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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You made it then, just in time, The Woody Show
is back and we begin another new hour, the Insensitivity
Training for a Politically Correct World. It's Monday morning. It's
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(00:22):
got Sea bats, we got Sammy Morgan is here. Phones
are open eight seven seven forty four. Woody text us
over to to nine eight seven. Hope your weekend was good,
very busy one for us and the iHeartRadio Music Vessel.
If you watched a good time so fun. Yeah, it
is like a one of those things that's like a
reunion when you work here. You see all these people

(00:44):
that you only get to see once a year, and
then some other people that you know, I tried to
see and he just kept missing, just kept missing that,
which sucks. But busy, busy weekend and then back back
on it a brand new week now, so here we go.
Just it's like one long week last week and then
this weekend. Yeah, fun stuff, all fun stuff, but race

(01:05):
that now. Yeah, and then Gina compounded the whole thing
because not only was she at the Iheartfestival and doing
all that stuff. It was moving weekend. Gina bought a house.
She's a first time home my whole life.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, first time, super fun and got I took a
cab to the house and got right in my car
and went right to meet the movers. Yep, yeah, it
was really it was good. I'm exhausted, but like, I
think I over tipped them too.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
What do you mean how much should you tip movers?

Speaker 3 (01:33):
That's a great question.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
It depends on how much you're moving.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
They lived a lot to not do a good job,
like job like, everything ended up. They just put it
in our garage and I was.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Like, where are our shoes?

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Where's my clothes?

Speaker 5 (01:44):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Wait, well they usually not direct them, right they usually
as well? Then it might be Andy's fault, yeah, because
I was.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Like, oh, put that in there, put that in there,
and everything ended up in the garage.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
That's weird.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
But how much would you tip?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Did you label everything? I did? Okay, so it'll say bedroom, right,
say kids room?

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Okay, So I did.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
But remember how I asked about how if you thought
it was tacky to move a lot of stuff in
trash bags? Andy, my husband did not think it was tacky,
and so the rest of the house ended up being packed.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
That's how the movers know where to put stuff is
that you would like right on the box, you know,
kitchen exactly, and then they would know to put in
the kitchen.

Speaker 6 (02:23):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Otherwise, yeah, you say, just put everything in the garage.
That's it's not they did a bad job. I thought
the trash back thing was stuff that you're moving yourself.
I mean I did. I did too.

Speaker 7 (02:34):
Yeah, I would use the trash bag situation for stuff
that I was moving myself.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
I wouldn't have movers move my tracks.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
They put a bunch of the trash bags that Andy
put in like garment bags, and so I'd opened it,
I'd be like, what meal is this?

Speaker 4 (02:50):
But how much do you tip them?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
I think I think it depends on how many hours
this was, Like I don't know, it was nine hours.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
How many dudes were there for four guys and they
were on mine might sound super super low, but I'm
thinking like thirty bucks per person. Thirty bucks, dude, I
don't know, Well, for nine hours, give me a ring
minimum one hundred bucks per person?

Speaker 7 (03:14):
Yes, I mean, are you moving? Is it a one bedroom,
two bedroom, three bedroom house.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Two bedroom to a three bedroom. Yeah, from a two
bedroom to a three bedroom for a for.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
A picking up, going to the new location, delivering one
hundred bucks per person.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Going to Gregs.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, the couch, oh yeah, shops, Oh my god, yeah,
a hundred.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Bucks all right, So maybe maybe I did fine.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
I would have also sent out for lunch. I would
have gotten them. I would have like sent out for Hey,
what do you guys want?

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Yeah, I would, but I wasn't there for Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
I did tip them each one hundred bucks, and then
I was like, man, every things of the garage.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
So I was kind of pissy about it. Really, why,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
You have to do it?

