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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Oh you want to play psycho? Okay?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Can I be the helpless victim?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Please don't kill me, mister ghost face.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I want to be sequel.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
This is the Woody Show. All right, We're into another
new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It
is Monday. It's February the tenth, twenty twenty five. My
name is whatdy? That is Menace? What is up? There's
Gina grat Hey, Sammy's here. We got Sea Mass on
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the scene in Philadelphia this morning after the Eagles victory
a blowout win over the Chiefs last night. We're gonna
have We'll have some more on that here in a second.
Greg Gory is out today. We told you all about
his family situation, so he's still going through that. I'm
gonna check with Greg to see what kind of an
update I can give you. I can tell you that
his brother is still with us as of right now,
(00:55):
but it is not looking good. But yeah, Greg, Greg
had a pretty tough week, so we're all we're all
thinking about Greg this morning. Uh yeah, we have a
lot to get to. Sea Bass was out in these streets,
so there was two things going on. Menace was in
New Orleans yes, and he was on the scene there.
Menace was mostly partying before the game and then Sea
(01:17):
Bass was covering like the after the game stuff. We
figured for the after the game stuff win or lose,
Philadelphia was the place to be se Yeah, for sure,
So that's that's where he was also here. I'm gonna
give you a chance because you know, Valentine's Day is
on Friday, and we have I actually have a very
special announcement. We've been working on this for a long
(01:39):
time the Woodi Show Merch store. This is a dry
run for the merch store. So well, this is like
what they call soft opening, Yeah, soft launch, a soft launch,
all right, So we have a soft launch right now.
If you go to woodieshow merch dot com. We have
a few T shirts. There is a Ladies T shirt
on there, right, and then also a couple of the hoodies.
(02:01):
But the thing that we're we're doing here is those
Woody Show butt plugs that we're giving away this week
and so a Valentine's Day Woody Show butt plug for
caller ninety eight right now, eight seven seven forty four.
What is the number, and so you'll win, but you're
gonna gift it to somebody. So you just give us
a name and then what you want the card to say.
We'll make sure it gets shipped to their house. Yeah,
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and imagine the surprise on their face when all of
a sudden they open up this gift or this package
they weren't expecting and there's a Woody Show butt plug
in there and a good idea by Gina grad as
we were discussing this. It has the Woody Show logo
on the you know, the base of the plug, right,
and it says go all in.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yeah, perfect, you know it's a perfect marriage.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Now, there's only sixty nine of these things that are
being sold on the merch store Woodi Show merch dot Com.
Once those are gone, they're gone. We only had a
limited number of those. Just the heads up.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
If you go to Wordies Show Merch dot com, it's
gonna go directly to the butt plug, so it will
pop up right on.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
It's the top item right now. And then, as we're
going to see how all this stuff goes today, this
way you can work out any kinks if there are any.
I'm not sure there will be. I think there's a
lot of work that went into this but plug. You
can buy those limited editions, only sixty nine of those,
and then anyway over the next week or two we'll
have like a full launch with a ton of different
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a lot of those items that you guys had recommended.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
The only issue that I could probably see ahead of
time is you know when you're doing a new launch
of a website that all the browsers might not work correctly.
So if it doesn't load correctly on your browser, if
you go to Woody show Merch dot com, just use
a different one.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yeah, don't worry.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, wood you show merch dot com. What do you
show butt plugs? Only sixty nine of those? Well they
last get them for your Valentine. But right now we're
looking for caller ninety eight at eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
and you will be a winner. You'll win one of
these Woody show butt plugs and we'll just hear who
it's for.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
They're very special.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah, they're nice, and they're very easily washed. They're like
one of those metal joints.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
You know, steinless steel.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah. All the Eagles crushed the Chiefs last night. Final
score was forty to twenty two, but it felt like
a blowout from the very beginning. The Eagles even did
the gatorage shower with three minutes left to go in
the game, which they say that might have been a
record for the earliest coach bath.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
And it was the lemon lime flavor, so that if
you bet on yellow green.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yeah, it was like neon, you were the winner.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Jalen Hurts, the MVP, threw for two hundred and twenty
one yards two touchdowns, also ran for a touchdown. Mahomes,
beat up most arguably the worst game of his NFL career,
actually ended up with more passing yards than Jalen Hurts.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
It would have been great if he showed up ended.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
With two hundred and fifty seven passing yards and three touchdowns.
Pretty much all that was in garbage time. And I
don't blame Mahomes on that.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
I just blame the fact that, Yeah, they couldn't stop
the offensive line.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Man could not handle. He had no defensive line of
the Eagles. Did you do anything? No time, those guys
were pumped up and they were after Mahomes. Yeah, they
were just punching them into the ground. After the game,
while Terry Bradshaw was interviewing Eagles coach Nick Sirianni Nick
dropped an S bomb on Live TV guys while talking
about Kellen Moore, the offensive coordinator, who, by the way,
(05:06):
the New York Saints, I guess are going to finalize
a deal with him today to make him their next
head coach. But yeah, here's I have a I have
a little clip of that last. I mean, like everybody's
very excited and nobody nobody really cares anyway, Like who cares?
