May 8, 2025 • 35 mins
Mother's Day Coming Soon, What's Something You Hate Doing With Your Kids?, News Headlines & More!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Morgan, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Oh my god, I was born for this moment right here.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Y'all don't know this. I'm sudden, I'm hallucinating heavy brethday.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
Let's oh woody, woody, woody.
Speaker 5 (00:14):
Sure, And it's another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. It's a pre Friday, it's a Thursday morning. Yeah,
it's May eighth, twenty twenty five. What's good with you?
Everything excused to be pretty good with us? Oh yeah,
I think looking around the room, I see Greg Gory.
I would men, it seems to be in a pretty
good mood today, Gina Gress. They're sea bass. We got
(00:36):
Sammy morning. Phones are open. Morgan's taking to calls at
eight seven seven forty four. Hard to bring it down
on a Thursday.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, let's see it.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
We're we're in the They always say like you passed.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
The breaking point, right yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Yeah. If you make it through today, you're you're good.
Just got to get through tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
That's easy. Friday. Everybody's in a great mood, all right, if.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
You want to call in great text in two two
nine eighty seven, coming up. You know, Mother's Day on Sunday.
We got some Mother's Day stuff including a topic for
the parents, and i'd be thinking about what you want
to contribute.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Parents.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
The question is what's something that you're a parent, And
you're a good parent, so you'll do it.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
But what's something you hate doing with your kids?
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Oh? Yeah, you know, stupid little games. Let's play hide
and seek?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
No, always, they love hide and seek?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Yeah, all right, go hide and I'll come find you.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
I used to do that with my sister.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Go hi, Yeah, go hid, I'll come find you.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Yeah, playing GTA thank you?
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Watching this movie here? Yeah, So be thinking about that.
You could text over to to nine eighty seven or
call in when we get to the topic to tow
nine eight seven is the text? Eight seven seven forty four?
What is the phone number?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Dude? I got a I got a red neck.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
News that I wasn't I wasn't even planning on doing
the red neck News today, but I think it's it's
too big to ignore. Okakay, everybody is talking about it,
and so we're gonna We're gonna do the red Neck
and then we'll get into that that parent discussion. Okay,
what's something you hate doing with your kids? I mean,
where else do you be like reading books like is
(02:08):
this the same stupid good Night Moon?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
I know, good Night Room. If I had kids, my
answer would be almost everything, because you know how we're
addicted to home shows. Yeah, yeah, so you watch love
It or Listed, for example, and then they do the
reveal and the house is so perfect. The parents are
touring it and looking at it and loving it. It's
just magazine perfect. And then they open the front door
(02:31):
and the kids run in, jump on the couch, flip
around all the barstools, and everything's such little slot right, yeah,
they would mess up everything.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Someone for rewatching Frozen all day every day for two years,
stuck on movies, right yeah, yeah, all right, so yeah
that topics coming up, your feedback on that, But that
redneck news conditions just a ht cube in front of
the box flan. That is some gol dang red nicknas
(03:06):
and against the story everyone is talking about.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Greg.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
We would be remiss. We would be very remiss if
we didn't include. This is from Akron, Ohio. Fifty five
year old chick in the news. Victoria Vadal is her name,
and the cops they pulled her over and it turned
out that she not only was driving on a suspended license,
but she also had an outstanding warrant.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
But none of that matters because that's not why she
made the news.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
It's news and people are talking about it because in
the car with her menace was Chewy raccoon, my dream,
and she got busted for drugs because the raccoon pulled
out her meth pipe and tried to smoke it right
in front of the officer.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Way hold on, yeah, I have a picture tooth pipe.
It might be Chewy's.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
It was all caught on the officer's body can as
he was arresting Victoria. He looks back into the car
and sees Chewi sitting on the driver's seat holding the
meth pipe up to its mouth. Here's a picture from
the body cam. He's taking a fat.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Hit like this is not his first problems.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Yeah, here's some audio from the bodycam footage.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
That's what he's playing with a right now, there's no.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
There's no.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Alright, alright, enough fun in games.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
That raccoon's living its best light.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
It might be Chewie's pipe, though a search of the
car turned up three different meth pipes. Some myth and
a small amount of crack was also on there, and
chew he's fine. By the way, please see the check
to see if Victoria had the proper permits to legally
own a raccoon. But there it is as from Akron, Ohio,
fifty five year old Victoria Vidal who got pulled over
(05:03):
by the cops and busted for drugs thanks to her
meth smoking pet raccoon. And that is today's raid, Nick Nice.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
That raccoon deserves a better mommy. I know, right.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Right in a car. He's medicated.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
We'll give him a home, yes, all right, So we're
gonna take the break and then we'll come back. We
got some of that Mother's day stuff. Also for the
parents to question, what's something you hate doing with your kids?
That is next hang up as working in the radio,
in the street, working in the past thirty years.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
This is our every day. The people industry are.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Getting cut left and right, left and left and.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Left, and they've never gone.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
You know what we should really add.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Position, I wonder if today's the last day the Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
So Mom's Day Sunday, don't forget.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Don't forget mom that your mom is like a real bitch,
you know, yeah, yeah, you know it's I got a
great mom my.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Mom's awesome and so sweet, so night pole are opposite
of me really in so many ways. But I've never understood, like, man,
how do people like hate their.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Mom so much?
Speaker 5 (06:22):
You know, like these people are like, oh IMF sucks
well a lot. I haven't talked to her in decades
or whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
The case may be.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
And I'm like, huh. And then you hear some of
the stories, You're like, I mean, there are some there
are some bad bombs out there, so f them, but
the good ones. If you've got a good one, you know,
maybe you acknowledge your mom. On Sunday. Now, when all
the numbers were crunched, all the factors taken into consideration,
May is the worst month when it comes to parenting.
(06:49):
Thirty five percent said the end of the school year
is harder on them than the back to the school
season is, and that's partly thanks to all of the
summer planning that has to be done, Like what are
we gonna do with these kids when they're out of school?
And this is all the crunch time for that, and
a lot of camps fill up quick and we entertain like, right,
I got work, I got places to be and I
can't just be hanging around stuff like sports and summer camp,
(07:09):
summer vacations if you're playing one of those. So the
average parents starts feeling the end of summer stress twenty
eight days before the school year ends, so most parents
are already in it, are about to be and it
doesn't get any easier for June or July because summer,
you know, that's a great time for kids. Again, not
for parents. The third of parents pulled, so they probably
won't have a single stress free day this summer.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
But also with.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
The end of May or at the end of the
school year, it's always like, remember, let's do the final
push for the candy drive, or this is Spirit week,
and like, why.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
At this point I completely tune out of all that
stuff you got me the beginning of the year when
you had your initial like maybe did a fundraiser or
something in the beginning of the year where hey, go
to Costco and we need some supplies for the classroom
and people go and they buy, Okay, fine, you got me.
Now it's like boo, I got senior writ a I
am tuned out. Catch you in the fall.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
As a kid, my summer's ruled because my cousins and
I would live at my grandmother's house and she would
just like cook us food consul. Yeah, just go ride
bikes and then go on vacations with her and stuff.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
As a kid, summers are awesome and they felt like
an eternity. I know it was great, but it does
suck for parents, you know, and when your kids are
small like my kids now sixteen thirteen.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Now doing their own thing.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Yeah, but they're still involved in activities and doing stuff,
you know. But this is for parents out there, and
again this is our topic today, and it is always
nice to know that you're not alone. I'm reading the
text going like, oh man, I remember those days. Yeah,
only forty percent of parents with kids under thirteen save
at reading to or with their kids is fun. The
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rest they're faking enthusiasm, dying a little inside with every page.
