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Speaker 1 (00:01):
To the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
We're into another new hour, insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. It's Tuesday, It's August the fifth, twenty twenty five.
I'm buddy. That's Greg Goryo Menace is here.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Hi, what is it here?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Sea Bass is here. We've got Sammy Morgan is here,
and she's one of the stars of the hour. I
mean she's one of the stars anyway. She's taken your
calls for the moment at eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
and then she's going to join us because she went
to cat Con yes week and cat Con twenty twenty
five and did a round of Bush or Bear with
the with the cat ladies, So we'll get to play
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along with that good cat Con. Morgan's recap and Bush
or Bear coming up. Phones are open at eight seven
seven forty four, Woodie. You can send us a text
over to two to nine eight seven of which. Speaking
of which, oh, retard alert, retard alert from the two
O three, because we're talking about how you know medicin
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and I are out of town tomorrow Thursday, Friday. We're
going to this industry thing. It's a radio industry thing.
I go to it every year, different people from the
show Sammy went last year. Yeah, anyway, it's it's it's cool,
you know, and you know a lot of cool people
from all over the country that do what we do.
It's a it's a thing I look forward to every year. Yeah,
it's it's nice. It is some work. I mean, I'm
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doing a lot of like networking and meetings with people
that we deal with, and we're meeting with some of
our affiliate people, and so it's it's it's good. It's
a good time this person. So what do your menage
get to go on vacation while the rest of the
crew gets to wake up early and do the show.
See if you can follow it? Okay, why dude, just
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do the best of there's great stuff that we've forgotten about.
I didn't see a poll for the listeners. I will
probably tune out Wednesday through Friday. And when what it
gets the I told you so from management, he'll just
blame the crew because it's never his fault. First of all,
if I'm not here, how could it be my phone?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Right?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
That's number one. Number two. We asked the listeners what
you guys would prefer. Overwhelmingly the vote was and there's
no reason why able professionals if they wanted to take
vacation time. That was the thing that was really the
rub is that because I'm out for a few days
doesn't mean that everybody else should be forced to use
their earned vacation time, right. That didn't That doesn't I'm saying,
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but you know that doesn't seem fair. Agreed, Like if
you know, Greg takes a couple of days, but the
rest of us are forced to use our vacation days,
like that would be that would be ridiculous. Yeah, So
if they wanted to, they could, but they don't want to,
And so the management was wanting us to run like
best of stuff. Thinking that and I've heard this, the
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line used before this dog doesn't walk itself. I've heard that,
and I think it's dumb. Everybody's able professionals.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
And the listeners overwhelmingly voted this is not a woody.
I told you so. This is not a even if
I get it, I told you so. It's not my fault.
I wasn't here. Yeah, I wasn't here.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
But just think of it.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
While we're here working and slaving and toiling away, you
two will be cheersing each other in a lazy river
holding hands with pina coladas.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Oh, yes, on a vacation. That's right. I forgot We're
going to a tropical location.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Yeah, whola the answers everything.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, I might trying to pretend it won't be fun.
It's always a good time and seeing people and that
we only get to see once a year. Yeah, and
everything else.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
As you do.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
You're gone to let together.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah. But for everybody else he was part of it,
and who did get their votes over because we did
tell you how to vote and let your opinion be known.
Make sure that Tomorrow, Thursday, and Friday you're tuning in
for at least fifteen minutes. That's we're asking every person
tune in at least once for the next three days
for fifteen minutes, like one good fifteen minute chunk on
those three days, because it will cut down on another
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meaning that we'll have to have, and it will also
cut down on because medicine I won't be here the
amount of time that the muckety muck program directors and
programming people will be in here chewing Greg and Gina
and Sammy's ear off about you know, nitpicking different things.
Let's do that please. Yeah, so that's going on there.
If you've got something you want to send us, you
(04:14):
can text us over to nine eight seven. Morgan's gonna
join us next. She'll tell us all about her time
at cat Con okay, and then we'll all get to
play a round of Morgan's Bush or Bear talking to
the cat ladies and trying to guess if it's bush
or bear. Love it dumb, nice show, and as advertised,
(04:39):
as promised, as promoted. We had Morgan head out to
cat Con, the kiddie convention, and she came back bearing gifts.
You did a round of Bush or Bear. It's a gift.
We love this game. It's a fun game.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I mean, there were a lot of things I could
have bought to bring back to y'all, but I just
assume you don't want them.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I saw a couple. I saw a couple of posts
that you had on your Instagram story from when you
were at cat Cotton. I saw a couple of celebrity cats.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Yeah, I did, just by accident.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Everyone around me was freaking out and I'm like, who's that,
and like that's sponge Cake.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I'm like, who's.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Fun sponge Cake?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
The spongekit yeah, the sponge Cake.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
A little Scottish fold. I think little gray guy.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I guess.
Speaker 8 (05:22):
I saw a listener tag you in a photo and
it looked like you were dressed like a reporter.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Oh thanks very nice, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Well I put on my official you know, iHeart things,
so you did. I'm a little more approachable.
Speaker 9 (05:35):
We could mock sponge Cake, but he or whatever it
is has one hundred one point five yeah, one point
five million followers.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
So is that like the new Rugby Cat?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, I guess, but there was a lot of them there,
Like they're celebrities, full of.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Famous, famous cats, and.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
You know they make lots of money too.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
It's just, of course, bess, uh, let me ask you
as a professional in the going out to these things
and talking to people. Yeah, obviously, you know, not that
they're going to be in the most flattering light. Although
this is different because it's bush or bear. But like
when you go to like a comic con to ask like,
you know, how much you pay for that nerd crap er?
