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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Biz are phenomenon.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Well, because I've been that drunk. Oh yeah, I've barned
dumpsters dumpster hell yeah, bro.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
And there's times I wake up and I don't remember
getting back to my room. I don't remember how I
got drowned.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Bat And now back to the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Yeah you are shea.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
It's time for a dumb ass contest.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
This is I think of all the things that we
do on the show, my wife hates ninety eight ninety
eight point of them.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
But boy does she love this. Excuse me still bucking up.
The cookies that Tyler's mom made are so good. Sam,
It's like, oh, I haven't had one yet. I'm like,
I haven't had one either. I've had seven.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, so good.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Love it when I burth taste good.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yeah, then you can re swallow it anyway. Time for
today's dumbass contest, which is fast Shick.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Fat Check or Skinning Chick, Fat Chick, Skinny Chicks. So
we have a volunteer.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
It was offered to answer some questions and uh, and
then we're gonna we're gonna listen to the answers. Then
we're gonna try to make a guess and educate a
guess if we have a fat check or a skinny
chick on the line.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
And just to be clear, is this somebody we forced
to do this?
Speaker 7 (01:22):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
No, that's why I said, it's a it's a volunteer.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
I want to double checker.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Yeah, no, it's it's it's just a it's just a
volunteer situation.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
And we have let's see Emily. Good morning, Emily, Hey,
good morning, how are you hi?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Yeah, so you heard us play this game, because that's
typically when we say, hey, if you want to be
a volunteer for a future round, So you heard us
playing this game, and then you decided to call in
and uh and and volunteer yourself, right, absolutely, Okay, No,
no one's got a gun to your head or anything
about participating this game.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
No, okay, cool, all right, We just we just want
to clarify for the dumb dumbs out out there.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
All we asked that you give it exactly right. All
we asked that you give us some.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Honest answers and then uh, and then we have whatever
picture you sent over to Morgan. Morgan is the only
one who knows, by the way, what the answer is
here is, Well, we have it. We have a picture.
It's on a piece of paper, it's all folded up,
and then we'll open up at the end of the game.
And who wants to give the first question?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Well, I'm gonna tell you right now.
Speaker 8 (02:22):
I'm already locked in, but I'll play along anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Write it down, Write it down on a piece of
paper and fold it up.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Okay, all right, yeah, right, write your guest, what.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Was the last big accessory you bought?
Speaker 9 (02:38):
Thinking like, you know, a popcorn tin and a stupid
movie theater, or you know, a Starbucks New Bear drink
folder or hell a Boo boo or anything like that.
What's the less big accessory or silly accessory you bought?
Speaker 10 (02:52):
Yes, on the popcorn tin, but probably some jewelry for sure.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Okay, but right now, bucket, tim whatever, what kind you get.
Speaker 10 (03:03):
It's whatever they gave us for free. I think we
saw some I'm trying to think some big movie and
they gave us a promo.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
It was a free one. And the Marvel Yeah, okay,
you did go to a Marvel movie on purpose in
the theater? Okay, of course.
Speaker 10 (03:16):
Yeah, I'm addicted to those.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I was going to ask her, no kids.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, I was gonna ask if you're a fan of sci.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Fi, absolutely what's your favorite sci fi movie?
Speaker 10 (03:29):
Ooh, that's a good one. Well, last night I just
watched Miss Peregreen School for Peculiar Kids. That was pretty
bum Okay, so I'm going to say that right now,
but I actually love anything by Tim Burton or something.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
You know.
Speaker 11 (03:44):
Sammy had a question a long time ago that has
really stuck with me that I love.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Do you own any kimonos?
Speaker 10 (03:51):
That's funny. You should say that we own a bunch
of lizards.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
I would think it like those varying robes and stuff.
Speaker 11 (04:01):
Yeah, Komodo like a kid road, not a Komodo dragon.
Speaker 10 (04:05):
I wish I could, but no, But we have like
bearded lizards, geckos. We bought something we thought it.
Speaker 9 (04:13):
Was the.
Speaker 7 (04:16):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
You need to bring us some bugs in play bugs.
I love bugs.
Speaker 10 (04:22):
Yes, I have a taxi durmy collection.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
This is my fastest round ever. All right, you said
you have kids.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Are you married?
Speaker 10 (04:34):
Yes? How long you've been married with him for twenty
four years?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
And married like twelve okay, but together twenty four years? Okay?
How old are your kids?
