January 29, 2025 • 27 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Back the Woody Show, Woody Show, We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
What's god? What are you.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Show? How you doing? Forget about the Woody Show and
we're into an under new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. It's Wednesday morning. It's January the twenty ninth,
twenty twenty five. I'm whatdy? That's great Gory, good morning,
Menace is here?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
There's Gina grad Good morning Sammy Sea Bass. Phones are
open eight seven seven forty four, Woody. You can send
us a text over to two to nine to eighty seven.
Couple fan favorite things happening this hour. Uh, freak of
the week. Yes, in a minute, Gina has discovered a
great person to be a Woodi Show representative. Freak of
the week. Yeah, to introduce us to We're gonna get
(00:52):
in that. Also a brand new redneck news. You know,
we were talking about worst day of work with those
chicks from the Avian Awards, which if you missed the
uncensored podcast only version of that, you can go and
you can find it on our podcast. Just go to
the witieshow dot com. You can also find our podcast
wherever you go for podcasts. Yeah, somebody's on the on
(01:15):
the text said, it's not a contradiction a v and Awards,
the Peorgn Awards where the Virgin hotel good good point,
good point. So that's just like, that's like that understated humor,
like if people pick up on it, they pick up
on it.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
It used to be the hard rock though. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Bad day at work. Guy in Florida, he was working
treat trimmer accidentally got sucked into the wood schipper.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Oh oh god, that's good.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Help was called, but he was already mulch dead. OSHA's investigating.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
It's like Fargo.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
That's a bad day at work. Also, did you see
they so traumatizing. But woodshippers are fun. You just got
to be real careful. You've never used one.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Dude, I didn't think civilian.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Could you can watch people put stuff in woodshippers? It's
really sad.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
We can also rent them, really.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
A legit wood shipper? Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yes, if you're doing a bunch of yard work, you
can go down to one of those rental spots and
family that owned. I think even home Depot rents them.
No what yeah, they ran everything?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
What happened to all Gregs trees?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Wood.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, you could throw all kinds of stuff in there.
That would be a blast. Anyway, this video, I don't
know if you saw the fighter jet that crashed yesterday.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh my god. Yeah, that looks crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
An air Force plane. It was doing a training exercise.
This is in Alaska, and the pilot was able to eject.
He parachuted down to the ground. Videos crazy though, because
the plane just falls out of the sky and explodes
like it landed flat, like not nose down yet not
on the side, just like belly flop boom, and the
thing just exploded. The pilot just minor injuries, he's fine.
(02:57):
The Air Force investigating and see what caused that in
flight malfunction.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah. Do you think once they crashed, I was like,
I wonder how much that cost?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Right? Oh, Greg, I thought about you. There was a
there was a video that somebody posted on social They
were on a flight, just regular commercial flight. Yeah, and
it's a good thing and he handled it this way.
They land. It was pretty good landing. It didn't seem
crazy at all. And the pilot comes on and goes,
all right, folks, welcome to wherever they were. Our right
engine quit on us about twenty five minutes ago. But
(03:28):
we were all good with the with the one engine
and nice, nice landing here for you guys. So just
so you know when we get to the gate, there's
gonna be because when they when they land like that,
like before anybody can get off the plane or whatever
they have like that, you might see some vehicles come over,
like emergency vehicles just to make sure the engine's not
on fire or you know or whatever.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
I thought man Greg would have crapped his pants. I'd
be thankful that they didn't say it while they're in
the air.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Oh, worst landing I ever had was one of tire
blue the minute we hit the runway, so we kind
of bounced five times.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Otherwise it was okay, uh oh dude. And then did
you see the plane that caught fire in South Korea?
Two hundred people almost two hundred people and yeah, they
all survived, but they got to use the slides.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Gucky.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
The fire reportedly started inside the plane, like near the
tail slide though.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Hella cool, Yeah, it would be pretty very fun.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Coolest back to the ejecting though, if you're a pilot
and you have to do the eject option, yeah, you're
probably going to break a bone or two. Don't you
think it's at.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Least but you'll you'll survive. When I got to fly
because I got to do a ride along with the thunderbirds,
I died to fly with the Thunderbirds. It was the
raddest thing I've ever done. It was so cool. But
there's classroom work that you do before you get out
to the plane and you know, get to go flying, right,
and they're teaching you all this stuff like yeah, because
you could pass out because of the g's, right, you know,
(04:52):
one g is one time your body weight. We pulled
seven g's, it's like four billion pounds. But then also
different things in case of emergency, and one was how
to eject, and so there's a loop that's like right
in between your legs, like you know, and then you
would grab it with both hands and just pull up
(05:13):
to your chin and the canopy will come off and
then there'll be a pause and then and then you
go rocking it out of there. But then so they
teach you how to deal put your head straight back
and just you know whatever. And then when the parachute deploys,
there's also a chance that your lines can get tangled up,
so they go. So they give So I had a
(05:33):
flight suit. It's one of those flight suits that would
inflate and deflate the plane would automatically. It's basically like
a like a like a blood pressure cuff.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Oh, like a compression thing.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah, and it just squoozes the crap out of you
as the plane starts to pull g's and you have
all these pockets and different things. So as we're going through, like, oh, well,
you know, here's how to if you have to cut
a line, because there's all these lines to the parachute.
If you have to cut a line, one's tangled, ones, whatever,
just reach down in your flight suit there on your
right leg. In that pocket you'll find a blade. And
(06:04):
they so they have like and it's like they're teaching
somebody who's never done this what to do when you're
panicking an emergency.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
First breathe.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yeah, is the seat attached to the parachute?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
What's that? Is the seat attached to the parachute?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Like, do you go out with the seat or just
on your own with a parachute?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
No, that the seat launches you out. It's like you
can't launch by yourself, Like this right launched it. I'm
not sure, what happens to the seat seat?
