July 21, 2025 • 34 mins
Weekend Cheers & Jeers, Narc Week, News Headlines & More!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Morning. Sammy's first impression with the dudes outside the chicken
joint at the bus stop. She looks like she's.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Got anuntsy shop that doesn't do very well.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It's the only people, she said, skills like your close family.
Like she's not a witch, but she hangs around with you.
So it's like, here, hold these stones and let's hold hands.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
In home, I do have any shop?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yes, ready, And it's another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It's Monday morning. It's July the
twenty first, Yeah, twenty twenty five. Woody Gray minutes, Grown
Sea Bass. Sammy Morgan's here taking your calls. If you'd
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like to be a part of stuff eight seven seven
forty four Woodie, you can send us a text over
to two to nine eight seven. Narc Week, Brad is here,
Shark Week on Discovery. It's Nark Week, Carton Arc Week
here on the Woody Show. So if you love Woody Show,
cart narks, this is a great week for you. Agents
A bashed out there getting people to trying to get
(01:04):
people to return their cards. She gets right, Okay, I
heard a little clip of an interview with a guy
who's got one of the Shark Week shows this this year,
it's how to Survive a Shark attack.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I'm gonna say it sounds fascinating. It sounds interesting, like
what to do either if you're the situation or you're
with somebody, and what you should do if some of
your wi gets attacked.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Pass out, don't look delicious.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
His whole thing is about how, you know, people just
need to fall more in love with sharks. And then
you're going to this whole thing about shark attacks, like
get what why would you.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Which is it?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah? Why would you fall in love with something that's
trying to taste you? I know, they say they don't
want to eat you, they just think you're something else.
But still I don't even know shark bite me?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
No, you are Sea bass talking about that girl that
swims with sharks? All that was I that's that Netflix show,
The Shark Whisper. She basically is doing it for the
grand but then she can go and well, I'm raising
the awareness while she's doing the exact thing you should
not be doing.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
She kissing them exactly. You hear conflicting things from time
to time about what you should do, what you shouldn't
do if you are face to face with the shark,
although something tells me that by the time you realize
that you're face to face with a shark, it's too late.
Wait unless you see like a dorsal or something sticking up,
you know, and then you're kind of in the area,
Like yeah, that's the thing, Like do you kind of
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slowly make your way out of the water or like
I would think of that splash and in that in
that rush to get out there, you might get their
attention where you might not be on their radar.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
I don't know, And they do like they they do
say you either bop it in the nose or you
turn it over on its back, which is like you're
super easy.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
There was a guy. No, no, you put your hand
out and you put your hand on its snout and
you kind of gently guide it away. Yeah, okay, yeah,
like you know it's gonna be it's gonna be like
a squid they released that big cloud of ink, except
mine's gonna be duty.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Oh yeah, it's gonna be a big giant brown duty
cloud clouded diarrhea. As I'm getting the hell out.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Of there, No one you stopped me from going to
the ocean.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
No, it doesn't stop me from going to the ocean either.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
You go this way, Jaws, I'm gonna nudge you over there.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Weekend cheers and jeers. I will just start. The kolonoscy
on Friday went great. It was super easy. They found
one little poll up which they which they removed. And
it is weird about how you know you can have
somebody up in your ass and snipping something out and
the whole thing and wake up and not even like
I had no idea if you wouldn't have told me
(03:34):
I had a colonoscopy. Like, your butt's not sore. I
don't feel any there's no weird kind of zero after
feeling even after you leave the dentist after a cleaning,
like you know you just had something done to your mouth.
This had no idea had something done to your butt.
You're not even damp, You're not even damp, nothing nothing.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
But I thought they put like a big pipe up
in there.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
They do. I mean, it's a tube, it's a tube.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
You feel nothing, but.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
You felt nothing. Really, Yeah, I really enjoyed the proball.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
That was right the best.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah, that was great. I will say it's Jeers is to.
I did weigh myself before and after the prep, and
the prep was easy. I did something called clean Pick
c l E A n p i Q is the
name of the medication or the prep stuff that you take.
And it was a cranberry flavor, which wasn't bad, especially
because yeah, because they that's because you're losing so much.
(04:23):
You know, you need to say it's it's a way
for you to stay hydrated, right, So it's yeah, that
extra extra salty is very like a very salty cranberry refresher.
Oh I'm still like a weird aftertaste, but compared to
what I had the last time I had this done,
which was like this milk chalky, kind of watery, disgusting
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that was nasty, this wasn't bad. It was only five
point four ounces and you just chug it. They say
you could chug it. I don't think get sucked. They
say you can't refrigerate it. It would have been much
better cold, but just chug it. And then I was
using a sprite zero sugar, so with the cranberry in
the sprite kind of worked together the cocktail. Yeah, I
did that, but I did that intentionally anyway. So weighed
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myself before the prep started. Weighed myself right before I
left to go to the Kolonoscaby one stinking pound. One
pound after crapping your brains out, one one stupid pound.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
And not eating for twenty four hours.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
It was so disappointed.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
I guess it's good because it means you you weren't
backed up.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
But that's still really depressing.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah, yeah, that sucked. Blows.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Although I am at my lowest weight that I've been
in years. Good So I mean not just Colonoscoby, but something.
I mean that's good. There's a lot of good things
I would say, like overall the cheers after getting through
last week in the Kolonosco by which I put off
not because I was worried about someone going up my butt.
It was just one of those things like I'll get
around to scheduling it. I'll get around to scheduling it.
And so finally doing that. Spent a bunch of time
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this weekend organizing a couple of things. You ever go
through the cabinets and drawers and organized stuff and throw
a bunch of stuff out. I had a bunch of
these like that I was holding on to, like, uh,
you know, insurance documents, and different things and things you
you hold on too because you need for a time, right,
but then there's a time where you don't need that
stuff anymore. I just kind of piles up. I shredded
so much paper, like I cleaned and organized and everything
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else and manned. That feel good. So that's definitely the
uh the cheers, like just kind of organization, getting your
life in order. That's good knowing that, you know, I
got the doctor thing all set now, got a new doctor.
I'm all up to date all my stuff. I just
did an annual, did all the blood tests, did this
stupid colonoscopy, got my health information all in order because
of all the fa stuff that I'm going through, but
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it does feel nice when you when you get through
that stuff. And no jury duty and yeah, and then
I called in every day for jury duty last week
and then was told it didn't have to report. So
now I'm off the hook for another another year, another
twelve months.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Oh yeah, I said, a couple of demersal records in
your power lifts, right, like your squat and your deadlift and.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Oh yeah, absolutely not hell yeah yeah right, uh huh,
that's right. SeaBASS weekend cheers and Jeers well menace.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
Yeah, about once a year, I stayed at a holiday
and Express, which means that they have they have that
is the home of the exclusive original of the obsession,
the one Touch pancake Maker, which is a small, well
not small. It's a big countertop like three or four
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toaster size convenient device device where you press a button
and one minute later, two pancakes pop out. And what.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Is that from the machine?
Speaker 7 (07:30):
That is from the day old pancakes from from uh
the Greater Tacoma area.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
They look like.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Cake makers.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
He had for years lobby to get on the show. Now,
actually that's what I did.
Speaker 7 (07:50):
What I did differently this time here is I cracked
the thing open because I was always worried about, you know,
the cleanup of the because you can mix the batter
blah blah blah blah, and it is just a bag.
So they give you a bag, you fill it with water,
shake it up, and then you throw it to the
top and as the pancakes are pooped out, there's a
little rollerund there that squeezes the batter bag clothes and
it comes on these little like silicon mats and it
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it toasts or bakes the pancake on each side. Of
course you get to watch the whole thing. My dad
made the observation, Yeah, the only people who really used
the one touch pancake maker are little kids.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
One touch pancake because.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
He's like, yeah, I always see like six year old thing.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
It's way better than the self waffle maker those.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
And they take forever.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
Yeah. Yeah, so yeah, this is literally one two pancakes
one minute. They are a little chewy. I I've always said.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
That the pancakes you never great. I had offered to
buy one for the studio, but we researched more in
the whole clean up process. It's not and it's not
worth the amount of labor. It's labor intensive. The amount
of labor you got to use for you can get
a personal chef every day for exactly quite a while.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, let's do that.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Well chefs swoop uh. Yeah, he's out of town. He's
been doing like something. He was supposed to be here
and then he had a thing out of town. So
it turns out he's the only personal chef there is
no but you're lucky. He's for one a month, and
it's going to be that guy. I like that guy.
