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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The show, and we keep rolling another new hour of
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. On this Friday morning.
It's August first, five. Today is Hulk Hogan Day in Florida.
And the flags in Florida today, I'm not kidding, are
a half mass for Hulk Hogan. I he is Florida here. Yeah, essentially. Yeah,
(00:28):
they released the records, by the way, you know, the
official cause of death, which was a heart attack, but
they also said he had been diagnosed with leukemia. So yeah,
not too much information on that, but you know he
had a lot of stuff going on.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, things cause heart attacks, right, complications of surgery and well,
happy August first, Happy Hulk Hogan Day.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Into this new hour with my friends Greg Gory, we
got Menace, Sea Bass is here, We've got Sammy. All right,
so you phones are open, Morgan's taking your calls eight
seven seven forty four. Woodie, you could set us a
text over to two to nine eight seven d U
y Q coming up for yet later on the salary,
chance to win some stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
But we're gonna start here with your Friday fail story.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
All right, let's jumping, boys and girls. It's time for
your Friday Fail story. All these people thought they had
the perfect plan, the plan that can never go wrong.
But somewhere along the line it went from being a
great idea the one big steak is mega uber ultra Okay,
(02:26):
all right, bad? You know I thought I thought at
least it was smooth. Yeah that's good.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
There was a lot of tune up on that were good.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, it works. I thought I was terrible. Uh. First story,
the makers of the canned cocktail high Noon had a
high profile mix up on their hands, with some of
their vodka Seltzer's being accidentally mislabeled as Celsius Energy drinks.
They were shipped to several states across the country. The
(02:55):
FDA issued a recall, noticing that the cans uh you know,
the I'll seeus astro vibes sparkling blue raz addition, Jesus,
that sounds like a Starbucks.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
It does.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
The one that wandering That's why he's been so fun
you guys, Just so you know.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
No illness from the mistake have been reported, so just
good time. Yeah, just fun.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Now.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Part of me thought like, oh, this is totally marketing,
just to get the name out there. But I guess
it's not the it's like the Golden Sales will welcome
Golden to a kind of thing. Athletics broadcaster Chris Carey,
who is the grandson of Harry Carey, son of Skip Carry,
went on social media to apologize for what happened during
(03:38):
a game here recently. Here's a here's a clip of
what he won. Two high in the air, jeep to
right ball is foul? Oh god? Oh absolutely launched love dog,
posing him up at the dish. He knew it off
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the bat. It was just a matter of how far
and that's foul gone. Lawrence Butler hit a three run homer.
Chris says he's sorry, quote totally lost in the lights,
no excuses. This is completely and totally on me. I
wish I could have it back, but that's baseball. I
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apologize and will be better tomorrow. Not that big. It's
really funny, it's fine. It reminds me of you know,
the news anchor lady who said, oh he's what, he's gay,
he's blind blind he climbed Mount Everest, but blind blind? Whoops?
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Over in England, the cops they were looking for a
guy in the subway who had climbed onto the tracks.
The power to the tracks was turned off at the time,
so the cops could go look for him. They couldn't
find them. They looked everywhere, they couldn't find him, and
so the search ends. The power is restored, and guess what.
The dude was still on the tracks about a quarter
mile down from where the cops were. They just didn't
go far enough and when the when the power came
(05:06):
back on. It's like when the cat started chewing on
the string of the Griswold's Christmas lights in the Christmas Vacation.
Dude gets fried. So the cops he sent a train
down the tunnel to look, and they found him right
under the wheels of the train because they accidentally ran
him over with it. So crispy and shredded. It's like
English carnadis. Yeah, damn failed, Yeah sailed. There was only
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a way to avoid such things. You know, it's not possible.
Here's one from Florida. This forty two year old dude
was chilling in a parking lot when the cops spotted
him doing what looked like a drug deal. And when
the cop walked up to him, the guy hit the
gas on his super sweet Dodge Charger. Of course, and
then peeled out of the parking lot. The chase was
on only lasted a couple of blocks, though, before homeboy
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crashed into a tractor trailer. He tried to take off
on foot, but he checked his leg up pretty good
in the crash, so they didn't get very far. The
cop arrested him, and when they asked for his info,
he of course gave them a fake name and birthday
because at this point he had nothing left going for him.
Turns out our guy had eight outstanding warrants, was on probation,
had an open case for fleeing the cops before all
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this happened, and he and his busted foot are chilling
and healing up in the fail jail failed with a dummy.
This is my question.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
All the time he had eight warrants, were they so
busy that they just couldn't go get them? And they're
not sure where these guys? Yeah, get them.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I'll give you one more story and then we'll do
the d u i Q. This next one's from Ohio,
where this uber driver got arrested. One of his customers
had called nine to one One reported the driver was
bragging about having drugs stashed and a fake aerosol can
in the car. So the cops they tracked the uber down.
Sure enough there was a can with drugs in it.