Speaker 10 (04:46):
Fourteen and ten?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Fourteen?
Speaker 9 (04:48):
Ten?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Did you play any sports in high.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
School, I think, so, yeah, did you play.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Sports in high school?
Speaker 8 (04:57):
Well?
Speaker 10 (04:57):
Yeah, I mean I mean I was a cheerleader.
Speaker 9 (04:59):
Yeah, interesting, that's a sport. Do you give passes to
people who?
Speaker 10 (05:04):
People?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Kids like? Our kids allowed to have like dragons and turns?
Speaker 7 (05:08):
I mean kids.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
If I was a parent, I wouldn't allow it.
Speaker 10 (05:13):
Kids snakes because you know, like they eat meat and
that's kind of sad than that, you know, everything is good?
Do you My favorite are tarantulas? That's my favorite?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Do you typically?
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I mean, I know those different case for different things,
but on average, do you say that you tuck your
shirts in or where I'm untuckeduck?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Do you now or have you ever had facial piercings?
Speaker 7 (05:36):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Please? Do you have any tattoos? Y? Yeah, she's a
lizard person in your opinion? What's the dumbest tattoo you have?
Speaker 10 (05:47):
Maybe one on my arm because it was like the
nineties sort of you know, I.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Remember the ones that go around your arm like a
tribal band.
Speaker 10 (05:55):
It's not like, yeah it's it's a butterfly, but it
looks it's just stupid.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Beer or wine both both, So if you had to
pick one, I'm thirsty. What one beer or wine?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
If you had to pick one wine, wine, wine or
weed m wine?
Speaker 6 (06:15):
What's your favorite fast food place? All nice?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Do you have long hair or short hair?
Speaker 7 (06:22):
Long?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Have you ever worn it in pigtails?
Speaker 10 (06:28):
No?
Speaker 11 (06:29):
Is your hair color a quote unquote normal natural color?
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Is it like dyed? A crazy color?
Speaker 10 (06:35):
Bright red?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Bright red, bright red color? Color color like Wendy's.
Speaker 10 (06:44):
Did it?
Speaker 5 (06:45):
So?
Speaker 10 (06:45):
It's pretty bright right now, but then it fades to
like a copper penny.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
What do you what do you do for a living?
Speaker 10 (06:50):
Teacher?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Teacher? You mean hero?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
How? What?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
What?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
What grade?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Or what level?
Speaker 10 (07:00):
School?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
God?
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Bless?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Do you like roller coasters?
Speaker 10 (07:04):
Love?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Have you ever been denied entry?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Maybe she has a Caesar question? Do you drink regular
soda or diet soda?
Speaker 10 (07:16):
All? But since I drink lots and lots and lots
of soda diet back, My students bring me diet cokes
all the time, like.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
That's that's the deal.
Speaker 10 (07:24):
They get door dash, they have to get me a
diet coke?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Al right, so side side side question, do you prefer
actual diet coke or are you cool with the coke
zero like medicine?
Speaker 10 (07:33):
I don't really love the cokes there I was raised
with diet coke. Fact, I had all silver teeth as
a kid because my parents put coke in my my bottle.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, that's awesome. That's awesome.
Speaker 9 (07:46):
Another side questions your kids get door dash at school?
Speaker 10 (07:50):
They do?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Go back to the bottle.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
There's so many questions.
Speaker 11 (07:56):
Yeah, did you give your kids coke and a bottle
like when they were babies?
Speaker 10 (08:00):
Only one of them? No, only one of them? Like
soda unfortunately, I love it.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Do you do you have your toes done? Yeah? Do
you still have all your toes?
Speaker 10 (08:14):
If? I do, I do my own. I have my
little jels.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I do you said?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
You said you mentioned jewelry that you like to buy jewelry.
Do you have a huge amount of ear rings?
Speaker 10 (08:25):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Earrings or just piercings? Are both?
Speaker 10 (08:29):
I used to have full artillery in my ears, but
you know, once they became well, I kind of okay.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Do you have a dog? Yep? Are you the one
that walks it? We all do? We all do?
Speaker 10 (08:43):
But yeah, yeah I do, but we all do? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Okay, but you go any other questions. Here's the thing.
I felt like I was pretty locked in.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
Uh I could draw a picture of I guess really
you're not confident.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
All right, all right, I'm I'm locked. I'm just gonna
I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with my gut
on this one. Everybody else locked.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Oh yeah, yeah I was because he was early locked.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Well, no, we're we're gonna go with Menace last, because
he already had his guest locked in.