Speaker 3 (03:55):
You ever tip the main guy hoping that he'll distribute it,
and in wonder, I want.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
So glad you never did that.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
I never go to the persons, go around, shake everybody's hand. Hey, thanks, man,
I really appreciate it. Give them their tip.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
I didn't have enough cash, so I went up to
each of them and asked if they have PayPal or
Zelle or Venmo. And I was going to give it
to me individually, but English was definitely tough, and they
it was. And we didn't have any cell receptions, so
it was kind of hard. The foreman goes, give it
to me, I'll give it to everyone. I was like,
so here's what I did. I gave it to him,

(04:26):
and I went around to each of them individually saying
how much they should expect from their foreman. I said,
I gave the foreman four hundred dollars, so one hundred
to hundred, Oh my god, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
So at least they know.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
I can't tell what your cheer and what your jeer, so.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
I gotta say that the movie is the cheer.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
But I figured, like, you got to be psyched to
me because it's been such a build up. Anytime you
go through one of these yeah situations, you got to
like find the house and then get set up on
the mortgage and the financing part of it, and go
through all composing and all the inspections, and then when
you no moving sucks, it's still super exciting because at
your first house that you've owned, it was nice.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
At the end of the night, we all cut it
up on Greg's couch and it was fun because we
have Meg's couch now.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
But the cheers, I.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Mean, the one that people never used to be able
to sit on it. We call it.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
We call it the no sit couch. Everyone comes in
on the nosit couch. So I gotta say, festival wise
ed Sheeran an offspring. The cheers, all the cheers go
to them. Those my two favorite acts.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
They ruled.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
But what do you get the real cheers of the weekend?
Not only did you you know everything you did at
the festival? Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, fine, wonderful you saved
our lives yesterday, because if you weren't around Andy, I'd be.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Sleeping on the floor. He made such a big deal
about this. I'm like, that's no problem, Like it's it's
all good. Like they couldn't get to their house in
time to meet the people who were delivering the new
bed that they bought.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
I was on a plane.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, she was on a plane coming back from I
got back earlier. Andy was still at the house with
movers and so like Genu's new house is me. I
could walk there from my house. Yeah, I didn't even walk.
I got my car three seconds to get over there.
I let these guys in. I called Andy, I said, hey, man,

(06:16):
you know where is this going? And he told me,
and I said, all right, fellas over here, I tipped them.
You did. It's all good. But I'm saying, thank you,
it's all good.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
It's all good. And that was it. They delivered a
new bed and it's got one of the adjustable basics.
So he's like trying to show me. I'm like, dude,
I'm not using this bed here, I said, I'm just
here because they couldn't make it in time to meet you.
I took a picture of it. I said to you, guys,
it took me fifteen minutes.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
That kind of stuff just seems like such a cringey ask,
like a like an errand so seriously, thank you so much.
The thing that the only thing that's missing in my
opinion with the bed is a rug under the bed.
But Andy refuses. He said, we're not allowed to have one.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Not allowed. Yeah, oh no, we have one under like
you do.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Because you're not insane, you're not a cave man.

Speaker 7 (07:11):
Have one.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
It wasn't my idea. You have hardwood floor, right, yes, yeah, okay, yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
He's like, please, I don't want to vacuum under this.
I'm like, it looks it looks look like a bachelor pack.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
It's just a little area. Rug, it's not even it's
not wall carpeting.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
No, okay, good, so everyone agrees with me.

Speaker 7 (07:26):
Rug And the biggest part though, about cohabitating like little
stupid things.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Ye worst.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Well, my only jeers is I got did so hard
at the hotel mini bar.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Oh oh okay, wow I heard that different.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, I got killed on the mini bar. Okay, I
all weakened. I was so thirsty. I had two small
bottles of water, you know, with the weighted mini bar
it tells me to take something off.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
And a bag of potato chips forty of course, yeah
for two and a bag.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Of potato job Menie's wife went somewhere. She was by
herself for breakfast, and she said she just got like
a breakfast sandwich and whatever drink drink and I think
that was pretty much fifty three dollars, yes, exactly.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
But you know what, not a bad weekend at all.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah, Great Vegas is a friggin ripoff. Yes, right now,
it's it's incredibly expensive. Beyond it, you can't find a
deal here and there, but it's typically the places that
you don't necessarily want to go.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
Yeah, it was awesome, but I couldn't believe that.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
I was shocked. Yeah, I just went to Target right
as well, Man, it's weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 7 (08:34):
Well, of course the festival is super fun and just
seeing everybody, like you said, and enjoying, you know, some
of the open bar experiences. Oh yeah, cool, I think
though my cheers. Though, when I got back home and
I'm driving back from the airport, I saw a pregnant
woman smoking crack or met or something. Oh no, And

(08:54):
You're like, man, you just came from something that had
like all this excess of like just like celebrity open bars,
like all the carpets, red carpets and all this super
cool stuff, and then you hit reality and the like well,
I mean, like what can I do? Like, do I
know I stopped the cargold lady, she wouldn't really smoke

(09:16):
some cracks, don't take.

