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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's comically large. It's disgusting. The Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yea, we are in two another new hour insensitivity trading
for a politically correct world. It's Tuesday. It's May sixth
five on Mooding. That's Greg Gory, Martin Woody. Good morning Greg,
Good morning Minus, Good Morning Woody at they show.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
On social media.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Speaking of disgusting, I was watching the video from Sinco
to Mayo.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Oh gross, and do you give everybody an update?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
We left the fountain as we were trying to see
of Mayo wood fountain. We left it on until the
end of the morning until we were ready to go
leave for the day, and it still wasn't fountaining. Found
Mayo did not fountain disappoint bad. Yeah, you're hoping for
a Mayo fountain needed some sort of liquid. Yeah, But
just watching and I had a family member say to
(00:54):
me yesterday like, you're really eating peanut butter cups with
mayonnaise on it?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
That was good and this is what you do for
a living.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
And I go, yeah, yeah, it's called it's pretty rad. Yeah,
so I said, I heard this from my morning drive.
But seeing their faces just makes it hilarious. That's from
Eddie spaghetti on Instagram edes it was surprisingly not terrible. Yeah,
it makes it so much better when you can see
their expressions. Well yeah, yeah, yeah, here's one. I'm starting
(01:23):
to hate the show so much. Been listening for five years.
Everybody's like, bye Cross.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
There's a lot of arguments that video, let's say, video
podcasting is the future. Yeah, and and this is the
reason why, because you can see the visual of us
reacting crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
This is you know, yeah reaction. That's what everybody wants
to see. So make sure to subscribe to our YouTube
YouTube dot com slash the Woodie Show.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, thanks to Vaughan his work as the video producer,
we get new videos every day that we're posting on
our Instagram. At the Woodie Show anyway, more of the
introductions Genograt's forests and sea Bass we got Sammy Morgan
is here. We are taking your calls at eight seven
seven forty four Woodie. We have Bort and Menji. They're
working in this auxiliary studio because Bort's main studio that
(02:13):
I can usually see through a window right behind Menace
is Did you see that room? It's completely torn out
the instance they got rid of all the equipment, all
the countertops, everything else, and now there's other room.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Did we get this microphone working? Yes, we did.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
From the auxiliary studio. I will say this though. I
walked into the new bort Menjie temporary studio yesterday and
it was a thousand degrees.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
What was the thousand degrees in all these studios? Yeah,
but their their studio out of all of them, was
like way hoty. It did not cool down. It was
a sauna. Gina was fitzing. I was fixing. But do
you think she was fitzing? Was fitzing and what that is?
I'm telling you their studio like ten times worse unacceptable.
(02:57):
It was ninety five degrees until at least ten am.
For the equipment, you got nude out in there. Yeah,
you're gonna have to.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, I wanted to make sure this microphone work because
it wasn't working as of yesterday.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
And temporary thing. How long is that studio going to take?
About a month? About a month, Yeah, just like the
Woody Show studio.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
So you know the good thing is that we got
this microphone going, so I'm ready for all text coming up.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
That's we got a lot of feedback on that yesterday.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I'm listening to the podcast dying about Sea Bass being
a four year long troll and it's the funniest thing
he's ever done, and it went on so long. Here's
the thing, it's not. It wasn't a bit like that
wasn't the four years is not a bit a month. Yeah,
it's it's a psychosis. Yeah, but man, a lot a
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lot of a lot of reaction on that, Like, man,
I knew he was weird, but goddamn.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah that's a good sentiment.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Oh yeah, goddamn is right. So we got a lot
of wow, what's the matter?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
All right? You sounds Yeah. I don't find it angry.
I don't find it as amusing as you guys do. Really,
it takes a lot to offend me, as you know,
when I when somebody tells me they're offend it, it's
something My reaction is usually okay, And there's no ending
to before. You don't have the right to not be offended, right,
(04:21):
and there's no resolution to being offended for something, So
why dwell on being somebody being offended? You're something? You're offended?
I'm like for what, like what the went on so long?
Or no? No, none of that surprises me. The psychosis
doesn't surprise me. The weirdness doesn't surprise me. The hiding
behind a keyboard and sending his unsolicited feedback to people
that he could just walk eight for me and speak
(04:43):
to he doesn't offend me or surprise me. It offended
me when he made reference to I took a two
week vacation. Yeah, I mean that's not only unamusing and unfunny,
it's sick when you when I was gone planning a funeral,
watching somebody die, watching somebody go through uh, liver failure,
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doesn't micosis.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Do you mean vacation? Yeah, right, there's a vacation. It's
just that is where he really well rested. It was
offensive and disgusting, Greg.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Let's we forget that this is the same guy who
emails me and texts me instead of actually talking to
me one studio over for the last ten years. Yeah,
and then is also the same person who has written
some pretty disparaging things about any time I've lost an
animal on the text to other people as if he
is me responding to them, and it's he's a twisted,
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sick person, Like people don't understand this is bodies.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Do we think he has buried in his basement.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Because zero, because it doesn't have a basement. It lives
like a condo building.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
It's a storage show.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
I don't think I don't think it's bought. I mean
I think tortured alive people maybe.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Might barrels on breaking right. It's more efficient. It's all
efficient when it comes to the shower. Yeah, no again,
I have to say no.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
This is you know, like when your parents would set
stuff out, you had people coming over family for some
kind of gathering or event that go, don't touch that.
That's for the company. Hey, dude, stay off the text
it's for the listeners exactly. You want to tell us something,
you just come in here and you just tell us
the texts. You have our personal phone numbers. You can
text us directly. We're right here. But he doesn't want
to do that.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
American Psycho eight seven seven four wood text us over
to two to nine eight seven.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
You're you're free to text in. We love to hear
from you.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
You're supposed to what it's four we got Speaking of
ce Bass, he's putting the final touches on a round
of card Narks, which would be coming up here next.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
This hour.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
We're gonna have that for you. Oh, a brand new
I knew what I was gonna do. We got a
brand new red neck news if your.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Car has a wooden pumper.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
News and today's redneck News.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
This is from Prospect Park, Pennsylvania, where the police investigating
a road rage incident, which, of course a witness cut
on video this guy sitting in his car like witnessing
this from across the way. This one chick gets cut
off by this other chick. Words were exchanged. Things escalated
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from there and ended with forty four year old Christina
Solometo getting out of her car, walking over to the
other chicks car, a super sweet silver sedan, where she
hovers her ass over the hood and then take a
takes a dump on the chicks car.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Look at the picture of like the dump like some
hot chili right there.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
The victim honked at her, and the best insult she'd
come up with and the heat of the moment, was
to call the pooping chick a slut.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Okay, again, there's video behavior and she.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Seems giddy as she walks away, leaving behind splatter, which,
as we said, looks like more chili than log.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I'm still thinking, Yeah, I'm still thinking about the slut part.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
In first grade, like this girl she cooped her pants
and we're like, you know what, she's such a slut?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Oh yeah, did you know what words meant?
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I thought slut that like just generic, like you're in
a hole. Yea, yeah, I think I used to call
my brother a slut.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
That guy who got the footage, here's some of what
he captured.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Missus on her car.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
So Christina is facing charges of indecent exposure, disorderly conduct,
chronal mischief, and depositing waste on a highway.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Okay, they don't find something littered.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
So that's from Prospect Park, Pennsylvania, just outside of Philadelphia.