Speaker 5 (06:31):
I thought you were I thought so too, because you're
not wearing a parachute. Yeah, it's got to be on
the side. Okay, that's that.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
You didn't even think about it, Greg, because I was
too worried about what line to cut. It's like in
those movies where they're teaching about like where they're showing okay,
well so the green woman the green and they're like
doing that that math equay anyway, so uh yeah, they're like,
there's a blade in the in the pocket of your
flight suit. Like you know what, dude, I'm gonna pull
the thing. We'll fire out of there. I don't I
(07:00):
was gonna hope to hell the parish at that point,
God just wants me home.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
That's exactly right, you know. Yeah, you've been called.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
If the plane's going down and the parachute doesn't open,
that's some final destination kind of badly, and I think
it's just my time I'm supposed.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
To die, exactly. And is there video of this though?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
It would be cool?
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Yeah, yeah there is, okay, because I have a friend
who did that and there's a huge video.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Yeah, it was really cool, and there's a there's a
super cut online of people passing out.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Didn't pass out. I follow because they sent you all
these instructions about what to do a month out, two
weeks out, a week out, like as far as diet stuff,
hydration stuff, and I followed everything from that classroom session,
which was like two and a half hours before you
went out to the plane.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Certain things you can't eat the day before or whatever.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Yeah, no solid food, right, Yeah. The biggest thing is
you want to make sure you're hydrated. And then also
when you're about to is like all right, here we
go like turns for geez, Like they say, all right, well, uh,
that's when you do the breathing thing. That's where the
g's create such a force on your chest that if
you breathe out, you're not getting that breath back because
(08:06):
your chest is deflated and you're not gonna be able
to get that breath back. Yeah, that's not and that's
that's what makes you pass out, right, But I didn't.
I did not pass up. We did everything that we
did the unrestricted to take off. We did the barrel rolls,
we did the loopy loop, but did the knife edge,
We did all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
This all reminds me. Have you watched yet the documentary
on the Blue Angels?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I have not.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
It's on my.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Yeah, I'm I'll watch it.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I'm definitely gonna want to. So it was, dude, so
much fun. Yeah, they even put my name on the canopy.
You they had like the pilot's name on the canopy,
and they had my pilot's name and the front you know,
I was in the seat right behind him, Yeah, which
is a completely active cockpit. So everything was active where
I was because when we got up to whatever. Yeah,
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we left the airport as soon as he had like,
he said, all right, front, front gear is about three
feet off the ground. You're ready, And I go yep.
He pulled straight up. We went up like a rocket ship.
He's spinning and he goes, look back over your right shoulder,
and I look back. He goes, the airport was just
falling away. We hadn't left the airport. We got to
I forget how high, and then we hadn't left. You
(09:14):
could see the runway that we were just on directly
below us. It was so cool.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
How much money to do that, Gina?
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Oh, it was an honor. They asked me if I
wanted the Air Force hit me up, asked me if
I wanted to do it. I'm like, absolutely, but.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
I'm not cool enough for that. I'm not made of
that stuff. I don't think Greg is either.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
No. So we get to you know, we get to
whatever the altitude he wanted, and he goes, all right,
we gotta head to some unrestricted airspace so we can
do all the fun stuff. He goes, Just off your
right knee. You're gonna see it looks like a gear shifter,
which is the throttle.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
He goes.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Just place your hand on top of it. He goes,
don't move it any which way to the DIRRESSI even
a little bit. Just place your hand on top and
I go, all right, cool, I put my hand on
top of He goes, now ever so slightly, he goes,
I'm talking about like a hair. Just think about pushing
it forth. I pushed this just a small bit. This
thing threw me right back in a seat. Boom, and
we took off like this thing hauled ass out of there.
(10:10):
It was so cool. We're gonna go about two hundred
and fifty miles, he said. We'll be there in about
nine minutes or how it was. It was something crazy
like that. But it was the coolest thing I've ever done.
And man, those Air Force guys, I'm thinking like, man,
if you're doing this and you're trying to, you know,
keep your breath and do all these things and you're
in like some kind of like dog fight and things
(10:31):
are being shot at you, unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
How do you do it?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
All?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I'm flying over farmland and yeah, dude, it was. It
was super cool. And then you accidentally hit the missile button.
This dude, all right, time for your redneck news, the
show If Your Car has a wooden Bumper News, and
(10:57):
today's redneck News from Battle Creek, Michigan, where the police
this is a police cadet was out trying to serve
the subpoena first of all pena. They arrived at a house.
The cadet knocks on the door, which was answered by
a little five year old boy uh huh holding a knife.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
The officer called for backup and then asked the boy if
daddy could come to the door. Kids like, okay, leaves
and then comes back, but this time he didn't have
the knife. He had upgraded to a loaded gun. The
cadet disarms the kid backup arrives, they go into the house.
Inside the place is a disaster, or, as the police
(11:37):
report described it, deplorable condition. There were five kids in there,
ranging an age from six months to eight years old.
All of them were turned over to Child Protective Services. Again.
There were two dudes and a chicken there and they
were all arrested for various reasons. Now Here is the
chick's father talking about some of the problems the family
has been having on the local TV news station. Check
(11:59):
out the call of this news station, w O D Noise. Yeah,
check it out.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
After what happened with her baby's daddy throwing all of
her kids and stuff out and everything happened to get
out here and scrape dog the snow to find them,
you know the corn a house up on the inside,
smashed everything, everything was smashed on the floor. I love
my daughter, I love my grandkids.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Lit by So there you go. That is from Battle Creek, Michigan,
where a cop serving a subpoena was greeted at the
door by a five year old with a knife and
a gun.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Oh boy, And.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
That is today's red Nick and I answered a couple
of questions on the text about how much. My experience
with the Thunderbirds cost. It is not something you can buy.
