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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Woody Show eight seven foody phone numbers. You're calling
in text us over to two two nine eighty seven.
My name is whatdy? That is Greg Gory? Hi, what
menace is here?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
What he got Gina grad Sea Bass? Yeah, we got
Sammy Morgan is here? What phones are open? Eight seven
seven forty four? What he like? You mentioned? You got
the social media email email at the wood Show dot com.
So many different ways to get ahold of us after
ours voicemail which like after the show and before we
get back to next day, you can always leave us
(00:35):
what you got there. A lot of feedback on a
lot of random things that we've had here on the
show recently, for example, the Gina and Sea Bass men
said debates we got. We got a lot of feedback
on that.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Hey what love big time giving me a call about
this mensa debate going back and forth with Sea Bass
and uh, Gina, My two cents is Sea Bass, if
it is true that Gina was able to get in
through this psychology way, and like minutes is saying it's
a it's an issue, doesn't this just kind of take
down mensa overall? If people can get into it any
(01:08):
other way they want, or if they could sneak in,
as you would say, or cheat their way in. I
feel like that would take away from MENSA and make
it so much that you wouldn't really be proud of it.
But big time, very good.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
It's a good point.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
It does a good point.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
That's why I'm being vigilant about this sort of thing,
because I know the high standards of MENSA. Yeah, folks
are not familiar. It's the top of two percent of
intelligences in the world roughly. And to the backstory, we're weird.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
That we all ended up on one show together.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Yeah, And let the record show this is a one
sided debate and has been since the beginning.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I'm just trying to make sure that I had some questions,
that's that's all.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
For many years, Sea Bass was the lone MENSA member
here on the show, and then his territory kind of
got infringed upon that when Gina joined the show, we
found out that she was also a member of a
card carrying member of MENSA.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Oh excellent, another excel individual.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
For Sea Bass, it's all about identity and it's very
important for him to you know how he's always bagging
on people like Oh, you're so special, You're so unique
for ABC and D. But this is the thing that
I think Sea Bess has said, you know, makes him
special and unique?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Would that be?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
That's sound there?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yes, yes, yes, weout spending the entire segment on this.
We'll move on to some of the other after hours
voicemails eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, it came up,
but I believe it was Greg why gay men want
to give mouth parties more than women? Well that was that?
Was that from you?
Speaker 6 (02:34):
It sounds seculiar, but yeah, well me, the answer seems
pretty obvious.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
Yeah, well it came up because I was doing that
thing a gay pride, and like random guys were just
interrupting the interview that I was doing just to offer
it to guys that they don't even know because.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
They're such sweeties. Yeah, I mean Gina will take any
excuse that she can get to not Yeah, I mean
it seems.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Much easier, don't get me wrong, is it. Yeah, Well
it depends the sizes of her much for me, your husband,
That's what I'm saying. Like, it's it's still a job.
They don't call it a job for nothing, but it's easier.
Speaker 8 (03:10):
You know.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I mean women even still way easier than guys giving
oral Yeah, y'all are more complicated, take longer.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Billion dollars and for a billion reasons.
Speaker 9 (03:22):
I would not give a.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Talk about it instant route.
Speaker 9 (03:26):
Not a billion dollars.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
I don't want to.
Speaker 9 (03:29):
I don't think i'd be good at.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
So we got it after hours voicemail. She has her
opinion on HI.
Speaker 10 (03:34):
I am a longtime listener, and I listened every Morning
Life as much as possible, But then I listened to
the full podcast after just in case I miss anything,
and I wanted to call about the segment that Menace
did in Palm Spring and Palm Springs for s Mary
Kill when the kind of gentleman came up and offered
(03:55):
to give the mouth party, and it was asked amongst
the team white common for gay gentlemen to really want
to give them. I wanted to offer my thoughts as
a mainly straight female that has also enjoyed that also
enjoys giving mouth parties, and that has also tested the
ladypool a few times myself purse off as women. Now,
(04:19):
this is a shock that we overthink everything, making an
easy mouth party transaction more difficult than what it is,
but when giving a mouth party to a guy, it's
kind of like a game. You feel like you are
better at the game the faster you can complete it,
and you get an actual physical prize of ribbons you
(04:40):
sound like you would like to say. And with a female,
it's more like a puzzle, like what see Best was saying.
