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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's Up?
Speaker 2 (00:00):
What the Show?
Speaker 3 (00:01):
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Speaker 7 (00:46):
Hey, we are into another new hour insensitivity training frame,
politically correct World. Good morning, everybody, money, Greg manis We've
got Sea Mass, We've got Sam Morgan is here. I'm
Morgan and uh so. Morgan has a boyfriend who she
met after he propositioned her. Hey person, I've never even
(01:12):
gone out on one.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Day with yet. Yeah, how about we go out of
the country.
Speaker 7 (01:16):
How about we go to Cabo on a trip together,
and so she brought that into us and like, hey, god,
that's what do you think.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
The room was really split on It was very splits,
but I do.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
All Morgan, I suggest it's it's been.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Down from the beginning.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
I have not been down since the beginning.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
I'm sorry that we worried about you.
Speaker 8 (01:36):
It's called your safety technically, though, this was not the
first time that they met.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Well yeah, but she doesn't remember the first time they met.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
But they met right, but very briefly, for maybe like
a minute or two.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Greg's in the photo as well.
Speaker 9 (01:51):
So really, yeah, interesting, Okay, well I don't remember.
Speaker 7 (01:56):
I don't even know. It was a real names called Cabo. Yeah,
because that's so that's where they went.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Let's keep it that way.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Really, yeah, not even a first name. How are we
supposed to somebody that you're in a relationship with, How
are we supposed to like, I don't know, I feel weird,
like somebody.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, ask him, but maybe hold.
Speaker 7 (02:13):
On, Cabo. He's like, I don't know parts of respond
because that's not my name. It's Morgan's boyfriend. Can you
see a boyfriend?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Right?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, you can say that, Heyabo.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Hey there, we're going yeah. I didn't even get a
hey baby, you know. Yeah, yeah, it's really weird.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Yeah that's professional, all right.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
So dude, I just feel really awkward calling you Cabo
because like, you know, I know it's not your name,
and uh, you know, when she works on the show,
it's like, nobody calls my wife like some other kind
of weird name. Although we called Medic's wife spicy Nacho,
but we say we know our name is Jessica.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
We've said her name is Jessica. Why why can't we
know your name?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
You got some crazy followers, So I mean that's why
I just keep it at Cabo. So no one's like
coming after me.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Who is who will?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
All right, not a basic name at all.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Wink wink, Yeah, okay, I get it anyway, So Cabo,
welcome to the show. We're going to play today. This
is the newly Dating Game.
Speaker 7 (03:17):
And so Menace and uh, Gina and Greg and Sammy,
everybody's been working on these questions. You ever seen the
newlywed game, like the old timey game show the Newlywed game?
I haven't I have been, Yeah, And so basically there
are just these questions. So we're going to break it
up where we ask Morgan some questions. Then we'll break
it up and ask Cobos some questions. Now, when we're
(03:38):
talking to Morgan, Cobo won't be able to hear what
we're asking her, and then we'll see if he can
match many of her answer answers, and then we'll do
the same just flipped in reverse. But how's everything been
going in the relationship so far? How long has it been?
What like three months too?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Just a little over too right to.
Speaker 10 (03:54):
Really December basically at the end of December, like Anyuary basically.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
I think we're kind of counting because we left December
twenty eighth, I believe, so in my head, that's what
I counted.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Yeah, just too.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Yeah, that's the day she met him.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Yeah, And so how's it going? Like on scale one
to ten so far? Like, how's it going? Definitely tends
for me? O good? Okay, he definitely shot his shot
and he yeah, he succeeded.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
Yeah, I mean I would have never have done that.
I was when I was a single boy. Balls yeah,
very ballsy. And well what about your writing? We didn't
get your rating yet, Morgan.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
Yeah, I'd say ten too. I took us I was
not looking for a relationship. Yeah, so this is someone
that I'm like, oh wow, I'm surprised how much I'm
into it.
Speaker 9 (04:41):
On any given seven day week, how many of those
seven days do you guys see each other?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
That's a question I was going to ask for real, Yeah,
we should date.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Well, we lived like.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Over an hour away from each other and shout out
to Cabo. He usually drives to me. So if we're
free on a Saturday or a weekend when there's no
U to see.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Random like you see each other's faces.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
He wants to FaceTime write Cabo, but I don't like
face timing.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, she's not big on any anything besides texting.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, I guess talking. We do it sometimes, yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
But mostly I will say this.
Speaker 8 (05:20):
I'll say this though, because I check it with Morgan
every morning to see how she's doing, and she says
that she wished she could spend more time with him,
but just because of our schedule.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yeah, that's tough.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Well, he works nights, I work mornings. So yeah, it
is what it.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Is that means the relationship will last a long time.
It really does stay out of each other's way.
Speaker 7 (05:40):
Yeah, because you don't have the opportunity to really get
sick of one another, especially if you're not doing that
NonStop face timing stuff.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Now you hang up first, No, you hang up first
kind of stuff. Yeah, that's true. Talk though, we're going
to ask Cabo his questions first, So if you wouldn't mind,
h Morgan, whant' you just go over back to where
you normally go.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Okay by in the studio next door.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
And then what we're gonna do is we're gonna ask
Cabo some questions, and then what we'll do is we
will then see if Morgan can match these answers that
he's about to give us in this round of the
Newly Dating Game.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Everybody hit a one to shoe.
Speaker 9 (06:16):
I'm trying to do the math here. It's not all
that difficult. But if you don't count the trip that
they took together to Cabo, they've really only been in
the same room eight tons.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
A handful of times.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Is that true, Cabo? Uh No, it's been more than that.
More than that. Yeah, a couple of weeks work.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
Better, mom too, right, Yeah, Yeah, let's let's get to
the questions. We will start with Greg Gory. Greg Gory,
question number one for Cabo.
Speaker 9 (06:47):
I would like to know from Cabo. We just talked
about texting and all the texts that you have shared,
you probably noticed that Morgan uses this emoji the most.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
What emoji I mean overall? Probably like these egg plant.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
No crazy like sideways, like crazy face laughing emoji.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
With the time.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
Oh yeah, that's a good one, like the laughing super
super hard one.
Speaker 10 (07:12):
No, no, like the crazy like that, like the one
eye closed.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, got it all right, Gina grad
your question.
Speaker 10 (07:21):
Yeah, so you guys met on vacation, so clearly there
were the drinks were flowing, the cocktails were just all
over the place. What is Morgan's favorite drink?
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Probably just straight up tequila? Yeah, I like that girl,
Yeah yeah yeah, tequila buddies. All right, Greg Gory question
number three for Cabo a very basic do you know
her really well? Questioned?
