October 21, 2025 • 27 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Morgan, Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Oh my god, I was born for them right here.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Y'all don't know this.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm hallucinating.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Woody sure, all right, so low reds logic. Yeah, not
familiar with this. It can be a first time for me.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yeah, But would you love would you love the good?
Would you rather?
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Then you're gonna love these?
Speaker 6 (00:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
The darker the better, you know, not the simple ones.
Would you rather have nuts for hints.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
For lives?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
That that that that doesn't do it for me. But
like when they're like dark and yeah, that's that's the
that's the good stuff.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Some of these go pretty deep. These guys are on
Instagram and Twitch and I've pulled some good ones that
I'd like each of you to answer, So I think
we should start with you, Woodie. Let's just kind of
get our toe in fir se getting too crazy.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Everybody else could say answer to.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
And this one specifically for dudes, But yeah, what do
you want to't you take the helm on this?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Would you rather have to pick up everything you drop
with your butt cheeks? Or not tap yourself every time
you say the word um and do it one percent
harder each time?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Easy on the butt cheeks.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
But everything you ever dropped or everything you had to
pick up.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah, because I don't cheeks. I'm changing my mind the
thing myself to not Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:22):
So easy.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
You wouldn't be able to pick up any all day.
Speaker 8 (01:24):
Right.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
We used to do a game on the show called
don't say U or uh, and it proves to be
very difficult. Yes, but I think if you especially as
you get tired, right and you start you know, not
thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
So now I'm trying to think about it.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
So which one I think I would get?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Really from a time standpoint, the butt cheeks thing is
just inefficient.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Yeah, it's time because like you'd have to you.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Know, drop drop trial. Yeah, and Morgan, you're right, you
couldn't pick anything.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I mean, good luck getting a pin, but you'd be
really good at it.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
No, you would eventually get good at it. No hands.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Ron that guy that we used to work with, you know,
he could throw a spiral and eat chicken wings. He
drives a stick like he's got no hands and he
can't be done. He was the fastest typer in the building. Like, yeah,
you learn, you learn how to do things, and he
doesn't have fingers. Yeah, so I think you could get
good at the butt cheeks thing. But nut tapping you
guys say that hurts pretty bad. You have every single time.
Speaker 7 (02:19):
I would want to do that. Actually, would you want
to get Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
You'd want to get tapped in the nuts?
Speaker 7 (02:25):
Yeah, because I wouldn't want to.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
You don't want to say you want to treat yourself,
not to say, okay, not that you want to get
tapped in okay, God, I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
It'd be a good way to learn not to do it.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah, yeah, all right, all.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Right, well let's move on. This one's a double dip.
This is for Morgan and Sea Bass.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Morgan Sea Bass get the answer first on this one,
and then we can chime in. All right, here we go,
low res logic.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Would you rather compete in the Special Olympics as a
perfectly healthy person or go to a children's hospital? Addressed
this to grim Reaper and tell every kid I'll see you, suit,
I'll see you soon.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
This is the dark stuff I love.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Yeah, I just want to take a dipper to the.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
More inappropriate that. The more I love it.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
This is a good one, I think, I answer. What
about you see that.
Speaker 8 (03:07):
They made a movie about the Yeah, the Ringer, The
Ring with Knoxville Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
So it's it's fun fact, Okay, what would you rather do?
Speaker 8 (03:16):
And that shows it to be heartwarming and delightful and
I'll have a big lesson at the end.
Speaker 9 (03:22):
So that's the obvious answer.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
That would be the more fun thing for me, that's
for sure.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
But everybody knows that you're right.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Okay, And that's why reading sure, I would go with
the Grim Reaper in the hospital because then at least,
like maybe I cover my face, my whole body, maybe
I can remain in on them.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
You can.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Will you traumatize children in their last moment?
Speaker 10 (03:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
But then I go home later.
Speaker 9 (03:41):
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
It's not like I'm on TV for ruining the Special
Olympics or something.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I just ruined the Special Olympics.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Oh yeah, I do. I watch the ceremonies where they
walk out.
Speaker 8 (03:53):
That.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I mean good, it's really good. What channel is that
you gotta stream it?
Speaker 9 (03:58):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (03:58):
The dark web?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
What do you shut up?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Okay, so you're going children's hospital to see going Special Olympics.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, I'm kind of answer.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Like, I think, bas that makes more sense because he
likes the Lord over people. And no matter what the
you know, no matter what the reasoning or what the circumstances, by.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
The way, plus and so athletic. That's that's by the way.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
It's a really ablest question, may I say to the
stupid these stupid YouTubers, because many Special Olympians are quite
strong and quite fast, you probably would lose, right, Yeah, so.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
How dare you? How dare you very able? And they're
broadcast on the ESPN.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Dude, I donated to the Special Olympics and they send
me mail like, you're right. It's like all different types
of letters. They they change it up constantly. It looks
like like somebody wrote me a personal letter and they.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Spend they spend a lot of money on that.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
It's insane.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I would go the Special Olympics. Greg, I'm gonna say
grim Reaper because I don't think the kids know what
the grim Reaper is.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
It comes in with like a sickle and a black cape.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
I mean depending on age.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
It depends on how old the kids are even know
what that is.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
That's like five minutes out of your day.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
Yeah, and Marga made a good argument like you could
like hide your face. Yeah, you came in dressed like god,
you know, yeah, do you hear I'm calling?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah? That you're right, that's actually a good I don't
think and then what you'll see me soon? Yeah, I'm
coming back tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah when cookies.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
All right, let's move on to Menace. This one's about wieners.
So I thought you might like.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
You Menace does love wiener because they're hilarious.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Would you rather wake up tomorrow pregnant than go to
the doctor to find out it's got to be berthed
through your wiener? Or wake up tomorrow with aids?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
That's aids all day?
Speaker 7 (05:55):
Yeah, that's easy.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah, you get a pill? Right, what did you do
for that? Now? Yeah, it's gonna sound dumb. Is there
even aids anymore?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Like?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Does it ever progress?
Speaker 9 (06:06):
The difference is once you have HIV, AIDS kind of kludes.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
You stop it before it becomes a Okay, let's.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Sweet old school aids.
Speaker 9 (06:18):
Freddie mercury aids.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah, well then I'm going mercury era. Okay, that's the question. Libera. Well,
then who wouldn't take option penis? Then?
Speaker 7 (06:29):
No, he really doesn't.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
It's that or death.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Would you rather wake up tomorrow pregnant than go to
the doctor to find out it's got to be birthed
through your wiener?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Or wake up tomorrow with aids? Well, what of the
magic Johnson era aids?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Right, Yeah, that's Tom Hanks Philadelphia era.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Right.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
Okay, Well somebody who has had you know, Kinney Stones
multiple times, they said that it's like the the equivalent.
