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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This what is weird? The Woody Show, and we are
into another new hour in sensitivity training for a politically
correct world. It's Monday morning. It's June ninth, twenty twenty five.
I'm wody. That's Greg Gory. Hi, Woody, we got Menace.
Gina grad is here.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
There's Sammy morning. Sea Bass is here. We've got Morgan.
Che's taking your calls eight seven seven forty four. Woody,
you can send us a text over to two two
nine eight seven weekend cheers and jeers. Well start with Morgan.
How is your birthday weekend? And how are the How
are the UFC fights?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Oh, guys, the fights were amazing? Yeah, some good one.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
And then my birthday weekend was great. It was funny. Saturday.
Actually went to training and then I look out the
window and I'm like, who's that guy? I recognize him
and it's Vaughn.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Nice Von Von?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
What happened to be going next door to brunch? So
I finished training and went real.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
So you're inside of a gym fighting, yes, and bron
is like Von is tiptoeing through the tulips to brunch, right,
I combined brunching?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, man, I quit drinking.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
But God really wants me to get drunk today.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Von, how is brunch?
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (01:15):
We got so lit?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I saw some videos that look like it. Question, is
there a day like do you ever give yourself like
a full day where you're either not drunk in or high.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
I haven't had a tea break in a long time.
I don't drink that often, so maybe like once a
week I'll drink. But wheed is every day, all day.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Every day?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
What's it? What's a tea break? I've not heard of that.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
A th h C break?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Sorry'm not cooler.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
It takes way too long.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
Yeah, it's probably been like a few years since I've
taken like a week or so oft a week.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
When's the last time you've gone a day without weed
or alcohol?
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Probably being sick, like at some point in the last
year or so, probably.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Probably, I mean I still remember, Hey, what did uh Morian?
What did the cabo do for your birthday?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
We went to get sushi and then you know, he
actually took the day off on Friday from work so we.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Could He took the day off for your birthday.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I know I didn't ask him to. He was like, yeah,
I'm not working today.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
That's so nice.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
And then he went for sushi.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Sushi. Yeah, I had a nice little nap on the
couchy like lasers.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
On the couch.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Did did he get you any gifts or anything?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I mean he paid for my sushi, but I like,
that's all no card. Did he got me a card?
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
We got to end a perfect birthday. I'm trying to
argue for the ending of card culture. I love car
car such an obligation. I mean, is there a gift
card inside? You can get somebody a gift and you
could acknowledge their birthday via phone, call, text, or in person.
But we need to end the whole card thing.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
You like, you're not going to send a gift to
a random friend of a card is all they need.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
Unless the card has a gift card as a vessel
was right, you.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Know, yeah, it's your thing.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
It's like Celery, such a disappointment. Salery is only good one.
It's a vessel for peanut.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Butter, that's true.
Speaker 7 (03:17):
Doesn't have like a check in side something something Otherwise
it's useless up in the air.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I love you too, Wow, Sammy weekend cheers and.
Speaker 8 (03:33):
Jeer my cheers is to peacocks because I went somewhere
for lunch for the actual peacocks, actual peacocks.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I want somewhere for lunch for. They had wine and
other stuff.
Speaker 8 (03:42):
It's outdoors and they have peacocks that roam the property
and they are so pretty. When I was looking at it,
it looked fake. When you see it in real life.
Their colors are so vibrant and bright, and all of
their feathers are so perfect.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
It's like, damn, And did they like shake them?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Have you?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Did?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You seem like I didn't see that.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah, we're incorporating animals into everything. Now. There's restaurants of
peacocks one around. There's goat yoga like people. There's cat cafe.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Cat cafe, Yeah, but such a nice fea who have
peacocks in their neighborhoods hate them because they're they are loud.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (04:17):
I took a tour of way Noon's house once. Oh,
I had a ton of peacocks on it. And then
there's peacocks outside on the other side of the wall
the fence of his house, and neighbors are complaining about it,
and He's like, Oh, those aren't my peacocks. Those are
the kids of my peacocks. Oh wow, responsibility, don't responsibly
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kids that were complaining about.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Them about your gear.
Speaker 8 (04:42):
My geers is to a show called over Compensating on
Amazon Prime.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I don't know how I.
Speaker 8 (04:48):
Started watching it, but it's about a guy who goes
to college as a freshman and he's gay, but he's
in the closet and so it's sort of like all
the things that he's thinking or thinks people are thinking
about him, and he wants to come out, but he's
trying to pretend that he's straight, and it's it's very strange,
and I didn't like it.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
But I can strange how like like a fever dream
watching it, Like you know those shows were like that Severn.
Is this supposed to be what's actually happening or is
this what's being imagined that is happening.
Speaker 8 (05:18):
Both, it's what's happening, and it's what he's imagining is happening.
And then it's also for whatever reason, in what's actually happening,
all the straight guys are like, hell yeah, get a
vagina tonight, like it's so vulgar.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Oh yeah, secret camera and I are hanging out. Yeah,
we talked about hot chicks constantly.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
So it's like, for real's college Greg, Greg and I
do that like because there are those dudes who everything's
got to be like cold beer, hot chip, yeah, bro,
high five man. Or that's why my whole sixty nine
joke comes from, like, oh yeah, sixty nine just.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Over the top?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Are we that? Are we that excited about sixty nine?
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Or the one actual I heard from a mutual friend
love going to the movies. The only thing better than
going to a movie is going to a movie with
a hot ship.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, it's like eighties. I said that in this show
Ye over Compensating.
Speaker 8 (06:13):
It's called over compensating. Yeah, And I hated it, but
I couldn't stop watching it. It was one of those
beau when I was.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
British, no menace, weekend cheers and jeers, So I was
kind of like Vaughn and I just hit the vaatepen
all weekend and built Legos and I became like so
addicted because on Friday I bought a Lego set and
then I finished it and I was like, oh, I
need another one. So I had a door dash to
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my house across one thousand dollars. You door dashed a
Lego set?
Speaker 7 (06:44):
Yeah, you could already bother to go get it well,
because yeah, I'm not going to drive so responsive.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I've never heard of door dashing non food items.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, And then that's the thing I welcome.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Okay, I'm here modern life.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
At the same time, I was watching a bunch of
comedy as I watched THEO Vaughn. I watched, Oh, Shane
Gillis has a TV show called Tires that's on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
That was really good.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 7 (07:09):
And then also I watched the Dale Earnhardt documentary.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
High Yeah, it was really cool.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
And then.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You're aware of Amazon. Have you heard of Amazon?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Amazon discovered a year and a half.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
But if you want things faster, you can door dash it.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
And then so I think my jeers was I ran
out of Legos because every day I stopped start buying
a new set. And I think, you know how you
always said I get fixated on I was just gonna
say yeah, and then I'm just like wow, in this
series of sets, there's ten and I've only completed five. Okay,
so thinking about F one case.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
So you know, okay, F One's another example something that
Medas has been come fixated on. But even we'll go
back over the years that we've known Menace. It's usually
around food. So he'll get like stuck on a particular
like I like chicken, right, but everything's chicken, and he
goes to the same chicken spot multiple times in the day.