He's you know, trying to get some extra work and
stuff like that. So we're going to help him out
of it.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Wait, start the process. You have to take a bag
of the mix, if you if you are the person
setting it up. Yeah, operator, Yeah, it's like a half
you know, so it truly is for the consumer. One
touch pancake yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
When you're the receiver, you just hit, but just hit them.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
And fresh hot pancakes, when they're fresh and hot, they
are good. Yeah. Like when you own one of these things,
I don't know why you'd own one if if you
warn't a holiday in express, I don't know why. He
is fourteen by two or three feet. Yeah. Maybe now
a billionaire, now one in your house for quick and
easy pancakes. I mean, other than some of the frozen
ones aren't bad because you just like nuke him to
my convent, it's fine. But like as far as making
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one in a pan, the easiest thing I ever saw
it was called the batter blaster. I'm not kidding. I
remember that, and and they sold it in the refrigerated
section of the grocery store. And it was like a
like a ready whip can and you would just shake
it up and you heat the pant and you would
just it would dispense the batter through one of those
little plastic nipple nozzle things and uh and it was good.
(10:17):
Like the pancake batter itself was really good. I've not
seen batter blaster in the store for quite a while.
I think it might be discontinued, Yeah, pretty quickly.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
So it's like an easy cheese or like.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Kind of great yeah cheese whizz is, except it's got
pancake batter in it. And wow, pretty cool.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
I do this.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I do the shake stuff now, yeah, the shake stuff.
I mean, if you're gonna do that, you might as
well just like it. Just mix it up yourself, shake it.
The business is twenty twelve.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
It was.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
It was a a blaster own bladder now.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Right, Greg Gory my cheers is too. Years spending some
good quality time with Gina and having many conversations about
our sordid past.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Yeah, we really opened up.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
It was good past.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
I told her about my first relationship with the dude.
Oh he was a chronological liar and a sociopath, and
and then I went down that road for many many
men to come. And now she understands my trust issues
it was a great girl's day exactly. Also boys and
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also cheers to finally seeing a movie I was excited
to see. I said, to screw it, we're gonna rent it.
It was for rent Drop, which I've been wanting to watch,
where the chick goes on a date and she gets
these weird air drops on her phone saying you must
kill your date.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
It was goodbody in it. No, not one is one
of your Amazon Prime specials. It was on Amazon and
it was in theaters.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
It was really good. It met my expectation.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
There is nobody famous in this.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
No, nobody at all. Never heard of any of these people.
Jeers is not going to bed once this weekend I
had glorified because so I put on Drop, fell asleep,
woke up at about I don't know, two in the morning,
put Drop back on, fell asleep again, was wide awake
at four in the morning. I never went to bed tonight.
Saturday night comes around, same deal. Oh, I never finished Drop.
(12:13):
It took me so many attempts.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
You didn't even get through it once all the way through.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
It took any three, maybe four attempts to get through it.
Because that kept really good. I fell asleep and then uh,
never once went to bed, So I spent the night
on the couch and then I just had what I
would call a glorified nap all weekend long and never
once stepped foot into my bedroom.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
So Friday night, that was Friday night, we tried to watch.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Fell asleep and then tried again Saturday morning, fell asleep.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
What about Saturday night?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Try it again?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yes, still drop.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Oh yeah, it took me all weekend to watch it.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
How long is this.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Like an hour and a half?
Speaker 5 (12:49):
I give it four naps, I am.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
But then once you're up at four all Friday night,
all Saturday night, you spent on trying to finish one
movie correct.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
And then when I worry, not that way. Just you know,
you this the normal amount I did.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
Yeah, it's like you've spent extra money on top of
whatever streaming you could have had.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
It was five ninety to nine, and you get forty
eight hours to watch it.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Thank god.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
I know.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
The Woody Show, And while it is Shark week on Discovery,
it is Narc week. You're on the Woody Show. Everybody's well,
one of everybody's favorite things that we do is carton arks.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Cool. Even people who have not heard of the Woodie Show.
They've heard of Cart and Arks. It's taken on a
life of its own since we started doing it here
on the show. International phenomenon. It's international phenomenon, yes it is.
And so while we've been doing this out now Nark
Week for a number of years, when Shark Week happens
on Discovery, we have agents a batch it out there
each morning with the lord's work of trying to get
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people to you know, just do the right thing, the
moral thing, and return that cart the easy thing. Yeah,
either to the corral or back to the front of
the store, those news or news. And it is day
number one of Nark Weeks. And Sea Mass which one
of the many agents of the cart and arts do
we have here.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
That's our favorite agent, Carterini from the greater New York
City area. He was he was out on Staten Island,
Folks don't know. That's a little crappy island south so
one of the boroughs of New York officially is New
York City, but it is more just like a wasteland
of strip malls and just got awfulness.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
And David sent is from Yeah, he would a king
Staten Island.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Running joke uh.
Speaker 7 (14:33):
And it's fun when when Agent Carterini's out talking to
people and he finds someone who's a perfect accent that
perfectly matches his. And that's who he found here, a
guy who he had parked. He was on the end spot,
so there's that little corner curb area, and he said, well,
I could take my cart, you know, three four spots
over to the car return, or I could kind of
hook it so it's just out of the way of
my car, but still hanging his ass out into the
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driving area, therefore making it hard for people to drive.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Is that the curbing where the two wheels are up
on top of the.
Speaker 7 (14:59):
Then but then hanging out not into the spot, but
it just at the dure So Agent carter REDI approaches
this man very nicely, very gently, and just I'm sure
we'll get him immediately to correct his mistake.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
All right, what you showed, nark week what's going on
a wi walking to me?
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Right? Yes?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Because you let your cart out? Yeah, what you got
nothing better to No, sir, I'm the cardnock.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
I think you should get a life, sir, you should
get a better sense of morality.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Personally.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
That right there, yet that off right now now.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Sorry, Why why would I do such a thing?
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Do you think did you did you tell me you're
recording me? Did you tell me you recording?
Speaker 7 (15:36):
Because that's my name is Asian cart ARENI at the cord,
knock a favo. Get a life, I got you talking
to me. I gotta get a life, get a job,
just ruin your day. Then he saw that there's a
camera your body forget about. He's going through he's going
through all the phases of lazy Bone's grief.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Are you recording me? Ye?
Speaker 7 (15:57):
Anger? Get a life job, so Agy Carter, and he
sees that this guy, who is not not so nice
so far, he knows he's like, he's get to give
that magnet off my car, which, by the way, the
magnet hasn't even got on the car. It's just he's
just doing that movie mover. He floats at above the
surface and they got, of course he's such a this guy,
such a prissy pants.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
But what are you doing over there?
Speaker 7 (16:17):
And he points out that this car isn't in fantastic
it's it's a Mercedes, but older Mercedes, not in great
condition to begin with. Get a life, sir, you need
to get a better life, rethink your life and your
decisions because you're being a lazy bones overheare.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Don't touch my property, sir?
Speaker 7 (16:31):
What do you think is gonna happened? First off, this
thing's covered in bird poop overhead. You know you don't
worry about your car that much proper. Put it on,
don't to Did you go after.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
The bird who crept on your car?
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (16:41):
Yeah, that's my other favorite thing to do is they says,
they tell they dare, they dare the agents to say.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Put it on there, don't put it on the don't
put it put it on there? Okay, go ahead, put
it on there. Because they're being sarcastic. They think they're
being you're not. It's just hovering like Bart Simpson and
Lisa Simpson, I'm not touching you.
Speaker 7 (16:58):
They think they're being clever and like it's it's just intimidating,
is what it is. They're like, go ahead, put on the
essentially see what happens.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
By the way, a real man, if a bird crabs
on its car, you know what the move is, right,
you kill the bird? Right, you crawl up the tree
and you crap in its nest.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Yeah, you take shoulder?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Did it dump in the bird's nest.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
I never thought of it that.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Yeah, well that's why, real man, that's what you do.
Speaker 7 (17:19):
Agent car already points out that at no point, so
far as I said, has the man actually touched this
man's car.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
You don't. You don't have my PERI could touch my car.
Speaker 7 (17:28):
You don't have my permission to leave your card out
and touch other people's cause, how about that.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Obviously you're touching my prophet.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I have not touched it yet, in fact, so you're
lying right now.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
You're responsible for your own.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
You raised a good point. You're responsible for your own actions.