The big book right now, I guess is Lama Lama,
Red Pajama. Oh yeah, that's that's a that's a big
book right now. Our friends from the Cruise radio show,
you'll see it on the internet. It's all over the place.
But for I think for the Jeff g.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
And Yeah, guys, I think they've been doing it for
almost ten years now.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
With that book.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
But they'll get rappers to do. Oh that's funny to
read that book. I think I have seen something like, yeah,
it's all that's the internet.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
It's huge. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
But some stats back in twenty twelve, sixty four percent
of toddlers were being read to on the regular. Now
and that numbers guys dropped to just forty one percent.
Oh no, Now that said, kids who read or who
are read to daily are three times more likely to
want to read on their own.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I get it.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
I support you want to read on your own? Yeah,
for it got involved.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
You are young.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
They can't read them stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
But that's part sammy, because when my kid was little
and he couldn't read, you just make stuff. Yes, we
would just look at the picture and then there was
a tree and then and.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Like they they have no idea what it is that.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Yeah, I would and I would read because you know,
my wife would be sitting there a scrolling or whatever
I was reading to one of the kids, and I'd
start doing a story for her entertainment.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
That's what we did.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
And then there's this big fat bear. And the big
fat bear came home and go, yo, what are you
doing to my house? I'm calling the cops on you.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Yep, I'm just that's the pope, post said Goldielock.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
It turned out that Mommy Bear was not the real mommy.
Have you ever skipped forward in a book because you.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Just want oh yeah, oh yeah, one last story and
then we're going to bed. Okay, oh yeah. Pro tip
that was a big thing that worked with my kids.
Whenever it was like again for whatever it is, or
one more and you're like, all right, fine, one more time, okay,
how many times you fought?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
How many times?
Speaker 5 (10:46):
One more?
Speaker 4 (10:48):
And then that was it and you go, what I say?
Speaker 5 (10:50):
You even said one more okay, And then they usually
let it go oh wow, because they acknowledged that it
was one more time.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Pro tip that's a really good one.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
So questions for the parents here, what's something you secretly
hate doing with their kids? And again, I know you're
a good parent and you'll do it. I I've done
plenty of stuff. Smile on your face and the thing
that I see and I saw it come over on
the text. And I don't get asked to do these things,
but my wife certainly does. My daughter gets into the
TikTok dances and the TikTok things, and so she's like,
(11:22):
got my wife doing the coordinated Like you know what,
why I ask ask, I'm sure my daughter's obsessed with Gina.
By the way, Queena, he love obsessed. I think she
likes Gina more than she likes us. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
How do you feel about the one completely underwriting your
daughter's life and doing everything for her and I get
all the credit. It's like, you're my mommy now.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
It's you know what it's like when you had that
really cool aunt or uncle. Yeah, you know, I think
you're just like a cool auntwer, that's my girl kind
of thing. Yeah, and then you also encourage it by
telling your crap like that, like you're my girl.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
She is my girl.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Let me tell Gina all the time. I'm like, dude,
feel free to like just tell her to go away.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
No, I would never.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Because she gets a little much because she's so very.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Physically Yeah, oh yeah, that makes it sound really weird,
rib like we have to be like physically.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
She wants to stand next to sit next to gen,
she wants to hold her hands, want to little my shadow.
All right, So Hide and Seek made the list A
lot of people on the text with that, especially when
the kid hides in the same place every single time.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Where could you possibly be under the table?
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Playing pretend sucks? God, Like, Oh, your kid's a dragon
fairy astronaut for the four hundredth time today, I'm scared, dude.
Watching kids TV shows now, that is not as bad
as something. I would rather do that than playing pretend
or hide and seek or reading books. Basically because you
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don't have to be on there's nothing you need to do.
It's just the repetitiveness of the stuff that they're watching
because it's the same show or even the same exact movie,
the same exact episode of Sophia the first that you're
watching a billion times.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I've a question though, has a lot of these shows
gotten hip and put like underlying jokes for the parents?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yeah, some of them, well it was always good at that.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Some of them.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
But then some of them have really leaned into the
science of kids television and so it's very deliberate with
certain sounds, tones, colors, a certain amount of movement.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Yes, Coca melon I think is the big offender.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Yea.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
There are too many quick cuts, too loud, too much stimuli.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
And so it's like tripping in how some people get
triggered into seizures with strobes, and yeah, there are some
parents who are getting basically panic attacks induced by.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Yeah. The thing with the kids is.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
You know how we're addicted to our phones and there's
lots of quick cuts and colors.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
That's what it's. It's just making them zombies. They're just colors.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Did they initially say that was SpongeBob, Like SpongeBob was
like a big offender of like how even the the
way they spoke in the show.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Yeah, I can see that, but I'll say Bluey is brilliant.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
I would watch that on my own.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
It's so good.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Yes, great, it's slow, it's quiet, the stories are nice.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
You know, I didn't mind Peppa Pig because Pig but
my daughter was in. But the voices were really kind
of mellows Australian. Hello, mummy pig, Hello Pepa, Yeah, Hello Papa,
Hello Papa. I'm gonna go take a look on the
mummy pig skirt. I'm gonna Carol hotail.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Apparently that show even started kids speaking with slight British
accents years like hello morning. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Yeah, so watching kids TV shows, okay, yeah, if you
prince says man if you've never wanted to throw bluey
off of a cliff, you're not living.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Yeah, that kind of.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Art, arts and crafts, that's a chick thing.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Especially if they want you to hang it on the wall.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
They all want it on the wall.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Eat the mess, that's the thing, because it's a mess
and it's all over the place. Oh and if you
whoever figured out that you could make slime at home, yeah, yeah,
big one, I would manage outside. Next thing, you know,
like uh, you know how there's people who are in
the huffing will take you to like an office Max
to get you a bunch of compressed air, like your
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kids are trying to get you to go to Target
with them or whatever, and buy a bunch of Elmer's
and then mix.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
It with was it like cornstar?
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Is it with a laundry detergent or fabric soft and
one of the two, I forget which one it is.
It's a mess.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
And then then once it's done, some in there and
once it's done, it ends up in place on or
in places and you're like, you got to keep this
at the table.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
And and for the little boys, at least little boy
in my life anyway, Greg you'd be so pissed everything.
Let's make a volcano with like baking powder and laundry
urgent activity everywhere.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
I mean, you're getting glitter glue off the dog. I
mean Greg would make his children live in a tent
in the backyard into Mother's Day. Honesty time, what's something
you secretly hate doing with your kids? This person says,
board games. Yeah, shoots and ladders is where joy goes
to die. The only one I remember Kevin having some
kind of fun because I hadn't played it since I
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was a kid, and my kids were into it for
like a hot second was Candy.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Land that sometimes you know what's awesome about board games,
they're missing the point board games have a definitive ending.
The thing that ruined my life was when the kid
would make up his own rules to a game that
he made up and it wouldn't end the way to
keep changing. That was the worst part for me, was
just I don't know what it's going to.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Be allowed him to like do that.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
I would tap out eventually because my okay, last time,
big finish, that was my that's my warning. Like when
he's putting on a show, Big Finish, here's the big
finish because I can't. I can't just be let around
on this leash for two hours.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
See, somebody says, going to the playground. I was always
fine with that. Number one.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
They're outside, they're burning themselves out.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
But don't you have to play with them?
Speaker 4 (17:18):
No?
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Oh no, because they sit on the that's too fat
for swings. I'm too fat for you know, climbing up
on these things. I'm not supposed to be up there.
