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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sounds like it's an unadvertising word to me.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
We have a terminer, we have the term saucy Sonzzy.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
We go to the coolest hippus people in the room.
Let's ask Menace and Sea Bass. Are people still saying
Glizzy No, that seems that's it's on the decline. It's
it's done off on its way out. I see Lizzie.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I would say they would say it ironically.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Now, Yeah, okay, I don't hate welcome back. It is
the woody Showy Woody, Greg Menis, there's Gina Grant, Sammy's here.
We got Sea Bass, and we would like to welcome
to the show. Rich Dumurrow, who is a tech genius. Yes,
I said it well, because you definitely know more about
tech than any of us.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Rich.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh, thank you, thank you, thanks having on the show.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Of course we were we were just kind of talking
because like we're always talking about we love gadgets and
we love, you know, finding out about different apps. Who
were always sharing about TV shows or apps or different
things that you know, their friends or whoever might be
interested in.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
And we were trying to go to Greg Gory on
obviously text and it's just I have a hard time explaining.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
It, Yeah, dumbing it down.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah right.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
So I thought, like, man, who do we have from
the tech world that we know that we could have
on the air every once in a while to talk
tech stuff with us? And Rich first came to mind
first person, because not only does he do tech reports
for television KTLA and Los Angeles, he's got a nationally
syndicated radio show.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
How many stations are you up to? Now, you've got
a ton. We are up to about four hundred and
fifty affiliates. Okay, those are stations.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Hey, all I know is that I get emails. I'm
not kidding since I started the radio show NonStop every day,
all day, and I actually do reply to them.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
But because he lives this stuff, I mean, he's constantly
out doing different. In fact, this week, you're in San
Jose for the Samsung event.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Man, Yes, we're here in San Jose, which is they
did the event here last year. This is when they
launched all their new S twenty five lineup of phones. Okay,
and they've done events all over I've actually gone to
South Korea with Samsung. I went to Paris and then
they do San Jose. So it's I don't know which
one is not like the other.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Yeah, yeah, I mean in South Korea they have Samsung City.
Is that where you went to?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Oh yeah, I went.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I visited the headquarters, so I've been to It's kind
of wild. This job is wild because I you know,
I'm just a tech nerd and like to get to
go to like the headquarters of Google, to get to
go to the headquarters of Microsoft. I think I've been
to all of them. Apple, Samsung. I'm trying to think
if there's one that i haven't been to. But it's
it's interesting to see how they do things. Like at Samsung,
every single person in that place was using a Samsung phone.
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Apple every single person's using an iPhone.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Google.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You know, it's a mix of stuff, foldables and things.
So it's really kind of fun.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Which which headquarters was the most baller? Oh? Apple, for sure.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Apple is absolutely I'm telling you the glass, everything is
perfect the glass.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
There is not one smudge wow on anything. It's not
even a joke up keep the radio station. Let's be fair.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Are we going to make fun of Rich because he
says fun going to headquarters because.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Nobody he's not going there for the tour he's going
there for work more relevant to the actual event where
he's supposed to be reporting on the things that they're announcing.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
That a little inside Rich because I asked tours of
headquarters all the time because I agree with you. It's
super fun to do and you learn a lot. But
they rip on me constantly for wanting to do it.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
But why you're doing it suddenly when you say it,
but we don't outside?
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Why is going to take tours for a free stuff
and get advertising. Yes, he wants to go like fine menus,
wants to go on like off days when there's no
one around, and like look at cubicles riches.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
There enjoy their buffets which normally have free food.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
This would not turn down the jelly belly Headquarter. But
this is the other thing I like about Rich in
the way that he covers tech. It's not in a
super geeky way where you can't understand it, where it's
a bunch of like you know, spec sheets and things
like that.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
It's what do you call consumer tech?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, consumer focus the actual real people use Yes, Like
how do people use these phones? What do you need
to know? Do you need the number one question with
a phone, like this or these new phones, is like,
do I need to upgrade? And it's not like, oh,
is the battery have more millionamp hours than last year?
