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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Is dune to the graphic nature of his program. Listener discretion,
Is it lies the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I believe.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session. A good morning, everybody morning. I'd say it's Thursday.
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It's a prey Friday rip. It is February the thirteenth,
twenty twenty five. My name is Woody. That is Menace. Yeah,
we have got Ginograd. There's a hole in this studio
where Greg Gory should normally be sitting between Menace and
Gina Grant. But he is out again today. Hopefully he'll
be back on Monday. He's, you know, dealing with the
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situation with his brother, as we've talked about all this week.
But he's still out today. But we're thinking in sending
love to Greg. We've got Sea Mass There is Sammy. Hello,
Bort is here. He's in the Woody Show production department.
We've got Morgan Our as socio producer, ron Our video producer.
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Also the latest in the world of entertainment with Birthday's
Porno Birthday that is, before the end of this hour
and then later on in the morning. Talking about some allergies,
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but not like the typical like seasonal allergies. No, we're
talking about like these weird allergies that people have, Like
what's the strangest allergy that either that maybe it's somebody
that you know, or maybe you've got it some really
weird ass out There are some crazy ones out there,
like latex, right, bros.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yeah yeah, sorry, sorry lady. How coincidental that all of
us in this room, the males are all allergic to latex.
I know, it's so strange trillion.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, but anyway, So, what's a strange allergy either that
you've got or someone that you know has got. But
we're going to introduce you to somebody and let's see
if you can beat this. Yeah, it's like where everybody
has to show your cards. Yeah, let's see if you
could beat what Gina was telling me about. She brought
some some audio in that share this. This poor guy
feels so bad for this dude. Yeah, so that's coming
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up for you this morning and more here on the
Woody Show. Call in, text in and we will have
a little news about animals, you guys. Start starting with
some Dougan news because this is a story. I saw
a lot of coverage about it yesterday. But the twenty
two on five Westminster Kennel Dog Club Show or the
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Club and the Kennel Club Dogs Show, whatever, it is
a good dog show. Yeah. So anyway, the big winner,
because I know a lot of you are very interested,
Monty the Giant Schnauzer. What is a giant Schnauzer? Best
in Show marks the first time a giant Schnauzer has
won the big title. Monty is five years old. Previously
won the Working group for three consecutive years. The show,
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by the way, now and it's one hundred and forty
ninth year, incredible and it was back in Madison Square
Garden in New York City. About three thousand dogs compete
every year with seven group winners trying to grab that
top prize. A whippet named Bourbon took second place, but
everybody was very excited with the with the big winning
announcement our.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Best in Show at the ninth annual Westminster Kennel Club
Dog Show.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I choose the giant.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Schnauzer credible, so the Magnificent your twenty twenty five best show,
A giant Schnauzer, a giantnals.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
So those are the beard dogs that had like the
old man beard and the giant ones are about two
feet tall and about sixty eight pounds or so.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
The giant Schnauzers from the follow upnews dot com desk
famous runaway dog, scrim Scrimdog in New Orleans has finally
been caught after months he's been avoiding being captured. Seventeen
pound Mutt became a local celebrity and it got national
attention for his ability to escape and survive on these streets,
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even through really bad weather. Now, the woman who runs
an animal rescue organization led the effort to go find him.
The volunteers use cameras and sightings to track him down,
and after many many botched attempts, him was finally caught
in a cat trap. Oh yeah, that's a dog. How embarrassing.
Yeah yeah, they remember. They were trying nets, all kinds
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of stuff. But he is safe. He's healthy one of those,
and he's gonna be placed with a new family. I
wonder if he'll escape from the new family, but they
say they're gonna they're gonna fit him with a GPS,
locate him, finally, locate him immediately. He's a filthy, little
looking mutt.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah, he's pretty mangy thing.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Well, I'm sure he cleans up. Well.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Do you ever see those videos where they take like
some really ragged homeless dude who's got like tons of hair,
and they bring him in and they shower him up. Yeah,
they they give him the shaves and they put him
in some really nice clothes. You're like, that doesn't even
look like the same person.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
They do that with the animals too, when they're all
like messed up and stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Oh yeah, yeah. Uh did you see this video we
were talking about that crazy fish. Yeah, we were talking
about that. But then there was this other video that
somebody sent me where there was this live before This
is in China and this Mermaid performer.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Yea, did you say terrifying?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
So she's doing a show and there's this giant sturgeon
in the tank with her and it attacks her. It
engulfs her head with its mouth. I thought that was
like a shark. That's what I thought so when I
first saw the video. But no, it turns out to
giant sturgeon the little whiskers. The aquarium's management offered her
just one hundred dollars in compensation. What and that urged
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her to keep it quiet. But of course there are
people social media. Yeah, people had the video and it
quickly went viral.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Sturgeons Because sturgeons are caviar fish, they have teeth.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
It literally just like put its entire mouth over her head.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
That thing was huge.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah, Now the woman in the Mermaid costume, she got
the medical attention that she needed. She said that she
is going to return to work when she's fully recovered.
But how do you recover?
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Right?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
What do you mean how do you recover its injury?
Did it just kind of mouth her head?
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Right? And here's the thing. Sturgeon's actually I didn't even
realize this. They famously do not teeth. Not only that,
they have like basically a vacuum cleaner, so it looked
like a hammer. I mean they're huge, they're enormous fish,
but their bottom feeders, I mean, it would it would
freak you out, but you know, like a big deal.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
She swelled some water and finally there's a sad donkey
in the news here in wood he show Animal News.
His name is e Or. He had lived alone his
whole life in someone's backyard and wasn't great with other animals.