Then I guess so I could live. I'll just have
the baby. But do I have to keep it?
Speaker 5 (07:01):
No that you're going to give adoption?
Speaker 9 (07:05):
And why do you have to wake up tomorrow to
find this out? Jackass?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah? God know, why can't you find out tonight?
Speaker 7 (07:11):
I want to find out immediately?
Speaker 8 (07:14):
In his in his taking this at face value, if
if an eight pound baby comes through there, it's gone,
it's obliterating, it's not going to work.
Speaker 10 (07:23):
It.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
So you can live with a mangled exactly. It goes back,
It goes back to its regular size.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Guys.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Yeah, it doesn't get blown out.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
No, it goes back to exactly how it was.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
They don't have reconstruction, they don't penny of plastic exactly. Yeah,
soier birth yea compared yeah, compared to Mercury Freddie Mercury
y Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Yeah, all right, Greg. Since we all know how you
feel about cops, I figured this one would be for.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
You was you.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Rather, every time you get pulled over you have to
pull your wallet out as fast as you can from
your waistband, Or every time you see a cop in public,
you have to squeal like a pig and then give
them finger guns?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Greg?
Speaker 7 (08:07):
Does that anyway?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
They're pulling over.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Things really because it's more dangerous that one.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
You're you're done. You're gonna get shot, right, but.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Then you know that you just don't speed every kind
of like the thing with the nut tapping, you forgot.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Your like registration was not up to date, Like it
could be anything. It's gonna happen.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
Okay, I see, Greg, how does.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
A pig go?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Come on? How's a big go?
Speaker 10 (08:38):
Show me?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
How the pig easy?
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Greg? I don't know if you remember this, but you
were drunk at like some event and we were like
talking to some cop and you kind of implied pig. Yeah,
like some pig jokes. You would have fun doing this,
remember that bacon Fest thing? Yeah, and you started like.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
You started, I have pig jokes.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
Yeah, you were kind of wasted.
Speaker 8 (09:12):
Yea.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
Rather, every time you get pulled over, you have to
pull your wallet out as fast as you can from
your waistband, or every time you see a cop in public,
you have to squeal like a pig and then give
them finger guns.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
It's a Greg your final.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Answer wallet, Wow, that's crazy. I would take my chances
with the finger guns. The wallet waistband thing you're asking
to get shot.
Speaker 9 (09:34):
Carries the watr waistband.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
That would suck to Yeah, exactly like reaching that.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Yeah, as fast as you can.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Yeah, the walls forget.
Speaker 8 (09:42):
Greg drove around with a bumper sticker that said only
gay cops give me tickets.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yeah, I get that magnet that you chose.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
You chose what I chose. Oh, I'm choosing the finger guns.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Your guns, your guns, a fun way, bigger guns. Yeah's think,
let's not die today, all.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Right, all right here, well we'll get one more out
of the break. Let's take the break and then we'll
come back. Yeah, low res logic.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Yeah you can.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
You can find these guys all funny. Yeah again, the
darker ones are are good.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Even better.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yeah, I like those a lot.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
All right, Yeah, I'm just looking at the text. Some
of these are are pretty funny. But yeah, keep your text.
Coming over to two two nine eighty seven call in
eight seven seven four Woodie.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
You made it and just in time. The Woody Show
is that.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Putting the cherry on the would you rather? Low res logic?
Sunday never heard of this low res logic before, but
Gina brought it to the table today and they have
some uh would you rather? Which we do like, yeah,
I'm more inappropriate, the more whatever, the better, more difficult. Yeah,
when it comes to.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
This group, yeah, this group of people. Yeah, you had
one more.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
This is for Sammy. We know how you feel about
Diddy and you know your affinity for that kind of guy.
So this last one is This last one's for you.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Okay, sold rather walk around with your shoelaces untied, but
your shoelaces are twenty feet long? Or only be able
to wear one shirt that says rip Epstein and you
can't wear anything to cover it.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Shoelaces, easy shoelace.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
You're going to walk around with shoelaces that are twenty
feet long?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yes, Dady, should hear the question twenty feet That.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Would be a real pain in the ass.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
It would be can I can I?
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Can I hold them in anyone dragging behind?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
You could rather walk around with your shoelaces untied, but
your shoelaces are twenty feet long, or only be able
to wear one shirt that says ri I p Epstein,
and you can't wear anything to cover it walking.
Speaker 11 (11:33):
So much and I walk my dog every day.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Yeah, you couldn't cross the street because you know traffic
would be oh no over Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Wait what well I you cross the street?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
You're trying to keep walking down the sidewalk, but you
get caught in your next your face plan because.
Speaker 9 (11:51):
Twenty feet ahead of the cars.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
That's all at all times, and only think about that
easy gets it running in?
Speaker 7 (11:56):
Yeah, or just.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Tell everyone how much you love Epstein.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
Yeah, this studio door would just be an issue alone because.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Because I can't pick elevators, no they drag on the
ground or just.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Dang, I get your love.
Speaker 11 (12:10):
I would have to do the Epstein shirt.
Speaker 9 (12:12):
There's no other.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
But you'd be an outcast.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
You'd be your uncle Bill Epstein.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
Of course you would, and more than the shirt.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Day feel like I could explain it. You can't pick them,
but you're not allowed to explain it. No, okay, how
would you get your stele? Who cares?
Speaker 5 (12:31):
I care very much care.
Speaker 11 (12:33):
I don't want to be confronted all the time, like
crazy people.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Either would you rather have a R. I p Epstein
or R I P Didty Well Diddy?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
It?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Would you rather rep? Did or Epstein?
Speaker 9 (12:45):
What crazy people who hate Jeff Epstein?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I would rather I would rather rep.
Speaker 8 (12:49):
Ditty?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Okay, save that clip.
Speaker 11 (12:52):
I would Yeah, children involved and the whole thing, right,
I mean that's well so did Well allegedly.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Yeah, I don't know. Final answer.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Finally, answer is the shirt the shirt menace Epsteen shirt
shirt shirt?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah? Make it a crop top.
Speaker 9 (13:10):
Shoelaces, shoelaces.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
Hey.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Question for the ladies in the room. Just got reminded
of something I forget.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Did somebody say something?
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Oh no, something about like some men can do that
women can't do, or women that can do the men
can't do.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Make a machine gun noise?
