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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The show. I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
No one knows what it means, but it's per fucko.
People go man, we are into another new hour get
in sensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's Tuesday morning.
It's February the eleventh, twenty twenty five. I'm Woodie. That's minute.
What's up you got Gina gran Sea. Bass is not
(00:26):
in this morning because he's traveling back. Okay, but if
you want to see the video from yesterday where he
was on the streets of Philadelphia in the hours after
the super Bowl, we have that video for you. It's
on our YouTube page YouTube dot com Slash the Woody Show.
It's also on our Instagram. We have links everywhere.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Also, I put up a seven second clip on our
TikTok of the woman's working on top of a car.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
It's already doing very well. Oh wow, I don't see that. I
don't have TikTok. I can't get it, you know.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, I can't download it, download it.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, dude. That's the one thing, like with all the
other platforms, like if somebody sends you a link for
Instagram or for Twitter, whatever, even Facebook, like you just
click it. Even if I don't have an account, I
can still see what it is. I can't see it
maybe a lot of the comments or whatever the ascar
to log into that. But on TikTok, whenever somebody says
(01:20):
it always was opening the app and I go no,
because I don't have them this even before they made it,
so you can't get yeah. So I'm like, it's a TikTok, dude,
can't see.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
It, yelp, you have to screen record it.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Next to me. Instagram is kind of the same way though.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
But I, like, my mother does not have Instagram, and
I'll send her links to an Instagram thing that I
think she might be interested in.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
No problem, open it up. You kind of have to
do it in like a special way. You know how
to do it right, But like she didn't do it
in a special way. I clicked share on the post
and I yeah, But next to her, if she went
to like Instagram, dot com slash, let's say the Woody
Show and you send it to her, she wouldn't be
able to watch it. You have to like literally have
to be signed in, get the right link, and then
send it to her, which you're doing correctly.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Either way, it's happening.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
When I'm on Instagram and it says, oh, do you
want to share this? I go yep, and I do
the text. Yeah, okay, that's that's I don't know what
you're talking about. I'm just talking about it. Way to
the what went to the website and they tried to
share with people other people wouldn't be able to watch. Yeah, yeah,
that's all right. As long as mom got it. She
can see like some crazy puzzle hack. Yeah, stuff, that's
(02:24):
the stuff, you know, that's what that's what my mom's in.
She loves this. Uh, she's she's back in the puzzles.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
It sounds like you send her very different stuff than
you send absolutely totally.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
I'm a puzzle hack would even pop up on your feet.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I had some video, well yeah, because it was this
this very pregnant woman who had no arms and she
like he slouched on a couch and someone's like oiling
her belly.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Mom didn't get that video.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
She didn't get that one, but I almost sent one
that Morgan. I figured she'd a Pushuh, I would love
that one. That reminds me. I got to send you
a few. Oh yeah, thank you, ye.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
You'll get them too.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
My Instagram algorithm is getting just too much back on track.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yeah, not mine, let's keep it it off track.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Uh So, all these storms that are popping up now
from here through the end of the week, I mean nationwide,
they've been quite the story. There were some storms in
southern Oregon last week and the caused some power out
of just to the TV station, they sent this reporter
out there. This is one thing that God sent to
me because I like it when kids curse. Who better
to talk about the power outages though, than kids? Yeah,
(03:29):
of course, yes, it's the TV news and they always like, oh,
that's it's all cute to talk to kids, and it's like,
why why do I need some kids opinion on whatever
the news story is. But anyway, this kid dropped the
hard F bomb like it was nothing. And then there
are two other kids in the shot. One was this
little girl who all of a sudden had this huge
smile on her face. Was pretty funny. She loved it.
(03:51):
The reporter, unfazed, doesn't even comment on it. Here's the
here's the clip. That's a team. That's a team and
oh that's the wrong one. Hold on, hold on, all right,
that's the S bomb from uh Nick Sirianni after the
Super Bowl. Now here's here's the F bomb from the
from the kid. So it a little bit.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
When we and my sister were playing cars, was like
a big b and then we just were silky and we.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Were like paradise and we didn't know.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
So we're outside and we were like, oh there.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
We were like, oh the fire. So what did you
like start swearing as a kid.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Oh, I think like first grade, first second grade, second grade,
second grade Miss Huber's class. In class, No, not in class,
but I remember like that classroom and then going out
for recess. It was always in the playground. We didn't
know what we were doing.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah, kindergarten, I got busted the first swearing. Had to
be in the principal's office all day. But yeah, like
first grade, everybody was swearing. Like it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Like I got caught by like a like playground aid. Yea,
like one of those people who were out there just
to watch the kids.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah, Like I didn't use it with adults or to
adult like, I was very careful, especially around my parents.
My god, we couldn't say hell or sucks.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I swear from my parents. I don't know why I
just don't do it. But I, you know, a lot
of language is regional, and so Greg and I we
grew up in the same area, and the C word
wasn't a big deal. So when you guys, like you know,
when I met Woody.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
When you grew up in like England, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
It just wasn't a big deal. And like people said
it all the time.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
And then when I met Woody, uh, and we started
talking about it for the first time, You're like, oh, yeah,
that was like the ultimate.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I talked about the evolution of swear words, right, like
what's become acceptable? Like when then what were like the
really hardcore swear words, because they're the there are the
light ones because back used to be hell or damn.
You couldn't say that and people are asked like people
were like, oh, they'd shudder, and so delicate, delicate little ear.
(06:08):
And then what changed that I read into this. There
was a whole thing about what I'm talking about here.
I don't ask me where it was. This is decades
ago I read this. But what changed everything was when
George Bush, like the Father, uh, he was on TV
and it was when the Persian golf thing broke out.
(06:29):
And he said, We're going to kick Saddam Hussein's ass.
Up until that point, nobody on broadcast television used that
word in shows, sitcoms, and anything else. After that, it
was used all the time. The President said it on TV,
so therefore it became a thing. So hell ass. And
then he got to the S word. The S word
became and then the F word was barely used, but
(06:51):
then that became very prominent. And so where do you
go from the F word? The only thing really harsher
than the F word would be the C word. Yeah,
and then where do you after that? You're gonna have
to invent something new? I mean, but medicine. Greg was
saying it wasn't a big deal, wasn't it crazy? And
they grew up in the San Francisco Bay.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Area, so saying it like it was nothing, And I
don't remember that were stronger.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
But I don't remember that word even being a thing
because like all the other words were way harsher. We
didn't even get to.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
That same, you know what I mean. And maybe M
was the hardest thing, say the sea sucker.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
We said all those things, yeah, you know, but like yeah,
but not not to see word to see you next Tuesday.
Never No, that that wasn't until I would say, more
like high school.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yeah, that wasn't even on our radar.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
And then it was on the radar in high school. Right,
no sign in the playground. But then again I was,
I was all, I mean, I was all mixed up
because where we grew up, even the bases were different, right,
we were talking about that because making out with Tonge
was first base, Going up someone's shirt was second base,
third base was fingering, and then going all the way
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was all the way.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah yeah, but.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Like missing so many things in there, but.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
You didn't know that, as I'm saying, like nobody was
thinking about oral no, when like it was, it wasn't
even It was like you were either going from like
stinky pinkies to actual intercourse. Nobody was thinking about the
in between stuff.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Second is up the shirt, third is down the pants,
fourth is whatever whatever all.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
The way means.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that is not how I
understood it as a child.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Also, Sam was like first bass oral right, also second.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
But on that on that conversation, I know something kind
of regional too, is when you say you hooked up,
like at least where I'm from.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
When you say you hooked up, you went all the way.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Yes, so makeout.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Some people say that's just the makeout, and I'm like, no, dude,
depends on our age.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
If you hooked up, you hooked up, no matter what.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Where'd you grow up like on the prison yard?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
No, I just said I don't know, no right, or
they didn't teach spelling.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Yeah, nowhere it was.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
It was flying everywhere. And if you hooked up, you
went all the way. Yeah. But if you just like
made out, you just say you made out.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Oh yeah, because it just depended on the age. Yeah,
because middle school age, junior high and then early high school. Yeah,
well yeah, that wasn't going all the way. No, Well
you hooked up, you hit it for real. Sixth grade
you hit that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
But when it comes to swearing, we don't go by
this with our with the kid in our house, but
in my house, I loved it. It was you can
swear as long as you're not angry, Like if it's
a joke or if we're just chit chatting, you can
say a bad word, it's no problem. But if you're
swearing at someone, you're done.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I'd I'd rather be when you're angry, you're hurt, like
when you hurt yourself.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Right, But if you're like swearing you're to your mom
like you're.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
An right, you can't.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah, exactly no, see like never I would say never
at a parent, at a parent or another adult. But
like if my if my kids are yelling at each
other because they're having like a sibling what I've heard
it before? Yeah, you know where?
