Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now it's back to the Woody Show, and it's another
new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It
is Friday morning, Gea May second, twenty twenty five. Thank
you for being here giving us some of your valuable
time this week. Let's get into this weekend as quickly
as we can. I'm Woody. That's Greg Gory Woody. We've
(00:22):
got Minace.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
What is up?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
There's a Gina Grant here. How is your birthday?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Very nice?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (00:28):
Chill lovely noice.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Would you have for dinner? Rabbi? Oh yeah, in a
row right, yeah, that's great favorite.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Oh god, with a little bit of marbling in there,
a little bit of salt on there. Yeah, cut the
meat out, you eat nothing but the fat.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Happy Friday Sea Bass there is Sammy phones are open.
Morgan's taking your calls eight seven seven forty four. Woodie.
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. You're I need that number coming up
blitter on this hour, in fact, because we have the
dumb Ass Contest I's on a Friday, of course, course
will be the d u y Q. Yeah right now,
time for your Friday fail stories. Alright, ladies and gentlemen,
(01:44):
boys and girls, it is time for your Friday fail storry.
All of you were thought to have the perfect plan,
the planet could never go wrong. Within Somewhere along the
line it went from being a great idea to one
big steak and mega uber.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Ultra fail.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Our best. All right, well we'll start with this one.
We talked about this one earlier this week, and I
would be remiss.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I'd be remiss if I didn't tell.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You that's become one of our favorite worst off the air.
I would be remi. And it also has to be
in like some kind of accent. If me no tell you,
if I will tell you all about Tycle, I would
be remiss if I didn't include this in the failed stories.
(02:50):
It's that US Navy Super Hornet fighter jet that accidentally
fell off the aircraft carrier and into the ocean. Luefully,
it's not expensive. It happened while that was being towed
out of the hangar bay. The crew ended up losing control,
which ended with both the plane and the tow tractor
going overboard. No big deal, the plane itself only worth
seventy million dollars minute. Oh no, The Navy is investigating.
(03:14):
But get this this is the second plane, the second
super Hornet that they've lost on this deployment. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
To reevaluate that stuff. I saw some video yesterday and
they were talking about this General Aviation aircraft that was
circling around. This is like way back in the forties
maybe fifties, and it was like a like a high
(03:38):
wing plane and they were circling around this aircraft carrier
and the guy the pilot kept trying to drop a
note out of the out of the door down so
to get to let the guys on the deck know
what was going on. First one goes in the water,
second one goes into the water. Finally third note drops it,
and the guy's like, look, I'm running out of fuel.
I'm not going to make it back to land. Need
(04:00):
to land on the carrier, okay, right, And it was
a US aircraft carrier. It goes, but you got to
make room. You got to get some of these helicopters
just out of the way, right, And so instead of
guys getting in the helicopters and flying away, they pushed
them off the edge of the aircraft carrier into the water.
I forget like two or three two or three of
these military helicopters pushed him into the water, and here
(04:24):
comes the guy. He lands on the deck. He had
his wife and his kids in this little like Cessna
type plane. Yeah, you know, and uh and then he
was yeah and then and the guys were all psyched.
The guys were on the deck and they're plodding and
clapping and everything else. The helicopters are on the ocean.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yes, anyway, chops out here.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
So that was one of the questions. That was one
of the questions that they had, Like would that still
happen today? Would they still be pushing because I think
at the time they said it was like less than
two million dollars worth of helicopters two million dollars back then,
exactly exactly. I'm saying, would they still they still do
the same thing today. I don't think they would. I
think they try to figure something else out. Yeah, I
(05:03):
would hope not just fly them off the aircraft car.
You got a couple of guys who can fly helicopters right,
circle around for a bit. Yeah, the people land, let
the guy land, and then put the helicopters back and
then I.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
Don't know, she didn't have time to circle around.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Next up is this one in Colorado about this guy,
Lucas Brown is his name. He was locked up in jail.
He was working as one of those kitchen trustees. You know,
you can get those jobs where you have some trust
you've you know, they can do things in the kitchen
or maybe it's like a wood shop. Yeah, whatever. And
when he went to go take the trash out, he escaped,
didn't get very far. He was on the run for
(05:39):
a whole thirty five minutes. And this is my favorite
part of the story. He was scheduled to be released
two days later. Oh man could wait. Obviously those plans
have been canceled.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Maybe he had to poop man and he didn't want
to poop right in front of it.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Then. No word on how much extra time is being
tacked on due to the escape attempt. But yeah, failed it.
