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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Show, The Woody Show, Welcome Back. Yeah, we talked about
how everybody sues over everything. Now, okay, this seems legit. Okay,
woman is suing Costco. Oh no, after a liquor cabinet

(00:25):
fell on her inside the store. Okay, Now, she suffered
multiple severe and permanent injuries, including traumatic brain injury, and
she figures about fourteen million buffs should do the trick.
That would help, That would do it.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I mean, if you legit got a brain injury, great,
you take a brain injury.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
For fourteen he would I probably already have one.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
It probably wouldn't change my lifestyle that much.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Right.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
The lawsuit claims Costco is negligent, failing to secure merchandise,
properly trained employees, or you know, not stack heavy furniture
on sketchy pallets. Yeah. So I did look it up.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, you know, like the palettes they have like holes
into them flat.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
And then so I guess maybe the leg of this
cabinet like fell through one of the holes and then
fell on top of her.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Whoop.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I mean there's a lot of that stuff. There's a
lot of that stuff that you see at Costco. You're like, wow,
this is this is this is this is not the
most stable situation. Here in the shelves are trying to
find this video and I'll post it on our Instagram.
Oh here it is. Okay, you guys, you gotta see

(01:28):
this thing. This thing is hell cool if you have
limited space, but yet you want like a bed, like
a Murphy bed type option for a guest, but you always.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Wanted the beds Okay, but this is so fun here,
I think I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
This that's pretty cool. It looks like here, let me
bring up the I just posted on our Instagram story.
You could see it now, Greg, watch watch this. Watch
how this thing folds out. It's so cool. Hey, so
it looks like a dresser to start with. Yeah, and
then you're just kind of unfurl it. Oh and there's
the oh wow, you would never know. That's a bad

(02:06):
cool that's me. It looks like a dresser.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
It looks like a nice piece, like a nice furniture piece.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
And then he undid it and put it back together,
and what it just looks twenty seconds like a really
big suitcase.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
It just looks like a piece of furniture, cabinet, or
it doesn't look like a suitcase at all they have
size wise, they have so many different styles of like
what it could look like. It's hella cool. No, this
isn't at Costco.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
This is some Swedish furnitures.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
I need one of those. Yeah, they have they have those.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
I've seen them around. You can probably just google it.
There's a bunch of different types of things like.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
That solid wood Murphy cabinet at the Low County Home
and Garden Show. Okay, they're doing different things, but anyway,
they have a they have a link on there the
booth shows dot com. Yeah, I'm saying so if you're
looking for because like dude tutons, Yeah, I mean fine

(03:04):
for after a certain age, it's like you can't really
people will start judging you if.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
You got a full twenty two. I have mattresses. When
I have a bunch of people over at my house.
Our buddy Dat always has to sleep on the floor.
Oh so I have like this mattress that I full
out on the floor and he sleeps on and I
laugh so hard because my dogs in the morning they
just stare at him like what is this monster?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Why? Why are you sleeping down here with us? Yeah,
we have a nicer bed than you.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah, for sure, he's like just snoring away and they're like,
what is that.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
By the way, these these people with this Murphy bed
thing that they're not a sponsor at all. It's just
something that popped up on Instagram. Cool.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
I definitely want to look into one of those.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, I thought about because every once in a while,
we'll have a situation where we'll put somebody on the
couch and we have a pretty deep it's a wide
cushioned couch.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
I love those sectionals and you.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Know, and so like people will sleep on that if
we really have like an overflow situation and it's come
from I've slept on that couch. Yeah, Sleeping on couches
just at the best. Although I've said I'm never going
back to sleeping on couches, Like if I'm going to
go somewhere and all they have for me is a couch,
otherwise I have to get a hotel, I will glad
to get the hotel.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Couches are for naps.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Couches are for that is right, ginogratt or weekend sleeps, yeah,
or passing out on a Friday night. Have HGTV on
the background. Consciousness you're buzzed TV if you but if
you have limited space, I just thought this was cool.
It doesn't look good. Yeah, that's really well done. If
you want something in the room like I'm talking about,

