July 22, 2025 • 25 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Money, Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Well, say Tuesday another hour in Sensitivity Training Train Politically
Correct World, July the twenty second, twenty twenty five, Wooding,
Greg Menace, Gina Gras, We got Sea Bass, We got
Sammy Morgan's here taking to calls eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
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it over to two two nine eight seven. You know
it's a Shark Week on Discovery and today it's day
number two of Nark Week. You're on the Woodies Show.
So big fans of Woody Show, card Arks that you are?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
You got a whole week of cardinars.
Speaker 6 (00:46):
Oh yeah, it was a Asian Carterini of the New
York division of the card Arks. Yesterday, Hey, and date
number two for Nark Week.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Where are we starting here? Sea Bass? So this is
a special ddition.
Speaker 7 (01:01):
I personally I love the weird interactions that have like
a special special theme because I can only get like
threatened and people try to beat me up and kill
me so many times, but when they go into a
weird angle, I always find that very very fun. And
so this lady she was, uh, she did that thing
where a lot of places retail establishments will now have
the electric charging bank on one end of the carts,
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and people will will sometimes park their charge a cargo
inside and oh, it's so far to walk back to
the cart return. Once you're out there, you can do
like this lady does and just dump it in the
nearest open spot. I'll give her credit. Not an electric
charging spot, because she she had enough sense not to
do that, but just the next open parking spot she saw.
So I walk up to her and let's see if
we can ferret out why she thinks I shouldn't be
(01:44):
asking her to put her cart back where it belongs.
Speaker 8 (01:46):
Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Over that way. I'm sorry. Oh head, just abashion with
the powerful Parlos and Seconty card arks. No, what does
that matter? Person? Yeah, thank you, she's doing my car.
They put a lazy bones on board, stick them on there,
and it's I got to you need judging, patrol. Oh yeah,
you can judge too. Do you think that's a good
(02:10):
place to put that car? Do you think that's right?
It's not right for you to judge. O, yes it is.
I just did.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Boy, that's my segment, judge patrol.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
Yes, so you're the judging, So She first goes with
the are you an employee? And I said, well, no,
why does that matter?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Because yeah?
Speaker 7 (02:27):
Then but then she goes to you can't you you
can't be a judge? Yes, judge, she can judge you
for being judgmental. And I offered, you heard of the opportunity,
Well look at where that card is? Do you believe
do you judge that to be the place where cards go?
And she wasn't willing to nor that. So then she says,
not only can I not judge, but I need Jesus, Oh.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Is that where the cards go? Or Jesus would put
his card back by the way I put this cart.
Excuse me, yes, ma'am, I will call the police. What
are you gonna tell him?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
My part?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Let's touch my car, your car, your card. I can
touch other people's property. Do you understand the correlations? I
just did, and I'm doing a great job at it.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I knew it was going to go religious. I knew it.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
And it's strange because obviously the logic falls apart in
two seconds. By that logic, you couldn't judge anybody for anything.
You couldn't have a taste about anything.
Speaker 8 (03:17):
What is and what kind of comeback is Jesus would
put his card away. Jesus wouldn't have a cart, do
you had a bunch of disciples to carry his crap
for me?
Speaker 7 (03:28):
See, this is Gina where because I've never been I
haven't been hit with that specifically as much. And so
this is the this is the jerkstore moment where I
would have thought, Oh, I should have said, was he
going to carry all those loaves and fishes in his hands?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Good one?
Speaker 7 (03:41):
Or the disciples line would be a good line, right next,
So next time he'll be prepared getting those all right,
So then I try to convert her into, you know,
to the good, the side that I am on, which
is the side of the Lord and of Jesus.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Go away, you should go and put your card back.
Jesus believed in picking up after himself and not passing
his burned onto his fellow man. Johnny, Yes it is
I am. I'm God. Jury and execution Shana.
Speaker 7 (04:05):
Gotcha, yes, little citizen, Yeah, she's You can't judge me,
you can't act like God. So again, so then you
can't tell anyone to think anybody but didn't put the
cart back?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
No, did not just drove off again?
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Now, I do believe you should put your cards back
no matter what. I would feel less.
Speaker 8 (04:28):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
I'm not angry about it, but I would judge it
less if you did leave it in the spot for
an electric vehicle.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Okay, I wouldn't be as upset about it.
Speaker 8 (04:36):
I'm way better with that than leaving it like a
handicap spot.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Oh oh, absolutely, no handicap spot, any other spot. It's
just the electric vehicle spot.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
So uh FYI I asked Ai would Jesus have return
to your shopping card, and says Jesus would likely have
returned to shop teaching side responsibility in highness, including Luke
six thirty one, which is treat others as you want to.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Be treated exactly. It's right there, you AI agrees, now. Uh.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
The thing with the electric vehicles, I still feel even now,
even as we sit here today, it definitely started off
that way where people with the electric vehicles certainly had
a superiority complex over everybody else. It's like, look at me,
I'm doing this for the planet or whatever. Before the
cyber truck, and I feel like it's still that way.
I still get that vibe from people. People. Yes, what
(05:21):
do you mean when I'm out and I'm about and
I know absolutely I think that that that still exists.
Speaker 7 (05:27):
I think what Medsin is saying is is that what
they're giving off? Are you projecting that?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Maybe?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
I mean maybe, but I still feel.
Speaker 9 (05:32):
Like they're less car owner. I don't care about the planet.
I still feel that there's a there's there's a level
of snobbery with the for whatever reason, whether it's for
like some kind of environmental thing, or maybe.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
When it was niche maybe but now it's so common, or.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Maybe because it is a tesla and it's seen as
like a luxury kind of thing, there is that snobbynist
to it. I will agree with Woody, but that's only
because I have the coolest Oh all right, what do
you show carton Arcs? It is Narc Week?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Who's next?
Speaker 7 (05:59):
So this the whole guinea Jesus, you know you're not
God things. I thought, well, this has happened before, not
but not with somebody I encountered.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
This was a dude, uh, just in.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
A random Smith's in Las Vegas who came up to me,
saw what I was doing. I didn't talk to him
at all, he didn't leave his card out, he was
doing just fine by himself, but he saw what I
was doing and he did not like that at all.
He had questions and accusations and statements for me.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah, an official agent agents Abashioned with the card Arks,
You're you're what AGENTSABASTIONI with the Carnarks agent Sebastian? Yes,
what agency are you with?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Agents?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
One moments PLAYMA left there and yeah we got the
Cardnarks agency? And what agents?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Who ruined for?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Where did? Where are they from? Carrks? They are non
governmental secret agency.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Our secret agency, non government.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Have you lost your mind? Dude?