Forty four year old Christina Soli Meadow who went with
the nuclear out in a road rage battle by pooping
on the hood of another chicks car.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
What and that is what a sex star? Oh my god?
Maybe it's all loose like that because she's a butt
sler and pooping at work it's a gateway to this
kind of activity, being a hardcore slut. We're gonna take
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a break, we'll come back.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I've been promised an explosive round of Woody Show, cart
Narks trying to get people to return their cards to
the parking lots.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Agent Sebastian back on the case once again. The Woody Show.
All right, welcome back, Blie is Tuesday. We are the
Woodies Show. Yeah and yeah, we got the.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Phones open eight seven seven four Woodie, send us a
text over to two to nine eighty seven. Check came
with us, tell us who you are, and then we're
around town. You're listening to the Woody Show this morning.
Anything anyone I like to have his mention?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Text on over to two two nine eight seven. If
you see something, say something to it, you know, like
if you see somebody just leaving their card out Willy
Nelly like a lazy bones, you say something. And if
you don't want to do it yourself, well you just
hit up the card Nards. What you're gonna do, What
you're gonna do when they not on you?
Speaker 7 (10:20):
Cardinarks, card Arks.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
What You're gonna do. What you're gonna do when they
knock on you? Arks is filmed alongside the men and
women of card Narks.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Listen is Agent Sebastian and his deputies, different characters and
costumes and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Patrolling the parking lots all over trying to get his
people out there.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
He's these lazy bones to do the right thing and
return their cards because it's a it's a big pet
peeve of a lot of people. People just leave their
cards blowing around the parking lots, running into other cars
or vehicle. Yeah, like, at least have the decency that
you don't have to bring it to the back of
the store, to the front of the store. You just
bring it back to the car corral. And that's one
of the many that it's good enough. They're all over
the place.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Don't just leave them in a handicapped spot, which is
where the cart arcs. Agent's a batch who comes in
trying to get these people do the right thing. And
we were promised.
Speaker 8 (11:09):
Explosivity and it involves are one of our favorites agents
below me, Agent Cameron from a.
Speaker 9 (11:18):
Well.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
In this case he was hanging out in Palm Springs,
California closet. Maybe good, I mean, you'd be the judge.
Speaker 8 (11:24):
So this young and again in this case, the guy
who dropped his cart off directly next to his car
in the parking spot, splitting the lanes, which the first
cart okay, maybe is not quite in the way.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Sometimes it is.
Speaker 8 (11:36):
Sometimes the person next to you can't open their door.
But once one person does it, two or three do it,
and so on and so forth. And so this guy,
probably in his thirties, certainly able bodied enough to take
that cart back shopping and to abash exactly loading his.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Groceries, et cetera. He did this. An Agent Cameron walks
up to this strapping, young bearded man and tries to again,
as always politely, get him to change his ways.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
And that's how the car goes all the way for me.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
Well, sir, you're the crazy one. Leave your car's out.
Here's a night note here, damn.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Crazy effort not not the other word. You can eat poop.
Speaker 8 (12:18):
Oh okay, now, as he says, okay, Asian cameras walking
up with one of our cart and art magnets to
say things like lazy bones on board and things of
that nature. Sure now keep in mind, and no time
during this interaction, which so far is not going well,
does Agent Cameron actually put the magnet on this man's
pos like Old Altimore or whatever it is. He simply
makes a motion toward the car. So this guy is
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he can't even claim vandalism, which his thing is a
pos It wouldn't matter anyway, But that doesn't stop this
guy from getting out of his car and threatening good
old Asia.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
Cameron poop, don't touch my property.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
Sir, don't touch other people's property with your cart.
Speaker 7 (12:55):
I'm gonna fuck you up, sir.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I don't think so.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
Are you walking away? Then?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Damn? So.
Speaker 8 (13:02):
At this point, Agat, he's getting out of his car,
he's like walking down Agent Cameron after making credible threats
that he's going to f up Agent Cameron. And so
the question these tough guys always pose is, well, if
you're not scared of me, why you're walking away? Well,
under one doesn't matter them or me or Agent Cameron
are scared of you. It matters that this is not
about fight fist fights in the grocery store parking lot
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over a cart something away. But again, this guy's angry
and already committing criminal threats potentially assault in this case
because he knows he's wrong, and that's the he's trying
to solve that problem, not with logic and humility, but.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
With his fists with muscle. So he engages more with
Agent Cameron.
Speaker 8 (13:42):
Are you walking away then, because it's not about fighting,
it's about getting you to realize this is where the
carts go.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
What went wrong in your life that you think you
should do this.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
I'll tell you what went wrong.
Speaker 8 (13:52):
About two minutes ago, somebody left their cart in the
middle of the spots to the putting it back.
Speaker 7 (13:56):
To my car. I'm gonna to you.
Speaker 9 (14:00):
He's gonnat you now, May I call deflecting though on
go back to your grandmother's face. No, no, no, on
carton arch because he asked your life. Yeah, he asked
you a question, yeah, and you deflected.
Speaker 8 (14:13):
Well, but I think what he's was mentioning Cameron, right, right, Well,
what Meness is getting at is that he said in
your life went wrong, and Agent Cameron gave him a
little sass by saying, well, you just left your card
out and that's in my life technically. And to to
Menos's point, I guess what went wrong in his life
is he didn't.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Have a terrible childhood upbringing with lazy parents who who
didn't none instill. In fact, I'm willing to bet like
when he was a kid, he was probably like Daddy,
I'm gonna go return this car to the front of
the store and he goes, no, son, you're gonna leave
that car right here, don't famous son.
Speaker 8 (14:52):
Yeah, I guess I'm kind of answering your question with
the negative venice. But yeah, Agent Cameron had a good
upbringing and not for he did not have a I'll
bring it out, okay, But yeah, yeah, he's gonna touch
cut Agent Cameron. And he doesn't quite get close enough though,
so he decides to do the classic move these days
is whip out your own phone and started videoing the
person showcase. That'll solve all you no matter what you're doing.
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If you're doing something wrong, the phone cures all, all right,
touch my car.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
I'm gonna touch you, sir.
Speaker 8 (15:20):
First off, I'm staying far away from you, so you
can't do that. And second off, that's against the law.
Always got his phone too. My name's a loser. My
name's Aha Cameron. I'm with the court narks.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
And now he's laughing at me. He's doing a fake
laugh too. You can kind of tell.
Speaker 7 (15:34):
Because you're a loser.
Speaker 8 (15:35):
Dude, who's the loser the person who picks up after
himself and the person who expects other people to pick
up after him.
Speaker 7 (15:40):
You keep your grandmother's basement.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
Clane, Sir, that's a very lazy insult you're hurling at me.
Speaker 8 (15:44):
If the point I think you're trying to make is
that you're calling me a loser for asking you to
do the right thing.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Wow, this guy's really sharp roast.
Speaker 8 (15:51):
It's the second grandma's basement reference. Yeah, which, by the way,
because you see that comments on the cart Narks videos too.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
What's this you know in they'll do it out.
Speaker 8 (16:00):
Of his grandma's basement. Well, that's the exact opposite grandma's basement.
