HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show September 10th 2025 Podcast

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
The Woody Show, and let's get underway with another hour,
shall we shall? Let's do it Insensitivity training for a
politically correct world.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
It's Wednesday morning, midweek. It's September tenth, twenty twenty five.
Pleased as punch. If you are here, that's Greg Goring.
That's a menace.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Hi Grant is here, Sea Bass is here, Sammy, Good morning.
Morgan is taking your calls.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Good morning to you, Morgan, Mardin, Vaughn and Bort Menji
gangs all here.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Phones are open at eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
You can't send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. Looking forward to Greg's conversation that he
had with his dad. He recorded it because it was
supposed to be where Greg was making confessions. We had
originally brainstormed it out that way.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Where I veered off course Greg.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Greg was going to be spending time with his parents
while we were on break, and we said, hey, you
should do something where you confess to think, every kid
did some things as a kid that your parents to
this day probably don't even know about it. And so
you know, we were gonna have Greg confess those things
to his dad just to get his reaction what it
turned into, I guess, and I haven't heard the audio yet.
We're gonna all hear it together for the first time.

(01:17):
Is where Greg basically wanted to know from his dad
how he has disappointed him.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yes, O, Greg, very Greg, along with a few others.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
So that's the other story. Now, you guys are both
drinking wine at the time or Yeah, a sober conversation idea.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
It was one of those things where I had a
hard time listening back to it, so I didn't until
late yesterday. And I sound drunk. My dad sounds normal.
I sound like I'm on mega drugs, so he sounded normal.
That's Gina grad. What about the trending news headlines was
happening this morning?

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yeah, well, Apple announced the new iPhone seventeen yesterday at
their big yearly product launch, and there's gonna be four
new models. There's the iPhone seventeen, the iPhone seventeen Air,
which is the thinnest one they've ever made, the iPhone
seven Team Pro, and the iPhone seventeen Pro Max. They
started about seven ninety nine, but that's the base model.
That go up to about twelve hundred for the Pro Max.

(02:08):
All four models have big hardware upgrades, longer battery life,
bigger displays, upgraded forty eight megapixel cameras, and new processing chips.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Now, wasn't what you thought, Menus, because you the last
few years have not been excited about the new iPhone.
There was a day that Menace would camp out all that.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, he would get the new phone every single time.
And but this one going into it from what he
had heard some of the rumors swirling around, and I
said that he was going to be interested me stuff,
I am. It became true and it was what they
said it was going to be.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
So the new video capabilities and how the camera works,
it's mostly on the camera stuff. Yeah, yeah, I'm really
excited about that. And so I'm all in. I'm in
on the Pro Max. Okay, Yeah it sucked. You know,
you're in the office while we're playing it, and like,
why do we got to sit through all the other iPhones?

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Dude? Forever?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
The big announcement then they do the big pumping circumstance
thing is so boring. Oh yeah, exactly. Well, it's a
lot of repeated information. Yeah, the new air pods seem cool. Yes,
excited about that was the AirPod Pro three or whatever
they are.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
What's the difference, Well, they.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Do a bunch of they'll they'll monitor a bunch of things,
meaning like I think they can do heart rate. I
think they do a bunch of other stuff things through
the air pods. But also what's really cool is it's
enhanced base, so you have like more of a fuller sound,
which I'm fine with the sound on the current ones.
But what it will do is real time translations what
I want. That's the thing. So if you're a traveler

(03:31):
and you're gone somewhere, you don't really speak the language,
real time, you know how they do it, like in
the United Nations where they have it'll work the same way.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
As cool dreams what I always wanted.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
You can use it as hearing aids as well. Yeah,
but we're able to do with the last ones too though,
right I didn't.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
I don't think they released that. I mean they announced
it the last one, but I don't know that. I
think you can finally release and I can hear what
the nail salon ladies say. Wanted to sit there and
really what's going on?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
What are they really saying about you?

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (04:01):
In Armenian and Korean. That's what I need.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah, really excited about the live translation and the Max.
But again sitting through all the other iPhones.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Like, yeah, Apple Watch stuff. You know, the guy got
all that cind of crap. I don't really care about
the Apple Watch. Yeah, well it would have been. There
was a two terabyte version of the of the new
iPhone seventeen. But the thing is the meta pointing. It's like,
he goes, what wait, hold on, wait, you forgot to
mention the price on that one. I know they like
two great.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, they only gave you the first pro Max price,
Like when it starts at it was like almost eleven
hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, someone, what's the two terabyte?

