September 16, 2025 • 28 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is nobody.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
We're into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Appreciate you being here. Give us some of your valuable
time today. My name is Whatdy.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
That is great gory. Yeah, Hi, wood we got Menace. Hi,
there's Gina grad Hi, we got Sea Bass, we got
Sammy Morgan is here. You got the phones open at
eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can send us
a text over to two to nine eight seven. I
got a little clipper. This is a woman sharing a
story about how she met her husband. You hear all
(00:36):
kinds of weird stories about how people made always. My
cousin met her husband and they've been married for you know,
twenty some years. They met on an airplane really.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
So she was.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Traveling for business, he was traveling for business.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Then struck up a conversation and and and that was that.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
That is like a rom com.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, but this woman she picked him up as a hitchhiker,
Oh my god, while she was in Australia for school
house her pie.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
A couple of things here.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I'll play the clip and then Morgan, I want to
give the update on your sister, because we had heard
about how your sister had gone off to was it
New Zealand or Australia, New Zealand, New Zealand, and then
that she was with that like loser dude or something
and they were just kind of traveling around. But we
hadn't gotten an update on her, but.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Actually have one a very recent update.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Okay, Well, seeing the story reminded me like, oh, yeah,
this kind of sounds like Morgan's sister. Anyway, So this woman,
that's how she met her husband. She picked him up
as a hitchhiker.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
I met my husband while he was hitch hiking. I
was three days into studying abroad in Australia and my
husband was there at a music festival and he had
gone out that night with his friends and he was
on the side of the corner trying to catch an
uber home, but the rates were too high, so they
thought they would just start walking and then try to
hitchhike back to their airbnb. My friend had a little
bit to drink and she encouraged us to just pull over.
Speaker 7 (01:53):
I don't really.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Remember that, if I'm being honest, But then they got
in our car and I was driving a rental car
back to our airbnb, which happened to be in the
same direction and literally like right down the street, and
the rest is history. We went on a date three
weeks later, officially in Sydney, and we just never stopped
talking and like fell madly in love.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Okay, it's all tracks.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Now they've been married for seven years. Yeahs it worked out.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Why is his track menace?
Speaker 8 (02:21):
Because he's studying abroad, which means.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
And I discover myself.
Speaker 8 (02:27):
Yeah music, Yeah, he's new, and he's new, the country
is new. It's everything's fun and fresh. And he said dumb,
He's dumb.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Exactly perfect. So what's up with your sister?
Speaker 9 (02:42):
So my sister was I think last time we talked
about it, she was living in this van and you
were wing.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Your boyfriend and I guess they were dealing drugs.
Speaker 9 (02:49):
That right, No, we all made that up based on
how he looks. I don't know, dealing drugs, you know.
So she actually went to Portugal for a couple of
weeks and played volleyball and did really well there. She's
back in New Zealand now and as of yesterday they
moved into a new place together.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Like an actual place, nothing with wheels.
Speaker 9 (03:08):
They have a flatmates, as they say, So there's like
three other people there. But yeah, now they actually live together.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
How do you feel about that?
Speaker 5 (03:15):
She seems happy, So I'm happy, but I.
Speaker 9 (03:18):
Just I don't know, I'm not I'm not concerned really,
but I'm just I don't think I like him.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
But I feel bad because I haven't even had him.
Speaker 10 (03:26):
You know, have you ever talked to him or just stories?
Speaker 9 (03:29):
I've like, you know, messaged him on Instagram type of thing,
but we've never talked on the phone.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
What did you mentioned what he saying to him?
Speaker 9 (03:36):
Well, he used to box, so sometimes he'll send me
funny boxing stuff, you know I was getting. Yeah, he's
just trying to be friendly.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
That's cool.
Speaker 11 (03:43):
FaceTime, you could FaceTime.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Oh I hate FaceTime. I don't even FaceTime my sister.
Speaker 9 (03:48):
Yeah, but she seems really happy, so that's good. But
that's another new step in the relationship, moving in together.
Speaker 12 (03:54):
Yeah, but is she still going to be like mobile
because of because if people don't know, she plays volleyball
and she's actually really good.
Speaker 9 (04:02):
Yeah, she plays with professionals. So I hope she keeps
traveling and doing tournaments and stuff.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
But is she still blogging?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
No?
Speaker 9 (04:09):
I mean kind of she'll posts reels on Instagram and stuff,
but I don't think she's.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Not doing a travel blog because she's not traveling.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
No, I don't think.
Speaker 8 (04:16):
Yeah, you can only do a shot of yourself sitting
by a beach in a van fifteen hundred times.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Okay, cool? Yeah, yeah cool.
Speaker 9 (04:23):
Well, I guess they weren't living in the van for
that long, but that was a experience for them.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Fellas, if you're striking out on the dating apps and
you study finding that, you need to lower your standards
because I guess the dudes that are on these dating apps,
they're swiping on chicks that are way out of their league.
That's well, that's across all genres. You you, you you.
Speaker 8 (04:42):
Aim about twenty five percent higher than guys and girls
than what you actually are.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, what's the dumbass Tyler on some of these Yeah?
Speaker 12 (04:51):
Oh yeah, he's he's heavy on the apps now, Yeah,
not just the McDonald's are.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Getting Tyler?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Are you are you heavy on the apps right now?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Like?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
What? What?
Speaker 13 (05:03):
What?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
What's your go to dating app right now? Are you
finding any and also are you finding any luck on
any of these apps? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I got a hold on there.
Speaker 13 (05:13):
He is hold on Uh didn't really find uh luck
on the apps per se, which is fine. I've been
really busy anyway, but you know, there wasn't like a
human line detector. I spent to busy, you know, over
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the place. I could have one of two guys. I
can fired up whenever I want. Anyways, I did h
meet up with someone off Instagram? And we've been talking
for like three weeks.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
How did that start?
Speaker 13 (05:54):
I actually don't even remember. Oh I actually I do, like, yeah, yeah,
she uh commented on one of the videos or stories
I posted and just kind of went from there. And
now what story was it? What was it about? It
was one of the ones when we were in Alaska? Okay,
is it hot? She does not have kids? Because I
say that? You know he likes dating single moms. Oh
(06:17):
is that right? That's his jam? Hey, they need they
need love.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
To have you met her in person? Yet?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I have? Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Good?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Nice?
Speaker 13 (06:25):
Where did you take her Chili's menace? It was actually
after after we went to Disneyland.
