October 17, 2025 • 27 mins
Fail Stories, DUIQ, Menace's Late Night Monologue Week In Review and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Embecile. He's our missile. Now it is The Wood Show
on a Friday, and a lot of people are still
texting where's what he?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Where is he?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
It's got the day off today. He's going to be
back on Monday.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
It is a Friday, and it's a special Friday because
Menace is going to grace us with his late night monologue.
Weekend reviews always good. I hope you got a diaper
on kind of the peeing on front of the peeing
from the laughter and.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
He well, this week, Eminem became a grandfather again. This
is crazy. It's like Morgan, you can be this baby's
great grandmother. Morgan is so old Sean Conry would help
(00:52):
her across the street. And he's dead.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
I'm sensing a theme here already.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah, Lonnery, last week, get it because he's dead, all right?
Last week we got to take a tour Jay Leno's
garage and Greg was cracking up Jay with a ton
of jokes. And but you didn't share that one joke, Greg,
that one you know you remember that one right, Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
The one about the dude in the Soviet Union buying
a car.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
No no no, or the dots one no no no,
that other one has said, check my oil and I'll
Joe and your carburetor.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
That I mean, don't you forget the best one guy
I was talking about.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Maybe that was more of a statement on a joke,
but I don't know. I thought it was funny. All right,
obesie rates are down in America, and it's like, oh, really,
they invented a magical shot that keeps everybody from eating.
Now everyone's skinny, crazy? Right, next thing, you're gonna tell
me the sky is blue and Greg is it a
ravenous whore.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
O?
Speaker 6 (01:52):
Next thing, you know, we're gonna be told one thing
at least to another.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah, all right, a founding member the band Kiss has died. Yeah, unfortunately,
that bitch that killed Selena is still alive. It's like, death,
you got this bitty bitty bum her ass out.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Of here already.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 6 (02:13):
What's taking you so long?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Death?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Also, I have a few suggestions Death, you know I
want to show Uh. I'll share them later.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
All right? Yeah, alright?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Stings dude. Kevin Fairline says the situation with Britney Spears
is ten times worse than you think, ten times worse.
That's like being married to Kevin Fairline Kell. All Right,
rim shot there, I guess. Okay, an object known as
Atlas is coming towards Earth and it's going to be
(02:47):
here by November. And this guy from Harvard says it
might have aliens. So Greg, let me ask you, do
you want to be doct or probe? Okay, well I
think probe and you want to practice? Okay? All right,
(03:10):
all right, anyone here buy any bitcoin lately? Okay, Well
I bought this. I bought this new bigcoin is called Bunghole.
Yeah yeah, you use it to buy use it to
buy passes that day spas and Martemi's oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Now I'm kidding.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
I like that now I'm kidding.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
All right.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Anyway, it's a solid investment. Yeah, all right, it's awesome.
It's an awesome time of the year. You know, sports
is happening all over the place, and people keep on
talking politics. You know, it's really bringing America together. Oh wait,
it's not. It's just a big turd sandwich. And I mean,
uh yeah, eat up, my friends. All right, there we go,
(03:58):
there's the room. Shot I'm before won't enjoy that. Anyways,
we have a great show for you. The howk to
of Girl is here, and uh we have music by
movie and that is your weekend review. Sorry, I told
you I got really thrown off by that haircut place.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Where's where's the jokes that you were going to get to?
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Oh yeah yeah yeah, death list of people?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
You know?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Okay, so if you had to pick one person, die
go first.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Got me first one.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I brought it up.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Come back to me.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Oh, all right, I don't have anybody.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
I'll go with Kim Jong guests safe.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Guess that's at cardon arks kid.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
Yeah, I think we're all okay with that dictator of
North Korea.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
He loves basketball. You can't be that bad bright anyways, disagree?
Coming up, we have failed stories and this could have
been a starting off the fail segment seated and yesterday
we did have a fail when we're trying to get
the delivery guy to come upstairs and give him some
(05:07):
gift cards and spin the wheel. But we will be
doing that later on this morning. We're gonna try it again.
It is a driver appreciation week here on the Woody Show.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
In Menace, I got you a cheat seat of phrases
in different languages in case that's an issue this.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Okay, Yeah, because yesterday we had a little communication problem.
If you have not seen the videos, go to our
instagram at the Woody Show on Instagram and yeah, if
you're just tuning in the first time. This week, we
have a delivery driver come by the building and we
try to talk them into coming upstairs and spinning a
wheel for gift cards up and they can win.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Hundreds of dollars and guaranteed. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
And we had three people come up already and then
we had one fail yesterday. But coming up next is
the Friday Fail stories on The Woody Show. Wood he
is not here today. He is picking up a plane.
I don't want to just say he's off Greg because
the conspiracy. Yeah, yeah, read it. Oh my god, what
what's he doing?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
What is happening?
Speaker 6 (06:03):
He's just buying a plane.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Turns life.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, and Sammy is out a wed. Yeah, it's the
Woody Show.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
It's Friday.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Wood He is picking up his plane and flying back
to our studio, Lucky and maybe he'll park it outside.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
We can check it out. That'll be awesome.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Do it, buzz By, you have.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
An instructor go with him to get back. I think
he does.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah, he does Yeah, he's out, and then f y
you are listening for almost Monday to try to win
some Dodgers tickets. But right now we are going to
do Friday fail stories. We're well, we'll attempt to do
it without Woodie. And uh, we've already had a couple
of failed stories this morning, like me doing the monologue.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Kicked it off, right, I think it was fun.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Yeah it was, it was all right?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
And Greg, are you gonna help read the stories today?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I won't. I won't only help, I'll just read them, okay,
thank god?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Yeah, all right, Yeah, do we know when we're supposed
to sing?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, of course, don't worry more.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
And we got this.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
The only thing we're not going to.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Fail out walking.
Speaker 8 (07:10):
I don't remember that.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Remember the stinking oh bag of ultra gigantic uber enormous massive.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Alright, so it was like a menace solo.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah you know what one?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Uh what he says?
