November 7, 2025 • 19 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Breaking news. Greg Gory had to take a major out
at work.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Not since the Fall of Rome has there been this
much devastation death.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Woody, Woody, Woody.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
And now back to the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Well, you know, I think all together we can just
get through the Friday and into the weekend.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Yeah, yeah, like we can.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
We were just talking about how, man, this is just
felt like the longest weekly.
Speaker 6 (00:28):
Yeah, Morgan and I before the show, we're talking about,
how is the quickest.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Really for me?
Speaker 5 (00:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, Regan, Gina and I were all talking to today.
It's like three weeks in one.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah, for me, it's weird.
Speaker 7 (00:39):
I don't think it was a slow week, but last
Saturday night it feels like three months ago. Yeah, although
the week didn't really drag, but the weekend seems so long.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Ageah, so that makes me, well, I think part of
it is all week long. I think the earliest I've
gotten home so I leave, I leave the house around
you know, to fifteen two thirty, Right, I don't walk
back my door until five thirty six.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
O'clock at night.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
That'll do it.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
So it's just been these just never ending long ass days.
Is a doctor, No, I'm just an idiots.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
You would think it's been non but hey, this weekend
pretty low key.
Speaker 7 (01:14):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Hope you guys got something cool planned. Hit us up
on the.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Text Friday check in over to two two nine eight seven.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Have some of the trending news headlines coming up. But
Ladies and Gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Medaces and it's time.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
For menaces late night monologue. Week in review, Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Gee.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
This minute?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Well what a week?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
What a week?
Speaker 6 (01:46):
Where do we even start the government's shutdown is still
going on, and the big idea is let's cut air
travel by ten percent. Well, Shanley said, look, some of
your fat asses need to stay home anyways. Jeez, that's
her words, not mine, just saying I don't claim to
take credit for that.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
One great gory.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Got accosted by cockroach this week. Crap, did I say broach?
I I meg cock You know like likes?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
You know you got.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Your neighborhoods pretty hot?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, damn it?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
No, seriously, are you Are you really afraid of buds?
Speaker 7 (02:25):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (02:25):
God?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:25):
Yeah, because Seafat has a bug up his butt daily
and he seems fine. Hens All right, Bitcoin crashed a
little bit this week, and there goes my retirement. I
should go back to my first plan of sucking roaches
for money.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Oh wait a minute, did I say roaches again?
Speaker 6 (02:48):
Damn it?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Shot yet to get picked up by a network's bugging
out right now?
Speaker 6 (02:54):
All right, So some Reese's monkeys got loose, and my
fat ass keeps on thinking about chocolate the whole time.
And don't get me wrong, I love monkeys, but but
inside of a monkey doesn't taste as good.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
You know.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
It tastes like eights, tastes like aids. All right, that's
what they say.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Where was that was?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (03:19):
It tastes like alright, Antonio Brown got arrested and booked
on attempted murder charges this week.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Aaron Hernandez is still dead, and Tom Brady cloned his dog.
So there's your sports report.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Like that.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
But one thing I'm holding out for is for Bill
Belichick to drop the only fans already you know, talk
about deflated balls, you know, hashtag so high, so hot.
There's been a lot of talk about an alien ship
flying pass Earth, and I hope they bring treats like
(03:55):
moon pies, rocket pops and my favorite ainal and tennin nugget?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Have you had that.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
I mean, they're kind of crappy, but somehow out of
this world.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
All but.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Elon Musk was approved to get a trillion dollars by Tessa,
and he also says our minds could be downloaded into
a robot one day, and I can't wait to have
a robot body. It's like, check out my hard drive
as I dropped megabytes in this chick's mainframe.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Me there a dog that's a hard drive.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
But think but think about the children, you know. It's like,
what's life going to be like for them?
Speaker 6 (04:39):
I don't know, I don't care, but they better charge
me or we get a bish lap with my robot hand.
Speaker 9 (04:45):
Whoa.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 7 (04:49):
All Right?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I like to you know what I'm saying. I like it.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I like it now the now.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
The new hot thing for parents is to let their
married kids live in their garage to save money for
a house.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
So it's not just the car getting their oil checks.