Speaker 9 (07:48):
What is Morgan's favorite movie? Oh, bort easy, Okay, Cabo.
Speaker 10 (07:57):
This is a little personal, and you're gonna have to
forgive me. And I know you've only been, you know,
as Greg said, in the room together, a couple of
handful of times. But I'd like to think during those times,
you've you know, you've gotten it on with your gal.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
What's the weirdest place that's happened?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
No, they got to say it like the newly would be,
what's the weirdest.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Place you've ever made?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Woo, it's the legendary legend. You have to do that.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Like specifically left it for.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Me and you have to do that.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
What's the weirdest place you ever made?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Whoopie?
Speaker 8 (08:29):
Let's say it seriously, like, yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Why do I have to keep saying this?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Well, why are you.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Mocking the new Yeah? Exactly?
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Uh caba. What's the weirdest place you've ever made? Whoopie?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I don't think anywhere? Crazy bedroom, nothing, nothing, nothing crazy
so far?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
The hotel room like nothing, public like nothing on the
balcony uh no, bathroom floor.
Speaker 7 (08:57):
There's that legendary answer on the Newlywed game where he
asked the question and she says the butts.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Should we say hotel room cabo?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Well whatever?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
His answer, Well, he said, yeah, yeah, that's that is
that's pretty crazy, that's pretty wild. And she did bring
she did bring home that. What do you show butt
plug for you? Did she not? She did?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Okay, nicely displayed at her place.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah, she said she was going to keep it.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Remember I know, I know where she can keep it.
Speaker 7 (09:32):
Yeah, all right. So that's that's the four questions for Cabo. Now,
what we're gonna do is we're gonna take a quick
break and then we're going to bring Morgan back in.
We'll get her answers to see if they match up
with what Cabo gave us, and then we'll ask her
some questions about Cabo.
Speaker 9 (09:46):
And then we'll know if hardcore love. Yeah, exactly right.
Show all right, welcome back.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
We're doing the new lead dating game.
Speaker 7 (09:57):
We just talked to Morgan's I hate calling you to
Morgan's boyfriend. Yeh, noise, I'm not calling him Cabo really why.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
I don't like it. I don't like it. It's it's weird.
It's weird.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I tell you what.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah, yeah, I won't.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
I won't Cabo.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I won't.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
I won't say it on the air, but like off
the air, and if I ever see him whatever, I
can't look at him and call him Cabo.
Speaker 10 (10:15):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
I'll call him.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
It's like my wife. She could not call menace his
wife Nacho. She just can't do it. I get that
she can't bring herself. I can't bring myself.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
To do that. Well, I can't call menace anything, but yeah, weird,
that's all, you know. It's just it's just a little
bit different. I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Well, should I tell you make him mad?
Speaker 4 (10:35):
No? No, If you want to end the relationship, that's fine.
He's paranoid about you know, crazy people. Let's let's bring
it cabo, let's h let's bring him back on.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
Hey many there, yep, I'm here, okay, all right, So
we asked him some questions. We're going to see how well, uh,
the answers match up with what you what you're going
to say? All right, So he was asking he was
asked some questions and let's see if they If they
match up, we're going right back into it.
Speaker 11 (11:00):
It's the newly dating game. So Morgan, we asked him.
In all the texts that you've shared, and you text
a lot, you probably noticed that Morgan uses this emoji
the most.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
What is it? Which emoji would you be using the
most in your text to your boyfriend?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Ah?
Speaker 6 (11:17):
Geez, that's tough because I feel like I use different
emojis for different people. Well, sure, probably boring, but the
red heart the wrong?
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Yeah, well not wrong, I mean.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Well, he said the match with text just with him.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
Yeah, oh well yeah, okay, hey, I use the holo.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
He said, the crazy face tongue.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
That yeah, that's to balance out the heart, you know,
keep keep on his toe the mood light.
Speaker 10 (11:48):
Yeah, alright, So we talked about your Your first date
essentially was just like free drinks and you know, the
coture flowing. What is Morgan's favorite drink?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
My go to is usually like tequila soda water. All right, tequila,
that counts, but also tequila shots is but it's still
to be Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Yeah, he did say straight up to you, he.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Said, tequila. Yeah, just straight out the bottle I did.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
That's good. Out of tude questions, you got yourself one
point so far? That's good, dude, No, yeah, nice, nice.
Speaker 9 (12:21):
And then in retrospect, this one was just one of
those typical, uh do you know this person well kind
of questions. But now I realized just how damn easy
of a question it was. And the question was, what's
Morgan's favorite movie?
Speaker 6 (12:34):
Oh, come on, y'all, borat yeah, right, Ever, I guess
we're all dating you because we all know yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (12:41):
Yeah, and that's a and that's what he said. He said,
bora rat and then question number four.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
We had to go old school original dating game on this.
What's the weirdest place you've ever made?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Whoopee? H?
Speaker 6 (12:56):
Sorry, I'm so young in thirty what's whoopee?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
We'll be where's the weirdest.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
Place, weirdest place you had sex? So new, we haven't
been able to do crazy stuff yet. Probably a jacuzzie.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Us. He didn't say that.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
He simply said, do you want to do you want
to tell her what you said?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I just sold like a hotel room, bedroom, bedroom, bedroom, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Come on, at least it's the couch.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
You being so shy, Yeah, because it was all encompassing.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
It was, but it wasn't the hotel.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
But it wasn't.
Speaker 9 (13:40):
It wasn't like up against the window or on the
bathroom floor, on the sidewalk in the shower.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Well, there's been a hotel room. We were, and there
wasn't a balcony, so sorry, Cavo t am I. So
we just pretended there was and just like pushed ourselves
up against.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
We like her refresh being honesty. His name is a lie,
name is a lot my god, dude. All right, so
out of that, uh, you got tequila and you got
borat yeah, so out of four an f All.
Speaker 7 (14:15):
Right, man, hang on, hang on one second, and uh,
we're gonna put you in the seclusion chamber over here
so that you can't hear the answers that she's about
to give him. That we're gonna come back and uh,
we'll see how you do with your answers. Let me
make sure that he is on hold and can hear
what we're saying here. All right, cool, Yeah, we got
much better answers out of you.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Really is he nervous? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
We don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
We don't know.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
It's is typical.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
I mean, we don't know him.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
I'll be honest.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
He sounds kind of boring.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Well, that's the thing. I think he's kind of nervous
to be on a slash. He's a very private person.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Also.