He sailed. Here's one from Michigan where the nice people
at Saginaw County Animal Control got a call from this woman.
She had bought a couple of rabbits for her kids,
and they did what bunnies do, and they start breeding,
you know, like rabbits crazy, and she couldn't get them
(06:17):
to stop. And now her house has been overrun. She
tried to control the breeding, she said, she separated them
and pens and her basement, but they got around that.
They nod through drywall and other materials. The containment was
damn near impossible. She estimated they were around fifty all together,
but when animal control got there, it was more like seventy.
(06:37):
Oh geez, and many of the horror chick rabbits were
pregnant on top of all that. So officials are doing
everything they can to play some in good homes, but
at the same time they're just reminding everybody that even
well intentioned pet ownership sometimes has some pretty unimasurable situations
without the proactive spang and neutering that you're supposed to do.
And they're bunny sales. That's what bunnies do well. Sometimes
(06:58):
you get so horny you gnaw through you all.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Looking it up.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I'm like, how long do rabbits stay pregnant? And it
said twenty eight to thirty five days. Oh yeah, it's quick.
They have quick turned around. Oh boy, so she's a
grandma already. Here's one from Doublin, Ohio, where this fella,
Anthony Collier, guests how old he is greg I'm gonna
go with sixty nine. Yeah he is. Oh, he's sixty
nine years old. He decided he was gonna rob him bank,
(07:24):
so he walked out of the bank. He hands the
teller a written note demanding the cash. The teller gives
him the money. He takes off in a super sweet
blue Hyundai Tucson. Hell yeah, okay. Cops able to track
him down because in his rush to get away, he
ran a red light and when they got the plate
number from the Hyundai, it turned out to be a
rental and guess whose name and phone number was on
(07:44):
the rental agreement?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Says Anthony Collier.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
So he was.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Arrested, charged with felony first degree aggravated robbery. Take it
to fail jail sale, and my favorite fail story of
the week. This is from Georgetown, Kentucky, which is about
an hour east of Louisville, and that's where this fifty
year old guy, James Farthing. He won big on the
power Ball one hundred and sixty seven point three million dollars.
(08:12):
Big guy, He just picked up his check this week.
James splitting the award with his seventy seven year old mother.
So good son but they won't be enjoying any experiences
together for a while because James is in jail. The
very next day, after picking up his check, he got
(08:32):
into a fight at a hotel that he was staying at.
He punched at least one other guy, and when the
cop showed up, James kicked one of the officers in
the face. Right, So he was charged for felony battery
on a law enforcement officer, among other things. And he's
in even deeper trouble because he's an ex convict. He
was already on parole, so kicking this cop in the
(08:54):
face certainly violated that parole and so now he's going
to prison. Meant to be what a dumb ass? So happy?
Speaker 5 (09:05):
What did he have to be so angry about?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Take a breath, chill out, count your money, walk away,
god man, pay somebody else to do it.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Yeah, he's a real hair trigger.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Yeah he couldn't help that idiot.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Eight seven seven though, Yeah, forty four? What is the
phone number? Use that number now to give us a call.
We're going to open up the phones for a round
of the dumb ass contest today. The dy Q is
coming up for us next. That's where SeaBASS is talking
to one of the drunks that he encounters on the
streets and asking them some questions. You just have to
guess will the drunk person get it yes or no?
(09:40):
Two out of three times correct and you will be
a winner. You'll win some kind of prize. Not sure
exactly what it is, but we got a prize up
for grabs. If you want to play the d YQ,
call now eight seven seven forty four. What a dumb
ass contest for you and ladies and gentlemen and girls.