Speaker 9 (09:14):
Right.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Well, well we'll we'll find out. Uh, we'll start with you.
Speaker 9 (09:20):
I mean the age of you know, being with a
guy for twenty four years. Things accumulate over time, the profession, uh,
everything about this is a larger lady, you know, having
your wizards and stuff at home.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
That just screams uh see clean.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
I mean I did have the lizard in the fat column,
But it's the fact that she's got kids too, like
because kids are yeah, are you your kids?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Boys?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Girls?
Speaker 10 (09:46):
Boys?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
All right, see that's what I mean. Hm hmm, So
you're going fast?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah all right?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Uh Menace were waiting for Oh yeah, we'll go last time, Sammy.
Speaker 12 (09:58):
I say fat lots of ear rings for like accessories
means that that's sort of what you're not having to
change out to distract them all the time.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah, is what you like?
Speaker 12 (10:08):
The obviously soda when you're a baby.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Started glaring on.
Speaker 9 (10:17):
There, unhealthy home life.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Now here's the thing, Emily, I can relate to you
because when when when I was a baby, my mom
put me uh to bed with the bottle that had
like milk and stuff in it, and so the milk
would sit on the teeth because the bottle would be there,
and that that you should not do that. So I
ended up having I had caps on my three or
four bottom teeth there. Yeah, when I was a baby.
(10:44):
For it wasn't soda. God, I wish it was soda.
That would have been cool.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
That was another thing that my.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Parents never bought growing up. Man, honeyboo, we had what
mountain dew right, red bull right menace? You're locked in
locked in fat, all right, Greg Gory.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
There was a few things that threw me here. I
did ask about the ear rings for the same reason,
you know, like I think that's your go to accessory
that's easy to change out a lot. Uh And having
never worn pigtails, even though I find pigtails ugly, I
think that's only a skinny girl thing. So I reluctantly
am walking in with fat.
Speaker 11 (11:20):
Yeah, every single thing she said except for former cheerleader
tucked and shirt and long hair.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Everything else was in the big Beautiful woman.
Speaker 9 (11:30):
Mentioned that the wild hair falls under the lots of ears.
It's like, I don't want to change the really hard
thing to change about me.
Speaker 11 (11:36):
So I'm gonna throw accessories and just gotta be a curvaceous,
luscious lady.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
All right.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
I initially was leaning fat the Marvel addict.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Oh that don't forget.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
There's so many the lizard thing taxidermy. So taxidermy is
not a kid thing, but Bien with her her her
husband for twenty four years. I did have the soda
thing on there, even though it is diet. But again,
diet soda typically goes to the bigger people. The skinny
(12:10):
people drink the regular soda for the most part. So
that's one of my go tos for this game. But
here's the thing, there's I have a bunch of other
stuff in the skinny.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Column, right. I have the name Emily.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Yeah, the name is big.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
It's how Men's picks football team. But like on things
like that, so I have Emily.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
I have cheerleader under skinny, the fact that she mostly
wears her shirts tucked in. Fat people don't really do
that wine. And then even given the other options, Iosh
said both for beer, but stuck stuck with wine. The
long hair, I feel like I see more short haircuts
on bigger girls.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
I had all these in mind. I get it.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I'm going skinny wow. Okay, yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Now, if I had to guess after the first three
seconds of the call, I would have I would have
got the other way.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
But I was.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
I was slowly swayed. Man, as you said that you
had a guest right off the bat. Now before we
get there, did you end up with the same the
same conclusion for your initial gut reaction or gut instinct?
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Was I swayed at all? Yes?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
The same answer, same answer.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
All right?
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Uh, do you want to just hold up the piece
of paper that you wrote down your answer on?
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Well, I mean, Craig, do you want to reveal it or.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
You don't open the paper? Original answer? Yeah, the original answer.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Hold it up? Hold it up?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Here we go?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
All right, skinny?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Alright?
Speaker 7 (13:33):
Whoa?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Now, what made you initially like right off the bat
like that? Because I think we all assumed that he
thought cause like you would. I've never met a fat
Emily in.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Her voice her.
Speaker 8 (13:51):
Voice confirmed its voice, pleasant voice, Yes, very pleasant.