Speaker 6 (09:18):
You know that.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
I always think, I always think you see somebody like that, like, oh, well,
she had no problem getting pregnant. Meanwhile, there are like
really good people that are dying to have a family
wouldn't smoke crack if they were pregnant, and they would
be really great parents and they have the hardest time.
I don't know why you'd want kids, you know, like
why you voluntarily sign up for it anyway, like you
only you know, raise them if you get pregnant accidentally.

(09:40):
But yeah, you follow through, you know. Yeah, but yeah,
you see that, you see something like that. It's like, man,
this is where nature should step in and go. This
person should not be pregnant. I know, you know, this
person's gonna smoke crack while they're pregnant. Yeah we should,
we should not allow that to happen. But this other nice,
loving couple over here, who would be great parents dying,

(10:00):
Let's not send them through all these injections, treatments, and
you know, maybe the kens and hundreds of thousands of dollars. Eventually,
maybe he is smoking cracked up. Maybe they didn't know.
Does that help? Yeah? Maybe maybe just sounding like a
like a trashy idiot, but maybe that's just part of
the fertility process. I just thought that was super sad
and thinking, like, you know, what, what do you do?

Speaker 3 (10:20):
There's nothing I can really do.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Keep on driving Sammy weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 8 (10:25):
My cheers obviously to ihearvest I loved Mariah Carrey and
John Fogerty actually killed it.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
Yeah, OK, yeah, it's amazing, But dude, it's like eighty
years old.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
I saw he walked into the venue. I was in
the area where he when he first arrived. I'm like,
how's this guy going to make it to the stage.
I mean he someone was like kind of he was
like holding onto someone's arm and walking in. But man,
when that guy hit the stage, I don't know if
they shot him up with him something that sounded like
I did. It just turned on and there was no

(10:56):
backing track to him. Oh god, no at all. Like everything,
like the music completely live. Cannot be said for a
lot of those pop artists. Yeah, yeah, to Tate mccray's
and things like that. But man, he he was great.
It was amazing, one of the best songwriters of all time.
Sounded awesome and yeah, played awesome, played the hip. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (11:16):
So but my main cheers is going to I went
to the sphere to see Wizard of Oz while we
were in Vegas, and I got an apple because during
the apple scene with the tree, some foam apples just
fall as you're sitting there and all.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Not everyone gets we get one. If you're lucky, you
get one.

Speaker 8 (11:33):
And I just felt like a chosen one, like I
got If you're walking out with an apple, everyone's like, oh, you.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
Got one, you got an apple.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Fitting on those online now, while everybody didn get one,
it seemed like thousands fell because they did. Most people
that I talked to, except for Gina, got one. My
wife went, she got one.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
Literally fell in your wife's lap.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yeah, she got one.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
Sammy got bounced out of my hand.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
There's another person. I ran to, a couple other people
that we work with that went they both got one.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Wow cute. I saw some of the clips that you know,
our friends and stuff were posting online from that Wizard
of Ousting at the Sphere. It looks really cool. Yeah,
yeah it was. And I think they got to do
that with Star Wars. Yeah, the same kind of treatment
with a movie like Star Wars.

Speaker 6 (12:23):
Big.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Oh, it would be so cool, make a billion dollars.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
That's a great idea.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
I think I told you they're doing an Imax release
for the fortieth anniversary Back to the Future. Yeah in October.
Like I'll be going to see Back to the Future
in Imax for sureus. Yeah, yeah, cool fear it would
be awesome too. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (12:40):
Yeah, and my gears is to being in Group C
on Southwest, which is the worst.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
I forgot to check in.

Speaker 8 (12:50):
I know that's true, but then I had to check
my bag because Southwest is so like the flights, everyone's
always bringing carry ons and they never have enough room
for everybody carry on and they're just like, if you're
in group seed, check it now because it's getting on, Like.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Dang it stupid. And we were on the same stupid
boarding process.