Is the guy typing comments not actually out to the
field like the agents of Kartnerks are.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Absolutely there's people who are all talk keyboard warriors online.
There are other people out there, they're doers. This is
exactly the opposite of that is Cameron.
Speaker 8 (16:16):
Guys, So now that he can't fight ag Cameron because
he's not willing to engage with him. And again, and
no point is anybody has Agent Cameron touched this guy's
car whatsoever. He's just gonna faked him out a couple
of times. So now our man with the phone says that, well, okay,
maybe I won't do anything to you, but the cops.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Will you asked me, if I.
Speaker 7 (16:34):
Brought the cops out here, you would be the one
to get put in the back of their creator.
Speaker 6 (16:38):
That would be the charges.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Do you think judge my personal property?
Speaker 7 (16:40):
Three times?
Speaker 6 (16:41):
There now zero times? I fake you out?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Three times?
Speaker 6 (16:44):
You committed a cross or are you committed a terroristic threat? Already?
Speaker 7 (16:47):
That is not a crime to leave a car.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
No, when you said you were gonna hit me, that
was a crime.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
And stead away.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
How's it going? Guy's got the end of that?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Ye like the show?
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (16:58):
Yeah, you hear from the people walking by as old
and grizzly Adams here with his beard and he's by
the way, he's wearing like uh bite you know, basketball
shorts with it looks like no longer wear because he's.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
Hanging out.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
It's what it seems is a bad hernia. So you
never never once touched his car? Nope.
Speaker 8 (17:18):
And he threatened to stab you or at the very
least f me up, or he said he's gonna cut you. Well,
either cut or touch.
Speaker 6 (17:25):
It was like you touch my car here either way?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
I said cut either way. That's not an escape. You can't.
Speaker 8 (17:31):
I can't, Greg, I'm gonna I'm gonna touch your face
with my fist. Well, you can't go to the cops
and say, well you so touch, We know what you mean.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Will you show card Narcs Agent Sebastian More In that case,
Adrian Cameron out there trying to get everybody to do
the right thing return their cars, and.
Speaker 8 (17:45):
Unfortunately a camera was not successful there, but a just
abashed into this next clip. I think agent Cameron has
like a zero percent success. People take it seriously and
I just don't, I know, come on, So this next case,
this is going to be one of those ones that
is controversial because people always ask, well, what about people
who park in handicap spots and the cart Narks takes
that seriously, but it's not a cure all. It's not
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an absolute get out of jail free cart. So in
this case, there's two older ladies in the front of
this suv. In The person manning the cart though, is
in the back of the suv, and he is a
maybe thirty year old maybe three hundred pounds man.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
You and I have the same build. Oh wow, also.
Speaker 8 (18:25):
Legit handicap platform, right, and but not only that, he's
manning the cart for them, right, So he's like their helper,
right or I assumed in this case their son probably
an adult son, right. And so he's touching the women.
If it had just been them, I would not have
approached them because they were older, you know, so on
and so forth. But he was touching the cart, he
was manning the cart. I saw him walking the cart
right to the middle of the handicap walkway.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
And now there's a jumbo size man who can certainly
manage to get a cart put back into the corral.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
Right.
Speaker 8 (18:50):
He walked it from the store to their spot, and
when he didn't want to walk the extra fifteen feet,
he said, okay, screw you, next person who wants to
use this area way.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Sorry, in his defense, we need to defend where credit
is due. How could he push the cart all the
way back when his crocs aren't even in sport.
Speaker 8 (19:07):
R.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I was gonna say, I know he's a loser because
he doesn't have many gibs on his cross. Yeah, not
to shame. I mean, I love Walmart as much as
the next person, but this man looks like he belongs
to Walmart. And you would think somebody with a handicapped
person would be more considerate of other handicap next person spot.
Speaker 8 (19:22):
In all cases, I have taken so many cars back
from like old Grandpa's with canes and loaded so many
bottles of water for old women in these spots. In
this case, again, I see this thirty something year old
guy walking just fine with the car. So I flagged
the cart the car down and he doesn't get out,
but his mom does and has words for me.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
We we we, I saw where the car goes.
Speaker 8 (19:44):
Your son left, Your car actually blocks right.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
I am in a handicap spot, not him.
Speaker 8 (19:48):
Though your son is like able bodied.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
Is that he is a handicap kid and if he
don't like it, he can't push that over there? No,
he can't.
Speaker 8 (19:58):
Hood he push it out here? Then if he truly could,
if he was disabled, to push that card. But I
would have given him a pass. But I don't believe
you because I saw him walk it. Now you're throwing
it towards this nice lady.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
You can kill her, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
She's so big and strong. Why can't she know? She
sounds fine? Also, maybe she was just saying that her
son is an our word. That's not nice.
Speaker 8 (20:17):
They those folks of that nature are certainly able to
put cards back. Now you heard a couple of things there.
She's immediately and I hate to say this, but a
terrible mom. And she's got one of those like munch
housing by proxy sort of situations.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Where like almost pride in the fact that her son
can't do so right when in fact I saw him
do stuff. It's almost sure.
Speaker 8 (20:38):
And as you also heard right there, towards the end,
she walks out, walks towards me, like, walks me down
like our first guy was doing, grabs the cart and
then shoves it at me.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
So she's pretty able.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
Again.
Speaker 8 (20:48):
I wouldn't have asked her to put the card back
in any case, but she just proved that she not
only her son could do it, she could do it.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Oh well, then forget him, how about you do it?
Touts Yeah, yeah, girl, put those to you. And another
thing that Carton arts reveals so many things about psychology
and behavior and such, but it also reveals something about
how we absolutely abuse handicap records and the nine one system.
In this thank you story for another day.
Speaker 8 (21:13):
Oh yeah, well no, it's sorry for right now because
she's the one Number one brings up with her. I'm
gonna call a nine on one and then does it herself.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Okay, well no.
Speaker 8 (21:21):
That's the point of me, is that I'm the place
between the cops and morality, and hopefully I can help
you find morality groups.
Speaker 7 (21:27):
Place wrong time loop on your own business.
Speaker 6 (21:31):
That was not a good comeback, man, not at all.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
The cops.
Speaker 8 (21:35):
You're gonna say, hey, cops, I'm wasting your time because
this guy asked my son to put the card back
where it belongs.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
And they'll say, please stop calling us a crazy old lady.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Yeah, damn, no offense, No offense. Uh, it looks to
be that your son's a few steps short of health.
Speaker 8 (21:51):
It's funny obvious. I was literally in a lot the
other day and this woman I was watching her. She
took the cart back to like the farthest of cart
return away from her, and she's walking back toward me
and I kind of pointed her, you could have gone
right here two spots over.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
And she said, well, you know what, I could use
the steps. She walked super far and put it back.
But when I pointed out, you know whatever she was
it did you guys hook up? So almost so.
Speaker 8 (22:13):
Unfortunately, this lady was blocking the driveway because she gotten
out of her car to yell at me, call the cops.
And she had a big line of people behind her
and at that point usually disengage.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Yeah, well at this uh, at this point, I gotta
think that we are zero for two in this random.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Well Agent Cameron, Agent Sebastian. They gave it their best shot.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Again, it's more about a teaching tool than anything. All right, Well,
there you go, ladies and John and there are some
cart nor another reminder car what you're gonna do, what
you're gonna do?
