September 25, 2025 • 28 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Woody Show, and we've got another new hour of
insensitivity training for a politically correct world for you. My
name is Woody. That is great gory. Good morning, we
got Menace. Hello, Sea Bass is here, we got Sammy
Morgan's here. Phones are open for you at eight seven
seven forty four.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Woodie.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
You can text us with whatever you got, check in
if you'd like, name a part of town you're in.
Whatever you got over to two two nine eight seven,
and we're gonna see what Sea Bass has for us
this week. In audio, everyone's been.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Having a lot of fun making making fun of the
prediction about the end of the world a rapture.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Very few people.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Are playing the audio and it's a great chance for
fun with accents. It is from a guy who's some
kind of preacher somewhere in Africa named mister Joshua.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh yeah, this is the guy that got everybody started
this time around.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah yeah, this happens every few years and it's always
funks in the world somehow never keeps ending.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
But here is the end. People keep selling all their crap.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Here actual verdiction for mister Joshua.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Without his mouth opened, remember speaking his mind.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Us is talking to him, It.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Says to me on the twenty third and the twenty
fourth off September twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I will come to take my church.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Is a date? Is a date?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Is it not happen?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
So then what do you do? Do you remember.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Twenty third and twenty fourth of September when Jesus came to.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
You and talk without moving his mouth.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Yeah, but like you take a risk like that and
all these people are donating to your church.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
What do you say?
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Now there's an excuse?
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Was it?
Speaker 7 (01:47):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Mattress? Mac says, like the thing like, hey, you buy
a mattress in the month of October. The Astros are
in the world. They if they win the World Series,
everybody is freeing. Pretty made us, I guess.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
So this weekend audio, all right, you can go ahead
and hit the Okay, spoiler alert, you have not watched
the America's Got Talent a GT finale, Greg, have you
watched it?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I have not?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Okay, Well, sorry, are you watching the season?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
This season? I'm not? Okay, It's okay.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
So this is your winner, Jessica Sanchez right here, and
now you can go. I hit it, and I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
She's a singer as you can.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Tell, Ye sounds generic.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Well, Greg, as we have said, America's got talent is
not America's got talent.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
She's a fine singer.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
America's got a SOB story.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
What is Jessica's SOB story? A million dollars?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Is a singer?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
She I think lady gag got here or something so
every night?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
What is her soft story around the room?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Lost her family and her tragic accident.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
In her car. I guess she suffers from crippling anxiety,
social anxiety, and she hasn't been able to work because
of her social anxiety. But for whatever reason, when she sings,
she's able to do that in front of me that.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
You can't tell.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, she's heinous.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
She had four mischaracters.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
She's gonna stopped it ugly, right, you are the winner
because her SOB story is she is pregnant, okay, and
she's also been trying off a g T every year
for since she was a little kid or whatever.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
That's like her story.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
But she's actively very pregnant and that's why she won.
Did she lose the baby daddy in a tragic accident?
Don't know, she's just big, it's just pregnant.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
She's just big.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
She's a decent singer, of course. Yeah, that's not sobby
enough for that kind of stuff. It has to be her. Yeah,
I mean it's just generic.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I'm right.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Well this choice. Nobody's giving me an answer. Greg wants magic.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I want more magicians. To wait, Yeah, we need more
shin limbs in the world, not more generics. Hanger.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
This week in audio, here's the sound you will like, Woodie.
This is someone getting tasted.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yes, now we're talking about this is a special twist
on this. This let's have a whole show about that.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
The tasing channel. Well, a lot of these cop can
This is from body camp watch on YouTube. And uh,
there's a special twist because this lady she claims, as
they always do, oh, the cuffs are too tight, and
so as the cop is helping, being nice, helping her
out with her cuffs, she decides it's a good opportunity
to wriggle free and try to take a swing at him.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Oh, good idea.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
He has weapons like tasers. He uses that unhurt.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Now there's a second thing that happens after she's tased.
She gets hurt a second way in the cop war
reveal what that is at the very end.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Okay, I'll move on hand.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Something else is happening here.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Her phone exploded when I hit it.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
That's awesome, so that he has to like knock it
out of her pants because it's on fire.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
So good.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Remember the guy was he on the motorcycle and he
had like for whatever, he hit a backpack that had
gasoline in it, and they and they taste him and
he yes, we are great. I'm trying to punch me
in the face. Rib I like that. Oh yes, well
(05:36):
you know, if only there was a way to avoid that.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I'll admit, giving the circumstances around this tasting, that was
probably a same probably an android.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, you can't afford that. Uh this weekend audio.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Here's a sound that is going to make Gina very
happy and Greg probably very sad. A little just a
little teaser from a new trailer that's out right here.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I don't off to see the Wizard. Oh yes, the trailer.
It's happening for Wicked too. Oh, i'd be knowing because
my wife has going on. She's more excited for this
than Christmas, I believe, I mean, and that's that's saying something.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I also want to know who's going to play Dorothy?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Very exciting.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Get we get Dorothy in part two of Wicked.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Yeah, we should assume that's it.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I don't know, what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Right, like right, like we're supposed to know. You know,
I'm so confused.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Who owns the intellectual property to Wicked? Because it's not
it's not the original Wizard of Oz people right? Or
is it not Frank Bomb because it was it was
unapproved prequel when it was when it was officially written.
But I would assume by now they've kind of absorbed
the the whole I p Yeah, you would think I
would assume. But Greg, I really did enjoy when you
(06:53):
watched Wicked Party. I was going to say, I think
that was a terrible segment and I will not be
doing this.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I know who will know. We'll get the answer to
your question. I guarantee, Hello, Hey, who owns the rights
to uh Wicked?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Or how does that?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
How does that work? Is it just fan fiction?
Speaker 7 (07:10):
Like inction?
Speaker 8 (07:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Gregory.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Gregory maguire wrote the novel like twenty five years ago,
thirty years thirty.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Years ago, twenty five yes, okay.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Nineteen ninety five, and then it was eventually turned into
the Broadway Show twenty twenty two years ago, one years ago,
and then now Universal is putting out this so they
bought that money maker.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah, it's a kind of you heoking at it now.