You know, Like what we did the other day with
what do you want to be when you grow up?
(06:14):
Is that smart to have? Like in her case, you
wore like a like official gear. Yeah, absolutely, to stand out.
You want them to think that you're very serious and
before you under your credibility by them about their cubicare okay?
All right? Yeah, So Morgan went to cat Con and
then we're talking to some of the cat ladies there,
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asking them some questions, and then before she gets to
the answer to that final question, we get to guess
are they bush or bear? Now, for the purpose of
the game, bush means any kind of pubic hair at
Allwise there's either a bush there or it's bear. Just
hardwood floors now on cat Con, So what are people
(06:55):
doing there? They're just kind of is it just like
a bunch of I'm assuming vendors. Yeah, it's different things.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Convention center full with tons of boosts.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
The handles, like speakers and stuff like talking about cat stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, like every hour or something everybody, you know, And
there were a lot of people sitting down and this
guy was talking about I wasn't paying attention, but yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
There's different.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Well I don't care what the guy's talking about on stage,
you know, but they switched out every hour and they
have guys present things.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
But Cat's doing tricks. What was was there? Like a
cat's circus or something that you went to see that
was that was christ what was her name? That was
a different thing. That's the acro cats.
Speaker 9 (07:33):
Amazing the lady that trails in a bus with like
six right cats and stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Are you talking hundreds of people or thousands?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Probably hundreds hundreds, Yeah, and it's just way bigger. It's
a two day thing, so it spread off. Get your passes.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
But it was a tenth year anniversary. I think I
mentioned that there was a lot of a lot of
new stuff. They were like doing fortune telling for your cats.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Please.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I had like a little coffee station and it's a
big thing. Now you get like what a cappuccino and
they do some kind of arts cat design and they
would be like, let me draw your cat on this coffee,
like you know, it's breaking out.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
And didn't they bring their cats? No, you were not
allowed to bring your cat. And this cat's only.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
And I saw the last post that she made was
a picture of her dog, which goes I just got
home and I've never been more happy to have a dog.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I mean, and I like cats, but man, that was
a lot kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Right, what's the ratio of men to women give or take.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Oh, that's tough.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
There's quite a bit of men. You'd be surprised, I'd say,
straight dude.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah, new question.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
The ratio of straight men to gay men.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Oh, they seemed pretty straight. A lot of guys with girls.
I'd say probably seventy percent women.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I did see this couple and the girl had a
shirt that said I Love my hot autistic boyfriend, and
he had a shirt that said I love my hot
autistic girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
It's a Morgan at cat Con talking to some of
the cat ladies, asking them some questions again, and the
last ques ession is are you bush or bear? We
have to try to guess which is which? And who
is the first person here?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Let's get to know Emily. She was there matching with
her sister in a cute little office. Oh okay, what's
your name?
Speaker 10 (09:10):
Emily?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Is this your first cat Con?
Speaker 4 (09:13):
No, it's our eighth or ninth cat con?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Okay, And I see your outfit, so describe it for
people on the radio. You have like a gold skirt,
and then you have a lot of cats on your shirt.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Are these all your cats?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
So it's me and my sister's cats combine. I think
we have like nine cats, and then in the back
it's all of our cats that have passed away, so
it's in memory of them.
Speaker 10 (09:33):
So it's about like fifteen twenty cats.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
What do you do for a living?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I'm in education.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
What's an absolute deal breaker for you in a relationship?
Speaker 10 (09:42):
Oh, that they're cheap.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
If a guy is super cheap, it's gonna be an
instant No, instantly, no question.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
And do you know that from the first date or
when do you know that?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
I know that as soon as they ask me if
I could go AA with them.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Are you on dating apps and stuff?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I am?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
I was on Hinge and then I got banned because
someone I ghosted someone and then they reported me. I
think most men are like not great, so they'll do
whatever to get you banned because they're jealous or they
have like a huge ego that women can't feed.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Okay, one last question for you. Are you Bush or
Bear Bush? Bush?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
She's pretty wholesome, mega bush vib This is mega hairy
armpit vibes. Oh yeah, just by.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
Her voice and the way she talks to me is
Bush also like.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
That kind of like she's got that like angry. She's
not a fun person. She's got that angry lesbian vibe
going on. So like anything anything that she thinks that
like men would want or find interesting, She's like the
opposite of the hold on. That's the vibe I'm getting.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
I asked this one question, sure, was she attractive or not?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Act?
Speaker 9 (10:52):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
She was?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Okay, then she's I would says, I would say.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
She's an aider above and because.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
I was going to say, she doesn't like it cheap guy.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
So she likes these like.
Speaker 6 (11:02):
Sort of traditional roles, which makes you think that she'd
be real cleaned up down there, so I will stay
there too.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Are also it's swaying me. I'm sticking with my my
first instinct, which is Bush.
Speaker 9 (11:13):
I'm also going Bush because when she said I'm in education,
meaning I am an administrator, which I really have to
see a photo.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I don't know. If I don't. If Morgan, what did
you find a unicorn? Did you get a unicorn at
the cat convention?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I think you would think she saw seas, honestly.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Figure it out.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I'll never know.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
No, all right, let's find out. Emily Bush or Bear?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Are you Bush or Bear? Oh my god, I'm there?