(04:36):
like we have at our place, it could hang out
in there and you could put stuff on it. It
could be useful for other things. But if you need
it for that purpose, you never know. It's a Transformer
board totally more than meets the Oddes Transformer for adult Yeah,
transformer like it. You know. You can see it on

(04:56):
our Instagram story at the Woody Show. Check it out there.
I got kea take a quick break, excuse me, eight
seven seven forty four, Woody got a bubble And it's
another new out of insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Thursday morning. It's a pre Friday. It's June twelfth, twenty

(05:17):
twenty five. Woody, Greg, Dennis, Gina. We got Sea Bass,
we got Sammy Morgan's here and the phones are open
at eight seven seven forty four Woody. That's eight seven
seven forty four Woody. Text us check in over to
two to nine eighty seven this week in audio coming
up here in a second befoirst Sea Bass, and he
would like us not to jump to conclusions. Please don't.

(05:40):
It's another it's another edition of apartment drama. He always
seems to have some kind of drama going on at
his apartment building. Yeah, in every apartment building he's ever
lived in, it seams.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Yeah, this was worse.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
This one was worse. And and the question he has
for everybody is Sea Bass the a hole?

Speaker 6 (05:57):
So this place I moved to him the beginning of
the year because it is super nice. It's got great amenities,
great pool, gym, it's central to everything. It's it just
seems like a dream come true for all Sea Bass,
until I found out that it's not the place that
is a problem. It is the people that are the problem.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
With the people, dude. San Francisco is a beautiful city,
of course, it stills the Bay. Oh my god, it's
it's it's really nice. Like I've said it, even when
we lived there and the show used to be based
out back in like two thousand and six or whatever,
like we would always say at that time, it's all
gotten more since then. Even at that time, we're like, man,
this would be the world's most amazing place if you

(06:36):
can just get rid of the people and the weather
kind of sucks too.

Speaker 6 (06:39):
But also so what happened is I have problems the
most in the gymcause that's why I'm the most obviously.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Hell yeah, that's what other people in the comments in
the videos been spending a lot of time in the gym.
You must live there, and so it all.

Speaker 6 (06:53):
Maybe once every other week I'll send them a little, uh,
a little note about oh this, you know, this treadmill
is out of order, this this piece has a little
handle missing, and yeah, it's very cool now. But when
I started noticing those, I started noticing the same guy
in the gym every day for several hours every afternoon basically.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
But he wasn't alone.

Speaker 6 (07:10):
He was with one other person, then a different person
than a third or fourth person. So he's doing private
training in our gym, which isn't big.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
But it's not that big.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
It's not Hey, we need, you know, eight other people
in here every afternoon who don't belong here, and you're
not going.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
To get lost in there owned by somebody's doing that.

Speaker 6 (07:30):
Right exactly, especially if you're the guy by yourself who's
just standing there giving them bad instructions.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Uh huh.

Speaker 6 (07:36):
And so I noticed this, and I finally said, well,
this can't be got number one by the rules. For again,
forget the rules, just to think of the consequences. People say,
see best you or you that you love the rules.
I don't like the rules. I like the consequences of
the rules.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
And you follow rules that you like. That's rights, much
like Rosa Parks like. The rule he doesn't like is
the one about leaving your car in the garage overnight
without letting them know the building and have an office
downstairs you at the radio stage. Because the consequences are nil.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
We have plenty of space. But also I just want
to say, like, I think the building would love this
if you call attention to it, because they wouldn't want
that liability.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Right.

Speaker 6 (08:14):
Well, that's the thing is I went to our lease,
and our lease says you may not operate a business
out of your unit or off the premises because, as
you might imagine in this case, if everybody you decided
to be a personal trainer, you'd have the place to
be crowded. And it does suck because personal trainers take
up more space than just two people do because they're
setting up little stations and they're kind of walking around
in camera equipment. Well, that's a secondary issue, don't I'm

(08:37):
going to get to that in a second. So I
noticed this one dude, and I called down to the
art to work. They say, call our security if you
probably see a problem.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
So I call down.

