April 30, 2025 • 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Show, and we are into another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. On a Wednesday morning. It's
April the thirtieth, the final day of the month. As
Menace mentioned earlier, it's ay day. Yeah, rip murder at
the heyday to those who get paid on the fifteenth
from the last day of the month. Wooding, Greg Menace,
(00:23):
there's we got Sea Bass, we got Sammy Morgan has
taken to calls eight seven seven four Wooding hit us
up the text two two nine eighty seven. Greg's confession
is coming up. Its honesty day, and so Greg's got
a confession for us. I'm thinking as salacious as some
(00:44):
of his confessions in the past.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
No, no, no, no, We're gonna find out.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I'm just so way late to the party on something.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah, I mean, I think my most recent confession was that,
for the very first time ever, I got a manicure
and a pedicure and I loved it.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
They're so into it.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
There's that that hammer and nails place, and uh, my
buddy had told me about it and I signed up
and I went, and uh They're like, oh, so they're
acting as if like I know what I'm doing. I go,
I don't know. Just tell me what we're doing here.
And this is my friend. We have so many guys
that come in. It's by it's a place for dudes.
I'm sure they say that multiple times per day as possible. Yeah,
(01:25):
but I got to tell you after getting it pretty rad.
You know, I'm a fan of massage. It's a lot
of like hand and foot massage. The massage like your
your calf and then you look pretty. Yeah, and then
you don't have to cut your own nails. They don't
put polisher. That's the thing. I was thought, like manicures
and pedicures meant they were going to like paint.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Sometimes they clear they're shiny.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I don't do that. They say, they say shiny buff
or no or no buff. I do not want my
nails shiny. I just want I want my Matt black
because Greg.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Gay right exactly. I mean, come on, I did that
one time. Somebody had one of those ones that you
use at home. It spins and you buffet. Oh it
looked like I had gloss.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I hated it. Yeah, stupid dudes, rass. What's something that
you enjoy that you keep a secret from your buddies.
Just some of the stuff that made the list. Yeah,
I'm not into these, but I do like a hot tub,
but it's got jets and stuff with bubble baths. We
talked about that being overrated. I love a bubble bath.
Pedicures just mentioned that sewing Sammy, Okay, dudes in the
(02:33):
sewing guys who would sew romance novels really like those
kinds of like the middle aged lonely chicks. Sree, I'm
not even into those, Diane Steele. This one says, I'm
a general contractor and I can never tell the guys
at work that I like classical music really working in
the garden and cartoons. Can't tell the guys at work.
I can't talk about you can't.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Talk about classical music or cartoons.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
It depends on what are you pruning in the garden
or are you like killing oil?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, chopping down trees.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, you're putting in, like, you know, your tomato plants
and stuff like that. That's that's different. I have stuffed
animals and plushies from Squish Mellow on my bed. Oh yeah,
keep that to yourself. That's something you never admit exactly
honest day. My twelve year old daughters out of those
I build Legos, play with my cat, and I watch
a lot of cat and dog videos. Able, dudes, that's
(03:24):
what's something you enjoy that you keep a secret from
your buddies. The lego thing. I got a friend who
builds legos and he's got a couple of really cool ones.
He built this one that was the Titanic Lego. Titanic guy,
I forgot how many pieces that have, but that took
a while. And another one just because you know, radio whatever,
it's a it's a working radio. I bought one of
(03:45):
those for a friend of mine. Yeah, it's cool, pretty cool. Yeah,
he brought it into to show me. I'm like, all right,
that's pretty cool. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
A lot of the kids are made for adults for sure.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Okay, be honest, guys, went shopping yesterday and I walked
by the Lego store some more legos.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
You did it for yourself?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
For myself? Again, I'm not going crazy. It was just
only a twenty five dollars set.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Now, will you build it and leave it? Or you
build it and then take it apart and put all
the pieces away? Or were you display the phone? Right?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
What do you do with it?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah? What do you do with one. That's what I built.
I just I built it.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
I'm like, okay, I got it done, and then I
just put in my closet, right, yeah, like display it
or anything.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
We had to figure that out with my son when
he was he's not doing legos now anymore, but for
a while there he would build these sets and they're
pretty cool, some of them very big. Yeah now what now, like,
what do you do with it?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I bought these little book shelf cases for this, yeah,
because yeah, like he worked so hard on it.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Now what I told you? There weren't a lot of sets, No,
there's none. There were a handful, like you said, police station, airport, right,
but for you to configure how you want it still Yeah,
But a lot of the lego we just had random
bricks and random you build a house just you know,
free handed or whatever. It was all different colored bricks
and then was done. You just crumple it back up
(05:00):
and put all the in the bins and that was it.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
I swear they've gotten harder too. But Greg, are you
disappointed that I didn't display it in my living room?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Very upset? What was the most what was it?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
The friend you just bought the one I just bought
yesterday was the F one McLaren car.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
At this point, one stuffy Yeah. F one to you
is like the flying thing for me. Yeah for sure,
good for you. And when it's done, how big like
maybe like it's tiny like six.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
They have ones that are like the same car that
are two hundred and twenty five dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
About the twenty dollars it seemed to have come out
of nowhere, like so the F one thing, Like, what
was it about F one? I know there was a
show or something, but what is it about the actual cars,
the racing whatever that's gotten you?
Speaker 5 (05:46):
So like, well, okay, I'll be on So like, you know,
when F one came to Vegas, everybody crapped on it.
So I wasn't really interested in it because I was
just you know, hearing what everybody was saying about it.
And then I heard our friend Christler talking about the
show Drivers Survive on Netflix on on podcasts, and he
was very passionate about it and he explained everything. I go, okay,
(06:08):
you know what, I'm gonna check it out. And I
watched it and I was like, oh man, this is
you know how I love the Real Housewives and all
that kind of stuff. I'm like, this is this is
like the Real Housewives for dudes. And again, like these
are all drivers that like grew up with each other
from like little go karts, so they all talks back
to each other or like they're really good friends and
they'll like beat each other in a race, but they'll
(06:29):
still go on in this a plane together to the
next race. And there's hundreds of millions of dollars that
are spent just on each car and then they and
then they crash them. Like the engine alone is like
fifteen million dollars. And yeah, they just break down the
science of it. So it's basically like you know, flying
but in reverse, so like all the air pressure and
(06:49):
everything is pushing down on the car they keep it
on the track from flying in the freaking air while
they're going two hundred and twenty five boat they just flipped, yeah,
saying So it's yeah, a lot of drama, a lot
of like high stake stuff, so much like pressure of
you know, and then they drive in the freaking rain
like two hundred miles an hour.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah, Yeah, it's insane. Well they're not driving on these roads,
that's for sure. Those tracks are really well maintained. And
I just saw video the other day which I never realized.