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Who don't touch.
Speaker 6 (22:56):
Sir, don't touch other peoples property with your cart.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
I'm gonna you up, sir.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
I don't think so.
Speaker 7 (23:01):
Are you walking away?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
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Speaker 2 (23:20):
Going to the woodieshow dot com funds are open eight
seven to seven forty four. Warning sent us a text
over to two to nine eight seven. Check in with us,
tell us who you are and then where around. So okay,
you're listening to the Woody Show all ninety eight seven today,
so would you or not talking about your pets doesn't
have to be you know, it's not necessarily This wasn't
(23:42):
a dog question.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
They were just talking to pet owners.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
So I mean it could be everything from you know,
dogs and kiddies to what boards got where the guinea pig.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
The gins gains? What'd you say? What's what's life expectancy
on a guinea pick? Again? I forget you've told me
it depends anywhere between like four and ten years war a.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Huge Well, if they're out in the wild, you know,
oh yeah, if they're domesticated, like you know, someone's well
they're in the wild right right board.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
No, they're all domesticated. They all are, yea like them
are all domesticated over the years. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
I was gonna say, because that that wide swing in
the life expected I would think of like, okay, well
you're out kind of on.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Your own forging.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
It's pretty much just because of predators bred over the
years for all sorts of things and for domestication and
lab testing.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Wild and Honduras or something like that. Yeah, maybe more
like cappie bars, which are big guineas.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Okay, so people were asked, would you trade years off
of your own life to extend the life of your pet?
And I'm gonna say, because I just want to think
a guess. I think Greg would, Menace would not, Sammy would,
Bort would All right, you don't.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Have any pets. No, I'm going to say, you do
have that bow constructor at home? Getting choked by.
Speaker 7 (25:11):
This is.
Speaker 8 (25:13):
Me.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I'm going to say I will not. I will not
take years off my life. But I was just talking
about that new pill that's coming out called Loyal that
you can get for your dog to extend their life
or prolong their life and extend their life. Like what
you're doing. You give them pills and they're supposed to
like supplement. Yeah, they're supposed to live longer. It works,
(25:35):
and apparently it does. They've been working on forever. And
I said I would spare no expense to get those
I would get those pills too, for sure. This is
this is Greg. I would not. I'm really I'm obsessed
with extending my life. I love my dog and I
would jump in front of a train for her. I
was just gonna say you're the same person. Like, so
that would end your life, That would take all the
years off your jump in front of the train and
(25:57):
like a superhero and get her out of the way.
I would not. I would not give up my own
life to extend her life. I wouldn't sell her for
fifty million dollars. But I also wouldn't die just to
make her live a few years. You're zero all the way.
You're not going to kill her. You're not gonna make
her live longer. I mean I would make her live longer.
One for two Yeah, okay, well, Hi, this is Sammy.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
I would not.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
No, I would not give up years of my life
for my I love my dog like Greg, love my
daughter very much and would do anything for her, but
not I mean take years off my own life.
Speaker 8 (26:31):
Really Okay, I don't have a pet right now, and
I would if if if it's like, okay, you can
only live to eighty and not ninety, and like, I
don't want the bad ones at the end anyway.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Who says they're going to be the end years? Who's
why wouldn't be like fifty eight?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
You might do that.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
I'm an oh, hi support here, Hi boort, hands down.
I would give up years off my life for them,
And I would give up years right now to get some.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Pets back if I could really.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Okay, so me, I say that, but yeah, if you
could get some guineas and some dogs about being right
on my guests, But I'd give a decade up right now.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Decade mnybe a week?
Speaker 7 (27:09):
All right?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Eight seven seven forty four? What he texts us over
to two to nine eighty seven? Would you give up
years off your own life to extend the life of
your pet? It is up two to nine eight seven.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
This is non dude. I'm friggin starving. Yeah, so I'm
doing a blood test today for the physical that I did.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yeah, And so they send you off to like one
of those quest places and they gotta do you know
the blood drop? Yeah, it's a fasting one, which when
I used to go the before I switched the doctors.
When I would go to the other one, they say, oh,
just tell us if you haven't fasted. I guess they
make the adjustments from there, right, won't That was way better? No,
they did my cluster, Oh wow, but that was way
(27:55):
better than Yes.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
This sucks. This schedule is the worst for fasting because
Normally people would just sleep through the whole process, take
up and go to the doctor exactly. But here you're
awake for hours and hours.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
My alarm went off at one fifteen this morning, and
I look at the clock now and I go, damn
so much.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
It's like time to go close enough but not close enough.
You have like a full extra day of fasting. But
you're not a coffee drinker. But if you do fasting
for a blood test, can you have coffee? Yeah? Black coffee?
Oh I thought you couldn't. I guess it's heart is
water and black coffee. Because I wonder if all my
blood tests my entire life have been wrong because I
(28:34):
always do coffee. You're always on the brink of a
heart attack.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Your heart rates kind of ele of it is thereah,
although it's built a tolerance to wil cups of coffee though.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah, dude, my appoints at ten forty. And you're not
a big eater. You're not an eater when you're here,
But knowing you can't, that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Yeah, it's like, uh, you know, if you've ever told
like stay completely still, that's when all of a sudden
you'll have itches. Yeah, Like yeah, like you can't because
all of a sudden, you have that thing you just
want to scratch on your face or your leg or
something like that.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
When you're told you.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Can't eat, starving, nothing know anything, You're like, all you
can notice is how hungry you are. But if this
is any other morning, would never even notice.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Or if you're sick, you're lying around watching TV, just relaxing.
It sucks because you can't go out right and when
you can, you just want to be on your couch
watching TV relax. You don't even get your SODI pop sometimes.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Yeah, like when you when you want to be in
a relationship, you know, everything's dry, I can't meet anybody,
doesn't seem to find anybody. And then when you're in
the relationship, all you do is dream about being single.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
You know all that?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Yeah, we're talking about Greg's always jealous of people's hair.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
And then there was a conversation going on between Sammy
and and Uh and Gina the other day, like nobody's
happy with the hair they've got.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yeah, I want curly hair. Gina has I literally just
straightened my hair? Yeah chemically, Yeah, nobody wants what a guy?
Speaker 6 (29:57):
Now?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
I know, I mean life in general. Fine, but hairt
here you.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Go five o four nurse here, fasting means nothing but water.
That's exactly and that's exactly what I'm drinking.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I'm drinking this. Well then all my blood tests. Yeah,
I've been told wrong. The whole life in black coffee
and water. And thanks to that bottled water taste test
that samycause she said she could tell and shet it
and she hated it. She hasted it. That's when I
realized that I really do like this essential water. It
is good. This I was it ioned ionized alkaline water.
