July 16, 2025 • 26 mins
Aunt Chrissy, News Headlines, Am I tooo old for this? & More!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Woody Show, and we are into another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's Wednesday morning.
It's July the sixteenth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
My name is Woody. That's Greg Gory. Menace is right there.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
What is up, Woody?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Question for a menace here in a second, remind me
Dylan to forget all right, Nagran see bass. We got
Sammy Morgan's here. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Woodie,
send us a text if you'd like over to two
to nine eighty seven. Check in with us. We're gonna
check in with Aunt Chrissy this hour. She is the
Pride of Dormont. For those of you in Pittsburgh, you
(00:40):
know exactly where that is, My Aunt Chrissy, who just
spends all of her time either when she's not cleaning Airbnb's,
she's a cleaning lady at home, she's at home smoking
weed and drinking beer. Yeah, and try to figure out
her pizza oven situation. So well, how I've always dreamt
about like the smoker, She always dreampt about pizza oven
(01:03):
and then she she had one, couldn't get to work,
and then they switched to those ones that you could
buy you hook up to like a pro paane tank
and you could sit it outside like on a counter. Yeah,
and it just hooks to a propane tank that you
would for your grill. And she's still trying to master that.
Oh so, I mean that's her big project, right right,
(01:24):
that's what she Yeah, that's what she's trying to do
right now.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
To master that.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I'm so excited we'll check out with the christ just
because when I was hanging out with her recently on
that back porch while she's smoking up and drinking her beer,
there was a firefly and she saw this firefly and
she was convinced that it was my grandfather reincarnated, stopping
by to say hello. Cool completely and she's like, you
don't buy it. I'm like, no, I don't buy it.
(01:50):
She goes button. She got no Chrissy, listen, I said,
I believe that, you believe? Yeah, yeah, you know, I
just don't believe. I don't believe that.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
I mean, so, even if it's somebody you totally love,
you don't just go along to get along.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
No, have I ever?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
No, no, no, no, But wouldn't you want to be
reincarnated as something better than a bug?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
It'd be nice, especially some kids gonna catch put in
the jar and just suffocate until until it's ad lights up,
just continuously as.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
A lifespan of what four days?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, seasonal insects exactly, what do you want to go
back as a dolphin or something as Tom Brady or
something exactly, Sadie. We'll talk to u to ant Chrissy
this hour now before I forget menace. Yes, just because
I've seen some messages about it and you can give
me the explanation. I'm sure. What's the deal with the
wood Show podcast on Spotify?
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Yeah, so our podcast is currently not on Spotify because
you know, you'll hear like like a little music in
the background when we're talking, just like we just played
the m M yeah and eminem you know, they have
their mechanisms or AI or whatever. It's detecting it as
like we're playing a full song and you're not supposed
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to do that on podcasts, And they're giving us warnings
about it, and I'm trying to rectify this situation, but
they're not telling us exactly which one it was, and
they just took us off the platform, and like people
automatically being super crappy about it, like we wanted to be.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Off the platform.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
We Spotify hast Yeah, and Spotify has a beef with us.
There's like immediate like conspiracy theories about it.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
That's how things work.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Yeah, okay, trying to fix it. I don't know when
it's gonna be fixed. But if you're a non Apple user,
there's plenty of platforms that you can listen to the
podcast on. You can just go to the dot com
and iHeartRadio app and it's on there, and I yeah,
iHeart radio app, SoundCloud, like a ton of places you
can listen to it, and I get it. It's convenient.
(03:54):
It's all like in the same place that you use
your music streaming whatever. But in the meantime, yeah, the
podcast is still.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Available any workarounds places that you.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Can listen to it.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, whatever platform you listen to the podcast on, there's
going to be a day where there's some kind of
technical difficulty glitch and just know is just fy I.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Just know you can.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Always go to the Woody Show dot com the podcast
that day's podcast will always be there.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
It will always be on my heart nowhere else. For
everybody that has a Mac or PC or Android or whatever.
The woodeshow dot com if you really want to listen,
but immediate like, well, not gonna listen to the show anymore.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Okay, I mean it's that easy. Yeah, this is where
this is where the Crossroads was born. Yes, you know,
when you get people who all of a sudden go
off the deep end about something very simple. Okay, it's like,
I don't know, copyright whatever they put it under the
umbrella with the you know, the music stuff they're having
issue with. We're just trying to get some clarification for them.
That's been very difficult because, as you can imagine, you're
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basically going back and forth in an automated like bot
customer service.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Track thing and again, and these crappy cors. We're coming
in with less than an hour of it being off
the platform, right, Like, are you serious? Also, when I said, hey,
you know, I'm trying to fix it. This is only
this is like one percent of the audience of our audience.
People do not like that because I'm like, dude, we're
on all these other platforms that a lot of people
(05:18):
listen to. Sure this and I get one of one
percent is still thousands of people.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
So we're gonna hear about it. Yeah, but again, no
one's trying. But here's the thing, guys, no one's trying
to screw you.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yeah. You know.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
It's like when we do these contests and stuff and
people go, oh, fix, I don't care who wins a contest, Like,
if you're listening and you win, great, Yeah, of course.
I would like all the prizes just to go to
If every radio prize out there could go to our
listeners and that's it, that'd be great. That's great. As
long as you listen. I don't care who wins. That
part does not matter to me. There's no conspiracy about
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who wins a pair of concert tickets or a trip
on a Disney crew whatever we're giving away. It doesn't matter.
There's no conspiracy. This is is not that serious to
be that.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
We don't have that many friends that quickly it's like,
oh my god.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yeah, are there humans that you can talk to? Like
I've never dealt with a social media's obviously it's.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Gotten less and less real. You know, Like when these
platforms for first launch, like Instagram or Facebook or whatever, right,
you get interact with people when you have a problem.