I know that the bank turns were banked, but I
saw this guy. He was walking from the inside of
the track up to the top wall, so he could
barely make It's like a walk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, not
(07:30):
F one doesn't do that.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
But no.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
But I'm saying, like at this racetrack and this guy
was talking about like NASCAR stuff. Yeah, yeah, it's insane.
It's such an angle. It's one of those things where
it's deceiving, kind of like being in Vegas to go, oh,
it's just right over there.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah, it goes to like thirty six.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Degrees, which watching this, I would say, it looks like
he's climbing something that should have a ladder.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
It does for sure, you.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Know, Like I well, just real quick then I deep dived,
you know, and watched drivers Survive and I ran through
it so quick. But now they're going to have the
the female driver's version called F one Academy, so I'm
excited about that that comes out May twenty eighth.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Are going to buy your own F one car? Me? Yeah,
nondis you know, no somewhere.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
What's crazy is they do sell them, like random people
will just buy them to put them in the garage
or something like that.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
But no, I well no, I wouldn't think you'd be
able to buy I mean, just you know you can't.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
You can't drive any I heard the tires alone or
like six grand each and you can only use them
for a quarter of a mile or something that.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, it's insane some things that dudes enjoy. They were asked,
these guys, what's something you enjoy that you keep a
secret from your buddies? So it said, I secretly love
the motivational quotes, but I'm too proud to admit that
I have a notebook full of my favorites.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
What is that you that's totally you have quote?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
No, but I'm not embarrassed by I do like when
I hear it not a motivational quote, but I want
to hear a good quote.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I know I'm making a note of that.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
You think I I thought of that baking Someone says,
I have to admit I like romantic comedies and fruity cocktails.
I want my drink to taste good and not like
stale bread.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
See, yeah, women shouldn't own that market just because I'm
a man. I can't have a delicious drink.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
I can't have an apple tini.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, I'm trying to think I do ex exclusively girls.
I did have a new there was there was a
newer quote that I just heard. I thought it was
really good. Uh did I mention this one already? Knowledge
is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is
knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
That's a classic, this one says. My wife and I
watch every season of Love is Blind on Netflix, and
I love it.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Yeah, got to hate watch that.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
And I enjoy listening to boy bands like Backstreet Boys
and Insinct. My friends are all into wrap and that
auto tune stuff, which sounds horrible.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Oh you take that to the grave too, bands.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
No, there's there's a couple of songs from that era
that I wouldn't turn off. Never go to the I
don't go to concerts and bands I like true.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Yeah, you wouldn't turn off Bye bye bye, guarantee.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Everyone knows that I would dive for the radio.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
That's the one keep playing games. Yeah, I think that one.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah, that one's good. And then there was a ninety
eight degrees one. I remember, oh it was yeah what
the song is? If I heard it, we were like, oh,
as this stuff goes, this one's not bad.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Now, well everyone was. I wanted that way then you
love lf O?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah, Summer Girls LFO? Yeah yeah, speak on Isami.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
No.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I thought it was. I thought it was really stupid
like your kids on the black Chinese.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
Food makes me and I think it's fy one girl.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Stop off for the summer. The summer. You can't get
her singing word salad? What's that?
Speaker 4 (10:50):
That's just word salad?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah? I do?
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Is that the ninety eight degrees? Oh yeah, yeah that
was the that's.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Their big hit. That was that they only had one
or because of you.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
I think it's probably I I do was their big one.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, unless you're going for the deeper kid, Yeah, it'll
make the true eight degrees heads.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Now let's say is it this one?
Speaker 6 (11:14):
Now?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah? Yeah? That one? What's okay?
Speaker 6 (11:30):
That one's sounds like I don't want to sing it
because it's ninety degrees.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
So I do cherish you.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
And iHeartRadio music. You should know degrees? Where do you
want to go? Oh that's the same story, so kep
going you know what they don't have. These all the
ones that haven't the hardest thing. I'll be hold for
this gift. Where do you want to go? Uh, just
give me one night, which I think is this one
(11:58):
the girl is mine with. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Yeah, that's the only one I know.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
And dude, maybe it's not ninety eight degrees, notaly not.
I don't know, we're Oh, I know what it is. No,
it's not a ninety eight degree song. I was always
told back in that time that I looked like one
of the dudes in ninety eight degrees. Really, yeah, there's
one guy that's very unfortunate. Hold on ninety eight he's
the non b I'm sorry, nobody in ninety eight degrees
(12:24):
is unfortune. Yeah, okay, he's the one that wasn't rip.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
And weren't there like a bunch of laches.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Let's see okay.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Image true, gotcha?
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Where's the I don't see it?
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Oh, I see by this guy?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Maybe yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
No, so okay, here we had glasses on in this
other photo and like, yeah, this guy, Okay, I don't
know who who is as which one's this guy?
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Sammy?
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (12:49):
I forgot even existed in the bank.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Oh yeah, you're right, that one is busted.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
There's one in overall that that's the woody right here.
And then the other two, of course have no shirts on.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Yeah, I told you the non writ one, the non ripped.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
One, the ugly one. It's yeah, oh, you look like
somebody in ninety eight years ago. Oh really, I think
this is a good thing. Oh well, it's very nice.
And they're like, ah, and then if they showed me,
I go, oh.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
I think it's justin Jeffrey, the.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
The ugly his last name's Jeffrey wile Gas. Oh good,
that's thank you. Keep going. But you look just like him.
But you look just like them spitting in it.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
He looks like Danny's Vito, you know.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Right before you flush that. All right, we're gonna take
a quick break, and then Greg's confession. It is Honesty
Day show, and today is Honesty Day. Greg says he's
got a confession, although not as silacious salacious we've heard
(13:50):
in the past. Yeah, naked outdoor activity where the neighbors
you're spying or are happy.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
To get a dare they I'm.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Fixing a sprinkler in the middle of the night, guys,
and I think you guys were doing fixing a sprinkler.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yeah, really, I Greg, what's your confession?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Well, I have two. Number One, you mentioned the manny
petty thing. They also do your beard, right, Yeah, because
I think your beard is looking on firely. I wish
I had the ability to grow that. That's just one thing.
