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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's The Woody Show. Well, welcome to a brand new
hour of The Woody Show on a Wednesday morning. Good
morning everybody. Hey, Greg and Gina and Sammy and seavesk.
We got Bort in here because Woody and Menace are
not here today. They are off at something called Morning
Show boot Camp.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Which sounds like an exercise thing. It does when you
go there and look around, Oh, these people. These people
don't exercise. They run away from exercise.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Have you gone to Morning Show?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
First year that I was on the show, some ten
years ago, I went to Morning Show boot Camp. I
guess it would have been they'd have done thirty seven
of these, so that would have been twenty seven with
Woody because I was the new producer or whatever, and
he wanted to bring me around and I was thinking
about and I've never gone back since because I felt
him that it was a waste of three days and
we could have done. Now that being said this, so
(00:53):
it's based a trade show for radio. It's meet and
greet and you know all the bosses for the country.
This is a good thing for what he did go
to because as a syndicated show, people may they'll know
of us, but it's it's different between talking to a
guy face to face. That's that's why they have trade shows.
You can look at anything on the internet, but it's
different in person. And I fully support that for what
he makes total sense.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
And he's very good at networking.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah, I've always said he'd be a great salesman car
sale like he's he's when it comes to like stuff
like that. He's very personal, loves chatting. Definitely perfect for him.
For me, it's a waste of time because you don't
learn anything. It's it's like I think Greg just said
a while ago, it's great if you want to get
into the radio business. If you're twenty three, twenty fourteen, Yeah,
(01:36):
you're you're maybe what Morgan was a few years ago, right.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Many many old but now so I was thinking about
that angle of it.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yeah, if you're young and you want to say, oh, hey,
I do this one bit. My name is Morgan. And
I asked girls if they shaved their peers, do you
want to hire me for your show and then maybe
move up to be a co host somewhere? That had
an opening. But I was thinking about that, and I
had a kind of a sad thought, you know, not
only for myself, but from Morgan like, no one wants
to do that anymore. There's not you know, ten, twelve, fifteen,
(02:07):
twenty years ago. Sure, if you wanted to get into
entertainment business, are broadcasting, that's where you'd go. I doubt
there are any twenty three year olds here looking because
what do you do?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
You get a TikTok. Yeah, that's true because back in
the day, I'm just trying to think of my early days.
We did anything we could basically just to get into
the station, and then to get on the air was
almost impossible. Oh yeah, people, many people had to die
or get very ill. Yes, for you to get the
third position of a maybe I will call you if
(02:36):
we need you to fill in.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I can't create a second morning show because there aren't
two different stations exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
So right now, you just handle the sticker stops and
we'll let you know if we need you for anything else.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Right, And it was a huge deal to get the
job to begin with. And then as time went on,
I noticed there was this one station I worked for
in San Francisco. If you were a good looking woman,
you got the job. Hell yeah, didn't need experience. And
I was convinced that our program director just went to
the mall found somebody he liked and said, hey, do
(03:06):
you want a radio show?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
And she's like, wait, what what kind of predators this exactly?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
You know what, it's funny you say that because there
were multiple girls on a panel last year at Morning
Show boot Camp who did get hired from being at
the mall.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Stop it right, And then to the old timers like me,
I was like, I said, many people had to die
for there just to be an opening for you to
maybe be considered as the fifth guy that might fill
in for some And.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
So that's one sad part of morning show or you know,
new radio hiring. The other said part is they're just
firing everybody, so there's just fewer jobs. So other people
love the pieces of the pod exactly, there's fewer jobs
to be had. Well, here's something else that's really sad.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
On a personal novel, you said, oh, you know kids
do this, and you know you want to get in
on the ground floor. The only time I was ever
even invited to boot camp was twenty fifteen when I
was somehow awarded one of the Rising Star awards. And
I have the crystal beautiful Trophy. And here's the thing.
(04:06):
I had already been in radio for eleven years. It's
just like, yeah, I was like, this is this is sad.
I mean, dare I tell them or you know? But
that's how hard you have to work. You just keep
you know, dodging all these obstacles that come at you
and all these you know, stations that flip formats, and
you just keep staying one step ahead of the boulder.
(04:28):
And then you go to boot camp and you you know,
tell war stories with everybody, you know.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I mean, I know a thousand infinity I know infinity
time more people that have failed out or just burned
out of radio than I do know if anybody who's
gone on to the next level, can you think of
since maybe Jimmy Kimmel, since Ryan Seacres graduated from Daily Daily,
those are the last names you know that were radio guys. Well,
(04:53):
we got Rye Raie yeah right yeah, right, Seacrest that
was that was late nineties. Yeah, Kimmel was late nineties, true,
and Corolla was late nineties. Right, Like, guys, who are
radio people that went on went on to bigger you could?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I mean it's a.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Little different in sports talk radio because a lot of
those guys will kind of they'll put them on because
they have because you have to fill twenty four to
seven on ESPN and Fox Sports, right, So you know
it's so you.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Know that's true, and then you kind of make that
natural progression just kind of televise what they're doing anyway.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Right, But like think about it, even even in that medium.
