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Speaker 1 (00:01):
He's an embecile. He's our embecile.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Now, dude, crazy watching like how much people are freaking out.
The Nintendo switch To is officially out. It's chaos out
there trying to get one. Best buying game. Stop they're
only selling them in store right now. That means, you know,
unless she felt like getting up like dark and early
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and standing in line next to an adult in a
Pikachu hoodie, you're you're probably out of luck. However, however,
all next week the Woody Shows, give me a chance
to win one.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I'll hag hi because look right here, I got my.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Hands boom boom, it's it's it's on its way to
me right now. This is this is one I'm trying
to get. We will have up to five and I'm thinking, uh,
switch or switch for the contest where it will either
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be like a spin on the wheel for like a
like a gift like a cash card, or it's the
mystery box and there could be a switch in there,
or no switch.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
We hit menace with a switch. Yeah yeah, switch or switch.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Get your chance to win the Nintendo switch to each
day next week.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I love that here on the Woody Show. That's a
big deal. I hadn't really thought it out too much.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Tell you, it can completely change by Monday, and it
could be just one of those.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Collar ten ones. I don't know, but yeah, let's get crazy.
I can tell you how much I paid for this too.
It was five three dollars. This one comes with the
game then too.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
No, no, no, no, these are all second I got
it actually on you know how stock x sells shoes
and things like that.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
It's the stock x site. They sell other things.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
But I did it buy it now just so we
would cure one to have one, so we can so
we can, you know, give it away.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
So I just did.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I did this for the first one because then they
said today apparently, like if you don't want to leave
the house, apparently this morning is your best chance to
find one online.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
And then I don't know how any of that works
because I'm I'm not like any kind of big gamer guy.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah, I don't know how it works.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Now, I mean, do they they sell They still sell
physical games, right, like you can go buy a physical
copy of a game.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Still stop still there.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I was wondering because I didn't know a.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Lot of the times that my son for the PlayStation,
he buys it from the store that's online through the console.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah, just downloads it to the console. But I think
they have them at like Target and stuff too, because
I'm always being for those Yeah kid.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, I mean I see the section, but I always
thought that was like maybe extra controllers or the consoles themselves.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Sammy does bring up a good question. Does the new
version have physical game? I have excuse me, I I
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
So, but short of winning one here in the Woodies Show,
your best BET's probably gonna be you know, the old
school thing like physically walking into a store and having
to make eye contact with with another human.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Being, like driving to a store. Right, why is life
so hard?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Switch to is all right?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I was able to get one Wednesday night, an hour
after best Buy was open.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Sweet. Yeah, physical locations.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
You know, like not online stuff right now, but that
apparently today is the day where you might be able
to start finding him online. I don't know, yeah, sweet,
but either way, I know we will have switches to
give away next week.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Switch to to.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Give away here on the on the Woodi Show.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
I'm traumatized by the Nintendo giveaways. I mean the Nintendo
console because you know how we always have those nightmares
that there's gonna be an event where no one shows up. Well,
I was hired to do like a midnight release at
a Best Buy for the Game Boy three D and
it was like, Oh, everyone's gonna be out there, like
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all these lines for like this switch or whatever. They
brought out a bus with all these dancers from Nintendo. Dancers, dancers,
like dancers, thirty dancers, like like, oh, great dancers. I
was like, dude, you know they're all marching and everything.
No one showed up to buy this thing. It was
empty slop. Yeah, such I No, it was a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
But dancers, dancers, How we need dancers?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah, dancers for our switch or switch giveaway.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Way your chance to win starting Monday here on The
Woody Show Show.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
And another new.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Album, Insensitivity Training for a politically correct correct War up
here on Friday morning. Yeah, trying to get through this
morning and in the weekend as quickly as we can.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
June sixth, twenty twenty five. Thank you for being here.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I'm whatding that's Greg Gory Menace is here. But my
final touches on his late night monologue weekend review.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
We'll have that here for you. Momentarily, I know, I think, Wow,
just when you thought I couldn't get any better.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
So that Gina grad Good morning, there's sea baths, we
got Sammy.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
The birthday girl, Morgan is here.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Birthday they got thirty one. Only nine more years until
you're forty?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Would you say that?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Greg? Like nine more.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Years until you're forty?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I told her this morning to enjoy her youth. That
sounds amazing.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I walked in.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
I said, oh, you're so old and washed, and she's like, oh,
I thought you were.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Gonna say why, Yeah, when are you gonna when you
get to crack into these cakes?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah? Everybody's waiting.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Are you guys really waiting for me?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Okay, Well the birthday person has the first. Well I
thought maybe Vaughn could, but I mean high enough.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, I'll come in.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Okay, Well, happy birthday. There's a there's Morgan.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Phones are open eight seven, seven forty four woody Friday
check ins. You can send those to us on the
text over to two to nine seven, Boys and Girls
said his time for this late night monologue week in Yeah,
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people ages.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Minute, everybody, what's going on? Well?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
And news?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Nobody saw coming Donald Trump and Elon Musk are fighting online. Next,
you're gonna tell me water is wet and great Glory
isn't a ravenous whore?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
That's up next for Craig. Yes, predictable, you feel me?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I mean it's accurate and more exciting news.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Winter Stitchel is adding locations to Walmart around the country.
