February 26, 2025 • 33 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That means it's Sam Flea. It's The Woody Show, and.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
We are into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. It's Wednesday morning. It's February twenty sixth,
twenty twenty five. Buddy, that's Greg Gory High Woody.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
There is minute. What is that? Buddy? Sammy's here. We
got Sea Bass.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four one hit
us up of the text over to two to nine
eighty seven. We've got Gina Ground who's still out with
her laryngitis and her fever which was still around yesterday.
How's your heart, Sea Bass? How you feeling today?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Are you alive?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
I didn't wake up with palpitations, though I'm I'm hearing
we may have some more laryng g's in the room.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
A little bit.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, it is the seeping in and then Greg Gory
has like a it's a building. What was it the
you said just like a like a raging sore throat
when I was raging sore throat. Probably not contagious.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
It's fine now. It was just one I woke up.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I mean for us.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Well, he's talking about us, Greg, Yeah, yeah, I spent
two straight weeks thinking about you for once, you can
think about it our hell.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Jeez, okay, I'll walk out.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
I mean it was like a two hour sore throat
I swear, and I feel totally fine.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah. I mean, you sound better than you did when
you got here. That's true.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I know you're very anti medicine, but did you take anything?
Speaker 5 (01:26):
I forgot to be honest, I was going to remember
how I feel. Nothing works for great like a date bull.
I need some sort of throat coat.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I say you should check with Mario, a little bit
of a Mario two ball solution.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
My no problem there. Yeah done, I'll text him, don't
go to work today? Yeah right, wait for me?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, save me a harvest place, A harvest harvest. Oh God,
doesn't sound appealing to you. No, it should sound really good,
but it sounds terrible.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Cot up some of the trending news headlines. And we
haven't done this for a long time, you guys. Greg
Gory's image or applies to text messages.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I've forgot how well we.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Get these text messages all the time. We're always telling
me text in, call in, and then people text.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
In and Greg and nine.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Everybody's been saying this for a while like there is
like some type of requirement I believe to, Like I
don't know the percentage of the texts that are just
downright retarded.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Right, like what is going on?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
The most bafflely ones are just any questions that can
be Google. It's easily, you're.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
On your phone, yeah, or like again, just the dumb
stuff that people will will bitch and complain about. Yeah right,
kind of like the Crossroads but a little bit different.
Doesn't quite meet Crossroads level stuff, definitely not Yeah, it's
just pithy, is really so? Anyway, Greg for the number
of years has taken a lot of pride and enjoyment
out of writing people back because that's one of the
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jobs that everybody has. While these texts come in, we
try to get back to as many people as we can.
He's always writing back when it appropriate, inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
And you'll not ites for me because I sign them yeah,
inappropriate responses. And so we've been laughing about these things
off the air. So we brought these on the air.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Real text messages to the Woody Show and real replies
from Greg for immature replies to text.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Message, Well, we got one from the seven to six
so that you mentioned Gina is out with laryngitis, and
this person doesn't care that Gina's out this week and says,
Gina's not here, that's why the show is so pleasant.
I mean, that's just rude and I couldn't disagree more.
Do you agree? No, Greg, check the tapes. So Gina's
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not here, that's why the show is so pleasant. So
how about this for a response? How about your mom's
not here. That's why the entire city has less chlamydia
getting or or choice too, you're not here. That's why
I'm not sitting next to a virgin. How stupid right now?
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Or I have three choices? Oh, how about any All right?
Your dad's not here. That's why this woody show. Butt
plug is still squeaky clean.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Wow. I was kind of proud of all of those,
even though even though I'm out of practice, I was
kind of proud of those. Yeah, all right, let's see.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
M uh.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I kind of like that's the best one. Not sitting
next to a virgin. Oh, you're not here, That's why
I'm not sitting next to a virgin.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah, but the squeaky clean butt plug one is pretty
good too, I know.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, I think I'll go with the Virgin one.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Virgin really, Yeah, I'm with Sammy. I like the Clemids.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
You are a fan of the st d S.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah, the good clim joke, it's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
You see a lot during the course of your day,
but find a good one, man, Yeah, special, what do
you what do you like to see mass? Yeah with menus? Although, Greg,
why why couldn't the mother us a butt plug?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Why couldn't father have chlamydia?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Yeah, it was better that the dad with the butt plug?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
What kind of anal stuff?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Is? Right? Anal?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
And it's your dad that we're talking about here, you
know what, I'm going to over rule everybody and go
with Woody and go with the Virgin one because I
like that one too, and it is his reply. All right,
So I am going to cut and paste control see,
and then we're going to go to the text and
we're going to control the all right, And now we're
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going to ruin somebody's day.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
That's the other part of this is that Greg imagine,
you know, he comes up with a lot of stuff
in his on mind. You imagine people getting this, they're
going to be so and he pictures their reaction it out.
That also makes him smile. It does all Greg's to
text messages, real text messages. Send here to the show,
real replies from Greg Gory.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
And this one, I really will admit it did bother
me because like I did my rampage. If you don't
agree with me on the garbage can situation in my neighborhood,
you're on the wrong side of history. You shouldn't promote slabism.
You should try to prevent slabism. And that's what it
is when you leave your garbage cans out seven days
of damn week.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
But the four four five.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Disagrees and says, Jesus Christ, Greg, your obsession with your
neighbors garbage Kansas pathetic, get a grip drop it.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
It's not an argument, that's just saying don't do it.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Don't do it. Yeah, it's not that you.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Shouldn't do this because right. It's also like in the
same ballpark as when people.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Go, oh whatever, just let them have fun.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah, let them do whatever.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
He cares, believe, whatever it is, no matter how to
affects other people. Just let them have fern.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
And I will admit I am obsessed. I am completely
obsessed with it because I see it seven days.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
A week that tracks for you to be obsessed with
something like that.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Yeah, your obsession with your neighbors garbage cansa is pathetic.
Get a grip, drop it already? So, how about that's
so strange. Get a grip is what your dad keeps
yelling into that saggy clam of that semen demon that
you call mom.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, just not grabbing. I don't know what's going on either,
she's too wide. It's not at all. What does that happened?
Or how about that's so weird? Drop it already.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
That's what your dad prayed your mom's uterus would do
nine months before you were born.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You wishing he was miscarried exactly. Just slide right out,
like I can't wait for you to be here and
be born, so I gonna happen. No, I want you
to drop out? What do you think? I'm uh?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
I like you first?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
You like me to read the first one again?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I'm leaning to the first one. They're both really good,
thank you? Yeah, get a grip.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
That's so strange.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Get a grip is what your dad keeps yelling into
the saggy clam.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Of that seman demon you call mall.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I think if the seaman demon pushed it over the top.
I'll go with the number one. What do you think menace?
Number two? It's all right, I mean it's it.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
I'm going demon.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Oh man, we are tied now again.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Bort isolate that audio.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Bort who likes uh good insults. Out of those two
number one or number two, which one would you go with?
Semen demon or the ute? You know, I love demons,
so semen demon demon?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Good? All right, type it up. Let's see here. Racket Yeah, yeah,
oh you hate that guy, right, I do.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
I used to. I was gonna say, work with him,
work near him. I kind of worked for him for
like one day in his orbit. He was such an
a hole, yeah, I said, for years. So cool. Yeah,
racket control and we are going to go to the
text and then we hit control V and.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Then we ruin a day when we hit another day,
ruined two success stories right there, as to one more
Greg's voices. That's fine, that's fine, all right, you know what,
just suck it. Good work there. My bad for not
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confirming how many.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Sometimes I'll write notes just for the future, Like hey,
you know, like some of my notes include dung darts.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Oh I love that?