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Oh that was great, that was good.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
I never know when it was great or not. This
one was not great.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah, they all kind of sound.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Terrible.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
This one had a little pepper on it.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
We'll start over in North Carolina, a dog, little duke
and just chilling at home when its owner was out
for the day. The owner just happens to be a firefighter,
and he got an alert on his phone that there
was a fire at the house. Now you're asking yourself,
how did this fire start? Well, the dog had found
a lithium battery, brought it over to the rug and
(08:13):
started playing with it like it was some sort of
chew toy. Bit into it, and when he did, the
battery caught fire and it ignited. Now, luckily, I guess,
so nobody was hurt. The dog is okay as well.
Firefighters are warning people to be extra careful with those
lithium batteries.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
It turns out if you fun, yeah, you might catch.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I didn't know that happened either. This is a funny one.
I saw a photo of this in the news. A
cop in California, out on patrol noticed a car drive by.
Everything looked normal at first, but then he realized something
was not quite right, got the driver to pull over,
took a closer look, and figured it all out. So
not only was the license plate fake, it was hand drawn.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
And the cop this is not the first time we've
heard it's definitely not Do.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
They not know that's a bigger problem than no license
plate at all. The screams like, uh, pulled me over?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, you're ad So the cop pulled the driver over,
and that's when the driver explained that they tried to
make it look legit, and they even drew a little
d m V website at the bottom this thing. It
almost looked real. I did a pretty good job of
it for a homemade license plate. Now the kicker is
that the plate number and the tags are legit. This
(09:29):
is for that car. It's just hand drawn. But the
driver lost the actual license plate, didn't want to pay
for a replacement, so he drew up this DIY.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
I get this. I get where he was gone.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Greig gory thing. I think, actually I get it. But
how do you lose a license plate?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Well, it just fell off somewhere yea.
Speaker 9 (09:53):
And also we don't know he could have been driving
around for a long time with this fake one. Did
it say how long he'd been on the streets?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Didn't say probably the first time.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
Doesn't ge a warning.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
By the way, do you ever notice anything with certain
areas with license plates? Because there's this one area that
I go and I hang out in, uh in the
Coachella Valley. They're all about to sparkly license plate like covers.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
That makes sense.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
And then I heard I was reading an article in
Vegas they're straight up about like not having any license
plates at all. They're just driving around like crazy with
no license.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Well, you're just asking to get pulled over.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
See, that's the thing. There's certain areas where they just
don't pull you over like this stuff, which men have
pulled for the longest time with his he had paper
plates or whatever. Oh yeah, dude, I was going over
bridges not paying for years. And there are certain states
where that just would not fly. If you'd be less
than a day, you'd be screwed, but not in certain places.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Well, in this case, the cop was not taking the excuse.
He slapped the guy with a two hundred dollars fine
and just an FYI, it would have only cost twenty
seven dollars to get the actual new plate. Oh okay,
you wanted certain money and now I was paying two
hundred bucks got dollars. It's like a billion billion dollars. Also,
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in the lead up to this year's Holy War college
football game between Utah and BYU, fans are button heads
online and one guy took it way too far. So
in a back and forth Twitter exchange, one BYU fan
said he would be at the game and that any
Utah fan he saw was dead and followed it up
with quote mark my words. And then another fan told
(11:25):
him to log off, and the guy responded by saying,
quote anyone wearing red on Saturday is getting shot.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Okay, So bound down aw man.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Got reported to the police, but not before the man
doubled down on his threat by saying people should come
to the stadium and quote enjoy a bullet to the head.
Bring your kids. Toy was not stopping idiots, I can't
say that. So cops tracked this nut job down. He
got arrested, and he was taken to fail. Jim didn't
even get to watch the sale. He represented his team
(11:55):
well you know, Yea and Bright. It worked. And then finally,
this seventy year old dude finally had his lifelong secret
come out. And the secret was no menace. Not that
he's gay, that's always a good one, Not that he
had an affair in some sort of secret family. His
secret was that he was a millionaire. Oh now he
(12:17):
became a millionaire faking being blind so he could cash
in on disability payments. He actually did get declared blind
over fifty years ago after this work accident, and he
collected over a million bucks in disability ever since that.
But authorities got wind of what was happening. I guess
they got some sort of tips, so they followed this
guy around, recorded him, caught him faking his blindness after
(12:40):
they saw him doing yard work, including using tools that
would be mega dangerous if you were actually blind. He
was also seen carefully checking produce at the grocery store
before buying it. So they followed the guy around for
two months before finally collecting enough evidence to bust him.
The dude got arrested and indicted for fraud. Again, it's
the state. Nice fail.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
Now that's electively. That sounds like not a fil It
sounds like he made a million dollars and had few
years of great time and it was making a rain.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
You know, that sounds pretty cool. Remember when Stevie Wonder
walked into our office by himself, I do and asked
where the bathroom was I do. I'm just saying, there's
a lot of conspiracy and there's a lot of videos
out there.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah, somebody sounds driving.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he would do that to people that
come over to his house. It's like, let's go in
my car and listen to some music, a video out
there somewhere where he cashes like microphone.
Speaker 7 (13:33):
Yeah, I mean it doesn't mean he's he sees nothing,
but you know, nothing news, but he's probably pretty.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Blankt Yeah, find out some Yeah, one day the truth
will come out.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Stevie.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
You're listening to the Woody Show. What he is actually
picking up his airplane? So if you keep on texting
and where what he is at? Also, Sammy, she's out
at a wedding in Malli. Yeah, yeah, just having a
good old time. They're getting married or getting married maybe
yeah a low Elope is it?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Elope?
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Elope?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Elope?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
I never understand what that is. That is that when
you just get married, not tell anybody.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yeah, and like a big wedding, what you did this?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Yes, yeah, but that was just I had that plan
because I want to have a big party after and
I want everybody to show up. And I figured like, oh,
they're already married, they're not going to come.