It's like, how can we make shoppers hotter? I don't know,
from baby.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Five chili dogs for five dollars? You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Alright, Aaron Rodgers will be the new quarterback for the Steelers.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah, that's a joke. Hilarious, it's a terrible nightmare.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Yeah, the new Nintendo switches out and people are lining
up like crazy, and one buyer said, Mario, you're making
me Luigi making Speaking of Mario and Luigi, it's like
who's cleaning whose pipes?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
First? You feel me?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Loving Sammy?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
You know I love get a.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Room look at Yeah, before you go on, I was
gonna make sure can you check your supply?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Make sure that Sammy didn't.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Dunk into it.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, she may have gotten a little contact.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
You know what.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I did walk into the office earlier for a little bit.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
So yeah, all right, well, doctors are putting out another
warning again, ladies, if you're taking diet drugs and the pill,
the pill might be less effective, So don't end up
being a fat whore like Greg Gory.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
You know, I know what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
So ravenous, so ravenus.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
The US ANALYSI travel band on twelve countries, which affects
me because my outback steakhouse reservation just got canceled in
the Congo.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Did you see, by the way, Greg, Laos is one
of the countries.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Every time I hear Laos, I think a Greg Gory.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I think it's the most random, funny sounding country planet.
And people who are from Laos, they're Laoti the Laosia.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
What do they even do that?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Where are you from? I'm from Blaos.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
The longest things are just cracked cracked, Greg.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Up from Laos. I don't know. Why.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Can you check your stash to make sure that Greg
Gordon' tap into.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Laus doesn't get enough shine? You know, nobody talks about Laos.
I've got it. It's Laos having metal. We've got to
looking for a.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Right I saw a headline on USA today dot Com
saying Amazon reveals best books of the year, and you
might as well just have a headline that says get
aids fast.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Ain't nobody could.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Have gone that.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Another better do better? All right?
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Speaking of visual aids, the new Wicked trailer is out
and let's just face this, Society is over, so please
just bring the super volcano already, because because if I
have to go through another run of Wicked, I need
to find a time machine to go back to COVID.
It's like, where's the bad at I want to have
sex with it. It is like that I'll sixty nine
(09:47):
it right now, you know, Okay, if I can't do
this Wicked.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Thing already, I figured it out.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah, Menace has his He works very hard on this.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
You can tell he puts a lot of time into this, right.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
The problem is the reading.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Right, So when he's it's written if you just read it,
but when Menace is delivering it, there's things that are
supposed to go together that have a pause between.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Right.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I finally figured it out because sometimes like especially a
long pause, the long long Yeah, that's just the reading.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
I see.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
I was kidding. All right, Well, it's like bring on
the super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah, I just can't wrap it up now.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
So anyways, we're having a great show for you.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Step joke.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
There's a couple steps on. So anyways, we have a
great show for you. O. J. Simpson's son is here
and uh and Madonna have a great show.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
I had to take out a couple of lines because
it kept on start going down. So let's we can,
we can.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I want to hear the You work so hard on
the jokes.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I want to hear the joke.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
It wasn't funny to begin with.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Let me hear the it was funny.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
There are some singers.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Give us one of them. You don't do all of them.
Just give us one. No, it's not funny when he
set it up like that.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Just try it. Is there anything about Laos?
Speaker 5 (11:11):
It's one of those countries to get screwed because they're
fully landlocked, like Vietnam, like takes the whole coastline.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
We did look up houses in Laos one time. Affordable
and quite affordable. We might be moving and we might
go there.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Shout out to Laus, shout it out.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I want to hear one of these jokes. Yeah cool.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Let me see Sidney Sweeney is selling soap with their
bath See it goes with the other joke that got
so this joke comes out of what it comes out
of the bat having I forgot it.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Got it now that bad is selling burgers at Walmart?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
All right?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah those are pretty.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Much cute, okay.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
And then Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Sidney Sweeney was the setup that she's selling her bathwater
bath water soap.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Got all right.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
It's all good, yeah almost.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I'm always used in the behind the scenes stuff. Greg.
I like the underthing of me being a horror though.
That was good. Yeah, this show all right?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
So I got a brand new redneck news coming up
for you now, Greg, I did think about you yesterday.