I'm just throwing that out there at your beard. Flee
on Fleek's let's throwback the other thing. Now, I'm late
(14:31):
to the party on this by literally twelve years, because
I looked at the dates on this. It goes back
to twenty thirteen. And for some reason, we've had meetings
lately where this guy's name has come up and Woody
and I both said, who's that? What's that? Who's that?
And then of course see Bass. Oh, he's been a
thing forever.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Of course, right now, I'm an expert.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
And now I looked into this person. I borderline love him.
He's such a he's a modern day genius. He's a
modern day Andy Kaufman Nathan Fielder, which exactly Morgan is
obsessed with this, And I realized that Sea Bass wants
(15:18):
to be Nathan Fielder absolutely and only, and he probably
could be.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Where he where is who knows where he sea?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Bass in the office.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
Nathan is brilliant though he's totally checking with this.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Maybe he's down the gym doing a he does he
like he he was like in the middle of nothing,
just like during commercial work. He'll go down There's a
gym on the first floor of the building. He goes
down there and gets like a micro workout in.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Is that why he's in those shorts.
Speaker 7 (15:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
And sometimes I have a towel on his shoulder because
he just ran back up from the gym.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
That's what he wants you to notice that I've never
noticed anyone's no Nathan for You and the rehearsal.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
The rehearsal is the newer one.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
It's incredible.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Nathan for You dates back to twenty thirteen is when
it started, and we'll get into that in a second.
The reason I checked out Nathan Fielder is because his
name has popped up so much and the rehearsal this
current one. The first episode of that season starts with flying,
so I had to check that out. I gotta say
the rehearsal is a show where somebody is afraid to
do something like confront somebody or break up with somebody. Yeah,
(16:28):
so they rehearse how it's going to go down to
the last detail. They recreate people's apartments. They recreated an
entire bar.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
To scale to scale.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Down to the furniture, down to the furnishings, down to
a working beer tap, so a guy can go in
and try to tell his friend a confession that he's
worried to tell her about. It's the production value is incredible.
But what I like, way more than the rehearsal is
Nathan for you. So Nathan went to business school, and
what he does is goes to struggling businesses and try
(16:59):
to help him drum up more business.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
In bizarre way.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Yeah, bizarre way. So he went to a frozen yogurt
shop and they weren't doing great business. So he came
up with this idea to create a Pooh flavor and
went to a company that specializes in creating any flavor.
Then he goes to the news, The news covers it,
everybody shows up. There was another episode where he created
a thing called was it Dumbstom.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Starbucks that I went to. It was in neighborhood. No
one had a clue at the time what it was.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
We just went Yeah, I made like national news.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Yeah, everything he does gets on the news makes national news.
And the petting Zoo one where he made that viral
video of like a pig saving a goat that went
the water genius.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah. So my question with stuff like that is how
long can you do that before people are on? Like
the Borat thing is great, that's another thing that Morgan
you love. We both love. One of the things that
Morgan I bonded over initially when we first met each
other was Borat, But like, how long can you pull
that character off?
Speaker 4 (17:57):
I think he just has legs because he's actually solving problem.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
But I think he can because like the you know,
sorry Greg, the Great Golories of the World three dars,
the news will stop showing up for maybe.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
I was on a show where he came in. He
was promoting.
Speaker 6 (18:12):
I think he was going to do some sort of
tight rope walk or something, but he came in in
disguise with an accent and the whole thing too. I
mean we kind of knew, but still it was like
he came in in disguise and that's how he was
getting away with.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
Well, he I've read a lot of things like from
and I'm in this Facebook group about him. But like
these people that have been on his show, they don't
know who he is. He puts up these ads on Craigslist, right,
like the pilot that he talked to. If you're watching
this new season of the rehearsal, they have no clue
who he is. So he kind of does fly under
the radar unless you're into this very niche like comedy.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Like ault comedy.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah, so are you into it for the entertainment value
or is he kind of like your Glenn Powell that
you have like some kind of you know, attraction to him.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
Are you talking to me?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah? Oh both? Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (18:55):
And if you look at him now, he's gotten older
since he started as twelve years.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
That's true, Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
And he's just brilliant. Man. I just ordered a sweatshirt
from Summit Ice, so if y'all know google that, Yeah,
deny nothing.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Oh my god. It summitt Ice is so fun.
Speaker 7 (19:13):
But that's just another it's a clothing brand he created
for one Nathan for You episode. And if you watch
the newest episode of the rehearsal, it ties into that too,
and it's just like wow, so incredible.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
How he's written so funny.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
It's so funny. And the thing is, when I watch it,
I question how legit is it, how real is it?
And it to me that almost doesn't matter, because if
the people he's helping out are in on it, they
all deserve emmys. They're the best actors on the planet.
I'm talking a listers should take note.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
At how Oh yeah, if the Bill Gates look alike.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Yeah, if these people are fake and if their plants,
if the whole thing is scripted, they all deserve emmys.
It's such a great show. Nathan Fielder is a literal genius.
And I don't know if he's faking it, if if
that's really him, if he's really that deadpan and strange,
But my god, I can't speak highly enough of him.
It's so good. I'm so late to the party, but
(20:08):
I don't care. I'm a believer.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I so happy for you show.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
It's like, oh, it's such a good show.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
You really can't explain.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Yeah, it's the production values insane. Yeah, the way in
the rehearsal they recreated an airport down to vending machines,
a panda express functioning things.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
It's so cool, and the people coming in don't know, no,
that it's not the airport.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
In the rehearsal they do, they.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Hire actors to recreate the moment that you need to have,
the setting that you will need for the thing you
have to do, you know, like say your confession or
do whatever.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
And then there's also a bigger purpose there, Like the
airport one, there's he's talking to a young pilot and
they're trying to curb possible mishaps in flight because the
young pilot says, the main captain often doesn't take the
co pilot ser and they don't communicate very well. So
he had this young pilot on who flies daily with
(21:05):
people he's never met before, and they don't speak to
each other until they get on the plane. So they're
trying to change the culture of that. That's the bigger good,
where you can communicate with each other, have mutual respect
for each other, not just get on the plane not
knowing each other, and then that could lead to disaster.
Speaker 7 (21:21):
Greg they filmed this probably about a year ago now
from when we're seeing it, and there's been and Nathan's
talked about it, there's been accidents and people that have
died because of co pilots that were too scared to
speak up or say something exactly, and he's like, this
is exactly what I'm trying to do the box.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
And then he takes it to the nth degree. He'll
meet the head of the FAA or the retired head
and then try to change, you know, legislation, adds he
you know, puts in fake people. It's so incredible.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
So for people like myself who have never watched Nathan
for You, Nathan for You, and that's and that's where I.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Found it on I believe Hulu.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
No Man and the rehearsal is the new show?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Now? Is that also on Max? Yes? Yeah, okay, so
everything's on Max.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
The episode that I introduced Everybody Too is season four,
episode four. It's Andy versus Uber and it's a taxi
driver trying to kill against Uber. It is the funniest
thing ever. It's on Max. So yeah, look up Nathan
for You. Check it out season four episode.
