February 12, 2025 • 32 mins
Woody Show First Impressions, News Headlines & More!
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Yeah, so what did the first impressions before? Yes, and
uh that was set. You were out for UFC weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
We were, but we weren't actually at.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Usc Uisity area and.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
We went to a gas station store across the street. Yeah,
slash liquor store.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Those were very entertaining, they were.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
They were pretty funny.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (00:25):
Yeah, we asked them for a first impression on Sea Bass.
Here's what they had to say.
Speaker 7 (00:30):
You look like a manager. He looks like he'll fire
my ass. He looks like my boss. This looks like
you got looky money, you know, like the lod His
forehead is a little of normal. It's not it's not
the four fingers. It's the five fingers forehead usually have
to say about me. First impression.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
He looks like he's a morning drinker. It looks like
you down bro.
Speaker 8 (00:54):
Man. Man, I'm gonna be honest, man, you gotta hit
the gyms.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Word likely man, you know, no hard.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Feelings Like I like the shirt.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
They got to change up the jean zone. You need
a more to sauce show. Hit the gym. I'm gonna
be honest, hit.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I can see him getting my drink wrong, like I
can see him like oh, I ordered a frap.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
He gives me like the drink hot or something, you know,
you know where he would be good.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
He would be good.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
If you went to a lookalike contests for Seth Seth Rogan,
you guys, would you could win it?
Speaker 9 (01:26):
You could win it?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Okay? All right?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
The first based on these photos that in that case
Menace and Morgan brought out. These are photos that were
taking here at the radio station for promotional stuff and
to send to the salespeople as they go out and
pitch the show to different people and they go, oh, well,
this is what you know. This is Gina Sammy.
Speaker 10 (01:43):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Anyway, so these are some people that did not get
the first impression from the last time. One would be Sammy,
the other one would be Morgan. And then Vaughan.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Yeah, we're gonna hear from today. And where were you
for these this one?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I was at a bus stop outside of a chicken
spot and I talked to two different gentlemen and this
is gentleman number one talking about Morgan.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
All right, here we go. First impression on Morgan.
Speaker 8 (02:08):
I would not do cocaine with her. Like dog you
turn around that back, it's.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Gone bro like like damn good.
Speaker 8 (02:15):
But yeah, no, she is definitely not blonde. I thought
she was blind at first, but she's not. But hey,
her teeth are good, nice teeth. Yeah, but yeah, she's
a so like I feel like she would she would
just be like an OnlyFans and model, but like would
never do it, like like she just told me, oh,
I'm only fans. But she's not doing it at all,
like just scared, like I don't know, but she does
(02:36):
look nice. She looks like nice, like a nice lady.
I'm just sticking with the no cocaine, definitely not. Did
that falls a big nose to a lot of cocaine?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, because Morgan, you'll steal his stuff of giant. I'm
glad you clarified.
Speaker 11 (02:49):
It's because the big notes. It's funny. I did have
a cocaine problem a few years ago. No, yeah, I
knew you're like twenty twenty. Oh yeah, when COVID hit,
I partied way too hard.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Did you take everybody's cocaine? Unfortunately?
Speaker 11 (03:03):
Well, fortunately she's no longer welcome to certain places they
were giving it.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
And then what made what made you stop? Did you
have a bad experience or U?
Speaker 11 (03:12):
No, I had a great time ran out of money
and I had to get my ish together.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Run out of money for sure, Yeah happened.
Speaker 12 (03:21):
There's never really left over drugs.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, dude, I was shocked. Yeah, this guy she has
only fans which did really use it.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
She's like lines which we're talking about. She wants to
get money together for that nose job. She's opened to
the to the foot thing, especially feet, and putting like
different scenarios in scenes. Yeah, we've been spit ball, build sets,
will build the sets for her foot?
Speaker 11 (03:44):
Could we do a calendar?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Oh yeah, sure? Why all right?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
So here's another guy at the bus stop, and then
also his friend chimes in as well.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Okay, it's still Morgan, Yes, all right. First impression on
Morgan she.
Speaker 10 (03:55):
Played volleyball or swimmer sometimes her I know, she cool,
She probably got a good, good going in her life.
Speaker 9 (04:07):
She probably be able to take talk of and florenser type.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Is she cool?
Speaker 9 (04:10):
I don't got nothing to say about her?
Speaker 10 (04:11):
All right?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
How her name? They guessed her name?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
You are not knowing about that.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Don't listen to the.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Show because you heard the surprise in their voice. Oh
really wait?
Speaker 12 (04:23):
Yeah, I wanted and I played volleyball my whole life
nothing to say about her except I know her name exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
They were gentlemen.
Speaker 10 (04:33):
Good.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Uh they sound cute, dude, it was insane, like both
people like I just could look at Morgan and know.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Who she is.
Speaker 12 (04:43):
She has she does have that former high school athlete
look because just as she's tall and you know, beefy.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
And you played beef.
Speaker 12 (04:53):
Not not not not chunky, but you know, got a
good build to her, muscular, strong, I mean a sports build.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
You don't. You don't look beefy at all. That photo,
that's the one they're looking at it. But I'm saying
that's the one they're looking at. Yeah, yeah, forget not Morgan,
not beefy.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
But they guessed her name.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
It's like a Morgan.
Speaker 12 (05:13):
Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
What do you show first impression? So that was Morgan.
Who's next?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
We have Sammy.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Yeah, here's a picture of Sammy. She's you described the outfit.
I don't know what you would call that kind of
like it's a it's a it's like a very very
long skirt that goes all the way down. Yeah yeah,
it's a MIDI showing no ankle, but she certainly certainly
is showing shoulders shoulder. Right.
Speaker 13 (05:35):
Yeah, it's an off the shoulder shirt with a skirt
that hits at the waist and he adds a long, yeah,
flowery skirt.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Okay, all right, well here we go. This is Sammy's
first impression with the dudes outside the chicken joint at
the bus stop.
Speaker 8 (05:48):
She looks like she's got an Etsy shop that doesn't
do very well. The only people, she says, is like
a close family. Like she's not a witch, but she
hangs around witches. So it's like, here, hold these stone
and let's hold hands in hum. But it's not like, no,
all these women have immaculate teeth. Definitely, I'm sticking with
the Etsy shop. She's definitely got a failed ETSI shop,
(06:09):
like and like three or four of them, you know
what I mean, Like, definitely, definitely, all right, I.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Do have an Etsy shop, yet it's not a failure.
Wait a minute, you have an Etsy shop.
Speaker 13 (06:21):
Yeah, but I just like put like Santa hats on it,
I think last year.
Speaker 9 (06:27):
Yeah, you guys knew that.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
And I mean I've said that's the only thing I know.
Speaker 12 (06:30):
Yeah, yeah, that's the only thing that's on there. It's
not I mean, it's not her livelihood.
Speaker 13 (06:34):
Right, I just made them and then I put.
Speaker 12 (06:35):
Them on it.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
It's not a failure.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Yeah right, super active.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Did you end up selling a ton of those? Yeah?
Speaker 12 (06:42):
I almost sold out.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Wow wow, Okay, and not even from I'm like family.
Speaker 13 (06:48):
Yeah, or like, I don't even think listeners or anything.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
It was just like people who got discovered. Yeah take
that bus stop guys.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Well they also call it Santa Hat Jesus into garbage
like astrology.
Speaker 12 (06:59):
Yeah, suburban right, for sure.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
These guys are good.
Speaker 9 (07:03):
All right.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
So some more first impressions on Sammy.
Speaker 9 (07:07):
She like my teacher.
Speaker 10 (07:08):
She like one of my teachers. Like she look like
regular lady, nice sweetheart lady. Is she cross eyed?
Speaker 9 (07:12):
It's kind of crazy to me. I ain't gonna lie.
She's not really that bad.
Speaker 10 (07:16):
Like, I don't think none of my homies like that
to get a like probably some some frat dudes, some
frat dudes in the frat club. I wouldn't know nobody
that would want to talk to that, like at all.
She like a teacher, like a lonely teacher, cat lady type.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Okay, she cross eyed, and I looked at the photo closely.
I'm like, oh, it could be because.
Speaker 12 (07:40):
One eyes to the side. Yeah, but she does in
general have a lazy eye, right, Is that I didn't notice?
Speaker 13 (07:47):
It's just because I'm looking like to the side out
of that one eye, okay.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Out of the one.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah. You don't have to worry about these guys.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Okay, they don't want to get with you.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
By the way, I'm pretty sure, yeah that if given
the opportunity, not saying she looks like a T shirt.