It is a invitations. The Air Force has to invite
you for that experience. And I got to do it
because I was a member of the media outspoken about
(12:58):
my love of rockets, fighter jets, flying in general, and
so they asked me to do it. Was like me,
Saint Louis Cardinals player, Saint Louis Blues player, and that
was it. And I'm the only one that didn't pass
out the hockey guy. I forget the hockey guy who
the player was, but he barked, but he was out,
probably partying superhar That's what those hockey guys do.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
He didn't study show.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
All right, Well, we haven't done one of these for
a while. We kind of gave it a little bit
of a rest. Not that we don't talk about freaks
on a regular basis. There's always something weird to talk
about or some weirdo out there. But we have a
freak of the week. Gina actually discovered this person wearing
house super stuff.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
I'm worried about my algorithm, especially because of you and Morgan.
It's like tearing me towards crazy people. Yeah, and I
happened upon this guy named Sean or Shawnee, and he's
on TikTok and he documents his life in Michigan with
his wife Emily, who happens to be a mannequin.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Oh okay, so he's married to a man the Avian.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Of course you did.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
He was rolling her around in a wheelchair.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Oh, she was disabled.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
Well, I think it's they're very heavy.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Talking about like a multi you know, tens of thousands
of dollars reel doll. They straight up store mannequins. That's yeah,
a little budget.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
If you remember, there was that movie back in the
eighties called Mannequin with like Kim Ktra she was the mannequin.
My sisters and I love that movie.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
It's a great movie. That was a great movie around here.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
What if you guys want to see who I'm talking about?
Lovely Wife.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
It was so good. They had a sequel, Yeah, Mannigan
two on the move.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
They go back to like Renaissance Festival day.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah. So this is note this, Uh, this doll guy
is not the guy that's kind of viral right now.
He has like a rag doll. This is like you said,
this is a straight.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
From like sears. Yeah, like a straight up man.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I saw the same if you saw something online.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
You know, uh, this is this idiot, this is this guy,
this great guy.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
He's a great guy.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
I meant to say video, but you know, I think, uh,
I think he's kind of an idiot, kind of. Yeah.
He documents Emily's pregnancy journey and he shares it with
his followers. Yeah, okay, now, by the way, just I'm
doing my due diligence. His account now says it's for
entertainment purposes and satire. But I have my suspicions and
I'm guessing you will too when you hear these clips.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I say one other thing, this is uh this a
mannequin way out of his league.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Yes, a super hot body's way too hot for him.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Oh that comes up, So let's let's jump in.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
This first clip, Sean Shawnee tells his TikTok audience that
his wife, Emily, who's a mannequin, is pregnant and I
want you to picture this. The pregnancy test he shows
to the camera is a Popsicles tick that he drew
a plus that.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
All right, what do you show Freak of the week.
Speaker 7 (15:52):
I got home from work today, Emily shows me this
a pregnancy test she claims she took earlier today. She
claims she's we are going to have another kid.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Oh my god. God.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
And by the way, you don't need to look up
with this guy. Looks like because you just heard it
right there, and it looks exactly like that.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
They're going to bring home a little jimberee mannequin. Look, baby,
got kids, you're squeamish. Now might be a time to
step away from the radio. Because he does film the
labor going into labor.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I like how, he says, well, she said, and she
shows me this my quite real wife.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Sean uh panics as his mannequin wife Emily goes into
labor her water bro Well, unfortunately, it seems like this
is not funny. It seems like they had some complications.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
Push push, you see it coming, Push it out.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
It ain't working. What am I going to do? Okay,
push it out. You're gonna realize it's a mannequin. You're
gonna calm the f down? And what is it? Ain't working?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Men?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
At one point he calls his mom, He's like, Mom.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I don't know what. Yeah, she didn't kill herself exact
she didn't kill herself the minute that her son told her,
I'm married to a mannikin.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Again.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Yeah, Now, I gotta tell you, as a father of
a daughter, like if your daughter fellas let me ask
you a question, that your daughter came home and said,
I'm in a relationship with a mannequin.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
You'd be stoked.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
You'd be kind of stoked. What. Yeah, it'd be better
than like, you know, your daughter being with some actual dude.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
Oh really, I guess I never thought about that.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Yeah, like at least like when they're when they're like
once they hit like thirty, then they can have an
actual relationship.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Anything from can she take care of herself? Does she
have a job, that's not the only thing that happens?
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Yeah, like I saying, you know, like that home otherwise
it's a buddy of mine. Like he praised that she's
either going to be asexual celibate, or that she ends
up being a lesbian, right, that's the lesbian dream is
always a thing too, would be.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Notice, I don't think the mannequin thing would make you happy.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
No, no, straight to the nuthouse.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
But yeah, what if you he wanted to take her
to dinner and she was like, can my boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Come.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
I'm only going to go to Olive Garden if he
can come.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah, no, I guess well at home, Yeah, there'll be
way more problems than justin yah.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
Well.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Also, speaking of problems, splinters.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Oh, think of that pinching when you get yet pinched
on that joint.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
That's right, So I have good news.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
I know, you know. It was a little touchy for
a second, but the baby did come out, and Sean
announces the sex of the baby with a little self
congratulatory Joe.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Okay, so this is a guy. What a show for you?
The week he is married to a mannequin who is
in labor. Some some problems there, but it looks like
they have made their way through that and the baby
is born.
Speaker 7 (18:45):
It's three laughs. Oh wait, never mind, that's a boy.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
He's bluffs like his daddy.
Speaker 8 (18:55):
Wow, there's no design who the dad this baby is.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
He's blessed like his daddy. That's not a third Black.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Movie.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Did you steal that from? Oh no, he stole it
from the Simpsons.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
I mean, I'm sure he stole it from a thousand things.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
So damn.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
I mean, I've heard that a bunch.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
He's blessed like his daddy.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Everybody get that he wants you to know.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Sure, so, Sean, this is all a wonderful moment for
the happy couple and it should be nothing but congratulations
and happy hugs. But Sean has to then respond to
an online comment that says that the little brown, dark
brown doll that he's holding doesn't might not be his son.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
And Sean is he's very pale.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Yeah, Sean is like pink white with like kind of
gray hair.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
Yeah, he's got like a piglet kind of complexion. Yeah,
I mean he's super handsome. But yes, that's true.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
The baby, the baby is like a like shade of
like kind of a like cocoa.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
And his wife she's very fair exactly.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
So there's a question as to whether or not this
is Sean's son.