Speaker 9 (06:48):
Is this guy the brother of that one guy where
he showed up trigger treaty?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
I know it sounds just like the guy who see
this is a good idea to.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Why what they family member?
Speaker 7 (07:01):
I think that well they may have a similar issue
again in him claiming that.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
I who want responsibility and order? I'm the crazy? Of
course that's how people, yet lazy people handle things like that.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
You're stupid, You're crazy, That's okay, that's called gaslightings. Are
I have not lost my mind?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Have you lost your mind?
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Sorry? Just to be clear, you didn't leave your card
out right?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
No, I want to know, have you lost your mind.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Well why do you say that? What are you doing
out here? See I've been cleaning up cards.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
Let's say this lady leftric car right there, which happens
all the time, it would be blocked authorization, under the
authorization of humanity.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Like I'm just so humanity at large. Yeah, humanity at large.
For instance here pulled into a spot and then had
a cart block spot.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Do something more beneficial to this world.
Speaker 10 (07:45):
There you go, a famous person. I can't best.
Speaker 8 (07:51):
Yes, weird that such a deep.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
Again, more important, more important things like oh, I don't
know talking to me the.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Car right that to so many people, it's the you
know what it is.
Speaker 7 (08:05):
There's an official name is the fallacy of relative privation,
meaning that if someone is deprived of something somewhere else,
anything you do right now that is not as important as,
let's say, curing malaria in Botswana is therefore a worthless pursuit. Greg,
you shouldn't be cleaning your you shouldn't be buying clothes
that are nice, you should you should wear rags and
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every penny every two cancer kids.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I mean you could ask that question of most people
on the planet.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
That's why I say foul that's why it is a fallacy.
So we go into that right here, do.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Something more beneficial to this world?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
What would you like me to do? Why don't you.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
Tell people that if they don't find salvation through the
blood of Christ.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
But what if that's not their religion though it's not
a religion. It's the truth, but they don't believe that.
Whether or not you believe it's true or not, it's true.
But okay, let's talk about the car. It's like somebody
don't want to lecture chair.
Speaker 11 (08:57):
The guy tells the judge, listen, I don't believe in
the the electric chair.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Does that mean he's not going?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Well?
Speaker 5 (09:03):
The difference is when they flip the switch on the
electric chair, you realize really quick, cow real it is.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
Well flips to flip the switch on your life and
you go to me Jesus, they didn't realize how real
it is.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Yeah, but that's that's always been my argument with UH
with religion. Like I still try to. I try to
live my life, you know, morally, and I'm nice to
people and I try to.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I try to.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
I try to do good things right, like take the
car back. Now, do I believe hook line and sinker?
And all this stuff about religion. I'm not an organized
religious guy. Do I believe it's possible. Maybe maybe I'm
hedging my bed because I'm thinking, all right, I'm living
as a good moral person. Now, if I die and
all of a sudden i'm before Saint Peter and they're
looking over my whole life, I'm gonna go, hey, man,
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you can see where a person be a skeptic about
all this.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
But I live my life.
Speaker 10 (09:50):
You know, I'm pretty because you're sitting here up on
a clouds some kind of program let's say, yeah, yeah,
Now until I get to that point, I'm just gonna go.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Sounds kind of silly, but if it works, if it
works for you, it's fine. But like these guys.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Who are shoving on everybody else somehow, I am got weird.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah, I want to know who?
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Who?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Who? Well? There, dude, Now, have you had psychological uh evaluation?
I just want to be clear that something. Now, think
about what would Jesus do? No, they know what Jesus would.
He would take a card back? Okay, can we agree
that Jesus what Jesus did do? Can we agree that
Jesus picked out that for himself? Right, that's all, ther
brible dude, Luke.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Whatever the hell, it was right there on very thin paper,
black and white. It's a book about you think. Yeah,
it's right there in the Bible read Jesus had assistance.
Uh so, well, I you know what.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
I turns out, I've actually read some of that and
I had some response to him from said Bible.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
That's all, ther brible dude. Genesis sixty, he said, and
God created the cards and he was good, and the
God created the carr return and that was good. Yeah, yeah,
I am.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Now you're making a mockery the word of God. You
need to go get some psychological hilly all.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I'm doing this helping people pick up ap to themselves.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Oh and lo.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
And yeah, yeah, I don't know if that's I don't
I don't know if that's what you want to say.
If someone's questioning some of the craziness of religion or whatever,
that they need some psychological testing.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Yeah. Well.
Speaker 7 (11:24):
He then walked away, this guy who was not as
crazy as I am. But then he decided to drive
back by set and give me the old like roll
down the window driving or yeah, yeah, he's gonna get
the final word in no matter if I have something more.
Speaker 10 (11:34):
Productive to do with your time, maybe build something, maybe
go feed the homeless.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Is that where you're going right now? If you need
the homeless? I write the second? Are you gonna go
feed the homeless? Write this second? No, but I do
feed the homeless. Maybe I'm doing that too in my
spare time. But I'm also doing this. Well, this is
not very productive. It's saving people's cars from getting densited
in people's cars. Save it yet, good for you, dude,
Wait to go, big car staper, way to go, Howard?
How angry would you be? Well?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Sometimes sometimes? Well how does he know? You don't go
straight from there to the Homeless show?
Speaker 8 (12:11):
And he loves repeating you. He thinks that's a sick burn, right, Yeah,
like I.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
Say, the car saving car, that the gas lighting and
the fallacies.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
I think you know what he may have thought he went, but.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
I wont closer to god edition of Woody Show cards.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
That's here part of Nark Week, Shark Week on Discovery,
Nark Week here on.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Have you lost your mind?
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Dude? Just to be clear, you didn't leave your card
down right, No.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
I want to know have you lost your mind?
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Well?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Why do you say that. What are you doing out here?
See I've been cleaning up cards. Let's say this lady
left your car right there, which happens all the time.
It would be blocking the authorization? Are you doing this under? Oh,
under the authorization of humanity? Like, I'm just so humidic.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Gina Grant's got a let me ask you a question.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Yeah, that's kind of a load at the top because
she wants to is she crazy or a good wife?
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Now crazy? You intrigued?
Speaker 5 (13:10):
But every day that goes by, we learn about a
new level of crazy or a new layer of crazy.