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He'll do that for weeks, and then he's off that
and he's onto the conveyor belt sushi place and he
goes there multiple times in a week. But I know
he does that for weeks on end. I always need
to complete something and then and then he gives up
on that and becomes something else. Now, on the cruise
that we went, like, he brought lego sets packed, built them,
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and he and dumbass Tyler were building lego sets in
the crews in the bar on the cruise. Where are
these lego sets? I thought they bought him on board
or in one of the ports. No, they pack them.
Speaker 7 (08:45):
Now, that wasn't my idea to bring in on the cruise,
but I said, you know what, I'm down.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Okay, Well, so now he's obsessed with the legos And
then you ended up giving those two to the bartender
and he almost cried.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
Oh so he still has him? Or think he just
pretended to be excited he was.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
I got kind of emotional about it. Yeah, because he
was telling us like he was from a really part,
a really poor part of Mexico, and he didn't have
toys when he was a kid. It got into like
this really emotional story. I'm like, oh damn. I didn't
really it was gonna be that big a deal. I
thought you're like, hey, this would be something cool for
your your cabin on board.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
So the jeers that you ran out of Legos?
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (09:24):
Yeah, Well because by Sunday I was on my third
set and like, wow, I just don't have enough time
to do more. I have five more sets to do,
and then there's like there's like three more after that
and then I could probably be done unless if I
move on to another series.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Are you going to be displaying never anything?
Speaker 4 (09:42):
No?
Speaker 5 (09:42):
No, Greg would be so disappointed. On average, how long
does it take to do one?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Well, here's the freaking thing, right, they're different.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
There's different sizes and.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Number of pieces.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
They're all the same size, Greg, they all look the same,
but what you're doing, Yeah, so they're all the f
one sets are about thirty bucks each and uh, but
they're all built different, which upsets me because I'm like, oh,
I'm gonna.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
I can bang.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
They're built different every little like piece and break. It's
like not built the same, like the sides of the
cars and all.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Kinds of it's like starting over each time. There's a
lot of memory.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
But isn't doing it have the fun?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Yeah yeah, So it's not like you want to rush
through it.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Oh I want to see how fast I can complete it.
Yeah that's one stop. Oh wait, going.
Speaker 7 (10:31):
Back real quick to the Dale Earnhardt thing. Okay, so
I know he's an incredible driver. Everybody loves him, but
like this guy pretty much just did the pit maneuver
on everybody constantly. So if you don't know the if
you don't know what the pit maneuver is, it's like
police do it and police chases where they just like tap, yeah,
and they tapped the back of people's cars and spin
him out. He was doing that all day on the
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track and like at two hundred miles an hour, right.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah, just a really good card player, ounce cards.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
He knows what he's doing.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I don't know, but was that I mean, I don't
know how racing works. Is that against the rules?
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Do they have penalty flags.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I mean it's because you would think he would have
been disqualified so too.
Speaker 7 (11:12):
They didn't really get into it because his son was
the one that made the documentary, so he's not going
to make his dad look terrible. But like, yeah, but
like the I would think he would get kind of
banned or well.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Let's say, hold on, suspended, hold on, because it's going
to pick up everybody else's words. Hold on one second.
Is pitting somebody illegal in Nascar? I don't know, dude,
Let's see it was wild, it says, Nope, Pitting someone
in Nascar is not illegal per se. In fact, the
bump and run, a mild version of pitting, is kind
of a legendary move in Nascar lore. There you go,
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bump and run if you mean pitting like spinning another
car by tapping the rear quarter panel, blah blah blah,
then it's not explicitly banned. But look down thinks it
was intentional, dangerous or egregious. They can't do penalized drivers
for it, anything from position drops to fines and suspensions.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Okay, so it could just be an accident.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
It is not that much he was doing it on purpose,
So you give it a nice name, like the bumping run,
the bumping the run. That's as pity a little bumping run,
just a little bumping run.
Speaker 7 (12:18):
He was bumping and running all day.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah, I'll share. I'll share a cheer, okay, and everything
kind of ties together in a weird way. Cheer is
that I got to fly with my son for the
first time.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
I took him with me.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
How did that count?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
It was great? And part of my thought process on
this was exposing and I always try to expose, you know,
the kids two different things to hopefully maybe inspire some
kind of like interest or passion, you know, because I've
seen so many kids at the flight school. And there's
one kid who just turned seventeen and you can't get
your license until a certain age or whatever. But like
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he did all the training beforehand, so the minute he
was the old was old enough, he got all his
licenses and his ratings and everything else. Boom boom, boom
knocked him all out. And this kid's going to be
going to the airlines. So this kid by twenty three
is probably gonna be working for an airline. Wow, you know,
which is insane. But like as a parent, you're always
trying to expose you know, your kids two different things.
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Try out soccer, try out this thing. Try have you
tried playing an instrument? Have you tried different things, just
to try to like see what they're they take. I
all if that happened. But he really had a good
time and it was cool for you know, me to
be able to share, you know, what I'm doing with him.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Right, And now my daughter wants to go, which I'll
take her at some point.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
So there was that, and then my jeer in general
is just to parenthood because again, parenting your kids. You
can love your kids and hate being a parent because
the parenting is hard and when you have to make
decisions and you have to do things and you know,
things that aren't fun, Like nobody wants tension in the house.
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Nobody wants to punish anybody. Like nobody gets excited about
Oh man, I get to take something really cool away
from my kids.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Because you're not a man.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
That part sucks because like I had such a great
day just in general with myself. I took them the
hammer and nails. Wow, we got haircuts.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
I got them.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I got them first, like pedicure, which you know, was
worried it is going to turn him gay, But I said, no,
worry son, you done it. Look at me. Then we
went out for like pizza after we had a great day.
We had a great day, but then there's this thing
hanging over where there's still like you know, the faw
in the aftermath. I was trying to show them like,
hey man, this is what life could be when things
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when you just do what you're supposed to do and
you know you're you're you're being responsible and making good decisions,
like this is how I want things to be.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Did that come up or it never?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
No, that's what I said. I say that is part
of the conversation. Yeah, but man, it just brings back
like being a parent really blows because the older they get,
they say, the bigger the kid, the bigger the problems, right,
because they can become more serious issues or more or
complicated things other than somebody took my toy and I
was playing with it first and oh boy, like, but
when they get older, it's it's it's there was thing.
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And so I figure, and this goes back to another
cheer that I have. I figure that there's enough hard
things that you have to deal with in life that
I don't want to make things any more difficult than
they need to be. And I've told this before. I'm
a man of convenience. So I've been thinking about something
for a while and I made an executive decision over
the weekend. I already started acting on it. But and
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I don't know who this person's going to be at,
but I have decided that I'm going to be hiring
another person for the show, somebody on my own payroll,
somebody who I hire and pay on my own. They're
not going to be an iHeart employee, but this person
is going to do all that garbage that I get
here at one thirty in the morning. For that, I'm
here two and a half three hours before everybody else,
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well not everybody, Sammy, but I'm here two and a
half three hours for anybody who's not a producer on
the show arrives and they can people come in, They
grabbed their coffee, and there I hear people talking other people,
and I go, why am I here three hours?