Nobody cares. It's like how long does the battery last?
Is the camera going to take better pictures? Is my
social media going to look as good as the iPhone?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
And then the other thing about Rich too is that
he'll give you an honest opinion. I noticed that a lot.
I mean, you know, he's not like a homer for
any one brand or any one thing. He'll give you
his real take on it and then ask what you
think and then kind of take that stuff and see
what people are into apps and different things.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
And that's what we're talking about here.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
And I guess we could just really go into the
big event that just happened this week.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
Well, speaking of which, Ridge, can I ask you what
pro what services and features and new developments at the
Samsung event will Apple be copying in three years?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
That's a because see, like myself, most of the people
in this room, except for Sea Bass, are iPhone people,
and Sea Bass is hardcore Android and rips on the
rest of us for having crappy phones.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
It's it's you know, Android people like to do that.
Here's what happens. When you cover the iPhone event, all
the Android haters come out against you. When you cover
the Samsung event, all the iPhone people are like, oh,
give me a break, iPhones better. Yeah, so you can't win.
I think they're both good for different reasons. But you know,
Samsung historically has been kind of a pioneer in new
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features on the phone that Apple originally made fun of
and then ended up a couple of years later putting
him in the phone. I think now it's all about
AI of course, and the cameras are good on both
of these devices for sure.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Now is it a true because I've heard this.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
I don't know because I don't use Android phones, but
like so Android might have something first, but then Apple
goes and perfects it.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah, so they take the.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Time to kind of like figure it out before they
rolled out to the public.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Is that true?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
A lot of chances would I would agree with that.
Samsung makes a lot of a lot of chances. They
try a lot of things, They throw a lot at
the wall to see what sticks. And I think that's
what Android enthusiasts like, is they you know, we're kind
of nerdy and techy, and so we like when Samsung
throws some random feature onto the phone, you're.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Like, who's gonna use this? And then Apple kind of
looks at it. Like the foldables.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
You know, they've been out for like five years now. Yeah,
Apple still doesn't have one. Eventually they will and it'll
be really good.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Probably, I think that's dumb.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Okay, let me let me ask you one quick question though.
Do you agree with web developers that Android users are
normally ugly?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Menace claims that he heard that from a web develop
app developer.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
It's I heard that from a web developer.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I won't comment on the looks of them, but I
will tell you this. And in the dating world, something
I'm not a part of, I do know that when
you text that green bubble it is, it's like, that's it,
it's over.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
You live with your parents, or as a guy, you
ask her to pick you up.
Speaker 8 (06:57):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
And I'm not going to argue with Menace or with
rich on this, but he is correct because Apple phones
are made for the dumb and stupid user who happens
who is often a hotter person.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah, okay, Well anyway, so you're at this Samsung event,
give us the highlights, and you're just overall take about
the new Samsung.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
So, I mean, you know, these are the S twenty five,
So this is their top of the line phones. You
got the three models, the S twenty five, S twenty
five plus S twenty five Ultra this time around. Realistically,
I think the main takeaway of these devices is that
they are thinner and lighter with bigger screens in the
same form factor. So to me personally, I think this
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is the best that Samsung has done. Like, they finally
made a phone, this giant Ultra that's actually easy to hold,
and so I like that was taking some pictures with
them last night. They upgraded the Ultra wide camera, which
is excellent now and so the pictures look I mean,
I'm telling you, I took this video last night of
this DJ at the party they threw, and this video
rivals anything I've seen on the iPhone, if not.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Better, because that was always another knock, right, is that
the Samsung. You look at the pictures that Samsung would