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:35):
How much? It's like too much? That bitch cout.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Well you can find out when you pre order. You
can start that on Friday and then it'll launch it
stores next Friday, the nineteenth.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
So yeah, the menace. Please let us know.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
I've stopped pretending the last couple of years ago. I
don't know if I'm gonna get the new one. There's
nothing that really stood out to me. I always do,
though I always end up getting it. So now I'm like,
you know what, I'm not even gonna hesitate. I'm just
gonna get it because I know I'm going to anywhere.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
And Sammy, this big thing that they highlighted was that
they had a yarn based cases. They saw that all
knitted and that's so nice. Yeah, oh, Sammy's gonna live that.
And they have like this purse version too.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Oh cute.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
It's hilarious there, Greg, but not a person perse version
for looks Karen, A good good merse.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Well, remember wa I told you about that a whole
I was accused of, accused of fatally stabbing that Ukrainian
refugee girl on the train in Charlotte. Well, he's now
facing a federal charge on top of state level murder charges.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
Get this.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
The official charge from the FEDS is causing death on
a mass transportation system. That's its own charge, which carries
the possibility of life in prison or the death penalty.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
The US I should have been off the street to
begin with, thank you, But what a.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Very specific charge. I think they're just trying to throw
the book at him, which they should. The US Attorney
General says she's going for the maximum penalty and just
remind her that this murderer was arrested fourteen times before
this attack, so the government wants to now make an
example of him?

Speaker 3 (06:04):
What about the ahole witnesses? Yes, sitting there and watching
it happen and then just left.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
But kind of but like, yes, for sure, but if
you saw that in front of you, like, wouldn't you
kind of be in shock?

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Like what do you? How do you respond?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
I would hope I had something on me so I
could inflict pain on that person.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
That'd be nice.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah, very Least make a phone call.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
Yeah, exactly, citizens arrest well.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
Eagles defensive lineman Jalen Carter will be back for Week
two against the Chiefs.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
After getting tossed from the season.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Opener, Yes, spitting on deck press got during the game
against the Cowboys. The NFL decided to dock him his
first game check to the tune of about fifty seven
thousand dollars instead of giving him an extra suspension since
he was booted before even playing a snap. Carter said
that he spat on the ground while talking to a
teammate and Prescott just thought it was aimed at.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Him by way, Yeah, misunderstanding, he said.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
He apologized and it won't happen again. Well, back On
Monday night, after the Phillies beat the Mets, they had
that postgame press compt friends where Philly's picture Aaron Nola
was answering questions. Oh yeah, and he was interrupted by
a teammates very loud, very noticeable fart.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yes, all right, we don't we don't. I guess we
don't know exactly who who cut it? No, but we
don't know the identity of the player. So it's kind
of like a guess whose guess exactly? Yeah, but here's
here's a little clip from when he was being interviewed,
and you can hear I mean, it's it. You can't
not hear it.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Everybody loves that.

Speaker 6 (07:32):
Totally trying to hold it together, to keep this guess
whose guest?

Speaker 5 (07:42):
Everybody wants to play?

Speaker 1 (07:44):
What do you show?

Speaker 5 (07:44):
Original game?

Speaker 3 (07:45):
That's right?

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Mark copyright?

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Well, yesterday in DC Military Whistleblowers menace, I'm not sure
if you flew in for this.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Well, he watched the Apple event and then he flipped
over to this immediately on C spots.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Yeah, testify that they've seen UFOs and that people from
US and t Elligence keep trying to cover it up.
During the hearing, Congressman Eric Burlison of Missouri showed shocking
never before seeing footage of a tic Tac shape UFO
being strucked by a hell fire missile from the US
military drone and watched that video yeah last year.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
Here are some of the comments made it yesterday's hearing.

Speaker 7 (08:18):
I'm not to the conclusion that I believe that there
are aliens coming from another planet, but I'm open to that,
and I think that it's our responsibility, especially when we're
seeing that we have a government that is actively blocking
information from us.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
There is something out there and we should know as
to people what it is. Are you scared for your safety?

Speaker 8 (08:37):
That's a complicated question. So being here today, if I
say the wrong word, technically I can be charged with espionage.
Espionage is a death penalty. Whistleblowers have faced it.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
I could tell just by his voice sounds that guy's
a dork. Yeah, Like he's one of those like crazy
conspiracy dors. I could be charged with.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
Yeah, but s with who like Martians?