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Right?
Speaker 7 (16:07):
Good question?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
And so yeah, because but no one, it's how it's
how things get done.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Right.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
So anyway, I decided enough of that, I'm gonna hire
somebody to do that so that I can come in closer.
Not and maybe exactly when everybody else is getting but
like you know, maybe two hours later than what I've
been getting in that would be a changer.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
It.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Life is difficult enough in other ways, and quite frankly,
I think my time can be better used in other ways.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
And also hopefully you'll change your perspective because you would say, oh,
what difference is one hour? It's a huge difference, huge difference.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I said that based on the fact that I was
getting one extra hour and then I went back to
getting one less hour, and I didn't notice much of
a difference, because I turs two hours can be big.
That's a cheer. So I have some I have some
people in mind. It's not a full time position. It's
just like for a small handful of hours in the morning.
They'll be gone by this point in the day and
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then that'll be it.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Wow, good, that's good.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yeah, so that'll leave. That'll leave so much more time
for activities. Is the call number? Get ready to call,
and I'm gonna give you. I don't know how we.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Want to do this.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Do we want to do it this way? We're giving
away a Nintendo.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Switch to yeah, some people want those.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
It's been impossible to get Mena said he went by
a target. Oh my god, there was a display at
Target set up. It looked like a tornado ran through it, tsunami.
It was just destroyed. And I don't know if you've
seen the videos online and the people who are camping out,
they're waiting out trying to buy this Nintendo switch to
it's such a hot item. I went on and I
bought one. I got my hands. I overpaid for it,
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but to give it away on the air because I
know how much some people listening to the show really
want one, And so we're gonna give you a chance
to win one and quite frankly baiting you to listen.
That's how this works, right, that's how this long game works.
So the impossible to get item can be yours. If
you have the correct answer for impossible trivia, I will
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give you an impossible trivia question. You have to be
the first person with the correct answer, and if you
could do that, you're gonna be the winner. I love it,
So I'll throw out a question. First person with the
correct answer that I'm looking for will be the winner.
So you can call. Now let's get some people lined up.
At least they have them lined up, Morgan. Eight seven
seven forty four, Woody is the phone number. That's eight
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seven seven forty four, Woody. Let's get lined up and
get ready to win a Nintendo switch to the impossible
to get item with some impossible trivia cork. So that's
the way I like it to say, corksuckers, our burn
not made.
Speaker 8 (18:42):
I like to soak on the biggest thick cars.
Speaker 7 (18:46):
While you are soaking at the cart, you can also
massage at the.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Great sa the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
All right, so I'm gonna give you the impossible trivia question.
First person with the right answer is going to win
a very much in demand, almost impossible to get Nintendo
switch to console.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Hell, yes, I've secured one for you, the Woodi Show listener,
And each day this week you've got a chance to
win one. The question today, impossible trivia question, first person
the right answer eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. According
to a recent poll, eight percent of people admit they've
done this gross thing in a public pool.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
What is it? Sure?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. That's eight seven seven
forty four wood Already have that some people on the
phones all lined up and did that during the break,
because I think it's going to take at least a
few oak to get through it. It is called impossible trivia.
I'm looking for a specific answer here. According to a
recent poll, eight percent of people admit they've done this
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gross thing in a public pool.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Let's say hi to Shad, Hey, good morning, Shad, Shaddad,
good morning morning. All right, so what is your guests?
Speaker 5 (20:08):
Try to go with the obvious.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
And p uh is the answer? Pee in the pool?
Speaker 5 (20:15):
No, no, it is not.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
He Let's go to Brady, Good morning, Brady, Hey, good morning. Alright,
so somebody already guess p is not pee. But according
to a recent paul, eight percent of people admit they've
done this gross thing in a public pool. What is it?
Speaker 7 (20:33):
You can go with blowing your nose, blowing your nose.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Blowing your nose into the water.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Not rocket, it's not.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Rocket in the water.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
That's always fun.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
That is correct. Not as impossible as I thought.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Yeah, and I think it's way higher than eight.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Well again, this is something sexual. This po percent of
people admit they've done this gross thing in a public pool,
and it is blowing their nose into the water. I mean,
what are you supposed to do? I mean you've done it.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Greg, I think I have in high school when I
was on the swim team.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
That's the last time.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Why would I do that? No? No, because there's a pool.
There's this thing called legs. You can walk out of
the pool to do whatever, to grab a towel. Yeah, no,
I don't do that in my own pool. Maybe in
your pool. I've done it in my own pool. No,
I haven't done it in mine. I've done it. Disgusting
That stuff floats around. It's gross due.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
You know, you know what else that Loren can knock
out something beauty, but you see it floating around. Not
worried about that. Wow, I'm more grossed out by the
idea like somebody peeing in a pool than I am
about somebody really with.
Speaker 7 (21:49):
Greg, because I wouldn't want to I wouldn't want to
see it floating.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Yeah. Yeah, it's one part per billion basically.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yeah, grocer, Brady, congratulations, you are the winner here on
Impossible Trivia. Second call in. All right, well Brady, hang
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here on the Woody Show. They've been they've been popping up,
(22:21):
like somebody said that their best buy. They were out
of the weekend. They had a few of them sitting there.
Oh really, maybe.
Speaker 7 (22:26):
They had some backstock that they put out.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
I don't know. Hey, an update here ed the zebra
was captured yesterday. He's at pet zebra that went missing
your Nashville last week.
Speaker 7 (22:37):
Yeah, and he was out on the.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
The Sheriff's department posted a video of a helicopter airlifting
him to a horse trailer that was waiting to take
him home. Yeah it's sallow. Yeah, they picked him up
in a helicopter. Yeah, my god. Meanwhile, another zoo news YEA,
a zoo in Wisconsin has an update about an otter
(23:01):
named Louis that escaped in March. He's been spotted a
few times and it seems like he's doing fine out
on his own. The zoo announced that he's made the
decision to be a wild otter, so they've called off
the search. He's free.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
You can go where you don't need you.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
I don't know, I mean, you think after zoo life.
They wouldn't be able to handle themselves. Well, you know what,
that's a decision he you know, Yeah, I mean it's
his choice. They can they can. You can only offer Yeah, hey,
you can live his choice, right, Yeah, we can.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Take care of you healthcare, food. Yeah, you get all
this attention from adoring fans to come and see for
his freedom. Yeah. And so if you happen to just
get eaten alive in the wild, I guess that is
on you, mister otter.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
It's the circle of life.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah, in Wisconsin. What kind of I mean, otters, what
kind of environment do they live in?