Speaker 8 (13:15):
Yes, I'm crazy, but I am I also a good
wife or not?
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Compounding crazy more than likely. Yeah, well we'll see. It
was a little weird.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
So this happened the other Saturday, and I've been thinking
about it ever since because I don't know if I
overreacted or if I'm just like awesome, I don't know.
So my husband and kid go play basketball at night
all the time. They call it night sktball, and it's
really fun for them. And we have a bunch of
playgrounds and stuff around the house, you know, around the area.
So they went to go play night sketball and Andy
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said they'd be home by eight, and I was like, okay,
well have fun and they went whatever, It's all good.
I'm having the best night ever, like eating in bed
and this is the best. And then Ate thirty rolls
around and I don't really think about it. Nine rolls around,
and I'm like, that's weird. He said eight, and he's
always on time when it comes to that stuff. And
I text him and didn't really think about it, watching
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my murder shows and he text me back, and nine
thirty rolls around and I'm starting to think about this.
I'm like, this is not normal, and so I text
him again. I'm like, hey, for real, like everything okay,
and I just wanted when are you going to be home? Nothing?
And I'm sitting there, I'm starting to get kind of weird,
like this is not like him. Nine thirty ten, I'm like, ugh,
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it's dark.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
You've got a little.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Kid with you.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
So he'd have a phone a bedtime on a Saturday night.
Speaker 8 (14:34):
No, but it's just weird. He no, Andy has a
phone and he's not answering me.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah, it's I mean, is it text or call?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (14:41):
It was all those were texts And I'm like this
is this is weird. I don't like this, so I
call it, keeps ringing and ringing and ringing and going
to voicemail, and I'm just like, I don't like this.
I'm in bed, I'm in my pajamas. I'm like literally
like ready to go back.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
Did you think they called Vaughan because Vaughn plays basketball
with your husband all time?
Speaker 8 (15:00):
About it and that actually would have been probably a
pretty smart thing to do, so I did. Okay, So
finally I really am getting a very uneasy feeling. I
mean it's ten thirty, no call, no text, nothing. I
get out of bed, put my little house coat on,
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put my little my little flip flops on, get in
the car, and go looking for them. And there's a
couple of different playgrounds I think they could be at.
I drive to the first one. They're not there. I
am starting to get terrified.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Have you seen my husband? Anyway? I want saying this picture?
Speaker 3 (15:35):
I mean I can't.
Speaker 8 (15:36):
I'm like in my pajamas, yeah, my big you know,
my hot rollers, like I'm in the fifties and I'm
I'm rolling around the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Nothing.
Speaker 8 (15:44):
Finally he calls me, I go, hello, are you Okay,
where are you?
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (15:48):
Yeah, sorry, hun, we just got you know, all caught
up in a pickup basketball game. Like mother, ever, I'm
I'm out looking for you. He's like, oh damn, sorry,
so I go home.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
I'm all see.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Yeah, I mean, you know, the fact that he didn't
text you back wouldn't be super alarming more than I
think about it, because it's not like he's got his
phone on him sitting on the basket.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (16:10):
But after two and a half hours, I was like,
I don't like this, right, that's a long time to
never check your phone when you said you were going
to be home at a certain time. Thank you, but
even but getting out of bed and around is that insane?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I would have No, I would have done the same thing.
But again, if I'm concerned, I call, I don't text
is a question. Yeah, nine o'clock, I would have been
out on the court, like where are you guys at?
Speaker 4 (16:37):
I know you're an iPhone person? Is he an iPhone person?
He's not. No, that's a pain, as I said, because
you could do a location.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Actually, in fact, you know how any phone calls that's
cut down on. Yeah, my wife and I when you
just because you know, I'm off doing my thing, you know,
flight lessons, or I got meeting or wherever I'm going
to be in so order, if we're out of town
on this business stuff like, she'll know before she tries
to call me, knowing that you know. Okay, well we're
out of town, right, it's around dinner time. He's probably
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at a dinner. She can look at you, Oh he's
at some restaurant, or oh, he's still at the airport.
Or for her, she ran to go pick up my
daughter at her activity or my son and his activity.
I and go, oh, she's on her way back. Okay,
So let's saves the phone call, it saves the text.
Speaker 8 (17:22):
I get that, but let's reintroduce the crazy. Would it
ever occur to you that somebody stole her phone and
is placing it? Okay, left the phone at the court.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Because of all the history I have with all the
people in my life have been kidnapped, and it's.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Just you don't watch the shows I watched.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Yeah, but yeah no, So for that reason, that kind
of stuff comes in me.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Now, do you have your share my location set to
indefinitely with your wife? Yeah? Yeah, me too. I have
that with Martin.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
That's interesting and it helps a lot. There's one of
our friends because we were we were out to mother place,
like out of town, somewhere where were we menace and
kind of share their location. And somehow these people still
are sharing location with us and us with them. And
it's weird because sometimes I'll forget about it, like right
now I'm remembering, but like I'm until this rites the
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second I forgot, Like I'll be coming back from out
of town and my buttill hit me up and go
welcome back.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
No, No, I don't care.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
I got you got it.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
I'm not a I'm not a very private person. I
got I got nothing to high.
Speaker 8 (18:25):
I like to avoid people. I don't want them to
be like, oh good, she's home, let's just pop in.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I noticed that once in a while. I totally forgot
about it too, And yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
I don't care.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Download the app Life three sixty. I've heard a lot
about that app.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
What do you do with it? You can do anything
with it. You just keep track of your people. It
doesn't seem a little invasive. No, it is a little
bit your husband.
Speaker 11 (18:47):
Well no, but when I I've shared locations a similar
situation where it's like we're at a festival. Everyone share
your location. That's what it was, and then you just
continue sharing because you kind of forget about it.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
It's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 11 (18:58):
And so I had completely forgotten about it, and I
had went back to town. I wasn't living there anymore,
but went back to visit one of my friends, and
my friend who had my location was like, Oh, you're
in town.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
What are you doing here?
Speaker 4 (19:09):
And I was like, oh my god, that's.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
What I want to avoid.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
No, No, that's different. She's talking about her husband and
her kid. Yeah, yeah, I'm talking about my wife now.
My buddy still having the thing, and I don't I
don't care that he's in London right now. Yeah, And
so I actually thought the other day, I was like, oh,
I wonder if they're back at the hotel yet, because
I was going to call him because I had a
question about something completely unrelated. And uh, I'm like, oh, okay,
(19:32):
they're still at this Harry pot They went to the
Harry Potter.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
It's AFLA.