Why didn't you take your card backs?
Speaker 4 (17:42):
What I thought?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
So you say you're gonna hurt me?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Is that what you're saying.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
I'm not implying anything. Your actions will imply what I
do much.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
No, oh, I don't know what imply means.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Interpretation is that he's overlooking everything. Carterini is saying.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
Well, exactly, that's that's what that's that's their thing is
the card arks will always they'll take the statement that's
given to them, reply to that statement, and and engage
in a conversation.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
And the moron who left his cart out just moves
on to the next thing. Sure, he's just like, oh,
what is this?
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Everything now?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Because of the areas Carterina Cardierini, ever afraid of the
mafia or do you think the mafia would be on
his side? Also, I don't know what kind of mafia
that got out there. Would there be an alliance or
it's the double wide mafia or would there be a hit.
Speaker 7 (18:29):
That's a good question, because maybe you could you could
envision a scenario where there'd be a cart protection racket
that would run out.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Oh be a shame if a cart, you know, hit
your cow. I do a good agent, Carterini.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
Now, okay, so we've the implication is what might be
might be implied? Sure, Unfortunately or luckily for this guy.
A woman has noticed two Staten Island men are arguing
over here, and she comes up to grab the cart
and try to diffuse the situation. And of course she'll
come down on the right side of history, right uh huh,
oh wait, no.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Oh no, thank you.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Oh you got lucky, sir, thank you.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
Man. Watch out, he's a lazy bones. How some people
don't take the cards back?
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Would you believe?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
That?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Understandable?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
But is never that sigous? Exactly who's causing it.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
The motion is a go.
Speaker 7 (19:11):
I did not I did not get chasing something. I'm
not chasing nothing carts. Then, man, by the way, buddy,
my life is the cards. Your life sucks because you
want to take responsibility for yourself.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
It's called Long Island, sir, perhaps.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
You've heard of it.
Speaker 7 (19:26):
Go back to Boston, he says, as if he doesn't
recognize that perfect set.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yeah, you guys are a neighbor and nailed. It is
not the first time Carterini has been told to go
back to Boston.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Because he's a cat knack.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Shark.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Week on Discovery is cart and Narc Week Here on
the Woodi Show and Agents. Abastian and his band of
agents are out there trying to get people do the
right thing and return the cards at least to the
very least to the corral and who's next?
Speaker 7 (19:52):
So this is actually it has brought me back, as
we do in KRT in an Arc week, we go
back to some of the older eclips. Do you know
what's spent five years since Aidan Carterini joined the Force?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Can anniversary?
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
When does he get a watch?
Speaker 7 (20:05):
Is that the Golden wand or Costco Chicken Bake anniversary. Well,
so I went back to the first appearance of Agent Carterini,
where he saw a guy again Staten Island again, same
exact accent, leave his cart up against the post where
I'll never go anywhere.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Of course, who's.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
Woo wait, Oh that's not what a car goes, sir,
all right, that's all right.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
You can roll off and get somebody's car put it
against the thing.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
Yeah, but when I put it into thing though, I'm
the card knock.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
This is my business.
Speaker 7 (20:33):
It's my business business.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
This is what I do. I knock people out. Yeah,
it's your thing. Hey, mind a business? Hey, hey, so.
Speaker 7 (20:43):
Agin Cardine applies to the magnif says I don't return a
shopping carts. Yeah, I got a.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Bump a magnet for you.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Sir, Hey, I'll touch my car?
Speaker 7 (20:50):
Was that as I said? So that's why I said
take a car back, and you said away from me.
I'm away from you, so get away from me.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I'm politely asking politely.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
They'll politely ask me anything. Why not he could to
chick up the car. I didn't throw it anywhere.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
From the car return.
Speaker 7 (21:04):
They get paid to pick it up, not from wherever
you decide to leave it out like a big old
lazy bone.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Lazy bone again, what century is? Back to medicine questions.
You know what I'm not. I'm not gonna throw it.
I'm gonna keep it as a momentum. I'm gonna go
home and put in the draw. Mind you mind your business.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Get a light.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
So he's he's over there, he's he's taking magnets off.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
So hey, but that again they both think that they
throw mand it away, that the cartnark agent will just stop.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
No, we have multiple magnets, idiot, that's what we did here.
It's got a hotlight number on.
Speaker 7 (21:35):
Oh you're throwing it over there, literally and all that.
I got another one for you. That's a good thing, though,
I got too for just such an occasion.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Get the white from me.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
It's the same man five years earlier, he continues, Get.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
The white from why get away from me? Man, I
will if you returned the car, go way? Will you
return your cock?
Speaker 7 (21:56):
Get the way?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Not answer my question.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
I don't have to answer your question.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Who are you on the car?
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Knock? I don't keep you want.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yeah, you just asked.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
It's like the first guy put it on there, don't.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Put it on that guy a heart attack.
Speaker 7 (22:13):
Uh and uh so Yeah, the cart narks are they're
listening as we just talked about. They're listening to what
they're saying, and they just try to point out what
this guy said was completely backward.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
I don't keep you.
Speaker 7 (22:21):
He just asked me who I was?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
How come you take that camerae stick up your ask?
Speaker 7 (22:24):
Well, you're asking me who I am?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
If you don't care who I am? This is like
to no sense.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
Hey, I got you one ready to bring it. Why oh,
Catt knocks out.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
It sounds like you alwys ran over your well.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
The car knocks are highly trained to avoid such things.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah, so unfortunately offer to you there.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
That's all right.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Well, you win some you lose somebody. It's snark week.
There's a lot to go from here, many miles before
we sleep you guys. Thank you to Agent Carterina.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Service.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I hope your weekend was nice. Okay, had a good weekend.
A lot of downtime, Greg City, Like, just got a
bunch of naps.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Yeah, little mini naps. Never even went to the actual bed.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
He was trying to watch that movie. And then I
see dude after Friday night and after spending the night
on the couch, like you know, trying to get through
this movie and just doing these little naps. Like Saturday,
I would have been like, all right, look going to bed,
going to bed, and but make the decision.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
No, never happened. Yeah, and it's not very wrestled, which
is why the weekend felt like a blink of an eye.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Yeah. You guys talk about these sleep issues all the time,
and man, I don't know. I mean, knock on wood,
I don't have that. Like, if I have an opportunity
to sleep and I have a block of d's, it's
having that block of time. But if I have the
block of time, I will be out. It could be
seven hours, it could be fifteen hours, and I could
be out.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
You know how when you're so hungry that you it
eventually just passes. Yeah, it kind of goes away. Right.
That's with sleep. When I'm so tired and need it
so bad, that's when I can't.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
I mean, I'll be that way if I'm tired. But
the minute I sit, or the minute I get into
any type of like lounging or laying down position, then
it's over.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Right, That's why I stay on the couch because if
I go to bed, then I'm up.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
I could power through whatever. Everybody rather, once you stop
is where you're in trouble.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
But if you go to sleep early, you won't wake
up in the middle of the night.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
I went. I was in bed last night, preparing for
this new week of work. I was in bed about
ten minutes before five pm.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
I do that. I love it. I find that depressed.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
It wasn't depressing because you know, my day was done.
I accomplished. Told you I was very productive this weekend,
got a lot of stuff done. I was all done.
My wife had taken the son to his hockey game,
and everybody everything was done, everything was handled. They weren't
gonna be homes about seven thirty, which would have been
after I went to bed. Anyway, I'm like, you know what,
I might as well be upstairs and in bed and
(25:00):
then I fall asleep. I fall asleep, but at least
I'm in that process close the uh, the uh, the
blackout shades. I was sure. I was on my phone
for about an hour, I would say about six fifteen,
six thirty. I was out until my alarm went off
this morning, and feel great today.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
To me that the TV in the family room is anesthesia.
I'm out in two seconds. The TV in the bedroom
is cocaine right away.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yeah, I don't do TV in the bedroom, but I
will do podcasts or I'll listen to something just kind
of background noise.
Speaker 6 (25:30):
You know what they call the nap on the couch
before you go to bed, a napetizer.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Oh, I've heard about that. Yeah, it's cute. It's a
cute name. It's an appetizer.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
That's horrible.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Gina grat weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
Well, unfortunately I have to start with the jeers. Sammy, Yes,
I'm very sad. You made me very sad.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
I did, Yes, I do.