Thank you always? Yeah, it's nice, it is.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
Nice very it's nice, trust me.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Yeah all right, yeah, I'm the only bear girl there,
so game over.
Speaker 10 (11:52):
Fun.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
The only hair is from the cat that's on the
couch and on all pieces.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Of clothing, from all eighteen of their cats.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
If she had that attitude and she as a hog
or you know, yeah, all right, tubstairs, you can send
men your email at Menace. What uh busher bear from
cat con. Who's the next person?
Speaker 10 (12:14):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
This next girl is Nola, like New Orleans Nola.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Okay, Nola?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
What's your name?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Nola?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
So I was walking behind you, was creeping on you.
You have a cat purse, and then I thought it
was a labooboo.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
But it's not.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
What is it?
Speaker 10 (12:26):
A baby Mollie but like a cat version of the
baby Molly?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
So what's baby Mollie? It's like if I'm.
Speaker 10 (12:32):
PopMart too, So it's like that, you know, it's just
like little key chains, but it's just like a little baby,
a cute little girl, like.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
The newest trend.
Speaker 10 (12:40):
It should be because it's so cute, Like it's so cute.
I love this one has a little cat too, So
I was like had to bring to the cat corn, Like,
so what do you do for a living. I'm a student,
so I just graduated with my bachelor's degree. So now
I'm going to like my master's program.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
And what's your dream job.
Speaker 10 (12:56):
I want to be in pr for like entertainment industry
really just like either music or like movies, like celebrities,
stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
She's your favorite celebrity. I like Petro Pascal. Do you
have any cats?
Speaker 10 (13:07):
I have two cuts. Yeah, I love them. They're my children.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
What's your biggest quork?
Speaker 10 (13:12):
My cat obsession. I'm gonna say I live in my
cat obsession because at the end of the day, she
my cat. She's first, got her first, She's the first
ever for everybody until I have a human child, the
cat is first.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Do you believe in aliens?
Speaker 10 (13:25):
I believe in extraterrestrials for sure. Like there's no way
we're the only ones that can't be it, Like there's
galaxies upon galaxies upon galaxies, like we cannot be the
only ones out there.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Do you think they're here right now?
Speaker 4 (13:38):
I hope.
Speaker 10 (13:39):
I'm waiting for the invasion honestly, because we need to
turn it around. I'm out.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
I'm out.
Speaker 10 (13:44):
The cat and gum my family can come, my friends
can come. Anybody who wants to join.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
We're out. Okay, one last question for you down below.
Are you Bush or Bear?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Man? I went, I went back and forth as that
clip played like three different times.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
These baby mollies are like little babies, but like they
put them in outfits.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Yeah they're doll.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Yeah, okay, a QP doll. I started with Bear, then
I went to Bush, and then I went back to
Bear before now I'm kind of teetering back to Bush.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
N PR.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I thought Bush right, exactly, exactly right. She's so like, yes, young,
I'm going Bear. I think did she say NPR or
bear a PR PR? PR? Okay, NPR, I'm like Bush all.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Day too young for NPR.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
I heard the same thing, Greg.
Speaker 9 (14:29):
And by the way, just pro tip, if you want
to work in PR, you don't need a masters, you
don't need a bachelor degree.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Just show up. It's not a skill position.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
If you want to waste money, you can.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I'm sure, yeah, you know what do you think? What
are your thoughts?
Speaker 5 (14:41):
I am also going Bear again. I'm going Bear.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Bear breaks his bear very childlike yis I'm saying bear
bear the bear, see, I don't know. Once again, go
for it. I'm teetering on bush. But I'm gonna go
bear my gut led me astres on that last one.
I think I'm gonna go bush sea bass.
Speaker 9 (15:03):
Yeah, I'm Bear because of her youth and because she
wants she wants something public facing as a job.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
You know. So that's that's the reason you got to
be presentable all the time. Yeah, yeah, all right, find
out Nola busher.
Speaker 10 (15:16):
Bear busher bear gross deer the bush. It's deer the
bush like it's like summer of the bush. You're the
bush like bush in a bikini. I'm all for it.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Really, you would go to a pool and have your
bush spoken on your bikinis?
Speaker 10 (15:28):
Yes, very much. Yes, I'm more like kind of anti razor,
like anti like cream, anti, like any irritate or whatever
I have to put on just to get rid of
something that's natural.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
No, look, okay, So maybe so maybe that's what I
was picking up on, you know, like maybe I don't
know how the spiritual world works and like how those
things in the universe speak to people. Like so she
did have interaction with that person, just got that got
my waves crossed. I thought the first girl was.
Speaker 7 (16:00):
Going to be that chick, right, you profile correctly just
the rock.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 8 (16:07):
This girl right here, her first part of the interviews,
she didn't mentioned anything like organic or like natural.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
So yeah, that was totally giving one Chicks Bush, one
Chicks bear. At cat Con where Morgan was talking to
these different girls asking these different questions, and the last
one being are you bush or bear? And we have
we have one more? And who is this?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
This is a Kanna and she was there with a
famous cats what's her name?
Speaker 3 (16:32):
My name is Akana.
Speaker 10 (16:33):
Second cat Con, but my first as a plus one
for the amazing cat Curtis.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
And so it's a famous cat. Huh.
Speaker 10 (16:41):
Yes, No, it's the one ear.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
So he has only one ear. The other one is toughed.