The big star now Pat McAfee, you know, yes, he
was a kicker, you know, so whatever that's worth, but
he was like, that's just a YouTube show, that was
a barstool sports show that wasn't radio radio.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
But in general, conventions, cons whatever they're called these days,
they are useful for people who are looking for a goal, right.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Right, So like if now, let's what the goal besides
getting us different stations who might be interested, would be
he's all, you know, he's got to be and have
his nose out there for the next me, the next
you know, r P. Greg Yeah right, yeah, all right, right,
I mean, let's face fast that this is this is
(06:08):
not a that's not a slam. That's just the fact
of the matter.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Things are.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
But the other thing about conventions, and this happens, this
is famously happens at the radio show morning boot Camp
is the drinkings off the charts? Oh yes it is,
and that's every convention, but especially well Sammy.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
You you have a pretty dark story from too much
drinking at boot camp, do you not?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I do, Gina, why would you really operate?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Because it's one of my favorite stories. So this is
Gina pulling a woody where it was like an off
the show conversation.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Because I remember when I first started here, we this
was like the topic conversation like four days on the show.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
It it was, it was, and I was hoping that
we had moved on. Gin, I try to forget that
that happened. Did you in the sink? No? She I
just like the worst friend ever.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
I wish I wish I had barfed everywhere in front
of everybody.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I wish that happened just this way.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
She overslept a very important milestone for somebody else's life
because she got wasted a camp.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Okay, first of all, it wasn't because I got so wasted,
But yes I did go out drinking when I was
not planning on drinking. I was planning on going to
bed and not going out. And then I did go
out and I should not have because I set my
alarm for PM instead of AM up.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Oh yeah, that's what it was.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
And I was supposed to help my friend propose that morning,
and so I was going like his his girlfriend now fiance,
was somewhere else and he was going to meet up
with her. So I was going to drive him to
be there also, you know, take video and pictures and whatever,
and then that way they can drive back on the
same car. They had another thing planned after and I
(07:43):
did not wake up. He drove himself. I woke up
to a lot of miss calls. They are happily engaged.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I saw them last weekend.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
They're getting married in October. But I am just the
worst friend of all time.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I know, well, there's something to be said boot camp,
but there's something to be said for setting your alarm
for PM instead of AM not just being like I
don't know. We could have had a stampede through here.
I wouldn't have woken up right, give yourself and each other.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Problem too is when you're in the hotel, it's the
dark shades too, so you wake up in a panic
and you don't know what time it is.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
And I was like, it's light outside. This isn't good.
Oh my gosh. It was the worst moment of my life.
So we're just glad to.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Be here and nothing.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yes, well, Medic and Woody are at Morning Show boot
camp right now, and so I have a game coming
up for mainly for Gina. I think Sea Bess would
know all these answers along, Sammy, Mike, you can play
along silently.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
It's two truths and a lie about Woody and Menace.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Oh my god. Okay, because you know him, but I
don't know if I don't know him.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
That was as well as everybody else the Woody Show.
All right, welcome back to the Woody Show without Woody,
without Menace threat Morning Show boot Camp. As we talked
about at length, so we thought this would be a
good time to play two truths and a Lie about
Woody and Menace. And as I had also mentioned, I
think sea beasts would know the answers to all these
(09:04):
Sammy might as well. I'm not quite sure that Gina,
we're gonna go only with you don't look at my computer.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Stule and I don't see it.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I don't have text up or anything see anything good.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
You're cheating that, Yes, we'll start with Menace. So two
of these are true, you know the game. One of
them is a total, blatant, disgusting lie, And we're gonna
start with Menace number one. Menace was once featured on
a billboard for a well known San Francisco chocolate company.
Menace was once featured on a billboard for a San
(09:38):
Francisco apartment complex. And Menace was once featured in a
parade as a child, and it turned out to be
quite traumatic.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Which one the lie is?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yes, you have to figure out which one of those is.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
I know the parade is real because.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I've heard that story makes me laugh every time I
think about it. What was he on a bio for
chocolate or for an apartment I want it to be chocolate.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
This was before Dubai Chocolate was Yeah, the Gidyeah exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I'm going to say he was like in a group shot,
like in some sort of courtyard quad, like having a
picnic in front of an apartment building. I'm going to
say the lie is being on a billboard with the chocolate.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
All right, Gina nailed it nice right out of the gate.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Sweet, Okay, I wasn't sure.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
The traumatic parade is when he was a little kid.
There was this thing called, I think it was the
Sunflower Parade or something like that.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Town parade or whatever. You know, you get together on
a Sunday and yeah, walk through town and there were.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Like barnyard animals and random people and whatnot. And Menace
is walking down the street in the parade as part
of the parade, and he heard somebody in the crowd say, hey,
look there's a fat kid, and he was so upsett.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
You just picture him like in a little cowboy hat
holding a sunflower and cowboy boots, cock of the walk.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Dressed in whatever his mom gave him to wear.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Hey look at that facing.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
And then he was on a billboard, not in a group,
in a quad, all by himself. It was this massive
billboard campaign in San Francisco. Uh so they were. It
was on public transit. It was on a side of
the building, and it was for an apartment complex. I
can't remember the name of it.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Did you see it yourself?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, because I took public transit all
the time, and they'd be like, oh, there's Menace on
a on a bus board or on a must bank
or on the side of a train, and it was
MENACE's face, gigantic, blown up obviously billboard size.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
You gotta sex cells right and right next to him, yeah,
it was hot.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
It made me want to live there. And right next
to him was like this. Painted on their logo for
the apartment complex was a butterfly. So it's Menace and
a big butterfly, and it said something whatever you know,
Jones rode apartments.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
So that might be why you hate butterflies.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Perhaps, perhaps, but never featured on a billboard for a
San Francisco chocolate.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
You wanted that to be true, but he knew.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
It doesn't matter. You nailed it, Okay, moving on with
two truths in a lie Regarding Menace. Menace was once
arrested for breaking a guy's nose. Jesus Menace was once
arrested for breaking and entering or on the social media
site MySpace, Menace was on Tom the Founder's top eight friends.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
List, something that we would never hear the end of.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Like what an honor.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah, I mean the fact that he would even say
that breaking and entering, breaking someone's nose, or Tom stopping
my space because Minus used to be a little bit
more hood in streets, right, I mean he was never, never, has,
never will be a tough guy.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Yeah, but you got to you got to represent right.
Someone diss is your sneakers till you make it white menace.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
I'm gonna say the lie is he got arrested for
raying and entering.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
You pulled it out nice that. I was hoping you
would conflate that with his other story where he got
drunk and went into the wrong apartment.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Right, I did hear that.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Lie down on the couch.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
That's just that's just being fun, right.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
But he didn't get arrested.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Shout out to me because I don't know either of
these stories, but I know that if it has anything
to do with being something featured on my Space, it
had to be true because you want to that part
is real.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
And of course he wants you to know that he
was one of the Tom the Founder's Top eight friends.