Speaker 7 (13:08):
We were on the same flight, and I was like,
see you later. Yeah, I'm not waiting for you.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
I like children, Yeah, yeah, I like south I don't
have a problem Southwest. I've never had a problem with
the boarding process though, either.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Well, because you never you're in group C.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
I've been in Group C. Although if it's a really
long flight, I will they'll charge like forty bucks if
you go to the gate and you go to like
the agent there at the gate and they have that
one through fifteen. It was like forty minutes, and I
did a couple different times because on those longer ones
that way you get the ex row, which was Southwest
first class up until now. I guess the new boarding

(13:46):
thing where there's assigned seats. They're going to have some
extra leg room seats. So if that's something you want,
you can sign up for that. You could pick your seat.
So all these all these things will soon be a
thing of the past. Who has a weird now? They're
just like every other STU airline.

Speaker 7 (14:00):
It's like Jeff Blue right where they do it like
the window people first, and then it's like the middle
people and then it's.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
They stick with that. I know they try it. I
don't think it stuck.

Speaker 7 (14:10):
I just recently did it, and like all the baggage
bins are full by the time you get to your seat,
even though you have a middle seat.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
It sucks where I.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Think United has like twenty boarding groups Like I'm sixteen.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Eight seven, seven forty four. What do you hope you
had a great weekend? If you have something to share,
you could text it over to two to ninety seven.
We're gonna take a quick break. We got some more.
What do you show for you next? Thank ye years?
That's bad six all right? Yeah, so today is the

(14:48):
first day of fall. Yes, we mentioned at the beginning
of the show, like there's a story that's been going
viral online arguing that fall started weeks ago, and if
the seasons are all wrong, agree or disagree, how could
they be wrong? Well, I agree, there's a whull proposal
messed up all over the country. For all year there

(15:09):
is no season.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
That's that's kind of true.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
This year there's a proposal to redate all four seasons.
So they say spring should start as soon as the
daylight saving time kicks in, So next year that's March eighth. Yes,
because the extra sunlight means that you know you've started spring,
regardless of how cold it's still is. They do that
with baseball season. People are bundled up at the ballpark
the early games, you know, like spring ends the first

(15:34):
day it's hot. That's it, all right, that's the proposal. Sure,
summer starts around June first, stops on August thirty first
quote mostly because the never ending plague of summer is
irksome play, so we should shorten it a bit, all right.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Well, I mean summer is like summer break, like school
is out, so it's summer.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
I agree with that. I agree that, But this whole
summer and never ending plague stop it.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Yeah, I know you're offending, Greg.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
This whole waiting till September twenty second. Thing for summer
to end is wrong. Once September hits, it's fall. Yeah,
if leaves are falling, the NFL's on TV, and your
kids are back in school, it's fall. Even if it's
still ninety five degrees on when a particular day, it's
still fall.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Agreed, After Labor Day it's fall.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Again. These are not my I'm not proposing this. I'm
just sharing, and you guys can agree to se winter
begins on Black Friday. I like the idea of that.
So that's the friday right after so Thanksgivings on Thursday,
Black Friday, when everybody used to go beat each other
up to the store.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Agree, that's Black Friday. It's already bleak outside, Christmas music
is playing on the radio and you're setting up your
Christmas tree. Fall doesn't end on December twenty second. That's
how it is now, December twenty second, fall ends. Yeah, yeah, no,
it ends on Thanksgiving. Yeah, it's exactly. I agree with that. Now.
Of course, if you live somebody warm, this is not

(16:53):
for you. They made the argument that you don't really
know what a season looks like if it's you know,
always seventy.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
Years, so you can sit this one out.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
But if you live in the say like the Northeast,
all these dates could change. Like it would, you know,
be basically a seven month winter, one week for fall,
one week for spring, and then the rest would be summer.

Speaker 7 (17:10):
Like all they care about. To fix all the problems
in the world, we just need two things. One, get
rid of this time change thing. Two we need the
day off after the super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
And that's it. All this other stupid.

Speaker 7 (17:23):
You know, Oh, let's change to the starting of the
winter and summer. Who cares but time change. Get rid
of that. It's well done.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Costco has already started putting up their Christmas stuff. Oh
they've bid had it up.

Speaker 7 (17:36):
Also club Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
So like some of the comments, you know, the comments section.
One comment person asking if we're skipping pumpkins in Turkey
is just going straight to Santa Yeah, Like another one
says a good lord.