(10:00):
Today's dumb ass contest is the you you are. If
you want to play eight seven seven forty four, Woody
is the phone number that's eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
You can send us a text to over to two
to nine eight seven. What's this song? Oh a wall
Nation kill your heroes have thought? Yeah? Everyone, while most
(10:25):
of the time I'm not even paying attention, huh so
I know there's a song or whatever playing, but yeah,
this is a good song. The song too, I love.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
So remember we did that invent with them and they
did huper huge production of the song.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah yeah, nice dudes, all right, Uh, seabats why chi
explain the way the game works. Everybody, please, I.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
Asked a drunk person very easy questions. So the game
isn't for you to answer the questions. You and everyone
you know can answer these questions out there on the.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Tip of your tongue.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
The game is this, this person so drunk that they
don't know, So you guess whether they know, and if
you're right, two times out of three, you win.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
All right, eight seven, seven, forty four Woody and uh,
we're gonn to get guesses from Menace and Sammy at
allow medic is on cold medication or something. Hell my,
my eyes are just really strong. He said. He wasn't
feeling well and so he was waiting for the medication
to kill. Yeah, I'm fine, now, okay, you're good. My
eyes are well hopefully. Man, that brain's a lot. All right,
(11:18):
Le's see how you do and we'll go to let's
see Keona. Did I get that name right?
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Ke Yes?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Thank Keona? How are you? Good morning? Happy Friday? Thank
you for calling you play the u i Q here
on the Woody Show. Now, before we get to the
questions that actually count toward winning a prize or not,
we're gonna get to know the drunk person a little
bit better. And who is this person's sea beast?
Speaker 6 (11:38):
This is Jay and he's out drinking and so they'll
tell you, and he may have slipped in a few
other things.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Okay, here is Jay.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
What if you had to drink tonight?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I had like a fireball and take your lots on
rice and a lot of good stuff. I like vodka,
a little bit of cocaine, courage. I'm sorry you're like
not that. I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
I'm sorry. I'm feeling pretty drunk.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
I love everyone, like I hope everyone is having a
good night and like just get drunks, like, have a
good night, sweetheart.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
I like him.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
This is not a greg thing.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
But with the gaze that.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Just flair, verbal flare exactly, how can you not enjoy it?
Speaker 7 (12:23):
Right?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
You do that noise though, with the bugs that well
we've heard you do it.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
That's a reflex.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
H This is a happy I can't control that. Well,
that is Jay, and you're just gonna have to guess
whether he's gonna know the answers these questions two out
of three in order to win. Uh And the first
question everybody ready, yes see U I Q?
Speaker 5 (12:44):
And what part is your body? Would I find your femur.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
All right, this is a repeater, probably yeah, probably m h.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
These two have been on a bit of a cold
streak recently, so I'm trying to help him out with
some easier stuff.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Amy did pretty good.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah, Sammy was okay last week? All right, so let's see.
Speaker 7 (13:04):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I think that j will not j will not get it.
I think Sammy will get it. Menace. I can't tell
if it's the cold medication or but I'm gonna say
no for Menace.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
All right?
Speaker 6 (13:19):
As they were, they were one out of three last week.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
I'm gonna say thank you, no to Jay and yes
to Sammy and Menace.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
All right, Greg Gory, no to J. Yeah, I'm gonna
mix it up. Yes to Menace, Menace and Sammy. What
do you think Jake get it right? Yes? Or no?
Speaker 5 (13:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
No Menace?
Speaker 7 (13:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
All right? Keona? What do you think yesterday? J J No?
No question number one?
Speaker 5 (13:51):
D U I Q? And what part of your body
would I find your femur?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Menace your upper leg like thigh type area? Sammy?
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Your leg?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Your leg is the correct answer? Noise? Yeah, I said
yes to you man. All right. I'm pretty sure Jay
would know a thing or two about having a bone
in your body. You know what I'm saying. I'm just guessing.
I'm just guessing. But I don't think he's going to
know the answer to this question. If he doesn't k
(14:21):
you're gonna be on the board with your first point?
Speaker 5 (14:23):
And what part is your body? Would I find your femur?
I guess ahead? Your head? What else going on your
head right now?
Speaker 7 (14:29):
To Jay?
Speaker 5 (14:29):
A lot of stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Yeah, a lot of bones have been in his head.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
And the reason I know the femur thing is because
remember my buddy half Big broke his femur. That's right. Oh,
ke on a great news. You're on the board. You
got your first point here on the d u i Q,
just need one more point to be the winner this week?
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Was Half Big doing like a nine hundred or something?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
No, he was just walking, okay. Question number two for
the d u i Q.
Speaker 7 (14:58):
What animal are some to times people called as drunk
as a Oh god?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
What's the phrase? So yes for Sammy, I'm gonna say
no for j yes for menace?