You know what I'm saying. It's like move out in
struggle like the rest of us.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
All right.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
A trailer for Michael Jackson's Bile Pig got released and
I don't know about you, but I'm waiting for the
sequel called Michael Jackson, the boy that cried Duck butter
who in the third ones in the third one nice
shoes one f Anyways, we have a great show for you.
(05:35):
The Wrizzler is here really the band Toto? Oh okay, yeah,
and that.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Is your weekend review.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Are you feel me feel after your show?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
When the audience is filing out, you can set them
through the gift shop and you can have you feel mers.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
And mugs and underwear, all the merchant stuff. Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
That was good.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
But I think that was one of your your better rounds. Yeah,
like ade, he must have gotten an extra sleep. Although
you can't please everybody. Three two six, Gosh, this is
so horrible, it's not even funny. Why don't we let
this retard have his own solid.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
That's the same that's the same person that texts every
time with my monologue.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Thank you for listening to Hey, make sure you stop
by the gift shop and get your feeling Me T shirt.
Feel Me to the Woodie Show and moving right along
here for you, we got today's dumb ass contest and
today's dumbass contest is the du Q.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
That's right review IQ.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Eight seven seven four Woodie, if you'd like to be
our contestant, Sea bask is playing the game to everybody please.
Speaker 10 (06:47):
The game is I ask a drunk person easy trivia
questions and you guess whether they get the answer correct.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
So you don't need to know the answer. I mean
you already know the answer. You'd be like, well, what
the hell am I doing this for?
Speaker 10 (06:58):
You're guessing whether the drunk person and knows the answer,
and if you do that correctly twice out of three times,
you win.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
All right, and let's get our contest on the phone.
We'll have Menace and Sammy guests. They are stone cold sober.
Who do we go here?
Speaker 7 (07:10):
Sammy?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
What do you think? I think we should go to
line too?
Speaker 8 (07:13):
On his?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Nick? Hey, good morning Nick?
Speaker 7 (07:16):
Nick?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
All right? So we're gonna play the duy Q? Are
you ready to win something? I hope so? Oh yeah.
It's not very often that somebody doesn't win.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
It's no worthy generous.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I mean, I have my strategy. We'll see how you do.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Now, Nick, Before we get to the questions that matter,
we're gonna get to know this drunk a little bit better?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
See how with it or not with it? They are SeaBASS?
Who is this?
Speaker 10 (07:38):
This is Joseph and he's gonna try to tell us
how many drinks he has to see if you believe him?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
All right, what have you had to drink this evening?
For this evening?
Speaker 11 (07:46):
I have currently had a long Honesty along with a
Jack and Morgan.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Just those two drinks.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Wow, that seems like very little drink. Because you're a
big dude. You can handle your liquor, right.
Speaker 11 (07:59):
I've had car only previously before. However, once they hit
the strip, it's been a continuously different story.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Oh what has that story been about?
Speaker 11 (08:08):
That story has been continuously regarding you know, a couple
of single women. However, everything else has been available.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
What was the little kid who was like the fair
apparently really fast, aparently apparently jacket, which that's you know
you can't have that, I guess sure. If you get
the right long island, it hits the slap slap litting fire.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
No like, if you get to heavy pour on a
long island, you can get messed up. That's that's followed
by that drink as well.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
And if you didn't eat that much that day? Yeah,
he ate a lot. I'm sure all right.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
So anyway, that is that's Joseph, and we're going into
the questions here.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Question number one for the d u i Q.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
How many days are there in a leap year?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
All right? How many days are there in a leap year?
Will Joseph know it?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I'll say for Joseph no, it's always the safe bet, especially.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Early on, and then Menace will not. Sammy will. Do
you think they'll know that we're in a leap year
right now?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Wink?
Speaker 7 (09:19):
No, wonder.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I'm gonna say.