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Meth actually also in the car some pills and meth pipe,
digital scale packaging, baggies, et cetera. You know, he's very
clearly dealing. The driver idea is Robert Rose. And as
you would see if you looked at his mugshot, he
was wearing a shirt that says retired drug dealer.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
But it's always advertising.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
This guy is like the Jay z or Brett Farb
of drug dealing, where retirement's just a phase, you know,
like just keep Michael Jordan's back. So he was charged
with things like drug trafficking, possession and now calls fail
jail his home and sled and those ladies and gentlemen
are your Friday Fail stories.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Did you have that one house in your neighborhood growing
up that the front yard was all just rocks and
gravel and there's a sign that says retired gardener. So
many of those houses they got dumb neighborhood, no like garden, gnomes, rocks,
anything that required no maintenance.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
There was a house like two cities over that was
famous where it was all rocks in the front, and
it looked like somebody was bare in the front, and
they say, like, legit, somebody was. There was a tombstone
and everything.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Rocks. But there was a There was a guy where
I lived in New Jersey, and he was part of
you know, they have those books Strange Pennsylvania, Strange New Jersey.
They have those books. There's all the odd Things Strange California.
So it's all the odd things that you'll find in
that particular state. Well, he made the odd New Jersey
book because his entire like lot and the driveway and
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the sidewalks were all lined with bowling balls. Oh yeah, yeah,
it's popular. Yeah, I kind of remember that being in
the news. It was about fifteen minutes from where I lived,
and so it was on my way to my grandma's house,
so id going over there, I always passed the bowling
ball house. And then also in the same neighborhood, the
same general area there there was another person who had
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like hundreds of hobby horses all over the yard along
the side of the house. I mean it was so
I mean, there was strange New Jersey. They stand the
weather or were they They were just out there all
the time. Bowling ball guy, I think sold the house
and so there's no longer bowling ball. This house no
longer is greg I think, I know.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
We're just rocking the bling balls with the bowling balls
in the pew Wee Herman documentary. Like his best friend.
He went over to her house and she had a
bunch of bowling balls, like planted in her yard too.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Why so weird? All right, we're gonna take a break
and then we'll come back. We'll play the duy q
if you want to play. You want to be the
contestant trying to win a prize. Phones are open. We
just cleared up the lines eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
we're gonna get somebody lined up sea bass talking to
a drunk. We asked them some questions. You just have
to guess if the drunk person will get the answer
right or not. And if you can do that two
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times out of three, you will be a winner of
a prize today from the Woody Show. This it's the
Woody Show. All right, it's a weird technic gold did
the that never happens? Yeah, it's weird hunted. Yeah, modern technology.
You know, guys, can't be met. Yeah, all right, so
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we got the phones open at eight seven seven forty
four Wooding, you can send us a text to over
to two two nine eight seven is time for today's
dumb ass contest. And today's dumbas contest is.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
The du.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah, you're right. Your chance to win a prize here
if you want to be our contest at eight seven
seven forty four Woodies that I'm gonna call while Sea
Bass explains the rules of the game to everybody.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
The game is I find a very inebriated person and
then ask them the simplest, just the gosh darn simplest
trivia questions in the world. So you play the game
not by yourself answering. You say, oh, is this person
so otherwise out of it that they can't answer correctly?
If you guess whether they answer correctly two times out
of three, you are the win. Nerve all right, and uh,
let's grab eight contests in here and say hi to Chase. Hey,
(10:54):
good morning, Chase. Chase is a chase their.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Whole on a whole hold on everybody.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Hold.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I told you technical difficulties. Let's try, uh try going
to the other thing here and Chase all right here
the chase. See figured everybody, you just had to go
to the other thing. Yeah, you know what I should
have done. I should have unplugged it. Wait thirty seconds
they plugged it back in chase. Happy Friday to you.
(11:24):
Thank you for listen. Will you show you have a
chance to win here playing the d u i Q. Now,
before we get to the questions that actually count toward
winning a prize, we're gonna get to know the drunk
person that sea bass talk to you here so you
can get a better idea. Just how with it or
not with it? They are? And who is this person's
sea bats?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
This is Miranda and Miranda. You know you can get
a dui from weed?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
You know that, guys? Yeah, and that's where she's been.
Don't ask anybody smokes weed, though they'll tell you they
drive better with it. Yeaeah.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I still haven't seen the test for that yet, but
I'm sure they. So Miranda has been doing a whole
lot of that, and she's gonna tell you all about it.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
All right, here's Miranda. Miranda. What have you had marijuana today?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (12:01):
I'm actually such a lot more wax than I have flower,
and I can't even really have my eyes open. I
think all of the everything, it's just relaxed.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
So, Miranda, what's the difference, like you said, between wax
and flowers? So flower is like normal weed is the concentrates.
Speaker 7 (12:26):
It's just the teage part of it. I mean it
has some other parts. But you've had twenty five dabs today?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Oh my god, dude, laugh is a monocal.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
A real good time? She sounds like hard time.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
I mean, you're on another planet with that kind of stuff.
You're taking a blowtorch pretty much like you're a crackhead.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
You're how many joints?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Is it dab worths?
Speaker 4 (12:53):
I've looked that up.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Will Chase. That is Miranda Mega baked super high. Keep
that in mind. We get into the questions here for
the d u i Q. Are you ready for question
number one? Let's do it all right, Here we go,
d u i Q. In defense of food? What is
a GM?