Speaker 9 (13:55):
That women named Emily Ailli in Paris obviously skinny.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah, yeah, all right, are we ready to find out?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Now we have the we have the printed out picture
that Morgan provided each one of us with, and it's
it's folded up here in front of us, and on
the count of.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
Three, we're gonna open up.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
We're gonna find out fat chick or skinny chick? Are
you ready?
Speaker 7 (14:16):
Yeah? One, two, three, and.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Not just skinny, I mean like real skin, like like
lucky skinny.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Wow, damn, girl, damn girl. Minutes, thank you, minutes we
did it.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
That was that was shocking, very damn.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
I thought you were gonna have curves all day and
all night.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah, which mean fine.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
I would have loved it.
Speaker 9 (14:49):
These photos you don't pick up on, like weird hair colors,
you don't pick up.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
On weird piercings agents.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
By the way, for the haters of this game, I
would like to point out that we never said that
fat was bad.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
No, I said she's luscious.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
The whole idea is just to figure out which is which.
That's the game. It's not one is bad and one
is good.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yeah, she loves Taco Bell.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
Emily.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Yeah, you know we're actually Emily. Congratulations and just for
me to get great suport. We're going to hook you
up with a prize.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Thank you so.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Much, and we could out here for sure maybe maybe
all right, am I hang on one second and Morgan,
we'll get all your info to send you your prize.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
So fun.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Hey, thank you. You know how this this game started.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
And it's going to sound like a lie because I
was with a personal trainer ready off, that's what I'm saying.
And uh and and she was telling me because we
were talking about like my eating habits and things like that,
and she goes, you know, it's interesting, she goes, I
can always tell when a potential client I have the
initial consultation call with them, I can already tell what
(15:58):
I'm going to be dealing with, like just how much
August we're gonna have to make or how much work
we're gonna have to do, based on different things that
they tell me to go really, because in radio it's
the complete opposite. If they sound hot and whatever, they're
typically not. And the ones who sound like, oh my god,
this is probably some kind of beast, it's typically look yeah,
so like many a dj have been burned on the
(16:20):
request lines talking to people late at night that would
call in and like we should meet up after the show,
and they meet up and it's like, oh my god.
Yeah but that so anyway, that that was That's where
the idea for the game came up. And I'm like,
well if we ask these questions and let's see if
we can if we can guess just based on that.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah she was she was cool, Yeah, and a hero.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Well look, if you would like to be a contestant,
not even a contestant, if you would like to be
a volunteer for a future round of Fat Chick Skinny
Chick while you can send us the information.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Morgan's the one that collects that.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
So just text over to two two nine eighty seven
with a name and just say that you want to
be a part of a hut around. Or you can
also send us an email email at the Woodieshow dot com.
That's the address. Just I've been email at the woodieshow
dot com and you could be a volunteer for a
feature round a Fat Chick Skinny Chick.
Speaker 7 (17:13):
Yes show.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
And then just want to go h talk to the gaze.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
I did all of them right at.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Palm Springs, Gay Pride, yes and what all kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Was going on there.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Well, uh, there was what do you do when you're there?
Are there?
Speaker 8 (17:37):
There's just like a lot of vendors. They take over
a street. There's a lot of vendors. There's music going on,
a lot of people dressed up and not dressed up
at the same time. I did send you over the
weekend Woody and Greg. This booth that they had up.
It was like a I don't know, a kink boot, mister. Yeah,
you can spin a wheel and win.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Various different thing.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Things can happen to you.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yes, it's like a certain type of Oh yeah.
Speaker 8 (18:03):
They had a certain rag you could win finishing yep.
Speaker 9 (18:08):
Okay and not used though, I hope uh it said
it was the yeah celebrity rack. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
They had some tie up things.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Yeah right, yeah, pieces and whatnot. Open the kid in
the stroller while they sign to win the rag. Exactly.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
There was no kids there. I can confirm that zero.
Speaker 9 (18:31):
What's the thing like gay lifestyle whatever, but you got it.
You can't lie that it's about sex like That's what
I've been to dozens of I've been two dozens of
gay pride parades, and it's all about sex.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah, of course, nudity, hooking up.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Yeah, king uh, it's around the F Mary kill. Everybody's
familiar with F Mary kill. You have to marry one
F one kill, one of the three options that you
are given.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
So who's this first person you talked to?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Well, this first person that I talked to, his name
is Carlos.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
All right, here's Carlos.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Hey, what's up?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
How you doing?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
You are you doing out here?
