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Nice.
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Yeah, we are leaving on our Disney cruise this coming Monday,
Memorial Day, and then we'll be doing the show from
the cruise ship Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday of next week
and telling you all about it. I mean, I love cruises.
I've been on a few of these Disney cruises. In fact,
on this boat. I've taken a cruise on this ship.
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I've never been to Alaska, so I can tell you
obviously a lot about the boat itself. Menace has been
on a bunch of different Disney cruises.
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Yes, you know, from.
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Food and different things you can do activity, I know,
like Gina's bringing her step son.
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Yes, there are kids clubs for different age grooves.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Nobody could. Nobody takes care of the kids stuff better
than the Disney cruises. And the kids love it so
much you bring them off to these clubs, these you know,
kids clubs. They don't like it when you pick them up.
They have fun and you have a way to communicate,
so when they're ready to get picked up, they can
buzz you and then yeah, and you go and pick
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, so they can let you know that
they're ready to go, and then you know, in the
meantime it's just adult time.
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And there's a ton of adults only areas. Yes of
the sps happy, yeah, yeah.
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And that's the one thing I've been really wanting to
check out because I've been and spent a little bit
of time. But every other time we've been on a
Disney cruise, we've had the kids. This time, my wife's
gone on this one with us, but no kids because
they had their final week of school and finals and
everything else. So it sucks for them, you know, completely.
I gotta tell you, we're pretty psyched. But we're doing
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that way when your cruise comes around, or if you're
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Good morning, Gina, Good morning.
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What are the trending news headlines?
Speaker 11 (06:23):
Yes, well, a fourth inmate from that wild New Orleans
jail escape has been hot.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
But six out of how many?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Six more yeah, six still.
Speaker 11 (06:32):
On the loose. Okay, good, Yeah, they're including guys facing
murder charges, so that's cool. Cops now say defective locks,
understaffing and possibly inside Holp made that jail break possible.
The sheriff's getting hammered with calls to resigned, but she
says she's not going anywhere. Meanwhile, over two hundred officers
around the hunt. There's up to twenty grand and reward
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money for each fugitive still out there.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
You have these traps for him. Put you know, big
boxes up there with the stick propping it up, the
charge charger or challenger underneath, say free charger.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
You'll get every scumbag.
Speaker 11 (07:07):
Great idea within a.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Twenty mile radio and just set him up places throughout town.
You'll get him.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
My question is, when you're on the run like that,
is it stressful or is it fun?
Speaker 11 (07:15):
Oh well, how psychotic you are?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I think that's free time.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (07:21):
Well, we've got an update on that car bombing outside
the fertility clinic in Palm Springs, California. It turns out
that twenty five year old loser who was responsible for
it had a seriously messed up history. When he was nine,
he set his own house on fire, just like what Yeah,
his death house on fire.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Every boy played with fire, just not burning down the house.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
But I mean, poor the woods. But that was an accident.
We didn't set the woods on fire on purpose.
Speaker 11 (07:50):
Mega kids love fire, they do well. His dad says
he was super impressionable and blames part of it on
the rough divorce he and the mom had. He used
to be in the military, leaved in some dark pro
mortalist stuff. We talked about that. Cops are calling it terrorism.
Still trying to figure out how he built this bomb. Oh,
and turns out he'd been posting bomb videos and radioactive
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science experiments online for years.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I saw some of the videos.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Okay, and you get just a glimpse of this loser.
And how is this guy not on the list? He
looks nuts, yes, I mean guess, skinny white guy with
crazy long hair total like crazy short hair, okay, short,
crazy eyes.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Like emo, like playing playing dress up.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
And well he's from a super tweaker area. Nothing's going on,
so he's probably just on the internet all day. True
in this one.
Speaker 11 (08:41):
Well, speaking of that sea bass, you'll like this. Coming
from a chemical engineering background, he had a YouTube channel
that's been taken down showing homemade explosives and uranium. Yeah,
you like a ge Geiger exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
That's good.
Speaker 11 (08:55):
Yeah, but right before the bombing, he posted on a
suicide message board about a failed attempt using drugs and
a homemade device.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
So bye bye. It really sucks with the plans rid
of this person. This is somebody we needed.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
When I was old enough to stay home alone as
my mom would leave for the store or wherever. As
the car is pulling out of the driveway, I was
going for the mattress, so fascinated.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
The magnifying glass thing we did, Yeah, dude, that was
a big fun And just to clarify for the people
who are listening, we didn't set out to torch the woods.
We were we were taking like just little things in
e or like a plastic bag, just to just to see,
you know, just experimenting and messing around. And next thing,
you know, because where we were in the woods doing this,
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it was where the trunk had split to two, right,
like you know, there was one trunk going on all
from the same at the base they joined together, but
the one side had like fallen over and died years ago,
and so it kind of left this like bowled out,
you know, uh inside. Yeah, so we're yeah, I could
see like a steel drum, you know what I mean.
They were like, oh, this is as good a place
(10:03):
as any just to burn stuff. Right next thing, you know,
the friggin flame goes up the trunk of the healthy
a live tree, and uh yeah, the fire got a
couple of neighborhoods and cats. They were very they were
on very quickly. But yeah, we're like freaked out.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
Oh yeah, but that was when Smokey the Bear was
very big.
Speaker 11 (10:25):
Yeah, don't you listen to Smoky McGruff the crime stopping
down when he.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Went when he went on collecting charity money for himself
to use on like comic books and candy.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
That was not an accident, so okay of choice was
pine needles.
Speaker 11 (10:40):
Oh that was your kindling.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Yes, that was my ki.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
I love using napkins.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
And then the older you got. You used hair spray
to spray on the Oh yeah, because you could do
like a homemade We did that in the bathroom. We
did do that in the back.
Speaker 11 (10:52):
Yeah, with the lights off so we could really see it.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
All right.
Speaker 11 (10:56):
Well, Diddy's ex casts Eventua, testified for four straight days
about her abusive relationship with him and how it went
on for over a decade. She says he controlled her
money and regularly beat her, forced himself on her.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
It isn't the same testimony every day. I feel like
every time she's been on, No.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
She's done. She's done now. Her mom testifies today, and
they had assistance and stuff.