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Yeah, what do you do anything?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Nothing? I mean I go, all right, enough, knock it off,
go away, leave her alone and leave him alone whatever
it is. But I mean, that's as long as they're
using it correctly. I don't like when people string a
string a bad word in a place where it doesn't like, like,
it drives me crazy when people say, like, you know,
f stick whatever they go to such an f stick
(10:30):
like that.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
I've never heard that.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yeah, like it's it's it doesn't make any sense to me.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Yeah can't.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
What do you mean you don't? Like?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
What would it really mean?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
You're calling person a dick? Huh you're calling him person and.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Then call him a dick? But like it doesn't it
I don't know, it just sounds wrong certain thing, like
even though it might be proper. Yeah, in the swearing
world kind of like, uh, he hanged himself. Never sounds right,
he hung himself?
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Yeah, what's that?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
But that's I know that's not correct. Pleaded, its pled,
I pleaded that, you know, he pled guilty like that.
I know it's not right.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
I know. I'm with you. Yeah, gotta get rid of it.
Or when the proper way to say someone's like, oh
Sammy and me, yeah, right right, yeah, I'm with you. Sticks.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I bet when little kids curse and it's not my problem,
it's it's great. We didn't know.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
We were like, oh there's yeah, love it, like I said.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
His sisters sitting there, huge smile on her face. She
was loved. The reporter didn't didn't wasn't even faced. It
was pretty good. Eight seven seven forty four. You can
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Speaker 2 (12:20):
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Speaker 4 (12:56):
People are also claiming that they're buying these to use
his paper weights. If you want to go with that line,
do that, mommy.
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like you know check, oh yeah, yeah, Coast to coast
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nine of them online. What about the trending news headlines
(13:39):
this morning, Gina grad Yes, well.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
One person has died and four others were injured after
a bombed deer leered jet thirty five A veered off
the runway after landing in Scottsdale yesterday.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
That's Vince Neil's plane for Motley Crue. Oh really, yeah,
they don't charter it, so it's just a plan that
he and I guess other people his friends and stuff used.
His girlfriend was on the flight, but she's okay. I
think the pilot, from what I understand, the pilot died. Yeah,
but I'm not sure if it was the pilot from
his plane or from the plane that they crashed into,
(14:09):
because the front landing gear snapped off when it hit
the runway, so it went just skidding down. Yeah, you know,
didn't have any control and just well.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Yeah, like I said, the jet also crashed into a
gulf Stream G two hundred business jet that was parked
on the private property. Scottsdale Fire captain says the crash
was caused by the faulty landing gear and authorities haven't
id'd any of the victims, but they well, we have,
but they did say there were no passengers on the
park jet. The investigation has been turned over to the
(14:39):
National Transportation Safety Board. As of last night, there was
still a ground stop at that place in the airport.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
So if there were no passengers on that plane, chances
are the pilots weren't there either, because typically they'll wait
for the passengers to get there and then yeah, they're
not Yeah, they're just not sitting on the plane.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I have questions like, yeah, who maintains those planes with
private jets? And like, you know, how do you get
a pilot out of just nowhere?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (15:02):
I mean, I mean, do you have pilots that are
like assigned to you? Yeah, like twenty four to seven.
So like let's say I'm Vince Neil, I own this jet. Yeah,
you would there's just a guy that I just employed
that you.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Would employee staff, he would employ pas so he'd be
either on call and so you pay him a salary, right,
and so like there's sometimes he's working a lot that
particular week or that paricu of the month. There's other
times it's not working at all because you're not going anywhere, right,
but you're still paying.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
But he's dedicated to you.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yes, the maintenance you're supposed to upget, and there's there
there's different things, yeah, because if you you know, if
you have a plane, you know, even even the little
like kind of private prop planes that people have, like
little cessnas and stuff like that, there's a certain amount
of maintenance that requires for the engines, for all these
different systems and things, especially on those jets. And the
(15:47):
thought process talking this is I'm getting this from a
buddy of mine who does these jets for a living,
and uh, he said, there's a lot of maintenance, especially
with that plane because it's older. It's an older plane.
It doesn't get put out for charter, meaning that we
couldn't call and say, hey, we want to go to
this place, we want to you know, rent your plane
to take us there. It's not for that, it's just
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for private use. So that's under less scrutiny because it's
a private owner and it's on them. You know, it
still has to pass an inspection, but if it's out
for charter, it has to be like there's these certificates
and everything else. And so the thought is that he
wasn't doing or whoever he has in charge of his
jet was not doing the right that's going to turn
up that they say, it'll be it was some maintenance
(16:30):
issue that he overlooked or wasn't doing the routine stuff.
Oh boy, so we'll see.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Oh now, well, dozens of people were arrested on the
streets of Philadelphia Sunday after the Eagles Super Bowl win, shocking.
According to Philly Police, they were around fifty arrests, some
of them for assault on police.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Probably talk to a couple of them. Yeah, Steve, like
that guy Mirror, Oh, he was crazy. He was the
star of the video that we had yesterday this what
are you smoking? I'm smoking? Patrick May? Yeah. And then
we had Julia. I remember Julia.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
People say that Philly fans are scumbags.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
What do you say to that? No, Philly fans are
the real fans and not but cons in Philadelphia.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Yeah, we're crazy, but we.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Really make sure that everyone around us is safe and
we're celebrating the win of us.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Uh huh, the win of us.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
And how did that go? Well?
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Twenty nine were.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Arrested for the conn on cops.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Yeah, there were eight arrests for vandalism, including against forest
sanitation trucks, two banks, and two retail stores in Center City.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yes, this is the video of a bunch of fans
caring around. They weren't even climbing the light post. They
ripped it out of the ground and were carrying it
around like you see some people care around a goalpost. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
They did that with a traffic light point. Yeah, and
that was all in the span of just a couple
of hours.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
The couple.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
No, the cops and other city officials are getting everything
set so they're ready to deal with more low IQB
behavior on Friday exactly during.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Yeah, yeah for the praise.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
You right now?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Is that Philly way outside?
Speaker 4 (18:12):
I love how they own it though.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
It's so good.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Well, speaking of insanity, Kanye West has deactivated his x
account after a series of insane posts. Before logging off,
West thanked Elon Musk for allowing him to vent on
his platform. He said it was very cathartic. His recent
posts included anti Semitic statements praise for Hitler, which celebrities
like David Schwimmer called out Musk for for giving West
(18:38):
a platform with almost thirty three million followers. West account
has a history of suspensions and reinstatements due to this stuff. Meanwhile,
the exit from x came shortly after airing the Super
Bowl ad for his Yeezy brand, which led people to
a single item on his website, a T shirt with
a giant swastika on it and the label for it
was h H.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
So people are like, well, how do they let him
run that ad knowing that he was selling it?
