December 9, 2025 • 30 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
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Speaker 1 (00:20):
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Speaker 1 (00:47):
Weekend cheers and jeers, minus you got anything? Moves on?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Do that much?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Oh wait, I figured I would just kindumble up with Menace,
and so we have a lot of the same weekend.
There were some differences between his experience and my experience,
but yeah, overall, Oh, it was our extreme weekend trip
to Dubai.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
You finally did it.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
We did it.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
And so the flight left at three point thirty on
Friday afternoon and we arrived back home at about one
o'clock on Sunday, and in the meantime we flew sixteen
hours to the Middle East to Dubai. We were on
the ground for thirteen hours and then borded a sixteen
(01:33):
and a half hour flight back. Yes, Now, one thing
I will say is really cool. I wasn't sure like
the routing and how it was going to go, but
it's one of those trips that went over the top.
So we took off and went straight north over the
North Pole and then down the other side of the
planet down into Dubai. So we approached Dubai from like
if you know Dubai sits, you know, we came from
(01:56):
the east, right.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Did you look down and see the north lights?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I didn't because I was sleeping at that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
But the biggest, the biggest tip that I would have
for anybody doing something like that is try to stay
on your own home schedule.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, as best as you can.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
And that's what That's what Medicine I both did, which
is why we're totally keeps asking how do we feel?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Totally normal? Yeah, totally normal.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
But with that whole going over the North Pole thing,
Richard our listener, he explained it to me and he said,
it's actually a faster way of mitting to where we're going,
because you know, the Earth might not be flat. Guys,
So if you he goes this is the way you
could check it out. Where you grab a globe, grab
a piece of string, and then take the string from
where we left and go to the Middle East and
(02:42):
a string will be shorter if you did it, like.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
As opposed to going around the Earth. Yeah. Yeah, it
was pretty cool. I learned a lot. But we flew
first class on Emirates. Oh.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
The plane it's hard to even describe. It's massive. It's
an airbus three eighty.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
You go upstairs, for God's sake.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I mean, and it's not just like there's a small
upstairs area towards the front of the plane. It goes
the length of the entire plane.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I thought it was only in the front. So it
goes to the length of the entire plan. It's massive.
So where were your pods or whatever? They're upstairs upstairs.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Stairs, in front the front of the plane.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, towards the front of the plane. And then so
there's a lounge and the lounges all the way on
the back of the plane.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
So you go first class curtain through all the business
class people, which those are laid flat and those super nice.
Those are really nice. And then you go beyond a
curtain there and then that's where there's this lounge and
it's a full like horseshoe bar person there serving drinks.
There's multiple tables, sandwiches, tables kind of set up and
(03:44):
you can just kind of hang out and lounge back.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
There the big screen TVs like games and stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
They're like seat belts back there.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
No, yeah, yeah, when you're sitting there, there are there
were seat belts like on.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Them about how many people can fit in the lounge
at one time?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Thirty it's pretty big, but it was never super crowded
back there now. And then beyond that, beyond the lounge
towards the back of the plane was the full kitchen
that they had where they were making all the food
because it was a it was a full menu that
we were presenting.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
And that was Greg's question, like are they actually making
the food because they asked.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Me how I wanted my steak?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
God, yeah, I had the Wagu sliders that you recommended,
and those were fantastic.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Greg oded on caviar, nice.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Emmerts, first classes that it's it's like a unlimited caviar.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Now when they say unlimited unlimited, they're likelimited and it's
like a tub they give you. They give you a big, giant,
huge and they would you like more and like yeah, sure, the.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Robin the minute, get on the planet's dom carry on,
and uh, dude, it's it's amazing the level of customer service.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
We took showers. Yeah, how is that? The bathroom is huge?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
By the way, we have a full video on our
Instagram at the Woody Show where you could see a
lot of this stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
You see like the lounge you see and the shower.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Uh, and the it's a huge, huge bathroom, right, massive mass.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, looked really big. There's screens in it. Is the
water pressure weak or is it now? No, it's great
they do that.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
The water is like hot hot if you want to Yeah, yeah,
it's so cool.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
And I saw in the video that you posted it.