But now it's just like it's just all automated.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Because it seems like something you could just say to somebody,
Oh that's just a music bed, but not a full song. Okay, cool,
issue cleared up.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Because like Meta says, it gets flagged automatically, right, you know.
And so it's not like there's a person reviewing if
somebody complained or somebody exactly.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
There's not literally millions of pieces of audio exactly.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
They seems like it would be one conversation explanation.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
So uh, that's it, guys. That's the that's the big
Spotify drama, the conspiracy, the conspiracy Spotify party. I gotta
tell you just in general, I've always been a comments
section guy for news and stuff. And I told you
the other day that I'm watching and consuming less news. Yes,
(07:08):
and it makes you happier. And I think the reason
because I go to the comments. Yeah, every everything, everything's
a conspiracy.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Number one.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
That's exhausting. Everything sometimes bad things just happen, or sometimes
you know, something whatever it is, Like I can't even explain,
like not just bad things, but not everything's a conspiracy,
not everything's a set up, not everything's fake, not everything's
so that that part gets real annoying and just watching
how just something common sense, Like there was a story
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about some kid he was in a car hauled ass
flipped the car and then you know, the cops of
course came on the scene and they arrested him. Like, well,
he already flipped and ruined his car. Why you got
to arrest him too?
Speaker 7 (07:51):
What?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Why? It's that kind of coming down on the really
weird side of a story. Yeah, and that seems to
be more normal than not normal.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Now.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Every once in a while you'd have some cuckoo nut
job who would you know, have that type of thing.
Now it seems to be more the North.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Everybody's rooting for the bad guys.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, I and I find that. I find that annoying,
and so I've stopped, uh looking and doing things as
much as I used to.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Yeah, now it is better. Great, you're right, Yeah, it's
less as better for sure. I never look at it.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I honestly.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Also, I think a lot of that stuff is fifty
to fifty. I think people just kind of throw comments
out there because they're bored at home. They want to
just interact and mess with their anonymous They don't truly
believe that, but they're like, oh, this is really gonna
upset some people, and now I can now this is
my little chat room that I can go back and
forth with people all day, can feel I don't really
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hear anything else going on in my life.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
And that's that's true, But it also carries over outside
of social media, like you'll be in a conversation or
overhear a conversation people are having a legit conversation about
whatever it is and the conclusion they've come to or
the position they've taken. You're going, how did you get there?
Speaker 7 (09:01):
Well?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Yeah, but like Mena said, like it's there's this I mean,
now they had to make a term for it because
it's so common engagement bait, like how can I just
bait somebody?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
But even in the context of like you're at a
coffee shop with a friend and you're having this conversation
and they're going, can you believe they even arrested him
after that? But do you think you believe that it? Yes,
because we see it a lot where people they were
just having fun.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Right, there's a lot of apologists in the world.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Well whatever, who cared? Yeah, they could have they could
have killed somebody. They were just having fun. You hate fun? Right, Yeah? Why, oh,
you're so triggered, right, look at you.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Fun.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
We're gonna talk to ann Chrissy and all bigfoot.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Aliens, you name it.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
She was going off about it. We can, and she's
watching all these shows. Man, you'll love it before we
talk to her.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Though.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
This paranormal investigator, I don't know who this is. I
don't watching this stuff, but for those of you who do,
Dan Rivera. Does that name sound familiar?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
No? No, but I know that he's involved with some
punted doll or something like that.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
No one for shows like most haunted places. I don't
know if you ever watch that. Well, he's died and
suddenly he was fifty four. He was doing this Devil's
on the Run tour featuring the infamous Annabel Doll. Oh yeah,
and his death happened during their stop in Pennsylvania, and
so it was like Dunn.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
He was killed by ghost.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
He was found unresponsive in his hotel room and despite
efforts to revive him, he didn't make it. But you
gotta believe that a guy like this, this is how
he wanted to go out. Haunted Doll tour A right,
Welcome back, everybody. Yeah, it's the Wood Show where we're
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calling Aunt Chrissy, all right, she'll pick up real quick
and chill start just talking. So I always had to
wait until we're backing on the air.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
Hell is going on. Hi everyone, what's up?
Speaker 7 (11:05):
Not much? What's you know?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Just just doing a radio show. I was, I was.
I was telling everybody how when I was hanging out
and visiting with you, we had a conversation and I
did tell her by the way that I was going
to be bringing this up. So this should be no
surprise to anybody. Because as we're sitting there and uh,
and we're talking, there were fireflies, lightning bugs what everyone
wanna call them, flying around, and my Aunt Chrissy here
(11:34):
was convinced that that the lightning bug was my grandfather
Grandpa saying reincarnated, and that he had stopped by the
back porch where Chrissy was hanging out with us and
wanted to hang out with you. And yeah, it was
stopping by to visit. That's sweet. And I thought she
was kidding at first, but then as I sat there
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and kept talking to her, I realized that no, she's
dead serious. Multiple firefly that's what I said. There always are.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
There was a particular one it.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Was a specific one for you.
Speaker 7 (12:07):
He's a firefly, he's a cardinal.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Okay, yeah, there's there's like a car a bird that
hangs out in the yard from time to time, and.
Speaker 7 (12:17):
It's a spirit. It makes you feel comfortable, like when
you see it in somebody's past, you really miss him,
you really love them. People say that keeps you comfort.
When I see a cardinal, I'm like, yeah, okay, old man.