Speaker 12 (06:32):
I knew how lying this guy line because we go
to Disneyland and make some content.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
This guy is such a liar and I knew he
was lying too. So here's the thing.
Speaker 13 (06:42):
I actually did have work the next morning at three.
That did happen, but I stayed a tiny bit longer
than I plan.
Speaker 12 (06:49):
So, you bastard, because I was like, Hey, we're there
to make like content and stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
And then he goes, oh, I got a goal out
of nowhere.
Speaker 12 (06:59):
Well, he says, I gotta go work, and I'm like,
you never mentioned that all day.
Speaker 13 (07:03):
The other thing I wish I had guys, we're going
to ride uh Guardians and I do not do Guardians.
Speaker 12 (07:08):
But you see, liar, You're like, oh, I'll wait for
you after Guardians. I was like, I know he's going
to go meet up with the chick, but I didn't
call him out on him.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Good for him.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yeah, I mean, Tyler's a really nice guy.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, he's as awkward as any of us are in
our own weird ways. But everybody, we all know guys
like this, they'll drop you on a dime because some
chicks calling.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
I don't think that's hey, what.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Do you oh, you know for like five weeks your
boyfriend Tyler, I don't. I don't want you to take
any offense this, although it's going to sound offensive, and
I can say this as another like you know, uh
fat awkward looking dudes. Okay, because when when you have
the opportunity, you must go. That's kind when the bell
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rings you answer. It's not like guys like us have
a ton of opportunity all the time. That was and
so when the bell rings, you answer it.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
That was my point that he had this girl, sorry.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
You again, I'm gonna need to be there again. I'm
not I'm not mad at that at all. I say.
I say, you know, guys like that like yeah, yeah,
and I'm of course and I'm not angry about that
at all.
Speaker 12 (08:18):
I support it. And if he has the opportunity, I say,
go for it, but just don't lie to me about it.
They still say, oh, I gotta go to work. I'm
like this, girls just hit me up. I'm gonna go hang.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Out, and like all right, cool, I go for it.
She didn't just like have I not like that day.
I've always been supportive of you like going and dating chicks. Well,
good for you. Look what does she do. She's a nurse,
so she used to grow stuff. Yeah anyway, Tyler. So
(08:54):
apparently dudes are swiping on chicks that are way out
of their league. The study found that women will only
date in their league, and if they do go out
of their league, they only choose slightly less desirable partners.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
So yeah, you know that totally makes sense.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Yeah, but that's why men are receiving, you know, fewer
and fewer matches. Well, the reason, the reason I'm managed
receiving fewer matches is women are more picky and biologically that's.
Speaker 11 (09:17):
Yeah, but I don't think they have unrealistic.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
But what this article is saying, which I think is correct,
as girls kind of understand like what's gettable and doable, and.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Guys like I'm going for the stars, baby, and.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
I don't know why no one's reaching back.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Wells so true. Yes, Speaking of dating apps, and speaking
of Disney, Disney adults are getting their own dating app.
This guy in Orlando is launching an app this is
perfect for you, Sammy. It's called Single Riders, and they're
hoping to get the beta version up later on this year. Now,
this is one of the developers. He says he came
(09:50):
up with the idea after getting stood up on a
Disney date, and he sees the app as a way
for Disney adults to connect not just romantically.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
But also on a platon level. Here's the clip.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
My name is Joe.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I am one of the developers of Single Writers and
other theme park enthusiast dating app. So if you guys
have any ideas of things that you would like to
see in our dating app, please let me know. But yeah, like,
I'm super excited. This is happening.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
For real.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
Yeah, dude, that's so great, Single Writers, that's very clever.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Well, I mean, look, there's a there's somebody for everybody.
Oh yeah, this would work for every Absolutely, that would work.
I want to get a quick break. We got some
more Woody Show coming up for you next and there's
a there's some news. There are some news that we're
going to break on the show involving somebody on the show.
(10:48):
Is this a hot seat, No, it's not a hot seat,
nobody's nobody's in trouble.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
No idea what we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
No, No, nobody's in trouble. Nobody's in trouble. But it's
a revelation. Oh did this person know this revelations coming?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Right, Okay, no they do, okay, good, Yeah, they absolutely do.
All right, Yeah, and we're gonna have that for you
next year on the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Away murder the word.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
You're very back in the field.
Speaker 13 (11:17):
We'll be back.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
So no Woody show a welcome back everybody. Hey, so
I told you before the break that somebody on the
show had a revelation. See that's a very fair question.
This person knows they're going to be revealing again A
great question. Uh, And the answer is yes. In fact,
this person let me know that they had they had
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something that they were going to share here on the show.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
And I will let that. I will let that person
have the floor.
Speaker 14 (11:48):
Okay, And oh, I know, I know Menace knows.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I think I know. I think I've known for what
letter we have a goat, go ahead. That's what Menace
has been saying.
Speaker 10 (12:02):
I would just everyone has let everyone know that I
have a boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Finally, maybe she'll chill out.
Speaker 15 (12:14):
Now.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Oh my, should be less on edge, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
But you were very on you were very on edge
there for a while.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
How long, Sammy, it's been.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
A while, right, Menace. I just demonstrated to ask you
it's been.
Speaker 14 (12:30):
Three and a half to four months. And you guys,
what were we doing three and a half to four
months ago?
Speaker 10 (12:35):
The crew the cruise, you.
Speaker 15 (12:38):
Met Alaska cruise, the Disney Alaska cruise, is it, Tyler?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Oh my god, are you minutes?
Speaker 4 (12:45):
What?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Wait a minute, Tyler, I asked, Tyler.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Do you me? You me someone on the cruise?
Speaker 10 (12:52):
Yes, Menace was there.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
There's another radio because I had other radio people, I
think I know who this is.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
You do Is this the dude from the bar?
Speaker 10 (13:01):
Yes?
Speaker 14 (13:01):
Oh my god, the imagineer from the bar.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Oh so she's dating an employee, a Disney imagineer. Well, no,
because he wasn't working for the cruise line.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Right, he was just there on Disney imagineer.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Family already cool, all.
Speaker 10 (13:18):
Right, he was there with this family.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
I heard a little bit about this person because I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Out, yeah, everybody that night.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
I wasn't out with everybody that night.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
But my wife came back with the story about how
this guy was firing on Sammy, and Sammy was like
totally into it and like sitting up on top of
like this like kind of wall or booth or whatever
the hell it was. She was really like leaning in that. Yeah, okay,
now it's okay.
Speaker 10 (13:42):
Yeah, you guys are so woody.