You have to do things just right to unlock the puzzle,
and you don't necessarily get a physical prize, but you
get more of a verbal job well done. I think
many people can agree that getting a physical prize is
a a lot more satisfying than a verbal job well done.
(05:03):
And when you take away the overthinking that us women
tend to do, uh, then uh, it's pretty easy to
want to just give those mouth parties. So I think
that is why it is so easy for a gay
man to just go up to another another gentleman during
(05:25):
those street bears and offer his services. Thank you for listening,
and I look forward to listening to you guys tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
You put so much thought of it. She took it
very seriously. Yeah, it was great. It's like when they
ask in the beauty pageants she kind of answered and
so forth, such as.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
The women in general and.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
In general, and then you have that thing in your
when you know, in real life and in the movies,
when you say like, oh yeah, you like that, don't you.
It's kind of like you're getting reinforcement for doing a
good job. You want to say you like that.
Speaker 9 (06:12):
It's like a good job.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
You gave them that pleasure and it's exciting and boil
boy Morgan. Let me tell you, we got a lot
of feedback on your news that you sold your dirty
gym socks.
Speaker 9 (06:26):
Hey, I'm just trying to make the people happy.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
To some foot freak, and you're doing it. You know,
did you set up your website yet?
Speaker 11 (06:31):
No?
Speaker 9 (06:31):
But I have made a few more sales.
Speaker 12 (06:36):
No, there we go.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
And supply good. Right, So like, did you raise your price?
Speaker 9 (06:42):
I did? It's fifty dollars Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
You know what was the shipping costing? Too much money?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Oh yeah? And this workout Warren socks?
Speaker 9 (06:54):
Yeah, I mean I've had other requests, but yes.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
And so it's just socks.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
Just socks.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, she's allowing, but she said the other time, I.
Speaker 9 (07:03):
Do anything, but I haven't gotten paid for those things.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
As soon as the.
Speaker 9 (07:07):
Money comes through, I'll let you know but as a
smart business woman, you know I can't on it before
the sales done, right.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, they say the best businesses are started from a
card table in your living room. Yeah, you're Jeff Bezos.
Speaker 9 (07:19):
So shout out to front freaks.
Speaker 8 (07:20):
You know.
Speaker 9 (07:21):
I have a new appreciation for y'all.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Sad that we have that many that listen, dude, you're
going to have that.
Speaker 9 (07:26):
You know, in no time who would have thought socks
would have done it?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
You buy cheaper socks.
Speaker 9 (07:32):
I do low overhead, I really do.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
So should I recommend squarespace or shopify dot com.
Speaker 9 (07:39):
For your Which one do you recommend?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I would do squarreespace.
Speaker 9 (07:43):
You've only used weebly. Do you know what that is?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Never heard of? That that's built into a lot of platforms.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (07:47):
I use it in college to make a website.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
But okay, squarespace way easier. Here's it after ours voicemail
about your socks and brad stuff.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
Yeah, I just want to let for sure I would
pay one hundred and thirty dollars for sogs, but if
her bra is open on the channel, I'll pay like
maybe two hundred d Like she has a big market
that she could do. I mean I am a foot person.
(08:18):
But also I don't like stinky d I like well
kept peat. But yeah, man, I mean I'll pay her
one hundred and thirty dollars a week to send me
a parasawk league.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I mean I'm here a week more.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
Number.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
This is amazing.
Speaker 10 (08:36):
God get made of money.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I don't care correct the budgets for this tough life.
Well right, people spend on. I know people want to
throw money at you. Easy, okay, look jealous.
Speaker 9 (08:53):
Oh your life is changing a day, guys, even don't
give up.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Here's another after hours voicemail eight seven seven four four.
Speaker 13 (09:00):
Hey, Woody show, it's brand and I just wanted to
say thank you guys. You guys don't know how much
you mean to so many people. It was a while back.
I was just having a terrible day, just miserable, just
feeling really crappy about my life. Started driving home from
work and Woody, you started doing this song about love
(09:20):
boat and Sammy and steamboat.
Speaker 11 (09:22):
Willie and for how crummy and terrible of a day
I was having, I was almost crying, laughing, and just
immediately it was like I got to play list for
my wife. She thought it was immature, but I thought
it was hysterical. Just think you guys, You guys are
just so great that you bring life to so many
people's lives that are sometimes having a really rough time,
(09:42):
and just really wanted.