Speaker 10 (14:18):
Yeah, but eloping means like your parents aren't even there,
and I think at least your spouse's parents were there.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Right, here's a legal question. Do you plan to elope
or is it kind of a spur of the moment thing.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I think you can plan to a lobe you do. Yeah, okay,
it's kidnapped.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Without saying names. I have a friend who is getting
married and told us recently that we're eloping next year.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
Yeah, it means you're just going off alone to get married.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Is it implied that it's a secret.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
I will say this, girg. I think you're correct. The
traditional meaning of elope does have undercurrents of secrecy, and
especially without parental consent, like a shotgun situation.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
I think it's almost a spur of the moment thing
these days.
Speaker 7 (14:59):
I think it's means like, oh, we're gonna lope in
Mexico next year. It's just gonna be us.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
So it's kind of changed, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 10 (15:05):
Or maybe they're like Greg on the secret and he's
the only one that knows that.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Maybe I didn't think you planned it. I thought it
was just like, you know what, let's get married tonight.
Speaker 7 (15:14):
And they used to say, like you put a ladder
up and she climbed out of her window and they eloped,
Like I.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Don't think that's the thing anymore.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Older. Well, anyways, they're not here. It's a woody show show.
We're gonna play do you d u i q?
Speaker 5 (15:36):
U i q?
Speaker 6 (15:38):
It is all right, so the u i q is played.
That's how we do this, seems, hitting these streets, finding
drunk people, asking them just the easiest questions in the world,
and then you played the d u i q at
home by guessing nothing what the answer to the question is,
because everyone knows that. Duh easy you guess is this
person so drunk that they well they will know the answer. Well,
they not know the answer. So if you guess whether
(15:59):
they know it correctly, two times out of three you win.
And uh, we got on the line, who menace?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Who do we have Robert?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Okay, we have.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Robert on the line. Robert going on, where are you from? Robert? Nice?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Shout out to Promonama And just a little side, just
a little side thing. I'm gonna be playing against dumb
ass Tyler today.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
Right, So we got regular ass menace versus dumb ass Tyler.
They are completely sober, but they are of lesser knowledge means,
so they will be playing with our drunk Elisa who
I talked to here. She's gonna tell us about what
she's been drinking in her plans for where the food
at afterwards.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
All right, I.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Feel so drunk because all I've been drinking right now?
Speaker 6 (16:47):
Can you give me an idea?
Speaker 4 (16:48):
What kind of alcohol was it?
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Maybe like Mica audio?
Speaker 6 (16:54):
And what are you gonna do when you get home tonight?
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Well, you know, I'm me tell you a big nap.
I'm gonna eat Hamberger.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
What are your favorite topics for your Hamburger?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
To Ma.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Lettuce?
Speaker 5 (17:09):
On mayo Lettuce?
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Did I say it already?
Speaker 6 (17:16):
Double lettuce?
Speaker 4 (17:17):
She just drunk her high as well.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
No, that's the audios like I used to have a
three audios rule. It's like one all right, and then
two your buzz, and then three you're pretty much So.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
That is the West Coast version of the Long Island
ice too.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
I heard that you haven't lived. Yeah, I had never
heard of that.
Speaker 8 (17:35):
I should have followed that rule because one night I
hadn't eight.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Oh my god, I blacked.
Speaker 10 (17:41):
Out that the night I remember possibly ooh, it's a
bad one.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
All right, all right, Alissa, So again Robert on the phone,
you don't have to know whether menace and dumb ask Tyler,
get the answers right. You just guess on, Alyssa, and
we'll start with question number one, your eyes perceived light
and color through a series of raw and what dumas
Tyler obviously just write your answer to them. Morgan's playing
(18:06):
on the side too. Well, just for fun, get I'll
give Morgan credit. She's I don't want to answer. Uh,
that's dumbas Tyler's job.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Just for knowledge, Yeah, just to see what you know, Morgan.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
It would be if if there were a high school
made up of menaces and Tyler's and Sammy's, Morgan would
be the advanced placement class. I'm a little worried about
no way because listeners.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
No way, because listeners have been calling Morgan out saying.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
That she.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
As UT's soaking this compliment.
Speaker 6 (18:34):
We'll play we'll play along. You guys are writing your
answers down so around the room real quick for the
benefit of Robert, greg and Gina, et cetera. Do you
think Alyssa our audios and Hamburger girl?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Okay, Alyssa, sorry, I absolutely not, absolutely not. Let Normally
I don't even look at Menace when he answers that
so because a lot of you will look at to
gauge of the vie. I did look at Tyler, and
he seemed to write down a full sentence. So I'm
gonna say no to Tyler, like I couldn't take you
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that long to write that, And then, you know what,
no to everybody except Morgan.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
All right, all right, I don't want to answer all
that guys, Just for me.
Speaker 6 (19:16):
Robert, just for you. Do you think Alyssa, our drunk
will get the answer correct? Well, I didn't even hear
the question. You know, it's not feeding down properly. Question
one more time? The question their first question, your eyes
perceived light and color through a series of rods and what?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yeah, this is it. This is a know all around
all right?
Speaker 6 (19:35):
What do you think?
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Right?
Speaker 2 (19:39):
And and I'm sober?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
All right?
Speaker 6 (19:41):
All right, well here's your answer. Well, first off, yes,
let's you will start with thumb, asked Tyler. Rod's and
what prisms? Rods and prisms? Okay, pupils and pupils and Morgan.
Speaker 9 (19:56):
So I first wrote beams and then I did a
slash and I wrote prisms as well. Oh my god,
rods and beams of sounds familiar.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah, I mean I'm glad. I gotta I'm glad. I
guess correctly?
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Right?
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Rods and cones?
Speaker 6 (20:11):
I heard rods and cones in the fourth grade.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Third grade?
Speaker 6 (20:15):
Anyway, Well they don't count, obviously, but does does Alyssa
are drunk? Does she get the answer correct? Your eyes
perceive light and color through a series of rods and.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
What colors over here?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Did not get it right?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Robert?
Speaker 6 (20:36):
So much fun?
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Right one for Robert?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
All right?