Speaker 8 (09:21):
I'm gonna go crazy and say Joseph will and Sammy
and Menace won't.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
Ah, Babe, I'm gonna go crazy er and go triple yes, ripley.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I know, all right, Greg for dementia, Yeah, all right, Hi, Menace, Sammy,
do you think that Joseph will get it?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
No? No, Nick, what do you say?
Speaker 7 (09:43):
No?
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Definitely?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Definitely though, all right? Question number one for the du IQ.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
How many days are there in a leap year?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Menace? Three hundred and sixty six, Sammy, three hundred and
sixty six.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
There are three hundred and sixty six so far days. Yeah,
all right, will Joseph get it right?
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Let's find out.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
How many days are there in a leap year.
Speaker 11 (10:10):
To three hundred and sixty five? No, however, I apologize
this three hundred and sixty four, you know, I apologize
for the inconvenienced. However, it is about two years separate
from the year that's evolved.
Speaker 8 (10:25):
Oh wow, all right, I thought you guys were gonna
get it wrong because I thought you were going to
say how many are in a month?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Elite month?
Speaker 8 (10:34):
I thought that was going to trip you out.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Okay, Nick, you were on the board. You've got yourself
a point. You're in good shape.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Here on the duy Q, we got the question number two.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
In a solar eclipse? What is blocking?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
What?
Speaker 6 (10:50):
All right?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
In a solar eclipse? What is blocking?
Speaker 6 (10:54):
What?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
I will say? Ye, man, it's so easy.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I'll start.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I'll start with a triple no. Didn't go triple no.
I think somebody will get you.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Joseph, Joseph, No, Sammy, no, God, Menace.
Speaker 8 (11:18):
Yes, I think Sammy and Menace yes, and Joseph No.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
All right, Sammy and Menace. Do you think that Joseph
gets this? All right? Nick, what do you say?
Speaker 6 (11:29):
I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I'm gonna say yes because you know it's pretty close.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yes, all right.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Question number two for the d u i Q and
a solar eclipse.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
What is blocking?
Speaker 6 (11:40):
What?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Sammy?
Speaker 4 (11:42):
The Moon blocks the sun?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Menace? The moon blocks the sun?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Really?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
The Moon blocks the Sun. Now that's if you're on Earth,
because if you're on the Sun, nothing's blocking in.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Just about the last history.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah, all right, Uh they've both got it right. You
guys are killing it so far today. Now if Joseph
doesn't get this right, I know if he, Nick said,
you said you said you would.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Get it right.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I just want to clarify, yes, you said yes, right, okay,
so you think even Joseph will get this right.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
And if that is the case, you'll be the winner
of the d u y Q and.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
The solar eclipse. What is blocking?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
What they're coming?
Speaker 7 (12:26):
Complete?
Speaker 11 (12:27):
It clicks clicks revolves are on the Sun converting over
the phone over the moon.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
So the Sun blocks the moon?
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Drunk? Correct?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I do it's fun? Just to be clear that clips
over the phone.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah, it can?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
It clicks, plis and apples, yes, yes, all right, all right, Nick.
That's why we have the third question. It's a make
or break. Question number three for the d U i Q.
What type of teeth are wisdom teeth?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
All right?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
What type of teeth are wisdom teeth? We'll start with
Gina grab this time.
Speaker 8 (13:18):
Well that's a weird question. What type of teeth or
wisdom teeth? Okay, I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Triple no, triple no, Greg Gory.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
Yes to Sammy, No to menace, and absolutely no to Joseph.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
All right, after the applex yep, the applex, Uh, I
will say hmm, I will say Joseph no, menace and
Sammy yes, okay, all yeah. I mean they are really
showing me something today, and I'm curious why that's a
weird question. Okay, we'll go do the end menace and Sammy?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Do you think that Joseph will know it? All right? Nick,
what do you say?
Speaker 9 (14:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Dog?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Alright?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Question number three d u i Q.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
What type of teeth are wisdom teeth?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Menace? Molars? Sammy?
Speaker 9 (14:20):
Molars?