Speaker 10 (14:48):
You know they say every relationship needs a string and
a balloon, and maybe you're like the ballue.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
He's the anchor. Yeah, he's definitely the string.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
Yeah I do feel that. Yeah, I think that's why
I like her so much. Yeah, he could be the
ring ring.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Pop what I say? What I said?
Speaker 7 (15:09):
Yeah, we'd asked about the butt plug. He said she
brought that home, right, He goes, Yeah, he keeps it
at her place.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I didn't.
Speaker 7 (15:17):
All right, So morgane these are questions, and uh, you
got to try to figure out how he'll answer these questions. Okay,
and we'll start with you, Gina grat wonderful. So we
all know that you know Cabo's Cabo. But what does
Cabo call you besides your actual name?
Speaker 6 (15:38):
Probably it's gonna say sound gay, but Morgie, probably because.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
My mom calls me.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
He took your mom's name, Morgie Corgi.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Well it was like my.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
Name when I was a baby, Morgie.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
All right, Morgie, do you have a name? Like what
what does your husband call you?
Speaker 10 (15:59):
Well, it's gonna sound boring, but it started as a joke.
We call each other Haunt because I always whenever I
like serve him, I always pretend I'm like a nine
year old waitress.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
I'm like anything else for you, Hunt, So now we.
Speaker 10 (16:10):
Just call each other hont You both have the same name, Yeah,
we both say, yeah, Hunt.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
We heard that before that you both had the same
the same name, but like an old waitress. Yeah, all right,
Greg Gory Question number two for the newly Dating Game.
Speaker 9 (16:23):
Morgan, Yeah, if Cobo's penis was an animal, what animal
would it be?
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Oh, this is a good, exact, very game question.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
Yes, oh this is a good question. Probably, Oh this
is tough. What's an animal that grows?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (16:48):
You know what funny thing about puffer fishes? And well
it'll never come up, but he would tell you. While
we were in Cabo, we did snorkeling, right, yeah, having
a great time.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
See a puffer fish out there. I went to go
touch it, and he's like, no, no, no, no, what
are you doing? Like those are poisonous? Don't do that?
Did no one tell you?
Speaker 5 (17:05):
I should have been in the like refresher semi, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I should have.
Speaker 8 (17:08):
No, they're not telling you that in Mexico jumping the water.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
Hold on, say, there's several animals that can change their
size salamanders, frogs, butterflies, ants, shellfish and now, okay, what's like.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
That just like gets suddenly like just grows.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I like puffer fish, Yeah, puffer fish.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Okay, although all right.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I don't know if he'll like that.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
What it's okay?
Speaker 4 (17:29):
So grower not a shower? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:31):
It kind of okay, but like always like a decent submi.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Every dude's one of the other most people though it
doesn't matter all right. Question number three.
Speaker 10 (17:39):
Yeah, Morgan, Yeah, who was first to say those big
three words?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Oh you?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Okay? Well we've talked about this.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
It was him, but then I've also admitted that I
thought it in my.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Head the night before. It doesn't count exactly.
Speaker 6 (17:54):
But I didn't say it because you know, you wait
till the.
Speaker 10 (17:56):
Guy says that's Andy made me say it first. He
forced me to say.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
He's like, what what are you thinking? I'm like, oh, really, no,
you stand your garage?
Speaker 4 (18:06):
I buck is that the rule? No? But like you girls,
you want the guy to say that first. Right.
Speaker 6 (18:14):
My first boyfriend ever broke up with me because I
said I love you first, and it creaked him out.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
So he sounds like, I don't.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Know if I've ever done that because I didn't want to, Like.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
You've never said I love you first first to your wow,
I'll tell you being.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Married twice, I'll tell you no times.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Did he not say it first?
Speaker 4 (18:33):
I'm not sure if I said. I don't. I don't
think I did. Again.
Speaker 7 (18:38):
It's one of those things because I I'm always like
more like worried about like, okay, I.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Don't want to sure yes, exactly. And so that's why
I was never very much.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
I never had very much awareness when it came to
like if someone was into me or how into me
they were.
Speaker 9 (18:57):
Yeah, Mario, God, I d one guarantee you it was me,
and I guarantee you.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
It was on the way home from date one where I.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Thought, oh my god, I already love it.
Speaker 6 (19:10):
Quick technically it was him because he said it and
I was like, oh my god, I was thinking that yesterday.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Did it on the trip?
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Yeah, I know, I know, that's like the first date.
I love you lesbian, that is lesbian speed. Yeah, all right,
Question question number four.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
Morgan, the day is over, you're heading off to bed.
When your head hits the pillow, what are you wearing?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Oh? T shirt and panties?
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Oh T shirt and panties.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Okay, all right, you got that like a three XL
T shirt?
Speaker 6 (19:51):
Yeah, okay, like a big we know how well it
just still we're clear.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Yeah, yeah, nothing cute.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
Yeah, you're not like a little like maybe my O J.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Sim and John. So we got the uh, we got
the answers.
Speaker 7 (20:03):
We're going to take a break and then we're going
to come back, and then we're going to hear from him.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
All right, we're going to hear from him and we'll
see what his answers all match up. I love it
back the newly dating game with Morgan. You know our
social Morgan.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yea, we know.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
We do love you. See I said that first that time,
that she loved me.
Speaker 9 (20:31):
Wow, you're the first woman he said that. That's true first,
Well to first said that to you first? What an
honor that actually is?
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (20:39):
At the end of my daughter, I told her I
loved her before she had the ability to say that.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Get that and I feel better now because let me
let me uh, let me bring him back up here.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah, dude, I know your name now, I know you.
I know your real.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Name, but we're going to keep it under it.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I'm not going to say it. I won't say it
on the air. I promise I won't say the issues.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
But like whenever I inevitably see you in person, I'm
gonna have to use your actual name. I can't.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
I can't use why Cabo rules. I'm not saying he
is a person doesn't know the name rules? Yeah for
the place. Yeah all right, So let's take to the answers.
We had questions for Morgan. Good thing you guys didn't
go to like Tuscaloosa.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Yeah, Oh we talked to you called him tusk Tusky.
So we have the newly dating game.
Speaker 7 (21:29):
Morgan had her questions and we're gonna see if Cabo
can match her answers.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
And question number.
Speaker 10 (21:36):
One, Yeah, we wanted to know. You know, we call
you Cabo. But what do you call Morgan besides her
actual name?
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Yeah, like some kind of like you know, cutesie, uh
pet name.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Oh, usually it's just Morgan, but uh, maybe Morgie, Morgie.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
That's exactly he did.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
It's not like he calls me that all the time.