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
It Fox. It was the easy website, so easy. He's
been established for a while shoes, clothing, things like that,
and so it was probably just that kind of stuff
up there. He does this thing, switches out the products, right,
and so now you have it out there, and so
people go and yeah, there's no way the NFL, Fox,
anybody involved in his Super Bowl over the broadcast had
(19:24):
any idea that was what was going to happen.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
But here's my question how how much how many layers
do you have to get through before taking it down,
because like say, it goes through Shopify, it was reported,
so it was up for a while before it was
taken there.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
You could take it down immediately. I mean, our our
new merch store goes through Shopify and I'm just learning
how to use it even I know how to take
something off, right.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Yeah, it's pretty crazy. And the and the comments following
it like just really not legit well maybe legitimizing. People
like oh yeah, if he could say it, I can
say it. I'm like, oh well, we'll see.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Okay. Here's the thing. It's it's a tough spot because
if you're promoting free speech, right, you got to be
for it. You got to be for him being able
to say it. What the results are the consequence of
that is are what they are. But the whole thing
about he shouldn't be allowed to say it or have
that opportunity to be on the platform to say whatever
(20:19):
he's going to say. That's where it gets weird. If
you if you believe in free.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Speech, Yeah, I played it for you. Gena like Dana
White just went through this.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Because he had a great response.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Yeah, because one of the fighters was like praising Hitler,
and Dana White is like, this guy is literally the
dumbest person I've ever met in my life. And if
you think like Hitler is this great guy, you are
an absolute idiot in your a piece of garbage. But
on the other hand, I do support free speech.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
So that's the thing. I don't agree with him or
Kanye at all. I agree with either one of them
at all. But it is a tough Like, if you're
Elon and you're making X the place of free speech,
how do you ban somebody? Right?
Speaker 6 (21:08):
And it's very like when someone's open like that, you
can go, Okay, I'm not supporting Kanye. I'm not buying
any of his things. I'm not buying any of his
music for us. If he pretended to be the super
great guy, you'd be supporting.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
Him and buying him stuff.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
But he's great, And now you can just go like, oh,
he's crazy and I'm not.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
You're thinking like a normal person. Damnit.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
It's not just popular saying if.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
He can say it, I can say it. It legitimates it,
it weaponizes it, and people do get it.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Hurt because free speech is also unpopular speech, right but.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
This, but I mean this could be Yeah, you're saying
hate hate speech, legitimizing it for people who are already kids,
already have lockdown, you know, for active shooters in their
high school.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Don't understand, you know, there's a don't don't agree with coch.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
I initially thought all the craziness was funny, and then
it just went too far and I.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
What it used to.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Yeah, ago, I gave away all my easies, nice one
of those for so long.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yeah, I away.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Well, let's get back to some hot egg talk, because
I know this is fave.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yes. I saw a really funny comment yesterday. I said
it to uh Genas and Greg because it was like
one of these stories about egg prices, and everybody's like, oh,
they blame you know, government one way or the other.
It's not a government thing. It's a bird flu thing.
Because this doesn't happen in other parts of the world. Yeah,
it does, just not right now, like right now. It
is a bird flu thing. And they murdered or however
(22:34):
made chickens millions millions. Anyway, somebody said this. I thought
it was pretty funny. Nobody thinks of eggs or talks
about eggs until they're hard to come by. And then
suddenly we're all omelet divas.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
We're all experts on Ukraine, We're all experts on gods,
we all know everything. Well, Trigger Joe's and Costco are
limiting the number of eggs you can buy thanks to
a shortage caused by that flu, that bird flu. Right
now you can only buy one dozen per customer per
day at Trader Joe's and three cartons per visit.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I'm fine for that.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
And what do I know? You're tired of hearing about
egg prices, But get used to it, because the USDA
says we can expect the prices to go up another
twenty percent this year. They already went up fourteen percent
around November and December.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
It's going to take a while to replace all those chickens.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Did you see, uh, did you see the videos of
dudes like those big hand trucks in Costco? Just they
had them all like one dude's buying I forget how
many dozens of dozens. It was stacked like it was
stacked like he was delivering a new ship exactly eggs.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Well, here's the thing, So that's what I said to him,
Like how I get it? You know, with crazy people
with toilet paper. They probably still have toilet paper from
the pandemic, but ats go bad. But they were saying
that a lot of these people probably run bakeries and
restaurants and like, well.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
We need it too bad. Well that that I would understand. Yeah,
but is there like not like a restaurant supplying.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
That's a good question. But it's affecting them too kind
of place.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
But I'm a fine with the you know, Target and
costco putting a limit like they did with the toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
People are nuts.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
What do you mean? So now it's a bird thing
bird flu thing? Huh? Whatdy? What are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Well, that's what it always was?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Yeah was it? Did we ever say it was not
something different?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
I don't recall.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
I can't wait to hear it.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I'm sure it's some political crazy person. Oh maybe yeah, maybe. No,
never has to go zero to political I no, I've
never I've never considered like the cost of something like
that to be uh, you know, a political thing.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Politically obsessed people are the most annoying people I'd rather
hang out with, you know, vegans.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
I'm not saying something exhausting. Yeah, all right, we're gonna
take a quick break more what he shows next. Hang up,
you guys are worried about the long term.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
It's so stiller, but no one's brought up the long
term effects.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
There's no circulation now to show you. I saw this picture.
It kept popping up. I'm like, what, then the hell
is that? I mean, it's goofy looking and I wouldn't
want to see it if I'm like, you know, in
(25:13):
the ocean on vacation, this deep sea angler fish.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Oh yeah, that.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Was It was spotted near the surface of the water.
This is near the Canary Islands off the coast of Africa,
so I'll never be going there. They call it the
black sea devil.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
There's a good reason for that, and.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
They typically swim between six hundred and fifty and sixty
five hundred feet below the ocean's surface.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
All the deep sea ones look crazy.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
They were to be seen.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yeah, they say there have been very few sightings of
this kind of fish. They're not sure why it was
so far from the depths of the ocean. But I mean,
look at this thing.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Yeah, my gosh, it's a nightmare.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
It's so ugly. It looks like it could work on
this show. It's not cute, right.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
And it has like it has like a hanging flashlight
above its head.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Does I thought that, I thought like some but he
had like hit it with like a dark but no,
that's it's got its own built in antenna like the
old like uh Toyota corollas used to have where you
could pull them out. Yeah, we track back in. It
would kind of gown back in toward the door frame
at the front of the door. In the front it
looks like in the frame. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Yeah, it looks like the fish in Finding Nemo.
Speaker 6 (26:20):
Yeah that when it's all dark and Dory swimming along
and then the light shines and they see the scary
fish and then they're simming all around.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Yeah, it looks what it looks like if a kid
had a coconut and was about to make like try
to make a face in it. Like it looks like
something that like a child dreams up in their nightmare. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
I think the other crazy looking fish. Have you seen
the one that has like the human teeth?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Yes, I hate that.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Fish.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Yeah, type type in fish with human teeth and you'll
see it and it's weird.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Don't forget the kind that can like waddle on land.
Oh right, you saw that walking towards you.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah, look at the one with the human teeth's.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Face so creepy that gives.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Me douche chills.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Ever heard of this thing?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
No, I don't like it.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Oh that that is really it looks like it has veneers.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
It's unnatural teeth.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Yeah, it looks like it went to a bad dentist.
You got some cheap caps.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
What are they eating?
Speaker 5 (27:14):
It looks like almost full of bowlers.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
I don't know. It looks like that fish with the
human teeth would eat corn nuts.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
How do they flyss?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (27:24):
How fish fly with seaweed?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
They have better teeth than a lot of people like
see yeah true walking around yeah true eight Look up
black sea devil. Look at this thing it is. It's
got like a j Leno chin. Yeah, giant like all fangs,
a whole face full of fangs. It's jet eyes, fat,
summer long, summer short, yeah, multiple rows and blos and
(27:50):
star wars yeah, bloods in hell.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
Yeah, shallow waters.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yeah. I don't like it. And we are into another
new insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's Tuesday morning,
It's February. The eleventh, twenty twenty five. Woodie Menace, Gina Grant,
Sammy Sea Bass is on his way back from his
(28:15):
Super Bowl adventures. He'll be back in here tomorrow with us.