Speaker 6 (08:45):
There's a guy doing personal training in the gym for
somebody else who doesn't live here.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
I was going to ask, do you know if the
trainer or the trainees live in that building? Trainer does?
I've seen him in my nose.

Speaker 6 (08:54):
He's in my building. I totally I see him walking around,
but the trainees do not, as far as I can tell.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Do you think I have a special ring for when
sea bass calls? Like a special ring?

Speaker 4 (09:04):
It just goes.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
When when you have somebody on your contact though you'd
set different rings for.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
A Yeah, here we go again.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
I think you would be helping because they wouldn't want
non residents.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
It's in there is a specific liability, not just forget me,
it's for the owners of the gym. That's liability for
them because you can't people operating things. That's your insurance
if they that other person gets hurt. It's a whole
world pain for.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
You office here doing personal training and the security who's dumb. Okay,
what so what so?

Speaker 4 (09:42):
What has this got to do with me?

Speaker 7 (09:43):
Right?

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (09:44):
They they look for every reason not to do something.
And I said, well, you know, it's against the least
to have people in the gym. They're taking up lot
of space.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Can you fill out a form online? It's like no,
the people online said to call you, so whatever.

Speaker 6 (09:55):
So I do go and fill out the form and
then the gym gets back to me or the people
get back to me, and they're they're like, okay, this
is a problem. And so every time I see him
down there, I'll reply to this little thread that there's
a portal and online portal for service requests.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Oh, he's in here right now. You can come bust
him right now. I don't say that.

Speaker 6 (10:10):
I say he's currently in with his third client of
the day. Maybe you will want to send someone up
here and tell him never to do this again.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Like Christmas vacation, they come crashing through the windows.

Speaker 8 (10:21):
So awesome.

Speaker 6 (10:22):
So they of course have not It's been you know,
fifteen messages later, they have not showed up to deal
with this guy. And what do I notice the other
day a second dude with a fourth persons an you
would not be in the gym taking up space, benches,
other areas, et cetera, et cetera. Now the question is
am I the a hole? Because I know what the
I know what the losers are going to say.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
It's just a guy trying to operate his small business
and he's just out here hustling for the grind.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
And then trying to make that paper.

Speaker 9 (10:52):
It's always the other way around though. It's if you're
a personal trainer, I'll go to your gym and train
you on.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
I've seen that like five time, so I use Yeah,
that's what I'm saying. It's the opposite.

Speaker 9 (11:04):
They shouldn't be doing what what they're doing at yours.
They should be doing the opposite. If you want me
to train you all, go with you on your day
pass to your gym.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
It's what you should do. But ours is easy because
you can No one knows who's a resident who's not.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
You can sneak someone. This is a big issue with
apartment buildings. When I lived across the street from Oria Station,
there's a big apartment building kind of the same set
up a se bass. They people started trying to do
that and they shut it down right away. They're like,
no way, we don't want or to want this.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Yeah. Question on the text is people are trying to
determine you can start texting your vote over to two
two ninety seven. Is ce bass d a hole? In
this situation, this person's wondering, why wouldn't you confront the
personal trainer personally first? Because we're going behind his back
to management, not behind his back. I got three really
appropriate channels. Did you t a nark amount?

Speaker 3 (11:48):
No?

Speaker 6 (11:48):
Because number one that sets you up for a retaliation. B.
I don't have the authority to tell him to stop.
I can't say oh hey, and it's awkward on all
levels because he will say, oh.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Do you do that for card knocks? Like that's how
that card goes? But that you know what I do
there is I have a cool outfit, so it looks
like I have to say.

Speaker 10 (12:04):
And he's also never going to see those people against
the retaliation there.