But then his owner died. He was taken in by
a sanctuary called Home for Hoofs, so they brought in
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e Or the donkey. Now. The woman who runs it
wanted to give him something to do, so she tossed
a big yoga ball there into the pen, and man,
he played with that thing constantly. He loved his yoga ball,
but then it popped. Oh no, people on social media
heard about it started sending more and more yoga balls,
ended up with about forty of them. She says that
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he still plays with them, but he doesn't need them
as much. And he Moore asked me why.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Why, Yeah, he's dead, he died.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
No, because he made his first ever donkey friend with
three other rescue donkeys that she brought in. And he's
so happy that she's renamed him Earl. No more ee Or,
because e Or, she said, just seemed too depressing. Here
she is on local TV news talking about e or
I'm sorry not e or talking about Earl. The excitement
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was just like pure joy for him. It's just nice
for him to be part of a family and they
can do donkey things together, so it's really exciting. Yeah. See,
they can do donkey things together. They get donkey out.
Is that kind of like goat activities? Goat adventures to
goat adventures?
Speaker 6 (08:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Nov he no more goat adventures.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
What did donkeys do besides carry coffee from the mountains?
I don't know, but he's doing.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
It's fun.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
No donkeys, Uh they carry axes and picks for the prospectors.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Sure, they pull your wagons.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Were talking like what's the purpose of some of these?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Like, uh, you can drink tequila?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Cool if you cut holes for their ears? Yeah, yeah,
everyone knows that.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Oh somebody texted in and said, like they scare other
like like pest animals.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
Oh yeah, they're like they're good as for like wolf
and coyote to Terrance, my mom almost got a donkey once.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Then what happened?
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Uh, it just didn't. It didn't happen, and we're trying
to get it. You know, there was a radio DJ
that we knew you guys know Bean from Kevin E B.
He was moving and he had a he had a
donkey and I was trying to coordinate with him to
get the donkey to my mom's house. But here here's that.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Clip, by the way, the stubborn goat, and this is
gonna be the end of goat Adventures.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Oh no way, babe, the ghats from top of my geek.
Get down, Get.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Down, that's my jap What how did you get up there?
Speaker 7 (09:57):
Calm down, damn from there, come come here, come here
to me, Shirley.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
He said, come on, hawk, you're going to scratch up
my jeet.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
Now get damn. This is a big no no, Now
you're gonna stay damn. That is going to be the
end of goat Adventures.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
You can milk donkeys.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Yeah you can.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, so they are. It's pretty similar to cow's milk,
but not.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
As much with the with the goat. Remember I went
to that goat dairy Farman Maui. It's called Surfing Goat Dairy,
and they had surfboards that the goats can stand on
so like in their pins and stuff.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
So certified and a loud Goat Adventures. Yeah, they were
surfing dog. It was awesome.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
The other club I know that we loved was remember
the guy he got reunited with his donkey and they
were separated for a while, and then he was so
excited the donkeys. Oh that's how excited the donkey is.
Starts freaking out to the guy.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Hey, the night.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Okay, he's crying. Me and Mama good busa okay, bustle anyway,
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donkeys and sturgeon and doggies. We have the baby to get.
The morning started here for us on The Woody Show
eight seven, seven forty four Wooding Woody Show. We're into
another new hour, insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
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It's a Thursday morning of pre Friday. It's February the thirteenth,
twenty twenty five.
Speaker 7 (11:57):
What are you?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
That's menace?
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
We got Gina Gray Sea Bass is here. We got
Sammy phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. I don't know how I missed this
story earlier in the week. I'm a hockey dad. Yeah,
and I see some of these parents and anytime you
have a kid in sports, you know some of the
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parents take it away too serious.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Oh, they're more serious than the kid.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I didn't even know we're talking. And even when they're younger. Yeah,
like young kids and it's not that big a deal.
How are they're going pro?
Speaker 4 (12:30):
But it's just the stream Adam during the game off
the court.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I forget exactly what happened. But by uh my, butter Rizzuto,
who I used to do the show with in Saint
Louis years ago, he got like banned from from.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
The ice rink.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Nice, he's serious at one point.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Uh it's called being passionate.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
And I forget exactly what happened, but all the parents
were on his side.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
It's usually fighting with the reps. And yeah, I forget
exactly what happened.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
But yes, anyway, he got banned from the ice ram
but yeah, there was his dad in Seattle and I
don't again, no, I don't know. I have my apologies.
I don't know two of the other fellow hockey dads
out there, how I missed the story. But he is
facing misdemeanor assault charges after he shoved two referees at
his son's hockey game last weekend. Now the two referees
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are kids, they're twelve and fourteen years old.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Yeah, they're a little punchs. I don't know what they're doing.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Hey, got straighten them out how they can learn.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Dude, it's one thing. Okay, you're gonna go fight an adult,
which I don't condone, but at least it's an adult
to an adult. But you see, these are kids.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
And by the way, if if the refs are children,
that means the people the people playing are little children.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah yeah, yeah, So anyway, shoves the two knock referees
under their back, and the dad said he was just
defending his son after his son got into some kind
of scuffle with a player on the opposite team. Apparently,
the dad told the police that his son was punched
and kicked for about thirty seconds, which I don't by
someone would, but the other athlete and the referees did
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nothing to stop that assault, so he attacked them. But
after the incident, the man told the cops that he
was not aware that the referee was a juvenile and
said that he would fully cooperate in the investigation. Yeah yeah,
hockey kids are big.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
The kid reps ended up being fine, but damn.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Oh my god, that's amazing and that's that's normal. I
mean this happens everywhere where my kid plays baseball. There's
a big sign that says coaches coach, players play. Parents
cheer because they're so they're so used to, you know,
parents running on the field and.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Yeah, I mean, oh, I played baseball for a year
and then seven years of soccer and never witness any
of that stuff. Is that like a new wave?
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I think so?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Well?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Parents, I remember when I played baseball growing up, there
were always parents who were yelling and screaming, getting into
it the yumps. The yumps would throw them out and
say you gotta leave, like they couldn't be at the
ball field anymore. They had like leave the whole civilized
back then. Yeah, no, I mean this is Jersey I'm
talking about. Maybe I had something to do with other people.
It was Jersey in like the eighties and nineties, early nineties.