Speaker 7 (22:26):
You'll really like it, especially those new rehearsal season.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
And that cab owner, the cab company owner, if he
is a fake too, like if there's no way, there's
no way. They're so good that they can't even be fake.
It's so funny. It's not a juicy confession. But oh
my god, I late to the party. Late to the party,
and you might judge me for I knew about him
ten years ago. Well, sorry, now I love him. Yeah,
he's a genius.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
That's always annoying on people say stuff like that, like.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Oh, I know, I said it all the time. If
you don't know about something, you don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
You didn't you didn't know about it, right, Speaking of
Sea Bass, who I guess is still at the gym
or wherever the hell he is. He's just getting all bread,
says gym. He's so fit, he's not. Yeah, well Brad
Silly's Oh, but like he gets so angry, Like I'll
see a video for the very first time and I go, oh,
(23:16):
that's interesting, and I think our audience might be interested,
so I'll bring it up. He's like, it's from twenty sixteen, right,
all right, Well I didn't sorry, and you.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Didn't preface it with hey guys, here's a brand new video.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Yeah, let me let me. Let me do some research
to find out exactly when this came out and what
percentage of the population might have already seen this.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
It just shares something three minutes before you. I know
about that.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
He could be fun.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Can we just assume that.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
He's really good at what he does? He's really SeaBASS
is really good at but what a weirdo? Really good
at what he does? He's strange in so many ways
with you like Nathan, but you know what, he bore
at a lot of people don't like it because it's
uncomfortable to watch. That's a lot of Nathan for you.
It's like, oh my god, I almost can watch it.
He is more lovable, but it can be Wow, that
(24:10):
bar is very low eight seven seven forty four wooding
in loud. I'm sure he did a couple of good things. Yeah,
I'm sure he was a sweetheart. Yeah. I'm sure he
held a door for somebody at some point and said
thank you exact yeah, like yeah, exactly, bless her, thank you. Yeah.
I'm sure he didn't throw his change on the ground.
(24:32):
What a character, all right? How grounded would you be?
A seven year old boy in Utah decided to take
his little sister along on a joy ride in their
mom's car. He took her keys, fired up the engine,
(24:54):
drove it. Toddler co pilot ten miles through multiple towns.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
And yes, he could barely see over the wheel.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Yeah, how do you reach the pedals?
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Cops got some reports about a car swerving all over
the road. Witnesses said the driver looked alarmingly young. You
know he was. Yes, cops did try to pull the
car over, but the kid just kept on going into
the officers. They backed off to avoid making things worse.
A few miles later, the kid hit a curb and
finally stopped. Nobody was hurt, which honestly a miracle. But
(25:26):
this happened in a high traffic area, so they're very
lucky on that. And the kid, like you said, could
barely reach the pedals, could barely see over the wheel.
Police are not pressing charges because, you know, kindergarten, What
are you gonna do it?
Speaker 4 (25:38):
But what about the parents?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
He's not seventh? Seven is the second grade?
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Right?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
First or second grade? Yeah? But they didn't suggest that
the parents locked their keys up?
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Yeah, I mean where were they?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
But for a seven year old, you don't need to.
I don't know anybody, anybody I grew up with, anybody
I have known as an adult who's had their seven
year old take their car. True, people, who have teenagers
or whatever take the car.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
Yeah, but like messed around in the car, started going
down the driveway and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Intentionally went and took it for a joy ride. Now
just whatever his name, I wouldn't be grounded. I'd be
in the ground. Oh for sure, I live.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
We didn't have video games back in the day that
pretty much taught us how to drive.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
I mean everybody has the idea like, oh, yeah, you
keep the car between these two lines. Yeah, you know,
but like you don't know how to do that Mari car.
But until you get the feel of like the gas
and the actual steering, like you don't know. You have
an idea of.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
How you know how to make the noise when you
shift gears.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
We even have an idea back then, why we played
pole Position. We had those arcade style gains. Pole Position
was my game, dude, yam Yeah, what was the other one,
Spy Hunter? No, the po Position, that's the one with
the Ferrari.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Right, yeah, you're racing now.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
That was like an F one No, no, the whole position.
Pole Position was an F one kind of game. It
was just a F one style car and you what's
the prepared to qualify? That was like in.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Oh, I know what you mean. Was it cruising?
Speaker 5 (27:13):
I think so because they're they're remaking that game into
a movie with Cindy Sweeney.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah yeah, hell yeah brother.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
When I was a kid, I remember getting into the
station wagon. It was parked on the driveway and I
guess you didn't need a key to put it in reverse.
I put it in reverse and it rolled down the
driveway and I almost hit a house.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
I'll see. The closest uh that we could do to
pretend to drive was when you went to Sears. Remember
Sears the tractor. Yeah, you go like where they had
all the lawn tractors and stuff, lawnmowers and junk all
crasp and crap, and you sit on the riding lawnmowers.
Oh wow, like turn the wheel.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
And used to let us sit on his lap and
drive down the driveway.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
You get to the top of the driveway and you'd
be like all right, and we'd sit on his lap
and he'd let us steer.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Yeah. Yeah, it was cool.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
The video game is Outrun Out Run Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Ferrari like basically like.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
There was also Cruis in the USA which had a Ferrari.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yeah, but you remember uh, pole position.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Yeah, it was an arcade game. You play it at
the arcade or the pizza player, the bowling alley, yep,
mini golf.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
You know my dad, you know, trains and races horses
and so like when it was race night or whatever,
we go over and he gave me some money to
go hit the arcade and I'd be waiting for him
over there playing tons of pole position.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Nice, Yeah it was it was Spy Hunter, right. I
don't remember Spy Hunter because that one. You know how
like cyber trucks had that kind of wheel that looks
like a tie fighter, like a yoke Yoeah, it's called
kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Oh yeah, there was a game Spy Hunter had like
a white Ferrari looked like it. Yeah, and then but
I think the steering control was something like that.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yeah, it was cool. It looks like a Lamborghini, yeah,
seventy seven usually white in the eighties. Forty four. Yeah,
I had the trapper keeper. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Did some hot chicken raped over the hood?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Yeah? She was washing the car or on the show's
next hang up, The Woody Show will be right back
Show, and we are into another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. On a Wednesday morning. It's
April the thirtieth, the final day of the month. As
Menace mentioned earlier, it's ay day. Yeah, rip murder at
the heyday to those who get paid on the fifteenth
from the last day of the month. Wooding, Greg Menace,
(00:23):
there's we got Sea Bass, we got Sammy Morgan has
taken to calls eight seven seven four Wooding hit us
up the text two two nine eighty seven. Greg's confession
is coming up. Its honesty day, and so Greg's got
a confession for us. I'm thinking as salacious as some
(00:44):
of his confessions in the past.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
No, no, no, no, We're gonna find out.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I'm just so way late to the party on something.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah, I mean, I think my most recent confession was that,
for the very first time ever, I got a manicure
and a pedicure and I loved it.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
They're so into it.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
There's that that hammer and nails place, and uh, my
buddy had told me about it and I signed up
and I went, and uh They're like, oh, so they're
acting as if like I know what I'm doing. I go,
I don't know. Just tell me what we're doing here.