take compaired to the iPhone, it was kind of.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Well, it'd always looked good on your device, but for
some reason, for some reason. On some social media websites,
it looked downgraded. So that's why it lot's always been
a problem. Yeah, Like I know, on TikTok it looked great,
but when you get it on Instagram it didn't look
as good.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
It's so weird, and I'm sure Greg could explain it
to us. We just don't have the time.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
It sounds like that, well because Apple's intentionally throttling the
fantastic Samsung products.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
No, my gosh, I didn't realize there's so much iPhone hate,
not from us.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I'm an iPhone guy. Everybody else except for seed Meat,
that's the one. He's the only one who's an Android.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
I was looking on the back end of our podcast
users and seventy five percent of them are iPhone users
and nineteen percent.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, I will tell you this.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Living in LA in Los Angeles, I'm a vast majority
of people are iPhone.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
It's just the way it is.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
You go outside of Los Angeles and outside of the
United States. Yes, the iPhone is a premium device everywhere,
but Samsung Android is still very popular in a lot
of places because so many options for phones, and people
see iPhone is like very expensive and it's more of
like a you know, like having like a luxury handbag,
status symbol, status symbol exactly, thank you, gena exactly?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
What else?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
What else from the Samsung event anything else? Catch your
eye real quick?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
On the On the the new phones, they replaced their
old assistant called Bixby with Google Gemini, which is like
their AI. Know it's getting a little techie, but I
think that people are finally going to use that assistant
much more because it's super smart.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
It's like Google's AI. It's like chat GBT but Google.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
And then they did some things for content creators so
you can shoot higher quality video. It's much easier to use.
You can erase the audio out of video that's like
someone's coughing in the background. And then they didn't raise
the prices. Downsides is that this thing is a fingerprint magnet.
So I know people put cases on their phones, but
it's just like it collects every fingerprint I've seen in
(09:53):
the world. I can I can have like an episode
of CSI in the back of this.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Phone at this point, right.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
And then they teased a super thin phone that's coming
out called the Galaxy Edge, which I think sounds like
a Disney ride, but it's a phone and that's coming
out sometime this year, so it's gonna be super thin,
super light and you know, simple phone there.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
All right, we're talking to Richardie Murrel rich on tech.
He's got a naturally syndicated show. You can check out
the podcast of his radio show. It's on the iHeart
radio app. What's your uh, what's your social media by
the way? All right, cool, Yeah, you can check it
out there now. He posts all different things. And one
of the things you were telling me when when we
were chatting is that it's funny the most basic things
get the biggest reactions, you know, from from people when
(10:35):
you talk about like there's that one and I know
my wife's got one that magnetic battery that just attaches
to the backyard and uh yeah, but it's you could
also charge other things off it, and it's got like
a little kickstand so you could use set your phone
on a flat surface to watch something on a plane or.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
My favorite company that has done that is Belkan. Yeah,
I mean there's a ton of them out there. What's
the one that you had? Could you?
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Like?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
You know, ironically, I've been to Belkan's HQ and it
was delightful. Like this one is called Ecoflow.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
So they actually gave me this that CS to test
it out, and I you know, you put it in
your bag and you kind of take it home and
then you go through your stuff and I'm like, wait,
this thing's really cool. So the new phones have this
thing called chi Too, which I know, again very techy,
but your phone. If you haven't gotten one of these
wireless chargers in a while, they charge twice as fast wirelessly,
so it's so much better. If you've s been like
(11:27):
five years since you got one of these things, do
yourself a favor, get a new one.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
They charge faster.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
This one is the Eco Flow Rapid, and I post
it because it has everything you need. It sticks to
the back of your phone, it charges it. It's got
a kickstand. It's got a little USB C cable that
pops out so you can charge your Android friend's phone.
