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Speaker 1 (00:01):
What's up Woody Show Podcast listeners This Saturday, Garden Grove, California,
Stainer Brothers from one to three pm. Myself, Menace and Bort.
We'll be there doing a bunch of giveaways for events, concerts,
and so much more. Let's just say you're not gonna
want to miss it. Hang out with us this Saturday,
March first, one pm to three pm at Stater Bros.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Garden Grove, California.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Get more information at the Woody Show dot com and
we'll see you there in the meantime. Enjoy the Woody
Show Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
It's another new hour insensitivity trending for a politically correct
world on a Friday morning.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, and Greg.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Mentioned a payday to boots. Right, what what do you
buy me? Greg? I'm gonna buy you? Should I buy you?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I would normally go with some food, but you're like
not eating anymore.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I eat food, he does, just like half your little
little baby. Shoot, I'm gonna get you some new socks,
all right. Yeah, my name is one. That's Greg Gory.
There's Menaced, we got Sea Bass, We've got Sammy. Fans
are open at eight seven seven forty four. Wood You
can hit us up with the text open to two
to not eighty seven Friday check ins. Hit us up
(01:15):
with one of those coming up. We got the d
y Q for you this hour, and we start with
your Friday fail stories. Ladies and gentlemen, Boys and girls,
(02:06):
It is time for your Friday fail starting. All these
people thought they had the perfect plan, the plan that
can never go wrong. But then somewhere along the line
it went from being a great idea to one big
stink in mega uber ultra. That's pretty good, right, you know. Yeah,
(02:37):
considering I thought it would be a disaster, considering Gina
is coming off a whole week of laryngitis. Greg is
coming down with laryngitis, and there's clearly aids all over
the building riddled with it. Everybody seems to be going down,
stripping off one after the other.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Sammy starting to cough, Yeah, Sammy.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Starting to cough. Bort came in today. What's going on
with you? You're like a congestitor. Yeah, I definitely have
some allardy issues going on. It's affected asthma, so I think.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Oh, I think you said it was affecting your ass
affect affects.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, che And we will start this rount of the
failed stories. In Florida. This chick was arrested after she
and another girl vandalized her ex boyfriend's car. That's what
she did. She was mad at him because he stilled
out her seven hundred bucks, and so they spray painted
the car. It's a black car. They put this very
bright yellow paint all over it, and they threw eggs
at it, which is very expensive. Unfortunately for them, the
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car belonged to a neighbor, not the ex boyfriend. Wrong cars.
The damage estimated to be about five thousand dollars. The
cops got her driving with two open containers of four loco.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, so there was that. And here she is going
through it. Here she is being arrested by the officers,
and a little clip of the guy whose car was
vandalized on the local TV news.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Really, just try harder, to try to be sneaky, because
you are god awful, you guy, the wrong damn car.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
First of all, I'm not Jason Brow like you know that.
I'm Jonathan.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
It's crazy too, Like they.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Chose the perfect color, the perfect color to pop off
of black.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, so I mean here's here's the picture. And then
the color really did pop off of black that you got. Good. See, man,
he's an nowhere excess car. This next story, this guy,
he's a travel writer for CNN. His name is Will McGoff.
Never heard of him, but he went on a trip
to Antarctica just spread his father's ashes amongst the icebergs
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and the mountains. Okay, But as he was on a
boat on his way out to the glaciers, the guide
gave a safety briefing and that's when Will found out
that it was actually illegal to scatter ashes. Turns out
you could be fine for spreading ashes in a restricted
area without the proper paperwork or approval. So he went
all the way to Antarctica for nothing. Here's one from
(05:03):
Missouri where these two guys they were lost. They stopped,
some cops stop. Some cops asked for these directions. Hey man,
where the hell are you? Can you help us out?
They wanted to know how to get to Osage Beach.
But the thing is they were already in o Sage
Beach and didn't realize it. And that's right around when
the officers realized that these guys might not be sober.
So now the cops they were asking for directions were
(05:24):
just now happened to be doing a training session for
the department's drug duggans. So they brought over one of
the little drug dugans and the dog found some meth
on them, and they were arrested and taking the fail
jail sales. He just had to ask that you stopped
to ask for directions? How somebody else? How stupid dogies though,
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And this is my favorite story of the week. We're
gonna go international. This one is from China, all right,
where this college kid accidentally started a fire in his
dorm while trying to hide a sex doll from his roommate.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Oh no, that's how you do it.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
So he had his inflatable girlfriend out when his roommate
came home, so in a panic, he snuck her out
into the hallway and tried to destroy the evidence by
setting her on fire. Great plan. So the hallway, of
course fills with smoke that sets off the alarm. So
instead of his roommate finding out, everyone found out the
fire department. They were called. They came and put out
(06:24):
the girlfriend and yeah, now he's a sale. All kinds
of truth.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
Don't you hate it when they have to put out
your girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Right? You want your girlfriend to put out. You don't
want have to put out your girlfriend eight seven four Wooding,
text over to two to nine eighty seven. In fact,
that number I just gave you can use the call in.
We're gonna play the d u i Q all right,
that is coming up next. So if you want to play,
this is where Seed masses out on the streets talking
the drunks, and then we asked some very simple trivia
(06:51):
questions to these drunk people. You, as the contestant, just
have to guess will the drunk person know right or wrong?
Two out of three? If you get those right yes
or know where they get it, you could be winning
a prize this morning. It's our dumb ass contest, the
d u IQ that's coming up next. Eight seven seven
forty four, Woodie, if you want to play, what is
(07:12):
weird the Woody Show and time for your dumb ass contests?
Here your Friday morning dumb ass contests. It's time to.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Play the du IQ.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yeah, all right, Sea Bass. He's playing the way the
game works to everybody.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Please, The game works by my finding someone who's nice
and drunk and then asking them just the easiest questions.
So you have to guess whether they are so drunk
that they won't know the answer in their drunk state
that they normally would their sober state. Sure, so if
you know whether they know the answer.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Two three times, that's right. Boom And then we got
to Menace and Sammy, who are guessing Stone called sober
uh huh phones eight seven seven forty four Wooding. We'll
get to know the drunk person a little bit better
here in just the second. But first that say hi
to our kntest, and that would be Zach. Good morning, Zach.
How are you any good weekend plans?
Speaker 6 (08:06):
Opening day tomorrow for my four year old?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Okay, yeah, kids sports. No, The question was do you
have any exciting plans?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Are you the are you the coach?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Zach?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Are you coaching?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I am?