Speaker 5 (23:49):
I know?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Water? Don't I know that do they need? Because Wisconsin,
I mean obviously you know lakes and things like that,
big lakes, ye like, but like the lakes will freeze, yeah, absolutely,
Like can can be running into some trouble at some point,
(24:09):
like now, it's fine, that's a winter problem, right.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
I think of them as more ocean animals instead of
lake animals.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Well, it's a thick fur keep and and a lot
of body fat keep them warm even in icy water,
so he might make but.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
If it freezes over, yeah, then you're just walking around.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Have you ever see the alligators. What happens when when
the water freezes.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Over, They don't they go frozen with their little noses.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yes, they're smart enough that they keep their nose just
above the surface. They're below the surface of the ice frozen,
but their nose is sticking up above the surface and
it freezes all around them. The videos are wild, and
they're fine because they're cold blooded and everything else. They're
just chilling under the ice. They're not going anywhere. Their
body goes into some kind of like hibernation.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
But like like a sleep mode on.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Yeah, they're like so claustrophobic. They're like in power saving mode. Yeah,
it's it's pretty weird. The somebody you know, there are
a bunch of videos. You can see this one guy
I saw with the video, you know, he's there music
explaining the whole thing about how they're perfectly fine and
what will happen is that was wait until it breaks
up around them and then and then just go about
let's go about gating.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Yeah, a text here from the seven oh one saying
married with children is on Hulu.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
Guys.
Speaker 7 (25:26):
Hell, yeah, dude, I just saw Bud Bundy was doing
a signing.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Its sweet No the Sun.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Oh, Bud Bundy. Sorry, David Faustino, look at that. Look
at that recall nice, that's not the hardest thing in
the world.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Wouldn't know, really, I grew up on that show.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
That's a great show.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
Was it not available to stream before?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (25:52):
I watch it on YouTube, but they wouldn't have the
intro song on there, which is.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I mean, got you in the mood. The shows come
and go on all the different streaming services, Like I
used to know where Fraser was. It's like, oh boy,
I believe in Seinfeld started on one and ended up
on another one.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
That always happened.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yeah, they dug along. I did see something over thek.
This past weekend was the fortieth anniversary of The Goonies
being released in theaters. The fortieth anniversary. That's the last
time I saw it was in the Yeah really, yeah,
so good.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
I should try to rewatch it.
Speaker 7 (26:30):
There's a special edition VHS of The Goonies where they
have the squid in it or the octopus huh so yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Oh that's right, because that version that they deleted it
was never in the theatrical release. And then there was
a special edition that I think came out like on
a VHS at one point and then it went away
and you haven't been able to see.
Speaker 7 (26:53):
It in the great cover.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeah. And then because if yeah, if you, if you
actually look at the poster, the movie poster for the Goonies,
apparently the squid is in there.
Speaker 7 (27:04):
Yeah, I think it's octopus. Is it a squid?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
What's the difference? I don't know, I'm asking, honestly, I
don't really know. They're shaped different.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
Yeah, there's shape differently. The octopus has the eight what
do you call them tentacles that come out. The squid
is more like all their techritles are coming straight out
as opposed to the sides. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
But yeah, towards the end when they find the pirate ship,
like somebody falls in the water and then this squid
or octopus comes out and they they fight that. But
that wasn't in the final movie.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Okay. They did a couple of different versions of the
movie poster. One is like they're kind of hanging from
like this like looks like a vine kind of thing.
And then they did another one where they're all like
kind of sitting on top of like one on Willie's Treasure,
you know. But then there was another one apparently, Oh
that had like the squid was in it, so it
didn't make any sense because people like, what the hell
(27:59):
is that? Yeah, but that was just seeing that they
had they filmed. Yeah, and it never made it into
the actual movie.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Damned. I had no idea of seeing the movie one
thousand times.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Because that would be the silly part, not a bunch
of kids going on and almost getting killed by the Fortelli's.
Speaker 7 (28:13):
So when I google Goony Squid, the video pops up
and it says the Goony's Octopus deleted scene.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Ocopus. It was but forty years ago. This past weekend
is when goonies hit theaters.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
We should get a goony on.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Nineteen eighty five.
Speaker 7 (28:33):
Remember the house went up for sale just recently. Yeah,
I should have bought it for the show.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I did see a video of the woman. I think
it just got sold the breaking bathhouse in Albuquerque. I
was not fortunate for the woman was such a.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Rag she was She want pizza thrown at the roof.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
But I said no because it goes beyond that.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
She.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
I saw a video where she's sitting in the front yard.
There's a fence up so people can't even get close enough.
But she's sitting in the front yard just waiting for
people to come by so she could tell them to leave.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Oh, so she's just an old Karen.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yeah, it's an old rag. I see you next Tuesday,
right on Tuesday. And people like, well, I'm just a
really big fan because you and everybody else. Yeah, how
dare it's the famous house? Like you agreed to let
them filmy happen? You made good money off of that,
I'm sure exactly.
Speaker 7 (29:18):
So did we see how much of the soul for
let me see.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
I don't know, there's part of the internet for that.
We find out that up yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Herman million, what that nothing little house?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
The people in the neighborhood gott to be psyched for comps.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
The pe Wee Herman documentary streaming now too.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
I watched that. My wife watched that. I thought it
was it was so sad.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
It was.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
It was really good.
Speaker 5 (29:42):
He was basically a hoard or too Max is on
max HBO.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Pe Wee Herman himself or as him as himself. The
interesting thing about that is they were saying how he
knew he was dying, Like he knew he was sick
and he wanted to do this documented but anybody involved
in the nobody doing the documentary knew anything about it.
He kept Yeah, he kept that part of secret while
he was doing all this like tell all stuff, which
(30:09):
he was a pretty recluse, not reclusive, but he was
a pretty private guy.
Speaker 7 (30:11):
Yeah, and he also trusted nobody, so he was like
really trying to control every single like part of it. Yeah,
and that becomes part of the documentary where he's going
back and forth with the director on like how things
are done, and then eventually its yeah, and then eventually
he just like spoiler, he quit doing the documentary. But
(30:33):
just before he died, he recorded some audio that they
could use for it.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
Yeah, the day before he died.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, yeah, the day before.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Yeah, he.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Doesn't sound See that's so weird. I've seen videos where
it's a video of a person, like there's a story
about oh so and so died. It's a post that
they had on social media the day before, and when
I watched it, I go, dude, so weird to think
that less than twenty four hours later this person would
be gone, right, and not like they were murdered gone,
but like they just died. Yea Yeah, from you know,
(31:04):
I think the same thing like, that's so weird to
hear that they have any kind of inkling whatsoever. Right,
I guess they wouldn't, BECAUSEY would probably post that in
their video.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
Hunh, Right, like today's my last.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
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This what is weird? The Woody Show, and we are
into another new hour in sensitivity training for a politically
correct world. It's Monday morning. It's June ninth, twenty twenty five.
I'm wody. That's Greg Gory. Hi, Woody, we got Menace.