Speaker 8 (15:12):
It also usually has to do with how competitive the
team is versus like just to sign up whatever kind
of game, or if you're like building up on this
sport with your kids.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
See that's also different because like even if it's you know,
a competitive thing, yeah, you know, it's not. It's not
the pro there's no nil deal going on, you know,
like there's.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
No This is just how parents are wired.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
It's a recreational league.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
Yeah, exactly. You've brought great shame to our family.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
I know that the parents did complain about me once
because there was some like mix up and I was
in a I was older, in a younger league, and
so I was bigger than the other kids and I
was knocking them over like crazy, and I end.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Up the parents.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
The parents complained and I got a yellow card.
Speaker 6 (15:57):
Oh no, that's the advantage of menaces, you know, lack
of reading and writing skills.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
No, it was.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Something about my you know, your your birthday being in
late October or something.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Always.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yeah, but I knocked these kids over like crazy for
a whole game.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
He's on the air. I don't know if we'll pick up.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Oh nice, yeah, crossover, Yeah, the hot line number called
the hot line.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Yeah, he's on the air.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
I mean it's one thing to yell and scream and
be a dick, but to get on the ice, which
is what happened here. Shove it somebody who can't even
get a driver's license. And if you watched the video,
the kid like he's hurt because he's not seeing it coming.
And then I don't wear the same kind of padding
or if any padding that the kids do. So he's
like grabbing his back because he goes right of the ice,
which is, by the way hard.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah, and the and the ref's parents weren't there because
they would have beat the hell out of this.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Yeah, also true.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I don't make you imagine seeing your kid get knocked
around by that.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Typically the parents of the referees don't show up to
cheer them on.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
No, that's true. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Text from the seven to four from our friends listening
on one of five nine of the acts in Pittsburgh.
My son plays travel basketball for Shaler And you're right,
parents get really into almost starting a fight. These are
fifth grade kids. I try to set a good example
for my son. It's okay to be competitive, it's not
okay to be a sore loser or to be rude. Yeah,
try to, you know, teach my kid to be humble. Also,
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I mean, no offense. I agree with all that. But
if you're kids in a travel team at eleven years old, yeah, yeah,
you've got time for that. Oh dude, yeah, no way,
I said, we said, no way. We're not traveled parents.
We're not that cool, you know them. Yeah, we're not
that great parents. They're not enough teams near you there are,
that's the thing. You could do that, but they're not
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as competitive, they're not as uh, you know, they're not
as fun, right, you know. And so my son's been
begging to play travel hockey as a kid, would've loved
to do it.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
But yeah, yeah, yeah, all mar friends got to go
to Hawaii and.
Speaker 8 (18:04):
Set up carpools and stuff. The coaches are always going
through coaches car I did that a lot.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
There's this podcast I listened to. I love it. It's
called group Chat. And a couple of guys our parents,
and they said, you know, their kids are all into
this and all of it, and it has to do
with America because we like do way more practices and
way more games. It's one hundred percent money grab to
like with all these leagues.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Well, because the sports go all year round. Now there's
no seasons anymore, so.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
There's no breaks the leagues and stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah, all right, So my my friend Razuto, his kid
plays travel hockey, and he was one of the people's like, oh, really,
you're not gonna let him do it? I go no, man,
I spend my whole weekend, especially like a holiday weekend,
Memorial Day weekend. We're at a hockey tournament first days,
and we have to travel sometimes fly to where God like.
That is not how I'm spending my free time. I
work very hard during the week I'm not spending I'll
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go to the game, I'll take him to practice and
things like that, and that's like a couple three hours
here there, not an entire three day weekend. I am
not that kind of parent. You can call me a
bad parent. I don't care. I'm just not cut out
for them.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
I'm just not that into them.
Speaker 8 (19:10):
I know a lot of parents who love it because
they become friends with all the other parents. And then
it's like they're going on trips every weekend with their
friends and they all get very drunk, by the way,
that's what he says, you know, events, and they're having
a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Number one, not that big of a drinker. Number two,
not interested in socializing with a bunch of people I
don't really know all that well. And I'm in number three. Oh, well,
you could get to know and they can become your friends.
I don't wantny more friends.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Yeah, I have a lot of friends.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I have plenty of like, I have my people. I'm good. Yeah,
I'm pushing fifty. I'm a good spot.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
There is a lot of that, like CLICKI ish and
yeah it gets crazy.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
What about Okay, everything he said is has been all
about you.
Speaker 6 (19:50):
Boy?
Speaker 3 (19:52):
What about the kid is really?
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Is he going to get himself there?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
What do you mean there's like I mean, I know
there's kids that just kind of go on their own
and their p does n't travel with them the entire time.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
He plays hockey. He likes hockey, so he plays. Yeah, right,
and we do all kinds stuff. If he makes the
high school team, well then yeah there is some but
that's like little regional stuff whatever with the team. And yes,
once you're in high school, yeah you can go. If
we can't make it or don't want to or whatever,
you can go with one of the other kids. But
like when you're talking about eleven years old, twelve years old,
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I did travel soccer when I was like nine.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Yeah, like here's the thing I could I could maybe
maybe understand it if they have a chance of going pro.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
But that's one literally one in a million. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
And how do you know.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Yeah, and you don't get ten kids on a team offense.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
And if Samy's parents want to do it, fine, but
she's not going to ever go pros as like to.
Speaker 8 (20:46):
Stay active when we like soccer, no, I was. Here's
the problem. Me and my sister were only a year apart.
My sister was good at soccer.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
I was okay.
Speaker 8 (20:53):
She made the A team and I made the B
team of travel soccer. So now we're on two different
teams traveling. So yeah, so you just set up purpools
and other things.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
That's the other thing too. We have two kids, right,
so if one's doing something, the other one's gonna end
up wanting to do something like that or something similar.
You could be in that situation not uc.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
You know what I'm getting any idea, And we do.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Have We do have a kids and activities they each
kids pick one activity at a time because you can
get over scheduled and then that's your that's your that's
your fault. If you're a parent and you say, oh,
we have too much, that's because you signed them up
for too much.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Who put them on there?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
We have uh some mutual friend medicine eye and their
kids like in a thousand things, three different dance classes,
a vocal coach for singing, swimming, ice skating, piano piano
is a teenager, No, she's five.