Maybe I still got I got it a couple of times. Wow,
I got it.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Question number two, I.
Speaker 9 (22:05):
Gotta say, Morgie is one of the keutest things I've
ever heard about it. The question Cabo was if Cobo's
penis was an animal, what animal would it be?
Speaker 4 (22:17):
I've never thought of that.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
How's the time?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Neither did I?
Speaker 5 (22:22):
What do you think Morgan would say? Morgie?
Speaker 4 (22:26):
What would.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I think Morgie would say?
Speaker 4 (22:33):
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Don't get you with me now, I guess.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yeah, I'm just gonna say polar bear because I played
was on TV when Jeff was watching TV.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
Oh, I let my dog watch polar bears on TV
when I'm gone.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
And so if your penis was an animal, it would
be a.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Polar bowlar bear like that kind.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
I have no idea, but they're strong and big.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
That's interest was cute but a dangerous.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
I would at least say something cool. Polar bears are
like polar bears are like for chicks, like a panther penises,
she said, she said sometimes she said that, and I
will quote a puffer fish a puffer fish why.
Speaker 10 (23:18):
Because because they grow, they get they get giant.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
You're like, what animal crow you're trying to think of
a Yeah, we were trying to think of an animal that.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Grows instantly in size, right, all right?
Speaker 7 (23:32):
So it didn't didn't get that one question number three
for the newly Dating Game.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Well, here's where you bounced back, Cabo.
Speaker 10 (23:38):
Who was the first to say those big three words,
I love you?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
That would be me, but I don't remember. There's a
lot of tequila, but it would have been me. That's
that's what she'll take it.
Speaker 10 (23:52):
I don't know maras out that you it would have
been you. But you don't remember.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Yeah, she had. She had to jog my memory on
that one.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Okay, that's a very vivid memory in my bad, very telling.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
We had a moment, so it's ruined.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
So dude, where where where did this happen? Kling in Cabo? Okay,
so she did say that. She said it did happen
while it was on the trip. Yeah, underwater? Do remember snorkling?
Speaker 6 (24:25):
Oh that's the day I got sick and I was
thrown up everywhere.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I had so much to kill about, like a match
made in heaven.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
You're like.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Up the fish start eating.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Oh god, wow, I didn't realize you didn't remember that.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Okay, about that later, there's a match. Yeah, it is
a match. And she said that. And I learned this
for the first time today that apparently dudes are supposed
to say that first, I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yes, it's a fact, all right.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
What this question to question number four.
Speaker 9 (25:00):
Are the question Cabo was the day is over, Morgan's
heading off to bed. When her head hits the pillow,
what is she wearing.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
If it's cold, Usually like a three XL hoodie and
oversized stuff.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
So, but just on a regular just an average generic night.
What does she wearing? Uh, some oversized T shirtar hoodie?
Speaker 5 (25:24):
Anything else?
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Uh? Shorts? I mean she said a T shirt and panty? Yeah,
yeah right.
Speaker 9 (25:34):
She specifically said, like a big oversized shirt.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
He got that right, shorts, but he's only known.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
He only said shorts because Gina was pushing him to
say something else. You didn't know what to say. Yeah,
you don't want to cold air getting in there.
Speaker 8 (25:53):
Yeah, Morgan said three X shirt and he said three.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
X true, he knew the size and everything. I mean
that's impressive.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
All right, Well, I mean give them the point.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
It's not like they're winning anything. That's true. It's not
you get to wash her and dryer. Congraduations. Seems this
relationship is also a great star.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
It does.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Yeah, everything about it's been fast.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
Yeah, for sure, love it.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yeah, that's why it's good that we live kind of
far away.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
That's true, the way you have to pace yourself. Yes, Hey,
I have a quick question for Cabo.
Speaker 10 (26:25):
How do you feel about her like in the ring
and like fighting and getting beaten up and stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
I mean, she's going to hold her own, so it's
not too crazy. I'm just more worried that she doesn't
sleep a lot, so that's what's gonna probably beat her
up more.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
I feel bad, like and on a scale one to ten,
how bad do you think she needs this nose job
that she wants to be honest, she knows my stance
and that's a zero.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Zero.
Speaker 7 (26:57):
Well, hey man, thank you so much for taking the
time to talk with us, and good luck with everything.
I'm sure we'll meet you at an event sometime soon
or it's something sometime soon.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Yeah or yeah.
Speaker 7 (27:09):
I have a feeling that the relationship will last at
least that long until we have something like that.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
Yeah's hope. So oh good. Yeah, anything you love birds
want to say to each other before we hang.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Up, I don't think so. By Cabo o.
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got out one of those questions, should I go to
the doctor?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
All right, we know your answer will be yes. It's
always the answer.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
Well yeah, I mean, if you're in doubt, it would
be worth it just to go. Yeah, if in doubt,
check it out like that. Plus, I mean, onen's Greg
ever going to pass up a good opportunity for the
doctor to ask to see his penis.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
It's the well awkward at all.
Speaker 7 (28:27):
You know, we have a thing because Greg has said
on a number of occasions, doesn't matter what you.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Go to the doctor for your broken finger. This doesn't
happen with.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Women, but as dudes, it really does seem to track
and be accurate that.
Speaker 9 (28:38):
I'm positive I have a broken finger, and they say,
all right, well just remove all your clothes get here
in a minute. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna have some reason.
We're gonna have to Oh what's out a hangnail? Oh yeah,
how about your scroll?
Speaker 5 (28:50):
We got to jiggle it.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Just make sure we check you for a hernia at first, totally.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Then it's like keep an eye on it.
Speaker 7 (28:56):
Yeah, we've got we've got an animated podcast about that,
about going to the doctor and uh, the doctor needing
to see his penis?
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Are we trying to see your junk?
Speaker 9 (29:05):
I think a lot of people become doctors just to
see naked people.
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That's so interesting because I know for women, Sammy, I
know you'll know this, like, yeah, I have a sore throat.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
Uh huh and when was your last period?
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Oh?
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Yeah, what a weird They try to get you naked,
especially at urgent care.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
At urgent Care, yeah, you don't go back.
Speaker 10 (29:23):
There's kind of rotating doctors and it's not your primary they'll.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Try to get your only chance to see it. Yeah,
remember you're a woman. It's better.
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Remember last time Sammy told as she went to the
urgent care just for a sore throat, they asked to
see her butthole.
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That was fair, like is not jump on the table normal?
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Okay, like gathering the.
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Jugglers, I'll present it to you.