Speaker 6 (20:41):
So and no points for anybody so far?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Shout out.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
Let's go see question number two for your d u.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
I Q.
Speaker 6 (20:49):
Cupid gets people to fall in love by hitting them
with what all right? This should be massively?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Come on, I can't believe I'm saying that.
Speaker 6 (20:58):
I'm going all yes, quadruple yes.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yeah, I was kind of thinking that. Listen too, I mean, yeah,
let's go quadruple yes.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
I think we I think it can be done.
Speaker 9 (21:10):
I'm not even writing it down. I'm gonna raw dog
it from my mouth. Okay, that's how confident I am.
Speaker 6 (21:15):
All right, Robert on the phone, do you think our
drunk Alyssa? That's all you gotta care about? Will Alyssa
know the correct answer to Cupid and what he uses?
Speaker 10 (21:24):
Even a drunk person should know this, So I'm going
to go with yes.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
All right, that's risky. I'm saying no, All right, Robert, Right, well,
our question, but we'll start We'll say morgan till the end.
We'll start with menace. This time, Cupid uses a narrow dummice.
Speaker 8 (21:39):
Tyler uses an arrow. But to cover my bases, I
put Cupid's bow and arrow.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Oh wow, look at out smartening.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
You mean Robin hood. I assume you.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
My answer is bow and arrow.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
Let's find out yes is in the room? Will Alyssa
give us a yes as well? For the point, Cupid
gets people to fall in love by hitting them with what.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
With the stick?
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Like that?
Speaker 6 (22:10):
What's happening on the end of his stick?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Triangle. It's a triangle, though, I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Cupid?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
What that means?
Speaker 4 (22:25):
I was like, how could he say?
Speaker 6 (22:26):
I try to give her every opportunity to get back
on the train. She kept running away.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
All right, well, Robert's still in the game.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
Yes, you have one final question, Robert, to our trunk, Alyssa,
here's your question number three. Ordinally, what number century are
we in?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Right now?
Speaker 6 (22:45):
So again, ordinally as opposed and I'll give you a
clue that is ordinally as opposed to cardinally sober during
this ordinately, that's all. It's a tough word, ordinally as
opposed to cardinally.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Can we just leave that word out?
Speaker 6 (23:00):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
You can.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
It does make It makes sense what century are we
in right now? Ordinally?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Just what century are we in right now? He's trying
to see best Come on, No.
Speaker 6 (23:11):
No, no, this is that specifically asked ordinally whatever it
does not get.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
All right, Okay, that's throwing me up.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
Yeah, I mean anyone would know this, right, guys, ordinately
versus cardinally.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I'm going to say yes to everybody except Alissa.
Speaker 7 (23:32):
Okay, I'm going to say, just to mix things up,
No to Morgan, no to Menace, yes to Tyler, and
no to Alissa.
Speaker 10 (23:44):
Tyler looks confident.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
It's that chain he's wearing.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
It's the chain it yesthetizes.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Listening, Robert, will you.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Think I mean she couldn't get the arrow?
Speaker 2 (23:55):
So I'm going to say no, there you go.
Speaker 9 (23:58):
All right, let's go around the room, starting with U
storm more of this time twenty first century, twenty first century, mass,
twenty first century.
Speaker 8 (24:06):
Now, this is where I think the trick is it's
the twentieth century, because I don't think you count the
first one because it would be like year zero to
year one hundred.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
You have, you've walked your way into the wrong answer there,
I help you out. That's why in the nineteen hundreds
it was twentieth century.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
Fo.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yeah, I was trying to help I just forget that part.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
So menison, I A right, that's correct.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
I like weird heads out though, also, well, I don't
know the Romans. Isn't there like two hundred years missing?
Aren't they like going back and forth about that, Like
the Romans like actually changed the years?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Are you talking of the Mayans?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
No, No, like they because they want to seem more powerful,
they want to erase a certain amount of history. So
there's like this argument that we're actually living in the
eighteen hundreds or something.
Speaker 6 (24:56):
We'll have to go back to that one.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Maw Yeah so that yeah, I'm one out right?
Speaker 6 (25:00):
What again, Robert guest know, for Alyssa, let's find out
ordinally what number century are we in right now? It's
gonna happen this year? Do you think like you to
predict what's gonna happen?
Speaker 8 (25:10):
You know what, I think.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
I'm gonna get my job, I'm getting a new car.
I don't know I'm gonna do something.
Speaker 8 (25:18):
Am I I see why this chick is drinking so much.
Speaker 6 (25:26):
I'd like to Outlook, though, I get a job, I'll
do something.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
This is my year.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Yeah, I just don't drink those audiolses though.
Speaker 7 (25:32):
All right, congratulations robber, you will get yourself a fancy
fine prize. That was a very tough game, well except
for the cupids stick question.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Yeah, but well done swer Yes, Wait, so what's.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
The difference between ordinately and ordinally?
Speaker 5 (25:49):
So?
Speaker 6 (25:49):
I think the order of things right here Google, because.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
I had a debate with a friend of mine who
just would not accept the fact that there was no
year zero. So when everybody freaked out in the year
two thousand and said, oh my god, it's a new millennium,
no it's not. It started in two thousand and one
because there was no year zero.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Is that targ Tyler's argument heats along those lines like
order is in the order of things?
Speaker 6 (26:14):
So the first century Cardinal's just one, two, three, four, five,
sixty seven. Oh so I had it backwards exactly, Okay.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
But I like where your head was at you were
trying to think about it.
Speaker 8 (26:22):
Yeah, because I know.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
That big old noggin. It's a size eight.
Speaker 10 (26:25):
By the way, they told you to write down on
a piece of paper.
Speaker 6 (26:28):
You literally have paper from You're like, where do I
write it? Jeez, look at that as you got flustered.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Okay, you don't have to.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Oh my god, this has gotten really angry. Let's take
a quick break.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
A lot of Tyler I like Menace because I don't
think he even knows he's funny. Books. I mean, how
much are they when you say, just reurgitate words and
it just happens to be Now, can you help me
with the pronunciation of this
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Show?