Speaker 8 (08:21):
And for Greg, I'm getting a new couch tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
That's what you like, That's what we're talking. Hell yeah,
just taking to the park. They don't know even know
what they're doing. He's going pro yea, well no, you
gotta play, you got yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
All right, anyway, time for the d u i Q. Now,
before we get into the questions that count, we're gonna
get know our drunk here a little bit better.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
And who is this person? See mass our fine friend Kristen.
She's out partying with her work bust besties. I should say, okay,
and she tell us all about that and why she
needs to blow off some steam.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
All right, here's Kristen.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
We're celebrating you off work because we're all servers.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
We say, hey, you want to burger media rare.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
You're not gonna hear your burger media rare? Bitch?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Why are you telling the customers to you.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Because they're so needy. I'm like, bitch, you are asking
for too much.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah, they're just asking for so much straws so much Knapkins.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
What do you got a drink tonight?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Vodka? Because I'm Russian?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Asian?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Actually, what's the best thing?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Not being honestly the rice?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Okay wait, I love her. It's hilarious, right, I'm like, bitch, yeah,
you could be Russian and Asian. By the way, yeah,
gotta get some of that audio and seat it to
our guy. I need that worked into, you know, like
come back from commercials and stuff. Hilarious. I'm Russian?
Speaker 7 (09:46):
Oh wait, I'm Asian, man, what's the best the best
thing not being Asian?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Honestly the rice.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Saying, oh dude, there's a new rice cooker out there
that's made by Kitchen Aid that cooks all this different
type of rice.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
One of those. No, it's just like.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
You can like say, oh, I want like Mexican rice,
or I want like certain types of rice, and it
cooks it perfectly.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Wheat rice, ye want?
Speaker 7 (10:13):
Media rare bitchy.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Asked me. All right, so Zach, that's that's Kristen. Now
we'll get into the questions, d U I Q. Question
number one?
Speaker 7 (10:27):
What's the name of any Supreme Court case ever?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Case? So many famous rulers, I.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
Mean, there's at least one that everybody knows.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I mean literally, that's why they're that's why these two
are writing so.
Speaker 9 (10:37):
Furiousah wait, can I hear the question again?
Speaker 7 (10:39):
Oh sure, Sammy, no problem. What's the name of any
Supreme Court case ever?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Any Supreme Court case that.
Speaker 10 (10:47):
Just come It's not called come on, it's.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Called all right? So what do you think We'll start
with you? Greg?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
I'm gonna say no to Kristen that I'm so I'm
confident I'm going to say in this room, double yes, I'm.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Gonna say no to Kristen no to Menace, Yes to Sammy.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
I'm feeling pessimistic. I'm going triple no.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Triple no. Now when it comes to our drunk friend
Kristen Menace, Sammy, do you think that she's gonna get it?
Speaker 5 (11:21):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
From Russia? Zach. What do you think Kristen? Will she
get it? Yes? Or no?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
All right? Question number one for the d U I Q.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
What's the name of any Supreme Court case ever? Menace
Roe versus Wade, Sammy ro versus Wade?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Double, Yes, it'll be Did you write that down? Or
just because I saw you look over right before you
gave your answer, did you cheat? What did you cheat?
Looking on Sammy's place.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
The airplane wings on his Yeah, yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Right because he don't want to see the right because
Greg's judging judging is right.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
I don't right, he's very If you showed it to me,
can you name another one?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Go for it?
Speaker 9 (12:10):
You got anything?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
How about Kramer versus Cramer. That's a good one a movie?
Can I guess?
Speaker 6 (12:21):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Case, Yeah, it would be. I mean i'd have to be.
Speaker 9 (12:31):
I forget, yeah, I would have to be the name.
But I'm like, Okay, OJ.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
But that's not like, that's not the Supreme They ever
ruled on that.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
The OJ thing wasn't the Supreme Court?
Speaker 6 (12:42):
How about like Brown versus the Board of Education?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
There you go, I've heard of that. What about though?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
What about.
Speaker 9 (12:53):
No, I got Roverse waiting caught it right.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
That wasn't the Supreme Court? The case Jay should have
been now o jv.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
Bronco.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
So Zach said no for Kristen, And if she blows
it here that means that he'll be on the board.
The first point here in this round of the d
U i Q.
Speaker 7 (13:11):
What's the name of any Supreme Court case ever?
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Oh? Super is literally on the tip of my brain. Yeah,
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Good job Jack. Yeah, I did not get there right.
So Zach, you're on the board. You got yourself a point. Congratulations.
You couldn't even come up with a guest d y
Q Question number two.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
Who decided to have formulated his theory of gravity effort?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
An apple? Hit him on the head? Who decided to
have formulated his theory of what was going on? You
call it?
Speaker 7 (13:46):
Who decided to have formulated his theory of gravity effort?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
An apple? Hit him on the head?
Speaker 10 (13:52):
It sounds a little drinking with the with the contestants.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Okay, all right, let's see what do you What do
you think? Gina grad I'm gonna say no for Kristin.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
I'm I'm feeling really pessimistic today.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I'm going no again. I will go triple no. Greg Gory.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
I was thinking triple no, but then I think Menace
might get it. Mom, Mom, but I'll I'll join the bandwagon.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Triple no. Okay, Uh, Sammy Menace No? Okay? Gravity in Russia? Zach,
what do you think will Kristin get it? Yes?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Or no?
Speaker 7 (14:32):
Don't do it to me Kristin nor okay? Question number
two d u i Q who decided to have formulated
his theory of gravity for an apple hit him on
the head.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Sammy Einstein, Einstein, menace.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Sir Isaac Newton.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
He likes this drunk history stuff.
Speaker 9 (15:02):
Coffee.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Also, it's like in children's books.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Well yeah that, yeah, you got the first name too.
Now all right, you got the first name, sir.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
We didn't about gravity till like nineteen oh five. For
our listener, Zach. For his sake, I hope that Kristen
doesn't get it right, because if she doesn't he'll be
the winner on the.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
Duy Q who decided to have formulated his theory of
gravity for an apple hit him on the head.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Either we're talking about Aristotle or.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I'm in physics right now, Arisubtle, or it's not Leo,
it's uh, I'm so sorry. No, no, sorry, physics right now, Davic. Zach, Congratulations,
you are the winner on the duy Q. Yes, congratulations.
What a way to start a weekend, All right with Zach? Congratulations?
(15:51):
Hang on one second, man, we'll get all your information.
Enjoy yourself, and thank you for listening to the Wood Show.
There's a there's our winner, Zach job Zach that time.
It's one unused question? Yeah, menace check it out. Yeah,
got it right. Texters are in prised. What about people
versus Larry flint Hey? Yeah? What about that? What about
(16:14):
that one? It was a staycase in Georgia? What about it?
So it must have been Supreme Court?
Speaker 6 (16:20):
What about man versus food?