I'm two hundred and sixty pounds. But did it ever
worry you?
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Because if I had a kid at the playground, I
would think he's going to fall and break his around.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
The fine, they're probably in sand.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Right exactly. Really, yeah, man's interest me. I'm fine with that.
Kids parties getting some uh some shout out, dude, you
know twenty just like hyped up sugar loaded toddlers screaming
at a bounce castle.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Place or somebody always ends up crying.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Yeah, and you know you got the moms and the
people hanging around spiking their lacroix.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Oh yeah, let's just be hanging out.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
I have a quick question going back to the playground,
real quick.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Now, the stuff on the ground, the wood chips. Would
you call them tambark like I did tan bark. No,
it was mulch.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Sometimes or wood chips or like what I see now now,
a lot are like uh, I think they're like shredded
old tires around something.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
But when I was a kid, we called the tambark.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Never heard that hometown. We called it tambar. Tambark.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
I've never even heard that.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Tan bark. It was tan bark, really never heard just
Greg and I.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Yeah, never heard hyper local reference.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
And a lot of times, at least when we were kids,
the playgrounds had sand underneath them, and then they stopped
doing that because literally the neighborhood cats and stuff could
come around and crap in it. Yeah, they would use
it as a litter box. And there was a sandbox
I remember at our elementary school, you know, playground, and
we'd get in there and every once in a while,
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like some kid ew because there was they all of
a sudden, they're digging in the sand, they're holding up turd.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Yeah, yeah, we either had sand or tambark. And then
on on days where it might rain, did you wait
for the official person to walk in and ride on
the chalkboard for lunchtime? It was eat in play out
or eat in play and you were waiting about eating?
Was that ever? Eat out playout? That's cool. Waited with
baited breath to go outside or you sit.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
There and watch a film you've seen a thousand times.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Did you have brunch and lunch? Brunch? Yeah, we had
that rating.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
I had never heard of until my kids.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Yeah we have high school. Yeah runch.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Wait, that's where Holds grew up in California.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
That's what it was called. Yeah, late morning minute break.
When I was in junior high that time. Here, it
was called nutrition.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
Yeah, nutricia.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Yes, it was all processed crap.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Sorry.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
I was to school in Pittsburgh and New Jersey. It
was like lunch lunch or and that was it. And
the lunch was it was ILO's pizza and a chocolate
milk or can of corn. Whatever you brought in that
you would trade with your friends because the stuff that
your mom packed you sucked this little fruit cocktail.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Cans that had the little moll tap thing on the top.
There was that.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
And then if you forgot your lunch and you didn't
have any lunch money on you, you can get a
like a basically like an IOU kind of ticket that
from the front office. They got you one of those
terrible peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, which was like four
inches of peanut butter and the world's finniest layer of jelly. Yeah,
it was very dry peanut butter. Like it's like like
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the kind of stuff that would just kind of crumble
apart as opposed to be creamy.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Yeah, right, exactly.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
If we had twenty minute brunch and then thirty five
minutes run was twenty minutes. Mine was like it might
have been fifteen fifteen, but yeah, it was just called
brunh They didn't serve the most.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
I've never heard of this.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Yeah, it was just it sounds soft, right, please brunch.
It sounds like like you went like like some kind
of like a fancy exactly. It sounds fancy a right, kids,
time for brunch.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Time for high tea, like okay milk.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Yeah, I'm sure. At the meeting, the teacher said, I
don't know, this sounds soft. Sure they cared fruity to
the USC headquarters. Sorry, I didn't go to school in jail.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Brun Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
You want to have your brunch before polo practice, kids,
and then don't forget about etiquette class today.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
My school was actually in Spain, was mainly in the place.
Now when you sip your tea, keep those pinkies down. Now,
you see what you're describing is what I wish I had.
That's my dream.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Remind the elbows on the table.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
I remind you.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
To all students who drive to school each day, please
be sure to tip the valet.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Wow. Yeah, they're working class people like us. You're seeing
into my fantasy world run.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Brunch.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
My school was painted also hand me down painted Sam
Quent legit. It was pain paint from Vango Studios.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
From legit, you have no business calling it. And then also,
and we'll get some of the feedback here that people
are setting in things that if you're a parent, what's
something you secretly hate doing for your kids? Answering a
million why questions?
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Oh why? Why?
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Why? Just because I said so?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
It's just a way to get you to change your mind,
that's why. Yeah, that's why.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Why Because you're a kid, I'm the parent. But why
just can show the parent? Why does that mean that
whatever you say.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Goes because I said so?
Speaker 4 (22:53):
But why that's not an answer? Why?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
It's answer?
Speaker 5 (22:57):
That's the way it is in life seven seven forty four.
What We're gonna take a break? Yeah, Tan bark new
to a lot of people I'm seeing, and then really, yeah,
never heard of it.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
I think maybe it was a regional thing. Yeah, I
think it is because I'm looking it up.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
It seems like it came from a certain type of
trade that might have just been in our area.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Maybe.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Really, it's like you know how some people say soda,
other people say pop. Yeah, maybe maybe one of those things.
We're gonna take a break and then we'll get some
more of your feedback on this for Mother's Day weekend. Again,
for the parents, what is something that you'll do because
you are a good parent, you do love your kids,
but you secretly hate doing with your kids. Hit us
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We're trying to keep it to a Mother's Day themes.
So we got another request here coming up in a second,
(24:03):
and also some more of your feedback on our current topic.
You are good parents, so you'll do it. But what's
something you secretly hate doing with your kid?
Speaker 4 (24:12):
This one surprises me, somebody said, cuddling. Yeah, yeah, that
surprises me. That's what every part wants. No, because some
people are just not touchy feeling it.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Also like your kid just always wants to be on
top of you and you just need like five minutes
of space.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
Yeah, it's like you excuse me, I'm a bottom.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Thank you, I'm.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
All right.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
And then we got the passes for the private party
with justice that we'll give it away every hour seven
am to seven pm. Here on all ninety eight to
seven Mother's Day gifts, we've talked about the thing that
mom wants the most, which is to just chill, sleep in,
be left alone, no responsibilities of shuttling people around.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Things like that.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
Now, this is the definitive list of the worst Mother's
Day gifts, and so a lot of last minute people
will just get desperate and st are pulling at anything.
But these are the things you definitely want to stay
away from. According to the moms, at least they don't
appreciate it. They may end up using it and maybe secretly,
but they don't want it as a gift. Weight loss products,
(25:12):
lost products. Now, I'm sure Greg would have something else
to say about this, But the moms also don't want
any kind of cleaning supply that or cleaning device apparatus,
appliance whatever for.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Any future gift giving holiday that you might consider me
for a gift basket full of wind decks, magic erasers,
lyesild bleach anything. I would love that. I love that.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
How to cookbooks any kind of cookbook.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Really, they don't want that too. Could you figure like, oh, well,
mom makes dinner all the time.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
She might like this cookbook and she's looking for easy
ideas and always asking for suggestions. So you might think like, oh,
it's cool, but she's doing it because she has to. Yeah,
I have out leftover holiday. Can you maybe you had
some holiday candy left over from Easter? Or a box
of chocolates from something good is still good gas station flowers? Now,
(26:09):
Greg always talks about like getting something like the Trader
Joe's Orange Chicken and quote making it restaurants.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Taking you can up up anything. Yeah, you don't have
the price tax stell on it.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Gas station, Yeah, take that stupid plastic. They have a
clear cellfane wrap. That's it's got the barcode sticker on
and everything else very better. The very least you could
do is get the free paper, like the daily news,
that paper that's like at the a mp ms and stuff.
