBASS trying to return
his Valentine's Day cards. So if you miss that, you
can get caught up on the Wednesday podcast there at
the woodieshow dot com. Tomorrow is funeral day. Greg's brother.
(29:42):
His funeral is tomorrow. We're gonna be there in support
of Greg. So we're taking the day off because the
funerals tomorrow morning and then there's a whole reception afterwards,
and so we're gonna be there for Greg tomorrow, but
we'll be back on Friday with a brand new show.
Now tomorrow it's still gonna be a show on the air.
Speaker 8 (29:58):
You know.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
We always say if you haven't heard it, it's new
to you. So that anything you got for us in
the meantime you can leave on the after hours voicemail
that numbers eight seven seven forty four Woody. That's eight
seven seven forty four Woody or finance on social media
at the Woody Show. We have that Judge my baby
photo up there. Yeah, so I know on Friday we'll
go back through all the feedback and see what everybody
(30:18):
had to say and give this baby an official ranking
or a score on the Baby one to ten, so
it's there, pinned to the top of our Instagram page.
At the Woody Show
That's good.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
So, uh, tomorrow we are gonna be off. We're going
to Greg's brother's funeral, which is tomorrow morning, but we
gotta go up to the to the Bay Area. I
gotta go up to We're in County for that, so
to get there on time, we won't be able to
be here tomorrow morning. So we're taking the day off.
(00:32):
But tomorrow, for Throwback Thursday, that's going to continue. But
I decided for tomorrow we're only playing Greg's four favorite bands.
So tomorrow for Throwback Thursday, in honor of Greg, and
you know, because I think it would make Greg happy.
And I did send him the playlist already He's like, oh,
(00:53):
I can't believe it will be to wait till he's back. Yeah,
So tomorrow it's all Depeche Mode, nine Inch Nail, the Killers,
and Smashing Pumpkin Songs all morning long. Those are the
only four bands. I mean, we don't play a ton
of music anyway, but the music that you will hear
will be from one of those four bands. And that's
that's for Greg because it's his brother's funeral tomorrow, and
(01:13):
you know, we're all heartbroken for Greg, and you know
it makes us feel like better people for doing it. Yeah,
so that that'll That'll be tomorrow for throwback Thursday here
on the Wait Show, and then we're back Friday with
a with a live show, and then Greg will be
back on Monday. And he cannot wait to get it back.
I was talking to him yesterday. He's like, Dude, every
conversation I've been having for the last two weeks has
(01:35):
been funerals and caskets and plots, and you know, he's
he's got to get away from that, and so he
he can't wait for the week to be over, and
I can't wait for it to be over for him. Yeah.
But yes, that's that's what's going on. Tomorrow. We'll be
up at Greg's brother's funeral, and then back on Friday.
We've got an alternative income keyword coming up just after
(01:56):
six o'clock, chance to win a thousand bucks. Uh. This
is not a real I'm about to tell you, but
we've been getting We say, hey, if you see something
that you want us to know about or we should,
you know, bring it up on the show, and people
do and you guys are great about it. There's a
lot of good stuff that we find or pieces of
audio or videos or things that we end up sharing
the time. Oh yeah, yeah, and you guys are great
about it. But I've been set this story a handful
(02:16):
of times. It is not real. So it's a fake
story about a woman, and it's been gone around. You
might have seen it. I'm sure he's I'm sure a
lot of you have seen it. But it says that
this one got arrested. She got caught filling up her
ex boyfriend's gas tank with coke zero and quote pre
sucked skittles. Okay, specific Now, don't feel bad. We've all
(02:39):
fallen for something that ended up being not true. Okay,
but this one seems to have legs, like because it's
getting picked up by other news outlets and legit news outlets,
and then they're taking it down because they're like, the
woman's mugshot is being spread around. But the thing is,
there's no name for this woman, oh, no location mentioned
for where this happened, and no info from any police department. Okay,
(03:03):
by all means, run that story. It should. It should
also be a clue when the headline for the story
reads woman arrested for going to her ex boyfriend house
and filling his gas tank up with already sucked skittles
and coke zero, Like, that's that's not that's not what
(03:28):
a journalist. Now. My my wife who's got a degree
in communications and journalism and stuffing it drives her crazy
when she does see people who are in charge of
social media for news outlets who can't write. It's how
Greg is with certain words menace, like living with this
woman and she goes, oh, what in turn wrote this?