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Look at this.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I think that's what he's going for, right, you could
say adult teeth. I guess molars. That's the answer that
we're looking for.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Is the question weird?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 8 (14:29):
Yeah, I don't know it just hit me weird, Like
what do you mean, like what kind of teeth or
wisdom teeth?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Like we're kinds of teeth the teeth.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I just it wasn't bone. Yeah, I'm glad. I would
think you would know. Just buy wisdom teeth. They were
talking about humans. They got it. Yeah, they nailed it.
They swept it.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Wow, that was a really good job, totally clips with
the heart alight, Nick, good one. You say that he
won't get it. That's what we're pulling for, pulling from
the mess up. You'll be the winner on the d
u y Q.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
What type of teeth are wisdom teeth?
Speaker 11 (15:05):
The back wisdom teeth? Out of all that recalled the remains.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Of the move right, But what do they also call
this them?
Speaker 11 (15:17):
I'm not gonna lie. You're gonna have to tell me. Manchego, manchego.
See now that's news to me.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
That's news to me.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Did you want the winner on the d u y Q.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
The drunk filibuster, Well that's such as.
Speaker 11 (15:39):
That is news to me.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
That is news to him.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
All right, Well, Nick, congratulations big today, my friend, dude,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Hang on one second. We we'll get all of your information.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah, I think he attempted to slow himself down because
he was trying to give it.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, he was trying to give it his best shot.
Speaker 8 (16:04):
To give himself more time to clips converts to the phone.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah, I keep talking right, and so we'll come out eventually, eventually.
I never did. Yeah, I thought I had that clip
pulled on the kid. Yeah, I love that kid.
Speaker 7 (16:18):
It's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
It's like how menace at allegedly for a while, allegedly purposes.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Allegedly What did you think about the right that song?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Why?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Why is that all weird?
Speaker 5 (16:34):
It's back in the old days, we only had one
channel of audio.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I had it when you have to click on the
the thing. We want to watch your videos, so let's
hear the audio like stupid TikTok as Why.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
I've never really wized television before.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
But probably sometimes I don't watch the I don't watch
the news because.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
I'm a kid.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Probably every time grandfather gives me your romont after we
watched the power.
Speaker 9 (17:04):
Ball power ball, because you know whatever, what have you
had to drink this evening?
Speaker 11 (17:17):
This evening, I have currently had a long honesty along
with a Jack and Morgan.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Just those two drinks.
Speaker 11 (17:26):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Wow, that seems like very little drink. Because you're a
big dude. You can handle your liquor, right.
Speaker 11 (17:31):
I've had currently previously before. However, once I hit the strip,
it's been a continuously different story.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Oh what has that story been about?
Speaker 11 (17:40):
That story has been continuously regarding you know, a couple
of single women. However, everything else has been available.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
As much as Yeah, continuously America currently.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
It was great Probaly television before.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
I've never been on my television before.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Apparently now, Greg, you said you kind.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Of got baby fever.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
I did hearing it over Halloween. Oh I did.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Every once in a while, Greg gets that I got.
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Mega baby fever on Halloween. I had regrets, and I thought,
too old I could. I saw so many like the
stores in this one neighborhood had the where you could
go to the store to get your candy. And I
guess it was like a set time whatever, four to
six pm or whatever. There were so many kids. They
were so cute. So this one kid dressed as Yoda
(18:37):
and he was just so shy and quiet and adorable,
and I thought, oh man, I made a mistake not
having a kid such baby.
Speaker 8 (18:47):
Fee but you can't guarantee you're gonna get one of
those good, shy, quiet ones.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Best so cute. Didn't get that lucky Yeah kid, I
don't know, I don't know age.
Speaker 7 (18:56):
He was probably like four or five.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Oh, I can't I have a kid. You can co parent, Greg.
I could just keep trying to have a kid, Greg.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
I know it just doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Don't let your swirl dreams, Doe.