And then sometimes I'm like, hey, what's up, old man?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
That's just now? Would he convince me that it wasn't? No,
tell me why?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Just know that's it?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Because I don't believe that.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
I mean, I told.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
A believer.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I believe here's and I told Christy this too. I
believe that she believes that.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Okay, agreed, I.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Don't believe it. I believe that she believes, yes, and
whatever brings her that comfort.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I know this.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
We're SeaBASS typically disagrees and.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
Chris people fly, Yeah, could dragonfly?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Anyway, So that's that's where this whole thing started. Anyway,
I'd like to welcome an Chrissy back to the show. Hey,
we haven't talked to you Chrissy on the air for
a while. We have a lot of new listeners since
then we're on some new city since last time we
had a Chrissy. You know what you're starting? You just
beat yourself now. My Aunt Chrissy married to my uncle Tim,
who is my dad's brother, a little brother, and Aunt
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Christy has been around. So how old was I when
you first came part of the family?
Speaker 7 (13:34):
Thirteen?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Ye, thirteenish or whatever? But Aunt Chrisy has always been
one of my favorites. She's just fun as you can hear.
She's usually drunk and or high. What time these days?
Because I'm all of that right now because she used
to used to stay up a little bit later than
you do. Now now you're kind of like an early
to bed kind of girl. But so in the morning,
what time are you getting up? And what times your
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first beer?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
These days?
Speaker 7 (13:58):
You usually bought nine thirty n.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
And then when when's your h when's your first hit?
Like when you when you like start hitting.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
The ball, not eleven like my coffee?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah, yeah, Christy?
Speaker 7 (14:15):
And then I crack a beer and then I start
doing around that, and then how many games? Clean up
the bathroom, laundry, whatever, take It's like your coffee.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
So how many how many beers a day. You take
how many beers a daily?
Speaker 7 (14:30):
Found them at least twelve to fifteen.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Fifteen a case pretty close. Well, she's you know, she's
feet tall.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
Yeah, it's been around me. Much like you've got the
cases there for what three days?
Speaker 5 (14:47):
How much like you have fine wine with a good meal.
I just feel like beer and marijuana just go excellent together.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
It's a good pairing. It's an awesome it's a good pairing.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
It's a nice smart well you know mine's case down.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Yeah, together, smooth, also usually barefoot most of the time,
almost all the time. And yeah, this is what she does.
And she hangs out the back porch, and she listens
to her nickelback and her kid rock, and and she
enjoys her life. She says, she what what you're uh,
you're saying, I'm not I'm not stupid. I'm simple, Yes.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
Because I don't know no better. Right, I knew better,
i'd be all right.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
So that's uh, that's a little quick catch up for
those of you who are simple.
Speaker 7 (15:25):
Because I don't know no better. I have no manners,
no etiquette, no makeup, no brow and the shoes. I
just just keep it simple.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah, and well, when we have a new person on
the show since the last time Christy joined us as well,
and that would be Gina grad who can't wait to
meet you in person.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Oh, Aunt Chrissy, you are my favorite like celebrity crush.
Speaker 7 (15:48):
Oh my god, I got stupid funny.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
And also uh, Aunt Chrissy, your your favorite little man
crushed seabasses. Here, little nugget.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
Hello, hey nugget, baby Nickel back at sturg just this year. Nugget,
can you take me? That's a road trick in the
back of your bike.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Oh yeah, you know what he bought Christy? Have you
ever have you seen these Tesla cyber trucks. It's the
truck that Tesla makes.
Speaker 7 (16:18):
Is it like that book? Yes? Yeah, yeah, like it landed.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Yeah, what do you think? Do you like those Sea
Bass bought one?
Speaker 7 (16:30):
Yeah, they're weird. Well, of course he would because they're weird.
And then it's totally up his alley. He wants to
experience that.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Yeah, exactly, it's free experience.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
You love to experience everything in life.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Oh did you hear that like an older lady?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah, there you go. Well we got the product, Dormont.
We have mayan Chrissy on the line. We're going to
take a quick break and then we'll come back. I
want to get into this other stuff that we talked about,
the other things that that you believe are out there,
because Menace is a big believer in this stuff. Yes,
as are a few.
Speaker 7 (17:01):
Other bulls dragon babes.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
All right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, Aunt Chrissy is on
the line. And uh, we were talking just before the
break about my visit and I'm hanging out with Aunt
Chrissy sitting on the back on the back porch, just
talking about because I forget, I forget how it came up,
but we somehow got on the on the topic of Bigfoot. Now,
you've been watching a lot of these shows.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
What are the shows that you're wanting to watch them
every night?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Yeah? What do you watch?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Which one is the State?
Speaker 7 (17:31):
When I go up to bed, the station is already on.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, But what are the shows specifically? Like, what are they?
Speaker 7 (17:37):
Uh, Paranormal Lives here, Oh, there's a bunch of them, Yeah,
Paranormal Hospital, paranormal please, oh.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
Everything all the shows.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah, now, between all the paranormal stuff, whether you're talking
about like ghosts or ghost adventures. Cool, but like ghosts Bigfoot, aliens,
things like that? Which one? Which one would you say
that you have the strongest belief in that you think
of all this stuff, if one of those three things
is going to be real? Which one is? Do you
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think that has the best chance of being like real spirits?
Speaker 7 (18:15):
Don't you ever feel something in your house? Do to
smell or there's no reason for it, but you're thinking about.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
It gig all the time my former house, especially.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
Skin walkers live.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
That what's a skin walker ranch? Yeah? Yeah, what's a
skin walk what's that skin walker?
Speaker 7 (18:39):
They could shoot for an as humans to animals?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Shape shift?
Speaker 7 (18:45):
Yeah, shape shift there there you get yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
All right, all right?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
And then uh yeah and then like the bigfoot, you
believe in bigfoot? Yeah, but she hadn't seen one herself.
You've never seen nobody.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
It's entertaining to watch.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
That is that is a great question. Besides the firefly?
That besides the firefly that you thought was my grandfather? Like,
have you ever seen anything like like bigfoot or like
an actual ghost like alien? Have you ever had like
any kind of alien encounter?
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Look at the liquor store.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
She doesn't go to the liquor store.