It's got everything you need for like fifty bucks. And
I put it on social media and people were just
going nuts over this.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Now, rich, can I ask you if you saw this
one product that I'm excited about called swift It It
basically looks like a toaster and you dump your phone
and I'll fully try your phone within two seconds.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yes, yeah, there's no way that's good for the battery.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Well, okay, so it's a little bit of a I
did not get the demo.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
But this the way this thing swipe it.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
They got a lot of publicity seat, yes, but basically
the trick is it's a case that has a battery
on the back. They're swapping the battery on the case,
not the actual like internal battery on the phone.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
So it's a cool idea, and yes, it takes two.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Seconds, but I feel like it's you know, it's kind
of a party trick.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Well because they say eventually that's how car batteries are
going to be. They're going to be able to charge
that fast.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Look all this battery stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
It's like if there's been so many years of talk
of like let's swap out the batteries, let's have a
wireless charging path for your car, like all these things.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
That's what it was.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Yeah, like it would be able to charge over the
air or something like that, which I still like, how
the hell would that happen?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Or they even have it on over the roads like
it's a charging road.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah, they're doing that actually, and uh at U c
l A. They're putting it in. And guess how long
theach the road is. It's a quarter of a mile.
I'm like, you get up like half of a mile
of a charge in like ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Like, what are you talking about? So rich?
Speaker 9 (13:09):
Is?
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Does this sound something I've been I've enjoyed our chat,
just a little quick to tech chat here with you.
Is this something that you think you might want to
do on like a semi regular basis here on the
show or have you had such a miserable time that
you're thinking, like, you know, never again.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Yeah? No, I feel like I've made a whole bunch
of new friends here. Okay. I love it.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Oh great, because I would love to have you on
every once in a while just to talk tech or
have the you know, cool app different things because you
hear about this stuff before a lot of other people do.
And also I just like the uh he's a good guy,
the straight talk on if something's worth it or not.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yeah, we love it. And can I just say by
the way that I know Gina, like we have a
little history. Did you know that I did not know? What?
Is this another guy that you dated? Yes? I feel
like We've had a lot about that.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Yeah, are what we have a common friend and so anyway,
so long term, I'm very happy for success on the show, Gina,
and you got lots of people the root and which
is cool.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 10 (14:02):
A huge compliment coming from you, and I couldn't be
happier and I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
It's so nice.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
He's the best.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Hey, can we get one more thing? Because our audience
loves food and I saw that you posted about this.
This is actually a really good tip everybody if you
like pizza, and I know a lot of you. Rich
said he discovered probably what you said, the best frozen
pizza on the market, and of all places, it's at Walmart.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah, it might not be the best frozen, it might
be the best pizza, best pizza. I'm not kidding this.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
This rival is what I had there. I mean, okay,
so my kid got his braces off. It was near
a Walmart.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
We go in.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
My wife hates Walmart, but you know, I dragger in
there and I say, oh.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
We gotta get this pizza. It's seven bucks. It looks cool.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
You know, it's all about the picture on the front. Sure,
it's called better goods. It's Walmart's house brands. We pop
this thing in the oven. I'm not kidding. My wife
and I look at each other like you taste that.
I'm like, yeah, you taste that. We were just we couldn't.
We didn't even watch the movie we were gonna watch.
We didn't have so much about the pizza.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
It's called better goods.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Yeah, I'm looking.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Better goods are being wood fried margaritea pizza seven bucks
we were, and I posted to my Instagram. All these
people texted me saying, oh, I use that as my
appetizer for parties.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
And that's not It really is good there.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
For seven Are you also frustrated that they don't have
any like wallet pay at.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Every time.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
It was Walmart, Home Depot and Kroger Ralphs were the
last three holdouts.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
And Walmart, you.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Know, because they pay money based on that like they
they they collect more of your money by not having
that quick payment, the tap to.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Pay Well rich on Tech find them on social media
at rich on Tech and of course is a syndicated
radio show on four hundred and some radio stage, which
is insane, that's crazy, so many stations, and of course
his tech reports rich on Tech on k T l
A and Los Angeles. Rich, thank you so much for
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coming on with us with good chat.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Thanks way believe appreciate it. I're gonna take a quick
break more what he shows next. Hang up The Woodie
Show will be back in a sec. The evacuates the
Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Hey, thanks again to Rich Demurro rich on Tech at
rich on tech on social media, he always posts a
lot of really helpful things, things I hadn't even heard about.