That's not how you write that, Like what happened to
(03:50):
the what happened to the profession? I'm like, well, they
just hired these young people.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Well, also it has changed since then, Like people write
things for how you would google stuff, not how you
would actually write it.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah, but they don't write her boyfriend yes, and woman
arrested for going to her ex boyfriend house. Yeah, and
you wouldn't say sucked skittles.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
But I'm just talking about like in general, when you're
talking about headlines, a lot of stuff that's just made
they call for SEO, you write it out, how you
would search it.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Also, how you would write it. What would be the
benefit of pre sucking the skittles. That's a good.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Question, is the like explosive component under the candy part.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah, I mean, you know, like with yeah coating, Yeah,
like once you give I'm thinking like kind of a
you know, mentos and coke cut exactly. Is that what
she was going for? It must have been it. She's
a genius. I mean you already ruined it by pouring
coke zero in there. H Yeah. Whether the skittles are
pre sucked or not, I don't think it makes a difference.
This is the show, Yo, Gina grad Yo. What are
(04:47):
the trending news headlines?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
California jury has found rapper Asab Rocky not guilty of
assault charges related to a twenty twenty one shooting incident
with a former friend. The defense argued that Rocky used
a prop gun that only fired blanks, and while the
prosecution claimed Rocky shot at his former friend, the defense
said the guy accusing him is motivated by money and jealousy.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah. I saw something a little bit about the story.
I wasn't very familiar with the details of everything, but
what I did understand is that this guy was basically
trying to get a payout out of him, and so
this guy, like it came down to there was no
real hard evidence. Yeah, it was just basically whose story
did you believe? Yeah, but it was extremely risky. It's
so like, here, do this one hundred and eighty days
(05:29):
or face twenty years in jail you found guilty. And
there was one factor of this case which I'm like, man,
you're really taking that risk because when they went to
search a sub Rocky's house, they found a magazine for
a gun, right, and they go where did this come from?
And he goes, oh, that's my tour managers okay, And
(05:49):
the tour manager did testify that, yeah, this was my magazine.
But the gun that the tour manager has registered the
magazine does not fit that gun. And he's said, oh, yeah,
I just I happen to buy the wrong one and
I happened to leave it at his house. Oh ooh,
I mean it is a pretty risky guy morning here.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Yeah, you know, this is pretty risky that you face
us twenty years.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
We have a small update on the plane in Canada
that flipped over so I was of yesterday morning. A
senior investigator at the Transportation Safety Board of Canada Canada
said it's.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Far too early to say what caused this accident. I
finally saw the video.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Crazy, Yeah, oh, the videos everywhere, and I would say
ice and.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Well here, well, here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
The crash happened on a Monday that happened to have
gusty winds and heavy snowfall. But officials said, well, what
we can say is the runway was dry and there
were no crosswind conditions. But an air traffic controller told
the Delta pilot that there were winds of twenty six
miles an hour, gusting up to thirty eight miles an
(06:55):
hour and blowing across the plane's path at a forty
degree angle.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Yeah, traffic controller, I'm I'm on a lot of these
like flying accounts and stuff, and there are a lot
of pilots that were analyzing the video and right before,
right before, because when when you're coming in for your descent,
the nose is down right, like as you're coming down right,
and then as you get to the runway, you're supposed
to raise the nose of the plane up about you know,
(07:19):
ten feet above like you know, runway level.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
You know what I'm saying. So it comes in. That's why,
like it looks like the back of the what is
the back of the plane is? You know, the nose
kind of up in the air and then touch down.