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Oh no, I know what it was. It's when I
asked you to do the sound the sound of a pig. Yeah,
it reminded me of this other video I saw.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Guys can't do it?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
No do a How does it? What does a machine
gun sound like?
Speaker 8 (13:40):
Oh? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Oh, okay, yeah, I can't do it the way I
want to do it.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
How does the machine gun sound?
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I would just go like yeah, we have to do
the hand thing. I guess.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
I guess if you walk up to like just like
just random chicks, they can't do a machine gun. Yeah,
they'll go like bang bang bore. Yeah, because I think
every boy when they were like, you know, I do
it more like Sammy like the kids like really yeah big.
Speaker 7 (14:18):
Military.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Yeah, I can't do it the way my kid just
like like I can't really do it like that.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
But is that how you're And this guy went to
like he's got all daughters and his wife. He went
to every one of them individually. None of them can
I a sorority like they would have not like text
over to two nine eight seven. Now the show, so
(14:47):
we were talking about sleep, divorces, and ladies doesn't really
go back to how it was after you have a baby. Imaginally,
we were talking about a bunch of different random things
and all involved you know, relationships and such. So we
we uh we know that steamboat Williots. Sammy's boyfriend didn't
(15:09):
go to the wedding with her. Yeah, yeah that that
she just went to. Uh let's see.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
And then dumbask Tyler, are you still hanging out with
that chick?
Speaker 10 (15:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
And you got that girlfriend still I can't hear them
all in there.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Try it now, let's see hello once, just come in.
It's not it's not working.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
I mean I want to put them on blasts. I
don't know what happened, but I did hang out with
him and her, so I don't know something. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (15:41):
Yeah, Morgan was there too, Yeah, like special, she's.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Not blind right now? Did she see did she ever
see an eye dog with her? It's cool?
Speaker 7 (15:51):
I did notice her eyes. She has nice blue eyes.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Yeah, it's gonna be weird when Helen Keller changed their
names to hell on Soda, is.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
That gonna be strange? Yeah, that'd be a little weird.
So how's that go? Is I going?
Speaker 10 (16:06):
Well, that's going pretty good?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (16:07):
Yeah, I think we're the football game? Was what date number?
Three times?
Speaker 3 (16:12):
So he guess the Instagram official and stuff or no.
Speaker 8 (16:15):
Well here's the problem though, is he's spamming her with
all these high end menace inspired quite frankly dates.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
What do you mean.
Speaker 9 (16:24):
At a football game?
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Right?
Speaker 8 (16:26):
But paid for it exactly show I understand what I'm
saying is like, oh, splash and pizzazz, but the day
to day Tyler is nothing like that.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
But he's spamming her.
Speaker 7 (16:37):
Look at splashing pizzaz Yeah, yeah, this man makes a
big splash. You think I wear this chain and don't
have splash Hello, No, but I get what seabast is saying.
And but I think a lot of us uh do this.
I mean we come in hot dude and do cool stuff.
Right those we're first like dating somebody recording exactly.
Speaker 9 (16:58):
That's what I'm saying. That's gonna go away real.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
That's okay.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Then, so that's like every relationship.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Oh so like, uh but you hung out there? Does
she seem into it? Yeah, she's really cool, Morgan, she
seems she seems down. She seems into it.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yeah, but it seems like you'll have been together for
a long time.
Speaker 7 (17:14):
There was no Now, this is what I'll say about Tyler.
You know what I'm saying. Tyler is a heavy Texter.
So I'm sure there's been so much communication. It's not
like they like actively. Yeah, but we're just meeting for
the first time.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
You don't hold hands and stuff not.
Speaker 10 (17:30):
I mean, we haven't really gotten that stage yet.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
It's a fourth day, guys, it's a third day.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
And then okay, so we got a pretty good record
on here. So We've got Sammy a boyfriend, you know,
and then Tyler's got a boy boyfriend out of it.
Ye yeah, and then Morgan got her boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Yeah is that official?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
It's not.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
I wasn't sure what the official status of that was.
So Cabo is no more more big news.
Speaker 9 (18:02):
That's the same thing too. Is he hit her with
oh trip to Cabo?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Right off the he treated me very well?
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (18:08):
Yeah, God forbid?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
And still be with him, you know what? And people
don't understand how how I work, But I just don't
have the time or you know, the effort to give
to something like he deserves to be someone that has
time for him. Yeah yeah, like I'll cry like it
breaks my heart, but he deserves better than me. So
I let him go. So everyone tells me I won't
(18:31):
find another good man?
Speaker 3 (18:32):
So well, is this okay?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Wait, but I don't think that's true.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
But wait, so you you wanted you wanted a boyfriend
or you wanted a really relationship.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I wasn't looking for one. No, I just had a
great time on the trip to Cabo.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Then, because like before before Cabo, wasn't it like we
did that whole game? When when's the last time you
hooked up, remember, yes, and she and she was like,
oh my god.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
She was in a drought.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Like Sammy was in a relationship drought, like she hadn't
been in like a boyfriend girlfriend relationship for like eight years,
but like Morgan was in like a pudd in drought.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Because I don't. I work and I work out and
that's all I do. Yeah, which is why I shouldn't
be dating.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
And all of a sudden it went from like zero
to hero with a cobo with that trip, like you
know best saying coming in would have.
Speaker 9 (19:16):
Been a lot easier if you just moved in.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
That was discussed, but yeah, not the time.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
For Yeah, so what are you guys moving in? You
and what do we what do we call it? Tyler's
girlfriend nurse Jackie n.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Yeah, wasn't it dumb ass Tina?
Speaker 10 (19:32):
That that's how someone suggested that better.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Yeah, he's dumba ass Tina.
Speaker 7 (19:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
How's things?
Speaker 7 (19:40):
Why are you being all shy? Tyler? Are usually like
still talkative.
Speaker 10 (19:43):
You know what, I just this stuff from previous relationships.
I've just learned to just kind of keep it all
to myself and don't really talk about it that much.
Speaker 7 (19:51):
That's great for the radio. You know what, I do.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Understand that you're both correct.
Speaker 9 (19:57):
You're both correct.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Yeah, I do understand. Yeah, yeah, I understand it. It's
not fun, but you get it. Which yeah, actually, now
that that said, yeah, you can go anytime, you can leave, taking.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Time from morning or after three dates or four dates.
And they're not even holding hands.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
That's like that's crazy, right, you're not holding hands.
Speaker 10 (20:19):
No, just not.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
It's because we asked.
Speaker 10 (20:23):
I mean there's been some relationships where we moved real quick,
and then there's been one where we didn't make it
official for like six months.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
I mean we we who.