Speaker 8 (19:59):
Okay, I do not need a DNA test. I could
tell by looking at my boy that he is mine.
We are almost like twin. Emily says, is my kid,
No DNA test, need it.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Yeah, he's convinced.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
All the people are up in the comments.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Yeah, a lot of comments, a lot of respond And
speaking of.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Comments, you have people like you see him on social
media a lot they have I don't know five followers,
and they go. Everybody's asking me, like, nobody's asking you anything.
Nobody saw anything that you posted exactly, that's a class anything.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah I saw.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Uh. People are asking me.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
Yeah not, that's a classic girl things, Sammy. I'm sure
you've seen these. So everyone's asking about my skincare routine,
but nobody's asking about your path me. Yeah, yeah, how
I get my mussy bun this way? So I'm going
to show you all how I do it? Do you
have a cat name?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Everybody?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Nobody's asking you this?
Speaker 3 (20:52):
All right, what did you show? Freak of the week.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
So Sean responds to another comment, asking, frankly, if Emily
the mannequin has a choice in who she's gonna even
be with.
Speaker 8 (21:02):
I don't make Emily do anything she don't want to do.
You know what I'm saying from day one. If she
wants to leave the doors right there out of it,
you have a choice.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
I'd love to see that. If that thing starts walking,
it's a horror movie. Yeah, I will apologize.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I mean what they're saying, throw him in the gut
and get another Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
That thing starts walking, I will owe him a full apology.
Walk out of it.
Speaker 8 (21:27):
She has a choice, and anything everything she does, she
makes your own choice.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
She doesn't dress herself or you know, eat, but she
makes our own choices. Sure. And finally there's one more comment,
and this one it's like the elephant in the room.
Sean takes the public outcry that mannequins can't get pregnant.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Oh, you can't tell people.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
He takes it in stride. You know, you'd think that
he'd be really defensive, triggered by it, yep, but no.
Listen to his amazingly measured response.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Okay, that's what I thought too.
Speaker 7 (21:57):
I didn't know imagine could get pregnant she.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Had a kid.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Don'ybody know what this guy does for a living.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Likes to get money, probably on disability.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Oh yeah, I mean he's probably a retail worker.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
But you don't know, like you don't question okay, I mean,
because everyone on social media wants you to think that
that's their job. So I don't know. You know, how
he goes out into the world.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
I guess maybe because he has like, you know, access
to mannequins, so.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Probably yeah, getting a strong sears vibe.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Yeah, like he went like a close out or maybe
security or they were selling everything, including like the wire racks,
the liquidation Yeah, where they sell everything.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Hey, look, somebody needs to organize clothes of the Salvation Army.
It might just be our buddy Shot again.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Congratulations to the happy couple Shawnee and Emily. May you
live and be well, Twinters, will we.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Show freak ode the week everybody guy married to a
mannequin gets pregnant has a baby with a big winner.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Uh huh, heard it all?
Speaker 3 (23:06):
I got some more. We got some more Woodie show
coming up for you.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Next, hang on, turn that fat ass d show.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
All right, so you know how CBS and other places
have been keeping more stuff behind the locked shelves. Yeah,
oh yeah, Well, CBS is testing a new system where
you will be able to unlock those cabinets on your
own please through their app O good, but it sounds
like something that Greg would never be able to figure out.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Because you're not well.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Here you go, So, not only do you have to
have the app on your phone, you also have to
be on the stores Wi Fi and have Bluetooth turned
on so it knows what shelf you're trying to access.
But assuming you have a degree from m I two,
you know you will have to stand around and wait
for an employee to open it up for you.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Criminals don't have access to an app like they just
take the shelves down.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
They would have to put in a bunch of I
don't know how they would do this, but they would
have to put a bunch of fake information into the app.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
I'll tell you what happened is people will start having
unlocked phones like they did for TikTok, Like, hey, this
is a working phone.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Yeah, I'll open the shelves.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
Or we could just address all these damn junkies and
it wouldn't be a problem that we'd go back to
ten years ago.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
That'd be nice.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
But of course there are critics. They say this is
just a way for CBS to force more people to
get their app, which collects information, especially if you needed
to have location services turned on. CBS wants to spy
on you, They.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Want to suggest things you likes, wants to keep their
stores open. I'm like in San Francisco where they close.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Like fifteen up all right, regardless, For now, the system
is being tested out at a few stores.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Do you have any locks that you're able to use
an app for?
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Like yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, it.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Right, yeah, yep.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
So yeah, Well, Walgreens even admitted that the whole locking
everything up to you know, combat the shop, that they
just backfired.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Yeah, because nobody's buying it.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Yeah, because people just yeah, they went and started buying
things on Amazon, just haven't shipped right to the house.
The CEO says the locks have been largely ineffective. He
didn't say that they're taking him out, but he did
say they're working on other creative solutions. I guess maybe
like this CVS thing.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Well, also, I've gotten to some targets in this country
where they're not rushing to open the these cabinets.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
Twenty five minutes.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Yeah that's why. Yeah, you keep on ringing the little
button and no one's coming.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
Or we could not give a hard time to people
who are trying to fight the problem, like security guards
that stop you on the way out.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Oh he got fired.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
You can't do Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
I'm sure if like Walgreens and CBS and Target and
Walmart had to shoot to kill policy, yeah right, it
would be different. Yeah, that's what's up, you guys.
Speaker 6 (25:52):
A photo a guy who walked out of my local
Target with two pair packs of Huggies under each arm.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Yeah, and he he just sauntered out.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
The security saw him and they just walked right behind him.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
At security is not going to risk their job or
their life.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
Or some here's their job if all they're going to
do is watch the shop the way and not call
the cops. Called the cops, they don't because they don't
show up.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
That's insane.