Speaker 12 (08:08):
Yeah, I don't know if your homies are not discriminate anybody,
all right, will.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
He showed first impressions. Next would be Vonne the picture
of von that you're using that handsome man.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
All right, So Vaughan is uh, he's standing there, he's
doing this like ature like he's got double rock horns.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Yeah, he has one on each shirt on that's white.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Great posture, big smile, yeah, big smile.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
He looks like like a happy due. Let's see what
these guys have to say in Vaughn's first impression.
Speaker 9 (08:38):
That's a fake.
Speaker 8 (08:41):
That's guarantee, that's fake.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
You got the Alley's right here. Look, he looks like
a like like he's gonna set you up for a trap.
Speaker 8 (08:48):
Ain't gonna rob you with those those Jesus, those Jesse
you know what, he's doing his thing. He looks like
he's still trying to rap, but he still can't play basketball,
So either way, it's not gonna good. He's gonna try,
you're gonna try.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
No, Yeah, he does, does he wrap? I know he
plays basketball because he plays basketball.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
With Gina's husband. We played on the show.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Oh that's right, Yeah, yeah, that's that's right. All right,
all right, all right, so yeah, I mean also pretty good.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Yea, these guys are.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
They're very insightful. They can tell a lot. Just buy
a picture. They say that, you know, you really shouldn't
judge a book by its cover.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
You can.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
Yeah, Like, I don't know. Vaughn wouldn't rob anybody. No,
but we'll take anything free you got. He's here offering
it up.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I had some factory meals that we're about to expire,
and I brought him in yesterday.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
I brought him because I knew that Vaughn would love them,
and he did. He brought him all home.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah, all right, well we have one more.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, more on von first impressions.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
It is right here. I don't know.
Speaker 10 (09:45):
He is like fried like he fry hard like who
will want to tap in with him? He cheesing all
extra hard. He looked jolly. Oh no, maybe maybe some
desc beat bitches trying to tap in got apple watch regular?
Speaker 9 (09:58):
He looks regular, but he's not.
Speaker 10 (10:00):
You have it in the fake on the ass, like
thee is cool, but the shirt is like freaky, Like
that's that's like some twenty nineteenes.
Speaker 9 (10:05):
I wouldn't award that back in the day.
Speaker 12 (10:08):
Yeah, he's fry.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
What does that mean? Mean he's high?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
I would say the easiest way to explain it, like
a stoner, Like that's accurate.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
He comes to work every day high. Yeah he's high
right now? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Yeah, but there are one hundred out of one hundred?
Speaker 12 (10:22):
Is that a fake for Saucy sertin menace?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
No, that's not even for Sacchi. If you knew what
Fisachi was, you would know that was not a firstai.
Speaker 12 (10:31):
But is it like is it for Sachi adjacent? Like
he's trying to pretend.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
I fired because I look at that pattern, I'm like, oh,
that is a bandana pattern, not a Fsachi pattern.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Okay, yeah, I think he's ross guy Ross.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
That's why it's firs Sachi.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
What do you show first impressions.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
I'm telling you, man, yea, you you're doing a good
job with these Wow.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, I mean you're finding some really good people outside
the chicken spot and the station stop. Yeah, first impressions
with where the people with the personality are you? I
will take a quick break. More Woody Show is next.
Hang on, boy, howdie that sure got a tasty kid.
Speaker 9 (11:11):
Do it the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
We'll be right back. That is a bitch.
Speaker 12 (11:15):
What he's a bitch, Chriich's a bit, Tamy's a bitch.
And therefore, until further notice, they are all banned.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I hate the way that you walk, the way that
you talk, I hate the way that you dress. I
hate the way that you sneak.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
This.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
If I chest flight, it's gonna.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Beat the rat the Woody Show.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
All right, Well, phones through open eight seven seven forty four, Wooding.
You can set us a text over to two nine
eight seven. Dude, Moving sucks, as Port can tell you,
as Sea Bass can tell you. Oh yeah, I've moved
a billion times, and let me go through. I'll tell
you exactly how many times I moved. I went from
Pittsburgh to New Jersey, New Jersey to Portland, Oregon. Portland, Oregon,
(11:56):
back to New Jersey, New Jersey to Saint Louis, Saint
Louis to New York City, New York City to Saint Louis,
Saint Louis to Chicago, Chicago to San Francisco, San Francisco
to Saint Louis, Saint Louis to Los Angeles.
Speaker 12 (12:06):
Ten Is there anything that's moved with you in the
hidious places besides like a T shirt that made every
single move No, no, or something. I don't know, I
don't think so. Yeah, but it sucks and I've done it,
actually heard a billion times. It could be smooth, yeah,
but it always sucks. It's always a hassle, huge pain
in the ass.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
So people were asked like, what's the worst part of moving?
And overall it's just the stress. Eighty two percent say
it was stressful. Ninety two percent of people who moved
over the last twelve months say that they face challenges
like just bigger than expected, hassle, bigger than expected expense.
Always say Sea Bass is just saying and being sad
to leave your old place. Noyeah, Yeah, were you sad,
(12:46):
Sea Bass?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
I mean, what kind of loser? Answer?
Speaker 7 (12:48):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
The same thing, you know, sad every time I moved.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Yeah, Sea Bass.
Speaker 14 (12:52):
I think this might go down the gender line because
I've been saying like, man, this was a good apartment, or.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Like wow, I really like you like living there, but
like you felt, you felt sadness. I felt a loss
because usually I'm more excited about the new place, like
like bored. I know for sure, will you he's not
gonna be sad when he moves. Oh god, no, no,
not this place my last place. Prior to this, I
was sad at how good it was at one point.
So when we were leaving, I was like, oh man,
(13:17):
this place was good until it wasn't. And this current place,
oh man, I cannot get out of here fast enough.
Speaker 12 (13:23):
If you're doing it on purpose, I don't see it
like it's okay. Like God, well, when my parents die
and they sell their house, that's a different story.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
Right when you leave your childhood home. I can understand
that there are a lot of people who said they
wish they would have used the opportunity to get rid
of more crap. Oh, donating stuff stuff you don't need,
trashing this stuff you don't want.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Now on the.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Stress thing, seventeen percent of people said moving is more stressful.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Than getting laid off.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
How okay.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
Twenty nine percent say moving's more stressful than having a baby,
nineteen percent say it's more stressful than getting a divorce,
fourteen percent said moving's more stressful.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Than a death in the family.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Oh my god, And thirty five percent say moving is
more stressful than planning a wedding.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
What everyone becomes so over dramatic.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Let's to be the therapy, rights, Yeah it is.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I blame the therapy.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
It is the wedd show.
Speaker 12 (14:13):
If you go out in the hall and test fire
and there's no smell, and then you come in here any.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Far loud woody show. Oh babe, it's Craig, Yeah plump.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
Greg's brother is still in bad shape, but still with us,
still alive, but just deteriorating by the by the moment.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
It sounds like, so we've been saying that for the
last couple of days. Doctors are actually still really surprised.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
That that he hasn't passed yet. But that's that's the
latest update. And I think Greg's partner, Mario is making
his way up there on Friday.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yeah, ok.
Speaker 6 (14:52):
And then he'll spend you know, Friday, Saturday and then
on Sunday. That way, Greg doesn't have to fly home
because you know, Greg is flying.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Don't really miss he doese not like note does not lug.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
No, So yeah, Greg will probably be driving back with Mario.
I mean, unless this thing drags out, but I don't
I don't know how much more Greg can take.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Poor guy. He posted that thing on Facebook on the
what do you show a Facebook thing? Whatever? The group
A lot of people, very nice well wishers. Thank you.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
Everybody's been so sweet. And I know that stuff means
a ton. You know, he's an emotional a little bit,
you know. Yeah, so it means a lot to Greg.
He loves it means it, you know what it does.
It means it means a lot to all of us.
You know when when you guys step up for any
one of us. We mentioned that, you know, yeah previously,
but thank you. And that's a that is the update there.
How great is this? A restaurant worker snitched on an
(15:40):
uber each driver who was not in a rush, and
so they saw this guy.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
He was just sitting there eating his.
Speaker 6 (15:46):
Food while the food he was supposed to be picked up,
he was already ready what and he was just sitting
there enjoying his meal while the stuff's getting cold. So
the guy at the restaurant included a note in the
customer's bag saying, Hi, your driver ate lunch while your
order was ready. I remade it fresh. Give him one star. Oh,
I love that.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
I love that kind of snitching.