I feel like I'm not I'm not Greg level dumb.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
And it also not like minutes level plugged in.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Yeah, you know you're good at that, but I'm I'm
right from the middle of as far as the awareness goes.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
He always got that stuff on there. You're more than halfway.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
If you want to keep up on tech. Great website
that I check every single day. It's called the Verge.
It's a good mix of just like, you know, what's
kind of going on in the tech world, and it's understandable,
you know, if you're just like, you know, a great
glory of the world.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Visual got a lot of great feedback.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Was the first go around with Rich doing like an
every once in a while segment here on the show.
And yeah, I just want to say I have this
great straight shooter talking tech helps us dumb dumbs out.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
That's right, the thumbs up emoji.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Yeah, we're the dum dumbs.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I'd you like it?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
And a pizza tip yea, and yeah and a and
a pro tip with a pizza I love that. Yeah,
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I think you know, I think we should highlight a
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Help out a little bit. Sounds like it's not going well.
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It's just like kind of stagnant on the amount of
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Multiple guests were involved, the cops were called, and was
all said and done. Mark was arrested charged with aggravated
battery with a deadly weapon. And I know what you're thinking, wedding,
he's probably drunk, right, I would think Nope, it was
a dry wedding, and he was just really excited about
the prime rib. Check out the He totally looks like
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a guy who would lose his ash over some prime rib.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Check him out. Oh yeah, he looks like he's well marble.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
So that's from Florida, fifty two year old Mark Rorer
who started a brawl at a wedding by smashing another
dude over the head with a plate because he let
his daughters cut the line for the prime.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Ribbed, and that is today's right. I've been to one
dry wedding and it sucked. Yeah, oh yeah, I bother.
You don't even don't don't even invite people. You don't
lose their alcohol. No, but we have a coffee bar.
That's what you do. Cool. My Tim greg Door dashed
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alcohol to the location to bring a flap.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Yeah, mistakes were made, guys, Ready.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
For the plan.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Yeah, all right, we're gonna take the break, we'll come
back and we're gonna play a game.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
The game is called fat chick skinny chick.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
We're gonna get our our volunteer, Yes, volunteer.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Look up what that word means.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
During the break and yeah, our volunteer will be one
will ask her some questions while I'll try to guess
is it a fat chick or a skinny chick.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
On the line the Woody Show. All right, welcome back everybody. Yeah,
so we've got a challenge before us.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
We have to try to figure out if our volunteer,
who were hooking over the prize just for being such
a great sport playing along with us today, is a
fat chick or a skinny chick. We call the contest
fat Chick Skinny Chick. Again, before you go get into
upset you're triggered just by the name, Please understand that
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we ask for volunteers and we have a huge list
of people.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I mean, every time we do this, it goes on
and on.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
If you would like to be a future person who
participates in a round of fat Chick Skinny Chick, please
just send us a text message over to two two
ninety seven organ set us an email email at the
woodieshow dot com. Mortgan's the one who, uh corrals them
because we can't know. She's the one who knows. She's
the only one who knows everybody here in the studio.
And so again, just for being a good sport, are
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our person here will get a prize.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
And that person today, her name is Marie. Let me
bring her up here.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Hey, good morning, Marie, Marie, good morning, good morning. All right,
So you know you're going to play a game called.
Speaker 8 (23:38):
Fat Chick Skinny Chick.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Yeah, because I just want to make sure that you
know people are google as if we did this at gunpoint,
right yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8 (23:46):
Right, no, no, I practically beg to go on so.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Awesome.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. So anyway, So we're going to ask
you a series of questions. All we're doing is asking
you to fight your natural urge to lie and deceive.
Just just give us the honesty answer because it doesn't
matter like you're getting a prize no matter what. And
then after we ask all of our questions, we're all
going to try to take a guess. Is Marie a
fat chick or a skinny chick?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
All right?
Speaker 3 (24:12):
And that's a that's good. That's that's all we gotta do,
uh for this game. And I think everybody's ready to go,
all right?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Uh? Who wants to go first? Right here? Menace? What
is your favorite fast food?