Speaker 7 (19:08):
We've tried and it's just not working.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Eight seventy seven forty four.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Woody hit us up with the text Friday check in
over to two two nine eight seven.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
The show will be right back
Breaking news. Greg Gory had to take a major out
at work.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Not since the Fall of Rome has there been this
much devastation death.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Woody, Woody, Woody.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
And now back to the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Well, you know, I think all together we can just
get through the Friday and into the weekend.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Yeah, yeah, like we can.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
We were just talking about how, man, this is just
felt like the longest weekly.
Speaker 6 (00:28):
Yeah, Morgan and I before the show, we're talking about,
how is the quickest.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Really for me?
Speaker 5 (00:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, Regan, Gina and I were all talking to today.
It's like three weeks in one.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah, for me, it's weird.
Speaker 7 (00:39):
I don't think it was a slow week, but last
Saturday night it feels like three months ago. Yeah, although
the week didn't really drag, but the weekend seems so long.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Ageah, so that makes me, well, I think part of
it is all week long. I think the earliest I've
gotten home so I leave, I leave the house around
you know, to fifteen two thirty, Right, I don't walk
back my door until five thirty six.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
O'clock at night.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
That'll do it.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
So it's just been these just never ending long ass days.
Is a doctor, No, I'm just an idiots.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
You would think it's been non but hey, this weekend
pretty low key.
Speaker 7 (01:14):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Hope you guys got something cool planned. Hit us up
on the.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Text Friday check in over to two two nine eight seven.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Have some of the trending news headlines coming up. But
Ladies and Gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Medaces and it's time.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
For menaces late night monologue. Week in review, Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Gee.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
This minute?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Well what a week?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
What a week?
Speaker 6 (01:46):
Where do we even start the government's shutdown is still
going on, and the big idea is let's cut air
travel by ten percent. Well, Shanley said, look, some of
your fat asses need to stay home anyways. Jeez, that's
her words, not mine, just saying I don't claim to
take credit for that.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
One great gory.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Got accosted by cockroach this week. Crap, did I say broach?
I I meg cock You know like likes?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
You know you got.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Your neighborhoods pretty hot?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, damn it?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
No, seriously, are you Are you really afraid of buds?
Speaker 7 (02:25):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (02:25):
God?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:25):
Yeah, because Seafat has a bug up his butt daily
and he seems fine. Hens All right, Bitcoin crashed a
little bit this week, and there goes my retirement. I
should go back to my first plan of sucking roaches
for money.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Oh wait a minute, did I say roaches again?
Speaker 6 (02:48):
Damn it?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Shot yet to get picked up by a network's bugging
out right now?
Speaker 6 (02:54):
All right, So some Reese's monkeys got loose, and my
fat ass keeps on thinking about chocolate the whole time.
And don't get me wrong, I love monkeys, but but
inside of a monkey doesn't taste as good.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
You know.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
It tastes like eights, tastes like aids. All right, that's
what they say.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Where was that was?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (03:19):
It tastes like alright, Antonio Brown got arrested and booked
on attempted murder charges this week.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Aaron Hernandez is still dead, and Tom Brady cloned his dog.
So there's your sports report.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Like that.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
But one thing I'm holding out for is for Bill
Belichick to drop the only fans already you know, talk
about deflated balls, you know, hashtag so high, so hot.
There's been a lot of talk about an alien ship
flying pass Earth, and I hope they bring treats like
(03:55):
moon pies, rocket pops and my favorite ainal and tennin nugget?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Have you had that.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
I mean, they're kind of crappy, but somehow out of
this world.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
All but.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Elon Musk was approved to get a trillion dollars by Tessa,
and he also says our minds could be downloaded into
a robot one day, and I can't wait to have
a robot body. It's like, check out my hard drive
as I dropped megabytes in this chick's mainframe.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Me there a dog that's a hard drive.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
But think but think about the children, you know. It's like,
what's life going to be like for them?
Speaker 6 (04:39):
I don't know, I don't care, but they better charge
me or we get a bish lap with my robot hand.
Speaker 9 (04:45):
Whoa.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 7 (04:49):
All Right?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I like to you know what I'm saying. I like it.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I like it now the now.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
The new hot thing for parents is to let their
married kids live in their garage to save money for
a house.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
So it's not just the car getting their oil checks.