And this is my friend. We have so many guys
that come in. It's by it's a place for dudes.
I'm sure they say that multiple times per day as possible. Yeah,
(01:25):
but I got to tell you after getting it pretty rad.
You know, I'm a fan of massage. It's a lot
of like hand and foot massage. The massage like your
your calf and then you look pretty. Yeah, and then
you don't have to cut your own nails. They don't
put polisher. That's the thing. I was thought, like manicures
and pedicures meant they were going to like paint.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Sometimes they clear they're shiny.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I don't do that. They say, they say shiny buff
or no or no buff. I do not want my
nails shiny. I just want I want my Matt black
because Greg.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Gay right exactly. I mean, come on, I did that
one time. Somebody had one of those ones that you
use at home. It spins and you buffet. Oh it
looked like I had gloss.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I hated it. Yeah, stupid dudes, rass. What's something that
you enjoy that you keep a secret from your buddies.
Just some of the stuff that made the list. Yeah,
I'm not into these, but I do like a hot tub,
but it's got jets and stuff with bubble baths. We
talked about that being overrated. I love a bubble bath.
Pedicures just mentioned that sewing Sammy, Okay, dudes in the
(02:33):
sewing guys who would sew romance novels really like those
kinds of like the middle aged lonely chicks. Sree, I'm
not even into those, Diane Steele. This one says, I'm
a general contractor and I can never tell the guys
at work that I like classical music really working in
the garden and cartoons. Can't tell the guys at work.
I can't talk about you can't.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Talk about classical music or cartoons.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
It depends on what are you pruning in the garden
or are you like killing oil?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, chopping down trees.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, you're putting in, like, you know, your tomato plants
and stuff like that. That's that's different. I have stuffed
animals and plushies from Squish Mellow on my bed. Oh yeah,
keep that to yourself. That's something you never admit exactly
honest day. My twelve year old daughters out of those
I build Legos, play with my cat, and I watch
a lot of cat and dog videos. Able, dudes, that's
(03:24):
what's something you enjoy that you keep a secret from
your buddies. The lego thing. I got a friend who
builds legos and he's got a couple of really cool ones.
He built this one that was the Titanic Lego. Titanic guy,
I forgot how many pieces that have, but that took
a while. And another one just because you know, radio whatever,
it's a it's a working radio. I bought one of
(03:45):
those for a friend of mine. Yeah, it's cool, pretty cool. Yeah,
he brought it into to show me. I'm like, all right,
that's pretty cool. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
A lot of the kids are made for adults for sure.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Okay, be honest, guys, went shopping yesterday and I walked
by the Lego store some more legos.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
You did it for yourself?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
For myself? Again, I'm not going crazy. It was just
only a twenty five dollars set.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Now, will you build it and leave it? Or you
build it and then take it apart and put all
the pieces away? Or were you display the phone? Right?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
What do you do with it?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah? What do you do with one. That's what I built.
I just I built it.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
I'm like, okay, I got it done, and then I
just put in my closet, right, yeah, like display it
or anything.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
We had to figure that out with my son when
he was he's not doing legos now anymore, but for
a while there he would build these sets and they're
pretty cool, some of them very big. Yeah now what now, like,
what do you do with it?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I bought these little book shelf cases for this, yeah,
because yeah, like he worked so hard on it.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Now what I told you? There weren't a lot of sets, No,
there's none. There were a handful, like you said, police station, airport, right,
but for you to configure how you want it still Yeah,
But a lot of the lego we just had random
bricks and random you build a house just you know,
free handed or whatever. It was all different colored bricks
and then was done. You just crumple it back up
(05:00):
and put all the in the bins and that was it.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
I swear they've gotten harder too. But Greg, are you
disappointed that I didn't display it in my living room?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Very upset? What was the most what was it?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
The friend you just bought the one I just bought
yesterday was the F one McLaren car.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
At this point, one stuffy Yeah. F one to you
is like the flying thing for me. Yeah for sure,
good for you. And when it's done, how big like
maybe like it's tiny like six.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
They have ones that are like the same car that
are two hundred and twenty five dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
About the twenty dollars it seemed to have come out
of nowhere, like so the F one thing, Like, what
was it about F one? I know there was a
show or something, but what is it about the actual cars,
the racing whatever that's gotten you?
Speaker 5 (05:46):
So like, well, okay, I'll be on So like, you know,
when F one came to Vegas, everybody crapped on it.
So I wasn't really interested in it because I was
just you know, hearing what everybody was saying about it.
And then I heard our friend Christler talking about the
show Drivers Survive on Netflix on on podcasts, and he
was very passionate about it and he explained everything. I go, okay,
(06:08):
you know what, I'm gonna check it out. And I
watched it and I was like, oh man, this is
you know how I love the Real Housewives and all
that kind of stuff. I'm like, this is this is
like the Real Housewives for dudes. And again, like these
are all drivers that like grew up with each other
from like little go karts, so they all talks back
to each other or like they're really good friends and
they'll like beat each other in a race, but they'll
(06:29):
still go on in this a plane together to the
next race. And there's hundreds of millions of dollars that
are spent just on each car and then they and
then they crash them. Like the engine alone is like
fifteen million dollars. And yeah, they just break down the
science of it. So it's basically like you know, flying
but in reverse, so like all the air pressure and
(06:49):
everything is pushing down on the car they keep it
on the track from flying in the freaking air while
they're going two hundred and twenty five boat they just flipped, yeah,
saying So it's yeah, a lot of drama, a lot
of like high stake stuff, so much like pressure of
you know, and then they drive in the freaking rain
like two hundred miles an hour.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah, Yeah, it's insane. Well they're not driving on these roads,
that's for sure. Those tracks are really well maintained. And
I just saw video the other day which I never realized.