Speaker 8 (19:37):
You can tell where they are, not just like the
country they're in.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Well, because I saw the theater and I knew they
were going to this Harry Potter thing. So I said there, Yeah,
because it brings up the map, but where they are.
Speaker 11 (19:46):
Really specifically you can see if someone's at a restaurant
or wherever, you can see where they are.
Speaker 8 (19:50):
Oh, I just thought it was like a general location.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Oh y, you must be in a car.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Have you never seen her?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
You know what rue Mario is?
Speaker 4 (19:59):
No, it's not, it's not like that.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
Almost look right there. I just brought up my my
buddy's location. That shows the map, and it shows that's
where he's at. It looks and so he's right across
the street from a Rabbit's Foot whatever that is, right
off of Duke Street and Piccadilly in London. It's so English,
right across from Fortum and Mason, which seems to be
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some kind of retailer.
Speaker 10 (20:25):
Okay, so you have a location services he's buy a bookstore. Yeah,
he's in a hotel, and you can basically see what
hotel she's in.
Speaker 8 (20:33):
Okay, I guess showing me the literal hotel room of
a motel and what parking spot she's in front of?
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Whel what room she That's why I said.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
I know what room?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Who's a motel at this time?
Speaker 4 (20:46):
What app is that? It's the when you on iPhone,
the sharing your location indefinitely, that is, that's what I have.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
But that's right. I mean, that's just close I can
get it. Don't show you like the exactly room, which
hotel and then you're in Okay, it's one of those dumpy.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
Places exactly the hotel motel.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Okay, So I have a thing about the you know,
hotel motel, right, Like my whole thing is if you
open the door to your room and it goes to
the outside, dumpy.
Speaker 8 (21:15):
Is it same thing with apartments because I always lived
in those apartments?
Speaker 4 (21:20):
Oh wait, no, apartments. Apartments different.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
I think like like a place like a motel hotel
kind of thing you need at least to open up
to a hallway.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Lobby by the way.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
And honestly, I don't I don't care. I will, I
will stay at any of them. But people that's usually
how they judge, Like I need minimum where my door
does not open to the outside.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Oh, I don't care about that.
Speaker 8 (21:41):
Oh dummy over here, going full circle. Somebody just had
the best suggestion, Gina, use one of your millions of
air tags.
Speaker 7 (21:47):
There you go putting on stuff that doesn't need it.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Oh I did see, you know, you brought this up
a long time ago when air tags first came out.
What he like putting air tags and kids shoes. I
have seen that now where I have the inserts for a.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Kids Yeah, they got all kinds of There's there's another
one I saw where it works with the Apple Find
My app, But it's not an Apple branded thing or
not Apple, you know, their product, their product, but real
film like a credit card. Yeah, and you can slide
that into your wallet or so, so it doesn't stick
out like a like an air tag does, where people
like if they did steal your stuff, just to think
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about like just a flat cardat idea.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, going back to the original topic of Hey, I'm
going to be home at eight and you're not calling
or texting after like nine something, I don't know. I
don't think that's.
Speaker 8 (22:37):
Cool, Okay, honest I feel better, Yeah, because I was
like driving around like ten.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
O'clock at night, like two hours later with zero contact.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
If it was just my kid who was supposed to
be back and it hadn't heard anything, then yes. If
it's my wife, a grown ass adult, I figure she's
got it handled and I wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Go out searching for her.
Speaker 10 (22:57):
I think is right, just a quick messa to be
home at eight and you're not home by eight thirty,
that's whatever.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Yeah, but ten thirty, yeah, maybe they got rolled at
the basketball court.
Speaker 11 (23:07):
Woodie, I have been out with your wife before where
she was not answering her phone because we were out late.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
So you text me like, where's my wife? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Like taken?
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Now do I leave the house in my bathroobe and
go find her?
Speaker 5 (23:18):
Because we responded no, And usually I know she's out
with somebody I won't even bother. Yeah, you know, like
I'm trying to bother her. It's usually if I have
like a really pressing, important right now kind of question,
you know, someone's waiting on something, usually involving one of
the kids.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
I was like, no, I need to so what I'll do.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
Sometimes if she's I know, she's blown off my call
because she's probably telling some pointless story to a friend
at a lunch or something like that that has no
real importance other than she doesn't want to interrupt the conversation,
and I'll go, Nope, this is pressing. I'll go and
I'll do that whole thing where you're trying to find
your phone and it plays that obnoxious.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Because you can't mute that.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Oh right, So I'll go to find my find her
device and find and it it plays that alert signal
and it makes her look at her phone and see
that I'm calling, and she knows, bitch to pick up.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
That's fine. Do you know what I've done?
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Yea pause your dumb, pointless story.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Well, she's doing it on purpose, like, and she knows
that I'm not calling just for some What you're doing,
how is your lunch going.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
I'm not going to bother you on that.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
It's if I'm calling, clearly, just knowing me clearly, it's
because something is needed in that moment.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Otherwise I wouldn't bother you.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
You know what I've done at the house when the
phone's not being picked up. I turned the lights on
and off from my phone.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Like we have some cameras inside the house, and we
can do that till you do, like the intercom thing,
I'm calling, pick up the phone and I'll get this.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Sometimes I'm on the phone with my mom and like
and and what like.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
Again, if I'm calling you, it's important, you know, it's
because I need some thing right now. Something is important. Yeah, dude,
I'm on the follow with my mom. You're on your
phone with your mom almost every day for a couple
of weeks.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
In an hour from smart smart.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Lights are so cheap.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Oh yeah, you can run them.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Oh yeah, I think you can probably get it for
like twenty bucks.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
I can't run him from eight seven seven forty four?
What is Gina crazy or a good wife?
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Just crazy? You're a good wife. You could just text
your vote over she's asking. Yeah, she doesn't want to
put it out there. I'd I'm not airing her business.
It felt weird. She wanted to ask. It was worth asking.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
Yeah, eight seven seven forty four. What he texts your
vote on this over to two to nine eighty seven.
We'll be right back.
Speaker 11 (25:37):
He took a dollar of mayonnaise, slapped it down on
the leather couch and stuck his bare butt on it
and like wiggled it around, it around, We'll be right back.