Speaker 12 (16:06):
I'm all for narc good. That's the kind of snitching
that people hate. What do you mean because it's service
industry telling on other service industry.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Yeah, but that's gonna when they get their food and
it's not good to the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
What line is this that's not crossed the service line?
Speaker 12 (16:22):
I guarantee people will text it and be in favor
of not in favor of this.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
Oh no, the the comments are very much on the
restaurant workers side.
Speaker 12 (16:32):
From from a from a user standpoint, obviously, I do
like it, but I'm just saying, you know.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
It reflects, it reflects poorly.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
I'm not sure if this is I don't know what
kind of place this was, if it was like a
chain place or just a privately owned place. It was
a privately owned place that could reflect very poorly. If
they're getting like this really cold.
Speaker 14 (16:47):
Yeah, right, especially if it's a mom and pop place.
That place had to eat that cost and remake them.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah. So Seabas, you're saying there's a code that we
don't know about.
Speaker 12 (16:55):
It as someone who's worked in kitchens and someone who's
worked as a food delivery driver, that that would be
that would be against code.
Speaker 14 (17:01):
Well, too bad, because I've constantly wonder why I'm getting
food that's ice cold when you can see when it
left the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yeah, so you know stops.
Speaker 6 (17:12):
Probably, Yeah, other stops you can do that thing where
it says, hey, have it direct to you for an
extra whatever. Oh really, and the time delivery is like
two minutes earlier.
Speaker 12 (17:23):
The track and the food delivery and okay, go to
go downstairs because they're gonna be here. Then I see
they're a mile down the road for fifteen minutes. We'll
stop an our convenience store for another delivery. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (17:31):
And while we're talking about food, daily mention of Japan
where a woman there in Japan arrested for destruction of
property for squishing a sweet bun at a convenience store.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
She said she was trying to check its firmness.
Speaker 12 (17:43):
Oh that's how you got to do it.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
And shit, you don't get arrested for jack Here, you
can pretty much murder somebody and get away with the store.
And it's not like she put it on the ground
and stopped it with her foot. Apparently, she claims she
picked it up and she held it in her hands
just kind of like like she's like just stays a
little bit and just to see if it was fresh
or you know.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
And then she didn't buy it.
Speaker 6 (18:05):
Well, no, they because they immediately called the cops on her,
and she got because they said that she left an
impression on it that wouldn't come out, so therefore it
was ruined and they couldn't resell it, and so that's
how she was arrested for destruction of property.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Well, they stepped to quick in Japan.
Speaker 12 (18:20):
Use an authentic Japanese accent.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
They no mess around.
Speaker 12 (18:24):
Your finger prints.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
You have been studying you that's English words.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
But obviously, I mean if you go to a Japanese bakery,
it looks photo ready every single time.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Everything would have got.
Speaker 12 (18:37):
The death sentence for licking it.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
The donut.
Speaker 9 (18:40):
That's right, it's great.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
It's a great thing in the morning with the coffee,
you have a little morning gratitude. I feel like I
want to stop. Oh my gosh, I started sweating like crazy.
Speaker 13 (18:51):
I'm a little upset that we ruined good donut wood show.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
Us. Uh, that's when you guys were talking about Zen right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Men couldn't take it. I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yeah, I'm gonna find another one over super Bowl weekend. Yeah,
but I was like, not a good time. Burt Crush
is a big fan of zines and you're heading them.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
And then to start the day with a little gratitude.
Speaker 12 (19:15):
Oh did you? I replied that we got an email
asking if we wanted to be an endorse servers in
and I applied enthusiastically.
Speaker 10 (19:20):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah, I said no to that one. Hell yeah, I
didn't even try what we had in the studio.
Speaker 12 (19:25):
It's giant in the frek community and I, of course
in the of course.
Speaker 6 (19:28):
Yes, and the leading feminist, which is why usual of
those things conflict.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yeah that's what.
Speaker 12 (19:31):
Yeah, the renaissance man.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Yeah, to be women in Sweden, they're like obsessed.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
With Yeah, they always have one in their lip.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (19:40):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Interesting.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
We got the news headlines coming up for you this hour.
We got a WOODI show, Valentine's Day butt plug. Now
we're opening up the phones at eight seven seven forty four.
Morgan did me a favor. You're gonna start with caller ten.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 10 (19:57):
No?
Speaker 9 (19:57):
I can't.
Speaker 10 (19:57):
Ye.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
Okay, you're gonna start with caller ten and then just
get three people. But what I'm asking for before you
even call in, have a good message, because we had
one message which was, you know the guy, what would
you like to have on the note? So when we
send this to your girl and she opens it up,
it says it's from you. No, he said it was
(20:18):
for his girl, all right, Yeah, And so like, what
would you like the message to be? And it says
enjoy And they're like, okay, he goes or something. So
we literally put on the note that goes to this
butt plug enjoy or something. I think we can do
better than that. People in the text have done a
really good job with it. Yes, yes, anyway, So that's
that's what we're looking for. We're looking for somebody, please,
(20:38):
something we could say on the radio, right and out
of the three we'll just pick whichever won we think
is the best one, and you will get the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Valentine's Day.
Speaker 6 (20:45):
Butt Plug phones are open now at eight seven seven
forty four Woody.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
That's eight seven seven forty four Woody. Well, Morgan's going
through those people. You gotta be aware of scammers. Scammers
are out there. There's been the we talked about it.
Speaker 6 (20:59):
A lot of people still get those text messages saying
that you have an outstanding uh toll roads violation.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Hey what are you sorry?
Speaker 11 (21:06):
Can you turn my mic off?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Sure, I'm sorry? Yeah, hell yeah, Well we'd like to
hear her doing her job.
Speaker 6 (21:14):
So anyway, Uh, that's a scam. Don't click on anything.
Call the toll road authority, uh wherever you are, and
they can tell you if you have an evasion notice
like a little and they'll say, oh, well, we're going
to report you to the DMV. No, it's it's completely fake.
They're just looking for information. They looking for you to
put a credit card in, which is how these are working.
(21:35):
So people are still getting warned about that.
Speaker 12 (21:37):
I'm sure tax refunds on that list, right yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
Oh and then uh, Menace was doing something yesterday and
he said he kept getting these.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Uh they're like spam calls.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Yeh, spam calls for home improvement stuff, yeah, all kinds
of stuff. Uh yeah, I had my I usually have
my Do not Disturb on, but I had it off
because I was expecting a call and I just so
happened to be sitting in my home studio. So I
was like, oh, you know what, I'm going to record
these calls on here. And so I got three calls
like right in a row.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
My favorite one is the one that I'm be getting
a lot lately that says I have unpaid student loan debt. Okay,
like the joke's on you, loser, I never went to college.
Speaker 14 (22:17):
I was going to ask you guys about this one.
The other day, I got one that says there was
an unauthorized payment process to my PayPal account.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (22:25):
I looked and it was like coinbase four hundred and
twelve dollars and forty five cents, and I kind of
started to panic, but I was like, always do the
first thing, which is click on the actual email to
see if it's from PayPal or whatever.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
No, it's from.
Speaker 14 (22:37):
Eumail dot net. Oh okay, so I'm just gonna go
ahead and ignore that.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
That sounds legit. The other one is how your package
can't be delivered?
Speaker 12 (22:45):
Oh yeah, yeah, I can't imagine Gen has anything on
coinbase either.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
I don't know what coinbase is exactly.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Crypto. Yeah, sure you don't own any crypto.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
I may have as a joke, but I don't know
how to find it.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Oh good.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Do you want to hear these calls that menace was fielding?
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yeah, these are the the spam call. They're all in
a row, right, yeah, okay, kind of mess with them.
Was cragging.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
I'm sorry, was cragging giving your call to inform me
about about your home improvements?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Ye? Can you hear me? Ye?
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Can you understand English?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I thank you so much? And I see there.
Speaker 12 (23:31):
Hold on with the chickens on your end of her I'm.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Gonna say where farm is she on her end?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Sorry?
Speaker 12 (23:38):
Tell what chickens and my monkeys to shut up for
a second.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah you speak English?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
See, and thank you so much?
Speaker 11 (23:48):
And I see.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yee.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
It's like trying to get all all the shooting for
me about pretty estimate for any home improvement?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Oh for real?