Speaker 6 (25:50):
Remember when you brought in those patio chips from Trader
Joe's and they were so good. Yes, I went right
to Trader Joe's to get them, looked around, went up
and down the aisles, digging and zagging. Finally found someone
with a Hawaiian shirt and said, hey, where are those
great patio chips? Oh those are done for the season. No, like,
so he goes, but but but we.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Did just get a new one. Like I'm fiending like
a hair like, Okay, what do you got?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Cheers?
Speaker 6 (26:19):
Deli sandwich flavored potato chips kind of.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Like pistrami, like seasoning. It's delish, interesting. I don't bring
them in.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
We've we've tried like the chicken and waffle flavored chips
and things like that, and they're not bad Philly. But
then the more I think they always have like a
like an aftertaste of pepperoni, pizza worne. But the more
I think about them as I'm eating them, it's weird.
I don't think I'm on board with the meat flavored chips.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
I'm glad you said that because this this isn't a
meat this isn't a meat flavored chip. This is like
the seasoning that would go on, so it's kind of
has a little bit of that like oil and vinegar
vibe and a little bit of the seasoning.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Loved it, and of course honorable mention.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
They're called what they're Deli Deli.
Speaker 6 (27:04):
Flavored, Deli sandwich flavored. I don't think they have a
cute name. I think they're just Deli sandwich flavored. They
were great, honorable mention to Greg and Gina. Time which ruled,
and because I had forty eight hours of no family
in the house, I forgot what it was like to
live alone and it is glorious.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Oh that means you don't love your family. Oh, they
all came back every time I have, you know something
like that where I have a little bit of time
where my wife and kids are off visiting the in
laws while I'm busy working and doing like, oh, well,
because you hate your family. No, no, there is something
to be said about having your own time.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Yeah, give me time to be that's good.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
And that's for them too, that their time away from me.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
They took boys strip.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
They had a great time. I ate pizza and two
popsicles in bed, watching true.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
Crime shows like you're at a hotel.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
I got my tan on at the park. I just
hung out doing nothing.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
It rule time is pretty cool. It was so good
when it happens, you know.
Speaker 5 (28:10):
Yeah, I had a bomb pop and an orange popsicle.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
That's why I don't understand. And I know some people
who are like this, But I don't understand the couples
who can't do anything apart like there are.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
I know people like that.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
There's one particular couple that I know where if one
person is going to the grocery store for two things
like a quick, just run to the grocery store. They
both have to go.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yes, tell you this.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
It's not the husband who feels that way, it's the wife.
She insists.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Why.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
She's like, well, I can just run, I'll go with you.
He goes, well, no, I just pick it up. I'mady,
I'm passing the store on the way home. Nope, we're
going together.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
I home and then both go back.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yes, they wet.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
That doesn't even make time.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Officially, they can't do anything. She can't do anything apart
and he's never cheated on her. It's nothing like that.
I don't know what it's rooted in. I'm sure some
shrink say about that whole thing.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
I want to be a part of the action.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah, the hot produce.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
I don't want to miss the grocery store.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
I know.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
And you would think they're the same side of the
booth people, but they're not.
Speaker 6 (29:15):
Oh so she wants eyes on him, she wants to
stare at him.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I guess, I guess. But man, that would be suffocated.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Yeah, I couldn't do that. Yeah, yeah, I highly recommend
forty eight hours.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Yeah, sammy weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 8 (29:28):
My cheers is going to the new Superman movie or
I just saw that.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
It is so good. I realized watching it that I've
never seen a Superman movie.
Speaker 8 (29:37):
I don't know a lot about Superman Superman no, no,
but even.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Still, Yeah, well this was really good.
Speaker 8 (29:45):
I mean I went to go see it just because
Rachel Brozahans in it. Who plays Lowis Lane. She's marvelous.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Missus Maisel, Oh yeah, she was great. The dog in it,
Oh my god, there's a little super dog. His name
is Crypto. He has a cape. He is so so
great and so funny.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
Is a super dog or is he like a real dog?
Speaker 3 (30:06):
I truly couldn't tell.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Actually, wow, you mentioned it.
Speaker 8 (30:10):
It would have to be cgi because he was flying.
Speaker 5 (30:15):
Oh my god, I got it.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Actually, but I didn't know.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Really wonder when he's just like sitting eating dog food.
Speaker 8 (30:22):
I mean maybe it's I mean it all kind of
looks the same to me, honestly, So I don't know. Yeah,
turned out a great performance, right, The special effects were great.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Everything about it was really good.
Speaker 8 (30:30):
I like, if there's another one that comes out, I'll
go see it because this was great. I definitely highly
recommend going to see this movie. And there's a song
that that we talked about that came out of it.
That's older the I'm a punk rocker, Yes I am.
It's Teddy Bears that came out in two thousand, but
it's now getting a resurgence. And we listened to it
before and before I saw the movie and I thought, Okay,
(30:51):
this is a good song.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
After seeing the movie, I love it so much more.
It just makes so much sense in the way that
they do it.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
All right.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
So Crypto the super Dog and James Gunn's New Superman
is fully cgi.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Wow, look at any different.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
That's incredible.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
The digital Crypto was three D modeled from video references
of guns actual rescue dog O Zoo, capturing his scruffy look,
floppy ear, and energetic personality. Yeah not real at all. Amazing,
so of course he was great.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
Yeah right, super Dog.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Yes, very good movie.
Speaker 8 (31:27):
And and actually there are a lot of people are
adopting dogs now because of this dog, and it's not
even a real dog always.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
All right, Now, I gotta be cg because he's fine.
Speaker 8 (31:37):
Yeah, yeah, true, My Gears is okay. So the new
Billy Joel documentary came out. It's called and So it goes.
It's on HBO Max and it's great. I love it,
but it's only the first part came out and have
to wait until next week for the second part.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
They split it up and they're not releasing him at
the same time.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
How are we gonna know if he ever gets famous?
Speaker 8 (31:59):
In sixty I know, I only got to watch two
and a half hours of the documentary this week.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
That's the whole rule in entertainment. You leave them one
and more and I do. And I can't wait for
this so old school. You gotta wait till next week?
Speaker 4 (32:10):
That is, can let us see it?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Really? Man? It's weekend? Cheers and jeers.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Well, I got to fix a couple of things around
the house, you know. I mentioned that the HOA was
on me about my trees that needed to be trimmed,
and I found out that I actually have more trees
than I knew, like this whole side of my property.
I thought those like were communal trees, but apparently they're
my trees.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
Oh it's your problem, yeah, but no.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
I'm like, oh, crab, I own more plants that I
knew I did, So that was that was kind of cool. Also,
I binch watched a new TV show that's on Apple
TV Plus called Stick. It has Own Wilson. He stars
in it and he's like a washed up golf pro
and then he finds like a prodigy. I thought it
(32:58):
was really good. I watched all ten episodes, so you
I didn't really you know, go out and do a
bunch of different things, just kind of just had to
take care of a bunch of house stuff.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
But my jeers was.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
I went to Sam's Club, and you know, I love
Sam's Club, and I went to their food court. I
bought hot dog and then I go to put mustard
on my hot dog and no mustard's there. So I
go to the work and I said, hey, uh yeah
you don't. You don't have any mustard right now. Oh,
we don't have mustard today was the response that was it,
we don't have mustardday. So we don't have any mustard.
(33:33):
We're at Samscrub. I went myself and I grabbed mustard
like from.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
From inside the store.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Inside the store and just scanned because you can kind
of you can just like scan the stuff for yourself.
You can pay, yeah, I paid for it. Yeah, you
can just scan it on your phone and is by it.
And then so I just went and grabbed mustard and
then left at the food court. No, no, I took everybody.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Okay, so for your own purposes, Okay, I thought it
was gonna be a capacive, aggressive move, like you went inside,
bought the mustard, used and then just left and there
like you guys.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
I would have did that, but I was like, they're
just gonna throw it away. They're not gonna leave it
for anybody.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
No, it's like to take somebody to take some initiative.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Exactly, go to the guy customer service, Like, dude, come on,
no mustard today. That's what you're gonna tell all the
customer problems when you're inside Denis Office.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Weekend, Cheers and jeers everybody. I'll be on the Great Weekend.
I want to take a quick break. We have some
more what do you show? Put it for you next
hang on show?
