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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
So the pumpkin spice lattes are back at Starbucks. Pumpkin
Spice season. I'm seeing everything pumpkin spice. Every year seems
to be more and more things. I just wonder, is
there really this much of a demand for pumpkin spice exactly?
I mean, SeaBASS, you're always big into digging into the
Google analytics stuff and you to see like spice. Like
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like as a kid, it was never like, oh, pumpkin spicy.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It didn't exist.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah, it wasn't until I saw the cheerios in the
grocery store the other day.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yes, there's that, there's pumpkin spice. Everything makes yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Anyway, So to honor, if you will, Pumpkin Spice season,
when we had our meeting that we have every week
to determine like, hey, what should we do what's coming
up on the show, and uh, Morgan says, hey, guys, no, actually,
hey y'all, So.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Yeah, because hey, y'all, you know I like them a buck.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
So pumpkin spice lattaser coming back, and what if I
butt chug a pumpkin a pumpkin spice latt We all had.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
So much fun on Saint Patrick's Day.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Woman, that's true.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
It was awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Menace and Morgan back on Saint Patrick's Day butt chugged beer.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah, we had heard about people doing that.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
Yeah, a good buzz, but I never knew anybody.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Who actually did it. Morgan definitely enjoyed it.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
In a weird way. It's not like I got drunk
because it didn't stay inside of me.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
She has said that a few different times about how
I kind of liked it. It was very fresh.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Yeah, God forbid, I'd be honest about how I feel.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
It's arousing.
Speaker 6 (01:42):
Yeah, I will say this though, I don't know if
ilubed enough when I did it, because I think I scratched.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Scratching a little bit.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
It took it.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
It took a minute to us. I just thought of
that and I said, oh crap, we don't have any lube. Well, thankfully,
my my cabinet of dildo's I did have a little
single served lube package is exactly like the ones that
gave me back when I was a sperm done ring.
That's think about that. When it expired, Actually no it doesn't.
Next year, it does break down.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
That's really.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
I don't remember using lube the first time.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I brush you, bast I think you just spit on it.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Do whatever you normally do.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
We did get this is a fresh one fresh enema.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
And we used the pump style animas on account of
just logistics. If she do a handstanding here, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Right, So we have the pumpkin spice latte that we
haven't got from Starbucks a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
It's official and.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Shout out to Sammy. I requested dairy free milk and
she did that for me. Okay, because apparently that matters
for this. If you consume it in my mouth, why
would I do it up the butt? Thank you.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Usually if you consume dairy, it gets blown out your butt.
You can't tolerate du It's gonna get blown up your butt.
A lot of very a little bit different.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Are you.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Are you normally a coffee drinker or not?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Yeah, which I was going to skip my coffee this morning,
but I went ahead and went with it.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
She was doing this in the studio.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
But we do have a pop up tent like you
would use camping if you're gonna go take a deuce
or whatever.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
But we can go ahead and get okay, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
And I just wanted to be clear. Last night when
I ate dinner, I didn't think about what you're doing
the next day. So I had like a big bowl
of Brussels sprouts.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yeah, I'll stop talking. Coffee are a thing. Coffee doctors
might argue on the effectiveness, but they do exist.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I said, what what in the butt? I said, what
what in the butt?
Speaker 6 (03:37):
I said, I love trouble getting into the Okay, Yeah,
she's in the tent and her face is poking through
the whole. Yeah we can see her here is day.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
That's a great hype for me. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Should I go ahead? Drop trow?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Why not go ahead?
Speaker 6 (03:54):
What's the official name of this tent? People want to
pick up their own?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Like yeah, pop?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Like probably see tents changing, can't Samy's got the loose?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Sammy? Do you needy help? You need Sam to come
in there?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
And wanted to do it put.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
The loubet me let me let me, let me explain.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
So it's the bottle that has the the the enimate
bottle has the the Pumpkins spice latte in it, and
then there's a and then there's a hose like a
tube that goes from the bottle to what looks like
a very thin dildo ri and she just and she.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Just puts some lube on on top of it.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Then teamwork.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
You might need to pass it through the whole the
whole thing should be in the in the Yeah. Anyway,
there's a pump on top of the bottle so that
she can pump it and then get that to h
you know, start start the pumpkin. Spice flow into her
back door. Now it is warm. It was originally iced hot.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
It was hot.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Now it's room town.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Okay, now it's room because we we we bought it
and it's been sitting out for a while just here
in the studio.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
And so yeah, that was one of the questions on
the texts that iceed or warm.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
We're not animal.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
It's so weird standing here with my pants down looking
at all.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
At you.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
I feel like I'm in a nightmare and you have
nothing on. My pants are around my ankles.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Pants are on her angled up. Now what the okay?