And yeah, what what is that fifty cents.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Dollars you got from? Yeah, like Vocal Artisans, Yeah, freshly cut.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Right, go to the dollar store and get a vase.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
Number seven homemade coupon books, free.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Hug Yeah what high five? Those are good for kids?
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Yeah, like good for a good massan, good for one
free massan the table after dinner. Yeah right, good for you.
That's what you should be doing, you wearing your key
on the daily. And then number eight gift cards to
stores that you like. But what they do want besides
the rest and everything, homemade gifts, like handmade gifts other
than that coupon, but special experiences like oh Mom, I'm
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gonna take you to this place or that thing, handwritten
letters or cards that's my mom really wants. And then
it's a day off from responsibilities. By the way, coupon
or coupon. What do you say coupon? You can get
a coupon, coupon.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
I grew up saying coupon, coupon. Yeah, and syrup, not syrup.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
My wife says syrupy Midwest. I say syrup, syrup and coupon.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
I have a coupon for more syrup.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Say culinary or culinary culinary. That's even difficult to say.
It's okay.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
So we were asking parents. We love your kids and everything,
but like, what's something you hate doing with your kids?
Nine five one never did it. It's because I refuse
to do it. But travel sports, Oh yeah, not happening.
Son played for four years bye bye weekends. Yeah see that, No,
thank you, no thing. And I have another buddy, his
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son plays travel hockey and he's like, oh.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
No, it's fun. You hang out with the other parents
Like that sounds like the least appealing part. People that
you don't really want to be friends with.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
Yeah, school was when you had people that you were
forced to be friends with because you were all forced
to be in the same place at the same time.
I don't as an adult, I don't have forced company anymore.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
No, extra curricular company other than like you know, other
people at work.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
But it doesn't mean it's automatically bad. A good time
every weekend is done. It's the worst. It's so expensive.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
Yeah, but they stay at the hotels and everything. But
that's why all the parents just get drunk. They have
a hotel that night, they hang out.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
A yeah, very early on, you guys are going to
have an awesome life and you're going to do some
really cool stuff at the expense of never playing travel sports.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
You don't.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
You don't have those parents. Yeah, you just don't.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
I'm with you.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
You lucked out.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
You got parents that can afford vacations and really cool stuff,
but you didn't get parents that will sign you up
for travel sports. Happening this one then, Greg get alluded
that I hate cuddling or showing any affection, but I
feel forced to do it with my tothers because they
didn't ask to be here.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
You are forced to do it. Yes, well, you can't
say no.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Come on, my aunt Rita. She's very non affectionate, you
know what I mean. Like she's just one of those
people like no hugs, no whatever. So she never had
kids obviously, but like if she had kids. I could
see somebody who had that same personality be like, yeah,
or our friend Tony and his wife. His wife Beth,
She's not super touchy, feeling cuddly like.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Kind of person.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
You think that as a parent, that would be the
dream seven two four. I secretly hate dance recitals. How
about any kind of recitals? Kid plays recitals?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Scratchy violin recital or.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
Dance Yeah, thank god my kid got out of dance.
It's all day. Every parent thinks their kid is the
main character, and the drama surrounding it is agonizing yet terrible.
Throwing birthday parties is the worst. I'm so over it.
I love my kids, but having to coordinate all that
is exhausting is hard eight five eighty six says my
(30:18):
daughter loves going on walks, but I hate walking, and
I hate being outside and in horrible seasonal allergies is
the trifecta of my least favorite thing.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
You usould be so lucky that your kid wants to
go out walking.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
When my daughter was younger, she loved Gabba Gabba and
we would have the CD listen to in the car
for her, and it was just complete torture. Stephen from Phoenix.
I hate the Minecraft movie song, Steve's Lava Chicken song,
just playing an over and over.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
And over in the car.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
I've never even heard it, and I hate it. Six
six one Food and clothes shopping, I agree.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
I like, oh well, the clothes shopping.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
It makes no sense. You know, I have a nephew now,
and I just don't understand the sizes. It's like women's
sizes when it comes to oh, size three jeans or
you know, double zero whatever. The kids sizes makes no sense.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
I think that makes way more sense than the other
one because you have like three T five t Yeah,
three is a three year old todd tea toddler? Five toddler?
Speaker 4 (31:22):
Or why is youth? Yeah? So it's by eight. Oh
so it's like this is good for a five year old,
This is good for a three year old. What what's
the cutoff for toddler? I thought toddler was like, yeah,
two when you get out of the teas.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Yeah, I think I think that's five. But also they
skip nine, so nine year old boys are screwed.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
Oh yeah, then they have to go to like the
pants smalls, we are child small like six eight to ten, twelve,
like you.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
Always buy something slightly bigger.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yeah, he am like an old school I think I
bought a nephew a jacket that he is going to
be able to wear when he's seven.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
Yeah, probably, that's cool.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
Six mom, I look forward to watching Frosty the Snowman
every night at bedtime since Christmas. That would be sammy
as a kid doing with my kids. Making them brush
their teeth. Oh yeah, that kind of stuff, the whole
get ready for bed bath.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
That sucks.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
Homework sucks. My daughter the TikTok. We always talked about it, dude,
it's the worst.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
It's funny though, because our teacher, what my kid's teacher
finally said, had to send an email out saying, do
not help your kids with their math homework.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
We do not teach it the way we all learned it.
This is common. Don't know what we're doing.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
Yeah, you know what suck as a parent, I think
is wiping their snotty nose. Yeah, you don't do that
very long, they think, get that relatively quickly, you guys.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
They don't know how to blow.
Speaker 5 (32:41):
You really sold it this morning on parent This is
over the air birth control, you guys. But Happy Mother's
Day to all the to the moms out there, I mean,
and parents, just parents in general. Man, we feel like
I like when I hear stuff from mother because you're
not you're not alone. Yeah, totally sounds exhausting. I don't
want to hang out with you at a travel game,
but it you know, I'll hear your text.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
We're gonna take a quick break more what he shows next,
Hang up a little effort. I think we can up
our ability. Be right back fast before I forget, and
then we can move on for the Mother's Day thing.
Gina already got a Mother's Day gift?
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Oh yeah, how cool is this? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:19):
So we've been watching The Mandalorian because their husband kid
really Ina star Wars and stuff. But you know, baby
Yoda grow like he's a sensation for a reason, the
cutest thing you've ever seen in your life.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
It's ridiculous. My early my early stepmother's day present. They
got me like a little grogu little baby Yoda's adorable.
I kind of get what kids sleep with stuffed animals.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
But greg for a grown ass woman, what cool gift?
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Right? Yeah? How neat? That's what went well.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
I was like, here's the thing I don't like at all.
But when I take a nap or something and I
have somewhere to put my arm, I'm like, it's called
a pillow.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
No, look, grow good, it's called an adult pillow. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
Is this something that is something that belonged to your
step son already? They bought me a growth and they
spent money. They spent new money, real us.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Yeah, but they spent they spent new money on that.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Yeah, and that's what he wanted to get me.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
Look, look Greg directly. You can't lie to Greg, right,
look directly in the eye.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
She can't do.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
I wish I was gonna They went out to the
mall and spent hard cash.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
Baby Yoda, Greg in the eye and tell him how
much you like to get and you love it?
Speaker 3 (34:37):
I love it?
Speaker 4 (34:42):
Is that even in your universe, like this is what
they get. They know you so well.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
It's cutey, so dumb.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Does it move her ound and talk and stuff?
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Thank god?