Speaker 7 (34:42):
Is that
Morning. Sammy's first impression with the dudes outside the chicken
joint at the bus stop. She looks like she's.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Got anuntsy shop that doesn't do very well.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It's the only people, she said, skills like your close family.
Like she's not a witch, but she hangs around with you.
So it's like, here, hold these stones and let's hold hands.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
In home, I do have any shop?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yes, ready, And it's another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It's Monday morning. It's July the
twenty first, Yeah, twenty twenty five. Woody Gray minutes, Grown
Sea Bass. Sammy Morgan's here taking your calls. If you'd
(00:42):
like to be a part of stuff eight seven seven
forty four Woodie, you can send us a text over
to two to nine eight seven. Narc Week, Brad is here,
Shark Week on Discovery. It's Nark Week, Carton Arc Week
here on the Woody Show. So if you love Woody Show,
cart narks, this is a great week for you. Agents
A bashed out there getting people to trying to get
(01:04):
people to return their cards. She gets right, Okay, I
heard a little clip of an interview with a guy
who's got one of the Shark Week shows this this year,
it's how to Survive a Shark attack.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I'm gonna say it sounds fascinating. It sounds interesting, like
what to do either if you're the situation or you're
with somebody, and what you should do if some of
your wi gets attacked.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Pass out, don't look delicious.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
His whole thing is about how, you know, people just
need to fall more in love with sharks. And then
you're going to this whole thing about shark attacks, like
get what why would you.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Which is it?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah? Why would you fall in love with something that's
trying to taste you? I know, they say they don't
want to eat you, they just think you're something else.
But still I don't even know shark bite me?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
No, you are Sea bass talking about that girl that
swims with sharks? All that was I that's that Netflix show,
The Shark Whisper. She basically is doing it for the
grand but then she can go and well, I'm raising
the awareness while she's doing the exact thing you should
not be doing.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
She kissing them exactly. You hear conflicting things from time
to time about what you should do, what you shouldn't
do if you are face to face with the shark,
although something tells me that by the time you realize
that you're face to face with a shark, it's too late.
Wait unless you see like a dorsal or something sticking up,
you know, and then you're kind of in the area,
Like yeah, that's the thing, Like do you kind of
(02:25):
slowly make your way out of the water or like
I would think of that splash and in that in
that rush to get out there, you might get their
attention where you might not be on their radar.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
I don't know, And they do like they they do
say you either bop it in the nose or you
turn it over on its back, which is like you're
super easy.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
There was a guy. No, no, you put your hand
out and you put your hand on its snout and
you kind of gently guide it away. Yeah, okay, yeah,
like you know it's gonna be it's gonna be like
a squid they released that big cloud of ink, except
mine's gonna be duty.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Oh yeah, it's gonna be a big giant brown duty
cloud clouded diarrhea. As I'm getting the hell out.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Of there, No one you stopped me from going to
the ocean.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
No, it doesn't stop me from going to the ocean either.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
You go this way, Jaws, I'm gonna nudge you over there.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Weekend cheers and jeers. I will just start. The kolonoscy
on Friday went great. It was super easy. They found
one little poll up which they which they removed. And
it is weird about how you know you can have
somebody up in your ass and snipping something out and
the whole thing and wake up and not even like
I had no idea if you wouldn't have told me
(03:34):
I had a colonoscopy. Like, your butt's not sore. I
don't feel any there's no weird kind of zero after
feeling even after you leave the dentist after a cleaning,
like you know you just had something done to your mouth.
This had no idea had something done to your butt.
You're not even damp, You're not even damp, nothing nothing.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
But I thought they put like a big pipe up
in there.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
They do. I mean, it's a tube, it's a tube.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
You feel nothing, but.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
You felt nothing. Really, Yeah, I really enjoyed the proball.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
That was right the best.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah, that was great. I will say it's Jeers is to.
I did weigh myself before and after the prep, and
the prep was easy. I did something called clean Pick
c l E A n p i Q is the
name of the medication or the prep stuff that you take.
And it was a cranberry flavor, which wasn't bad, especially
because yeah, because they that's because you're losing so much.
(04:23):
You know, you need to say it's it's a way
for you to stay hydrated, right, So it's yeah, that
extra extra salty is very like a very salty cranberry refresher.
Oh I'm still like a weird aftertaste, but compared to
what I had the last time I had this done,
which was like this milk chalky, kind of watery, disgusting
(04:43):
that was nasty, this wasn't bad. It was only five
point four ounces and you just chug it. They say
you could chug it. I don't think get sucked. They
say you can't refrigerate it. It would have been much
better cold, but just chug it. And then I was
using a sprite zero sugar, so with the cranberry in
the sprite kind of worked together the cocktail. Yeah, I
did that, but I did that intentionally anyway. So weighed
(05:05):
myself before the prep started. Weighed myself right before I
left to go to the Kolonoscaby one stinking pound. One
pound after crapping your brains out, one one stupid pound.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
And not eating for twenty four hours.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
It was so disappointed.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
I guess it's good because it means you you weren't
backed up.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
But that's still really depressing.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah, yeah, that sucked. Blows.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Although I am at my lowest weight that I've been
in years. Good So I mean not just Colonoscoby, but something.
I mean that's good. There's a lot of good things
I would say, like overall the cheers after getting through
last week in the Kolonosco by which I put off
not because I was worried about someone going up my butt.
It was just one of those things like I'll get
around to scheduling it. I'll get around to scheduling it.
And so finally doing that. Spent a bunch of time
(05:53):
this weekend organizing a couple of things. You ever go
through the cabinets and drawers and organized stuff and throw
a bunch of stuff out. I had a bunch of
these like that I was holding on to, like, uh,
you know, insurance documents, and different things and things you
you hold on too because you need for a time, right,
but then there's a time where you don't need that
stuff anymore. I just kind of piles up. I shredded
so much paper, like I cleaned and organized and everything
(06:15):
else and manned. That feel good. So that's definitely the
uh the cheers, like just kind of organization, getting your
life in order. That's good knowing that, you know, I
got the doctor thing all set now, got a new doctor.
I'm all up to date all my stuff. I just
did an annual, did all the blood tests, did this
stupid colonoscopy, got my health information all in order because
of all the fa stuff that I'm going through, but
(06:35):
it does feel nice when you when you get through
that stuff. And no jury duty and yeah, and then
I called in every day for jury duty last week
and then was told it didn't have to report. So
now I'm off the hook for another another year, another
twelve months.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Oh yeah, I said, a couple of demersal records in
your power lifts, right, like your squat and your deadlift and.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Oh yeah, absolutely not hell yeah yeah right, uh huh,
that's right. SeaBASS weekend cheers and Jeers well menace.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
Yeah, about once a year, I stayed at a holiday
and Express, which means that they have they have that
is the home of the exclusive original of the obsession,
the one Touch pancake Maker, which is a small, well
not small. It's a big countertop like three or four
(07:20):
toaster size convenient device device where you press a button
and one minute later, two pancakes pop out. And what.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Is that from the machine?
Speaker 7 (07:30):
That is from the day old pancakes from from uh
the Greater Tacoma area.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
They look like.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Cake makers.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
He had for years lobby to get on the show. Now,
actually that's what I did.
Speaker 7 (07:50):
What I did differently this time here is I cracked
the thing open because I was always worried about, you know,
the cleanup of the because you can mix the batter
blah blah blah blah, and it is just a bag.
So they give you a bag, you fill it with water,
shake it up, and then you throw it to the
top and as the pancakes are pooped out, there's a
little rollerund there that squeezes the batter bag clothes and
it comes on these little like silicon mats and it
(08:11):
it toasts or bakes the pancake on each side. Of
course you get to watch the whole thing. My dad
made the observation, Yeah, the only people who really used
the one touch pancake maker are little kids.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
One touch pancake because.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
He's like, yeah, I always see like six year old thing.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
It's way better than the self waffle maker those.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
And they take forever.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
Yeah. Yeah, so yeah, this is literally one two pancakes
one minute. They are a little chewy. I I've always said.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
That the pancakes you never great. I had offered to
buy one for the studio, but we researched more in
the whole clean up process. It's not and it's not
worth the amount of labor. It's labor intensive. The amount
of labor you got to use for you can get
a personal chef every day for exactly quite a while.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, let's do that.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Well chefs swoop uh. Yeah, he's out of town. He's
been doing like something. He was supposed to be here
and then he had a thing out of town. So
it turns out he's the only personal chef there is
no but you're lucky. He's for one a month, and
it's going to be that guy. I like that guy.