He was on the top eight list until my Space
got sold, and to this day they now follow each
other on Instagram. Pull that off, good question. He was
always an early adopter all that I.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Was menas he heard about bitcoin way back when the
old yeah, a little bit the old what justin dot
tv which eventually became Twitch, which was brought out by Amazon,
Damn new time for MySpace, blah blah. Okay, So Menas
was on the ground floor for all of these things.
Any any like inkling of a foot in the door
with millions of dollars, I like that.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah, he was always adjacent to it. And I remember
when Twitter first came out. He showed me Twitter Twitter.
I said, what do you do with this? Oh, you
can talk about what you ate for lunch, or I'm
walking across the street. I'm going to drwayenn Er Schnitzel.
Who's who cares? Apparently, and apparently the world cared. He
was arrested for breaking a guy's nose. Apparently, according to Menace,
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he did get arrested for that, but it was self
defense and he proved it to the cops because his
friends took a video of the fight and it showed
the police that.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
It was That's another thing ago, the original bump fights, right,
that was the video.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
But he was not arrested for breaking an enterreaction. One
more quick one about Menace and we'll get to Woody next.
So Number one Menace was on one season of a
Bravo TV show. Menas turned down a chance to go
to u c l A.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
To like.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
College, to go there, to attend, not to visit, not
to go to the yeah, not to go to the fall.
Or Menace was repeatedly harassed and even kicked by his
mom's lama. She lives basically farm.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
So what was the first one?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Menas was on a season of a Bravo TV show
he turned down a chance to go to u c
l A. Or he was repeatedly harassed and even kicked
by his mom's lama.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I mean, lamas do like and I think like lama
and I'll pack are kind of like they spit and
they can be kind of feisty.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
So if he she had.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
One, I can imagine it being not super nice.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
What Bravo show he could have possibly been on, but
why would he have been invited to u c l A.
That's the one that's really I'm really stuck on right now.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Special needs scholarship.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
That's not nice?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yeah, oh yeah, it's what Bravo show could you have
possibly been on? You?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
That's for you to figure out.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
I don't really watch a lot of Bravo. I like,
it's all glamor and flesh. It's all, you know, selling
sunset and lives in real estate rich people.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Right, although there there is no part of me that
can think of what U c l A would have
wanted him for.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
No offense is I can't think of it. I mean,
I know he was really in a film.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Maybe he got invited on like a special work study
program to film school.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Okay, so what are you going with?
Speaker 3 (16:47):
It can't be that, it can't. The life has to
be UCLA, all right.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
I thought Gina would have a perfect game. You did,
not true, and I've never heard that either. He told
me about this, he said, you have to do that,
and I thought, is that a lie?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Is?
Speaker 3 (17:04):
What's the story behind that?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Okay? So as far as the U c l A
thing goes, Uh. He was awarded a scholarship for film
and TV, but says he turned it down because quote
you know words. I think he was intimidated to go there,
and he was like, oh that's a real school checks out.
I mean, that's self awareness though he knew he would, yeah,
you know thyself. And then he said he took the
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money though and went to art school.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Okay, so he used scholarship money and I even gave.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
The explanation and turned away from it. What Bravo show
was he on?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
I don't remember the name of it, but he says,
if you google Menace Bravo TV, you can find videos
of him making out with people.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Emily with Sex with Emily podcasts miss Misadvised. So sex
with Emily is a It was a sex podcast before
a caller Daddy people right way back when. And yeah,
I guess they did a Bravo at least one season
of that work because Menus was the co host. Okay,
so he wasn't on it.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
He wasn't doing like a talking head like I'm not
here to make friends, like not that kind of Bravo show.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Okay, it's like the early days. The lie was that
Menace was repeatedly harassed and even kicked by his mom's lama.
The lie was that he was repeatedly harassed and kicked
by his mom's goat Bumper, the infamous.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Goat are we Okay?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Well, I mean I thought that was a good twist.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Yeah, it's a bit of us close one, might I
see what you're saying?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Okay, agree with it?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
So it was a lot farm animal.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Just like do you I Q exactly Okay, amazing exactly, Gina.
Sometimes in life you get things wrong and you have
to deal with it right. And it was masterfully written.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Question, you know what, this is my fault.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
We'll see how well you do with Woody.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Two toruths and a lie. That's coming up next here
on the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Sports dang with the Jeff good Morning Show squad.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
Dodgers offense is back and we could thanks Max Munsey.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
First first tea drill to right field.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
Big night for Max Monsey. Dodgers beat the Cardinals twelve
to six. Monsey really is the key to the Dodgers offense.
When he was out, Dodgers offense was bad.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
I mean he's back.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Everyone eats.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Mookie Bets had three hits last night. He's been struggling.
Speaker 6 (19:21):
Tasker Hernandez three hits, four RBIs Otani even had a
couple hits as well.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Max Munsey is.
Speaker 6 (19:26):
A spark plug for the Dodgers offense. Now Otani is
on the mound for the Dodgers today and it's also
Otani's World Series ring giveaway. The game is at one
ten early game today at Dodgers Stadium. The race scored
seven runs. In the fourth inning. Halo's lost to Tampa
Bay seven to three. Same two teams today at one
oh seven WNBA.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Sparks beat the Fever.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
Last night Kelsey Plumb twenty five points, Cameron Brink five
blocks in just sixteen minutes, and the Sex Toy bandit
was at it again, this time at Crypto dot Com arena.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Oh look out, something just came into the floor. Got
an object of just flewing as the free throw is being.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Made, and you look like.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
I did a player too.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
I get it.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
Everyone wants to be TikTok and Instagram famous.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
But stop already. Man.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
The first time was not cool, but kind of funny.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
This is like the fourth time. Already.
Speaker 6 (20:21):
Let's get over it. Already be mature. If you're gonna
go to the game, just watch it. Respect the ladies. Okay,
onto the NFL. Keenan Allen back in a Chargers uniform.
He signed a deal yesterday, and the Rams running back
Hyri and Williams signed a three year, thirty three million
dollar extension. I'm Jeff G and that's are so cal sports.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Thank you, Jeff, agree completely about the fild things.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Yeah, we got it, we got it.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
We got it all right. Welcome back to the Woodie Show,
where we are busy playing two Truths and a Lie.