Speaker 8 (26:15):
I've been taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Shops taking care.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Of insensitivity draining for a politically worlds. The Woody Show,
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
What's god? What are you.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Show? How you doing? Forget about the Woody Show and
we're into an under new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. It's Wednesday morning. It's January the twenty ninth,
twenty twenty five. I'm whatdy? That's great Gory, good morning,
Menace is here?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
There's Gina grad Good morning Sammy Sea Bass. Phones are
open eight seven seven forty four, Woody. You can send
us a text over to two to nine to eighty seven.
Couple fan favorite things happening this hour. Uh, freak of
the week. Yes, in a minute, Gina has discovered a
great person to be a Woodi Show representative. Freak of
the week. Yeah, to introduce us to We're gonna get
(00:52):
in that. Also a brand new redneck news. You know,
we were talking about worst day of work with those
chicks from the Avian Awards, which if you missed the
uncensored podcast only version of that, you can go and
you can find it on our podcast. Just go to
the witieshow dot com. You can also find our podcast
wherever you go for podcasts. Yeah, somebody's on the on
(01:15):
the text said, it's not a contradiction a v and Awards,
the Peorgn Awards where the Virgin hotel good good point,
good point. So that's just like, that's like that understated humor,
like if people pick up on it, they pick up
on it.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
It used to be the hard rock though. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Bad day at work. Guy in Florida, he was working
treat trimmer accidentally got sucked into the wood schipper.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Oh oh god, that's good.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Help was called, but he was already mulch dead. OSHA's investigating.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
It's like Fargo.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
That's a bad day at work. Also, did you see
they so traumatizing. But woodshippers are fun. You just got
to be real careful. You've never used one.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Dude, I didn't think civilian.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Could you can watch people put stuff in woodshippers? It's
really sad.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
We can also rent them, really.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
A legit wood shipper? Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yes, if you're doing a bunch of yard work, you
can go down to one of those rental spots and
family that owned. I think even home Depot rents them.
No what yeah, they ran everything?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
What happened to all Gregs trees?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Wood.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, you could throw all kinds of stuff in there.
That would be a blast. Anyway, this video, I don't
know if you saw the fighter jet that crashed yesterday.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh my god. Yeah, that looks crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
An air Force plane. It was doing a training exercise.
This is in Alaska, and the pilot was able to eject.
He parachuted down to the ground. Videos crazy though, because
the plane just falls out of the sky and explodes
like it landed flat, like not nose down yet not
on the side, just like belly flop boom, and the
thing just exploded. The pilot just minor injuries, he's fine.
(02:57):
The Air Force investigating and see what caused that in
flight malfunction.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah. Do you think once they crashed, I was like,
I wonder how much that cost?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Right? Oh, Greg, I thought about you. There was a
there was a video that somebody posted on social They
were on a flight, just regular commercial flight. Yeah, and
it's a good thing and he handled it this way.
They land. It was pretty good landing. It didn't seem
crazy at all. And the pilot comes on and goes,
all right, folks, welcome to wherever they were. Our right
engine quit on us about twenty five minutes ago. But
(03:28):
we were all good with the with the one engine
and nice, nice landing here for you guys. So just
so you know when we get to the gate, there's
gonna be because when they when they land like that,
like before anybody can get off the plane or whatever
they have like that, you might see some vehicles come over,
like emergency vehicles just to make sure the engine's not
on fire or you know or whatever.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
I thought man Greg would have crapped his pants. I'd
be thankful that they didn't say it while they're in
the air.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Oh, worst landing I ever had was one of tire
blue the minute we hit the runway, so we kind
of bounced five times.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Otherwise it was okay, uh oh dude. And then did
you see the plane that caught fire in South Korea?
Two hundred people almost two hundred people and yeah, they
all survived, but they got to use the slides.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Gucky.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
The fire reportedly started inside the plane, like near the
tail slide though.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Hella cool, Yeah, it would be pretty very fun.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Coolest back to the ejecting though, if you're a pilot
and you have to do the eject option, yeah, you're
probably going to break a bone or two. Don't you
think it's at.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Least but you'll you'll survive. When I got to fly
because I got to do a ride along with the thunderbirds,
I died to fly with the Thunderbirds. It was the
raddest thing I've ever done. It was so cool. But
there's classroom work that you do before you get out
to the plane and you know, get to go flying, right,
and they're teaching you all this stuff like yeah, because
you could pass out because of the g's, right, you know,
(04:52):
one g is one time your body weight. We pulled
seven g's, it's like four billion pounds. But then also
different things in case of emergency, and one was how
to eject, and so there's a loop that's like right
in between your legs, like you know, and then you
would grab it with both hands and just pull up
(05:13):
to your chin and the canopy will come off and
then there'll be a pause and then and then you
go rocking it out of there. But then so they
teach you how to deal put your head straight back
and just you know whatever. And then when the parachute deploys,
there's also a chance that your lines can get tangled up,
so they go. So they give So I had a
(05:33):
flight suit. It's one of those flight suits that would
inflate and deflate the plane would automatically. It's basically like
a like a like a blood pressure cuff.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Oh, like a compression thing.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah, and it just squoozes the crap out of you
as the plane starts to pull g's and you have
all these pockets and different things. So as we're going through, like, oh, well,
you know, here's how to if you have to cut
a line, because there's all these lines to the parachute.
If you have to cut a line, one's tangled, ones, whatever,
just reach down in your flight suit there on your
right leg. In that pocket you'll find a blade. And
(06:04):
they so they have like and it's like they're teaching
somebody who's never done this what to do when you're
panicking an emergency.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
First breathe.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yeah, is the seat attached to the parachute?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
What's that? Is the seat attached to the parachute?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Like, do you go out with the seat or just
on your own with a parachute?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
No, that the seat launches you out. It's like you
can't launch by yourself, Like this right launched it. I'm
not sure, what happens to the seat seat?
