July 15, 2025 • 18 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This show.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Man, sex toys and ice cream?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
What more do you need? Greg?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Written all over? Tell me, by the way, Greg, try
a sex toy. I admitted it to us.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Shouldn't have done it.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
In said, and said he's gonna tell us all about
it and give us a sex toy review. I still
don't know what kind of sex toy is, but we
will find out together, damn it.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah, I shouldn't have said a word, but but I'll
let you know. Community, think of all the embarrassing stuff
that we've talked about. Why stop now? Yeah, there's no
it's the point of no return.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, all right. Well, this story out of Florida. This
guy he uh went to his local Walmart, did some shopping,
left the store. Problem was, though, he.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Didn't pay for anything that.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
He walked out with, and so the cops caught him
with the things he stole like a tush toy, they
called it. Have you not been to a Walmart and
seen like the lube and condom and sex toy.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Section that Beach Chairs Target has the same as well.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
It's a crazy big selection. They up the deal.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Asking anyone for that. I'd rather just grab it.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
To some of the targets I see him open willy nilly.
Now the targets, but all the Walmarts. Yeah, I've ever
seen anything in a Walmart that's not locked up at
this point sucks.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I hate it.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
But anyway, so the guy got a tush toy, cool
flavored lube, yes, they sell that at Walmart, a vibrating
pocket toy, a vibrating bullet massager, an oral strokers. This
is all available at Walmart. Is that like a ton
I guess oral stroker? That's how the article. Yeah, well
(02:07):
it's just type it in Walmart oral stroker.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
But you're like, you're that addicted to Joeing that you're
at Walmart stealing this stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
And then also one reeses peanut butter ice cream.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
That's for the after party.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah. So the total cost of the items was under
a thousand bucks, but the man's charges turning the felonies
because the cops realized that he had prior theft convictions.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
The the oral stroker looks like a many blood pressure cops.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, I don't care your thumb.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
You're showing it on somebody's.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, speaking of sex toys heard about, Remember I told
you there was that radio station reunion thing that I'm
kind of bummed that I skipped out on. Well, I
I've been getting some some stories from that reunion, and
everybody's talking about, oh, we ran it, the so and
so and this other person. Well, this guy that we
(02:58):
used to work with was talking about how he's banging
a married woman while her husband watches and he's seventy
years old. Oh this wait yeah, yeah, so all these
stories and so he's telling Mike the showkiller, Yeah, this
whole story about how, oh yeah, I'm banging this married
woman the husband watches just there and he's got it.
He's got like a whole truck full of sex toys
(03:21):
that he drives around with. What and just in case,
I don't know, just in case the situation comes up
to go, hey, what are you doing right now?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
You up?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You want to come over and bang my wife? And
he's wow, seventy and he shows up. I'm picturing like
a contractor. I think, who's got like the pickup truck
that's got those seventy the guy who's banging the Oh,
I got the other one. I mean good for the
former co worker.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
For him, break's always concerned like, oh, when you get older,
you're not going to want to do. These guys are
in there seventy years.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
That's usually my justification for what you call a deviant behavior.
It's like some day I wish I had on this.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I told you that one time I was in Palm Springs, California,
and there was like these I was staying with the
buddy and uh he he was staying at this other
house that had like three eighty year old dudes and
they're trying to figure out how to hook up their
porn to their TV. So I helped them out with it.
Nice kids are trying to go from like the laptop
(04:20):
to the TV and they do it.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
But like in the days before you could just do
like Google casts.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Oh, they forget about it. But I'm like thinking, like
three eight year old guys, you're about to do poorn
together and probably like you know, lemon party.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
All day, let's do poor.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
They still poor, They're still out here doing it.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Well you can't, but I would have never guessed about
this dude. You know that that this is what he's
doing in his free time. That's what I'm like. You
never know, like talking like freak of the week kind
of stuff. And the guy who's you know bagging groceries
are also weird that he's sharing the story well with
a bunch of radio people. True, you know that's true,
and guys like that love sharing stories. A truck full
(05:07):
of sex toys and you driving get I'm picturing like
the you know, like a pickup truck, like a contractor has,
like they head the locking boxes in the bed of
the truck and that's where they keep all their like
you know, still saws and stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Can we put it out to the audience because we've
we I put the I like to watch people in
the same category as the feat people.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
But these but these people to watch people might have
an explanation because the feed people we've asked for like
twenty years.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I feel like, great could be a watch person.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Get it, Well, I'm way too emotional to the watch person.