He's you know, trying to get some extra work and
stuff like that. So we're going to help him out
of it.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Wait, start the process. You have to take a bag
of the mix, if you if you are the person
setting it up. Yeah, operator, Yeah, it's like a half
you know, so it truly is for the consumer. One
touch pancake yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
When you're the receiver, you just hit, but just hit them.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
And fresh hot pancakes, when they're fresh and hot, they
are good. Yeah. Like when you own one of these things,
I don't know why you'd own one if if you
warn't a holiday in express, I don't know why. He
is fourteen by two or three feet. Yeah. Maybe now
a billionaire, now one in your house for quick and
easy pancakes. I mean, other than some of the frozen
ones aren't bad because you just like nuke him to
my convent, it's fine. But like as far as making
(09:52):
one in a pan, the easiest thing I ever saw
it was called the batter blaster. I'm not kidding. I
remember that, and and they sold it in the refrigerated
section of the grocery store. And it was like a
like a ready whip can and you would just shake
it up and you heat the pant and you would
just it would dispense the batter through one of those
little plastic nipple nozzle things and uh and it was good.
(10:17):
Like the pancake batter itself was really good. I've not
seen batter blaster in the store for quite a while.
I think it might be discontinued, Yeah, pretty quickly.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
So it's like an easy cheese or like.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Kind of great yeah cheese whizz is, except it's got
pancake batter in it. And wow, pretty cool.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
I do this.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I do the shake stuff now, yeah, the shake stuff.
I mean, if you're gonna do that, you might as
well just like it. Just mix it up yourself, shake it.
The business is twenty twelve.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
It was.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
It was a a blaster own bladder now.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Right, Greg Gory my cheers is too. Years spending some
good quality time with Gina and having many conversations about
our sordid past.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Yeah, we really opened up.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
It was good past.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
I told her about my first relationship with the dude.
Oh he was a chronological liar and a sociopath, and
and then I went down that road for many many
men to come. And now she understands my trust issues
it was a great girl's day exactly. Also boys and
(11:22):
also cheers to finally seeing a movie I was excited
to see. I said, to screw it, we're gonna rent it.
It was for rent Drop, which I've been wanting to watch,
where the chick goes on a date and she gets
these weird air drops on her phone saying you must
kill your date.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
It was goodbody in it. No, not one is one
of your Amazon Prime specials. It was on Amazon and
it was in theaters.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
It was really good. It met my expectation.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
There is nobody famous in this.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
No, nobody at all. Never heard of any of these people.
Jeers is not going to bed once this weekend I
had glorified because so I put on Drop, fell asleep,
woke up at about I don't know, two in the morning,
put Drop back on, fell asleep again, was wide awake
at four in the morning. I never went to bed tonight.
Saturday night comes around, same deal. Oh, I never finished Drop.
(12:13):
It took me so many attempts.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
You didn't even get through it once all the way through.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
It took any three, maybe four attempts to get through it.
Because that kept really good. I fell asleep and then uh,
never once went to bed, So I spent the night
on the couch and then I just had what I
would call a glorified nap all weekend long and never
once stepped foot into my bedroom.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
So Friday night, that was Friday night, we tried to watch.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Fell asleep and then tried again Saturday morning, fell asleep.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
What about Saturday night?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Try it again?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yes, still drop.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Oh yeah, it took me all weekend to watch it.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
How long is this.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Like an hour and a half?
Speaker 5 (12:49):
I give it four naps, I am.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
But then once you're up at four all Friday night,
all Saturday night, you spent on trying to finish one
movie correct.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
And then when I worry, not that way. Just you know,
you this the normal amount I did.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
Yeah, it's like you've spent extra money on top of
whatever streaming you could have had.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
It was five ninety to nine, and you get forty
eight hours to watch it.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Thank god.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
I know.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
The Woody Show, And while it is Shark week on Discovery,
it is Narc week. You're on the Woody Show. Everybody's well,
one of everybody's favorite things that we do is carton arks.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Cool. Even people who have not heard of the Woodie Show.
They've heard of Cart and Arks. It's taken on a
life of its own since we started doing it here
on the show. International phenomenon. It's international phenomenon, yes it is.
And so while we've been doing this out now Nark
Week for a number of years, when Shark Week happens
on Discovery, we have agents a batch it out there
each morning with the lord's work of trying to get
(13:50):
people to you know, just do the right thing, the
moral thing, and return that cart the easy thing. Yeah,
either to the corral or back to the front of
the store, those news or news. And it is day
number one of Nark Weeks. And Sea Mass which one
of the many agents of the cart and arts do
we have here.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
That's our favorite agent, Carterini from the greater New York
City area. He was he was out on Staten Island,
Folks don't know. That's a little crappy island south so
one of the boroughs of New York officially is New
York City, but it is more just like a wasteland
of strip malls and just got awfulness.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
And David sent is from Yeah, he would a king
Staten Island.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Running joke uh.
Speaker 7 (14:33):
And it's fun when when Agent Carterini's out talking to
people and he finds someone who's a perfect accent that
perfectly matches his. And that's who he found here, a
guy who he had parked. He was on the end spot,
so there's that little corner curb area, and he said, well,
I could take my cart, you know, three four spots
over to the car return, or I could kind of
hook it so it's just out of the way of
my car, but still hanging his ass out into the
(14:53):
driving area, therefore making it hard for people to drive.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Is that the curbing where the two wheels are up
on top of the.
Speaker 7 (14:59):
Then but then hanging out not into the spot, but
it just at the dure So Agent carter REDI approaches
this man very nicely, very gently, and just I'm sure
we'll get him immediately to correct his mistake.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
All right, what you showed, nark week what's going on
a wi walking to me?
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Right? Yes?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Because you let your cart out? Yeah, what you got
nothing better to No, sir, I'm the cardnock.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
I think you should get a life, sir, you should
get a better sense of morality.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Personally.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
That right there, yet that off right now now.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Sorry, Why why would I do such a thing?
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Do you think did you did you tell me you're
recording me? Did you tell me you recording?
Speaker 7 (15:36):
Because that's my name is Asian cart ARENI at the cord,
knock a favo. Get a life, I got you talking
to me. I gotta get a life, get a job,
just ruin your day. Then he saw that there's a
camera your body forget about. He's going through he's going
through all the phases of lazy Bone's grief.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Are you recording me? Ye?
Speaker 7 (15:57):
Anger? Get a life job, so Agy Carter, and he
sees that this guy, who is not not so nice
so far, he knows he's like, he's get to give
that magnet off my car, which, by the way, the
magnet hasn't even got on the car. It's just he's
just doing that movie mover. He floats at above the
surface and they got, of course he's such a this guy,
such a prissy pants.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
But what are you doing over there?
Speaker 7 (16:17):
And he points out that this car isn't in fantastic
it's it's a Mercedes, but older Mercedes, not in great
condition to begin with. Get a life, sir, you need
to get a better life, rethink your life and your
decisions because you're being a lazy bones overheare.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Don't touch my property, sir?
Speaker 7 (16:31):
What do you think is gonna happened? First off, this
thing's covered in bird poop overhead. You know you don't
worry about your car that much proper. Put it on,
don't to Did you go after.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
The bird who crept on your car?
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (16:41):
Yeah, that's my other favorite thing to do is they says,
they tell they dare, they dare the agents to say.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Put it on there, don't put it on the don't
put it put it on there? Okay, go ahead, put
it on there. Because they're being sarcastic. They think they're
being you're not. It's just hovering like Bart Simpson and
Lisa Simpson, I'm not touching you.
Speaker 7 (16:58):
They think they're being clever and like it's it's just intimidating,
is what it is. They're like, go ahead, put on the
essentially see what happens.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
By the way, a real man, if a bird crabs
on its car, you know what the move is, right,
you kill the bird? Right, you crawl up the tree
and you crap in its nest.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Yeah, you take shoulder?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Did it dump in the bird's nest.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
I never thought of it that.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Yeah, well that's why, real man, that's what you do.
Speaker 7 (17:19):
Agent car already points out that at no point, so
far as I said, has the man actually touched this
man's car.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
You don't. You don't have my PERI could touch my car.
Speaker 7 (17:28):
You don't have my permission to leave your card out
and touch other people's cause, how about that.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Obviously you're touching my prophet.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I have not touched it yet, in fact, so you're
lying right now.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
You're responsible for your own.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
You raised a good point. You're responsible for your own actions.