Because Woody and Menis are both out today. They're off
at a radio show convention, morning show boot camp. So
with Gina, we've been playing two truths in a Lie
all right, had a perfect game with MENACE's fun facts.
So we're moving on to Woody, who I would like
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to point out by the way, I asked both of
them to help me out with this game. Woody just
didn't respond. Menis responded, gave me tidbits, gave me notes
than you gave me stories.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
I think a very intentionally selective hearing sometimes and email
and text reports.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Very true, very true. Although if he texts one of us,
will you respond? And he said, yeah, I'm just not
going to.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Respond, Okay, So you're on your own.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
It's just vapors from Woody. But I got a lot
of tidbits from Menace. But from what I came up with,
just from my own mind for you to play along
with Gina, two of these are going to be true.
One is a lie. We're talking about Woody right now.
So number one, Woody was worried that CSI would figure
out that he egged a neighbors car.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Woody was well into his late twenties when he first
tried weed because he was worried he would get in
legal trouble for doing it. Hey or number three would
He was worried that Howard Stern legitimately did not like him.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
I think he was a very late or wait, I
was gonna say he's very late to the weed game.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
But then I'm thinking, has he ever smoked weed? That's
a good question.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
I don't, I don't.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
I don't want to say answer.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
See, because I think you're now after the after I'll
pack a goat gate. You might be screwing with me
from the last.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
NIS question technical like, oh, he didn't smoke it, he
eat it. Yeah, okay, that's okay. But no, I said
tried weed.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Okay, I think that the matter of the method, that's
probably true.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
What was the first one?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
He was worried that cs I would figure out that
he egged a neighbors car?
Speaker 5 (22:46):
What a cs I say? Criminals? Sex crime, segator criminals.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Card is here we go?
Speaker 5 (22:54):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Thanks board.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Let's see, I know he did have some sort of
relationship with Howard Stern. I know they knew each other
worked in the same building. I'm trying to show my
work here. How I'm getting to this, So, I mean,
if I worked in the same building as Howard Stern,
I too would be afraid that he was mad at
me all the time for no reason.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
But then again it's what he so maybe had a reason.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Was he talking crap.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I'm gonna say that's real, and I'm going to say
the weed is real and the CSI is not real.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
That is a lie, all right, Well, Gina, you bombed
that one. He never had any concern about Howard liking
him or not. They just got along, so that was
totally true. I mean, I'm sorry, that was a total lie.
He was never worried if Howard liked him or not.
The true ones are that he was well into his twenties. Yeah,
when he tried weed for the first time, he was
convinced that he'd be the one guy that literally got arrested.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Well, look, if.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
We were all sent in handcuffs to an outward bound program,
we'd be worried too.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
And then there was this one car at an apartment
complex he lived in in Chicago where a certain car
would constantly block his exit, and he was fed up
with it, and he threw eggs at it from his
bedroom window. And then he got so paranoid that the
police would take the time to piece the eggs back
together and get fingerprints from it, so he cleaned up
(24:13):
the eggs.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
It is so funny and so not like you paranoid.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah, it's like a you me move pretty.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Much, so funny. I had never heard.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
That time for one more to truth and a lie
about Woodie. Number one once had sex with his wife
in the parking garage of an apartment building. Nice once
told his wife he was too full to receive oral sex,
not to give it, to receive it or not. Once,
but twice had sex with his wife on their favorite
(24:42):
Mexican beach.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Oh they do have that, Yeah, and they've gone to
the same beach like a thousand times.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Don't text it because we don't know what it is, right,
you can text. I don't have that.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
What the resort?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Yeah, or any of that you have not Like I
have no way to know it. I'm saying tech people always,
that's the universe. That's the number one question.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Yeah, secrets Maroma beach.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Oh, you're good I was going to make up like
a Sandals location. Okay, I I think I do remember,
unless I'm having a false memory, that he did have
sex in a parking garage or wait, was that another
person we know that had sex in a car in
a parking lot? Anyway, Okay, I think for now I'm
(25:33):
going to bookmark that I'm gonna stick with.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
That's true.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
What was the second one?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Once told his wife he was too full to receive
oral sex.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
So weird, and that he had sex in Mexico, like
in public, like on the beach.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
The only reason I'm going to say that's a lie
is because maybe he would just like not care enough
to do that. But I've met his wife many times,
and I don't see that being on the table. I
think he's going to say something obnoxious like I'm too
full to receive oral I think the lie is they
had sex on the beach, nailed.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
It always says that sex on the beach is terrible, great,
gross sandy.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Has anyone had sex on a beach?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
I have not.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Okay, I've had a naked massage on a beach, and
that is one of those things you know people say,
like sex and a hot.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Tub horrible idea.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Same thing with a naked massage on the beach in Greece,
fully naked.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
This guy was like going around like you say, massage.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Yeah, I'm twenty and I do everything, so.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
I let him do it and literally just like it's
like doing it with sandpaper, just rubbing sand in my back.
No matter how so bad you think you can get,
it gets everywhere, It's everywhere.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
And then I had a super hardcore almost sex not
quite on the beach and here nice you know, like
on a beach. Yeah, and it was so like the
makeout alone from like the wind.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Because the sun had just gone down.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
It was like drinking cups of like Dixie cups full
of sand.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Yeah, I just it's.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
I would see you proceeded from there, yeah, well and
then we and then we went to his car and anyway,
it ended up being my husband.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
So yeah, so I guess I'm really good at that.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
And we also will never let him live down the
fact that he was so full after eating. I think
it was wrong with I think I don't know, maybe
that fondue place that he likes it, he was so
damn full.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Oh, because he was his anniversary and they went to
the fondue place every year.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Yeah, and his wife wanted to do stuff to him
down south, and he said he was too full to receive.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
To lay there, Yeah, to lie there.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Wow, that's very.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yeah, fondue before four hose or whatever the expression is. Yeah,
that's a cheese before hose. Well, well done, Gina, Thank you.