Speaker 5 (09:16):
What else I might have used this one before. It
was schlong locker. Locker is in my notes, and then
what do you guys do it work? You guys have
a file locker, and I know that you love in
my notes, I have queef sleeve and then I have
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also in my notes for the future fupa foxhole. So
I'm going to try to incorporate those somehow.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
That's like some good body shaming, right right, That's what
Saggie clam was for. Yes, all right, well, anyway, thank
you very much. Greg. My pleasure was so just keep
in mind when you're singing a text over here. Yeah, yeah,
sometimes Greg just takes one to heart. Yeah, and you're
getting one of these inventory plies and it might not
even be something we read on the air, just something
that you know, Greg will just send back to you.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Do you want your day to be ruined potentially?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yeah? Do you want to take that chance? I fired
it without clutching.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
My part calls and turn into his turns the show.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Well, today is the ten thousandth episode of The Price
is Right Whoa And over the years, seventy five thousand
people have been called to come on down and the
contestants have walked away with more than three hundred million
dollars in cash.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
And prizes, including Sea Bass.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Well, Sea Bass won a trip to Cleveland Lucky when
he was on the Price's.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Rest, I retail value seven thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I don't think so. Seven dollars are going to fly
you there privately? Right? Am I leaving? Giving you about heart? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
So anyway, for today, they're giving away ninety thousand dollars
in cash and prizes on today's episode alone.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
So there you go, Greg.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
I know you hate Drew Carrey, but well he's a wonderful, nice,
polite man, terrible game show host.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
You don't like his energy, So we're gonna play Paton
and win million dollars.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
He's so sexy.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
And then when they do win a million, what does
he say, Oh, you won a million dollars that. I
don't know what you're gonna do with that, but hey,
congratulations Drew.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Carrey and get your paid. Yeah, thank you to Bob Barker,
the whole formatge.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yeah, it's all weird. You do love you some game
show I do.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
The weirdest thing I find out that I find about
Drew Carrey is that he's way into DM Music him
and the announcer guy. Yeah, because I went to a
taping and during the commercial break, they just start talking
about going to EDC the music festival, and like how
much fun they had, and they start talking about different
electronic artists and stuff like that. I go, yeah, you guys,
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just I don't know. I fit the vibe of like
you can see him like drop an X.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
And then I remember, why can't do that?
Speaker 3 (12:07):
I remember we had a listener that called in and
said that they partied with him at EEDC.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
No.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, yeah, one time, I wonder how excited he was
up training news headlines Greg.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Goring, Well, yesterday a Southwest Airlines flight had to abort
the landing to avoid colliding with a private jet in Chicago.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
We have some audio of the very calm interaction between
the pilot and the air traffic controller.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yeah, they were very calm, and they're trying to figure
out that. At the end, he goes, hey, guys, the
pilot's like, hey, what happened there?
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Yes, zero four going around five zero four, Roger, I mean,
paint tight thousand, share ourselves at the twenty five zero four?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
How that happened? How that happened? Yeah, what is going on?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah, well, clearly somebody didn't follow either the air traffic
controller messed up or the private jet picture that messed up.
This guy the Southwest, the Southwest flight from all the
audio that they've heard so far, was following. Yeah, exactly
what they were told.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
And he was just about to touch the ground. That
was crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
The self lined planes, right man, I know, well.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
They pretty much do. I just watched it really cool.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I just watched a really cool video of a Boeing
seven seventy seven. Those things are massive, huge, and it
did an auto landing in India zero visibility. Like this
thing was like on the runway before you saw anything,
and the pilots were just sitting there monitoring and everything else.
But like the plane just completely landed itself.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
It was awesome.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Yeah, we are about to lunch, yeah India.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, what do you are?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Aviation expert? I do have a question. Okay, So you
know really into those parachute planes, right, So there's like
there's two different yeah virus. Yeah. So there's a prop
version and then there's there the jet version, right, the
vision jet.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
I started looking them up because there was like this
ranch that you can land next to him buy some steaks.
I'm like, oh, that really pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
The grocery store has stake.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
It would be pretty cool the laying your plane at
this ranch.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
But anyways, pretty cool a plane.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Yeah. So I'm looking at the plane and I just
like just looking at the interface of like so many
different uh you know, gadgets and different things that you
have to do to fly it, versus like, yeah, just
hitting a button in a fly for yourself. Could you
just like, let's say I wanted to buy the parachute plane,
Can I just learn on that plane? Or do I
have to fly all the other little planes first and
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then get to that plane?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Well, it depends like you can't just get that vision jet.
You have to go to their training center, yeah, and
take a bunch of classes there and get certified through
them for that.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
But can I just go to the vision jet, you think?
Or do you have to do the little Buddy Holly
planes first?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
No, you can't.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
You can't just set.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
You can't go the vision jet just right away. Like
you have to like get your pilot's license right, and
then you have to go to their training facility to
get licensed through them for the vision jet. They do
a whole bunch of stuff. It's crazy, like they just
don't They just don't give you the Vision Jet.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
No, I understand they wanted to sell you. You have
to go through their program so you can fly. You
hear what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
I get what you're saying. Can you you don't know
how to fly, but you want this it's called the
Vision Jet. Can you just go straight to the Vision Jet,
learn on the Vision Jet and only know how to
fly the Vision Jet? Or do you have to start
in the little no?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Because yeah, yeah, to get your basic pilot's license first,
I understand all those things, and then you can work
up to instrumentation. You work up to the different you know,
there's different there's different levels.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Sounds like a giant real questions. When's what are you starting?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
What am I starting? Everything that I think about? Getting
that smoker? What am I going to smoke? Start?
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Eight years?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
There's so many things. I go, you know I'm gonna
do that? And then the most.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Smoker Yeah, three minutes.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
I mean, I mean, you really can't. But here's the
thing you really can learn. I mean I guess you could,
but I don't know. People who are just giving lessons
in a vision jet. I gotta know where you'd find that.
You can find any local airport, because they do.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Have Again, they have the prop version of it. That's
the that's a series. It's just another Cirrus. It's not
it's not a jet.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
The can I go there, yeah, facility and be like, okay,
I want to learn on this prop plane.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Well, that's pretty similar to the other ones that you
would learn on. They do have a because that's the thing.
Those planes are kind of nice. They have the UH
and the true pilots like more the the Boeing style
of cockpit and the way that those things operate compared
to the airbus version of cockpits, which the Serrus jets
or the serious planes even have, like the airbus instrumentation stuff.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
All right, think is asking the wrong question. He's concerned
about the stupid parachute, which makes no difference if you're
crossing the wrong runway in a Southwest jet countryside of you.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
True as I want to at least have a parachute, Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
So the other thing is kind of cool is that
the the vision jet, the serious vision jet, has a
button Like let's say that you and I were flying
I was the I become incapacitated because I finally had
that heart attack.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Which will eventually kill me.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yeah, and you're like, oh my god, I haven't taken
my Syrus jet classes yet.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
There's a button like an on star button that you
hit and the plane by itself will find and land
itself at the closest airport.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Why can't I just do that all the time?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Right?