(30:31):
That is good. It does taste better, it does love
smart water. Yeah, like just drinking plain water soaks one
of the things that tastes like carrots.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Yeah, you're diet coke smells like socks, she says, although
it's her favorite.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Favorite beverage, despite the fact that the bottle smells like
so incorrect.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
Do you have to that part of it?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Eight seven sent us a text over to two two
nine eight seven.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, the Woody Show will be right back.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
You think of
It's comically large. It's disgusting. The Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yea, we are in two another new hour insensitivity trading
for a politically correct world. It's Tuesday. It's May sixth
five on Mooding. That's Greg Gory, Martin Woody. Good morning Greg,
Good morning Minus, Good Morning Woody at they show.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
On social media.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Speaking of disgusting, I was watching the video from Sinco
to Mayo.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Oh gross, and do you give everybody an update?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
We left the fountain as we were trying to see
of Mayo wood fountain. We left it on until the
end of the morning until we were ready to go
leave for the day, and it still wasn't fountaining. Found
Mayo did not fountain disappoint bad. Yeah, you're hoping for
a Mayo fountain needed some sort of liquid. Yeah, But
just watching and I had a family member say to
(00:54):
me yesterday like, you're really eating peanut butter cups with
mayonnaise on it?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
That was good and this is what you do for
a living.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
And I go, yeah, yeah, it's called it's pretty rad. Yeah,
so I said, I heard this from my morning drive.
But seeing their faces just makes it hilarious. That's from
Eddie spaghetti on Instagram edes it was surprisingly not terrible. Yeah,
it makes it so much better when you can see
their expressions. Well yeah, yeah, yeah, here's one. I'm starting
(01:23):
to hate the show so much. Been listening for five years.
Everybody's like, bye Cross.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
There's a lot of arguments that video, let's say, video
podcasting is the future. Yeah, and and this is the
reason why, because you can see the visual of us
reacting crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
This is you know, yeah reaction. That's what everybody wants
to see. So make sure to subscribe to our YouTube
YouTube dot com slash the Woodie Show.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, thanks to Vaughan his work as the video producer,
we get new videos every day that we're posting on
our Instagram. At the Woodie Show anyway, more of the
introductions Genograt's forests and sea Bass we got Sammy Morgan
is here. We are taking your calls at eight seven
seven forty four Woodie. We have Bort and Menji. They're
working in this auxiliary studio because Bort's main studio that
(02:13):
I can usually see through a window right behind Menace
is Did you see that room? It's completely torn out
the instance they got rid of all the equipment, all
the countertops, everything else, and now there's other room.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Did we get this microphone working? Yes, we did.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
From the auxiliary studio. I will say this though. I
walked into the new bort Menjie temporary studio yesterday and
it was a thousand degrees.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
What was the thousand degrees in all these studios? Yeah,
but their their studio out of all of them, was
like way hoty. It did not cool down. It was
a sauna. Gina was fitzing. I was fixing. But do
you think she was fitzing? Was fitzing and what that is?
I'm telling you their studio like ten times worse unacceptable.
(02:57):
It was ninety five degrees until at least ten am.
For the equipment, you got nude out in there. Yeah,
you're gonna have to.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, I wanted to make sure this microphone work because
it wasn't working as of yesterday.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
And temporary thing. How long is that studio going to take?
About a month? About a month, Yeah, just like the
Woody Show studio.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
So you know the good thing is that we got
this microphone going, so I'm ready for all text coming up.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
That's we got a lot of feedback on that yesterday.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I'm listening to the podcast dying about Sea Bass being
a four year long troll and it's the funniest thing
he's ever done, and it went on so long. Here's
the thing, it's not. It wasn't a bit like that
wasn't the four years is not a bit a month. Yeah,
it's it's a psychosis. Yeah, but man, a lot a
(03:49):
lot of a lot of reaction on that, Like, man,
I knew he was weird, but goddamn.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah that's a good sentiment.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Oh yeah, goddamn is right. So we got a lot
of wow, what's the matter?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
All right? You sounds Yeah. I don't find it angry.
I don't find it as amusing as you guys do. Really,
it takes a lot to offend me, as you know,
when I when somebody tells me they're offend it, it's
something My reaction is usually okay, And there's no ending
to before. You don't have the right to not be offended, right,
(04:21):
and there's no resolution to being offended for something, So
why dwell on being somebody being offended? You're something? You're offended?
I'm like for what, like what the went on so long?
Or no? No, none of that surprises me. The psychosis
doesn't surprise me. The weirdness doesn't surprise me. The hiding
behind a keyboard and sending his unsolicited feedback to people
that he could just walk eight for me and speak
(04:43):
to he doesn't offend me or surprise me. It offended
me when he made reference to I took a two
week vacation. Yeah, I mean that's not only unamusing and unfunny,
it's sick when you when I was gone planning a funeral,
watching somebody die, watching somebody go through uh, liver failure,
(05:04):
doesn't micosis.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Do you mean vacation? Yeah, right, there's a vacation. It's
just that is where he really well rested. It was
offensive and disgusting, Greg.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Let's we forget that this is the same guy who
emails me and texts me instead of actually talking to
me one studio over for the last ten years. Yeah,
and then is also the same person who has written
some pretty disparaging things about any time I've lost an
animal on the text to other people as if he
is me responding to them, and it's he's a twisted,
(05:34):
sick person, Like people don't understand this is bodies.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Do we think he has buried in his basement.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Because zero, because it doesn't have a basement. It lives
like a condo building.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
It's a storage show.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
I don't think I don't think it's bought. I mean
I think tortured alive people maybe.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Might barrels on breaking right. It's more efficient. It's all
efficient when it comes to the shower. Yeah, no again,
I have to say no.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
This is you know, like when your parents would set
stuff out, you had people coming over family for some
kind of gathering or event that go, don't touch that.
That's for the company. Hey, dude, stay off the text
it's for the listeners exactly. You want to tell us something,
you just come in here and you just tell us
the texts. You have our personal phone numbers. You can
text us directly. We're right here. But he doesn't want
to do that.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
American Psycho eight seven seven four wood text us over
to two to nine eight seven.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
You're you're free to text in. We love to hear
from you.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
You're supposed to what it's four we got Speaking of
ce Bass, he's putting the final touches on a round
of card Narks, which would be coming up here next.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
This hour.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
We're gonna have that for you. Oh, a brand new
I knew what I was gonna do. We got a
brand new red neck news if your.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Car has a wooden pumper.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
News and today's redneck News.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
This is from Prospect Park, Pennsylvania, where the police investigating
a road rage incident, which, of course a witness cut
on video this guy sitting in his car like witnessing
this from across the way. This one chick gets cut
off by this other chick. Words were exchanged. Things escalated
(07:17):
from there and ended with forty four year old Christina
Solometo getting out of her car, walking over to the
other chicks car, a super sweet silver sedan, where she
hovers her ass over the hood and then take a
takes a dump on the chicks car.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Look at the picture of like the dump like some
hot chili right there.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
The victim honked at her, and the best insult she'd
come up with and the heat of the moment, was
to call the pooping chick a slut.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Okay, again, there's video behavior and she.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Seems giddy as she walks away, leaving behind splatter, which,
as we said, looks like more chili than log.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I'm still thinking, Yeah, I'm still thinking about the slut part.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
In first grade, like this girl she cooped her pants
and we're like, you know what, she's such a slut?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Oh yeah, did you know what words meant?
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I thought slut that like just generic, like you're in
a hole. Yea, yeah, I think I used to call
my brother a slut.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
That guy who got the footage, here's some of what
he captured.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Missus on her car.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
So Christina is facing charges of indecent exposure, disorderly conduct,
chronal mischief, and depositing waste on a highway.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Okay, they don't find something littered.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
So that's from Prospect Park, Pennsylvania, just outside of Philadelphia.