Speaker 2 (08:55):
These guys, the ones that are like the government's after
me type guys, are a kind of annoying.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
When it comes to the UFO stuff. Just share the
knowledge that you have.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
But the interesting thing to me is a UFO just
means unidentified object. Okay, fine, but when the UFO is
being hit by a military.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
Drone, now I'm like, okay.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Not supposed to be over. Yeah, but no, they're saying
for it to still be able to fly. That's kind
of weird.

Speaker 8 (09:20):
That's a complicated question. I thought complicated so being here today,
if I say the wrong word, technically I can be
charged with espionage.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Technically I could be.

Speaker 8 (09:29):
Espionage is a death penalty. Whistleblowers have faced it.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
Okay, but also, don't we have space Force? Can't they
knock this thing out?

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:37):
We're building a base in Nevada. Dude, I keep seeing Jupiter.
I keep seeing pops up maybe because just on vacation
and mosquitoes and things like that. There's this device have
you seen the one that had the lasers? What you
sit it in a room and it's a laser and
shoots mosquitos out?

Speaker 5 (09:55):
Is that an action?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
It feels like one of those things that you see
advertised like a Instagram. Yeah, it's bs. It never works.
The idea of it seems really dope.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Is it like sky mall?

Speaker 9 (10:06):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Kind of like it just no, it seems like it
wouldn't work. Yeah, I'm sure there's videos of it on YouTube.
See if you can find one. Yeah, that'd be so cool. Now,
the thing is like, what if you're just kind of
walking across the room and there's a mosquito kind of
right in front of your your face and gets you
right in the eye.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
Yeah, that it detaches your ret Now.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
You're That's one of the things. I kind of believe
that it's not real or it's not as cool as
it looks, because there would have to be some kind
of you know, laser killer. Did you see it? Yeah, yeah,
I mean looks pretty cool. It looks dope, alright, looks
more than cool.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
I'm willing to invest, yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Just to try it out. But it looks very much
like Star Wars kind of like we're the lasers shoot cube. Yeah,
gotta have it cool.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
Well, Cracker Barrel really cares what their fans think.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
All of a sudden, you guys, the chain announced yesterday
it's suspending all the remodels that we're supposed to those
like modern, like.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
Sort of scandalinian designs.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Yeah, after we able complain and made fun of the
new direction it's going, and Cracker Barrel posted on social
media saying, you've shared your voices in recent weeks, not
just on our logo but also on our restaurants. We're
continuing to listen. We're suspending the remodel. So the current
CEO who ordered all these changes, she's I mean for
now keeping her job, but when you consider the amount
of money they probably backed out for this, I don't

(11:24):
think she's gonna be around there.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
So there was something going around, this article going around
about how right. So this chick who's now the CEO
overseeing this thing, she had some kind of high level
position and even though she didn't directly make she made
she was involved in the decision at her last job
at Taco Bell to discontinue the Mexican.

Speaker 5 (11:45):
Pizza's enemy number one.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Destroyed that wrong, this ruining Cracker Barrel. You tried to
deny us the Mexican pizza.

Speaker 5 (11:55):
Why use your power for evil?

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Right now?

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Again, to be fair, when she was a talk about
she didn't make the final decision, but she was a
mucky much and she was directly involved in that whole thing.

Speaker 5 (12:07):
She was just following orders.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yeah, whatever, Apparently you have a knack for doing things
the public hate. I don't know if he's you've seen this, yeah,
and with cracker Barrel, but I'm kind of kind of noticing,
like influencers now are posting about cracker barrel and how
much they love.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
It, and they're taking their families people.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
People do like cracker Yeah, I love it too, But
I'm just like, oh, that's kind of weird that this
messaging is going out with these influencer people and like
celebrities and stuff like that. Yeah, somebody's getting paid, Yeah
for sure. Hey, dumbass Tyler, come in here real quick. Oh,
that guy is probably an expert on crime crackerrel.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
I'm gonna test something out.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
Okay, Well, we are going to wrap up with some
Woody show.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Food news, food news.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
The Girl Scouts are adding a new cookie to their lineup,
and it's called Explorer Moors.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Are you gonna let that all right? Just let it
fully slam.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
So this is supposed to be another name for the
adventurous spirit of the Girl Scouts. The cookies inspired by
Rocky Road ice cream. It's filled with chocolate, marshmallow and
toasted almond flavored cream. Cookiat will be available during next
year's cookie seasons. Make sure you know, when those little
girls are shaking you down up front of the grocery store,
you get some of those.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
That sounds good, explorable set in my mouth.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
I somebody, somebody the text said, the espionage dufis sounds
like dumb ass tiles.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Really okay? All right, yeah, so hold on, we're gonna
have you repeat. Well, you're gonna repeat what he says.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
All right, that's a complicated question.