There's like a countdown clock on the shower for how much.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Time power water. Obviously there's a limited water supply being
on a plane and all. And then are the people
waiting for you or is it? Yeah, there's like a
they call it a spa attendant. So this person just
stands outside of the bathroom. It's kind of like a
like a reception area and anything you need they can
get you, or like once once you're done, they'll go
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in and they'll freshen up the bathroom for the next
person and put did you.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Put your Jammy's on?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
They issue you pajamas.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
No, you said you weren't going to fit in them.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I fit in the pants. The shirt I did fit in,
but it wasn't super comfortable. So I just used like
a regular T shirt that I brought that I normally
sleep in. But man, the world's most comfortable slippers. Oh, okay,
they give you those.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
And then oh, I brought one for Greg because.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
The wait a second, a second, So this is this is.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
What they give you for your toilet tries.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Greg, which one did he give you? I got a
better one for Greg.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
It was like, wait, isn't he already getting one you give?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
You gave him the crappier one because I already had
a picture of this, Greg, And this is the one
he said.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
The dog that same one.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
No, it's not. This is the one on the outbound.
This is the one you just gave Greg.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I brought in. Both realized that there was a differend. Greg,
I think it's either I think it's Bulgary.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah and watch there we go.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah, yeah, and wow, this is amazing. Which which which
one do you want? I like that one, like.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, you can have a set or whoever else wants.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
It's like my first class.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, but look it has like this is guys stuff. Yeah,
well I got a guy.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Only where's Michael Jordan's colonna?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Like Greg, look at the little the little pouch. Yeah, literally, I.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Don't mean to put him on blast and does smell good.
But my husband buys Michael Jordan Kolonne off of Amazon.
I'd love him to step it up a little.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Look at this little Yeah, this is oh my thank you,
thank you, thank you. It's like I'm on first class. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Now, were you guys able to get caviar for him?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, you can't get that backyard to go.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
You've got to go through a thing called customs. Thank you,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
And uh, you know, so staying on the on the schedule,
like you know, the plane left like three thirty, so
about seven thirty, which is when I would typically like
start like passing out at home is when I'm like,
you know what, I'm gonna shut it down.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I slept from let's call it eight o'clock. By the
time I fell asleep, they set your then they set
your little pot up and everything with this like bedding material.
They have a they put like a mattress thing down.
The seat goes flat. Then they put a mattress thing on.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Top of that. It feels like it's really luxury linens.
You have this pillow, the whole thing. To get it
all set up for you. You go changing your jammis
and whatever you and they basically tuck you in. There
are these two giant doors that are on a button
and goes just slide shut. And they were like really
tall walls so that you have complete privacy. Uh.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
And I passed out, didn't wake up until about four o'clock,
and so I looked at my aura ring. It was
the best sleep score I've gotten in weeks, better than
any night on the cruise that I was just on.
It was a ninety one sleep score. It was unbelievable,
and you slept for eight hours straight. I was out
and though I woke up, I watched a little TV
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and by the time I woke up, It's like we
were going to be landing, not that not that long.
So I had time to eat, I had a meal,
I took a shower, and then we were landing.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
The field looked incredible.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
So is there a part of you that thinks sleeping
is almost a waste on a flight like that? Not
when it's sixteen hours really, so then it's still so long. Yeah,
you still got another eight hours. Now, had you not
slept and you just wanted more sliders, more caviarr they
would just endless. Everything is endless. Yeah, just unreal.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yeah, so I realized this is not the way that
everybody can travel like it was first class on Emirates Airlines.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
It was an experience.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
It was a bucket list thing for Menace for his birthday.
We have been to be able to work it out.
The company paid for it, like, you know, thirty thousand
dollars each round trip for that experience. Now, I will say,
business class looks phenomenal. You still have access to the lounge,
you still get the priority boarding, you still get all
this other stuff, and that that would have been that
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would have been fine too.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Yeah, it's just like pretty much like a smaller pot.