Speaker 8 (21:45):
It's actually more common when you're young to be doing
a bunch of different things so you can find out
what you're kind of like, nische is gonna be or
whatever you like.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
But I did meet up with them at a traveling
dance competition and it looked pretty fun.
Speaker 8 (21:58):
And you do have to be at multiple dance it
is because you have tap and jazz and ballet and different.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Yeah, at the same time.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
If you sign up for that, that's what you do.
But that that's your fault that you signed up for
all that. Yeah, so don't don't even running like crazy.
I just feel like a taxi service. Well, you'll have
parent parents saying that all the time.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
I'm not the chauffeur you are.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yeah, you signed up for it.
Speaker 6 (22:23):
Well, Sammy, you had to be on the B team
of traveling soccer because you didn't have grass fields where
you grew up right near your house, so you can
just play.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Because you're just a kid running around.
Speaker 8 (22:33):
That is because because when you're little, it's in town
soccer and you play all those and then as you
get older, it becomes travel soccer to play other towns.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Okay, so, uh, Rito's on the air, but just text
me back. He said, Uh, his kid was cross checked
in the head twice. Ref told him to shut up
because the you know, is like, dude, what the hell?
Man Reft told him to shut up, and that was
like a trigger, and he said he went crazy. Oh no,
I kind of get that. I went crazy.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yeah, I support it. No, I mean now that you're
a band, but you're you're never coming back.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
I mean, yeah, you had money on the game though, right.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
I get that if the rep's incompetent, which is quite
possible at thirteen years old.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
No, did you punch them or just yell me? That's
the question.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Because the kid gets cross checked twice, you say something,
they tell you to shut up.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
Well then you think you leave, You take you kids, leaves,
say we're not We're not. This is unsafe.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
I'm leaving.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I like street Justice, Okay, I could say likes court.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
But if you're pushing your kid to get some kind
of scholarship, you know you're kind of looking forward to,
you know, once they get to a college age. Yeah,
trying to get some kind of scholarship. Yeah, smaller school.
You know, maybe you're not can play D one, but
you know D three or something.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
Yeah, do they have this thing this this maybe like
I guess a feeder school like a high school that
they can maybe practice.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
You can me google that.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Just yelled Okay, but even I got scholarships, you don't
really got to do all the Yeah for sports, for filmmaking,
for winning the spelling baby a ton of money, but
what for though minutes, just for exactly like what was
the what kind of scholarship.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Was you have to submit?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Like a how to submit like videos that I edited
and stuff like that.
Speaker 6 (24:13):
Nice, that's weird because I got I got. I got
into Washington, the University of Washington, which is in St. Louis,
and they gave you like five grand a year just
for existing. I was like, okat, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Well I've brought this up on the air before and
I don't know if it's still around, but I had
friends that like got scholarships just because they lived near
a target, like mean gave out scholarships.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah, so if you that's everybody, everybody lives near a.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Target, thenis race is a good point like, look, all
that stuff is held so much.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
They have scholarships for being left handed. I found that
out the.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
Easy way, like the Lions Club all those places, a
little like if you dnk around, you can scholarship.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
And that's what Dave Ramsey been saying. Yes, that's what
he'd been saying. You can get a debt free degree.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Yeah. I think I got about forty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Wow, good for you. You girls special. You didn't finish.
How many crusts you need?
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Menis I think I needed?
Speaker 7 (25:11):
Like?
Speaker 3 (25:12):
I think I needed like two or three more classes.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Do what I'm doing?
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Is that for like a bachelor?
Speaker 3 (25:18):
For everything?
Speaker 1 (25:19):
For a Bachelor's.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
I pushed all the believe it or not, all the
English classes class No ish, I just took all the
fun stuff.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yeah, I'm doing I'm studying primating habits right now with
Bonobo's there, freaks.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I'm holding out for an honorary degree.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
What are you done with that?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
By the way, I have one more class?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Okay, what does that?
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Me?
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Explained to somebody who's on edge?
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Okay, so what month are we in? February?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
So I take these minimesters, so they pack in everything
in like four weeks. So that's I'm constantly busy. So
my next class is the last one I know.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
But how long is that?
Speaker 4 (26:00):
It'll be like six weeks.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Six weeks. Okay, that's not bad.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Yeah, that'll be that.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
You're so close.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
I know.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I took a do with that useless degree after that.
Literally nothing right because the stuff that you keep talking about,
you're writing papers onto.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Your study because I want, I mean, I want to
go to grad school at some point, and I can't
do that if I don't have a college degree.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Okay, we grad school. Four, hate to ask, like four.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
You already know I want to in another life, I
would like to be a researcher in psychology.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Okay, yeah, okay. Stuff that you say, living in the
Congo blah blah blah blah, like whatever those things that
you say, it's.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Still a Bachelor of General Science requirement. Crap that didn't
exist when I was a young reper snapper in college.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Cause, by the way, I'll be damned it's a parent.
If I'm paying for that, you better get that target
left handed for it. The sardine eater.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Franchise.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Yeah yeah, live in a house that has an odd
street number, scholarship. You better get all of it because
I ain't paying for that crown.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
With a little extra effort, I think we can up
our liability.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Show'll be right back, fast show. I am tapping out.
I've had enough. Yeah that's enough for a Thursday morning.
I think you can find the full show podcast, also
the Highlight podcast fifteen to thirty minutes of our favorite
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the Woody Show dot Com. Learned a lot about some
very strange allergies today. Yeah, there's this one person that
Gina introduced us to who is allergic to their own orgasm.
I thought it was where like people who are allergic
to condoms, right, Yeah, got to use like LAMB scan anyway. Yeah. Yeah.