Speaker 5 (06:31):
I thought you were I thought so too, because you're
not wearing a parachute. Yeah, it's got to be on
the side. Okay, that's that.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
You didn't even think about it, Greg, because I was
too worried about what line to cut. It's like in
those movies where they're teaching about like where they're showing okay,
well so the green woman the green and they're like
doing that that math equay anyway, so uh yeah, they're like,
there's a blade in the in the pocket of your
flight suit. Like you know what, dude, I'm gonna pull
the thing. We'll fire out of there. I don't I
(07:00):
was gonna hope to hell the parish at that point,
God just wants me home.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
That's exactly right, you know. Yeah, you've been called.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
If the plane's going down and the parachute doesn't open,
that's some final destination kind of badly, and I think
it's just my time I'm supposed.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
To die, exactly. And is there video of this though?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
It would be cool?
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Yeah, yeah there is, okay, because I have a friend
who did that and there's a huge video.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Yeah, it was really cool, and there's a there's a
super cut online of people passing out.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Didn't pass out. I follow because they sent you all
these instructions about what to do a month out, two
weeks out, a week out, like as far as diet stuff,
hydration stuff, and I followed everything from that classroom session,
which was like two and a half hours before you
went out to the plane.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Certain things you can't eat the day before or whatever.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Yeah, no solid food, right, Yeah. The biggest thing is
you want to make sure you're hydrated. And then also
when you're about to is like all right, here we
go like turns for geez, Like they say, all right, well, uh,
that's when you do the breathing thing. That's where the
g's create such a force on your chest that if
you breathe out, you're not getting that breath back because
(08:06):
your chest is deflated and you're not gonna be able
to get that breath back. Yeah, that's not and that's
that's what makes you pass out, right, But I didn't.
I did not pass up. We did everything that we
did the unrestricted to take off. We did the barrel rolls,
we did the loopy loop, but did the knife edge,
We did all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
This all reminds me. Have you watched yet the documentary
on the Blue Angels?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I have not.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
It's on my.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Yeah, I'm I'll watch it.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I'm definitely gonna want to. So it was, dude, so
much fun. Yeah, they even put my name on the canopy.
You they had like the pilot's name on the canopy,
and they had my pilot's name and the front you know,
I was in the seat right behind him, Yeah, which
is a completely active cockpit. So everything was active where
I was because when we got up to whatever. Yeah,
(08:53):
we left the airport as soon as he had like,
he said, all right, front, front gear is about three
feet off the ground. You're ready, And I go yep.
He pulled straight up. We went up like a rocket ship.
He's spinning and he goes, look back over your right shoulder,
and I look back. He goes, the airport was just
falling away. We hadn't left the airport. We got to
I forget how high, and then we hadn't left. You
(09:14):
could see the runway that we were just on directly
below us. It was so cool.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
How much money to do that, Gina?
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Oh, it was an honor. They asked me if I
wanted the Air Force hit me up, asked me if
I wanted to do it. I'm like, absolutely, but.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
I'm not cool enough for that. I'm not made of
that stuff. I don't think Greg is either.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
No. So we get to you know, we get to
whatever the altitude he wanted, and he goes, all right,
we gotta head to some unrestricted airspace so we can
do all the fun stuff. He goes, Just off your
right knee. You're gonna see it looks like a gear shifter,
which is the throttle.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
He goes.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Just place your hand on top of it. He goes,
don't move it any which way to the DIRRESSI even
a little bit. Just place your hand on top and
I go, all right, cool, I put my hand on
top of He goes, now ever so slightly, he goes,
I'm talking about like a hair. Just think about pushing
it forth. I pushed this just a small bit. This
thing threw me right back in a seat. Boom, and
we took off like this thing hauled ass out of there.
(10:10):
It was so cool. We're gonna go about two hundred
and fifty miles, he said. We'll be there in about
nine minutes or how it was. It was something crazy
like that. But it was the coolest thing I've ever done.
And man, those Air Force guys, I'm thinking like, man,
if you're doing this and you're trying to, you know,
keep your breath and do all these things and you're
in like some kind of like dog fight and things
(10:31):
are being shot at you, unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
How do you do it?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
All?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I'm flying over farmland and yeah, dude, it was. It
was super cool. And then you accidentally hit the missile button.
This dude, all right, time for your redneck news, the
show If Your Car has a wooden Bumper News, and
(10:57):
today's redneck News from Battle Creek, Michigan, where the police
this is a police cadet was out trying to serve
the subpoena first of all pena. They arrived at a house.
The cadet knocks on the door, which was answered by
a little five year old boy uh huh holding a knife.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
The officer called for backup and then asked the boy if
daddy could come to the door. Kids like, okay, leaves
and then comes back, but this time he didn't have
the knife. He had upgraded to a loaded gun. The
cadet disarms the kid backup arrives, they go into the house.
Inside the place is a disaster, or, as the police
(11:37):
report described it, deplorable condition. There were five kids in there,
ranging an age from six months to eight years old.
All of them were turned over to Child Protective Services. Again.
There were two dudes and a chicken there and they
were all arrested for various reasons. Now Here is the
chick's father talking about some of the problems the family
has been having on the local TV news station. Check
(11:59):
out the call of this news station, w O D Noise. Yeah,
check it out.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
After what happened with her baby's daddy throwing all of
her kids and stuff out and everything happened to get
out here and scrape dog the snow to find them,
you know the corn a house up on the inside,
smashed everything, everything was smashed on the floor. I love
my daughter, I love my grandkids.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Lit by So there you go. That is from Battle Creek, Michigan,
where a cop serving a subpoena was greeted at the
door by a five year old with a knife and
a gun.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Oh boy, And.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
That is today's red Nick and I answered a couple
of questions on the text about how much. My experience
with the Thunderbirds cost. It is not something you can buy.
It is a invitations. The Air Force has to invite
you for that experience. And I got to do it
because I was a member of the media outspoken about
(12:58):
my love of rockets, fighter jets, flying in general, and
so they asked me to do it. Was like me,
Saint Louis Cardinals player, Saint Louis Blues player, and that
was it. And I'm the only one that didn't pass
out the hockey guy. I forget the hockey guy who
the player was, but he barked, but he was out,
probably partying superhar That's what those hockey guys do.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
He didn't study show.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
All right, Well, we haven't done one of these for
a while. We kind of gave it a little bit
of a rest. Not that we don't talk about freaks
on a regular basis. There's always something weird to talk
about or some weirdo out there. But we have a
freak of the week. Gina actually discovered this person wearing
house super stuff.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
I'm worried about my algorithm, especially because of you and Morgan.