Why didn't you take your card backs?
Speaker 4 (17:42):
What I thought?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
So you say you're gonna hurt me?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Is that what you're saying.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
I'm not implying anything. Your actions will imply what I
do much.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
No, oh, I don't know what imply means.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Interpretation is that he's overlooking everything. Carterini is saying.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
Well, exactly, that's that's what that's that's their thing is
the card arks will always they'll take the statement that's
given to them, reply to that statement, and and engage
in a conversation.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
And the moron who left his cart out just moves
on to the next thing. Sure, he's just like, oh,
what is this?
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Everything now?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Because of the areas Carterina Cardierini, ever afraid of the
mafia or do you think the mafia would be on
his side? Also, I don't know what kind of mafia
that got out there. Would there be an alliance or
it's the double wide mafia or would there be a hit.
Speaker 7 (18:29):
That's a good question, because maybe you could you could
envision a scenario where there'd be a cart protection racket
that would run out.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Oh be a shame if a cart, you know, hit
your cow. I do a good agent, Carterini.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
Now, okay, so we've the implication is what might be
might be implied? Sure, Unfortunately or luckily for this guy.
A woman has noticed two Staten Island men are arguing
over here, and she comes up to grab the cart
and try to diffuse the situation. And of course she'll
come down on the right side of history, right uh huh,
oh wait, no.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Oh no, thank you.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Oh you got lucky, sir, thank you.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
Man. Watch out, he's a lazy bones. How some people
don't take the cards back?
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Would you believe?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
That?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Understandable?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
But is never that sigous? Exactly who's causing it.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
The motion is a go.
Speaker 7 (19:11):
I did not I did not get chasing something. I'm
not chasing nothing carts. Then, man, by the way, buddy,
my life is the cards. Your life sucks because you
want to take responsibility for yourself.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
It's called Long Island, sir, perhaps.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
You've heard of it.
Speaker 7 (19:26):
Go back to Boston, he says, as if he doesn't
recognize that perfect set.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yeah, you guys are a neighbor and nailed. It is
not the first time Carterini has been told to go
back to Boston.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Because he's a cat knack.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Shark.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Week on Discovery is cart and Narc Week Here on
the Woodi Show and Agents. Abastian and his band of
agents are out there trying to get people do the
right thing and return the cards at least to the
very least to the corral and who's next?
Speaker 7 (19:52):
So this is actually it has brought me back, as
we do in KRT in an Arc week, we go
back to some of the older eclips. Do you know
what's spent five years since Aidan Carterini joined the Force?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Can anniversary?
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
When does he get a watch?
Speaker 7 (20:05):
Is that the Golden wand or Costco Chicken Bake anniversary. Well,
so I went back to the first appearance of Agent Carterini,
where he saw a guy again Staten Island again, same
exact accent, leave his cart up against the post where
I'll never go anywhere.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Of course, who's.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
Woo wait, Oh that's not what a car goes, sir,
all right, that's all right.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
You can roll off and get somebody's car put it
against the thing.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
Yeah, but when I put it into thing though, I'm
the card knock.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
This is my business.
Speaker 7 (20:33):
It's my business business.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
This is what I do. I knock people out. Yeah,
it's your thing. Hey, mind a business? Hey, hey, so.
Speaker 7 (20:43):
Agin Cardine applies to the magnif says I don't return a
shopping carts. Yeah, I got a.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Bump a magnet for you.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Sir, Hey, I'll touch my car?
Speaker 7 (20:50):
Was that as I said? So that's why I said
take a car back, and you said away from me.
I'm away from you, so get away from me.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I'm politely asking politely.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
They'll politely ask me anything. Why not he could to
chick up the car. I didn't throw it anywhere.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
From the car return.
Speaker 7 (21:04):
They get paid to pick it up, not from wherever
you decide to leave it out like a big old
lazy bone.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Lazy bone again, what century is? Back to medicine questions.
You know what I'm not. I'm not gonna throw it.
I'm gonna keep it as a momentum. I'm gonna go
home and put in the draw. Mind you mind your business.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Get a light.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
So he's he's over there, he's he's taking magnets off.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
So hey, but that again they both think that they
throw mand it away, that the cartnark agent will just stop.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
No, we have multiple magnets, idiot, that's what we did here.
It's got a hotlight number on.
Speaker 7 (21:35):
Oh you're throwing it over there, literally and all that.
I got another one for you. That's a good thing, though,
I got too for just such an occasion.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Get the white from me.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
It's the same man five years earlier, he continues, Get.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
The white from why get away from me? Man, I
will if you returned the car, go way? Will you
return your cock?
Speaker 7 (21:56):
Get the way?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Not answer my question.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
I don't have to answer your question.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Who are you on the car?
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Knock? I don't keep you want.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yeah, you just asked.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
It's like the first guy put it on there, don't.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Put it on that guy a heart attack.
Speaker 7 (22:13):
Uh and uh so Yeah, the cart narks are they're
listening as we just talked about. They're listening to what
they're saying, and they just try to point out what
this guy said was completely backward.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
I don't keep you.
Speaker 7 (22:21):
He just asked me who I was?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
How come you take that camerae stick up your ask?
Speaker 7 (22:24):
Well, you're asking me who I am?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
If you don't care who I am? This is like
to no sense.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
Hey, I got you one ready to bring it. Why oh,
Catt knocks out.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
It sounds like you alwys ran over your well.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
The car knocks are highly trained to avoid such things.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah, so unfortunately offer to you there.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
That's all right.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Well, you win some you lose somebody. It's snark week.
There's a lot to go from here, many miles before
we sleep you guys. Thank you to Agent Carterina.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Service.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I hope your weekend was nice. Okay, had a good weekend.
A lot of downtime, Greg City, Like, just got a
bunch of naps.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Yeah, little mini naps. Never even went to the actual bed.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
He was trying to watch that movie. And then I
see dude after Friday night and after spending the night
on the couch, like you know, trying to get through
this movie and just doing these little naps. Like Saturday,
I would have been like, all right, look going to bed,
going to bed, and but make the decision.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
No, never happened. Yeah, and it's not very wrestled, which
is why the weekend felt like a blink of an eye.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Yeah. You guys talk about these sleep issues all the time,
and man, I don't know. I mean, knock on wood,
I don't have that. Like, if I have an opportunity
to sleep and I have a block of d's, it's
having that block of time. But if I have the
block of time, I will be out. It could be
seven hours, it could be fifteen hours, and I could
be out.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
You know how when you're so hungry that you it
eventually just passes. Yeah, it kind of goes away. Right.
That's with sleep. When I'm so tired and need it
so bad, that's when I can't.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
I mean, I'll be that way if I'm tired. But
the minute I sit, or the minute I get into
any type of like lounging or laying down position, then
it's over.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Right, That's why I stay on the couch because if
I go to bed, then I'm up.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
I could power through whatever. Everybody rather, once you stop
is where you're in trouble.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
But if you go to sleep early, you won't wake
up in the middle of the night.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
I went. I was in bed last night, preparing for
this new week of work. I was in bed about
ten minutes before five pm.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
I do that. I love it. I find that depressed.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
It wasn't depressing because you know, my day was done.
I accomplished. Told you I was very productive this weekend,
got a lot of stuff done. I was all done.
My wife had taken the son to his hockey game,
and everybody everything was done, everything was handled. They weren't
gonna be homes about seven thirty, which would have been
after I went to bed. Anyway, I'm like, you know what,
I might as well be upstairs and in bed and
(25:00):
then I fall asleep. I fall asleep, but at least
I'm in that process close the uh, the uh, the
blackout shades. I was sure. I was on my phone
for about an hour, I would say about six fifteen,
six thirty. I was out until my alarm went off
this morning, and feel great today.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
To me that the TV in the family room is anesthesia.
I'm out in two seconds. The TV in the bedroom
is cocaine right away.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yeah, I don't do TV in the bedroom, but I
will do podcasts or I'll listen to something just kind
of background noise.
Speaker 6 (25:30):
You know what they call the nap on the couch
before you go to bed, a napetizer.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Oh, I've heard about that. Yeah, it's cute. It's a
cute name. It's an appetizer.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
That's horrible.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Gina grat weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
Well, unfortunately I have to start with the jeers. Sammy, Yes,
I'm very sad. You made me very sad.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
I did, Yes, I do.