(27:48):
Then also some of the other allergy people are allergic
to water a little crazy stuff, I mean.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Your own sweat.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Yeah you thought that you're just you know, seasonal allergy
stuff was bad. Also the trending news headlines, that and
more on the Thursday Podcast. Tomorrow is Friday coming up tomorrow.
We got your Friday fail stories, the duy Q also
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Yay love the Friday dad Jokes. Venice doesn't like it,
(28:16):
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
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twenty twenty five. My name is Woody. That is Menace. Yeah,
we have got Ginograd. There's a hole in this studio
where Greg Gory should normally be sitting between Menace and
Gina Grant. But he is out again today. Hopefully he'll
be back on Monday. He's, you know, dealing with the
(01:09):
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But he's still out today. But we're thinking in sending
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Also the latest in the world of entertainment with Birthday's
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and then later on in the morning. Talking about some allergies,
(01:52):
but not like the typical like seasonal allergies. No, we're
talking about like these weird allergies that people have, Like
what's the strangest allergy that either that maybe it's somebody
that you know, or maybe you've got it some really
weird ass out There are some crazy ones out there,
like latex, right, bros.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yeah yeah, sorry, sorry lady. How coincidental that all of
us in this room, the males are all allergic to latex.
I know, it's so strange trillion.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, but anyway, So, what's a strange allergy either that
you've got or someone that you know has got. But
we're going to introduce you to somebody and let's see
if you can beat this. Yeah, it's like where everybody
has to show your cards. Yeah, let's see if you
could beat what Gina was telling me about. She brought
some some audio in that share this. This poor guy
feels so bad for this dude. Yeah, so that's coming
(02:43):
up for you this morning and more here on the
Woody Show. Call in, text in and we will have
a little news about animals, you guys. Start starting with
some Dougan news because this is a story. I saw
a lot of coverage about it yesterday. But the twenty
two on five Westminster Kennel Dog Club Show or the
(03:03):
Club and the Kennel Club Dogs Show, whatever, it is
a good dog show. Yeah. So anyway, the big winner,
because I know a lot of you are very interested,
Monty the Giant Schnauzer. What is a giant Schnauzer? Best
in Show marks the first time a giant Schnauzer has
won the big title. Monty is five years old. Previously
won the Working group for three consecutive years. The show,
(03:25):
by the way, now and it's one hundred and forty
ninth year, incredible and it was back in Madison Square
Garden in New York City. About three thousand dogs compete
every year with seven group winners trying to grab that
top prize. A whippet named Bourbon took second place, but
everybody was very excited with the with the big winning
announcement our.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Best in Show at the ninth annual Westminster Kennel Club
Dog Show.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I choose the giant.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Schnauzer credible, so the Magnificent your twenty twenty five best show,
A giant Schnauzer, a giantnals.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
So those are the beard dogs that had like the
old man beard and the giant ones are about two
feet tall and about sixty eight pounds or so.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
The giant Schnauzers from the follow upnews dot com desk
famous runaway dog, scrim Scrimdog in New Orleans has finally
been caught after months he's been avoiding being captured. Seventeen
pound Mutt became a local celebrity and it got national
attention for his ability to escape and survive on these streets,
(04:47):
even through really bad weather. Now, the woman who runs
an animal rescue organization led the effort to go find him.
The volunteers use cameras and sightings to track him down,
and after many many botched attempts, him was finally caught
in a cat trap. Oh yeah, that's a dog. How embarrassing.
Yeah yeah, they remember. They were trying nets, all kinds
(05:08):
of stuff. But he is safe. He's healthy one of those,
and he's gonna be placed with a new family. I
wonder if he'll escape from the new family, but they
say they're gonna they're gonna fit him with a GPS,
locate him, finally, locate him immediately. He's a filthy, little
looking mutt.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah, he's pretty mangy thing.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Well, I'm sure he cleans up. Well.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Do you ever see those videos where they take like
some really ragged homeless dude who's got like tons of hair,
and they bring him in and they shower him up. Yeah,
they they give him the shaves and they put him
in some really nice clothes. You're like, that doesn't even
look like the same person.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
They do that with the animals too, when they're all
like messed up and stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Oh yeah, yeah. Uh did you see this video we
were talking about that crazy fish. Yeah, we were talking
about that. But then there was this other video that
somebody sent me where there was this live before This
is in China and this Mermaid performer.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Yea, did you say terrifying?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
So she's doing a show and there's this giant sturgeon
in the tank with her and it attacks her. It
engulfs her head with its mouth. I thought that was
like a shark. That's what I thought so when I
first saw the video. But no, it turns out to
giant sturgeon the little whiskers. The aquarium's management offered her
just one hundred dollars in compensation. What and that urged
(06:27):
her to keep it quiet. But of course there are
people social media. Yeah, people had the video and it
quickly went viral.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Sturgeons Because sturgeons are caviar fish, they have teeth.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
It literally just like put its entire mouth over her head.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
That thing was huge.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah, Now the woman in the Mermaid costume, she got
the medical attention that she needed. She said that she
is going to return to work when she's fully recovered.
But how do you recover?
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Right?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
What do you mean how do you recover its injury?
Did it just kind of mouth her head?
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Right? And here's the thing. Sturgeon's actually I didn't even
realize this. They famously do not teeth. Not only that,
they have like basically a vacuum cleaner, so it looked
like a hammer. I mean they're huge, they're enormous fish,
but their bottom feeders, I mean, it would it would
freak you out, but you know, like a big deal.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
She swelled some water and finally there's a sad donkey
in the news here in wood he show Animal News.
His name is e Or. He had lived alone his
whole life in someone's backyard and wasn't great with other animals.