You're a good detective. You're a good detective. We got
more of the Woody Show coming up, Deck wood Show
It's The Woody Show. Well, welcome to a brand new
hour of The Woody Show on a Wednesday morning. Good
morning everybody. Hey, Greg and Gina and Sammy and seavesk.
We got Bort in here because Woody and Menace are
not here today. They are off at something called Morning
Show boot Camp.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Which sounds like an exercise thing. It does when you
go there and look around, Oh, these people. These people
don't exercise. They run away from exercise.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Have you gone to Morning Show?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
First year that I was on the show, some ten
years ago, I went to Morning Show boot Camp. I
guess it would have been they'd have done thirty seven
of these, so that would have been twenty seven with
Woody because I was the new producer or whatever, and
he wanted to bring me around and I was thinking
about and I've never gone back since because I felt
him that it was a waste of three days and
we could have done. Now that being said this, so
(00:53):
it's based a trade show for radio. It's meet and
greet and you know all the bosses for the country.
This is a good thing for what he did go
to because as a syndicated show, people may they'll know
of us, but it's it's different between talking to a
guy face to face. That's that's why they have trade shows.
You can look at anything on the internet, but it's
different in person. And I fully support that for what
he makes total sense.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
And he's very good at networking.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah, I've always said he'd be a great salesman car
sale like he's he's when it comes to like stuff
like that. He's very personal, loves chatting. Definitely perfect for him.
For me, it's a waste of time because you don't
learn anything. It's it's like I think Greg just said
a while ago, it's great if you want to get
into the radio business. If you're twenty three, twenty fourteen, Yeah,
(01:36):
you're you're maybe what Morgan was a few years ago, right.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Many many old but now so I was thinking about
that angle of it.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yeah, if you're young and you want to say, oh, hey,
I do this one bit. My name is Morgan. And
I asked girls if they shaved their peers, do you
want to hire me for your show and then maybe
move up to be a co host somewhere? That had
an opening. But I was thinking about that, and I
had a kind of a sad thought, you know, not
only for myself, but from Morgan like, no one wants
to do that anymore. There's not you know, ten, twelve, fifteen,
(02:07):
twenty years ago. Sure, if you wanted to get into
entertainment business, are broadcasting, that's where you'd go. I doubt
there are any twenty three year olds here looking because
what do you do?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
You get a TikTok. Yeah, that's true because back in
the day, I'm just trying to think of my early days.
We did anything we could basically just to get into
the station, and then to get on the air was
almost impossible. Oh yeah, people, many people had to die
or get very ill. Yes, for you to get the
third position of a maybe I will call you if
(02:36):
we need you to fill in.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I can't create a second morning show because there aren't
two different stations exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
So right now, you just handle the sticker stops and
we'll let you know if we need you for anything else.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Right, And it was a huge deal to get the
job to begin with. And then as time went on,
I noticed there was this one station I worked for
in San Francisco. If you were a good looking woman,
you got the job. Hell yeah, didn't need experience. And
I was convinced that our program director just went to
the mall found somebody he liked and said, hey, do
(03:06):
you want a radio show?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
And she's like, wait, what what kind of predators this exactly?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
You know what, it's funny you say that because there
were multiple girls on a panel last year at Morning
Show boot Camp who did get hired from being at
the mall.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Stop it right, And then to the old timers like me,
I was like, I said, many people had to die
for there just to be an opening for you to
maybe be considered as the fifth guy that might fill
in for some And.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
So that's one sad part of morning show or you know,
new radio hiring. The other said part is they're just
firing everybody, so there's just fewer jobs. So other people
love the pieces of the pod exactly, there's fewer jobs
to be had. Well, here's something else that's really sad.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
On a personal novel, you said, oh, you know kids
do this, and you know you want to get in
on the ground floor. The only time I was ever
even invited to boot camp was twenty fifteen when I
was somehow awarded one of the Rising Star awards. And
I have the crystal beautiful Trophy. And here's the thing.
(04:06):
I had already been in radio for eleven years. It's
just like, yeah, I was like, this is this is sad.
I mean, dare I tell them or you know? But
that's how hard you have to work. You just keep
you know, dodging all these obstacles that come at you
and all these you know, stations that flip formats, and
you just keep staying one step ahead of the boulder.
(04:28):
And then you go to boot camp and you you know,
tell war stories with everybody, you know.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I mean, I know a thousand infinity I know infinity
time more people that have failed out or just burned
out of radio than I do know if anybody who's
gone on to the next level, can you think of
since maybe Jimmy Kimmel, since Ryan Seacres graduated from Daily Daily,
those are the last names you know that were radio guys. Well,
(04:53):
we got Rye Raie yeah right yeah, right, Seacrest that
was that was late nineties. Yeah, Kimmel was late nineties, true,
and Corolla was late nineties. Right, Like, guys, who are
radio people that went on went on to bigger you could?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I mean it's a.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Little different in sports talk radio because a lot of
those guys will kind of they'll put them on because
they have because you have to fill twenty four to
seven on ESPN and Fox Sports, right, So you know
it's so you.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Know that's true, and then you kind of make that
natural progression just kind of televise what they're doing anyway.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Right, But like think about it, even even in that medium.