I would be jealous, right yeah, yeah, But I think
you like the idea of it, But I don't think
that you would be able.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
To do it yourself with Mario.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
No, I don't think.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
No, I don't think I think he would like to
watch like some other people that he's not involved with.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Oh of course, yeah, But I don't think I would
watch that all day like his partner. I don't think
he'd be able to go through with it that way,
but I think, but I think he's freaking enough that
he likes the idea of it, but wouldn't be able
to go.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Through with it with Mario. You mean like watching like
the idea? No, no, no, the idea actually shatters me.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Em What if it was the other way around and
he was watching.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I wouldn't do that either.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I've been in rooms where like women are going at it,
but not like a dude.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
And here's an obvious question, the watch people because I
don't want to see no wiener. Do they? Yeah? Right,
this is going to be the dumbest question, do they, Joe?
What's the point?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
It depends on the person.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I thought the whole point of it was like because
the person who's watching gets turned on by somebody else
being attracted to the person that they're with, see and
then stud I.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Mean, it's weird, I'm not, you know, it's but that's.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
The piece that on is other people being attracted.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I mean, I could least you're gelling.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
At least it's like live porn for you.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
The same person who wants to be dominated, like you're
a little.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Piggy boy, but you're watching your part like your wife
or girlfriend or your husband or boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
That's saying like shaming thing, like look what I'm doing
to your.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
What I'm doing what you can't do?
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Right?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Exactly?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah, take it, Gina, check out my wien You like that,
don't you?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Oh my god? Yeah. And Gina's got to make eye
contact with Andy the entire time, this is the conversation
railed by some other dude.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Has to make eye contact with the dude as well.
And you look at me.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
The guy would just be crying because he'd be so
much smaller.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
You shouldn't never have told us that.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
That's all when he's pretty's he says he's embarrassed. Maybe
he's just being honest.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
No, he's not. He's so happy that he knows the
chances of this being as true as Gina would like
us to bed, because she's being that she is a
really good wife. Like I've never heard him, I've never
heard him dogged by Gina, like you know, right, exactly right,
But it's all.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
But I've told you, it's it's like my diamond shoes
are too tight, and my wallet's too full of hundreds.
It's kind of cumbersome.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Okay, see this is a really good wife like protest,
you know. Okay, it's the same. It's the like, where
have I ever lied to you guys?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Probably I don't know, but I'm thinking that maybe you
and and had this agreement, like, hey, this is going
to be at the angle on my wiener that you're
going to say it's just.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
An angle like that, that that that's just how she comes,
not to his defense, but like that's how she, you know,
props him up. And I'd like to give.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
You guys fun facts. And I thought this was.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
A pretty fun fact.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
He's not upset by now. I don't believe him if
he says it now.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Greg said to us that he got a sex toy
and he tried it and he's going to review it.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Although we're leaving one part out, the hope of this
was that you all would try it.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Oh, trying it different genders, not this particular work.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
No more than not all of us would try it.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
No, you know, while we watch, we'd be watcher view,
look me.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
In the eye, getting the butt chugging ten he didn't.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Bring it in, did you?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
I did not? Okay, no, no, hell no?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Used yeah, used clean.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
We got the We got that review from Greg Gory.
That's got hup next to the he show phones open
eight seven seven forty four. Would the morons? It is
pretty good?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
All right?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
So Greg, we' dying to know. Yeah, and again this
is shocking on so many levels. This is the guy
who will not buy toilet paper gets embarrassed to buy
toilet paper at the grocery store. He will not poop
at work, you know, you know, thinking that everybody's judging
him for every little thing.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
But I get embarrassed to buy deodorant.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
But Greg mentioned to us, oh yeah, I forgot about
the deodorant.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Because it's just like stuff that you need for your body.