Speaker 6 (12:08):
Yeah, they might punch me in the face and then
and there, but I don't have an ongoing months longer.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
This person has no idea you're the one should I guess, Well,
they haven't said anything yet, but aren't you worried about
if you are worried about retaliation when they do eventually
maybe do something about it or confront this guy about it.
Aren't you worried that he'll know that it was you? Well,
he's not that big.

Speaker 6 (12:29):
The second guy who started doing it's pretty big, though,
because what happens when one guy does it then another.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Guy does it. Like I said, and.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
I tell you time and time again, I don't know
why you're dealing with these low level of people on
trying to get this done.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Go to the CEO on LinkedIn.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
You just go to the top who owns the building,
and then talk to them like.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
It's a big multinational management thing.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Okay, easy, you can probably give me two seconds. I
can find out who's so hard.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
To reach out to somebody in Dubai? Yeah, what's going on?

Speaker 6 (12:57):
See, that's why I wouldn't go to that person, because
again it's it's a whole nother thing. I'll give you
a perfect example because I was in there the other
day and there were these jack gasses who had yes,
a tripod, yes, camera equipment, Yes, they had no you know,
and they are they had their shirts off because they're
flexing for it to SoC or whatever, which by the
ways against the rules to uh, you know, they have
sad proper gym acquirement shirts, shoes, et cetera. So one
dude is out there, he's got a twenty five pound

(13:19):
Olympic size the round plates, right, he takes it. He
just leans up against the mirror.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Which even menaces.

Speaker 6 (13:26):
You could tell that idea because you can crack the mirror,
you know, if you left you let go of it
a little too hard, crack. So I didn't even see
that he did this, But I'm a you know what
I do, and that during between my sets is i'd
go around and clean up the gym. I'm sitting there
picking up loose three rack. Yeah, it's like, I'm a
responsible person. So I didn't even see him lean his
weights against the mirror, but I but I saw that

(13:48):
it was there, so I had, you know, instead of
sitting around on my phone doing nothing in between sets,
I'm picking stuff up. I pick it up, put it
back on the rack.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Hey man, what's up? Hey? I was using that. I
was like, oh man, hey man, it's against the mirror.

Speaker 6 (13:59):
They could crack, you know, blah blah blah. First off,
should be wrecking your race between sex.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Duh.

Speaker 6 (14:03):
Number one, but number two, you shouldn't be leaned against
the mirror. Who taught you how to lift weights? Nobody obviously,
And he goes.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Oh, what do you work for the mirror company? Okay,
this guy, he told you the company that mirror.

Speaker 7 (14:23):
Here?

Speaker 1 (14:23):
You cool with that? Like, dude, I'm just trying to
not crack the mirror. You can send your vote over
to two to nine to eighty seven. Do you think
Sea Bass is the A whole? I think that could
have thrown people who were on the fence because.

Speaker 6 (14:33):
Because that's the answer to the point of why don't
you confront people your stute not the A hole? Because
I don't They're gonna they're gonna argue, just like cart
and rs.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
I don't have the authority to make them. I don't
think that you're the A hole. Would I complain in
that situation? I don't think I would. I understand what
the rule is, but would I care enough to say
anything about it? Probably not. But I'm not going to
the gym either, so it inconveniences you pick side. Example.

Speaker 6 (14:56):
Let's say let's say every day somebody was cooking burgers
for three hours and one of the grills because he's
own his side hustle at his door dash. Well, that's
not the point, you know, You're not you're taking out
of space. I understand what you're saying, and so I
will say that you are not the A holes?

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Would I do? I'm trying to put my always put
myself in that situation. I would not be the one
to call management for pretty much anything.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
I bowled my eyes and huff and pop.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yeah, that doesn't get it results. Yeah, Seed Bass, I'm sorry, Gina.
Is Sea Bass the A hole?

Speaker 4 (15:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (15:25):
No, Greg Gory.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
In this situation, I can see all these different examples,
Like you could be in the garage washing cars as
a side hustle, or you know, is there's somebody in
my neighborhood that sets up a fruit stand on somebody's
front lawn. Oh nice, you can't just there's reasons that
you have business permits and whatnot.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Or you don't do your own business in the gym permits.