Speaker 8 (16:26):
Question number three for the u i Q, what would
an animal was supposedly used to sneak into the city
of Troy? Oh h, what would an animal was supposedly
used to sneak into the city of Troy.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
What would an animal?
Speaker 5 (16:45):
I understand it now.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Okay, I played it twice.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Now I thought I would say, what would an animal?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
What? What? What about this little drunk heard? Thank you?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Greg?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Correct?
Speaker 8 (16:57):
What would an animal was supposedly used to sneak into
the city of Troy?
Speaker 2 (17:01):
What?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Wooden?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Animal? Okay? Not and animal?
Speaker 7 (17:05):
An animal?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I could see where the confusion is. Oh bit hmm.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
I'll start Okay, yes to Menace, not toe Sammy.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
No to Christen not nice.
Speaker 10 (17:18):
I'm gonna go opposite. I'll take Sammy on this one.
No to Menace, No to Kristen.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
All right, I'm gonna pile on with Greg. Okay, yeah,
because Menace has been really strong. Yeah, I agree. I
agree with Greg. Now Menace and Sammy. Do you think
the Christian will get it? No? No.
Speaker 8 (17:34):
Question number three for the d U, I Q, what
what an animal was supposedly used to sneak into the
city of Troy?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Menace? Horse? Sammy?
Speaker 9 (17:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Horse horse No? Yeah, horse Trojan Trojan yeah yeah all right.
Speaker 8 (17:52):
Question number three, d uy Q, what what an animal
was supposedly used to sneak into the city of Troy?
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Alia?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Because they easily get in stadiums, get in the stadium.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Her logic is flawless.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I love her. She's great. Yeah, I want to hear
her intro again. She was just talking about her job
and you can do that, I know, but she's great.
I want I want to make this audio. Uh into
Eastern production.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
They're celebrating off work because we're all servers.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
And we say, hey, you want to burner medium rare.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
You're not gonna hear burner medium rare? Bitch?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Why are you telling the customers to f you.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Because they're so needy?
Speaker 10 (18:41):
I'm like, bitch, you are asking too much.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah, they're just asking for so much straws, so much napkins.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
But do you got a drink tonight?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Badka?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Because I'm Russian, I'm Asian? Actual, what's the best thing
about being Asian?
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Honestly? The rice?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yeah, the rose question for Sammy? What continent is Russia in?
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Talking to this should be a game right here? I
got a question these two.
Speaker 9 (19:18):
Is it Asia?
Speaker 6 (19:22):
You don't seem confident about this.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
No, that's always Is that your final answer? Okay?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Man?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
You now, since you're the game master, you you correct
her or not? Uh? It is an Asia?
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Yes? Is it Europe.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Huh no, No, it's correct. Yes, I said no, that's
why I'm Yes, he was just messing with you.
Speaker 9 (19:47):
I'm so confused, like.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Tobies, I'm assuming that people in the room don't know.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Am I correct on that you are?
Speaker 7 (19:56):
I literally mentioned it when she gave her answer, that
you can Russian and be Asian. Yea, yeah, it's Asia,
that's one of the Siberia. Yeah, it spans both, it
does Asia. I keep telling you what he's having menace. Now,
what's a question for menace?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:15):
Yeah, hit me back and forth.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (20:18):
Yeah, but I have to ask a question that, like
I also know the answer to I don't know, don't give.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
So, like you've heard a bunch of we've had a
bunch of topics this game, Yes, spin off one of those,
a little bit about Yeah, it can't be girls.
Speaker 9 (20:37):
Dang who who?
Speaker 7 (20:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (20:40):
Okay, so who created the atomic bomb?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
That's a good one, all right?
Speaker 5 (20:45):
The atomic bomb? Well, I mean I think multiple multiple
people can be you know, well.
Speaker 9 (20:51):
Yeah, okay, getting about this, well, Einstein can be credited
for it, and then that dude from the movie can.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
There you go?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Yeah, there you go? The Manhattan Project more shows coming up,
hanging on What You Do.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
What the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Tomorrow, Menace and Bort They're gonna be at the Stated
Brothers Guarding Grove from one to three pm.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
It's like a new, yeah, grand grand opening. They remodeled
the whole place. It's awesome.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
You're probably gonna have some really great deals on flat meat,
probably chicken, a bunch of giveaways and stuff for anybody
who comes by. That is tomorrow with Menace and Bort
at the State of Brothers Garden Grove. Get the details
some more information, just go to the woodieshow dot com
and click on the events tab. Don't miss out. I
think I found some soulmates for a couple of people
on the show. Okay and Menace, I know you're married,
(21:52):
and we love Nacho. We all love Nacho. But this Chicken.
Connecticut she issuing her school district because she was allowed
to graduate high school without being able to read or write.
Oh my god. Okay. She says that they just never
taught her. She is in the local TV news talking
about what the teachers would tell her to do rather
than read or write while class was going on.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
They were just either tell me to stay in a
corner and sleep or just draw a pictures flowers for them.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
What that's insane, lucky, Yeah, pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
He still tried to force me to learn every day.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yeah, they had expectations. Now.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Yeah, so all through her school career, every teacher, every
grade told her to go in the corner and sleep.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Not find it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (22:38):
This is a huge problem actually in schools because they
don't have the time to catch kids up who are behind,
and they just keep pushing them through and don't hold
anyone back anymore.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Yeah, that that is true. Our neighbors, they have a
couple of kids where they're twins, right, one boy, one girl,
And this is like right after COVID, these kids fell
so far behind during the at home yeh, you know
COVID learning not learning crack. The mom and the dad
were begging the school to let them repeat the grade,
(23:07):
like please, yeah, and they said nope, And so then
they appealed it to the superintendent. Superintendent's like nope and
pushed them right on through.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
What do they care?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Why? Because it's something that affects their probably.
Speaker 9 (23:22):
Affects everything for the kid.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Like what I think though, with kids that are struggling
like this, they just need to find what the kid
is actually into and like cares about and then focus
on that and go read that.
Speaker 9 (23:33):
But they'd have to care about the kid enough.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
But that's not there. That's not a public school. Public
schools won't do that.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
I mean mine did.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
But instead of suing the district, why doesn't she just
learn to read and write? Now that's a good question.
What did your school do?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Right, well they did that.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
I liked, you know, video editing and shooting video and
then so they helped me with that, and uh, let
me focus on that, and that kind of helped me
out in life, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
So and Greg found a soul made for I know
you love Mario of course, and you're not in the
Chicks any more. Yeah, but this chick could be your
soulmate like you. She has obsessed with bougie fashion, and
she is getting both love and hate from people online
for teaching her kid the alphabet using brand names like
(24:21):
D would be four R D R exactly right. Uh,
let's listen and learn is far and by the way,
let me let me fun accent ahead, and so they'll
they'll pronounce letters kind of funny ways compared to how
we do it. But yeah, fun accident is.