Speaker 7 (13:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
All right? In reference to food, what is the GMO?
Put me down for yes for Sammy?
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Okay, well, she's very nutritious minded.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I don't know. I will say yes for Sammy. No
for Miranda Menace. No, I'm going triple no, triple no.
Greg gory. I think Sammy, who eats like a bear
in the woods, would know this. I'm gonna say yes
(13:38):
to Sammy, and then no menace, no Miranda, All right,
Sammy and menace. Do you think that Miranda will get it?
Speaker 5 (13:44):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
No, no, chase, you're guessing on Miranda, yes or no?
Will she get it?
Speaker 7 (13:49):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
That's a heck no, heck no. Question Number one d
U I Q. In offense of food, what is a
g m oh menace?
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Would it be considered a preservative preservative?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
A pervative preservative?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I mean, okay, that's a very loose maybe related, but no,
it's not the answer, not what you're looking for.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
It's a very loose. Maybe it's very Sammy. Oh, I
thought we were saying GMO stood for Okay, I was, now,
I mean not that, not that I know stood for anything.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Yeah, I know it's still for something. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I mean I put gut metric optics.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I have no idea, no idea metric. If I give
you the first one, genetically oh modified, yeah, genetically modified
oreos menace like orgainings. That doesn't sound right.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Or origin maybe, yes, that's exactly right. That phrase fifteen.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
GM They don't GMO a lot?
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Yeah, yeah, you just hear that. You're like, okay, I'm
sure that's something.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
The three letters you heard all the time before GMO
really became a thing was M S G like j
M S G, which is not bad for you by
the way. Yeah, all right, Well question number one to
d y Q and Chase. Chase said that Miranda would
not get it. He said, heck no. As a matter
of fact, Question number one d y Q reference to food,
(15:27):
What is a g M oh?
Speaker 7 (15:31):
I watch what I eat girl?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
That is shocking.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Apparently DABS has opened up a brain chamber. Well yeah,
but just to be fair, it says what is a GMO?
Not what GMO stands for?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Was the question.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Well, that's why your answer was even weirder, because like,
I guess you could make a preserve out of like
a part of a plant maybe somehow. But if you said,
like you but if you said like corn, that doesn't
you know, is you know, pest resistant? Yeah, that would
be a type of gah.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
I mean this watermelon is a gm O, right, No,
I think that's just artificial selection because it was modified.
I thought it fell under the umbrella you have.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
To genetically modify. You have to go in and specifically
xcize or insert certain genes. Just breeding stuff like corn
which used to be just a grass. It is artificial selection,
which is similar to which GMO is a type of
artificial selection, but it's not necessarily the same thing.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Well, yeah, don't talk to me like I'm an idiot.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
I know that, like frankin food.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
All right, well, Chase, you didn't get a point in
that one. But the good news is used to have
two more opportunities to win this round of the d
U I Q alright. Question number two? What color is
typically associated with the emotion envy?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
All right, I'm gonna give him my hand ice bear sure?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I wait? Eight? Oh oh, your whole weird thing?
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Oh sorry, I know we were talking about that's periwinkle.
Damn it, I thought I don't know what we were talking.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Is there like an answer key somewhere like where I
can double check her answer because she can really just
throw it.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Unfortunately, we just gave away one of the nine exactly.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
There is no no no. Was about to guess what.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
I do.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yes, twelve white yellow. But then come on, wait, wait,
let me help you. I will give you the key.
I will write it out, and you could just keep no, no,
not write it out. I'm saying, like, can I double check?
You could tell me whatever you want. I like if
Greg Greg throwing number six, oh that's burnt orange.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Brown general wheel, Now she might have said the right
answer and all those answers exactly.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah, all right, So question number two, do you what
color is typically associated with the emotion envy? Let's go
around the room and guess, Gina, your.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Guests, I mean, obviously five.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
But I'm gonna say triple no again, triple no, Greg Gory,
I am after this Miranda thing. I'm going to go
triple yes. Are you insane? Isane? I think she got
lucky on that one because she is a healthy minded eater,
But then again, so is Sammy. And we got the
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answer we got. But I will say Miranda, no, man,
one of these two I've got to get it. But
I'll say Sammy again. I'll say Sammy, yes, menace maybe yes.
I'm trying to look at you and get a gut feeling.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
I'm with you, though, shocked at Samy got the last
one wrong.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yeah, So yes to Miranda or no to Miranda, Yes
to Sammy, no to menace, menace, and Sammy. Do you
think that Miranda gets it?
Speaker 7 (19:00):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Yes, you do? Interesting, all right, Chase, what do you
think a tough one? I think Miranda is an enigma.
But I think I'm gonna say no, no, all right.
Question number two d U i Q. What color is
typically associated with the emotion envy? Menace? Red? Red? Sammy?
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Green?
Speaker 7 (19:21):
Green?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Is the answer that we're looking You're green with envy.
You've heard that before? Yes? Is that ring the bell? Okay? Yeah, okay,
good right, moving on? All right, thank you. I didn't
write down, but I heard you, all right. Question number
two d U i Q. What color is typically associated
with the emotion envy?