Gina grad is here.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
There's Sammy morning. Sea Bass is here. We've got Morgan.
Che's taking your calls eight seven seven forty four. Woody,
you can send us a text over to two two
nine eight seven weekend cheers and jeers. Well start with Morgan.
How is your birthday weekend? And how are the How
are the UFC fights?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Oh, guys, the fights were amazing? Yeah, some good one.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
And then my birthday weekend was great. It was funny. Saturday.
Actually went to training and then I look out the
window and I'm like, who's that guy? I recognize him
and it's Vaughn.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Nice Von Von?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
What happened to be going next door to brunch? So
I finished training and went real.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
So you're inside of a gym fighting, yes, and bron
is like Von is tiptoeing through the tulips to brunch, right,
I combined brunching?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, man, I quit drinking.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
But God really wants me to get drunk today.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Von, how is brunch?
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (01:15):
We got so lit?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I saw some videos that look like it. Question, is
there a day like do you ever give yourself like
a full day where you're either not drunk in or high.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
I haven't had a tea break in a long time.
I don't drink that often, so maybe like once a
week I'll drink. But wheed is every day, all day.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Every day?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
What's it? What's a tea break? I've not heard of that.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
A th h C break?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Sorry'm not cooler.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
It takes way too long.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
Yeah, it's probably been like a few years since I've
taken like a week or so oft a week.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
When's the last time you've gone a day without weed
or alcohol?
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Probably being sick, like at some point in the last
year or so, probably.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Probably, I mean I still remember, Hey, what did uh Morian?
What did the cabo do for your birthday?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
We went to get sushi and then you know, he
actually took the day off on Friday from work so we.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Could He took the day off for your birthday.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I know I didn't ask him to. He was like, yeah,
I'm not working today.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
That's so nice.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
And then he went for sushi.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Sushi. Yeah, I had a nice little nap on the
couchy like lasers.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
On the couch.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Did did he get you any gifts or anything?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I mean he paid for my sushi, but I like,
that's all no card. Did he got me a card?
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
We got to end a perfect birthday. I'm trying to
argue for the ending of card culture. I love car
car such an obligation. I mean, is there a gift
card inside? You can get somebody a gift and you
could acknowledge their birthday via phone, call, text, or in person.
But we need to end the whole card thing.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
You like, you're not going to send a gift to
a random friend of a card is all they need.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
Unless the card has a gift card as a vessel
was right, you.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Know, yeah, it's your thing.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
It's like Celery, such a disappointment. Salery is only good one.
It's a vessel for peanut.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Butter, that's true.
Speaker 7 (03:17):
Doesn't have like a check in side something something Otherwise
it's useless up in the air.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I love you too, Wow, Sammy weekend cheers and.
Speaker 8 (03:33):
Jeer my cheers is to peacocks because I went somewhere
for lunch for the actual peacocks, actual peacocks.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I want somewhere for lunch for. They had wine and
other stuff.
Speaker 8 (03:42):
It's outdoors and they have peacocks that roam the property
and they are so pretty. When I was looking at it,
it looked fake. When you see it in real life.
Their colors are so vibrant and bright, and all of
their feathers are so perfect.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
It's like, damn, And did they like shake them?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Have you?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Did?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You seem like I didn't see that.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah, we're incorporating animals into everything. Now. There's restaurants of
peacocks one around. There's goat yoga like people. There's cat cafe.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Cat cafe, Yeah, but such a nice fea who have
peacocks in their neighborhoods hate them because they're they are loud.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (04:17):
I took a tour of way Noon's house once. Oh,
I had a ton of peacocks on it. And then
there's peacocks outside on the other side of the wall
the fence of his house, and neighbors are complaining about it,
and He's like, Oh, those aren't my peacocks. Those are
the kids of my peacocks. Oh wow, responsibility, don't responsibly
(04:38):
kids that were complaining about.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Them about your gear.
Speaker 8 (04:42):
My geers is to a show called over Compensating on
Amazon Prime.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I don't know how I.
Speaker 8 (04:48):
Started watching it, but it's about a guy who goes
to college as a freshman and he's gay, but he's
in the closet and so it's sort of like all
the things that he's thinking or thinks people are thinking
about him, and he wants to come out, but he's
trying to pretend that he's straight, and it's it's very strange,
and I didn't like it.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
But I can strange how like like a fever dream
watching it, Like you know those shows were like that Severn.
Is this supposed to be what's actually happening or is
this what's being imagined that is happening.
Speaker 8 (05:18):
Both, it's what's happening, and it's what he's imagining is happening.
And then it's also for whatever reason, in what's actually happening,
all the straight guys are like, hell yeah, get a
vagina tonight, like it's so vulgar.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Oh yeah, secret camera and I are hanging out. Yeah,
we talked about hot chicks constantly.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
So it's like, for real's college Greg, Greg and I
do that like because there are those dudes who everything's
got to be like cold beer, hot chip, yeah, bro,
high five man. Or that's why my whole sixty nine
joke comes from, like, oh yeah, sixty nine just.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Over the top?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Are we that? Are we that excited about sixty nine?
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Or the one actual I heard from a mutual friend
love going to the movies. The only thing better than
going to a movie is going to a movie with
a hot ship.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, it's like eighties. I said that in this show
Ye over Compensating.
Speaker 8 (06:13):
It's called over compensating. Yeah, And I hated it, but
I couldn't stop watching it. It was one of those
beau when I was.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
British, no menace, weekend cheers and jeers, So I was
kind of like Vaughn and I just hit the vaatepen
all weekend and built Legos and I became like so
addicted because on Friday I bought a Lego set and
then I finished it and I was like, oh, I
need another one. So I had a door dash to
(06:40):
my house across one thousand dollars. You door dashed a
Lego set?
Speaker 7 (06:44):
Yeah, you could already bother to go get it well,
because yeah, I'm not going to drive so responsive.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I've never heard of door dashing non food items.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, And then that's the thing I welcome.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Okay, I'm here modern life.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
At the same time, I was watching a bunch of
comedy as I watched THEO Vaughn. I watched, Oh, Shane
Gillis has a TV show called Tires that's on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
That was really good.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 7 (07:09):
And then also I watched the Dale Earnhardt documentary.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
High Yeah, it was really cool.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
And then.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You're aware of Amazon. Have you heard of Amazon?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Amazon discovered a year and a half.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
But if you want things faster, you can door dash it.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
And then so I think my jeers was I ran
out of Legos because every day I stopped start buying
a new set. And I think, you know how you
always said I get fixated on I was just gonna
say yeah, and then I'm just like wow, in this
series of sets, there's ten and I've only completed five. Okay,
so thinking about F one case.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
So you know, okay, F One's another example something that
Medas has been come fixated on. But even we'll go
back over the years that we've known Menace. It's usually
around food. So he'll get like stuck on a particular
like I like chicken, right, but everything's chicken, and he
goes to the same chicken spot multiple times in the day.