Speaker 8 (24:27):
The only fast food I eat is like in and
out in del taco?
Speaker 4 (24:32):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Okay, now, so you don't go to a Taco bell,
no McDonald Okay? What fine del taco or.
Speaker 8 (24:40):
Mature coffee from McDonald's Del.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Taco or Chipotle Chipotle Fast casual. Are you married, Marie?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Do you wear a belt with dresses?
Speaker 8 (24:57):
It depends on the dress. I don't wear dresses too often,
but sometimes I wear about.
Speaker 10 (25:01):
Do you wear belts just in general, like with your
pants and jeans, certain pairs of jeans I have to.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
Yeah, okay, what do you do for a living?
Speaker 8 (25:10):
I am a school counselor.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Counselor Hold one second.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Have you ever been to a food festival?
Speaker 8 (25:22):
Not really, I can't. I can't think of one. I've
been one. There's been ones I've been interested in, but
lucky count the one at Disneyland, those food festivals, but
not other ones.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Okay, So your your profile picture on social media? Is
it a solo picture or a group picture or a sunset?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Is it cropped or is it like a wide shot.
Speaker 8 (25:48):
More like upper body I guess like self style?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. Did you play any sports in school?
Speaker 8 (25:56):
I only did one semester of track and.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Field, track and feel.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Do you have any kids?
Speaker 8 (26:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Would you say your hair is long medium or short?
Speaker 8 (26:09):
Medium? Like almost to my shoulders? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Okay. Have you ever been a mistress? But I know
you say? Have you ever been like the other woman?
You know?
Speaker 9 (26:22):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (26:23):
Yeah, not that I know of. That would really sock,
But yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
All right.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Were you uh in a sorority in college?
Speaker 9 (26:30):
No?
Speaker 4 (26:31):
I was not on a sorority, same babe.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Do you wear glasses?
Speaker 8 (26:36):
I yeah, my eyes are getting a little worse as
I've gotten older. Maybe say me and gen caurrely, but
my crafting, I really need glasses for raft.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
You're speaking language, all right, So what kind of crafting?
Speaker 8 (26:51):
H I've been getting into crochet and then I also
like doing like stuff with beads like brace like that.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
All right? Oh, actually that's beer or wine wine? Wine?
Out of these three stores, which one would you pick?
Forever twenty one, Zara or Macy's.
Speaker 8 (27:17):
Honestly, I like some of the brands at Macy's, like
three People and the surf brands like O'Neill and stuff
like that.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Okay, when's when's the last time you weighed yourself?
Speaker 8 (27:30):
It's the doctor's office?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Oh? Really? Do you have his home store?
Speaker 9 (27:35):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
I don't even have one.
Speaker 8 (27:38):
No, it gets too obsessive.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yeah. Also, like I can see that one can go
either way, but like you know, maybe you give up. True.
Do you have any tattoos? I?
Speaker 8 (27:49):
Yes, a lot?
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Looh okay, what what tattoos? And where are they? Just
give us some examples here?
Speaker 8 (27:56):
Oh my gosh, I have two full sleeves and working
on my legs, so I have I lost track.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
I would do you have anything like ribs or anywhere
else like that?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Like your thighs I have.
Speaker 8 (28:10):
Yeah, I have a couple of my thighs. I have
one in like the underboob area, like the surnum. Yeah,
there's a lot of I mean not all of them
have meaning, which I know is a topic brought up
a lot. But I really love the art, like since
I was a kid. It's all about the art for me.
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So I have a lot of ornamental ones.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Could you name any zero point foods and weight watchers.
Speaker 8 (28:39):
Like maybe like a carrot? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
That is such an inside question.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
I love it so much. You could, I could, we could,
I could.
Speaker 10 (28:48):
Do you prefer when you put on makeup? Do you
perform more of the natural look or more of like
a bold look?
Speaker 8 (28:54):
If I have time, I would do bold. But my
go to is Concealer Blood Eyeliner.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Daily. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Are you getting it at Zara, Alta or Target Makeup?