Did you still you still have.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
The unless you shine a like from inside you could
you can ready?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah, whenever you're ready, So she has are you ready?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
She has the inserting and in her in her hand.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
All right, so.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
You can roll your sleeves up.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
It's probably a good idea, all.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Right, okay, and it goes.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
I remember the two being longer last time. Really, Oh okay, hold.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
On, take a second, don't look for a second.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Clinch.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Research on why it's beaded like the two bumpy like?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Is it in your butt? Maybe almost?
Speaker 5 (06:03):
It's a little more painful than I remember.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Maybe tell you how many are in so you know
how far?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
How far did you put it in there?
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Maybe too far? Okay, I'm in, Okay, I'm ready to.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Put all right, can see the Brussels sprouts, all right.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
So the first okay, alright, I'm in enough to where
I don't have to hold it. Okay, that too deep?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Ye show us about your hands. It's so funny.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
All right.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Morgan is but chugging a Starbucks pumpkin spice latte.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Here we go, and started the pump hot. Is it flowing?
It's kind of.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Coming out pump faster.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Okay, I feel.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
It now already.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Yeah, this this is better than the beer?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Why not?
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Busy?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Carbonated?
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Not carbonated? Delightful?
Speaker 6 (07:00):
How many pups?
Speaker 5 (07:01):
I'm making a mess?
Speaker 6 (07:02):
What does it taste like?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Delicious? What is this regular? Pso?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah, she's got it. Like she's hiding. She's holding it
too high.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
It might be easier.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Yeah, oh smart, Okay, all right, okay, this is a lot?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Is there like a bucket in there or something like that,
like if she like a dark.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Explodes dripping out.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Yeah, okay, is.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
It from the from the bottle or from your back door?
Speaker 5 (07:30):
From the back door to keep checking, you can just
pick up the pump and take it to the bathroom.
You know what this makes you want to do? Put
on some boots and a sweater, like, yeah, I'm about
halfway done.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
So halfway done.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Do you feel each individual pump or is it absolutely really?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
What's the size pumpkin? Spice loots? What's what's that size cup?
Speaker 6 (07:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I don't speak Starbucks?
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Okay? And then how much caffeine is in a Grande
ps a lot? Because I'm getting kind of jittery.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yeah, but if that makes sense, I think, so, oh,
you're gonna be wi I won't be able to sleep.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
Because since you're doing it that way, it gets absorbed
right in to your blood.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, that's what the professionals doing this way.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
I mean, yeah, I do see girls on Instagram a.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Lot doing coffee are you am now?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Kinda I feel awake, like my heart's kind of beaten
fast because tearing it in.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Maybe because you know, naked in the studio.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Wow, like a quarter.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Oh no, I'm doing the whole Okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yeah, that has two shots of it espresso one hundred
and fifty milligrams of caffeine, so that's two cups of coffee.
But again, but again taken directly, don't have a hard time.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
I feel yeah, am I? I hope? I feel like
there's nowhere else for it to go?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Get right? All right, blockage.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Well, the fun part, and Sammy be sure to follow
her is the race to the bathroom.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Okay, I'm going to finish strong.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
I'm so hard.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Guys, like I remember, she got like a whole can
of beer up there no time at all. She basically shotgun.
She kind of shotgun looks disgusting. Can you smell something, Samon,
You're kind of like waving like you can smell something. Oh,
she's good, okay, all right, she butt shrugged the entire
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pumpkin spice lots in.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Nice work, happy fall y'all.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Now season, this could be a bad idea, so I'm
not saying we should do it.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
But what if for like every minute she holds it
she gets one hundred dollars?
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Love it?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Okay if but I gotta But what if she can't
hold it?
Speaker 6 (09:38):
Then where does it go?
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Onto the dart? I guess I'm kind of scared to
take it out.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Oh it's not out yet. It's like a plug.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Oh yeah, you're gonna have to like kind of clench
as you pulled out, right.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
I mean yeah, it's like what's it called when you
get him palled with something and the doctor says, leave it,
leave it in.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
It now?
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Yeah? Okay, So speaking that you enjoy it so much?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Would you no?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I no, to go get a trash, Sammy, go get
it like a not a big tall trash can get
like one of the smaller one. Yeah, it was one
of already all right handed to Greg, get her a
butt trash can, Greg.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
It's already full, Greg, like there was a bug.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I didn't know pek it it's okay. Yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
You could do what you want. Girl, you like it
so much? Would you ever do this at home?