Money, Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Well, say Tuesday another hour in Sensitivity Training Train Politically
Correct World, July the twenty second, twenty twenty five, Wooding,
Greg Menace, Gina Gras, We got Sea Bass, We got
Sammy Morgan's here taking to calls eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
What he is?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
The phone number?
Speaker 5 (00:25):
You can set us a text if you like, check
it over to two two nine eight seven. You know
it's a Shark Week on Discovery and today it's day
number two of Nark Week. You're on the Woodies Show.
So big fans of Woody Show, card Arks that you are?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
You got a whole week of cardinars.
Speaker 6 (00:46):
Oh yeah, it was a Asian Carterini of the New
York division of the card Arks. Yesterday, Hey, and date
number two for Nark Week.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Where are we starting here? Sea Bass? So this is
a special ddition.
Speaker 7 (01:01):
I personally I love the weird interactions that have like
a special special theme because I can only get like
threatened and people try to beat me up and kill
me so many times, but when they go into a
weird angle, I always find that very very fun. And
so this lady she was, uh, she did that thing
where a lot of places retail establishments will now have
the electric charging bank on one end of the carts,
(01:23):
and people will will sometimes park their charge a cargo
inside and oh, it's so far to walk back to
the cart return. Once you're out there, you can do
like this lady does and just dump it in the
nearest open spot. I'll give her credit. Not an electric
charging spot, because she she had enough sense not to
do that, but just the next open parking spot she saw.
So I walk up to her and let's see if
we can ferret out why she thinks I shouldn't be
(01:44):
asking her to put her cart back where it belongs.
Speaker 8 (01:46):
Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Over that way. I'm sorry. Oh head, just abashion with
the powerful Parlos and Seconty card arks. No, what does
that matter? Person? Yeah, thank you, she's doing my car.
They put a lazy bones on board, stick them on there,
and it's I got to you need judging, patrol. Oh yeah,
you can judge too. Do you think that's a good
(02:10):
place to put that car? Do you think that's right?
It's not right for you to judge. O, yes it is.
I just did.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Boy, that's my segment, judge patrol.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
Yes, so you're the judging, So She first goes with
the are you an employee? And I said, well, no,
why does that matter?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Because yeah?
Speaker 7 (02:27):
Then but then she goes to you can't you you
can't be a judge? Yes, judge, she can judge you
for being judgmental. And I offered, you heard of the opportunity,
Well look at where that card is? Do you believe
do you judge that to be the place where cards go?
And she wasn't willing to nor that. So then she says,
not only can I not judge, but I need Jesus, Oh.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Is that where the cards go? Or Jesus would put
his card back by the way I put this cart.
Excuse me, yes, ma'am, I will call the police. What
are you gonna tell him?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
My part?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Let's touch my car, your car, your card. I can
touch other people's property. Do you understand the correlations? I
just did, and I'm doing a great job at it.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I knew it was going to go religious. I knew it.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
And it's strange because obviously the logic falls apart in
two seconds. By that logic, you couldn't judge anybody for anything.
You couldn't have a taste about anything.
Speaker 8 (03:17):
What is and what kind of comeback is Jesus would
put his card away. Jesus wouldn't have a cart, do
you had a bunch of disciples to carry his crap
for me?
Speaker 7 (03:28):
See, this is Gina where because I've never been I
haven't been hit with that specifically as much. And so
this is the this is the jerkstore moment where I
would have thought, Oh, I should have said, was he
going to carry all those loaves and fishes in his hands?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Good one?
Speaker 7 (03:41):
Or the disciples line would be a good line, right next,
So next time he'll be prepared getting those all right,
So then I try to convert her into, you know,
to the good, the side that I am on, which
is the side of the Lord and of Jesus.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Go away, you should go and put your card back.
Jesus believed in picking up after himself and not passing
his burned onto his fellow man. Johnny, Yes it is
I am. I'm God. Jury and execution Shana.
Speaker 7 (04:05):
Gotcha, yes, little citizen, Yeah, she's You can't judge me,
you can't act like God. So again, so then you
can't tell anyone to think anybody but didn't put the
cart back?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
No, did not just drove off again?
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Now, I do believe you should put your cards back
no matter what. I would feel less.
Speaker 8 (04:28):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
I'm not angry about it, but I would judge it
less if you did leave it in the spot for
an electric vehicle.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Okay, I wouldn't be as upset about it.
Speaker 8 (04:36):
I'm way better with that than leaving it like a
handicap spot.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Oh oh, absolutely, no handicap spot, any other spot. It's
just the electric vehicle spot.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
So uh FYI I asked Ai would Jesus have return
to your shopping card, and says Jesus would likely have
returned to shop teaching side responsibility in highness, including Luke
six thirty one, which is treat others as you want to.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Be treated exactly. It's right there, you AI agrees, now. Uh.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
The thing with the electric vehicles, I still feel even now,
even as we sit here today, it definitely started off
that way where people with the electric vehicles certainly had
a superiority complex over everybody else. It's like, look at me,
I'm doing this for the planet or whatever. Before the
cyber truck, and I feel like it's still that way.
I still get that vibe from people. People. Yes, what
(05:21):
do you mean when I'm out and I'm about and
I know absolutely I think that that that still exists.
Speaker 7 (05:27):
I think what Medsin is saying is is that what
they're giving off? Are you projecting that?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Maybe?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
I mean maybe, but I still feel.
Speaker 9 (05:32):
Like they're less car owner. I don't care about the planet.
I still feel that there's a there's there's a level
of snobbery with the for whatever reason, whether it's for
like some kind of environmental thing, or maybe.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
When it was niche maybe but now it's so common, or.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Maybe because it is a tesla and it's seen as
like a luxury kind of thing, there is that snobbynist
to it. I will agree with Woody, but that's only
because I have the coolest Oh all right, what do
you show carton Arcs? It is Narc Week?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Who's next?
Speaker 7 (05:59):
So this the whole guinea Jesus, you know you're not
God things. I thought, well, this has happened before, not
but not with somebody I encountered.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
This was a dude, uh, just in.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
A random Smith's in Las Vegas who came up to me,
saw what I was doing. I didn't talk to him
at all, he didn't leave his card out, he was
doing just fine by himself, but he saw what I
was doing and he did not like that at all.
He had questions and accusations and statements for me.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah, an official agent agents Abashioned with the card Arks,
You're you're what AGENTSABASTIONI with the Carnarks agent Sebastian? Yes,
what agency are you with?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Agents?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
One moments PLAYMA left there and yeah we got the
Cardnarks agency? And what agents?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Who ruined for?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Where did? Where are they from? Carrks? They are non
governmental secret agency.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Our secret agency, non government.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Have you lost your mind? Dude?