Speaker 7 (19:19):
Could I do that? When I don't go anywhere, have
any ghosts in my backyard?
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Watch the stuff now, I drive by a cemetery every morning.
I do once in a while see like some weird
orb like light things that look like yeah proof like
clouds are floating over the cemetery.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Is very weird.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
Well, see, I would say that was headlights or something
in your face because you were.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Too high, Like you don't even know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
I wish I was going.
Speaker 7 (19:51):
Yeah, I do believe people do see it, but for
me personally, when I see it just triggers something in
your head about that person.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Now, when it comes to aliens, do you believe that
aliens have been living amongst us? Or they just yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Are they just been here?
Speaker 7 (20:13):
Do you think we're the alien?
Speaker 6 (20:16):
Do they think this is their planet?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
I think the confused.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
You cannot believe that we are the only species.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Yeah, I think lizard people that transform into the Hold on,
let me stop right where she left off there, because okay,
I can I can acknowledge that.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yes, I do believe that. I'm not dumb to think
that like this is the only rock out there that
has you know, some type of intel ball whatever. We
are intelligent life, right, But do we know about it?
Are they here? That's the part where I, yeah, I
don't see that.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
I believe there are things that are unexplainable, Like I
don't believe big they said puts a freaking alien.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Okay, yeah, that's stupid, but I mean I believe it's
I believe there is an explanation. Like when people say, oh,
I saw a UFO or I saw Bigfoot or whatever
whatever it would be. I believe there is a real explanation,
and that's not really bigot or a UFO because you
can't be explained. No, it can't be explained. You just
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don't know what the explanation is.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
Maybe it's like a military training thing, you know.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
It's the stupid government with the blue eminem.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Oh yeah, I forgot, and.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
They make you high.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
Why is that, aunt, Christy, why don't you like blue
emin ms. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (21:38):
It's a I don't know why it's in my head
and I can't get rid of it.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Oh my gosh, anything I have no, I have no
follow up.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
I can't explain it.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Just so I feel, Okay, aliens you believe are possibly
already here big Foot and maybe maybe not so much
what about conspiracy theories. Let's get stuff that you know,
people talk about keem trails, like there are planes flying
across the sky and they're.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Uh dumping stuff.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Yeah, population or whether whatever you want to call control.
Do you believe that stuff to a point?
Speaker 3 (22:18):
What point?
Speaker 7 (22:19):
Because I kind of believe. I don't know if I'm
understanding your question correctly.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
KEM trail? Do you think the trail? Do you think
they're flying planes overhead and spraying the population with cam
from the planes to random stuff? And Chrissy, how many
times have you been on an airplane?
Speaker 7 (22:34):
I know my back porch, I don't know areas.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Yeahs on an airplane now, like a handful of time.
Speaker 7 (22:40):
I couldn't even tell you where China is on the mask.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
What about some of the other conspiracies. Do you believe
that nine to eleven was a conspiracy?
Speaker 7 (22:50):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Did the mafia kill JFK?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
He's buried of d Jimmy Hoffa, Yeah, they're buried together.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
So after you know, we recently visited the area where
GfK got shot, I'm like, oh, dude, yeah, I don't
believe the conspiracy anymore.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
That shot was just very.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Good, yeah, yeah, very direct.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah, it was so much closer than the place.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
The government has offices and stuff inside of mountains.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (23:27):
They're not factories, yeah yeah, bunker kind of things. Yeah,
I mean they're insides of mountains.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
I mean they use it for storage for stuff. If
God forbid, there's like a world war something.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
So why was.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
Kansas they stored like five hundred cars underground and cheese
you're right, yeah, there's cheese somewhere.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
They got cheese away.
Speaker 6 (23:51):
Do you have pets?
Speaker 7 (23:53):
Two cats?
Speaker 6 (23:53):
Okay? So oh cute.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Well, a lot of people also believe in like pet
mediums and like you can you know, like a medium
will come in or a psychic coment and talk to
you about like what your animal was in a former life.
Speaker 7 (24:08):
That's stupid.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
I didn't even.
Speaker 7 (24:12):
Watch on that. Okay, you know, like you're not you're
not talking. I get it. That's just dog training. That's
on a medium. Okay, just train you train your damn dog.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yeah, people live in any other questions for Chrissy while
we have her here?
Speaker 5 (24:31):
How's that bird feeder that I got you?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
And christ.
Speaker 7 (24:36):
Because the black and gold is gonna.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Hit the food?
Speaker 7 (24:39):
Yeah? Steelers boom, my little blue corners set up you'll
be you'll be centered nice.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Yeah. Well they have bird feeders now that have cameras
in them. Yeah you can watch. Yeah, that would be
good for you.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Yeah. Well, well, well, Christy, thank you, thank you so
much for taking a couple of minutes with us. We
just wanted to catch up and kind of I had
the I have had everybody here here for themselves. What
I was trying to explain about our conversation on the on.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
The on the porch.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
And now I'm paranoid about Eminem's Yeah, me too.
Speaker 7 (25:11):
She should have been years ago when I told you I.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Had too many I forgot.
Speaker 7 (25:17):
I will see. That's why Aunt.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Chrissy, everybody that lady. I will talk to you later.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
There she goes, Aunt Chrissy.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Oh boy, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah see, I told you magical so much. There's there's
no way she's real. I I assure you that is
authentically her.
Speaker 6 (25:37):
She's only too real.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Yeah, oh she is very sea bass. I had no
idea there were so many ghost shows. Yeah, paranormal paranormal hospital,
paranormal police.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
See, that's how long does your romance with Aunt Christy
go back?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
So we met was seventy years ago and she just.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
Fell head over heels.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
She thought he was so key. I've been house seen her.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Wow, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
All right, Well we're gonna take a quick break, get
some more woody show for you next hang on the
show back in the mid
The Woody Show, and we are into another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's Wednesday morning.