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I'm not with my throat, but okay, here can you
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Speaker 7 (00:46):
Hey, we are into another new hour insensitivity training frame,
politically correct World. Good morning, everybody, money, Greg manis We've
got Sea Mass, We've got Sam Morgan is here. I'm
Morgan and uh so. Morgan has a boyfriend who she
met after he propositioned her. Hey person, I've never even
(01:12):
gone out on one.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Day with yet. Yeah, how about we go out of
the country.
Speaker 7 (01:16):
How about we go to Cabo on a trip together,
and so she brought that into us and like, hey, god,
that's what do you think.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
The room was really split on It was very splits,
but I do.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
All Morgan, I suggest it's it's been.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Down from the beginning.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
I have not been down since the beginning.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
I'm sorry that we worried about you.
Speaker 8 (01:36):
It's called your safety technically, though, this was not the
first time that they met.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Well yeah, but she doesn't remember the first time they met.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
But they met right, but very briefly, for maybe like
a minute or two.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Greg's in the photo as well.
Speaker 9 (01:51):
So really, yeah, interesting, Okay, well I don't remember.
Speaker 7 (01:56):
I don't even know. It was a real names called Cabo. Yeah,
because that's so that's where they went.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Let's keep it that way.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Really, yeah, not even a first name. How are we
supposed to somebody that you're in a relationship with, How
are we supposed to like, I don't know, I feel weird,
like somebody.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, ask him, but maybe hold.
Speaker 7 (02:13):
On, Cabo. He's like, I don't know parts of respond
because that's not my name. It's Morgan's boyfriend. Can you
see a boyfriend?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Right?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, you can say that, Heyabo.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Hey there, we're going yeah. I didn't even get a
hey baby, you know. Yeah, yeah, it's really weird.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Yeah that's professional, all right.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
So dude, I just feel really awkward calling you Cabo
because like, you know, I know it's not your name,
and uh, you know, when she works on the show,
it's like, nobody calls my wife like some other kind
of weird name. Although we called Medic's wife spicy Nacho,
but we say we know our name is Jessica.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
We've said her name is Jessica. Why why can't we
know your name?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
You got some crazy followers, So I mean that's why
I just keep it at Cabo. So no one's like
coming after me.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Who is who will?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
All right, not a basic name at all.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Wink wink, Yeah, okay, I get it anyway, So Cabo,
welcome to the show. We're going to play today. This
is the newly Dating Game.
Speaker 7 (03:17):
And so Menace and uh, Gina and Greg and Sammy,
everybody's been working on these questions. You ever seen the
newlywed game, like the old timey game show the Newlywed game?
I haven't I have been, Yeah, And so basically there
are just these questions. So we're going to break it
up where we ask Morgan some questions. Then we'll break
it up and ask Cobos some questions. Now, when we're
(03:38):
talking to Morgan, Cobo won't be able to hear what
we're asking her, and then we'll see if he can
match many of her answer answers, and then we'll do
the same just flipped in reverse. But how's everything been
going in the relationship so far? How long has it been?
What like three months too?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Just a little over too right to.
Speaker 10 (03:54):
Really December basically at the end of December, like Anyuary basically.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
I think we're kind of counting because we left December
twenty eighth, I believe, so in my head, that's what
I counted.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Yeah, just too.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Yeah, that's the day she met him.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Yeah, And so how's it going? Like on scale one
to ten so far? Like, how's it going? Definitely tends
for me? O good? Okay, he definitely shot his shot
and he yeah, he succeeded.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
Yeah, I mean I would have never have done that.
I was when I was a single boy. Balls yeah,
very ballsy. And well what about your writing? We didn't
get your rating yet, Morgan.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
Yeah, I'd say ten too. I took us I was
not looking for a relationship. Yeah, so this is someone
that I'm like, oh wow, I'm surprised how much I'm
into it.
Speaker 9 (04:41):
On any given seven day week, how many of those
seven days do you guys see each other?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
That's a question I was going to ask for real, Yeah,
we should date.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Well, we lived like.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Over an hour away from each other and shout out
to Cabo. He usually drives to me. So if we're
free on a Saturday or a weekend when there's no
U to see.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Random like you see each other's faces.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
He wants to FaceTime write Cabo, but I don't like
face timing.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, she's not big on any anything besides texting.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, I guess talking. We do it sometimes, yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
But mostly I will say this.
Speaker 8 (05:20):
I'll say this though, because I check it with Morgan
every morning to see how she's doing, and she says
that she wished she could spend more time with him,
but just because of our schedule.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yeah, that's tough.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Well, he works nights, I work mornings. So yeah, it
is what it.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Is that means the relationship will last a long time.
It really does stay out of each other's way.
Speaker 7 (05:40):
Yeah, because you don't have the opportunity to really get
sick of one another, especially if you're not doing that
NonStop face timing stuff.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Now you hang up first, No, you hang up first
kind of stuff. Yeah, that's true. Talk though, we're going
to ask Cabo his questions first, So if you wouldn't mind,
h Morgan, whant' you just go over back to where
you normally go.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Okay by in the studio next door.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
And then what we're gonna do is we're gonna ask
Cabo some questions, and then what we'll do is we
will then see if Morgan can match these answers that
he's about to give us in this round of the
Newly Dating Game.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Everybody hit a one to shoe.
Speaker 9 (06:16):
I'm trying to do the math here. It's not all
that difficult. But if you don't count the trip that
they took together to Cabo, they've really only been in
the same room eight tons.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
A handful of times.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Is that true, Cabo? Uh No, it's been more than that.
More than that. Yeah, a couple of weeks work.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
Better, mom too, right, Yeah, Yeah, let's let's get to
the questions. We will start with Greg Gory. Greg Gory,
question number one for Cabo.
Speaker 9 (06:47):
I would like to know from Cabo. We just talked
about texting and all the texts that you have shared,
you probably noticed that Morgan uses this emoji the most.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
What emoji I mean overall? Probably like these egg plant.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
No crazy like sideways, like crazy face laughing emoji.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
With the time.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
Oh yeah, that's a good one, like the laughing super
super hard one.
Speaker 10 (07:12):
No, no, like the crazy like that, like the one
eye closed.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, got it all right, Gina grad
your question.
Speaker 10 (07:21):
Yeah, so you guys met on vacation, so clearly there
were the drinks were flowing, the cocktails were just all
over the place. What is Morgan's favorite drink?
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Probably just straight up tequila? Yeah, I like that girl,
Yeah yeah yeah, tequila buddies. All right, Greg Gory question
number three for Cabo a very basic do you know
her really well? Questioned?