Speaker 9 (06:48):
Is this guy the brother of that one guy where
he showed up trigger treaty?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
I know it sounds just like the guy who see
this is a good idea to.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Why what they family member?
Speaker 7 (07:01):
I think that well they may have a similar issue
again in him claiming that.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
I who want responsibility and order? I'm the crazy? Of
course that's how people, yet lazy people handle things like that.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
You're stupid, You're crazy, That's okay, that's called gaslightings. Are
I have not lost my mind?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Have you lost your mind?
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Sorry? Just to be clear, you didn't leave your card
out right?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
No, I want to know, have you lost your mind.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Well why do you say that? What are you doing
out here? See I've been cleaning up cards.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
Let's say this lady leftric car right there, which happens
all the time, it would be blocked authorization, under the
authorization of humanity.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Like I'm just so humanity at large. Yeah, humanity at large.
For instance here pulled into a spot and then had
a cart block spot.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Do something more beneficial to this world.
Speaker 10 (07:45):
There you go, a famous person. I can't best.
Speaker 8 (07:51):
Yes, weird that such a deep.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
Again, more important, more important things like oh, I don't
know talking to me the.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Car right that to so many people, it's the you
know what it is.
Speaker 7 (08:05):
There's an official name is the fallacy of relative privation,
meaning that if someone is deprived of something somewhere else,
anything you do right now that is not as important as,
let's say, curing malaria in Botswana is therefore a worthless pursuit. Greg,
you shouldn't be cleaning your you shouldn't be buying clothes
that are nice, you should you should wear rags and
(08:25):
every penny every two cancer kids.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I mean you could ask that question of most people
on the planet.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
That's why I say foul that's why it is a fallacy.
So we go into that right here, do.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Something more beneficial to this world?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
What would you like me to do? Why don't you.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
Tell people that if they don't find salvation through the
blood of Christ.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
But what if that's not their religion though it's not
a religion. It's the truth, but they don't believe that.
Whether or not you believe it's true or not, it's true.
But okay, let's talk about the car. It's like somebody
don't want to lecture chair.
Speaker 11 (08:57):
The guy tells the judge, listen, I don't believe in
the the electric chair.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Does that mean he's not going?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Well?
Speaker 5 (09:03):
The difference is when they flip the switch on the
electric chair, you realize really quick, cow real it is.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
Well flips to flip the switch on your life and
you go to me Jesus, they didn't realize how real
it is.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Yeah, but that's that's always been my argument with UH
with religion. Like I still try to. I try to
live my life, you know, morally, and I'm nice to
people and I try to.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I try to.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
I try to do good things right, like take the
car back. Now, do I believe hook line and sinker?
And all this stuff about religion. I'm not an organized
religious guy. Do I believe it's possible. Maybe maybe I'm
hedging my bed because I'm thinking, all right, I'm living
as a good moral person. Now, if I die and
all of a sudden i'm before Saint Peter and they're
looking over my whole life, I'm gonna go, hey, man,
(09:46):
you can see where a person be a skeptic about
all this.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
But I live my life.
Speaker 10 (09:50):
You know, I'm pretty because you're sitting here up on
a clouds some kind of program let's say, yeah, yeah,
Now until I get to that point, I'm just gonna go.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Sounds kind of silly, but if it works, if it
works for you, it's fine. But like these guys.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Who are shoving on everybody else somehow, I am got weird.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah, I want to know who?
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Who?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Who? Well? There, dude, Now, have you had psychological uh evaluation?
I just want to be clear that something. Now, think
about what would Jesus do? No, they know what Jesus would.
He would take a card back? Okay, can we agree
that Jesus what Jesus did do? Can we agree that
Jesus picked out that for himself? Right, that's all, ther
brible dude, Luke.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Whatever the hell, it was right there on very thin paper,
black and white. It's a book about you think. Yeah,
it's right there in the Bible read Jesus had assistance.
Uh so, well, I you know what.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
I turns out, I've actually read some of that and
I had some response to him from said Bible.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
That's all, ther brible dude. Genesis sixty, he said, and
God created the cards and he was good, and the
God created the carr return and that was good. Yeah, yeah,
I am.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Now you're making a mockery the word of God. You
need to go get some psychological hilly all.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I'm doing this helping people pick up ap to themselves.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Oh and lo.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
And yeah, yeah, I don't know if that's I don't
I don't know if that's what you want to say.
If someone's questioning some of the craziness of religion or whatever,
that they need some psychological testing.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Yeah. Well.
Speaker 7 (11:24):
He then walked away, this guy who was not as
crazy as I am. But then he decided to drive
back by set and give me the old like roll
down the window driving or yeah, yeah, he's gonna get
the final word in no matter if I have something more.
Speaker 10 (11:34):
Productive to do with your time, maybe build something, maybe
go feed the homeless.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Is that where you're going right now? If you need
the homeless? I write the second? Are you gonna go
feed the homeless? Write this second? No, but I do
feed the homeless. Maybe I'm doing that too in my
spare time. But I'm also doing this. Well, this is
not very productive. It's saving people's cars from getting densited
in people's cars. Save it yet, good for you, dude,
Wait to go, big car staper, way to go, Howard?
How angry would you be? Well?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Sometimes sometimes? Well how does he know? You don't go
straight from there to the Homeless show?
Speaker 8 (12:11):
And he loves repeating you. He thinks that's a sick burn, right, Yeah,
like I.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
Say, the car saving car, that the gas lighting and
the fallacies.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
I think you know what he may have thought he went, but.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
I wont closer to god edition of Woody Show cards.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
That's here part of Nark Week, Shark Week on Discovery,
Nark Week here on.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Have you lost your mind?
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Dude? Just to be clear, you didn't leave your card
down right, No.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
I want to know have you lost your mind?
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Well?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Why do you say that. What are you doing out here?
See I've been cleaning up cards. Let's say this lady
left your car right there, which happens all the time.
It would be blocking the authorization? Are you doing this under? Oh,
under the authorization of humanity? Like, I'm just so humidic.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Gina Grant's got a let me ask you a question.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Yeah, that's kind of a load at the top because
she wants to is she crazy or a good wife?
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Now crazy? You intrigued?
Speaker 5 (13:10):
But every day that goes by, we learn about a
new level of crazy or a new layer of crazy.