Speaker 14 (13:45):
I met you and Menace and some other people for
dinner one night at like a fancier dinner on the cruise,
and I was a little late to that dinner and
I was like, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 10 (13:54):
I got lost and I don't know no. I was
having a drink with him used to get to dinner.
Speaker 14 (14:00):
We were like trying to like sneak around because I
couldn't have you guys.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Know why because because it was new.
Speaker 10 (14:08):
Yeah, but I didn't know it.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
But how are we just finding this out now?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (14:14):
Well, because you need to wait for things and see
how they progress before you let people know.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
So have you been like do they are they local
to you? Do they live where you live?
Speaker 10 (14:25):
About ten minutes away from me?
Speaker 4 (14:26):
So you've been hanging out?
Speaker 10 (14:27):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (14:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (14:28):
And then because I knew because and then because suddenly
she starts going to these different places. She's like, oh,
I went to a Dodger, And I'm like why she.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
She has a boyfriend. But I didn't.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I don't pick up on anything.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I picked it.
Speaker 12 (14:44):
I picked up right away when she started telling me
different places that she was going, I'm like, oh, she's
dating some dude.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Yeah, this is so exciting.
Speaker 10 (14:51):
You know, I do things now, you guys.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
He is the imagineer.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yes, okay, because they have the whole Disney thing and
oh yeah, so that's good, so you can talk.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
About work, right, Oh my god?
Speaker 7 (15:01):
Older, younger, younger, much younger.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Two years.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, that's not a big deal.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
You've already met his entire family, you did.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 14 (15:13):
And I didn't meet his family and the cruise. I
met his brother in law that night because that's who
he was with. But I have now since met his
entire I.
Speaker 10 (15:21):
Know, yeah, I know.
Speaker 11 (15:24):
How far into the cruise was this like within the
first couple of days.
Speaker 14 (15:27):
Uh No, it was Thursday of the cruise and we
got on one Sunday or.
Speaker 10 (15:34):
Yeah, it was closer to the end.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
You guys, I've seen this guy. So is he average height? Short,
brown hair? I have no frame of reference. I don't remember.
I just remember hearing the story because I wasn't out.
I wasn't out that night. Yeah, I was.
Speaker 12 (15:51):
Totally I had misinformation though on like that situation. Oh okay,
I think the same thing was we were told initially
the guy that was firing on Sammy was a married dude. Yeah,
so then I was like, hey, Sammy, do you want
to bounce? That's why that night I was being weird
because I'm like, hey, do you want me to get
you away from this situation?
Speaker 10 (16:11):
So number one, the one who was married, was his brother.
Speaker 12 (16:16):
I got mixed up on who who was who? So
that's why I was like, Sammy, like these guys are
talking to you. Do you not want to talk to these guys?
You want me to get you away from them?
Speaker 10 (16:24):
And also I said yes, and I ran away with Menace.
And I did that on purpose so that no one
would be suspicious. I had already given him my number
and then I ran away with men Yeah.
Speaker 12 (16:32):
So I was like okay, Like, okay, we got you
out of this situation didn't want to be in. So
this whole time I thought it was a different guy.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Wow, so are do you do you l him? No,
we don't see that four months.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Adding Am I kidding?
Speaker 3 (16:50):
No, I'm no.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Gina trying to talk. She's like no, she's uh, you
just take a while. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Sam doesn't come across as the kind of person.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Who well, she could have said it to her.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I don't. I don't think. I don't think she's a
p D A person.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
I'm think.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Like, she doesn't come across as like that kind of
she's very basic bitch in a lot of ways, like
the you know, the Hallmark stuff and all that kind
of stuff.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
But I don't I don't cat. You might write, like.
Speaker 11 (17:20):
See exactly what you're saying, Like, Yeah, Sammy's incredibly sweet
and nice, but she's not warm and fuzzy, right, yeah, exactly,
So she's kind of you're kind of more guarded.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Yeah, yes, very.
Speaker 14 (17:31):
Yeah, but I don't like p DA stuff anyways, like
people are around.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
I don't like that. No, No, have your parents met him? Yes,
there's no way.
Speaker 15 (17:50):
You can't get pregnant that way. How did she saving
that from marriage? I'm trying to think, like, how did
he you guys on a trip together then?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Right? Because if you if he met your parents, oh yeah,
they probably they probably went up to the lake. That's
probably where she just went. She just wants to.
Speaker 14 (18:09):
Okay, so I did I did, just to te So
I so he met my parents when they were out
here visiting, but that I met his family in Tahoe
because he owns a house up there with his.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Family, owns vacation.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
Home's all very interesting. He obviously likes Disney.
Speaker 10 (18:32):
Yeah, his whole family loves Disney.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
How crazy. Did things get on the boat?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Was like because you were you were you thinking like, oh,
this guy has boyfriend potential or was it one of
those like vacation, you're on vacation kind of whatever happens.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Here, like like what you talked about.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Like you talked about when you went to was it
Ireland or something? You met some guy at the bar.
He lived above the bar, and she's like whatever and
she owned the bar, owned the bar. Yeah yeah, so
it's like, you know, hey, I'm on vacation whatever.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Yeah, Like did you know you think this had legs?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Well no, no, yeah, I'm wondering like when you met him,
was it just one of those this is this is
a boyfriend potential or is it just you know, vacation.
Speaker 10 (19:11):
I didn't like hook up with him right away.
Speaker 14 (19:12):
I probably hung out with him like three or four
times on the ship before anything happened.
Speaker 7 (19:17):
So you did hook up with him on the ship.
Oh you're welcome, everybody love.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I mean that's a good move.
Speaker 8 (19:33):
But you don't think about going on a Disney cruise
that you're going to meet a single person.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
No, no, no, and then knock boots like Sammy did. No.
But hey, well good for you.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
You were in your own room, right.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah, she had this perfect Yeah, she had her own
room on the.
Speaker 7 (19:51):
Oh my god, oh yeah, this is so exciting.
Speaker 16 (19:57):
Love exclusive of the Disney Sammy's waiting were at the bar.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Oh but just wait, we don't have to go very fine,
back to my room. Hold on my just Disney cell.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Rubber on the love boat.
Speaker 11 (20:45):
They probably do.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Oh wait, never mind.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
We can just use the shower cap.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I'm shirt. I'll be fine.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Oh never mind, you can take me.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
From behind on the boat.