Greg is out today because he's dealing with his issue
with his brother. His brother's on hospice. Really what the paliativeative,
palliative care?
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Never heard of that.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Yeah, I've not heard that either. Yeah, it's it's only
a matter of hours or whatever. It's it's it's it's
not good. But he's as of right now, he's he's
still alive that Greg's there with him. He's been spending
his whole day at the hospital. Yeah, he said he's
got about five hours of sleep since Friday. So it's
it's wrong, he said, it's it's it's more difficult than
he anticipated and he went into it thinking, you know, yeah,
(28:55):
it was going to be rough. Yeah, So our thoughts,
our love is with Greg today. All right, So we
got the phones open eight seven seven forty four. Woody
Caller ten right now, Morgan, let's get Caller ten and
we're gonna give away a Woody Show Valentine's Day.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Butt plug, so generous.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Now we put these on sale yesterday, only sixty nine available.
It's a limited time run. That's a hit, sixty nine,
then they're done. It was just supposed to be a
silly ass thing. I wasn't even quite sure we would
sell more than ten, But it turns out people think
it's hilarious and they are certainly buying them. This one.
This text just came in here just a few minutes ago, said, Hey, guys,
(29:34):
my husband asked me what I wanted for Valentine's Day,
and I sent him a list that included the Woody
Show butt plug and a hoodie wow, complete with a
link to the merch site. Pretty sure he ordered them
right away. I'm hoping the plug isn't too big. Can't
wait to rock them both. Oh my god, me love
that is from that's from Lauren five oh five. That's
(29:55):
pretty funny. That's pretty funny. Yah, But caller ten, so
you win the Woody Show butt plug, but you got
to tell us who you wanted to send it, who
you want us to send it to, and what you
would like the note to say. So be thinking about that.
And while I'm waiting for Morgan to get called ten,
I want to share this story because this idea really
(30:16):
kind of came from We weren't planning on that. We
were planning on doing the butt plug giveaway, but we
were just going to go to Amazon, find some random thing,
put it in the mail to the listeners, and so
they get this random package and whatever. And then somebody said,
we need to make custom ones. Can we do that?
And that was Gina, and she was and you got
to put all in on it. And I'm like, that's
too good. So I hit up Tim Martinez immediately and
(30:37):
I said, Tim, is this possible? Yeah, we start looking around,
we start and then we found a place that could
do it. So I went on from my own house,
my own device at my own house, and I ordered
all these butt plugs. I had the artwork done, I
had the whole thing is that were completely customizable, beautiful.
I had the artwork done. I bought a whole bunch
(31:00):
of them. I about eighty in total, so to cover
the giveaways, the six to nine we're going to sell,
and then just for a couple of people here on staff.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Thank you if if.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Anybody wants one, so sent off the order. Now the
order was made under my wife's name because it was
her account. The website. So anyway, my wife I didn't
tell her I was doing this, so she gets this email.
I'm gonna read you the email she said it to me.
She goes any idea about this. I'm assuming it's you. Hi, Jennifer,
(31:31):
thank you for shopping with us. We require additional information
to complete your order. Thanks for your order. I just
want to confirm you want eighty small butt plugs, all
with the same Woody show logo. Thanks Kathy.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
Yeah, Hi, Kathy, So.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
My wife writes back, Hi Kathy, Yes, that order is correct.
It's for a radio station morning show giveaway for Valentine's Day.
I am the show's host. I am the show host's
wife in charge arge of communication for this order. This
was not in my wedding vows.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
It's so good. Big shout out to Kathy for doing
her due diligence, and big shout out to jen for
having a good sense of humor.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
So anyway, yeah, so that's uh so, that's uh wow,
that's how that went down.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Yeah, it's a family issue.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Did you order some extras?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
No? I did. I ordered I ordered eighty total. We
need sixty nine to cell plus the ones that were
given away here on the.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
Air, plus some thank you gifts for the staff.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yeah, and then there are a couple left couple left
over for the for the staff.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Breaking news. Yeah, I know. We joked about this when
the when the mics were cold yesterday. But somebody just texted,
where can I submit my butt plug picks?
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Oh butt plug picture?
Speaker 4 (32:48):
We were we were having this conversation.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
You can, you can email it to us email at
the wodieshow dot com. I don't know what we're gonna
do with him, but if you really want to send
him out to somebody, I mean, I'm sure that uh public,
I'm sure Menace would love go through it. They would
love to check it out.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
I'll look at it.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Yeah, yeah, but you can you can get them. There
was just a small amount, literally like ten or so
last time I checked. If you go to woodieshow meerch
dot com, you can you can find there. And again,
to me, the funniest part about all this is just
the I just have this thing in my mind, this
image of my mind, not of somebody with their butt
plug in, but of them coming home and there was
(33:28):
this package there waiting for them that they weren't expecting,
and they open it up and this is what it
is with a note from someone they know I don't know.
To me, I think it sounds fun. We do a
lot of things around here just to entertain ourselves. I
hope you understand we're having the best time. Yeah, eight
seven seven forty four. That's eight seven seven forty four.
What let's say hello to uh Anthony? Hey, good morning Anthony,
(33:53):
Good morning, guys, good morning. All right, so I got
great news you my friend, our caller ninety eight. Yeah,
you won yourself. What do you show? Butt plug? And
so now, Anthony, all we need to know is, uh,
who are you gonna send this to? No? Last name
is just give me a first name please, I'll.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Just say Jay to see the unique name. But it's
my wife.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Everybody's got a unique name.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
That's up.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
All right, So you're gonna send it to your wife?
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (34:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
And then uh and then what would you like the
the the personalized note inside to.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Say, let's put happy rout time today, let's have some fun.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Oh okay, let's have Now. I have a question for you, guys.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yeah, is this coming to speak packaging? I don't need
my kids, you.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Know, Look, I don't I don't I don't think. I don't.
I don't think it's like, uh, you know, a box
of frosted flakes for Tony the Tigers on the outside
of it. Like I'm pretty sure, yeah, because I won't
know until Wednesday they're arriving at my house. Oh sweet, okay, yeah,
and then uh, I'll let everybody know. I'm pretty sure
they're probably just generic, like I'm guessing like some kind
(35:04):
of like a long gy like little rectangle box, but
we can't promise. Yeah, and then they're probably because the
promotions department is probably gonna have to put them in
something else to ship them out with the note. So
I'm assuming in that case, yes, maybe they can get
like a package of broccoli. And you know if the
kids you say it's for a paper weight, you know exactly. Yeah. Well, Anthony, congratulations, man,
(35:33):
hang on one second, man, we'll get all of your information.
And that sounds done. That's how you win a butt
plug on the radio. So stupid. There's a couple of
people who are really upset, but that's okay.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
We've sold your on.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
They're literally but hurt about it, yeah, which is kind
of funny. We can help them yet, if you want
to go get yours guarantee that you have one of
these limited edition on the Show items. Just set up
our new merch stores. Dry run of our merch store.
Just go to wood Show merch dot com. That's woodieshow
Merch dot com and get that stuff while it lasts
The show. I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
No one knows what it means, but it's per fucko.
People go man, we are into another new hour get
in sensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's Tuesday morning.
It's February the eleventh, twenty twenty five. I'm Woodie. That's minute.
What's up you got Gina gran Sea. Bass is not
(00:26):
in this morning because he's traveling back. Okay, but if
you want to see the video from yesterday where he
was on the streets of Philadelphia in the hours after
the super Bowl, we have that video for you. It's
on our YouTube page YouTube dot com Slash the Woody Show.