It looked like he didn't get enough of that, you know,
to kind of like help, but there could have been
crowd there, saying that he was probably he also looked
that he was compensating maybe for a cross winds. There
was a little bit more uh toward like kind of
leaning into it. He would lean to the to the
(07:43):
left or the right and whatever case where the winds
coming from. And so when he hit the runway a
little too hard, uh, that's when all of a sudden
they corrected and then that wing hit toward the wing
fire starts and then it just starts. Then the cabin starts,
to the fuselage starts to roll. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Again, I try the air traffic controller that actually is there.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Versus you know, we see.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Our iPhones can't even tell us the weather.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Yeah, correct, Well, we do have one of the passengers.
He did an interview and said that there were no
warning signs that the plane was going to flip, and
he described it as a plane hitting the runway extremely
hard before it popped slightly in the air and then
leaned over. He says there was a giant firewall down
the side and that he could feel the heat through
the windows when the plane finally came to a stop.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
This is crazy, he said.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
They were all just hanging upside down like bats, and
that everyone was quiet and calm.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, they're probably trying to figure out what the hell
was The hell just happens. It looked like that shock
Daytona crash. Did you see that? Or the car?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
It was the car and then it like it was
flying upside down for a while and then finally hit
the ground.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
And those are absolutely insane to watch. Well.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
A group of Blue state lawyers tried to stop a
government department called DOGE.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Have you guys heard of this, which.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Stands for the Department of Government Efficiency.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I haven't heard anything about it, Elon Musk.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
It's DOGE from accessing info. It's brand new info at
a bunch of federal agencies. So they also want to
stop DOGE from firing all these workers at these agencies.
And doge's goal is to make the government more efficient
by cutting down on the number of federal workers, among
other things. The state lawyers asked a judge to block
DOGE from accessing information and firing people.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
But the judge refused. He said the state lawyers didn't
prove that she, by the way, that was a female judge.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
She said that I won't blame it on dudes. I'm
sorry that they didn't prove that doge would cause immediate
harm and it wouldn't be seriously bad for firing. People
are reworking the system, so for now they can just
kind of do their thing without restrictions.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Just assume it's a dude judge, and then she just
assumes it's a dude. It's so funny.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
I was picturing Judge Judy, who doesn't just picture Judge Judy,
And I said he anyway.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yeah, not cool.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Well, let's talk about this dude. Pope Francis. He's still
in the hospital from a respiratory tract infection and pneumonia.
The Vatican says that his condition is complicated requires more treatment.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Despite this, the popes and good spirits, he's.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
Still receiving the Eucharist every day. Yeah, so we have
that clip, who's God forbid something happens?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Well, they always have somebody in the way. His upcoming
jubilee was canceled.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Yeah, and you you dedicated, you delegated the Sunday mask
to someone else.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I see the night. Oh no, well that's scary, that's
breaking news.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
The Bob says he's grateful for the support he and
he requests more prayers.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Is that right, Pope, Yes.
Speaker 7 (10:47):
Jesus, I went to the Vatican not too long ago,
and I was so surprised, like on outside of the
vanaquant the Vanakan, It's like, I don't know, it's like
going to Times Square or going to like Orlando, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Or you're thirty nine on all the gift shops are there.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Oh that saved us when we were there because the
girls were so hot we didn't have our shoulders covered.
We had to go to sidneyar Shop and Gellow wrap. Pope,
I'm very worried about you.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I'm I'm just I'm a good Jesus. Oh no, it's
not really about the Bahole.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
This is a Woody Show and.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
It's another new hour in sensitivity training for a politically
correct world. It is Wednesday morning, February the nineteenth, twenty
twenty five. We are the Woody Show on Woodie. That
is menace. Hi, We've got Gina grand Hey, there is
Sammy hell else Sea mask phones are open eight seven
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over to two to nine eight seven.
Speaker 8 (11:52):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
We have got an ongoing thing that has been an
experiment over a number of years here which I can't remember.
What was the first one that we did Sea Bass
What was that?
Speaker 9 (12:02):
It was a Costco pizza, I think because the original
story from however many years ago was the Christmas tree
at Costco.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
And so I went to like the.