It's July the sixteenth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
My name is Woody. That's Greg Gory. Menace is right there.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
What is up, Woody?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Question for a menace here in a second, remind me
Dylan to forget all right, Nagran see bass. We got
Sammy Morgan's here. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Woodie,
send us a text if you'd like over to two
to nine eighty seven. Check in with us. We're gonna
check in with Aunt Chrissy this hour. She is the
Pride of Dormont. For those of you in Pittsburgh, you
(00:40):
know exactly where that is, My Aunt Chrissy, who just
spends all of her time either when she's not cleaning Airbnb's,
she's a cleaning lady at home, she's at home smoking
weed and drinking beer. Yeah, and try to figure out
her pizza oven situation. So well, how I've always dreamt
about like the smoker, She always dreampt about pizza oven
(01:03):
and then she she had one, couldn't get to work,
and then they switched to those ones that you could
buy you hook up to like a pro paane tank
and you could sit it outside like on a counter. Yeah,
and it just hooks to a propane tank that you
would for your grill. And she's still trying to master that.
Oh so, I mean that's her big project, right right,
(01:24):
that's what she Yeah, that's what she's trying to do
right now.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
To master that.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I'm so excited we'll check out with the christ just
because when I was hanging out with her recently on
that back porch while she's smoking up and drinking her beer,
there was a firefly and she saw this firefly and
she was convinced that it was my grandfather reincarnated, stopping
by to say hello. Cool completely and she's like, you
don't buy it. I'm like, no, I don't buy it.
(01:50):
She goes button. She got no Chrissy, listen, I said,
I believe that, you believe? Yeah, yeah, you know, I
just don't believe. I don't believe that.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
I mean, so, even if it's somebody you totally love,
you don't just go along to get along.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
No, have I ever?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
No, no, no, no, But wouldn't you want to be
reincarnated as something better than a bug?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
It'd be nice, especially some kids gonna catch put in
the jar and just suffocate until until it's ad lights up,
just continuously as.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
A lifespan of what four days?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, seasonal insects exactly, what do you want to go
back as a dolphin or something as Tom Brady or
something exactly, Sadie. We'll talk to u to ant Chrissy
this hour now before I forget menace. Yes, just because
I've seen some messages about it and you can give
me the explanation. I'm sure. What's the deal with the
wood Show podcast on Spotify?
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Yeah, so our podcast is currently not on Spotify because
you know, you'll hear like like a little music in
the background when we're talking, just like we just played
the m M yeah and eminem you know, they have
their mechanisms or AI or whatever. It's detecting it as
like we're playing a full song and you're not supposed
(03:02):
to do that on podcasts, And they're giving us warnings
about it, and I'm trying to rectify this situation, but
they're not telling us exactly which one it was, and
they just took us off the platform, and like people
automatically being super crappy about it, like we wanted to be.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Off the platform.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
We Spotify hast Yeah, and Spotify has a beef with us.
There's like immediate like conspiracy theories about it.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
That's how things work.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Yeah, okay, trying to fix it. I don't know when
it's gonna be fixed. But if you're a non Apple user,
there's plenty of platforms that you can listen to the
podcast on. You can just go to the dot com
and iHeartRadio app and it's on there, and I yeah,
iHeart radio app, SoundCloud, like a ton of places you
can listen to it, and I get it. It's convenient.
(03:54):
It's all like in the same place that you use
your music streaming whatever. But in the meantime, yeah, the
podcast is still.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Available any workarounds places that you.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Can listen to it.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, whatever platform you listen to the podcast on, there's
going to be a day where there's some kind of
technical difficulty glitch and just know is just fy I.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Just know you can.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Always go to the Woody Show dot com the podcast
that day's podcast will always be there.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
It will always be on my heart nowhere else. For
everybody that has a Mac or PC or Android or whatever.
The woodeshow dot com if you really want to listen,
but immediate like, well, not gonna listen to the show anymore.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Okay, I mean it's that easy. Yeah, this is where
this is where the Crossroads was born. Yes, you know,
when you get people who all of a sudden go
off the deep end about something very simple. Okay, it's like,
I don't know, copyright whatever they put it under the
umbrella with the you know, the music stuff they're having
issue with. We're just trying to get some clarification for them.
That's been very difficult because, as you can imagine, you're
(04:53):
basically going back and forth in an automated like bot
customer service.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Track thing and again, and these crappy cors. We're coming
in with less than an hour of it being off
the platform, right, Like, are you serious? Also, when I said, hey,
you know, I'm trying to fix it. This is only
this is like one percent of the audience of our audience.
People do not like that because I'm like, dude, we're
on all these other platforms that a lot of people
(05:18):
listen to. Sure this and I get one of one
percent is still thousands of people.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
So we're gonna hear about it. Yeah, but again, no
one's trying. But here's the thing, guys, no one's trying
to screw you.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yeah. You know.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
It's like when we do these contests and stuff and
people go, oh, fix, I don't care who wins a contest, Like,
if you're listening and you win, great, Yeah, of course.
I would like all the prizes just to go to
If every radio prize out there could go to our
listeners and that's it, that'd be great. That's great. As
long as you listen. I don't care who wins. That
part does not matter to me. There's no conspiracy about
(05:52):
who wins a pair of concert tickets or a trip
on a Disney crew whatever we're giving away. It doesn't matter.
There's no conspiracy. This is is not that serious to
be that.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
We don't have that many friends that quickly it's like,
oh my god.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yeah, are there humans that you can talk to? Like
I've never dealt with a social media's obviously it's.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Gotten less and less real. You know, Like when these
platforms for first launch, like Instagram or Facebook or whatever, right,
you get interact with people when you have a problem.