It's also on our Instagram. We have links everywhere.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Also, I put up a seven second clip on our
TikTok of the woman's working on top of a car.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
It's already doing very well. Oh wow, I don't see that. I
don't have TikTok. I can't get it, you know.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, I can't download it, download it.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, dude. That's the one thing, like with all the
other platforms, like if somebody sends you a link for
Instagram or for Twitter, whatever, even Facebook, like you just
click it. Even if I don't have an account, I
can still see what it is. I can't see it
maybe a lot of the comments or whatever the ascar
to log into that. But on TikTok, whenever somebody says
(01:20):
it always was opening the app and I go no,
because I don't have them this even before they made it,
so you can't get yeah. So I'm like, it's a TikTok, dude,
can't see.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
It, yelp, you have to screen record it.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Next to me. Instagram is kind of the same way though.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
But I, like, my mother does not have Instagram, and
I'll send her links to an Instagram thing that I
think she might be interested in.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
No problem, open it up. You kind of have to
do it in like a special way. You know how
to do it right, But like she didn't do it
in a special way. I clicked share on the post
and I yeah, But next to her, if she went
to like Instagram, dot com slash, let's say the Woody
Show and you send it to her, she wouldn't be
able to watch it. You have to like literally have
to be signed in, get the right link, and then
send it to her, which you're doing correctly.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Either way, it's happening.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
When I'm on Instagram and it says, oh, do you
want to share this? I go yep, and I do
the text. Yeah, okay, that's that's I don't know what
you're talking about. I'm just talking about it. Way to
the what went to the website and they tried to
share with people other people wouldn't be able to watch. Yeah, yeah,
that's all right. As long as mom got it. She
can see like some crazy puzzle hack. Yeah, stuff, that's
(02:24):
the stuff, you know, that's what that's what my mom's in.
She loves this. Uh, she's she's back in the puzzles.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
It sounds like you send her very different stuff than
you send absolutely totally.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
I'm a puzzle hack would even pop up on your feet.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I had some video, well yeah, because it was this
this very pregnant woman who had no arms and she
like he slouched on a couch and someone's like oiling
her belly.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Mom didn't get that video.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
She didn't get that one, but I almost sent one
that Morgan. I figured she'd a Pushuh, I would love
that one. That reminds me. I got to send you
a few. Oh yeah, thank you, ye.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
You'll get them too.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
My Instagram algorithm is getting just too much back on track.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yeah, not mine, let's keep it it off track.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Uh So, all these storms that are popping up now
from here through the end of the week, I mean nationwide,
they've been quite the story. There were some storms in
southern Oregon last week and the caused some power out
of just to the TV station, they sent this reporter
out there. This is one thing that God sent to
me because I like it when kids curse. Who better
to talk about the power outages though, than kids? Yeah,
(03:29):
of course, yes, it's the TV news and they always like, oh,
that's it's all cute to talk to kids, and it's like,
why why do I need some kids opinion on whatever
the news story is. But anyway, this kid dropped the
hard F bomb like it was nothing. And then there
are two other kids in the shot. One was this
little girl who all of a sudden had this huge
smile on her face. Was pretty funny. She loved it.
(03:51):
The reporter, unfazed, doesn't even comment on it. Here's the
here's the clip. That's a team. That's a team and
oh that's the wrong one. Hold on, hold on, all right,
that's the S bomb from uh Nick Sirianni after the
Super Bowl. Now here's here's the F bomb from the
from the kid. So it a little bit.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
When we and my sister were playing cars, was like
a big b and then we just were silky and we.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Were like paradise and we didn't know.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
So we're outside and we were like, oh there.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
We were like, oh the fire. So what did you
like start swearing as a kid.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Oh, I think like first grade, first second grade, second grade,
second grade Miss Huber's class. In class, No, not in class,
but I remember like that classroom and then going out
for recess. It was always in the playground. We didn't
know what we were doing.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah, kindergarten, I got busted the first swearing. Had to
be in the principal's office all day. But yeah, like
first grade, everybody was swearing. Like it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Like I got caught by like a like playground aid. Yea,
like one of those people who were out there just
to watch the kids.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah, Like I didn't use it with adults or to
adult like, I was very careful, especially around my parents.
My god, we couldn't say hell or sucks.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I swear from my parents. I don't know why I
just don't do it. But I, you know, a lot
of language is regional, and so Greg and I we
grew up in the same area, and the C word
wasn't a big deal. So when you guys, like you know,
when I met Woody.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
When you grew up in like England, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
It just wasn't a big deal. And like people said
it all the time.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
And then when I met Woody, uh, and we started
talking about it for the first time, You're like, oh, yeah,
that was like the ultimate.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I talked about the evolution of swear words, right, like
what's become acceptable? Like when then what were like the
really hardcore swear words, because they're the there are the
light ones because back used to be hell or damn.
You couldn't say that and people are asked like people
were like, oh, they'd shudder, and so delicate, delicate little ear.
(06:08):
And then what changed that I read into this. There
was a whole thing about what I'm talking about here.
I don't ask me where it was. This is decades
ago I read this. But what changed everything was when
George Bush, like the Father, uh, he was on TV
and it was when the Persian golf thing broke out.
(06:29):
And he said, We're going to kick Saddam Hussein's ass.
Up until that point, nobody on broadcast television used that
word in shows, sitcoms, and anything else. After that, it
was used all the time. The President said it on TV,
so therefore it became a thing. So hell ass. And
then he got to the S word. The S word
became and then the F word was barely used, but
(06:51):
then that became very prominent. And so where do you
go from the F word? The only thing really harsher
than the F word would be the C word. Yeah,
and then where do you after that? You're gonna have
to invent something new? I mean, but medicine. Greg was
saying it wasn't a big deal, wasn't it crazy? And
they grew up in the San Francisco Bay.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Area, so saying it like it was nothing, And I
don't remember that were stronger.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
But I don't remember that word even being a thing
because like all the other words were way harsher. We
didn't even get to.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
That same, you know what I mean. And maybe M
was the hardest thing, say the sea sucker.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
We said all those things, yeah, you know, but like yeah,
but not not to see word to see you next Tuesday.
Never No, that that wasn't until I would say, more
like high school.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yeah, that wasn't even on our radar.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
And then it was on the radar in high school. Right,
no sign in the playground. But then again I was,
I was all, I mean, I was all mixed up
because where we grew up, even the bases were different, right,
we were talking about that because making out with Tonge
was first base, Going up someone's shirt was second base,
third base was fingering, and then going all the way
(07:59):
was all the way.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah yeah, but.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Like missing so many things in there, but.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
You didn't know that, as I'm saying, like nobody was
thinking about oral no, when like it was, it wasn't
even It was like you were either going from like
stinky pinkies to actual intercourse. Nobody was thinking about the
in between stuff.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Second is up the shirt, third is down the pants,
fourth is whatever whatever all.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
The way means.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that is not how I
understood it as a child.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Also, Sam was like first bass oral right, also second.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
But on that on that conversation, I know something kind
of regional too, is when you say you hooked up,
like at least where I'm from.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
When you say you hooked up, you went all the way.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Yes, so makeout.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Some people say that's just the makeout, and I'm like, no, dude,
depends on our age.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
If you hooked up, you hooked up, no matter what.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Where'd you grow up like on the prison yard?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
No, I just said I don't know, no right, or
they didn't teach spelling.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Yeah, nowhere it was.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
It was flying everywhere. And if you hooked up, you
went all the way. Yeah. But if you just like
made out, you just say you made out.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Oh yeah, because it just depended on the age. Yeah,
because middle school age, junior high and then early high school. Yeah,
well yeah, that wasn't going all the way. No, Well
you hooked up, you hit it for real. Sixth grade
you hit that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
But when it comes to swearing, we don't go by
this with our with the kid in our house, but
in my house, I loved it. It was you can
swear as long as you're not angry, Like if it's
a joke or if we're just chit chatting, you can
say a bad word, it's no problem. But if you're
swearing at someone, you're done.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I'd I'd rather be when you're angry, you're hurt, like
when you hurt yourself.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Right, But if you're like swearing you're to your mom
like you're.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
An right, you can't.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah, exactly no, see like never I would say never
at a parent, at a parent or another adult. But
like if my if my kids are yelling at each
other because they're having like a sibling what I've heard
it before? Yeah, you know where?