It's kind of a big deal around here. So what
do you do for a living. I'm a content creator,
So I do you too full time? Okay? Is it
all cat content? I actually don't do cat content. I
do chaotic sketch comedy.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Okay, explain that for people that aren't sure what that is.
So I do parodies of just day to day life.
But like I did like Squid Games the musical parody recently,
and then at the end of every video, I just explode.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Wait, that's a that's a full time job, dude.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
I looked her up. She's actually hilarious. Really, he're at
is a k A n A. She's got like two
million followers on TikTok really and oh my god, the
work she puts into those little skit things whatever you
call them.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Well, I would if you have that many followers, you
probably have somebody who can do all the work. Maybe,
but it's how that works usually if you get that
big yeah, yeah, assistance.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
She's like the actor and everything, and that's great.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yeah, somebody like somebody came and told me like, oh,
this is one to do for a living. I like,
are you sure?
Speaker 6 (17:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:40):
And literally at the end explodes Like I.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Thought it was okay.
Speaker 9 (17:44):
It's a lot of theater centric, like you said, like
she said, the musical stuff, and there's a big audience
for that, you know, especially amongst young girls.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, and cats. Don't it goes together?
Speaker 10 (17:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (17:54):
But it doesn't look lazy like a content reader, like
she's just sitting around like, hey guys, she looks like
she's put some effort in.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Oh for sure. So I do parodies of just day
to day life.
Speaker 10 (18:04):
But like I did, like Squid Games the musical parody recently,
and then at the end of every video, I just
explode And that's.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
What I did for a living.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Now explode as and how like literally yeah, just like
self destruct.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
What's the best advice you've ever been given?
Speaker 10 (18:18):
That nothing matters and therefore life can be a lot
easier when you start to realize that it's about having fun.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
What's the weirdest thing that's happened to you on a date?
Speaker 10 (18:26):
Ooh, I'm pretty sure I wanted a date with someone who.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Was a psychopath at one point? Was his name Sebastian?
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Right?
Speaker 10 (18:34):
I can don't want to say, just in case he's
a serial killer.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
What were the signs I noticed? He would lie about everything?
And this is only only ever went on one date
with him.
Speaker 10 (18:44):
But we bonded over our sobriety together and I showed
up and he was non stop drinking and smoking the
whole time, and yeah, he just gave me a really creepy,
weird vibe. And after that that's when I was like,
I should probably stop.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
And then one last question, are you down below? Are
you bush or bear?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Sorry about the bush or bears about your dating question?
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Back to the serious topic.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Interesting. This is another tough one.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
And okay, you guys are looking her up. What would
you write her? She she's very I say she's an
eight or above.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Okay, there, Morgan, you don't know what eight means?
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Oh my god, you guys.
Speaker 9 (19:20):
You she's pretty and she's uh, what's what's the what
a K A N A she is? Yeah, she's got,
like I said, over a million followers on yeah A
K A n A.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
So she's got seven hundred and ninety thousand followers on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Yeah, she's not an eight, she's a seven. He has
one point nine million on YouTube subscribers on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Right, so I mean she's doing all right for herself
in her demo. But yeah, she's uh like part Asian,
right am I looking the same chick?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Yes, oh no, that's that's not her. No, no, it's.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
Like a pink hair Yekuh.
Speaker 9 (19:57):
See what you gotta think about with with distributions, when
would say eight and above, that's that's what they think
of the bell curve. When you get to that, the
not the last and the second to last standard deviation,
that's a small small percentage.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Well, so what is she then, number?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
I mean, she's low sevens, high sixes. She seems nice
for women.
Speaker 9 (20:18):
She's just a little you know, a kind of official, yes,
a kinda underscore I hate to agree with.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Really, she was pretty.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
I'm not saying that.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
But you can't just throw around eight and above and
not know what it means. Okay, guys, calm down, everybody, especially.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
When you're doing this that like that, like whatever this
is the rainbows, like this is, like this one sea bass,
like anyone anyone like this. You can't say like eight
and above immediately disqualified.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Fine, she has good features, not ugly at all. Right
above eight and above is like the top five percent
of hot people. But how about the vagina?
Speaker 10 (20:58):
Though?
Speaker 3 (20:58):
What do you guys?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Okay, I was gonna say, I was gonna say again
I was. I was gonna say I was leaning more
bear on this one, but now after seeing the picture bush.
Speaker 9 (21:06):
Really yeah, I think because of she does keep herself
together because she does a lot of video stuff. Uh,
the sobriety things of curveball though why, I don't know why,
because when you're when.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
You're doing stuff, you're having a lot of sex too, right, Yeah,
I think drunk stuff.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
She's super type A and I think you know, because
she's doing all these big things and high production value.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
And she's you know, probably all in on her so
bri makeup all in.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Yeah, so she's definitely Bear.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
It takes time getting ready, That's why I think I
think it plays that way. Yes, fun out uh Kana
Bush or Bear?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Are you Bush or Bear? I have laser hair remobile everywhere,
even your arm piss, even my Oh that was the best,
even my arm.
Speaker 10 (21:57):
I've actually started doing my legs when I was four
team because it was recommended to me my democatologists because
I have eggs in them really bad.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
So Bear for life, Bear for life? Wow?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Ok, not my best friend of Buscher Bear at all
is appointed in my performance one out of three.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
And I found the two Bear women at Cat.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Buscher Bear Cat counted. Thank you Morgan, nice work.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Thanks y'all.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Quick break more. What show is next?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Hang on
Speaker 10 (22:28):
Show next
To the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
We're into another new hour, insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. It's Tuesday, It's August the fifth, twenty twenty five.