The big star now Pat McAfee, you know, yes, he
was a kicker, you know, so whatever that's worth, but
he was like, that's just a YouTube show, that was
a barstool sports show that wasn't radio radio.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
But in general, conventions, cons whatever they're called these days,
they are useful for people who are looking for a goal, right.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Right, So like if now, let's what the goal besides
getting us different stations who might be interested, would be
he's all, you know, he's got to be and have
his nose out there for the next me, the next
you know, r P. Greg Yeah right, yeah, all right, right,
I mean, let's face fast that this is this is
(06:08):
not a that's not a slam. That's just the fact
of the matter.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Things are.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
But the other thing about conventions, and this happens, this
is famously happens at the radio show morning boot Camp
is the drinkings off the charts? Oh yes it is,
and that's every convention, but especially well Sammy.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
You you have a pretty dark story from too much
drinking at boot camp, do you not?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I do, Gina, why would you really operate?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Because it's one of my favorite stories. So this is
Gina pulling a woody where it was like an off
the show conversation.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Because I remember when I first started here, we this
was like the topic conversation like four days on the show.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
It it was, it was, and I was hoping that
we had moved on. Gin, I try to forget that
that happened. Did you in the sink? No? She I
just like the worst friend ever.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
I wish I wish I had barfed everywhere in front
of everybody.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I wish that happened just this way.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
She overslept a very important milestone for somebody else's life
because she got wasted a camp.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Okay, first of all, it wasn't because I got so wasted,
But yes I did go out drinking when I was
not planning on drinking. I was planning on going to
bed and not going out. And then I did go
out and I should not have because I set my
alarm for PM instead of AM up.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Oh yeah, that's what it was.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
And I was supposed to help my friend propose that morning,
and so I was going like his his girlfriend now fiance,
was somewhere else and he was going to meet up
with her. So I was going to drive him to
be there also, you know, take video and pictures and whatever,
and then that way they can drive back on the
same car. They had another thing planned after and I
(07:43):
did not wake up. He drove himself. I woke up
to a lot of miss calls. They are happily engaged.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I saw them last weekend.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
They're getting married in October. But I am just the
worst friend of all time.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I know, well, there's something to be said boot camp,
but there's something to be said for setting your alarm
for PM instead of AM not just being like I
don't know. We could have had a stampede through here.
I wouldn't have woken up right, give yourself and each other.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Problem too is when you're in the hotel, it's the
dark shades too, so you wake up in a panic
and you don't know what time it is.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
And I was like, it's light outside. This isn't good.
Oh my gosh. It was the worst moment of my life.
So we're just glad to.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Be here and nothing.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yes, well, Medic and Woody are at Morning Show boot
camp right now, and so I have a game coming
up for mainly for Gina. I think Sea Bess would
know all these answers along, Sammy, Mike, you can play
along silently.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
It's two truths and a lie about Woody and Menace.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Oh my god. Okay, because you know him, but I
don't know if I don't know him.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
That was as well as everybody else the Woody Show.
All right, welcome back to the Woody Show without Woody,
without Menace threat Morning Show boot Camp. As we talked
about at length, so we thought this would be a
good time to play two truths and a Lie about
Woody and Menace. And as I had also mentioned, I
think sea beasts would know the answers to all these
(09:04):
Sammy might as well. I'm not quite sure that Gina,
we're gonna go only with you don't look at my computer.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Stule and I don't see it.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I don't have text up or anything see anything good.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
You're cheating that, Yes, we'll start with Menace. So two
of these are true, you know the game. One of
them is a total, blatant, disgusting lie, And we're gonna
start with Menace number one. Menace was once featured on
a billboard for a well known San Francisco chocolate company.
Menace was once featured on a billboard for a San
(09:38):
Francisco apartment complex. And Menace was once featured in a
parade as a child, and it turned out to be
quite traumatic.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Which one the lie is?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yes, you have to figure out which one of those is.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
I know the parade is real because.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I've heard that story makes me laugh every time I
think about it. What was he on a bio for
chocolate or for an apartment I want it to be chocolate.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
This was before Dubai Chocolate was Yeah, the Gidyeah exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I'm going to say he was like in a group shot,
like in some sort of courtyard quad, like having a
picnic in front of an apartment building. I'm going to
say the lie is being on a billboard with the chocolate.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
All right, Gina nailed it nice right out of the gate.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Sweet, Okay, I wasn't sure.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
The traumatic parade is when he was a little kid.
There was this thing called, I think it was the
Sunflower Parade or something like that.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Town parade or whatever. You know, you get together on
a Sunday and yeah, walk through town and there were.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Like barnyard animals and random people and whatnot. And Menace
is walking down the street in the parade as part
of the parade, and he heard somebody in the crowd say, hey,
look there's a fat kid, and he was so upsett.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
You just picture him like in a little cowboy hat
holding a sunflower and cowboy boots, cock of the walk.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Dressed in whatever his mom gave him to wear.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Hey look at that facing.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
And then he was on a billboard, not in a group,
in a quad, all by himself. It was this massive
billboard campaign in San Francisco. Uh so they were. It
was on public transit. It was on a side of
the building, and it was for an apartment complex. I
can't remember the name of it.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Did you see it yourself?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, because I took public transit all
the time, and they'd be like, oh, there's Menace on
a on a bus board or on a must bank
or on the side of a train, and it was
MENACE's face, gigantic, blown up obviously billboard size.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
You gotta sex cells right and right next to him, yeah,
it was hot.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
It made me want to live there. And right next
to him was like this. Painted on their logo for
the apartment complex was a butterfly. So it's Menace and
a big butterfly, and it said something whatever you know,
Jones rode apartments.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
So that might be why you hate butterflies.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Perhaps, perhaps, but never featured on a billboard for a
San Francisco chocolate.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
You wanted that to be true, but he knew.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
It doesn't matter. You nailed it, Okay, moving on with
two truths in a lie Regarding Menace. Menace was once
arrested for breaking a guy's nose. Jesus Menace was once
arrested for breaking and entering or on the social media
site MySpace, Menace was on Tom the Founder's top eight friends.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
List, something that we would never hear the end of.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Like what an honor.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah, I mean the fact that he would even say
that breaking and entering, breaking someone's nose, or Tom stopping
my space because Minus used to be a little bit
more hood in streets, right, I mean he was never, never, has,
never will be a tough guy.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Yeah, but you got to you got to represent right.
Someone diss is your sneakers till you make it white menace.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
I'm gonna say the lie is he got arrested for
raying and entering.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
You pulled it out nice that. I was hoping you
would conflate that with his other story where he got
drunk and went into the wrong apartment.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Right, I did hear that.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Lie down on the couch.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
That's just that's just being fun, right.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
But he didn't get arrested.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Shout out to me because I don't know either of
these stories, but I know that if it has anything
to do with being something featured on my Space, it
had to be true because you want to that part
is real.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
And of course he wants you to know that he
was one of the Tom the Founder's Top eight friends.