I know that the bank turns were banked, but I
saw this guy. He was walking from the inside of
the track up to the top wall, so he could
barely make It's like a walk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, not
(07:30):
F one doesn't do that.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
But no.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
But I'm saying, like at this racetrack and this guy
was talking about like NASCAR stuff. Yeah, yeah, it's insane.
It's such an angle. It's one of those things where
it's deceiving, kind of like being in Vegas to go, oh,
it's just right over there.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah, it goes to like thirty six.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Degrees, which watching this, I would say, it looks like
he's climbing something that should have a ladder.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
It does for sure, you.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Know, Like I well, just real quick then I deep dived,
you know, and watched drivers Survive and I ran through
it so quick. But now they're going to have the
the female driver's version called F one Academy, so I'm
excited about that that comes out May twenty eighth.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Are going to buy your own F one car? Me? Yeah,
nondis you know, no somewhere.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
What's crazy is they do sell them, like random people
will just buy them to put them in the garage
or something like that.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
But no, I well no, I wouldn't think you'd be
able to buy I mean, just you know you can't.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
You can't drive any I heard the tires alone or
like six grand each and you can only use them
for a quarter of a mile or something that.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, it's insane some things that dudes enjoy. They were asked,
these guys, what's something you enjoy that you keep a
secret from your buddies? So it said, I secretly love
the motivational quotes, but I'm too proud to admit that
I have a notebook full of my favorites.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
What is that you that's totally you have quote?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
No, but I'm not embarrassed by I do like when
I hear it not a motivational quote, but I want
to hear a good quote.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I know I'm making a note of that.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
You think I I thought of that baking Someone says,
I have to admit I like romantic comedies and fruity cocktails.
I want my drink to taste good and not like
stale bread.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
See, yeah, women shouldn't own that market just because I'm
a man. I can't have a delicious drink.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
I can't have an apple tini.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, I'm trying to think I do ex exclusively girls.
I did have a new there was there was a
newer quote that I just heard. I thought it was
really good. Uh did I mention this one already? Knowledge
is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is
knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
That's a classic, this one says. My wife and I
watch every season of Love is Blind on Netflix, and
I love it.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Yeah, got to hate watch that.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
And I enjoy listening to boy bands like Backstreet Boys
and Insinct. My friends are all into wrap and that
auto tune stuff, which sounds horrible.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Oh you take that to the grave too, bands.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
No, there's there's a couple of songs from that era
that I wouldn't turn off. Never go to the I
don't go to concerts and bands I like true.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Yeah, you wouldn't turn off Bye bye bye, guarantee.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Everyone knows that I would dive for the radio.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
That's the one keep playing games. Yeah, I think that one.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah, that one's good. And then there was a ninety
eight degrees one. I remember, oh it was yeah what
the song is? If I heard it, we were like, oh,
as this stuff goes, this one's not bad.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Now, well everyone was. I wanted that way then you
love lf O?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah, Summer Girls LFO? Yeah yeah, speak on Isami.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
No.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I thought it was. I thought it was really stupid
like your kids on the black Chinese.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
Food makes me and I think it's fy one girl.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Stop off for the summer. The summer. You can't get
her singing word salad? What's that?
Speaker 4 (10:50):
That's just word salad?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah? I do?
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Is that the ninety eight degrees? Oh yeah, yeah that
was the that's.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Their big hit. That was that they only had one
or because of you.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
I think it's probably I I do was their big one.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, unless you're going for the deeper kid, Yeah, it'll
make the true eight degrees heads.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Now let's say is it this one?
Speaker 6 (11:14):
Now?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah? Yeah? That one? What's okay?
Speaker 6 (11:30):
That one's sounds like I don't want to sing it
because it's ninety degrees.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
So I do cherish you.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
And iHeartRadio music. You should know degrees? Where do you
want to go? Oh that's the same story, so kep
going you know what they don't have. These all the
ones that haven't the hardest thing. I'll be hold for
this gift. Where do you want to go? Uh, just
give me one night, which I think is this one
(11:58):
the girl is mine with. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Yeah, that's the only one I know.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
And dude, maybe it's not ninety eight degrees, notaly not.
I don't know, we're Oh, I know what it is. No,
it's not a ninety eight degree song. I was always
told back in that time that I looked like one
of the dudes in ninety eight degrees. Really, yeah, there's
one guy that's very unfortunate. Hold on ninety eight he's
the non b I'm sorry, nobody in ninety eight degrees
(12:24):
is unfortune. Yeah, okay, he's the one that wasn't rip.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
And weren't there like a bunch of laches.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Let's see okay.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Image true, gotcha?
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Where's the I don't see it?
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Oh, I see by this guy?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Maybe yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
No, so okay, here we had glasses on in this
other photo and like, yeah, this guy, Okay, I don't
know who who is as which one's this guy?
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Sammy?
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (12:49):
I forgot even existed in the bank.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Oh yeah, you're right, that one is busted.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
There's one in overall that that's the woody right here.
And then the other two, of course have no shirts on.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Yeah, I told you the non writ one, the non ripped.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
One, the ugly one. It's yeah, oh, you look like
somebody in ninety eight years ago. Oh really, I think
this is a good thing. Oh well, it's very nice.
And they're like, ah, and then if they showed me,
I go, oh.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
I think it's justin Jeffrey, the.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
The ugly his last name's Jeffrey wile Gas. Oh good,
that's thank you. Keep going. But you look just like him.
But you look just like them spitting in it.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
He looks like Danny's Vito, you know.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Right before you flush that. All right, we're gonna take
a quick break, and then Greg's confession. It is Honesty
Day show, and today is Honesty Day. Greg says he's
got a confession, although not as silacious salacious we've heard
(13:50):
in the past. Yeah, naked outdoor activity where the neighbors
you're spying or are happy.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
To get a dare they I'm.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Fixing a sprinkler in the middle of the night, guys,
and I think you guys were doing fixing a sprinkler.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yeah, really, I Greg, what's your confession?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Well, I have two. Number One, you mentioned the manny
petty thing. They also do your beard, right, Yeah, because
I think your beard is looking on firely. I wish
I had the ability to grow that. That's just one thing.