Somebody said the S word. I mean, come on, that's
a team. That's a team, and the greatest team sport.
And your coordinators.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
I saw both offensive and defensive fan Joe and then
Kellen Moore.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
We're outstanding today. Yeah, you know, let's run the big
let's run back, Let's run this. Yeah, graduate coach, thank
you graduate. Yeah, the world I know, and we all
woke up today. Kendrick mar did perform not like US
Time show and he shout it out Drake. Yeah, he said, hey,
(05:52):
say Drake, I hear you like him young. He also
had Serena Willms, which I didn't pick up that that
Serena Williams. I did, right, she was one of the dancers.
She also didn't know, but she's one of Drake's exes,
and oh yeah, so much on Drake. There's so many
different underlying things that were lawsuits. Yeah. Uh, Taylor Swift
(06:18):
got booed. Yeah, she got booed pretty good. And then
they showed Trump on the screen during the national anthem,
and if everything I would have thought that Trump would
have gotten booed Taylor Swift because you know, even if
you would have heard it, but it was.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Like, didn't you get a standing out?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Well, they were doing the national anthem, but then here
they showed Trump. Cars did not sound like that at all,
which was surprising. So, I mean, I thought the Super
Bowl was hella boring? What did you think, Sea Bass?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I thought it was super fun from my perspective because
that was.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Just being on the street. But you know, as a game,
I mean I think you're the you're the other person
who's probably the biggest sports fan.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Oh yeah, no, yeah, from a from a absolutely from
a gameplay watch at home standpoint, absolutely boring.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Unless you are an Eagles fan.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
It was you know, I'm sure misery for people, yeah
from Yas City, but yeah, out on the streets, it
was perfect because it was people started celebrating early. There
was no waiting. People had handles of vodka and were
just drinking straight from them outside of a city hall
on Broad Street, and not just like one or two
like every other person because at least where I am
(07:32):
in in the middle of the center city Philly, all
the business is closed except for some of the bars.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I saw the Amazon Fresh stores getting bored because that
was a win lose situation. Yeah, there were.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Three cops in front of these seven eleven like seven
eleven's never closed. Yeah, they did, wow because they know
because they know that if people get in that.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Door, it's going to be a free for all.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Ye.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
In fact, I found a little bodega that I got
some snacks at and they had a little German shepherd
just wandering the aisles and the big dog you watch
out and it was one in, one out sort of things.
So yeah, from my perspective, it was super fun, but yeah, boring.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
It's got to be one of the worst Super Bowls
in history, Like top to bottom, the game was boring,
the commercials were boring. Really, Kendrick was cool, but I
wouldn't say great. It just felt like nobody cared about
this one before it even started. Yeah, I think God
saw the bar fest coming.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Honestly, But I I enjoyed the Eagles dominating though, like
I thought it was just I thought it was entertaining
because how crazy it was that they were just unsoppable
over the Chiefs. I didn't find it boring. I'm like,
I was shocked. Iah.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Yeah, man, it's like if you hated Taylor Swift, if
you're done with the Kelsees or whatever, Uh, this is
your game because you could just say, yeah, it suck,
he sucks for you, sucks for you, blah blah blah.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
I was just so shocked on how they just like
gave Mahomes like no time to throw the ball and
he was just on the ground constantly.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
And estimated twenty two point six million workers already planned
to call to work today. Another twelve point nine million
employees said they planned to go in late today. And
this is why people keep talking about just making the
Super Bowl Monday an actual holiday. But they say the
NFL could just end that debate because they could push
the super Bowl back one week because next Monday is
President's Day, that's already a national holiday, and they want
(09:18):
to extend the season anyways. But yeah, I was gonna
say because that plays into it. The super Bowl schedule
set for the next two years, but there is a
possibility that they're going to add an eighteenth regular season game.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
But they would also add another bye week at that point,
so that's two weeks.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, but they say, if that's the but they can
also start things one week earlier, so the postseason could
get pushed by one week, and they can if they're gonna,
if they're gonna, if they're gonna manipulate the schedule and
add an eighteenth like, they could do it where that
would be what what people want. Nothing's official yet. The
players even by the way, says no one wants to
add another game to the season, but I mean money
(09:53):
talks and a lot of analysts expect that to happen
at some point. So so going back to the commercials
real quick.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
You didn't like any of the commercial dude, I love
the mount commercial, the Seal.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Seal disturbing, that monkey baby.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
The most disturbing one was that stupid one for to
be the guy who had the head shape like a
cowboy hat head. That gross. Yeah, I mean there, And
here's the thing, I on purpose didn't watch the commercials
ahead of time sho anytime they said, oh, check out
this preview of what I did not click on it.