Speaker 6 (25:50):
Remember when you brought in those patio chips from Trader
Joe's and they were so good. Yes, I went right
to Trader Joe's to get them, looked around, went up
and down the aisles, digging and zagging. Finally found someone
with a Hawaiian shirt and said, hey, where are those
great patio chips? Oh those are done for the season. No, like,
so he goes, but but but we.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Did just get a new one. Like I'm fiending like
a hair like, Okay, what do you got?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Cheers?
Speaker 6 (26:19):
Deli sandwich flavored potato chips kind of.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Like pistrami, like seasoning. It's delish, interesting. I don't bring
them in.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
We've we've tried like the chicken and waffle flavored chips
and things like that, and they're not bad Philly. But
then the more I think they always have like a
like an aftertaste of pepperoni, pizza worne. But the more
I think about them as I'm eating them, it's weird.
I don't think I'm on board with the meat flavored chips.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
I'm glad you said that because this this isn't a
meat this isn't a meat flavored chip. This is like
the seasoning that would go on, so it's kind of
has a little bit of that like oil and vinegar
vibe and a little bit of the seasoning.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Loved it, and of course honorable mention.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
They're called what they're Deli Deli.
Speaker 6 (27:04):
Flavored, Deli sandwich flavored. I don't think they have a
cute name. I think they're just Deli sandwich flavored. They
were great, honorable mention to Greg and Gina. Time which ruled,
and because I had forty eight hours of no family
in the house, I forgot what it was like to
live alone and it is glorious.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Oh that means you don't love your family. Oh, they
all came back every time I have, you know something
like that where I have a little bit of time
where my wife and kids are off visiting the in
laws while I'm busy working and doing like, oh, well,
because you hate your family. No, no, there is something
to be said about having your own time.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Yeah, give me time to be that's good.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
And that's for them too, that their time away from me.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
They took boys strip.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
They had a great time. I ate pizza and two
popsicles in bed, watching true.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
Crime shows like you're at a hotel.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
I got my tan on at the park. I just
hung out doing nothing.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
It rule time is pretty cool. It was so good
when it happens, you know.
Speaker 5 (28:10):
Yeah, I had a bomb pop and an orange popsicle.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
That's why I don't understand. And I know some people
who are like this, But I don't understand the couples
who can't do anything apart like there are.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
I know people like that.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
There's one particular couple that I know where if one
person is going to the grocery store for two things
like a quick, just run to the grocery store. They
both have to go.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yes, tell you this.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
It's not the husband who feels that way, it's the wife.
She insists.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Why.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
She's like, well, I can just run, I'll go with you.
He goes, well, no, I just pick it up. I'mady,
I'm passing the store on the way home. Nope, we're
going together.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
I home and then both go back.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yes, they wet.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
That doesn't even make time.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Officially, they can't do anything. She can't do anything apart
and he's never cheated on her. It's nothing like that.
I don't know what it's rooted in. I'm sure some
shrink say about that whole thing.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
I want to be a part of the action.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah, the hot produce.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
I don't want to miss the grocery store.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
I know.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
And you would think they're the same side of the
booth people, but they're not.
Speaker 6 (29:15):
Oh so she wants eyes on him, she wants to
stare at him.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I guess, I guess. But man, that would be suffocated.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Yeah, I couldn't do that. Yeah, yeah, I highly recommend
forty eight hours.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Yeah, sammy weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 8 (29:28):
My cheers is going to the new Superman movie or
I just saw that.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
It is so good. I realized watching it that I've
never seen a Superman movie.
Speaker 8 (29:37):
I don't know a lot about Superman Superman no, no,
but even.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Still, Yeah, well this was really good.
Speaker 8 (29:45):
I mean I went to go see it just because
Rachel Brozahans in it. Who plays Lowis Lane. She's marvelous.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Missus Maisel, Oh yeah, she was great. The dog in it,
Oh my god, there's a little super dog. His name
is Crypto. He has a cape. He is so so
great and so funny.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
Is a super dog or is he like a real dog?
Speaker 3 (30:06):
I truly couldn't tell.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Actually, wow, you mentioned it.
Speaker 8 (30:10):
It would have to be cgi because he was flying.
Speaker 5 (30:15):
Oh my god, I got it.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Actually, but I didn't know.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Really wonder when he's just like sitting eating dog food.
Speaker 8 (30:22):
I mean maybe it's I mean it all kind of
looks the same to me, honestly, So I don't know. Yeah,
turned out a great performance, right, The special effects were great.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Everything about it was really good.
Speaker 8 (30:30):
I like, if there's another one that comes out, I'll
go see it because this was great. I definitely highly
recommend going to see this movie. And there's a song
that that we talked about that came out of it.
That's older the I'm a punk rocker, Yes I am.
It's Teddy Bears that came out in two thousand, but
it's now getting a resurgence. And we listened to it
before and before I saw the movie and I thought, Okay,
(30:51):
this is a good song.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
After seeing the movie, I love it so much more.
It just makes so much sense in the way that
they do it.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
All right.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
So Crypto the super Dog and James Gunn's New Superman
is fully cgi.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Wow, look at any different.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
That's incredible.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
The digital Crypto was three D modeled from video references
of guns actual rescue dog O Zoo, capturing his scruffy look,
floppy ear, and energetic personality. Yeah not real at all. Amazing,
so of course he was great.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
Yeah right, super Dog.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Yes, very good movie.
Speaker 8 (31:27):
And and actually there are a lot of people are
adopting dogs now because of this dog, and it's not
even a real dog always.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
All right, Now, I gotta be cg because he's fine.
Speaker 8 (31:37):
Yeah, yeah, true, My Gears is okay. So the new
Billy Joel documentary came out. It's called and So it goes.
It's on HBO Max and it's great. I love it,
but it's only the first part came out and have
to wait until next week for the second part.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
They split it up and they're not releasing him at
the same time.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
How are we gonna know if he ever gets famous?
Speaker 8 (31:59):
In sixty I know, I only got to watch two
and a half hours of the documentary this week.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
That's the whole rule in entertainment. You leave them one
and more and I do. And I can't wait for
this so old school. You gotta wait till next week?
Speaker 4 (32:10):
That is, can let us see it?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Really? Man? It's weekend? Cheers and jeers.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Well, I got to fix a couple of things around
the house, you know. I mentioned that the HOA was
on me about my trees that needed to be trimmed,
and I found out that I actually have more trees
than I knew, like this whole side of my property.
I thought those like were communal trees, but apparently they're
my trees.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
Oh it's your problem, yeah, but no.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
I'm like, oh, crab, I own more plants that I
knew I did, So that was that was kind of cool. Also,
I binch watched a new TV show that's on Apple
TV Plus called Stick. It has Own Wilson. He stars
in it and he's like a washed up golf pro
and then he finds like a prodigy. I thought it
(32:58):
was really good. I watched all ten episodes, so you
I didn't really you know, go out and do a
bunch of different things, just kind of just had to
take care of a bunch of house stuff.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
But my jeers was.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
I went to Sam's Club, and you know, I love
Sam's Club, and I went to their food court. I
bought hot dog and then I go to put mustard
on my hot dog and no mustard's there. So I
go to the work and I said, hey, uh yeah
you don't. You don't have any mustard right now. Oh,
we don't have mustard today was the response that was it,
we don't have mustardday. So we don't have any mustard.
(33:33):
We're at Samscrub. I went myself and I grabbed mustard
like from.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
From inside the store.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Inside the store and just scanned because you can kind
of you can just like scan the stuff for yourself.
You can pay, yeah, I paid for it. Yeah, you
can just scan it on your phone and is by it.
And then so I just went and grabbed mustard and
then left at the food court. No, no, I took everybody.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Okay, so for your own purposes, Okay, I thought it
was gonna be a capacive, aggressive move, like you went inside,
bought the mustard, used and then just left and there
like you guys.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
I would have did that, but I was like, they're
just gonna throw it away. They're not gonna leave it
for anybody.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
No, it's like to take somebody to take some initiative.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Exactly, go to the guy customer service, Like, dude, come on,
no mustard today. That's what you're gonna tell all the
customer problems when you're inside Denis Office.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Weekend, Cheers and jeers everybody. I'll be on the Great Weekend.
I want to take a quick break. We have some
more what do you show? Put it for you next
hang on show?
Speaker 7 (34:42):
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