I'm just throwing that out there at your beard. Flee
on Fleek's let's throwback the other thing. Now, I'm late
(14:31):
to the party on this by literally twelve years, because
I looked at the dates on this. It goes back
to twenty thirteen. And for some reason, we've had meetings
lately where this guy's name has come up and Woody
and I both said, who's that? What's that? Who's that?
And then of course see Bass. Oh, he's been a
thing forever.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Of course, right now, I'm an expert.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
And now I looked into this person. I borderline love him.
He's such a he's a modern day genius. He's a
modern day Andy Kaufman Nathan Fielder, which exactly Morgan is
obsessed with this, And I realized that Sea Bass wants
(15:18):
to be Nathan Fielder absolutely and only, and he probably
could be.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Where he where is who knows where he sea?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Bass in the office.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
Nathan is brilliant though he's totally checking with this.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Maybe he's down the gym doing a he does he
like he he was like in the middle of nothing,
just like during commercial work. He'll go down There's a
gym on the first floor of the building. He goes
down there and gets like a micro workout in.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Is that why he's in those shorts.
Speaker 7 (15:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
And sometimes I have a towel on his shoulder because
he just ran back up from the gym.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
That's what he wants you to notice that I've never
noticed anyone's no Nathan for You and the rehearsal.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
The rehearsal is the newer one.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
It's incredible.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Nathan for You dates back to twenty thirteen is when
it started, and we'll get into that in a second.
The reason I checked out Nathan Fielder is because his
name has popped up so much and the rehearsal this
current one. The first episode of that season starts with flying,
so I had to check that out. I gotta say
the rehearsal is a show where somebody is afraid to
do something like confront somebody or break up with somebody. Yeah,
(16:28):
so they rehearse how it's going to go down to
the last detail. They recreate people's apartments. They recreated an
entire bar.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
To scale to scale.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Down to the furniture, down to the furnishings, down to
a working beer tap, so a guy can go in
and try to tell his friend a confession that he's
worried to tell her about. It's the production value is incredible.
But what I like, way more than the rehearsal is
Nathan for you. So Nathan went to business school, and
what he does is goes to struggling businesses and try
(16:59):
to help him drum up more business.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
In bizarre way.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Yeah, bizarre way. So he went to a frozen yogurt
shop and they weren't doing great business. So he came
up with this idea to create a Pooh flavor and
went to a company that specializes in creating any flavor.
Then he goes to the news, The news covers it,
everybody shows up. There was another episode where he created
a thing called was it Dumbstom.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Starbucks that I went to. It was in neighborhood. No
one had a clue at the time what it was.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
We just went Yeah, I made like national news.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Yeah, everything he does gets on the news makes national news.
And the petting Zoo one where he made that viral
video of like a pig saving a goat that went
the water genius.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah. So my question with stuff like that is how
long can you do that before people are on? Like
the Borat thing is great, that's another thing that Morgan
you love. We both love. One of the things that
Morgan I bonded over initially when we first met each
other was Borat, But like, how long can you pull
that character off?
Speaker 4 (17:57):
I think he just has legs because he's actually solving problem.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
But I think he can because like the you know,
sorry Greg, the Great Golories of the World three dars,
the news will stop showing up for maybe.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
I was on a show where he came in. He
was promoting.
Speaker 6 (18:12):
I think he was going to do some sort of
tight rope walk or something, but he came in in
disguise with an accent and the whole thing too. I
mean we kind of knew, but still it was like
he came in in disguise and that's how he was
getting away with.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
Well, he I've read a lot of things like from
and I'm in this Facebook group about him. But like
these people that have been on his show, they don't
know who he is. He puts up these ads on Craigslist, right,
like the pilot that he talked to. If you're watching
this new season of the rehearsal, they have no clue
who he is. So he kind of does fly under
the radar unless you're into this very niche like comedy.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Like ault comedy.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah, so are you into it for the entertainment value
or is he kind of like your Glenn Powell that
you have like some kind of you know, attraction to him.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
Are you talking to me?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah? Oh both? Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (18:55):
And if you look at him now, he's gotten older
since he started as twelve years.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
That's true, Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
And he's just brilliant. Man. I just ordered a sweatshirt
from Summit Ice, so if y'all know google that, Yeah,
deny nothing.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Oh my god. It summitt Ice is so fun.
Speaker 7 (19:13):
But that's just another it's a clothing brand he created
for one Nathan for You episode. And if you watch
the newest episode of the rehearsal, it ties into that too,
and it's just like wow, so incredible.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
How he's written so funny.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
It's so funny. And the thing is, when I watch it,
I question how legit is it, how real is it?
And it to me that almost doesn't matter, because if
the people he's helping out are in on it, they
all deserve emmys. They're the best actors on the planet.
I'm talking a listers should take note.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
At how Oh yeah, if the Bill Gates look alike.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Yeah, if these people are fake and if their plants,
if the whole thing is scripted, they all deserve emmys.
It's such a great show. Nathan Fielder is a literal genius.
And I don't know if he's faking it, if if
that's really him, if he's really that deadpan and strange,
But my god, I can't speak highly enough of him.
It's so good. I'm so late to the party, but
(20:08):
I don't care. I'm a believer.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I so happy for you show.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
It's like, oh, it's such a good show.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
You really can't explain.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Yeah, it's the production values insane. Yeah, the way in
the rehearsal they recreated an airport down to vending machines,
a panda express functioning things.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
It's so cool, and the people coming in don't know, no,
that it's not the airport.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
In the rehearsal they do, they.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Hire actors to recreate the moment that you need to have,
the setting that you will need for the thing you
have to do, you know, like say your confession or
do whatever.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
And then there's also a bigger purpose there, Like the
airport one, there's he's talking to a young pilot and
they're trying to curb possible mishaps in flight because the
young pilot says, the main captain often doesn't take the
co pilot ser and they don't communicate very well. So
he had this young pilot on who flies daily with
(21:05):
people he's never met before, and they don't speak to
each other until they get on the plane. So they're
trying to change the culture of that. That's the bigger good,
where you can communicate with each other, have mutual respect
for each other, not just get on the plane not
knowing each other, and then that could lead to disaster.
Speaker 7 (21:21):
Greg they filmed this probably about a year ago now
from when we're seeing it, and there's been and Nathan's
talked about it, there's been accidents and people that have
died because of co pilots that were too scared to
speak up or say something exactly, and he's like, this
is exactly what I'm trying to do the box.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
And then he takes it to the nth degree. He'll
meet the head of the FAA or the retired head
and then try to change, you know, legislation, adds he
you know, puts in fake people. It's so incredible.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
So for people like myself who have never watched Nathan
for You, Nathan for You, and that's and that's where I.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Found it on I believe Hulu.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
No Man and the rehearsal is the new show?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Now? Is that also on Max? Yes? Yeah, okay, so
everything's on Max.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
The episode that I introduced Everybody Too is season four,
episode four. It's Andy versus Uber and it's a taxi
driver trying to kill against Uber. It is the funniest
thing ever. It's on Max. So yeah, look up Nathan
for You. Check it out season four episode.