Speaker 4 (19:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
Maybe red, but I would say from the orange.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Oh deep question.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
That's a deep question. Oh my god, is still alive?
All right, Chase, good news, you're on the board. You
got a point, my friend, it's good. It's good. Here
here's my color key, and you can tell me if
it's consistent.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
If it stays consistent, I'd.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Have to look it up. So she just made one
for you. There's nothing to look up.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
It's just in my brain.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
That's what it is.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
That's forty five. This is just in my head. So
you'll see if if I ever changed my answer or not?
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Right you quote disorder?
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Yeah, no, one, I see colors, this psychotic little five
with envy.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
You're like a superhero a. Question number three d.
Speaker 7 (20:38):
U i Q.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
What team's played in the most recent Super Bowl?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
All right?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
What team's played in the most recent Super Bowl? All right?
I had to think about it for a quick second.
All right, which teams played the most recent Super Bowl? Miranda? No, no, no,
triple no, triple No.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
I'm going to say yes to Sammy, no to everyone else.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
All right, Gregory said, Menace and Sammy, what do you think? No, No,
she won't get it. Chase, make or break buddy, uh
no in her wheelhouse? No, all right. Question number three d.
Speaker 7 (21:11):
U y Q.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
What team's played in the most recent Super Bowl? Sammy?
Eagles and Chiefs? Menace?
Speaker 4 (21:17):
I have the same these girls.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Okay, nice work ladies outside. All right, Yeah, I was.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
I was in Philly for the.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Well, yeah, who played Philly?
Speaker 4 (21:30):
That's a good question.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yes, we'll never know.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
It's impossible.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Question number three, do y Q. What team's played in
the most recent Super Bowl?
Speaker 7 (21:39):
Oh damn, wasn't it the Seahawks.
Speaker 6 (21:41):
Yes, okay, and.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I should know this.
Speaker 7 (21:46):
I live when they were playing.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Which is all that matters.
Speaker 7 (21:51):
Right.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Well, congratulations Chase, Chase, you pull out a win here
on the d U y Q. Yeah, I'll congratulations to you,
and thank you so much for listening to Wooded Show.
We appreciate that. Have yourself a great weekend. Okay, thank you, Woody,
fuck it, you suck it. We're gonna but John hold
get all your information on that du IQ and man,
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she really kind of threw everybody. I made everybody's second
guest after that first answer. Yeah, no, mind blown. What's
a GM? All Right, We're gonna take a break. More
Wooden Show coming up next. Hang on backing a bit
later on this afternoon. Men, it's gonna be out at
the Norms in West Covina. Yeah, that's gonna be from
four until seven pm doing a bunch of giveaways there.
(22:37):
First seventy five people at Norms in West Covina at
four o'clock. Tay, we'll get free food. Come eat and
have a chance to win breakfast for a year. Menace
will explain what you get there. Yeah, eight seven seven
forty four. Wooding set us a text over to two
to nine eight seven The Woody Show. So President Trump
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has signed in an executive order bringing the Presidential Fitness
Test back to gym classes in public schools. Do you
guys remember those? It was still a thing. It was
the worst week ever. I didn't know we went away,
it did? It went away. I made a note of
it here. It went away in twenty thirteen.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
I guess it's too shaming.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Well that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah, there's a good way to get rid of like
the standard is just to RaSE it. Yeah, right, people
are feeling right.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
It was discontinued in twenty thirteen so schools would focus
more on health over competition. Because if you remember, like,
it was the worst week of gym class all year,
because when you're normally playing dodgeball or whatever, you know,
like football and stuff like that, No, it's like, oh,
it's Presidential Fitness Week. And so now you're doing pull
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ups and shops and sit up to the shuttle, run
to sit and reach the rope. I hated the rope
climb all that crap. And then you were graded based
on stats you know that were you know, on your
age and gender and how you kind of and if
you if you scored in the top eighty fifth percentile
or above, you got a Presidential Fitness Award, which was
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one of these iron on patches. Do you remember that.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
I don't remember the patch. Maybe I never scored, I
never got close to or not.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
I was a physically fit kid, so I had a
couple of these.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Call that at all either And I was pretty good
at the tests. Remember that we're doing them now.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Yeah, right, the clamps, they would see how much fat
you have in the back of your arm.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Oh yeah, sure, yeah, yeah, they did.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
The shutter run. They would have like some of the
blackboard erasers, and they you know, you'd be in the gym.
You started like I don't know what they call what
they called the basketball, Like, you know, there's the basket
and then there's the out of bounds line. Yeah, yeah,
so whatever, the out of bounds line, and so they'd
have you start there and then you run out and
you have to pick up one of the erasers, bring
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it back, put it down on the line, go back
out even further to the next one down, pick that
one up and back dude. Sucked.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Sit ups, rope climb and yeah, you you sit in
that like boxing and see how far you can.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
I remember that let's go. Presidential fitness is back again.
The big board thing with the wooden pegs and you
have to like climb up in.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
With your Torton does on his Instagram.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah yeah, eight seven, seven forty four wooding text us
over to two two nine eight seven more next. Maybe
you show next
The show, and we keep rolling another new hour of
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. On this Friday morning.