I'm buddy. That's Greg Goryo Menace is here.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Hi, what is it here?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Sea Bass is here. We've got Sammy Morgan is here,
and she's one of the stars of the hour. I
mean she's one of the stars anyway. She's taken your
calls for the moment at eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
and then she's going to join us because she went
to cat Con yes week and cat Con twenty twenty
five and did a round of Bush or Bear with
the with the cat ladies, So we'll get to play
(00:40):
along with that good cat Con. Morgan's recap and Bush
or Bear coming up. Phones are open at eight seven
seven forty four, Woodie. You can send us a text
over to two to nine eight seven of which. Speaking
of which, oh, retard alert, retard alert from the two
O three, because we're talking about how you know medicin
(01:00):
and I are out of town tomorrow Thursday, Friday. We're
going to this industry thing. It's a radio industry thing.
I go to it every year, different people from the
show Sammy went last year. Yeah, anyway, it's it's it's cool,
you know, and you know a lot of cool people
from all over the country that do what we do.
It's a it's a thing I look forward to every year. Yeah,
it's it's nice. It is some work. I mean, I'm
(01:23):
doing a lot of like networking and meetings with people
that we deal with, and we're meeting with some of
our affiliate people, and so it's it's it's good. It's
a good time this person. So what do your menage
get to go on vacation while the rest of the
crew gets to wake up early and do the show.
See if you can follow it? Okay, why dude, just
(01:45):
do the best of there's great stuff that we've forgotten about.
I didn't see a poll for the listeners. I will
probably tune out Wednesday through Friday. And when what it
gets the I told you so from management, he'll just
blame the crew because it's never his fault. First of all,
if I'm not here, how could it be my phone?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Right?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
That's number one. Number two. We asked the listeners what
you guys would prefer. Overwhelmingly the vote was and there's
no reason why able professionals if they wanted to take
vacation time. That was the thing that was really the
rub is that because I'm out for a few days
doesn't mean that everybody else should be forced to use
their earned vacation time, right. That didn't That doesn't I'm saying,
(02:26):
but you know that doesn't seem fair. Agreed, Like if
you know, Greg takes a couple of days, but the
rest of us are forced to use our vacation days,
like that would be that would be ridiculous. Yeah, So
if they wanted to, they could, but they don't want to,
And so the management was wanting us to run like
best of stuff. Thinking that and I've heard this, the
(02:46):
line used before this dog doesn't walk itself. I've heard that,
and I think it's dumb. Everybody's able professionals.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
And the listeners overwhelmingly voted this is not a woody.
I told you so. This is not a even if
I get it, I told you so. It's not my fault.
I wasn't here. Yeah, I wasn't here.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
But just think of it.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
While we're here working and slaving and toiling away, you
two will be cheersing each other in a lazy river
holding hands with pina coladas.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Oh, yes, on a vacation. That's right. I forgot We're
going to a tropical location.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Yeah, whola the answers everything.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, I might trying to pretend it won't be fun.
It's always a good time and seeing people and that
we only get to see once a year. Yeah, and
everything else.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
As you do.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
You're gone to let together.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah. But for everybody else he was part of it,
and who did get their votes over because we did
tell you how to vote and let your opinion be known.
Make sure that Tomorrow, Thursday, and Friday you're tuning in
for at least fifteen minutes. That's we're asking every person
tune in at least once for the next three days
for fifteen minutes, like one good fifteen minute chunk on
those three days, because it will cut down on another
(03:54):
meaning that we'll have to have, and it will also
cut down on because medicine I won't be here the
amount of time that the muckety muck program directors and
programming people will be in here chewing Greg and Gina
and Sammy's ear off about you know, nitpicking different things.
Let's do that please. Yeah, so that's going on there.
If you've got something you want to send us, you
(04:14):
can text us over to nine eight seven. Morgan's gonna
join us next. She'll tell us all about her time
at cat Con okay, and then we'll all get to
play a round of Morgan's Bush or Bear talking to
the cat ladies and trying to guess if it's bush
or bear. Love it dumb, nice show, and as advertised,
(04:39):
as promised, as promoted. We had Morgan head out to
cat Con, the kiddie convention, and she came back bearing gifts.
You did a round of Bush or Bear. It's a gift.
We love this game. It's a fun game.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I mean, there were a lot of things I could
have bought to bring back to y'all, but I just
assume you don't want them.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I saw a couple. I saw a couple of posts
that you had on your Instagram story from when you
were at cat Cotton. I saw a couple of celebrity cats.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Yeah, I did, just by accident.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Everyone around me was freaking out and I'm like, who's that,
and like that's sponge Cake.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I'm like, who's.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Fun sponge Cake?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
The spongekit yeah, the sponge Cake.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
A little Scottish fold. I think little gray guy.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I guess.
Speaker 8 (05:22):
I saw a listener tag you in a photo and
it looked like you were dressed like a reporter.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Oh thanks very nice, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Well I put on my official you know, iHeart things,
so you did. I'm a little more approachable.
Speaker 9 (05:35):
We could mock sponge Cake, but he or whatever it
is has one hundred one point five yeah, one point
five million followers.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
So is that like the new Rugby Cat?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, I guess, but there was a lot of them there,
Like they're celebrities, full of.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Famous, famous cats, and.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
You know they make lots of money too.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
It's just, of course, bess, uh, let me ask you
as a professional in the going out to these things
and talking to people. Yeah, obviously, you know, not that
they're going to be in the most flattering light. Although
this is different because it's bush or bear. But like
when you go to like a comic con to ask like,
you know, how much you pay for that nerd crap er?