Speaker 5 (17:16):
Just don't learn? Just hit that from for what.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
I want to take care.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
That's when I want to buy your own plane and
you would have a pilot that you would have the
emergency auto land is what they call.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah, it's cool. I would just change that. I've seen
videos of it. It's really cool all the time. But
I mean, who am I king? The prop version is
like a million? And what is the jet vision? It's like, yeah,
but around a three million? Damn a time shirt? Yeah right, yeah,
just yeah, do that.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Speaking of flying, married couple forced to sit next to
a dead woman's body for four hours. This was on
a flight from Australia to Qatar and they were about
ten hours into the flight when a woman left the
restroom and then just collapsed and died right in front
of this couple, and then the flight crew put the
woman's dead body in an empty seat next to that
couple four or the rest of the flight, and they
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say the flight crew wouldn't let them switch seats. They
even asked them to remain seated as medical staff address
the body once the plane had already landed, and the
couple says they were not offered any support by the
airline after the would say whatever.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
When we're flying, did you put it in the bathroom
or something?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Right?
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Yeah, but you're gonna make me sit here, No you're not. Yeah,
dead body, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Pretty much. Just scoot right past you and you move it, yeah,
to the windows, set step over it.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Absolutely, Wait does it dump like right away?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
The question? Oh? They say, like when when someone dies
they poop.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
I guess you put your hand on the back from
my hands and.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
Find it out if they're in the air maybe not yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yepression, We don't know who does.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
That would be the least to my concern. I got
a dead body right next to me, exactly. I'm not
worried about their gases and the poop.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Just yeah, you know.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Ukraine's president Zelenski is supposed to be coming here to Washington,
d C. In a few days, we've nailed down the
terms on a deal with you Karine over natural resources
and reconstruction. Negotiations have been going on for days over
a deal that could give US access to Ukraine's rare
earth minerals as part of this wider negotiation to end
the Russian invasion, as well as US involvement and a
reconstruction fund for Ukraine. Don't know the terms of the
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agreement yet, but a Ukrainian official said the terms were
agreed after everything unacceptable was taken out and it's now
more clearly spelt out as to have this agreement will
contribute to Ukraine's security and peace. Hopefully we're headed in
that direction. This is freaky unknown illness has killed more
than fifty people over the past five weeks in northwestern Congo,
and the symptoms include fever, vomiting, and internal bleeding, and
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people have died within forty eight hours.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Everything down, lock it all down, keep the kids home
from school, let's get prepared.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Guys.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Well, they're not saying this is airborne.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I mean they don't know what it is.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I mean they don't have sex with anything.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
The news.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
That's misinformation. They say they don't know what it is.
These hemorrhagic fees ver symptoms are usually linked to known
deadly virus or.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Dangay or markeeen.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Foot spacing between all people masks fifteen.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yeah, it's three. Well the good news is the other one.
But this is killing in two days, so let's lock
it down. That's the problem. Something that's the good thing. Actually,
something that deadly will is not likely to spread. Well,
you don't know that it kills people too quickly. You're
missing my point of lock it down. I understand.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
It's very oh okay, right, Like ikybola didn't really get
out of the localized areas it was besides that one
nurse that brought it back over here. But even she
wasn't like, you know, shut it off to people because
it Yeah, because you're dead or getting treated, so it's
way better. Yeah, well you both plusola you had like
touch feces and stuff.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Oh, I have sex.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Researchers say they've done dozens of tests and they ruled
those out, so they don't know what this is.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Weird now does this sound like fake news?
Speaker 5 (20:52):
The outbreak, they say, started in the village of Boloco
after three children ate a bat and down there you go.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
We go back to the.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Back to the baths. Yeah, to the bats.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
All that bad lucky bat?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah. I mean, look, what's the worst gonna happen? Lock
it all down? Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Door Dash has to pay out nearly seventeen million bucks
in a settlement for stealing tips from their drivers. They
did that between May of twenty seventeen and September of
twenty nineteen. Door Dash was misleading customers by pocketing tips
intended for their drivers and adding the tip money to
the driver's base pay instead of giving them the full
tips that they had earned. So seventeen million bucks in
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a settlement for them, and then finally spring break coming
up in the US Embassy in Mexico is warning people
about traveling to Mexico. Every year around this time, thousands
of people from the US travel to Mexico.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
So they're telling lame these days.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
I don't think they do that anymore.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Really, they're telling people to travel smart, be informed.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
They have certain states in Mexico on they do not
travel list, so look it up before you choose where
you're gonna go. There's the usual violent crimes that can
happen anywhere in Mexico. But they're saying or anywhere. Be
especially aware in the daytown areas have any city that
you visit.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Yeah, that's why I don't leave the resort. I never
leave the resort.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Yeah, and also beyond nineteen year olds have that kind
of money.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Also, be on the lookout for unregulated alcohol. It could
be contaminated. Some people have reported losing consciousness or getting
injured after drinking it. But you're right, Woody. I have
gone to resorts where people say, are going to go
on this downtown tonight for dinner. I said, nope, nope,
this is an all inclusive resort. I'll be having dinner
at the restaurant here.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Well, you don't have to leave the resort, doesn't matter
which one you go to, and I have to leave there.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
I agree with this, but they get a nineteen year
old does not have money to pay for all inclusive resort.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Yeah, even if you don't go to the inclusive wherever
you're staying, you don't have to leave there. You don't
have to go into town.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Well, how am I going to meet hot chicks? Well
they're probably at the resort.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Well this is going on with all right, Thank you
very much, Greg Gory Moore Woody Show's coming up.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Hangout, Bill, What do you go? Saturday?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Menace and Boort They're going to be at Stater Brothers
in Garden Grove Hangout one to three pm. They're gonna
have a bunch of giveaways that stayed out Brothers Garden
Grove this Saturday one to three pm with Menace and Bort.
Get all the details on that is by going to
the Woody Show dot com and then you can click
on the events tab and get all the info you
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the street address, everything you need to punch into your
GPS and.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Yeah or hangout type in State of Bros with the
Fellas Grove.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Well, I don't know if you had like a list
of like prizes and stuff. Sometimes we put additional details
on there.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
It's all at the Woodeshow dot com. But sometimes like
they're like, oh, put put out the street address. I'm
like people they type.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
It in right phones, Did you get your ID thing
figured out?
Speaker 5 (23:34):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Menace lost his ID?
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Yeah, because I was I was rushing to get alcohol
for us emergency door.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Oh this was on the plane coming back from Greg's
brother's funeral, right I Oh, really.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
I got to get a couple of bottles, and then
so I I ordered. Initially, we had like a really
small window, like twenty five minutes, and I'm like, oh,
I didn't get some good dakuila for everybody. So then
I got another door dash driver, so I had two
door dash drivers. We did meeting me I think the
same time. Oh wow, And but you know, to prove
that you're twenty one and up, they have to scan
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your ID. So I'm trying to coordinate everything, trying to
know what.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
The hell he was doing.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
He's like, what's the He was asking for information like
du that said, I don't know what you're doing because
you can't track. You can't track the flight that we
were on, and so he's like, dude, just give me
the all right fine, and so yeah, so he got
the info, and I guess that's what it was. He
was getting this boodler, and we got trashed on the
plane coming back.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
I surprised you drank more. I didn't know you got
Oh my god, we drank the entire way home.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Really, yeah, what's the point of I mean, I get
it if you're at the party at Greggs.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
It was just wantz yeah, to keep it going.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
We already started.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
I guess it was Saturday, right, Yeah, it was a Thursday.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
It wasn't a party. Yeah, that's what it would be,
come to just square.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
It was lit, dude.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yeah, but that's what Greg would have won it. I'm
very proud of you guys. He was on that plane
that he's like, dude, yeah, very proud of.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
And it was dry gray. There was a hard attack.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
There was wine because there was tequila.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
Bottle of tequila, uh, for you would and for specifically
for DJ Tim Martinez thinking you guys love tequila. That
thing you finished off, Oh we finished. Didn't think you
would have any of it.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
The second bottle, there's a second bottle that got filled,
and then we damn near finished that third bottle on
the on the plane, it was a it was a
bottle of DJ seventy uh huh, and Tim and I
alone almost finished that.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
You're allowed to drink yourn alcohol on board a plane.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Yeah, but you know Charter, we know people yeah, and
even Sammy drinking, but they did.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
I didn't drink all day.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
I didn't yeah, and then on the way back, I
was like.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Can yeah for you? Yeah. So anyway, so what do
you gotta do with your ideas, like.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
How do you get one rushed like right now? Or
do you have to wait to rush through the mail.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
You have like a love passport or something you could use?