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Yeah, what do you do anything?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Nothing? I mean I go, all right, enough, knock it off,
go away, leave her alone and leave him alone whatever
it is. But I mean, that's as long as they're
using it correctly. I don't like when people string a
string a bad word in a place where it doesn't like, like,
it drives me crazy when people say, like, you know,
f stick whatever they go to such an f stick
(10:30):
like that.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
I've never heard that.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yeah, like it's it's it doesn't make any sense to me.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Yeah can't.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
What do you mean you don't? Like?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
What would it really mean?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
You're calling person a dick? Huh you're calling him person and.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Then call him a dick? But like it doesn't it
I don't know, it just sounds wrong certain thing, like
even though it might be proper. Yeah, in the swearing
world kind of like, uh, he hanged himself. Never sounds right,
he hung himself?
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Yeah, what's that?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
But that's I know that's not correct. Pleaded, its pled,
I pleaded that, you know, he pled guilty like that.
I know it's not right.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
I know. I'm with you. Yeah, gotta get rid of it.
Or when the proper way to say someone's like, oh
Sammy and me, yeah, right right, yeah, I'm with you. Sticks.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I bet when little kids curse and it's not my problem,
it's it's great. We didn't know.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
We were like, oh there's yeah, love it, like I said.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
His sisters sitting there, huge smile on her face. She
was loved. The reporter didn't didn't wasn't even faced. It
was pretty good. Eight seven seven forty four. You can
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Speaker 1 (11:50):
Would be your mama Bird.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
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Speaker 4 (12:19):
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Speaker 2 (12:20):
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but it turns out people enjoy the joke as much
as we do. And yes, you have another chance to
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she would have been known as a butt plug owner, right,
(12:41):
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put on the card we're going to put in there
with the butt plug? And he goes, uh, enjoy uh
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said yesterday, says enjoy dot dot dot or something.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
People are also claiming that they're buying these to use
his paper weights. If you want to go with that line,
do that, mommy.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
What's that weight? Not your daddy's favorite show.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah, but it's awesome seeing people all over the country,
like you know check, oh yeah, yeah, Coast to coast
people are by the show plugs.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I saw that. Yet somebody said they're just going to
tell everybody it's a pacifier. I mean that way too,
if you want to. I mean it's metal. You might
chip a tooth or something. Yeah, careful anyway, wood he
show merch dot com. Like I said, there are very
few left, and once those are gone, they're gone. We
ordered just enough for the giveaways and to sell sixty
nine of them online. What about the trending news headlines
(13:39):
this morning, Gina grad Yes, well.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
One person has died and four others were injured after
a bombed deer leered jet thirty five A veered off
the runway after landing in Scottsdale yesterday.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
That's Vince Neil's plane for Motley Crue. Oh really, yeah,
they don't charter it, so it's just a plan that
he and I guess other people his friends and stuff used.
His girlfriend was on the flight, but she's okay. I
think the pilot, from what I understand, the pilot died. Yeah,
but I'm not sure if it was the pilot from
his plane or from the plane that they crashed into,
(14:09):
because the front landing gear snapped off when it hit
the runway, so it went just skidding down. Yeah, you know,
didn't have any control and just well.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Yeah, like I said, the jet also crashed into a
gulf Stream G two hundred business jet that was parked
on the private property. Scottsdale Fire captain says the crash
was caused by the faulty landing gear and authorities haven't
id'd any of the victims, but they well, we have,
but they did say there were no passengers on the
park jet. The investigation has been turned over to the
(14:39):
National Transportation Safety Board. As of last night, there was
still a ground stop at that place in the airport.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
So if there were no passengers on that plane, chances
are the pilots weren't there either, because typically they'll wait
for the passengers to get there and then yeah, they're
not Yeah, they're just not sitting on the plane.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I have questions like, yeah, who maintains those planes with
private jets? And like, you know, how do you get
a pilot out of just nowhere?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (15:02):
I mean, I mean, do you have pilots that are
like assigned to you? Yeah, like twenty four to seven.
So like let's say I'm Vince Neil, I own this jet. Yeah,
you would there's just a guy that I just employed
that you.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Would employee staff, he would employ pas so he'd be
either on call and so you pay him a salary, right,
and so like there's sometimes he's working a lot that
particular week or that paricu of the month. There's other
times it's not working at all because you're not going anywhere, right,
but you're still paying.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
But he's dedicated to you.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yes, the maintenance you're supposed to upget, and there's there
there's different things, yeah, because if you you know, if
you have a plane, you know, even even the little
like kind of private prop planes that people have, like
little cessnas and stuff like that, there's a certain amount
of maintenance that requires for the engines, for all these
different systems and things, especially on those jets. And the
(15:47):
thought process talking this is I'm getting this from a
buddy of mine who does these jets for a living,
and uh, he said, there's a lot of maintenance, especially
with that plane because it's older. It's an older plane.
It doesn't get put out for charter, meaning that we
couldn't call and say, hey, we want to go to
this place, we want to you know, rent your plane
to take us there. It's not for that, it's just
(16:08):
for private use. So that's under less scrutiny because it's
a private owner and it's on them. You know, it
still has to pass an inspection, but if it's out
for charter, it has to be like there's these certificates
and everything else. And so the thought is that he
wasn't doing or whoever he has in charge of his
jet was not doing the right that's going to turn
up that they say, it'll be it was some maintenance
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issue that he overlooked or wasn't doing the routine stuff.
Oh boy, so we'll see.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Oh now, well, dozens of people were arrested on the
streets of Philadelphia Sunday after the Eagles Super Bowl win, shocking.
According to Philly Police, they were around fifty arrests, some
of them for assault on police.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Probably talk to a couple of them. Yeah, Steve, like
that guy Mirror, Oh, he was crazy. He was the
star of the video that we had yesterday this what
are you smoking? I'm smoking? Patrick May? Yeah. And then
we had Julia. I remember Julia.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
People say that Philly fans are scumbags.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
What do you say to that? No, Philly fans are
the real fans and not but cons in Philadelphia.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Yeah, we're crazy, but we.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Really make sure that everyone around us is safe and
we're celebrating the win of us.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Uh huh, the win of us.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
And how did that go? Well?
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Twenty nine were.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Arrested for the conn on cops.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Yeah, there were eight arrests for vandalism, including against forest
sanitation trucks, two banks, and two retail stores in Center City.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yes, this is the video of a bunch of fans
caring around. They weren't even climbing the light post. They
ripped it out of the ground and were carrying it
around like you see some people care around a goalpost. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
They did that with a traffic light point. Yeah, and
that was all in the span of just a couple
of hours.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
The couple.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
No, the cops and other city officials are getting everything
set so they're ready to deal with more low IQB
behavior on Friday exactly during.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Yeah, yeah for the praise.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
You right now?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Is that Philly way outside?
Speaker 4 (18:12):
I love how they own it though.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
It's so good.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Well, speaking of insanity, Kanye West has deactivated his x
account after a series of insane posts. Before logging off,
West thanked Elon Musk for allowing him to vent on
his platform. He said it was very cathartic. His recent
posts included anti Semitic statements praise for Hitler, which celebrities
like David Schwimmer called out Musk for for giving West
(18:38):
a platform with almost thirty three million followers. West account
has a history of suspensions and reinstatements due to this stuff. Meanwhile,
the exit from x came shortly after airing the Super
Bowl ad for his Yeezy brand, which led people to
a single item on his website, a T shirt with
a giant swastika on it and the label for it
was h H.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
So people are like, well, how do they let him
run that ad knowing that he was selling it?