Speaker 7 (17:54):
Yeah, I mean we totally forgot about Thanksgiving, but it
is starting to like all the Christmas stuff and the
Halloween stuff just coming out at the same time.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
Halloween I've seen since July. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yeah, I've given up. I've given up the whole idea
of there being a little bit of a break. People
love to go from Halloween directly into Christmas stuff. And
I said, this is we're going to make an argument
for fall. Really, I mean, obviously all the Halloween stuff
is fall to core, like the colors, the like people

(18:27):
get bales of straw and stuff, you know or whatever,
yeah whatever, they know, the cinnamon brooms and things like that.
They start putting that crap out jack lanterns obviously for Halloween,
but then just in general, pumpkins or gourds or you
know whatever. Okay, fine, it's I think it's I would personally,
I would never bother with it. But I can see
once Halloween's done, there is that little bit of a

(18:47):
break before you get to Thanksgiving. Of that's just fall themed. Yeah,
there's no holiday. This is not where we start Christmas crap.
It's after Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is the earliest you put that
Christmas crap out, not necessarily stores, like we're talking about decorating.
We brought that up before, Like the decorating where you

(19:08):
start like everybody's just like dressed in Christmas. All the stores,
all the wreaths, all the stuff, Like I don't need that.
The day after Halloween. No, that's that's too early.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
Will tell us when we need the fall taint.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Yes, the fault taint which falls between Halloween and Thanksgiving Thanksgiving. Yeah,
agree or disagree to two nineties. My wife would put
up all the if I allowed it. And yes, I'm
using that word if I because I also live in
that house, so both people have to agree. If I
allowed it, would put it up October first. L No,

(19:47):
she would put up October first, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
If she had her way.

Speaker 7 (19:51):
If she had she could have Nightmare before Christmas theme
and then and then it could slowly go into regular Christmas.
God forbid, Samue every became mansion rate. She would just
have a you know, Christmas room.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
And then you could just shut the door.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
The year round psychopath is sitting in there.

Speaker 8 (20:09):
Look, it takes a long time to put all the
Christmas stuff up, which is why I support putt it
so that you can enjoy it during the Christmas season.
But I think if you're hosting Thanksgiving, you have to
hold off on Christmas stuff.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
If you're not put your Christmas stuff.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yeah, my job when it comes to the decorating for
all the Christmas stuff, because it I don't have to
do it. I refuse to do it. Like that's my
wife's thing. She knows where everything's going to go, and
she and the kids enjoy doing that. I don't find
any kind of enjoyment. But my job has just been
to get the bins down because the bins are in
these storage airs, like up top on these racks in
the garage, up out of the way physical physically, and

(20:47):
then and then I'm done. And then you let me
know when it goes back in the bin, so I'll
put it back up there. That's fair.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
It's totally Fall is the most chick season. You get
excited about sweaters and spies, and.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
I like the it's so girly. But I like the
vibe of fall, like we're going back to football on TV,
like the way that people feel about baseball on TV
in the summer. You know, maybe a fans running in
the room and you know, you got the window open
and you're tak taking like a little bit of a
nap while the baseball game is on, Like they get
they kind of like the vibe thing like I do
enjoy the vibe of fall.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
I like it, but you gotta admit it's very girly.

Speaker 7 (21:26):
I love it fall because of the random pumpkin pie
they can get, you know, because pumpkin pie is available
year round. Okay, and I love pumpkin pie. But the
random pumpkin pie slices that show up maybe in the office.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah yeah, like.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
Those random milkshakes with pumpkin pie bits in them.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (21:43):
So like the chances of getting pumpkin pie during the time,
that's way higher, and that's what I love.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:54):
So, the the tightening of the belt corporate America and
here at the iHeart Radio actually played into Greg Gory's
favor and Greg did not have to go to the
iHeart Radio Music Festival.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Yeah yeah, because they was doing them a favor.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah, they hit us up and they go, Hey, so
would would anybody on your show be terribly disappointed if
they didn't go. We're just looking to you know, cut
back a little on the expenses and blah blah blah blah.
I go. I can think of one.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Person guy that might not want to fly, right off.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
The top of my head, who if he didn't have
to go, he would be psyched, And that would be
Greg guard True, you were correct, Yeah, and so you know,
Greg got Greg got out of it.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
I did watch on Hulu. Yeah, my favorites were John
Fogerty and Insurance.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Yeah, Insurance.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Super Talent is so good. Yeah, I loved it. Saw
you a few times there would.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
I thought, uh, I thought everybody. For the most part,
I think Brian Adams was great. Yeah, you look good,
sounded good.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
I liked his version of him.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
It was I hated that really. Yeah, that's the one
part I didn't like. That was gonna be my cheer
to that.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Why they didn't though, I think live they wanted to
speed it along.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Now it's it's just too much. It's it's such an
iconic song. You sing that song the way that people
expect it. I think it was you don't jazz it up.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Yeah, it went a little fast.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
But super nice guy interviewed him backstage. He's really cool.
Offspring sounded great. John Fogerty sounded great, awesome, that's really
good deal. I think the one that I think was
the biggest boar fest was Justice. That wasn't the right
setting for justice. But then Diplo, same thing. The DJ
is up there and the same thing. It's like, I