It's kind of like the Little Mermaid because that that
book is hundreds of years old, but Disney owns the
intellectual property shoes.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
They're a little Mermaid.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
How many days of unsufferableness do we have to go through?
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Woh, shut up, menace. I don't even want to hear it. Now,
listen to you your f one stuff. You gotta listen
with the Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
No, I just don't like the people constantly like singing
and stuff. That's so annoying.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Are Yeah, I hate when people singing musicals?
Speaker 8 (08:10):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Are you like talking about it and stuff? Are you
ready to have an orgasm?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Here we go?
Speaker 7 (08:14):
We have twenty five disappearances.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Oh what, I'm off to see the Wizard? Did that
do it for you?
Speaker 6 (08:32):
She just finished yet?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Playing like Marvin Gaye sexual healing. I can just have
the trailer playing in the bedroom.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
Yeah, and then we don't have to have separate bedrooms.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
How many New Stanley mugs are gonna get endless?
Speaker 6 (08:47):
Oh my god, Greg, there's so much stuff out there.
I can't even control myself.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
But Jen, tell everybody what I had to forbid you
from buying at the grocery store. It was a couple
of weeks ago. I'm like, no, put it down. Put
it down.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
It was wicked beamed like like uh, softener for your laundry,
like your laundry. It's like like the little dots that
you put in there.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
It's like the game Wicked. Absolutely not put that down.
Speaker 6 (09:25):
It's just in my hands.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I forbid it.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
It was in my hand. You killed it.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Get the f out of here.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
You don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
You're a corporate America's wet dream.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Coming.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
They're like, She's like, why no, no, put it down?
Any other.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Was it like a coffee creamery?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
The other hot collapse. There's so much of it, all right,
so many and everybody's very happy.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
An apple at the Yeah, what did you do with
that foam apple?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
At the sphere?
Speaker 6 (10:03):
It's Greg, I don't have a display in my closet
like we have, you know, open shelving.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
So it looks very cute with a Wizard of Oz book,
Wizard of Oz book and Lego.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
Guys like little Lego characters.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
And when we went to the movie, she wore like
all of her stuff, but she had the cutest bracelet.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
It was a yellow brick road bracelet. Oh yeah, omg dolphins.
They have yogurt too. Have you seen the yogurt? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (10:37):
No, I have to buy that still minutes.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I knew that you would know the answer to Seabatter's question.
All right, love you bye.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
Of course.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
The second time in one show they should do a
collab with Smart Water Wicked Smart.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yeah, Oh my.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
God, they have an American girl doll too. You have more?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
What do you show for you?
Speaker 7 (10:57):
Next?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
We'll continue on the weekend audio after the break.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
More of the Woodie Show. What's wrong with that?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
We'll be right back.
Speaker 9 (11:08):
I fired it without clutching my sculls and turn into
a turns.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
The Woody Show and continuing on. But seeve ass show
us what's up this weekend audio. Here's some audio that
makes me very happy.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
This is a guy who was riding one of the
New York trains and he decided what he was gonna
do is sit in his seat, but then put his
feet up in another seat. Okay, comfy which number one
coming for him? But Number two gets those seats more dirty.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Number three is intimidating the people who want to use
because they don't have to.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Say, oh, excuse can you'll be a.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Human and move exactly.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I guess this problem doesn't happen in Japan.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
By the way, just saying thank you.
Speaker 8 (11:49):
Now.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
The reason we have this audio is because this guy
was a writer on the hit comedy The Bear.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Oh and when the.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Officers showed up there they have they have like a
app I guess to report people. Officers showed up said hey, man,
take your feet off the seat. He decided he was
going to make this civil rights thing and points out
the ethnicity of the people who reported him.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
And then that's where this comes in.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
That's how you argue because.
Speaker 9 (12:13):
This white woman said she didn't like the way I
was sitting on the train. So you call the police,
Yes I am, I haven't done anything illegal. I haven't
done anything illegal.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Yes, yes you are, because the cops told you to
do the right thing and you said no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Exactly do you really call the police, Well, here's what
you do. You don't call the police. A lot of
the like M T A.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
And I know this is in Atlanta, when I live there, Marta,
you could use an app to report people.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Playing loud music doing things and said, they'll come up
and they'll talk to you if it was was it
the cops or was it like the transit, the MTA,
whatever the translation which they have. Then if you're being
difficult to them, and then I'm sure they call in
the police. And it's all about demeanor, right.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I mean, like in the San Francisco Bay Area, the
bart Police Bay Area, Rapid Transit, those are actual cops.
They have full police authority.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
So so if you're breaking the rules of the train,
the bust or whatever, they call these people and tell
you not to do it. And then when you and
then when you decide to be an ass wipe and
difficult and everything, Yeah, and then of course then things escalate.
And like the thing is, it didn't.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Have to escalate.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Put your feet, don't be a dick. Yeah, you know,
you're not supposed to be doing that, because they do
with race. Just everything to do with you being a dick.
Your TV show sucks, we can't.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
And of course on his Instagram where he's posting these
videos which again prove that he's the a hole, people
are doxing this old couple that just want to live
in a decent, decent socie like like Japan.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
He was probably tired because he watched them there this week.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
And audio.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Here's some audio that will make men is happy. Not
great though, because it's about Crumble.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
They have they're trying.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
We covered the dirty sodis at Crumble, so they have
these news soda plans that are well have this. This
guy's going to describe the flavored combinations. But they called
a dirty dirty soda because they take soda loaded with sugar,
add a bunch of syrups that are loaded with sugar,
and then some dairy products.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Here are some of the recipes we got.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Butter me up.
Speaker 11 (14:16):
This is a root beer based butterscotch and vanilla syrup
and heavy cream, Summer Crush, Mountain dew based peach syrup,
raspberry pure and heavy cream, filla bean coke based vanilla syrup,
heavy cream, pop off, doctor pepper, vanilla syrup and coconut cream.