Speaker 6 (19:02):
You know, enjoying the time here in Pump Springs.
Speaker 8 (19:05):
Now, do you think there's a lot of people out
here looking for daddy's or just anything?
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Personally?
Speaker 9 (19:10):
I would look for daddy because I'm tired and I
don't want to work anymore.
Speaker 8 (19:15):
Why do young gay guys never have money, but old
gay guys always have a ton of money.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I like to see my money hanging in my closet.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Why do the old games always have a lot of
money because they were boomers? Okay, millennial. I ain't got jack,
but I look good.
Speaker 8 (19:35):
Well, I'm just playing a game out here, and it's
called Mary f Kill.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Okay, love Mary love.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
That all right?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
So he is a millennial. Yeah, he was part of living.
Speaker 8 (19:47):
Yeah, I think he's been party was the guy who
was the old gay guy.
Speaker 10 (19:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (19:53):
To be fair, this was the third day of Gay Pride.
It was all weekend, so yeah, he was definitely partying
all weekend by decades.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
So what I'm gonna do is.
Speaker 8 (20:01):
I'm gonna give you, everybody in the room, I'm going
to give you the options that I gave him, and
you're gonna have to guess.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
What what Carlos want Mary kill.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
So here's the options.
Speaker 8 (20:11):
The options are super hot third cousin, Danny Davito, are
Luigi man Joni the CEO killer.
Speaker 9 (20:22):
So he has to f Mary or kill a super
hot third cousin, third cousin Danny DeVito or Luigi. Well,
the Danny Davito is definitely on the table because he
wants a daddy.
Speaker 13 (20:34):
Oh so yeah, he's gonna marry him. And then I
get the feeling he wants to f.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
Luigi also what I wrote. And then just by default,
you got to kill your third cousin.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
I don't even know him.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Super hot third cousin, I put kill Mary de Vito,
f u Luigi.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
I think you're all in lockstep on this.
Speaker 9 (20:53):
Yeah, agreed sounds I'm on on board.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
I'm on board.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
You agree that one?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
All right, let's find out for Carlos. F Mary Kill. Okay,
so super hot. Third, we're killing that.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
Okay, I'm Danny DeVito.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
I'm marrying Luigi because I'm gonna get that.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
All the time.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Oh you did that behind bars, buddy, you're right. Yeah,
it's not like he's got any money.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
He's gonna be a prison You're gonna have to keep
you have to continue working money on his candy.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
He clearly didn't think this through, really not about his money. Well, yeah,
young gays aren't very forward thinking, and.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
They also are delusional thinking that dude is so hot, overrated,
weird phenomenon.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
But what if you like caterpillar eyebrows? That's your guysts.
You guys almost had it almost all right? Well, f
Mary Kill Palm Springs Gay Pride Edition.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Who's next? All right?
Speaker 3 (21:51):
The next one is Mark? All right, here's Mark. What
you doing out here? Sweet?
Speaker 7 (21:55):
Live out here?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
But we have a bunch of friends visiting from all
over the country. They came in to stay with us
for you guys, have a good time. We're having a
great time.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Yeah, what's on your shirt? Right now?
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Just a casual six bottles of poppers flavored if you're interested.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Really really, hi, just out here working out here. Excuse me,
I want to oh really? Oh we have some fans.
You want to play some Mary f kill.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Oh wow that's tough.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Yeah all right, all right, you ready, Okay, it's tough. Okay,
So options, let me.
Speaker 8 (22:27):
Explain what happened. Yeah, let me explain what happened here.
So I was interviewing him, and then some random guy
that was not part of his crew was walking by
interrupted and said, I want to your D S your
D and then he waited for me to interview this
guy so he can talk to him afterwards. Wow, So
does that happened as a straight mail?
Speaker 7 (22:47):
You interrupt?
Speaker 2 (22:49):
I can't even get the person in a relationship.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
This never happens.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
That's nice. Yeah, nice, just walks up and goes, you know,
I like to do? Right now? What do you do?
Speaker 6 (23:00):
Five minutes?
Speaker 7 (23:00):
All right?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Never?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Okay, So here's a Marx options guys, ready you got this?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (23:06):
Mark's options are Jeffrey Dahmer Gollum from Lord of the
Rings or hot step brother, step brother. Yes, so you
have so you have Jeffrey Dahmer, Gollum from Lord of
the Rings or Hot step Brother, which.
Speaker 9 (23:26):
Is the title of a lot of us.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
He's heard about him. Yeah, it's called research.