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Yes, sir, I got mad houses brou all right, the
sub with it.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
I'm just asking you, is there any projects can maybe
like to do?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yee?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Trying to get a jacuzie up in this bitch. You
know what I'm saying, so, what's up?
Speaker 4 (24:20):
You have been added, so do not call it goodbye?
Speaker 11 (24:24):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
So, yeah I got blocked.
Speaker 9 (24:27):
Oh no, yee.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
I'm gonna need you to email that to me.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
That was fantastic.
Speaker 12 (24:33):
You sound very sober, I know.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Were you not on your edibles yet or no? Weed Seltzer,
That wasn't.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
No, I'm trying to get a Jacuzie up in this, bitch.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yeah, I'm calling you about your home improvements. Oh really,
I'm trying to get a Jacuzia up in this.
Speaker 12 (24:50):
I wonder if they only looking look like, if they're
only on the lookout for old people. Probably why I
hate that?
Speaker 14 (24:57):
Well, that's why you got to get that grandma that
AI grandma in the UK. Yeah, that'll keep him on
the phone.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Would you like some tea?
Speaker 12 (25:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
But it was hard not to laugh when I heard
that rooster in the background.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Yeah I have I have that clip, yeah grandma AI. Yeah,
well he looks for it. Yeah, so some developers used AI.
So if spam callers are calling you, this fake grandma
will just talk to him and keep.
Speaker 12 (25:27):
Him on for as long an hour.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Yeah, here it is.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
So this is the the old lady hears a fake AI,
Grandma messed with these.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
So w is then adult?
Speaker 13 (25:37):
Three times w and then dog, I think your profession
is bothering people, right.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I'm just trying to have a little chat. It's nearly
been an hour.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Gosh, how time, Flowers.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
It's showing me a picture of my cat, Fluffy.
Speaker 11 (25:53):
It's showing you the picture of your card, Fluffy.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Just stop calling me? Did you stupid?
Speaker 5 (25:58):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Dear, because while they're busy talking to me, they can't
be scamming you. And let's face it, dear, I've got
all the time in the world. Yeah, on a connor,
I'm not real.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
I love that she sounds like this is doubtfire.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yeah kind of, yeah, a little bit. All right, let's
get away. What do you show Valentine's Day? Butt boy?
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Be careful out there a lot of scammers. Yeah, eight seven,
four wooding.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (26:23):
Now, we started with collar ten and we'll get to three,
and then out of the three, you guys will decide
which one has the best note to whoever this butt
plug is going to and they will be the winner.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Let's go to Jason. Hey, good morning, Jason, good morning.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
What do you show?
Speaker 10 (26:40):
How are you.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
We're doing fantastic. Now, Jason, what would you like your
note to say? And but oh, let me ask first,
who's this going to?
Speaker 5 (26:48):
My girlfriend? Kelly?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
All right?
Speaker 6 (26:50):
So your girlfriend, Kelly, how long you guys been together?
Long enough that she would appreciate a butt plug? Or
she's gonna be mad about it?
Speaker 9 (26:58):
You know?
Speaker 14 (26:59):
No, no, no, she's definitely get a kick out of it,
and she would love getting it from the show that.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Oh she's gonna get it.
Speaker 10 (27:05):
All right.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
So, Jason, for your girlfriend, what was your what would
your message be?
Speaker 5 (27:11):
My message would be happy Valentine's Day? Baby? Now, pop
on over, let's pop it in.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Oh, okay, hey, direct, all right, that's all right, that's
option number one, you guys, that's Jason. Hang on, Jason.
Let's go to Wayne. Hey, good morning, Wayne, Hey guys,
good morning, good morning. All right, So who would your
butt plug go to if you are the winner? Here
to my wife? All right?
Speaker 6 (27:34):
And how long have you guys been together? Would she appreciated?
What do you show Valentine's d but plug?
Speaker 5 (27:40):
We all find out?
Speaker 12 (27:42):
All right?
Speaker 6 (27:43):
All right, now, Wayne, what would your message to her be?
If you are the winner.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
After thirty three years?
Speaker 8 (27:50):
I can't think of a better way to end Valentine's
Day than in your end?
Speaker 6 (27:55):
Ah al all right, to end to end, in your end?
I like that, all right, Wayne, Hang on one second.
We'll go to a one last option here, and that
would be Josh Hey, good morning.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Josh, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Good morning. All right, So Josh, who would this go to?
Speaker 5 (28:14):
This would go to my best friend Aaron as a joke.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
All right.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
We always then messed up stuff to each other back
and forth. He send me glitter bombs and stuff like that.
Speaker 6 (28:24):
Yeah, all right, And so what would the what would
the note to Aaron say.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
Hey, man, just want to keep you filled in?
Speaker 6 (28:33):
Okay, that's clever, that's clever. I like that one, all right,
Hang on, Josh, all right. So those are the options.
Option number one, Jason, I love you baby, pop on
over and pop it in.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Wayne.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
After thirty three years, I can't think of a better
way to end Valentine's Day than in your rear end
or Josh who wants to send it to his buddy Aaron,
god gift, just want.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
To keep you filled in?
Speaker 12 (28:56):
Yeah, I wish he hadn't said gag gift, which he
had said for real.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yeah, but it's kind of fun.
Speaker 6 (28:59):
When you buddy opens that up and go, I'm saying
I'm saying to my buddy Aaron for real, Yeah, tell us.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
To get it. Yeah all right, Uh Sammy, who could
your vote? Josh Josh Menace. I'll go Josh going Josh.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
I like Jason because they're huge fans, but I mean.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Josh going with Josh.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
All right, Well you guys, that covers. That's enough for
the win.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
Congratulations to you, Josh, You're the winner of the Winter
Show Valentine's Day butt block. You're gonna have this nice
butt plug sent off to a Aaron And that's all
you wanted to say, right, Just want to keep you
filled in it?
Speaker 5 (29:39):
Yeah, okay, hold on, just Jordan sweet, just like the
butt plug, I just want.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
To keep you filled. And that's going to uh Aaron.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
And a Ron?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Aaron, where are you? Yeah, just give me in.
Speaker 9 (29:51):
Where is a a Ron?
Speaker 12 (29:52):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
He's in the bathroom with the butt plug right? Alright?
Speaker 6 (29:57):
Well, Josh, congratulations, hang on one second, will get all
of your information now. The the bup plugs are sold
out on the Woody Show merch store.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
They're gone.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
We only had a certain number up there, sixty nine
to be exact, those are gone, but you got more
chances to win.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Keep listening for your chance show join fun.
Speaker 6 (30:17):
Oh, let's go do it for Wednesday morning. We have
the full show podcast. It's waiting for you. Just go
to the Woody Show dot com Today more first impressions. Yes,
if you ever wonder what kind of first impression you make?
We all know around here. Oh yeah, because Menace has
taken some of our photos out there.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
This is the second round that we've done. Yeah, the
people that we missed. Yeah, so you can go back.
You can hear that. Just go to the Woodieshow dot com.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
Also the abbreviate the Highlight podcast fifteen to thirty minutes
of our favorite stuff of the day, trying to use
headlines and more. That's all on today's podcast Tomorrow a
pre Friday Thursday morning.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
And allergies can be a bitch.
Speaker 6 (30:55):
Oh yeah, And there's somebody that Gina has found because
she her algorithm, Like my stuff is I told you,
Like there was the pregnant lady with no arms slouched
on a couch while someone was rubbing oil on her belly. Okay,
that's the stuff that shows up for mine. Gina has
this person who is allergic to something very unique. And
we're not even gonna tell you what it is yet,
(31:16):
because that's what we call them, the business a tease.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
We'll tell you this.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
It's a bum out.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
It's a total bum out.
Speaker 6 (31:22):
And I actually got a couple of things, and once
you mentioned it to me, I started finding other things
that like other strange things that people are allergic to.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Do you have a strange allergy? Do you want to
share with us?
Speaker 6 (31:30):
But yeah, tomorrow you're gonna hear about a couple doozies,
that and more tomorrow Thursday here on the Woody Show.
Anything you got for us between now and then, you
can leave on the after hours voicemail eight seven seven
forty four Woody A's eight seven seven forty four Woody.
Speaker 9 (31:45):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (31:45):
Also tomorrow another chance to win a Woody Show Valentine's
Day butt plug all right, which are now officially sold out?
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Oh nice?
Speaker 6 (31:53):
Yeah, those are gone, So the only way to get
one in you is to win one, and you can
do that tomorrow here on the Woody Shell.