Speaker 8 (13:15):
Yes, I'm crazy, but I am I also a good
wife or not?
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Compounding crazy more than likely. Yeah, well we'll see. It
was a little weird.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
So this happened the other Saturday, and I've been thinking
about it ever since because I don't know if I
overreacted or if I'm just like awesome, I don't know.
So my husband and kid go play basketball at night
all the time. They call it night sktball, and it's
really fun for them. And we have a bunch of
playgrounds and stuff around the house, you know, around the area.
So they went to go play night sketball and Andy
(13:47):
said they'd be home by eight, and I was like, okay,
well have fun and they went whatever, It's all good.
I'm having the best night ever, like eating in bed
and this is the best. And then Ate thirty rolls
around and I don't really think about it. Nine rolls around,
and I'm like, that's weird. He said eight, and he's
always on time when it comes to that stuff. And
I text him and didn't really think about it, watching
(14:07):
my murder shows and he text me back, and nine
thirty rolls around and I'm starting to think about this.
I'm like, this is not normal, and so I text
him again. I'm like, hey, for real, like everything okay,
and I just wanted when are you going to be home? Nothing?
And I'm sitting there, I'm starting to get kind of weird,
like this is not like him. Nine thirty ten, I'm like, ugh,
(14:28):
it's dark.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
You've got a little.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Kid with you.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
So he'd have a phone a bedtime on a Saturday night.
Speaker 8 (14:34):
No, but it's just weird. He no, Andy has a
phone and he's not answering me.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah, it's I mean, is it text or call?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (14:41):
It was all those were texts And I'm like this
is this is weird. I don't like this, so I
call it, keeps ringing and ringing and ringing and going
to voicemail, and I'm just like, I don't like this.
I'm in bed, I'm in my pajamas. I'm like literally
like ready to go back.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
Did you think they called Vaughan because Vaughn plays basketball
with your husband all time?
Speaker 8 (15:00):
About it and that actually would have been probably a
pretty smart thing to do, so I did. Okay, So
finally I really am getting a very uneasy feeling. I
mean it's ten thirty, no call, no text, nothing. I
get out of bed, put my little house coat on,
(15:20):
put my little my little flip flops on, get in
the car, and go looking for them. And there's a
couple of different playgrounds I think they could be at.
I drive to the first one. They're not there. I
am starting to get terrified.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Have you seen my husband? Anyway? I want saying this picture?
Speaker 3 (15:35):
I mean I can't.
Speaker 8 (15:36):
I'm like in my pajamas, yeah, my big you know,
my hot rollers, like I'm in the fifties and I'm
I'm rolling around the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Nothing.
Speaker 8 (15:44):
Finally he calls me, I go, hello, are you Okay,
where are you?
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (15:48):
Yeah, sorry, hun, we just got you know, all caught
up in a pickup basketball game. Like mother, ever, I'm
I'm out looking for you. He's like, oh damn, sorry,
so I go home.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
I'm all see.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Yeah, I mean, you know, the fact that he didn't
text you back wouldn't be super alarming more than I
think about it, because it's not like he's got his
phone on him sitting on the basket.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (16:10):
But after two and a half hours, I was like,
I don't like this, right, that's a long time to
never check your phone when you said you were going
to be home at a certain time. Thank you, but
even but getting out of bed and around is that insane?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I would have No, I would have done the same thing.
But again, if I'm concerned, I call, I don't text
is a question. Yeah, nine o'clock, I would have been
out on the court, like where are you guys at?
Speaker 4 (16:37):
I know you're an iPhone person? Is he an iPhone person?
He's not. No, that's a pain, as I said, because
you could do a location.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Actually, in fact, you know how any phone calls that's
cut down on. Yeah, my wife and I when you
just because you know, I'm off doing my thing, you know,
flight lessons, or I got meeting or wherever I'm going
to be in so order, if we're out of town
on this business stuff like, she'll know before she tries
to call me, knowing that you know. Okay, well we're
out of town, right, it's around dinner time. He's probably
(17:07):
at a dinner. She can look at you, Oh he's
at some restaurant, or oh, he's still at the airport.
Or for her, she ran to go pick up my
daughter at her activity or my son and his activity.
I and go, oh, she's on her way back. Okay,
So let's saves the phone call, it saves the text.
Speaker 8 (17:22):
I get that, but let's reintroduce the crazy. Would it
ever occur to you that somebody stole her phone and
is placing it? Okay, left the phone at the court.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Because of all the history I have with all the
people in my life have been kidnapped, and it's.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Just you don't watch the shows I watched.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Yeah, but yeah no, So for that reason, that kind
of stuff comes in me.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Now, do you have your share my location set to
indefinitely with your wife? Yeah? Yeah, me too. I have
that with Martin.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
That's interesting and it helps a lot. There's one of
our friends because we were we were out to mother place,
like out of town, somewhere where were we menace and
kind of share their location. And somehow these people still
are sharing location with us and us with them. And
it's weird because sometimes I'll forget about it, like right
now I'm remembering, but like I'm until this rites the
(18:11):
second I forgot, Like I'll be coming back from out
of town and my buttill hit me up and go
welcome back.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
No, No, I don't care.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
I got you got it.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
I'm not a I'm not a very private person. I
got I got nothing to high.
Speaker 8 (18:25):
I like to avoid people. I don't want them to
be like, oh good, she's home, let's just pop in.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I noticed that once in a while. I totally forgot
about it too, And yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
I don't care.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Download the app Life three sixty. I've heard a lot
about that app.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
What do you do with it? You can do anything
with it. You just keep track of your people. It
doesn't seem a little invasive. No, it is a little
bit your husband.
Speaker 11 (18:47):
Well no, but when I I've shared locations a similar
situation where it's like we're at a festival. Everyone share
your location. That's what it was, and then you just
continue sharing because you kind of forget about it.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
It's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 11 (18:58):
And so I had completely forgotten about it, and I
had went back to town. I wasn't living there anymore,
but went back to visit one of my friends, and
my friend who had my location was like, Oh, you're
in town.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
What are you doing here?
Speaker 4 (19:09):
And I was like, oh my god, that's.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
What I want to avoid.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
No, No, that's different. She's talking about her husband and
her kid. Yeah, yeah, I'm talking about my wife now.