Speaker 4 (15:16):
All right, I'm feeling a I'm feeling pretty optimistic. I'm
going triple yes, all right.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Greg Gory, I'm gonna triple yes it as well. All right,
all right, it's menace, Sammy. Do you think Jay gets it? No,
I'm gonna say no, and I was gonna say turtle,
all right, yes or no? Will J get it? J
J will not get it? Question number two d u
i Q.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
What animal are sometimes people called as drunk.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
As a menace? Skunk? Sammy, skunk? What animal are?
Speaker 7 (15:51):
All?
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Right?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Interesting grammar there?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
But are people? People are? That's the subject? Greg?
Speaker 5 (15:59):
What animal all?
Speaker 7 (16:00):
Are sometimes people called as drunk as a people?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Horrifically? Word wow about creative? Uh, that's so embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
What animal are people? Sometimes?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I are not understanding, Like if menister I said it,
it would just be you know that tracks what? Okay?
Some jokes there said that Jay would not get this
right now, that's the case. You will be the winner
of the d u i Q here on question number two?
Speaker 7 (16:32):
What animal are sometimes people called as drunk as a
an animal?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Off?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Coyote just stir cue but they're not cue?
Speaker 5 (16:43):
All right?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Well, kayo, congratulations you are the winner on the d
u i Q. Very simple work there today, and hey,
so happy for you. Congratulations. Hang on one second, and we
appreciate you in the Woodie Show. Have yourself a great weekend? Okay,
you to thank you by bye?
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Well, And I love the logic it's a coyote because
sometimes they're cute and they're not.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
They're not cute.
Speaker 6 (17:12):
They can't be cute, but they're not cute. I'm not cute.
Speaker 7 (17:17):
I mean yeah, like sometimes yeah babies.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
But every baby's cute.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
All right. Question number three, which Keona did not need
for the u i Q, but just for fundsies here
we got.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
On the radio. A DJ is short for what?
Speaker 7 (17:36):
All right?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
If this is not a yes for both Menace and Sammy.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Yeah, I'm confident in them.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
I bet you.
Speaker 6 (17:44):
There's a lot of interns in this building. Oh yeah,
who that's true, Morgan. That could be a new assignment
around the office.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Morgan, salespeople. Morgan, don't look but yeah, don't don't look
at your computer. Yeah okay, Oh I know what it is, guys,
come on, you know what it is. Okay, all right,
let's take guesses around the room, including I'm not the
hard word on this show. Yeah, yes, Morgan, Well there's
(18:12):
I'm not included in the guessing, right Oh dun, she
didn't say she said she's lashing out.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
I did not name Sammy at all.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Maybe she's talking about it. You were lashing out, that's right.
I just think it's funny. You'll think I wouldn't know
it just because you're a young I have nothing to
do with intelligence, had to do with age.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Oh, I mean that's what I said.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
I forgot she is? How old? She's like? Where are
the eight tracks?
Speaker 7 (18:41):
All right?
Speaker 4 (18:43):
What do you think gin I got burned by Jay?
So yes to Sammy and Menace and Morgan. No to
Jay because that coyote answer was.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
No to Jay, yes to Menace, Yes to Sammy. And
since she's so confident, yes to Morgan, Greg Gory agreed,
I'm saying no only to Jay. Okay, Uh, here we go.
Question number three for the d U i Q on
the radio. A DJ is short for what now? All three?
(19:12):
You're gonna say your answer at the same time, Okay,
on the count of three, one, two, three, dish? All right? Nice? Nice?
What are the discs referred to? Morgan?
Speaker 5 (19:25):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
What do you mean compact discs? I was coined before
the the compact disc. It would have been for records,
spinning the plants that matter, pumping the wattage to cottage
and make your dare. I'm up to my pits and hits, folks.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
Wow, Cylinder.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Hooking up like a tow truck on his two for Tuesday,
we're getting the let out this American graffiti over here.
Yeah yeah it make sure you tune it later on
a mandatory Metallica during wolf Man Jack. That's right, yeah, October,
I forgot about Rocktober all right. Question number three for
(20:07):
the d u i Q.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
On the radio. A DJ is short for what for DJ?
What's the letter D and letter J short.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
For for d J, meaning like like could just pay
whatever they want?
Speaker 5 (20:20):
What is the D and the J stand for DJ?