It's August first, five. Today is Hulk Hogan Day in Florida.
And the flags in Florida today, I'm not kidding, are
a half mass for Hulk Hogan. I he is Florida here. Yeah, essentially. Yeah,
(00:28):
they released the records, by the way, you know, the
official cause of death, which was a heart attack, but
they also said he had been diagnosed with leukemia. So yeah,
not too much information on that, but you know he
had a lot of stuff going on.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, things cause heart attacks, right, complications of surgery and well,
happy August first, Happy Hulk Hogan Day.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Into this new hour with my friends Greg Gory, we
got Menace, Sea Bass is here, We've got Sammy. All right,
so you phones are open, Morgan's taking your calls eight
seven seven forty four. Woodie, you could set us a
text over to two to nine eight seven d U
y Q coming up for yet later on the salary,
chance to win some stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
But we're gonna start here with your Friday fail story.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
All right, let's jumping, boys and girls. It's time for
your Friday Fail story. All these people thought they had
the perfect plan, the plan that can never go wrong.
But somewhere along the line it went from being a
great idea the one big steak is mega uber ultra Okay,
(02:26):
all right, bad? You know I thought I thought at
least it was smooth. Yeah that's good.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
There was a lot of tune up on that were good.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, it works. I thought I was terrible. Uh. First story,
the makers of the canned cocktail high Noon had a
high profile mix up on their hands, with some of
their vodka Seltzer's being accidentally mislabeled as Celsius Energy drinks.
They were shipped to several states across the country. The
(02:55):
FDA issued a recall, noticing that the cans uh you know,
the I'll seeus astro vibes sparkling blue raz addition, Jesus,
that sounds like a Starbucks.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
It does.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
The one that wandering That's why he's been so fun
you guys, Just so you know.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
No illness from the mistake have been reported, so just
good time. Yeah, just fun.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Now.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Part of me thought like, oh, this is totally marketing,
just to get the name out there. But I guess
it's not the it's like the Golden Sales will welcome
Golden to a kind of thing. Athletics broadcaster Chris Carey,
who is the grandson of Harry Carey, son of Skip Carry,
went on social media to apologize for what happened during
(03:38):
a game here recently. Here's a here's a clip of
what he won. Two high in the air, jeep to
right ball is foul? Oh god? Oh absolutely launched love dog,
posing him up at the dish. He knew it off
(03:58):
the bat. It was just a matter of how far
and that's foul gone. Lawrence Butler hit a three run homer.
Chris says he's sorry, quote totally lost in the lights,
no excuses. This is completely and totally on me. I
wish I could have it back, but that's baseball. I
(04:20):
apologize and will be better tomorrow. Not that big. It's
really funny, it's fine. It reminds me of you know,
the news anchor lady who said, oh he's what, he's gay,
he's blind blind he climbed Mount Everest, but blind blind? Whoops?
(04:45):
Over in England, the cops they were looking for a
guy in the subway who had climbed onto the tracks.
The power to the tracks was turned off at the time,
so the cops could go look for him. They couldn't
find them. They looked everywhere, they couldn't find him, and
so the search ends. The power is restored, and guess what.
The dude was still on the tracks about a quarter
mile down from where the cops were. They just didn't
go far enough and when the when the power came
(05:06):
back on. It's like when the cat started chewing on
the string of the Griswold's Christmas lights in the Christmas Vacation.
Dude gets fried. So the cops he sent a train
down the tunnel to look, and they found him right
under the wheels of the train because they accidentally ran
him over with it. So crispy and shredded. It's like
English carnadis. Yeah, damn failed, Yeah sailed. There was only
(05:30):
a way to avoid such things. You know, it's not possible.
Here's one from Florida. This forty two year old dude
was chilling in a parking lot when the cops spotted
him doing what looked like a drug deal. And when
the cop walked up to him, the guy hit the
gas on his super sweet Dodge Charger. Of course, and
then peeled out of the parking lot. The chase was
on only lasted a couple of blocks, though, before homeboy
(05:52):
crashed into a tractor trailer. He tried to take off
on foot, but he checked his leg up pretty good
in the crash, so they didn't get very far. The
cop arrested him, and when they asked for his info,
he of course gave them a fake name and birthday
because at this point he had nothing left going for him.
Turns out our guy had eight outstanding warrants, was on probation,
had an open case for fleeing the cops before all
(06:15):
this happened, and he and his busted foot are chilling
and healing up in the fail jail failed with a dummy.
This is my question.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
All the time he had eight warrants, were they so
busy that they just couldn't go get them? And they're
not sure where these guys? Yeah, get them.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I'll give you one more story and then we'll do
the d u i Q. This next one's from Ohio,
where this uber driver got arrested. One of his customers
had called nine to one One reported the driver was
bragging about having drugs stashed and a fake aerosol can
in the car. So the cops they tracked the uber down.
Sure enough there was a can with drugs in it.