Speaker 4 (34:55):
No, the gift with them. I'm glad you like it, alright,
So very nice
Morgan, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Oh my god, I was born for this moment right here.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Y'all don't know this. I'm sudden, I'm hallucinating heavy brethday.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
Let's oh woody, woody, woody.
Speaker 5 (00:14):
Sure, And it's another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. It's a pre Friday, it's a Thursday morning. Yeah,
it's May eighth, twenty twenty five. What's good with you?
Everything excused to be pretty good with us? Oh yeah,
I think looking around the room, I see Greg Gory.
I would men, it seems to be in a pretty
good mood today, Gina Gress. They're sea bass. We got
(00:36):
Sammy morning. Phones are open. Morgan's taking to calls at
eight seven seven forty four. Hard to bring it down
on a Thursday.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, let's see it.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
We're we're in the They always say like you passed.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
The breaking point, right yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Yeah. If you make it through today, you're you're good.
Just got to get through tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
That's easy. Friday. Everybody's in a great mood, all right, if.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
You want to call in great text in two two
nine eighty seven, coming up. You know, Mother's Day on Sunday.
We got some Mother's Day stuff including a topic for
the parents, and i'd be thinking about what you want
to contribute.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Parents.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
The question is what's something that you're a parent, And
you're a good parent, so you'll do it.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
But what's something you hate doing with your kids?
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Oh? Yeah, you know, stupid little games. Let's play hide
and seek?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
No, always, they love hide and seek?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Yeah, all right, go hide and I'll come find you.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
I used to do that with my sister.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Go hi, Yeah, go hid, I'll come find you.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Yeah, playing GTA thank you?
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Watching this movie here? Yeah, So be thinking about that.
You could text over to to nine eighty seven or
call in when we get to the topic to tow
nine eight seven is the text? Eight seven seven forty four?
What is the phone number?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Dude? I got a I got a red neck.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
News that I wasn't I wasn't even planning on doing
the red neck News today, but I think it's it's
too big to ignore. Okakay, everybody is talking about it,
and so we're gonna We're gonna do the red Neck
and then we'll get into that that parent discussion. Okay,
what's something you hate doing with your kids? I mean,
where else do you be like reading books like is
(02:08):
this the same stupid good Night Moon?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
I know, good Night Room. If I had kids, my
answer would be almost everything, because you know how we're
addicted to home shows. Yeah, yeah, so you watch love
It or Listed, for example, and then they do the
reveal and the house is so perfect. The parents are
touring it and looking at it and loving it. It's
just magazine perfect. And then they open the front door
(02:31):
and the kids run in, jump on the couch, flip
around all the barstools, and everything's such little slot right, yeah,
they would mess up everything.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Someone for rewatching Frozen all day every day for two years,
stuck on movies, right yeah, yeah, all right, so yeah
that topics coming up, your feedback on that, But that
redneck news conditions just a ht cube in front of
the box flan. That is some gol dang red nicknas
(03:06):
and against the story everyone is talking about.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Greg.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
We would be remiss. We would be very remiss if
we didn't include. This is from Akron, Ohio. Fifty five
year old chick in the news. Victoria Vadal is her name,
and the cops they pulled her over and it turned
out that she not only was driving on a suspended license,
but she also had an outstanding warrant.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
But none of that matters because that's not why she
made the news.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
It's news and people are talking about it because in
the car with her menace was Chewy raccoon, my dream,
and she got busted for drugs because the raccoon pulled
out her meth pipe and tried to smoke it right
in front of the officer.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Way hold on, yeah, I have a picture tooth pipe.
It might be Chewy's.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
It was all caught on the officer's body can as
he was arresting Victoria. He looks back into the car
and sees Chewi sitting on the driver's seat holding the
meth pipe up to its mouth. Here's a picture from
the body cam. He's taking a fat.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Hit like this is not his first problems.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Yeah, here's some audio from the bodycam footage.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
That's what he's playing with a right now, there's no.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
There's no.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Alright, alright, enough fun in games.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
That raccoon's living its best light.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
It might be Chewie's pipe, though a search of the
car turned up three different meth pipes. Some myth and
a small amount of crack was also on there, and
chew he's fine. By the way, please see the check
to see if Victoria had the proper permits to legally
own a raccoon. But there it is as from Akron, Ohio,
fifty five year old Victoria Vidal who got pulled over
(05:03):
by the cops and busted for drugs thanks to her
meth smoking pet raccoon. And that is today's raid, Nick Nice.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
That raccoon deserves a better mommy. I know, right.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Right in a car. He's medicated.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
We'll give him a home, yes, all right, So we're
gonna take the break and then we'll come back. We
got some of that Mother's day stuff. Also for the
parents to question, what's something you hate doing with your kids?
That is next hang up as working in the radio,
in the street, working in the past thirty years.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
This is our every day. The people industry are.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Getting cut left and right, left and left and.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Left, and they've never gone.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
You know what we should really add.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Position, I wonder if today's the last day the Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
So Mom's Day Sunday, don't forget.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Don't forget mom that your mom is like a real bitch,
you know, yeah, yeah, you know it's I got a
great mom my.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Mom's awesome and so sweet, so night pole are opposite
of me really in so many ways. But I've never understood, like, man,
how do people like hate their.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Mom so much?
Speaker 5 (06:22):
You know, like these people are like, oh IMF sucks
well a lot. I haven't talked to her in decades
or whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
The case may be.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
And I'm like, huh. And then you hear some of
the stories, You're like, I mean, there are some there
are some bad bombs out there, so f them, but
the good ones. If you've got a good one, you know,
maybe you acknowledge your mom. On Sunday. Now, when all
the numbers were crunched, all the factors taken into consideration,
May is the worst month when it comes to parenting.
(06:49):
Thirty five percent said the end of the school year
is harder on them than the back to the school
season is, and that's partly thanks to all of the
summer planning that has to be done, Like what are
we gonna do with these kids when they're out of school?
And this is all the crunch time for that, and
a lot of camps fill up quick and we entertain like, right,
I got work, I got places to be and I
can't just be hanging around stuff like sports and summer camp,
(07:09):
summer vacations if you're playing one of those. So the
average parents starts feeling the end of summer stress twenty
eight days before the school year ends, so most parents
are already in it, are about to be and it
doesn't get any easier for June or July because summer,
you know, that's a great time for kids. Again, not
for parents. The third of parents pulled, so they probably
won't have a single stress free day this summer.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
But also with.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
The end of May or at the end of the
school year, it's always like, remember, let's do the final
push for the candy drive, or this is Spirit week,
and like, why.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
At this point I completely tune out of all that
stuff you got me the beginning of the year when
you had your initial like maybe did a fundraiser or
something in the beginning of the year where hey, go
to Costco and we need some supplies for the classroom
and people go and they buy, Okay, fine, you got me.
Now it's like boo, I got senior writ a I
am tuned out. Catch you in the fall.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
As a kid, my summer's ruled because my cousins and
I would live at my grandmother's house and she would
just like cook us food consul. Yeah, just go ride
bikes and then go on vacations with her and stuff.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
As a kid, summers are awesome and they felt like
an eternity. I know it was great, but it does
suck for parents, you know, and when your kids are
small like my kids now sixteen thirteen.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Now doing their own thing.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Yeah, but they're still involved in activities and doing stuff,
you know. But this is for parents out there, and
again this is our topic today, and it is always
nice to know that you're not alone. I'm reading the
text going like, oh man, I remember those days. Yeah,
only forty percent of parents with kids under thirteen save
at reading to or with their kids is fun. The
(08:47):
rest they're faking enthusiasm, dying a little inside with every page.