Speaker 10 (20:58):
Never can use anything ever.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
You had to know you're gonna have a little bit
of fun with it. This is we're very happy.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Where's the last time you were in like a relationship,
relationship like you had like a because you guys have
now used the boyfriend girlfriend.
Speaker 10 (21:12):
Yeah, since I've done that, probably eight years. Very long.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
What do we call name?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Not even a first name? You could have just made
anything up there, Richard Cruiser. Well great, now we're gonna
call Mickey Mickey Mickey like cruiser cruiser.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
No, I tell you what h from now on.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
His name's puffy Puffy. Oh that's not even puffy. Well,
you better give us a better name now, I don't
I don't know. That's how funny is it saying well, congratulations,
this is exciting. It's very exciting news. Yeah, you love it.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (22:07):
Does he look like a rat?
Speaker 13 (22:08):
He looks like.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Who is his celebrity dappelganger?
Speaker 10 (22:13):
I would not say he has one, really, but if.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
You did, say, he's one of the kind guys, Mom,
he's not like anybody I've ever met.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
He's special.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
He just does he is there something.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Where you can put like a picture into It'll tell
you who they look like? His photoo menace.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Just give the website to Sammy, have her put a
picture of him in there, and then tell us who
the celebrity doppelganger.
Speaker 14 (22:37):
Well, sure, but he's he doesn't have any hair, but
he doesn't look like Vin Diesel.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
He's bald, so.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Like shaves his head bald or sea bass ball.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Choice?
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Yeah okay a.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Swim okay has head? He is not. I love this
so happy, Yeah, everybody's very happy for you. Congratulations Sammy.
Speaker 11 (23:02):
Exciting.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yeah, wow, it happened like see wow the Wood Show
bringing people together. We got Cobo for for Morgan. Yeah,
she met Cabo through the show.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Got Puffy for Sammy, Puffy for Sammy.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
The show.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Yeah, I'll tell you what, man, Gina can't get enough
of the Sammy has a boyfriend's storyline.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
I love love, I love.
Speaker 7 (23:28):
This so much.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
You would think that she's the one with the new realize.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Like I'm walking on air. Yeah, I'm so happy.
Speaker 11 (23:35):
Even Sammy said, why are you so?
Speaker 7 (23:37):
And also it's somebody made a good point on the text, like, well,
we have Cabo, so this must be Alaska.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yeah, well he didn't didn't buy her a ticket to
that's true. Yeah, just knowing that she's a girl.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. Like Mickey though, I'm just.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Wrapping up the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Study found the thirty one percent of pet owners greg
say they would consider dating a humanized AI version of
their pet. How weird are.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
You even thought to ask that question?
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Well, that suicide packed with their animal? Even you think
that's weird?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yes, like a suicide packed is understandable. Yeah, that about it,
because love them so much. You don't want to that
I don't want them say no, no, not no. That's
a different type of love. That's different love. There are
different types of love.
Speaker 11 (24:30):
Yeah, the suicide pack does make sense because you can't
imagine life without without them, right, and the thought of losing.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
It is like, No, I would really like a human version.
Speaker 13 (24:40):
Of my dog.
Speaker 7 (24:40):
I can't imagine life without French kissing that or a
romantic relationship.
Speaker 11 (24:45):
What would AI make my dog?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Eighty seven percent say they would give up a dream
apartment for their pet, seventy seven percent saying that their
pet offers better emotional support than their human partner.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
I can see that, really that's true, yes, kind of.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Sid I could well, I could totally see that. Let's imagine,
and I get.
Speaker 7 (25:06):
The apartment thing, because it's like, if they don't allow pets,
you're not just going to ditch your dog, you just
want to move in.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Admitted that their pet would be a walking red flag
if they were humans, since they would be clinging, chaotic
and emotionally needy. Yeah. Dog is like a Tasmanian devil
all over the place. Yeah crazy? Yeah?
Speaker 11 (25:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
How does uh so, how does Puffy feel about the dog?
Because it's a you know, little dog, like his most
heart dog.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Guys have like a different name.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
What's his name?
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Given?
Speaker 10 (25:38):
Guy, we asked for a name, Let's just call him Alaska.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Why that's Morgan's thing.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
How about Walt Walt Disney.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Okay, he's I think.
Speaker 13 (25:50):
I think.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
I think it's like something goofy until we get the
real name. I like goofy, like, you know, like something.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
So everybody wins.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
It's picking name.
Speaker 10 (25:58):
What I just said, Yeah, let's we'll do Walt.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
That's the joke though, Morgan. It's like, so not a
name of a guy she would take.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, old Walter. Yeah, he likes he likes
my dog. He has a cat. Is a cat along?
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Yeah, yeah, that's bigger than so the cat came from where?
Speaker 10 (26:22):
What do you mean came from?
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Where?
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Was it leftover from a previous relationship? That's how mine was. Yeah,
single guys don't just get so when when my wife
and I started dating, I had a cat, but it
was my ex wife's cat, and so there was a reason.
Yeah so, and like I didn't know what the hell
to do with it because I told you, I told you, yeah,
I told you. The circumstance when we, you know, decided
that the divorce was happening. She was gone like that
(26:44):
day and I haven't seen her since. The last time
I saw her was the conversation about we should get
a divorce, and that was the last time I saw her,
so like, she got on a plane went back to Portland, Oregon,
where she's from, and that was it. And I had
this cat. There are two cats. There are two cats.
These two cats. Yeah, no single guy gets a cat
(27:06):
unless you know they're kind of lighting the loafers.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
You know, I.
Speaker 14 (27:11):
Really do, just because if you want an animal and
you're not enough for a dog.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Did you think about it at least cross your mind?
Like when he said, oh, do you have any pets,
and he goes, I have a cat?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Did you did it? Kind of get him pause? I don't.
Speaker 10 (27:24):
No, I didn't, Like I said, I know plenty of
single guys with cats.
Speaker 11 (27:28):
Yeah, okay, really, well maybe the maybe you consummated the
relationship after you found out about the cat.
Speaker 12 (27:34):
Okay, because cats, we're just saying where the cat came
from basically, But.
Speaker 6 (27:42):
Do we know?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Yeah, I guess. I did not ask did he go
out and get the cat on his own?
Speaker 14 (27:47):
I think he did, But I could ask if there
was someone else with him that he left out of
the story.