I didn't watch it because I felt like over the
(10:30):
past handful of years that that's been missing, like that
whole element of surprise, like Okay, the first time you're
seeing it, that's funny. Like I didn't think the commercials
were any better or worse than any other week of football,
but the entire the entire them, they were very star studded.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
I mean, yeah, I love that the Matthew McConaughey one,
the one that they had released early was kind of
the fake out, and then they had this whole sort
of trier one.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I kind of feel like the Super Bowl in general
maybe has jumped the shark, like just just the whole
hype around it, and then all also because I guess
maybe because I didn't really feel because you're that's most people.
My team's not in it most here, But I'm saying,
you know, you see what I'm saying, Like it's just
the casual talk about it was like they hate the Chiefs,
(11:15):
and anybody outside of Philly didn't really care about the
Eagles other than they wanted them maybe to beat the
Chiefs because they hate the Chiefs, the fatigue of the team. Yeah.
But what I'm saying so just in general, it feels
like maybe the Super Bowl, especially because that commercial element
is gone, like the commercials have not been great for
the past handful of years overall. I mean, you can
read a bunch of stuff about like the favorability or
(11:37):
the passion behind like how much people. Oh my god,
it's become it's they've almost just made it so it's
a non event, Like the commercial part is a non event.
They did it to themselves compared to what it used
to be. Right, Yeah, So I mean I'm not saying
that's the way. It feels that way, whether I'm right
or wrong, it's I'm saying it just feels that way.
But congratulations to the Eagles and the Eagles fans. Yeah,
(11:58):
the Chiefs. I mean, how pissed can you be? Oh god, yeah,
you've been to a ton of Super Bowls? Yeah, you
almost three petd.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
At one point it was twenty seven nothing.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Did you see the photo that I posted, Because people
are selling three peate shirts already all right around the
stadium and I posted I go flat fail.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Well that's what my mom says.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
My mom says, oh, do I send you a shirt?
I'm like, if you can get it from Ethiopia first,
because those are they're.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
All going in third world countries. Well, the official shirts are.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Yeah, this has to be satisfying for Patriots fans too,
because that was the whole conversation. Well, once Mahomes gets
this one, then it's him and Brady.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Maybe he's the best ever.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Yeah, that's kind of sea back.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Did you see your boy Sean McVay broadcasting? Dude, he
did a really good job. Man, he's been bulding.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
That guy's built.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah, he's been doing he's been on NBC all season. Yeah,
he's ready.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
But no, he's built for the media for sure.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
That was the whole that was a conversation a year
or two ago, is that he doesn't need a coach anymore.
He's always he's already got his championship on their mind.
I'm right up into the sunset.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
What the hell I'm thinking of Sean Payton?
Speaker 5 (12:58):
No, I think, Yeah, he's like, I go, is he
already a broadcaster?
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Now? Did he give up coaching because he was great?
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
He was so good? Yeah, because Sean Paynon when he
left the the Saints, he went to NBC and he
was doing that for part of the Sunday night football
coverage for a while. Now, of course he's in Denver
coaching the Broncos. But yeah, Sean Payne the coach for
the Rams.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Yeah, but uh no, Sean mcvash.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Jesus, he's all.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Confused by wife's still super hot.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah, Steve has been on the ground floor where Sean.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Is still super hot.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
That's.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Oh, he's built for Sammy too, because he's kind of short,
and oh, I love is he rat faced?
Speaker 8 (13:44):
I have to look at he's so attractive and he's
he was very young. He was like one of the
youngest NFL coach when he stepped in.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Yeah, yeah, backed up another chick.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
But then you could cheap with him.
Speaker 8 (13:56):
And I know, but I remember watching that and being like,
he's thirty two years old and play the Patriots in
the Super Bowl, Like I'm a failure in life.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I put a poll up on our Instagram story about
the Super Bowl thing just to see, you know, like
I said, maybe maybe I'm wrong agree or disagree about
being one of the worst Super Bowls. And so far
the vote is sixty seven percent. Agree yeah, and then
you know, thirty three percent said disagree. Yeah, let us
know on our Instagram at the Woody Show. All right,
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here we go. We asked for caller ninety eight. We
have somebody here on the line. Let's see. Let's talk
to Raymond. Hey, good morning, Raymond. How are you say?
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Good morning?
Speaker 6 (14:38):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Woody Show?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
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(14:59):
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Speaker 6 (15:05):
You need.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
First initial perfect an. I think I think that was
probably the only one to call in.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Because I got a ring.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Oh no, every every dude, like I saw I saw
Morgan going through the phones like crazy, Yeah, we're poking you.
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Speaker 3 (15:37):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Oh damn, that's that's good.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah, a whole paragraph here, like we're just talking, like
you see the flowers like a little maybe just enjoy.