(06:56):
Meth actually also in the car some pills and meth pipe,
digital scale packaging, baggies, et cetera. You know, he's very
clearly dealing. The driver idea is Robert Rose. And as
you would see if you looked at his mugshot, he
was wearing a shirt that says retired drug dealer.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
But it's always advertising.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
This guy is like the Jay z or Brett Farb
of drug dealing, where retirement's just a phase, you know,
like just keep Michael Jordan's back. So he was charged
with things like drug trafficking, possession and now calls fail
jail his home and sled and those ladies and gentlemen
are your Friday Fail stories.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Did you have that one house in your neighborhood growing
up that the front yard was all just rocks and
gravel and there's a sign that says retired gardener. So
many of those houses they got dumb neighborhood, no like garden, gnomes, rocks,
anything that required no maintenance.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
There was a house like two cities over that was
famous where it was all rocks in the front, and
it looked like somebody was bare in the front, and
they say, like, legit, somebody was. There was a tombstone
and everything.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Rocks. But there was a There was a guy where
I lived in New Jersey, and he was part of
you know, they have those books Strange Pennsylvania, Strange New Jersey.
They have those books. There's all the odd Things Strange California.
So it's all the odd things that you'll find in
that particular state. Well, he made the odd New Jersey
book because his entire like lot and the driveway and
(08:30):
the sidewalks were all lined with bowling balls. Oh yeah, yeah,
it's popular. Yeah, I kind of remember that being in
the news. It was about fifteen minutes from where I lived,
and so it was on my way to my grandma's house,
so id going over there, I always passed the bowling
ball house. And then also in the same neighborhood, the
same general area there there was another person who had
(08:53):
like hundreds of hobby horses all over the yard along
the side of the house. I mean it was so
I mean, there was strange New Jersey. They stand the
weather or were they They were just out there all
the time. Bowling ball guy, I think sold the house
and so there's no longer bowling ball. This house no
longer is greg I think, I know.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
We're just rocking the bling balls with the bowling balls
in the pew Wee Herman documentary. Like his best friend.
He went over to her house and she had a
bunch of bowling balls, like planted in her yard too.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Why so weird? All right, we're gonna take a break
and then we'll come back. We'll play the duy q
if you want to play. You want to be the
contestant trying to win a prize. Phones are open. We
just cleared up the lines eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
we're gonna get somebody lined up sea bass talking to
a drunk. We asked them some questions. You just have
to guess if the drunk person will get the answer
right or not. And if you can do that two
(09:46):
times out of three, you will be a winner of
a prize today from the Woody Show. This it's the
Woody Show. All right, it's a weird technic gold did
the that never happens? Yeah, it's weird hunted. Yeah, modern technology.
You know, guys, can't be met. Yeah, all right, so
(10:09):
we got the phones open at eight seven seven forty
four Wooding, you can send us a text to over
to two two nine eight seven is time for today's
dumb ass contest. And today's dumbas contest is.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
The du.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah, you're right. Your chance to win a prize here
if you want to be our contest at eight seven
seven forty four Woodies that I'm gonna call while Sea
Bass explains the rules of the game to everybody.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
The game is I find a very inebriated person and
then ask them the simplest, just the gosh darn simplest
trivia questions in the world. So you play the game
not by yourself answering. You say, oh, is this person
so otherwise out of it that they can't answer correctly?
If you guess whether they answer correctly two times out
of three, you are the win. Nerve all right, and uh,
let's grab eight contests in here and say hi to Chase. Hey,
(10:54):
good morning, Chase. Chase is a chase their.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Whole on a whole hold on everybody.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Hold.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I told you technical difficulties. Let's try, uh try going
to the other thing here and Chase all right here
the chase. See figured everybody, you just had to go
to the other thing. Yeah, you know what I should
have done. I should have unplugged it. Wait thirty seconds
they plugged it back in chase. Happy Friday to you.
(11:24):
Thank you for listen. Will you show you have a
chance to win here playing the d u i Q. Now,
before we get to the questions that actually count toward
winning a prize, we're gonna get to know the drunk
person that sea bass talk to you here so you
can get a better idea. Just how with it or
not with it? They are? And who is this person's
sea bats?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
This is Miranda and Miranda. You know you can get
a dui from weed?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
You know that, guys? Yeah, and that's where she's been.
Don't ask anybody smokes weed, though they'll tell you they
drive better with it. Yeaeah.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I still haven't seen the test for that yet, but
I'm sure they. So Miranda has been doing a whole
lot of that, and she's gonna tell you all about it.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
All right, here's Miranda. Miranda. What have you had marijuana today?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (12:01):
I'm actually such a lot more wax than I have flower,
and I can't even really have my eyes open. I
think all of the everything, it's just relaxed.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
So, Miranda, what's the difference, like you said, between wax
and flowers? So flower is like normal weed is the concentrates.
Speaker 7 (12:26):
It's just the teage part of it. I mean it
has some other parts. But you've had twenty five dabs today?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Oh my god, dude, laugh is a monocal.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
A real good time? She sounds like hard time.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
I mean, you're on another planet with that kind of stuff.
You're taking a blowtorch pretty much like you're a crackhead.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
You're how many joints?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Is it dab worths?
Speaker 4 (12:53):
I've looked that up.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Will Chase. That is Miranda Mega baked super high. Keep
that in mind. We get into the questions here for
the d u i Q. Are you ready for question
number one? Let's do it all right, Here we go,
d u i Q. In defense of food? What is
a GM?