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Oh yeah, I have a passed.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Because the mail tea in California, Right, I think you
could just do it online. Well no, I'm saying you
can't walk out of the DMV with no very A
couple of things. Let you know about police in Massachusetts.
They are asking for the public's help finding a man
who peed all over a local bar last week.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Isn't that all day, all the time I've done.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
The cops have posted pictures of the guy all over town,
hoping someone's gonna know who he is. They're not sure
if he just did it to be an a hole
or if he's just make it drunk.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
They want to talk to him.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
But the thing I thought about was the story that
people what I'm talking about last couple days is twenty
three year old chick who was arrested and charged with
criminal mischief after she made videos of herself peeing on
items at a grocery store and so the cops they
got an anonymous tip about it, found out what the
items in the store were that were affected and off
(26:51):
to the health department. The store issued a voluntary recall
the keen wa polenta, walnuts and some other stuff that
this bitch peede on. Now, the question was why was
she doing this? Was it just prankin? Oh no, it
was for her only fans page, only fans yep. The
investigators also found a bunch of different videos for peeing
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on things in the store, and it turns out she'd
been doing this for over four years.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Psycho, psycho, just fans in.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
So again the question of the fellas out there, this
would be a good here to defend yourself, like.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Uh, why are you paying this chick to do this?
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Like?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Who wants to watch somebody paying.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
It's not that it's not that she's a psycho. Was
that the guys are paying her?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yes? Well I would them all.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
She just wants money.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Morgan, if you decided to go through this only fans thing,
no peing on stuff, let's just let's just keep it
the feet feet feet and fun positions. Yeah. For now,
she's scheduled for an enarraiment in April, but more criminal
charges could be on the way. And we always wonder
about people who pay for OnlyFans. This woman in Georgia.
(27:58):
She was the president of the Boys and Girls Heights
Cool soccer team Booster Club. She was caught using money
meant for the teams on only fans.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
She was spending it on only fans and for other
illegitimate purposes.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
She juicing her own numbers. What's money in the tip jar?
Speaker 3 (28:14):
You had to try to get like that high percentage
because they always like, I don't know, some kind of
clout where you're like, oh, on the.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Top two Oh yeah, you see it in people's bios,
top two percent only fans.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Yeah, we had enough. We had the numbers on that,
the top two percent.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
What's that mean?
Speaker 6 (28:29):
Yeah, and I think it was only like one hundred
grand to be in the top two percent.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
But then it was like, no, no, it's less than that, Sammy,
what are you getting?
Speaker 6 (28:37):
No, no, no, But they were saying, but it jumps
really high to like.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
The top percent, the top two percent of the only
fans creators. Yeah, they said, would make up to six
thousand dollars a month. It's the top whatever one percent
or within the one but so it's not even one percent.
Those are the ones who are making you know, the
one hundred rand a month or yeah or whatever.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Only one hundred a month.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, she's hot though, this woman. Here's her picture.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Oh wait, okay, she'll probably dig the cage teeth action
the women's jail.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah, look at that. Look at that dude. That dude's hot.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
You know what's kind of crazy?
Speaker 3 (29:17):
She kind of looks like that dude that's dating a
bailing out loud?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Can you hold that up again with what?
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Does he have a shaved head and red hair?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Well, yeah, shaved on one side. She's got shaved on
one side. But then it's like we're talking about like
fake red hair.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Talking about the face, not their straight in the face.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
But it is true. Yes, I can hair. I can
kind of see it.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Holin, he's got gay face.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
You watch it. I told you I watched a couple
of episodes and then I got it. And then I
was like, Okay, I think I'm good. Dude.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
I was such a hardcore fan and after three episodes,
I think I now it's been like four days.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Great, I know, satisfied the curiosity.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Okay, I get its curse words. Okay, great, right, I've.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Kept that trick.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
There's drama over a couch delivery. Cool, Well, she was
getting a couch at the house, and then the guy
wasn't there, and there was a lot of drama episode
multiple parts, and then she was all mad in John.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
See, here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I've never watched Fast Times at Ridgemont High. You know,
so if I'm gonna sit down and watch something, maybe
I'll watch that instead of another.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Episode of you know, bailing out this. Yeah, this is bailing.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
I've seen Fast Times Rich all the way through.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
I've seen like bits and pieces of it, and if
you watch it today you would hate it really.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Yeah, Dated, I'm with you.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
I've never watched that all the way through. I've never
watched Stand By Me all the way through, Jerry O'Connell that,
but I've I've seen it probably fifty times because it's
always on TV, but I always just bits and pieces. Yeah,
And then we talked about this never ending story.
Speaker 5 (30:57):
Never seen that, right, Fast Times at Ridgemont High is
this is back in the day when high schoolers and
movies looked about forty right.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
It drove me crazy.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
But also when you look back, there was something about
this was high school in the nineties and you looked
at like even the high school kids from the eighties
and in the early nineties they all did look thirty.
Yeah they had, but they were yeah, like were they
were actual high school kids.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
Well, the nineties were a bad time for people. I
mean the way they looked. Everyone looked older. All the
girls had the really short hair that made them look
like mom.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
But seventies eighties they looked weathered and didn't you have
a three on that that like, I don't know. They
were all like actually hard working. At that age.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
You had to be outside and like, yeah, do.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
So you get help on the phone. Twelve days, twelve hours.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Your day was outdoors.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Yeah, you weren't like an incubator in your house.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Early eighties.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yeah, eight seven, seven forty four, Woody, you could send
us a text over to two to nine eight seven,
will be right back on the Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (31:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
I can't predict the future, but maybe it'll be something like,
oh yeah, wow.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
It looks so much bigger or something much darker.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
Shop a bit.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
The Woody Show. Back in the bit.
Speaker 5 (32:12):
Woody Show show.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
All right, we are wrapping up, getting out of here.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
I'll try to make these things quicker oh, because I
find that we waste a lot of time here at
the end of the show, where we could be in
our car going out. Wednesday morning podcast fight am I
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Speaker 1 (32:40):
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Speaker 2 (32:41):
If you missed any of it, go and catch up
on the podcast coming up for you tomorrow. I got
another throwback Thursday, like a like a best of seven's thing,
but love it's not really a best of seven because
they say these are the worst songs, but I'll give
you the category worst songs.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
I don't think they're all very bad. Yeah, so we
have that.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Plus, we're gonna need your nominees for the Woody Show
Employee of the Month for February, because here it is
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Speaker 1 (33:07):
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Speaker 3 (33:46):
Y
That means it's Sam Flea. It's The Woody Show, and.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
We are into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. It's Wednesday morning. It's February twenty sixth,
twenty twenty five. Buddy, that's Greg Gory High Woody.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
There is minute. What is that? Buddy? Sammy's here. We
got Sea Bass.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four one hit
us up of the text over to two to nine
eighty seven. We've got Gina Ground who's still out with
her laryngitis and her fever which was still around yesterday.