Speaker 11 (11:17):
No, but every day was something different. She read some
pretty disturbing texts about mouthstores. She also got a ten
million dollar payout tied to a hotel attack. In twenty sixteen.
Don Richard from Danity Kane and What He Don't Act Like?
You don't remember Danny Kane. That was the making the
band group that Diddy produced all the girls.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (11:35):
He also took the stand saying that she literally watched
Ditty punch Cassie in the stomach at a restaurant while
Usher and Neo just sat there. Then Diddy allegedly told
her he'd kill her if she ever told anybody. Another
woman said he hit her with a wooden hangar, tried
to break into her place with a hammer, then gave
her thirty grand to shut up about it. Even Ditty's
old assistant said the vibe around him was of total
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fear and control.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
They saw him try to hit her with a frying pan. Cassie,
he like he took a swing at her and then
just like threw it at her.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
And the so what what about Diddy? Do you love
so much?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Then?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
This is what I don't get, Like, you know all
this stuff, you say these things, but yeah, you're the
defender of Diddy. Oh I am I mean?
Speaker 11 (12:15):
Interesting?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
So weird?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Well.
Speaker 11 (12:17):
President Biden's aggressive cancer diagnosis has surprised a lot of
medical experts. There are a lot of questions about how
this could have gone on for so long without anyone noticing,
given the level of medical attention presidents get. Also, prostate
cancer is usually detected through routine blood tests, which some
someone Biden's age should have been getting all the time.
Some doctors even think the cancer might have been going
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on for years and they knew about it, they just
didn't make it public. But Biden's team says the cancer
is hormone sensitive, which means it's treatable, and he's working
with doctors now to figure out the best treatment plan.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah. I find it hard to believe that they not
that they need to make it public. Is there a
rule that they would have to make a public if
you're the president, that's usually what the public figure. Yeah,
because I'm thinking, like, there's no way if it's this advanced,
like it's gotten into the bones right, that they didn't
have some kind of idea about it. Maybe it's one
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of those Greg loves that when you go to the doctor,
will keep an eye on, keep eye, like we know
something there and all of a sudden, maybe it's like
my uh burn it stuff in the wood, whoosh, you know,
sudden you know, but man.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
It does it does suck.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
I mean, America has a long history of hiding stuff
when it comes to the president. Yeah, the president's health.
I mean, we've propped up presidents in photos.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, But like when I say, I mean, obviously cancer sucks.
But what I'm saying what sucks is that I have
that fear of what you don't know, you know, and
so like the stuff that kind of catches you off
guard where it's like, well you don't have any history
of this, this or this, and all of a sudden,
shit is like someone who's never smoked, somebody who's never
lung cancer.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Like that's that's what sucks. That's that's scary.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
We say, Yeah, we say all this of maybe they
should have known or they had heads up. But I
did have a neighbor he got diagnosed him within three
weeks done.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
See what That's what I'm talking about?
Speaker 6 (14:05):
Like that crazy.
Speaker 11 (14:06):
Well, after a two hour call with Russia's Vladimir Putin,
President Trump says peace talks between Russia and Ukraine are
kicking off immediately. The new Pope, by the way, Pope
Leo has even offered to host the talks at the Vatican.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I saw, is he going to have any kind of
finger food? We should ask the Pope? See what?
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Yeah, and what favorite Chicago rappers is he going to bring?
Speaker 10 (14:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Have a Chicago and deep Chicago deep.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
And maybe those are us to beef sandwich, like.
Speaker 11 (14:37):
A sausage in peppers, maybe post yes, and maybe like
a Chicago style of hot dog, the pickle and a tomato. Now,
keep in mind Putin totally ghosted a May fifteenth meeting
with Lensky. Lensky is already cooled, already cool with that
thirty day ceasefire. But Putin wants to talk terms first,
so we'll see it when we believe it, right, Yeah, yep, yep, yep.
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And that's what's going on.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
All right, Thank you very much, Gina grad Phones open
eight seven four Wooding text us over to two two
nine eight seven.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Let's let's break first, but I have I don't know how.
Let me go to vaugh In the sky.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, oh, I got to switch back, go to Vaughan
all right, Vaughn, Yeah there he is, Okay, click, give
me the give me a quick background of this phone
call that you got with well from our friend half Baked.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (15:34):
So I was at this house party, cross faded as
usual and get a call from half Baked, and so
I think about it, and I'm like, I'm gonna go
in the bathroom and answer this call.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
And see what half Pick has to say.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Okay, so how do you get your number?
Speaker 10 (15:50):
He's had it since our first's first time coming here.
He's been calling me very randomly, sporadically.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Okay, so he just kind of took dvaon. Will do
because Von he's sweetie. You just want to chat with him?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Yeah, just check in with Von wellness, check in this
half Pick, just call you randomly menaced? Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, okay.
I didn't know if like Vaughn had something, you know, like.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
If haf Bick's not working, he's calling, He's calling all
this he's.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Got that job the cost.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Yeah, so he likes checking in with people and gossiping.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah people person Yeah, yeah, so he he called Vaughn.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
The call is all over the place, as you can imagine,
and Vaughn recorded it good because.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I guess you can do that.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
I do that with all You can do that with
your iPhone.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
You got to show me how to do that.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
There's a button right there.
Speaker 10 (16:40):
Some buttons soon as they pick up to record a call.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
So like when okay, so if we're talking on the
phone right now, but I'm gonna call you, doesn't it
usually give you an indication like this call is.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
Yeah, it will say that sounds sketch.
Speaker 11 (16:53):
Just make sure that you're recording the room too, so
you can hear.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Both of you.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, you know, I've never paid attention to that. So
in the upper left hand corner or yeah, left, you
just pushed that and that's it.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yep. I did not know that either.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Yeah, but it does let people know that you're recording.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Hate to be a rich one rich on tech, but
welcome to twenty fifteen Android.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Neat awesome. I didn't have a twenty fifteen Android, but
I have the twenty twenty five iPhone.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
That's the whole point. And I'm years old. I was
too busy and laid Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
All right, So I have this, Uh, I have this
phone called Vaughn sent me the phone call that would
have Bag called him. It's all over the place. I'm great.