But now it's just like it's just all automated.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Because it seems like something you could just say to somebody,
Oh that's just a music bed, but not a full song. Okay, cool,
issue cleared up.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Because like Meta says, it gets flagged automatically, right, you know.
And so it's not like there's a person reviewing if
somebody complained or somebody exactly.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
There's not literally millions of pieces of audio exactly.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
They seems like it would be one conversation explanation.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
So uh, that's it, guys. That's the that's the big
Spotify drama, the conspiracy, the conspiracy Spotify party. I gotta
tell you just in general, I've always been a comments
section guy for news and stuff. And I told you
the other day that I'm watching and consuming less news. Yes,
(07:08):
and it makes you happier. And I think the reason
because I go to the comments. Yeah, every everything, everything's
a conspiracy.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Number one.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
That's exhausting. Everything sometimes bad things just happen, or sometimes
you know, something whatever it is, Like I can't even explain,
like not just bad things, but not everything's a conspiracy,
not everything's a set up, not everything's fake, not everything's
so that that part gets real annoying and just watching
how just something common sense, Like there was a story
(07:39):
about some kid he was in a car hauled ass
flipped the car and then you know, the cops of
course came on the scene and they arrested him. Like, well,
he already flipped and ruined his car. Why you got
to arrest him too?
Speaker 7 (07:51):
What?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Why? It's that kind of coming down on the really
weird side of a story. Yeah, and that seems to
be more normal than not normal.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Now.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Every once in a while you'd have some cuckoo nut
job who would you know, have that type of thing.
Now it seems to be more the North.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Everybody's rooting for the bad guys.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, I and I find that. I find that annoying,
and so I've stopped, uh looking and doing things as
much as I used to.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Yeah, now it is better. Great, you're right, Yeah, it's
less as better for sure. I never look at it.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I honestly.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Also, I think a lot of that stuff is fifty
to fifty. I think people just kind of throw comments
out there because they're bored at home. They want to
just interact and mess with their anonymous They don't truly
believe that, but they're like, oh, this is really gonna
upset some people, and now I can now this is
my little chat room that I can go back and
forth with people all day, can feel I don't really
(08:45):
hear anything else going on in my life.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
And that's that's true, But it also carries over outside
of social media, like you'll be in a conversation or
overhear a conversation people are having a legit conversation about
whatever it is and the conclusion they've come to or
the position they've taken. You're going, how did you get there?
Speaker 7 (09:01):
Well?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Yeah, but like Mena said, like it's there's this I mean,
now they had to make a term for it because
it's so common engagement bait, like how can I just
bait somebody?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
But even in the context of like you're at a
coffee shop with a friend and you're having this conversation
and they're going, can you believe they even arrested him
after that? But do you think you believe that it? Yes,
because we see it a lot where people they were
just having fun.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Right, there's a lot of apologists in the world.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Well whatever, who cared? Yeah, they could have they could
have killed somebody. They were just having fun. You hate fun? Right, Yeah? Why, oh,
you're so triggered, right, look at you.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Fun.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
We're gonna talk to ann Chrissy and all bigfoot.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Aliens, you name it.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
She was going off about it. We can, and she's
watching all these shows. Man, you'll love it before we
talk to her.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Though.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
This paranormal investigator, I don't know who this is. I
don't watching this stuff, but for those of you who do,
Dan Rivera. Does that name sound familiar?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
No? No, but I know that he's involved with some
punted doll or something like that.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
No one for shows like most haunted places. I don't
know if you ever watch that. Well, he's died and
suddenly he was fifty four. He was doing this Devil's
on the Run tour featuring the infamous Annabel Doll. Oh yeah,
and his death happened during their stop in Pennsylvania, and
so it was like Dunn.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
He was killed by ghost.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
He was found unresponsive in his hotel room and despite
efforts to revive him, he didn't make it. But you
gotta believe that a guy like this, this is how
he wanted to go out. Haunted Doll tour A right,
Welcome back, everybody. Yeah, it's the Wood Show where we're
(10:45):
calling Aunt Chrissy, all right, she'll pick up real quick
and chill start just talking. So I always had to
wait until we're backing on the air.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
Hell is going on. Hi everyone, what's up?
Speaker 7 (11:05):
Not much? What's you know?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Just just doing a radio show. I was, I was.
I was telling everybody how when I was hanging out
and visiting with you, we had a conversation and I
did tell her by the way that I was going
to be bringing this up. So this should be no
surprise to anybody. Because as we're sitting there and uh,
and we're talking, there were fireflies, lightning bugs what everyone
wanna call them, flying around, and my Aunt Chrissy here
(11:34):
was convinced that that the lightning bug was my grandfather
Grandpa saying reincarnated, and that he had stopped by the
back porch where Chrissy was hanging out with us and
wanted to hang out with you. And yeah, it was
stopping by to visit. That's sweet. And I thought she
was kidding at first, but then as I sat there
(11:55):
and kept talking to her, I realized that no, she's
dead serious. Multiple firefly that's what I said. There always are.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
There was a particular one it.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Was a specific one for you.
Speaker 7 (12:07):
He's a firefly, he's a cardinal.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Okay, yeah, there's there's like a car a bird that
hangs out in the yard from time to time, and.
Speaker 7 (12:17):
It's a spirit. It makes you feel comfortable, like when
you see it in somebody's past, you really miss him,
you really love them. People say that keeps you comfort.
When I see a cardinal, I'm like, yeah, okay, old man.