And then a smaller like TV screen.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
And that said, I can't imagine. I can't imagine that
I would ever want to do a flight that long
and just even regular economy, Like, I don't know how
people do.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I've done it four times?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah, why Like and that's the thing. It's like, I
would just rather not would take you don't have to,
that's the thing you don't. I would rather not go, save,
save a little bit longer. Yeah, you know a little bit.
So this flight forever. Now, the whole flight, I was
just thinking, like how could I make this like my life?
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Ye this is all I do because we were there
with Also there was a family on the way back,
little kids.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
The little kid has still had to pay thirty grand yea.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah, she was never in that pod. Yeah, like she
was either with her dad and his pod or the
mind in their pod.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
But that's their life.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah say yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Do you guys know how much the tickets for business
class go for?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
No, but I want to look that up. Yeah, but
it was uh really cool.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Would you say that the way back was just as good?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Uh? No, because the I find the way back didn't
work at all?
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Oh no, no, l Yeah, I mean I was texting
you some pretty horrible memes and you weren't responding.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, it made a refund. Yeah what about the actual flight?
Was it smooth and oh yeah yeah yeah yeah. The
plane is so big, man, it's uh. They also as
an aviation freak. They they have cameras that are posted
on the front of the plane like that knows of
the plane. And then there's one that's like kind of
on the tail that looks down over the fuselage with
the wings and you see like the as you're flying.
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And there's one on the belly of the planet looks
straight down and you can see like what you're flying directly.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Over, so you could watch the landing and everything. You
could watch everything. It was so it was so cool. Yeah.
What a waste of money would be eight hours of sleep? No, dude,
you're one way was sixteen hours? Yeah, and then there
were still another sixteen and a half hours back.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah, I think like we did. Okay, yeah, gotta sleep.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
I would say, what a waste to have a bed
and not sleep. Yeah, That's how I would look at it.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
In a way, it was all part of the experience.
Like sixteen hours is a long time.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
What I'm saying like, if I didn't get to try sleeping, I'd.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Be like, yeah, you could try all the food you
can watch in the library on the plane of movies
that you have to choose from over two thousand titles.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
That's not being Also, I mean I didn't want to
stay up the whole time because I actually wanted to
experience Dubai when we landed.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Well, just like what, yeah, which we're going to get
to medicine his Dubai experience and then.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Very different my Dubai experience. Uh huh uh. And we'll
do that when we come back.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
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Speaker 2 (12:44):
Yeah, we were talking about menace in my extreme weekend
trip to Dubai. Yeah, we did over the weekend, sixteen
hours to Dubai, thirteen hours on the ground in Dubai,
and then sixteen and.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
A half hours back.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Amazing.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Yeah, So again we spent this last second just kind
of talking about the plane and what that was all about.
It's an Airbus A three eighty And just to give
you an idea of the scale, Greg, huh.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
So here is a picture I'm gonna show. Great. So
this is a regular.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Southwest jet right Okay, in Southwest they fly all the
same planes, so just for scale, they look. This is
an overhead shot of one of the planes that look
like we were on next to two Southwest planes.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Yeah, it's like whoa at all?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
It doesn't whoa.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
There's another picture of just a regular American Airlines jet
in front on a on a taxiway in front of
one of the Airbus A three eighties.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Yeah it's it looks like a toy.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah, it does it. It's greazy.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Here you go stand there's beyond reality. Yeah yeah, it's
it's huge. Anyway, So we land in Dubai. Menace the listener,
who by the way, Richard, super cool guy, uh, super normal,
not annoying, very cool dude. So we shout out to Richard.
He was he was great, And so we get to
the airport. I told you now, I'll tell my story
quickly because it's it's not very excited. I did not
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leave the airport. I say, like I said, I just
I'm my only interesting. My only interest in this was
to see the plane, which I did. Got to Dubai
and I booked. There's a hotel inside the terminal at
the Dubai airport which is massive, and it's a five
star hotel, very nice at thirteen hours. So I got
this room and it's a beautiful room, like a sharper
(14:36):
image massage chair in there this whole day. But right
downstairs on the on the first floor obviously is this
giant like duty free mall. Everything from the Lego store
to a Nike store to apphole store, like all kinds.