Speaker 5 (10:27):
An actual animal?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Like what you just did?
Speaker 6 (10:29):
I love that she's holding that super close to her face.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, something was just in your.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
B may probably not. It seems like a mess and
a lot of work, you know, but the maybe back
in my days when I was doing cocaine and stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, crazy, did you ever do a coffee and that
seems like something you would have done?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Colnic No, never done anything like that.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Gina, you love it, but I also like super like
like twitchy, like I think it would freak me out.
I'll do it.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
I mean, Morgan's shown me that it can be done.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
And you're holding it. Yeah, you're holding it all.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Yeah, all right, I'm clinching.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Well give it up Morgan.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Everybody, yea in honor of the Pumpkin Spice latte, now
back at Starbucks, she has uh successfully butt chugged a
Pumpkin spice latte.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
While you're buying it. Tell them this.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Show quick check in now that Morgan's back from the restroom.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
She if you're just tuning in and we'll.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Have the video and everything, well not the video that
you think you're going to see, but just a show
that was actually happening here, but Morgan proof to honor
the return of Pumpkin Spice season, the return of the
pumpkin spice Latte at Starbucks. She butt hugged a pumpkin
spice latte. They do that at corporate headquarters of Starbucks. Yeah, yeah,
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I think they. I think they do.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Speaking of smelling like coffee, yeah, I feel like I
reek of coffee.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Really.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Oh I don't smell anything not that. Do you saw
anything over.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
There walking back in the room.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Yeah, okay, and there is a little puddle in the tent.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Like.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
How do you do you feel though?
Speaker 5 (12:14):
I mean, here we go again. I feel great. Yeah,
I feel amazing, even better than the beer, because it
must be the caffeine that's in my bloods.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Do you feel that are putting stuff in your butt? R?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
I mean I think it's common.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Do you have a little deja vous from like bumping
lines because it's so jittery?
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Yeah, because I feel like cracked out, like you could
do anything? Yeah, like, oh my god, what do you
need me to do? Wow? So no, I feel.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Yea, So maybe you should do this.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
Sometimes you're an addict in that.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
I mean I was looking it up, and there are
allegedly benefits to doing coffee animas well.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
We worked with a radio guy who like pretty much
did it every morning. He had an attachment in the shower.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Is that right?
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Yeah, he talked about on the RAO filtered. Uh there
were human Oh yeah he did that. Yeah, he talked
about how.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
It was on a different show. I didn't hear him
talking about it.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
Yeah, he had, like he said, he had an attachment shower.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
That leans hippie.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Yeah, and that's the videos I see on Instagram and
stuff of girls doing it. They're pretty hipster.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
But I thought the purpose was to help you go
to the back.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
It's like fracking all this stuff in your colon.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Oh I thought it was just for date night, right, Yeah,
I'm supposed to clean out.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
I'm honestly like, that's not why the other scotching butterscotching,
Like when the pornicks do it, it's called butter scotching butterscotch.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
I think it's because of the color.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I was gonna say, where does where does that term
come from? But now I'm getting thank you, GA. Wasn't
wasn't thinking about that.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
I thought people did it just to enjoy themselves.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
They can do that too.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Being why to do it? There have been a couple
of questions, why do you feel like you need to
do stuff like this.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
Me is on the text, Oh I don't feel the
need to do them. It comes up and I'm down
and I think.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
By the way, just for the record, she suggested this one.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
We had the idea about butt chugging a beer at
Saint Patrick's Day, and you know, Menace is willing to
do it, and she's like, I'll do it, and so
they both did that. And then after she did that,
we've heard about since then how she kind of enjoyed it. Yeah,
Slash found it refreshing Greg very much. And so when
this came around, I just talking about it.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
And that's a dumb question. Why did you do it
because you like it?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Greg, Why do you feel the need to go on
a walk with your dog?
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I also don't want it to be where people think
that we're forcing her as a show, like did she's.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Yeah, And this is not I got to pay my
dues thing. This is like I have the best job ever.
Tell my friends yesterday, like, oh my god, I'm so
excited for work tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
And it is one of those things that Greg talking about.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Greg and I talked about this every once in a while,
like every once in a while we'll have a moment
where we're sitting here and like Morgan's in a tent.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Almost a studio, and we're looking over and.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
She's like she's pumping a pumpkin spice latte into her butthole.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
And this is work.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Yeah, this is all we're doing the day at work,
but it's we did today your day.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
That's my college degree that I'm using eight seven seven.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
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