You know, Like what we did the other day with
what do you want to be when you grow up?
(06:14):
Is that smart to have? Like in her case, you
wore like a like official gear. Yeah, absolutely, to stand out.
You want them to think that you're very serious and
before you under your credibility by them about their cubicare okay?
All right? Yeah, So Morgan went to cat Con and
then we're talking to some of the cat ladies there,
(06:34):
asking them some questions, and then before she gets to
the answer to that final question, we get to guess
are they bush or bear? Now, for the purpose of
the game, bush means any kind of pubic hair at
Allwise there's either a bush there or it's bear. Just
hardwood floors now on cat Con, So what are people
(06:55):
doing there? They're just kind of is it just like
a bunch of I'm assuming vendors. Yeah, it's different things.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Convention center full with tons of boosts.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
The handles, like speakers and stuff like talking about cat stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, like every hour or something everybody, you know, And
there were a lot of people sitting down and this
guy was talking about I wasn't paying attention, but yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
There's different.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Well I don't care what the guy's talking about on stage,
you know, but they switched out every hour and they
have guys present things.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
But Cat's doing tricks. What was was there? Like a
cat's circus or something that you went to see that
was that was christ what was her name? That was
a different thing. That's the acro cats.
Speaker 9 (07:33):
Amazing the lady that trails in a bus with like
six right cats and stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Are you talking hundreds of people or thousands?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Probably hundreds hundreds, Yeah, and it's just way bigger. It's
a two day thing, so it spread off. Get your passes.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
But it was a tenth year anniversary. I think I
mentioned that there was a lot of a lot of
new stuff. They were like doing fortune telling for your cats.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Please.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I had like a little coffee station and it's a
big thing. Now you get like what a cappuccino and
they do some kind of arts cat design and they
would be like, let me draw your cat on this coffee,
like you know, it's breaking out.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
And didn't they bring their cats? No, you were not
allowed to bring your cat. And this cat's only.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
And I saw the last post that she made was
a picture of her dog, which goes I just got
home and I've never been more happy to have a dog.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I mean, and I like cats, but man, that was
a lot kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Right, what's the ratio of men to women give or take.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Oh, that's tough.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
There's quite a bit of men. You'd be surprised, I'd say,
straight dude.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah, new question.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
The ratio of straight men to gay men.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Oh, they seemed pretty straight. A lot of guys with girls.
I'd say probably seventy percent women.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I did see this couple and the girl had a
shirt that said I Love my hot autistic boyfriend, and
he had a shirt that said I love my hot
autistic girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
It's a Morgan at cat Con talking to some of
the cat ladies, asking them some questions again, and the
last ques ession is are you bush or bear? We
have to try to guess which is which? And who
is the first person here?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Let's get to know Emily. She was there matching with
her sister in a cute little office. Oh okay, what's
your name?
Speaker 10 (09:10):
Emily?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Is this your first cat Con?
Speaker 4 (09:13):
No, it's our eighth or ninth cat con?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Okay, And I see your outfit, so describe it for
people on the radio. You have like a gold skirt,
and then you have a lot of cats on your shirt.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Are these all your cats?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
So it's me and my sister's cats combine. I think
we have like nine cats, and then in the back
it's all of our cats that have passed away, so
it's in memory of them.
Speaker 10 (09:33):
So it's about like fifteen twenty cats.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
What do you do for a living?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I'm in education.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
What's an absolute deal breaker for you in a relationship?
Speaker 10 (09:42):
Oh, that they're cheap.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
If a guy is super cheap, it's gonna be an
instant No, instantly, no question.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
And do you know that from the first date or
when do you know that?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
I know that as soon as they ask me if
I could go AA with them.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Are you on dating apps and stuff?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I am?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
I was on Hinge and then I got banned because
someone I ghosted someone and then they reported me. I
think most men are like not great, so they'll do
whatever to get you banned because they're jealous or they
have like a huge ego that women can't feed.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Okay, one last question for you. Are you Bush or
Bear Bush? Bush?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
She's pretty wholesome, mega bush vib This is mega hairy
armpit vibes. Oh yeah, just by.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
Her voice and the way she talks to me is
Bush also like.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
That kind of like she's got that like angry. She's
not a fun person. She's got that angry lesbian vibe
going on. So like anything anything that she thinks that
like men would want or find interesting, She's like the
opposite of the hold on. That's the vibe I'm getting.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
I asked this one question, sure, was she attractive or not?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Act?
Speaker 9 (10:52):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
She was?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Okay, then she's I would says, I would say.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
She's an aider above and because.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
I was going to say, she doesn't like it cheap guy.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
So she likes these like.
Speaker 6 (11:02):
Sort of traditional roles, which makes you think that she'd
be real cleaned up down there, so I will stay
there too.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Are also it's swaying me. I'm sticking with my my
first instinct, which is Bush.
Speaker 9 (11:13):
I'm also going Bush because when she said I'm in education,
meaning I am an administrator, which I really have to
see a photo.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I don't know. If I don't. If Morgan, what did
you find a unicorn? Did you get a unicorn at
the cat convention?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I think you would think she saw seas, honestly.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Figure it out.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I'll never know.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
No, all right, let's find out. Emily Bush or Bear?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Are you Bush or Bear? Oh my god, I'm there?