But then his owner died. He was taken in by
a sanctuary called Home for Hoofs, so they brought in
(07:36):
e Or the donkey. Now. The woman who runs it
wanted to give him something to do, so she tossed
a big yoga ball there into the pen, and man,
he played with that thing constantly. He loved his yoga ball,
but then it popped. Oh no, people on social media
heard about it started sending more and more yoga balls,
ended up with about forty of them. She says that
(07:57):
he still plays with them, but he doesn't need them
as much. And he Moore asked me why.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Why, Yeah, he's dead, he died.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
No, because he made his first ever donkey friend with
three other rescue donkeys that she brought in. And he's
so happy that she's renamed him Earl. No more ee Or,
because e Or, she said, just seemed too depressing. Here
she is on local TV news talking about e or
I'm sorry not e or talking about Earl. The excitement
(08:26):
was just like pure joy for him. It's just nice
for him to be part of a family and they
can do donkey things together, so it's really exciting. Yeah. See,
they can do donkey things together. They get donkey out.
Is that kind of like goat activities? Goat adventures to
goat adventures?
Speaker 6 (08:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Nov he no more goat adventures.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
What did donkeys do besides carry coffee from the mountains?
I don't know, but he's doing.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
It's fun.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
No donkeys, Uh they carry axes and picks for the prospectors.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Sure, they pull your wagons.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Were talking like what's the purpose of some of these?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Like, uh, you can drink tequila?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Cool if you cut holes for their ears? Yeah, yeah,
everyone knows that.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Oh somebody texted in and said, like they scare other
like like pest animals.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
Oh yeah, they're like they're good as for like wolf
and coyote to Terrance, my mom almost got a donkey once.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Then what happened?
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Uh, it just didn't. It didn't happen, and we're trying
to get it. You know, there was a radio DJ
that we knew you guys know Bean from Kevin E B.
He was moving and he had a he had a
donkey and I was trying to coordinate with him to
get the donkey to my mom's house. But here here's that.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Clip, by the way, the stubborn goat, and this is
gonna be the end of goat Adventures.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Oh no way, babe, the ghats from top of my geek.
Get down, Get.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Down, that's my jap What how did you get up there?
Speaker 7 (09:57):
Calm down, damn from there, come come here, come here
to me, Shirley.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
He said, come on, hawk, you're going to scratch up
my jeet.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
Now get damn. This is a big no no, Now
you're gonna stay damn. That is going to be the
end of goat Adventures.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
You can milk donkeys.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Yeah you can.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, so they are. It's pretty similar to cow's milk,
but not.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
As much with the with the goat. Remember I went
to that goat dairy Farman Maui. It's called Surfing Goat Dairy,
and they had surfboards that the goats can stand on
so like in their pins and stuff.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
So certified and a loud Goat Adventures. Yeah, they were
surfing dog. It was awesome.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
The other club I know that we loved was remember
the guy he got reunited with his donkey and they
were separated for a while, and then he was so
excited the donkeys. Oh that's how excited the donkey is.
Starts freaking out to the guy.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Hey, the night.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Okay, he's crying. Me and Mama good busa okay, bustle anyway,
(11:30):
donkeys and sturgeon and doggies. We have the baby to get.
The morning started here for us on The Woody Show
eight seven, seven forty four Wooding Woody Show. We're into
another new hour, insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
(11:51):
It's a Thursday morning of pre Friday. It's February the thirteenth,
twenty twenty five.
Speaker 7 (11:57):
What are you?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
That's menace?
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
We got Gina Gray Sea Bass is here. We got
Sammy phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. I don't know how I missed this
story earlier in the week. I'm a hockey dad. Yeah,
and I see some of these parents and anytime you
have a kid in sports, you know some of the
(12:19):
parents take it away too serious.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Oh, they're more serious than the kid.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I didn't even know we're talking. And even when they're younger. Yeah,
like young kids and it's not that big a deal.
How are they're going pro?
Speaker 4 (12:30):
But it's just the stream Adam during the game off
the court.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I forget exactly what happened. But by uh my, butter Rizzuto,
who I used to do the show with in Saint
Louis years ago, he got like banned from from.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
The ice rink.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Nice, he's serious at one point.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Uh it's called being passionate.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
And I forget exactly what happened, but all the parents
were on his side.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
It's usually fighting with the reps. And yeah, I forget
exactly what happened.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
But yes, anyway, he got banned from the ice ram
but yeah, there was his dad in Seattle and I
don't again, no, I don't know. I have my apologies.
I don't know two of the other fellow hockey dads
out there, how I missed the story. But he is
facing misdemeanor assault charges after he shoved two referees at
his son's hockey game last weekend. Now the two referees
(13:19):
are kids, they're twelve and fourteen years old.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Yeah, they're a little punchs. I don't know what they're doing.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Hey, got straighten them out how they can learn.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Dude, it's one thing. Okay, you're gonna go fight an adult,
which I don't condone, but at least it's an adult
to an adult. But you see, these are kids.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
And by the way, if if the refs are children,
that means the people the people playing are little children.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah yeah, yeah, So anyway, shoves the two knock referees
under their back, and the dad said he was just
defending his son after his son got into some kind
of scuffle with a player on the opposite team. Apparently,
the dad told the police that his son was punched
and kicked for about thirty seconds, which I don't by
someone would, but the other athlete and the referees did
(14:03):
nothing to stop that assault, so he attacked them. But
after the incident, the man told the cops that he
was not aware that the referee was a juvenile and
said that he would fully cooperate in the investigation. Yeah yeah,
hockey kids are big.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
The kid reps ended up being fine, but damn.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Oh my god, that's amazing and that's that's normal. I
mean this happens everywhere where my kid plays baseball. There's
a big sign that says coaches coach, players play. Parents
cheer because they're so they're so used to, you know,
parents running on the field and.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Yeah, I mean, oh, I played baseball for a year
and then seven years of soccer and never witness any
of that stuff. Is that like a new wave?
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I think so?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Well?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Parents, I remember when I played baseball growing up, there
were always parents who were yelling and screaming, getting into
it the yumps. The yumps would throw them out and
say you gotta leave, like they couldn't be at the
ball field anymore. They had like leave the whole civilized
back then. Yeah, no, I mean this is Jersey I'm
talking about. Maybe I had something to do with other people.
It was Jersey in like the eighties and nineties, early nineties.