Speaker 10 (20:30):
Like we'll be in like exus before previously.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Yeah, do you feel like you're like buddies with this girl, No,
not buddies.
Speaker 10 (20:36):
It's just like this one's just taking a little more time.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
And yeah.
Speaker 7 (20:39):
Also there's a big distance, and I mean same thing
with Cable and Morgan. There was a huge distance like
going back and forth.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Actually that was the main problem is far away we were.
Speaker 7 (20:49):
And then another thing is like what is this the eighties?
Like you're holding hands after the third date, like could
be hands.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
My third day was like the sex day.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
Yeah, that was my hands in public after the third date.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
That.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Have you, guys made out? Have you kissed? Kissed? Yeah,
but not like I mean like made out.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
There's difference like a kiss like you Yeah, this kind
of grows dumb ass.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
They're making it out.
Speaker 10 (21:14):
They just had like a couple of pecks here and
there's no tongue No, not yet what.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Okay, tongue in your mouth?
Speaker 9 (21:21):
Look at him?
Speaker 7 (21:21):
Okay, Sea Bass? Here, Saammy, I see you smiling in
a green with me like holy hands. After the third day, It's.
Speaker 9 (21:28):
Not not at a romantic dinner. You had a football game.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Yeah, true, Yeah, when you're with people unnecessary.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
But when does that stop? Sea Bass? He's mister p
d A.
Speaker 8 (21:35):
First off, the tricks demand at number one, but number
two are like dinners and clubs and stuff.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
But again't that's the third date. Those are like, so you've.
Speaker 9 (21:47):
Been dating for exactly?
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Yeah, exactly, dumb ass Tina, I don't know that name
makes me laugh.
Speaker 10 (21:55):
It just guys, I'm not going to whoever did come
up with that.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Credit that was very free. I mean she doesn't deserve
of it. We don't even I mean menace.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
No, I think Morgan met her, but yeah, we're not
calling her a dumb as you earned the name.
Speaker 9 (22:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Yeah, with that that initial story where he told us
about how he was leasing a truck for like eight
hundred bucks a month with for like one hundred months
something insane?
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Is it for work?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (22:19):
No?
Speaker 7 (22:21):
On them?
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Oh yeah, so you earned your name.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Yeah, she just kind of got it by mistake or
you know, by association. I should say, sucks.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Yeah, hold her hands.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
I mean she should grab her hand and see what
she does.
Speaker 9 (22:36):
She's not going to recoil.
Speaker 10 (22:37):
I mean probably we're supposed to about this weekend again,
so we'll see what happens.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
She's waiting for you to do that.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
It's just a handholding day.
Speaker 9 (22:44):
Maybe she just loves McDonald's burps more.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Yeah, I can smell the onion eight seven or asking
a dumb ass Tyler about his well, I don't call
her a girlfriend because they even right as I said.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Coom morning, what you show?
Speaker 4 (23:07):
What are you saying all that with dumb ass Tyler's girlfriend,
dumb ass Tina about her having a seeing eye dog
and stuff like that?
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Does his wife Jen have a guide dog as well?
Get it? Oh?
Speaker 4 (23:20):
God no, I say that to her all the time
because my wife will go, oh, you're cute I'm like, okay,
you're going back that whole day about how you lie
to dude the same way dude will lie to with
good intention.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
You don't think your wife thinks you're dragged?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Stop it? You know, I think she likes me as
a person. I don't think she I don't think she finds.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Me to get me some of that correct.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Yeah, I think I think the I think she likes
my personality, believe it or not, and that stuff helps
women can see that.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Yeah, exactly, that's well, they're emotional.
Speaker 8 (23:53):
Yeah, they're more emotional fantasizes about certain things like other
people or something or whatever.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Oh yeah, wouldn't you? Yeah, no question.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
No question, question for everyone. Do people still want to
hold hands? They've had three dates, they haven't held hands yet.
Do people still want to hold hands?
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Is that something you even want when you get older?
Or don't you care about that hands? You've never cared?
I think it's fine. My issue with this whole thing,
I want to revisit this holding hands thing. It's not
that they're out of football game and it's the place.
It's that when it was brought up Morgan, were they
lovey dovey? You said no, they weren't even holding hands
or anything. And then Tyler's reaction to that was like
(24:36):
something outrageous got said, like holding hands it's only been
three days, Like you're not oraling after two dates?
Speaker 7 (24:43):
Like what like holding is?
Speaker 3 (24:47):
You don't know?
Speaker 7 (24:47):
It's just I'm not saying you're not hooking up in private? Yeah,
but like public displays of affection. I think that's you're
something that you're said.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
His reaction was, it's only been three dates, Like how
rageous would it be for hands after three dates? We're like,
it's not where you're doing it or the act of
doing it, or do you want to do it? It's the reaction.
It's hell a prude, like wow, like is this the
nineteen twenties? Like you can't hold hands, can't show all
your legs at the beach.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
This one came in my crush and I did the
deed for the very first time we were alone together.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Indeed, is that you're one of your pet peeves?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
You hate that?
Speaker 5 (25:26):
So when did you guys do the d So that
just the phrase praise, I mean I like the sentiment.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
I did the d the first time we were loan together,
and then we went on a couple of first dates
and got together after that. I've been now we've been
married for the past five years and we have a
one year old.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
I get it so reverse one night stand. Yeah, and she.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Says, I had to make sure that I wasn't wasting
my time.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
Like you got to kiss the tires pretty smart.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Yeah, it makes out of the way.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
And that's the thing. I don't know why it can't
go both ways. Like guys say that all the time,
But girls, you want to make sure if that's the
one you're going to be seeing that everything's in working order,
that he knows what to.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Do with it.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Yeah, that's for carfax exactly, car history, the driver history.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
You want. You want to know what's going on. Right.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
The next person we got to get set up on
something is going to be Menji. Yes, Like Menji is
the one that we got to really find like a
lady for I.
Speaker 8 (26:21):
Got a.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Double checking, double checking, get him what he want. I
don't want to say, look, I don't he hasn't been
here that long.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
I don't want to him.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
I know he had a girlfriend, but maybe he's moved on. Yeah,
Greg had a wife at one point.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
I moved on.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Yeah, but he'll be the next on the on the
Woody Show love Connection sweet. Yeah, we'll get Yeah. Look,
we've had pretty good luck.
Speaker 9 (26:42):
Other than Cabo, it's still good luck.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
That was fine.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Yeah, that's Morgan. Morgan's the one was broken. Yeah yeah,
it wasn't common. Yeah, all right, more what.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
The show is coming up? Eight seven seven
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Show The Back to the Bed
Morgan, Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Oh my god, I was born for them right here.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Y'all don't know this.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm hallucinating.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Woody sure, all right, so low reds logic. Yeah, not
familiar with this. It can be a first time for me.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yeah, But would you love would you love the good?