Speaker 8 (29:11):
I I do the Ipsy the subscription service four.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (29:17):
It just depends.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Yeah, Like do you shave your own bush?
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (29:24):
Somebody else it's crazy?
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Yeah? Do you cook it home more or go out
to eat more?
Speaker 8 (29:33):
I cook at home during the week. I love going
out to eat, but that also gets exun.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Does your coffee order have a dome on top?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Not usually? Okay, is your coffee order complicated?
Speaker 8 (29:48):
No, I'm actually pretty simple. I always want it like
at least a little sweet, like a vanilla Americano. But
I'm not like over the top crazy.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
I've been locked in for a long time. For a
long I'm locked in. But I asked jump.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Look, I have to ask two other questions. I always
do regular soda or diet soda.
Speaker 8 (30:09):
Coke zero there's a difference between zero. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
And then when you get milk at the store, what
kind of milk do you get?
Speaker 8 (30:18):
Almond or oat? Oh?
Speaker 4 (30:20):
But you didn't ask your other favorite question that and.
Speaker 9 (30:26):
Feel free to answer, Well, that can be difficult to
do depending on Okay, any kind of butt play maybe maybe?
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (30:38):
And how many pairs of jeans do you?
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
That's a good one too. You How many pairs of
jeans do you?
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Ow?
Speaker 8 (30:42):
I love jeens? Oh, my gosh, I have way to
make clothes. Maybe like fifteen.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
I don't know, all right, I mean I'm locked in.
We're all I think we're all locked in. Who wants
to run through their thought process here?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
First? I'll go first.
Speaker 11 (30:57):
Okay, I only had a few things that I thought
fit in the fat column. Obviously the fast food places,
the fact that you're a counselor. I kind of think
that's a fat thing. Uh, and then crafting. But Sammy
and Gina are not fat, but for some reason, that's
kind of the stereotype. But wine, you know your brands
of clothing, you know your brands of makeup, you played
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track and field, You're into tattoos, which I imagine you
want to show the tattoos almond milk. These are all skinny.
I'm going skinny interesting.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
Yeah, I want jumping in on the clothing she said,
surf clothing and free people and stuff like that, Like
no fat people wearing that stuff, Uh for sure. So
I'm I'm super locked in at skinny since the beginning.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Other than her.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
Name, her name, Marie, Yeah, Marie Conin Lean's fat, But
other than that, it's skinny, okay.
Speaker 12 (31:49):
Uh.
Speaker 10 (31:49):
Gina grad Yeah, this is going to be very interesting
because I've been locked in at fat since the beginning,
like a.
Speaker 13 (31:55):
Very like like just like proud, like empowered, like I
got my hats, I work at a school. And also
I don't know if to slip by any of you,
I doubt it. Slip by Sammy kind of got a
Disney adult vibe. Yeah, and Sammy, I know that you're.
Speaker 10 (32:11):
Sort of a Disney adult, but I put that in
another category.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
You shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
I mean, I'm gonna say.
Speaker 12 (32:17):
Fat Okay, Sammy, Okay, I was locked in from the
beginning at skinny. I think her fast food choices are
skinny choices. School counselor the sleeves of tattoos is skinny
to me. And track and field, even though just one semester,
I think is a skinny person thing to go, oh well,
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I'm kind of in shape. I could do track and
field and then realizing like maybe you don't have the endurance, right,
But that to me screamed skinny.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
So I say skinny. Okay.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Well here's how things went for me on the fat column.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
I have I have a voice kind of a fat belt.