Speaker 11 (24:38):
Far is far, aube is far, is far.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Is far?
Speaker 11 (24:51):
Such me is far? Kindle that is far.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
In your return? Oh my god, yes, I love that
is for Kenzo. Now. The people who love it love it.
But the people who don't like it, they think it's
wrong that the mom is exposing her kid to consumerism
so early on.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Oh my god, she'll be exposed to that when she
walks out the door.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Hy exactly, Oh my god, is for.
Speaker 11 (25:26):
Is fores is for.
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(26:16):
are on Sunday. Will you watch do you care. Yes,
Conan is the host.
Speaker 9 (26:20):
Okay, I like him.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
I love Conan. I'm here for it.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
I'd rather just watch.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Him, Yeah, do his thing. Kind of find Conan to
be overrated.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Oh yeah, really like back in the day.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yeah, I think it's because not from your view, but
he doesn't appeal to the masses.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
Because he's smart, funny, he's from Harvard.
Speaker 9 (26:43):
That must be why I like him so much.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Oh yeah, that's funny. It's funny.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I think maybe that's why he never got like the
massive appeal after Jay Lennow.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yeah, it means seems like a nice enough dude.
Speaker 6 (26:55):
He's a Simpsons writer, seems funny.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Doesn't seem like a jerk or anything. It just yeah,
I was ever. I was just never super drawn to
his show. That makes sense. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
He has a travel show too that he did that
was really good that I liked.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Yeah, does everybody have a travel show? That was Yeah.
There's also a big parade of planets tonight. Oh yeah,
seven planets visible in the night sky. They call it
a parade because they're all lined up. Can't wait?
Speaker 7 (27:23):
Oh yeah, oh yes, if she'll be out there with
her telescope, I love it.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Experts best time to look is right around dusk and
you should be able to see four or five Like
Saturn is pretty close to the sun right now. But
you're gonna need a telescope or your binoculars to see
your rainus.
Speaker 10 (27:38):
I usually do and Neptune don't forget. When you have
a kid in the house, this becomes a big deal.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
I agree. I'm just and I want to see your phone.
Speaker 10 (27:46):
We have two telescopes that were purchased for this kid
that we've never assembled.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Absolutely today has been made I want a telescope. At
one of the company parties, give everybody like a raffle ticket,
And that thing sat in my basement for years and
then I finally gave it away. It moved twice, yeah,
and I finally give because it was nice. It was
like a really expensive one, a telescope, Yeah, like a
(28:11):
raffle Yeah, it was. I think they were cleaning out
the prize closet, like somehow the station ended up with
this stuff and that they just auctioned it off for
the Christmas part.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Yeah, telescope they do if you talking.
Speaker 10 (28:25):
About Yeah, there are some places they do like telescope
meetups and they get crazy with that stuff.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
My parents at their old house. Their neighbor had this
guy who he had built like this little shed thing
in the backyard that howls this really crazy telescope that
they can operate from inside the house. And so the
roof would slide off and then this telescope. It was
pretty cool. Yeah, hardcore. Yeah, it was on this platform.
So like the roof would raise or you know, slide
(28:51):
to the side, and then the telescope itself would raise
up the above the peak of the wall and peak
out the roof and then he could inside the house
like set different coordinates and stuff.
Speaker 6 (29:03):
And then my god, that's yeah, that's insane.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
That's super geeky. Back to the Oscars real quick.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
If I were to offer you five billion tax free
dollars to name two Best Picture nominated.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
I don't know. Yeah, one hundred billion, I don't know.
If I don't know, if I could name one to
you asked me the name. What's the last movie I
went to the theater to see. I don't think I
can do it.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Is Wicked nominated for Best Picture. I mean that bob
Byllan movie. I know that that's Chalame is nominated for Actor.
I couldn't tell you the name of the movie, though, Is.
Speaker 9 (29:35):
That Amelia Perez movie nominated?
Speaker 2 (29:37):
You know that? Sure, Yeah, we know that.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
I've heard of the Nickel Boys.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Wickeds is nominated, So there you go. You know that
Wicked nominated for Best Picture.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
I'm sure it is.
Speaker 7 (29:46):
I mean they put it well and it's and it's
it's art scenes for in theater dorks.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Outside. Like the big movies that made all the money,
like those were never like in the at least at
least in more recent like the Black Relation history.
Speaker 7 (30:01):
It is those big movies because that's why they expanded
that to ten two's on.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
There also subsistence.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Now that you say them, I kind of recognize some
of them. But if off the top of me, yeah,
I couldn't have made you.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Know, the substance. I've talked about it a bunch of times.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Right, But I'm just saying before we're talking about it now,
I wouldn't have known.
Speaker 7 (30:19):
If you let enjoy your five billion dollars, I won't
I wouldn't win conclave. We've talked about that.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Now that you say there is one about the.
Speaker 10 (30:28):
Yeah, you've only heard about these because in other conversations
where you've never heard of these movies.
Speaker 6 (30:32):
It's not like you were inundated with trailers or anything.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
True. That's the thing. I was write down movies that
I want to watch. Yeah, you still haven't watched oppenheim
Er speaking of Oppenheimer later gets still still on my
list that I wanted to watch, like the minute it
came out, and I never did that. Sopranos like ok,
Saints of Newark. Yeah, still watched it. It was great.
I know, damn what you would hate.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
You would violently hate Oppenheimer.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
It's long in time, Mark.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Now I have not and I don't know how normal
this is. I realized this last night that I have
not turned the television on all week, not once I've
been doing because I've been doing busy with other things,
and I haven't sat down. I haven't watched one thing
all week long. That includes HGTV. Right, I'm not even
(31:24):
background passive television. And this is not like some oh
I'm too good for television. I'm not. I love television.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
So you're not caught up on the flip in hell
mooses no or the flip off I'm not, or is
he does it? But I realize that, oh my god,
what the hell happened this week. I have not once
turned the television on.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
This sounds bad stream. He needs to go to the
doctor something.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
There's some clip clips of a TV show I think
it's on Hulu called Paradise. I think that a lot
of people are into I want to see it as.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
A Spanish one.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
No, no, no, it's about, you know, total devastation of Earth.
Speaker 7 (32:00):
Oh yeah, when I met is his favorite thing? Yeah,
super volcano. Yeah yeah, that's what he wants it.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
But the clips are like popping up on social like
crazy James Marsden, Hello, Yeah.
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The Woody Show, insensitivity.
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Draining for a politically world.