Speaker 13 (09:43):
It to say thank you guys.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Sube so nice. A lot of good after hours voicemails.
I like it anytime, if you're listening to the podcast
or after the show, you can always leave yours there
eight seven seven forty four. Of course text during the show,
we get those, and Greg he likes to respond to those.
(10:09):
And the Greg Gory inventory applies to text messages. We
haven't done those in a little while, but we have
a round coming up for you next. So these are
real replies. Days are gonna get ruined, Yeah, because every
people get it's it's so they get so dumb and
worked up over stuff, whether it's you know, Morgan and
(10:29):
selling her yeahs selling her socks like they get like
so put off by you know whatever or whatever the
other conversation might be, and they send like some stupid
text message I supposed to just changing the station, huh.
And then every once in a while Greg will get
really proud of himself, that's right, and he crafts he's
(10:51):
super because it's just so polar opposite of Greg's natural personalities.
He's usually all like fancy and proper. I cry, yeah,
like something like from myself or menace expected Yeah that
yeah it might be yeah, you know like you would
expect right.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yeah, yeah about that?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Okay, Sor it's like what I got him off guard there?
But yeah, so Greg has cracked these replies. He's gonna
have a couple of options for us, and then he'll
send those text messages back to these jag offs that
send these text messages in trying to ruin our day.
But yeah, about to get is about to get this struck? Yeah,
So Greg's inventory applies to text messages coming up next
(11:31):
to her in the Woody show hanging all right, So not
not everybody, uh not everybody loves the show or some
some people, uh, some people aren't fans. Well here this one,
this one, this one is a.
Speaker 12 (11:48):
Fan show, Sarah. I drive a tow truck for a living,
and so I listened to your show every single day.
I usually catch it on the podcast. I'm in and
out of the truck, and so that's her. I can
pause the podcast, as I can't pause the live radio.
But I was just going through and listening to some
of your older podcasts and people just call in and
they just like to complain about you guys. A lot
(12:10):
of menus, hate a lot of'm just like some crap.
And it's like, I love all of you. I love
all of you individually for who you.
Speaker 8 (12:16):
Are as a person.
Speaker 12 (12:17):
Woodis the glue that holds everybody together. Greg with the
foujie side of things, with his wine and his caviare
and his epty crackers. And then Gina. Oh, I love Gina.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Gina.
Speaker 12 (12:29):
It's such a good chef's kits addition to the show.
She's wonderful, She's hilarious. She's a little loud, but hey,
who cares, that's fine, Sammy. I love her. She's adorable
with her crocheting and her wanting to stay home and
watch the Hallmark Channel. I love her. She's so so,
so stinking cute. I put her in my pocket, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 10 (12:50):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (12:51):
Menace, hilarious, You're so dumb, and it's so great, poor
thing I get.
Speaker 8 (12:56):
I get such good laughs out of you just trying
to talk.
Speaker 12 (12:59):
He's pore much see that. Obviously you're an a hole,
But You're a funny a hole, and you know what,
you bring good content to the show. So even you,
I love you just.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
For being you.
Speaker 12 (13:12):
And then all the behind the scenes guys, the Borts,
the Mengis, the Morgans, Oh I love Morgan, Oh my God,
touch me in the face, girl, I love you, Bond,
can't forget Bond. I just I love all of you,
And honestly, listening to the older episodes, it's kind of
kind of a bummer because I'm listening to shows from
like twenty two, so it's pre Sammy, pre Morgan, pre Dina,
(13:35):
pre a lot of you, honestly, and it just doesn't
hit the thing. So I just want to say, I
love you, guys. The show is going in an awesome direction.
I love all the stuff you guys have been putting
out lately, and I love all of you as people
and anyways, all in me love keeping fighting right.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Which is funny because then I heard that voicemail and
then within a couple of minutes I saw this text.
Y'all sound like a bunch of sorority susies. This is
what happens when you put more chicks in the mix.
The Woody Show is gone. Lame. I hope it picks up.
I sense the show is going for a younger, possibly
(14:13):
stupider audience. Too bad, you're turning off a lot of listeners.
I'm not a fan of the rehearsed segments. I don't
know what that means, building to everybody talking over each other.
Your longtime listeners are a lot smarter than you know.
There are too many females chiming in. It spoils the broth.