Speaker 5 (15:46):
Even though I'm sure that there's certain rules that you
don't abide by at your apartment building because you don't
like them. What are the consequences in this?

Speaker 1 (15:53):
I would say, No, not the a hole?

Speaker 7 (15:55):
All right?

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Never trust a personal trainer who can't afford a regular
gym membership says, there.

Speaker 6 (16:00):
You walk into like Planet Fitness. They have big size
to say, no personal training allowed for this very reason.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
A show, so feedback real quick. On Sea Basses, am
I the ahole situation? He is in his apartment building
and the gym at the apartment building. There's another tenant
who I guess is a personal trainer, and he's using
the apartment gym not one, but two of the events
as his own personal workspace for training his clients. And
it's dripping Sea Bass crazy on the Texas Sea Bass

(16:32):
is the a hole. He needs to mind his own business.
Times are tough for everyone. Side hustles are for everybody.
If your coworker can do any side hustle, why can't
the neighbor because this takes up space for paying customers. Surprisingly,
he is not the ahle, says the three one six.
I've been in property manager for ten years and we
actually appreciate tenants bringing things to our attension as opposed

(16:55):
to just complaining about it. Just not Seabasses in the
moment is best Seed Basses doing doing the right thing?
Something said? If posting signs are allowed, perhaps type up
a sign that says it has been seen and reported.

Speaker 6 (17:07):
Oh I love to trust me, that would be my
wet dream yet, but I know that I would get
in trouble for that.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Now, the person on the show that hates Sea Bass
the most of anybody I have ever known to dislike
Seed Bass in any way shape before, Uh, it would
be bored, so bored in this situation, do you think
Sea Bass is the A hole? I would love to
say how much he is the a hole right now. However,

(17:35):
he is completely justified even if anybody is not looking
to make an excuse for you, it's bored.

Speaker 8 (17:45):
No in dealing with other A hole neighbors the last
couple of years and having them rent out their apartments
as airbnbs, or considering the terrible neighbor I had living
above me, like SeaBASS is paying to live there, to
feel safe, to be able to use all the amenities,
and he is also relying on the management who was
paid to be there to do their jobs and they're
not doing it, So he is justified.

Speaker 6 (18:07):
I feel that to be with administrative staff these days,
every their first move is always how can I not
do do what I'm supposed to do?

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yeah. Now that said bored. If he got punched in
the face by someone not returning a card, you'd be
cool with that, right, Oh yeah, totally.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
I mean he'd send him a fruit basket.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
Ort also said that seabeats should hire that personal trainer.
That's what you said earlier.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
The Great Chunking of twenty twenty five the UK. So
could I share a little story here?

Speaker 1 (18:32):
There was a there was a leftover birthday cake from
Morgan's birthday which she was supposed to take home with
her lazy that was Why didn't she? I don't know why?

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Why thrown away?

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Why didn't you take the cake home? It was a
smaller one she could have taken that. Oh I don't.
I don't need to be eating that.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
Oh I thought you were going to take one home.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Oh yeah, I did for Cabo, but I think he
had a piece. And then there was a three cake
I mean yeah, it was a full leftover cake, a
full left over cake. The next morning after not being covered,
the good sat out all night.

Speaker 9 (19:01):
You know, next morning, two and a half to three days,
because it was at least two days at least two
days later it was dry aging.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Yes, ye, seed bass by himself ate like three quarters
of the cake in one morning, Okay, mister hyperbody, to
be fair, it was it was exactly half, Thank you?
Was it? It was half? Okay? I would say it
was a little less than half, maybe less than three quarters,
but it was at least sixty person Look, it was
only half.

Speaker 6 (19:29):
It's still a big deal in one tiny, like literally
a seven inch cake.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Why aren't we so quick to throw away those lids?
Space under my take on top of the cake away
this weekend audio?