(23:41):
don't here's what I don't get. I don't get why
if you're on drugs and you're at well these DM festivals,
that I understand because that's what it's just basically a
big club. But like the people that go to see
these like DJs or just as like what are you
there to see? You got in just in the case
of Justice, you got these two dudes are just standing there.

(24:02):
One guy doesn't even seem to be moving. He could
be a Disney animatronic with as much as he moves,
very limited. And then the other guy just has his
hand up and going like come on, like almost like
like almost like hither. If you're there, and then that's it.
If you're a fan of Justice, you enjoyed it. I
mean I enjoyed it because I love Justice. I like
their stuff. That's something I like their stuff. But I'm
saying I don't need to see it. And this is

(24:23):
different because there's so many different artists and they're on
for you know, twenty minutes or whatever it was. But like,
you know, let's just say they're playing somewhere. You get
in the car, you fight traffic to go stand in
a room to watch guys standing at it behind a table.

Speaker 9 (24:39):
I don't get by definition, the music will be no
different than what you hear over your speakers.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Correct. But Diplo though, dude, Diplo had that place rocking.
That was awesome. He was great, He was great.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
Technics looked good.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
There was a little bit more of like, uh, there's
a little bit with some more showmanship to little definitely
interaction and Tip mccray's vagina was out just that.

Speaker 9 (24:59):
Well again, she that's her. That's as I said, what
she was on started out live. She's the best stripper
singer there is out there. Yeah, I agree. I don't
know much about her.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
I know the name. I've heard that anyway. So our
friend Tony, who were talking about Tony the Living Boy,
was watching with his daughter, who was a quote tater
tot stop it because that's what that's because that's what
they that's what they call getting the fans. They're called
tate turt no. And so he got this, uh from
watching on Hulu. He goes, I think her vagina's out,

(25:31):
and it totally is. I mean, I mean it's I mean,
it's it's full on vagina got it. It's not even
a wedge. It looks like it it looks like it
looks like she pulled it to the side for her
boyfriend to get him. She's just let like you see
in porn.

Speaker 9 (25:48):
It's borderline internal exam. That's my anice caller from years ago.
He said, Taint mcgray's playing on the halftime show of
the NHL All Star Game or whatever.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
It was, so Greg, you didn't go to the What
did you do this weekend? Weekend? Cheer and jeer?

Speaker 3 (26:02):
It was the perfect blend of productivity and leisure. And
I realized that if I can't get a nap in
on a Friday, I got up and just did everything
that I had to do that day. So there I
had the weekend for sushi, for dinner with friends, or
oral sex. It was just perfect. It was perfect. It
was basically a jeerless weekend. The only jeer I had

(26:24):
was when I arrived at work this morning. We love
to make fun of our building. We love to make
fun of how they do things around here. They recently
took a piece of strip of pavement in the garage
and painted it white where it separates the main part
of the garage, the thoroughfare from the stairway, And I thought,
what's the point of that. Oh, here's the point, Because
they have since now painted a word on that white strip.

(26:47):
The word is caution and the letter N is backwards
and it looks so stupid.

Speaker 9 (26:55):
This is so perfect toys are us?