Speaker 11 (32:01):
I
Yeah, so what did the first impressions before? Yes, and
uh that was set. You were out for UFC weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
We were, but we weren't actually at.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Usc Uisity area and.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
We went to a gas station store across the street. Yeah,
slash liquor store.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Those were very entertaining, they were.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
They were pretty funny.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (00:25):
Yeah, we asked them for a first impression on Sea Bass.
Here's what they had to say.
Speaker 7 (00:30):
You look like a manager. He looks like he'll fire
my ass. He looks like my boss. This looks like
you got looky money, you know, like the lod His
forehead is a little of normal. It's not it's not
the four fingers. It's the five fingers forehead usually have
to say about me. First impression.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
He looks like he's a morning drinker. It looks like
you down bro.
Speaker 8 (00:54):
Man. Man, I'm gonna be honest, man, you gotta hit
the gyms.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Word likely man, you know, no hard.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Feelings Like I like the shirt.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
They got to change up the jean zone. You need
a more to sauce show. Hit the gym. I'm gonna
be honest, hit.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I can see him getting my drink wrong, like I
can see him like oh, I ordered a frap.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
He gives me like the drink hot or something, you know,
you know where he would be good.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
He would be good.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
If you went to a lookalike contests for Seth Seth Rogan,
you guys, would you could win it?
Speaker 9 (01:26):
You could win it?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Okay? All right?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
The first based on these photos that in that case
Menace and Morgan brought out. These are photos that were
taking here at the radio station for promotional stuff and
to send to the salespeople as they go out and
pitch the show to different people and they go, oh, well,
this is what you know. This is Gina Sammy.
Speaker 10 (01:43):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Anyway, so these are some people that did not get
the first impression from the last time. One would be Sammy,
the other one would be Morgan. And then Vaughan.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Yeah, we're gonna hear from today. And where were you
for these this one?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I was at a bus stop outside of a chicken
spot and I talked to two different gentlemen and this
is gentleman number one talking about Morgan.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
All right, here we go. First impression on Morgan.
Speaker 8 (02:08):
I would not do cocaine with her. Like dog you
turn around that back, it's.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Gone bro like like damn good.
Speaker 8 (02:15):
But yeah, no, she is definitely not blonde. I thought
she was blind at first, but she's not. But hey,
her teeth are good, nice teeth. Yeah, but yeah, she's
a so like I feel like she would she would
just be like an OnlyFans and model, but like would
never do it, like like she just told me, oh,
I'm only fans. But she's not doing it at all,
like just scared, like I don't know, but she does
(02:36):
look nice. She looks like nice, like a nice lady.
I'm just sticking with the no cocaine, definitely not. Did
that falls a big nose to a lot of cocaine?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, because Morgan, you'll steal his stuff of giant. I'm
glad you clarified.
Speaker 11 (02:49):
It's because the big notes. It's funny. I did have
a cocaine problem a few years ago. No, yeah, I
knew you're like twenty twenty. Oh yeah, when COVID hit,
I partied way too hard.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Did you take everybody's cocaine? Unfortunately?
Speaker 11 (03:03):
Well, fortunately she's no longer welcome to certain places they
were giving it.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
And then what made what made you stop? Did you
have a bad experience or U?
Speaker 11 (03:12):
No, I had a great time ran out of money
and I had to get my ish together.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Run out of money for sure, Yeah happened.
Speaker 12 (03:21):
There's never really left over drugs.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, dude, I was shocked. Yeah, this guy she has
only fans which did really use it.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
She's like lines which we're talking about. She wants to
get money together for that nose job. She's opened to
the to the foot thing, especially feet, and putting like
different scenarios in scenes. Yeah, we've been spit ball, build sets,
will build the sets for her foot?
Speaker 11 (03:44):
Could we do a calendar?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Oh yeah, sure? Why all right?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
So here's another guy at the bus stop, and then
also his friend chimes in as well.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Okay, it's still Morgan, Yes, all right. First impression on
Morgan she.
Speaker 10 (03:55):
Played volleyball or swimmer sometimes her I know, she cool,
She probably got a good, good going in her life.
Speaker 9 (04:07):
She probably be able to take talk of and florenser type.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Is she cool?
Speaker 9 (04:10):
I don't got nothing to say about her?
Speaker 10 (04:11):
All right?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
How her name? They guessed her name?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
You are not knowing about that.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Don't listen to the.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Show because you heard the surprise in their voice. Oh
really wait?
Speaker 12 (04:23):
Yeah, I wanted and I played volleyball my whole life
nothing to say about her except I know her name exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
They were gentlemen.
Speaker 10 (04:33):
Good.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Uh they sound cute, dude, it was insane, like both
people like I just could look at Morgan and know.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Who she is.
Speaker 12 (04:43):
She has she does have that former high school athlete
look because just as she's tall and you know, beefy.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
And you played beef.
Speaker 12 (04:53):
Not not not not chunky, but you know, got a
good build to her, muscular, strong, I mean a sports build.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
You don't. You don't look beefy at all. That photo,
that's the one they're looking at it. But I'm saying
that's the one they're looking at. Yeah, yeah, forget not Morgan,
not beefy.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
But they guessed her name.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
It's like a Morgan.
Speaker 12 (05:13):
Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
What do you show first impression? So that was Morgan.
Who's next?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
We have Sammy.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Yeah, here's a picture of Sammy. She's you described the outfit.
I don't know what you would call that kind of
like it's a it's a it's like a very very
long skirt that goes all the way down. Yeah yeah,
it's a MIDI showing no ankle, but she certainly certainly
is showing shoulders shoulder. Right.
Speaker 13 (05:35):
Yeah, it's an off the shoulder shirt with a skirt
that hits at the waist and he adds a long, yeah,
flowery skirt.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Okay, all right, well here we go. This is Sammy's
first impression with the dudes outside the chicken joint at
the bus stop.
Speaker 8 (05:48):
She looks like she's got an Etsy shop that doesn't
do very well. The only people, she says, is like
a close family. Like she's not a witch, but she
hangs around witches. So it's like, here, hold these stone
and let's hold hands in hum. But it's not like, no,
all these women have immaculate teeth. Definitely, I'm sticking with
the Etsy shop. She's definitely got a failed ETSI shop,
(06:09):
like and like three or four of them, you know
what I mean, Like, definitely, definitely, all right, I.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Do have an Etsy shop, yet it's not a failure.
Wait a minute, you have an Etsy shop.
Speaker 13 (06:21):
Yeah, but I just like put like Santa hats on it,
I think last year.
Speaker 9 (06:27):
Yeah, you guys knew that.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
And I mean I've said that's the only thing I know.
Speaker 12 (06:30):
Yeah, yeah, that's the only thing that's on there. It's
not I mean, it's not her livelihood.
Speaker 13 (06:34):
Right, I just made them and then I put.
Speaker 12 (06:35):
Them on it.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
It's not a failure.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Yeah right, super active.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Did you end up selling a ton of those? Yeah?
Speaker 12 (06:42):
I almost sold out.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Wow wow, Okay, and not even from I'm like family.
Speaker 13 (06:48):
Yeah, or like, I don't even think listeners or anything.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
It was just like people who got discovered. Yeah take
that bus stop guys.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Well they also call it Santa Hat Jesus into garbage
like astrology.
Speaker 12 (06:59):
Yeah, suburban right, for sure.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
These guys are good.
Speaker 9 (07:03):
All right.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
So some more first impressions on Sammy.
Speaker 9 (07:07):
She like my teacher.
Speaker 10 (07:08):
She like one of my teachers. Like she look like
regular lady, nice sweetheart lady. Is she cross eyed?
Speaker 9 (07:12):
It's kind of crazy to me. I ain't gonna lie.
She's not really that bad.
Speaker 10 (07:16):
Like, I don't think none of my homies like that
to get a like probably some some frat dudes, some
frat dudes in the frat club. I wouldn't know nobody
that would want to talk to that, like at all.
She like a teacher, like a lonely teacher, cat lady type.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Okay, she cross eyed, and I looked at the photo closely.
I'm like, oh, it could be because.
Speaker 12 (07:40):
One eyes to the side. Yeah, but she does in
general have a lazy eye, right, Is that I didn't notice?
Speaker 13 (07:47):
It's just because I'm looking like to the side out
of that one eye, okay.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Out of the one.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah. You don't have to worry about these guys.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Okay, they don't want to get with you.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
By the way, I'm pretty sure, yeah that if given
the opportunity, not saying she looks like a T shirt.