I've been trying for years to get Greg to be
less nervous, more comfortable about flying, right.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
So far it's a losing battle.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Yeah, No, there's been a couple of flights he has,
he has overall, he's gotten better a little bit. We
have come a long way since the day where he
was on the plane and they relocated his seat to
the back mid flight, where the flight attendant came up.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Said sir, we're gonna have to relocate you to a
different seat.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
You're making the other patches rather nervous because he was
he was white knuckling it, digging his claws into the
arm restaurant.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
For god, yeah, for god, it was freaking everybody.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
And I totally thought she was approaching me to say
is there anything I can get in the bathroom? Yeah,
and they put me right by the mouth.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
And I'm just gonna share this that I'll move on.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
But so, doing one of my flight lessons yesterday, we
did something that even I was like, wow, this is
kind of crazy. Yeah, that's why I bring it up
because I'm I'm not a phased by and that didn't
even bother you. I'm not phased by any anything. Really,
I've been skydiving, I've done all those different things. We
did something because when a plane is coming in for
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a landing sometimes you'll get what they call a short approach,
meaning when the plane is on final the runway is
straight ahead right and you have some time to get
down onto altitude for you know, landing. But sometimes you're
coming the opposite direction of a parallel to the to
the runway, but you're traveling in the opposite direction, and
air traffic control say, can you do a short approach,
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meaning do a quick turn, but you're a higher altitude
than what you need to be and you don't have
a lot of time to get down to altitude to
land the plane.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Instead of going way beyond the airport doing a huge
U turn coming back.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
You just know, real quick, flip a bitch, do you turn?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
You do like a pretty tight turn, and now you're
pretty close to the runway, but you're way high from
where you should be altitude wise. You do something called
a slip landing, which we were practicing yesterday, where you
basically just lose a ton of altitude and a very
short amount of time while maintaining your air.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Speed and you're not diving.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
So what you would do in this particular case is
you put full rudder left or right, depending on which
way the winds coming from. You know, you're always landing
into the wind, so the wind's coming from the left, right,
you would just jam down on the right rudder and
then use your control, your flight control, you know, to
then turn into the wind. So the but the plane
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just starts dropping like a rock. And I'm basically standing
on the right rudder because you have to put full
rudder in. I'm standing on this rudder and I'm using
my my fight control. It's called an aileron right to
uh to to kind of keep that. This is how
you're you're maintaining your your center right and this thing
is just dropping the nose is you're just dropping and
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you're not losing air speed like that. And I was thinking, man,
this is something that you would just say, you know what,
I'm not available for this kind of approach.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
If Greg is ever with you, you are not available
for this kind of a probe.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Would they ever ask that?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Because you can do it, because there's a lot of
traffic and it's it's not a it's not an unusual maneuver.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
I would just say, no, I'm gonna fly another fifty
miles's turn around. It's not and it's not an unusual maneuver.
You know you can do it.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
But I'm just thinking, man, Greg would die.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I would die. I would That would be with the
day I had the stroke.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
The first few times I did it, and it was weird.
It was a very strange feelings view. Wow, you sure
this is safe kind of thing?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Does the instructor have like controls if you freak out
or with it? Okay?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Yeah, but I'm not freaking out because I trust them
in controls yeah, and then you get my controls, your controls.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
I learned that from watching the rehearsal. Yeah, yeah, but
it was. It was cool. Wow, and you're here to
tell the tale.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah it was.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
But I thought I thought about Greg.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
With our recent flights, what I still can't break the
habit of when I get take my seat, I stare
out the window and see the guys loading the bags in,
and I think to they don't have to get on
a plane right now.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
So jealous of that.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Lucky the person working at the restaurant in the airport,
she doesn't have to get on a plane right now.
She's so lucky.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
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Speaker 1 (17:14):
News for you, The Woody Show. It the mouth Matthew
don't every day and is caping score in a game
of darts.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
That's redneck news.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
And today's Redneck News is from Arcadia, Florida.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Were the cops.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
They're on the lookout for a woman who was wanted
for theft, and I do have a clip here. This
is a little bit of the report from the local news.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
The DeSoto County Sheriff's office is on the hunt for
a woman suspected of stealing an adult tricycle, and her
distinctive fashion choice is raising eyebrows. The suspect was captured
on a doorbell camera wearing a higher print onesie. Authorities
quickly identified the suspect as Emily Hesters. However, efforts to
locate her have and challenging. The sheriff's office reported that
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her former residence has indicated she is no longer welcome. Meanwhile,
the stolen tricycle remains unaccounted for. The sheriff's office is
urging the public if you spot someone riding off in
a tiger onesie on a tricycle, Yeah, eight hundred.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
They call the number anyway, So and people did, they responded.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
The County Sheriff's office arrested Emily charged her with grand
theft involving property value between seven hundred and fifty and
five thousand dollars. However, the tricycle remains missing. Oh no, now,
adult tricycle.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
I have not looked it up. What is that is it?
I mean what I've seen the recumbent bicycles that old
gross guys. Yeah, it's literally a tricycle.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Tricycles like if you if you're ever in a big,
big factory or warehouse, they may have a trike that
they used to take tools.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
The other a right ai yeah, wheel yeah, basket, Yeah
it look you know what it looks like. It looks
like one of those beach cruisers like you see, Yeah,
except with instead of having the one wheel on the back,
has got the two.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Okay, I have seen these.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
It would so not be embarrassing to ride that. It
also looks it's just for old people.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Really. Yeah, it's kind of the same, like the same
general structures, like a petticab, like a whether they call
those things.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Yeah, petticab is that what it is?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
All right? Anyway, there's a from Arcadia, Florida.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
That's Emily Hesters who was on the run after stealing
an adult tricycle from someone's house, dressed in a tiger
print onesie. Yeah, and that is today's raid Nick. All right,
we're gonna take a quick break. I get some more
winning show coming on for you.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Next, Hang on.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
The Woody Show, The Woody Show. Here's something else I
saw I thought about, Greg.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Oh, no, so this happened?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Uh Meclesburg County, their commission. This is North Carolina. Their
commission met on Tuesday this week, and as a protest,
somebody let a bunch of bugs loose in the room.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
That's not a protest, that's terrorism.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
The person was quickly removed from the building.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Right.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
No one died, No one died, no one was hurt.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
The meeting continued after the situation was handled.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
They didn't say what kind of bugs they were, or
why the person did it, but or if any even
charges will be filed, because they say it's not clear
if it's illegal to release bugs during a meeting.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
What why would that be specifically written anywhere?