Speaker 8 (15:12):
It also usually has to do with how competitive the
team is versus like just to sign up whatever kind
of game, or if you're like building up on this
sport with your kids.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
See that's also different because like even if it's you know,
a competitive thing, yeah, you know, it's not. It's not
the pro there's no nil deal going on, you know,
like there's.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
No This is just how parents are wired.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
It's a recreational league.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
Yeah, exactly. You've brought great shame to our family.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
I know that the parents did complain about me once
because there was some like mix up and I was
in a I was older, in a younger league, and
so I was bigger than the other kids and I
was knocking them over like crazy, and I end.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Up the parents.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
The parents complained and I got a yellow card.
Speaker 6 (15:57):
Oh no, that's the advantage of menaces, you know, lack
of reading and writing skills.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
No, it was.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Something about my you know, your your birthday being in
late October or something.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Always.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yeah, but I knocked these kids over like crazy for
a whole game.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
He's on the air. I don't know if we'll pick up.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Oh nice, yeah, crossover, Yeah, the hot line number called
the hot line.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Yeah, he's on the air.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
I mean it's one thing to yell and scream and
be a dick, but to get on the ice, which
is what happened here. Shove it somebody who can't even
get a driver's license. And if you watched the video,
the kid like he's hurt because he's not seeing it coming.
And then I don't wear the same kind of padding
or if any padding that the kids do. So he's
like grabbing his back because he goes right of the ice,
which is, by the way hard.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah, and the and the ref's parents weren't there because
they would have beat the hell out of this.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Yeah, also true.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I don't make you imagine seeing your kid get knocked
around by that.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Typically the parents of the referees don't show up to
cheer them on.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
No, that's true. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Text from the seven to four from our friends listening
on one of five nine of the acts in Pittsburgh.
My son plays travel basketball for Shaler And you're right,
parents get really into almost starting a fight. These are
fifth grade kids. I try to set a good example
for my son. It's okay to be competitive, it's not
okay to be a sore loser or to be rude. Yeah,
try to, you know, teach my kid to be humble. Also,
(17:29):
I mean, no offense. I agree with all that. But
if you're kids in a travel team at eleven years old, yeah, yeah,
you've got time for that. Oh dude, yeah, no way,
I said, we said, no way. We're not traveled parents.
We're not that cool, you know them. Yeah, we're not
that great parents. They're not enough teams near you there are,
that's the thing. You could do that, but they're not
(17:50):
as competitive, they're not as uh, you know, they're not
as fun, right, you know. And so my son's been
begging to play travel hockey as a kid, would've loved
to do it.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
But yeah, yeah, yeah, all mar friends got to go
to Hawaii and.
Speaker 8 (18:04):
Set up carpools and stuff. The coaches are always going
through coaches car I did that a lot.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
There's this podcast I listened to. I love it. It's
called group Chat. And a couple of guys our parents,
and they said, you know, their kids are all into
this and all of it, and it has to do
with America because we like do way more practices and
way more games. It's one hundred percent money grab to
like with all these leagues.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Well, because the sports go all year round. Now there's
no seasons anymore, so.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
There's no breaks the leagues and stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah, all right, So my my friend Razuto, his kid
plays travel hockey, and he was one of the people's like, oh, really,
you're not gonna let him do it? I go no, man,
I spend my whole weekend, especially like a holiday weekend,
Memorial Day weekend. We're at a hockey tournament first days,
and we have to travel sometimes fly to where God like.
That is not how I'm spending my free time. I
work very hard during the week I'm not spending I'll
(18:55):
go to the game, I'll take him to practice and
things like that, and that's like a couple three hours
here there, not an entire three day weekend. I am
not that kind of parent. You can call me a
bad parent. I don't care. I'm just not cut out
for them.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
I'm just not that into them.
Speaker 8 (19:10):
I know a lot of parents who love it because
they become friends with all the other parents. And then
it's like they're going on trips every weekend with their
friends and they all get very drunk, by the way,
that's what he says, you know, events, and they're having
a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Number one, not that big of a drinker. Number two,
not interested in socializing with a bunch of people I
don't really know all that well. And I'm in number three. Oh, well,
you could get to know and they can become your friends.
I don't wantny more friends.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Yeah, I have a lot of friends.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I have plenty of like, I have my people. I'm good. Yeah,
I'm pushing fifty. I'm a good spot.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
There is a lot of that, like CLICKI ish and
yeah it gets crazy.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
What about Okay, everything he said is has been all
about you.
Speaker 6 (19:50):
Boy?
Speaker 3 (19:52):
What about the kid is really?
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Is he going to get himself there?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
What do you mean there's like I mean, I know
there's kids that just kind of go on their own
and their p does n't travel with them the entire time.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
He plays hockey. He likes hockey, so he plays. Yeah, right,
and we do all kinds stuff. If he makes the
high school team, well then yeah there is some but
that's like little regional stuff whatever with the team. And yes,
once you're in high school, yeah you can go. If
we can't make it or don't want to or whatever,
you can go with one of the other kids. But
like when you're talking about eleven years old, twelve years old,
(20:24):
I did travel soccer when I was like nine.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Yeah, like here's the thing I could I could maybe
maybe understand it if they have a chance of going pro.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
But that's one literally one in a million. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
And how do you know.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Yeah, and you don't get ten kids on a team offense.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
And if Samy's parents want to do it, fine, but
she's not going to ever go pros as like to.
Speaker 8 (20:46):
Stay active when we like soccer, no, I was. Here's
the problem. Me and my sister were only a year apart.
My sister was good at soccer.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
I was okay.
Speaker 8 (20:53):
She made the A team and I made the B
team of travel soccer. So now we're on two different
teams traveling. So yeah, so you just set up purpools
and other things.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
That's the other thing too. We have two kids, right,
so if one's doing something, the other one's gonna end
up wanting to do something like that or something similar.