I don't want anybody else knowing about it. And now
I'm going to talk about this idiot. I was hoping
that this would lead to you guys doing so.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Imagine the surprise when we were having a little pitch
meeting talking about things for the show and Greg's like, oh,
you know, I could do a sex toy review, Like huh,
what idiot?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
But now here we are here, we are so well
it's funny.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Where did it come from?
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Did you buy it? Well? No, and this is the
this is the let's call it the rub I kind
of I don't blame I guess I would thank Menace
for this.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, what I know, which is weird.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Because he's against sex to me, he's against like sex
in general, kind of as much of a deviant as
I am, as like as a prude that you are.
And I kind of think, No, I'm not putting Gino
and I know nothing about Sammy in this regard, but
I'm putting you guys into the prude category. Remember when
we were talking what he didn't even understand? He's like,
(11:32):
can two men sixty nine?
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Not even envision that question?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
It wouldn't it be easy?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I wasn't so straight. I can't envision.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Like that would be immaculate design and anatomy for two
men to sixty nine?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Because he waited, wouldn't be more logical?
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Can I say something?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Can I say something. I wasn't picturing two guys laying
on their side. I was picturing like, how like Hetero's
sixty nine where someone's on safe the same thing even
easier and how small? And then how small is the
other the guy who's on top, how small is his
penis that it's not going right down? Well, and it is,
(12:18):
and your head, the back of your head's leaning.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Against the dead.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
It seems like, yeah, it.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Just seems there's mechanisms in case people get in.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
I can't understand how you can't understand that it's funny,
but the reason. Okay, so menace got me in the
box wine and many years ago you did a podcast. Yeah,
you're part of a podcast called Sex with Emily. Yes,
you brought in something that we often, for some reason
make fun of because we think it leads to a
shame spiral, and it should be. It's embarrassing, but it rules.
(12:52):
You brought in a flashlight.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Which is like making love to a monster energy camp.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Yeah, it looks like a flash it's wider, it's clear.
It has a silicone.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Sleeve, jelly like jel.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
It's soft and squishy.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
And uh and and you brought these in because Emily
had these guys. Yeah, so I ended up trying it
and oh my god, it's almost miraculous, I swear like,
So there's there's how I got to phrase this in
(13:30):
the proper way. So you get to the finish line
in life in however, whichever way you're doing it, and
that's great. Sometimes it's a marathon, sometimes it's a sprint.
The flesh light it makes it more than just a sprint.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
It's it's like you attempt.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
To make it a marathon and you can't. It's that incredible,
that good. I swear, it's bizarre.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Does it have like a pressure setting?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
No?
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Okay, so now just a piece of plastic.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
There's it does nothing.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Greg, Do I have an honest question because I never
asked a homosexual of this before. When it comes to this,
when it comes to the flesh light, a flesh light
is supposed to be representing a woman's vagina and now
you love it.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
But this is.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
This is hard to replicate a mouth, I guess, but
it's just designed to.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Yeah, they do have them that even look that way.
But this is just a cylindrical piece of plastic. You
know what. It's not a cylindrical piece of plastic. It's
a cylindrical piece of magic. So if you have shame
about doing it alone, I have a great idea for you,
because that's how we envision it. Right, you're alone, and
(14:54):
how dumb, and the minute you crossed the finish line,
you're ashamed of yourself and it's stupid. The solution to
that problem don't do it alone. Do it with somebody.
Do it in front of somebody, it in front of
your partner. With your partner, both of you use it
and go like, oh yeah right, let me let me
that's a question. So when you're done, so like, is
(15:21):
it a one use thing?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
No?
Speaker 4 (15:23):
No, yeah, it's plastic. And basically so you gotta re
you got.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
You, So one end of it, okay, one end of
it unscrews. It's like it's like picture the bottom of
your Stanley mug which is tapered at one end so
it can fit into your cup holder. If the very
bottom unscrewed and comes off, and then you can run
(15:49):
water through it. I mean quite literally exactly, you can unload. Right. So,
unless you're uptight when you're alone, and you're a total prude,
then don't get it. But if you're not a total prude,
and if you're not uptight, and if you're worried about
doing it, don't be telling you it's it's five stars.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Now it's weird.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
I get it. You have to clean up. It's stupid.