How's your heart, Sea Bass? How you feeling today?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Are you alive?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
I didn't wake up with palpitations, though I'm I'm hearing
we may have some more laryng g's in the room.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
A little bit.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, it is the seeping in and then Greg Gory
has like a it's a building. What was it the
you said just like a like a raging sore throat
when I was raging sore throat. Probably not contagious.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
It's fine now. It was just one I woke up.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I mean for us.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Well, he's talking about us, Greg, Yeah, yeah, I spent
two straight weeks thinking about you for once, you can
think about it our hell.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Jeez, okay, I'll walk out.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
I mean it was like a two hour sore throat
I swear, and I feel totally fine.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah. I mean, you sound better than you did when
you got here. That's true.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I know you're very anti medicine, but did you take anything?
Speaker 5 (01:26):
I forgot to be honest, I was going to remember
how I feel. Nothing works for great like a date bull.
I need some sort of throat coat.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I say you should check with Mario, a little bit
of a Mario two ball solution.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
My no problem there. Yeah done, I'll text him, don't
go to work today? Yeah right, wait for me?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, save me a harvest place, A harvest harvest. Oh God,
doesn't sound appealing to you. No, it should sound really good,
but it sounds terrible.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Cot up some of the trending news headlines. And we
haven't done this for a long time, you guys. Greg
Gory's image or applies to text messages.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I've forgot how well we.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Get these text messages all the time. We're always telling
me text in, call in, and then people text.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
In and Greg and nine.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Everybody's been saying this for a while like there is
like some type of requirement I believe to, Like I
don't know the percentage of the texts that are just
downright retarded.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Right, like what is going on?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
The most bafflely ones are just any questions that can
be Google. It's easily, you're.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
On your phone, yeah, or like again, just the dumb
stuff that people will will bitch and complain about. Yeah right,
kind of like the Crossroads but a little bit different.
Doesn't quite meet Crossroads level stuff, definitely not Yeah, it's
just pithy, is really so? Anyway, Greg for the number
of years has taken a lot of pride and enjoyment
out of writing people back because that's one of the
(02:53):
jobs that everybody has. While these texts come in, we
try to get back to as many people as we can.
He's always writing back when it appropriate, inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
And you'll not ites for me because I sign them yeah,
inappropriate responses. And so we've been laughing about these things
off the air. So we brought these on the air.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Real text messages to the Woody Show and real replies
from Greg for immature replies to text.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Message, Well, we got one from the seven to six
so that you mentioned Gina is out with laryngitis, and
this person doesn't care that Gina's out this week and says,
Gina's not here, that's why the show is so pleasant.
I mean, that's just rude and I couldn't disagree more.
Do you agree? No, Greg, check the tapes. So Gina's
(03:36):
not here, that's why the show is so pleasant. So
how about this for a response? How about your mom's
not here. That's why the entire city has less chlamydia
getting or or choice too, you're not here. That's why
I'm not sitting next to a virgin. How stupid right now?
(03:56):
Or I have three choices? Oh, how about any All right?
Your dad's not here. That's why this woody show. Butt
plug is still squeaky clean.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Wow. I was kind of proud of all of those,
even though even though I'm out of practice, I was
kind of proud of those. Yeah, all right, let's see.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
M uh.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I kind of like that's the best one. Not sitting
next to a virgin. Oh, you're not here, That's why
I'm not sitting next to a virgin.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah, but the squeaky clean butt plug one is pretty
good too, I know.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, I think I'll go with the Virgin one.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Virgin really, Yeah, I'm with Sammy. I like the Clemids.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
You are a fan of the st d S.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah, the good clim joke, it's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
You see a lot during the course of your day,
but find a good one, man, Yeah, special, what do
you what do you like to see mass? Yeah with menus? Although, Greg,
why why couldn't the mother us a butt plug?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Why couldn't father have chlamydia?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Yeah, it was better that the dad with the butt plug?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
What kind of anal stuff?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Is? Right? Anal?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
And it's your dad that we're talking about here, you
know what, I'm going to over rule everybody and go
with Woody and go with the Virgin one because I
like that one too, and it is his reply. All right,
So I am going to cut and paste control see,
and then we're going to go to the text and
we're going to control the all right, And now we're
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going to ruin somebody's day.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
That's the other part of this is that Greg imagine,
you know, he comes up with a lot of stuff
in his on mind. You imagine people getting this, they're
going to be so and he pictures their reaction it out.
That also makes him smile. It does all Greg's to
text messages, real text messages. Send here to the show,
real replies from Greg Gory.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
And this one, I really will admit it did bother
me because like I did my rampage. If you don't
agree with me on the garbage can situation in my neighborhood,
you're on the wrong side of history. You shouldn't promote slabism.
You should try to prevent slabism. And that's what it
is when you leave your garbage cans out seven days
of damn week.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
But the four four five.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Disagrees and says, Jesus Christ, Greg, your obsession with your
neighbors garbage Kansas pathetic, get a grip drop it.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
It's not an argument, that's just saying don't do it.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Don't do it. Yeah, it's not that you.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Shouldn't do this because right. It's also like in the
same ballpark as when people.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Go, oh whatever, just let them have fun.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah, let them do whatever.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
He cares, believe, whatever it is, no matter how to
affects other people. Just let them have fern.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
And I will admit I am obsessed. I am completely
obsessed with it because I see it seven days.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
A week that tracks for you to be obsessed with
something like that.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Yeah, your obsession with your neighbors garbage cansa is pathetic.
Get a grip, drop it already? So, how about that's
so strange. Get a grip is what your dad keeps
yelling into that saggy clam of that semen demon that
you call mom.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, just not grabbing. I don't know what's going on either,
she's too wide. It's not at all. What does that happened?
Or how about that's so weird? Drop it already.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
That's what your dad prayed your mom's uterus would do
nine months before you were born.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You wishing he was miscarried exactly. Just slide right out,
like I can't wait for you to be here and
be born, so I gonna happen. No, I want you
to drop out? What do you think? I'm uh?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
I like you first?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
You like me to read the first one again?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I'm leaning to the first one. They're both really good,
thank you? Yeah, get a grip.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
That's so strange.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Get a grip is what your dad keeps yelling into
the saggy clam.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Of that seman demon you call mall.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I think if the seaman demon pushed it over the top.
I'll go with the number one. What do you think menace?
Number two? It's all right, I mean it's it.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
I'm going demon.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Oh man, we are tied now again.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Bort isolate that audio.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Bort who likes uh good insults. Out of those two
number one or number two, which one would you go with?
Semen demon or the ute? You know, I love demons,
so semen demon demon?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Good? All right, type it up. Let's see here. Racket Yeah, yeah,
oh you hate that guy, right, I do.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
I used to. I was gonna say, work with him,
work near him. I kind of worked for him for
like one day in his orbit. He was such an
a hole, yeah, I said, for years. So cool. Yeah,
racket control and we are going to go to the
text and then we hit control V and.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Then we ruin a day when we hit another day,
ruined two success stories right there, as to one more
Greg's voices. That's fine, that's fine, all right, you know what,
just suck it. Good work there. My bad for not
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confirming how many.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Sometimes I'll write notes just for the future, Like hey,
you know, like some of my notes include dung darts.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Oh I love that?