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TV because the motion isn't natural, right, But she's watching
shows on Netflix or Hulu whatever, she does it at
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And I agree, like, I think you can listen more
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It's another new hour insensitivity trending for a politically correct
world on a Friday morning.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, and Greg.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Mentioned a payday to boots. Right, what what do you
buy me? Greg? I'm gonna buy you? Should I buy you?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I would normally go with some food, but you're like
not eating anymore.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I eat food, he does, just like half your little
little baby. Shoot, I'm gonna get you some new socks,
all right. Yeah, my name is one. That's Greg Gory.
There's Menaced, we got Sea Bass, We've got Sammy. Fans
are open at eight seven seven forty four. Wood You
can hit us up with the text open to two
to not eighty seven Friday check ins. Hit us up
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with one of those coming up. We got the d
y Q for you this hour, and we start with
your Friday fail stories. Ladies and gentlemen, Boys and girls,
(02:06):
It is time for your Friday fail starting. All these
people thought they had the perfect plan, the plan that
can never go wrong. But then somewhere along the line
it went from being a great idea to one big
stink in mega uber ultra. That's pretty good, right, you know. Yeah,
(02:37):
considering I thought it would be a disaster, considering Gina
is coming off a whole week of laryngitis. Greg is
coming down with laryngitis, and there's clearly aids all over
the building riddled with it. Everybody seems to be going down,
stripping off one after the other.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Sammy starting to cough, Yeah, Sammy.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Starting to cough. Bort came in today. What's going on
with you? You're like a congestitor. Yeah, I definitely have
some allardy issues going on. It's affected asthma, so I think.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Oh, I think you said it was affecting your ass
affect affects.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, che And we will start this rount of the
failed stories. In Florida. This chick was arrested after she
and another girl vandalized her ex boyfriend's car. That's what
she did. She was mad at him because he stilled
out her seven hundred bucks, and so they spray painted
the car. It's a black car. They put this very
bright yellow paint all over it, and they threw eggs
at it, which is very expensive. Unfortunately for them, the
(03:32):
car belonged to a neighbor, not the ex boyfriend. Wrong cars.
The damage estimated to be about five thousand dollars. The
cops got her driving with two open containers of four loco.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, so there was that. And here she is going
through it. Here she is being arrested by the officers,
and a little clip of the guy whose car was
vandalized on the local TV news.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Really, just try harder, to try to be sneaky, because
you are god awful, you guy, the wrong damn car.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
First of all, I'm not Jason Brow like you know that.
I'm Jonathan.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
It's crazy too, Like they.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Chose the perfect color, the perfect color to pop off
of black.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, so I mean here's here's the picture. And then
the color really did pop off of black that you got. Good. See, man,
he's an nowhere excess car. This next story, this guy,
he's a travel writer for CNN. His name is Will McGoff.
Never heard of him, but he went on a trip
to Antarctica just spread his father's ashes amongst the icebergs
(04:36):
and the mountains. Okay, But as he was on a
boat on his way out to the glaciers, the guide
gave a safety briefing and that's when Will found out
that it was actually illegal to scatter ashes. Turns out
you could be fine for spreading ashes in a restricted
area without the proper paperwork or approval. So he went
all the way to Antarctica for nothing. Here's one from
(05:03):
Missouri where these two guys they were lost. They stopped,
some cops stop. Some cops asked for these directions. Hey man,
where the hell are you? Can you help us out?
They wanted to know how to get to Osage Beach.
But the thing is they were already in o Sage
Beach and didn't realize it. And that's right around when
the officers realized that these guys might not be sober.
So now the cops they were asking for directions were
(05:24):
just now happened to be doing a training session for
the department's drug duggans. So they brought over one of
the little drug dugans and the dog found some meth
on them, and they were arrested and taking the fail
jail sales. He just had to ask that you stopped
to ask for directions? How somebody else? How stupid dogies though,
(05:45):
And this is my favorite story of the week. We're
gonna go international. This one is from China, all right,
where this college kid accidentally started a fire in his
dorm while trying to hide a sex doll from his roommate.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Oh no, that's how you do it.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
So he had his inflatable girlfriend out when his roommate
came home, so in a panic, he snuck her out
into the hallway and tried to destroy the evidence by
setting her on fire. Great plan. So the hallway, of
course fills with smoke that sets off the alarm. So
instead of his roommate finding out, everyone found out the
fire department. They were called. They came and put out
(06:24):
the girlfriend and yeah, now he's a sale. All kinds
of truth.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
Don't you hate it when they have to put out
your girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Right? You want your girlfriend to put out. You don't
want have to put out your girlfriend eight seven four Wooding,
text over to two to nine eighty seven. In fact,
that number I just gave you can use the call in.
We're gonna play the d u i Q all right,
that is coming up next. So if you want to play,
this is where Seed masses out on the streets talking
the drunks, and then we asked some very simple trivia
(06:51):
questions to these drunk people. You, as the contestant, just
have to guess will the drunk person know right or wrong?
Two out of three? If you get those right yes
or know where they get it, you could be winning
a prize this morning. It's our dumb ass contest, the
d u IQ that's coming up next. Eight seven seven
forty four, Woodie, if you want to play, what is
(07:12):
weird the Woody Show and time for your dumb ass contests?
Here your Friday morning dumb ass contests. It's time to.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Play the du IQ.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yeah, all right, Sea Bass. He's playing the way the
game works to everybody.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Please, The game works by my finding someone who's nice
and drunk and then asking them just the easiest questions.
So you have to guess whether they are so drunk
that they won't know the answer in their drunk state
that they normally would their sober state. Sure, so if
you know whether they know the answer.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Two three times, that's right. Boom And then we got
to Menace and Sammy, who are guessing Stone called sober
uh huh phones eight seven seven forty four Wooding. We'll
get to know the drunk person a little bit better
here in just the second. But first that say hi
to our kntest, and that would be Zach. Good morning, Zach.
How are you any good weekend plans?
Speaker 6 (08:06):
Opening day tomorrow for my four year old?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Okay, yeah, kids sports. No, The question was do you
have any exciting plans?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Are you the are you the coach?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Zach?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Are you coaching?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I am?
Speaker 8 (08:21):
And for Greg, I'm getting a new couch tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
That's what you like, That's what we're talking. Hell yeah,
just taking to the park. They don't know even know
what they're doing. He's going pro yea, well no, you
gotta play, you got yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
All right, anyway, time for the d u i Q. Now,
before we get into the questions that count, we're gonna
get know our drunk here a little bit better.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
And who is this person? See mass our fine friend Kristen.