Speaker 6 (23:36):
I have a weird one on this one.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
All right.
Speaker 9 (23:39):
You see Jeffrey Dahmer obviously alive, not today.
Speaker 11 (23:43):
If you can get away with just effing Jeffrey Dahmer
and not dying, I think he's gonna say, f him,
kill Gollum, and marry his hot step brother.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
I agree, Yeah, that sounds about right.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
I don't see what what benefit Gollum provides you in
any Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
I had killed for Gollum. Kill them if Jeffrey Dahmer, Yeah,
we're all in.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
The same I agree.
Speaker 13 (24:04):
You sure he's not gonna kill Jeffrey.
Speaker 6 (24:06):
If you assume that you're gonna.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
You know what account of thought, Jeffrey Dahmer might eat
your butt literally okay literally Yeah, and maybe you're in
the thing.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Oh yeah, like a good salad. Kill Mary.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Don't want that. Try to find me the person who
doesn't want that, marry the step brother, and kill all
the same page.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Yeah, you know what, I disagree. For the record, what
what was? What's yours?
Speaker 13 (24:37):
I want to say that he's going to kill Jeffrey Dahmer,
Mary or f Gollam and Mary his you're crazy my.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Pump spring gaydition. This is Mark. What's he going to
go with? I think it would be Mary Dahmer the
step brother kill.
Speaker 8 (24:52):
Donam, easy, pretty quick, no thinking required.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I knew once I heard Dahmer Mary, Wow, that's marriage material.
Speaker 11 (25:05):
He's everything that's wrong with the true crime genre. You
don't want to marry these people.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
The minute I heard marriage on it.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Yeah, well, I mean I forgot that he was quote
one of them, right, I mean, yeah, he was all
he was all up in the gate clubs and stuff,
and that's where he would like search for.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Oh yeah, you didn't watch the the documentary stuff.
Speaker 6 (25:30):
They give me.
Speaker 9 (25:33):
Given the back to the free mouse stuff on the
street offer there. Yeah, I've seen this before myself in
person many times. What is it, maybe greg an answer?
What is it about giving that that would be appealing?
Like with no reciprocation, Like you're just walking down the street,
You're like, oh, I want to do that for those
three guys.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
That's a good question.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Just to be a nice person to spread the love.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Yeah, I guess someone who sucks D would representative.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, it's been days. I'm so rusty. It's like it's
been multiple hours.
Speaker 9 (26:07):
From from a heterosexual standpoint, if I saw a woman
on the street, I wouldn't like three hot chicks in.
I wouldn't be like, you know what I like to do?
Go over there and give them unreciprocated.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
That was going to be my answer was going to
be to flip it around. You wouldn't want to give
without receiving.
Speaker 9 (26:21):
But I've seen guys fallsome street fair especially who just
I think it's.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
More polite to offer the stranger.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
The thrill of giving pleasure. Yeah, it's it's it's a
pleasure to yourself to give the pleasure.
Speaker 6 (26:35):
Well, you wouldn't want to.
Speaker 11 (26:35):
You wouldn't walk up to a stranger being like hey,
s my d, but you'd be like, oh, s you'r
a due, how are you?
Speaker 6 (26:40):
I'm gina, it's like holding the door.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
I don't know, but that that guy waited.
Speaker 13 (26:48):
Was he successful and talking to the guy I.
Speaker 8 (26:50):
Saw them talking after Okay, let's go.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
You might see somebody go like, oh, you know, you'd
have sex with them. That's a pleasure for you.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
You never think like, oh, I would do.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Oh, I just want to give them sexual pleasure with
nothing in return, no interesting hope. I think the other
thing too, you would want to see them maybe like, oh,
I'd love to see them naked. Well, that's part of you.
Speaker 6 (27:12):
Don't want to be the reason that they're climaxing.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
I would just do anything for you.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
You would take it and hope that there would be
something in return.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
Ye, transaction.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I think the other thing too, is it's so much
easier for guys to do that. What to give right
and and to finish?
Speaker 6 (27:26):
You are out of you.
Speaker 13 (27:27):
That's not at all.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
That is the most insane thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 13 (27:30):
Is Okay, hold on, he's about to brag how talents
it is here.
Speaker 9 (27:33):
You know, I'm saying for gay guys like a man
just stands there his everything's accessible. You have to get
any kind of special angle. It's done in two minutes
or less.