Oh and you know what else we have? We have
a little piece of audio from.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Hammer and Hank, and we also talked to really sweet.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yeah. He he recorded a public service announcement. Oh what
for autism awareness? Oh?
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, And so I don't I don't know where this
is running or if he just because you know, he's
got this radio dream.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Yeah, I mean, and then he's trying to get back
in the rate. Was he a paid employee of a
radio station. Yeah, he was on weekend shift and everything.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Okay, So Hammer and Hank, who's another one in Menaceis's friends?
Remember we had them on last week Squashed the Beef
to Squash the Beef and Hammer Hanks the one is
going to go and doing the national anthem at the
at the Nuts game. Yeah, the Modesto Nuts, the Modesto Nuts,
the minor league baseball team.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
So he sent over he's got this PSA that he
recorded for autism awareness and he wants us to play it.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
So, I mean, you know it's charity public service. Yeah,
all right, here we go, Hammer and Hank.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
People of autism are often treated like they are different.
Believe me, we are Hi. This is Hammer and Hank.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I was labeled as slow when I started school.
Speaker 7 (18:43):
Come to find out, at the age of twelve, the
Dodgers decided I was autistic. Now, at the age of
forty eight, I have completed an associate degree in REA
broadcasting and worked in the San Francisco Bay area as
an on air personality. So yes, I am different. People
of autism have no needs, no so different than you. Laugh, laugh,
love and learn to gain education and join the workforce.
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I did it and so can anyone else of autism.
So when you meet someone of autism, don't feel sorry
for them, work with them. Find out for yourself that
autism is in the disease. It's a condition. To find
out more about autism, please visit Autism Speaks, Start Works,
Autism Speaks.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
It's time to listen. There we go really good.
Speaker 11 (19:29):
I like the music in the background, the production amazing.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Personal autism anthem almost it was kind of distracted. So
what you said that you want to you want to laugh? Laugh, laugh, laugh,
laugh and love. Yeah, there's there's something twice pray Yeah,
you want to eat eat, pray laugh, lovey laugh that hawk.
I'll play that to that audio.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
We're half big, called Vaughn randomly while vough was at
this house party, a cross faded. I'm curious.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
How does one become a cork soaker. We like it
to say corksuckers, our bourn not made. I like to
soak on the biggest thick cars.
Speaker 7 (20:09):
While you are soaking at the cark, you can also massage.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
At the grave.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
The wood he show.
Speaker 8 (20:20):
Well.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Ever since we had Hammeron Hank talking about achieving his
dream of singing the national anthem at the minor league
baseball game, and then we helped squash the beat between
him and another one of our friends, half Baked people
really seem to be responding. They love Hammeron Hank. They
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think he's like really sweet, and then they just think
that Half Baked is nuts.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Dude, he's so ye man.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
His real name Hugh, and so he got Vaughn's number
on one of his visits here, and he just calls
Vaughn randomly, and so Vaughn's like, dude, I got it.
Because the conversation is all over the place. Yeah, what
did you say about half Big before you said that?
He'll get on something for a certain amount of time
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and it'll be access about What I do love about
half Bag.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
He keeps up on current events, so when you talk
to him, he's talking about something making the news or
something current, something big. But he does get stuck on
certain subjects that he will bring up every single time
you talk to him. So a couple of years ago,
it was Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Do you think Michael.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Jackson did it like a couple of years ago.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
He was caught on that.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
And then his current thing is uh Vince McMahon and
also Hulk Hogan's son, Nick Hogan. Yeah, currently, so that
stuff is not current events, but it's a subject that
he'll always bring up every time.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Does he pay attention to news news? Yes, yes, yeah,
okay for sure, because we had a we're kind of
throwing around an idea for something to do down the
down the road. But the next couple of weeks, maybe
we we got to talk to him see if he's interested.
But people like him, people like him, they like Hank
and yeah, and they love this thing. They always want
to come in, they always want to call in. And
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so anyway, half Baked calls. Von Vaughn's at a at
a party. And here's a little bit of how that
phone call went. This is like two minutes of it
all right here, check it out.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
What's it going, man? I missed you?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Really?
Speaker 11 (22:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Man? Where you right now? I'm at a party? Who's party?
One of my friends? I hope some hot sucks you.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Like man, A little subtle? Yeah, yeah, hope some bitch.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Yeah, one of my friends. I hope some hot bach
sucks you fuck in weirdo Indy from.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
This is this is the first subject change right, all right, man,
what are you doing?
Speaker 12 (23:11):
Von?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Where are you at him?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
At a party?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
I hope some hottie you know gives your mouth party.
Now we're switching gears.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
We're going to did you hear about that weirdo Andy
from who?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
There's a guy Andy who because half big, loves going
to Hooters. Yes, could take.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
He's a regular and has references to guys who go
to cat Banks Local. Exactly. Again, we've we've switched, uh,
we've switched gears. Now he's asking if he's ever heard
of Andy from.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Hooters. Can't tell you about fuck in weirdo Indy from Hooters?
Speaker 3 (23:50):
No, I don't think So.
Speaker 9 (23:52):
He's retarded, and he's slower than me, and he's oldish,
damn chicks weird wid.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
All right, So he's he goes to Hooters. Yeah, and
he hugs them and he dry I humps them. I
love there's a pecking order amongst his crew.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Yeah, that's terrible.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
We would call unwanted jeans India and we used to
a hugh about it. Every geese eighty hot chicks against one.
I'm sure in the history of your life, some hot
(24:38):
chick has hated you.
Speaker 12 (24:39):
But could you imagine like fifty hot at supermodeled chicks
all hating you at the same time.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
I know, suck Well, that's what happened to him.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
All right.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
So hey, Von, how you doing.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
You're at a party?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Thanks for going great?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
All cool man? Uh yeah, but he disturb you anyway.
I've heard of.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
The unwanted toucher from Hooters.
Speaker 11 (25:06):
Yeah, and handling it perfectly.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yeah, man, just at a party, just trying to have
a good time anyway, hating you now now we switch
gears again.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
We like to touch without consent. That's disgusting, you know.