(14:33):
The guys are more interesting and funny. Well, I just
missed the old show. It was spontaneous and real, without
a lot of tampon talk.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
That comes from you guys.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
F Yi, curiosity, all the guys very funny. Menace and
Woody let out some great comments. Side splitting anyway, Good
luck with it.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
All, Thank you, thank you. Why is it whenever somebody
has a negative comment they have to prot and that
they speak for the masses. But if somebody says something nice,
it's like, I really.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Like this, doesn't friends? Thank you? Guys rule exactly? It's
never that. All right, Well, we get good, we get bad.
Greg likes to have fun with these these piffy I mean,
that's the hope, right, the hope the ones I don't
I don't know what singers because it's just something. Sometimes
(15:24):
one just hits Greg a certain way, and these are
the ones that he selects for around a Greg Gory's
immature replies to text messages, real text messages sent into
the Woodie Show and now real replies, right.
Speaker 6 (15:38):
And for me, it's what it's just the idea of
it that cracks me up. Yeah, if you make a
complaint to let's say a company or a store, or
you know some sort of sales type DG. You imagine
if you bought something at Macy's, you had some feedback
(15:59):
and then you got something like this.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
About your mom's box, right, And I think about that.
That's what I find funny. Yeah, So Gregy he'll read
the text that that came in, and then he's got
a couple of different replies that he's considering, and then
we can all make a decision together which one ruins
the person's day.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
Right today, we have three options for each of the
two texts. So the first one is from the four
one two. I think maybe Sea Best sent this in
It says that segment Friday Oki effing sucks. You need
to leave the singing two professionals, stop singing songs. You're
not a band.
Speaker 9 (16:33):
But I thought that's what karaoke is.
Speaker 6 (16:35):
Apparently, I mean I did not send that in, but
he's mostly right. That's true. That segment, Friday Oki Evan sucks.
You need to leave the singing two professionals, stop singing songs.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
You're not a band.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
How about telling your mom to stop shining poles, she's
not a sailor. Or how about Friday Oki has nothing
to do with you being conceived by a mom who
charges by the hour and a daddy got invoice. Or
how about right, just so we're clear, bitch, you want
(17:10):
our wings Just so we're clear, bitch, you want our
mouths to be what your mom's legs never are.
Speaker 11 (17:16):
Close.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Okay, that's three.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Give me one again.
Speaker 6 (17:24):
One was tell your mom to stop shining poles, she's
not a sailor.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Yeah three. Yeah, that one didn't hit me at all either.
I was very upset about that one. This is good, Okay,
So we're going three, right, Yeah, getting.
Speaker 9 (17:39):
From I know we're not.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
Talking about your mom and her legs, okay, said.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
One day Rue, Yeah, one day Rod.
Speaker 6 (17:56):
This person's mad at us for you know, time off
the four six three. My wife and I got one
day off for Thanksgiving and you guys got a week.
We work harder in one week than you.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Do all year. Must be nice, gougeye douchebags. Wow, yeah, geez,
you just got served. All right?
Speaker 6 (18:15):
So option A, you know it doesn't have to work
hard at all, your jocks drop? Or how about you
know what has to work overtime your wife's spanks and vibrator.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Or how about.
Speaker 6 (18:33):
Let's all hope that ivermectin works on your mom's pubic life.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
No, right, that's really good. All right, so I need
to hear all three again.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
All right, you know it doesn't have to work hard
at all your jocks. I know it has to work
overtime your wife's spanks and vibrator, or let's all hope
ivermectin does work on your mom's pubic.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Lines one and I'll tell you why, because it's directed
at them, that's true.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
But the addition of the spanks just killed me because
their text was about them and reply to them special.
Speaker 6 (19:16):
And I know because you said my wife and I,
oh wait, that was very heteronormative.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
She can't have a wife.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Text?
Speaker 6 (19:28):
Okay, yeah, I text the complaint for my heteronormative yeah comment.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yeah, maybe it'll make the next round of not Cool
Cross Road.
Speaker 6 (19:36):
I know what doesn't have to work hard at a All? Okay,
I got a little water.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yeah that's a that's another day ruin. Great, thank you
Gregory's text message.
Speaker 9 (19:59):
Yeah, I good.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
It's a team effort around here. I like dat. All right,
we're gonna take a quick break more. What the show
is next? Hego, thanks, stop.
Speaker 12 (20:08):
To hear it the first time the show.