Thank you always? Yeah, it's nice, it is.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
Nice very it's nice, trust me.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Yeah all right, yeah, I'm the only bear girl there,
so game over.
Speaker 10 (11:52):
Fun.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
The only hair is from the cat that's on the
couch and on all pieces.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Of clothing, from all eighteen of their cats.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
If she had that attitude and she as a hog
or you know, yeah, all right, tubstairs, you can send
men your email at Menace. What uh busher bear from
cat con. Who's the next person?
Speaker 10 (12:14):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
This next girl is Nola, like New Orleans Nola.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Okay, Nola?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
What's your name?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Nola?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
So I was walking behind you, was creeping on you.
You have a cat purse, and then I thought it
was a labooboo.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
But it's not.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
What is it?
Speaker 10 (12:26):
A baby Mollie but like a cat version of the
baby Molly?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
So what's baby Mollie? It's like if I'm.
Speaker 10 (12:32):
PopMart too, So it's like that, you know, it's just
like little key chains, but it's just like a little baby,
a cute little girl, like.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
The newest trend.
Speaker 10 (12:40):
It should be because it's so cute, Like it's so cute.
I love this one has a little cat too, So
I was like had to bring to the cat corn, Like,
so what do you do for a living. I'm a student,
so I just graduated with my bachelor's degree. So now
I'm going to like my master's program.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
And what's your dream job.
Speaker 10 (12:56):
I want to be in pr for like entertainment industry
really just like either music or like movies, like celebrities,
stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
She's your favorite celebrity. I like Petro Pascal. Do you
have any cats?
Speaker 10 (13:07):
I have two cuts. Yeah, I love them. They're my children.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
What's your biggest quork?
Speaker 10 (13:12):
My cat obsession. I'm gonna say I live in my
cat obsession because at the end of the day, she
my cat. She's first, got her first, She's the first
ever for everybody until I have a human child, the
cat is first.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Do you believe in aliens?
Speaker 10 (13:25):
I believe in extraterrestrials for sure. Like there's no way
we're the only ones that can't be it, Like there's
galaxies upon galaxies upon galaxies, like we cannot be the
only ones out there.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Do you think they're here right now?
Speaker 4 (13:38):
I hope.
Speaker 10 (13:39):
I'm waiting for the invasion honestly, because we need to
turn it around. I'm out.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
I'm out.
Speaker 10 (13:44):
The cat and gum my family can come, my friends
can come. Anybody who wants to join.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
We're out. Okay, one last question for you down below.
Are you Bush or Bear?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Man? I went, I went back and forth as that
clip played like three different times.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
These baby mollies are like little babies, but like they
put them in outfits.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Yeah they're doll.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Yeah, okay, a QP doll. I started with Bear, then
I went to Bush, and then I went back to
Bear before now I'm kind of teetering back to Bush.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
N PR.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I thought Bush right, exactly, exactly right. She's so like, yes, young,
I'm going Bear. I think did she say NPR or
bear a PR PR? PR? Okay, NPR, I'm like Bush all.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Day too young for NPR.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
I heard the same thing, Greg.
Speaker 9 (14:29):
And by the way, just pro tip, if you want
to work in PR, you don't need a masters, you
don't need a bachelor degree.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Just show up. It's not a skill position.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
If you want to waste money, you can.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I'm sure, yeah, you know what do you think? What
are your thoughts?
Speaker 5 (14:41):
I am also going Bear again. I'm going Bear.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Bear breaks his bear very childlike yis I'm saying bear
bear the bear, see, I don't know. Once again, go
for it. I'm teetering on bush. But I'm gonna go
bear my gut led me astres on that last one.
I think I'm gonna go bush sea bass.
Speaker 9 (15:03):
Yeah, I'm Bear because of her youth and because she
wants she wants something public facing as a job.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
You know. So that's that's the reason you got to
be presentable all the time. Yeah, yeah, all right, find
out Nola busher.
Speaker 10 (15:16):
Bear busher bear gross deer the bush. It's deer the
bush like it's like summer of the bush. You're the
bush like bush in a bikini. I'm all for it.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Really, you would go to a pool and have your
bush spoken on your bikinis?
Speaker 10 (15:28):
Yes, very much. Yes, I'm more like kind of anti razor,
like anti like cream, anti, like any irritate or whatever
I have to put on just to get rid of
something that's natural.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
No, look, okay, So maybe so maybe that's what I
was picking up on, you know, like maybe I don't
know how the spiritual world works and like how those
things in the universe speak to people. Like so she
did have interaction with that person, just got that got
my waves crossed. I thought the first girl was.
Speaker 7 (16:00):
Going to be that chick, right, you profile correctly just
the rock.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 8 (16:07):
This girl right here, her first part of the interviews,
she didn't mentioned anything like organic or like natural.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
So yeah, that was totally giving one Chicks Bush, one
Chicks bear. At cat Con where Morgan was talking to
these different girls asking these different questions, and the last
one being are you bush or bear? And we have
we have one more? And who is this?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
This is a Kanna and she was there with a
famous cats what's her name?
Speaker 3 (16:32):
My name is Akana.
Speaker 10 (16:33):
Second cat Con, but my first as a plus one
for the amazing cat Curtis.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
And so it's a famous cat. Huh.
Speaker 10 (16:41):
Yes, No, it's the one ear.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
So he has only one ear. The other one is toughed.