Would you rather?
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Then you're gonna love these?
Speaker 6 (00:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
The darker the better, you know, not the simple ones.
Would you rather have nuts for hints.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
For lives?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
That that that that doesn't do it for me. But
like when they're like dark and yeah, that's that's the
that's the good stuff.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Some of these go pretty deep. These guys are on
Instagram and Twitch and I've pulled some good ones that
I'd like each of you to answer, So I think
we should start with you, Woodie. Let's just kind of
get our toe in fir se getting too crazy.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Everybody else could say answer to.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
And this one specifically for dudes, But yeah, what do
you want to't you take the helm on this?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Would you rather have to pick up everything you drop
with your butt cheeks? Or not tap yourself every time
you say the word um and do it one percent
harder each time?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Easy on the butt cheeks.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
But everything you ever dropped or everything you had to
pick up.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah, because I don't cheeks. I'm changing my mind the
thing myself to not Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:22):
So easy.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
You wouldn't be able to pick up any all day.
Speaker 8 (01:24):
Right.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
We used to do a game on the show called
don't say U or uh, and it proves to be
very difficult. Yes, but I think if you especially as
you get tired, right and you start you know, not
thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
So now I'm trying to think about it.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
So which one I think I would get?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Really from a time standpoint, the butt cheeks thing is
just inefficient.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Yeah, it's time because like you'd have to you.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Know, drop drop trial. Yeah, and Morgan, you're right, you
couldn't pick anything.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I mean, good luck getting a pin, but you'd be
really good at it.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
No, you would eventually get good at it. No hands.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Ron that guy that we used to work with, you know,
he could throw a spiral and eat chicken wings. He
drives a stick like he's got no hands and he
can't be done. He was the fastest typer in the building. Like, yeah,
you learn, you learn how to do things, and he
doesn't have fingers. Yeah, so I think you could get
good at the butt cheeks thing. But nut tapping you
guys say that hurts pretty bad. You have every single time.
Speaker 7 (02:19):
I would want to do that. Actually, would you want
to get Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
You'd want to get tapped in the nuts?
Speaker 7 (02:25):
Yeah, because I wouldn't want to.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
You don't want to say you want to treat yourself,
not to say, okay, not that you want to get
tapped in okay, God, I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
It'd be a good way to learn not to do it.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah, yeah, all right, all.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Right, well let's move on. This one's a double dip.
This is for Morgan and Sea Bass.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Morgan Sea Bass get the answer first on this one,
and then we can chime in. All right, here we go,
low res logic.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Would you rather compete in the Special Olympics as a
perfectly healthy person or go to a children's hospital? Addressed
this to grim Reaper and tell every kid I'll see you, suit,
I'll see you soon.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
This is the dark stuff I love.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Yeah, I just want to take a dipper to the.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
More inappropriate that. The more I love it.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
This is a good one, I think, I answer. What
about you see that.
Speaker 8 (03:07):
They made a movie about the Yeah, the Ringer, The
Ring with Knoxville Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
So it's it's fun fact, Okay, what would you rather do?
Speaker 8 (03:16):
And that shows it to be heartwarming and delightful and
I'll have a big lesson at the end.
Speaker 9 (03:22):
So that's the obvious answer.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
That would be the more fun thing for me, that's
for sure.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
But everybody knows that you're right.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Okay, And that's why reading sure, I would go with
the Grim Reaper in the hospital because then at least,
like maybe I cover my face, my whole body, maybe
I can remain in on them.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
You can.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Will you traumatize children in their last moment?
Speaker 10 (03:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
But then I go home later.
Speaker 9 (03:41):
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
It's not like I'm on TV for ruining the Special
Olympics or something.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I just ruined the Special Olympics.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Oh yeah, I do. I watch the ceremonies where they
walk out.
Speaker 8 (03:53):
That.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I mean good, it's really good. What channel is that
you gotta stream it?
Speaker 9 (03:58):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (03:58):
The dark web?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
What do you shut up?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Okay, so you're going children's hospital to see going Special Olympics.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, I'm kind of answer.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Like, I think, bas that makes more sense because he
likes the Lord over people. And no matter what the
you know, no matter what the reasoning or what the circumstances, by.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
The way, plus and so athletic. That's that's by the way.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
It's a really ablest question, may I say to the
stupid these stupid YouTubers, because many Special Olympians are quite
strong and quite fast, you probably would lose, right, Yeah, so.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
How dare you? How dare you very able? And they're
broadcast on the ESPN.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Dude, I donated to the Special Olympics and they send
me mail like, you're right. It's like all different types
of letters. They they change it up constantly. It looks
like like somebody wrote me a personal letter and they.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Spend they spend a lot of money on that.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
It's insane.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I would go the Special Olympics. Greg, I'm gonna say
grim Reaper because I don't think the kids know what
the grim Reaper is.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
It comes in with like a sickle and a black cape.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
I mean depending on age.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
It depends on how old the kids are even know
what that is.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
That's like five minutes out of your day.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
Yeah, and Marga made a good argument like you could
like hide your face. Yeah, you came in dressed like god,
you know, yeah, do you hear I'm calling?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah? That you're right, that's actually a good I don't
think and then what you'll see me soon? Yeah, I'm
coming back tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah when cookies.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
All right, let's move on to Menace. This one's about wieners.
So I thought you might like.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
You Menace does love wiener because they're hilarious.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Would you rather wake up tomorrow pregnant than go to
the doctor to find out it's got to be berthed
through your wiener? Or wake up tomorrow with aids?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
That's aids all day?
Speaker 7 (05:55):
Yeah, that's easy.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah, you get a pill? Right, what did you do
for that? Now? Yeah, it's gonna sound dumb. Is there
even aids anymore?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Like?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Does it ever progress?
Speaker 9 (06:06):
The difference is once you have HIV, AIDS kind of kludes.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
You stop it before it becomes a Okay, let's.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Sweet old school aids.
Speaker 9 (06:18):
Freddie mercury aids.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah, well then I'm going mercury era. Okay, that's the question. Libera. Well,
then who wouldn't take option penis? Then?
Speaker 7 (06:29):
No, he really doesn't.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
It's that or death.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Would you rather wake up tomorrow pregnant than go to
the doctor to find out it's got to be birthed
through your wiener?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Or wake up tomorrow with aids? Well, what of the
magic Johnson era aids?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Right, Yeah, that's Tom Hanks Philadelphia era.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Right.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
Okay, Well somebody who has had you know, Kinney Stones
multiple times, they said that it's like the the equivalent.