That's it. Something enjoys enjoy or something we're gonna that's
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this week and then we're gonna come back and Sea
Bas is gonna run through some of this audio that
he got fun.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Yeah, Phillies fans did not disappoint Phelix. Excuse me, Philadelphia
fans did not disappoint.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
On the streets of Philadelphia post Super Bowl with Sea
Bass last night. We'll have that audio coming up for
you next. You hear that Chris Brown is selling his
pit bulls he is, Yeah, he doesn't want to live
with something that can fight back. The Woody Show will
be right back this is the WOODI Show.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
All right.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
So Sea Bass had Philadelphia covered, Menace had New Orleans covered.
Oh yeah, a lot of stuff leading up to the
game for Menace. Fun. One of our listeners in New
Orleans gave us a gift. Yeah, Martin Cup custom Marty
Grath Cups got pictures on it. Beautiful every Mark Room.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
Ye show.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
It's very sparkly. Samuary wants I want.
Speaker 8 (17:28):
It, says the show on it in like Crystal Yeah, beautiful.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
H Yeah you can have yes. Shout out to you,
Roseanne Mars. All right, take you, Roseanne. Appreciate everybody listening
there on all ninety two to three in New Orleans. Uh,
so to Philadelphia where Sea Bass is. And yeah, so
were you out in the street like while the game
was going on or you can wait un till afterwards?
Speaker 3 (17:53):
No, no, no, because yeah, things started filling in thanks
to the blowout that was that was developing well, you know,
like the third and fourth quarters. People were kind of
getting out on Broad Street in near City Hall.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
And yeah there were everybody had liquor bottles because they're
not there are bars around, but they were all packed
the gills as you might imagine. So everyone's you know,
and for folks who don't under know, maybe you live
in Las Vegas or New Orleans. Uh, Philadelphia not an
open container city. But nobody cared.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
We didn't you say something though, like uh, like everywhere
you went, like people were playing blow the Whistle by
too Short.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Yeah, that is most certainly the Eagles anthem, at least
for the past year or two. And then he texted,
I can't figure out why because too short.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
It's not a Philly rapper.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
A guy whistle.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
But yeah, everyone had little green whistles because I'd hear
the whistle. Look, cops want, cops want me to do something.
Oh no, no, it's just people whistling. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I've tried to figure out that connection as well. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I think it's just a catching too, like like certain
college teams have like the Killers as their anthem. Yeah,
and it has nothing to do with whatever the help
state or whoever it is. Yeah, they're just like, oh,
that's a fun tune. Let's take it all right, cool?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Yeah all right. So yeah, if you're not familiar, just
in Gage, this is too short blow the whistle. You've
probably heard this song, you know, open the Clerba Yeah, Yeah,
I gotta say it like short, play out the big dove,
stay whisky. That's uh, that's too short. Blow the whist,
(19:27):
all right, So that's going on. People are pouring into
the streets.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
And our first guy here that was out there, he
was not only pouring into the streets, he was smoking.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
In the streets.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
There were numerous guys I saw they they were they
were hand rolling joints here in in downtown Philly, and
they called it they were smoking. Patrick mahomes And that's
what Mer is gonna tell us more about. All right, Mer,
what are you smoking?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I'm smoking? Patrick ma.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Got a smoking marijuana. Patrick mahomes make you feel Patrick
mahomes Hi made me feel like Taylor her is the
best to being of most Enough, Why does Saquon do
so much better in Philly as opposed to New York?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Because New York as now got Philly week down?
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Here were in the two on five We have brust
you right now? Ahay?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Is that grinding me as Philly way outside?
Speaker 6 (20:20):
God?
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Yes, So if if you're curious, if catch me outside
is still a big thing or we outside are still
a big thing?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Yes it is?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, Okay, we outside son.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
All right, why did you better here than New York?
Speaker 7 (20:32):
Because they asked.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
They asked because the people of New York, people at
the game rep in Philly.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Oh no, kid, Wally there. Their team suck this year
and have for quite some time. So I'm not surprised
there's not some bandwagon There are aren't some bandwagen jumpers
for sure.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Uh So talking to Mirror here, who is outside?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
He's outside?
Speaker 2 (20:54):
More about Saquon Alright.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Taylor Carden.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Rules. Let's say hypothetically, let's say Suon came to you
and said, hey, man, would you touch it?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Put my hands all over that thing? Like did he
deal with the.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Being a fan?
Speaker 9 (21:16):
That's hold up, somebody got a massagine when he got
there putting.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
The team on his bike, right, I love him?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Drrors all in, it's not game for your citycific duty. Yeah,
it's called support.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
To see an ass out in the streets of Philly.
Super Bowl was man, that had be Do you see
noybody climbing poles?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yeah? There were there were only a few of those.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
And actually I asked a lot of people about climbing
the poles, uh, and a lot of folks said they
would not on account of the death that happened.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
If you because after the NFC Championship game, there was
like a I think it was a temple student.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Right, yeah right, and they so that that news did
get around and a lot of people took that even
though there are a pole climbers, but not like you
would see normally that.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Sounds were as willing to climb another pole.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Yeah what there was Shockingly there were people out there
with their pit bulls in the middle of the street.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Again, hundreds of thousands of people.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Fireworks going off almost non stop, and let's bring the
dogs out it, you know, one am right?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
You go for a walk exactly, little jugan.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
So this is Kathy, her dog and her her dog's daddy,
who doesn't want to give me his name. Shut him out,
Shut him out? Your name, sir, smoked, my name Molly's dad.