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
It Fox. It was the easy website, so easy. He's
been established for a while shoes, clothing, things like that,
and so it was probably just that kind of stuff
up there. He does this thing, switches out the products, right,
and so now you have it out there, and so
people go and yeah, there's no way the NFL, Fox,
anybody involved in his Super Bowl over the broadcast had
(19:24):
any idea that was what was going to happen.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
But here's my question how how much how many layers
do you have to get through before taking it down,
because like say, it goes through Shopify, it was reported,
so it was up for a while before it was
taken there.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
You could take it down immediately. I mean, our our
new merch store goes through Shopify and I'm just learning
how to use it even I know how to take
something off, right.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Yeah, it's pretty crazy. And the and the comments following
it like just really not legit well maybe legitimizing. People
like oh yeah, if he could say it, I can
say it. I'm like, oh well, we'll see.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Okay. Here's the thing. It's it's a tough spot because
if you're promoting free speech, right, you got to be
for it. You got to be for him being able
to say it. What the results are the consequence of
that is are what they are. But the whole thing
about he shouldn't be allowed to say it or have
that opportunity to be on the platform to say whatever
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he's going to say. That's where it gets weird. If
you if you believe in free.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Speech, Yeah, I played it for you. Gena like Dana
White just went through this.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Because he had a great response.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Yeah, because one of the fighters was like praising Hitler,
and Dana White is like, this guy is literally the
dumbest person I've ever met in my life. And if
you think like Hitler is this great guy, you are
an absolute idiot in your a piece of garbage. But
on the other hand, I do support free speech.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
So that's the thing. I don't agree with him or
Kanye at all. I agree with either one of them
at all. But it is a tough Like, if you're
Elon and you're making X the place of free speech,
how do you ban somebody? Right?
Speaker 6 (21:08):
And it's very like when someone's open like that, you
can go, Okay, I'm not supporting Kanye. I'm not buying
any of his things. I'm not buying any of his
music for us. If he pretended to be the super
great guy, you'd be supporting.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
Him and buying him stuff.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
But he's great, And now you can just go like, oh,
he's crazy and I'm not.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
You're thinking like a normal person. Damnit.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
It's not just popular saying if.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
He can say it, I can say it. It legitimates it,
it weaponizes it, and people do get it.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Hurt because free speech is also unpopular speech, right but.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
This, but I mean this could be Yeah, you're saying
hate hate speech, legitimizing it for people who are already kids,
already have lockdown, you know, for active shooters in their
high school.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Don't understand, you know, there's a don't don't agree with coch.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
I initially thought all the craziness was funny, and then
it just went too far and I.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
What it used to.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Yeah, ago, I gave away all my easies, nice one
of those for so long.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yeah, I away.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Well, let's get back to some hot egg talk, because
I know this is fave.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yes. I saw a really funny comment yesterday. I said
it to uh Genas and Greg because it was like
one of these stories about egg prices, and everybody's like, oh,
they blame you know, government one way or the other.
It's not a government thing. It's a bird flu thing.
Because this doesn't happen in other parts of the world. Yeah,
it does, just not right now, like right now. It
is a bird flu thing. And they murdered or however
(22:34):
made chickens millions millions. Anyway, somebody said this. I thought
it was pretty funny. Nobody thinks of eggs or talks
about eggs until they're hard to come by. And then
suddenly we're all omelet divas.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
We're all experts on Ukraine, We're all experts on gods,
we all know everything. Well, Trigger Joe's and Costco are
limiting the number of eggs you can buy thanks to
a shortage caused by that flu, that bird flu. Right
now you can only buy one dozen per customer per
day at Trader Joe's and three cartons per visit.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I'm fine for that.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
And what do I know? You're tired of hearing about
egg prices, But get used to it, because the USDA
says we can expect the prices to go up another
twenty percent this year. They already went up fourteen percent
around November and December.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
It's going to take a while to replace all those chickens.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Did you see, uh, did you see the videos of
dudes like those big hand trucks in Costco? Just they
had them all like one dude's buying I forget how
many dozens of dozens. It was stacked like it was
stacked like he was delivering a new ship exactly eggs.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Well, here's the thing, So that's what I said to him,
Like how I get it? You know, with crazy people
with toilet paper. They probably still have toilet paper from
the pandemic, but ats go bad. But they were saying
that a lot of these people probably run bakeries and
restaurants and like, well.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
We need it too bad. Well that that I would understand. Yeah,
but is there like not like a restaurant supplying.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
That's a good question. But it's affecting them too kind
of place.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
But I'm a fine with the you know, Target and
costco putting a limit like they did with the toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
People are nuts.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
What do you mean? So now it's a bird thing
bird flu thing? Huh? Whatdy? What are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Well, that's what it always was?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Yeah was it? Did we ever say it was not
something different?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
I don't recall.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
I can't wait to hear it.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I'm sure it's some political crazy person. Oh maybe yeah, maybe. No,
never has to go zero to political I no, I've
never I've never considered like the cost of something like
that to be uh, you know, a political thing.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Politically obsessed people are the most annoying people I'd rather
hang out with, you know, vegans.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
I'm not saying something exhausting. Yeah, all right, we're gonna
take a quick break more what he shows next. Hang up,
you guys are worried about the long term.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
It's so stiller, but no one's brought up the long
term effects.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
There's no circulation now to show you. I saw this picture.
It kept popping up. I'm like, what, then the hell
is that? I mean, it's goofy looking and I wouldn't
want to see it if I'm like, you know, in
(25:13):
the ocean on vacation, this deep sea angler fish.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Oh yeah, that.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Was It was spotted near the surface of the water.
This is near the Canary Islands off the coast of Africa,
so I'll never be going there. They call it the
black sea devil.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
There's a good reason for that, and.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
They typically swim between six hundred and fifty and sixty
five hundred feet below the ocean's surface.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
All the deep sea ones look crazy.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
They were to be seen.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yeah, they say there have been very few sightings of
this kind of fish. They're not sure why it was
so far from the depths of the ocean. But I mean,
look at this thing.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Yeah, my gosh, it's a nightmare.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
It's so ugly. It looks like it could work on
this show. It's not cute, right.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
And it has like it has like a hanging flashlight
above its head.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Does I thought that, I thought like some but he
had like hit it with like a dark but no,
that's it's got its own built in antenna like the
old like uh Toyota corollas used to have where you
could pull them out. Yeah, we track back in. It
would kind of gown back in toward the door frame
at the front of the door. In the front it
looks like in the frame. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Yeah, it looks like the fish in Finding Nemo.
Speaker 6 (26:20):
Yeah that when it's all dark and Dory swimming along
and then the light shines and they see the scary
fish and then they're simming all around.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Yeah, it looks what it looks like if a kid
had a coconut and was about to make like try
to make a face in it. Like it looks like
something that like a child dreams up in their nightmare. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
I think the other crazy looking fish. Have you seen
the one that has like the human teeth?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Yes, I hate that.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Fish.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Yeah, type type in fish with human teeth and you'll
see it and it's weird.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Don't forget the kind that can like waddle on land.
Oh right, you saw that walking towards you.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah, look at the one with the human teeth's.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Face so creepy that gives.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Me douche chills.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Ever heard of this thing?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
No, I don't like it.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Oh that that is really it looks like it has veneers.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
It's unnatural teeth.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Yeah, it looks like it went to a bad dentist.
You got some cheap caps.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
What are they eating?