Oh yeah, they had all kinds of stuff at bud
Wiser restaurant, like So I walked just to get some
walking in. I walked around there, came back to the room,
got a bunch of work done for this week, just
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sitting in the room listening the Christmas music. Samuel Yeah,
I heard a bunch of Christians music in the mall plants.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I'm like, yeah, they had like Christmas trees everywhere.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Oh yeah, so festive.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
So I got I got that work done, made a
couple of phone calls because it was like normal hours
back homes. Dad, talked to my mom, talked to my wife,
and then I booked myself because it's a twenty four
hour spa at the hotel, I booked a two hour massage.
Two hours two hours. I got the most amazing massage.
It was like one of the best. And I've gotten
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a lot of massage, you know, I love message. It
was one of the best massage I've ever had in
my entire life. What made it different the the therapist
was so good. It was like it wasn't painful, but
it was just the pressure and just so rejuvenating, refreshing.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
It was. It was. It was amazing everywhere there. Yeah,
it was so weird.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
And then I went back to the room, I showered,
I had about an hour to kill before it's time
to go back to the gate to get on the plane.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
So that was my Dubai experience now menace. Yes.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
So the second it was crazy because we're getting off
the plane and there was somebody already waiting for Woody
to take them.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
To walk me to the hotel.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
They didn't The airport's massive, so Richard and I, Richard
being the listener, we went out of the airport and
they already had a car waiting for us, like super
nice BMW. And then we immediately go to the Dubai
Mall slash Birch Kleifa Birch Clifa, tallest building in the world.
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And Rich had a different he had a different time
to go toward the the Birge.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
So yeah, because you have to make make an appointment.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Yeah, and uh so he went and did that, and
he also wanted to check out all the fountains and
then this little night market that they have outside of
the Birge, So he went and did that. I went
inside the mall, and I'm telling you, this mall is
so incredible that if you're like super super balling, they
have like these high end golf carts that will take
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you around shopping in the mall. And they looked like
little like rolls royces and like so people are just
like in there and they're just like sitting in them.
And then I haven't I haven't posted, and I'll do
like extended cuts of a lot of stuff that we
did over the weekend. I just wanted to get some
things up on our social But I did send that
video to you, Greg and the bathroom just at the
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mall Okay is like a high end hotel.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
It's full door.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
There was like fifteen in a row, and it's not
like and they had bathroom attendants and it's not like
they're trying to sell you candy or anything like that,
like people actually cleaning the bathroom. The second somebody gets
out of the stall, it is like it's insane. Yeah,
and they just they had all these little towels that
said do buy mall in it. And then so they
have like aquarium, they have they have ice skating roast,
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and the aquarium was at the mall. I saw your
footage from the aquaium.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Where's that? Yeah, it was at the the mall bathroom.
It's actual like cloth towels. Now, did you coca? Not
at the hotel? Oh okay, but I'll get to that.
But because of all that food on the plane, yeah happened.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
And then also I found that the the items I
don't know because maybe uh it's you know, it cost
money to get it to America, but like exclusive like
tennis shoes that I wanted that I can't find anywhere else.
They're there at the mall and they're cheaper. So this
like pair of shoes that I almost bought. I'm telling
you four hundred bucks like a week and a half ago,
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or two hundred fifty bucks at the mall there. Yeah,
and they had like so many more difference.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Next day I went to the Nikes for I'm like, oh,
those are cool. I know, Nikes aren't cool anymore.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Guys, I still like them, like them, but yeah, so
they had all this exclusive stuff. And then so then
I took a tour of the Birge and went all
the way to the top and it's just insane because
of all the lights and like the buildings that they
have everywhere.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
And what time of day was that? It was like overnight, dude.