Then I guess so I could live. I'll just have
the baby. But do I have to keep it?
Speaker 5 (07:01):
No that you're going to give adoption?
Speaker 9 (07:05):
And why do you have to wake up tomorrow to
find this out? Jackass?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah? God know, why can't you find out tonight?
Speaker 7 (07:11):
I want to find out immediately?
Speaker 8 (07:14):
In his in his taking this at face value, if
if an eight pound baby comes through there, it's gone,
it's obliterating, it's not going to work.
Speaker 10 (07:23):
It.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
So you can live with a mangled exactly. It goes back,
It goes back to its regular size.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Guys.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Yeah, it doesn't get blown out.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
No, it goes back to exactly how it was.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
They don't have reconstruction, they don't penny of plastic exactly. Yeah,
soier birth yea compared yeah, compared to Mercury Freddie Mercury
y Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Yeah, all right, Greg. Since we all know how you
feel about cops, I figured this one would be for.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
You was you.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Rather, every time you get pulled over you have to
pull your wallet out as fast as you can from
your waistband, Or every time you see a cop in public,
you have to squeal like a pig and then give
them finger guns?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Greg?
Speaker 7 (08:07):
Does that anyway?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
They're pulling over.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Things really because it's more dangerous that one.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
You're you're done. You're gonna get shot, right, but.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Then you know that you just don't speed every kind
of like the thing with the nut tapping, you forgot.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Your like registration was not up to date, Like it
could be anything. It's gonna happen.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
Okay, I see, Greg, how does.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
A pig go?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Come on? How's a big go?
Speaker 10 (08:38):
Show me?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
How the pig easy?
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Greg? I don't know if you remember this, but you
were drunk at like some event and we were like
talking to some cop and you kind of implied pig. Yeah,
like some pig jokes. You would have fun doing this,
remember that bacon Fest thing? Yeah, and you started like.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
You started, I have pig jokes.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
Yeah, you were kind of wasted.
Speaker 8 (09:12):
Yea.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
Rather, every time you get pulled over, you have to
pull your wallet out as fast as you can from
your waistband, or every time you see a cop in public,
you have to squeal like a pig and then give
them finger guns.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
It's a Greg your final.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Answer wallet, Wow, that's crazy. I would take my chances
with the finger guns. The wallet waistband thing you're asking
to get shot.
Speaker 9 (09:34):
Carries the watr waistband.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
That would suck to Yeah, exactly like reaching that.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Yeah, as fast as you can.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Yeah, the walls forget.
Speaker 8 (09:42):
Greg drove around with a bumper sticker that said only
gay cops give me tickets.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yeah, I get that magnet that you chose.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
You chose what I chose. Oh, I'm choosing the finger guns.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Your guns, your guns, a fun way, bigger guns. Yeah's think,
let's not die today, all.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Right, all right here, well we'll get one more out
of the break. Let's take the break and then we'll
come back. Yeah, low res logic.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Yeah you can.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
You can find these guys all funny. Yeah again, the
darker ones are are good.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Even better.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yeah, I like those a lot.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
All right, Yeah, I'm just looking at the text. Some
of these are are pretty funny. But yeah, keep your text.
Coming over to two two nine eighty seven call in
eight seven seven four Woodie.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
You made it and just in time. The Woody Show
is that.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Putting the cherry on the would you rather? Low res logic?
Sunday never heard of this low res logic before, but
Gina brought it to the table today and they have
some uh would you rather? Which we do like, yeah,
I'm more inappropriate, the more whatever, the better, more difficult. Yeah,
when it comes to.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
This group, yeah, this group of people. Yeah, you had
one more.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
This is for Sammy. We know how you feel about
Diddy and you know your affinity for that kind of guy.
So this last one is This last one's for you.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Okay, sold rather walk around with your shoelaces untied, but
your shoelaces are twenty feet long? Or only be able
to wear one shirt that says rip Epstein and you
can't wear anything to cover it.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Shoelaces, easy shoelace.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
You're going to walk around with shoelaces that are twenty
feet long?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yes, Dady, should hear the question twenty feet That.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Would be a real pain in the ass.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
It would be can I can I?
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Can I hold them in anyone dragging behind?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
You could rather walk around with your shoelaces untied, but
your shoelaces are twenty feet long, or only be able
to wear one shirt that says ri I p Epstein,
and you can't wear anything to cover it walking.
Speaker 11 (11:33):
So much and I walk my dog every day.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Yeah, you couldn't cross the street because you know traffic
would be oh no over Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Wait what well I you cross the street?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
You're trying to keep walking down the sidewalk, but you
get caught in your next your face plan because.
Speaker 9 (11:51):
Twenty feet ahead of the cars.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
That's all at all times, and only think about that
easy gets it running in?
Speaker 7 (11:56):
Yeah, or just.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Tell everyone how much you love Epstein.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
Yeah, this studio door would just be an issue alone because.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Because I can't pick elevators, no they drag on the
ground or just.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Dang, I get your love.
Speaker 11 (12:10):
I would have to do the Epstein shirt.
Speaker 9 (12:12):
There's no other.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
But you'd be an outcast.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
You'd be your uncle Bill Epstein.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
Of course you would, and more than the shirt.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Day feel like I could explain it. You can't pick them,
but you're not allowed to explain it. No, okay, how
would you get your stele? Who cares?
Speaker 5 (12:31):
I care very much care.
Speaker 11 (12:33):
I don't want to be confronted all the time, like
crazy people.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Either would you rather have a R. I p Epstein
or R I P Didty Well Diddy?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
It?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Would you rather rep? Did or Epstein?
Speaker 9 (12:45):
What crazy people who hate Jeff Epstein?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I would rather I would rather rep.
Speaker 8 (12:49):
Ditty?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Okay, save that clip.
Speaker 11 (12:52):
I would Yeah, children involved and the whole thing, right,
I mean that's well so did Well allegedly.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Yeah, I don't know. Final answer.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Finally, answer is the shirt the shirt menace Epsteen shirt
shirt shirt?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah? Make it a crop top.
Speaker 9 (13:10):
Shoelaces, shoelaces.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
Hey.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Question for the ladies in the room. Just got reminded
of something I forget.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Did somebody say something?
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Oh no, something about like some men can do that
women can't do, or women that can do the men
can't do.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Make a machine gun noise?