Embecile. He's our missile. Now it is The Wood Show
on a Friday, and a lot of people are still
texting where's what he?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Where is he?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
It's got the day off today. He's going to be
back on Monday.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
It is a Friday, and it's a special Friday because
Menace is going to grace us with his late night monologue.
Weekend reviews always good. I hope you got a diaper
on kind of the peeing on front of the peeing
from the laughter and.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
He well, this week, Eminem became a grandfather again. This
is crazy. It's like Morgan, you can be this baby's
great grandmother. Morgan is so old Sean Conry would help
(00:52):
her across the street. And he's dead.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
I'm sensing a theme here already.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah, Lonnery, last week, get it because he's dead, all right?
Last week we got to take a tour Jay Leno's
garage and Greg was cracking up Jay with a ton
of jokes. And but you didn't share that one joke, Greg,
that one you know you remember that one right, Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
The one about the dude in the Soviet Union buying
a car.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
No no no, or the dots one no no no,
that other one has said, check my oil and I'll
Joe and your carburetor.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
That I mean, don't you forget the best one guy
I was talking about.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Maybe that was more of a statement on a joke,
but I don't know. I thought it was funny. All right,
obesie rates are down in America, and it's like, oh, really,
they invented a magical shot that keeps everybody from eating.
Now everyone's skinny, crazy? Right, next thing, you're gonna tell
me the sky is blue and Greg is it a
ravenous whore.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
O?
Speaker 6 (01:52):
Next thing, you know, we're gonna be told one thing
at least to another.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah, all right, a founding member the band Kiss has died. Yeah, unfortunately,
that bitch that killed Selena is still alive. It's like, death,
you got this bitty bitty bum her ass out.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Of here already.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 6 (02:13):
What's taking you so long?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Death?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Also, I have a few suggestions Death, you know I
want to show Uh. I'll share them later.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
All right? Yeah, alright?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Stings dude. Kevin Fairline says the situation with Britney Spears
is ten times worse than you think, ten times worse.
That's like being married to Kevin Fairline Kell. All Right,
rim shot there, I guess. Okay, an object known as
Atlas is coming towards Earth and it's going to be
(02:47):
here by November. And this guy from Harvard says it
might have aliens. So Greg, let me ask you, do
you want to be doct or probe? Okay, well I
think probe and you want to practice? Okay? All right,
(03:10):
all right, anyone here buy any bitcoin lately? Okay, Well
I bought this. I bought this new bigcoin is called Bunghole.
Yeah yeah, you use it to buy use it to
buy passes that day spas and Martemi's oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Now I'm kidding.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
I like that now I'm kidding.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
All right.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Anyway, it's a solid investment. Yeah, all right, it's awesome.
It's an awesome time of the year. You know, sports
is happening all over the place, and people keep on
talking politics. You know, it's really bringing America together. Oh wait,
it's not. It's just a big turd sandwich. And I mean,
uh yeah, eat up, my friends. All right, there we go,
(03:58):
there's the room. Shot I'm before won't enjoy that. Anyways,
we have a great show for you. The howk to
of Girl is here, and uh we have music by
movie and that is your weekend review. Sorry, I told
you I got really thrown off by that haircut place.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Where's where's the jokes that you were going to get to?
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Oh yeah yeah yeah, death list of people?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
You know?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Okay, so if you had to pick one person, die
go first.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Got me first one.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I brought it up.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Come back to me.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Oh, all right, I don't have anybody.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
I'll go with Kim Jong guests safe.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Guess that's at cardon arks kid.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
Yeah, I think we're all okay with that dictator of
North Korea.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
He loves basketball. You can't be that bad bright anyways, disagree?
Coming up, we have failed stories and this could have
been a starting off the fail segment seated and yesterday
we did have a fail when we're trying to get
the delivery guy to come upstairs and give him some
(05:07):
gift cards and spin the wheel. But we will be
doing that later on this morning. We're gonna try it again.
It is a driver appreciation week here on the Woody Show.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
In Menace, I got you a cheat seat of phrases
in different languages in case that's an issue this.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Okay, Yeah, because yesterday we had a little communication problem.
If you have not seen the videos, go to our
instagram at the Woody Show on Instagram and yeah, if
you're just tuning in the first time. This week, we
have a delivery driver come by the building and we
try to talk them into coming upstairs and spinning a
wheel for gift cards up and they can win.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Hundreds of dollars and guaranteed. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
And we had three people come up already and then
we had one fail yesterday. But coming up next is
the Friday Fail stories on The Woody Show. Wood he
is not here today. He is picking up a plane.
I don't want to just say he's off Greg because
the conspiracy. Yeah, yeah, read it. Oh my god, what
what's he doing?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
What is happening?
Speaker 6 (06:03):
He's just buying a plane.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Turns life.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, and Sammy is out a wed. Yeah, it's the
Woody Show.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
It's Friday.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Wood He is picking up his plane and flying back
to our studio, Lucky and maybe he'll park it outside.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
We can check it out. That'll be awesome.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Do it, buzz By, you have.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
An instructor go with him to get back. I think
he does.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah, he does Yeah, he's out, and then f y
you are listening for almost Monday to try to win
some Dodgers tickets. But right now we are going to
do Friday fail stories. We're well, we'll attempt to do
it without Woodie. And uh, we've already had a couple
of failed stories this morning, like me doing the monologue.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Kicked it off, right, I think it was fun.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Yeah it was, it was all right?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
And Greg, are you gonna help read the stories today?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I won't. I won't only help, I'll just read them, okay,
thank god?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Yeah, all right, Yeah, do we know when we're supposed
to sing?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, of course, don't worry more.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
And we got this.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
The only thing we're not going to.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Fail out walking.
Speaker 8 (07:10):
I don't remember that.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Remember the stinking oh bag of ultra gigantic uber enormous massive.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Alright, so it was like a menace solo.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah you know what one?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Uh what he says?