So we landed. The plane landed seven thirty pm, okay,
Saturday night Dubai time. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
So I think I finished up at the Birds at
around eleven pm.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
And then our flight left the next morning, Sunday morning
Dubai time, at eight thirty Okay, So.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
It all just happens. Everything is still open, yeah, four
hour place. Yeah. Great.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
So then so I go to them all a little
bit more, and then Rich and I we meet up again,
and I said, hey, do you want to go to
this other part of Dubai where they stay open really late.
It's another like outdoor shopping mall area. It's called City Walk,
and we hit up Raisin Canes together just because for that.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Then we buy raising.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Can Yeah, and then we also hit up this place
called Brass Monkey that I saw. Now I didn't post it,
but you can actually drink there. So we did have alcohol,
Like it's a so you can drink and Dubai just
fi but it's just in certain sections. And they they
just asked you, hey, don't be posting on social media,
like there's little signs, so just don't post. Don't post
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the alcohol, but better follow the rules there.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Yeah, I'm not going to like try to get away
with anything. So yeah, so we did some bowling and then.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Yeah, where did you do the bowling?
Speaker 4 (20:06):
At this place called Brass Milk and that stays open
to like three am.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
That was awesome.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Yeah, and then we went around the city a little
bit more. We tried to go over to Atlantis and
because I misread that you could go there twenty four
hours a day, but we tried to go there at
like three am, and they're like, no, unless you're like
staying at Atlanta's you can't do that. But if it
was during the day, we could have went in. It
went in. So then we saw we like saw all
these like super high end car dealerships are just like Ferraris,
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Rose Royce everything, every like high end card you can
think of in this like their shopping mall area.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
It was just yeah, in it's just it's just there,
like the Ford dealers at home. It was crazy, but
you know, we definitely want to spend more time there.
The word I used, and just it's from my very
limited experience of just the airport is opulence.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Yeah, you know, that's what they're all about, dude. It
is all this over the top even but.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Clean.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
You know the Hudson news stand you see whatever. Okay,
so it's that, but there's a whole like refrigerated case
just for caviar at the news stand.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Yeah. It was nuts.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
And then we're like, well we start we have to
start heading back now. So we go back to the
airport and the Emirates Lounge there is the biggest one
in the world. It's one hundred thousand square feet. It's massive,
and it has all this super high end food like sushi,
sam like sandwiches that you would find in Italy's somewhere
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and it's like anything that you wanted. So then we
end up hanging out there and then we met up
with Wood again and got back on the plane.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Was it hard to go back to your customs?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
No, not at all. It took like thirty seconds. It
was awesome. Yeah, I love it. It's it was quite
the experience. Man, it was then really cool. Menace. Having
traveled around Dubai, are there any quote bad parts of
town or is it all gorgeous?
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Not in the visit at all. Also, like people say, oh,
there's super strict, Like when I went to the mall,
like all the women there are just like they're they're
not covered up, they're dressed. They're just dressed really nice.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah. I saw women, yeah normally.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
And then I mean there were some women that were
covered up, but that's you know, that's their choice. But
then I saw women like bikini strap tops and stuff
like that. Oh really yeah, it was awesome. I loved it.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Well, you won't see them there today, no, No, I
they've been removed.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
No they're yeah, they're just shopping, shopping throughout the entire
mall and just living their life.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
But I'll say that.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
My jeers was that, you know, I got to the
burge and I got out all the way up to
the top within one minute and that's one hundred and
fifty four floors, I believe, right, super fast. Then I
get back to work and this is my gears. I
try to use the elevator here not working.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
That's reality a lot.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
I really had no gear for then. The only thing
I can think of was the flight. On the way back,
the Wi Fi didn't work at all, like.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
On the start working you started getting over Canada.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
On the way there, they had it, but it was
one of those it's not starlink, so you can't like
send pictures or video. You can't stream, But not that
you needed it because the like I said, the onboard
entertainment over two thousand movies to choose from ithind and
I downloaded a bunch of stuff to an iPad and
totally fine.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
But just for keeping in touch with people, because.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
You know, my parents are very nervous, like, oh my god,
I can't believe you're doing so just to kind of
touch base with people like that would be the only
but they have I guess Emirates is they're installing Starlink
on all of their planes, and it's gonna be done
by March.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
So what we do it next year? So next time,
you know, next time we'll all go with you. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Yeah, I'll definitely post like extended versions of the plane
later today.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
I just wanted to get some stuff up. It was
kind of you.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Know, I'm trying to like run around to buy and
edit video at the same time and post it so
people can see what's going on.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Well, you can see what we got so far. It's
up on our Instagram at the Woody Show. Check it
out there, Menace something crossed off the bucket list everything.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
For years, for years we've heard about that, what a
great year there is there on the jetway to when
you're boarding the plane. Are there multiple jetways? Yes, so
you can board a lot of people at the same time. Yeah,
there were there were two. Wow, But I did one
for upstairs one for downstairs. I did love.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Every time we were telling like the flight attendants what
we were doing, They're like, you're doing what Oh yeah, wait, you're.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Going there for thirteen hours? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah. Nobody nobody had anything, Just like I know, I
just wanted to see the plane, like oh my god.