You know what I'm saying. It's like move out in
struggle like the rest of us.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
All right.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
A trailer for Michael Jackson's Bile Pig got released and
I don't know about you, but I'm waiting for the
sequel called Michael Jackson, the boy that cried Duck butter
who in the third ones in the third one nice
shoes one f Anyways, we have a great show for you.
(05:35):
The Wrizzler is here really the band Toto? Oh okay, yeah,
and that.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Is your weekend review.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Are you feel me feel after your show?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
When the audience is filing out, you can set them
through the gift shop and you can have you feel mers.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
And mugs and underwear, all the merchant stuff. Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
That was good.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
But I think that was one of your your better rounds. Yeah,
like ade, he must have gotten an extra sleep. Although
you can't please everybody. Three two six, Gosh, this is
so horrible, it's not even funny. Why don't we let
this retard have his own solid.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
That's the same that's the same person that texts every
time with my monologue.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Thank you for listening to Hey, make sure you stop
by the gift shop and get your feeling Me T shirt.
Feel Me to the Woodie Show and moving right along
here for you, we got today's dumb ass contest and
today's dumbass contest is the du Q.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
That's right review IQ.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Eight seven seven four Woodie, if you'd like to be
our contestant, Sea bask is playing the game to everybody please.
Speaker 10 (06:47):
The game is I ask a drunk person easy trivia
questions and you guess whether they get the answer correct.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
So you don't need to know the answer. I mean
you already know the answer. You'd be like, well, what
the hell am I doing this for?
Speaker 10 (06:58):
You're guessing whether the drunk person and knows the answer,
and if you do that correctly twice out of three times,
you win.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
All right, and let's get our contest on the phone.
We'll have Menace and Sammy guests. They are stone cold sober.
Who do we go here?
Speaker 7 (07:10):
Sammy?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
What do you think? I think we should go to
line too?
Speaker 8 (07:13):
On his?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Nick? Hey, good morning Nick?
Speaker 7 (07:16):
Nick?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
All right? So we're gonna play the duy Q? Are
you ready to win something? I hope so? Oh yeah.
It's not very often that somebody doesn't win.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
It's no worthy generous.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I mean, I have my strategy. We'll see how you do.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Now, Nick, Before we get to the questions that matter,
we're gonna get to know this drunk a little bit better?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
See how with it or not with it? They are SeaBASS?
Who is this?
Speaker 10 (07:38):
This is Joseph and he's gonna try to tell us
how many drinks he has to see if you believe him?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
All right, what have you had to drink this evening?
For this evening?
Speaker 11 (07:46):
I have currently had a long Honesty along with a
Jack and Morgan.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Just those two drinks.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Wow, that seems like very little drink. Because you're a
big dude. You can handle your liquor, right.
Speaker 11 (07:59):
I've had car only previously before. However, once they hit
the strip, it's been a continuously different story.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Oh what has that story been about?
Speaker 11 (08:08):
That story has been continuously regarding you know, a couple
of single women. However, everything else has been available.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
What was the little kid who was like the fair
apparently really fast, aparently apparently jacket, which that's you know
you can't have that, I guess sure. If you get
the right long island, it hits the slap slap litting fire.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
No like, if you get to heavy pour on a
long island, you can get messed up. That's that's followed
by that drink as well.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
And if you didn't eat that much that day? Yeah,
he ate a lot. I'm sure all right.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
So anyway, that is that's Joseph, and we're going into
the questions here.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Question number one for the d u i Q.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
How many days are there in a leap year?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
All right? How many days are there in a leap year?
Will Joseph know it?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I'll say for Joseph no, it's always the safe bet, especially.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Early on, and then Menace will not. Sammy will. Do
you think they'll know that we're in a leap year
right now?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Wink?
Speaker 7 (09:19):
No, wonder.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I'm gonna say.