Speaker 10 (13:42):
That's a complicated question.

Speaker 11 (13:44):
Oh that throat, Yeah, I had as I had a
coke slurpy at three o'clock.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
In the morning.

Speaker 8 (13:57):
So that's a complicated question.

Speaker 10 (14:02):
That's a complicated question. Yeah, it seemed worse that I
can hear an.

Speaker 8 (14:07):
So being here today, if I say the wrong word,
technically I can be charged with espionage.

Speaker 10 (14:11):
So being here today, if I say the wrong word,
I can be charged with espionage.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
Amazing call.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
Espionage is a death penalty.

Speaker 10 (14:23):
Espiona is the death penalty.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Boy, here we go. I'm sweating, all right.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
So we sent Greg off with a mission, and he's
going to be spending time with his parents.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
And as kids, we've all done things that to this
day as adults, our parents probably don't know about absolutely,
Like he snuck off somewhere.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
They don't know my pyromania phase at all.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
So that was kind of the idea here, is to
do a confessional where, you know, Greg would tell his
mom and dad about something that he does a kid
that he doesn't think that they know about, and just
to get the reaction. Now, I mean, you know, he's
in his fifties later, Yeah, a little bit on the
old time, right, so, I mean the statute of limitations
has expired. He would think you would think, all right,

(15:15):
but it kind of turned into something else because it's
Greig and it was awkward.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
My mom was sitting there and just listening, and in retrospect,
I sound like I'm on trank. I don't know what's
wrong with me. And we guys are drinking, right, we were,
but nine not crazy amounts, and I just sound like
a tranked out fool.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
That's how you usually sound when you're drinking. I guess
you just don't know it because you were nervous. I
don't know anyway.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
So he didn't confess anything, but what he had ended
up doing, apparently was having a conversation with his dad
and asking his dad about the ways that he was
disappointed in him.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Which which did lead to a pleasant surprise for me. Yeah,
but I wanted to start by setting the record straight
about his voice, because you say, like.

Speaker 10 (16:10):
That's that your mom.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Yeah, Gregory head out to the multi car garage and
retrieved the classic Mustang we gave you as your first cart.
The keys on the please have the help, Please have
the help pool the vehicle.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yeah, start with his voice. And this is me on
Trank by the way, I.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Said, Greg tranked out and and Greg's dad.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
All right, it's Greg Gory and I'm here sitting with
my dad.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
And you had to introduce yourself, like we're not going
just in case it errs anywhere else other than this show.
I love how Greg always denies I never say high on.

Speaker 8 (16:54):
That's true.

Speaker 10 (16:55):
I never do that.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
You like how you guys say.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
That narrative.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah, just in case we end up sending us to
other radio stations and media outlets to correctly.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
I don't even want to pick it up, you know.
All right, it's Greg Gory and I'm here sitting with
my dad, and I wanted to start by saying, Dad,
do you know that everybody thinks you say hello, I
am mister Gory, and they think you have this thick
James Bond villain accent. Can you clear the air for us?

(17:29):
That is totally incorrect.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
I do not speak like such. Life.

Speaker 9 (17:37):
Perhaps I have a New York City accent, and I
am very embarrassed about that.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Well, I can talk in a normal voice also, but okay.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, because Greg's dad is from New York and so
he's got like a New York accent.

Speaker 5 (17:51):
No I need him to be like Dracula.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
I mean I do talk like this. Yeah, forget about
he's got a little bit of those.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Yes, he has in New York accent.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
I don't hear it. It's very it's very faint that
you hear it. You can kind of hear it towards
towards the end accent even like accent, like just just
that right there of.

Speaker 9 (18:11):
New York City accent out there, And I am very
embarrassed about that.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Here, well, I can talk in a normal voice.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
I could talk talk's in there. Yeah normally heard it, Yeah,
kind of heard normal.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
And then I wanted to know from him if he remembered,
because I think my memory might be better than his,
which is shocking that there's this one time I really
embarrassed him in front of one of their female friends.
Are there any examples of when you were the most
disappointed in me?

Speaker 1 (18:40):
This is greg Gory, by the way.