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Oh that was great, that was good.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
I never know when it was great or not. This
one was not great.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah, they all kind of sound.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Terrible.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
This one had a little pepper on it.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
We'll start over in North Carolina, a dog, little duke
and just chilling at home when its owner was out
for the day. The owner just happens to be a firefighter,
and he got an alert on his phone that there
was a fire at the house. Now you're asking yourself,
how did this fire start? Well, the dog had found
a lithium battery, brought it over to the rug and
(08:13):
started playing with it like it was some sort of
chew toy. Bit into it, and when he did, the
battery caught fire and it ignited. Now, luckily, I guess,
so nobody was hurt. The dog is okay as well.
Firefighters are warning people to be extra careful with those
lithium batteries.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
It turns out if you fun, yeah, you might catch.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I didn't know that happened either. This is a funny one.
I saw a photo of this in the news. A
cop in California, out on patrol noticed a car drive by.
Everything looked normal at first, but then he realized something
was not quite right, got the driver to pull over,
took a closer look, and figured it all out. So
not only was the license plate fake, it was hand drawn.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
And the cop this is not the first time we've
heard it's definitely not Do.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
They not know that's a bigger problem than no license
plate at all. The screams like, uh, pulled me over?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, you're ad So the cop pulled the driver over,
and that's when the driver explained that they tried to
make it look legit, and they even drew a little
d m V website at the bottom this thing. It
almost looked real. I did a pretty good job of
it for a homemade license plate. Now the kicker is
that the plate number and the tags are legit. This
(09:29):
is for that car. It's just hand drawn. But the
driver lost the actual license plate, didn't want to pay
for a replacement, so he drew up this DIY.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
I get this. I get where he was gone.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Greig gory thing. I think, actually I get it. But
how do you lose a license plate?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Well, it just fell off somewhere yea.
Speaker 9 (09:53):
And also we don't know he could have been driving
around for a long time with this fake one. Did
it say how long he'd been on the streets?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Didn't say probably the first time.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
Doesn't ge a warning.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
By the way, do you ever notice anything with certain
areas with license plates? Because there's this one area that
I go and I hang out in, uh in the
Coachella Valley. They're all about to sparkly license plate like covers.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
That makes sense.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
And then I heard I was reading an article in
Vegas they're straight up about like not having any license
plates at all. They're just driving around like crazy with
no license.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Well, you're just asking to get pulled over.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
See, that's the thing. There's certain areas where they just
don't pull you over like this stuff, which men have
pulled for the longest time with his he had paper
plates or whatever. Oh yeah, dude, I was going over
bridges not paying for years. And there are certain states
where that just would not fly. If you'd be less
than a day, you'd be screwed, but not in certain places.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Well, in this case, the cop was not taking the excuse.
He slapped the guy with a two hundred dollars fine
and just an FYI, it would have only cost twenty
seven dollars to get the actual new plate. Oh okay,
you wanted certain money and now I was paying two
hundred bucks got dollars. It's like a billion billion dollars. Also,
(11:03):
in the lead up to this year's Holy War college
football game between Utah and BYU, fans are button heads
online and one guy took it way too far. So
in a back and forth Twitter exchange, one BYU fan
said he would be at the game and that any
Utah fan he saw was dead and followed it up
with quote mark my words. And then another fan told
(11:25):
him to log off, and the guy responded by saying,
quote anyone wearing red on Saturday is getting shot.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Okay, So bound down aw man.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Got reported to the police, but not before the man
doubled down on his threat by saying people should come
to the stadium and quote enjoy a bullet to the head.
Bring your kids. Toy was not stopping idiots, I can't
say that. So cops tracked this nut job down. He
got arrested, and he was taken to fail. Jim didn't
even get to watch the sale. He represented his team
(11:55):
well you know, Yea and Bright. It worked. And then finally,
this seventy year old dude finally had his lifelong secret
come out. And the secret was no menace. Not that
he's gay, that's always a good one, Not that he
had an affair in some sort of secret family. His
secret was that he was a millionaire. Oh now he
(12:17):
became a millionaire faking being blind so he could cash
in on disability payments. He actually did get declared blind
over fifty years ago after this work accident, and he
collected over a million bucks in disability ever since that.
But authorities got wind of what was happening. I guess
they got some sort of tips, so they followed this
guy around, recorded him, caught him faking his blindness after
(12:40):
they saw him doing yard work, including using tools that
would be mega dangerous if you were actually blind. He
was also seen carefully checking produce at the grocery store
before buying it. So they followed the guy around for
two months before finally collecting enough evidence to bust him.
The dude got arrested and indicted for fraud. Again, it's
the state. Nice fail.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
Now that's electively. That sounds like not a fil It
sounds like he made a million dollars and had few
years of great time and it was making a rain.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
You know, that sounds pretty cool. Remember when Stevie Wonder
walked into our office by himself, I do and asked
where the bathroom was I do. I'm just saying, there's
a lot of conspiracy and there's a lot of videos
out there.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah, somebody sounds driving.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he would do that to people that
come over to his house. It's like, let's go in
my car and listen to some music, a video out
there somewhere where he cashes like microphone.
Speaker 7 (13:33):
Yeah, I mean it doesn't mean he's he sees nothing,
but you know, nothing news, but he's probably pretty.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Blankt Yeah, find out some Yeah, one day the truth
will come out.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Stevie.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
You're listening to the Woody Show. What he is actually
picking up his airplane? So if you keep on texting
and where what he is at? Also, Sammy, she's out
at a wedding in Malli. Yeah, yeah, just having a
good old time. They're getting married or getting married maybe
yeah a low Elope is it?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Elope?
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Elope?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Elope?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
I never understand what that is. That is that when
you just get married, not tell anybody.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yeah, and like a big wedding, what you did this?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Yes, yeah, but that was just I had that plan
because I want to have a big party after and
I want everybody to show up. And I figured like, oh,
they're already married, they're not going to come.