Speaker 9 (12:10):
Yeah, and that and and that hoped that unveiled that
Costco has apparently this generous return policy, and so we
saw the first.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
The first one I have record of us doing was
a a cake. Yeah, there was a birthday cake that
we we tried to have returned. Now this is like
the different things testing the return policy of these different places,
because at the time it was a woman who tried
to bring a live Christmas tree that she bought for
the holidays, but it was like way after Christmas. It
(12:37):
was about this time, after the holidays, she tried to
bring it back. Another one we did a Domino's takeout,
We did the dollar store, condoms, Costco pizza, the cat painting.
Speaker 9 (12:49):
Yeah, the Dominoes was like they would remake it if
something happened, And I think I fell in the dominoes.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah. Yeah, so here here's one. This is Phyllis, this
coworker of Sea bass Is, Like they got her a
cake and this is what happened.
Speaker 9 (13:02):
There is this customer service I need to see if
I can return this cake anything wrong with it her.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Well, here's what happened is it's for Phillis's birthday. I'm
sorry she passed away. Suddenly there's a big office party
we had, she's the office manager. Where she was. There's
like an impromptu wing eating competition, like because we were.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
The Hooters, because she got the night and she was
she was killing it the way.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Then chokes and then yeah, so we were gonna have
the cake.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
At the end of then it was just down. Yeah,
so Phillis died. But another one where like somebody died
at the office Christmas, the office birthday party. They passed
out face first into their cake. I think the other
one is one of my favorites. One was the Mother's
Day one that you did. This is from back in
twenty eighteen as well. Yeah, Mother's Day card that Sea
(14:06):
Bass had bought and he made a little bit of
a mistake and hey, I needed to return this card.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
It's a Mother's Day card, but my girlfriend also has
a birthday around the same time, so I started filling
it out to her. So obviously I can't give it
to my mom unless you can think of a way
to rewrite this that says babe, love you, thanks for
letting me raw dog your fo box.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Ye, nicture's ever done me do that sea before?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
And I can't get out to my mom obviously, Yeah,
kind of return.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Its yeah, so you know, try to get a return,
and she was trying to really figure out, like what
was going on. How can we maybe make this work
returning you wrote on it, Yeah, to the wrong person,
not to my mom. Yeah, if you wrote it, we
cannot return it.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Oh boy, is any way to rewrite this that you can?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I mean, you've got a lot more experience than I
do with cards and not you know, a guy and
do this that often because I want my mom think
about you know.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Like, Okay, there's no way of re writing.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
It like maybe from your baby, I love you, thanks
for birthing me.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
From your Yeah, but you're writing over it. Yeah, it
looks more messy, do you know what I mean? I
just don't see how to rewrite fart, boss, I don't
want to suggest that we can just cut it out anyways.
You want to do that, well, I didn't even think
of the cutting idea. That always nice and clean. Let's
do that. Yeah, I think that's you. I think so hey, yeah,
(15:34):
I appreciate the help. Yeah, so she didn't take it back.
But you know how, like the inside of the carnal
sometimes have a piece of paper, that's kind of easy.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
I couldn't have been more help, right, Like the answer
is that no, the answer is let's figure this out.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Like that the Costco pizza one was he literally went
but was it one piece of pepperoni?
Speaker 9 (15:55):
I mean I I tried to eat the whole pizza slice,
but I just wasn't satisfied because there's problem.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah. Yeah, so he he tried to bring the piece
of pizza back to the window at at the Costco
food court.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I apologize, but I need to return my pizza. I
tried to eat, though, but it made my will tell
me too full? Yep, it thinks right, but.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Then it made my tummy too full? Yes, please, yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
How can I feel?
Speaker 10 (16:23):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Yeah, I need to return my pizza? And where is
the pizza?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
There's there's a little bit right there. What do you
when you find no, no, nothing on it? It just made
my will tell me too full? And you realize something.
Your finished the pizza.
Speaker 8 (16:36):
Yeah, I was eating and I was like, oh, too full?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah, how you eat the pizza? I mean you find
me right because I got too full? And that's not
a recent pros sir, it's not.