Speaker 7 (13:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
All right? In reference to food, what is the GMO?
Put me down for yes for Sammy?
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Okay, well, she's very nutritious minded.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I don't know. I will say yes for Sammy. No
for Miranda Menace. No, I'm going triple no, triple no.
Greg gory. I think Sammy, who eats like a bear
in the woods, would know this. I'm gonna say yes
(13:38):
to Sammy, and then no menace, no Miranda, All right,
Sammy and menace. Do you think that Miranda will get it?
Speaker 5 (13:44):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
No, no, chase, you're guessing on Miranda, yes or no?
Will she get it?
Speaker 7 (13:49):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
That's a heck no, heck no. Question Number one d
U I Q. In offense of food, what is a
g m oh menace?
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Would it be considered a preservative preservative?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
A pervative preservative?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I mean, okay, that's a very loose maybe related, but no,
it's not the answer, not what you're looking for.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
It's a very loose. Maybe it's very Sammy. Oh, I
thought we were saying GMO stood for Okay, I was, now,
I mean not that, not that I know stood for anything.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Yeah, I know it's still for something. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I mean I put gut metric optics.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I have no idea, no idea metric. If I give
you the first one, genetically oh modified, yeah, genetically modified
oreos menace like orgainings. That doesn't sound right.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Or origin maybe, yes, that's exactly right. That phrase fifteen.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
GM They don't GMO a lot?
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Yeah, yeah, you just hear that. You're like, okay, I'm
sure that's something.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
The three letters you heard all the time before GMO
really became a thing was M S G like j
M S G, which is not bad for you by
the way. Yeah, all right, Well question number one to
d y Q and Chase. Chase said that Miranda would
not get it. He said, heck no. As a matter
of fact, Question number one d y Q reference to food,
(15:27):
What is a g M oh?
Speaker 7 (15:31):
I watch what I eat girl?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
That is shocking.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Apparently DABS has opened up a brain chamber. Well yeah,
but just to be fair, it says what is a GMO?
Not what GMO stands for?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Was the question.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Well, that's why your answer was even weirder, because like,
I guess you could make a preserve out of like
a part of a plant maybe somehow. But if you said,
like you but if you said like corn, that doesn't
you know, is you know, pest resistant? Yeah, that would
be a type of gah.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
I mean this watermelon is a gm O, right, No,
I think that's just artificial selection because it was modified.
I thought it fell under the umbrella you have.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
To genetically modify. You have to go in and specifically
xcize or insert certain genes. Just breeding stuff like corn
which used to be just a grass. It is artificial selection,
which is similar to which GMO is a type of
artificial selection, but it's not necessarily the same thing.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Well, yeah, don't talk to me like I'm an idiot.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
I know that, like frankin food.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
All right, well, Chase, you didn't get a point in
that one. But the good news is used to have
two more opportunities to win this round of the d
U I Q alright. Question number two? What color is
typically associated with the emotion envy?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
All right, I'm gonna give him my hand ice bear sure?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I wait? Eight? Oh oh, your whole weird thing?
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Oh sorry, I know we were talking about that's periwinkle.
Damn it, I thought I don't know what we were talking.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Is there like an answer key somewhere like where I
can double check her answer because she can really just
throw it.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Unfortunately, we just gave away one of the nine exactly.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
There is no no no. Was about to guess what.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
I do.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yes, twelve white yellow. But then come on, wait, wait,
let me help you. I will give you the key.
I will write it out, and you could just keep no, no,
not write it out. I'm saying, like, can I double check?
You could tell me whatever you want. I like if
Greg Greg throwing number six, oh that's burnt orange.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Brown general wheel, Now she might have said the right
answer and all those answers exactly.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah, all right, So question number two, do you what
color is typically associated with the emotion envy? Let's go
around the room and guess, Gina, your.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Guests, I mean, obviously five.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
But I'm gonna say triple no again, triple no, Greg Gory,
I am after this Miranda thing. I'm going to go
triple yes. Are you insane? Isane? I think she got
lucky on that one because she is a healthy minded eater,
But then again, so is Sammy. And we got the
(18:31):
answer we got. But I will say Miranda, no, man,
one of these two I've got to get it. But
I'll say Sammy again. I'll say Sammy, yes, menace maybe yes.
I'm trying to look at you and get a gut feeling.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
I'm with you, though, shocked at Samy got the last
one wrong.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yeah, So yes to Miranda or no to Miranda, Yes
to Sammy, no to menace, menace, and Sammy. Do you
think that Miranda gets it?
Speaker 7 (19:00):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Yes, you do? Interesting, all right, Chase, what do you
think a tough one? I think Miranda is an enigma.
But I think I'm gonna say no, no, all right.
Question number two d U i Q. What color is
typically associated with the emotion envy? Menace? Red? Red? Sammy?
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Green?
Speaker 7 (19:21):
Green?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Is the answer that we're looking You're green with envy.
You've heard that before? Yes? Is that ring the bell? Okay? Yeah, okay,
good right, moving on? All right, thank you. I didn't
write down, but I heard you, all right. Question number
two d U i Q. What color is typically associated
with the emotion envy?