They call this one a charger because it has a
red bull base. It also has sprite strawberry and coconut syrup,
(14:37):
strawberry pure and then coconut cream.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Well, okay, keep in mind cream what think ice cream is?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Right?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, not carbonate, not carbon but about a root beer
float or like a ice cream soda. There's a lot
of these comments. It doesn't sound appealing to me. It
is not my thing. I don't think it's as crazy
out there does.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Soda based treats are so like that seven upcake.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
That's good.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Sugar though and flavoring. Yeah, but like you're talking about desserts,
of course, it's sure like when people.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Yeah, true, it's just like my wife will say that.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
You'll see whatever it is, like, yeah, some dessert they're
offering someplace where it's like a ice cream with a
brownie jammed in there. It goes it's a sugar and
sure it's a dessert. Yeah, what else is it made
out of definition? That's what I want?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
So it sounds like that's what I want my dessert,
a liquid form of a crumpled cookie which is unappealingly unappealing,
visually made by a blind child. Calories gross.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Remember there's a there's a brilliant There was a brief
moment after Super Size Me where every all the all
the food places were like, oh, we're going to be healthy, healthy.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Hell got shame and now wants that crap. Now we're
just like straights of diabetes. Like, I know a lot
of people see that whole argument too, Like I get it, Like, yeah,
there's a lot of stuff that is not good for you.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
But yeah, every once it's.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
Called moderation and you have the decision to get it
are not.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah, and now there's shots you can get that will
help your dive. Yeah, so you can counteract it. Yeah.
One thing that people like that, I've never found a
peeling like it's so disgusting. Cream soda. Oh hate it. Yeah,
I'm a soda guy, but yeah, cream soda so trash. Yeah,
not good.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
This weekend audio, all right, this is some audio that'll
make Morgan happy. This is a way to make thousands
of dollars per night. Oh this lit this girl who
I'm gonna I'm gonna show you her photo here. She's
very plain looking, not saying anything that has to do
with Morgan whatsoever. Okay, yeah, but she is going to
tell us how she, as a Miami resident, makes thousands
of dollars per evening.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
In Miami, Florida, and let's hold on the first Yeah,
here we go.
Speaker 12 (16:45):
I'm a dancer in Miami, Florida, and let's see how
much ballet dancer?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah maybe, okay, okay, I'm.
Speaker 12 (16:51):
A dancer in Miami, Florida, and let's see how much
money I need tonight? Nine thousand, two hundred, nine thousand,
two hundred and forty dollars. So obviously this was a
really crazy night. I did have one new customer that
I made like two thousand off of, and then the
rest of my money was from a regular who comes
in and just books hour after hour after hour after
(17:12):
hour to talk to me about his job as eventual capitalist.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
So it's actually cool because.
Speaker 12 (17:17):
I'm making money but also learning a lot. And he
thinks annoying, but I actually love when he comes in.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
No kidding.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
She's a stripper, ye yeah, oh, and she's just talking
to them, right, that's where you make most of.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Your cats for nine grand one night.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Morgan Wet thinking about it, Greg, what are you saying?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Earlier?
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Said if you were a woman, you would Yeah, he said,
If I was a woman, I'd be a total.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Slide be soul, like, never pay for drinks. My whole
life would be a giant science experiment.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
You would have no shame, like just giving it up
for things that you want. Greg, you'd have to stay hot,
just be hot.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I would make my whole life.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Don't have to be that hot, that's true.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Like this girl is very she's made down here with.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah, I would drive for dude.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
She could be Sammy's sister. She looks like it looks
like they can be related.
Speaker 12 (18:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Glass, it's the hair, the glasses, maybe the like the
hair color that I don't think I'm yeah yeah, yeah,
but in this girl here.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
The show clothes in Miami, don't they stay open like
twenty four.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Hours a day.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
Probably you have more opportunity to make more money.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
But what about the nightmare that some man would find
you attractive?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Oh no, I think that can happen whether you're stripping
or not. Right, No, but it's such a night But
I mean that's not Well you don't you don't want
to do the only fans Morgan, I've dabbled, Yeah, but no,
I'm saying like you would definitely never consider being like
a stripper, right, No, I wouldn't do full nudity type stuff.
Speaker 12 (18:50):
No.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Is that just because like insecurity or is it because
like well maybe once my parents are dead. I guess
I don't want to let my parents down because I
can't see I can't be just knowing Morgan. I can't
see where she would necessarily have a problem that she's
not doing it for others. There's some other reason that's
keeping her from doing it. That's what I was curious about.
It's my family, for sure.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
They don't have to know exactly.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Well, I talk about things too much on the work.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Just don't what if you make nine thousand dollars or
night you don't have to work.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
In the radio?
Speaker 10 (19:19):
Ye be here, God, that's so much money money.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Think about it like that, you know, leaving money on
the table, Especially those clubs they don't have like private
security there for you to walk you.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Everybody wait now, but then some old rich man would
find you.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Well, look, even if you didn't have the security, it's
not like just average citizens can buy like you know,
pepper spray or tasers or guns. Wait to sit down
and wait, you totally can't. Yeah, you have so much
money to buy that stuff. Making nine grand a night.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Sixteen by like just showing pepper spray, just showing a
flap or whatever a big deal this week And I twelve.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
If you have that nine thousand dollars a night, maybe
you could use it to spend on something. We've talked
about a lot resort fees, and this is our list.
Is a woman on TikTok, she goes by funk she
and she is she's gonna explain how, and I'm expect
to charge on her bill on like after well, she'll explain.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
This is one leg of her honeymoon.
Speaker 13 (20:19):
On my honeymoon right now, my last leg. I'm in
Honolulu and I just stayed at a resort. I saw
a five hundred dollars bill being tagged onto my bill
at checkout, and it says it's a daily resort fee.
Have fifty two dollars plus tax per room per day.
The following amendites are included. Fresh flour or coco nut
lay reading upon the rival for two guests per say, okay,
(20:40):
what she didn't ask for because the flower washing my neck.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
But that was the one thing that we got.
Speaker 13 (20:44):
Daily warning, yoga for two guests, bag of freshly baked
banana bread muffins, meditation class for two, cluss be fillable logo,
water bottles, daily cultural activities, daily high speed internet access.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
What you already get as a myriap bomb boy member.
Guess what's not.