Speaker 5 (09:16):
What else I might have used this one before. It
was schlong locker. Locker is in my notes, and then
what do you guys do it work? You guys have
a file locker, and I know that you love in
my notes, I have queef sleeve and then I have
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also in my notes for the future fupa foxhole. So
I'm going to try to incorporate those somehow.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
That's like some good body shaming, right right, That's what
Saggie clam was for. Yes, all right, well, anyway, thank
you very much. Greg. My pleasure was so just keep
in mind when you're singing a text over here. Yeah, yeah,
sometimes Greg just takes one to heart. Yeah, and you're
getting one of these inventory plies and it might not
even be something we read on the air, just something
that you know, Greg will just send back to you.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Do you want your day to be ruined potentially?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yeah? Do you want to take that chance? I fired
it without clutching.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
My part calls and turn into his turns the show.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Well, today is the ten thousandth episode of The Price
is Right Whoa And over the years, seventy five thousand
people have been called to come on down and the
contestants have walked away with more than three hundred million
dollars in cash.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
And prizes, including Sea Bass.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Well, Sea Bass won a trip to Cleveland Lucky when
he was on the Price's.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Rest, I retail value seven thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I don't think so. Seven dollars are going to fly
you there privately? Right? Am I leaving? Giving you about heart? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
So anyway, for today, they're giving away ninety thousand dollars
in cash and prizes on today's episode alone.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
So there you go, Greg.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
I know you hate Drew Carrey, but well he's a wonderful, nice,
polite man, terrible game show host.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
You don't like his energy, So we're gonna play Paton
and win million dollars.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
He's so sexy.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
And then when they do win a million, what does
he say, Oh, you won a million dollars that. I
don't know what you're gonna do with that, but hey,
congratulations Drew.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Carrey and get your paid. Yeah, thank you to Bob Barker,
the whole formatge.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yeah, it's all weird. You do love you some game
show I do.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
The weirdest thing I find out that I find about
Drew Carrey is that he's way into DM Music him
and the announcer guy. Yeah, because I went to a
taping and during the commercial break, they just start talking
about going to EDC the music festival, and like how
much fun they had, and they start talking about different
electronic artists and stuff like that. I go, yeah, you guys,
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just I don't know. I fit the vibe of like
you can see him like drop an X.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
And then I remember, why can't do that?
Speaker 3 (12:07):
I remember we had a listener that called in and
said that they partied with him at EEDC.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
No.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, yeah, one time, I wonder how excited he was
up training news headlines Greg.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Goring, Well, yesterday a Southwest Airlines flight had to abort
the landing to avoid colliding with a private jet in Chicago.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
We have some audio of the very calm interaction between
the pilot and the air traffic controller.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yeah, they were very calm, and they're trying to figure
out that. At the end, he goes, hey, guys, the
pilot's like, hey, what happened there?
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Yes, zero four going around five zero four, Roger, I mean,
paint tight thousand, share ourselves at the twenty five zero four?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
How that happened? How that happened? Yeah, what is going on?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah, well, clearly somebody didn't follow either the air traffic
controller messed up or the private jet picture that messed up.
This guy the Southwest, the Southwest flight from all the
audio that they've heard so far, was following. Yeah, exactly
what they were told.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
And he was just about to touch the ground. That
was crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
The self lined planes, right man, I know, well.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
They pretty much do. I just watched it really cool.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I just watched a really cool video of a Boeing
seven seventy seven. Those things are massive, huge, and it
did an auto landing in India zero visibility. Like this
thing was like on the runway before you saw anything,
and the pilots were just sitting there monitoring and everything else.
But like the plane just completely landed itself.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
It was awesome.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Yeah, we are about to lunch, yeah India.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, what do you are?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Aviation expert? I do have a question. Okay, So you
know really into those parachute planes, right, So there's like
there's two different yeah virus. Yeah. So there's a prop
version and then there's there the jet version, right, the
vision jet.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
I started looking them up because there was like this
ranch that you can land next to him buy some steaks.
I'm like, oh, that really pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
The grocery store has stake.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
It would be pretty cool the laying your plane at
this ranch.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
But anyways, pretty cool a plane.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Yeah. So I'm looking at the plane and I just
like just looking at the interface of like so many
different uh you know, gadgets and different things that you
have to do to fly it, versus like, yeah, just
hitting a button in a fly for yourself. Could you
just like, let's say I wanted to buy the parachute plane,
Can I just learn on that plane? Or do I
have to fly all the other little planes first and
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then get to that plane?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Well, it depends like you can't just get that vision jet.
You have to go to their training center, yeah, and
take a bunch of classes there and get certified through
them for that.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
But can I just go to the vision jet, you think?
Or do you have to do the little Buddy Holly
planes first?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
No, you can't.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
You can't just set.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
You can't go the vision jet just right away. Like
you have to like get your pilot's license right, and
then you have to go to their training facility to
get licensed through them for the vision jet. They do
a whole bunch of stuff. It's crazy, like they just
don't They just don't give you the Vision Jet.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
No, I understand they wanted to sell you. You have
to go through their program so you can fly. You
hear what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
I get what you're saying. Can you you don't know
how to fly, but you want this it's called the
Vision Jet. Can you just go straight to the Vision Jet,
learn on the Vision Jet and only know how to
fly the Vision Jet? Or do you have to start
in the little no?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Because yeah, yeah, to get your basic pilot's license first,
I understand all those things, and then you can work
up to instrumentation. You work up to the different you know,
there's different there's different levels.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Sounds like a giant real questions. When's what are you starting?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
What am I starting? Everything that I think about? Getting
that smoker? What am I going to smoke? Start?
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Eight years?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
There's so many things. I go, you know I'm gonna
do that? And then the most.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Smoker Yeah, three minutes.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
I mean, I mean, you really can't. But here's the
thing you really can learn. I mean I guess you could,
but I don't know. People who are just giving lessons
in a vision jet. I gotta know where you'd find that.
You can find any local airport, because they do.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Have Again, they have the prop version of it. That's
the that's a series. It's just another Cirrus. It's not
it's not a jet.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
The can I go there, yeah, facility and be like, okay,
I want to learn on this prop plane.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Well, that's pretty similar to the other ones that you
would learn on. They do have a because that's the thing.
Those planes are kind of nice. They have the UH
and the true pilots like more the the Boeing style
of cockpit and the way that those things operate compared
to the airbus version of cockpits, which the Serrus jets
or the serious planes even have, like the airbus instrumentation stuff.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
All right, think is asking the wrong question. He's concerned
about the stupid parachute, which makes no difference if you're
crossing the wrong runway in a Southwest jet countryside of you.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
True as I want to at least have a parachute, Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
So the other thing is kind of cool is that
the the vision jet, the serious vision jet, has a
button Like let's say that you and I were flying
I was the I become incapacitated because I finally had
that heart attack.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Which will eventually kill me.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yeah, and you're like, oh my god, I haven't taken
my Syrus jet classes yet.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
There's a button like an on star button that you
hit and the plane by itself will find and land
itself at the closest airport.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Why can't I just do that all the time?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Right?