He was on the top eight list until my Space
got sold, and to this day they now follow each
other on Instagram. Pull that off, good question. He was
always an early adopter all that I.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Was menas he heard about bitcoin way back when the
old yeah, a little bit the old what justin dot
tv which eventually became Twitch, which was brought out by Amazon,
Damn new time for MySpace, blah blah. Okay, So Menas
was on the ground floor for all of these things.
Any any like inkling of a foot in the door
with millions of dollars, I like that.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah, he was always adjacent to it. And I remember
when Twitter first came out. He showed me Twitter Twitter.
I said, what do you do with this? Oh, you
can talk about what you ate for lunch, or I'm
walking across the street. I'm going to drwayenn Er Schnitzel.
Who's who cares? Apparently, and apparently the world cared. He
was arrested for breaking a guy's nose. Apparently, according to Menace,
(14:38):
he did get arrested for that, but it was self
defense and he proved it to the cops because his
friends took a video of the fight and it showed
the police that.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
It was That's another thing ago, the original bump fights, right,
that was the video.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
But he was not arrested for breaking an enterreaction. One
more quick one about Menace and we'll get to Woody next.
So Number one Menace was on one season of a
Bravo TV show. Menas turned down a chance to go
to u c l A.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
To like.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
College, to go there, to attend, not to visit, not
to go to the yeah, not to go to the fall.
Or Menace was repeatedly harassed and even kicked by his
mom's lama. She lives basically farm.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
So what was the first one?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Menas was on a season of a Bravo TV show
he turned down a chance to go to u c
l A. Or he was repeatedly harassed and even kicked
by his mom's lama.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I mean, lamas do like and I think like lama
and I'll pack are kind of like they spit and
they can be kind of feisty.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
So if he she had.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
One, I can imagine it being not super nice.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
What Bravo show he could have possibly been on, but
why would he have been invited to u c l A.
That's the one that's really I'm really stuck on right now.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Special needs scholarship.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
That's not nice?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yeah, oh yeah, it's what Bravo show could you have
possibly been on? You?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
That's for you to figure out.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
I don't really watch a lot of Bravo. I like,
it's all glamor and flesh. It's all, you know, selling
sunset and lives in real estate rich people.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Right, although there there is no part of me that
can think of what U c l A would have
wanted him for.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
No offense is I can't think of it. I mean,
I know he was really in a film.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Maybe he got invited on like a special work study
program to film school.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Okay, so what are you going with?
Speaker 3 (16:47):
It can't be that, it can't. The life has to
be UCLA, all right.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
I thought Gina would have a perfect game. You did,
not true, and I've never heard that either. He told
me about this, he said, you have to do that,
and I thought, is that a lie?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Is?
Speaker 3 (17:04):
What's the story behind that?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Okay? So as far as the U c l A
thing goes, Uh. He was awarded a scholarship for film
and TV, but says he turned it down because quote
you know words. I think he was intimidated to go there,
and he was like, oh that's a real school checks out.
I mean, that's self awareness though he knew he would, yeah,
you know thyself. And then he said he took the
(17:26):
money though and went to art school.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Okay, so he used scholarship money and I even gave.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
The explanation and turned away from it. What Bravo show
was he on?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
I don't remember the name of it, but he says,
if you google Menace Bravo TV, you can find videos
of him making out with people.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Emily with Sex with Emily podcasts miss Misadvised. So sex
with Emily is a It was a sex podcast before
a caller Daddy people right way back when. And yeah,
I guess they did a Bravo at least one season
of that work because Menus was the co host. Okay,
so he wasn't on it.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
He wasn't doing like a talking head like I'm not
here to make friends, like not that kind of Bravo show.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Okay, it's like the early days. The lie was that
Menace was repeatedly harassed and even kicked by his mom's lama.
The lie was that he was repeatedly harassed and kicked
by his mom's goat Bumper, the infamous.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Goat are we Okay?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Well, I mean I thought that was a good twist.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Yeah, it's a bit of us close one, might I
see what you're saying?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Okay, agree with it?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
So it was a lot farm animal.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Just like do you I Q exactly Okay, amazing exactly, Gina.
Sometimes in life you get things wrong and you have
to deal with it right. And it was masterfully written.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Question, you know what, this is my fault.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
We'll see how well you do with Woody.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Two toruths and a lie. That's coming up next here
on the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Sports dang with the Jeff good Morning Show squad.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
Dodgers offense is back and we could thanks Max Munsey.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
First first tea drill to right field.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
Big night for Max Monsey. Dodgers beat the Cardinals twelve
to six. Monsey really is the key to the Dodgers offense.
When he was out, Dodgers offense was bad.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
I mean he's back.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Everyone eats.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Mookie Bets had three hits last night. He's been struggling.
Speaker 6 (19:21):
Tasker Hernandez three hits, four RBIs Otani even had a
couple hits as well.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Max Munsey is.
Speaker 6 (19:26):
A spark plug for the Dodgers offense. Now Otani is
on the mound for the Dodgers today and it's also
Otani's World Series ring giveaway. The game is at one
ten early game today at Dodgers Stadium. The race scored
seven runs. In the fourth inning. Halo's lost to Tampa
Bay seven to three. Same two teams today at one
oh seven WNBA.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Sparks beat the Fever.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
Last night Kelsey Plumb twenty five points, Cameron Brink five
blocks in just sixteen minutes, and the Sex Toy bandit
was at it again, this time at Crypto dot Com arena.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Oh look out, something just came into the floor. Got
an object of just flewing as the free throw is being.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Made, and you look like.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
I did a player too.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
I get it.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
Everyone wants to be TikTok and Instagram famous.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
But stop already. Man.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
The first time was not cool, but kind of funny.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
This is like the fourth time. Already.
Speaker 6 (20:21):
Let's get over it. Already be mature. If you're gonna
go to the game, just watch it. Respect the ladies. Okay,
onto the NFL. Keenan Allen back in a Chargers uniform.
He signed a deal yesterday, and the Rams running back
Hyri and Williams signed a three year, thirty three million
dollar extension. I'm Jeff G and that's are so cal sports.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Thank you, Jeff, agree completely about the fild things.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Yeah, we got it, we got it.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
We got it all right. Welcome back to the Woodie Show,
where we are busy playing two Truths and a Lie.