Speaker 13 (20:58):
Included the actual these shares is a two hundred dollars
feet to reserve one of those shares in the sun.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Yeah, why is expensive? But forget forget that.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
I get this crap when I go to San Diego
for comic anywhere and they say, well, you're thirty five
dollars or fee involves paddle board and again the thousands
of other things you're not going to use.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, I just had a hotel stay and see there
was an amenity fee of thirty five dollars plus tax
because you got a taxi fee. Okay, uh, the room
occupant occupancy tax, which is fifteen percent that somebody's in
the room, the city's TMD fee whatever the hell that
(21:37):
is six dollars and twenty five cents tourism assessment fee.
Two dollars.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
That's not real.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
And then kind Campaign donation give you one dollars. That's
so nice if you donate with yeah, it says kind
Campaign is an internationally recognized nonprofit organization that brings awareness
and healing to the negative and lasting effects of girl
against girl bullying through the global movement but everybody, everybody
(22:04):
who reserves the room like it's automatically if.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
I'm for bullying, can you ask if I'm GMD, is
a try bully you out of this fee? Exactly Tourist
and Marketing district, because you're the place where tourist goes.
You have to pay more for.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
A girl girl girl bullying through their Global Movement documentary film.
In school assemblies and educational curriculums, they're making things worse
by telling you what it is here. It does say
here to be fair, it does say I didn't I
didn't see it because it's a very small friend says
please let us know if you wish to opt out.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
And by the way, this is both a private because
people will say, oh, though this is these are the
companies ripping you off. Yes, but they're doing it with
the full support of the local government. The local government
gives them permission and makes it mandatory to put these
stupid resort fees in there. And this is what we
talked about with the ticketmaster. Because about the time you're there,
what are you gonna say, Oh no, I'm gonna go
take my family and go find a whole new hotel.
Because outside of the city because I know they got you.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
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up for you.
Speaker 10 (23:02):
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Speaker 3 (23:37):
Very quick sea best original game, how DYAUI very small
clip here, So it's gonna be tough.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Here it is? Is this number nine?
Speaker 8 (23:45):
Here?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Number nine?
Speaker 7 (23:47):
All right?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Are we.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Here it one more time?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
You know he kind of has an answer on the
I'm not gonna so I can't guess. That's why I'm like.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Man all right?
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Or of firework.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
Standing on a deck that broke and it fell sounds
water based.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I believe, Menace, you have the right the best answer.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
I mean, super typhoon Regasa blasting through the hotel doors
of a hotel in mom Kong.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
And people are standing.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
So if there are these waves that are as tall
as the doors eight feet tall. Waves and people are
just sitting in this hotel. I'll be like, oh, well,
what's gonna happen? Which is which is my problem with
a new Superman movie. If I may say there are
these giant monsters fighting people in Metropolis, people are like, oh,
check out that monster the size of a building, and
they'll just stand right here hope it doesn't fall on me.
Speaker 14 (24:48):
Run away people, but they're so used to monsters like
oh in Superman, and yeah, it's always falling in Superhans,
always having to protect the people, Like if you if
something the socks of this building showed up, I wouldn't here.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Okay, So I've been to Hong Kong. I thought that
was a bay. Where's the wave's coming from?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
A super typhoon? Oh my god, that's just for Greg.
I don't know if anybody else gets any pleasure out
of that, but yeah, nice crying.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
By the way, what makes it a super typhoon? Goes
up to one hundred and fifty miles an hour wind?
So again, waves the size of the door you're standing
in front of them, and.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
The sounded made was crazy. Yeah, isn't that amazing? It's weird.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Okay, yeah, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
It's wild nature incredible.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
This week in audio, Greg, I also have this clip
just for you. According to the title of the clip,
this is from.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Laos Okay cool, Greg.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
It's this weird obsession with Laos and they are out
in this remote village school. These Caucasian I believe Australian,
so a couple accents run around here. So these Caucasian
visitors are going this to this school where apparently they
don't they haven't seen Caucasians, and especially the little kids
do not like that a.
Speaker 15 (26:06):
Lot running away, Oh my Jo.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
They work the screaming entire what are you, Laoti?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
That's so.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
And you hear about that like you hear about like
when white and or black people go to like deep
inside of India, people like, well, they won't scream and
run and cry, but they'll just like stare at you.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Okay, Now you've been to Japan because we've heard about
that a couple of times. Is it true? No, I understand,
but is it true that in Japan they think tall
people are super interesting and they take their photos.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Yes, but you hear that more with like NBA players
because the Japanese like they're starting to grow, like you know,
you hear about that because the Koreans especially very short,
but japes are starting to get pretty tall.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Well in Redheads they call redhead's bad produce.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Yes, but that's what this Australian really was. A redhead
in lush in Laus I should say.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Wow, that's so interesting this week.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
And audio all right, this is another fun with accent
thing here. Well, this is a very nice story. It's
a woman in New York saw a little kitt and
walked around the subway and she just took it home.
Now this is from Inside Edition. Unfortunately, the woman had
to have a god awful one of the worst accents ever,
the New York hardcore like Bronx accent.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
But she did a very nice thing.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
The tiny straight delighted crowds as she pranced her way
through the train car.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Luckily, a kind hearted soul was also on board that day.
Twenty six year old Bisata Mercado heading to work.
Speaker 16 (27:43):
I looked around and I seen a kiddy just walking around.
Immediately I asked, like, whose kid is this? In my mind,
I'm thinking, okay, like do I take her home? No
one else was gonna take her, so I decided to
just handle it myself and handle it.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
She dish right in the dump store.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Oh wait, what happened?
Speaker 3 (28:03):
What do you you've seen the story? It was dumpster kid.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
No, no, she's home. She got it, all it shots and
now she has a little kid. Oh man, isn't that
amazing beat? Subway rat? But god, that's a terrible accent
eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can hit us
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to two two nine eight seven. We got some more
Woodie show coming up after the break.
Speaker 8 (28:25):
Hang on, what dude, what.