And then sometimes I'm like, hey, what's up, old man?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
That's just now? Would he convince me that it wasn't? No,
tell me why?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Just know that's it?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Because I don't believe that.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
I mean, I told.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
A believer.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I believe here's and I told Christy this too. I
believe that she believes that.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Okay, agreed, I.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Don't believe it. I believe that she believes, yes, and
whatever brings her that comfort.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I know this.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
We're SeaBASS typically disagrees and.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
Chris people fly, Yeah, could dragonfly?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Anyway, So that's that's where this whole thing started. Anyway,
I'd like to welcome an Chrissy back to the show. Hey,
we haven't talked to you Chrissy on the air for
a while. We have a lot of new listeners since
then we're on some new city since last time we
had a Chrissy. You know what you're starting? You just
beat yourself now. My Aunt Chrissy married to my uncle Tim,
who is my dad's brother, a little brother, and Aunt
(13:30):
Christy has been around. So how old was I when
you first came part of the family?
Speaker 7 (13:34):
Thirteen?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Ye, thirteenish or whatever? But Aunt Chrisy has always been
one of my favorites. She's just fun as you can hear.
She's usually drunk and or high. What time these days?
Because I'm all of that right now because she used
to used to stay up a little bit later than
you do. Now now you're kind of like an early
to bed kind of girl. But so in the morning,
what time are you getting up? And what times your
(13:56):
first beer?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
These days?
Speaker 7 (13:58):
You usually bought nine thirty n.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
And then when when's your h when's your first hit?
Like when you when you like start hitting.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
The ball, not eleven like my coffee?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah, yeah, Christy?
Speaker 7 (14:15):
And then I crack a beer and then I start
doing around that, and then how many games? Clean up
the bathroom, laundry, whatever, take It's like your coffee.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
So how many how many beers a day. You take
how many beers a daily?
Speaker 7 (14:30):
Found them at least twelve to fifteen.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Fifteen a case pretty close. Well, she's you know, she's
feet tall.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
Yeah, it's been around me. Much like you've got the
cases there for what three days?
Speaker 5 (14:47):
How much like you have fine wine with a good meal.
I just feel like beer and marijuana just go excellent together.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
It's a good pairing. It's an awesome it's a good pairing.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
It's a nice smart well you know mine's case down.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Yeah, together, smooth, also usually barefoot most of the time,
almost all the time. And yeah, this is what she does.
And she hangs out the back porch, and she listens
to her nickelback and her kid rock, and and she
enjoys her life. She says, she what what you're uh,
you're saying, I'm not I'm not stupid. I'm simple, Yes.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
Because I don't know no better. Right, I knew better,
i'd be all right.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
So that's uh, that's a little quick catch up for
those of you who are simple.
Speaker 7 (15:25):
Because I don't know no better. I have no manners,
no etiquette, no makeup, no brow and the shoes. I
just just keep it simple.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah, and well, when we have a new person on
the show since the last time Christy joined us as well,
and that would be Gina grad who can't wait to
meet you in person.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Oh, Aunt Chrissy, you are my favorite like celebrity crush.
Speaker 7 (15:48):
Oh my god, I got stupid funny.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
And also uh, Aunt Chrissy, your your favorite little man
crushed seabasses. Here, little nugget.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
Hello, hey nugget, baby Nickel back at sturg just this year. Nugget,
can you take me? That's a road trick in the
back of your bike.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Oh yeah, you know what he bought Christy? Have you
ever have you seen these Tesla cyber trucks. It's the
truck that Tesla makes.
Speaker 7 (16:18):
Is it like that book? Yes? Yeah, yeah, like it landed.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Yeah, what do you think? Do you like those Sea
Bass bought one?
Speaker 7 (16:30):
Yeah, they're weird. Well, of course he would because they're weird.
And then it's totally up his alley. He wants to
experience that.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Yeah, exactly, it's free experience.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
You love to experience everything in life.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Oh did you hear that like an older lady?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah, there you go. Well we got the product, Dormont.
We have mayan Chrissy on the line. We're going to
take a quick break and then we'll come back. I
want to get into this other stuff that we talked about,
the other things that that you believe are out there,
because Menace is a big believer in this stuff. Yes,
as are a few.
Speaker 7 (17:01):
Other bulls dragon babes.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
All right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, Aunt Chrissy is on
the line. And uh, we were talking just before the
break about my visit and I'm hanging out with Aunt
Chrissy sitting on the back on the back porch, just
talking about because I forget, I forget how it came up,
but we somehow got on the on the topic of Bigfoot. Now,
you've been watching a lot of these shows.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
What are the shows that you're wanting to watch them
every night?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Yeah? What do you watch?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Which one is the State?
Speaker 7 (17:31):
When I go up to bed, the station is already on.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, But what are the shows specifically? Like, what are they?
Speaker 7 (17:37):
Uh, Paranormal Lives here, Oh, there's a bunch of them, Yeah,
Paranormal Hospital, paranormal please, oh.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
Everything all the shows.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah, now, between all the paranormal stuff, whether you're talking
about like ghosts or ghost adventures. Cool, but like ghosts Bigfoot, aliens,
things like that? Which one? Which one would you say
that you have the strongest belief in that you think
of all this stuff, if one of those three things
is going to be real? Which one is? Do you
(18:09):
think that has the best chance of being like real spirits?
Speaker 7 (18:15):
Don't you ever feel something in your house? Do to
smell or there's no reason for it, but you're thinking about.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
It gig all the time my former house, especially.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
Skin walkers live.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
That what's a skin walker ranch? Yeah? Yeah, what's a
skin walk what's that skin walker?
Speaker 7 (18:39):
They could shoot for an as humans to animals?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Shape shift?
Speaker 7 (18:45):
Yeah, shape shift there there you get yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
All right, all right?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
And then uh yeah and then like the bigfoot, you
believe in bigfoot? Yeah, but she hadn't seen one herself.
You've never seen nobody.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
It's entertaining to watch.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
That is that is a great question. Besides the firefly?
That besides the firefly that you thought was my grandfather? Like,
have you ever seen anything like like bigfoot or like
an actual ghost like alien? Have you ever had like
any kind of alien encounter?
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Look at the liquor store.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
She doesn't go to the liquor store.