That's yeah. Everyone really nice. So shout out to Emirates
Airlines not a sponsor, but they totally should. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
It was really cool and the people of the Dubai
were super cool. I have like everybody had any interaction with.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Was just super cool. Ye in one weekend yeaheah show
text in.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Seven, Well, we spent all this time talking about between
Menace and are our weekend cheer yea, the extreme weekend
trip to Dubai. I guess we could just kind of
get this out of the way. The opposite end of that.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Was what Greg and Sammy got experienced over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
I guess Greg, we'll start with you weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah, the polar opposite of you, where you had no jeer.
I really had no cheer. I'm going to start with
my jeers because that's what my weekend was. I was
so damn sick. And you know how you're supposed to
get ten thousand steps a day, Yeah, I maybe got
ten maybe, I mean that's being jerous. It was awful.
(25:55):
Glide around, did nothing, sneezing, coughing, sore throat. It was
like breathing in fire didn't even leave. It sucked. I
hated this weekend. I watched a flat earth documentary that
got me angry because people are so stupid. Oh, I
couldn't believe it. I thought, at least I can watch
something interesting and a flat earthers. God, you're on the
(26:17):
level of insanity that is just uncompromised. Did they talk
to Yeah, I mean the whole they did, and they
never say who they are. They are fooling us, they
want us to. They gave us globes when we were kids.
So like, not only was I sick, I was like
angry watching this insane documentary. They say the documentary why
(26:41):
they are keeping it secret? No, they never explain anything
at least so dumb.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
They've ever told me once why they're keeping in secret
is because it would if the Earth was flat, it
would prove that God is real.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Oh okay, no, they never mentioned that. So a giant jeer.
My only cheer is that I did leave the house
last night to go to a dinner party at a
friend's house. And by dinner party, it was just the
three of us and it was like stepping into a magazine.
Her house is insanely gorgeous. The food was perfect, everything
was presented like a magazine and I felt very nice
and that was it. I was out of the house
(27:16):
for three hours. Well this did something. Yeah, yeah, I
did one thing and that was nice. But yeah, what
a terrible weekend.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Yeah, Sammy, kind of the same, kind of the same.
But to be clear, I did stuff. I went to
a whole white kind of festival thing on Friday. I
went to a Christmas parade on Saturday, and.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Which was fun.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
But the thing was was I was sick and then
I was started to feel better, so I went and
did things, and then Saturday night it just hit me
and I was so sick, and so that is a
real bummer. But I took niquill. I remembered I had
niquill that night, and oh my god, I took niquill
and I passed out for twelve hours. So even though
(27:55):
I did stuff, my biggest cheers is passing out for
twelve hours thanks to niquill.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
It was the night Quill day.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Quill musin x D slash just so much you gotta
take so much fluid, yeah, that you feel like you're
almost overdoing it. Like you remember the woman that there
was an infamous radio contest that happened where it was
called hold your wis and people drinking without going to
the bathroom. Whoever could hold their pee the longest would
have won this Nintendo Wi which was the big thing
(28:23):
at the time. And uh, there was a woman who died. Yeah,
because you basically drowned yourself. You have to do it
like one step before that. Because everybody I've talked to,
people who live on the opposite side of the country,
everybody who I'm talking to, everybody has the same damn thing.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Yeah, every it's just every It's just everywhere right now.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Yeah, just yeah, just just hydrate musin x D night
quill at night, day quill during the day.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
And you know, did you try to hydrate with champagne
because that's what I did.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
I did, and also some light beers. I tried to
And I'm like, why am I still feeling sick?