Forty four year old Christina Soli Meadow who went with
the nuclear out in a road rage battle by pooping
on the hood of another chicks car.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
What and that is what a sex star? Oh my god?
Maybe it's all loose like that because she's a butt
sler and pooping at work it's a gateway to this
kind of activity, being a hardcore slut. We're gonna take
(09:26):
a break, we'll come back.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I've been promised an explosive round of Woody Show, cart
Narks trying to get people to return their cards to
the parking lots.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Agent Sebastian back on the case once again. The Woody Show.
All right, welcome back, Blie is Tuesday. We are the
Woodies Show. Yeah and yeah, we got the.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Phones open eight seven seven four Woodie, send us a
text over to two to nine eighty seven. Check came
with us, tell us who you are, and then we're
around town. You're listening to the Woody Show this morning.
Anything anyone I like to have his mention?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Text on over to two two nine eight seven. If
you see something, say something to it, you know, like
if you see somebody just leaving their card out Willy
Nelly like a lazy bones, you say something. And if
you don't want to do it yourself, well you just
hit up the card Nards. What you're gonna do, What
you're gonna do when they not on you?
Speaker 7 (10:20):
Cardinarks, card Arks.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
What You're gonna do. What you're gonna do when they
knock on you? Arks is filmed alongside the men and
women of card Narks.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Listen is Agent Sebastian and his deputies, different characters and
costumes and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Patrolling the parking lots all over trying to get his
people out there.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
He's these lazy bones to do the right thing and
return their cards because it's a it's a big pet
peeve of a lot of people. People just leave their
cards blowing around the parking lots, running into other cars
or vehicle. Yeah, like, at least have the decency that
you don't have to bring it to the back of
the store, to the front of the store. You just
bring it back to the car corral. And that's one
of the many that it's good enough. They're all over
the place.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Don't just leave them in a handicapped spot, which is
where the cart arcs. Agent's a batch who comes in
trying to get these people do the right thing. And
we were promised.
Speaker 8 (11:09):
Explosivity and it involves are one of our favorites agents
below me, Agent Cameron from a.
Speaker 9 (11:18):
Well.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
In this case he was hanging out in Palm Springs,
California closet. Maybe good, I mean, you'd be the judge.
Speaker 8 (11:24):
So this young and again in this case, the guy
who dropped his cart off directly next to his car
in the parking spot, splitting the lanes, which the first
cart okay, maybe is not quite in the way.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Sometimes it is.
Speaker 8 (11:36):
Sometimes the person next to you can't open their door.
But once one person does it, two or three do it,
and so on and so forth. And so this guy,
probably in his thirties, certainly able bodied enough to take
that cart back shopping and to abash exactly loading his.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Groceries, et cetera. He did this. An Agent Cameron walks
up to this strapping, young bearded man and tries to again,
as always politely, get him to change his ways.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
And that's how the car goes all the way for me.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
Well, sir, you're the crazy one. Leave your car's out.
Here's a night note here, damn.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Crazy effort not not the other word. You can eat poop.
Speaker 8 (12:18):
Oh okay, now, as he says, okay, Asian cameras walking
up with one of our cart and art magnets to
say things like lazy bones on board and things of
that nature. Sure now keep in mind, and no time
during this interaction, which so far is not going well,
does Agent Cameron actually put the magnet on this man's
pos like Old Altimore or whatever it is. He simply
makes a motion toward the car. So this guy is
(12:41):
he can't even claim vandalism, which his thing is a
pos It wouldn't matter anyway, But that doesn't stop this
guy from getting out of his car and threatening good
old Asia.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
Cameron poop, don't touch my property.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
Sir, don't touch other people's property with your cart.
Speaker 7 (12:55):
I'm gonna fuck you up, sir.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I don't think so.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
Are you walking away? Then?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Damn? So.
Speaker 8 (13:02):
At this point, Agat, he's getting out of his car,
he's like walking down Agent Cameron after making credible threats
that he's going to f up Agent Cameron. And so
the question these tough guys always pose is, well, if
you're not scared of me, why you're walking away? Well,
under one doesn't matter them or me or Agent Cameron
are scared of you. It matters that this is not
about fight fist fights in the grocery store parking lot
(13:24):
over a cart something away. But again, this guy's angry
and already committing criminal threats potentially assault in this case
because he knows he's wrong, and that's the he's trying
to solve that problem, not with logic and humility, but.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
With his fists with muscle. So he engages more with
Agent Cameron.
Speaker 8 (13:42):
Are you walking away then, because it's not about fighting,
it's about getting you to realize this is where the
carts go.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
What went wrong in your life that you think you
should do this.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
I'll tell you what went wrong.
Speaker 8 (13:52):
About two minutes ago, somebody left their cart in the
middle of the spots to the putting it back.
Speaker 7 (13:56):
To my car. I'm gonna to you.
Speaker 9 (14:00):
He's gonnat you now, May I call deflecting though on
go back to your grandmother's face. No, no, no, on
carton arch because he asked your life. Yeah, he asked
you a question, yeah, and you deflected.
Speaker 8 (14:13):
Well, but I think what he's was mentioning Cameron, right, right, Well,
what Meness is getting at is that he said in
your life went wrong, and Agent Cameron gave him a
little sass by saying, well, you just left your card
out and that's in my life technically. And to to
Menos's point, I guess what went wrong in his life
is he didn't.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Have a terrible childhood upbringing with lazy parents who who
didn't none instill. In fact, I'm willing to bet like
when he was a kid, he was probably like Daddy,
I'm gonna go return this car to the front of
the store and he goes, no, son, you're gonna leave
that car right here, don't famous son.
Speaker 8 (14:52):
Yeah, I guess I'm kind of answering your question with
the negative venice. But yeah, Agent Cameron had a good
upbringing and not for he did not have a I'll
bring it out, okay, But yeah, yeah, he's gonna touch
cut Agent Cameron. And he doesn't quite get close enough though,
so he decides to do the classic move these days
is whip out your own phone and started videoing the
person showcase. That'll solve all you no matter what you're doing.
(15:15):
If you're doing something wrong, the phone cures all, all right,
touch my car.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
I'm gonna touch you, sir.
Speaker 8 (15:20):
First off, I'm staying far away from you, so you
can't do that. And second off, that's against the law.
Always got his phone too. My name's a loser. My
name's Aha Cameron. I'm with the court narks.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
And now he's laughing at me. He's doing a fake
laugh too. You can kind of tell.
Speaker 7 (15:34):
Because you're a loser.
Speaker 8 (15:35):
Dude, who's the loser the person who picks up after
himself and the person who expects other people to pick
up after him.
Speaker 7 (15:40):
You keep your grandmother's basement.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
Clane, Sir, that's a very lazy insult you're hurling at me.
Speaker 8 (15:44):
If the point I think you're trying to make is
that you're calling me a loser for asking you to
do the right thing.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Wow, this guy's really sharp roast.
Speaker 8 (15:51):
It's the second grandma's basement reference. Yeah, which, by the way,
because you see that comments on the cart Narks videos too.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
What's this you know in they'll do it out.