You feel like a moron at your watching this thing.
But oh well, I'm not gonna lie. It's pretty incredible.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
As a guy, because guys are born with everything that
we need just to rip on intended to knock that
out very quickly. Right, No, maybe any.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Tools don't need Maybe even you don't.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Even need the lotion or the lube or what. But
you know, women, women, I understand more how like something
might be necessary for like the vibration, Like it would
take a lot of work just with a with just with.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
A digit, yeah, those unicorns right.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
So like, so why would a guy go? Is it
that much?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Like?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
How's it better?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
That's that's a great question, moddy. It's a different sensation.
It's uh like a stranger. It's you don't feel like
you're right, and it eliminates, for lack of a better term,
a lot of work, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Because now you don't got to talk to it and
take it out to dinner by it it's built.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
You don't have to lose half your money. Yeah, no,
it's just it's a different since it's just the sense
of newness, kind of like when you're with somebody new
like it's just different to that, like it's doing you
a favor, so the sensation is different.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
You not to reciprocate.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
It doesn't talk, No, it's it's I highly recommend it.
Amazon just come out with its name on it, right,
be sent discreetly so.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
You blow your mind. So when I was, you know,
you know, working with the sex my podcast all the time,
we were invited to the headquarters which is in Austin.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Oh wow we should go.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Sure we could still get.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Them fur their invention. Yeah, it's I tell you. We
make fun of it rightly. So it's it's embarrassing, but
it rules. Life is short. Get one, and I can't
believe you were It's like being at an ice cream
shop and not eating the ice cream. You worked there,
You were there and you didn't even try this stuff.
(18:26):
You guys have to stop being such brudes.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
On a scale of one to ten, sounds giving it.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Yeah out, life is short. Try it.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Greg endorses the flesh slut you guys.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Yeah, but I won't.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
I'll work on getting you that tour of the headquarters
for you.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Well, thank you for sharing the information, you know what,
try it. Very brave of you, very brave I'm gonna
go put my head in the hole. Show.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Next second, we're gonna take a little bit of a break.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
In the meantime.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Please lower your standards. Show
This show.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Man, sex toys and ice cream?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
What more do you need? Greg?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Written all over? Tell me, by the way, Greg, try
a sex toy. I admitted it to us.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Shouldn't have done it.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
In said, and said he's gonna tell us all about
it and give us a sex toy review. I still
don't know what kind of sex toy is, but we
will find out together, damn it.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah, I shouldn't have said a word, but but I'll
let you know. Community, think of all the embarrassing stuff
that we've talked about. Why stop now? Yeah, there's no
it's the point of no return.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, all right. Well, this story out of Florida. This
guy he uh went to his local Walmart, did some shopping,
left the store. Problem was, though, he.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Didn't pay for anything that.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
He walked out with, and so the cops caught him
with the things he stole like a tush toy, they
called it. Have you not been to a Walmart and
seen like the lube and condom and sex toy.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Section that Beach Chairs Target has the same as well.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
It's a crazy big selection. They up the deal.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Asking anyone for that. I'd rather just grab it.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
To some of the targets I see him open willy nilly.
Now the targets, but all the Walmarts. Yeah, I've ever
seen anything in a Walmart that's not locked up at
this point sucks.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I hate it.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
But anyway, so the guy got a tush toy, cool
flavored lube, yes, they sell that at Walmart, a vibrating
pocket toy, a vibrating bullet massager, an oral strokers. This
is all available at Walmart. Is that like a ton
I guess oral stroker? That's how the article. Yeah, well
(02:07):
it's just type it in Walmart oral stroker.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
But you're like, you're that addicted to Joeing that you're
at Walmart stealing this stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
And then also one reeses peanut butter ice cream.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
That's for the after party.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah. So the total cost of the items was under
a thousand bucks, but the man's charges turning the felonies
because the cops realized that he had prior theft convictions.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
The the oral stroker looks like a many blood pressure cops.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, I don't care your thumb.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
You're showing it on somebody's.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, speaking of sex toys heard about, Remember I told
you there was that radio station reunion thing that I'm
kind of bummed that I skipped out on. Well, I
I've been getting some some stories from that reunion, and
everybody's talking about, oh, we ran it, the so and
so and this other person. Well, this guy that we
(02:58):
used to work with was talking about how he's banging
a married woman while her husband watches and he's seventy
years old. Oh this wait yeah, yeah, so all these
stories and so he's telling Mike the showkiller, Yeah, this
whole story about how, oh yeah, I'm banging this married
woman the husband watches just there and he's got it.