She's out partying with her work bust besties. I should say, okay,
and she tell us all about that and why she
needs to blow off some steam.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
All right, here's Kristen.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
We're celebrating you off work because we're all servers.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
We say, hey, you want to burger media rare.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
You're not gonna hear your burger media rare? Bitch?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Why are you telling the customers to you.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Because they're so needy. I'm like, bitch, you are asking
for too much.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah, they're just asking for so much straws so much Knapkins.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
What do you got a drink tonight?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Vodka? Because I'm Russian?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Asian?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Actually, what's the best thing?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Not being honestly the rice?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Okay wait, I love her. It's hilarious, right, I'm like, bitch, yeah,
you could be Russian and Asian. By the way, yeah,
gotta get some of that audio and seat it to
our guy. I need that worked into, you know, like
come back from commercials and stuff. Hilarious. I'm Russian?
Speaker 7 (09:46):
Oh wait, I'm Asian, man, what's the best the best
thing not being Asian?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Honestly the rice.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Saying, oh dude, there's a new rice cooker out there
that's made by Kitchen Aid that cooks all this different
type of rice.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
One of those. No, it's just like.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
You can like say, oh, I want like Mexican rice,
or I want like certain types of rice, and it
cooks it perfectly.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Wheat rice, ye want?
Speaker 7 (10:13):
Media rare bitchy.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Asked me. All right, so Zach, that's that's Kristen. Now
we'll get into the questions, d U I Q. Question
number one?
Speaker 7 (10:27):
What's the name of any Supreme Court case ever?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Case? So many famous rulers, I.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
Mean, there's at least one that everybody knows.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I mean literally, that's why they're that's why these two
are writing so.
Speaker 9 (10:37):
Furiousah wait, can I hear the question again?
Speaker 7 (10:39):
Oh sure, Sammy, no problem. What's the name of any
Supreme Court case ever?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Any Supreme Court case that.
Speaker 10 (10:47):
Just come It's not called come on, it's.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Called all right? So what do you think We'll start
with you? Greg?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
I'm gonna say no to Kristen that I'm so I'm
confident I'm going to say in this room, double yes, I'm.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Gonna say no to Kristen no to Menace, Yes to Sammy.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
I'm feeling pessimistic. I'm going triple no.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Triple no. Now when it comes to our drunk friend
Kristen Menace, Sammy, do you think that she's gonna get it?
Speaker 5 (11:21):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
From Russia? Zach. What do you think Kristen? Will she
get it? Yes? Or no?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
All right? Question number one for the d U I Q.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
What's the name of any Supreme Court case ever? Menace
Roe versus Wade, Sammy ro versus Wade?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Double, Yes, it'll be Did you write that down? Or
just because I saw you look over right before you
gave your answer, did you cheat? What did you cheat?
Looking on Sammy's place.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
The airplane wings on his Yeah, yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Right because he don't want to see the right because
Greg's judging judging is right.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
I don't right, he's very If you showed it to me,
can you name another one?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Go for it?
Speaker 9 (12:10):
You got anything?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
How about Kramer versus Cramer. That's a good one a movie?
Can I guess?
Speaker 6 (12:21):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Case, Yeah, it would be. I mean i'd have to be.
Speaker 9 (12:31):
I forget, yeah, I would have to be the name.
But I'm like, Okay, OJ.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
But that's not like, that's not the Supreme They ever
ruled on that.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
The OJ thing wasn't the Supreme Court?
Speaker 6 (12:42):
How about like Brown versus the Board of Education?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
There you go, I've heard of that. What about though?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
What about.
Speaker 9 (12:53):
No, I got Roverse waiting caught it right.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
That wasn't the Supreme Court? The case Jay should have
been now o jv.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
Bronco.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
So Zach said no for Kristen, And if she blows
it here that means that he'll be on the board.
The first point here in this round of the d
U i Q.
Speaker 7 (13:11):
What's the name of any Supreme Court case ever?
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Oh? Super is literally on the tip of my brain. Yeah,
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Good job Jack. Yeah, I did not get there right.
So Zach, you're on the board. You got yourself a point. Congratulations.
You couldn't even come up with a guest d y
Q Question number two.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
Who decided to have formulated his theory of gravity effort?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
An apple? Hit him on the head? Who decided to
have formulated his theory of what was going on? You
call it?
Speaker 7 (13:46):
Who decided to have formulated his theory of gravity effort?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
An apple? Hit him on the head?
Speaker 10 (13:52):
It sounds a little drinking with the with the contestants.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Okay, all right, let's see what do you What do
you think? Gina grad I'm gonna say no for Kristin.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
I'm I'm feeling really pessimistic today.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I'm going no again. I will go triple no. Greg Gory.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
I was thinking triple no, but then I think Menace
might get it. Mom, Mom, but I'll I'll join the bandwagon.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Triple no. Okay, Uh, Sammy Menace No? Okay? Gravity in Russia? Zach,
what do you think will Kristin get it? Yes?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Or no?
Speaker 7 (14:32):
Don't do it to me Kristin nor okay? Question number
two d u i Q who decided to have formulated
his theory of gravity for an apple hit him on
the head.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Sammy Einstein, Einstein, menace.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Sir Isaac Newton.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
He likes this drunk history stuff.
Speaker 9 (15:02):
Coffee.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Also, it's like in children's books.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Well yeah that, yeah, you got the first name too.
Now all right, you got the first name, sir.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
We didn't about gravity till like nineteen oh five. For
our listener, Zach. For his sake, I hope that Kristen
doesn't get it right, because if she doesn't he'll be
the winner on the.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
Duy Q who decided to have formulated his theory of
gravity for an apple hit him on the head.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Either we're talking about Aristotle or.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I'm in physics right now, Arisubtle, or it's not Leo,
it's uh, I'm so sorry. No, no, sorry, physics right now, Davic. Zach, Congratulations,
you are the winner on the duy Q. Yes, congratulations.
What a way to start a weekend, All right with Zach? Congratulations?
(15:51):
Hang on one second, man, we'll get all your information.
Enjoy yourself, and thank you for listening to the Wood Show.
There's a there's our winner, Zach job Zach that time.
It's one unused question? Yeah, menace check it out. Yeah,
got it right. Texters are in prised. What about people
versus Larry flint Hey? Yeah? What about that? What about
(16:14):
that one? It was a staycase in Georgia? What about it?
So it must have been Supreme Court?
Speaker 6 (16:20):
What about man versus food?
Speaker 8 (16:26):
Question number three for the u i Q, what would
an animal was supposedly used to sneak into the city
of Troy? Oh h, what would an animal was supposedly
used to sneak into the city of Troy.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
What would an animal?
Speaker 5 (16:45):
I understand it now.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Okay, I played it twice.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Now I thought I would say, what would an animal?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
What? What? What about this little drunk heard? Thank you?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Greg?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Correct?