Molly is our young friend. Here she a pit bull.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
No, she's a boxer bit mix o.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
S How do you all meet? Are you you guys?
Boyfriend girlfriend?
Speaker 6 (22:44):
You're like, yes, how we met? We met on a
swinger's website.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
Oh wow, sweet people.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
And they have a bad I texted you guys, there
are photos you didn't take a quick look.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Okay, a lady.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Yeah, Molly or the woman or the dog?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Sorry, yeah, Kathy, Kathy.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Well, you know, Molly's a cute little dude, and she's
a little.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
White pitt jersey.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Oh it looks like green streaks in her hair. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
The dog looks like it's in a happy position. Oh wait,
it looks like it's barking at people.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
It was kisses.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Yeah, it's funny because Molly's daddy. Again, I think he
might have warrants or something, which is why he's not
giving me his name. He was explaining to me that no, no, no, no,
no no, Molly loves being outside amongst absolute chaos.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Oh okay, okay, what's the swinger scene.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Like in Phila.
Speaker 6 (23:36):
I mean there's a few clubs, and well, I would
go on a website first, like one of the website
to meet people, but like there's pleasure, Hudden, But if
you're just getting into it, I wouldn't go to a
club right away.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
And Molly, Molly, right, Molly, she's two years old, he said,
like I'm like most dogs. She likes fireworks. She she
loves it, she was, she was she wants to go
towards the fireworks.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
She whards at fire like us.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yeah, yeah, no, she wants to go chew on the firework,
and anyone.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Wondering this woman looks exactly like she sounds.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Yeah, and like all heroes, the dog runs toward fire.
It's like there's a slight age difference between this couple.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Because yeah, he's kind of you know, he's not well
put together, but he's got at least a dyed beard,
and she's got that truck stop.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Look to her. All right, So Sea Bass out last
night with the people in Philly after the Eagles Super
Bowl win. Who's next?
Speaker 3 (24:30):
So I thought I met the mayor of Philadelphia. Now
a lot of folks think that's Shryll Parker. No, no, no,
it's our next lady here. This is Lena, and she's
gonna give it not only to me, but to the
whole city of Kansas.
Speaker 6 (24:42):
City and the jeez and doll bards drinking Lena, I'm
drinking marry light all day long?
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Baby?
Speaker 7 (24:51):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (24:53):
What part of your body can Chiefs fans suck my leven?
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Okay, he's got one killing it.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
And also this is not a person, Yeah, yeah, for sure,
exactly all right?
Speaker 3 (25:08):
So I talked to Lena more about uh that part
of her body. And I also one thing I wondered,
because the streets were packed well past three am.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Where are these people going for work tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (25:19):
My left ass not.
Speaker 7 (25:21):
It's huge to you, Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
My left an's not.
Speaker 9 (25:25):
In twenty eighteen, I was up in North Philly watching
the Phillies beat the ass out of Tom Brady and
guess what, we did it again?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
We are you gonna be for the parade?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
I'm gonna skip my nine am call and come right
down to.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Broad Street all for what? What sort of job you do?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
I work in pharma and they'll live without me for
one deck.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
That's a fedel up in here.
Speaker 7 (25:46):
They didn't need a fannel to smoke the cheese.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
I'll tell you them.
Speaker 7 (25:49):
I go if I would again.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
That's the mayor Philly for Sure's next.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
This is a j and uh and swigs out of
a plastic bottle of vodka.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Hey, what are you up to?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
I'm drinking out of that pop out vodka?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Baby?
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Whoa sign?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
You'd like to to be?
Speaker 3 (26:18):
That?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Go birds, baby, go bird?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
So that popap vodka?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
What does it taste like? Hand sanitizer. I'm being honest.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Yeah, that's high school drinking.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Yeah, yeah, you know what, it's a celebratory sale, celebration
now yeh situation, you just go with whatever.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Yeah that, plus you're gonna drop your bottle, so you
don't want to smash.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
On the crut. You want to keep your city clean? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Yeah, and again I asked aj the man drinking a
straight from a plastic bottle as if he's fourteen years old,
where he's going to work today?
Speaker 6 (26:53):
Actually, hand sana sizer, if I'm being honest, is horrible.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
It's a plastic bottle vodka, Yeah, there is.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
It's a twelve dollars You need it bad, my hogs.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
We want what hospital you going to work out tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
The hospital? Shout out Cruiser, That's where I was born.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
Go yeah, I don't think he got the joke. No
he didn't, so far gone for Yeah, that cheap vodka
in a plastic bottle. It tastes like hairspray, like onquitnet.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
It'll get your wrecked dog. God, it was so bad.