Speaker 7 (28:36):
The Woody show?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
My man, right back,
The Woody Show, and we've got another new hour of
insensitivity training for a politically correct world for you. My
name is Woody. That is great gory. Good morning, we
got Menace. Hello, Sea Bass is here, we got Sammy
Morgan's here. Phones are open for you at eight seven
seven forty four.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Woodie.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
You can text us with whatever you got, check in
if you'd like, name a part of town you're in.
Whatever you got over to two two nine eight seven,
and we're gonna see what Sea Bass has for us
this week. In audio, everyone's been.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Having a lot of fun making making fun of the
prediction about the end of the world a rapture.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Very few people.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Are playing the audio and it's a great chance for
fun with accents. It is from a guy who's some
kind of preacher somewhere in Africa named mister Joshua.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh yeah, this is the guy that got everybody started
this time around.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah yeah, this happens every few years and it's always
funks in the world somehow never keeps ending.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
But here is the end. People keep selling all their crap.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Here actual verdiction for mister Joshua.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Without his mouth opened, remember speaking his mind.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Us is talking to him, It.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Says to me on the twenty third and the twenty
fourth off September twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I will come to take my church.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Is a date? Is a date?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Is it not happen?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
So then what do you do? Do you remember.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Twenty third and twenty fourth of September when Jesus came to.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
You and talk without moving his mouth.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Yeah, but like you take a risk like that and
all these people are donating to your church.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
What do you say?
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Now there's an excuse?
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Was it?
Speaker 7 (01:47):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Mattress? Mac says, like the thing like, hey, you buy
a mattress in the month of October. The Astros are
in the world. They if they win the World Series,
everybody is freeing. Pretty made us, I guess.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
So this weekend audio, all right, you can go ahead
and hit the Okay, spoiler alert, you have not watched
the America's Got Talent a GT finale, Greg, have you
watched it?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I have not?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Okay, Well, sorry, are you watching the season?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
This season? I'm not? Okay, It's okay.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
So this is your winner, Jessica Sanchez right here, and
now you can go. I hit it, and I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
She's a singer as you can.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Tell, Ye sounds generic.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Well, Greg, as we have said, America's got talent is
not America's got talent.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
She's a fine singer.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
America's got a SOB story.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
What is Jessica's SOB story? A million dollars?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Is a singer?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
She I think lady gag got here or something so
every night?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
What is her soft story around the room?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Lost her family and her tragic accident.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
In her car. I guess she suffers from crippling anxiety,
social anxiety, and she hasn't been able to work because
of her social anxiety. But for whatever reason, when she sings,
she's able to do that in front of me that.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
You can't tell.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, she's heinous.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
She had four mischaracters.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
She's gonna stopped it ugly, right, you are the winner
because her SOB story is she is pregnant, okay, and
she's also been trying off a g T every year
for since she was a little kid or whatever.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
That's like her story.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
But she's actively very pregnant and that's why she won.
Did she lose the baby daddy in a tragic accident?
Don't know, she's just big, it's just pregnant.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
She's just big.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
She's a decent singer, of course. Yeah, that's not sobby
enough for that kind of stuff. It has to be her. Yeah,
I mean it's just generic.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I'm right.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Well this choice. Nobody's giving me an answer. Greg wants magic.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I want more magicians. To wait, Yeah, we need more
shin limbs in the world, not more generics. Hanger.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
This week in audio, here's the sound you will like, Woodie.
This is someone getting tasted.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yes, now we're talking about this is a special twist
on this. This let's have a whole show about that.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
The tasing channel. Well, a lot of these cop can
This is from body camp watch on YouTube. And uh,
there's a special twist because this lady she claims, as
they always do, oh, the cuffs are too tight, and
so as the cop is helping, being nice, helping her
out with her cuffs, she decides it's a good opportunity
to wriggle free and try to take a swing at him.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Oh, good idea.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
He has weapons like tasers. He uses that unhurt.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Now there's a second thing that happens after she's tased.
She gets hurt a second way in the cop war
reveal what that is at the very end.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Okay, I'll move on hand.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Something else is happening here.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Her phone exploded when I hit it.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
That's awesome, so that he has to like knock it
out of her pants because it's on fire.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
So good.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Remember the guy was he on the motorcycle and he
had like for whatever, he hit a backpack that had
gasoline in it, and they and they taste him and
he yes, we are great. I'm trying to punch me
in the face. Rib I like that. Oh yes, well
(05:36):
you know, if only there was a way to avoid that.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I'll admit, giving the circumstances around this tasting, that was
probably a same probably an android.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, you can't afford that. Uh this weekend audio.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Here's a sound that is going to make Gina very
happy and Greg probably very sad. A little just a
little teaser from a new trailer that's out right here.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I don't off to see the Wizard. Oh yes, the trailer.
It's happening for Wicked too. Oh, i'd be knowing because
my wife has going on. She's more excited for this
than Christmas, I believe, I mean, and that's that's saying something.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I also want to know who's going to play Dorothy?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Very exciting.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Get we get Dorothy in part two of Wicked.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Yeah, we should assume that's it.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I don't know, what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Right, like right, like we're supposed to know. You know,
I'm so confused.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Who owns the intellectual property to Wicked? Because it's not
it's not the original Wizard of Oz people right? Or
is it not Frank Bomb because it was it was
unapproved prequel when it was when it was officially written.
But I would assume by now they've kind of absorbed
the the whole I p Yeah, you would think I
would assume. But Greg, I really did enjoy when you
(06:53):
watched Wicked Party. I was going to say, I think
that was a terrible segment and I will not be
doing this.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I know who will know. We'll get the answer to
your question. I guarantee, Hello, Hey, who owns the rights
to uh Wicked?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Or how does that?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
How does that work? Is it just fan fiction?
Speaker 7 (07:10):
Like inction?
Speaker 8 (07:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Gregory.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Gregory maguire wrote the novel like twenty five years ago,
thirty years thirty.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Years ago, twenty five yes, okay.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Nineteen ninety five, and then it was eventually turned into
the Broadway Show twenty twenty two years ago, one years ago,
and then now Universal is putting out this so they
bought that money maker.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah, it's a kind of you heoking at it now.