Julian mm hmm, it's pretty hot.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
So Julianne, who used to be the phone screener here
on the show.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
He's married with like six kids. Yeah, she's pumping out kids. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Why the would she leave? Betch how could you make
more money than the Woodie show?
Speaker 12 (25:47):
Well, the call me anytime you sheepcker.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
To you?
Speaker 5 (25:55):
Yeah, what switch?
Speaker 11 (25:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
So why did she leave the show? She was part
of one of the company cuts. That's that's I told you.
That's where I had them change up my stuff because
they they didn't tell me about that. They told me
as they were calling her in to the meeting. Hey,
we're letting Juliane go, what what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
It's also not a forever position, No it's not.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
But at the same time, like, you know, you want
to bring me in the loop on what's going on
because it right, and so now it's you know, now
it's different. But yeah, they can't do that anymore. But
Julian's got a great job. It's actually kind of scary
how much responsibility they give her at her job.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
That's a great job. Yeah, but that's that's half Big.
Does half Big drink? No, No, he doesn't. He sounded
wasted there. He sounded very different.
Speaker 11 (26:44):
You know what I respect about him. He doesn't mince
words with the segues like he just move.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
On and then, which is von a good day? You
sheep effort?
Speaker 12 (26:57):
How could you make more money than the WOODI show? Well,
the call me anytime you sheep scker.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Talking to you, I may take care of it. Do
we find out? Did a hot Yeah? How did it go?
You got any any action?
Speaker 3 (27:23):
It was a successful night.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
That motivation from happening?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Yeah, yeah, I gotta hype me more more Woody Show
next saying what do you show? Will be right back.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Wood Show three.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
To Gina and Sammy, or going back and forth about
what are you packing like for the cruise?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
It's important, Yeah, what are you? What are you packing?
How much are you bringing? Genus for packing for a month.
My wife's been packing for a week. I'm gonna repack.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Friday night before Yes, Greg and I are going out
for our mandate on the on Friday evening, late afternoon,
early evening.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
I'll pack after that, exactly right, that's my plan.
Speaker 11 (28:10):
But you didn't. You're not gonna leave yourself enough time
to scotch guard your shoes.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
Scotch guardens.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
You don't even know what that means.
Speaker 11 (28:15):
Yeah, for water repellent purposes, right, you guys want to
bring it. I'll bring my.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
Scotch guards, I know, but it's not we're not going
Do you think we're going Siberia?
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Right?
Speaker 11 (28:24):
I know, but it's still wet sock.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
So we're going on this Disney cruise to Alaska, as
you know, and you can win your Disney cruise, your
seven night Disney Alaska cruise. The keyword today is Ocean
O C E A N. Just enter it the woodieshow
dot com. I'm looking at the forecast like it's in
the sixties.
Speaker 11 (28:39):
Oh no, it's gonna be forties and fifties. I saw
forty and wet, but also menace.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
What do we've all been on many cruises between this. Yeah,
you've got a damp you know.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
Yeah, all the snow that's on the ship.
Speaker 11 (28:51):
Yeah, snow we're getting off the ship.
Speaker 6 (28:55):
Yes, yes, in Alaska? Uh yeah, And there's pools on
the ship and other things. Can you walk around on.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
The deck and it gets wet cruises? But yeah, I'm
not here's the one thing. Okay, So it's not one
of those cruises. I think we spending a lot of
time in the pool, not you know, like Alaska cruise.
I'm thinking like more like maybe like a hot touch
of but you.
Speaker 6 (29:15):
Go out to that area to see the glacier viewing
and everything, you're still up there.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Let them be wet again. It's not Siberia.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Do you walk outside in winter at all, even if
it's like misty, rainy, Like if you've been to Seattle,
have you been, Like it's not like changing your clothes,
it's winter coat it's not going to be it's not
going to be frigid. Yeah, I think with my regular
I have like a couple of like are you have
a couple like hoodie, sweatshirts, a couple of long sleeved
(29:45):
t shirts and jacket.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
But the jacket is sitting on the chair in my
office right now. That's what I'm bringing. I'm going to
that's not warm enough.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
That I'm one of the gals with you where I'm
cold all the time and I'm not.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
But you guys are pussies when it comes to cold
I you.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Don't let me that.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
I'm not even worried about it.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
I'll bring up that.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
I'm bringing a I grew up in a cold weather environment.
I'm fine with cold weather. I can deal with it. Also,
here's the thing, guys, if you get a little too children,
you can just go inside unless we're camping.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
If you're on an excursion looking at yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
You do you by all means, bring seventeen suitcases full
of stuff.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
It's just really it's going to be better than you
hearing me say how cold I am the whole time.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
That's true, damn all right?
Speaker 2 (30:39):
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win your chance to win that seven night Disney Alaska Cruz.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
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Speaker 2 (30:48):
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Speaker 4 (30:55):
Show
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
It will be right back.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
This is weird.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
The Woody Show just got a text literally seconds ago
eight one two asking did I miss the word for
the Disney cruise already today?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
No, no, you did not. You have all day.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
This is not like we do those keyword contests for
cash and think. It's not like a one hour and
then done. No, this is every day.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
The keyword is good all.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
The way until midnight. So until midnight technically, I guess
Wednesday morning, though. You just want to go to the
woodieshow dot com and you're gonna enter today's keyword, which
is ocean menace fell ocean.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Ocean oh c E A s o N ocean.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Write it down? Ocean?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Did it?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
You didn't write it down?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I think I see it.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
That's what it is.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
It's on the piece of paper that he's writing on
right now.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
He just don't look. Don't help. No, he wrote, oh
season ocean.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
No did you just add a letter?
Speaker 7 (01:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
What did you add? He added?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
And and at the end, So looking at it that
that way when you look at that's why I say
write it down, because that the word.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
It looks that way.
Speaker 8 (01:35):
Let me do that. Do I have the right letters
in the start over again, rewrite it ocean. There you goes, okay, ocean.