Oh yeah, you know, what are you smoking? I'm smoking? Patrick, Ma,
what do you do? Well? It's a big party in Philadelphia.
After the Eagles beat the Chiefs, spank the Chiefs bad
stand on the Super Bowl. It was a blowout from
(27:48):
the very beginning. But uh yeah, final score forty to
twenty two. A lot of those points for Kansas City,
all garbage time, very but uh yeah, Jalen Hurts was
the MVP. But I'll tell you what. They are out
in these streets and the party is popping Sea Bass
in Philadelphia this morning, and uh, we've been playing back
(28:10):
some of the audio from some of the people that
he's been uh you know, partying with all Yeah, and
who's this last person? Sea Bass?
Speaker 3 (28:17):
This is Julia and caught her shotgunning a beer. But
I don't think I got her at the beginning of
her celebration. And you can kind of hear by her voice, Celia,
what did you just do to that beer?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Can Hi tore it up?
Speaker 6 (28:30):
Like ja?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Shotgun a beer?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Julia? I gotta ask you.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Patrick Mahomes is friends with Taylor Swift Dallas Swift.
Speaker 7 (28:46):
Birthday.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Say cards your voice. Wow, she's struggling. He's the way
she could speak this morning. Oh about it all.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
By the way, happy happy for that. Cooper deg too,
he had agreed. Yeah, he looks like a legal twelve
year old.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
But I was gonna say, dude, so that was it
was his birthday yesterday he turned just turned twenty two
and had a pig six in the Super Bowl. Wow,
I mean what a birthday? Get what? That's gonna be
an amazing major play of the game. That's gonna be
an amazing thing to be twenty two and you're in
the Super Bowl and you made a huge play.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
You're gonna beat that?
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yeah? Crazy everything his.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
First pube as well, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Yeah, but anyway, he crushed it. All right, So back
to Julia, I don't know, do you have anything more
on Julian Evans?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Go ahead.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Some people say that Philly fans are scumbags.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
What do you say to that?
Speaker 9 (29:38):
No, Philly fans are the real fans and not but
it comes to Philadelphia. Yeah, we're crazy, but we really
make sure that everyone around us is safe, that we're
celebrating the win of us.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
So like, if someone shoot a gun of the air,
what do you do you obviously, dug, how'd you lose
your voice?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Cheering for the Phillies? Oh, cheering for the Phillies. Yea
For a while.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Mistakes.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
If you if you had a power rank top three
craziest fans, I would say Philly number one. Two would
be I would say the Bills fans, and then three
maybe Raiders. Raiders fans are all talk oh yeah, yeah,
wild and crazy. Now I think that that was something
that was maybe earned long ago. But I think those
dudes are gone.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
No, I as someone who's been to a Raiders game
this season, Yeah, I think the Oakland Raiders, the.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
You know, the black whatever the hell, black pit, whatever
the help, black hole.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Yes, back the eighties and nineties, but nowadays, it's just
it's too corporates.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Too fancy. Now there's still a black hole.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
You still have Raider hobby in there.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
You know, I get I I was there, I saw it.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
It wasn't scary.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yeah, who would be number three? It's fun, it's just fun.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Well, you know, Boston fans typically are way up there.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Yeah, yeah, that whole that whole part of the country. Yeah,
the northeast.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Yeah, they got a drink all winter.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Yeah, of course, gotta stay warm. Well, Sea Bass, nice work.
I'm sure you're very sleepy. We outside, yeah, but yeah, we.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
All sign The translator of the English alphabet is what menace?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
This could be the easiest question you've ever had. Super
smart is not important to me.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
The translator of the English alphabet is what you value
in that.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Worry? Would he show? All right? It's a Monday morning,
the morning after the Super Bowl, February the tenth, twenty
twenty five. I'm whatddy, that's menace? What's up? Gina grad
is here? We got Sammy Hello, we got Sea Bass
who's in Philly this morning checking in. And he had
all that audio from the streets of Philadelphia last night
(31:52):
with their partying Eagles super Bowl win super Bowl fifty nine.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
They call it the Sea Bass bump.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Wherever he shows up, that's the Sea Bass bumpy. He's
on the ground floor. Yeah, Greg is not in this morning.
I to say not with us, but yeah, Greg, Greg
is alive, but he is not in with us this morning.
He's with that family emergency brothers in really bad shape.
But his brothers, his brother is still with us last
(32:21):
as of last check. So well, we'll keep you updated
as much as we can, as much as Greg would
you know allow, just out of respect for Greg, but
we do. We do miss having them around this morning.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Woody, you
can hit us up with a text over to two
to nine eighty seven Jeers weekend, Cheers and jeers. Now
(32:42):
menace will start with you.