Speaker 7 (22:26):
You'll really like it, especially those new rehearsal season.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
And that cab owner, the cab company owner, if he
is a fake too, like if there's no way, there's
no way. They're so good that they can't even be fake.
It's so funny. It's not a juicy confession. But oh
my god, I late to the party. Late to the party,
and you might judge me for I knew about him
ten years ago. Well, sorry, now I love him. Yeah,
he's a genius.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
That's always annoying on people say stuff like that, like.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Oh, I know, I said it all the time. If
you don't know about something, you don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
You didn't you didn't know about it, right, Speaking of
Sea Bass, who I guess is still at the gym
or wherever the hell he is. He's just getting all bread,
says gym. He's so fit, he's not. Yeah, well Brad
Silly's Oh, but like he gets so angry, Like I'll
see a video for the very first time and I go, oh,
(23:16):
that's interesting, and I think our audience might be interested,
so I'll bring it up. He's like, it's from twenty sixteen, right,
all right, Well I didn't sorry, and you.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Didn't preface it with hey guys, here's a brand new video.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Yeah, let me let me. Let me do some research
to find out exactly when this came out and what
percentage of the population might have already seen this.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
It just shares something three minutes before you. I know
about that.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
He could be fun.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Can we just assume that.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
He's really good at what he does? He's really SeaBASS
is really good at but what a weirdo? Really good
at what he does? He's strange in so many ways
with you like Nathan, but you know what, he bore
at a lot of people don't like it because it's
uncomfortable to watch. That's a lot of Nathan for you.
It's like, oh my god, I almost can watch it.
He is more lovable, but it can be Wow, that
(24:10):
bar is very low eight seven seven forty four wooding
in loud. I'm sure he did a couple of good things. Yeah,
I'm sure he was a sweetheart. Yeah. I'm sure he
held a door for somebody at some point and said
thank you exact yeah, like yeah, exactly, bless her, thank you. Yeah.
I'm sure he didn't throw his change on the ground.
(24:32):
What a character, all right? How grounded would you be?
A seven year old boy in Utah decided to take
his little sister along on a joy ride in their
mom's car. He took her keys, fired up the engine,
(24:54):
drove it. Toddler co pilot ten miles through multiple towns.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
And yes, he could barely see over the wheel.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Yeah, how do you reach the pedals?
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Cops got some reports about a car swerving all over
the road. Witnesses said the driver looked alarmingly young. You
know he was. Yes, cops did try to pull the
car over, but the kid just kept on going into
the officers. They backed off to avoid making things worse.
A few miles later, the kid hit a curb and
finally stopped. Nobody was hurt, which honestly a miracle. But
(25:26):
this happened in a high traffic area, so they're very
lucky on that. And the kid, like you said, could
barely reach the pedals, could barely see over the wheel.
Police are not pressing charges because, you know, kindergarten, What
are you gonna do it?
Speaker 4 (25:38):
But what about the parents?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
He's not seventh? Seven is the second grade?
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Right?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
First or second grade? Yeah? But they didn't suggest that
the parents locked their keys up?
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Yeah, I mean where were they?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
But for a seven year old, you don't need to.
I don't know anybody, anybody I grew up with, anybody
I have known as an adult who's had their seven
year old take their car. True, people, who have teenagers
or whatever take the car.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
Yeah, but like messed around in the car, started going
down the driveway and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Intentionally went and took it for a joy ride. Now
just whatever his name, I wouldn't be grounded. I'd be
in the ground. Oh for sure, I live.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
We didn't have video games back in the day that
pretty much taught us how to drive.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
I mean everybody has the idea like, oh, yeah, you
keep the car between these two lines. Yeah, you know,
but like you don't know how to do that Mari car.
But until you get the feel of like the gas
and the actual steering, like you don't know. You have
an idea of.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
How you know how to make the noise when you
shift gears.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
We even have an idea back then, why we played
pole Position. We had those arcade style gains. Pole Position
was my game, dude, yam Yeah, what was the other one,
Spy Hunter? No, the po Position, that's the one with
the Ferrari.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Right, yeah, you're racing now.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
That was like an F one No, no, the whole position.
Pole Position was an F one kind of game. It
was just a F one style car and you what's
the prepared to qualify? That was like in.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Oh, I know what you mean. Was it cruising?
Speaker 5 (27:13):
I think so because they're they're remaking that game into
a movie with Cindy Sweeney.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah yeah, hell yeah brother.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
When I was a kid, I remember getting into the
station wagon. It was parked on the driveway and I
guess you didn't need a key to put it in reverse.
I put it in reverse and it rolled down the
driveway and I almost hit a house.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
I'll see. The closest uh that we could do to
pretend to drive was when you went to Sears. Remember
Sears the tractor. Yeah, you go like where they had
all the lawn tractors and stuff, lawnmowers and junk all
crasp and crap, and you sit on the riding lawnmowers.
Oh wow, like turn the wheel.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
And used to let us sit on his lap and
drive down the driveway.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
You get to the top of the driveway and you'd
be like all right, and we'd sit on his lap
and he'd let us steer.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Yeah. Yeah, it was cool.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
The video game is Outrun Out Run Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Ferrari like basically like.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
There was also Cruis in the USA which had a Ferrari.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yeah, but you remember uh, pole position.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Yeah, it was an arcade game. You play it at
the arcade or the pizza player, the bowling alley, yep,
mini golf.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
You know my dad, you know, trains and races horses
and so like when it was race night or whatever,
we go over and he gave me some money to
go hit the arcade and I'd be waiting for him
over there playing tons of pole position.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Nice, Yeah it was it was Spy Hunter, right. I
don't remember Spy Hunter because that one. You know how
like cyber trucks had that kind of wheel that looks
like a tie fighter, like a yoke Yoeah, it's called
kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Oh yeah, there was a game Spy Hunter had like
a white Ferrari looked like it. Yeah, and then but
I think the steering control was something like that.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yeah, it was cool. It looks like a Lamborghini, yeah,
seventy seven usually white in the eighties. Forty four. Yeah,
I had the trapper keeper. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Did some hot chicken raped over the hood?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Yeah? She was washing the car or on the show's
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