(08:08):
He'll do that for weeks, and then he's off that
and he's onto the conveyor belt sushi place and he
goes there multiple times in a week. But I know
he does that for weeks on end. I always need
to complete something and then and then he gives up
on that and becomes something else. Now, on the cruise
that we went, like, he brought lego sets packed, built them,
(08:32):
and he and dumbass Tyler were building lego sets in
the crews in the bar on the cruise. Where are
these lego sets? I thought they bought him on board
or in one of the ports. No, they pack them.
Speaker 7 (08:45):
Now, that wasn't my idea to bring in on the cruise,
but I said, you know what, I'm down.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Okay, Well, so now he's obsessed with the legos And
then you ended up giving those two to the bartender
and he almost cried.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
Oh so he still has him? Or think he just
pretended to be excited he was.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
I got kind of emotional about it. Yeah, because he
was telling us like he was from a really part,
a really poor part of Mexico, and he didn't have
toys when he was a kid. It got into like
this really emotional story. I'm like, oh damn. I didn't
really it was gonna be that big a deal. I
thought you're like, hey, this would be something cool for
your your cabin on board.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
So the jeers that you ran out of Legos?
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (09:24):
Yeah, Well because by Sunday I was on my third
set and like, wow, I just don't have enough time
to do more. I have five more sets to do,
and then there's like there's like three more after that
and then I could probably be done unless if I
move on to another series.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Are you going to be displaying never anything?
Speaker 4 (09:42):
No?
Speaker 5 (09:42):
No, Greg would be so disappointed. On average, how long
does it take to do one?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Well, here's the freaking thing, right, they're different.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
There's different sizes and.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Number of pieces.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
They're all the same size, Greg, they all look the same,
but what you're doing, Yeah, so they're all the f
one sets are about thirty bucks each and uh, but
they're all built different, which upsets me because I'm like, oh,
I'm gonna.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
I can bang.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
They're built different every little like piece and break. It's
like not built the same, like the sides of the
cars and all.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Kinds of it's like starting over each time. There's a
lot of memory.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
But isn't doing it have the fun?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Yeah yeah, So it's not like you want to rush
through it.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Oh I want to see how fast I can complete it.
Yeah that's one stop. Oh wait, going.
Speaker 7 (10:31):
Back real quick to the Dale Earnhardt thing. Okay, so
I know he's an incredible driver. Everybody loves him, but
like this guy pretty much just did the pit maneuver
on everybody constantly. So if you don't know the if
you don't know what the pit maneuver is, it's like
police do it and police chases where they just like tap, yeah,
and they tapped the back of people's cars and spin
him out. He was doing that all day on the
(10:52):
track and like at two hundred miles an hour, right.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah, just a really good card player, ounce cards.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
He knows what he's doing.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I don't know, but was that I mean, I don't
know how racing works. Is that against the rules?
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Do they have penalty flags.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I mean it's because you would think he would have
been disqualified so too.
Speaker 7 (11:12):
They didn't really get into it because his son was
the one that made the documentary, so he's not going
to make his dad look terrible. But like, yeah, but
like the I would think he would get kind of
banned or well.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Let's say, hold on, suspended, hold on, because it's going
to pick up everybody else's words. Hold on one second.
Is pitting somebody illegal in Nascar? I don't know, dude,
Let's see it was wild, it says, Nope, Pitting someone
in Nascar is not illegal per se. In fact, the
bump and run, a mild version of pitting, is kind
of a legendary move in Nascar lore. There you go,
(11:46):
bump and run if you mean pitting like spinning another
car by tapping the rear quarter panel, blah blah blah,
then it's not explicitly banned. But look down thinks it
was intentional, dangerous or egregious. They can't do penalized drivers
for it, anything from position drops to fines and suspensions.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Okay, so it could just be an accident.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
It is not that much he was doing it on purpose,
So you give it a nice name, like the bumping run,
the bumping the run. That's as pity a little bumping run,
just a little bumping run.
Speaker 7 (12:18):
He was bumping and running all day.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah, I'll share. I'll share a cheer, okay, and everything
kind of ties together in a weird way. Cheer is
that I got to fly with my son for the
first time.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
I took him with me.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
How did that count?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
It was great? And part of my thought process on
this was exposing and I always try to expose, you know,
the kids two different things to hopefully maybe inspire some
kind of like interest or passion, you know, because I've
seen so many kids at the flight school. And there's
one kid who just turned seventeen and you can't get
your license until a certain age or whatever. But like
(13:00):
he did all the training beforehand, so the minute he
was the old was old enough, he got all his
licenses and his ratings and everything else. Boom boom, boom
knocked him all out. And this kid's going to be
going to the airlines. So this kid by twenty three
is probably gonna be working for an airline. Wow, you know,
which is insane. But like as a parent, you're always
trying to expose you know, your kids two different things.
(13:22):
Try out soccer, try out this thing. Try have you
tried playing an instrument? Have you tried different things, just
to try to like see what they're they take. I
all if that happened. But he really had a good
time and it was cool for you know, me to
be able to share, you know, what I'm doing with him.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Right, And now my daughter wants to go, which I'll
take her at some point.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
So there was that, and then my jeer in general
is just to parenthood because again, parenting your kids. You
can love your kids and hate being a parent because
the parenting is hard and when you have to make
decisions and you have to do things and you know,
things that aren't fun, Like nobody wants tension in the house.
(14:03):
Nobody wants to punish anybody. Like nobody gets excited about
Oh man, I get to take something really cool away
from my kids.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Because you're not a man.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
That part sucks because like I had such a great
day just in general with myself. I took them the
hammer and nails. Wow, we got haircuts.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
I got them.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I got them first, like pedicure, which you know, was
worried it is going to turn him gay, But I said, no,
worry son, you done it. Look at me. Then we
went out for like pizza after we had a great day.
We had a great day, but then there's this thing
hanging over where there's still like you know, the faw
in the aftermath. I was trying to show them like,
hey man, this is what life could be when things
(14:38):
when you just do what you're supposed to do and
you know you're you're you're being responsible and making good decisions,
like this is how I want things to be.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Did that come up or it never?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
No, that's what I said. I say that is part
of the conversation. Yeah, but man, it just brings back
like being a parent really blows because the older they get,
they say, the bigger the kid, the bigger the problems, right,
because they can become more serious issues or more or
complicated things other than somebody took my toy and I
was playing with it first and oh boy, like, but
when they get older, it's it's it's there was thing.
(15:09):
And so I figure, and this goes back to another
cheer that I have. I figure that there's enough hard
things that you have to deal with in life that
I don't want to make things any more difficult than
they need to be. And I've told this before. I'm
a man of convenience. So I've been thinking about something
for a while and I made an executive decision over
the weekend. I already started acting on it. But and
(15:30):
I don't know who this person's going to be at,
but I have decided that I'm going to be hiring
another person for the show, somebody on my own payroll,
somebody who I hire and pay on my own. They're
not going to be an iHeart employee, but this person
is going to do all that garbage that I get
here at one thirty in the morning. For that, I'm
here two and a half three hours before everybody else,
(15:52):
well not everybody, Sammy, but I'm here two and a
half three hours for anybody who's not a producer on
the show arrives and they can people come in, They
grabbed their coffee, and there I hear people talking other people,
and I go, why am I here three hours?