Speaker 3 (29:02):
This is so weird.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
About that that flat Earth offer from Columbia Sportswear. You
know that? Ye love that.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yeah, Columbia Sports where their CEO made an announcement They'll
give you the entire company.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
If you I am Tim Boyle, I'm the CEO here.
Columbia sportswear and this message just for flat earthers. You
guys claim there's an end to the earth. We'll just
go snap a picture, send it to us, and you
get the assets of the company, all of it. No paperwork,
no lawyers, no catches, some paperwork. Hey, we're giving you
(29:37):
all this, Chris and all of that. Hey, flat earthers,
do me a favor. If you're going to the edge
of the earth were Columbia, you'll need it. I love
that guy. Go do it. That's a shame.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
That was the only thing that was on TV, Greg,
you know, because you're already not feeling well, then the.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Only watch TV. It was a maddening alright.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
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Speaker 1 (30:05):
They show back in the mid show
You can move on the floor, right, you know you can.
You can choose something or whatever.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Man you crap in my ned that might be a
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And now more of the Woody Show.
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That's Gina Grant, Greg Gory, Menace. What is up high?
We got Sea Bass, We've got Sammy Morgan is here.
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Speaker 1 (00:47):
Weekend cheers and jeers, minus you got anything? Moves on?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Do that much?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Oh wait, I figured I would just kindumble up with Menace,
and so we have a lot of the same weekend.
There were some differences between his experience and my experience,
but yeah, overall, Oh, it was our extreme weekend trip
to Dubai.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
You finally did it.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
We did it.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
And so the flight left at three point thirty on
Friday afternoon and we arrived back home at about one
o'clock on Sunday, and in the meantime we flew sixteen
hours to the Middle East to Dubai. We were on
the ground for thirteen hours and then borded a sixteen
(01:33):
and a half hour flight back. Yes, Now, one thing
I will say is really cool. I wasn't sure like
the routing and how it was going to go, but
it's one of those trips that went over the top.
So we took off and went straight north over the
North Pole and then down the other side of the
planet down into Dubai. So we approached Dubai from like
if you know Dubai sits, you know, we came from
(01:56):
the east, right.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Did you look down and see the north lights?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I didn't because I was sleeping at that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
But the biggest, the biggest tip that I would have
for anybody doing something like that is try to stay
on your own home schedule.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, as best as you can.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
And that's what That's what Medicine I both did, which
is why we're totally keeps asking how do we feel?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Totally normal? Yeah, totally normal.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
But with that whole going over the North Pole thing,
Richard our listener, he explained it to me and he said,
it's actually a faster way of mitting to where we're going,
because you know, the Earth might not be flat. Guys,
So if you he goes this is the way you
could check it out. Where you grab a globe, grab
a piece of string, and then take the string from
where we left and go to the Middle East and
(02:42):
a string will be shorter if you did it, like.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
As opposed to going around the Earth. Yeah. Yeah, it
was pretty cool. I learned a lot. But we flew
first class on Emirates. Oh.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
The plane it's hard to even describe. It's massive. It's
an airbus three eighty.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
You go upstairs, for God's sake.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I mean, and it's not just like there's a small
upstairs area towards the front of the plane. It goes
the length of the entire plane.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I thought it was only in the front. So it
goes to the length of the entire plan. It's massive.
So where were your pods or whatever? They're upstairs upstairs.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Stairs, in front the front of the plane.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, towards the front of the plane. And then so
there's a lounge and the lounges all the way on
the back of the plane.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
So you go first class curtain through all the business
class people, which those are laid flat and those super nice.