God d J?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
It's like d J alright, like that J. Well, that's
the d u i Q that' did not disappoint
Now it's back to the Woody Show, and it's another
new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It
is Friday morning, Gea May second, twenty twenty five. Thank
you for being here giving us some of your valuable
time this week. Let's get into this weekend as quickly
as we can. I'm Woody. That's Greg Gory Woody. We've
(00:22):
got Minace.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
What is up?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
There's a Gina Grant here. How is your birthday?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Very nice?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (00:28):
Chill lovely noice.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Would you have for dinner? Rabbi? Oh yeah, in a
row right, yeah, that's great favorite.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Oh god, with a little bit of marbling in there,
a little bit of salt on there. Yeah, cut the
meat out, you eat nothing but the fat.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Happy Friday Sea Bass there is Sammy phones are open.
Morgan's taking your calls eight seven seven forty four. Woodie.
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. You're I need that number coming up
blitter on this hour, in fact, because we have the
dumb Ass Contest I's on a Friday, of course, course
will be the d u y Q. Yeah right now,
time for your Friday fail stories. Alright, ladies and gentlemen,
(01:44):
boys and girls, it is time for your Friday fail storry.
All of you were thought to have the perfect plan,
the planet could never go wrong. Within Somewhere along the
line it went from being a great idea to one
big steak and mega uber.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Ultra fail.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Our best. All right, well we'll start with this one.
We talked about this one earlier this week, and I
would be remiss.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I'd be remiss if I didn't tell.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You that's become one of our favorite worst off the air.
I would be remi. And it also has to be
in like some kind of accent. If me no tell you,
if I will tell you all about Tycle, I would
be remiss if I didn't include this in the failed stories.
(02:50):
It's that US Navy Super Hornet fighter jet that accidentally
fell off the aircraft carrier and into the ocean. Luefully,
it's not expensive. It happened while that was being towed
out of the hangar bay. The crew ended up losing control,
which ended with both the plane and the tow tractor
going overboard. No big deal, the plane itself only worth
seventy million dollars minute. Oh no, The Navy is investigating.
(03:14):
But get this this is the second plane, the second
super Hornet that they've lost on this deployment. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
To reevaluate that stuff. I saw some video yesterday and
they were talking about this General Aviation aircraft that was
circling around. This is like way back in the forties
maybe fifties, and it was like a like a high
(03:38):
wing plane and they were circling around this aircraft carrier
and the guy the pilot kept trying to drop a
note out of the out of the door down so
to get to let the guys on the deck know
what was going on. First one goes in the water,
second one goes into the water. Finally third note drops it,
and the guy's like, look, I'm running out of fuel.
I'm not going to make it back to land. Need
(04:00):
to land on the carrier, okay, right, And it was
a US aircraft carrier. It goes, but you got to
make room. You got to get some of these helicopters
just out of the way, right, And so instead of
guys getting in the helicopters and flying away, they pushed
them off the edge of the aircraft carrier into the water.
I forget like two or three two or three of
these military helicopters pushed him into the water, and here
(04:24):
comes the guy. He lands on the deck. He had
his wife and his kids in this little like Cessna
type plane. Yeah, you know, and uh and then he
was yeah and then and the guys were all psyched.
The guys were on the deck and they're plodding and
clapping and everything else. The helicopters are on the ocean.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yes, anyway, chops out here.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
So that was one of the questions. That was one
of the questions that they had, Like would that still
happen today? Would they still be pushing because I think
at the time they said it was like less than
two million dollars worth of helicopters two million dollars back then,
exactly exactly. I'm saying, would they still they still do
the same thing today. I don't think they would. I
think they try to figure something else out. Yeah, I
(05:03):
would hope not just fly them off the aircraft car.
You got a couple of guys who can fly helicopters right,
circle around for a bit. Yeah, the people land, let
the guy land, and then put the helicopters back and
then I.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
Don't know, she didn't have time to circle around.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Next up is this one in Colorado about this guy,
Lucas Brown is his name. He was locked up in jail.
He was working as one of those kitchen trustees. You know,
you can get those jobs where you have some trust
you've you know, they can do things in the kitchen
or maybe it's like a wood shop. Yeah, whatever. And
when he went to go take the trash out, he escaped,
didn't get very far. He was on the run for
(05:39):
a whole thirty five minutes. And this is my favorite
part of the story. He was scheduled to be released
two days later. Oh man could wait. Obviously those plans
have been canceled.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Maybe he had to poop man and he didn't want
to poop right in front of it.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Then. No word on how much extra time is being
tacked on due to the escape attempt. But yeah, failed it.