Speaker 13 (20:10):
We'll be right back
The Woody Show eight seven foody phone numbers. You're calling
in text us over to two two nine eighty seven.
My name is whatdy? That is Greg Gory? Hi, what
menace is here?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
What he got Gina grad Sea Bass? Yeah, we got
Sammy Morgan is here? What phones are open? Eight seven
seven forty four? What he like? You mentioned? You got
the social media email email at the wood Show dot com.
So many different ways to get ahold of us after
ours voicemail which like after the show and before we
get back to next day, you can always leave us
(00:35):
what you got there. A lot of feedback on a
lot of random things that we've had here on the
show recently, for example, the Gina and Sea Bass men
said debates we got. We got a lot of feedback
on that.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Hey what love big time giving me a call about
this mensa debate going back and forth with Sea Bass
and uh, Gina, My two cents is Sea Bass, if
it is true that Gina was able to get in
through this psychology way, and like minutes is saying it's
a it's an issue, doesn't this just kind of take
down mensa overall? If people can get into it any
(01:08):
other way they want, or if they could sneak in,
as you would say, or cheat their way in. I
feel like that would take away from MENSA and make
it so much that you wouldn't really be proud of it.
But big time, very good.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
It's a good point.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
It does a good point.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
That's why I'm being vigilant about this sort of thing,
because I know the high standards of MENSA. Yeah, folks
are not familiar. It's the top of two percent of
intelligences in the world roughly. And to the backstory, we're weird.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
That we all ended up on one show together.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Yeah, And let the record show this is a one
sided debate and has been since the beginning.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I'm just trying to make sure that I had some questions,
that's that's all.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
For many years, Sea Bass was the lone MENSA member
here on the show, and then his territory kind of
got infringed upon that when Gina joined the show, we
found out that she was also a member of a
card carrying member of MENSA.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Oh excellent, another excel individual.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
For Sea Bass, it's all about identity and it's very
important for him to you know how he's always bagging
on people like Oh, you're so special, You're so unique
for ABC and D. But this is the thing that
I think Sea Bess has said, you know, makes him
special and unique?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Would that be?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
That's sound there?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yes, yes, yes, weout spending the entire segment on this.
We'll move on to some of the other after hours
voicemails eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, it came up,
but I believe it was Greg why gay men want
to give mouth parties more than women? Well that was that?
Was that from you?
Speaker 6 (02:34):
It sounds seculiar, but yeah, well me, the answer seems
pretty obvious.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
Yeah, well it came up because I was doing that
thing a gay pride, and like random guys were just
interrupting the interview that I was doing just to offer
it to guys that they don't even know because.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
They're such sweeties. Yeah, I mean Gina will take any
excuse that she can get to not Yeah, I mean
it seems.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Much easier, don't get me wrong, is it. Yeah, Well
it depends the sizes of her much for me, your husband,
That's what I'm saying. Like, it's it's still a job.
They don't call it a job for nothing, but it's easier.
Speaker 8 (03:10):
You know.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I mean women even still way easier than guys giving
oral Yeah, y'all are more complicated, take longer.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Billion dollars and for a billion reasons.
Speaker 9 (03:22):
I would not give a.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Talk about it instant route.
Speaker 9 (03:26):
Not a billion dollars.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
I don't want to.
Speaker 9 (03:29):
I don't think i'd be good at.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
So we got it after hours voicemail. She has her
opinion on HI.
Speaker 10 (03:34):
I am a longtime listener, and I listened every Morning
Life as much as possible, But then I listened to
the full podcast after just in case I miss anything,
and I wanted to call about the segment that Menace
did in Palm Spring and Palm Springs for s Mary
Kill when the kind of gentleman came up and offered
(03:55):
to give the mouth party, and it was asked amongst
the team white common for gay gentlemen to really want
to give them. I wanted to offer my thoughts as
a mainly straight female that has also enjoyed that also
enjoys giving mouth parties, and that has also tested the
ladypool a few times myself purse off as women. Now,
(04:19):
this is a shock that we overthink everything, making an
easy mouth party transaction more difficult than what it is,
but when giving a mouth party to a guy, it's
kind of like a game. You feel like you are
better at the game the faster you can complete it,
and you get an actual physical prize of ribbons you
(04:40):
sound like you would like to say. And with a female,
it's more like a puzzle, like what see Best was saying.