The belt thing, Yeah, okay, I think that anything. No, No,
it's not.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
It's not because because if yeah, if you have it,
if you have a dress on, they put the belt
on it, it does accentuate it like the dress without the belt, well,
because it's kind of draped, like like if I had a.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Dress on think I had to drape belt.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Yeah, but also like pants falling down could be you know,
too skinny, or it could be that you've had to
buy you know, in different sizes.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
You just got to keep them up right.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
I did have the job the school counsel only because
I feel very like it's a sary. Yeah, you said
a lot, because you're sitting there talking to kids about
their dumb problems. The thigh tattoo I had under the
fat column. I feel like I see mostly fat.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Chicks with the thigh so you got the real estate. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
And then fifteen pairs jeans that's in the fat column
because usually they're in different sizes.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
But everything else Chipotle skinny people go there.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Uh so picture on the profile track, no kids, wine
over beer doesn't even have a scale.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Can't remember the last time she weighed herself, that's the doctor.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Yeah, couldn't name the carrot is at zero point food
to weight watches, but you know, uh, trims her own
bush coke zero could go either way, but then almond
milk and oat milk. In fact, people don't care about that.
So I am locking in on skinny.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
I'm the only fat one.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
You're on fat Island.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
I'm on Fat Island.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
All right, well, uh you guys, it is time to
find out.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
It is time for the big reveal. Has everybody had
Now we have.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
A picture, yes that Morgan printed it down for each
one of us in front of us, and they've all
been folded in staple clothes.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
We're gonna all do the big reveal at the same time.
Are we ready? I'm ready? One, two three?
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Skinny Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yeah, Marie is so young. Yeah, you're very young and
you're so skinny. Oh wow, thank you.
Speaker 8 (35:09):
I never thought of it that way.
Speaker 9 (35:11):
Yeah, I mean, I mean I've turned thirty, so I'm
feeling kind of old now.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
But yeah, thirty, you don't look you look like a
high school student. Oh my god, you look like you
might have an illness of something. These peoples are so jealous,
are so cute. I'm so very jealous. Yeah, let's trade lives,
which is a good thing. Which is a good thing.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
But hey, congratulations Marie. Good for you, skinny and a
winner here on the Woodie Show.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yeah, I've been really called it.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
I mean, you got something just for you know, a suitor. Yeah, yeah,
so I would imagine like like when you go to
the school.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Don't you have to keep all the tattoos covered.
Speaker 8 (35:48):
Up for the most part, you know, honestly, tattoos are
pretty good overall. Yeah, I will say, like there's still
a big difference for a lot of people between tattoos
and heavily tattooed, which is like you're for me to say,
because I've just gotten them.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
I like them, Yeah, but.
Speaker 8 (36:10):
But yeah, no, I still I usually cover them up.
But you guys didn't ask me some of the questions
which I thought would have would have swayed you towards spat,
like what your things and having colored hair?
Speaker 3 (36:20):
And yeah, I was gonna ask you have you ever
attended like any kind of like protest or rally?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
That was going to be.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
That was gonna be what I will say, Now that
I can see your picture and everything, you totally look
like you would do anal.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
You have a very anal vibe.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
Yeah, she's giving.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
I'm saying, it's just like should be should be a
lot of fun. I think she'd be like she like
the thing.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
You look like somebody who's just like care free and
will go and do you know whatever for a good time.
Speaker 10 (36:49):
Wouldn't you love her to be your school counselor that like,
I'd be like, please part.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Of the g year old. My school counselor was like
one hundred years old. Yeah he was. He was nice
guy and everything, but yeah, about one hundred years old.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
Yeah, she's way better.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Yeah. Anyway, Marie, thank you for being very great sport.
Thank you for this very fun Thank you.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
We appreciate you listening to the Woody Show. There she is, everybody,
there's Marie.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
Well done. Everyone.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
All right, we'll get you set up with the prize.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Hang on one second, now, if you want to be
uh Marie on a future round of Fat Chick Skinny Chick, well,
you can hit us up on the text with your information.
Don't tell us if you're fat or skinny because we
can't see the text. Just say that, will be. Morgan
can grab those numbers and everything you want to and
get you all screened out and you know, find out
what's going on there, or you can send us an
email email at the Woodyshow dot com.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
So they're now investigating this toe sucking tournament. There's a
group of teenagers licking the feet in the toes of
this other group of kids, smeared tinut butter on their feet,
licking it off