He sailed. Here's one from Michigan where the nice people
at Saginaw County Animal Control got a call from this woman.
She had bought a couple of rabbits for her kids,
and they did what bunnies do, and they start breeding,
you know, like rabbits crazy, and she couldn't get them
(06:17):
to stop. And now her house has been overrun. She
tried to control the breeding, she said, she separated them
and pens and her basement, but they got around that.
They nod through drywall and other materials. The containment was
damn near impossible. She estimated they were around fifty all together,
but when animal control got there, it was more like seventy.
(06:37):
Oh geez, and many of the horror chick rabbits were
pregnant on top of all that. So officials are doing
everything they can to play some in good homes, but
at the same time they're just reminding everybody that even
well intentioned pet ownership sometimes has some pretty unimasurable situations
without the proactive spang and neutering that you're supposed to do.
And they're bunny sales. That's what bunnies do well. Sometimes
(06:58):
you get so horny you gnaw through you all.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Looking it up.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I'm like, how long do rabbits stay pregnant? And it
said twenty eight to thirty five days. Oh yeah, it's quick.
They have quick turned around. Oh boy, so she's a
grandma already. Here's one from Doublin, Ohio, where this fella,
Anthony Collier, guests how old he is greg I'm gonna
go with sixty nine. Yeah he is. Oh, he's sixty
nine years old. He decided he was gonna rob him bank,
(07:24):
so he walked out of the bank. He hands the
teller a written note demanding the cash. The teller gives
him the money. He takes off in a super sweet
blue Hyundai Tucson. Hell yeah, okay. Cops able to track
him down because in his rush to get away, he
ran a red light and when they got the plate
number from the Hyundai, it turned out to be a
rental and guess whose name and phone number was on
(07:44):
the rental agreement?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Says Anthony Collier.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
So he was.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Arrested, charged with felony first degree aggravated robbery. Take it
to fail jail sale, and my favorite fail story of
the week. This is from Georgetown, Kentucky, which is about
an hour east of Louisville, and that's where this fifty
year old guy, James Farthing. He won big on the
power Ball one hundred and sixty seven point three million dollars.
(08:12):
Big guy, He just picked up his check this week.
James splitting the award with his seventy seven year old mother.
So good son but they won't be enjoying any experiences
together for a while because James is in jail. The
very next day, after picking up his check, he got
(08:32):
into a fight at a hotel that he was staying at.
He punched at least one other guy, and when the
cop showed up, James kicked one of the officers in
the face. Right, So he was charged for felony battery
on a law enforcement officer, among other things. And he's
in even deeper trouble because he's an ex convict. He
was already on parole, so kicking this cop in the
(08:54):
face certainly violated that parole and so now he's going
to prison. Meant to be what a dumb ass? So happy?
Speaker 5 (09:05):
What did he have to be so angry about?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Take a breath, chill out, count your money, walk away,
god man, pay somebody else to do it.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Yeah, he's a real hair trigger.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Yeah he couldn't help that idiot.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Eight seven seven though, Yeah, forty four? What is the
phone number? Use that number now to give us a call.
We're going to open up the phones for a round
of the dumb ass contest today. The dy Q is
coming up for us next. That's where SeaBASS is talking
to one of the drunks that he encounters on the
streets and asking them some questions. You just have to
guess will the drunk person get it yes or no?
(09:40):
Two out of three times correct and you will be
a winner. You'll win some kind of prize. Not sure
exactly what it is, but we got a prize up
for grabs. If you want to play the d YQ,
call now eight seven seven forty four. What a dumb
ass contest for you and ladies and gentlemen and girls.