Speaker 8 (16:50):
I thought it was a satisfaction guaranteed answer after you
eat it.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
I mean, what do you need the whole thing I left?
I left that part, yeah, after the first five Yeah,
but whole fat, not the whole thing I left. I
didn't need that part. Yeah, let me get somebody else. Okay,
no problem. Okay, now, Gina, you're new to this. Did
they take it back?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
No?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Well, here's the thing. The policy doesn't say one bite,
then you get to choose. Yeah, jerk. Yeah, so he
had to go get somebody else. I mean I like that.
They're moving up the chain here. Yeah. So yeah, like
she entertained him for a moment, brought this guy over.
This guy says, now that's not the way it works.
He's going to get somebody else. Gina is the newest
person on the block. Do you think they took it back?
(17:35):
Absolutely not, absolutely not. You we got all right? Oh,
thank you very much. I really appreciate it. Thanks a lot.
I joyed the Pisa and I took it back.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
God, this is insane world.
Speaker 9 (17:49):
Do we live in the one of customer satisfaction? The
point of the segment is to test. We're stress testing policies,
all right.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
So what we're gonna do is we're gonna take a break.
We'll come back. We have the brand new addition. This
is what some Valentine's Day stuff, and so the idea
was a Valentine's Day card. I got card and I
got some some lingerie. I don't care. You listen because
you love it. This is the show, all right, Welcome
(18:19):
back everybody, Sea Bass. Will they take it back? He
goes into the stores different things. There was a back
to school one. There were some other ones that we
were playing right before the break. If you missed those,
you can get caught up on the podcast. You have
a favorite, I always have a favorite. The Mother's Day
one for me is number one. Solid. Yeah, fart rod Dog,
the fart.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Park's going to get better than will How do I
change it from?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
So anyway, this is post Valentine's Day. Sea Bass had
some Valentine's Day stuff. Will they take it back? We'll
hear the setup and then we'll try to have to
guess based on what we're here in their demeanor and
that's how open they might sound to it. Sometimes we're surprised.
What's the first thing?
Speaker 9 (18:57):
So this first thing is a a lingerie Valentine Lingeri,
a red like a Boustier with I guess you'd call
it a body sound the whole things.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
You kind of strap it on.
Speaker 9 (19:06):
Yeah, Sizacel and I bought it as a present for
a loved one of mine, but there was a problem
with the timing of the gift and some other things.
And so here I am at the return counter of
this large store where you you would you would target
the store if you wanted to buy a lot of things.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Here's what they say, Okay, here we go here.
Speaker 8 (19:29):
I don't know I'm will be able to return this.
It was a Valentine's present from my mama, was this
lingeris here? The problem is I was supposed to be
a surprise present and then she's got me a boyfriend,
and then when I showed up bag Dan was already there.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Well, they were already head of.
Speaker 8 (19:47):
Relations and whatever that I wanted to be fully honest
with y'all. She did try it on and got some
of her u psture solent, her lady'smell. I don't think
there's any stains. You said something I can.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Return, Okay, Yeah, well her stress. So this is a
technical turn, it sure is. This is a complicated situation. First,
starting with the fact that this person bought some lingerie
for his mother on Valentine's Day.
Speaker 9 (20:16):
But by the time I showed up, she was already
she didn't need it anymore. Yeah, she was mid coitus,
but she still tried it on to made me feel better.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Right, Yeah, but then got some of her essence on it. Yeah,
some of her laid smell on it. Stains though, no stains,
And that was very nice of you to fully disclose
that to the to the person there. I don't cheat anybody. Now,
the question is will they take it back warned because
a lot of times with like underwear warns to have
that little protective strip on it.