Let's see got it now?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
He literally wrote, oh, season again he started over.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
You were very close and you don't recognizes the word
ocean like when you see it visually.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, but you can't. You can't recreate that.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
I'll tell you. When you put me on the spot
like that, my brain starts scrambling a million different pressure.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
It's not like the trap door is gonna open.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
I put pressure on myself to get it right. Yeah, yeah, okay,
how about we go, Oh well, while he's figuring it out,
you're gonna be a S O N.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
You're gonna take the keyword oceans the third time. You're
gonna enter it on.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
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now and midnight, and that's your chance to win a
three hundred dollars Disney gift card. We had a Jeshua
c who was the winner yesterday, and so now is
the the Monday Grand Prize qualifier. Today for Tuesday, we'll
have another qualifier and then at the end of next week.
So this week and next week we're doing these keywords
(02:49):
and then you could be winning a seven night Disney
Alaska cruise.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, we are leaving on our Disney cruise this coming Monday,
Memorial Day, and then we'll be doing the show from
the cruise ship Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday of next week
and telling you all about it. I mean, I love cruises.
I've been on a few of these Disney cruises. In fact,
on this boat. I've taken a cruise on this ship.
(03:16):
I've never been to Alaska, so I can tell you
obviously a lot about the boat itself. Menace has been
on a bunch of different Disney cruises.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yes, you know, from.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Food and different things you can do activity, I know,
like Gina's bringing her step son.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yes, there are kids clubs for different age grooves.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Nobody could. Nobody takes care of the kids stuff better
than the Disney cruises. And the kids love it so
much you bring them off to these clubs, these you know,
kids clubs. They don't like it when you pick them up.
They have fun and you have a way to communicate,
so when they're ready to get picked up, they can
buzz you and then yeah, and you go and pick
(03:55):
them up and check them out.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Going to work.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so they can let you know that
they're ready to go, and then you know, in the
meantime it's just adult time.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
And there's a ton of adults only areas. Yes of
the sps happy, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
And that's the one thing I've been really wanting to
check out because I've been and spent a little bit
of time. But every other time we've been on a
Disney cruise, we've had the kids. This time, my wife's
gone on this one with us, but no kids because
they had their final week of school and finals and
everything else. So it sucks for them, you know, completely.
I gotta tell you, we're pretty psyched. But we're doing
(04:30):
all these different excursions. We'll tell you about though, so
that way when your cruise comes around, or if you're
thinking about doing a cruise, especially in a Disney Alaska cruise,
and then you'll have all the info. You'll be locked in.
It's awesome, all right to menace. Yes, I'm coming back
to you se e a and boom, oh shit.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
E a.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
And don't you want to enter that keyword ocean?
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Good morning, Woody, you got Sea Bash, we got Sammy.
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Good morning, Gina, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
What are the trending news headlines?
Speaker 11 (06:23):
Yes, well, a fourth inmate from that wild New Orleans
jail escape has been hot.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
But six out of how many?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Six more yeah, six still.
Speaker 11 (06:32):
On the loose. Okay, good, Yeah, they're including guys facing
murder charges, so that's cool. Cops now say defective locks,
understaffing and possibly inside Holp made that jail break possible.
The sheriff's getting hammered with calls to resigned, but she
says she's not going anywhere. Meanwhile, over two hundred officers
around the hunt. There's up to twenty grand and reward
(06:53):
money for each fugitive still out there.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
You have these traps for him. Put you know, big
boxes up there with the stick propping it up, the
charge charger or challenger underneath, say free charger.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
You'll get every scumbag.
Speaker 11 (07:07):
Great idea within a.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Twenty mile radio and just set him up places throughout town.
You'll get him.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
My question is, when you're on the run like that,
is it stressful or is it fun?
Speaker 11 (07:15):
Oh well, how psychotic you are?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I think that's free time.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (07:21):
Well, we've got an update on that car bombing outside
the fertility clinic in Palm Springs, California. It turns out
that twenty five year old loser who was responsible for
it had a seriously messed up history. When he was nine,
he set his own house on fire, just like what Yeah,
his death house on fire.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Every boy played with fire, just not burning down the house.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
But I mean, poor the woods. But that was an accident.
We didn't set the woods on fire on purpose.
Speaker 11 (07:50):
Mega kids love fire, they do well. His dad says
he was super impressionable and blames part of it on
the rough divorce he and the mom had. He used
to be in the military, leaved in some dark pro
mortalist stuff. We talked about that. Cops are calling it terrorism.
Still trying to figure out how he built this bomb. Oh,
and turns out he'd been posting bomb videos and radioactive
(08:11):
science experiments online for years.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I saw some of the videos.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Okay, and you get just a glimpse of this loser.
And how is this guy not on the list? He
looks nuts, yes, I mean guess, skinny white guy with
crazy long hair total like crazy short hair, okay, short,
crazy eyes.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Like emo, like playing playing dress up.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
And well he's from a super tweaker area. Nothing's going on,
so he's probably just on the internet all day. True
in this one.
Speaker 11 (08:41):
Well, speaking of that sea bass, you'll like this. Coming
from a chemical engineering background, he had a YouTube channel
that's been taken down showing homemade explosives and uranium. Yeah,
you like a ge Geiger exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
That's good.
Speaker 11 (08:55):
Yeah, but right before the bombing, he posted on a
suicide message board about a failed attempt using drugs and
a homemade device.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
So bye bye. It really sucks with the plans rid
of this person. This is somebody we needed.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
When I was old enough to stay home alone as
my mom would leave for the store or wherever. As
the car is pulling out of the driveway, I was
going for the mattress, so fascinated.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
The magnifying glass thing we did, Yeah, dude, that was
a big fun And just to clarify for the people
who are listening, we didn't set out to torch the woods.
We were we were taking like just little things in
e or like a plastic bag, just to just to see,
you know, just experimenting and messing around. And next thing,
you know, because where we were in the woods doing this,
(09:43):
it was where the trunk had split to two, right,
like you know, there was one trunk going on all
from the same at the base they joined together, but
the one side had like fallen over and died years ago,
and so it kind of left this like bowled out,
you know, uh inside. Yeah, so we're yeah, I could
see like a steel drum, you know what I mean.