Speaker 8 (16:57):
What would an animal was supposedly used to sneak into
the city of Troy?
Speaker 2 (17:01):
What?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Wooden?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Animal? Okay? Not and animal?
Speaker 7 (17:05):
An animal?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I could see where the confusion is. Oh bit hmm.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
I'll start Okay, yes to Menace, not toe Sammy.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
No to Christen not nice.
Speaker 10 (17:18):
I'm gonna go opposite. I'll take Sammy on this one.
No to Menace, No to Kristen.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
All right, I'm gonna pile on with Greg. Okay, yeah,
because Menace has been really strong. Yeah, I agree. I
agree with Greg. Now Menace and Sammy. Do you think
the Christian will get it? No? No.
Speaker 8 (17:34):
Question number three for the d U, I Q, what
what an animal was supposedly used to sneak into the
city of Troy?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Menace? Horse? Sammy?
Speaker 9 (17:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Horse horse No? Yeah, horse Trojan Trojan yeah yeah all right.
Speaker 8 (17:52):
Question number three, d uy Q, what what an animal
was supposedly used to sneak into the city of Troy?
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Alia?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Because they easily get in stadiums, get in the stadium.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Her logic is flawless.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I love her. She's great. Yeah, I want to hear
her intro again. She was just talking about her job
and you can do that, I know, but she's great.
I want I want to make this audio. Uh into
Eastern production.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
They're celebrating off work because we're all servers.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
And we say, hey, you want to burner medium rare.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
You're not gonna hear burner medium rare? Bitch?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Why are you telling the customers to f you.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Because they're so needy?
Speaker 10 (18:41):
I'm like, bitch, you are asking too much.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah, they're just asking for so much straws, so much napkins.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
But do you got a drink tonight?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Badka?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Because I'm Russian, I'm Asian? Actual, what's the best thing
about being Asian?
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Honestly? The rice?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yeah, the rose question for Sammy? What continent is Russia in?
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Talking to this should be a game right here? I
got a question these two.
Speaker 9 (19:18):
Is it Asia?
Speaker 6 (19:22):
You don't seem confident about this.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
No, that's always Is that your final answer? Okay?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Man?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
You now, since you're the game master, you you correct
her or not? Uh? It is an Asia?
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Yes? Is it Europe.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Huh no, No, it's correct. Yes, I said no, that's
why I'm Yes, he was just messing with you.
Speaker 9 (19:47):
I'm so confused, like.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Tobies, I'm assuming that people in the room don't know.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Am I correct on that you are?
Speaker 7 (19:56):
I literally mentioned it when she gave her answer, that
you can Russian and be Asian. Yea, yeah, it's Asia,
that's one of the Siberia. Yeah, it spans both, it
does Asia. I keep telling you what he's having menace. Now,
what's a question for menace?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:15):
Yeah, hit me back and forth.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (20:18):
Yeah, but I have to ask a question that, like
I also know the answer to I don't know, don't give.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
So, like you've heard a bunch of we've had a
bunch of topics this game, Yes, spin off one of those,
a little bit about Yeah, it can't be girls.
Speaker 9 (20:37):
Dang who who?
Speaker 7 (20:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (20:40):
Okay, so who created the atomic bomb?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
That's a good one, all right?
Speaker 5 (20:45):
The atomic bomb? Well, I mean I think multiple multiple
people can be you know, well.
Speaker 9 (20:51):
Yeah, okay, getting about this, well, Einstein can be credited
for it, and then that dude from the movie can.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
There you go?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Yeah, there you go? The Manhattan Project more shows coming up,
hanging on What You Do.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
What the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Tomorrow, Menace and Bort They're gonna be at the Stated
Brothers Guarding Grove from one to three pm.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
It's like a new, yeah, grand grand opening. They remodeled
the whole place. It's awesome.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
You're probably gonna have some really great deals on flat meat,
probably chicken, a bunch of giveaways and stuff for anybody
who comes by. That is tomorrow with Menace and Bort
at the State of Brothers Garden Grove. Get the details
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and click on the events tab. Don't miss out. I
think I found some soulmates for a couple of people
on the show. Okay and Menace, I know you're married,
(21:52):
and we love Nacho. We all love Nacho. But this Chicken.
Connecticut she issuing her school district because she was allowed
to graduate high school without being able to read or write.
Oh my god. Okay. She says that they just never
taught her. She is in the local TV news talking
about what the teachers would tell her to do rather
than read or write while class was going on.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
They were just either tell me to stay in a
corner and sleep or just draw a pictures flowers for them.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
What that's insane, lucky, Yeah, pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
He still tried to force me to learn every day.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yeah, they had expectations. Now.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Yeah, so all through her school career, every teacher, every
grade told her to go in the corner and sleep.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Not find it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (22:38):
This is a huge problem actually in schools because they
don't have the time to catch kids up who are behind,
and they just keep pushing them through and don't hold
anyone back anymore.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Yeah, that that is true. Our neighbors, they have a
couple of kids where they're twins, right, one boy, one girl,
And this is like right after COVID, these kids fell
so far behind during the at home yeh, you know
COVID learning not learning crack. The mom and the dad
were begging the school to let them repeat the grade,
(23:07):
like please, yeah, and they said nope, And so then
they appealed it to the superintendent. Superintendent's like nope and
pushed them right on through.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
What do they care?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Why? Because it's something that affects their probably.
Speaker 9 (23:22):
Affects everything for the kid.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Like what I think though, with kids that are struggling
like this, they just need to find what the kid
is actually into and like cares about and then focus
on that and go read that.
Speaker 9 (23:33):
But they'd have to care about the kid enough.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
But that's not there. That's not a public school. Public
schools won't do that.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
I mean mine did.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
But instead of suing the district, why doesn't she just
learn to read and write? Now that's a good question.
What did your school do?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Right, well they did that.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
I liked, you know, video editing and shooting video and
then so they helped me with that, and uh, let
me focus on that, and that kind of helped me
out in life, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
So and Greg found a soul made for I know
you love Mario of course, and you're not in the
Chicks any more. Yeah, but this chick could be your
soulmate like you. She has obsessed with bougie fashion, and
she is getting both love and hate from people online
for teaching her kid the alphabet using brand names like
(24:21):
D would be four R D R exactly right. Uh,
let's listen and learn is far and by the way,
let me let me fun accent ahead, and so they'll
they'll pronounce letters kind of funny ways compared to how
we do it. But yeah, fun accident is.
Speaker 11 (24:38):
Far is far, aube is far, is far.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Is far?
Speaker 11 (24:51):
Such me is far? Kindle that is far.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
In your return? Oh my god, yes, I love that
is for Kenzo. Now. The people who love it love it.