Speaker 10 (20:45):
Well protective strip yeaheah, there's a plastic protective strip that
they put like really.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Yeah, these are lists of things guys will never know
in they're life. The strip. I had no idea that
everybody knew about the strip. Our our our swim shoots
do not have strips. Oh yeah, they're just shorts. Yeah,
these are like and we can't leave a snail trails,
keep your underwear on when you're trying to always never
(21:12):
you guys, see what it actually looks like. Well, we'll
start with the ladies. Have you ever tried to return
any kind of undergarment or I don't think so, something
like that. All right, the gina grab what do you
think it's There's absolutely no way, no way they're going
to take it back, Sammy, No, no way, menace. I
think because of the type of venue they will take
it back. All right, So this is a large retail. Yeah,
(21:34):
this guy on guy here too, which is yeah, maybe
because maybe he would look the other way, or maybe
it makes it worse. I think a lot of these
things are they just want me to leave. Yeah, yeah,
describe this guy to me. What does he look like?
He looks like the type of guy who you know.
Speaker 9 (21:50):
I'm one more answers like huh, yeah, okay, then yes, yeah,
he'll take.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
It early twenty Yeah. I was gonna say, if he's
more like fabulous, then no, you like he wouldn't take
it back? Hell no girlfriend? Yeah yeah, ew girl, no nasty?
All right, so the lingerie for mom? Will they take
it back? Let's find out is that something I can
return of twenty one ninety to go back on the visa?
(22:15):
You're a last saver.
Speaker 8 (22:16):
I appreciate it, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Took it back. There was no back and forth, There
was no problem. Now here's the question, what do they
do with it once they take it back? Does it
go into the incinerator? It mu was the tags are
still on it? They could, well they can, you like
to believe. Yeah, No, there's a.
Speaker 10 (22:36):
Lot of stuff that they take back that they never
put back out.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
But don't they? But or is it one of those things?
This situation with that guy I think is going back
up right? He doesn't know, because here's the thing. I'm sure,
like all managers at retail places, they are probably graded
by the amount of shrinkage, you know, lost prevention. Yeah,
like I forget what they call that, you know, So
if any any little bits and pieces, especially if a
piece of clothing will look the other way they'll put
(23:01):
that right back. The stories me and this guy I worked.
Speaker 10 (23:05):
I worked at the Disney store and when I worked there,
anything that came back that was broken or defective or
something like that we had we would take it back.
And then we had a special box that we put
those things in, and then we had to they were broken,
but we had to ship them back to corporate because
it was still inventory that needed to be accounted for.
But we couldn't just put it back on the floor.
(23:27):
But we also had to prove to corporate that it
was damaged.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
But also saying like.
Speaker 10 (23:33):
That doesn't mean that it's going Just because they take
it doesn't mean it's going back.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
On the floor. This is damage exactly.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
Nobody knows that except for wherever this you know, and
I know SeaBASS is not going to bluemies. So that's
why I bet you that's going back your stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
You're maybe you're wearing it.
Speaker 9 (23:56):
Oh good, do you have any do you have any
body suits with a big boosty?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
It's a bright red.
Speaker 8 (24:03):
All right?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Will they take it back? Post Valentine's Day edition. This
is a Valentine's Day card. It says to my loving wife,
it's got a bunch of stuff in there, and I'm
getting this from a major chain drug store, which she's
like half the stuff they sell its cars and other
garbage like that. But there is a little bit of
a twist to this card that I will explain to
the lady here. Okay, will they take it back?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (24:27):
I want to see about a possible return. I got
this Valentine's card. I was going to propose to my
wife's Okay, Okay, there's a prose.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
There's some writing because she's.
Speaker 8 (24:38):
Oh, I know, so my cousin and my family got
really mad.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
It is it you wanted to use?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Did I lea?
Speaker 8 (24:45):
Yeah? But there's well I'll take what happened. I proposed
to her in front of the whole family because she's
my cousin. Everyone got mad. But I'll show you what
I wrote. It's to my cousin Christina, and there is
no statistical increase in our chances of inbreeding, especially after
second cousin.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Where you going? Where are you going? She walked away?
Speaker 11 (25:06):
Now, Because because for folks who don't know the backstory
on this is I always get mocked on this show
for pointing out quite correctly that once you get to
the second level of cousins, second cousins, there is no
statistical increase in in brooding.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
She just want to hear about that. She ain't got
no time. Nobody got damidating.
Speaker 9 (25:26):
Everybody else was the cousin lovers, so.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Many other people you could choose from, Like why are
you fishing in the family bond?