Speaker 6 (19:43):
All right, we got the original Sea Bass game. Who
dis where I play?

Speaker 2 (19:46):
You?

Speaker 6 (19:47):
A person a famous celebrity singer artist. They've got new
music out this week. You guys got a guess who
this is? Feel free to chime in when you think
you know the answer. The title, the first title of
this new the song is characters.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
All right, who is this your characters? Gray?

Speaker 6 (20:07):
Okay, good guesses, but no, who it is?

Speaker 1 (20:16):
That's hell yeah, here's song characters.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
Coming out Cartney Sammy.

Speaker 10 (20:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
It sounded like there was like an accent the Beatles.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
It is explicitly a Beatles. I say, Oh my fired police.
He's moved on from trying to be Michael Jackson that
was really but he but he's still killing Corey Feldon
with his career.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Can't stop stop?

Speaker 7 (20:36):
All right?

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Our next song in the s Best Original Game, New
and New Music. The song is the Days, The Days,
The Days? All right? Who is this? We found out
the tune.

Speaker 8 (20:47):
Was made up?

Speaker 6 (20:50):
Perhaps it sounds like Bono Genus half right, there's somebody
else in a second.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
America. That's America and that's weazy for sure. So together, Yes,
Botto and Lil Wayne nice. Wow. One of the tracks
from the Duck Carter six.

Speaker 6 (21:10):
I believe I'd say why.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
A little up for the iHeart Radio Music Festival free plug.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
You excited about that?

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Maybe will show up? I think this sounds good. It's
not bad from the night. I mean I listened to
it at least twice and then maybe maybe even three.

Speaker 6 (21:29):
Yeah, maybe all right this week and audio one more,
we'll do one last one here.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Who is the name of the song? Is type dangerous?
Type dangerous? Who dis.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
I came in, the dog dripped in and.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
The voice I recognized. I haven't seeing this person pop
up with a lot more interviews the last few dates.
Mariah Carey, that's correct, really, so how she's showing how
places with ursself. I guess a sound like carry not

(22:16):
o G. But you can hear the you can hear
the voice, and then uh, I'm like, oh, that sounds
Mariah Carey. And then I, oh, yeah, I've seen a
lot of videos of interviews popping up rear. You must have.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
She just performed that song on the BT Awards.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Good for her? All right?

Speaker 6 (22:29):
This week in audio, My favorite category of social media
video is when the person shooting the video is absolutely
owning themselves, when they are when they play in themselves.
As our friend DJ Khaled would say, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
So they think that they're exposing somebody else for being
a douchebag, but all they're doing is exposing what a douchebag,
what an awful, horrible person they are.

Speaker 6 (22:50):
This is a lady who apparently she's at Chipotle and
the person preparing her order just threw it in the trash.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
So she starts videoing and she's.

Speaker 6 (22:59):
Gonna explain why the person threw away her Chipotle and
basically told her in so many words, to get out
of the store.

Speaker 10 (23:05):
Hey, y'all, this how that Chipotle workers? Is she throwing
away my food because I told her employees was moving
too slow. She throw away my food, spent my whole
break in his line, My whole break in his line,
got right here. She threw away my fool because she's
a ass manager. That's my establishment. It is the way

(23:25):
it is.

Speaker 7 (23:26):
Now.

Speaker 10 (23:27):
Let that go, Bible?

Speaker 1 (23:28):
How about that? What's someone about that?

Speaker 6 (23:34):
I love when someone claims their video is going to
go viral as they're shooting it with someone's a loud mouth.

Speaker 10 (23:41):
Hey, y'all this how that Chipotle workers? Is she throwing
away my fool? Because I told her employees was moving
too slow?

Speaker 1 (23:47):
I told her brothers was moving too slow. We're talking
about this like they was moving too slow? Why are
you insulting the person?

Speaker 11 (23:53):
Had?

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Idiot? And why are you young? It's like, dummy, come
you know better? Yeah? I don't know that she knows
much anything moving too slow? Yeah? Them be slow? Do
these people not?