Speaker 10 (27:51):
That's also possible.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
We have to say the people I work with have
a lot of questions about the cat.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Left.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
You can you can blame it on us.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
You can blame on us all right more when he
shows next text, The Woddy Show returns in the second way,
right back
This is nobody.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
We're into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Appreciate you being here. Give us some of your valuable
time today. My name is Whatdy.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
That is great gory. Yeah, Hi, wood we got Menace. Hi,
there's Gina grad Hi, we got Sea Bass, we got
Sammy Morgan is here. You got the phones open at
eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can send us
a text over to two to nine eight seven. I
got a little clipper. This is a woman sharing a
story about how she met her husband. You hear all
(00:36):
kinds of weird stories about how people made always. My
cousin met her husband and they've been married for you know,
twenty some years. They met on an airplane really.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
So she was.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Traveling for business, he was traveling for business.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Then struck up a conversation and and and that was that.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
That is like a rom com.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, but this woman she picked him up as a hitchhiker,
Oh my god, while she was in Australia for school
house her pie.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
A couple of things here.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I'll play the clip and then Morgan, I want to
give the update on your sister, because we had heard
about how your sister had gone off to was it
New Zealand or Australia, New Zealand, New Zealand, and then
that she was with that like loser dude or something
and they were just kind of traveling around. But we
hadn't gotten an update on her, but.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Actually have one a very recent update.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Okay, Well, seeing the story reminded me like, oh, yeah,
this kind of sounds like Morgan's sister. Anyway, So this woman,
that's how she met her husband. She picked him up
as a hitchhiker.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
I met my husband while he was hitch hiking. I
was three days into studying abroad in Australia and my
husband was there at a music festival and he had
gone out that night with his friends and he was
on the side of the corner trying to catch an
uber home, but the rates were too high, so they
thought they would just start walking and then try to
hitchhike back to their airbnb. My friend had a little
bit to drink and she encouraged us to just pull over.
Speaker 7 (01:53):
I don't really.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Remember that, if I'm being honest, But then they got
in our car and I was driving a rental car
back to our airbnb, which happened to be in the
same direction and literally like right down the street, and
the rest is history. We went on a date three
weeks later, officially in Sydney, and we just never stopped
talking and like fell madly in love.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Okay, it's all tracks.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Now they've been married for seven years. Yeahs it worked out.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Why is his track menace?
Speaker 8 (02:21):
Because he's studying abroad, which means.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
And I discover myself.
Speaker 8 (02:27):
Yeah music, Yeah, he's new, and he's new, the country
is new. It's everything's fun and fresh. And he said dumb,
He's dumb.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Exactly perfect. So what's up with your sister?
Speaker 9 (02:42):
So my sister was I think last time we talked
about it, she was living in this van and you
were wing.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Your boyfriend and I guess they were dealing drugs.
Speaker 9 (02:49):
That right, No, we all made that up based on
how he looks. I don't know, dealing drugs, you know.
So she actually went to Portugal for a couple of
weeks and played volleyball and did really well there. She's
back in New Zealand now and as of yesterday they
moved into a new place together.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Like an actual place, nothing with wheels.
Speaker 9 (03:08):
They have a flatmates, as they say, So there's like
three other people there. But yeah, now they actually live together.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
How do you feel about that?
Speaker 5 (03:15):
She seems happy, So I'm happy, but I.
Speaker 9 (03:18):
Just I don't know, I'm not I'm not concerned really,
but I'm just I don't think I like him.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
But I feel bad because I haven't even had him.
Speaker 10 (03:26):
You know, have you ever talked to him or just stories?
Speaker 9 (03:29):
I've like, you know, messaged him on Instagram type of thing,
but we've never talked on the phone.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
What did you mentioned what he saying to him?
Speaker 9 (03:36):
Well, he used to box, so sometimes he'll send me
funny boxing stuff, you know I was getting. Yeah, he's
just trying to be friendly.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
That's cool.
Speaker 11 (03:43):
FaceTime, you could FaceTime.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Oh I hate FaceTime. I don't even FaceTime my sister.
Speaker 9 (03:48):
Yeah, but she seems really happy, so that's good. But
that's another new step in the relationship, moving in together.
Speaker 12 (03:54):
Yeah, but is she still going to be like mobile
because of because if people don't know, she plays volleyball
and she's actually really good.
Speaker 9 (04:02):
Yeah, she plays with professionals. So I hope she keeps
traveling and doing tournaments and stuff.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
But is she still blogging?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
No?
Speaker 9 (04:09):
I mean kind of she'll posts reels on Instagram and stuff,
but I don't think she's.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Not doing a travel blog because she's not traveling.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
No, I don't think.
Speaker 8 (04:16):
Yeah, you can only do a shot of yourself sitting
by a beach in a van fifteen hundred times.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Okay, cool? Yeah, yeah cool.
Speaker 9 (04:23):
Well, I guess they weren't living in the van for
that long, but that was a experience for them.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Fellas, if you're striking out on the dating apps and
you study finding that, you need to lower your standards
because I guess the dudes that are on these dating apps,
they're swiping on chicks that are way out of their league.
That's well, that's across all genres. You you, you you.
Speaker 8 (04:42):
Aim about twenty five percent higher than guys and girls
than what you actually are.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, what's the dumbass Tyler on some of these Yeah?
Speaker 12 (04:51):
Oh yeah, he's he's heavy on the apps now, Yeah,
not just the McDonald's are.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Getting Tyler?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Are you are you heavy on the apps right now?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Like?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
What? What?
Speaker 13 (05:03):
What?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
What's your go to dating app right now? Are you
finding any and also are you finding any luck on
any of these apps? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I got a hold on there.
Speaker 13 (05:13):
He is hold on Uh didn't really find uh luck
on the apps per se, which is fine. I've been
really busy anyway, but you know, there wasn't like a
human line detector. I spent to busy, you know, over
(05:36):
the place. I could have one of two guys. I
can fired up whenever I want. Anyways, I did h
meet up with someone off Instagram? And we've been talking
for like three weeks.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
How did that start?
Speaker 13 (05:54):
I actually don't even remember. Oh I actually I do, like, yeah, yeah,
she uh commented on one of the videos or stories
I posted and just kind of went from there. And
now what story was it? What was it about? It
was one of the ones when we were in Alaska? Okay,
is it hot? She does not have kids? Because I
say that? You know he likes dating single moms. Oh
(06:17):
is that right? That's his jam? Hey, they need they
need love.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
To have you met her in person? Yet?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I have? Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Good?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Nice?
Speaker 13 (06:25):
Where did you take her Chili's menace? It was actually
after after we went to Disneyland.