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Right?
Speaker 7 (16:07):
Good question?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
And so yeah, because but no one, it's how it's
how things get done.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Right.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
So anyway, I decided enough of that, I'm gonna hire
somebody to do that so that I can come in closer.
Not and maybe exactly when everybody else is getting but
like you know, maybe two hours later than what I've
been getting in that would be a changer.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
It.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Life is difficult enough in other ways, and quite frankly,
I think my time can be better used in other ways.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
And also hopefully you'll change your perspective because you would say, oh,
what difference is one hour? It's a huge difference, huge difference.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I said that based on the fact that I was
getting one extra hour and then I went back to
getting one less hour, and I didn't notice much of
a difference, because I turs two hours can be big.
That's a cheer. So I have some I have some
people in mind. It's not a full time position. It's
just like for a small handful of hours in the morning.
They'll be gone by this point in the day and
(17:00):
then that'll be it.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Wow, good, that's good.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yeah, so that'll leave. That'll leave so much more time
for activities. Is the call number? Get ready to call,
and I'm gonna give you. I don't know how we.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Want to do this.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Do we want to do it this way? We're giving
away a Nintendo.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Switch to yeah, some people want those.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
It's been impossible to get Mena said he went by
a target. Oh my god, there was a display at
Target set up. It looked like a tornado ran through it, tsunami.
It was just destroyed. And I don't know if you've
seen the videos online and the people who are camping out,
they're waiting out trying to buy this Nintendo switch to
it's such a hot item. I went on and I
bought one. I got my hands. I overpaid for it,
(17:45):
but to give it away on the air because I
know how much some people listening to the show really
want one, And so we're gonna give you a chance
to win one and quite frankly baiting you to listen.
That's how this works, right, that's how this long game works.
So the impossible to get item can be yours. If
you have the correct answer for impossible trivia, I will
(18:06):
give you an impossible trivia question. You have to be
the first person with the correct answer, and if you
could do that, you're gonna be the winner. I love it,
So I'll throw out a question. First person with the
correct answer that I'm looking for will be the winner.
So you can call. Now let's get some people lined up.
At least they have them lined up, Morgan. Eight seven
seven forty four, Woody is the phone number. That's eight
(18:27):
seven seven forty four, Woody. Let's get lined up and
get ready to win a Nintendo switch to the impossible
to get item with some impossible trivia cork. So that's
the way I like it to say, corksuckers, our burn
not made.
Speaker 8 (18:42):
I like to soak on the biggest thick cars.
Speaker 7 (18:46):
While you are soaking at the cart, you can also
massage at the.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Great sa the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
All right, so I'm gonna give you the impossible trivia question.
First person with the right answer is going to win
a very much in demand, almost impossible to get Nintendo
switch to console.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Hell, yes, I've secured one for you, the Woodi Show listener,
And each day this week you've got a chance to
win one. The question today, impossible trivia question, first person
the right answer eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. According
to a recent poll, eight percent of people admit they've
done this gross thing in a public pool.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
What is it? Sure?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. That's eight seven seven
forty four wood Already have that some people on the
phones all lined up and did that during the break,
because I think it's going to take at least a
few oak to get through it. It is called impossible trivia.
I'm looking for a specific answer here. According to a
recent poll, eight percent of people admit they've done this
(19:58):
gross thing in a public pool.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Let's say hi to Shad, Hey, good morning, Shad, Shaddad,
good morning morning. All right, so what is your guests?
Speaker 5 (20:08):
Try to go with the obvious.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
And p uh is the answer? Pee in the pool?
Speaker 5 (20:15):
No, no, it is not.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
He Let's go to Brady, Good morning, Brady, Hey, good morning. Alright,
so somebody already guess p is not pee. But according
to a recent paul, eight percent of people admit they've
done this gross thing in a public pool. What is it?
Speaker 7 (20:33):
You can go with blowing your nose, blowing your nose.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Blowing your nose into the water.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Not rocket, it's not.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Rocket in the water.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
That's always fun.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
That is correct. Not as impossible as I thought.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Yeah, and I think it's way higher than eight.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Well again, this is something sexual. This po percent of
people admit they've done this gross thing in a public pool,
and it is blowing their nose into the water. I mean,
what are you supposed to do? I mean you've done it.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Greg, I think I have in high school when I
was on the swim team.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
That's the last time.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Why would I do that? No? No, because there's a pool.
There's this thing called legs. You can walk out of
the pool to do whatever, to grab a towel. Yeah, no,
I don't do that in my own pool. Maybe in
your pool. I've done it in my own pool. No,
I haven't done it in mine. I've done it. Disgusting
That stuff floats around. It's gross due.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
You know, you know what else that Loren can knock
out something beauty, but you see it floating around. Not
worried about that. Wow, I'm more grossed out by the
idea like somebody peeing in a pool than I am
about somebody really with.
Speaker 7 (21:49):
Greg, because I wouldn't want to I wouldn't want to
see it floating.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Yeah. Yeah, it's one part per billion basically.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yeah, grocer, Brady, congratulations, you are the winner here on
Impossible Trivia. Second call in. All right, well Brady, hang
on one second, we will get all of your information.
You won yourself the brand new Nintendo switch to and
we've got another one that you can win tomorrow morning
here on the Woody Show. They've been they've been popping up,
(22:21):
like somebody said that their best buy. They were out
of the weekend. They had a few of them sitting there.
Oh really, maybe.
Speaker 7 (22:26):
They had some backstock that they put out.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
I don't know. Hey, an update here ed the zebra
was captured yesterday. He's at pet zebra that went missing
your Nashville last week.
Speaker 7 (22:37):
Yeah, and he was out on the.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
The Sheriff's department posted a video of a helicopter airlifting
him to a horse trailer that was waiting to take
him home. Yeah it's sallow. Yeah, they picked him up
in a helicopter. Yeah, my god. Meanwhile, another zoo news YEA,
a zoo in Wisconsin has an update about an otter
(23:01):
named Louis that escaped in March. He's been spotted a
few times and it seems like he's doing fine out
on his own. The zoo announced that he's made the
decision to be a wild otter, so they've called off
the search. He's free.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
You can go where you don't need you.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
I don't know, I mean, you think after zoo life.
They wouldn't be able to handle themselves. Well, you know what,
that's a decision he you know, Yeah, I mean it's
his choice. They can they can. You can only offer Yeah, hey,
you can live his choice, right, Yeah, we can.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Take care of you healthcare, food. Yeah, you get all
this attention from adoring fans to come and see for
his freedom. Yeah. And so if you happen to just
get eaten alive in the wild, I guess that is
on you, mister otter.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
It's the circle of life.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah, in Wisconsin. What kind of I mean, otters, what
kind of environment do they live in?