(10:00):
Today's dumb ass contest is the you you are. If
you want to play eight seven seven forty four, Woody
is the phone number that's eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
You can send us a text to over to two
to nine eight seven. What's this song? Oh a wall
Nation kill your heroes have thought? Yeah? Everyone, while most
(10:25):
of the time I'm not even paying attention, huh so
I know there's a song or whatever playing, but yeah,
this is a good song. The song too, I love.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
So remember we did that invent with them and they
did huper huge production of the song.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah yeah, nice dudes, all right, Uh, seabats why chi
explain the way the game works. Everybody, please, I.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
Asked a drunk person very easy questions. So the game
isn't for you to answer the questions. You and everyone
you know can answer these questions out there on the.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Tip of your tongue.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
The game is this, this person so drunk that they
don't know, So you guess whether they know, and if
you're right, two times out of three, you win.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
All right, eight seven, seven, forty four Woody and uh,
we're gonn to get guesses from Menace and Sammy at
allow medic is on cold medication or something. Hell my,
my eyes are just really strong. He said. He wasn't
feeling well and so he was waiting for the medication
to kill. Yeah, I'm fine, now, okay, you're good. My
eyes are well hopefully. Man, that brain's a lot. All right,
(11:18):
Le's see how you do and we'll go to let's
see Keona. Did I get that name right?
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Ke Yes?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Thank Keona? How are you? Good morning? Happy Friday? Thank
you for calling you play the u i Q here
on the Woody Show. Now, before we get to the
questions that actually count toward winning a prize or not,
we're gonna get to know the drunk person a little
bit better. And who is this person's sea beast?
Speaker 6 (11:38):
This is Jay and he's out drinking and so they'll
tell you, and he may have slipped in a few
other things.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Okay, here is Jay.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
What if you had to drink tonight?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I had like a fireball and take your lots on
rice and a lot of good stuff. I like vodka,
a little bit of cocaine, courage. I'm sorry you're like
not that. I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
I'm sorry. I'm feeling pretty drunk.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
I love everyone, like I hope everyone is having a
good night and like just get drunks, like, have a
good night, sweetheart.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
I like him.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
This is not a greg thing.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
But with the gaze that.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Just flair, verbal flare exactly, how can you not enjoy it?
Speaker 7 (12:23):
Right?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
You do that noise though, with the bugs that well
we've heard you do it.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
That's a reflex.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
H This is a happy I can't control that. Well,
that is Jay, and you're just gonna have to guess
whether he's gonna know the answers these questions two out
of three in order to win. Uh And the first
question everybody ready, yes see U I Q?
Speaker 5 (12:44):
And what part is your body? Would I find your femur.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
All right, this is a repeater, probably yeah, probably m h.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
These two have been on a bit of a cold
streak recently, so I'm trying to help him out with
some easier stuff.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Amy did pretty good.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah, Sammy was okay last week? All right, so let's see.
Speaker 7 (13:04):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I think that j will not j will not get it.
I think Sammy will get it. Menace. I can't tell
if it's the cold medication or but I'm gonna say
no for Menace.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
All right?
Speaker 6 (13:19):
As they were, they were one out of three last week.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
I'm gonna say thank you, no to Jay and yes
to Sammy and Menace.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
All right, Greg Gory, no to J. Yeah, I'm gonna
mix it up. Yes to Menace, Menace and Sammy. What
do you think Jake get it right? Yes? Or no?
Speaker 5 (13:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
No Menace?
Speaker 7 (13:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
All right? Keona? What do you think yesterday? J J No?
No question number one?
Speaker 5 (13:51):
D U I Q? And what part of your body
would I find your femur?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Menace your upper leg like thigh type area? Sammy?
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Your leg?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Your leg is the correct answer? Noise? Yeah, I said
yes to you man. All right. I'm pretty sure Jay
would know a thing or two about having a bone
in your body. You know what I'm saying. I'm just guessing.
I'm just guessing. But I don't think he's going to
know the answer to this question. If he doesn't k
(14:21):
you're gonna be on the board with your first point?
Speaker 5 (14:23):
And what part is your body? Would I find your femur?
I guess ahead? Your head? What else going on your
head right now?
Speaker 7 (14:29):
To Jay?
Speaker 5 (14:29):
A lot of stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Yeah, a lot of bones have been in his head.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
And the reason I know the femur thing is because
remember my buddy half Big broke his femur. That's right. Oh,
ke on a great news. You're on the board. You
got your first point here on the d u i Q,
just need one more point to be the winner this week?
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Was Half Big doing like a nine hundred or something?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
No, he was just walking, okay. Question number two for
the d u i Q.
Speaker 7 (14:58):
What animal are some to times people called as drunk
as a Oh god?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
What's the phrase? So yes for Sammy, I'm gonna say
no for j yes for menace?