He's got like a whole truck full of sex toys
(03:21):
that he drives around with. What and just in case,
I don't know, just in case the situation comes up
to go, hey, what are you doing right now?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
You up?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You want to come over and bang my wife? And
he's wow, seventy and he shows up. I'm picturing like
a contractor. I think, who's got like the pickup truck
that's got those seventy the guy who's banging the Oh,
I got the other one. I mean good for the
former co worker.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
For him, break's always concerned like, oh, when you get older,
you're not going to want to do. These guys are
in there seventy years.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
That's usually my justification for what you call a deviant behavior.
It's like some day I wish I had on this.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I told you that one time I was in Palm Springs, California,
and there was like these I was staying with the
buddy and uh he he was staying at this other
house that had like three eighty year old dudes and
they're trying to figure out how to hook up their
porn to their TV. So I helped them out with it.
Nice kids are trying to go from like the laptop
(04:20):
to the TV and they do it.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
But like in the days before you could just do
like Google casts.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Oh, they forget about it. But I'm like thinking, like
three eight year old guys, you're about to do poorn
together and probably like you know, lemon party.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
All day, let's do poor.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
They still poor, They're still out here doing it.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Well you can't, but I would have never guessed about
this dude. You know that that this is what he's
doing in his free time. That's what I'm like. You
never know, like talking like freak of the week kind
of stuff. And the guy who's you know bagging groceries
are also weird that he's sharing the story well with
a bunch of radio people. True, you know that's true,
and guys like that love sharing stories. A truck full
(05:07):
of sex toys and you driving get I'm picturing like
the you know, like a pickup truck, like a contractor has,
like they head the locking boxes in the bed of
the truck and that's where they keep all their like
you know, still saws and stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Can we put it out to the audience because we've
we I put the I like to watch people in
the same category as the feat people.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
But these but these people to watch people might have
an explanation because the feed people we've asked for like
twenty years.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I feel like, great could be a watch person.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Get it, Well, I'm way too emotional to the watch person.
I would be jealous, right yeah, yeah, But I think
you like the idea of it, But I don't think
that you would be able.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
To do it yourself with Mario.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
No, I don't think.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
No, I don't think I think he would like to
watch like some other people that he's not involved with.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Oh of course, yeah, But I don't think I would
watch that all day like his partner. I don't think
he'd be able to go through with it that way,
but I think, but I think he's freaking enough that
he likes the idea of it, but wouldn't be able
to go.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Through with it with Mario. You mean like watching like
the idea? No, no, no, the idea actually shatters me.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Em What if it was the other way around and
he was watching.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I wouldn't do that either.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I've been in rooms where like women are going at it,
but not like a dude.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
And here's an obvious question, the watch people because I
don't want to see no wiener. Do they? Yeah? Right,
this is going to be the dumbest question, do they, Joe?
What's the point?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
It depends on the person.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I thought the whole point of it was like because
the person who's watching gets turned on by somebody else
being attracted to the person that they're with, see and
then stud I.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Mean, it's weird, I'm not, you know, it's but that's.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
The piece that on is other people being attracted.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I mean, I could least you're gelling.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
At least it's like live porn for you.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
The same person who wants to be dominated, like you're
a little.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Piggy boy, but you're watching your part like your wife
or girlfriend or your husband or boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
That's saying like shaming thing, like look what I'm doing
to your.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
What I'm doing what you can't do?
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Right?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Exactly?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah, take it, Gina, check out my wien You like that,
don't you?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Oh my god? Yeah. And Gina's got to make eye
contact with Andy the entire time, this is the conversation
railed by some other dude.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Has to make eye contact with the dude as well.