It's kind of a big deal around here. So what
do you do for a living. I'm a content creator,
So I do you too full time? Okay? Is it
all cat content? I actually don't do cat content. I
do chaotic sketch comedy.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Okay, explain that for people that aren't sure what that is.
So I do parodies of just day to day life.
But like I did like Squid Games the musical parody recently,
and then at the end of every video, I just explode.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Wait, that's a that's a full time job, dude.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
I looked her up. She's actually hilarious. Really, he're at
is a k A n A. She's got like two
million followers on TikTok really and oh my god, the
work she puts into those little skit things whatever you
call them.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Well, I would if you have that many followers, you
probably have somebody who can do all the work. Maybe,
but it's how that works usually if you get that
big yeah, yeah, assistance.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
She's like the actor and everything, and that's great.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yeah, somebody like somebody came and told me like, oh,
this is one to do for a living. I like,
are you sure?
Speaker 6 (17:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:40):
And literally at the end explodes Like I.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Thought it was okay.
Speaker 9 (17:44):
It's a lot of theater centric, like you said, like
she said, the musical stuff, and there's a big audience
for that, you know, especially amongst young girls.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, and cats. Don't it goes together?
Speaker 10 (17:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (17:54):
But it doesn't look lazy like a content reader, like
she's just sitting around like, hey guys, she looks like
she's put some effort in.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Oh for sure. So I do parodies of just day
to day life.
Speaker 10 (18:04):
But like I did, like Squid Games the musical parody recently,
and then at the end of every video, I just
explode And that's.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
What I did for a living.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Now explode as and how like literally yeah, just like
self destruct.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
What's the best advice you've ever been given?
Speaker 10 (18:18):
That nothing matters and therefore life can be a lot
easier when you start to realize that it's about having fun.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
What's the weirdest thing that's happened to you on a date?
Speaker 10 (18:26):
Ooh, I'm pretty sure I wanted a date with someone who.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Was a psychopath at one point? Was his name Sebastian?
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Right?
Speaker 10 (18:34):
I can don't want to say, just in case he's
a serial killer.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
What were the signs I noticed? He would lie about everything?
And this is only only ever went on one date
with him.
Speaker 10 (18:44):
But we bonded over our sobriety together and I showed
up and he was non stop drinking and smoking the
whole time, and yeah, he just gave me a really creepy,
weird vibe. And after that that's when I was like,
I should probably stop.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
And then one last question, are you down below? Are
you bush or bear?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Sorry about the bush or bears about your dating question?
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Back to the serious topic.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Interesting. This is another tough one.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
And okay, you guys are looking her up. What would
you write her? She she's very I say she's an
eight or above.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Okay, there, Morgan, you don't know what eight means?
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Oh my god, you guys.
Speaker 9 (19:20):
You she's pretty and she's uh, what's what's the what
a K A N A she is? Yeah, she's got,
like I said, over a million followers on yeah A
K A n A.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
So she's got seven hundred and ninety thousand followers on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Yeah, she's not an eight, she's a seven. He has
one point nine million on YouTube subscribers on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Right, so I mean she's doing all right for herself
in her demo. But yeah, she's uh like part Asian,
right am I looking the same chick?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Yes, oh no, that's that's not her. No, no, it's.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
Like a pink hair Yekuh.
Speaker 9 (19:57):
See what you gotta think about with with distributions, when
would say eight and above, that's that's what they think
of the bell curve. When you get to that, the
not the last and the second to last standard deviation,
that's a small small percentage.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Well, so what is she then, number?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
I mean, she's low sevens, high sixes. She seems nice
for women.
Speaker 9 (20:18):
She's just a little you know, a kind of official, yes,
a kinda underscore I hate to agree with.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Really, she was pretty.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
I'm not saying that.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
But you can't just throw around eight and above and
not know what it means. Okay, guys, calm down, everybody, especially.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
When you're doing this that like that, like whatever this
is the rainbows, like this is, like this one sea bass,
like anyone anyone like this. You can't say like eight
and above immediately disqualified.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Fine, she has good features, not ugly at all. Right
above eight and above is like the top five percent
of hot people. But how about the vagina?
Speaker 10 (20:58):
Though?
Speaker 3 (20:58):
What do you guys?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Okay, I was gonna say, I was gonna say again
I was. I was gonna say I was leaning more
bear on this one, but now after seeing the picture bush.
Speaker 9 (21:06):
Really yeah, I think because of she does keep herself
together because she does a lot of video stuff. Uh,
the sobriety things of curveball though why, I don't know why,
because when you're when.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
You're doing stuff, you're having a lot of sex too, right, Yeah,
I think drunk stuff.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
She's super type A and I think you know, because
she's doing all these big things and high production value.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
And she's you know, probably all in on her so
bri makeup all in.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Yeah, so she's definitely Bear.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
It takes time getting ready, That's why I think I
think it plays that way. Yes, fun out uh Kana
Bush or Bear?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Are you Bush or Bear? I have laser hair remobile everywhere,
even your arm piss, even my Oh that was the best,
even my arm.
Speaker 10 (21:57):
I've actually started doing my legs when I was four
team because it was recommended to me my democatologists because
I have eggs in them really bad.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
So Bear for life, Bear for life? Wow?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Ok, not my best friend of Buscher Bear at all
is appointed in my performance one out of three.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
And I found the two Bear women at Cat.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Buscher Bear Cat counted. Thank you Morgan, nice work.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Thanks y'all.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Quick break more. What show is next?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Hang on
Speaker 10 (22:28):
Show next
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