Speaker 4 (15:16):
All right, I'm feeling a I'm feeling pretty optimistic. I'm
going triple yes, all right.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Greg Gory, I'm gonna triple yes it as well. All right,
all right, it's menace, Sammy. Do you think Jay gets it? No,
I'm gonna say no, and I was gonna say turtle,
all right, yes or no? Will J get it? J
J will not get it? Question number two d u
i Q.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
What animal are sometimes people called as drunk.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
As a menace? Skunk? Sammy, skunk? What animal are?
Speaker 7 (15:51):
All?
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Right?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Interesting grammar there?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
But are people? People are? That's the subject? Greg?
Speaker 5 (15:59):
What animal all?
Speaker 7 (16:00):
Are sometimes people called as drunk as a people?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Horrifically? Word wow about creative? Uh, that's so embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
What animal are people? Sometimes?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I are not understanding, Like if menister I said it,
it would just be you know that tracks what? Okay?
Some jokes there said that Jay would not get this
right now, that's the case. You will be the winner
of the d u i Q here on question number two?
Speaker 7 (16:32):
What animal are sometimes people called as drunk as a
an animal?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Off?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Coyote just stir cue but they're not cue?
Speaker 5 (16:43):
All right?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Well, kayo, congratulations you are the winner on the d
u i Q. Very simple work there today, and hey,
so happy for you. Congratulations. Hang on one second, and we
appreciate you in the Woodie Show. Have yourself a great weekend? Okay,
you to thank you by bye?
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Well, And I love the logic it's a coyote because
sometimes they're cute and they're not.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
They're not cute.
Speaker 6 (17:12):
They can't be cute, but they're not cute. I'm not cute.
Speaker 7 (17:17):
I mean yeah, like sometimes yeah babies.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
But every baby's cute.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
All right. Question number three, which Keona did not need
for the u i Q, but just for fundsies here
we got.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
On the radio. A DJ is short for what?
Speaker 7 (17:36):
All right?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
If this is not a yes for both Menace and Sammy.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Yeah, I'm confident in them.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
I bet you.
Speaker 6 (17:44):
There's a lot of interns in this building. Oh yeah,
who that's true, Morgan. That could be a new assignment
around the office.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Morgan, salespeople. Morgan, don't look but yeah, don't don't look
at your computer. Yeah okay, Oh I know what it is, guys,
come on, you know what it is. Okay, all right,
let's take guesses around the room, including I'm not the
hard word on this show. Yeah, yes, Morgan, Well there's
(18:12):
I'm not included in the guessing, right Oh dun, she
didn't say she said she's lashing out.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
I did not name Sammy at all.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Maybe she's talking about it. You were lashing out, that's right.
I just think it's funny. You'll think I wouldn't know
it just because you're a young I have nothing to
do with intelligence, had to do with age.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Oh, I mean that's what I said.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
I forgot she is? How old? She's like? Where are
the eight tracks?
Speaker 7 (18:41):
All right?
Speaker 4 (18:43):
What do you think gin I got burned by Jay?
So yes to Sammy and Menace and Morgan. No to
Jay because that coyote answer was.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
No to Jay, yes to Menace, Yes to Sammy. And
since she's so confident, yes to Morgan, Greg Gory agreed,
I'm saying no only to Jay. Okay, Uh, here we go.
Question number three for the d U i Q on
the radio. A DJ is short for what now? All three?
(19:12):
You're gonna say your answer at the same time, Okay,
on the count of three, one, two, three, dish? All right? Nice? Nice?
What are the discs referred to? Morgan?
Speaker 5 (19:25):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
What do you mean compact discs? I was coined before
the the compact disc. It would have been for records,
spinning the plants that matter, pumping the wattage to cottage
and make your dare. I'm up to my pits and hits, folks.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
Wow, Cylinder.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Hooking up like a tow truck on his two for Tuesday,
we're getting the let out this American graffiti over here.
Yeah yeah it make sure you tune it later on
a mandatory Metallica during wolf Man Jack. That's right, yeah, October,
I forgot about Rocktober all right. Question number three for
(20:07):
the d u i Q.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
On the radio. A DJ is short for what for DJ?
What's the letter D and letter J short.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
For for d J, meaning like like could just pay
whatever they want?
Speaker 5 (20:20):
What is the D and the J stand for DJ?
God d J?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
It's like d J alright, like that J. Well, that's
the d u i Q that' did not disappoint
The Woody Show News
Popular Podcasts
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!