My buddy still having the thing, and I don't I
don't care that he's in London right now. Yeah, And
so I actually thought the other day, I was like, oh,
I wonder if they're back at the hotel yet, because
I was going to call him because I had a
question about something completely unrelated. And uh, I'm like, oh, okay,
(19:32):
they're still at this Harry pot They went to the
Harry Potter.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
It's AFLA.
Speaker 8 (19:37):
You can tell where they are, not just like the
country they're in.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Well, because I saw the theater and I knew they
were going to this Harry Potter thing. So I said there, Yeah,
because it brings up the map, but where they are.
Speaker 11 (19:46):
Really specifically you can see if someone's at a restaurant
or wherever, you can see where they are.
Speaker 8 (19:50):
Oh, I just thought it was like a general location.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Oh y, you must be in a car.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Have you never seen her?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
You know what rue Mario is?
Speaker 4 (19:59):
No, it's not, it's not like that.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
Almost look right there. I just brought up my my
buddy's location. That shows the map, and it shows that's
where he's at. It looks and so he's right across
the street from a Rabbit's Foot whatever that is, right
off of Duke Street and Piccadilly in London. It's so English,
right across from Fortum and Mason, which seems to be
(20:23):
some kind of retailer.
Speaker 10 (20:25):
Okay, so you have a location services he's buy a bookstore. Yeah,
he's in a hotel, and you can basically see what
hotel she's in.
Speaker 8 (20:33):
Okay, I guess showing me the literal hotel room of
a motel and what parking spot she's in front of?
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Whel what room she That's why I said.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
I know what room?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Who's a motel at this time?
Speaker 4 (20:46):
What app is that? It's the when you on iPhone,
the sharing your location indefinitely, that is, that's what I have.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
But that's right. I mean, that's just close I can
get it. Don't show you like the exactly room, which
hotel and then you're in Okay, it's one of those dumpy.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
Places exactly the hotel motel.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Okay, So I have a thing about the you know,
hotel motel, right, Like my whole thing is if you
open the door to your room and it goes to
the outside, dumpy.
Speaker 8 (21:15):
Is it same thing with apartments because I always lived
in those apartments?
Speaker 4 (21:20):
Oh wait, no, apartments. Apartments different.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
I think like like a place like a motel hotel
kind of thing you need at least to open up
to a hallway.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Lobby by the way.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
And honestly, I don't I don't care. I will, I
will stay at any of them. But people that's usually
how they judge, Like I need minimum where my door
does not open to the outside.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Oh, I don't care about that.
Speaker 8 (21:41):
Oh dummy over here, going full circle. Somebody just had
the best suggestion, Gina, use one of your millions of
air tags.
Speaker 7 (21:47):
There you go putting on stuff that doesn't need it.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Oh I did see, you know, you brought this up
a long time ago when air tags first came out.
What he like putting air tags and kids shoes. I
have seen that now where I have the inserts for a.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Kids Yeah, they got all kinds of There's there's another
one I saw where it works with the Apple Find
My app, But it's not an Apple branded thing or
not Apple, you know, their product, their product, but real
film like a credit card. Yeah, and you can slide
that into your wallet or so, so it doesn't stick
out like a like an air tag does, where people
like if they did steal your stuff, just to think
(22:23):
about like just a flat cardat idea.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, going back to the original topic of Hey, I'm
going to be home at eight and you're not calling
or texting after like nine something, I don't know. I
don't think that's.
Speaker 8 (22:37):
Cool, Okay, honest I feel better, Yeah, because I was
like driving around like ten.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
O'clock at night, like two hours later with zero contact.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
If it was just my kid who was supposed to
be back and it hadn't heard anything, then yes. If
it's my wife, a grown ass adult, I figure she's
got it handled and I wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Go out searching for her.
Speaker 10 (22:57):
I think is right, just a quick messa to be
home at eight and you're not home by eight thirty,
that's whatever.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Yeah, but ten thirty, yeah, maybe they got rolled at
the basketball court.
Speaker 11 (23:07):
Woodie, I have been out with your wife before where
she was not answering her phone because we were out late.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
So you text me like, where's my wife? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Like taken?
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Now do I leave the house in my bathroobe and
go find her?
Speaker 5 (23:18):
Because we responded no, And usually I know she's out
with somebody I won't even bother. Yeah, you know, like
I'm trying to bother her. It's usually if I have
like a really pressing, important right now kind of question,
you know, someone's waiting on something, usually involving one of
the kids.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
I was like, no, I need to so what I'll do.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
Sometimes if she's I know, she's blown off my call
because she's probably telling some pointless story to a friend
at a lunch or something like that that has no
real importance other than she doesn't want to interrupt the conversation,
and I'll go, Nope, this is pressing. I'll go and
I'll do that whole thing where you're trying to find
your phone and it plays that obnoxious.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Because you can't mute that.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Oh right, So I'll go to find my find her
device and find and it it plays that alert signal
and it makes her look at her phone and see
that I'm calling, and she knows, bitch to pick up.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
That's fine. Do you know what I've done?
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Yea pause your dumb, pointless story.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Well, she's doing it on purpose, like, and she knows
that I'm not calling just for some What you're doing,
how is your lunch going.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
I'm not going to bother you on that.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
It's if I'm calling, clearly, just knowing me clearly, it's
because something is needed in that moment.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Otherwise I wouldn't bother you.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
You know what I've done at the house when the
phone's not being picked up. I turned the lights on
and off from my phone.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Like we have some cameras inside the house, and we
can do that till you do, like the intercom thing,
I'm calling, pick up the phone and I'll get this.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Sometimes I'm on the phone with my mom and like
and and what like.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
Again, if I'm calling you, it's important, you know, it's
because I need some thing right now. Something is important. Yeah, dude,
I'm on the follow with my mom. You're on your
phone with your mom almost every day for a couple
of weeks.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
In an hour from smart smart.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Lights are so cheap.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Oh yeah, you can run them.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Oh yeah, I think you can probably get it for
like twenty bucks.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
I can't run him from eight seven seven forty four?
What is Gina crazy or a good wife?
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Just crazy? You're a good wife. You could just text
your vote over she's asking. Yeah, she doesn't want to
put it out there. I'd I'm not airing her business.
It felt weird. She wanted to ask. It was worth asking.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
Yeah, eight seven seven forty four. What he texts your
vote on this over to two to nine eighty seven.
We'll be right back.
Speaker 11 (25:37):
He took a dollar of mayonnaise, slapped it down on
the leather couch and stuck his bare butt on it
and like wiggled it around, it around, We'll be right back.
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