Speaker 10 (14:18):
Yeah, but eloping means like your parents aren't even there,
and I think at least your spouse's parents were there.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Right, here's a legal question. Do you plan to elope
or is it kind of a spur of the moment thing.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I think you can plan to a lobe you do. Yeah, okay,
it's kidnapped.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Without saying names. I have a friend who is getting
married and told us recently that we're eloping next year.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
Yeah, it means you're just going off alone to get married.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Is it implied that it's a secret.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
I will say this, girg. I think you're correct. The
traditional meaning of elope does have undercurrents of secrecy, and
especially without parental consent, like a shotgun situation.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
I think it's almost a spur of the moment thing
these days.
Speaker 7 (14:59):
I think it's means like, oh, we're gonna lope in
Mexico next year. It's just gonna be us.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
So it's kind of changed, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 10 (15:05):
Or maybe they're like Greg on the secret and he's
the only one that knows that.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Maybe I didn't think you planned it. I thought it
was just like, you know what, let's get married tonight.
Speaker 7 (15:14):
And they used to say, like you put a ladder
up and she climbed out of her window and they eloped,
Like I.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Don't think that's the thing anymore.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Older. Well, anyways, they're not here. It's a woody show show.
We're gonna play do you d u i q?
Speaker 5 (15:36):
U i q?
Speaker 6 (15:38):
It is all right, so the u i q is played.
That's how we do this, seems, hitting these streets, finding
drunk people, asking them just the easiest questions in the world,
and then you played the d u i q at
home by guessing nothing what the answer to the question is,
because everyone knows that. Duh easy you guess is this
person so drunk that they well they will know the answer. Well,
they not know the answer. So if you guess whether
(15:59):
they know it correctly, two times out of three you win.
And uh, we got on the line, who menace?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Who do we have Robert?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Okay, we have.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Robert on the line. Robert going on, where are you from? Robert? Nice?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Shout out to Promonama And just a little side, just
a little side thing. I'm gonna be playing against dumb
ass Tyler today.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
Right, So we got regular ass menace versus dumb ass Tyler.
They are completely sober, but they are of lesser knowledge means,
so they will be playing with our drunk Elisa who
I talked to here. She's gonna tell us about what
she's been drinking in her plans for where the food
at afterwards.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
All right, I.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Feel so drunk because all I've been drinking right now?
Speaker 6 (16:47):
Can you give me an idea?
Speaker 4 (16:48):
What kind of alcohol was it?
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Maybe like Mica audio?
Speaker 6 (16:54):
And what are you gonna do when you get home tonight?
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Well, you know, I'm me tell you a big nap.
I'm gonna eat Hamberger.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
What are your favorite topics for your Hamburger?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
To Ma.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Lettuce?
Speaker 5 (17:09):
On mayo Lettuce?
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Did I say it already?
Speaker 6 (17:16):
Double lettuce?
Speaker 4 (17:17):
She just drunk her high as well.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
No, that's the audios like I used to have a
three audios rule. It's like one all right, and then
two your buzz, and then three you're pretty much So.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
That is the West Coast version of the Long Island
ice too.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
I heard that you haven't lived. Yeah, I had never
heard of that.
Speaker 8 (17:35):
I should have followed that rule because one night I
hadn't eight.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Oh my god, I blacked.
Speaker 10 (17:41):
Out that the night I remember possibly ooh, it's a
bad one.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
All right, all right, Alissa, So again Robert on the phone,
you don't have to know whether menace and dumb ask Tyler,
get the answers right. You just guess on, Alyssa, and
we'll start with question number one, your eyes perceived light
and color through a series of raw and what dumas
Tyler obviously just write your answer to them. Morgan's playing
(18:06):
on the side too. Well, just for fun, get I'll
give Morgan credit. She's I don't want to answer. Uh,
that's dumbas Tyler's job.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Just for knowledge, Yeah, just to see what you know, Morgan.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
It would be if if there were a high school
made up of menaces and Tyler's and Sammy's, Morgan would
be the advanced placement class. I'm a little worried about
no way because listeners.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
No way, because listeners have been calling Morgan out saying.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
That she.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
As UT's soaking this compliment.
Speaker 6 (18:34):
We'll play we'll play along. You guys are writing your
answers down so around the room real quick for the
benefit of Robert, greg and Gina, et cetera. Do you
think Alyssa our audios and Hamburger girl?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Okay, Alyssa, sorry, I absolutely not, absolutely not. Let Normally
I don't even look at Menace when he answers that
so because a lot of you will look at to
gauge of the vie. I did look at Tyler, and
he seemed to write down a full sentence. So I'm
gonna say no to Tyler, like I couldn't take you
(19:08):
that long to write that, And then, you know what,
no to everybody except Morgan.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
All right, all right, I don't want to answer all
that guys, Just for me.
Speaker 6 (19:16):
Robert, just for you. Do you think Alyssa, our drunk
will get the answer correct? Well, I didn't even hear
the question. You know, it's not feeding down properly. Question
one more time? The question their first question, your eyes
perceived light and color through a series of rods and what?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yeah, this is it. This is a know all around
all right?
Speaker 6 (19:35):
What do you think?
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Right?
Speaker 2 (19:39):
And and I'm sober?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
All right?
Speaker 6 (19:41):
All right, well here's your answer. Well, first off, yes,
let's you will start with thumb, asked Tyler. Rod's and
what prisms? Rods and prisms? Okay, pupils and pupils and Morgan.
Speaker 9 (19:56):
So I first wrote beams and then I did a
slash and I wrote prisms as well. Oh my god,
rods and beams of sounds familiar.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah, I mean I'm glad. I gotta I'm glad. I
guess correctly?
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Right?
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Rods and cones?
Speaker 6 (20:11):
I heard rods and cones in the fourth grade.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Third grade?
Speaker 6 (20:15):
Anyway, Well they don't count, obviously, but does does Alyssa
are drunk? Does she get the answer correct? Your eyes
perceive light and color through a series of rods and.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
What colors over here?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Did not get it right?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Robert?
Speaker 6 (20:36):
So much fun?
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Right one for Robert?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
All right?