Speaker 5 (32:43):
You were in New Orleans, Yes, I was, and so
many things happen, So I'm just gonna run through it
real quier. But I land immediately, I'm going on my
way to a party, and my friends go, hey, part
of our friend group, just FYI, Joey Shafts not competitive
eat be coming with us.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Serious.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
So we meet him in the lobby of the hotel
and we have to walk a couple of blocks and
then so I'm like just chopping up with Joey like
the whole time.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Like, Joey, so you can tell me how how you prepared.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
He's like, tell me, like how he does test runs
for competitions, and I know that he just recently did
a bagel eating contest and every time, yeah, and he
was just talking about the type of bagels and then
you know the density of the bagels and how many
he had to eat before, you know, to train.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Did he get to pick the flavor?
Speaker 3 (33:30):
No?
Speaker 1 (33:31):
No, no, But and then we we walked on over.
Speaker 5 (33:34):
We went to the the Madden e a, you know
Madden the video game party, and Shaboozie was there, Jolly
Roll was there. It was such a good show, very
intimate show. And I got to meet the Bella twins
who are WWE wrestlers, and they were very nice, really cool.
And then uh so I ended up just going to
(33:55):
bed early because I've been up all day. Very next day,
I do that listener event with a TC out Televisions
and y all met up a bunch of listeners came out,
very very nice people. I did shout out Rosanna Marx
who she is the one that gave us that Mary
Grock cup.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
That was awesome.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
And then Jerome Bettis was there and he was hanging
out with us, taking pictures with the listeners and it
was such a good time. So I had to take
a little bit of a break. And then that night
I went to Bert Kreischer's party and I'm telling you,
it was lit.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
It was so good.
Speaker 5 (34:33):
It was like Nicki Glazer, Oh dude, let me tell you,
I have the full lineup of the people that are
be there. It was like you said, Nicki Glazer, Tony Hitchcliff,
Shane Gillis popped on and Adam Ray as doctor.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Docil so good. But in the house was.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
Guy Fieri, Cam Hayward, Adam Devine, Brianna chicken Fry, Grays, O'Malley,
Miles Teller, Josh Richards, Tyreek Hill, and Sammy's boyfriend Julian Edelman.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Jealous right, And it was such a great night.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
Tyreek Hill gets on stage and he does like this
slap competition thing with slapping the hands on like how
quick it can be with Bert and it was so
much fun. And then Tyreek went on stage for like
ten minutes where Adam Ray was just like as doctor
Phil like kind of just ripping them and pretending like,
oh these are emails from kids like how big was
your wiener in the morning, and like so many funny
(35:33):
and cool things. It was such an awesome time. And
you know, Bert has those legendary after parties, so all
these people, Oh I didn't even did I mention? Guy
Ferry was there too, you did? Okay, All these people
were all in the same room and I got to
talk to everybody and it was it was so much fun.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
That's cool.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
Now I did mention Brianna chick Fry and Grace O'Malley.
If people follow who those people are, they're from Barstool
Sports and they're kind of going through a riff right now.
They were not hanging out with each other, but okay,
I but yeah, getting to talk to you guy, fiery,
and it was it was so much fun.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Weekend cheers and jeers Gina grad Well the cheers is
it was.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
It was very unnerving, but I ended up loving it.
I took a quick nap on Fridays. I'm just gonna
close my eyes for a second. Woke up five hours later.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Nic.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Wow, it was amazing.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
But I was so confused. I didn't know what day
it was. I didn't know where anyone was. I was
so out of it. But then I got a text
from my husband saying, Hey, me and the kid are
going to dinner. Come meet us. I'm like, that was
my day. I slept the whole day and I'm going
to deny amazing.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Yeah, it's really fun. Jeers.
Speaker 4 (36:43):
It just cheers to my poor Kansas Citians.
Speaker 6 (36:46):
This is what.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
I'm from. Caved I know, but here's's hear me out.
Speaker 4 (36:52):
It was such a massive humiliation. It was such an embarrassment.
You can't say it doesn't have that much going on.
They love their teams. What are they going to talk
about today? Then no one's going to look each other
in the eye.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
It's sad. Look, I understand anytime your team loses, but
how many times you've been to the super Bowl. They
won the last two, So even with a massive disappointment,
the scales are very much still tipped into true but
the positive.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
But remember I texted you during the playoffs to say
how bad I felt for the other team. I wist
start crying.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
So think about what my team.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
So Gina just mentioned like, oh, you know, they don't
have much And Tony Hitchcliffe had a joke on stage
kind of went like, well, if you live in Kansas City,
it just means you settled in life.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
It's a great place, good food, but we just don't know.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yeah, that's pretty much what you were saying. Sea Bass
Weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 6 (37:50):
All right.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
I don't say this mildly, but the cheers is not
just for the whole city of Philadelphia, but for the
literal best street party I've ever been to in my
entire life. Yeah, that's that's coming from a guy who
goes through these things for a living and a guy
who was at the Menace be jealous.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
I was at the very last Freaknick ever. Look it up, kids,
it was in the nineties.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
All your kids about it, right.
Speaker 6 (38:16):
You know?
Speaker 3 (38:16):
Santa con in New York, obviously Vegas. Marty Garras New
Orleans said, I've been to the Fulshomme Street, Ferrius in Francisco.