It's kind of like the Little Mermaid because that that
book is hundreds of years old, but Disney owns the
intellectual property shoes.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
They're a little Mermaid.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
How many days of unsufferableness do we have to go through?
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Woh, shut up, menace. I don't even want to hear it. Now,
listen to you your f one stuff. You gotta listen
with the Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
No, I just don't like the people constantly like singing
and stuff. That's so annoying.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Are Yeah, I hate when people singing musicals?
Speaker 8 (08:10):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Are you like talking about it and stuff? Are you
ready to have an orgasm?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Here we go?
Speaker 7 (08:14):
We have twenty five disappearances.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Oh what, I'm off to see the Wizard? Did that
do it for you?
Speaker 6 (08:32):
She just finished yet?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Playing like Marvin Gaye sexual healing. I can just have
the trailer playing in the bedroom.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
Yeah, and then we don't have to have separate bedrooms.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
How many New Stanley mugs are gonna get endless?
Speaker 6 (08:47):
Oh my god, Greg, there's so much stuff out there.
I can't even control myself.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
But Jen, tell everybody what I had to forbid you
from buying at the grocery store. It was a couple
of weeks ago. I'm like, no, put it down. Put
it down.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
It was wicked beamed like like uh, softener for your laundry,
like your laundry. It's like like the little dots that
you put in there.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
It's like the game Wicked. Absolutely not put that down.
Speaker 6 (09:25):
It's just in my hands.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I forbid it.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
It was in my hand. You killed it.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Get the f out of here.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
You don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
You're a corporate America's wet dream.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Coming.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
They're like, She's like, why no, no, put it down?
Any other.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Was it like a coffee creamery?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
The other hot collapse. There's so much of it, all right,
so many and everybody's very happy.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
An apple at the Yeah, what did you do with
that foam apple?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
At the sphere?
Speaker 6 (10:03):
It's Greg, I don't have a display in my closet
like we have, you know, open shelving.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
So it looks very cute with a Wizard of Oz book,
Wizard of Oz book and Lego.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
Guys like little Lego characters.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
And when we went to the movie, she wore like
all of her stuff, but she had the cutest bracelet.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
It was a yellow brick road bracelet. Oh yeah, omg dolphins.
They have yogurt too. Have you seen the yogurt? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (10:37):
No, I have to buy that still minutes.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I knew that you would know the answer to Seabatter's question.
All right, love you bye.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
Of course.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
The second time in one show they should do a
collab with Smart Water Wicked Smart.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yeah, Oh my.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
God, they have an American girl doll too. You have more?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
What do you show for you?
Speaker 7 (10:57):
Next?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
We'll continue on the weekend audio after the break.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
More of the Woodie Show. What's wrong with that?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
We'll be right back.
Speaker 9 (11:08):
I fired it without clutching my sculls and turn into
a turns.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
The Woody Show and continuing on. But seeve ass show
us what's up this weekend audio. Here's some audio that
makes me very happy.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
This is a guy who was riding one of the
New York trains and he decided what he was gonna
do is sit in his seat, but then put his
feet up in another seat. Okay, comfy which number one
coming for him? But Number two gets those seats more dirty.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Number three is intimidating the people who want to use
because they don't have to.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Say, oh, excuse can you'll be a.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Human and move exactly.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I guess this problem doesn't happen in Japan.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
By the way, just saying thank you.
Speaker 8 (11:49):
Now.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
The reason we have this audio is because this guy
was a writer on the hit comedy The Bear.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Oh and when the.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Officers showed up there they have they have like a
app I guess to report people. Officers showed up said hey, man,
take your feet off the seat. He decided he was
going to make this civil rights thing and points out
the ethnicity of the people who reported him.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
And then that's where this comes in.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
That's how you argue because.
Speaker 9 (12:13):
This white woman said she didn't like the way I
was sitting on the train. So you call the police,
Yes I am, I haven't done anything illegal. I haven't
done anything illegal.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Yes, yes you are, because the cops told you to
do the right thing and you said no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Exactly do you really call the police, Well, here's what
you do. You don't call the police. A lot of
the like M T A.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
And I know this is in Atlanta, when I live there, Marta,
you could use an app to report people.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Playing loud music doing things and said, they'll come up
and they'll talk to you if it was was it
the cops or was it like the transit, the MTA,
whatever the translation which they have. Then if you're being
difficult to them, and then I'm sure they call in
the police. And it's all about demeanor, right.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I mean, like in the San Francisco Bay Area, the
bart Police Bay Area, Rapid Transit, those are actual cops.
They have full police authority.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
So so if you're breaking the rules of the train,
the bust or whatever, they call these people and tell
you not to do it. And then when you and
then when you decide to be an ass wipe and
difficult and everything, Yeah, and then of course then things escalate.
And like the thing is, it didn't.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Have to escalate.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Put your feet, don't be a dick. Yeah, you know,
you're not supposed to be doing that, because they do
with race. Just everything to do with you being a dick.
Your TV show sucks, we can't.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
And of course on his Instagram where he's posting these
videos which again prove that he's the a hole, people
are doxing this old couple that just want to live
in a decent, decent socie like like Japan.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
He was probably tired because he watched them there this week.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
And audio.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Here's some audio that will make men is happy. Not
great though, because it's about Crumble.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
They have they're trying.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
We covered the dirty sodis at Crumble, so they have
these news soda plans that are well have this. This
guy's going to describe the flavored combinations. But they called
a dirty dirty soda because they take soda loaded with sugar,
add a bunch of syrups that are loaded with sugar,
and then some dairy products.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Here are some of the recipes we got.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Butter me up.
Speaker 11 (14:16):
This is a root beer based butterscotch and vanilla syrup
and heavy cream, Summer Crush, Mountain dew based peach syrup,
raspberry pure and heavy cream, filla bean coke based vanilla syrup,
heavy cream, pop off, doctor pepper, vanilla syrup and coconut cream.