Speaker 9 (25:34):
That's true, it's it's down downstream, somewhat very old timing, alright,
So nothing on that one.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Well, here's the thing, though, is she she walks away.
Speaker 9 (25:43):
It doesn't ignore me, but she goes to talk to
like the other guy who's at the drug store and
get some more information here, Okay, I.
Speaker 8 (25:51):
Will check it to Okay, it's great, and you guys
could probably reuse it though, because you because.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
What I wrote down what I wrote it is not inaccurate.
What I wrote is it's very true once you.
Speaker 8 (26:04):
Get past that like one eighth match match, the chances
of having like.
Speaker 9 (26:08):
A So she's she's sitting there and she's trying to
like figure out what she can do. She's scanning this thing,
she's looking at stuff. She's asking me, did you put it?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Is this?
Speaker 9 (26:18):
Because I have I keep all the receipts, I'm fully
papered up here. So now she's asking what is this
on a visa cards? So I think she's she's kind
of trying to find a way.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
She really like you to leave, and that's not going
to happen because you're obviously the guys A goat said
there and.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
Argue with her exactly was there a line stacking up
behind her?
Speaker 2 (26:36):
And I think she is.
Speaker 9 (26:37):
You can probably tell from her accent she's originally from Germany,
and yeah, and so she's she's trying to find a way.
But again, I did write to my cousin Christine with
little heart and stuff on there, so that will she
take it back?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Okay, so the question will she find because she's clearly
trying to but she doesn't want she gave me. Will
she find a way too? She just said no three
or four times. I don't. I don't think so. I
don't know if they're allowed too. For all the stuff
that you've heard, Jenna, I know, and I don't know
what's wrong with me, but for those reasons, I'm going
to say that they will take it back.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
But really, people get know, they get no say, so
you know, it's like it's the policy.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
Yeah, I'm gonna say no, just because I know all
these places are struggling.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
They're not going to want to take anything back. Maybe
the company doesn't, but this woman wants him out of
the store. Yeah, but I don't think she is not
her money. I don't think she's allowed to. I think
she'll take the card and just make it disappear. Okay,
you know what I mean. Like, I don't know if
they have a bin like Sammy's Disney where they're going
to reconcile one car Rest's still gonna be short though.
(27:38):
She's not gonna take it, but she's going to say
that she took a card back and it went back
to this customer's account. And then you know, I had
the card here. I don't know where it went. She
was making this body to get to get him out
of the store. Have you noticed she's not addressing my
argument whatsoever. Yea, she just want your life story.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Yeah, yeah, nobody got me.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
So I'll say, yes, they will take it back. Genis
is now menaces? No, Sammy, I say yes, they will
take it back. Let's find out the cousin love and
incest card. Here we go.
Speaker 8 (28:04):
So basically, anyway, my whole family flipped out because it's
my cousin and abomination against God. And I was like, mom, no,
that's not what the genetics say.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
And my cousin's very attractive too. Okay, thank you very much,
appreciate it. I have a great day. Okay, get out.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
I love her so much listening to she's like, just.
Speaker 9 (28:26):
Beep, She's trying to find like, what what's the code
I can put in here by emergency?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Such a past? I love. There you go, consumer past,
Consumer advocate. Sure, Okay, all right, well there you go.
Well did you get back the latest edition some posts
Valentine's Day stuff? Well, Companies has always nice work. Sea Bass.
We're gonna take a quick break more. What show is next?
Hang on Sensitivity Training for a politic correct world. The
(29:01):
wood Show. They don't care about your feelings? All right,
well let's go do it for Wednesday morning, everybody. Yeah,
you can find the full show podcast, also the abbreviated
fifteen to thirty minute we call it the Highlight podcast.
Actually you can find that on our website. Just go
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(29:22):
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(29:42):
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funerals tomorrow morning and then there's a whole reception afterwards,
and so we're gonna be there for Greg tomorrow, but
we'll be back on Friday with a brand new show.
Now tomorrow it's still gonna be a show on the air.
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