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Oh no, I know what it was. It's when I
asked you to do the sound the sound of a pig. Yeah,
it reminded me of this other video I saw.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Guys can't do it?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
No do a How does it? What does a machine
gun sound like?
Speaker 8 (13:40):
Oh? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Oh, okay, yeah, I can't do it the way I
want to do it.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
How does the machine gun sound?
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I would just go like yeah, we have to do
the hand thing. I guess.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
I guess if you walk up to like just like
just random chicks, they can't do a machine gun. Yeah,
they'll go like bang bang bore. Yeah, because I think
every boy when they were like, you know, I do
it more like Sammy like the kids like really yeah big.
Speaker 7 (14:18):
Military.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Yeah, I can't do it the way my kid just
like like I can't really do it like that.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
But is that how you're And this guy went to
like he's got all daughters and his wife. He went
to every one of them individually. None of them can
I a sorority like they would have not like text
over to two nine eight seven. Now the show, so
(14:47):
we were talking about sleep, divorces, and ladies doesn't really
go back to how it was after you have a baby. Imaginally,
we were talking about a bunch of different random things
and all involved you know, relationships and such. So we
we uh we know that steamboat Williots. Sammy's boyfriend didn't
(15:09):
go to the wedding with her. Yeah, yeah that that
she just went to. Uh let's see.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
And then dumbask Tyler, are you still hanging out with
that chick?
Speaker 10 (15:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
And you got that girlfriend still I can't hear them
all in there.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Try it now, let's see hello once, just come in.
It's not it's not working.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
I mean I want to put them on blasts. I
don't know what happened, but I did hang out with
him and her, so I don't know something. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (15:41):
Yeah, Morgan was there too, Yeah, like special, she's.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Not blind right now? Did she see did she ever
see an eye dog with her? It's cool?
Speaker 7 (15:51):
I did notice her eyes. She has nice blue eyes.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Yeah, it's gonna be weird when Helen Keller changed their
names to hell on Soda, is.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
That gonna be strange? Yeah, that'd be a little weird.
So how's that go? Is I going?
Speaker 10 (16:06):
Well, that's going pretty good?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (16:07):
Yeah, I think we're the football game? Was what date number?
Three times?
Speaker 3 (16:12):
So he guess the Instagram official and stuff or no.
Speaker 8 (16:15):
Well here's the problem though, is he's spamming her with
all these high end menace inspired quite frankly dates.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
What do you mean.
Speaker 9 (16:24):
At a football game?
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Right?
Speaker 8 (16:26):
But paid for it exactly show I understand what I'm
saying is like, oh, splash and pizzazz, but the day
to day Tyler is nothing like that.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
But he's spamming her.
Speaker 7 (16:37):
Look at splashing pizzaz Yeah, yeah, this man makes a
big splash. You think I wear this chain and don't
have splash Hello, No, but I get what seabast is saying.
And but I think a lot of us uh do this.
I mean we come in hot dude and do cool stuff.
Right those we're first like dating somebody recording exactly.
Speaker 9 (16:58):
That's what I'm saying. That's gonna go away real.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
That's okay.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Then, so that's like every relationship.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Oh so like, uh but you hung out there? Does
she seem into it? Yeah, she's really cool, Morgan, she
seems she seems down. She seems into it.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yeah, but it seems like you'll have been together for
a long time.
Speaker 7 (17:14):
There was no Now, this is what I'll say about Tyler.
You know what I'm saying. Tyler is a heavy Texter.
So I'm sure there's been so much communication. It's not
like they like actively. Yeah, but we're just meeting for
the first time.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
You don't hold hands and stuff not.
Speaker 10 (17:30):
I mean, we haven't really gotten that stage yet.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
It's a fourth day, guys, it's a third day.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
And then okay, so we got a pretty good record
on here. So We've got Sammy a boyfriend, you know,
and then Tyler's got a boy boyfriend out of it.
Ye yeah, and then Morgan got her boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Yeah is that official?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
It's not.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
I wasn't sure what the official status of that was.
So Cabo is no more more big news.
Speaker 9 (18:02):
That's the same thing too. Is he hit her with
oh trip to Cabo?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Right off the he treated me very well?
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (18:08):
Yeah, God forbid?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
And still be with him, you know what? And people
don't understand how how I work, But I just don't
have the time or you know, the effort to give
to something like he deserves to be someone that has
time for him. Yeah yeah, like I'll cry like it
breaks my heart, but he deserves better than me. So
I let him go. So everyone tells me I won't
(18:31):
find another good man?
Speaker 3 (18:32):
So well, is this okay?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Wait, but I don't think that's true.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
But wait, so you you wanted you wanted a boyfriend
or you wanted a really relationship.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I wasn't looking for one. No, I just had a
great time on the trip to Cabo.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Then, because like before before Cabo, wasn't it like we
did that whole game? When when's the last time you
hooked up, remember, yes, and she and she was like,
oh my god.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
She was in a drought.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Like Sammy was in a relationship drought, like she hadn't
been in like a boyfriend girlfriend relationship for like eight years,
but like Morgan was in like a pudd in drought.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Because I don't. I work and I work out and
that's all I do. Yeah, which is why I shouldn't
be dating.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
And all of a sudden it went from like zero
to hero with a cobo with that trip, like you
know best saying coming in would have.
Speaker 9 (19:16):
Been a lot easier if you just moved in.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
That was discussed, but yeah, not the time.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
For Yeah, so what are you guys moving in? You
and what do we what do we call it? Tyler's
girlfriend nurse Jackie n.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Yeah, wasn't it dumb ass Tina?
Speaker 10 (19:32):
That that's how someone suggested that better.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Yeah, he's dumba ass Tina.
Speaker 7 (19:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
How's things?
Speaker 7 (19:40):
Why are you being all shy? Tyler? Are usually like
still talkative.
Speaker 10 (19:43):
You know what, I just this stuff from previous relationships.
I've just learned to just kind of keep it all
to myself and don't really talk about it that much.
Speaker 7 (19:51):
That's great for the radio. You know what, I do.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Understand that you're both correct.
Speaker 9 (19:57):
You're both correct.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Yeah, I do understand. Yeah, yeah, I understand it. It's
not fun, but you get it. Which yeah, actually, now
that that said, yeah, you can go anytime, you can leave, taking.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Time from morning or after three dates or four dates.
And they're not even holding hands.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
That's like that's crazy, right, you're not holding hands.
Speaker 10 (20:19):
No, just not.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
It's because we asked.
Speaker 10 (20:23):
I mean there's been some relationships where we moved real quick,
and then there's been one where we didn't make it
official for like six months.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
I mean we we who.