The big book right now, I guess is Lama Lama,
Red Pajama. Oh yeah, that's that's a that's a big
book right now. Our friends from the Cruise radio show,
you'll see it on the internet. It's all over the place.
But for I think for the Jeff g.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
And Yeah, guys, I think they've been doing it for
almost ten years now.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
With that book.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
But they'll get rappers to do. Oh that's funny to
read that book. I think I have seen something like, yeah,
it's all that's the internet.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
It's huge. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
But some stats back in twenty twelve, sixty four percent
of toddlers were being read to on the regular. Now
and that numbers guys dropped to just forty one percent.
Oh no, Now that said, kids who read or who
are read to daily are three times more likely to
want to read on their own.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I get it.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
I support you want to read on your own? Yeah,
for it got involved.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
You are young.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
They can't read them stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
But that's part sammy, because when my kid was little
and he couldn't read, you just make stuff. Yes, we
would just look at the picture and then there was
a tree and then and.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Like they they have no idea what it is that.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Yeah, I would and I would read because you know,
my wife would be sitting there a scrolling or whatever
I was reading to one of the kids, and I'd
start doing a story for her entertainment.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
That's what we did.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
And then there's this big fat bear. And the big
fat bear came home and go, yo, what are you
doing to my house? I'm calling the cops on you.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Yep, I'm just that's the pope, post said Goldielock.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
It turned out that Mommy Bear was not the real mommy.
Have you ever skipped forward in a book because you.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Just want oh yeah, oh yeah, one last story and
then we're going to bed. Okay, oh yeah. Pro tip
that was a big thing that worked with my kids.
Whenever it was like again for whatever it is, or
one more and you're like, all right, fine, one more time, okay,
how many times you fought?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
How many times?
Speaker 5 (10:46):
One more?
Speaker 4 (10:48):
And then that was it and you go, what I say?
Speaker 5 (10:50):
You even said one more okay, And then they usually
let it go oh wow, because they acknowledged that it
was one more time.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Pro tip that's a really good one.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
So questions for the parents here, what's something you secretly
hate doing with their kids? And again, I know you're
a good parent and you'll do it. I I've done
plenty of stuff. Smile on your face and the thing
that I see and I saw it come over on
the text. And I don't get asked to do these things,
but my wife certainly does. My daughter gets into the
TikTok dances and the TikTok things, and so she's like,
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got my wife doing the coordinated Like you know what,
why I ask ask, I'm sure my daughter's obsessed with Gina.
By the way, Queena, he love obsessed. I think she
likes Gina more than she likes us. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
How do you feel about the one completely underwriting your
daughter's life and doing everything for her and I get
all the credit. It's like, you're my mommy now.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
It's you know what it's like when you had that
really cool aunt or uncle. Yeah, you know, I think
you're just like a cool auntwer, that's my girl kind
of thing. Yeah, and then you also encourage it by
telling your crap like that, like you're my girl.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
She is my girl.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Let me tell Gina all the time. I'm like, dude,
feel free to like just tell her to go away.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
No, I would never.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Because she gets a little much because she's so very.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Physically Yeah, oh yeah, that makes it sound really weird,
rib like we have to be like physically.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
She wants to stand next to sit next to gen,
she wants to hold her hands, want to little my shadow.
All right, So Hide and Seek made the list A
lot of people on the text with that, especially when
the kid hides in the same place every single time.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Where could you possibly be under the table?
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Playing pretend sucks? God, Like, Oh, your kid's a dragon
fairy astronaut for the four hundredth time today, I'm scared, dude.
Watching kids TV shows now, that is not as bad
as something. I would rather do that than playing pretend
or hide and seek or reading books. Basically because you
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don't have to be on there's nothing you need to do.
It's just the repetitiveness of the stuff that they're watching
because it's the same show or even the same exact movie,
the same exact episode of Sophia the first that you're
watching a billion times.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I've a question though, has a lot of these shows
gotten hip and put like underlying jokes for the parents?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yeah, some of them, well it was always good at that.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Some of them.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
But then some of them have really leaned into the
science of kids television and so it's very deliberate with
certain sounds, tones, colors, a certain amount of movement.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Yes, Coca melon I think is the big offender.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Yea.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
There are too many quick cuts, too loud, too much stimuli.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
And so it's like tripping in how some people get
triggered into seizures with strobes, and yeah, there are some
parents who are getting basically panic attacks induced by.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Yeah. The thing with the kids is.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
You know how we're addicted to our phones and there's
lots of quick cuts and colors.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
That's what it's. It's just making them zombies. They're just colors.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Did they initially say that was SpongeBob, Like SpongeBob was
like a big offender of like how even the the
way they spoke in the show.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Yeah, I can see that, but I'll say Bluey is brilliant.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
I would watch that on my own.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
It's so good.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Yes, great, it's slow, it's quiet, the stories are nice.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
You know, I didn't mind Peppa Pig because Pig but
my daughter was in. But the voices were really kind
of mellows Australian. Hello, mummy pig, Hello Pepa, Yeah, Hello Papa,
Hello Papa. I'm gonna go take a look on the
mummy pig skirt. I'm gonna Carol hotail.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Apparently that show even started kids speaking with slight British
accents years like hello morning. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Yeah, so watching kids TV shows, okay, yeah, if you
prince says man if you've never wanted to throw bluey
off of a cliff, you're not living.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Yeah, that kind of.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Art, arts and crafts, that's a chick thing.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Especially if they want you to hang it on the wall.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
They all want it on the wall.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Eat the mess, that's the thing, because it's a mess
and it's all over the place. Oh and if you
whoever figured out that you could make slime at home, yeah, yeah,
big one, I would manage outside. Next thing, you know,
like uh, you know how there's people who are in
the huffing will take you to like an office Max
to get you a bunch of compressed air, like your
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kids are trying to get you to go to Target
with them or whatever, and buy a bunch of Elmer's
and then mix.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
It with was it like cornstar?
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Is it with a laundry detergent or fabric soft and
one of the two, I forget which one it is.
It's a mess.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
And then then once it's done, some in there and
once it's done, it ends up in place on or
in places and you're like, you got to keep this
at the table.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
And and for the little boys, at least little boy
in my life anyway, Greg you'd be so pissed everything.
Let's make a volcano with like baking powder and laundry
urgent activity everywhere.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
I mean, you're getting glitter glue off the dog. I
mean Greg would make his children live in a tent
in the backyard into Mother's Day. Honesty time, what's something
you secretly hate doing with your kids? This person says,
board games. Yeah, shoots and ladders is where joy goes
to die. The only one I remember Kevin having some
kind of fun because I hadn't played it since I
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was a kid, and my kids were into it for
like a hot second was Candy.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Land that sometimes you know what's awesome about board games,
they're missing the point board games have a definitive ending.
The thing that ruined my life was when the kid
would make up his own rules to a game that
he made up and it wouldn't end the way to
keep changing. That was the worst part for me, was
just I don't know what it's going to.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Be allowed him to like do that.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
I would tap out eventually because my okay, last time,
big finish, that was my that's my warning. Like when
he's putting on a show, Big Finish, here's the big
finish because I can't. I can't just be let around
on this leash for two hours.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
See, somebody says, going to the playground. I was always
fine with that. Number one.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
They're outside, they're burning themselves out.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
But don't you have to play with them?
Speaker 4 (17:18):
No?
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Oh no, because they sit on the that's too fat
for swings. I'm too fat for you know, climbing up
on these things. I'm not supposed to be up there.