Speaker 3 (20:35):
I mean, you could always tack on stupid like disturbing
the peace.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Generic like that. Yeah. Yeah, But also I would assume
that there's some kind of vandalism.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
Exactly is in damage you could charge You could charge
them for the exterminator, right right, you could charge them
for that.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
For the charges emotional distress, right damage, mental anguish holes.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yeah, I found myself thinking about Greg a lot.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
That's which When was the last time we had a
living animal in this studio. It's been over a year
since the chickens and the cockroach butterflies.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
We could bring a dog in.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Policy, Greg talking about the science for science, it's entertainment
like a science. Our dog's cute.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Them right? Yea? Does it release serotonin or whatever? Down?
Every day?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
A judge in Quebec ruled that giving someone the middle
finger is a person's right to express themselves. You see
these cases every once in a while, freedom of speech.
This guy ended up getting arrested he flipped the bird
at his neighbor during an argument a few years ago.
The judge emphasized that people can express their feelings to
say without facing any kind of legal trouble, calling a
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god given rights, good to know, god given right to
flip somebody else?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
What is the rule there?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Though?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
When it comes to police officers, we can't threaten them.
You can't threaten them.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Can't say hey, I'm gonna come hurt you.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Can you is because I.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Feel like they find if you flip one off, do
you do you get arrested because you mother f them
and flip them off. Or are they just taking that
and saying, oh, okay, well i'm gonna find something. I'm
gonna find something else.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
It's a good reason for you to sit on the
side of the road for an extra twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah, for no reason, right, not by the way, not
that I would ever do it. I would never even Yeah,
Greg's got plenty of But they have these people called
First Amendment auditors, and they will purposely go out flip
off cops.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yell at cops.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Those people are douchebags. People get pulled over. Yeah, you
were talking about those people recently, right, Well.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Compare me as a cart nark to them, and I say, no, no, no,
we do. We do separate things.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Even though they are both they they sometimes have the
similar result of people flipping out and being angry. But yeah,
the First Amendment auditors will go into let's say whatever,
the DMV, any of the post office, sheriff's office, where
you and then they go to the places that you're
allowed to be right, you're allowed to video things.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
They're looking for confrontation, and they're they're.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Looking for that one idiot who's just like neah, yeah,
flips out.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yeah, because I've seen things where hey, man, if you
don't and then you flip all right, well putrys mind
your back right right.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
I mean, I guess it would be disorderly conduct if
you were doing I mean, there's gonna get your First Amendment.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Every once in a while, there are those cases that
come up or somebody did flip off a cop or something,
and then it ends up going before just for that part,
the flipping off part.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Right, you could say, well, he was behaving in an
aggressive manner, which gave me a reasonable suspicion to stop
and detain him, to ask further questions.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
And that's the First Amendment auditor's favorite question. Am I
being detaineded?
Speaker 5 (23:47):
And cops have gotten better at that because when a
couple years ago, when they first copts were like, now
that's yes you are. I'm doing an investigation, and when
I'm finished with my investigation, you'll be free to leave
it out until.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Then investigating what do you have probable costs this d
what crime?
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Well, yeah, you're behaving in an erratic manner, said, you're
behaving an erratic manner, sir, And I just want to
make sure number one, that you're physically and mentally okay.
Number two, you're not a dangered to anybody else.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
I didn't ask for your help, sir, that's.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
That's not the point. I'm here to observe it.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
And protect I've right to be here. I'm on public property.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
I'm saying you don't, sir, But i just want to
make sure that you're okay. It would be a good
cope because you hear these cops and their mother ef
and do this and mother f do that from the cops.
I'm like, cop Belix.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
I mean, you do have cop face.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
You played a cop in the blind Side. I look
like Rando Coppo Nark undercover dude, kids.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Being Remember that movie The blind Side about Michael r. Yeah, anyway,
Sea bass is in that movie. He's a cop.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
So she she shows up, there's some there's a car
accident seeing that she shows up to and she's running
to get to the accident, and she shoves me and
pushes me out of the way. I'm like, man, I
am though it's not my voice.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
You don't hear. They had me mimet and then they
put somebody else and then they hit someone else.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Hey check, they wanted somebody more manly. Authoritat authorita. I
was an extra.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
They didn't want to pay me.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
Right.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Speaking of people being pissed, this eighty one year old
woman in Florida arrested last week after she pepper sprayed
two young girls, a three year old and a six
year old because she didn't like how they were playing
with bubbles.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Jesus appropriate response.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
The cops showed up, the arrested the old bitch on
battery charges. And we had that other story about that
Unis chick bagpipe. Yeah, with the woman confronting the guy
who was playing bagpipes and then she assaulted. She was
another old one. There has to be assaulted the wife.
There has to be a way. I want to I
want to do something for Unis because I support what
she's trying to do.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
You want to do something for Hunis, Yeah, because the bagpipe? Right,
I hate bagpipes. They sucks, specially in public at a park.
For you, no one wants to hear that. But there
needs to be a way to disturb people who are
being disturbances without.
Speaker 7 (26:00):
You, I had no right to play here in this
public park. And she said, I'm going to call my husband.
He's a federal judge, and he's going to make you stop.
She basically swiped at my wife's face.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Yeah, and then she fell and she got herself a
black eye. She got what she deserved. Yeah, Yeah, eight.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Seven seven forty four, Woody, send us a text your
Friday check in. You send that over to two two
nine eight seven will be right back, So you'll.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Be right back. It will happen, or what do you
show next
He's an embecile. He's our embecile.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Now, dude, crazy watching like how much people are freaking out.