Speaker 9 (07:48):
What is Morgan's favorite movie? Oh, bort easy, Okay, Cabo.
Speaker 10 (07:57):
This is a little personal, and you're gonna have to
forgive me. And I know you've only been, you know,
as Greg said, in the room together, a couple of
handful of times. But I'd like to think during those times,
you've you know, you've gotten it on with your gal.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
What's the weirdest place that's happened?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
No, they got to say it like the newly would be,
what's the weirdest.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Place you've ever made?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Woo, it's the legendary legend. You have to do that.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Like specifically left it for.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Me and you have to do that.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
What's the weirdest place you ever made?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Whoopie?
Speaker 8 (08:29):
Let's say it seriously, like, yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Why do I have to keep saying this?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Well, why are you.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Mocking the new Yeah? Exactly?
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Uh caba. What's the weirdest place you've ever made? Whoopie?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I don't think anywhere? Crazy bedroom, nothing, nothing, nothing crazy
so far?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
The hotel room like nothing, public like nothing on the
balcony uh no, bathroom floor.
Speaker 7 (08:57):
There's that legendary answer on the Newlywed game where he
asked the question and she says the butts.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Should we say hotel room cabo?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Well whatever?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
His answer, Well, he said, yeah, yeah, that's that is
that's pretty crazy, that's pretty wild. And she did bring
she did bring home that. What do you show butt
plug for you? Did she not? She did?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Okay, nicely displayed at her place.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah, she said she was going to keep it.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Remember I know, I know where she can keep it.
Speaker 7 (09:32):
Yeah, all right. So that's that's the four questions for Cabo. Now,
what we're gonna do is we're gonna take a quick
break and then we're going to bring Morgan back in.
We'll get her answers to see if they match up
with what Cabo gave us, and then we'll ask her
some questions about Cabo.
Speaker 9 (09:46):
And then we'll know if hardcore love. Yeah, exactly right.
Show all right, welcome back.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
We're doing the new lead dating game.
Speaker 7 (09:57):
We just talked to Morgan's I hate calling you to
Morgan's boyfriend. Yeh, noise, I'm not calling him Cabo really why.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
I don't like it. I don't like it. It's it's weird.
It's weird.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I tell you what.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah, yeah, I won't.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
I won't Cabo.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I won't.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
I won't say it on the air, but like off
the air, and if I ever see him whatever, I
can't look at him and call him Cabo.
Speaker 10 (10:15):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
I'll call him.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
It's like my wife. She could not call menace his
wife Nacho. She just can't do it. I get that
she can't bring herself. I can't bring myself.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
To do that. Well, I can't call menace anything, but yeah, weird,
that's all, you know. It's just it's just a little
bit different. I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Well, should I tell you make him mad?
Speaker 4 (10:35):
No? No, If you want to end the relationship, that's fine.
He's paranoid about you know, crazy people. Let's let's bring
it cabo, let's h let's bring him back on.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
Hey many there, yep, I'm here, okay, all right, So
we asked him some questions. We're going to see how well, uh,
the answers match up with what you what you're going
to say? All right, So he was asking he was
asked some questions and let's see if they If they
match up, we're going right back into it.
Speaker 11 (11:00):
It's the newly dating game. So Morgan, we asked him.
In all the texts that you've shared, and you text
a lot, you probably noticed that Morgan uses this emoji
the most.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
What is it? Which emoji would you be using the
most in your text to your boyfriend?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Ah?
Speaker 6 (11:17):
Geez, that's tough because I feel like I use different
emojis for different people. Well, sure, probably boring, but the
red heart the wrong?
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Yeah, well not wrong, I mean.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Well, he said the match with text just with him.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
Yeah, oh well yeah, okay, hey, I use the holo.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
He said, the crazy face tongue.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
That yeah, that's to balance out the heart, you know,
keep keep on his toe the mood light.
Speaker 10 (11:48):
Yeah, alright, So we talked about your Your first date
essentially was just like free drinks and you know, the
coture flowing. What is Morgan's favorite drink?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
My go to is usually like tequila soda water. All right, tequila,
that counts, but also tequila shots is but it's still
to be Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Yeah, he did say straight up to you, he.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Said, tequila. Yeah, just straight out the bottle I did.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
That's good. Out of tude questions, you got yourself one
point so far? That's good, dude, No, yeah, nice, nice.
Speaker 9 (12:21):
And then in retrospect, this one was just one of
those typical, uh do you know this person well kind
of questions. But now I realized just how damn easy
of a question it was. And the question was, what's
Morgan's favorite movie?
Speaker 6 (12:34):
Oh, come on, y'all, borat yeah, right, Ever, I guess
we're all dating you because we all know yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (12:41):
Yeah, and that's a and that's what he said. He said,
bora rat and then question number four.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
We had to go old school original dating game on this.
What's the weirdest place you've ever made?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Whoopee? H?
Speaker 6 (12:56):
Sorry, I'm so young in thirty what's whoopee?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
We'll be where's the weirdest.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
Place, weirdest place you had sex? So new, we haven't
been able to do crazy stuff yet. Probably a jacuzzie.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Us. He didn't say that.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
He simply said, do you want to do you want
to tell her what you said?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I just sold like a hotel room, bedroom, bedroom, bedroom, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Come on, at least it's the couch.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
You being so shy, Yeah, because it was all encompassing.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
It was, but it wasn't the hotel.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
But it wasn't.
Speaker 9 (13:40):
It wasn't like up against the window or on the
bathroom floor, on the sidewalk in the shower.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Well, there's been a hotel room. We were, and there
wasn't a balcony, so sorry, Cavo t am I. So
we just pretended there was and just like pushed ourselves
up against.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
We like her refresh being honesty. His name is a lie,
name is a lot my god, dude. All right, so
out of that, uh, you got tequila and you got
borat yeah, so out of four an f All.
Speaker 7 (14:15):
Right, man, hang on, hang on one second, and uh,
we're gonna put you in the seclusion chamber over here
so that you can't hear the answers that she's about
to give him. That we're gonna come back and uh,
we'll see how you do with your answers. Let me
make sure that he is on hold and can hear
what we're saying here. All right, cool, Yeah, we got
much better answers out of you.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Really is he nervous? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
We don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
We don't know.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
It's is typical.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
I mean, we don't know him.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
I'll be honest.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
He sounds kind of boring.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Well, that's the thing. I think he's kind of nervous
to be on a slash. He's a very private person.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Also.