And you look at me.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
The guy would just be crying because he'd be so
much smaller.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
You shouldn't never have told us that.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
That's all when he's pretty's he says he's embarrassed. Maybe
he's just being honest.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
No, he's not. He's so happy that he knows the
chances of this being as true as Gina would like
us to bed, because she's being that she is a
really good wife. Like I've never heard him, I've never
heard him dogged by Gina, like you know, right, exactly right,
But it's all.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
But I've told you, it's it's like my diamond shoes
are too tight, and my wallet's too full of hundreds.
It's kind of cumbersome.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Okay, see this is a really good wife like protest,
you know. Okay, it's the same. It's the like, where
have I ever lied to you guys?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Probably I don't know, but I'm thinking that maybe you
and and had this agreement, like, hey, this is going
to be at the angle on my wiener that you're
going to say it's just.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
An angle like that, that that that's just how she comes,
not to his defense, but like that's how she, you know,
props him up. And I'd like to give.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
You guys fun facts. And I thought this was.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
A pretty fun fact.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
He's not upset by now. I don't believe him if
he says it now.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Greg said to us that he got a sex toy
and he tried it and he's going to review it.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Although we're leaving one part out, the hope of this
was that you all would try it.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Oh, trying it different genders, not this particular work.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
No more than not all of us would try it.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
No, you know, while we watch, we'd be watcher view,
look me.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
In the eye, getting the butt chugging ten he didn't.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Bring it in, did you?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
I did not? Okay, no, no, hell no?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Used yeah, used clean.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
We got the We got that review from Greg Gory.
That's got hup next to the he show phones open
eight seven seven forty four. Would the morons? It is
pretty good?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
All right?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
So Greg, we' dying to know. Yeah, and again this
is shocking on so many levels. This is the guy
who will not buy toilet paper gets embarrassed to buy
toilet paper at the grocery store. He will not poop
at work, you know, you know, thinking that everybody's judging
him for every little thing.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
But I get embarrassed to buy deodorant.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
But Greg mentioned to us, oh yeah, I forgot about
the deodorant.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Because it's just like stuff that you need for your body.
I don't want anybody else knowing about it. And now
I'm going to talk about this idiot. I was hoping
that this would lead to you guys doing so.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Imagine the surprise when we were having a little pitch
meeting talking about things for the show and Greg's like, oh,
you know, I could do a sex toy review, Like huh,
what idiot?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
But now here we are here, we are so well
it's funny.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Where did it come from?
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Did you buy it? Well? No, and this is the
this is the let's call it the rub I kind
of I don't blame I guess I would thank Menace
for this.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, what I know, which is weird.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Because he's against sex to me, he's against like sex
in general, kind of as much of a deviant as
I am, as like as a prude that you are.
And I kind of think, No, I'm not putting Gino
and I know nothing about Sammy in this regard, but
I'm putting you guys into the prude category. Remember when
we were talking what he didn't even understand? He's like,
(11:32):
can two men sixty nine?
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Not even envision that question?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
It wouldn't it be easy?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I wasn't so straight. I can't envision.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Like that would be immaculate design and anatomy for two
men to sixty nine?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Because he waited, wouldn't be more logical?
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Can I say something?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Can I say something. I wasn't picturing two guys laying
on their side. I was picturing like, how like Hetero's
sixty nine where someone's on safe the same thing even
easier and how small? And then how small is the
other the guy who's on top, how small is his
penis that it's not going right down? Well, and it is,
(12:18):
and your head, the back of your head's leaning.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Against the dead.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
It seems like, yeah, it.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Just seems there's mechanisms in case people get in.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
I can't understand how you can't understand that it's funny,
but the reason. Okay, so menace got me in the
box wine and many years ago you did a podcast. Yeah,
you're part of a podcast called Sex with Emily. Yes,
you brought in something that we often, for some reason
make fun of because we think it leads to a
shame spiral, and it should be. It's embarrassing, but it rules.
(12:52):
You brought in a flashlight.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Which is like making love to a monster energy camp.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Yeah, it looks like a flash it's wider, it's clear.