Speaker 12 (18:41):
Yeah, I was very surprised to hear a lot of
the pranks that Gregory did when he was a youngster
with his best friend. But I didn't know about that
until much much later after the fact. What did we
do lying across the street of Idleberry Road, pretending that
they were bodies to stop cars?

Speaker 3 (19:05):
That's insane.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Crazy.

Speaker 5 (19:11):
Could have gotten killed so easily.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
When we saw a car coming, We would run out
into the middle of the street, lie down backwards, and
just to see if they would stop.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
Oh my goodness if they didn't.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
And if they didn't, I wouldn't be sitting here nice.
So stupid, so stupid. And then I just veered down
memory lane asked him about if he remembers calling me
when I was at work. I think that's the clip.
Do you remember one time I was doing an overnight
and you and mom were hanging out with her friend
and I was doing the overnight two to six am,
and you guys called me, and I believe you had

(19:44):
been drinking, And do you remember the name of the
band that you requested. No, I don't remember right now,
except that has the wrong name. Well you put it?

Speaker 13 (19:53):
What do you mean probably drinking? We were drinking? Okay, good,
good point. You didn't request pearl Jam. You requested the
pearl Jab, the pro Yes, we'd like to request the
pearl Jab.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
What do you mean if we were probably trying?

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yeah, well now you know where it comes from.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
Yeah, it comes right, honestly.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Those genetics man there, Yeah, those are crazy. Yeah, you
can't unlock it.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Huh. And speaking of driving the story, I've told you
guys many times. He didn't remember.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Woh is this the one where they're drinking now?

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Huh? Do you remember a time I was thirteen years
old another drinking situation where you and mom had some
friends visiting from out of state and we all went
to a party and you gave me the keys and
said you have to drive home. Do you remember that night?
Not at all? What age should you learn to drive?

Speaker 1 (20:48):
My god? Your mom? What should you learn to drive?

Speaker 5 (20:53):
She knows not what she sounds like.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Come on, this is rins, mom.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
I think your dad was probably checking the statue limitations
maybe yeah, right, Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
What you're talking about. Remember that one?

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Yeah? Yeah, and you gave me the keys and said
you have to drive home. Do you remember that night?
Not at all? Yeah, she learned to drive thirteen exactly.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
She's like, boy, we were hamming, we were slow, sixty.

Speaker 10 (21:31):
Drinking.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
I was so loaded up on Spanish fly your dad
gives me.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
It was probably like one of those jug wines.

Speaker 5 (21:39):
Of course table lines.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
So Greg is spending time with his parents and they're,
you know, having some wine and having a little conversation
here mostly with with Greg's dad and your little little
parents by Greg's mom there, yeah, right, little parents. And
then I don't remember doing this. I basically commandeered my
dad's car and changed it completely.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
This is clip four. Any other example when I was
an utter disappointment and shame tin. I do recall once.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
He wasted no time. By the way, if you noticed, like, yeah,
you asked it disappointed me? Actually yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Do recall one. It's a funny incident. Okay.

Speaker 12 (22:17):
I had gone overseas on a work assignment, and I
had lent you, my dotson.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
To eighty Z okay, and I get a phone call
from you.

Speaker 12 (22:26):
You know, I'm about eight thousand miles away, and you said, hey, Dad, if.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
You were to paint your car, what color would you pick?

Speaker 12 (22:35):
Right? I said black, and you said, oh, that's what
I just did.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Okay, So I asked you for permission after the fact.
After the fact, that's always easier to ask for forgiveness.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
What kind of paint did you use? How I never
heard this story. Twenty plus years of working together, I
had completely forgotten this. So he was on this work
trip that lasted for several months living I think it
was Saudi Arabia. Okay, you're dead, spy.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah's in Saudi Arabia for months of a time, god
knows where in Eastern Europe.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Much change.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Yeah, So he he had this gold dots and z
that I thought, Oh, it's lame, it's gold. I want
it to be black because I'm driving it for a while.
So I took it to this paint company. I don't
know if it exists anymore. It was called Earl Shot,
of course, and it was like any car for ninety
nine dollars. So I took it in and I got
this crappy ninety nine dollars paint shop, and I was like, yeah,

(23:31):
this is badass. And then I called my dad overseas
and said what he just said. Maybe I should have
asked him first what color he'd want it. If you
was going to get it painted, what would you like
it to be? Black? Probably seven sixteen seventeen killed you. Yeah,
I used my pizza parlor money to paint my dad's car, paint.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
The pea wagon.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Greg's conversation going down memory Lane and is newly painted
dots and z with his dad.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
And then I brought up you guys, not many months
ago you were in the same room, hung out with
spoke to Woody Man as Sammy, Woody's wife, Jen, Tim Martinez,
Kevin Legratt. Tell me your first impressions. Tell me your
thoughts about the group.