Speaker 12 (06:32):
I knew how lying this guy line because we go
to Disneyland and make some content.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
This guy is such a liar and I knew he
was lying too. So here's the thing.
Speaker 13 (06:42):
I actually did have work the next morning at three.
That did happen, but I stayed a tiny bit longer
than I plan.
Speaker 12 (06:49):
So, you bastard, because I was like, Hey, we're there
to make like content and stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
And then he goes, oh, I got a goal out
of nowhere.
Speaker 12 (06:59):
Well, he says, I gotta go work, and I'm like,
you never mentioned that all day.
Speaker 13 (07:03):
The other thing I wish I had guys, we're going
to ride uh Guardians and I do not do Guardians.
Speaker 12 (07:08):
But you see, liar, You're like, oh, I'll wait for
you after Guardians. I was like, I know he's going
to go meet up with the chick, but I didn't
call him out on him.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Good for him.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yeah, I mean, Tyler's a really nice guy.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, he's as awkward as any of us are in
our own weird ways. But everybody, we all know guys
like this, they'll drop you on a dime because some
chicks calling.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
I don't think that's hey, what.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Do you oh, you know for like five weeks your
boyfriend Tyler, I don't. I don't want you to take
any offense this, although it's going to sound offensive, and
I can say this as another like you know, uh
fat awkward looking dudes. Okay, because when when you have
the opportunity, you must go. That's kind when the bell
(07:53):
rings you answer. It's not like guys like us have
a ton of opportunity all the time. That was and
so when the bell rings, you answer it.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
That was my point that he had this girl, sorry.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
You again, I'm gonna need to be there again. I'm
not I'm not mad at that at all. I say.
I say, you know, guys like that like yeah, yeah,
and I'm of course and I'm not angry about that
at all.
Speaker 12 (08:18):
I support it. And if he has the opportunity, I say,
go for it, but just don't lie to me about it.
They still say, oh, I gotta go to work. I'm
like this, girls just hit me up. I'm gonna go hang.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Out, and like all right, cool, I go for it.
She didn't just like have I not like that day.
I've always been supportive of you like going and dating chicks. Well,
good for you. Look what does she do. She's a nurse,
so she used to grow stuff. Yeah anyway, Tyler. So
(08:54):
apparently dudes are swiping on chicks that are way out
of their league. The study found that women will only
date in their league, and if they do go out
of their league, they only choose slightly less desirable partners.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
So yeah, you know that totally makes sense.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Yeah, but that's why men are receiving, you know, fewer
and fewer matches. Well, the reason, the reason I'm managed
receiving fewer matches is women are more picky and biologically that's.
Speaker 11 (09:17):
Yeah, but I don't think they have unrealistic.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
But what this article is saying, which I think is correct,
as girls kind of understand like what's gettable and doable, and.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Guys like I'm going for the stars, baby, and.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
I don't know why no one's reaching back.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Wells so true. Yes, Speaking of dating apps, and speaking
of Disney, Disney adults are getting their own dating app.
This guy in Orlando is launching an app this is
perfect for you, Sammy. It's called Single Riders, and they're
hoping to get the beta version up later on this year. Now,
this is one of the developers. He says he came
(09:50):
up with the idea after getting stood up on a
Disney date, and he sees the app as a way
for Disney adults to connect not just romantically.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
But also on a platon level. Here's the clip.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
My name is Joe.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I am one of the developers of Single Writers and
other theme park enthusiast dating app. So if you guys
have any ideas of things that you would like to
see in our dating app, please let me know. But yeah, like,
I'm super excited. This is happening.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
For real.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
Yeah, dude, that's so great, Single Writers, that's very clever.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Well, I mean, look, there's a there's somebody for everybody.
Oh yeah, this would work for every Absolutely, that would work.
I want to get a quick break. We got some
more Woody Show coming up for you next and there's
a there's some news. There are some news that we're
going to break on the show involving somebody on the show.
(10:48):
Is this a hot seat, No, it's not a hot seat,
nobody's nobody's in trouble.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
No idea what we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
No, No, nobody's in trouble. Nobody's in trouble. But it's
a revelation. Oh did this person know this revelations coming?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Right, Okay, no they do, okay, good, Yeah, they absolutely do.
All right, Yeah, and we're gonna have that for you
next year on the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Away murder the word.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
You're very back in the field.
Speaker 13 (11:17):
We'll be back.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
So no Woody show a welcome back everybody. Hey, so
I told you before the break that somebody on the
show had a revelation. See that's a very fair question.
This person knows they're going to be revealing again A
great question. Uh, And the answer is yes. In fact,
this person let me know that they had they had
(11:39):
something that they were going to share here on the show.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
And I will let that. I will let that person
have the floor.
Speaker 14 (11:48):
Okay, And oh, I know, I know Menace knows.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I think I know. I think I've known for what
letter we have a goat, go ahead. That's what Menace
has been saying.
Speaker 10 (12:02):
I would just everyone has let everyone know that I
have a boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Finally, maybe she'll chill out.
Speaker 15 (12:14):
Now.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Oh my, should be less on edge, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
But you were very on you were very on edge
there for a while.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
How long, Sammy, it's been.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
A while, right, Menace. I just demonstrated to ask you
it's been.
Speaker 14 (12:30):
Three and a half to four months. And you guys,
what were we doing three and a half to four
months ago?
Speaker 10 (12:35):
The crew the cruise, you.
Speaker 15 (12:38):
Met Alaska cruise, the Disney Alaska cruise, is it, Tyler?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Oh my god, are you minutes?
Speaker 4 (12:45):
What?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Wait a minute, Tyler, I asked, Tyler.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Do you me? You me someone on the cruise?
Speaker 10 (12:52):
Yes, Menace was there.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
There's another radio because I had other radio people, I
think I know who this is.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
You do Is this the dude from the bar?
Speaker 10 (13:01):
Yes?
Speaker 14 (13:01):
Oh my god, the imagineer from the bar.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Oh so she's dating an employee, a Disney imagineer. Well, no,
because he wasn't working for the cruise line.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Right, he was just there on Disney imagineer.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Family already cool, all.
Speaker 10 (13:18):
Right, he was there with this family.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
I heard a little bit about this person because I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Out, yeah, everybody that night.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
I wasn't out with everybody that night.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
But my wife came back with the story about how
this guy was firing on Sammy, and Sammy was like
totally into it and like sitting up on top of
like this like kind of wall or booth or whatever
the hell it was. She was really like leaning in that. Yeah, okay,
now it's okay.