I'm two hundred and sixty pounds. But did it ever
worry you?
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Because if I had a kid at the playground, I
would think he's going to fall and break his around.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
The fine, they're probably in sand.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Right exactly. Really, yeah, man's interest me. I'm fine with that.
Kids parties getting some uh some shout out, dude, you
know twenty just like hyped up sugar loaded toddlers screaming
at a bounce castle.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Place or somebody always ends up crying.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Yeah, and you know you got the moms and the
people hanging around spiking their lacroix.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Oh yeah, let's just be hanging out.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
I have a quick question going back to the playground,
real quick.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Now, the stuff on the ground, the wood chips. Would
you call them tambark like I did tan bark. No,
it was mulch.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Sometimes or wood chips or like what I see now now,
a lot are like uh, I think they're like shredded
old tires around something.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
But when I was a kid, we called the tambark.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Never heard that hometown. We called it tambar. Tambark.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
I've never even heard that.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Tan bark. It was tan bark, really never heard just
Greg and I.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Yeah, never heard hyper local reference.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
And a lot of times, at least when we were kids,
the playgrounds had sand underneath them, and then they stopped
doing that because literally the neighborhood cats and stuff could
come around and crap in it. Yeah, they would use
it as a litter box. And there was a sandbox
I remember at our elementary school, you know, playground, and
we'd get in there and every once in a while,
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like some kid ew because there was they all of
a sudden, they're digging in the sand, they're holding up turd.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Yeah, yeah, we either had sand or tambark. And then
on on days where it might rain, did you wait
for the official person to walk in and ride on
the chalkboard for lunchtime? It was eat in play out
or eat in play and you were waiting about eating?
Was that ever? Eat out playout? That's cool. Waited with
baited breath to go outside or you sit.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
There and watch a film you've seen a thousand times.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Did you have brunch and lunch? Brunch? Yeah, we had
that rating.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
I had never heard of until my kids.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Yeah we have high school. Yeah runch.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Wait, that's where Holds grew up in California.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
That's what it was called. Yeah, late morning minute break.
When I was in junior high that time. Here, it
was called nutrition.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
Yeah, nutricia.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Yes, it was all processed crap.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Sorry.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
I was to school in Pittsburgh and New Jersey. It
was like lunch lunch or and that was it. And
the lunch was it was ILO's pizza and a chocolate
milk or can of corn. Whatever you brought in that
you would trade with your friends because the stuff that
your mom packed you sucked this little fruit cocktail.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Cans that had the little moll tap thing on the top.
There was that.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
And then if you forgot your lunch and you didn't
have any lunch money on you, you can get a
like a basically like an IOU kind of ticket that
from the front office. They got you one of those
terrible peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, which was like four
inches of peanut butter and the world's finniest layer of jelly. Yeah,
it was very dry peanut butter. Like it's like like
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the kind of stuff that would just kind of crumble
apart as opposed to be creamy.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Yeah, right, exactly.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
If we had twenty minute brunch and then thirty five
minutes run was twenty minutes. Mine was like it might
have been fifteen fifteen, but yeah, it was just called
brunh They didn't serve the most.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
I've never heard of this.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Yeah, it was just it sounds soft, right, please brunch.
It sounds like like you went like like some kind
of like a fancy exactly. It sounds fancy a right, kids,
time for brunch.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Time for high tea, like okay milk.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Yeah, I'm sure. At the meeting, the teacher said, I
don't know, this sounds soft. Sure they cared fruity to
the USC headquarters. Sorry, I didn't go to school in jail.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Brun Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
You want to have your brunch before polo practice, kids,
and then don't forget about etiquette class today.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
My school was actually in Spain, was mainly in the place.
Now when you sip your tea, keep those pinkies down. Now,
you see what you're describing is what I wish I had.
That's my dream.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Remind the elbows on the table.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
I remind you.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
To all students who drive to school each day, please
be sure to tip the valet.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Wow. Yeah, they're working class people like us. You're seeing
into my fantasy world run.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Brunch.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
My school was painted also hand me down painted Sam
Quent legit. It was pain paint from Vango Studios.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
From legit, you have no business calling it. And then also,
and we'll get some of the feedback here that people
are setting in things that if you're a parent, what's
something you secretly hate doing for your kids? Answering a
million why questions?
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Oh why? Why?
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Why? Just because I said so?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
It's just a way to get you to change your mind,
that's why. Yeah, that's why.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Why Because you're a kid, I'm the parent. But why
just can show the parent? Why does that mean that
whatever you say.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Goes because I said so?
Speaker 4 (22:53):
But why that's not an answer? Why?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
It's answer?
Speaker 5 (22:57):
That's the way it is in life seven seven forty four.
What We're gonna take a break? Yeah, Tan bark new
to a lot of people I'm seeing, and then really, yeah,
never heard of it.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
I think maybe it was a regional thing. Yeah, I
think it is because I'm looking it up.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
It seems like it came from a certain type of
trade that might have just been in our area.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Maybe.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Really, it's like you know how some people say soda,
other people say pop. Yeah, maybe maybe one of those things.
We're gonna take a break and then we'll get some
more of your feedback on this for Mother's Day weekend. Again,
for the parents, what is something that you'll do because
you are a good parent, you do love your kids,
but you secretly hate doing with your kids. Hit us
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We're trying to keep it to a Mother's Day themes.
So we got another request here coming up in a second,
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and also some more of your feedback on our current topic.
You are good parents, so you'll do it. But what's
something you secretly hate doing with your kid?
Speaker 4 (24:12):
This one surprises me, somebody said, cuddling. Yeah, yeah, that
surprises me. That's what every part wants. No, because some
people are just not touchy feeling it.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Also like your kid just always wants to be on
top of you and you just need like five minutes
of space.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
Yeah, it's like you excuse me, I'm a bottom.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Thank you, I'm.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
All right.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
And then we got the passes for the private party
with justice that we'll give it away every hour seven
am to seven pm. Here on all ninety eight to
seven Mother's Day gifts, we've talked about the thing that
mom wants the most, which is to just chill, sleep in,
be left alone, no responsibilities of shuttling people around.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Things like that.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
Now, this is the definitive list of the worst Mother's
Day gifts, and so a lot of last minute people
will just get desperate and st are pulling at anything.
But these are the things you definitely want to stay
away from. According to the moms, at least they don't
appreciate it. They may end up using it and maybe secretly,
but they don't want it as a gift. Weight loss products,
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lost products. Now, I'm sure Greg would have something else
to say about this, But the moms also don't want
any kind of cleaning supply that or cleaning device apparatus,
appliance whatever for.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Any future gift giving holiday that you might consider me
for a gift basket full of wind decks, magic erasers,
lyesild bleach anything. I would love that. I love that.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
How to cookbooks any kind of cookbook.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Really, they don't want that too. Could you figure like, oh, well,
mom makes dinner all the time.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
She might like this cookbook and she's looking for easy
ideas and always asking for suggestions. So you might think like, oh,
it's cool, but she's doing it because she has to. Yeah,
I have out leftover holiday. Can you maybe you had
some holiday candy left over from Easter? Or a box
of chocolates from something good is still good gas station flowers? Now,
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Greg always talks about like getting something like the Trader
Joe's Orange Chicken and quote making it restaurants.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Taking you can up up anything. Yeah, you don't have
the price tax stell on it.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Gas station, Yeah, take that stupid plastic. They have a
clear cellfane wrap. That's it's got the barcode sticker on
and everything else very better. The very least you could
do is get the free paper, like the daily news,
that paper that's like at the a mp ms and stuff.