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Yeah, because I walked right over it and pass it,
and then I was at the top of the stairs.
I thought, well, what is that a written in Russia?
And I look back and that's why it looks backwards. Yeah,
it was so typical of this bill.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Was supposed to be caught the caution there's were crossed
us a crosswalk because as soon as as soon as
you walk out of that door, like from the stairwell,
people are flogging by there. They're not looking like he's
almost hit people because I'm driving. Yeah, thank you. People
are looking where they're going. There is flying out the
door and a lot of people on foot of the

(27:34):
ones you're flying. Yeah. Bast weekend cheers and jeers, well,
cheers to yet another new season of The New Beavis
and butt Head. What this is season three of the
Vamp that's on my watch list? And then Tulsa King
season three started on on Sundays and.

Speaker 9 (27:51):
Checking both out on Parados. I caught it on Comedy
Central because that's one of the things I'll do at
the hotels. I'll throw on you know whatever. South Park
is like you, but a sweet rip. They do a
great job with those, just really fantastic stuff they do.
It's a mixture of the old, the old older like
fifty something Beavis and butt Head and the fourteen year
olds as well. Just just a fantastic thing night Judge

(28:13):
with that of the new King of the Hill.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Yeah, to kill him. He just just absolutely killing my
judge is great. God forbid.

Speaker 9 (28:18):
He'd be our best friend and come hang out sometime.
Jeers However, to a guy I once gave cheers to,
Bill Belichick has officially he's gone.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
He's done, he's over. This has been a slow, awful demise.

Speaker 9 (28:33):
I mean I gave him cheers whatever it was nine
months ago when it was first announced that he was
backing four year old. But now she has this is
the the this is perfect case, textbook example of a
sucky bus. He's she's on the sidelines whispering stuff to
him before games, and I like that. She exactly where
was his Was his wife doing that in New England?

(28:53):
So no, no, but but she why is she doing that?
Because she's only banging this gross old it's funny. I
was watching the the season open of the North Carolina
North Carolina game, uh against TCU. Yeah they had you know,
McAfee was down there and all that stuff. I watched
watching with a girl who doesn't know anything about anything
about football. And she goes looking at Bill Belichick. Man,

(29:14):
he's got big breasts.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
That threw a sweater too. Oh yeah, and so and so.

Speaker 9 (29:21):
This this twenty four year old, but by the way,
may have been banging him as early as when she
was twenty is just doing this for whatever. There's a
rumor she was gonna be dancing with the stars. She
shows up on the sideline and admittedly hot little outfits
with white boots and little shorts, but she's banging now
a gross old man who sucks. He's ruined his reputation,

(29:42):
he's ruined his legacy. He's throwing he's flushing millions of
dollars down her hole. You know, it's it's an absolute
two things.

Speaker 7 (29:49):
She's gone down to the sideline during the game, oh sure.
And then also she knows that's where the cameras are. Yeah,
and she's picked up a bunch of real estates since hooking,
picked up spent.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
His money on a bunch of real estate. You don't
know where that she mayn't have a business.

Speaker 9 (30:02):
So Bill, Yeah, she's got a job, blowjob. She has
a joke betting all his money is. Yeah, but now
I don't know what her I mean, I know what
her move is. But unfortunately, now that he sucks as
a football coach, I don't know she had. She doesn't
have anything to launch off of other than free money,
which is not bad.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Obviously they lose on Saturday. Oh, I was busy with
attention to the sports this weekend.

Speaker 9 (30:27):
So Bill probably won't even have a second season at
u n C. He's moved into the a CEC, which,
as I know, is not a very tough uh, not
a very tough division. I think Georgia Tech may win
that this year out of nowhere. So he's he's gonna
suck and she all she does. So now she doesn't
have like, well, I'm the girlfriend of a super successful
NFL and college coach.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
She's just this guy blows. So jeers to Jordan and
jeers of Bill Morgan weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 5 (30:53):
Well, I kind of had a really weird weekend on
I can't really go into detail too much. But it
was kind of hard to find a cheer for me. No, yeah,
not in like a bad way. It just took to
think of something.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
For what purpose? Can't you go into detail?

Speaker 5 (31:07):
I just don't think it's time. I need to give
it some time, like a.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Legal or personal category.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
Let's say legal because that sounds more fun.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Okay, even though being misled Okay.

Speaker 5 (31:20):
Long story short, I did find it cheers eventually. Cheers
to me though, Shout out to me because I have
a lot of friends that some people would call toxic,
right and these are these are female friends, and I'll
get calls from them from time to time and they're single,
and they'll be like, Morgan, what should I do? You
know this guy stood me up last night or something happened,
like how do I get him back? Like do I
throw a fit? Do I go crazy?