Speaker 10 (14:48):
You know they say every relationship needs a string and
a balloon, and maybe you're like the ballue.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
He's the anchor. Yeah, he's definitely the string.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
Yeah I do feel that. Yeah, I think that's why
I like her so much. Yeah, he could be the
ring ring.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Pop what I say? What I said?
Speaker 7 (15:09):
Yeah, we'd asked about the butt plug. He said she
brought that home, right, He goes, Yeah, he keeps it
at her place.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I didn't.
Speaker 7 (15:17):
All right, So morgane these are questions, and uh, you
got to try to figure out how he'll answer these questions. Okay,
and we'll start with you, Gina grat wonderful. So we
all know that you know Cabo's Cabo. But what does
Cabo call you besides your actual name?
Speaker 6 (15:38):
Probably it's gonna say sound gay, but Morgie, probably because.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
My mom calls me.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
He took your mom's name, Morgie Corgi.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Well it was like my.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
Name when I was a baby, Morgie.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
All right, Morgie, do you have a name? Like what
what does your husband call you?
Speaker 10 (15:59):
Well, it's gonna sound boring, but it started as a joke.
We call each other Haunt because I always whenever I
like serve him, I always pretend I'm like a nine
year old waitress.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
I'm like anything else for you, Hunt, So now we.
Speaker 10 (16:10):
Just call each other hont You both have the same name, Yeah,
we both say, yeah, Hunt.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
We heard that before that you both had the same
the same name, but like an old waitress. Yeah, all right,
Greg Gory Question number two for the newly Dating Game.
Speaker 9 (16:23):
Morgan, Yeah, if Cobo's penis was an animal, what animal
would it be?
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Oh, this is a good, exact, very game question.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
Yes, oh this is a good question. Probably, Oh this
is tough. What's an animal that grows?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (16:48):
You know what funny thing about puffer fishes? And well
it'll never come up, but he would tell you. While
we were in Cabo, we did snorkeling, right, yeah, having
a great time.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
See a puffer fish out there. I went to go
touch it, and he's like, no, no, no, no, what
are you doing? Like those are poisonous? Don't do that?
Did no one tell you?
Speaker 5 (17:05):
I should have been in the like refresher semi, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I should have.
Speaker 8 (17:08):
No, they're not telling you that in Mexico jumping the water.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
Hold on, say, there's several animals that can change their
size salamanders, frogs, butterflies, ants, shellfish and now, okay, what's like.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
That just like gets suddenly like just grows.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I like puffer fish, Yeah, puffer fish.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Okay, although all right.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I don't know if he'll like that.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
What it's okay?
Speaker 4 (17:29):
So grower not a shower? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:31):
It kind of okay, but like always like a decent submi.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Every dude's one of the other most people though it
doesn't matter all right. Question number three.
Speaker 10 (17:39):
Yeah, Morgan, Yeah, who was first to say those big
three words?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Oh you?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Okay? Well we've talked about this.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
It was him, but then I've also admitted that I
thought it in my.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Head the night before. It doesn't count exactly.
Speaker 6 (17:54):
But I didn't say it because you know, you wait
till the.
Speaker 10 (17:56):
Guy says that's Andy made me say it first. He
forced me to say.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
He's like, what what are you thinking? I'm like, oh, really, no,
you stand your garage?
Speaker 4 (18:06):
I buck is that the rule? No? But like you girls,
you want the guy to say that first. Right.
Speaker 6 (18:14):
My first boyfriend ever broke up with me because I
said I love you first, and it creaked him out.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
So he sounds like, I don't.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Know if I've ever done that because I didn't want to, Like.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
You've never said I love you first first to your wow,
I'll tell you being.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Married twice, I'll tell you no times.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Did he not say it first?
Speaker 4 (18:33):
I'm not sure if I said. I don't. I don't
think I did. Again.
Speaker 7 (18:38):
It's one of those things because I I'm always like
more like worried about like, okay, I.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Don't want to sure yes, exactly. And so that's why
I was never very much.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
I never had very much awareness when it came to
like if someone was into me or how into me
they were.
Speaker 9 (18:57):
Yeah, Mario, God, I d one guarantee you it was me,
and I guarantee you.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
It was on the way home from date one where I.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Thought, oh my god, I already love it.
Speaker 6 (19:10):
Quick technically it was him because he said it and
I was like, oh my god, I was thinking that yesterday.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Did it on the trip?
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Yeah, I know, I know, that's like the first date.
I love you lesbian, that is lesbian speed. Yeah, all right,
Question question number four.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
Morgan, the day is over, you're heading off to bed.
When your head hits the pillow, what are you wearing?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Oh? T shirt and panties?
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Oh T shirt and panties.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Okay, all right, you got that like a three XL
T shirt?
Speaker 6 (19:51):
Yeah, okay, like a big we know how well it
just still we're clear.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Yeah, yeah, nothing cute.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
Yeah, you're not like a little like maybe my O J.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Sim and John. So we got the uh, we got
the answers.
Speaker 7 (20:03):
We're going to take a break and then we're going
to come back, and then we're going to hear from him.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
All right, we're going to hear from him and we'll
see what his answers all match up. I love it
back the newly dating game with Morgan. You know our
social Morgan.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yea, we know.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
We do love you. See I said that first that time,
that she loved me.
Speaker 9 (20:31):
Wow, you're the first woman he said that. That's true first,
Well to first said that to you first? What an
honor that actually is?
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (20:39):
At the end of my daughter, I told her I
loved her before she had the ability to say that.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Get that and I feel better now because let me
let me uh, let me bring him back up here.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah, dude, I know your name now, I know you.
I know your real.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Name, but we're going to keep it under it.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I'm not going to say it. I won't say it
on the air. I promise I won't say the issues.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
But like whenever I inevitably see you in person, I'm
gonna have to use your actual name. I can't.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
I can't use why Cabo rules. I'm not saying he
is a person doesn't know the name rules? Yeah for
the place. Yeah all right, So let's take to the answers.
We had questions for Morgan. Good thing you guys didn't
go to like Tuscaloosa.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Yeah, Oh we talked to you called him tusk Tusky.
So we have the newly dating game.
Speaker 7 (21:29):
Morgan had her questions and we're gonna see if Cabo
can match her answers.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
And question number.
Speaker 10 (21:36):
One, Yeah, we wanted to know. You know, we call
you Cabo. But what do you call Morgan besides her
actual name?
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Yeah, like some kind of like you know, cutesie, uh
pet name.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Oh, usually it's just Morgan, but uh, maybe Morgie, Morgie.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
That's exactly he did.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
It's not like he calls me that all the time.
Maybe I still got I got it a couple of times. Wow,
I got it.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Question number two, I.