You have to do things just right to unlock the puzzle,
and you don't necessarily get a physical prize, but you
get more of a verbal job well done. I think
many people can agree that getting a physical prize is
a a lot more satisfying than a verbal job well done.
(05:03):
And when you take away the overthinking that us women
tend to do, uh, then uh, it's pretty easy to
want to just give those mouth parties. So I think
that is why it is so easy for a gay
man to just go up to another another gentleman during
(05:25):
those street bears and offer his services. Thank you for listening,
and I look forward to listening to you guys tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
You put so much thought of it. She took it
very seriously. Yeah, it was great. It's like when they
ask in the beauty pageants she kind of answered and
so forth, such as.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
The women in general and.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
In general, and then you have that thing in your
when you know, in real life and in the movies,
when you say like, oh yeah, you like that, don't you.
It's kind of like you're getting reinforcement for doing a
good job. You want to say you like that.
Speaker 9 (06:12):
It's like a good job.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
You gave them that pleasure and it's exciting and boil
boy Morgan. Let me tell you, we got a lot
of feedback on your news that you sold your dirty
gym socks.
Speaker 9 (06:26):
Hey, I'm just trying to make the people happy.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
To some foot freak, and you're doing it. You know,
did you set up your website yet?
Speaker 11 (06:31):
No?
Speaker 9 (06:31):
But I have made a few more sales.
Speaker 12 (06:36):
No, there we go.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
And supply good. Right, So like, did you raise your price?
Speaker 9 (06:42):
I did? It's fifty dollars Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
You know what was the shipping costing? Too much money?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Oh yeah? And this workout Warren socks?
Speaker 9 (06:54):
Yeah, I mean I've had other requests, but yes.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
And so it's just socks.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
Just socks.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, she's allowing, but she said the other time, I.
Speaker 9 (07:03):
Do anything, but I haven't gotten paid for those things.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
As soon as the.
Speaker 9 (07:07):
Money comes through, I'll let you know but as a
smart business woman, you know I can't on it before
the sales done, right.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, they say the best businesses are started from a
card table in your living room. Yeah, you're Jeff Bezos.
Speaker 9 (07:19):
So shout out to front freaks.
Speaker 8 (07:20):
You know.
Speaker 9 (07:21):
I have a new appreciation for y'all.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Sad that we have that many that listen, dude, you're
going to have that.
Speaker 9 (07:26):
You know, in no time who would have thought socks
would have done it?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
You buy cheaper socks.
Speaker 9 (07:32):
I do low overhead, I really do.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
So should I recommend squarespace or shopify dot com.
Speaker 9 (07:39):
For your Which one do you recommend?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I would do squarreespace.
Speaker 9 (07:43):
You've only used weebly. Do you know what that is?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Never heard of? That that's built into a lot of platforms.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (07:47):
I use it in college to make a website.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
But okay, squarespace way easier. Here's it after ours voicemail
about your socks and brad stuff.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
Yeah, I just want to let for sure I would
pay one hundred and thirty dollars for sogs, but if
her bra is open on the channel, I'll pay like
maybe two hundred d Like she has a big market
that she could do. I mean I am a foot person.
(08:18):
But also I don't like stinky d I like well
kept peat. But yeah, man, I mean I'll pay her
one hundred and thirty dollars a week to send me
a parasawk league.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I mean I'm here a week more.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
Number.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
This is amazing.
Speaker 10 (08:36):
God get made of money.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I don't care correct the budgets for this tough life.
Well right, people spend on. I know people want to
throw money at you. Easy, okay, look jealous.
Speaker 9 (08:53):
Oh your life is changing a day, guys, even don't
give up.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Here's another after hours voicemail eight seven seven four four.
Speaker 13 (09:00):
Hey, Woody show, it's brand and I just wanted to
say thank you guys. You guys don't know how much
you mean to so many people. It was a while back.
I was just having a terrible day, just miserable, just
feeling really crappy about my life. Started driving home from
work and Woody, you started doing this song about love
(09:20):
boat and Sammy and steamboat.
Speaker 11 (09:22):
Willie and for how crummy and terrible of a day
I was having, I was almost crying, laughing, and just
immediately it was like I got to play list for
my wife. She thought it was immature, but I thought
it was hysterical. Just think you guys, You guys are
just so great that you bring life to so many
people's lives that are sometimes having a really rough time,
(09:42):
and just really wanted.