Speaker 10 (13:42):
Yeah, you guys are so woody.
Speaker 14 (13:45):
I met you and Menace and some other people for
dinner one night at like a fancier dinner on the cruise,
and I was a little late to that dinner and
I was like, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 10 (13:54):
I got lost and I don't know no. I was
having a drink with him used to get to dinner.
Speaker 14 (14:00):
We were like trying to like sneak around because I
couldn't have you guys.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Know why because because it was new.
Speaker 10 (14:08):
Yeah, but I didn't know it.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
But how are we just finding this out now?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (14:14):
Well, because you need to wait for things and see
how they progress before you let people know.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
So have you been like do they are they local
to you? Do they live where you live?
Speaker 10 (14:25):
About ten minutes away from me?
Speaker 4 (14:26):
So you've been hanging out?
Speaker 10 (14:27):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (14:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (14:28):
And then because I knew because and then because suddenly
she starts going to these different places. She's like, oh,
I went to a Dodger, And I'm like why she.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
She has a boyfriend. But I didn't.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I don't pick up on anything.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I picked it.
Speaker 12 (14:44):
I picked up right away when she started telling me
different places that she was going, I'm like, oh, she's
dating some dude.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Yeah, this is so exciting.
Speaker 10 (14:51):
You know, I do things now, you guys.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
He is the imagineer.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yes, okay, because they have the whole Disney thing and
oh yeah, so that's good, so you can talk.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
About work, right, Oh my god?
Speaker 7 (15:01):
Older, younger, younger, much younger.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Two years.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, that's not a big deal.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
You've already met his entire family, you did.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 14 (15:13):
And I didn't meet his family and the cruise. I
met his brother in law that night because that's who
he was with. But I have now since met his
entire I.
Speaker 10 (15:21):
Know, yeah, I know.
Speaker 11 (15:24):
How far into the cruise was this like within the
first couple of days.
Speaker 14 (15:27):
Uh No, it was Thursday of the cruise and we
got on one Sunday or.
Speaker 10 (15:34):
Yeah, it was closer to the end.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
You guys, I've seen this guy. So is he average height? Short,
brown hair? I have no frame of reference. I don't remember.
I just remember hearing the story because I wasn't out.
I wasn't out that night. Yeah, I was.
Speaker 12 (15:51):
Totally I had misinformation though on like that situation. Oh okay,
I think the same thing was we were told initially
the guy that was firing on Sammy was a married dude. Yeah,
so then I was like, hey, Sammy, do you want
to bounce? That's why that night I was being weird
because I'm like, hey, do you want me to get
you away from this situation?
Speaker 10 (16:11):
So number one, the one who was married, was his brother.
Speaker 12 (16:16):
I got mixed up on who who was who? So
that's why I was like, Sammy, like these guys are
talking to you. Do you not want to talk to these guys?
You want me to get you away from them?
Speaker 10 (16:24):
And also I said yes, and I ran away with Menace.
And I did that on purpose so that no one
would be suspicious. I had already given him my number
and then I ran away with men Yeah.
Speaker 12 (16:32):
So I was like okay, Like, okay, we got you
out of this situation didn't want to be in. So
this whole time I thought it was a different guy.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Wow, so are do you do you l him? No,
we don't see that four months.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Adding Am I kidding?
Speaker 3 (16:50):
No, I'm no.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Gina trying to talk. She's like no, she's uh, you
just take a while. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Sam doesn't come across as the kind of person.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Who well, she could have said it to her.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I don't. I don't think. I don't think she's a
p D A person.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
I'm think.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Like, she doesn't come across as like that kind of
she's very basic bitch in a lot of ways, like
the you know, the Hallmark stuff and all that kind
of stuff.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
But I don't I don't cat. You might write, like.
Speaker 11 (17:20):
See exactly what you're saying, Like, Yeah, Sammy's incredibly sweet
and nice, but she's not warm and fuzzy, right, yeah, exactly,
So she's kind of you're kind of more guarded.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Yeah, yes, very.
Speaker 14 (17:31):
Yeah, but I don't like p DA stuff anyways, like
people are around.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
I don't like that. No, No, have your parents met him? Yes,
there's no way.
Speaker 15 (17:50):
You can't get pregnant that way. How did she saving
that from marriage? I'm trying to think, like, how did
he you guys on a trip together then?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Right? Because if you if he met your parents, oh yeah,
they probably they probably went up to the lake. That's
probably where she just went. She just wants to.
Speaker 14 (18:09):
Okay, so I did I did, just to te So
I so he met my parents when they were out
here visiting, but that I met his family in Tahoe
because he owns a house up there with his.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Family, owns vacation.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
Home's all very interesting. He obviously likes Disney.
Speaker 10 (18:32):
Yeah, his whole family loves Disney.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
How crazy. Did things get on the boat?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Was like because you were you were you thinking like, oh,
this guy has boyfriend potential or was it one of
those like vacation, you're on vacation kind of whatever happens.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Here, like like what you talked about.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Like you talked about when you went to was it
Ireland or something? You met some guy at the bar.
He lived above the bar, and she's like whatever and
she owned the bar, owned the bar. Yeah yeah, so
it's like, you know, hey, I'm on vacation whatever.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Yeah, Like did you know you think this had legs?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Well no, no, yeah, I'm wondering like when you met him,
was it just one of those this is this is
a boyfriend potential or is it just you know, vacation.
Speaker 10 (19:11):
I didn't like hook up with him right away.
Speaker 14 (19:12):
I probably hung out with him like three or four
times on the ship before anything happened.
Speaker 7 (19:17):
So you did hook up with him on the ship.
Oh you're welcome, everybody love.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I mean that's a good move.
Speaker 8 (19:33):
But you don't think about going on a Disney cruise
that you're going to meet a single person.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
No, no, no, and then knock boots like Sammy did. No.
But hey, well good for you.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
You were in your own room, right.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah, she had this perfect Yeah, she had her own
room on the.
Speaker 7 (19:51):
Oh my god, oh yeah, this is so exciting.
Speaker 16 (19:57):
Love exclusive of the Disney Sammy's waiting were at the bar.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Oh but just wait, we don't have to go very fine,
back to my room. Hold on my just Disney cell.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Rubber on the love boat.
Speaker 11 (20:45):
They probably do.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Oh wait, never mind.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
We can just use the shower cap.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I'm shirt. I'll be fine.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Oh never mind, you can take me.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
From behind on the boat.