Speaker 12 (08:08):
Yeah, I don't know if your homies are not discriminate anybody,
all right, will.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
He showed first impressions. Next would be Vonne the picture
of von that you're using that handsome man.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
All right, So Vaughan is uh, he's standing there, he's
doing this like ature like he's got double rock horns.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Yeah, he has one on each shirt on that's white.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Great posture, big smile, yeah, big smile.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
He looks like like a happy due. Let's see what
these guys have to say in Vaughn's first impression.
Speaker 9 (08:38):
That's a fake.
Speaker 8 (08:41):
That's guarantee, that's fake.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
You got the Alley's right here. Look, he looks like
a like like he's gonna set you up for a trap.
Speaker 8 (08:48):
Ain't gonna rob you with those those Jesus, those Jesse
you know what, he's doing his thing. He looks like
he's still trying to rap, but he still can't play basketball,
So either way, it's not gonna good. He's gonna try,
you're gonna try.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
No, Yeah, he does, does he wrap? I know he
plays basketball because he plays basketball.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
With Gina's husband. We played on the show.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Oh that's right, Yeah, yeah, that's that's right. All right,
all right, all right, so yeah, I mean also pretty good.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Yea, these guys are.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
They're very insightful. They can tell a lot. Just buy
a picture. They say that, you know, you really shouldn't
judge a book by its cover.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
You can.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
Yeah, Like, I don't know. Vaughn wouldn't rob anybody. No,
but we'll take anything free you got. He's here offering
it up.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I had some factory meals that we're about to expire,
and I brought him in yesterday.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
I brought him because I knew that Vaughn would love them,
and he did. He brought him all home.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah, all right, well we have one more.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, more on von first impressions.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
It is right here. I don't know.
Speaker 10 (09:45):
He is like fried like he fry hard like who
will want to tap in with him? He cheesing all
extra hard. He looked jolly. Oh no, maybe maybe some
desc beat bitches trying to tap in got apple watch regular?
Speaker 9 (09:58):
He looks regular, but he's not.
Speaker 10 (10:00):
You have it in the fake on the ass, like
thee is cool, but the shirt is like freaky, Like
that's that's like some twenty nineteenes.
Speaker 9 (10:05):
I wouldn't award that back in the day.
Speaker 12 (10:08):
Yeah, he's fry.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
What does that mean? Mean he's high?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
I would say the easiest way to explain it, like
a stoner, Like that's accurate.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
He comes to work every day high. Yeah he's high
right now? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Yeah, but there are one hundred out of one hundred?
Speaker 12 (10:22):
Is that a fake for Saucy sertin menace?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
No, that's not even for Sacchi. If you knew what
Fisachi was, you would know that was not a firstai.
Speaker 12 (10:31):
But is it like is it for Sachi adjacent? Like
he's trying to pretend.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
I fired because I look at that pattern, I'm like, oh,
that is a bandana pattern, not a Fsachi pattern.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Okay, yeah, I think he's ross guy Ross.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
That's why it's firs Sachi.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
What do you show first impressions.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
I'm telling you, man, yea, you you're doing a good
job with these Wow.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, I mean you're finding some really good people outside
the chicken spot and the station stop. Yeah, first impressions
with where the people with the personality are you? I
will take a quick break. More Woody Show is next.
Hang on, boy, howdie that sure got a tasty kid.
Speaker 9 (11:11):
Do it the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
We'll be right back. That is a bitch.
Speaker 12 (11:15):
What he's a bitch, Chriich's a bit, Tamy's a bitch.
And therefore, until further notice, they are all banned.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I hate the way that you walk, the way that
you talk, I hate the way that you dress. I
hate the way that you sneak.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
This.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
If I chest flight, it's gonna.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Beat the rat the Woody Show.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
All right, Well, phones through open eight seven seven forty four, Wooding.
You can set us a text over to two nine
eight seven. Dude, Moving sucks, as Port can tell you,
as Sea Bass can tell you. Oh yeah, I've moved
a billion times, and let me go through. I'll tell
you exactly how many times I moved. I went from
Pittsburgh to New Jersey, New Jersey to Portland, Oregon. Portland, Oregon,
(11:56):
back to New Jersey, New Jersey to Saint Louis, Saint
Louis to New York City, New York City to Saint Louis,
Saint Louis to Chicago, Chicago to San Francisco, San Francisco
to Saint Louis, Saint Louis to Los Angeles.
Speaker 12 (12:06):
Ten Is there anything that's moved with you in the
hidious places besides like a T shirt that made every
single move No, no, or something. I don't know, I
don't think so. Yeah, but it sucks and I've done it,
actually heard a billion times. It could be smooth, yeah,
but it always sucks. It's always a hassle, huge pain
in the ass.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
So people were asked like, what's the worst part of moving?
And overall it's just the stress. Eighty two percent say
it was stressful. Ninety two percent of people who moved
over the last twelve months say that they face challenges
like just bigger than expected, hassle, bigger than expected expense.
Always say Sea Bass is just saying and being sad
to leave your old place. Noyeah, Yeah, were you sad,
(12:46):
Sea Bass?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
I mean, what kind of loser? Answer?
Speaker 7 (12:48):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
The same thing, you know, sad every time I moved.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Yeah, Sea Bass.
Speaker 14 (12:52):
I think this might go down the gender line because
I've been saying like, man, this was a good apartment, or.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Like wow, I really like you like living there, but
like you felt, you felt sadness. I felt a loss
because usually I'm more excited about the new place, like
like bored. I know for sure, will you he's not
gonna be sad when he moves. Oh god, no, no,
not this place my last place. Prior to this, I
was sad at how good it was at one point.
So when we were leaving, I was like, oh man,
(13:17):
this place was good until it wasn't. And this current place,
oh man, I cannot get out of here fast enough.
Speaker 12 (13:23):
If you're doing it on purpose, I don't see it
like it's okay. Like God, well, when my parents die
and they sell their house, that's a different story.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
Right when you leave your childhood home. I can understand
that there are a lot of people who said they
wish they would have used the opportunity to get rid
of more crap. Oh, donating stuff stuff you don't need,
trashing this stuff you don't want.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Now on the.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Stress thing, seventeen percent of people said moving is more stressful.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Than getting laid off.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
How okay.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
Twenty nine percent say moving's more stressful than having a baby,
nineteen percent say it's more stressful than getting a divorce,
fourteen percent said moving's more stressful.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Than a death in the family.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Oh my god, And thirty five percent say moving is
more stressful than planning a wedding.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
What everyone becomes so over dramatic.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Let's to be the therapy, rights, Yeah it is.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I blame the therapy.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
It is the wedd show.
Speaker 12 (14:13):
If you go out in the hall and test fire
and there's no smell, and then you come in here any.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Far loud woody show. Oh babe, it's Craig, Yeah plump.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
Greg's brother is still in bad shape, but still with us,
still alive, but just deteriorating by the by the moment.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
It sounds like, so we've been saying that for the
last couple of days. Doctors are actually still really surprised.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
That that he hasn't passed yet. But that's that's the
latest update. And I think Greg's partner, Mario is making
his way up there on Friday.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yeah, ok.
Speaker 6 (14:52):
And then he'll spend you know, Friday, Saturday and then
on Sunday. That way, Greg doesn't have to fly home
because you know, Greg is flying.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Don't really miss he doese not like note does not lug.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
No, So yeah, Greg will probably be driving back with Mario.
I mean, unless this thing drags out, but I don't
I don't know how much more Greg can take.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Poor guy. He posted that thing on Facebook on the
what do you show a Facebook thing? Whatever? The group
A lot of people, very nice well wishers. Thank you.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
Everybody's been so sweet. And I know that stuff means
a ton. You know, he's an emotional a little bit,
you know. Yeah, so it means a lot to Greg.
He loves it means it, you know what it does.
It means it means a lot to all of us.
You know when when you guys step up for any
one of us. We mentioned that, you know, yeah previously,
but thank you. And that's a that is the update there.
How great is this? A restaurant worker snitched on an
(15:40):
uber each driver who was not in a rush, and
so they saw this guy.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
He was just sitting there eating his.
Speaker 6 (15:46):
Food while the food he was supposed to be picked up,
he was already ready what and he was just sitting
there enjoying his meal while the stuff's getting cold. So
the guy at the restaurant included a note in the
customer's bag saying, Hi, your driver ate lunch while your
order was ready. I remade it fresh. Give him one star. Oh,
I love that.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
I love that kind of snitching.