Speaker 6 (27:42):
Okay, I stand corrected.
Speaker 11 (27:43):
I thought you meant it's easier for a guy to
make a girl finish than a girl again for me.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
Yes, but okay, one more. Alright, this is Palm Springs,
Gay Pride f Mary Kill. Who is this person?
Speaker 3 (27:57):
This is Andreas?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
All right?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
You having fun out here today.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Yeah, it's a great time. It's one of our favorite prides.
Speaker 14 (28:03):
How many times I've been out We've been here maybe
four or five times now, yeah, consecutively. It always stems
back to the community, you know, like I always meet
a nice, handsome guy who I'm like, oh, he's gorgeous,
end up making out, but then end up being like
friends with him for you know, gears to come.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Some of my best friends we've.
Speaker 14 (28:21):
Met pride doing things unspeakable things, but you know they're
some of my best friends now.
Speaker 8 (28:27):
So yeah, because it seems like in the Kay community
people can break up but still be friends.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Yeah, exactly, Sure, Mary f Kill.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Are you down to deal around with us?
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Sure, let's go all right, okay, all right, all right,
So the options for this one menace are are all right,
Marilyn Manson, Diddy, hot step dad.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Man, you have really something with the family members.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Okay, it's ruet.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
How is how is this a gentleman? Gentlemen?
Speaker 3 (28:57):
I would say mid twenties.
Speaker 6 (28:59):
Was he wearing any leather?
Speaker 2 (29:00):
He was not wearing any leather about mesh like the
sea through mesh.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
No, he wasn't a rough trace, you know, his t
shirt shorts.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
But he goes to a lot of pride.
Speaker 9 (29:10):
Boss used to do that to Trolla, to stouch for
Baylor barely legal people.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Let's say he wasn't checking out. He wasn't checking out.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
He would also do that, Jim.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
All right, my kaplins, he kicked out. He just bought
a restaurant.
Speaker 7 (29:28):
Oh he did that.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
He did it an idiot. He bought a cafe. Wow. Okay,
it's a good thing for a entire game antient. Oh
my god.
Speaker 8 (29:36):
Okay, okay, So here's the options one more time, and
people they hear it.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Marilyn Manson, did he hot step Dad?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
I'm going to kill Marilyn Manson, correct, because I don't
think he's got it. I don't think he's got like
a frame of reference all that, like in the twenties.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Like he's gross.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Yeah, dudes in their twenties.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
I don't think I have a real good frame of
reference on Marilyn Manson. I'll say kill on that. Didy
and hot step Dad, I would say a I would say,
f the hot step Dad will marry Ditty. That's what
I have because Diddy's got money and Diddy is also like,
you know, locked up for a while, so not yeah
you got you got that, but also locked up for
(30:14):
a while so you wouldn't have to really do much.
Speaker 6 (30:16):
That's what I said.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I have kill Marilyn Manson because, like I said, gross, uh,
he's gonna f Diddy because he's just so hyper sexual,
and then he's gonna marry hot step dad because we're
in a definite daddy revolution right now.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Okay, the daddy rep.
Speaker 12 (30:32):
I agree with you, Greg, and the f Diddy because,
like you said, doing unseekable. But I had that he
would marry Marilyn Manson and then kill hot step dad.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
What Yeah, it doesn't sound no, I agree with you.
Speaker 11 (30:45):
I think he's gonna kill Maryland, Mary, Diddy and Stepdad.
Speaker 13 (30:49):
I'm thinking the same as Greg.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Okay, all right, well let's find out it is Palm
Spring's Gay Pride edition of F Mary Kill.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
What is the answer?
Speaker 14 (31:01):
Killed Diddy, Mary, Maryland Manson, and my hot stepdaddy.
Speaker 6 (31:13):
Quite get the marry Maryland Manson?
Speaker 11 (31:19):
And he's not effing his hot step dad. He's eving
his hot step daddy.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Maybe is that what we're missing?
Speaker 6 (31:25):
That's why I asked.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
He was.
Speaker 12 (31:28):
Wow, I'm glad that he killed Diddy.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Because if Sammy can't have him, nobody can. Yeah, maybe
ask him why next time. And it's for a little
more elucidation. There you go, Mary Kill Palm Springs. Look
at this scene. We're gonna take a quick break more
what he shows.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Next thing.
Speaker 8 (31:50):
Atologiesology and it's seasonology.
Speaker 10 (31:55):
He showing right back