You could be in that situation not uc.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
You know what I'm getting any idea, And we do.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Have We do have a kids and activities they each
kids pick one activity at a time because you can
get over scheduled and then that's your that's your that's
your fault. If you're a parent and you say, oh,
we have too much, that's because you signed them up
for too much.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Who put them on there?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
We have uh some mutual friend medicine eye and their
kids like in a thousand things, three different dance classes,
a vocal coach for singing, swimming, ice skating, piano piano
is a teenager, No, she's five.
Speaker 8 (21:45):
It's actually more common when you're young to be doing
a bunch of different things so you can find out
what you're kind of like, nische is gonna be or
whatever you like.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
But I did meet up with them at a traveling
dance competition and it looked pretty fun.
Speaker 8 (21:58):
And you do have to be at multiple dance it
is because you have tap and jazz and ballet and different.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Yeah, at the same time.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
If you sign up for that, that's what you do.
But that that's your fault that you signed up for
all that. Yeah, so don't don't even running like crazy.
I just feel like a taxi service. Well, you'll have
parent parents saying that all the time.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
I'm not the chauffeur you are.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yeah, you signed up for it.
Speaker 6 (22:23):
Well, Sammy, you had to be on the B team
of traveling soccer because you didn't have grass fields where
you grew up right near your house, so you can
just play.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Because you're just a kid running around.
Speaker 8 (22:33):
That is because because when you're little, it's in town
soccer and you play all those and then as you
get older, it becomes travel soccer to play other towns.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Okay, so, uh, Rito's on the air, but just text
me back. He said, Uh, his kid was cross checked
in the head twice. Ref told him to shut up
because the you know, is like, dude, what the hell?
Man Reft told him to shut up, and that was
like a trigger, and he said he went crazy. Oh no,
I kind of get that. I went crazy.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yeah, I support it. No, I mean now that you're
a band, but you're you're never coming back.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
I mean, yeah, you had money on the game though, right.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
I get that if the rep's incompetent, which is quite
possible at thirteen years old.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
No, did you punch them or just yell me? That's
the question.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Because the kid gets cross checked twice, you say something,
they tell you to shut up.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
Well then you think you leave, You take you kids, leaves,
say we're not We're not. This is unsafe.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
I'm leaving.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I like street Justice, Okay, I could say likes court.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
But if you're pushing your kid to get some kind
of scholarship, you know you're kind of looking forward to,
you know, once they get to a college age. Yeah,
trying to get some kind of scholarship. Yeah, smaller school.
You know, maybe you're not can play D one, but
you know D three or something.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
Yeah, do they have this thing this this maybe like
I guess a feeder school like a high school that
they can maybe practice.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
You can me google that.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Just yelled Okay, but even I got scholarships, you don't
really got to do all the Yeah for sports, for filmmaking,
for winning the spelling baby a ton of money, but
what for though minutes, just for exactly like what was
the what kind of scholarship.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Was you have to submit?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Like a how to submit like videos that I edited
and stuff like that.
Speaker 6 (24:13):
Nice, that's weird because I got I got. I got
into Washington, the University of Washington, which is in St. Louis,
and they gave you like five grand a year just
for existing. I was like, okat, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Well I've brought this up on the air before and
I don't know if it's still around, but I had
friends that like got scholarships just because they lived near
a target, like mean gave out scholarships.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah, so if you that's everybody, everybody lives near a.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Target, thenis race is a good point like, look, all
that stuff is held so much.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
They have scholarships for being left handed. I found that
out the.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
Easy way, like the Lions Club all those places, a
little like if you dnk around, you can scholarship.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
And that's what Dave Ramsey been saying. Yes, that's what
he'd been saying. You can get a debt free degree.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Yeah. I think I got about forty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Wow, good for you. You girls special. You didn't finish.
How many crusts you need?
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Menis I think I needed?
Speaker 7 (25:11):
Like?
Speaker 3 (25:12):
I think I needed like two or three more classes.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Do what I'm doing?
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Is that for like a bachelor?
Speaker 3 (25:18):
For everything?
Speaker 1 (25:19):
For a Bachelor's.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
I pushed all the believe it or not, all the
English classes class No ish, I just took all the
fun stuff.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yeah, I'm doing I'm studying primating habits right now with
Bonobo's there, freaks.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I'm holding out for an honorary degree.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
What are you done with that?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
By the way, I have one more class?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Okay, what does that?
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Me?
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Explained to somebody who's on edge?
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Okay, so what month are we in? February?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
So I take these minimesters, so they pack in everything
in like four weeks. So that's I'm constantly busy. So
my next class is the last one I know.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
But how long is that?
Speaker 4 (26:00):
It'll be like six weeks.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Six weeks. Okay, that's not bad.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Yeah, that'll be that.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
You're so close.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
I know.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I took a do with that useless degree after that.
Literally nothing right because the stuff that you keep talking about,
you're writing papers onto.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Your study because I want, I mean, I want to
go to grad school at some point, and I can't
do that if I don't have a college degree.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Okay, we grad school. Four, hate to ask, like four.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
You already know I want to in another life, I
would like to be a researcher in psychology.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Okay, yeah, okay. Stuff that you say, living in the
Congo blah blah blah blah, like whatever those things that
you say, it's.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Still a Bachelor of General Science requirement. Crap that didn't
exist when I was a young reper snapper in college.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Cause, by the way, I'll be damned it's a parent.
If I'm paying for that, you better get that target
left handed for it. The sardine eater.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Franchise.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Yeah yeah, live in a house that has an odd
street number, scholarship. You better get all of it because
I ain't paying for that crown.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
With a little extra effort, I think we can up
our liability.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Show'll be right back, fast show. I am tapping out.
I've had enough. Yeah that's enough for a Thursday morning.
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(27:27):
the Woody Show dot Com. Learned a lot about some
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Gina introduced us to who is allergic to their own orgasm.
I thought it was where like people who are allergic
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(27:48):
Then also some of the other allergy people are allergic
to water a little crazy stuff, I mean.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Your own sweat.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
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stuff was bad. Also the trending news headlines, that and
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We got your Friday fail stories, the duy Q also
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