Speaker 12 (16:06):
I'm all for narc good. That's the kind of snitching
that people hate. What do you mean because it's service
industry telling on other service industry.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Yeah, but that's gonna when they get their food and
it's not good to the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
What line is this that's not crossed the service line?
Speaker 12 (16:22):
I guarantee people will text it and be in favor
of not in favor of this.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
Oh no, the the comments are very much on the
restaurant workers side.
Speaker 12 (16:32):
From from a from a user standpoint, obviously, I do
like it, but I'm just saying, you know.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
It reflects, it reflects poorly.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
I'm not sure if this is I don't know what
kind of place this was, if it was like a
chain place or just a privately owned place. It was
a privately owned place that could reflect very poorly. If
they're getting like this really cold.
Speaker 14 (16:47):
Yeah, right, especially if it's a mom and pop place.
That place had to eat that cost and remake them.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah. So Seabas, you're saying there's a code that we
don't know about.
Speaker 12 (16:55):
It as someone who's worked in kitchens and someone who's
worked as a food delivery driver, that that would be
that would be against code.
Speaker 14 (17:01):
Well, too bad, because I've constantly wonder why I'm getting
food that's ice cold when you can see when it
left the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yeah, so you know stops.
Speaker 6 (17:12):
Probably, Yeah, other stops you can do that thing where
it says, hey, have it direct to you for an
extra whatever. Oh really, and the time delivery is like
two minutes earlier.
Speaker 12 (17:23):
The track and the food delivery and okay, go to
go downstairs because they're gonna be here. Then I see
they're a mile down the road for fifteen minutes. We'll
stop an our convenience store for another delivery. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (17:31):
And while we're talking about food, daily mention of Japan
where a woman there in Japan arrested for destruction of
property for squishing a sweet bun at a convenience store.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
She said she was trying to check its firmness.
Speaker 12 (17:43):
Oh that's how you got to do it.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
And shit, you don't get arrested for jack Here, you
can pretty much murder somebody and get away with the store.
And it's not like she put it on the ground
and stopped it with her foot. Apparently, she claims she
picked it up and she held it in her hands
just kind of like like she's like just stays a
little bit and just to see if it was fresh
or you know.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
And then she didn't buy it.
Speaker 6 (18:05):
Well, no, they because they immediately called the cops on her,
and she got because they said that she left an
impression on it that wouldn't come out, so therefore it
was ruined and they couldn't resell it, and so that's
how she was arrested for destruction of property.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Well, they stepped to quick in Japan.
Speaker 12 (18:20):
Use an authentic Japanese accent.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
They no mess around.
Speaker 12 (18:24):
Your finger prints.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
You have been studying you that's English words.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
But obviously, I mean if you go to a Japanese bakery,
it looks photo ready every single time.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Everything would have got.
Speaker 12 (18:37):
The death sentence for licking it.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
The donut.
Speaker 9 (18:40):
That's right, it's great.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
It's a great thing in the morning with the coffee,
you have a little morning gratitude. I feel like I
want to stop. Oh my gosh, I started sweating like crazy.
Speaker 13 (18:51):
I'm a little upset that we ruined good donut wood show.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
Us. Uh, that's when you guys were talking about Zen right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Men couldn't take it. I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yeah, I'm gonna find another one over super Bowl weekend. Yeah,
but I was like, not a good time. Burt Crush
is a big fan of zines and you're heading them.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
And then to start the day with a little gratitude.
Speaker 12 (19:15):
Oh did you? I replied that we got an email
asking if we wanted to be an endorse servers in
and I applied enthusiastically.
Speaker 10 (19:20):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah, I said no to that one. Hell yeah, I
didn't even try what we had in the studio.
Speaker 12 (19:25):
It's giant in the frek community and I, of course
in the of course.
Speaker 6 (19:28):
Yes, and the leading feminist, which is why usual of
those things conflict.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yeah that's what.
Speaker 12 (19:31):
Yeah, the renaissance man.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Yeah, to be women in Sweden, they're like obsessed.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
With Yeah, they always have one in their lip.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (19:40):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Interesting.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
We got the news headlines coming up for you this hour.
We got a WOODI show, Valentine's Day butt plug. Now
we're opening up the phones at eight seven seven forty four.
Morgan did me a favor. You're gonna start with caller ten.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 10 (19:57):
No?
Speaker 9 (19:57):
I can't.
Speaker 10 (19:57):
Ye.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
Okay, you're gonna start with caller ten and then just
get three people. But what I'm asking for before you
even call in, have a good message, because we had
one message which was, you know the guy, what would
you like to have on the note? So when we
send this to your girl and she opens it up,
it says it's from you. No, he said it was
(20:18):
for his girl, all right, Yeah, And so like, what
would you like the message to be? And it says
enjoy And they're like, okay, he goes or something. So
we literally put on the note that goes to this
butt plug enjoy or something. I think we can do
better than that. People in the text have done a
really good job with it. Yes, yes, anyway, So that's
that's what we're looking for. We're looking for somebody, please,
(20:38):
something we could say on the radio, right and out
of the three we'll just pick whichever won we think
is the best one, and you will get the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Valentine's Day.
Speaker 6 (20:45):
Butt Plug phones are open now at eight seven seven
forty four Woody.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
That's eight seven seven forty four Woody. Well, Morgan's going
through those people. You gotta be aware of scammers. Scammers
are out there. There's been the we talked about it.
Speaker 6 (20:59):
A lot of people still get those text messages saying
that you have an outstanding uh toll roads violation.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Hey what are you sorry?
Speaker 11 (21:06):
Can you turn my mic off?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Sure, I'm sorry? Yeah, hell yeah, Well we'd like to
hear her doing her job.
Speaker 6 (21:14):
So anyway, Uh, that's a scam. Don't click on anything.
Call the toll road authority, uh wherever you are, and
they can tell you if you have an evasion notice
like a little and they'll say, oh, well, we're going
to report you to the DMV. No, it's it's completely fake.
They're just looking for information. They looking for you to
put a credit card in, which is how these are working.
(21:35):
So people are still getting warned about that.
Speaker 12 (21:37):
I'm sure tax refunds on that list, right yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
Oh and then uh, Menace was doing something yesterday and
he said he kept getting these.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Uh they're like spam calls.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Yeh, spam calls for home improvement stuff, yeah, all kinds
of stuff. Uh yeah, I had my I usually have
my Do not Disturb on, but I had it off
because I was expecting a call and I just so
happened to be sitting in my home studio. So I
was like, oh, you know what, I'm going to record
these calls on here. And so I got three calls
like right in a row.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
My favorite one is the one that I'm be getting
a lot lately that says I have unpaid student loan debt. Okay,
like the joke's on you, loser, I never went to college.
Speaker 14 (22:17):
I was going to ask you guys about this one.
The other day, I got one that says there was
an unauthorized payment process to my PayPal account.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (22:25):
I looked and it was like coinbase four hundred and
twelve dollars and forty five cents, and I kind of
started to panic, but I was like, always do the
first thing, which is click on the actual email to
see if it's from PayPal or whatever.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
No, it's from.
Speaker 14 (22:37):
Eumail dot net. Oh okay, so I'm just gonna go
ahead and ignore that.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
That sounds legit. The other one is how your package
can't be delivered?
Speaker 12 (22:45):
Oh yeah, yeah, I can't imagine Gen has anything on
coinbase either.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
I don't know what coinbase is exactly.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Crypto. Yeah, sure you don't own any crypto.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
I may have as a joke, but I don't know
how to find it.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Oh good.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Do you want to hear these calls that menace was fielding?
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yeah, these are the the spam call. They're all in
a row, right, yeah, okay, kind of mess with them.
Was cragging.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
I'm sorry, was cragging giving your call to inform me
about about your home improvements?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Ye? Can you hear me? Ye?
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Can you understand English?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I thank you so much? And I see there.
Speaker 12 (23:31):
Hold on with the chickens on your end of her I'm.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Gonna say where farm is she on her end?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Sorry?
Speaker 12 (23:38):
Tell what chickens and my monkeys to shut up for
a second.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah you speak English?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
See, and thank you so much?
Speaker 11 (23:48):
And I see.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yee.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
It's like trying to get all all the shooting for
me about pretty estimate for any home improvement?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Oh for real?