They were like, oh, this is as good a place
(10:03):
as any just to burn stuff. Right next thing, you know,
the friggin flame goes up the trunk of the healthy
a live tree, and uh yeah, the fire got a
couple of neighborhoods and cats. They were very they were
on very quickly. But yeah, we're like freaked out.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
Oh yeah, but that was when Smokey the Bear was
very big.
Speaker 11 (10:25):
Yeah, don't you listen to Smoky McGruff the crime stopping
down when he.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Went when he went on collecting charity money for himself
to use on like comic books and candy.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
That was not an accident, so okay of choice was
pine needles.
Speaker 11 (10:40):
Oh that was your kindling.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Yes, that was my ki.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
I love using napkins.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
And then the older you got. You used hair spray
to spray on the Oh yeah, because you could do
like a homemade We did that in the bathroom. We
did do that in the back.
Speaker 11 (10:52):
Yeah, with the lights off so we could really see it.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
All right.
Speaker 11 (10:56):
Well, Diddy's ex casts Eventua, testified for four straight days
about her abusive relationship with him and how it went
on for over a decade. She says he controlled her
money and regularly beat her, forced himself on her.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
It isn't the same testimony every day. I feel like
every time she's been on, No.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
She's done. She's done now. Her mom testifies today, and
they had assistance and stuff.
Speaker 11 (11:17):
No, but every day was something different. She read some
pretty disturbing texts about mouthstores. She also got a ten
million dollar payout tied to a hotel attack. In twenty sixteen.
Don Richard from Danity Kane and What He Don't Act Like?
You don't remember Danny Kane. That was the making the
band group that Diddy produced all the girls.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (11:35):
He also took the stand saying that she literally watched
Ditty punch Cassie in the stomach at a restaurant while
Usher and Neo just sat there. Then Diddy allegedly told
her he'd kill her if she ever told anybody. Another
woman said he hit her with a wooden hangar, tried
to break into her place with a hammer, then gave
her thirty grand to shut up about it. Even Ditty's
old assistant said the vibe around him was of total
(11:55):
fear and control.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
They saw him try to hit her with a frying pan. Cassie,
he like he took a swing at her and then
just like threw it at her.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
And the so what what about Diddy? Do you love
so much?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Then?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
This is what I don't get, Like, you know all
this stuff, you say these things, but yeah, you're the
defender of Diddy. Oh I am I mean?
Speaker 11 (12:15):
Interesting?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
So weird?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Well.
Speaker 11 (12:17):
President Biden's aggressive cancer diagnosis has surprised a lot of
medical experts. There are a lot of questions about how
this could have gone on for so long without anyone noticing,
given the level of medical attention presidents get. Also, prostate
cancer is usually detected through routine blood tests, which some
someone Biden's age should have been getting all the time.
Some doctors even think the cancer might have been going
(12:39):
on for years and they knew about it, they just
didn't make it public. But Biden's team says the cancer
is hormone sensitive, which means it's treatable, and he's working
with doctors now to figure out the best treatment plan.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah. I find it hard to believe that they not
that they need to make it public. Is there a
rule that they would have to make a public if
you're the president, that's usually what the public figure. Yeah,
because I'm thinking, like, there's no way if it's this advanced,
like it's gotten into the bones right, that they didn't
have some kind of idea about it. Maybe it's one
(13:10):
of those Greg loves that when you go to the doctor,
will keep an eye on, keep eye, like we know
something there and all of a sudden, maybe it's like
my uh burn it stuff in the wood, whoosh, you know,
sudden you know, but man.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
It does it does suck.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
I mean, America has a long history of hiding stuff
when it comes to the president. Yeah, the president's health.
I mean, we've propped up presidents in photos.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, But like when I say, I mean, obviously cancer sucks.
But what I'm saying what sucks is that I have
that fear of what you don't know, you know, and
so like the stuff that kind of catches you off
guard where it's like, well you don't have any history
of this, this or this, and all of a sudden,
shit is like someone who's never smoked, somebody who's never
lung cancer.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Like that's that's what sucks. That's that's scary.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
We say, Yeah, we say all this of maybe they
should have known or they had heads up. But I
did have a neighbor he got diagnosed him within three
weeks done.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
See what That's what I'm talking about?
Speaker 6 (14:05):
Like that crazy.
Speaker 11 (14:06):
Well, after a two hour call with Russia's Vladimir Putin,
President Trump says peace talks between Russia and Ukraine are
kicking off immediately. The new Pope, by the way, Pope
Leo has even offered to host the talks at the Vatican.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I saw, is he going to have any kind of
finger food? We should ask the Pope? See what?
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Yeah, and what favorite Chicago rappers is he going to bring?
Speaker 10 (14:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Have a Chicago and deep Chicago deep.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
And maybe those are us to beef sandwich, like.
Speaker 11 (14:37):
A sausage in peppers, maybe post yes, and maybe like
a Chicago style of hot dog, the pickle and a tomato. Now,
keep in mind Putin totally ghosted a May fifteenth meeting
with Lensky. Lensky is already cooled, already cool with that
thirty day ceasefire. But Putin wants to talk terms first,
so we'll see it when we believe it, right, Yeah, yep, yep, yep.
(15:01):
And that's what's going on.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
All right, Thank you very much, Gina grad Phones open
eight seven four Wooding text us over to two two
nine eight seven.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Let's let's break first, but I have I don't know how.
Let me go to vaugh In the sky.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, oh, I got to switch back, go to Vaughan
all right, Vaughn, Yeah there he is, Okay, click, give
me the give me a quick background of this phone
call that you got with well from our friend half Baked.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (15:34):
So I was at this house party, cross faded as
usual and get a call from half Baked, and so
I think about it, and I'm like, I'm gonna go
in the bathroom and answer this call.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
And see what half Pick has to say.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Okay, so how do you get your number?
Speaker 10 (15:50):
He's had it since our first's first time coming here.
He's been calling me very randomly, sporadically.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Okay, so he just kind of took dvaon. Will do
because Von he's sweetie. You just want to chat with him?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Yeah, just check in with Von wellness, check in this
half Pick, just call you randomly menaced? Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, okay.