Speaker 6 (24:09):
Obviously they don't, But do they not realize that your
attitude and your awfulness is why no one wants to
deal with you? And while you're being essentially asked to
leave the store, it's everybody else no.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, and you're about to teach how much of a
rush are you? She spent her whole break there to
get to them.

Speaker 6 (24:26):
Then this one menace sent me same genre of video.
Or this guy got a letter. You got a letter
from Carnival Cruise Lines. Yeah, informing him that he is.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
No longer welcome on the on the Greyhound of the seas.
Can you imagine what that takes, because how do you
see these days is fights in Carnival Cruise lines. What
does it take to get banned from Carnival? Well, you're
about to find out. He's gonna tell you.

Speaker 6 (24:54):
We want to do some street hood interpretation of what's
going on with this is him getting the letter and
then he explained why he's banned from Carnival.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Get to Carnival Cruise y'all better count y'all days they
put us from the no sail list. We can't do
no more carnival cruises ever anymore?

Speaker 6 (25:12):
Yes, what did people not past third grade? Did no
teachers start talking like that, we can't.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Do no more carnival cruises ever again? Over some damn gas,
Over some damn gas. Y'all got all these drunk people
on the boat in the middle of the ocean, throwing up,
fighting and all this stuff, and y'all banned us for
a little zip and we don't want to go back
on Carnival anyway.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Yeah, basically whippets. They call it galaxy gas.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Okay, because I was when he said gases, I thought
like a zippo and the galaxy gas.

Speaker 6 (25:55):
So basically, which they should have caught you get it
in the metal attactor. Maybe they said, oh, it's from my.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Fighting all this stuff and y'all banned us for a
little zip and we don't want to go back on
Carnival anyway. Dead helmies just because there wasn't nothing wrong
with it, just because y'all, y'all, y'all took I'm gonna
do not steal. This is crazy and this moll fault
I told y'all is mother fault.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Well, I tell you what that just mean, you know see, Okay,
Well they're gonna have to do without the one hundred
and forty dollars per person for a full week to
be in charge for your homie.

Speaker 6 (26:33):
I might have to start doing a series until I
get banned from Carnival because all you see is fights.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
This is a party. Yeah, clearly tho two of them.
It's the spring break of the season because you probably
you know what, Yeah, that says to me, Gina, you
went before you knew any better, like that might have
been your first ever career. Like okay, there you go.
You're like, oh this is You're like, oh, because it's
the only frame of reference you have until you on

(27:00):
anything that is not the Grehound of the seas and
you see oh on others. I get it. And we
have about ten texts saying that gas is weed as
zip is an ounce of weed. A bunch of texts.

Speaker 6 (27:14):
Either either way whatever it is weed or a nitrous
both not allowed on the cruise line.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Exactly. Yeah, there are the text are blown up. Now.
I would like to apologize for anybody who had the
text and to correct us for being in a bunch
of squares.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
Yeah, I wish I had been cool.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Exactly. A zip is in reference to what this guy
classical literature. When you here we go two on four,
y'all dumb?

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Yeah, I feel dumb.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Yeah, we is dumb so much on our face. We're
gonna take a quick break and we got some more
this week and audio next. Hang on, Oh my god,
I was born for this moment right here. Y'all don't
know this.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
I'm hallucinating.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Let's go woy Woody. Continuing on with this weekend audio
and an interesting bit of sound here from Joe Flacco
of all people, Oh the flakness. If you don't recof
if you don't know.

Speaker 6 (28:12):
He is currently a quarterbacking probably the Cleveland Browns where
he currently is in training camp, and you're talking to
him about what you know, does he use social media?
Et cetera, et cetera. He kind of said, no, I
don't really need it, doesn't really help me. But then
he kind of and he went off on especially tiktoking adults, no.