I've been to all of these, the gathering of the Jugglos.
This just the way that because I was on Broad
Street before, like I said, before the final whistle was
blown and it wasn't that packed. But after the Eagles won,
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everyone knows where to go. It's a literal public safety hazard.
I showed, I said, I shared a text. We got
an emergency alert from the Philly Police telling us to
disperse because it got so damn packed and just everyone
the street, you know, people showing off on their cars.
I sent Menace a video of a girl on the
hood of like an escalade towerking people showing dollar bills
(39:00):
at her. Every other they they they they took the
you know, they parked like a trash truck and salt
trucks to block the streets for safety. People are climbing
all over those they're spray go out birds on there
on the side. It was an absolute nuts, like absolute
nuts street show, but in a good way, like nobody
(39:20):
was fighting really a hip The hippies were even out
selling nitrous balloons. Everyone had, you know, bottles of liquor.
It was absolute pandemonium in the best way that literally
I've ever seen in in you know, my career of
doing this.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Well, they know how to party, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
But by the way, all at below freezing temperatures too, yeah,
and then that's working video.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
By the ways, on our TikTok at the Woody sholl
and what about the what about your jeers?
Speaker 3 (39:48):
You know, I'm gonna go back to talking about the
blow of the whistle as the Eagles theme song. Some
folks are pointing out on the text that they that
again too short is a San Francisco Bay Area rapper. Uh,
the Raiders have claimed the theme song. Now, you might
argue the Raiders have sucked recently so they lost it.
But in general, guys, you have plenty of good musicians
and rappers from Philly. What I take from I don't know,
(40:12):
I don't know. But every car you know in the
streets was blurring blow the whistle all night long. So guys,
it's not your song.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
You don't get to grab it, all.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Right, Sammy weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 8 (40:25):
My cheers is to a new like breakfast coffee stand
right by where I live.
Speaker 4 (40:32):
I went there for the first time.
Speaker 8 (40:33):
Coffee terrific, but their breakfast burrito delicious, and it's exactly what.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
I like because there's not too much crap in it.
It's just you know, potatoes, egg cheese. They give you
some hot sauce.
Speaker 8 (40:43):
It's amazing.
Speaker 7 (40:43):
In steak, it was great, so good.
Speaker 4 (40:46):
It's so good.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Cheers to that because I can just walk there.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
It's right on the corner.
Speaker 6 (40:50):
I love it.
Speaker 8 (40:51):
My jeers is to all the guys who are shopping
on Sunday who apparently had never been in a grocery
store before. They it clearly was Super Bowl Sunday, and
they had no clue what they were doing. They were
just kind of standing around in the way, not noticing
anyone around them, and a lot of them were with
girlfriends or wives while they were picking up the stuff
to go to whatever party they were going to. Well,
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they just stood there in the way, blocking everything.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
So cheers to that that's why you just send your
lady am I right, yeah, in the car the car.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
You don't belong there.
Speaker 8 (41:23):
You don't know what you're doing, you don't know where
anything is.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
You're in the way. My cheers to friendship. Had a
dinner on Saturday night with the two other couples that
my wife and I go to Mexico with every year.
So that was fun, Like we try to get together,
you know, collectively, like as a group during the year.
So we went to a like a really great steakhouse
and had an awesome meal and some drinks. That was awesome.
And then my jeers was how this American Airlines flight
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out of Austin got delayed because there was some suspicious
activity on the plane quote regarding the name of a
Wi Fi hotspot. Oh no, So the pilot comes on
announces that somebody renamed their hot spot there is a
bomb on the flight, idiot, And so Austin police they
come on board, they get on the PA they're like, hey, guys,
(42:09):
this isn't funny. Quote. If this is a joke, please
raise your hand now, because we can deal with the
practical joke differently than if we have to do a
full blown investigation of what's going on here, so of
course nobody owns up to it. Everybody off the plane.
Every passenger had to show they're hot spot to officers.
All the bags were taken off, the plane searched, all
(42:31):
the passengers re screened, the plane swept top to bottom,
tip the tail for explosives, and by the time it
was all said and done, someone's cute joke was a
five hour delay. I would be So, that's my gears,
just pranking idiots, idiots, idiots, idiots. There's my jeers. Would
(42:53):
you be, Oh, I'd apoplectic. God, Well, there's your cheers
and jeers. I hope you had a great weekend. Everybody
so much fun. Take a quick break. We got some
of the trending news headlines that's coming up for you
next here on the Woodie Show. I think what you're
talking about that sensation. I don't think the diaper makes
it so that you want to pee. I think I
think there may be some kind of effect where you
(43:14):
know you've gone. I can feel the warmth kind of
like heading down toward my testla to do. This is
the best fry I've ever had. We have the Mars
Rover but we don't have to get draws. Yeah, it's realistic.
Speaker 6 (43:25):
You can.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
I would love to do that too. The Woodie Show,