Speaker 10 (20:30):
Like we'll be in like exus before previously.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Yeah, do you feel like you're like buddies with this girl, No,
not buddies.
Speaker 10 (20:36):
It's just like this one's just taking a little more time.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
And yeah.
Speaker 7 (20:39):
Also there's a big distance, and I mean same thing
with Cable and Morgan. There was a huge distance like
going back and forth.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Actually that was the main problem is far away we were.
Speaker 7 (20:49):
And then another thing is like what is this the eighties?
Like you're holding hands after the third date, like could
be hands.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
My third day was like the sex day.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
Yeah, that was my hands in public after the third date.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
That.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Have you, guys made out? Have you kissed? Kissed? Yeah,
but not like I mean like made out.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
There's difference like a kiss like you Yeah, this kind
of grows dumb ass.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
They're making it out.
Speaker 10 (21:14):
They just had like a couple of pecks here and
there's no tongue No, not yet what.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Okay, tongue in your mouth?
Speaker 9 (21:21):
Look at him?
Speaker 7 (21:21):
Okay, Sea Bass? Here, Saammy, I see you smiling in
a green with me like holy hands. After the third day, It's.
Speaker 9 (21:28):
Not not at a romantic dinner. You had a football game.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Yeah, true, Yeah, when you're with people unnecessary.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
But when does that stop? Sea Bass? He's mister p
d A.
Speaker 8 (21:35):
First off, the tricks demand at number one, but number
two are like dinners and clubs and stuff.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
But again't that's the third date. Those are like, so you've.
Speaker 9 (21:47):
Been dating for exactly?
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Yeah, exactly, dumb ass Tina, I don't know that name
makes me laugh.
Speaker 10 (21:55):
It just guys, I'm not going to whoever did come
up with that.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Credit that was very free. I mean she doesn't deserve
of it. We don't even I mean menace.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
No, I think Morgan met her, but yeah, we're not
calling her a dumb as you earned the name.
Speaker 9 (22:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Yeah, with that that initial story where he told us
about how he was leasing a truck for like eight
hundred bucks a month with for like one hundred months
something insane?
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Is it for work?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (22:19):
No?
Speaker 7 (22:21):
On them?
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Oh yeah, so you earned your name.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Yeah, she just kind of got it by mistake or
you know, by association. I should say, sucks.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Yeah, hold her hands.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
I mean she should grab her hand and see what
she does.
Speaker 9 (22:36):
She's not going to recoil.
Speaker 10 (22:37):
I mean probably we're supposed to about this weekend again,
so we'll see what happens.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
She's waiting for you to do that.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
It's just a handholding day.
Speaker 9 (22:44):
Maybe she just loves McDonald's burps more.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Yeah, I can smell the onion eight seven or asking
a dumb ass Tyler about his well, I don't call
her a girlfriend because they even right as I said.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Coom morning, what you show?
Speaker 4 (23:07):
What are you saying all that with dumb ass Tyler's girlfriend,
dumb ass Tina about her having a seeing eye dog
and stuff like that?
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Does his wife Jen have a guide dog as well?
Get it? Oh?
Speaker 4 (23:20):
God no, I say that to her all the time
because my wife will go, oh, you're cute I'm like, okay,
you're going back that whole day about how you lie
to dude the same way dude will lie to with
good intention.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
You don't think your wife thinks you're dragged?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Stop it? You know, I think she likes me as
a person. I don't think she I don't think she finds.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Me to get me some of that correct.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Yeah, I think I think the I think she likes
my personality, believe it or not, and that stuff helps
women can see that.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Yeah, exactly, that's well, they're emotional.
Speaker 8 (23:53):
Yeah, they're more emotional fantasizes about certain things like other
people or something or whatever.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Oh yeah, wouldn't you? Yeah, no question.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
No question, question for everyone. Do people still want to
hold hands? They've had three dates, they haven't held hands yet.
Do people still want to hold hands?
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Is that something you even want when you get older?
Or don't you care about that hands? You've never cared?
I think it's fine. My issue with this whole thing,
I want to revisit this holding hands thing. It's not
that they're out of football game and it's the place.
It's that when it was brought up Morgan, were they
lovey dovey? You said no, they weren't even holding hands
or anything. And then Tyler's reaction to that was like
(24:36):
something outrageous got said, like holding hands it's only been
three days, Like you're not oraling after two dates?
Speaker 7 (24:43):
Like what like holding is?
Speaker 3 (24:47):
You don't know?
Speaker 7 (24:47):
It's just I'm not saying you're not hooking up in private? Yeah,
but like public displays of affection. I think that's you're
something that you're said.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
His reaction was, it's only been three dates, Like how
rageous would it be for hands after three dates? We're like,
it's not where you're doing it or the act of
doing it, or do you want to do it? It's the reaction.
It's hell a prude, like wow, like is this the
nineteen twenties? Like you can't hold hands, can't show all
your legs at the beach.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
This one came in my crush and I did the
deed for the very first time we were alone together.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Indeed, is that you're one of your pet peeves?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
You hate that?
Speaker 5 (25:26):
So when did you guys do the d So that
just the phrase praise, I mean I like the sentiment.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
I did the d the first time we were loan together,
and then we went on a couple of first dates
and got together after that. I've been now we've been
married for the past five years and we have a
one year old.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
I get it so reverse one night stand. Yeah, and she.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Says, I had to make sure that I wasn't wasting
my time.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
Like you got to kiss the tires pretty smart.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Yeah, it makes out of the way.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
And that's the thing. I don't know why it can't
go both ways. Like guys say that all the time,
But girls, you want to make sure if that's the
one you're going to be seeing that everything's in working order,
that he knows what to.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Do with it.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Yeah, that's for carfax exactly, car history, the driver history.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
You want. You want to know what's going on. Right.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
The next person we got to get set up on
something is going to be Menji. Yes, Like Menji is
the one that we got to really find like a
lady for I.
Speaker 8 (26:21):
Got a.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Double checking, double checking, get him what he want. I
don't want to say, look, I don't he hasn't been
here that long.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
I don't want to him.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
I know he had a girlfriend, but maybe he's moved on. Yeah,
Greg had a wife at one point.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
I moved on.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Yeah, but he'll be the next on the on the
Woody Show love Connection sweet. Yeah, we'll get Yeah. Look,
we've had pretty good luck.
Speaker 9 (26:42):
Other than Cabo, it's still good luck.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
That was fine.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Yeah, that's Morgan. Morgan's the one was broken. Yeah yeah,
it wasn't common. Yeah, all right, more what.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
The show is coming up? Eight seven seven
Speaker 4 (26:58):
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