Speaker 8 (09:21):
I'm gonna go crazy and say Joseph will and Sammy
and Menace won't.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
Ah, Babe, I'm gonna go crazy er and go triple yes, ripley.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I know, all right, Greg for dementia, Yeah, all right, Hi, Menace, Sammy,
do you think that Joseph will get it?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
No? No, Nick, what do you say?
Speaker 7 (09:43):
No?
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Definitely?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Definitely though, all right? Question number one for the du IQ.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
How many days are there in a leap year?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Menace? Three hundred and sixty six, Sammy, three hundred and
sixty six.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
There are three hundred and sixty six so far days. Yeah,
all right, will Joseph get it right?
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Let's find out.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
How many days are there in a leap year.
Speaker 11 (10:10):
To three hundred and sixty five? No, however, I apologize
this three hundred and sixty four, you know, I apologize
for the inconvenienced. However, it is about two years separate
from the year that's evolved.
Speaker 8 (10:25):
Oh wow, all right, I thought you guys were gonna
get it wrong because I thought you were going to
say how many are in a month?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Elite month?
Speaker 8 (10:34):
I thought that was going to trip you out.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Okay, Nick, you were on the board. You've got yourself
a point. You're in good shape.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Here on the duy Q, we got the question number two.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
In a solar eclipse? What is blocking?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
What?
Speaker 6 (10:50):
All right?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
In a solar eclipse? What is blocking?
Speaker 6 (10:54):
What?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
I will say? Ye, man, it's so easy.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I'll start.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I'll start with a triple no. Didn't go triple no.
I think somebody will get you.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Joseph, Joseph, No, Sammy, no, God, Menace.
Speaker 8 (11:18):
Yes, I think Sammy and Menace yes, and Joseph No.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
All right, Sammy and Menace. Do you think that Joseph
gets this? All right? Nick, what do you say?
Speaker 6 (11:29):
I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I'm gonna say yes because you know it's pretty close.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yes, all right.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Question number two for the d u i Q and
a solar eclipse.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
What is blocking?
Speaker 6 (11:40):
What?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Sammy?
Speaker 4 (11:42):
The Moon blocks the sun?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Menace? The moon blocks the sun?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Really?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
The Moon blocks the Sun. Now that's if you're on Earth,
because if you're on the Sun, nothing's blocking in.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Just about the last history.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah, all right, Uh they've both got it right. You
guys are killing it so far today. Now if Joseph
doesn't get this right, I know if he, Nick said,
you said you said you would.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Get it right.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I just want to clarify, yes, you said yes, right, okay,
so you think even Joseph will get this right.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
And if that is the case, you'll be the winner
of the d u y Q and.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
The solar eclipse. What is blocking?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
What they're coming?
Speaker 7 (12:26):
Complete?
Speaker 11 (12:27):
It clicks clicks revolves are on the Sun converting over
the phone over the moon.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
So the Sun blocks the moon?
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Drunk? Correct?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I do it's fun? Just to be clear that clips
over the phone.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah, it can?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
It clicks, plis and apples, yes, yes, all right, all right, Nick.
That's why we have the third question. It's a make
or break. Question number three for the d U i Q.
What type of teeth are wisdom teeth?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
All right?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
What type of teeth are wisdom teeth? We'll start with
Gina grab this time.
Speaker 8 (13:18):
Well that's a weird question. What type of teeth or
wisdom teeth? Okay, I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Triple no, triple no, Greg Gory.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
Yes to Sammy, No to menace, and absolutely no to Joseph.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
All right, after the applex yep, the applex, Uh, I
will say hmm, I will say Joseph no, menace and
Sammy yes, okay, all yeah. I mean they are really
showing me something today, and I'm curious why that's a
weird question. Okay, we'll go do the end menace and Sammy?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Do you think that Joseph will know it? All right? Nick,
what do you say?
Speaker 9 (14:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Dog?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Alright?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Question number three d u i Q.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
What type of teeth are wisdom teeth?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Menace? Molars? Sammy?
Speaker 9 (14:20):
Molars?