Speaker 5 (17:16):
Just don't learn? Just hit that from for what.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
I want to take care.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
That's when I want to buy your own plane and
you would have a pilot that you would have the
emergency auto land is what they call.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah, it's cool. I would just change that. I've seen
videos of it. It's really cool all the time. But
I mean, who am I king? The prop version is
like a million? And what is the jet vision? It's like, yeah,
but around a three million? Damn a time shirt? Yeah right, yeah,
just yeah, do that.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Speaking of flying, married couple forced to sit next to
a dead woman's body for four hours. This was on
a flight from Australia to Qatar and they were about
ten hours into the flight when a woman left the
restroom and then just collapsed and died right in front
of this couple, and then the flight crew put the
woman's dead body in an empty seat next to that
couple four or the rest of the flight, and they
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say the flight crew wouldn't let them switch seats. They
even asked them to remain seated as medical staff address
the body once the plane had already landed, and the
couple says they were not offered any support by the
airline after the would say whatever.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
When we're flying, did you put it in the bathroom
or something?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Right?
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Yeah, but you're gonna make me sit here, No you're not. Yeah,
dead body, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Pretty much. Just scoot right past you and you move it, yeah,
to the windows, set step over it.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Absolutely, Wait does it dump like right away?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
The question? Oh? They say, like when when someone dies
they poop.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
I guess you put your hand on the back from
my hands and.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
Find it out if they're in the air maybe not yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yepression, We don't know who does.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
That would be the least to my concern. I got
a dead body right next to me, exactly. I'm not
worried about their gases and the poop.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Just yeah, you know.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Ukraine's president Zelenski is supposed to be coming here to Washington,
d C. In a few days, we've nailed down the
terms on a deal with you Karine over natural resources
and reconstruction. Negotiations have been going on for days over
a deal that could give US access to Ukraine's rare
earth minerals as part of this wider negotiation to end
the Russian invasion, as well as US involvement and a
reconstruction fund for Ukraine. Don't know the terms of the
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agreement yet, but a Ukrainian official said the terms were
agreed after everything unacceptable was taken out and it's now
more clearly spelt out as to have this agreement will
contribute to Ukraine's security and peace. Hopefully we're headed in
that direction. This is freaky unknown illness has killed more
than fifty people over the past five weeks in northwestern Congo,
and the symptoms include fever, vomiting, and internal bleeding, and
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people have died within forty eight hours.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Everything down, lock it all down, keep the kids home
from school, let's get prepared.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Guys.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Well, they're not saying this is airborne.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I mean they don't know what it is.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I mean they don't have sex with anything.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
The news.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
That's misinformation. They say they don't know what it is.
These hemorrhagic fees ver symptoms are usually linked to known
deadly virus or.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Dangay or markeeen.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Foot spacing between all people masks fifteen.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yeah, it's three. Well the good news is the other one.
But this is killing in two days, so let's lock
it down. That's the problem. Something that's the good thing. Actually,
something that deadly will is not likely to spread. Well,
you don't know that it kills people too quickly. You're
missing my point of lock it down. I understand.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
It's very oh okay, right, Like ikybola didn't really get
out of the localized areas it was besides that one
nurse that brought it back over here. But even she
wasn't like, you know, shut it off to people because
it Yeah, because you're dead or getting treated, so it's
way better. Yeah, well you both plusola you had like
touch feces and stuff.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Oh, I have sex.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Researchers say they've done dozens of tests and they ruled
those out, so they don't know what this is.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Weird now does this sound like fake news?
Speaker 5 (20:52):
The outbreak, they say, started in the village of Boloco
after three children ate a bat and down there you go.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
We go back to the.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Back to the baths. Yeah, to the bats.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
All that bad lucky bat?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah. I mean, look, what's the worst gonna happen? Lock
it all down? Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Door Dash has to pay out nearly seventeen million bucks
in a settlement for stealing tips from their drivers. They
did that between May of twenty seventeen and September of
twenty nineteen. Door Dash was misleading customers by pocketing tips
intended for their drivers and adding the tip money to
the driver's base pay instead of giving them the full
tips that they had earned. So seventeen million bucks in
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a settlement for them, and then finally spring break coming
up in the US Embassy in Mexico is warning people
about traveling to Mexico. Every year around this time, thousands
of people from the US travel to Mexico.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
So they're telling lame these days.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
I don't think they do that anymore.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Really, they're telling people to travel smart, be informed.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
They have certain states in Mexico on they do not
travel list, so look it up before you choose where
you're gonna go. There's the usual violent crimes that can
happen anywhere in Mexico. But they're saying or anywhere. Be
especially aware in the daytown areas have any city that
you visit.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Yeah, that's why I don't leave the resort. I never
leave the resort.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Yeah, and also beyond nineteen year olds have that kind
of money.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Also, be on the lookout for unregulated alcohol. It could
be contaminated. Some people have reported losing consciousness or getting
injured after drinking it. But you're right, Woody. I have
gone to resorts where people say, are going to go
on this downtown tonight for dinner. I said, nope, nope,
this is an all inclusive resort. I'll be having dinner
at the restaurant here.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Well, you don't have to leave the resort, doesn't matter
which one you go to, and I have to leave there.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
I agree with this, but they get a nineteen year
old does not have money to pay for all inclusive resort.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Yeah, even if you don't go to the inclusive wherever
you're staying, you don't have to leave there. You don't
have to go into town.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Well, how am I going to meet hot chicks? Well
they're probably at the resort.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Well this is going on with all right, Thank you
very much, Greg Gory Moore Woody Show's coming up.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Hangout, Bill, What do you go? Saturday?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Menace and Boort They're going to be at Stater Brothers
in Garden Grove Hangout one to three pm. They're gonna
have a bunch of giveaways that stayed out Brothers Garden
Grove this Saturday one to three pm with Menace and Bort.
Get all the details on that is by going to
the Woody Show dot com and then you can click
on the events tab and get all the info you
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the street address, everything you need to punch into your
GPS and.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Yeah or hangout type in State of Bros with the
Fellas Grove.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Well, I don't know if you had like a list
of like prizes and stuff. Sometimes we put additional details
on there.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
It's all at the Woodeshow dot com. But sometimes like
they're like, oh, put put out the street address. I'm
like people they type.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
It in right phones, Did you get your ID thing
figured out?
Speaker 5 (23:34):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Menace lost his ID?
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Yeah, because I was I was rushing to get alcohol
for us emergency door.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Oh this was on the plane coming back from Greg's
brother's funeral, right I Oh, really.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
I got to get a couple of bottles, and then
so I I ordered. Initially, we had like a really
small window, like twenty five minutes, and I'm like, oh,
I didn't get some good dakuila for everybody. So then
I got another door dash driver, so I had two
door dash drivers. We did meeting me I think the
same time. Oh wow, And but you know, to prove
that you're twenty one and up, they have to scan
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your ID. So I'm trying to coordinate everything, trying to
know what.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
The hell he was doing.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
He's like, what's the He was asking for information like
du that said, I don't know what you're doing because
you can't track. You can't track the flight that we
were on, and so he's like, dude, just give me
the all right fine, and so yeah, so he got
the info, and I guess that's what it was. He
was getting this boodler, and we got trashed on the
plane coming back.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
I surprised you drank more. I didn't know you got
Oh my god, we drank the entire way home.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Really, yeah, what's the point of I mean, I get
it if you're at the party at Greggs.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
It was just wantz yeah, to keep it going.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
We already started.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
I guess it was Saturday, right, Yeah, it was a Thursday.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
It wasn't a party. Yeah, that's what it would be,
come to just square.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
It was lit, dude.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yeah, but that's what Greg would have won it. I'm
very proud of you guys. He was on that plane
that he's like, dude, yeah, very proud of.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
And it was dry gray. There was a hard attack.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
There was wine because there was tequila.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
Bottle of tequila, uh, for you would and for specifically
for DJ Tim Martinez thinking you guys love tequila. That
thing you finished off, Oh we finished. Didn't think you
would have any of it.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
The second bottle, there's a second bottle that got filled,
and then we damn near finished that third bottle on
the on the plane, it was a it was a
bottle of DJ seventy uh huh, and Tim and I
alone almost finished that.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
You're allowed to drink yourn alcohol on board a plane.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Yeah, but you know Charter, we know people yeah, and
even Sammy drinking, but they did.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
I didn't drink all day.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
I didn't yeah, and then on the way back, I
was like.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Can yeah for you? Yeah. So anyway, so what do
you gotta do with your ideas, like.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
How do you get one rushed like right now? Or
do you have to wait to rush through the mail.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
You have like a love passport or something you could use?