The Nintendo switch To is officially out. It's chaos out
there trying to get one. Best buying game. Stop they're
only selling them in store right now. That means, you know,
unless she felt like getting up like dark and early
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and standing in line next to an adult in a
Pikachu hoodie, you're you're probably out of luck. However, however,
all next week the Woody Shows, give me a chance
to win one.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I'll hag hi because look right here, I got my.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Hands boom boom, it's it's it's on its way to
me right now. This is this is one I'm trying
to get. We will have up to five and I'm thinking, uh,
switch or switch for the contest where it will either
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be like a spin on the wheel for like a
like a gift like a cash card, or it's the
mystery box and there could be a switch in there,
or no switch.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
We hit menace with a switch. Yeah yeah, switch or switch.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Get your chance to win the Nintendo switch to each
day next week.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I love that here on the Woody Show. That's a
big deal. I hadn't really thought it out too much.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Tell you, it can completely change by Monday, and it
could be just one of those.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Collar ten ones. I don't know, but yeah, let's get crazy.
I can tell you how much I paid for this too.
It was five three dollars. This one comes with the
game then too.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
No, no, no, no, these are all second I got
it actually on you know how stock x sells shoes
and things like that.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
It's the stock x site. They sell other things.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
But I did it buy it now just so we
would cure one to have one, so we can so
we can, you know, give it away.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
So I just did.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I did this for the first one because then they
said today apparently, like if you don't want to leave
the house, apparently this morning is your best chance to
find one online.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
And then I don't know how any of that works
because I'm I'm not like any kind of big gamer guy.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah, I don't know how it works.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Now, I mean, do they they sell They still sell
physical games, right, like you can go buy a physical
copy of a game.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Still stop still there.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I was wondering because I didn't know a.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Lot of the times that my son for the PlayStation,
he buys it from the store that's online through the console.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah, just downloads it to the console. But I think
they have them at like Target and stuff too, because
I'm always being for those Yeah kid.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, I mean I see the section, but I always
thought that was like maybe extra controllers or the consoles themselves.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Sammy does bring up a good question. Does the new
version have physical game? I have excuse me, I I
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
So, but short of winning one here in the Woodies Show,
your best BET's probably gonna be you know, the old
school thing like physically walking into a store and having
to make eye contact with with another human.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Being, like driving to a store. Right, why is life
so hard?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Switch to is all right?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I was able to get one Wednesday night, an hour
after best Buy was open.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Sweet. Yeah, physical locations.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
You know, like not online stuff right now, but that
apparently today is the day where you might be able
to start finding him online. I don't know, yeah, sweet,
but either way, I know we will have switches to
give away next week.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Switch to to.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Give away here on the on the Woodi Show.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
I'm traumatized by the Nintendo giveaways. I mean the Nintendo
console because you know how we always have those nightmares
that there's gonna be an event where no one shows up. Well,
I was hired to do like a midnight release at
a Best Buy for the Game Boy three D and
it was like, Oh, everyone's gonna be out there, like
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all these lines for like this switch or whatever. They
brought out a bus with all these dancers from Nintendo. Dancers, dancers,
like dancers, thirty dancers, like like, oh, great dancers. I
was like, dude, you know they're all marching and everything.
No one showed up to buy this thing. It was
empty slop. Yeah, such I No, it was a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
But dancers, dancers, How we need dancers?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah, dancers for our switch or switch giveaway.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Way your chance to win starting Monday here on The
Woody Show Show.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
And another new.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Album, Insensitivity Training for a politically correct correct War up
here on Friday morning. Yeah, trying to get through this
morning and in the weekend as quickly as we can.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
June sixth, twenty twenty five. Thank you for being here.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I'm whatding that's Greg Gory Menace is here. But my
final touches on his late night monologue weekend review.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
We'll have that here for you. Momentarily, I know, I think, Wow,
just when you thought I couldn't get any better.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
So that Gina grad Good morning, there's sea baths, we
got Sammy.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
The birthday girl, Morgan is here.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Birthday they got thirty one. Only nine more years until
you're forty?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Would you say that?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Greg? Like nine more.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Years until you're forty?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I told her this morning to enjoy her youth. That
sounds amazing.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I walked in.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
I said, oh, you're so old and washed, and she's like, oh,
I thought you were.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Gonna say why, Yeah, when are you gonna when you
get to crack into these cakes?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah? Everybody's waiting.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Are you guys really waiting for me?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Okay, Well the birthday person has the first. Well I
thought maybe Vaughn could, but I mean high enough.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, I'll come in.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Okay, Well, happy birthday. There's a there's Morgan.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Phones are open eight seven, seven forty four woody Friday
check ins. You can send those to us on the
text over to two to nine seven, Boys and Girls
said his time for this late night monologue week in Yeah,
(06:15):
people ages.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Minute, everybody, what's going on? Well?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
And news?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Nobody saw coming Donald Trump and Elon Musk are fighting online. Next,
you're gonna tell me water is wet and great Glory
isn't a ravenous whore?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
That's up next for Craig. Yes, predictable, you feel me?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I mean it's accurate and more exciting news.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Winter Stitchel is adding locations to Walmart around the country.