Because Woody and Menis are both out today. They're off
at a radio show convention, morning show boot camp. So
with Gina, we've been playing two truths in a Lie
all right, had a perfect game with MENACE's fun facts.
So we're moving on to Woody, who I would like
(21:04):
to point out by the way, I asked both of
them to help me out with this game. Woody just
didn't respond. Menis responded, gave me tidbits, gave me notes
than you gave me stories.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
I think a very intentionally selective hearing sometimes and email
and text reports.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Very true, very true. Although if he texts one of us,
will you respond? And he said, yeah, I'm just not
going to.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Respond, Okay, So you're on your own.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
It's just vapors from Woody. But I got a lot
of tidbits from Menace. But from what I came up with,
just from my own mind for you to play along
with Gina, two of these are going to be true.
One is a lie. We're talking about Woody right now.
So number one, Woody was worried that CSI would figure
out that he egged a neighbors car.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Woody was well into his late twenties when he first
tried weed because he was worried he would get in
legal trouble for doing it. Hey or number three would
He was worried that Howard Stern legitimately did not like him.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
I think he was a very late or wait, I
was gonna say he's very late to the weed game.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
But then I'm thinking, has he ever smoked weed? That's
a good question.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
I don't, I don't.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
I don't want to say answer.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
See, because I think you're now after the after I'll
pack a goat gate. You might be screwing with me
from the last.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
NIS question technical like, oh, he didn't smoke it, he
eat it. Yeah, okay, that's okay. But no, I said
tried weed.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Okay, I think that the matter of the method, that's
probably true.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
What was the first one?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
He was worried that cs I would figure out that
he egged a neighbors car?
Speaker 5 (22:46):
What a cs I say? Criminals? Sex crime, segator criminals.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Card is here we go?
Speaker 5 (22:54):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Thanks board.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Let's see, I know he did have some sort of
relationship with Howard Stern. I know they knew each other
worked in the same building. I'm trying to show my
work here. How I'm getting to this, So, I mean,
if I worked in the same building as Howard Stern,
I too would be afraid that he was mad at
me all the time for no reason.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
But then again it's what he so maybe had a reason.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Was he talking crap.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I'm gonna say that's real, and I'm going to say
the weed is real and the CSI is not real.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
That is a lie, all right, Well, Gina, you bombed
that one. He never had any concern about Howard liking
him or not. They just got along, so that was
totally true. I mean, I'm sorry, that was a total lie.
He was never worried if Howard liked him or not.
The true ones are that he was well into his twenties. Yeah,
when he tried weed for the first time, he was
convinced that he'd be the one guy that literally got arrested.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Well, look, if.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
We were all sent in handcuffs to an outward bound program,
we'd be worried too.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
And then there was this one car at an apartment
complex he lived in in Chicago where a certain car
would constantly block his exit, and he was fed up
with it, and he threw eggs at it from his
bedroom window. And then he got so paranoid that the
police would take the time to piece the eggs back
together and get fingerprints from it, so he cleaned up
(24:13):
the eggs.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
It is so funny and so not like you paranoid.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah, it's like a you me move pretty.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Much, so funny. I had never heard.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
That time for one more to truth and a lie
about Woodie. Number one once had sex with his wife
in the parking garage of an apartment building. Nice once
told his wife he was too full to receive oral sex,
not to give it, to receive it or not. Once,
but twice had sex with his wife on their favorite
(24:42):
Mexican beach.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Oh they do have that, Yeah, and they've gone to
the same beach like a thousand times.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Don't text it because we don't know what it is, right,
you can text. I don't have that.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
What the resort?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Yeah, or any of that you have not Like I
have no way to know it. I'm saying tech people always,
that's the universe. That's the number one question.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Yeah, secrets Maroma beach.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Oh, you're good I was going to make up like
a Sandals location. Okay, I I think I do remember,
unless I'm having a false memory, that he did have
sex in a parking garage or wait, was that another
person we know that had sex in a car in
a parking lot? Anyway, Okay, I think for now I'm
(25:33):
going to bookmark that I'm gonna stick with.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
That's true.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
What was the second one?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Once told his wife he was too full to receive
oral sex.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
So weird, and that he had sex in Mexico, like
in public, like on the beach.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
The only reason I'm going to say that's a lie
is because maybe he would just like not care enough
to do that. But I've met his wife many times,
and I don't see that being on the table. I
think he's going to say something obnoxious like I'm too
full to receive oral I think the lie is they
had sex on the beach, nailed.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
It always says that sex on the beach is terrible, great,
gross sandy.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Has anyone had sex on a beach?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
I have not.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Okay, I've had a naked massage on a beach, and
that is one of those things you know people say,
like sex and a hot.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Tub horrible idea.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Same thing with a naked massage on the beach in Greece,
fully naked.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
This guy was like going around like you say, massage.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Yeah, I'm twenty and I do everything, so.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
I let him do it and literally just like it's
like doing it with sandpaper, just rubbing sand in my back.
No matter how so bad you think you can get,
it gets everywhere, It's everywhere.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
And then I had a super hardcore almost sex not
quite on the beach and here nice you know, like
on a beach. Yeah, and it was so like the
makeout alone from like the wind.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Because the sun had just gone down.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
It was like drinking cups of like Dixie cups full
of sand.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Yeah, I just it's.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
I would see you proceeded from there, yeah, well and
then we and then we went to his car and anyway,
it ended up being my husband.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
So yeah, so I guess I'm really good at that.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
And we also will never let him live down the
fact that he was so full after eating. I think
it was wrong with I think I don't know, maybe
that fondue place that he likes it, he was so
damn full.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Oh, because he was his anniversary and they went to
the fondue place every year.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Yeah, and his wife wanted to do stuff to him
down south, and he said he was too full to receive.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
To lay there, Yeah, to lie there.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Wow, that's very.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yeah, fondue before four hose or whatever the expression is. Yeah,
that's a cheese before hose. Well, well done, Gina, Thank you.
You're a good detective. You're a good detective. We got
more of the Woody Show coming up, Deck wood Show
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