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Oh yeah, I have a passed.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Because the mail tea in California, Right, I think you
could just do it online. Well no, I'm saying you
can't walk out of the DMV with no very A
couple of things. Let you know about police in Massachusetts.
They are asking for the public's help finding a man
who peed all over a local bar last week.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Isn't that all day, all the time I've done.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
The cops have posted pictures of the guy all over town,
hoping someone's gonna know who he is. They're not sure
if he just did it to be an a hole
or if he's just make it drunk.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
They want to talk to him.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
But the thing I thought about was the story that
people what I'm talking about last couple days is twenty
three year old chick who was arrested and charged with
criminal mischief after she made videos of herself peeing on
items at a grocery store and so the cops they
got an anonymous tip about it, found out what the
items in the store were that were affected and off
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to the health department. The store issued a voluntary recall
the keen wa polenta, walnuts and some other stuff that
this bitch peede on. Now, the question was why was
she doing this? Was it just prankin? Oh no, it
was for her only fans page, only fans yep. The
investigators also found a bunch of different videos for peeing
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on things in the store, and it turns out she'd
been doing this for over four years.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Psycho, psycho, just fans in.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
So again the question of the fellas out there, this
would be a good here to defend yourself, like.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Uh, why are you paying this chick to do this?
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Like?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Who wants to watch somebody paying.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
It's not that it's not that she's a psycho. Was
that the guys are paying her?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yes? Well I would them all.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
She just wants money.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Morgan, if you decided to go through this only fans thing,
no peing on stuff, let's just let's just keep it
the feet feet feet and fun positions. Yeah. For now,
she's scheduled for an enarraiment in April, but more criminal
charges could be on the way. And we always wonder
about people who pay for OnlyFans. This woman in Georgia.
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She was the president of the Boys and Girls Heights
Cool soccer team Booster Club. She was caught using money
meant for the teams on only fans.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
She was spending it on only fans and for other
illegitimate purposes.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
She juicing her own numbers. What's money in the tip jar?
Speaker 3 (28:14):
You had to try to get like that high percentage
because they always like, I don't know, some kind of
clout where you're like, oh, on the.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Top two Oh yeah, you see it in people's bios,
top two percent only fans.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Yeah, we had enough. We had the numbers on that,
the top two percent.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
What's that mean?
Speaker 6 (28:29):
Yeah, and I think it was only like one hundred
grand to be in the top two percent.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
But then it was like, no, no, it's less than that, Sammy,
what are you getting?
Speaker 6 (28:37):
No, no, no, But they were saying, but it jumps
really high to like.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
The top percent, the top two percent of the only
fans creators. Yeah, they said, would make up to six
thousand dollars a month. It's the top whatever one percent
or within the one but so it's not even one percent.
Those are the ones who are making you know, the
one hundred rand a month or yeah or whatever.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Only one hundred a month.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, she's hot though, this woman. Here's her picture.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Oh wait, okay, she'll probably dig the cage teeth action
the women's jail.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah, look at that. Look at that dude. That dude's hot.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
You know what's kind of crazy?
Speaker 3 (29:17):
She kind of looks like that dude that's dating a
bailing out loud?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Can you hold that up again with what?
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Does he have a shaved head and red hair?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Well, yeah, shaved on one side. She's got shaved on
one side. But then it's like we're talking about like
fake red hair.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Talking about the face, not their straight in the face.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
But it is true. Yes, I can hair. I can
kind of see it.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Holin, he's got gay face.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
You watch it. I told you I watched a couple
of episodes and then I got it. And then I
was like, Okay, I think I'm good. Dude.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
I was such a hardcore fan and after three episodes,
I think I now it's been like four days.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Great, I know, satisfied the curiosity.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Okay, I get its curse words. Okay, great, right, I've.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Kept that trick.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
There's drama over a couch delivery. Cool, Well, she was
getting a couch at the house, and then the guy
wasn't there, and there was a lot of drama episode
multiple parts, and then she was all mad in John.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
See, here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I've never watched Fast Times at Ridgemont High. You know,
so if I'm gonna sit down and watch something, maybe
I'll watch that instead of another.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Episode of you know, bailing out this. Yeah, this is bailing.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
I've seen Fast Times Rich all the way through.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
I've seen like bits and pieces of it, and if
you watch it today you would hate it really.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Yeah, Dated, I'm with you.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
I've never watched that all the way through. I've never
watched Stand By Me all the way through, Jerry O'Connell that,
but I've I've seen it probably fifty times because it's
always on TV, but I always just bits and pieces. Yeah,
And then we talked about this never ending story.
Speaker 5 (30:57):
Never seen that, right, Fast Times at Ridgemont High is
this is back in the day when high schoolers and
movies looked about forty right.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
It drove me crazy.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
But also when you look back, there was something about
this was high school in the nineties and you looked
at like even the high school kids from the eighties
and in the early nineties they all did look thirty.
Yeah they had, but they were yeah, like were they
were actual high school kids.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
Well, the nineties were a bad time for people. I
mean the way they looked. Everyone looked older. All the
girls had the really short hair that made them look
like mom.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
But seventies eighties they looked weathered and didn't you have
a three on that that like, I don't know. They
were all like actually hard working. At that age.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
You had to be outside and like, yeah, do.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
So you get help on the phone. Twelve days, twelve hours.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Your day was outdoors.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Yeah, you weren't like an incubator in your house.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Early eighties.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yeah, eight seven, seven forty four, Woody, you could send
us a text over to two to nine eight seven,
will be right back on the Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (31:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
I can't predict the future, but maybe it'll be something like,
oh yeah, wow.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
It looks so much bigger or something much darker.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
Shop a bit.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
The Woody Show. Back in the bit.
Speaker 5 (32:12):
Woody Show show.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
All right, we are wrapping up, getting out of here.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
I'll try to make these things quicker oh, because I
find that we waste a lot of time here at
the end of the show, where we could be in
our car going out. Wednesday morning podcast fight am I
going to the Woodies Show dot com. Also the Highlights
podcast fifteen to thirty minutes of our favorite stuff today
on the show, Greg's immaturey applies, text messages, trying to
use headlines, and a lot of other stuff that we
(32:38):
did on today's show.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
A chance start. You lived at least part of it.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
If you missed any of it, go and catch up
on the podcast coming up for you tomorrow. I got
another throwback Thursday, like a like a best of seven's thing,
but love it's not really a best of seven because
they say these are the worst songs, but I'll give
you the category worst songs.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
I don't think they're all very bad. Yeah, so we
have that.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Plus, we're gonna need your nominees for the Woody Show
Employee of the Month for February, because here it is
the end of February.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
That and more tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
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