It's like, how can we make shoppers hotter? I don't know,
from baby.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Five chili dogs for five dollars? You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Alright, Aaron Rodgers will be the new quarterback for the Steelers.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah, that's a joke. Hilarious, it's a terrible nightmare.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Yeah, the new Nintendo switches out and people are lining
up like crazy, and one buyer said, Mario, you're making
me Luigi making Speaking of Mario and Luigi, it's like
who's cleaning whose pipes?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
First? You feel me?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Loving Sammy?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
You know I love get a.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Room look at Yeah, before you go on, I was
gonna make sure can you check your supply?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Make sure that Sammy didn't.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Dunk into it.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, she may have gotten a little contact.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
You know what.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I did walk into the office earlier for a little bit.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
So yeah, all right, well, doctors are putting out another
warning again, ladies, if you're taking diet drugs and the pill,
the pill might be less effective, So don't end up
being a fat whore like Greg Gory.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
You know, I know what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
So ravenous, so ravenus.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
The US ANALYSI travel band on twelve countries, which affects
me because my outback steakhouse reservation just got canceled in
the Congo.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Did you see, by the way, Greg, Laos is one
of the countries.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Every time I hear Laos, I think a Greg Gory.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I think it's the most random, funny sounding country planet.
And people who are from Laos, they're Laoti the Laosia.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
What do they even do that?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Where are you from? I'm from Blaos.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
The longest things are just cracked cracked, Greg.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Up from Laos. I don't know. Why.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Can you check your stash to make sure that Greg
Gordon' tap into.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Laus doesn't get enough shine? You know, nobody talks about Laos.
I've got it. It's Laos having metal. We've got to
looking for a.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Right I saw a headline on USA today dot Com
saying Amazon reveals best books of the year, and you
might as well just have a headline that says get
aids fast.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Ain't nobody could.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Have gone that.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Another better do better? All right?
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Speaking of visual aids, the new Wicked trailer is out
and let's just face this, Society is over, so please
just bring the super volcano already, because because if I
have to go through another run of Wicked, I need
to find a time machine to go back to COVID.
It's like, where's the bad at I want to have
sex with it. It is like that I'll sixty nine
(09:47):
it right now, you know, Okay, if I can't do
this Wicked.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Thing already, I figured it out.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah, Menace has his He works very hard on this.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
You can tell he puts a lot of time into this, right.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
The problem is the reading.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Right, So when he's it's written if you just read it,
but when Menace is delivering it, there's things that are
supposed to go together that have a pause between.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Right.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I finally figured it out because sometimes like especially a
long pause, the long long Yeah, that's just the reading.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
I see.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
I was kidding. All right, Well, it's like bring on
the super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah, I just can't wrap it up now.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
So anyways, we're having a great show for you.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Step joke.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
There's a couple steps on. So anyways, we have a
great show for you. O. J. Simpson's son is here
and uh and Madonna have a great show.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
I had to take out a couple of lines because
it kept on start going down. So let's we can,
we can.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I want to hear the You work so hard on
the jokes.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I want to hear the joke.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
It wasn't funny to begin with.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Let me hear the it was funny.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
There are some singers.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Give us one of them. You don't do all of them.
Just give us one. No, it's not funny when he
set it up like that.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Just try it. Is there anything about Laos?
Speaker 5 (11:11):
It's one of those countries to get screwed because they're
fully landlocked, like Vietnam, like takes the whole coastline.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
We did look up houses in Laos one time. Affordable
and quite affordable. We might be moving and we might
go there.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Shout out to Laus, shout it out.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I want to hear one of these jokes. Yeah cool.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Let me see Sidney Sweeney is selling soap with their
bath See it goes with the other joke that got
so this joke comes out of what it comes out
of the bat having I forgot it.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Got it now that bad is selling burgers at Walmart?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
All right?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah those are pretty.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Much cute, okay.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
And then Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Sidney Sweeney was the setup that she's selling her bathwater
bath water soap.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Got all right.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
It's all good, yeah almost.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I'm always used in the behind the scenes stuff. Greg.
I like the underthing of me being a horror though.
That was good. Yeah, this show all right?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
So I got a brand new redneck news coming up
for you now, Greg, I did think about you yesterday.