I didn't know if like Vaughn had something, you know, like.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
If haf Bick's not working, he's calling, He's calling all
this he's.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Got that job the cost.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Yeah, so he likes checking in with people and gossiping.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah people person Yeah, yeah, so he he called Vaughn.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
The call is all over the place, as you can imagine,
and Vaughn recorded it good because.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I guess you can do that.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
I do that with all You can do that with
your iPhone.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
You got to show me how to do that.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
There's a button right there.
Speaker 10 (16:40):
Some buttons soon as they pick up to record a call.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
So like when okay, so if we're talking on the
phone right now, but I'm gonna call you, doesn't it
usually give you an indication like this call is.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
Yeah, it will say that sounds sketch.
Speaker 11 (16:53):
Just make sure that you're recording the room too, so
you can hear.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Both of you.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, you know, I've never paid attention to that. So
in the upper left hand corner or yeah, left, you
just pushed that and that's it.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yep. I did not know that either.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Yeah, but it does let people know that you're recording.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Hate to be a rich one rich on tech, but
welcome to twenty fifteen Android.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Neat awesome. I didn't have a twenty fifteen Android, but
I have the twenty twenty five iPhone.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
That's the whole point. And I'm years old. I was
too busy and laid Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
All right, So I have this, Uh, I have this
phone called Vaughn sent me the phone call that would
have Bag called him. It's all over the place. I'm great.
Oh and you know what else we have? We have
a little piece of audio from.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Hammer and Hank, and we also talked to really sweet.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yeah. He he recorded a public service announcement. Oh what
for autism awareness? Oh?
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, And so I don't I don't know where this
is running or if he just because you know, he's
got this radio dream.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Yeah, I mean, and then he's trying to get back
in the rate. Was he a paid employee of a
radio station. Yeah, he was on weekend shift and everything.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Okay, So Hammer and Hank, who's another one in Menaceis's friends?
Remember we had them on last week Squashed the Beef
to Squash the Beef and Hammer Hanks the one is
going to go and doing the national anthem at the
at the Nuts game. Yeah, the Modesto Nuts, the Modesto Nuts,
the minor league baseball team.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
So he sent over he's got this PSA that he
recorded for autism awareness and he wants us to play it.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
So, I mean, you know it's charity public service. Yeah,
all right, here we go, Hammer and Hank.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
People of autism are often treated like they are different.
Believe me, we are Hi. This is Hammer and Hank.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I was labeled as slow when I started school.
Speaker 7 (18:43):
Come to find out, at the age of twelve, the
Dodgers decided I was autistic. Now, at the age of
forty eight, I have completed an associate degree in REA
broadcasting and worked in the San Francisco Bay area as
an on air personality. So yes, I am different. People
of autism have no needs, no so different than you. Laugh, laugh,
love and learn to gain education and join the workforce.
(19:06):
I did it and so can anyone else of autism.
So when you meet someone of autism, don't feel sorry
for them, work with them. Find out for yourself that
autism is in the disease. It's a condition. To find
out more about autism, please visit Autism Speaks, Start Works,
Autism Speaks.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
It's time to listen. There we go really good.
Speaker 11 (19:29):
I like the music in the background, the production amazing.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Personal autism anthem almost it was kind of distracted. So
what you said that you want to you want to laugh? Laugh, laugh, laugh,
laugh and love. Yeah, there's there's something twice pray Yeah,
you want to eat eat, pray laugh, lovey laugh that hawk.
I'll play that to that audio.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
We're half big, called Vaughn randomly while vough was at
this house party, a cross faded. I'm curious.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
How does one become a cork soaker. We like it
to say corksuckers, our bourn not made. I like to
soak on the biggest thick cars.
Speaker 7 (20:09):
While you are soaking at the cark, you can also massage.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
At the grave.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
The wood he show.
Speaker 8 (20:20):
Well.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Ever since we had Hammeron Hank talking about achieving his
dream of singing the national anthem at the minor league
baseball game, and then we helped squash the beat between
him and another one of our friends, half Baked people
really seem to be responding. They love Hammeron Hank. They
(20:40):
think he's like really sweet, and then they just think
that Half Baked is nuts.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Dude, he's so ye man.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
His real name Hugh, and so he got Vaughn's number
on one of his visits here, and he just calls
Vaughn randomly, and so Vaughn's like, dude, I got it.
Because the conversation is all over the place. Yeah, what
did you say about half Big before you said that?
He'll get on something for a certain amount of time
(21:08):
and it'll be access about What I do love about
half Bag.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
He keeps up on current events, so when you talk
to him, he's talking about something making the news or
something current, something big. But he does get stuck on
certain subjects that he will bring up every single time
you talk to him. So a couple of years ago,
it was Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Do you think Michael.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Jackson did it like a couple of years ago.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
He was caught on that.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
And then his current thing is uh Vince McMahon and
also Hulk Hogan's son, Nick Hogan. Yeah, currently, so that
stuff is not current events, but it's a subject that
he'll always bring up every time.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Does he pay attention to news news? Yes, yes, yeah,
okay for sure, because we had a we're kind of
throwing around an idea for something to do down the
down the road. But the next couple of weeks, maybe
we we got to talk to him see if he's interested.
But people like him, people like him, they like Hank
and yeah, and they love this thing. They always want
to come in, they always want to call in. And
(22:11):
so anyway, half Baked calls. Von Vaughn's at a at
a party. And here's a little bit of how that
phone call went. This is like two minutes of it
all right here, check it out.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
What's it going, man? I missed you?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Really?
Speaker 11 (22:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Man? Where you right now? I'm at a party? Who's party?
One of my friends? I hope some hot sucks you.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Like man, A little subtle? Yeah, yeah, hope some bitch.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Yeah, one of my friends. I hope some hot bach
sucks you fuck in weirdo Indy from.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
This is this is the first subject change right, all right, man,
what are you doing?
Speaker 12 (23:11):
Von?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Where are you at him?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
At a party?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
I hope some hottie you know gives your mouth party.