Speaker 13 (09:43):
It to say thank you guys.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Sube so nice. A lot of good after hours voicemails.
I like it anytime, if you're listening to the podcast
or after the show, you can always leave yours there
eight seven seven forty four. Of course text during the show,
we get those, and Greg he likes to respond to those.
(10:09):
And the Greg Gory inventory applies to text messages. We
haven't done those in a little while, but we have
a round coming up for you next. So these are
real replies. Days are gonna get ruined, Yeah, because every
people get it's it's so they get so dumb and
worked up over stuff, whether it's you know, Morgan and
(10:29):
selling her yeahs selling her socks like they get like
so put off by you know whatever or whatever the
other conversation might be, and they send like some stupid
text message I supposed to just changing the station, huh.
And then every once in a while Greg will get
really proud of himself, that's right, and he crafts he's
(10:51):
super because it's just so polar opposite of Greg's natural personalities.
He's usually all like fancy and proper. I cry, yeah,
like something like from myself or menace expected Yeah that
yeah it might be yeah, you know like you would
expect right.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yeah, yeah about that?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Okay, Sor it's like what I got him off guard there?
But yeah, so Greg has cracked these replies. He's gonna
have a couple of options for us, and then he'll
send those text messages back to these jag offs that
send these text messages in trying to ruin our day.
But yeah, about to get is about to get this struck? Yeah,
So Greg's inventory applies to text messages coming up next
(11:31):
to her in the Woody show hanging all right, So not
not everybody, uh not everybody loves the show or some
some people, uh, some people aren't fans. Well here this one,
this one, this one is a.
Speaker 12 (11:48):
Fan show, Sarah. I drive a tow truck for a living,
and so I listened to your show every single day.
I usually catch it on the podcast. I'm in and
out of the truck, and so that's her. I can
pause the podcast, as I can't pause the live radio.
But I was just going through and listening to some
of your older podcasts and people just call in and
they just like to complain about you guys. A lot
(12:10):
of menus, hate a lot of'm just like some crap.
And it's like, I love all of you. I love
all of you individually for who you.
Speaker 8 (12:16):
Are as a person.
Speaker 12 (12:17):
Woodis the glue that holds everybody together. Greg with the
foujie side of things, with his wine and his caviare
and his epty crackers. And then Gina. Oh, I love Gina.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Gina.
Speaker 12 (12:29):
It's such a good chef's kits addition to the show.
She's wonderful, She's hilarious. She's a little loud, but hey,
who cares, that's fine, Sammy. I love her. She's adorable
with her crocheting and her wanting to stay home and
watch the Hallmark Channel. I love her. She's so so,
so stinking cute. I put her in my pocket, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 10 (12:50):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (12:51):
Menace, hilarious, You're so dumb, and it's so great, poor
thing I get.
Speaker 8 (12:56):
I get such good laughs out of you just trying
to talk.
Speaker 12 (12:59):
He's pore much see that. Obviously you're an a hole,
But You're a funny a hole, and you know what,
you bring good content to the show. So even you,
I love you just.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
For being you.
Speaker 12 (13:12):
And then all the behind the scenes guys, the Borts,
the Mengis, the Morgans, Oh I love Morgan, Oh my God,
touch me in the face, girl, I love you, Bond,
can't forget Bond. I just I love all of you,
And honestly, listening to the older episodes, it's kind of
kind of a bummer because I'm listening to shows from
like twenty two, so it's pre Sammy, pre Morgan, pre Dina,
(13:35):
pre a lot of you, honestly, and it just doesn't
hit the thing. So I just want to say, I
love you, guys. The show is going in an awesome direction.
I love all the stuff you guys have been putting
out lately, and I love all of you as people
and anyways, all in me love keeping fighting right.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Which is funny because then I heard that voicemail and
then within a couple of minutes I saw this text.
Y'all sound like a bunch of sorority susies. This is
what happens when you put more chicks in the mix.
The Woody Show is gone. Lame. I hope it picks up.
I sense the show is going for a younger, possibly
(14:13):
stupider audience. Too bad, you're turning off a lot of listeners.
I'm not a fan of the rehearsed segments. I don't
know what that means, building to everybody talking over each other.
Your longtime listeners are a lot smarter than you know.
There are too many females chiming in. It spoils the broth.