Speaker 8 (16:00):
Of his grandma's basement. Well, that's the exact opposite grandma's basement.
Is the guy typing comments not actually out to the
field like the agents of Kartnerks are.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Absolutely there's people who are all talk keyboard warriors online.
There are other people out there, they're doers. This is
exactly the opposite of that is Cameron.
Speaker 8 (16:16):
Guys, So now that he can't fight ag Cameron because
he's not willing to engage with him. And again, and
no point is anybody has Agent Cameron touched this guy's
car whatsoever. He's just gonna faked him out a couple
of times. So now our man with the phone says that, well, okay,
maybe I won't do anything to you, but the cops.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Will you asked me, if I.
Speaker 7 (16:34):
Brought the cops out here, you would be the one
to get put in the back of their creator.
Speaker 6 (16:38):
That would be the charges.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Do you think judge my personal property?
Speaker 7 (16:40):
Three times?
Speaker 6 (16:41):
There now zero times? I fake you out?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Three times?
Speaker 6 (16:44):
You committed a cross or are you committed a terroristic threat? Already?
Speaker 7 (16:47):
That is not a crime to leave a car.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
No, when you said you were gonna hit me, that
was a crime.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
And stead away.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
How's it going? Guy's got the end of that?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Ye like the show?
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (16:58):
Yeah, you hear from the people walking by as old
and grizzly Adams here with his beard and he's by
the way, he's wearing like uh bite you know, basketball
shorts with it looks like no longer wear because he's.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
Hanging out.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
It's what it seems is a bad hernia. So you
never never once touched his car? Nope.
Speaker 8 (17:18):
And he threatened to stab you or at the very
least f me up, or he said he's gonna cut you. Well,
either cut or touch.
Speaker 6 (17:25):
It was like you touch my car here either way?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
I said cut either way. That's not an escape. You can't.
Speaker 8 (17:31):
I can't, Greg, I'm gonna I'm gonna touch your face
with my fist. Well, you can't go to the cops
and say, well you so touch, We know what you mean.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Will you show card Narcs Agent Sebastian More In that case,
Adrian Cameron out there trying to get everybody to do
the right thing return their cars, and.
Speaker 8 (17:45):
Unfortunately a camera was not successful there, but a just
abashed into this next clip. I think agent Cameron has
like a zero percent success. People take it seriously and
I just don't, I know, come on, So this next case,
this is going to be one of those ones that
is controversial because people always ask, well, what about people
who park in handicap spots and the cart Narks takes
that seriously, but it's not a cure all. It's not
(18:05):
an absolute get out of jail free cart. So in
this case, there's two older ladies in the front of
this suv. In The person manning the cart though, is
in the back of the suv, and he is a
maybe thirty year old maybe three hundred pounds man.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
You and I have the same build. Oh wow, also.
Speaker 8 (18:25):
Legit handicap platform, right, and but not only that, he's
manning the cart for them, right, So he's like their helper,
right or I assumed in this case their son probably
an adult son, right. And so he's touching the women.
If it had just been them, I would not have
approached them because they were older, you know, so on
and so forth. But he was touching the cart, he
was manning the cart. I saw him walking the cart
right to the middle of the handicap walkway.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
And now there's a jumbo size man who can certainly
manage to get a cart put back into the corral.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
Right.
Speaker 8 (18:50):
He walked it from the store to their spot, and
when he didn't want to walk the extra fifteen feet,
he said, okay, screw you, next person who wants to
use this area way.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Sorry, in his defense, we need to defend where credit
is due. How could he push the cart all the
way back when his crocs aren't even in sport.
Speaker 8 (19:07):
R.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I was gonna say, I know he's a loser because
he doesn't have many gibs on his cross. Yeah, not
to shame. I mean, I love Walmart as much as
the next person, but this man looks like he belongs
to Walmart. And you would think somebody with a handicapped
person would be more considerate of other handicap next person spot.
Speaker 8 (19:22):
In all cases, I have taken so many cars back
from like old Grandpa's with canes and loaded so many
bottles of water for old women in these spots. In
this case, again, I see this thirty something year old
guy walking just fine with the car. So I flagged
the cart the car down and he doesn't get out,
but his mom does and has words for me.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
We we we, I saw where the car goes.
Speaker 8 (19:44):
Your son left, Your car actually blocks right.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
I am in a handicap spot, not him.
Speaker 8 (19:48):
Though your son is like able bodied.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
Is that he is a handicap kid and if he
don't like it, he can't push that over there? No,
he can't.
Speaker 8 (19:58):
Hood he push it out here? Then if he truly could,
if he was disabled, to push that card. But I
would have given him a pass. But I don't believe
you because I saw him walk it. Now you're throwing
it towards this nice lady.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
You can kill her, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
She's so big and strong. Why can't she know? She
sounds fine? Also, maybe she was just saying that her
son is an our word. That's not nice.
Speaker 8 (20:17):
They those folks of that nature are certainly able to
put cards back. Now you heard a couple of things there.
She's immediately and I hate to say this, but a
terrible mom. And she's got one of those like munch
housing by proxy sort of situations.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Where like almost pride in the fact that her son
can't do so right when in fact I saw him
do stuff. It's almost sure.
Speaker 8 (20:38):
And as you also heard right there, towards the end,
she walks out, walks towards me, like, walks me down
like our first guy was doing, grabs the cart and
then shoves it at me.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
So she's pretty able.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
Again.
Speaker 8 (20:48):
I wouldn't have asked her to put the card back
in any case, but she just proved that she not
only her son could do it, she could do it.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Oh well, then forget him, how about you do it?
Touts Yeah, yeah, girl, put those to you. And another
thing that Carton arts reveals so many things about psychology
and behavior and such, but it also reveals something about
how we absolutely abuse handicap records and the nine one system.
In this thank you story for another day.
Speaker 8 (21:13):
Oh yeah, well no, it's sorry for right now because
she's the one Number one brings up with her. I'm
gonna call a nine on one and then does it herself.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Okay, well no.
Speaker 8 (21:21):
That's the point of me, is that I'm the place
between the cops and morality, and hopefully I can help
you find morality groups.
Speaker 7 (21:27):
Place wrong time loop on your own business.
Speaker 6 (21:31):
That was not a good comeback, man, not at all.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
The cops.
Speaker 8 (21:35):
You're gonna say, hey, cops, I'm wasting your time because
this guy asked my son to put the card back
where it belongs.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
And they'll say, please stop calling us a crazy old lady.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Yeah, damn, no offense, No offense. Uh, it looks to
be that your son's a few steps short of health.
Speaker 8 (21:51):
It's funny obvious. I was literally in a lot the
other day and this woman I was watching her. She
took the cart back to like the farthest of cart
return away from her, and she's walking back toward me
and I kind of pointed her, you could have gone
right here two spots over.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
And she said, well, you know what, I could use
the steps. She walked super far and put it back.
But when I pointed out, you know whatever she was
it did you guys hook up? So almost so.
Speaker 8 (22:13):
Unfortunately, this lady was blocking the driveway because she gotten
out of her car to yell at me, call the cops.