Speaker 5 (27:14):
It looks like almost full of bowlers.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
I don't know. It looks like that fish with the
human teeth would eat corn nuts.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
How do they flyss?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (27:24):
How fish fly with seaweed?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
They have better teeth than a lot of people like
see yeah true walking around yeah true eight Look up
black sea devil. Look at this thing it is. It's
got like a j Leno chin. Yeah, giant like all fangs,
a whole face full of fangs. It's jet eyes, fat,
summer long, summer short, yeah, multiple rows and blos and
(27:50):
star wars yeah, bloods in hell.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
Yeah, shallow waters.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yeah. I don't like it. And we are into another
new insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's Tuesday morning,
It's February. The eleventh, twenty twenty five. Woodie Menace, Gina Grant,
Sammy Sea Bass is on his way back from his
(28:15):
Super Bowl adventures. He'll be back in here tomorrow with us.
Greg is out today because he's dealing with his issue
with his brother. His brother's on hospice. Really what the paliativeative,
palliative care?
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Never heard of that.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Yeah, I've not heard that either. Yeah, it's it's only
a matter of hours or whatever. It's it's it's it's
not good. But he's as of right now, he's he's
still alive that Greg's there with him. He's been spending
his whole day at the hospital. Yeah, he said he's
got about five hours of sleep since Friday. So it's
it's wrong, he said, it's it's it's more difficult than
he anticipated and he went into it thinking, you know, yeah,
(28:55):
it was going to be rough. Yeah, So our thoughts,
our love is with Greg today. All right, So we
got the phones open eight seven seven forty four. Woody
Caller ten right now, Morgan, let's get Caller ten and
we're gonna give away a Woody Show Valentine's Day.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Butt plug, so generous.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Now we put these on sale yesterday, only sixty nine available.
It's a limited time run. That's a hit, sixty nine,
then they're done. It was just supposed to be a
silly ass thing. I wasn't even quite sure we would
sell more than ten, But it turns out people think
it's hilarious and they are certainly buying them. This one.
This text just came in here just a few minutes ago, said, Hey, guys,
(29:34):
my husband asked me what I wanted for Valentine's Day,
and I sent him a list that included the Woody
Show butt plug and a hoodie wow, complete with a
link to the merch site. Pretty sure he ordered them
right away. I'm hoping the plug isn't too big. Can't
wait to rock them both. Oh my god, me love
that is from that's from Lauren five oh five. That's
(29:55):
pretty funny. That's pretty funny. Yah, But caller ten, so
you win the Woody Show butt plug, but you got
to tell us who you wanted to send it, who
you want us to send it to, and what you
would like the note to say. So be thinking about that.
And while I'm waiting for Morgan to get called ten,
I want to share this story because this idea really
(30:16):
kind of came from We weren't planning on that. We
were planning on doing the butt plug giveaway, but we
were just going to go to Amazon, find some random thing,
put it in the mail to the listeners, and so
they get this random package and whatever. And then somebody said,
we need to make custom ones. Can we do that?
And that was Gina, and she was and you got
to put all in on it. And I'm like, that's
too good. So I hit up Tim Martinez immediately and
(30:37):
I said, Tim, is this possible? Yeah, we start looking around,
we start and then we found a place that could
do it. So I went on from my own house,
my own device at my own house, and I ordered
all these butt plugs. I had the artwork done, I
had the whole thing is that were completely customizable, beautiful.
I had the artwork done. I bought a whole bunch
(31:00):
of them. I about eighty in total, so to cover
the giveaways, the six to nine we're going to sell,
and then just for a couple of people here on staff.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Thank you if if.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Anybody wants one, so sent off the order. Now the
order was made under my wife's name because it was
her account. The website. So anyway, my wife I didn't
tell her I was doing this, so she gets this email.
I'm gonna read you the email she said it to me.
She goes any idea about this. I'm assuming it's you. Hi, Jennifer,
(31:31):
thank you for shopping with us. We require additional information
to complete your order. Thanks for your order. I just
want to confirm you want eighty small butt plugs, all
with the same Woody show logo. Thanks Kathy.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
Yeah, Hi, Kathy, So.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
My wife writes back, Hi Kathy, Yes, that order is correct.
It's for a radio station morning show giveaway for Valentine's Day.
I am the show's host. I am the show host's
wife in charge arge of communication for this order. This
was not in my wedding vows.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
It's so good. Big shout out to Kathy for doing
her due diligence, and big shout out to jen for
having a good sense of humor.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
So anyway, yeah, so that's uh so, that's uh wow,
that's how that went down.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Yeah, it's a family issue.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Did you order some extras?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
No? I did. I ordered I ordered eighty total. We
need sixty nine to cell plus the ones that were
given away here on the.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
Air, plus some thank you gifts for the staff.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yeah, and then there are a couple left couple left
over for the for the staff.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Breaking news. Yeah, I know. We joked about this when
the when the mics were cold yesterday. But somebody just texted,
where can I submit my butt plug picks?
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Oh butt plug picture?
Speaker 4 (32:48):
We were we were having this conversation.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
You can, you can email it to us email at
the wodieshow dot com. I don't know what we're gonna
do with him, but if you really want to send
him out to somebody, I mean, I'm sure that uh public,
I'm sure Menace would love go through it. They would
love to check it out.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
I'll look at it.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Yeah, yeah, but you can you can get them. There
was just a small amount, literally like ten or so
last time I checked. If you go to woodieshow meerch
dot com, you can you can find there. And again,
to me, the funniest part about all this is just
the I just have this thing in my mind, this
image of my mind, not of somebody with their butt
plug in, but of them coming home and there was
(33:28):
this package there waiting for them that they weren't expecting,
and they open it up and this is what it
is with a note from someone they know I don't know.
To me, I think it sounds fun. We do a
lot of things around here just to entertain ourselves. I
hope you understand we're having the best time. Yeah, eight
seven seven forty four. That's eight seven seven forty four.
What let's say hello to uh Anthony? Hey, good morning Anthony,
(33:53):
Good morning, guys, good morning. All right, so I got
great news you my friend, our caller ninety eight. Yeah,
you won yourself. What do you show? Butt plug? And
so now, Anthony, all we need to know is, uh,
who are you gonna send this to? No? Last name
is just give me a first name please, I'll.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Just say Jay to see the unique name. But it's
my wife.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Everybody's got a unique name.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
That's up.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
All right, So you're gonna send it to your wife?
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (34:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
And then uh and then what would you like the
the the personalized note inside to.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Say, let's put happy rout time today, let's have some fun.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Oh okay, let's have Now. I have a question for you, guys.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yeah, is this coming to speak packaging? I don't need
my kids, you.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Know, Look, I don't I don't I don't think. I don't.
I don't think it's like, uh, you know, a box
of frosted flakes for Tony the Tigers on the outside
of it. Like I'm pretty sure, yeah, because I won't
know until Wednesday they're arriving at my house. Oh sweet, okay, yeah,
and then uh, I'll let everybody know. I'm pretty sure
they're probably just generic, like I'm guessing like some kind
(35:04):
of like a long gy like little rectangle box, but
we can't promise. Yeah, and then they're probably because the
promotions department is probably gonna have to put them in
something else to ship them out with the note. So
I'm assuming in that case, yes, maybe they can get
like a package of broccoli. And you know if the
kids you say it's for a paper weight, you know exactly. Yeah. Well, Anthony, congratulations, man,
(35:33):
hang on one second, man, we'll get all of your information.
And that sounds done. That's how you win a butt
plug on the radio. So stupid. There's a couple of
people who are really upset, but that's okay.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
We've sold your on.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
They're literally but hurt about it, yeah, which is kind
of funny. We can help them yet, if you want
to go get yours guarantee that you have one of
these limited edition on the Show items. Just set up
our new merch stores. Dry run of our merch store.
Just go to wood Show merch dot com. That's woodieshow
Merch dot com and get that stuff while it lasts
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