Speaker 9 (22:05):
Gotta say, Morgie is one of the keutest things I've
ever heard about it. The question Cabo was if Cobo's
penis was an animal, what animal would it be?
Speaker 4 (22:17):
I've never thought of that.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
How's the time?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Neither did I?
Speaker 5 (22:22):
What do you think Morgan would say? Morgie?
Speaker 4 (22:26):
What would.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I think Morgie would say?
Speaker 4 (22:33):
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Don't get you with me now, I guess.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yeah, I'm just gonna say polar bear because I played
was on TV when Jeff was watching TV.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
Oh, I let my dog watch polar bears on TV
when I'm gone.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
And so if your penis was an animal, it would
be a.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Polar bowlar bear like that kind.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
I have no idea, but they're strong and big.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
That's interest was cute but a dangerous.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
I would at least say something cool. Polar bears are
like polar bears are like for chicks, like a panther penises,
she said, she said sometimes she said that, and I
will quote a puffer fish a puffer fish why.
Speaker 10 (23:18):
Because because they grow, they get they get giant.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
You're like, what animal crow you're trying to think of
a Yeah, we were trying to think of an animal that.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Grows instantly in size, right, all right?
Speaker 7 (23:32):
So it didn't didn't get that one question number three
for the newly Dating Game.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Well, here's where you bounced back, Cabo.
Speaker 10 (23:38):
Who was the first to say those big three words,
I love you?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
That would be me, but I don't remember. There's a
lot of tequila, but it would have been me. That's
that's what she'll take it.
Speaker 10 (23:52):
I don't know maras out that you it would have
been you. But you don't remember.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Yeah, she had. She had to jog my memory on
that one.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Okay, that's a very vivid memory in my bad, very telling.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
We had a moment, so it's ruined.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
So dude, where where where did this happen? Kling in Cabo? Okay,
so she did say that. She said it did happen
while it was on the trip. Yeah, underwater? Do remember snorkling?
Speaker 6 (24:25):
Oh that's the day I got sick and I was
thrown up everywhere.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I had so much to kill about, like a match
made in heaven.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
You're like.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Up the fish start eating.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Oh god, wow, I didn't realize you didn't remember that.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Okay, about that later, there's a match. Yeah, it is
a match. And she said that. And I learned this
for the first time today that apparently dudes are supposed
to say that first, I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yes, it's a fact, all right.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
What this question to question number four.
Speaker 9 (25:00):
Are the question Cabo was the day is over, Morgan's
heading off to bed. When her head hits the pillow,
what is she wearing.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
If it's cold, Usually like a three XL hoodie and
oversized stuff.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
So, but just on a regular just an average generic night.
What does she wearing? Uh, some oversized T shirtar hoodie?
Speaker 5 (25:24):
Anything else?
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Uh? Shorts? I mean she said a T shirt and panty? Yeah,
yeah right.
Speaker 9 (25:34):
She specifically said, like a big oversized shirt.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
He got that right, shorts, but he's only known.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
He only said shorts because Gina was pushing him to
say something else. You didn't know what to say. Yeah,
you don't want to cold air getting in there.
Speaker 8 (25:53):
Yeah, Morgan said three X shirt and he said three.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
X true, he knew the size and everything. I mean
that's impressive.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
All right, Well, I mean give them the point.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
It's not like they're winning anything. That's true. It's not
you get to wash her and dryer. Congraduations. Seems this
relationship is also a great star.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
It does.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Yeah, everything about it's been fast.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
Yeah, for sure, love it.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yeah, that's why it's good that we live kind of
far away.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
That's true, the way you have to pace yourself. Yes, Hey,
I have a quick question for Cabo.
Speaker 10 (26:25):
How do you feel about her like in the ring
and like fighting and getting beaten up and stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
I mean, she's going to hold her own, so it's
not too crazy. I'm just more worried that she doesn't
sleep a lot, so that's what's gonna probably beat her
up more.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
I feel bad, like and on a scale one to ten,
how bad do you think she needs this nose job
that she wants to be honest, she knows my stance
and that's a zero.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Zero.
Speaker 7 (26:57):
Well, hey man, thank you so much for taking the
time to talk with us, and good luck with everything.
I'm sure we'll meet you at an event sometime soon
or it's something sometime soon.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Yeah or yeah.
Speaker 7 (27:09):
I have a feeling that the relationship will last at
least that long until we have something like that.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
Yeah's hope. So oh good. Yeah, anything you love birds
want to say to each other before we hang.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Up, I don't think so. By Cabo o.
Speaker 7 (27:26):
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got out one of those questions, should I go to
the doctor?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
All right, we know your answer will be yes. It's
always the answer.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
Well yeah, I mean, if you're in doubt, it would
be worth it just to go. Yeah, if in doubt,
check it out like that. Plus, I mean, onen's Greg
ever going to pass up a good opportunity for the
doctor to ask to see his penis.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
It's the well awkward at all.
Speaker 7 (28:27):
You know, we have a thing because Greg has said
on a number of occasions, doesn't matter what you.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Go to the doctor for your broken finger. This doesn't
happen with.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Women, but as dudes, it really does seem to track
and be accurate that.
Speaker 9 (28:38):
I'm positive I have a broken finger, and they say,
all right, well just remove all your clothes get here
in a minute. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna have some reason.
We're gonna have to Oh what's out a hangnail? Oh yeah,
how about your scroll?
Speaker 5 (28:50):
We got to jiggle it.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Just make sure we check you for a hernia at first, totally.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Then it's like keep an eye on it.
Speaker 7 (28:56):
Yeah, we've got we've got an animated podcast about that,
about going to the doctor and uh, the doctor needing
to see his penis?
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Are we trying to see your junk?
Speaker 9 (29:05):
I think a lot of people become doctors just to
see naked people.
Speaker 10 (29:09):
That's so interesting because I know for women, Sammy, I
know you'll know this, like, yeah, I have a sore throat.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
Uh huh and when was your last period?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Yeah, what a weird They try to get you naked,
especially at urgent care.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
At urgent Care, yeah, you don't go back.
Speaker 10 (29:23):
There's kind of rotating doctors and it's not your primary they'll.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Try to get your only chance to see it. Yeah,
remember you're a woman. It's better.
Speaker 7 (29:32):
Remember last time Sammy told as she went to the
urgent care just for a sore throat, they asked to
see her butthole.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
That was fair, like is not jump on the table normal?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Okay, like gathering the.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Jugglers, I'll present it to you.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
I'm not with my throat, but okay, here can you
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