And she had a big line of people behind her
and at that point usually disengage.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Yeah, well at this uh, at this point, I gotta
think that we are zero for two in this random.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Well Agent Cameron, Agent Sebastian. They gave it their best shot.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Again, it's more about a teaching tool than anything. All right, Well,
there you go, ladies and John and there are some
cart nor another reminder car what you're gonna do, what
you're gonna do?
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Who don't touch.
Speaker 6 (22:56):
Sir, don't touch other peoples property with your cart.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
I'm gonna you up, sir.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
I don't think so.
Speaker 7 (23:01):
Are you walking away?
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Going to the woodieshow dot com funds are open eight
seven to seven forty four. Warning sent us a text
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tell us who you are and then where around. So okay,
you're listening to the Woody Show all ninety eight seven today,
so would you or not talking about your pets doesn't
have to be you know, it's not necessarily This wasn't
(23:42):
a dog question.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
They were just talking to pet owners.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
So I mean it could be everything from you know,
dogs and kiddies to what boards got where the guinea pig.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
The gins gains? What'd you say? What's what's life expectancy
on a guinea pick? Again? I forget you've told me
it depends anywhere between like four and ten years war a.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Huge Well, if they're out in the wild, you know,
oh yeah, if they're domesticated, like you know, someone's well
they're in the wild right right board.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
No, they're all domesticated. They all are, yea like them
are all domesticated over the years. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
I was gonna say, because that that wide swing in
the life expected I would think of like, okay, well
you're out kind of on.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Your own forging.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
It's pretty much just because of predators bred over the
years for all sorts of things and for domestication and
lab testing.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Wild and Honduras or something like that. Yeah, maybe more
like cappie bars, which are big guineas.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Okay, so people were asked, would you trade years off
of your own life to extend the life of your pet?
And I'm gonna say, because I just want to think
a guess. I think Greg would, Menace would not, Sammy would,
Bort would All right, you don't.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Have any pets. No, I'm going to say, you do
have that bow constructor at home? Getting choked by.
Speaker 7 (25:11):
This is.
Speaker 8 (25:13):
Me.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I'm going to say I will not. I will not
take years off my life. But I was just talking
about that new pill that's coming out called Loyal that
you can get for your dog to extend their life
or prolong their life and extend their life. Like what
you're doing. You give them pills and they're supposed to
like supplement. Yeah, they're supposed to live longer. It works,
(25:35):
and apparently it does. They've been working on forever. And
I said I would spare no expense to get those
I would get those pills too, for sure. This is
this is Greg. I would not. I'm really I'm obsessed
with extending my life. I love my dog and I
would jump in front of a train for her. I
was just gonna say you're the same person. Like, so
that would end your life, That would take all the
years off your jump in front of the train and
(25:57):
like a superhero and get her out of the way.
I would not. I would not give up my own
life to extend her life. I wouldn't sell her for
fifty million dollars. But I also wouldn't die just to
make her live a few years. You're zero all the way.
You're not going to kill her. You're not gonna make
her live longer. I mean I would make her live longer.
One for two Yeah, okay, well, Hi, this is Sammy.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
I would not.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
No, I would not give up years of my life
for my I love my dog like Greg, love my
daughter very much and would do anything for her, but
not I mean take years off my own life.
Speaker 8 (26:31):
Really Okay, I don't have a pet right now, and
I would if if if it's like, okay, you can
only live to eighty and not ninety, and like, I
don't want the bad ones at the end anyway.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Who says they're going to be the end years? Who's
why wouldn't be like fifty eight?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
You might do that.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
I'm an oh, hi support here, Hi boort, hands down.
I would give up years off my life for them,
And I would give up years right now to get some.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Pets back if I could really.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Okay, so me, I say that, but yeah, if you
could get some guineas and some dogs about being right
on my guests, But I'd give a decade up right now.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Decade mnybe a week?
Speaker 7 (27:09):
All right?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Eight seven seven forty four? What he texts us over
to two to nine eighty seven? Would you give up
years off your own life to extend the life of
your pet? It is up two to nine eight seven.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
This is non dude. I'm friggin starving. Yeah, so I'm
doing a blood test today for the physical that I did.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yeah, And so they send you off to like one
of those quest places and they gotta do you know
the blood drop? Yeah, it's a fasting one, which when
I used to go the before I switched the doctors.
When I would go to the other one, they say, oh,
just tell us if you haven't fasted. I guess they
make the adjustments from there, right, won't That was way better? No,
they did my cluster, Oh wow, but that was way
(27:55):
better than Yes.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
This sucks. This schedule is the worst for fasting because
Normally people would just sleep through the whole process, take
up and go to the doctor exactly. But here you're
awake for hours and hours.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
My alarm went off at one fifteen this morning, and
I look at the clock now and I go, damn
so much.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
It's like time to go close enough but not close enough.
You have like a full extra day of fasting. But
you're not a coffee drinker. But if you do fasting
for a blood test, can you have coffee? Yeah? Black coffee?
Oh I thought you couldn't. I guess it's heart is
water and black coffee. Because I wonder if all my
blood tests my entire life have been wrong because I
(28:34):
always do coffee. You're always on the brink of a
heart attack.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Your heart rates kind of ele of it is thereah,
although it's built a tolerance to wil cups of coffee though.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah, dude, my appoints at ten forty. And you're not
a big eater. You're not an eater when you're here,
But knowing you can't, that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Yeah, it's like, uh, you know, if you've ever told
like stay completely still, that's when all of a sudden
you'll have itches. Yeah, Like yeah, like you can't because
all of a sudden, you have that thing you just
want to scratch on your face or your leg or
something like that.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
When you're told you.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Can't eat, starving, nothing know anything, You're like, all you
can notice is how hungry you are. But if this
is any other morning, would never even notice.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Or if you're sick, you're lying around watching TV, just relaxing.
It sucks because you can't go out right and when
you can, you just want to be on your couch
watching TV relax. You don't even get your SODI pop sometimes.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Yeah, like when you when you want to be in
a relationship, you know, everything's dry, I can't meet anybody,
doesn't seem to find anybody. And then when you're in
the relationship, all you do is dream about being single.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
You know all that?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Yeah, we're talking about Greg's always jealous of people's hair.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
And then there was a conversation going on between Sammy
and and Uh and Gina the other day, like nobody's
happy with the hair they've got.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yeah, I want curly hair. Gina has I literally just
straightened my hair? Yeah chemically, Yeah, nobody wants what a guy?
Speaker 6 (29:57):
Now?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
I know, I mean life in general. Fine, but hairt
here you.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Go five o four nurse here, fasting means nothing but water.
That's exactly and that's exactly what I'm drinking.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I'm drinking this. Well then all my blood tests. Yeah,
I've been told wrong. The whole life in black coffee
and water. And thanks to that bottled water taste test
that samycause she said she could tell and shet it
and she hated it. She hasted it. That's when I
realized that I really do like this essential water. It
is good. This I was it ioned ionized alkaline water.
(30:31):
That is good. It does taste better, it does love
smart water. Yeah, like just drinking plain water soaks one
of the things that tastes like carrots.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Yeah, you're diet coke smells like socks, she says, although
it's her favorite.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Favorite beverage, despite the fact that the bottle smells like
so incorrect.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
Do you have to that part of it?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Eight seven sent us a text over to two two
nine eight seven.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, the Woody Show will be right back.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
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