Speaker 10 (20:58):
Never can use anything ever.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
You had to know you're gonna have a little bit
of fun with it. This is we're very happy.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Where's the last time you were in like a relationship,
relationship like you had like a because you guys have
now used the boyfriend girlfriend.
Speaker 10 (21:12):
Yeah, since I've done that, probably eight years. Very long.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
What do we call name?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Not even a first name? You could have just made
anything up there, Richard Cruiser. Well great, now we're gonna
call Mickey Mickey Mickey like cruiser cruiser.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
No, I tell you what h from now on.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
His name's puffy Puffy. Oh that's not even puffy. Well,
you better give us a better name now, I don't
I don't know. That's how funny is it saying well, congratulations,
this is exciting. It's very exciting news. Yeah, you love it.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (22:07):
Does he look like a rat?
Speaker 13 (22:08):
He looks like.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Who is his celebrity dappelganger?
Speaker 10 (22:13):
I would not say he has one, really, but if.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
You did, say, he's one of the kind guys, Mom,
he's not like anybody I've ever met.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
He's special.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
He just does he is there something.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Where you can put like a picture into It'll tell
you who they look like? His photoo menace.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Just give the website to Sammy, have her put a
picture of him in there, and then tell us who
the celebrity doppelganger.
Speaker 14 (22:37):
Well, sure, but he's he doesn't have any hair, but
he doesn't look like Vin Diesel.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
He's bald, so.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Like shaves his head bald or sea bass ball.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Choice?
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Yeah okay a.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Swim okay has head? He is not. I love this
so happy, Yeah, everybody's very happy for you. Congratulations Sammy.
Speaker 11 (23:02):
Exciting.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yeah, wow, it happened like see wow the Wood Show
bringing people together. We got Cobo for for Morgan. Yeah,
she met Cabo through the show.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Got Puffy for Sammy, Puffy for Sammy.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
The show.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Yeah, I'll tell you what, man, Gina can't get enough
of the Sammy has a boyfriend's storyline.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
I love love, I love.
Speaker 7 (23:28):
This so much.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
You would think that she's the one with the new realize.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Like I'm walking on air. Yeah, I'm so happy.
Speaker 11 (23:35):
Even Sammy said, why are you so?
Speaker 7 (23:37):
And also it's somebody made a good point on the text, like, well,
we have Cabo, so this must be Alaska.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yeah, well he didn't didn't buy her a ticket to
that's true. Yeah, just knowing that she's a girl.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. Like Mickey though, I'm just.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Wrapping up the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Study found the thirty one percent of pet owners greg
say they would consider dating a humanized AI version of
their pet. How weird are.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
You even thought to ask that question?
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Well, that suicide packed with their animal? Even you think
that's weird?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yes, like a suicide packed is understandable. Yeah, that about it,
because love them so much. You don't want to that
I don't want them say no, no, not no. That's
a different type of love. That's different love. There are
different types of love.
Speaker 11 (24:30):
Yeah, the suicide pack does make sense because you can't
imagine life without without them, right, and the thought of losing.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
It is like, No, I would really like a human version.
Speaker 13 (24:40):
Of my dog.
Speaker 7 (24:40):
I can't imagine life without French kissing that or a
romantic relationship.
Speaker 11 (24:45):
What would AI make my dog?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Eighty seven percent say they would give up a dream
apartment for their pet, seventy seven percent saying that their
pet offers better emotional support than their human partner.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
I can see that, really that's true, yes, kind of.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Sid I could well, I could totally see that. Let's imagine,
and I get.
Speaker 7 (25:06):
The apartment thing, because it's like, if they don't allow pets,
you're not just going to ditch your dog, you just
want to move in.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Admitted that their pet would be a walking red flag
if they were humans, since they would be clinging, chaotic
and emotionally needy. Yeah. Dog is like a Tasmanian devil
all over the place. Yeah crazy? Yeah?
Speaker 11 (25:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
How does uh so, how does Puffy feel about the dog?
Because it's a you know, little dog, like his most
heart dog.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Guys have like a different name.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
What's his name?
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Given?
Speaker 10 (25:38):
Guy, we asked for a name, Let's just call him Alaska.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Why that's Morgan's thing.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
How about Walt Walt Disney.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Okay, he's I think.
Speaker 13 (25:50):
I think.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
I think it's like something goofy until we get the
real name. I like goofy, like, you know, like something.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
So everybody wins.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
It's picking name.
Speaker 10 (25:58):
What I just said, Yeah, let's we'll do Walt.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
That's the joke though, Morgan. It's like, so not a
name of a guy she would take.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, old Walter. Yeah, he likes he likes
my dog. He has a cat. Is a cat along?
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Yeah, yeah, that's bigger than so the cat came from where?
Speaker 10 (26:22):
What do you mean came from?
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Where?
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Was it leftover from a previous relationship? That's how mine was. Yeah,
single guys don't just get so when when my wife
and I started dating, I had a cat, but it
was my ex wife's cat, and so there was a reason.
Yeah so, and like I didn't know what the hell
to do with it because I told you, I told you, yeah,
I told you. The circumstance when we, you know, decided
that the divorce was happening. She was gone like that
(26:44):
day and I haven't seen her since. The last time
I saw her was the conversation about we should get
a divorce, and that was the last time I saw her,
so like, she got on a plane went back to Portland, Oregon,
where she's from, and that was it. And I had
this cat. There are two cats. There are two cats.
These two cats. Yeah, no single guy gets a cat
(27:06):
unless you know they're kind of lighting the loafers.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
You know, I.
Speaker 14 (27:11):
Really do, just because if you want an animal and
you're not enough for a dog.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Did you think about it at least cross your mind?
Like when he said, oh, do you have any pets,
and he goes, I have a cat?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Did you did it? Kind of get him pause? I don't.
Speaker 10 (27:24):
No, I didn't, Like I said, I know plenty of
single guys with cats.
Speaker 11 (27:28):
Yeah, okay, really, well maybe the maybe you consummated the
relationship after you found out about the cat.
Speaker 12 (27:34):
Okay, because cats, we're just saying where the cat came
from basically, But.
Speaker 6 (27:42):
Do we know?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Yeah, I guess. I did not ask did he go
out and get the cat on his own?
Speaker 14 (27:47):
I think he did, But I could ask if there
was someone else with him that he left out of
the story.
Speaker 10 (27:51):
That's also possible.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
We have to say the people I work with have
a lot of questions about the cat.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Left.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
You can you can blame it on us.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
You can blame on us all right more when he
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