And yeah, what what is that fifty cents.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Dollars you got from? Yeah, like Vocal Artisans, Yeah, freshly cut.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Right, go to the dollar store and get a vase.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
Number seven homemade coupon books, free.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Hug Yeah what high five? Those are good for kids?
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Yeah, like good for a good massan, good for one
free massan the table after dinner. Yeah right, good for you.
That's what you should be doing, you wearing your key
on the daily. And then number eight gift cards to
stores that you like. But what they do want besides
the rest and everything, homemade gifts, like handmade gifts other
than that coupon, but special experiences like oh Mom, I'm
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gonna take you to this place or that thing, handwritten
letters or cards that's my mom really wants. And then
it's a day off from responsibilities. By the way, coupon
or coupon. What do you say coupon? You can get
a coupon, coupon.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
I grew up saying coupon, coupon. Yeah, and syrup, not syrup.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
My wife says syrupy Midwest. I say syrup, syrup and coupon.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
I have a coupon for more syrup.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Say culinary or culinary culinary. That's even difficult to say.
It's okay.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
So we were asking parents. We love your kids and everything,
but like, what's something you hate doing with your kids?
Nine five one never did it. It's because I refuse
to do it. But travel sports, Oh yeah, not happening.
Son played for four years bye bye weekends. Yeah see that, No,
thank you, no thing. And I have another buddy, his
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son plays travel hockey and he's like, oh.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
No, it's fun. You hang out with the other parents
Like that sounds like the least appealing part. People that
you don't really want to be friends with.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
Yeah, school was when you had people that you were
forced to be friends with because you were all forced
to be in the same place at the same time.
I don't as an adult, I don't have forced company anymore.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
No, extra curricular company other than like you know, other
people at work.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
But it doesn't mean it's automatically bad. A good time
every weekend is done. It's the worst. It's so expensive.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
Yeah, but they stay at the hotels and everything. But
that's why all the parents just get drunk. They have
a hotel that night, they hang out.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
A yeah, very early on, you guys are going to
have an awesome life and you're going to do some
really cool stuff at the expense of never playing travel sports.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
You don't.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
You don't have those parents. Yeah, you just don't.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
I'm with you.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
You lucked out.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
You got parents that can afford vacations and really cool stuff,
but you didn't get parents that will sign you up
for travel sports. Happening this one then, Greg get alluded
that I hate cuddling or showing any affection, but I
feel forced to do it with my tothers because they
didn't ask to be here.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
You are forced to do it. Yes, well, you can't
say no.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Come on, my aunt Rita. She's very non affectionate, you
know what I mean. Like she's just one of those
people like no hugs, no whatever. So she never had
kids obviously, but like if she had kids. I could
see somebody who had that same personality be like, yeah,
or our friend Tony and his wife. His wife Beth,
She's not super touchy, feeling cuddly like.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Kind of person.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
You think that as a parent, that would be the
dream seven two four. I secretly hate dance recitals. How
about any kind of recitals? Kid plays recitals?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Scratchy violin recital or.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
Dance Yeah, thank god my kid got out of dance.
It's all day. Every parent thinks their kid is the
main character, and the drama surrounding it is agonizing yet terrible.
Throwing birthday parties is the worst. I'm so over it.
I love my kids, but having to coordinate all that
is exhausting is hard eight five eighty six says my
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daughter loves going on walks, but I hate walking, and
I hate being outside and in horrible seasonal allergies is
the trifecta of my least favorite thing.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
You usould be so lucky that your kid wants to
go out walking.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
When my daughter was younger, she loved Gabba Gabba and
we would have the CD listen to in the car
for her, and it was just complete torture. Stephen from Phoenix.
I hate the Minecraft movie song, Steve's Lava Chicken song,
just playing an over and over.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
And over in the car.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
I've never even heard it, and I hate it. Six
six one Food and clothes shopping, I agree.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
I like, oh well, the clothes shopping.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
It makes no sense. You know, I have a nephew now,
and I just don't understand the sizes. It's like women's
sizes when it comes to oh, size three jeans or
you know, double zero whatever. The kids sizes makes no sense.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
I think that makes way more sense than the other
one because you have like three T five t Yeah,
three is a three year old todd tea toddler? Five toddler?
Speaker 4 (31:22):
Or why is youth? Yeah? So it's by eight. Oh
so it's like this is good for a five year old,
This is good for a three year old. What what's
the cutoff for toddler? I thought toddler was like, yeah,
two when you get out of the teas.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Yeah, I think I think that's five. But also they
skip nine, so nine year old boys are screwed.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
Oh yeah, then they have to go to like the
pants smalls, we are child small like six eight to ten, twelve,
like you.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
Always buy something slightly bigger.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yeah, he am like an old school I think I
bought a nephew a jacket that he is going to
be able to wear when he's seven.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
Yeah, probably, that's cool.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
Six mom, I look forward to watching Frosty the Snowman
every night at bedtime since Christmas. That would be sammy
as a kid doing with my kids. Making them brush
their teeth. Oh yeah, that kind of stuff, the whole
get ready for bed bath.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
That sucks.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
Homework sucks. My daughter the TikTok. We always talked about it, dude,
it's the worst.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
It's funny though, because our teacher, what my kid's teacher
finally said, had to send an email out saying, do
not help your kids with their math homework.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
We do not teach it the way we all learned it.
This is common. Don't know what we're doing.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
Yeah, you know what suck as a parent, I think
is wiping their snotty nose. Yeah, you don't do that
very long, they think, get that relatively quickly, you guys.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
They don't know how to blow.
Speaker 5 (32:41):
You really sold it this morning on parent This is
over the air birth control, you guys. But Happy Mother's
Day to all the to the moms out there, I mean,
and parents, just parents in general. Man, we feel like
I like when I hear stuff from mother because you're
not you're not alone. Yeah, totally sounds exhausting. I don't
want to hang out with you at a travel game,
but it you know, I'll hear your text.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
We're gonna take a quick break more what he shows next,
Hang up a little effort. I think we can up
our ability. Be right back fast before I forget, and
then we can move on for the Mother's Day thing.
Gina already got a Mother's Day gift?
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Oh yeah, how cool is this? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:19):
So we've been watching The Mandalorian because their husband kid
really Ina star Wars and stuff. But you know, baby
Yoda grow like he's a sensation for a reason, the
cutest thing you've ever seen in your life.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
It's ridiculous. My early my early stepmother's day present. They
got me like a little grogu little baby Yoda's adorable.
I kind of get what kids sleep with stuffed animals.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
But greg for a grown ass woman, what cool gift?
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Right? Yeah? How neat? That's what went well.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
I was like, here's the thing I don't like at all.
But when I take a nap or something and I
have somewhere to put my arm, I'm like, it's called
a pillow.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
No, look, grow good, it's called an adult pillow. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
Is this something that is something that belonged to your
step son already? They bought me a growth and they
spent money. They spent new money, real us.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Yeah, but they spent they spent new money on that.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Yeah, and that's what he wanted to get me.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
Look, look Greg directly. You can't lie to Greg, right,
look directly in the eye.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
She can't do.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
I wish I was gonna They went out to the
mall and spent hard cash.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
Baby Yoda, Greg in the eye and tell him how
much you like to get and you love it?
Speaker 3 (34:37):
I love it?
Speaker 4 (34:42):
Is that even in your universe, like this is what
they get. They know you so well.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
It's cutey, so dumb.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Does it move her ound and talk and stuff?
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Thank god?
Speaker 4 (34:55):
No, the gift with them. I'm glad you like it, alright,
So very nice
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