Speaker 4 (31:42):
Do I crash out?

Speaker 5 (31:43):
And I, being the non toxic friend, I always tell
them don't be toxic. And I saved two friends this
week and actually from situations that could have been worse.
So cheers to me for that, Morgan being a good friend.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Yeah, you and compet didn't break up, did you?

Speaker 5 (31:59):
And then jeers so jeers to being a female, and okay,
most of the time being a female is cheers. Right,
there's one specific situation where it's a jeers, and that's
when you have to do anything with your car. I
had to buy parts for my car, and I have
to go get them.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Did they tell you the premium air for your tires?

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (32:18):
Probably did.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Video that girl she's messing, she's messing with her dad.
She calls her dad's his dad. So I bought the
premium air? You did not do that?

Speaker 4 (32:27):
You did?

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (32:30):
Basically because I feel like they're just taking advantage of
me in there. Whatever auto shop I go into, and
I have a tiny, tiny, tiny bit of knowledge, but
they just probably scam the crap. I can't remember the
name of it, but it was like eight hundred dollars
party as soon as I left, I'm pretty sure. I'm like,
I probably could have gotten it way cheaper online if

(32:51):
I knew what I was doing. Why didn't you just
call your dad while you were there? Because stem in
the car the car guy, right, But I'm thirty one
years old, I mean adult.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
You don't know Dad would be psyched if you called
him for something.

Speaker 5 (33:01):
That well, I mean he could give me advice. He's
not going to pay for anything or.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
No, but he would at least tell you, you know, is
this good deal? Do I need this? Is there a
better place to buy it?

Speaker 5 (33:10):
What?

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Did you buy a part that you then have to
take somewhere to get insolved?

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (33:14):
Exactly, My gosh, so I still have to pay for
the labor.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
Oh whatever?

Speaker 5 (33:18):
This stupid thing is in my car?

Speaker 1 (33:20):
What is it?

Speaker 7 (33:21):
Like?

Speaker 1 (33:21):
What is it for?

Speaker 5 (33:21):
I need to go get the paperwork out of my car?
I can't remember. It's some kind of filter thing that
I have?

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (33:26):
I filter? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Why did the filter scam?

Speaker 5 (33:29):
Like eight hundred m F dollars?

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Almost eight hundred dollars? What kind of fist would that be?

Speaker 5 (33:35):
I mean I wish I could. Do you have the receipt?

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Can you return it? Is it a cabin air filter?

Speaker 5 (33:40):
No, it's not that it has something to do with
the ambissions?

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Oh? Is it for your small ship?

Speaker 5 (33:45):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Did you buy a cat converter? No?

Speaker 5 (33:50):
Yeah, no, I'll get their a seat out of my car.
But yeah, see, I mean I can return it if
I if it doesn't work out to.

Speaker 8 (33:56):
Say, so, you maybe want to look more into that, yeah,
or you do anything.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Being a girl, so hard, so right. Gregg's been saying,
I think.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
You should call your dad after the fact, confirm what
you bought, see if it's the right thing, and then
return it.

Speaker 8 (34:11):
Yeah, Morgan, I will literally be wherever I am getting
stuffed out in my car, call my dad and then
hand the phone to whoever works there and have them
talk to my dad.

Speaker 5 (34:19):
And I'm just going to be an adult. I'm trying
to grow up.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Talk to my dad. You're a picture if I did
that same thing. I said, they're talking to dude, like dad,
You're gonna talk to my dad? Hold on.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Yeah, I have no shame.

Speaker 7 (34:33):
Absolutely, I've done that once involving cars, not like a
parent or anything like that. But I went to a
dealership just to get like some oil change or whatever,
and they added like a bunch of stuff to my car,
like yeah, like parts and stuff. And I go, I
didn't say to do this, and go, oh, no, sorry,

(34:53):
we aready installed that. You got to pay for it.
I said, no, I'm going to do that. I like, well,
you can't have your car. So I called my friend
that's a lawyer, and I put them on the phone
with them and then go, you can have your car,
Cirta and I have to pay for anything.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Yeah, it's pretty cool. Well, they saw all the Hello
Kitty stuff in his car. This must be a chicks car.
We're totally taking advantage of that. We'll be right back

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