Speaker 5 (23:49):
I know?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Water? Don't I know that do they need? Because Wisconsin,
I mean obviously you know lakes and things like that,
big lakes, ye like, but like the lakes will freeze, yeah, absolutely,
Like can can be running into some trouble at some point,
(24:09):
like now, it's fine, that's a winter problem, right.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
I think of them as more ocean animals instead of
lake animals.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Well, it's a thick fur keep and and a lot
of body fat keep them warm even in icy water,
so he might make but.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
If it freezes over, yeah, then you're just walking around.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Have you ever see the alligators. What happens when when
the water freezes.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Over, They don't they go frozen with their little noses.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yes, they're smart enough that they keep their nose just
above the surface. They're below the surface of the ice frozen,
but their nose is sticking up above the surface and
it freezes all around them. The videos are wild, and
they're fine because they're cold blooded and everything else. They're
just chilling under the ice. They're not going anywhere. Their
body goes into some kind of like hibernation.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
But like like a sleep mode on.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Yeah, they're like so claustrophobic. They're like in power saving mode. Yeah,
it's it's pretty weird. The somebody you know, there are
a bunch of videos. You can see this one guy
I saw with the video, you know, he's there music
explaining the whole thing about how they're perfectly fine and
what will happen is that was wait until it breaks
up around them and then and then just go about
let's go about gating.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Yeah, a text here from the seven oh one saying
married with children is on Hulu.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
Guys.
Speaker 7 (25:26):
Hell, yeah, dude, I just saw Bud Bundy was doing
a signing.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Its sweet No the Sun.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Oh, Bud Bundy. Sorry, David Faustino, look at that. Look
at that recall nice, that's not the hardest thing in
the world.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Wouldn't know, really, I grew up on that show.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
That's a great show.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
Was it not available to stream before?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (25:52):
I watch it on YouTube, but they wouldn't have the
intro song on there, which is.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I mean, got you in the mood. The shows come
and go on all the different streaming services, Like I
used to know where Fraser was. It's like, oh boy,
I believe in Seinfeld started on one and ended up
on another one.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
That always happened.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yeah, they dug along. I did see something over thek.
This past weekend was the fortieth anniversary of The Goonies
being released in theaters. The fortieth anniversary. That's the last
time I saw it was in the Yeah really, yeah,
so good.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
I should try to rewatch it.
Speaker 7 (26:30):
There's a special edition VHS of The Goonies where they
have the squid in it or the octopus huh so yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Oh that's right, because that version that they deleted it
was never in the theatrical release. And then there was
a special edition that I think came out like on
a VHS at one point and then it went away
and you haven't been able to see.
Speaker 7 (26:53):
It in the great cover.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeah. And then because if yeah, if you, if you
actually look at the poster, the movie poster for the Goonies,
apparently the squid is in there.
Speaker 7 (27:04):
Yeah, I think it's octopus. Is it a squid?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
What's the difference? I don't know, I'm asking, honestly, I
don't really know. They're shaped different.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
Yeah, there's shape differently. The octopus has the eight what
do you call them tentacles that come out. The squid
is more like all their techritles are coming straight out
as opposed to the sides. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
But yeah, towards the end when they find the pirate ship,
like somebody falls in the water and then this squid
or octopus comes out and they they fight that. But
that wasn't in the final movie.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Okay. They did a couple of different versions of the
movie poster. One is like they're kind of hanging from
like this like looks like a vine kind of thing.
And then they did another one where they're all like
kind of sitting on top of like one on Willie's Treasure,
you know. But then there was another one apparently, Oh
that had like the squid was in it, so it
didn't make any sense because people like, what the hell
(27:59):
is that? Yeah, but that was just seeing that they
had they filmed. Yeah, and it never made it into
the actual movie.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Damned. I had no idea of seeing the movie one
thousand times.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Because that would be the silly part, not a bunch
of kids going on and almost getting killed by the Fortelli's.
Speaker 7 (28:13):
So when I google Goony Squid, the video pops up
and it says the Goony's Octopus deleted scene.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Ocopus. It was but forty years ago. This past weekend
is when goonies hit theaters.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
We should get a goony on.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Nineteen eighty five.
Speaker 7 (28:33):
Remember the house went up for sale just recently. Yeah,
I should have bought it for the show.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I did see a video of the woman. I think
it just got sold the breaking bathhouse in Albuquerque. I
was not fortunate for the woman was such a.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Rag she was She want pizza thrown at the roof.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
But I said no because it goes beyond that.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
She.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
I saw a video where she's sitting in the front yard.
There's a fence up so people can't even get close enough.
But she's sitting in the front yard just waiting for
people to come by so she could tell them to leave.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Oh, so she's just an old Karen.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yeah, it's an old rag. I see you next Tuesday,
right on Tuesday. And people like, well, I'm just a
really big fan because you and everybody else. Yeah, how
dare it's the famous house? Like you agreed to let
them filmy happen? You made good money off of that,
I'm sure exactly.
Speaker 7 (29:18):
So did we see how much of the soul for
let me see.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
I don't know, there's part of the internet for that.
We find out that up yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Herman million, what that nothing little house?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
The people in the neighborhood gott to be psyched for comps.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
The pe Wee Herman documentary streaming now too.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
I watched that. My wife watched that. I thought it
was it was so sad.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
It was.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
It was really good.
Speaker 5 (29:42):
He was basically a hoard or too Max is on
max HBO.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Pe Wee Herman himself or as him as himself. The
interesting thing about that is they were saying how he
knew he was dying, Like he knew he was sick
and he wanted to do this documented but anybody involved
in the nobody doing the documentary knew anything about it.
He kept Yeah, he kept that part of secret while
he was doing all this like tell all stuff, which
(30:09):
he was a pretty recluse, not reclusive, but he was
a pretty private guy.
Speaker 7 (30:11):
Yeah, and he also trusted nobody, so he was like
really trying to control every single like part of it. Yeah,
and that becomes part of the documentary where he's going
back and forth with the director on like how things
are done, and then eventually its yeah, and then eventually
he just like spoiler, he quit doing the documentary. But
(30:33):
just before he died, he recorded some audio that they
could use for it.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
Yeah, the day before he died.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, yeah, the day before.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Yeah, he.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Doesn't sound See that's so weird. I've seen videos where
it's a video of a person, like there's a story
about oh so and so died. It's a post that
they had on social media the day before, and when
I watched it, I go, dude, so weird to think
that less than twenty four hours later this person would
be gone, right, and not like they were murdered gone,
but like they just died. Yea Yeah, from you know,
(31:04):
I think the same thing like, that's so weird to
hear that they have any kind of inkling whatsoever. Right,
I guess they wouldn't, BECAUSEY would probably post that in
their video.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
Hunh, Right, like today's my last.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Day I die to this person eight seven seven forty four.
Wood you could text us over to two two nine
eight seven. We'll be right back. The Woody Show. Will
be right back, The Woody Show.
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