Speaker 11 (28:26):
TikTok dancers, the fact that people that is different to
this generation, the fact that people want to get on
their phones and show people the most, Like that's embarrassing.
You're an adult, like being an adult. It's just like
I can't wrap my head around that. And like I
get it. Like you have kids, and like you want
to like you want to like have fun with your kids,

(28:47):
like well like half with your kids in private.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah, it would be one thing if the kids are
even involved.

Speaker 6 (28:52):
It's when it's just the agent, Joe, don't give him
that out. It's a twenty five, thirty five whatever year
old who's sitting there mining dances that why do you
think people care?

Speaker 1 (29:02):
It's stuff that you used to do in the bedroom
where nobody could see you and you were a Kid's
fun for you, it's not fun for other people to watch.
It is weird when it's like a forty year old person,
be an adult, you know, doing some goofy dance and
it's not with their kid. It's not four kids, right, yeah, embarrassing. Yeah,
it's not dude doing blues clues born kids. It's you
singing along to trainer who cares really cool or the

(29:25):
other ones that have gotten really exhausting are the ones
because everybody's doing them still and it's been this way
for a while where they're just mouthing dialogue their lips together, movies,
It's like, why is that interesting? This week in audio?

Speaker 6 (29:41):
Oh, someone who was on TikTok and has been kicked
off Menace might know this drama. Natalie Reynolds, she was
a TikTok dancer an adult. By the way, she kind
of more progressed into pranks, just pranking, and she got
kicked off TikTok because in wonder her pranks she convinced
a mentally ill person to jump in a lake and
that person had to get emergency.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Yeah, we had that before, and then that person can't
swim right, so they ad to show up.

Speaker 6 (30:05):
Well, she apparently, as far as I know, is real.
She went to the TikTok headquarter and was on the
phone with her dad.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
And someone caught that on video. Jes please, they won't
let her in.

Speaker 6 (30:31):
We'll be seen because it's you know, I used to
work at a corporate office and for like a big
national company, and we're not open for business for customer service.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
That's what's about.

Speaker 6 (30:41):
She's on the phone, Dad won't let me in talk. Yeah,
it's not the first time we've seen this. Mostly girls
crying when they're TikTok or whatever gets fanned.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
But yeah, this is my living apathetic like James head
Field from Metallica when he sings you know, let me in.
This is greg.

Speaker 6 (31:03):
This goes back to your point about you might count
about the adult son who is having sex with cars,
Like as a parent, if my daughter is at Tiktoks
crying to me on the phone, I failed, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
I have you failed, and it's time to disown this
week and audio. This is an older man on who's
a live streamer.

Speaker 7 (31:19):
Now.

Speaker 6 (31:19):
He's a sixty year old guy in Florida, and he's
live streaming kind of his day, which is which is
pretty boring until something exciting happens. Here's the response to
to finding something to somebody exciting that they're they they're
in an emergency there, they need medical help. His response
to that person.

Speaker 7 (31:34):
I can't hear you, I don't know your broken net.
Call an ambulance. I'm doing a live stream.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Ambulance. Somebody for this guy in thirty ninth Street, he
needs an ambulance. He's at the bus stop seventh, Florida
doing a live stream. A technically can't.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Finale.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Wow, it's just it's just a dick move. Now, to
be fair, I do know a little bit about this guy.
His name is Joey C.

Speaker 6 (32:09):
He's part of the dabble Verse, which is a whole
universe of insane it's sanity, but I believe it's real.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
I know this guy.

Speaker 6 (32:16):
He's a maniac and a moron, and this is exactly
the type of thing he would do.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
I'm doing a live stream over here.

Speaker 7 (32:20):
Can't used the fuck, I don't know you're broken neck?
Colin ambulance. I'm doing a live stream. I'll have something
calling ambulance, somebody.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
For this guy. Okay, seventh Avenue in thirty ninth Street,
I'm dropping the douche bomb a ninth straight.

Speaker 6 (32:40):
As he could tell from his accent, he's from Chicago originally,
not from Tampa.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Wow, what idiot. That should be criminal. All right, well
there's this week in audio, really really feeling good about humanity,
right The Woody Show,

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