Now we're switching gears.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
We're going to did you hear about that weirdo Andy
from who?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
There's a guy Andy who because half big, loves going
to Hooters. Yes, could take.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
He's a regular and has references to guys who go
to cat Banks Local. Exactly. Again, we've we've switched, uh,
we've switched gears. Now he's asking if he's ever heard
of Andy from.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Hooters. Can't tell you about fuck in weirdo Indy from Hooters?
Speaker 3 (23:50):
No, I don't think So.
Speaker 9 (23:52):
He's retarded, and he's slower than me, and he's oldish,
damn chicks weird wid.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
All right, So he's he goes to Hooters. Yeah, and
he hugs them and he dry I humps them. I
love there's a pecking order amongst his crew.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Yeah, that's terrible.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
We would call unwanted jeans India and we used to
a hugh about it. Every geese eighty hot chicks against one.
I'm sure in the history of your life, some hot
(24:38):
chick has hated you.
Speaker 12 (24:39):
But could you imagine like fifty hot at supermodeled chicks
all hating you at the same time.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
I know, suck Well, that's what happened to him.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
All right.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
So hey, Von, how you doing.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
You're at a party?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Thanks for going great?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
All cool man? Uh yeah, but he disturb you anyway.
I've heard of.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
The unwanted toucher from Hooters.
Speaker 11 (25:06):
Yeah, and handling it perfectly.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yeah, man, just at a party, just trying to have
a good time anyway, hating you now now we switch
gears again.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
We like to touch without consent. That's disgusting, you know.
Julian mm hmm, it's pretty hot.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
So Julianne, who used to be the phone screener here
on the show.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
He's married with like six kids. Yeah, she's pumping out kids. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Why the would she leave? Betch how could you make
more money than the Woodie show?
Speaker 12 (25:47):
Well, the call me anytime you sheepcker.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
To you?
Speaker 5 (25:55):
Yeah, what switch?
Speaker 11 (25:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
So why did she leave the show? She was part
of one of the company cuts. That's that's I told you.
That's where I had them change up my stuff because
they they didn't tell me about that. They told me
as they were calling her in to the meeting. Hey,
we're letting Juliane go, what what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
It's also not a forever position, No it's not.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
But at the same time, like, you know, you want
to bring me in the loop on what's going on
because it right, and so now it's you know, now
it's different. But yeah, they can't do that anymore. But
Julian's got a great job. It's actually kind of scary
how much responsibility they give her at her job.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
That's a great job. Yeah, but that's that's half Big.
Does half Big drink? No, No, he doesn't. He sounded
wasted there. He sounded very different.
Speaker 11 (26:44):
You know what I respect about him. He doesn't mince
words with the segues like he just move.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
On and then, which is von a good day? You
sheep effort?
Speaker 12 (26:57):
How could you make more money than the WOODI show? Well,
the call me anytime you sheep scker.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Talking to you, I may take care of it. Do
we find out? Did a hot Yeah? How did it go?
You got any any action?
Speaker 3 (27:23):
It was a successful night.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
That motivation from happening?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Yeah, yeah, I gotta hype me more more Woody Show
next saying what do you show? Will be right back.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Wood Show three.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
To Gina and Sammy, or going back and forth about
what are you packing like for the cruise?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
It's important, Yeah, what are you? What are you packing?
How much are you bringing? Genus for packing for a month.
My wife's been packing for a week. I'm gonna repack.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Friday night before Yes, Greg and I are going out
for our mandate on the on Friday evening, late afternoon,
early evening.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
I'll pack after that, exactly right, that's my plan.
Speaker 11 (28:10):
But you didn't. You're not gonna leave yourself enough time
to scotch guard your shoes.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
Scotch guardens.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
You don't even know what that means.
Speaker 11 (28:15):
Yeah, for water repellent purposes, right, you guys want to
bring it. I'll bring my.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
Scotch guards, I know, but it's not we're not going
Do you think we're going Siberia?
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Right?
Speaker 11 (28:24):
I know, but it's still wet sock.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
So we're going on this Disney cruise to Alaska, as
you know, and you can win your Disney cruise, your
seven night Disney Alaska cruise. The keyword today is Ocean
O C E A N. Just enter it the woodieshow
dot com. I'm looking at the forecast like it's in
the sixties.
Speaker 11 (28:39):
Oh no, it's gonna be forties and fifties. I saw
forty and wet, but also menace.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
What do we've all been on many cruises between this. Yeah,
you've got a damp you know.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
Yeah, all the snow that's on the ship.
Speaker 11 (28:51):
Yeah, snow we're getting off the ship.
Speaker 6 (28:55):
Yes, yes, in Alaska? Uh yeah, And there's pools on
the ship and other things. Can you walk around on.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
The deck and it gets wet cruises? But yeah, I'm
not here's the one thing. Okay, So it's not one
of those cruises. I think we spending a lot of
time in the pool, not you know, like Alaska cruise.
I'm thinking like more like maybe like a hot touch
of but you.
Speaker 6 (29:15):
Go out to that area to see the glacier viewing
and everything, you're still up there.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Let them be wet again. It's not Siberia.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Do you walk outside in winter at all, even if
it's like misty, rainy, Like if you've been to Seattle,
have you been, Like it's not like changing your clothes,
it's winter coat it's not going to be it's not
going to be frigid. Yeah, I think with my regular
I have like a couple of like are you have
a couple like hoodie, sweatshirts, a couple of long sleeved
(29:45):
t shirts and jacket.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
But the jacket is sitting on the chair in my
office right now. That's what I'm bringing. I'm going to
that's not warm enough.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
That I'm one of the gals with you where I'm
cold all the time and I'm not.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
But you guys are pussies when it comes to cold
I you.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Don't let me that.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
I'm not even worried about it.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
I'll bring up that.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
I'm bringing a I grew up in a cold weather environment.
I'm fine with cold weather. I can deal with it. Also,
here's the thing, guys, if you get a little too children,
you can just go inside unless we're camping.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
If you're on an excursion looking at yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
You do you by all means, bring seventeen suitcases full
of stuff.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
It's just really it's going to be better than you
hearing me say how cold I am the whole time.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
That's true, damn all right?
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