It has a silicone.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Sleeve, jelly like jel.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
It's soft and squishy.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
And uh and and you brought these in because Emily
had these guys. Yeah, so I ended up trying it
and oh my god, it's almost miraculous, I swear like,
So there's there's how I got to phrase this in
(13:30):
the proper way. So you get to the finish line
in life in however, whichever way you're doing it, and
that's great. Sometimes it's a marathon, sometimes it's a sprint.
The flesh light it makes it more than just a sprint.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
It's it's like you attempt.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
To make it a marathon and you can't. It's that incredible,
that good. I swear, it's bizarre.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Does it have like a pressure setting?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
No?
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Okay, so now just a piece of plastic.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
There's it does nothing.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Greg, Do I have an honest question because I never
asked a homosexual of this before. When it comes to this,
when it comes to the flesh light, a flesh light
is supposed to be representing a woman's vagina and now
you love it.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
But this is.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
This is hard to replicate a mouth, I guess, but
it's just designed to.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Yeah, they do have them that even look that way.
But this is just a cylindrical piece of plastic. You
know what. It's not a cylindrical piece of plastic. It's
a cylindrical piece of magic. So if you have shame
about doing it alone, I have a great idea for you,
because that's how we envision it. Right, you're alone, and
(14:54):
how dumb, and the minute you crossed the finish line,
you're ashamed of yourself and it's stupid. The solution to
that problem don't do it alone. Do it with somebody.
Do it in front of somebody, it in front of
your partner. With your partner, both of you use it
and go like, oh yeah right, let me let me
that's a question. So when you're done, so like, is
(15:21):
it a one use thing?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
No?
Speaker 4 (15:23):
No, yeah, it's plastic. And basically so you gotta re
you got.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
You, So one end of it, okay, one end of
it unscrews. It's like it's like picture the bottom of
your Stanley mug which is tapered at one end so
it can fit into your cup holder. If the very
bottom unscrewed and comes off, and then you can run
(15:49):
water through it. I mean quite literally exactly, you can unload. Right. So,
unless you're uptight when you're alone, and you're a total prude,
then don't get it. But if you're not a total prude,
and if you're not uptight, and if you're worried about
doing it, don't be telling you it's it's five stars.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Now it's weird.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
I get it. You have to clean up. It's stupid.
You feel like a moron at your watching this thing.
But oh well, I'm not gonna lie. It's pretty incredible.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
As a guy, because guys are born with everything that
we need just to rip on intended to knock that
out very quickly. Right, No, maybe any.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Tools don't need Maybe even you don't.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Even need the lotion or the lube or what. But
you know, women, women, I understand more how like something
might be necessary for like the vibration, Like it would
take a lot of work just with a with just with.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
A digit, yeah, those unicorns right.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
So like, so why would a guy go? Is it
that much?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Like?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
How's it better?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
That's that's a great question, moddy. It's a different sensation.
It's uh like a stranger. It's you don't feel like
you're right, and it eliminates, for lack of a better term,
a lot of work, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Because now you don't got to talk to it and
take it out to dinner by it it's built.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
You don't have to lose half your money. Yeah, no,
it's just it's a different since it's just the sense
of newness, kind of like when you're with somebody new
like it's just different to that, like it's doing you
a favor, so the sensation is different.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
You not to reciprocate.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
It doesn't talk, No, it's it's I highly recommend it.
Amazon just come out with its name on it, right,
be sent discreetly so.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
You blow your mind. So when I was, you know,
you know, working with the sex my podcast all the time,
we were invited to the headquarters which is in Austin.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Oh wow we should go.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Sure we could still get.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Them fur their invention. Yeah, it's I tell you. We
make fun of it rightly. So it's it's embarrassing, but
it rules. Life is short. Get one, and I can't
believe you were It's like being at an ice cream
shop and not eating the ice cream. You worked there,
You were there and you didn't even try this stuff.
(18:26):
You guys have to stop being such brudes.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
On a scale of one to ten, sounds giving it.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Yeah out, life is short. Try it.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Greg endorses the flesh slut you guys.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Yeah, but I won't.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
I'll work on getting you that tour of the headquarters
for you.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Well, thank you for sharing the information, you know what,
try it. Very brave of you, very brave I'm gonna
go put my head in the hole. Show.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Next second, we're gonna take a little bit of a break.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
In the meantime.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Please lower your standards. Show
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