I've been trying for years to get Greg to be
less nervous, more comfortable about flying, right.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
So far it's a losing battle.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Yeah, No, there's been a couple of flights he has,
he has overall, he's gotten better a little bit. We
have come a long way since the day where he
was on the plane and they relocated his seat to
the back mid flight, where the flight attendant came up.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Said sir, we're gonna have to relocate you to a
different seat.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
You're making the other patches rather nervous because he was
he was white knuckling it, digging his claws into the
arm restaurant.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
For god, yeah, for god, it was freaking everybody.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
And I totally thought she was approaching me to say
is there anything I can get in the bathroom? Yeah,
and they put me right by the mouth.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
And I'm just gonna share this that I'll move on.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
But so, doing one of my flight lessons yesterday, we
did something that even I was like, wow, this is
kind of crazy. Yeah, that's why I bring it up
because I'm I'm not a phased by and that didn't
even bother you. I'm not phased by any anything. Really,
I've been skydiving, I've done all those different things. We
did something because when a plane is coming in for
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a landing sometimes you'll get what they call a short approach,
meaning when the plane is on final the runway is
straight ahead right and you have some time to get
down onto altitude for you know, landing. But sometimes you're
coming the opposite direction of a parallel to the to
the runway, but you're traveling in the opposite direction, and
air traffic control say, can you do a short approach,
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meaning do a quick turn, but you're a higher altitude
than what you need to be and you don't have
a lot of time to get down to altitude to
land the plane.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Instead of going way beyond the airport doing a huge
U turn coming back.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
You just know, real quick, flip a bitch, do you turn?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
You do like a pretty tight turn, and now you're
pretty close to the runway, but you're way high from
where you should be altitude wise. You do something called
a slip landing, which we were practicing yesterday, where you
basically just lose a ton of altitude and a very
short amount of time while maintaining your air.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Speed and you're not diving.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
So what you would do in this particular case is
you put full rudder left or right, depending on which
way the winds coming from. You know, you're always landing
into the wind, so the wind's coming from the left, right,
you would just jam down on the right rudder and
then use your control, your flight control, you know, to
then turn into the wind. So the but the plane
(15:12):
just starts dropping like a rock. And I'm basically standing
on the right rudder because you have to put full
rudder in. I'm standing on this rudder and I'm using
my my fight control. It's called an aileron right to
uh to to kind of keep that. This is how
you're you're maintaining your your center right and this thing
is just dropping the nose is you're just dropping and
(15:35):
you're not losing air speed like that. And I was thinking, man,
this is something that you would just say, you know what,
I'm not available for this kind of approach.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
If Greg is ever with you, you are not available
for this kind of a probe.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Would they ever ask that?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Because you can do it, because there's a lot of
traffic and it's it's not a it's not an unusual maneuver.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
I would just say, no, I'm gonna fly another fifty
miles's turn around. It's not and it's not an unusual maneuver.
You know you can do it.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
But I'm just thinking, man, Greg would die.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I would die. I would That would be with the
day I had the stroke.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
The first few times I did it, and it was weird.
It was a very strange feelings view. Wow, you sure
this is safe kind of thing?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Does the instructor have like controls if you freak out
or with it? Okay?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Yeah, but I'm not freaking out because I trust them
in controls yeah, and then you get my controls, your controls.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
I learned that from watching the rehearsal. Yeah, yeah, but
it was. It was cool. Wow, and you're here to
tell the tale.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah it was.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
But I thought I thought about Greg.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
With our recent flights, what I still can't break the
habit of when I get take my seat, I stare
out the window and see the guys loading the bags in,
and I think to they don't have to get on
a plane right now.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
So jealous of that.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Lucky the person working at the restaurant in the airport,
she doesn't have to get on a plane right now.
She's so lucky.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
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Speaker 1 (17:14):
News for you, The Woody Show. It the mouth Matthew
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Speaker 3 (17:21):
That's redneck news.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
And today's Redneck News is from Arcadia, Florida.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Were the cops.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
They're on the lookout for a woman who was wanted
for theft, and I do have a clip here. This
is a little bit of the report from the local news.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
The DeSoto County Sheriff's office is on the hunt for
a woman suspected of stealing an adult tricycle, and her
distinctive fashion choice is raising eyebrows. The suspect was captured
on a doorbell camera wearing a higher print onesie. Authorities
quickly identified the suspect as Emily Hesters. However, efforts to
locate her have and challenging. The sheriff's office reported that
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her former residence has indicated she is no longer welcome. Meanwhile,
the stolen tricycle remains unaccounted for. The sheriff's office is
urging the public if you spot someone riding off in
a tiger onesie on a tricycle, Yeah, eight hundred.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
They call the number anyway, So and people did, they responded.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
The County Sheriff's office arrested Emily charged her with grand
theft involving property value between seven hundred and fifty and
five thousand dollars. However, the tricycle remains missing. Oh no, now,
adult tricycle.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
I have not looked it up. What is that is it?
I mean what I've seen the recumbent bicycles that old
gross guys. Yeah, it's literally a tricycle.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Tricycles like if you if you're ever in a big,
big factory or warehouse, they may have a trike that
they used to take tools.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
The other a right ai yeah, wheel yeah, basket, Yeah
it look you know what it looks like. It looks
like one of those beach cruisers like you see, Yeah,
except with instead of having the one wheel on the back,
has got the two.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Okay, I have seen these.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
It would so not be embarrassing to ride that. It
also looks it's just for old people.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Really. Yeah, it's kind of the same, like the same
general structures, like a petticab, like a whether they call
those things.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Yeah, petticab is that what it is?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
All right? Anyway, there's a from Arcadia, Florida.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
That's Emily Hesters who was on the run after stealing
an adult tricycle from someone's house, dressed in a tiger
print onesie. Yeah, and that is today's raid Nick. All right,
we're gonna take a quick break. I get some more
winning show coming on for you.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Next, Hang on.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
The Woody Show, The Woody Show. Here's something else I
saw I thought about, Greg.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Oh, no, so this happened?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Uh Meclesburg County, their commission. This is North Carolina. Their
commission met on Tuesday this week, and as a protest,
somebody let a bunch of bugs loose in the room.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
That's not a protest, that's terrorism.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
The person was quickly removed from the building.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Right.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
No one died, No one died, no one was hurt.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
The meeting continued after the situation was handled.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
They didn't say what kind of bugs they were, or
why the person did it, but or if any even
charges will be filed, because they say it's not clear
if it's illegal to release bugs during a meeting.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
What why would that be specifically written anywhere?