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Yes, sir, I got mad houses brou all right, the
sub with it.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
I'm just asking you, is there any projects can maybe
like to do?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yee?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Trying to get a jacuzie up in this bitch. You
know what I'm saying, so, what's up?
Speaker 4 (24:20):
You have been added, so do not call it goodbye?
Speaker 11 (24:24):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
So, yeah I got blocked.
Speaker 9 (24:27):
Oh no, yee.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
I'm gonna need you to email that to me.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
That was fantastic.
Speaker 12 (24:33):
You sound very sober, I know.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Were you not on your edibles yet or no? Weed Seltzer,
That wasn't.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
No, I'm trying to get a Jacuzie up in this, bitch.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yeah, I'm calling you about your home improvements. Oh really,
I'm trying to get a Jacuzia up in this.
Speaker 12 (24:50):
I wonder if they only looking look like, if they're
only on the lookout for old people. Probably why I
hate that?
Speaker 14 (24:57):
Well, that's why you got to get that grandma that
AI grandma in the UK. Yeah, that'll keep him on
the phone.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Would you like some tea?
Speaker 12 (25:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
But it was hard not to laugh when I heard
that rooster in the background.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Yeah I have I have that clip, yeah grandma AI. Yeah,
well he looks for it. Yeah, so some developers used AI.
So if spam callers are calling you, this fake grandma
will just talk to him and keep.
Speaker 12 (25:27):
Him on for as long an hour.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Yeah, here it is.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
So this is the the old lady hears a fake AI,
Grandma messed with these.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
So w is then adult?
Speaker 13 (25:37):
Three times w and then dog, I think your profession
is bothering people, right.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I'm just trying to have a little chat. It's nearly
been an hour.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Gosh, how time, Flowers.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
It's showing me a picture of my cat, Fluffy.
Speaker 11 (25:53):
It's showing you the picture of your card, Fluffy.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Just stop calling me? Did you stupid?
Speaker 5 (25:58):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Dear, because while they're busy talking to me, they can't
be scamming you. And let's face it, dear, I've got
all the time in the world. Yeah, on a connor,
I'm not real.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
I love that she sounds like this is doubtfire.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yeah kind of, yeah, a little bit. All right, let's
get away. What do you show Valentine's Day? Butt boy?
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Be careful out there a lot of scammers. Yeah, eight seven,
four wooding.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (26:23):
Now, we started with collar ten and we'll get to three,
and then out of the three, you guys will decide
which one has the best note to whoever this butt
plug is going to and they will be the winner.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Let's go to Jason. Hey, good morning, Jason, good morning.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
What do you show?
Speaker 10 (26:40):
How are you.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
We're doing fantastic. Now, Jason, what would you like your
note to say? And but oh, let me ask first,
who's this going to?
Speaker 5 (26:48):
My girlfriend? Kelly?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
All right?
Speaker 6 (26:50):
So your girlfriend, Kelly, how long you guys been together?
Long enough that she would appreciate a butt plug? Or
she's gonna be mad about it?
Speaker 9 (26:58):
You know?
Speaker 14 (26:59):
No, no, no, she's definitely get a kick out of it,
and she would love getting it from the show that.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Oh she's gonna get it.
Speaker 10 (27:05):
All right.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
So, Jason, for your girlfriend, what was your what would
your message be?
Speaker 5 (27:11):
My message would be happy Valentine's Day? Baby? Now, pop
on over, let's pop it in.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Oh, okay, hey, direct, all right, that's all right, that's
option number one, you guys, that's Jason. Hang on, Jason.
Let's go to Wayne. Hey, good morning, Wayne, Hey guys,
good morning, good morning. All right, So who would your
butt plug go to if you are the winner? Here
to my wife? All right?
Speaker 6 (27:34):
And how long have you guys been together? Would she appreciated?
What do you show Valentine's d but plug?
Speaker 5 (27:40):
We all find out?
Speaker 12 (27:42):
All right?
Speaker 6 (27:43):
All right, now, Wayne, what would your message to her be?
If you are the winner.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
After thirty three years?
Speaker 8 (27:50):
I can't think of a better way to end Valentine's
Day than in your end?
Speaker 6 (27:55):
Ah al all right, to end to end, in your end?
I like that, all right, Wayne, Hang on one second.
We'll go to a one last option here, and that
would be Josh Hey, good morning.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Josh, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Good morning. All right, So Josh, who would this go to?
Speaker 5 (28:14):
This would go to my best friend Aaron as a joke.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
All right.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
We always then messed up stuff to each other back
and forth. He send me glitter bombs and stuff like that.
Speaker 6 (28:24):
Yeah, all right, And so what would the what would
the note to Aaron say.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
Hey, man, just want to keep you filled in?
Speaker 6 (28:33):
Okay, that's clever, that's clever. I like that one, all right,
Hang on, Josh, all right. So those are the options.
Option number one, Jason, I love you baby, pop on
over and pop it in.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Wayne.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
After thirty three years, I can't think of a better
way to end Valentine's Day than in your rear end
or Josh who wants to send it to his buddy Aaron,
god gift, just want.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
To keep you filled in?
Speaker 12 (28:56):
Yeah, I wish he hadn't said gag gift, which he
had said for real.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yeah, but it's kind of fun.
Speaker 6 (28:59):
When you buddy opens that up and go, I'm saying
I'm saying to my buddy Aaron for real, Yeah, tell us.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
To get it. Yeah all right, Uh Sammy, who could
your vote? Josh Josh Menace. I'll go Josh going Josh.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
I like Jason because they're huge fans, but I mean.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Josh going with Josh.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
All right, Well you guys, that covers. That's enough for
the win.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
Congratulations to you, Josh, You're the winner of the Winter
Show Valentine's Day butt block. You're gonna have this nice
butt plug sent off to a Aaron And that's all
you wanted to say, right, Just want to keep you
filled in it?
Speaker 5 (29:39):
Yeah, okay, hold on, just Jordan sweet, just like the
butt plug, I just want.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
To keep you filled. And that's going to uh Aaron.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
And a Ron?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Aaron, where are you? Yeah, just give me in.
Speaker 9 (29:51):
Where is a a Ron?
Speaker 12 (29:52):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
He's in the bathroom with the butt plug right? Alright?
Speaker 6 (29:57):
Well, Josh, congratulations, hang on one second, will get all
of your information now. The the bup plugs are sold
out on the Woody Show merch store.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
They're gone.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
We only had a certain number up there, sixty nine
to be exact, those are gone, but you got more
chances to win.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Keep listening for your chance show join fun.
Speaker 6 (30:17):
Oh, let's go do it for Wednesday morning. We have
the full show podcast. It's waiting for you. Just go
to the Woody Show dot com Today more first impressions. Yes,
if you ever wonder what kind of first impression you make?
We all know around here. Oh yeah, because Menace has
taken some of our photos out there.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
This is the second round that we've done. Yeah, the
people that we missed. Yeah, so you can go back.
You can hear that. Just go to the Woodieshow dot com.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
Also the abbreviate the Highlight podcast fifteen to thirty minutes
of our favorite stuff of the day, trying to use
headlines and more. That's all on today's podcast Tomorrow a
pre Friday Thursday morning.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
And allergies can be a bitch.
Speaker 6 (30:55):
Oh yeah, And there's somebody that Gina has found because
she her algorithm, Like my stuff is I told you,
Like there was the pregnant lady with no arms slouched
on a couch while someone was rubbing oil on her belly. Okay,
that's the stuff that shows up for mine. Gina has
this person who is allergic to something very unique. And
we're not even gonna tell you what it is yet,
(31:16):
because that's what we call them, the business a tease.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
We'll tell you this.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
It's a bum out.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
It's a total bum out.
Speaker 6 (31:22):
And I actually got a couple of things, and once
you mentioned it to me, I started finding other things
that like other strange things that people are allergic to.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Do you have a strange allergy? Do you want to
share with us?
Speaker 6 (31:30):
But yeah, tomorrow you're gonna hear about a couple doozies,
that and more tomorrow Thursday here on the Woody Show.
Anything you got for us between now and then, you
can leave on the after hours voicemail eight seven seven
forty four Woody A's eight seven seven forty four Woody.
Speaker 9 (31:45):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (31:45):
Also tomorrow another chance to win a Woody Show Valentine's
Day butt plug all right, which are now officially sold out?
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Oh nice?
Speaker 6 (31:53):
Yeah, those are gone, So the only way to get
one in you is to win one, and you can
do that tomorrow here on the Woody Shell.
Speaker 11 (32:01):
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