(14:33):
The guys are more interesting and funny. Well, I just
missed the old show. It was spontaneous and real, without
a lot of tampon talk.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
That comes from you guys.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
F Yi, curiosity, all the guys very funny. Menace and
Woody let out some great comments. Side splitting anyway, Good
luck with it.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
All, Thank you, thank you. Why is it whenever somebody
has a negative comment they have to prot and that
they speak for the masses. But if somebody says something nice,
it's like, I really.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Like this, doesn't friends? Thank you? Guys rule exactly? It's
never that. All right, Well, we get good, we get bad.
Greg likes to have fun with these these piffy I mean,
that's the hope, right, the hope the ones I don't
I don't know what singers because it's just something. Sometimes
(15:24):
one just hits Greg a certain way, and these are
the ones that he selects for around a Greg Gory's
immature replies to text messages, real text messages sent into
the Woodie Show and now real replies, right.
Speaker 6 (15:38):
And for me, it's what it's just the idea of
it that cracks me up. Yeah, if you make a
complaint to let's say a company or a store, or
you know some sort of sales type DG. You imagine
if you bought something at Macy's, you had some feedback
(15:59):
and then you got something like this.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
About your mom's box, right, And I think about that.
That's what I find funny. Yeah, So Gregy he'll read
the text that that came in, and then he's got
a couple of different replies that he's considering, and then
we can all make a decision together which one ruins
the person's day.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
Right today, we have three options for each of the
two texts. So the first one is from the four
one two. I think maybe Sea Best sent this in
It says that segment Friday Oki effing sucks. You need
to leave the singing two professionals, stop singing songs. You're
not a band.
Speaker 9 (16:33):
But I thought that's what karaoke is.
Speaker 6 (16:35):
Apparently, I mean I did not send that in, but
he's mostly right. That's true. That segment, Friday Oki Evan sucks.
You need to leave the singing two professionals, stop singing songs.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
You're not a band.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
How about telling your mom to stop shining poles, she's
not a sailor. Or how about Friday Oki has nothing
to do with you being conceived by a mom who
charges by the hour and a daddy got invoice. Or
how about right, just so we're clear, bitch, you want
(17:10):
our wings Just so we're clear, bitch, you want our
mouths to be what your mom's legs never are.
Speaker 11 (17:16):
Close.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Okay, that's three.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Give me one again.
Speaker 6 (17:24):
One was tell your mom to stop shining poles, she's
not a sailor.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Yeah three. Yeah, that one didn't hit me at all either.
I was very upset about that one. This is good, Okay,
So we're going three, right, Yeah, getting.
Speaker 9 (17:39):
From I know we're not.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
Talking about your mom and her legs, okay, said.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
One day Rue, Yeah, one day Rod.
Speaker 6 (17:56):
This person's mad at us for you know, time off
the four six three. My wife and I got one
day off for Thanksgiving and you guys got a week.
We work harder in one week than you.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Do all year. Must be nice, gougeye douchebags. Wow, yeah, geez,
you just got served. All right?
Speaker 6 (18:15):
So option A, you know it doesn't have to work
hard at all, your jocks drop? Or how about you
know what has to work overtime your wife's spanks and vibrator.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Or how about.
Speaker 6 (18:33):
Let's all hope that ivermectin works on your mom's pubic life.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
No, right, that's really good. All right, so I need
to hear all three again.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
All right, you know it doesn't have to work hard
at all your jocks. I know it has to work
overtime your wife's spanks and vibrator, or let's all hope
ivermectin does work on your mom's pubic.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Lines one and I'll tell you why, because it's directed
at them, that's true.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
But the addition of the spanks just killed me because
their text was about them and reply to them special.
Speaker 6 (19:16):
And I know because you said my wife and I,
oh wait, that was very heteronormative.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
She can't have a wife.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Text?
Speaker 6 (19:28):
Okay, yeah, I text the complaint for my heteronormative yeah comment.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yeah, maybe it'll make the next round of not Cool
Cross Road.
Speaker 6 (19:36):
I know what doesn't have to work hard at a All? Okay,
I got a little water.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yeah that's a that's another day ruin. Great, thank you
Gregory's text message.
Speaker 9 (19:59):
Yeah, I good.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
It's a team effort around here. I like dat. All right,
we're gonna take a quick break more. What the show
is next? Hego, thanks, stop.
Speaker 12 (20:08):
To hear it the first time the show.
Speaker 13 (20:10):
We'll be right back
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