Speaker 3 (20:35):
I mean, you could always tack on stupid like disturbing
the peace.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Generic like that. Yeah. Yeah, But also I would assume
that there's some kind of vandalism.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
Exactly is in damage you could charge You could charge
them for the exterminator, right right, you could charge them
for that.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
For the charges emotional distress, right damage, mental anguish holes.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yeah, I found myself thinking about Greg a lot.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
That's which When was the last time we had a
living animal in this studio. It's been over a year
since the chickens and the cockroach butterflies.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
We could bring a dog in.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Policy, Greg talking about the science for science, it's entertainment
like a science. Our dog's cute.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Them right? Yea? Does it release serotonin or whatever? Down?
Every day?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
A judge in Quebec ruled that giving someone the middle
finger is a person's right to express themselves. You see
these cases every once in a while, freedom of speech.
This guy ended up getting arrested he flipped the bird
at his neighbor during an argument a few years ago.
The judge emphasized that people can express their feelings to
say without facing any kind of legal trouble, calling a
(21:50):
god given rights, good to know, god given right to
flip somebody else?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
What is the rule there?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Though?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
When it comes to police officers, we can't threaten them.
You can't threaten them.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Can't say hey, I'm gonna come hurt you.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Can you is because I.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Feel like they find if you flip one off, do
you do you get arrested because you mother f them
and flip them off. Or are they just taking that
and saying, oh, okay, well i'm gonna find something. I'm
gonna find something else.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
It's a good reason for you to sit on the
side of the road for an extra twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah, for no reason, right, not by the way, not
that I would ever do it. I would never even Yeah,
Greg's got plenty of But they have these people called
First Amendment auditors, and they will purposely go out flip
off cops.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yell at cops.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Those people are douchebags. People get pulled over. Yeah, you
were talking about those people recently, right, Well.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Compare me as a cart nark to them, and I say, no, no, no,
we do. We do separate things.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Even though they are both they they sometimes have the
similar result of people flipping out and being angry. But yeah,
the First Amendment auditors will go into let's say whatever,
the DMV, any of the post office, sheriff's office, where
you and then they go to the places that you're
allowed to be right, you're allowed to video things.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
They're looking for confrontation, and they're they're.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Looking for that one idiot who's just like neah, yeah,
flips out.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yeah, because I've seen things where hey, man, if you
don't and then you flip all right, well putrys mind
your back right right.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
I mean, I guess it would be disorderly conduct if
you were doing I mean, there's gonna get your First Amendment.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Every once in a while, there are those cases that
come up or somebody did flip off a cop or something,
and then it ends up going before just for that part,
the flipping off part.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Right, you could say, well, he was behaving in an
aggressive manner, which gave me a reasonable suspicion to stop
and detain him, to ask further questions.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
And that's the First Amendment auditor's favorite question. Am I
being detaineded?
Speaker 5 (23:47):
And cops have gotten better at that because when a
couple years ago, when they first copts were like, now
that's yes you are. I'm doing an investigation, and when
I'm finished with my investigation, you'll be free to leave
it out until.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Then investigating what do you have probable costs this d
what crime?
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Well, yeah, you're behaving in an erratic manner, said, you're
behaving an erratic manner, sir, And I just want to
make sure number one, that you're physically and mentally okay.
Number two, you're not a dangered to anybody else.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
I didn't ask for your help, sir, that's.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
That's not the point. I'm here to observe it.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
And protect I've right to be here. I'm on public property.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
I'm saying you don't, sir, But i just want to
make sure that you're okay. It would be a good
cope because you hear these cops and their mother ef
and do this and mother f do that from the cops.
I'm like, cop Belix.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
I mean, you do have cop face.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
You played a cop in the blind Side. I look
like Rando Coppo Nark undercover dude, kids.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Being Remember that movie The blind Side about Michael r. Yeah, anyway,
Sea bass is in that movie. He's a cop.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
So she she shows up, there's some there's a car
accident seeing that she shows up to and she's running
to get to the accident, and she shoves me and
pushes me out of the way. I'm like, man, I
am though it's not my voice.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
You don't hear. They had me mimet and then they
put somebody else and then they hit someone else.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Hey check, they wanted somebody more manly. Authoritat authorita. I
was an extra.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
They didn't want to pay me.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
Right.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Speaking of people being pissed, this eighty one year old
woman in Florida arrested last week after she pepper sprayed
two young girls, a three year old and a six
year old because she didn't like how they were playing
with bubbles.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Jesus appropriate response.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
The cops showed up, the arrested the old bitch on
battery charges. And we had that other story about that
Unis chick bagpipe. Yeah, with the woman confronting the guy
who was playing bagpipes and then she assaulted. She was
another old one. There has to be assaulted the wife.
There has to be a way. I want to I
want to do something for Unis because I support what
she's trying to do.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
You want to do something for Hunis, Yeah, because the bagpipe? Right,
I hate bagpipes. They sucks, specially in public at a park.
For you, no one wants to hear that. But there
needs to be a way to disturb people who are
being disturbances without.
Speaker 7 (26:00):
You, I had no right to play here in this
public park. And she said, I'm going to call my husband.
He's a federal judge, and he's going to make you stop.
She basically swiped at my wife's face.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Yeah, and then she fell and she got herself a
black eye. She got what she deserved. Yeah, Yeah, eight.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Seven seven forty four, Woody, send us a text your
Friday check in. You send that over to two two
nine eight seven will be right back, So you'll.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Be right back. It will happen, or what do you
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