Speaker 12 (24:19):
Actually, I was pleasantly surprised what a nice group of
people they are. They came at a moment which was
a difficult time for me. I could see that the
support that they gave to Greg. I really appreciated that.
Now I realized what a good congenial working group you have.

(24:43):
And they really did show a lot of compassion at
my difficult time.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
And I appreciate their coming totally out of character for them,
right I'm so to.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Say, yes, wow, somebody say something nice.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Greg Jason, first and only time you met them, Yeah,
character oh dare.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
And then it turned into the infamous no sit couch. Yeah,
you witnessed that because I wouldn't allow my parents to
sit on the couch.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Now do your parents have things like that? Where did?
I wonder where that came from? They won the same thing,
because people, you know, usually kind of pick up on
their parents' lifestyle choices as far as you know, you know,
different things like because maybe your parents had those soaps
or those towels and you couldn't use fancy.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yeah that was just for nothing like that. I think
Greg picked up from MTV cribs. Yeah, they always have no.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
Sit room, no couches in plastic at.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Your normal Mario and I replaced the infamous couch that
nobody was allowed to sit on. You witnessed us not
allow you to sit on the couch. We went out
and bought a new couch. So what did we do
to celebrate getting a new couch? We let you sit
on the old couch. How insanely ridiculous do you think

(26:07):
Mario and I are for that entire era of our
no couch life. Be honest, I think that this was.

Speaker 12 (26:13):
The most idiotic episode that I've ever witnessed, for real,
for real, And when you.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Looked at the couch, I thought, what the heck is
going through your minds? What was it like experiencing the
no sit couch?

Speaker 12 (26:28):
I was so glad that I was able to mess
it up a little bit as a partying gesture before
you saran wrapped it.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
And got rid of it. So you think we're insane?

Speaker 6 (26:37):
Yes, yes, no doubt about it.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
So embarrassing. And then I asked him, well, I brought
up the fact that you guys say I hate cops,
and he kind of confirmed it.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Oh, all right.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Another thing that everybody says about me is that quote,
Greg hates cops. Do you have any thing to add
to that or do you have any proof of that?

Speaker 12 (27:02):
As a matter of fact, I have proof. And it
also was one of my embarrassing moments. We were driving
and I was pulled over by the police and I
didn't know why, and it turns out that you were
in a back seat flipping off the policeman and you
had just learned what flipping. I'm not even sure if

(27:23):
you knew what flipping off was at that time, but
you knew it wasn't a good sign, and so anyway,
I had to do some sort of explanation and apologize
for you, and fortunately we got off, or I got
off with just a warning from the policeman.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
But it was very embarrassing.

Speaker 12 (27:45):
But I guess that was sort of a prophecy as
so your attitude towards the police.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Oh maybe, yeah, okay, so maybe they are onto something
when they say I hate cops.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
That's right, that's right, that's right. I got to pop
some more trains.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Anyway, I'll be here doing Heroin if you need me, God, idiot. Okay,
let's end then the misery for me with this final
clip where I made one minute confession.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
All right, little confession, Greg talking to his parents.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Well, thanks for talking with us. I guess on that note,
I should let you know that back in the days
when I was married and house sitting for you, everybody
wanted me to let you know that I had sex
in your bed. Jesus, where else would you do it?

Speaker 1 (28:35):
I don't know, maybe my bed.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Where else would you do it?

Speaker 1 (28:39):
And you came in hot on that.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Yeah, we didn't say anything you wanted me to tell
that was your fault.

Speaker 5 (28:47):
Chill about it.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Where else would you do it?

Speaker 1 (28:49):
High five, Bru, speaking of couches, couch, that whole thing.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
Huh yeah, exactly all right. I was told to tell
you that was spicy.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
It's not my mom and dad. They made me tell
you that's it.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Well, Greg, I really enjoyed the conversation. I always enjoy
your parents. Your parents are super sweet people. They love
you guys, and they definitely nailed their impression of us.
We're very cool, a great, very very compassionate and very
I'll read to get quick break. We got some more
Winter Show coming up for you next time.

Speaker 6 (29:20):
So what do you know