But the people who don't like it, they think it's
wrong that the mom is exposing her kid to consumerism
so early on.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Oh my god, she'll be exposed to that when she
walks out the door.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Hy exactly, Oh my god, is for.
Speaker 11 (25:26):
Is fores is for.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
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(26:16):
are on Sunday. Will you watch do you care. Yes,
Conan is the host.
Speaker 9 (26:20):
Okay, I like him.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
I love Conan. I'm here for it.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
I'd rather just watch.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Him, Yeah, do his thing. Kind of find Conan to
be overrated.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Oh yeah, really like back in the day.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yeah, I think it's because not from your view, but
he doesn't appeal to the masses.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
Because he's smart, funny, he's from Harvard.
Speaker 9 (26:43):
That must be why I like him so much.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Oh yeah, that's funny. It's funny.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I think maybe that's why he never got like the
massive appeal after Jay Lennow.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yeah, it means seems like a nice enough dude.
Speaker 6 (26:55):
He's a Simpsons writer, seems funny.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Doesn't seem like a jerk or anything. It just yeah,
I was ever. I was just never super drawn to
his show. That makes sense. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
He has a travel show too that he did that
was really good that I liked.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Yeah, does everybody have a travel show? That was Yeah.
There's also a big parade of planets tonight. Oh yeah,
seven planets visible in the night sky. They call it
a parade because they're all lined up. Can't wait?
Speaker 7 (27:23):
Oh yeah, oh yes, if she'll be out there with
her telescope, I love it.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Experts best time to look is right around dusk and
you should be able to see four or five Like
Saturn is pretty close to the sun right now. But
you're gonna need a telescope or your binoculars to see
your rainus.
Speaker 10 (27:38):
I usually do and Neptune don't forget. When you have
a kid in the house, this becomes a big deal.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
I agree. I'm just and I want to see your phone.
Speaker 10 (27:46):
We have two telescopes that were purchased for this kid
that we've never assembled.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Absolutely today has been made I want a telescope. At
one of the company parties, give everybody like a raffle ticket,
And that thing sat in my basement for years and
then I finally gave it away. It moved twice, yeah,
and I finally give because it was nice. It was
like a really expensive one, a telescope, Yeah, like a
(28:11):
raffle Yeah, it was. I think they were cleaning out
the prize closet, like somehow the station ended up with
this stuff and that they just auctioned it off for
the Christmas part.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Yeah, telescope they do if you talking.
Speaker 10 (28:25):
About Yeah, there are some places they do like telescope
meetups and they get crazy with that stuff.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
My parents at their old house. Their neighbor had this
guy who he had built like this little shed thing
in the backyard that howls this really crazy telescope that
they can operate from inside the house. And so the
roof would slide off and then this telescope. It was
pretty cool. Yeah, hardcore. Yeah, it was on this platform.
So like the roof would raise or you know, slide
(28:51):
to the side, and then the telescope itself would raise
up the above the peak of the wall and peak
out the roof and then he could inside the house
like set different coordinates and stuff.
Speaker 6 (29:03):
And then my god, that's yeah, that's insane.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
That's super geeky. Back to the Oscars real quick.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
If I were to offer you five billion tax free
dollars to name two Best Picture nominated.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
I don't know. Yeah, one hundred billion, I don't know.
If I don't know, if I could name one to
you asked me the name. What's the last movie I
went to the theater to see. I don't think I
can do it.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Is Wicked nominated for Best Picture. I mean that bob
Byllan movie. I know that that's Chalame is nominated for Actor.
I couldn't tell you the name of the movie, though, Is.
Speaker 9 (29:35):
That Amelia Perez movie nominated?
Speaker 2 (29:37):
You know that? Sure, Yeah, we know that.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
I've heard of the Nickel Boys.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Wickeds is nominated, So there you go. You know that
Wicked nominated for Best Picture.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
I'm sure it is.
Speaker 7 (29:46):
I mean they put it well and it's and it's
it's art scenes for in theater dorks.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Outside. Like the big movies that made all the money,
like those were never like in the at least at
least in more recent like the Black Relation history.
Speaker 7 (30:01):
It is those big movies because that's why they expanded
that to ten two's on.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
There also subsistence.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Now that you say them, I kind of recognize some
of them. But if off the top of me, yeah,
I couldn't have made you.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Know, the substance. I've talked about it a bunch of times.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Right, But I'm just saying before we're talking about it now,
I wouldn't have known.
Speaker 7 (30:19):
If you let enjoy your five billion dollars, I won't
I wouldn't win conclave. We've talked about that.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Now that you say there is one about the.
Speaker 10 (30:28):
Yeah, you've only heard about these because in other conversations
where you've never heard of these movies.
Speaker 6 (30:32):
It's not like you were inundated with trailers or anything.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
True. That's the thing. I was write down movies that
I want to watch. Yeah, you still haven't watched oppenheim
Er speaking of Oppenheimer later gets still still on my
list that I wanted to watch, like the minute it
came out, and I never did that. Sopranos like ok,
Saints of Newark. Yeah, still watched it. It was great.
I know, damn what you would hate.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
You would violently hate Oppenheimer.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
It's long in time, Mark.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Now I have not and I don't know how normal
this is. I realized this last night that I have
not turned the television on all week, not once I've
been doing because I've been doing busy with other things,
and I haven't sat down. I haven't watched one thing
all week long. That includes HGTV. Right, I'm not even
(31:24):
background passive television. And this is not like some oh
I'm too good for television. I'm not. I love television.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
So you're not caught up on the flip in hell
mooses no or the flip off I'm not, or is
he does it? But I realize that, oh my god,
what the hell happened this week. I have not once
turned the television on.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
This sounds bad stream. He needs to go to the
doctor something.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
There's some clip clips of a TV show I think
it's on Hulu called Paradise. I think that a lot
of people are into I want to see it as.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
A Spanish one.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
No, no, no, it's about, you know, total devastation of Earth.
Speaker 7 (32:00):
Oh yeah, when I met is his favorite thing? Yeah,
super volcano. Yeah yeah, that's what he wants it.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
But the clips are like popping up on social like
crazy James Marsden, Hello, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Dreamy eighty four, Woodie Friday check in. Send those over
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Speaker 4 (32:30):
The Woody Show, insensitivity.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Draining for a politically world.
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It's a Woody show. Well that's gonna do it for
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one and a half speed. I don't like it. I
could never do that. Yeah, I know people do podcasts
that way too. Yeah, but it's gotta be weird for
TV because the motion isn't natural, right, But she's watching
shows on Netflix or Hulu whatever, she does it at
one and a half speed. She's got places to go.
And I agree, like, I think you can listen more
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