Speaker 6 (20:41):
So and no points for anybody so far?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Shout out.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
Let's go see question number two for your d u.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
I Q.
Speaker 6 (20:49):
Cupid gets people to fall in love by hitting them
with what all right? This should be massively?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Come on, I can't believe I'm saying that.
Speaker 6 (20:58):
I'm going all yes, quadruple yes.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yeah, I was kind of thinking that. Listen too, I mean, yeah,
let's go quadruple yes.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
I think we I think it can be done.
Speaker 9 (21:10):
I'm not even writing it down. I'm gonna raw dog
it from my mouth. Okay, that's how confident I am.
Speaker 6 (21:15):
All right, Robert on the phone, do you think our
drunk Alyssa? That's all you gotta care about? Will Alyssa
know the correct answer to Cupid and what he uses?
Speaker 10 (21:24):
Even a drunk person should know this, So I'm going
to go with yes.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
All right, that's risky. I'm saying no, All right, Robert, Right, well,
our question, but we'll start We'll say morgan till the end.
We'll start with menace. This time, Cupid uses a narrow dummice.
Speaker 8 (21:39):
Tyler uses an arrow. But to cover my bases, I
put Cupid's bow and arrow.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Oh wow, look at out smartening.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
You mean Robin hood. I assume you.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
My answer is bow and arrow.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
Let's find out yes is in the room? Will Alyssa
give us a yes as well? For the point, Cupid
gets people to fall in love by hitting them with what.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
With the stick?
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Like that?
Speaker 6 (22:10):
What's happening on the end of his stick?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Triangle. It's a triangle, though, I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Cupid?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
What that means?
Speaker 4 (22:25):
I was like, how could he say?
Speaker 6 (22:26):
I try to give her every opportunity to get back
on the train. She kept running away.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
All right, well, Robert's still in the game.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
Yes, you have one final question, Robert, to our trunk, Alyssa,
here's your question number three. Ordinally, what number century are
we in?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Right now?
Speaker 6 (22:45):
So again, ordinally as opposed and I'll give you a
clue that is ordinally as opposed to cardinally sober during
this ordinately, that's all. It's a tough word, ordinally as
opposed to cardinally.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Can we just leave that word out?
Speaker 6 (23:00):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
You can.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
It does make It makes sense what century are we
in right now? Ordinally?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Just what century are we in right now? He's trying
to see best Come on, No.
Speaker 6 (23:11):
No, no, this is that specifically asked ordinally whatever it
does not get.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
All right, Okay, that's throwing me up.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
Yeah, I mean anyone would know this, right, guys, ordinately
versus cardinally.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I'm going to say yes to everybody except Alissa.
Speaker 7 (23:32):
Okay, I'm going to say, just to mix things up,
No to Morgan, no to Menace, yes to Tyler, and
no to Alissa.
Speaker 10 (23:44):
Tyler looks confident.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
It's that chain he's wearing.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
It's the chain it yesthetizes.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Listening, Robert, will you.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Think I mean she couldn't get the arrow?
Speaker 2 (23:55):
So I'm going to say no, there you go.
Speaker 9 (23:58):
All right, let's go around the room, starting with U
storm more of this time twenty first century, twenty first century, mass,
twenty first century.
Speaker 8 (24:06):
Now, this is where I think the trick is it's
the twentieth century, because I don't think you count the
first one because it would be like year zero to
year one hundred.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
You have, you've walked your way into the wrong answer there,
I help you out. That's why in the nineteen hundreds
it was twentieth century.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
Fo.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yeah, I was trying to help I just forget that part.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
So menison, I A right, that's correct.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
I like weird heads out though, also, well, I don't
know the Romans. Isn't there like two hundred years missing?
Aren't they like going back and forth about that, Like
the Romans like actually changed the years?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Are you talking of the Mayans?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
No, No, like they because they want to seem more powerful,
they want to erase a certain amount of history. So
there's like this argument that we're actually living in the
eighteen hundreds or something.
Speaker 6 (24:56):
We'll have to go back to that one.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Maw Yeah so that yeah, I'm one out right?
Speaker 6 (25:00):
What again, Robert guest know, for Alyssa, let's find out
ordinally what number century are we in right now? It's
gonna happen this year? Do you think like you to
predict what's gonna happen?
Speaker 8 (25:10):
You know what, I think.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
I'm gonna get my job, I'm getting a new car.
I don't know I'm gonna do something.
Speaker 8 (25:18):
Am I I see why this chick is drinking so much.
Speaker 6 (25:26):
I'd like to Outlook, though, I get a job, I'll
do something.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
This is my year.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Yeah, I just don't drink those audiolses though.
Speaker 7 (25:32):
All right, congratulations robber, you will get yourself a fancy
fine prize. That was a very tough game, well except
for the cupids stick question.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Yeah, but well done swer Yes, Wait, so what's.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
The difference between ordinately and ordinally?
Speaker 5 (25:49):
So?
Speaker 6 (25:49):
I think the order of things right here Google, because.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
I had a debate with a friend of mine who
just would not accept the fact that there was no
year zero. So when everybody freaked out in the year
two thousand and said, oh my god, it's a new millennium,
no it's not. It started in two thousand and one
because there was no year zero.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Is that targ Tyler's argument heats along those lines like
order is in the order of things?
Speaker 6 (26:14):
So the first century Cardinal's just one, two, three, four, five,
sixty seven. Oh so I had it backwards exactly, Okay.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
But I like where your head was at you were
trying to think about it.
Speaker 8 (26:22):
Yeah, because I know.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
That big old noggin. It's a size eight.
Speaker 10 (26:25):
By the way, they told you to write down on
a piece of paper.
Speaker 6 (26:28):
You literally have paper from You're like, where do I
write it? Jeez, look at that as you got flustered.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Okay, you don't have to.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Oh my god, this has gotten really angry. Let's take
a quick break.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
A lot of Tyler I like Menace because I don't
think he even knows he's funny. Books. I mean, how
much are they when you say, just reurgitate words and
it just happens to be Now, can you help me
with the pronunciation of this
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Show?
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