Speaker 7 (19:19):
Could I do that? When I don't go anywhere, have
any ghosts in my backyard?
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Watch the stuff now, I drive by a cemetery every morning.
I do once in a while see like some weird
orb like light things that look like yeah proof like
clouds are floating over the cemetery.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Is very weird.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
Well, see, I would say that was headlights or something
in your face because you were.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Too high, Like you don't even know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
I wish I was going.
Speaker 7 (19:51):
Yeah, I do believe people do see it, but for
me personally, when I see it just triggers something in
your head about that person.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Now, when it comes to aliens, do you believe that
aliens have been living amongst us? Or they just yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Are they just been here?
Speaker 7 (20:13):
Do you think we're the alien?
Speaker 6 (20:16):
Do they think this is their planet?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
I think the confused.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
You cannot believe that we are the only species.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Yeah, I think lizard people that transform into the Hold on,
let me stop right where she left off there, because okay,
I can I can acknowledge that.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yes, I do believe that. I'm not dumb to think
that like this is the only rock out there that
has you know, some type of intel ball whatever. We
are intelligent life, right, But do we know about it?
Are they here? That's the part where I, yeah, I
don't see that.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
I believe there are things that are unexplainable, Like I
don't believe big they said puts a freaking alien.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Okay, yeah, that's stupid, but I mean I believe it's
I believe there is an explanation. Like when people say, oh,
I saw a UFO or I saw Bigfoot or whatever
whatever it would be. I believe there is a real explanation,
and that's not really bigot or a UFO because you
can't be explained. No, it can't be explained. You just
(21:19):
don't know what the explanation is.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
Maybe it's like a military training thing, you know.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
It's the stupid government with the blue eminem.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Oh yeah, I forgot, and.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
They make you high.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
Why is that, aunt, Christy, why don't you like blue
emin ms. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (21:38):
It's a I don't know why it's in my head
and I can't get rid of it.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Oh my gosh, anything I have no, I have no
follow up.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
I can't explain it.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Just so I feel, Okay, aliens you believe are possibly
already here big Foot and maybe maybe not so much
what about conspiracy theories. Let's get stuff that you know,
people talk about keem trails, like there are planes flying
across the sky and they're.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Uh dumping stuff.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Yeah, population or whether whatever you want to call control.
Do you believe that stuff to a point?
Speaker 3 (22:18):
What point?
Speaker 7 (22:19):
Because I kind of believe. I don't know if I'm
understanding your question correctly.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
KEM trail? Do you think the trail? Do you think
they're flying planes overhead and spraying the population with cam
from the planes to random stuff? And Chrissy, how many
times have you been on an airplane?
Speaker 7 (22:34):
I know my back porch, I don't know areas.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Yeahs on an airplane now, like a handful of time.
Speaker 7 (22:40):
I couldn't even tell you where China is on the mask.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
What about some of the other conspiracies. Do you believe
that nine to eleven was a conspiracy?
Speaker 7 (22:50):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Did the mafia kill JFK?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
He's buried of d Jimmy Hoffa, Yeah, they're buried together.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
So after you know, we recently visited the area where
GfK got shot, I'm like, oh, dude, yeah, I don't
believe the conspiracy anymore.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
That shot was just very.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Good, yeah, yeah, very direct.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah, it was so much closer than the place.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
The government has offices and stuff inside of mountains.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (23:27):
They're not factories, yeah yeah, bunker kind of things. Yeah,
I mean they're insides of mountains.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
I mean they use it for storage for stuff. If
God forbid, there's like a world war something.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
So why was.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
Kansas they stored like five hundred cars underground and cheese
you're right, yeah, there's cheese somewhere.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
They got cheese away.
Speaker 6 (23:51):
Do you have pets?
Speaker 7 (23:53):
Two cats?
Speaker 6 (23:53):
Okay? So oh cute.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Well, a lot of people also believe in like pet
mediums and like you can you know, like a medium
will come in or a psychic coment and talk to
you about like what your animal was in a former life.
Speaker 7 (24:08):
That's stupid.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
I didn't even.
Speaker 7 (24:12):
Watch on that. Okay, you know, like you're not you're
not talking. I get it. That's just dog training. That's
on a medium. Okay, just train you train your damn dog.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yeah, people live in any other questions for Chrissy while
we have her here?
Speaker 5 (24:31):
How's that bird feeder that I got you?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
And christ.
Speaker 7 (24:36):
Because the black and gold is gonna.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Hit the food?
Speaker 7 (24:39):
Yeah? Steelers boom, my little blue corners set up you'll
be you'll be centered nice.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Yeah. Well they have bird feeders now that have cameras
in them. Yeah you can watch. Yeah, that would be
good for you.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Yeah. Well, well, well, Christy, thank you, thank you so
much for taking a couple of minutes with us. We
just wanted to catch up and kind of I had
the I have had everybody here here for themselves. What
I was trying to explain about our conversation on the on.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
The on the porch.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
And now I'm paranoid about Eminem's Yeah, me too.
Speaker 7 (25:11):
She should have been years ago when I told you I.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Had too many I forgot.
Speaker 7 (25:17):
I will see. That's why Aunt.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Chrissy, everybody that lady. I will talk to you later.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
There she goes, Aunt Chrissy.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Oh boy, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah see, I told you magical so much. There's there's
no way she's real. I I assure you that is
authentically her.
Speaker 6 (25:37):
She's only too real.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Yeah, oh she is very sea bass. I had no
idea there were so many ghost shows. Yeah, paranormal paranormal hospital,
paranormal police.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
See, that's how long does your romance with Aunt Christy
go back?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
So we met was seventy years ago and she just.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
Fell head over heels.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
She thought he was so key. I've been house seen her.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Wow, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
All right, Well we're gonna take a quick break, get
some more woody show for you next hang on the
show back in the mid
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