They call this one a charger because it has a
red bull base. It also has sprite strawberry and coconut syrup,
(14:37):
strawberry pure and then coconut cream.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Well, okay, keep in mind cream what think ice cream is?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Right?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, not carbonate, not carbon but about a root beer
float or like a ice cream soda. There's a lot
of these comments. It doesn't sound appealing to me. It
is not my thing. I don't think it's as crazy
out there does.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Soda based treats are so like that seven upcake.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
That's good.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Sugar though and flavoring. Yeah, but like you're talking about desserts,
of course, it's sure like when people.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Yeah, true, it's just like my wife will say that.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
You'll see whatever it is, like, yeah, some dessert they're
offering someplace where it's like a ice cream with a
brownie jammed in there. It goes it's a sugar and
sure it's a dessert. Yeah, what else is it made
out of definition? That's what I want?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
So it sounds like that's what I want my dessert,
a liquid form of a crumpled cookie which is unappealingly unappealing,
visually made by a blind child. Calories gross.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Remember there's a there's a brilliant There was a brief
moment after Super Size Me where every all the all
the food places were like, oh, we're going to be healthy, healthy.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Hell got shame and now wants that crap. Now we're
just like straights of diabetes. Like, I know a lot
of people see that whole argument too, Like I get it, Like, yeah,
there's a lot of stuff that is not good for you.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
But yeah, every once it's.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
Called moderation and you have the decision to get it
are not.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah, and now there's shots you can get that will
help your dive. Yeah, so you can counteract it. Yeah.
One thing that people like that, I've never found a
peeling like it's so disgusting. Cream soda. Oh hate it. Yeah,
I'm a soda guy, but yeah, cream soda so trash. Yeah,
not good.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
This weekend audio, all right, this is some audio that'll
make Morgan happy. This is a way to make thousands
of dollars per night. Oh this lit this girl who
I'm gonna I'm gonna show you her photo here. She's
very plain looking, not saying anything that has to do
with Morgan whatsoever. Okay, yeah, but she is going to
tell us how she, as a Miami resident, makes thousands
of dollars per evening.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
In Miami, Florida, and let's hold on the first Yeah,
here we go.
Speaker 12 (16:45):
I'm a dancer in Miami, Florida, and let's see how
much ballet dancer?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah maybe, okay, okay, I'm.
Speaker 12 (16:51):
A dancer in Miami, Florida, and let's see how much
money I need tonight? Nine thousand, two hundred, nine thousand,
two hundred and forty dollars. So obviously this was a
really crazy night. I did have one new customer that
I made like two thousand off of, and then the
rest of my money was from a regular who comes
in and just books hour after hour after hour after
(17:12):
hour to talk to me about his job as eventual capitalist.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
So it's actually cool because.
Speaker 12 (17:17):
I'm making money but also learning a lot. And he
thinks annoying, but I actually love when he comes in.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
No kidding.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
She's a stripper, ye yeah, oh, and she's just talking
to them, right, that's where you make most of.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Your cats for nine grand one night.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Morgan Wet thinking about it, Greg, what are you saying?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Earlier?
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Said if you were a woman, you would Yeah, he said,
If I was a woman, I'd be a total.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Slide be soul, like, never pay for drinks. My whole
life would be a giant science experiment.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
You would have no shame, like just giving it up
for things that you want. Greg, you'd have to stay hot,
just be hot.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I would make my whole life.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Don't have to be that hot, that's true.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Like this girl is very she's made down here with.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah, I would drive for dude.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
She could be Sammy's sister. She looks like it looks
like they can be related.
Speaker 12 (18:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Glass, it's the hair, the glasses, maybe the like the
hair color that I don't think I'm yeah yeah, yeah,
but in this girl here.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
The show clothes in Miami, don't they stay open like
twenty four.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Hours a day.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
Probably you have more opportunity to make more money.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
But what about the nightmare that some man would find
you attractive?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Oh no, I think that can happen whether you're stripping
or not. Right, No, but it's such a night But
I mean that's not Well you don't you don't want
to do the only fans Morgan, I've dabbled, Yeah, but no,
I'm saying like you would definitely never consider being like
a stripper, right, No, I wouldn't do full nudity type stuff.
Speaker 12 (18:50):
No.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Is that just because like insecurity or is it because
like well maybe once my parents are dead. I guess
I don't want to let my parents down because I
can't see I can't be just knowing Morgan. I can't
see where she would necessarily have a problem that she's
not doing it for others. There's some other reason that's
keeping her from doing it. That's what I was curious about.
It's my family, for sure.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
They don't have to know exactly.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Well, I talk about things too much on the work.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Just don't what if you make nine thousand dollars or
night you don't have to work.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
In the radio?
Speaker 10 (19:19):
Ye be here, God, that's so much money money.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Think about it like that, you know, leaving money on
the table, Especially those clubs they don't have like private
security there for you to walk you.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Everybody wait now, but then some old rich man would
find you.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Well, look, even if you didn't have the security, it's
not like just average citizens can buy like you know,
pepper spray or tasers or guns. Wait to sit down
and wait, you totally can't. Yeah, you have so much
money to buy that stuff. Making nine grand a night.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Sixteen by like just showing pepper spray, just showing a
flap or whatever a big deal this week And I twelve.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
If you have that nine thousand dollars a night, maybe
you could use it to spend on something. We've talked
about a lot resort fees, and this is our list.
Is a woman on TikTok, she goes by funk she
and she is she's gonna explain how, and I'm expect
to charge on her bill on like after well, she'll explain.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
This is one leg of her honeymoon.
Speaker 13 (20:19):
On my honeymoon right now, my last leg. I'm in
Honolulu and I just stayed at a resort. I saw
a five hundred dollars bill being tagged onto my bill
at checkout, and it says it's a daily resort fee.
Have fifty two dollars plus tax per room per day.
The following amendites are included. Fresh flour or coco nut
lay reading upon the rival for two guests per say, okay,
(20:40):
what she didn't ask for because the flower washing my neck.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
But that was the one thing that we got.
Speaker 13 (20:44):
Daily warning, yoga for two guests, bag of freshly baked
banana bread muffins, meditation class for two, cluss be fillable logo,
water bottles, daily cultural activities, daily high speed internet access.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
What you already get as a myriap bomb boy member.
Guess what's not.