Speaker 4 (19:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
Maybe red, but I would say from the orange.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Oh deep question.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
That's a deep question. Oh my god, is still alive?
All right, Chase, good news, you're on the board. You
got a point, my friend, it's good. It's good. Here
here's my color key, and you can tell me if
it's consistent.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
If it stays consistent, I'd.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Have to look it up. So she just made one
for you. There's nothing to look up.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
It's just in my brain.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
That's what it is.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
That's forty five. This is just in my head. So
you'll see if if I ever changed my answer or not?
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Right you quote disorder?
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Yeah, no, one, I see colors, this psychotic little five
with envy.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
You're like a superhero a. Question number three d.
Speaker 7 (20:38):
U i Q.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
What team's played in the most recent Super Bowl?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
All right?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
What team's played in the most recent Super Bowl? All right?
I had to think about it for a quick second.
All right, which teams played the most recent Super Bowl? Miranda? No, no, no,
triple no, triple No.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
I'm going to say yes to Sammy, no to everyone else.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
All right, Gregory said, Menace and Sammy, what do you think? No, No,
she won't get it. Chase, make or break buddy, uh
no in her wheelhouse? No, all right. Question number three d.
Speaker 7 (21:11):
U y Q.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
What team's played in the most recent Super Bowl? Sammy?
Eagles and Chiefs? Menace?
Speaker 4 (21:17):
I have the same these girls.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Okay, nice work ladies outside. All right, Yeah, I was.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
I was in Philly for the.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Well, yeah, who played Philly?
Speaker 4 (21:30):
That's a good question.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yes, we'll never know.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
It's impossible.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Question number three, do y Q. What team's played in
the most recent Super Bowl?
Speaker 7 (21:39):
Oh damn, wasn't it the Seahawks.
Speaker 6 (21:41):
Yes, okay, and.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I should know this.
Speaker 7 (21:46):
I live when they were playing.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Which is all that matters.
Speaker 7 (21:51):
Right.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Well, congratulations Chase, Chase, you pull out a win here
on the d U y Q. Yeah, I'll congratulations to you,
and thank you so much for listening to Wooded Show.
We appreciate that. Have yourself a great weekend. Okay, thank you, Woody,
fuck it, you suck it. We're gonna but John hold
get all your information on that du IQ and man,
(22:17):
she really kind of threw everybody. I made everybody's second
guest after that first answer. Yeah, no, mind blown. What's
a GM? All Right, We're gonna take a break. More
Wooden Show coming up next. Hang on backing a bit
later on this afternoon. Men, it's gonna be out at
the Norms in West Covina. Yeah, that's gonna be from
four until seven pm doing a bunch of giveaways there.
(22:37):
First seventy five people at Norms in West Covina at
four o'clock. Tay, we'll get free food. Come eat and
have a chance to win breakfast for a year. Menace
will explain what you get there. Yeah, eight seven seven
forty four. Wooding set us a text over to two
to nine eight seven The Woody Show. So President Trump
(22:59):
has signed in an executive order bringing the Presidential Fitness
Test back to gym classes in public schools. Do you
guys remember those? It was still a thing. It was
the worst week ever. I didn't know we went away,
it did? It went away. I made a note of
it here. It went away in twenty thirteen.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
I guess it's too shaming.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Well that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah, there's a good way to get rid of like
the standard is just to RaSE it. Yeah, right, people
are feeling right.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
It was discontinued in twenty thirteen so schools would focus
more on health over competition. Because if you remember, like,
it was the worst week of gym class all year,
because when you're normally playing dodgeball or whatever, you know,
like football and stuff like that, No, it's like, oh,
it's Presidential Fitness Week. And so now you're doing pull
(23:48):
ups and shops and sit up to the shuttle, run
to sit and reach the rope. I hated the rope
climb all that crap. And then you were graded based
on stats you know that were you know, on your
age and gender and how you kind of and if
you if you scored in the top eighty fifth percentile
or above, you got a Presidential Fitness Award, which was
(24:12):
one of these iron on patches. Do you remember that.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
I don't remember the patch. Maybe I never scored, I
never got close to or not.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
I was a physically fit kid, so I had a
couple of these.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Call that at all either And I was pretty good
at the tests. Remember that we're doing them now.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Yeah, right, the clamps, they would see how much fat
you have in the back of your arm.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Oh yeah, sure, yeah, yeah, they did.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
The shutter run. They would have like some of the
blackboard erasers, and they you know, you'd be in the gym.
You started like I don't know what they call what
they called the basketball, Like, you know, there's the basket
and then there's the out of bounds line. Yeah, yeah,
so whatever, the out of bounds line, and so they'd
have you start there and then you run out and
you have to pick up one of the erasers, bring
(24:59):
it back, put it down on the line, go back
out even further to the next one down, pick that
one up and back dude. Sucked.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Sit ups, rope climb and yeah, you you sit in
that like boxing and see how far you can.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
I remember that let's go. Presidential fitness is back again.
The big board thing with the wooden pegs and you
have to like climb up in.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
With your Torton does on his Instagram.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah yeah, eight seven, seven forty four wooding text us
over to two two nine eight seven more next. Maybe
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