It's like tearing me towards crazy people. Yeah, and I
happened upon this guy named Sean or Shawnee, and he's
on TikTok and he documents his life in Michigan with
his wife Emily, who happens to be a mannequin.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Oh okay, so he's married to a man the Avian.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Of course you did.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
He was rolling her around in a wheelchair.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Oh, she was disabled.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
Well, I think it's they're very heavy.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Talking about like a multi you know, tens of thousands
of dollars reel doll. They straight up store mannequins. That's yeah,
a little budget.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
If you remember, there was that movie back in the
eighties called Mannequin with like Kim Ktra she was the mannequin.
My sisters and I love that movie.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
It's a great movie. That was a great movie around here.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
What if you guys want to see who I'm talking about?
Lovely Wife.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
It was so good. They had a sequel, Yeah, Mannigan
two on the move.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
They go back to like Renaissance Festival day.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah. So this is note this, Uh, this doll guy
is not the guy that's kind of viral right now.
He has like a rag doll. This is like you said,
this is a straight.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
From like sears. Yeah, like a straight up man.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I saw the same if you saw something online.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
You know, uh, this is this idiot, this is this guy,
this great guy.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
He's a great guy.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
I meant to say video, but you know, I think, uh,
I think he's kind of an idiot, kind of. Yeah.
He documents Emily's pregnancy journey and he shares it with
his followers. Yeah, okay, now, by the way, just I'm
doing my due diligence. His account now says it's for
entertainment purposes and satire. But I have my suspicions and
I'm guessing you will too when you hear these clips.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I say one other thing, this is uh this a
mannequin way out of his league.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Yes, a super hot body's way too hot for him.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Oh that comes up, So let's let's jump in.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
This first clip, Sean Shawnee tells his TikTok audience that
his wife, Emily, who's a mannequin, is pregnant and I
want you to picture this. The pregnancy test he shows
to the camera is a Popsicles tick that he drew
a plus that.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
All right, what do you show Freak of the week.
Speaker 7 (15:52):
I got home from work today, Emily shows me this
a pregnancy test she claims she took earlier today. She
claims she's we are going to have another kid.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Oh my god. God.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
And by the way, you don't need to look up
with this guy. Looks like because you just heard it
right there, and it looks exactly like that.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
They're going to bring home a little jimberee mannequin. Look, baby,
got kids, you're squeamish. Now might be a time to
step away from the radio. Because he does film the
labor going into labor.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I like how, he says, well, she said, and she
shows me this my quite real wife.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Sean uh panics as his mannequin wife Emily goes into
labor her water bro Well, unfortunately, it seems like this
is not funny. It seems like they had some complications.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
Push push, you see it coming, Push it out.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
It ain't working. What am I going to do? Okay,
push it out. You're gonna realize it's a mannequin. You're
gonna calm the f down? And what is it? Ain't working?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Men?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
At one point he calls his mom, He's like, Mom.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I don't know what. Yeah, she didn't kill herself exact
she didn't kill herself the minute that her son told her,
I'm married to a mannikin.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Again.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Yeah, Now, I gotta tell you, as a father of
a daughter, like if your daughter fellas let me ask
you a question, that your daughter came home and said,
I'm in a relationship with a mannequin.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
You'd be stoked.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
You'd be kind of stoked. What. Yeah, it'd be better
than like, you know, your daughter being with some actual dude.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
Oh really, I guess I never thought about that.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Yeah, like at least like when they're when they're like
once they hit like thirty, then they can have an
actual relationship.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Anything from can she take care of herself? Does she
have a job, that's not the only thing that happens?
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Yeah, like I saying, you know, like that home otherwise
it's a buddy of mine. Like he praised that she's
either going to be asexual celibate, or that she ends
up being a lesbian, right, that's the lesbian dream is
always a thing too, would be.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Notice, I don't think the mannequin thing would make you happy.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
No, no, straight to the nuthouse.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
But yeah, what if you he wanted to take her
to dinner and she was like, can my boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Come.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
I'm only going to go to Olive Garden if he
can come.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah, no, I guess well at home, Yeah, there'll be
way more problems than justin yah.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
Well.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Also, speaking of problems, splinters.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Oh, think of that pinching when you get yet pinched
on that joint.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
That's right, So I have good news.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
I know, you know. It was a little touchy for
a second, but the baby did come out, and Sean
announces the sex of the baby with a little self
congratulatory Joe.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Okay, so this is a guy. What a show for you?
The week he is married to a mannequin who is
in labor. Some some problems there, but it looks like
they have made their way through that and the baby
is born.
Speaker 7 (18:45):
It's three laughs. Oh wait, never mind, that's a boy.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
He's bluffs like his daddy.
Speaker 8 (18:55):
Wow, there's no design who the dad this baby is.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
He's blessed like his daddy. That's not a third Black.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Movie.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Did you steal that from? Oh no, he stole it
from the Simpsons.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
I mean, I'm sure he stole it from a thousand things.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
So damn.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
I mean, I've heard that a bunch.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
He's blessed like his daddy.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Everybody get that he wants you to know.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Sure, so, Sean, this is all a wonderful moment for
the happy couple and it should be nothing but congratulations
and happy hugs. But Sean has to then respond to
an online comment that says that the little brown, dark
brown doll that he's holding doesn't might not be his son.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
And Sean is he's very pale.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Yeah, Sean is like pink white with like kind of
gray hair.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
Yeah, he's got like a piglet kind of complexion. Yeah,
I mean he's super handsome. But yes, that's true.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
The baby, the baby is like a like shade of
like kind of a like cocoa.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
And his wife she's very fair exactly.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
So there's a question as to whether or not this
is Sean's son.