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Look at this.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I think that's what he's going for, right, you could
say adult teeth. I guess molars. That's the answer that
we're looking for.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Is the question weird?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 8 (14:29):
Yeah, I don't know it just hit me weird, Like
what do you mean, like what kind of teeth or
wisdom teeth?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Like we're kinds of teeth the teeth.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I just it wasn't bone. Yeah, I'm glad. I would
think you would know. Just buy wisdom teeth. They were
talking about humans. They got it. Yeah, they nailed it.
They swept it.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Wow, that was a really good job, totally clips with
the heart alight, Nick, good one. You say that he
won't get it. That's what we're pulling for, pulling from
the mess up. You'll be the winner on the d
u y Q.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
What type of teeth are wisdom teeth?
Speaker 11 (15:05):
The back wisdom teeth? Out of all that recalled the remains.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Of the move right, But what do they also call
this them?
Speaker 11 (15:17):
I'm not gonna lie. You're gonna have to tell me. Manchego, manchego.
See now that's news to me.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
That's news to me.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Did you want the winner on the d u y Q.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
The drunk filibuster, Well that's such as.
Speaker 11 (15:39):
That is news to me.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
That is news to him.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
All right, Well, Nick, congratulations big today, my friend, dude,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Hang on one second. We we'll get all of your information.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah, I think he attempted to slow himself down because
he was trying to give it.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, he was trying to give it his best shot.
Speaker 8 (16:04):
To give himself more time to clips converts to the phone.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah, I keep talking right, and so we'll come out eventually, eventually.
I never did. Yeah, I thought I had that clip
pulled on the kid. Yeah, I love that kid.
Speaker 7 (16:18):
It's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
It's like how menace at allegedly for a while, allegedly purposes.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Allegedly What did you think about the right that song?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Why?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Why is that all weird?
Speaker 5 (16:34):
It's back in the old days, we only had one
channel of audio.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I had it when you have to click on the
the thing. We want to watch your videos, so let's
hear the audio like stupid TikTok as Why.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
I've never really wized television before.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
But probably sometimes I don't watch the I don't watch
the news because.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
I'm a kid.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Probably every time grandfather gives me your romont after we
watched the power.
Speaker 9 (17:04):
Ball power ball, because you know whatever, what have you
had to drink this evening?
Speaker 11 (17:17):
This evening, I have currently had a long honesty along
with a Jack and Morgan.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Just those two drinks.
Speaker 11 (17:26):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Wow, that seems like very little drink. Because you're a
big dude. You can handle your liquor, right.
Speaker 11 (17:31):
I've had currently previously before. However, once I hit the strip,
it's been a continuously different story.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Oh what has that story been about?
Speaker 11 (17:40):
That story has been continuously regarding you know, a couple
of single women. However, everything else has been available.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
As much as Yeah, continuously America currently.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
It was great Probaly television before.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
I've never been on my television before.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Apparently now, Greg, you said you kind.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Of got baby fever.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
I did hearing it over Halloween. Oh I did.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Every once in a while, Greg gets that I got.
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Mega baby fever on Halloween. I had regrets, and I thought,
too old I could. I saw so many like the
stores in this one neighborhood had the where you could
go to the store to get your candy. And I
guess it was like a set time whatever, four to
six pm or whatever. There were so many kids. They
were so cute. So this one kid dressed as Yoda
(18:37):
and he was just so shy and quiet and adorable,
and I thought, oh man, I made a mistake not
having a kid such baby.
Speaker 8 (18:47):
Fee but you can't guarantee you're gonna get one of
those good, shy, quiet ones.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Best so cute. Didn't get that lucky Yeah kid, I
don't know, I don't know age.
Speaker 7 (18:56):
He was probably like four or five.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Oh, I can't I have a kid. You can co parent, Greg.
I could just keep trying to have a kid, Greg.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
I know it just doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Don't let your swirl dreams, Doe.
Speaker 7 (19:08):
We've tried and it's just not working.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Eight seventy seven forty four.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Woody hit us up with the text Friday check in
over to two two nine eight seven.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
The show will be right back
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