Speaker 13 (20:58):
Included the actual these shares is a two hundred dollars
feet to reserve one of those shares in the sun.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Yeah, why is expensive? But forget forget that.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
I get this crap when I go to San Diego
for comic anywhere and they say, well, you're thirty five
dollars or fee involves paddle board and again the thousands
of other things you're not going to use.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, I just had a hotel stay and see there
was an amenity fee of thirty five dollars plus tax
because you got a taxi fee. Okay, uh, the room
occupant occupancy tax, which is fifteen percent that somebody's in
the room, the city's TMD fee whatever the hell that
(21:37):
is six dollars and twenty five cents tourism assessment fee.
Two dollars.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
That's not real.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
And then kind Campaign donation give you one dollars. That's
so nice if you donate with yeah, it says kind
Campaign is an internationally recognized nonprofit organization that brings awareness
and healing to the negative and lasting effects of girl
against girl bullying through the global movement but everybody, everybody
(22:04):
who reserves the room like it's automatically if.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
I'm for bullying, can you ask if I'm GMD, is
a try bully you out of this fee? Exactly Tourist
and Marketing district, because you're the place where tourist goes.
You have to pay more for.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
A girl girl girl bullying through their Global Movement documentary film.
In school assemblies and educational curriculums, they're making things worse
by telling you what it is here. It does say
here to be fair, it does say I didn't I
didn't see it because it's a very small friend says
please let us know if you wish to opt out.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
And by the way, this is both a private because
people will say, oh, though this is these are the
companies ripping you off. Yes, but they're doing it with
the full support of the local government. The local government
gives them permission and makes it mandatory to put these
stupid resort fees in there. And this is what we
talked about with the ticketmaster. Because about the time you're there,
what are you gonna say, Oh no, I'm gonna go
take my family and go find a whole new hotel.
Because outside of the city because I know they got you.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Yeah, we've got some more of the weekend audio coming
up for you.
Speaker 10 (23:02):
Next Big in your Hour and maybe story Big in
in the car and he can wire the wood Show.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Later on today. Men it's gonna be a lazy dog
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Just go to the woodieshow dot com The Woodies Show
and let's put the wraps on this week in audio.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Very quick sea best original game, how DYAUI very small
clip here, So it's gonna be tough.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Here it is? Is this number nine?
Speaker 8 (23:45):
Here?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Number nine?
Speaker 7 (23:47):
All right?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Are we.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Here it one more time?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
You know he kind of has an answer on the
I'm not gonna so I can't guess. That's why I'm like.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Man all right?
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Or of firework.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
Standing on a deck that broke and it fell sounds
water based.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I believe, Menace, you have the right the best answer.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
I mean, super typhoon Regasa blasting through the hotel doors
of a hotel in mom Kong.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
And people are standing.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
So if there are these waves that are as tall
as the doors eight feet tall. Waves and people are
just sitting in this hotel. I'll be like, oh, well,
what's gonna happen? Which is which is my problem with
a new Superman movie. If I may say there are
these giant monsters fighting people in Metropolis, people are like, oh,
check out that monster the size of a building, and
they'll just stand right here hope it doesn't fall on me.
Speaker 14 (24:48):
Run away people, but they're so used to monsters like
oh in Superman, and yeah, it's always falling in Superhans,
always having to protect the people, Like if you if
something the socks of this building showed up, I wouldn't here.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Okay, So I've been to Hong Kong. I thought that
was a bay. Where's the wave's coming from?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
A super typhoon? Oh my god, that's just for Greg.
I don't know if anybody else gets any pleasure out
of that, but yeah, nice crying.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
By the way, what makes it a super typhoon? Goes
up to one hundred and fifty miles an hour wind?
So again, waves the size of the door you're standing
in front of them, and.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
The sounded made was crazy. Yeah, isn't that amazing? It's weird.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Okay, yeah, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
It's wild nature incredible.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
This week in audio, Greg, I also have this clip
just for you. According to the title of the clip,
this is from.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Laos Okay cool, Greg.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
It's this weird obsession with Laos and they are out
in this remote village school. These Caucasian I believe Australian,
so a couple accents run around here. So these Caucasian
visitors are going this to this school where apparently they
don't they haven't seen Caucasians, and especially the little kids
do not like that a.
Speaker 15 (26:06):
Lot running away, Oh my Jo.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
They work the screaming entire what are you, Laoti?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
That's so.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
And you hear about that like you hear about like
when white and or black people go to like deep
inside of India, people like, well, they won't scream and
run and cry, but they'll just like stare at you.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Okay, Now you've been to Japan because we've heard about
that a couple of times. Is it true? No, I understand,
but is it true that in Japan they think tall
people are super interesting and they take their photos.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Yes, but you hear that more with like NBA players
because the Japanese like they're starting to grow, like you know,
you hear about that because the Koreans especially very short,
but japes are starting to get pretty tall.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Well in Redheads they call redhead's bad produce.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Yes, but that's what this Australian really was. A redhead
in lush in Laus I should say.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Wow, that's so interesting this week.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
And audio all right, this is another fun with accent
thing here. Well, this is a very nice story. It's
a woman in New York saw a little kitt and
walked around the subway and she just took it home.
Now this is from Inside Edition. Unfortunately, the woman had
to have a god awful one of the worst accents ever,
the New York hardcore like Bronx accent.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
But she did a very nice thing.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
The tiny straight delighted crowds as she pranced her way
through the train car.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Luckily, a kind hearted soul was also on board that day.
Twenty six year old Bisata Mercado heading to work.
Speaker 16 (27:43):
I looked around and I seen a kiddy just walking around.
Immediately I asked, like, whose kid is this? In my mind,
I'm thinking, okay, like do I take her home? No
one else was gonna take her, so I decided to
just handle it myself and handle it.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
She dish right in the dump store.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Oh wait, what happened?
Speaker 3 (28:03):
What do you you've seen the story? It was dumpster kid.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
No, no, she's home. She got it, all it shots and
now she has a little kid. Oh man, isn't that
amazing beat? Subway rat? But god, that's a terrible accent
eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can hit us
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Speaker 8 (28:25):
Hang on, what dude, what.
Speaker 7 (28:36):
The Woody show?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
My man, right back,
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