Speaker 8 (19:59):
Okay, I do not need a DNA test. I could
tell by looking at my boy that he is mine.
We are almost like twin. Emily says, is my kid,
No DNA test, need it.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Yeah, he's convinced.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
All the people are up in the comments.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Yeah, a lot of comments, a lot of respond And
speaking of.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Comments, you have people like you see him on social
media a lot they have I don't know five followers,
and they go. Everybody's asking me, like, nobody's asking you anything.
Nobody saw anything that you posted exactly, that's a class anything.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah I saw.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Uh. People are asking me.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
Yeah not, that's a classic girl things, Sammy. I'm sure
you've seen these. So everyone's asking about my skincare routine,
but nobody's asking about your path me. Yeah, yeah, how
I get my mussy bun this way? So I'm going
to show you all how I do it? Do you
have a cat name?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Everybody?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Nobody's asking you this?
Speaker 3 (20:52):
All right, what did you show? Freak of the week.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
So Sean responds to another comment, asking, frankly, if Emily
the mannequin has a choice in who she's gonna even
be with.
Speaker 8 (21:02):
I don't make Emily do anything she don't want to do.
You know what I'm saying from day one. If she
wants to leave the doors right there out of it,
you have a choice.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
I'd love to see that. If that thing starts walking,
it's a horror movie. Yeah, I will apologize.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I mean what they're saying, throw him in the gut
and get another Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
That thing starts walking, I will owe him a full apology.
Walk out of it.
Speaker 8 (21:27):
She has a choice, and anything everything she does, she
makes your own choice.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
She doesn't dress herself or you know, eat, but she
makes our own choices. Sure. And finally there's one more comment,
and this one it's like the elephant in the room.
Sean takes the public outcry that mannequins can't get pregnant.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Oh, you can't tell people.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
He takes it in stride. You know, you'd think that
he'd be really defensive, triggered by it, yep, but no.
Listen to his amazingly measured response.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Okay, that's what I thought too.
Speaker 7 (21:57):
I didn't know imagine could get pregnant she.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Had a kid.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Don'ybody know what this guy does for a living.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Likes to get money, probably on disability.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Oh yeah, I mean he's probably a retail worker.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
But you don't know, like you don't question okay, I mean,
because everyone on social media wants you to think that
that's their job. So I don't know. You know, how
he goes out into the world.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
I guess maybe because he has like, you know, access
to mannequins, so.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Probably yeah, getting a strong sears vibe.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Yeah, like he went like a close out or maybe
security or they were selling everything, including like the wire racks,
the liquidation Yeah, where they sell everything.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Hey, look, somebody needs to organize clothes of the Salvation Army.
It might just be our buddy Shot again.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Congratulations to the happy couple Shawnee and Emily. May you
live and be well, Twinters, will we.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Show freak ode the week everybody guy married to a
mannequin gets pregnant has a baby with a big winner.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Uh huh, heard it all?
Speaker 3 (23:06):
I got some more. We got some more Woodie show
coming up for you.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Next, hang on, turn that fat ass d show.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
All right, so you know how CBS and other places
have been keeping more stuff behind the locked shelves. Yeah,
oh yeah, Well, CBS is testing a new system where
you will be able to unlock those cabinets on your
own please through their app O good, but it sounds
like something that Greg would never be able to figure out.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Because you're not well.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Here you go, So, not only do you have to
have the app on your phone, you also have to
be on the stores Wi Fi and have Bluetooth turned
on so it knows what shelf you're trying to access.
But assuming you have a degree from m I two,
you know you will have to stand around and wait
for an employee to open it up for you.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Criminals don't have access to an app like they just
take the shelves down.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
They would have to put in a bunch of I
don't know how they would do this, but they would
have to put a bunch of fake information into the app.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
I'll tell you what happened is people will start having
unlocked phones like they did for TikTok, Like, hey, this
is a working phone.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Yeah, I'll open the shelves.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
Or we could just address all these damn junkies and
it wouldn't be a problem that we'd go back to
ten years ago.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
That'd be nice.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
But of course there are critics. They say this is
just a way for CBS to force more people to
get their app, which collects information, especially if you needed
to have location services turned on. CBS wants to spy
on you, They.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Want to suggest things you likes, wants to keep their
stores open. I'm like in San Francisco where they close.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Like fifteen up all right, regardless, For now, the system
is being tested out at a few stores.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Do you have any locks that you're able to use
an app for?
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Like yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, it.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Right, yeah, yep.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
So yeah, Well, Walgreens even admitted that the whole locking
everything up to you know, combat the shop, that they
just backfired.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Yeah, because nobody's buying it.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Yeah, because people just yeah, they went and started buying
things on Amazon, just haven't shipped right to the house.
The CEO says the locks have been largely ineffective. He
didn't say that they're taking him out, but he did
say they're working on other creative solutions. I guess maybe
like this CVS thing.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Well, also, I've gotten to some targets in this country
where they're not rushing to open the these cabinets.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
Twenty five minutes.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Yeah that's why. Yeah, you keep on ringing the little
button and no one's coming.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
Or we could not give a hard time to people
who are trying to fight the problem, like security guards
that stop you on the way out.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Oh he got fired.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
You can't do Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
I'm sure if like Walgreens and CBS and Target and
Walmart had to shoot to kill policy, yeah right, it
would be different. Yeah, that's what's up, you guys.
Speaker 6 (25:52):
A photo a guy who walked out of my local
Target with two pair packs of Huggies under each arm.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Yeah, and he he just sauntered out.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
The security saw him and they just walked right behind him.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
At security is not going to risk their job or
their life.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
Or some here's their job if all they're going to
do is watch the shop the way and not call
the cops. Called the cops, they don't because they don't
show up.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
That's insane.
Speaker 8 (26:15):
I've been taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Shops taking care.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Of insensitivity draining for a politically worlds. The Woody Show,
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Speaker 2 (26:53):
Oh do you hate charity?
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Yeah, Sea Bass is moving. Look here's the thing. If
you were thinking about making a charitable donation anyway to
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