Those are really nice. And then you go beyond a
curtain there and then that's where there's this lounge and
it's a full like horseshoe bar person there serving drinks.
There's multiple tables, sandwiches, tables kind of set up and
(03:44):
you can just kind of hang out and lounge back.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
There the big screen TVs like games and stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
They're like seat belts back there.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
No, yeah, yeah, when you're sitting there, there are there
were seat belts like on.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Them about how many people can fit in the lounge
at one time?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Thirty it's pretty big, but it was never super crowded
back there now. And then beyond that, beyond the lounge
towards the back of the plane was the full kitchen
that they had where they were making all the food
because it was a it was a full menu that
we were presenting.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
And that was Greg's question, like are they actually making
the food because they asked.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Me how I wanted my steak?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
God, yeah, I had the Wagu sliders that you recommended,
and those were fantastic.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Greg oded on caviar, nice.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Emmerts, first classes that it's it's like a unlimited caviar.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Now when they say unlimited unlimited, they're likelimited and it's
like a tub they give you. They give you a big, giant,
huge and they would you like more and like yeah, sure, the.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Robin the minute, get on the planet's dom carry on,
and uh, dude, it's it's amazing the level of customer service.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
We took showers. Yeah, how is that? The bathroom is huge?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
By the way, we have a full video on our
Instagram at the Woody Show where you could see a
lot of this stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
You see like the lounge you see and the shower.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Uh, and the it's a huge, huge bathroom, right, massive mass.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, looked really big. There's screens in it. Is the
water pressure weak or is it now? No, it's great
they do that.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
The water is like hot hot if you want to Yeah, yeah,
it's so cool.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
And I saw in the video that you posted it.
There's like a countdown clock on the shower for how much.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Time power water. Obviously there's a limited water supply being
on a plane and all. And then are the people
waiting for you or is it? Yeah, there's like a
they call it a spa attendant. So this person just
stands outside of the bathroom. It's kind of like a
like a reception area and anything you need they can
get you, or like once once you're done, they'll go
(05:56):
in and they'll freshen up the bathroom for the next
person and put did you.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Put your Jammy's on?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
They issue you pajamas.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
No, you said you weren't going to fit in them.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I fit in the pants. The shirt I did fit in,
but it wasn't super comfortable. So I just used like
a regular T shirt that I brought that I normally
sleep in. But man, the world's most comfortable slippers. Oh, okay,
they give you those.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
And then oh, I brought one for Greg because.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
The wait a second, a second, So this is this is.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
What they give you for your toilet tries.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Greg, which one did he give you? I got a
better one for Greg.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
It was like, wait, isn't he already getting one you give?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
You gave him the crappier one because I already had
a picture of this, Greg, And this is the one
he said.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
The dog that same one.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
No, it's not. This is the one on the outbound.
This is the one you just gave Greg.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I brought in. Both realized that there was a differend. Greg,
I think it's either I think it's Bulgary.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah and watch there we go.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah, yeah, and wow, this is amazing. Which which which
one do you want? I like that one, like.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, you can have a set or whoever else wants.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
It's like my first class.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, but look it has like this is guys stuff. Yeah,
well I got a guy.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Only where's Michael Jordan's colonna?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Like Greg, look at the little the little pouch. Yeah, literally, I.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Don't mean to put him on blast and does smell good.
But my husband buys Michael Jordan Kolonne off of Amazon.
I'd love him to step it up a little.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Look at this little Yeah, this is oh my thank you,
thank you, thank you. It's like I'm on first class. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Now, were you guys able to get caviar for him?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, you can't get that backyard to go.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
You've got to go through a thing called customs. Thank you,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
And uh, you know, so staying on the on the schedule,
like you know, the plane left like three thirty, so
about seven thirty, which is when I would typically like
start like passing out at home is when I'm like,
you know what, I'm gonna shut it down.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I slept from let's call it eight o'clock. By the
time I fell asleep, they set your then they set
your little pot up and everything with this like bedding material.
They have a they put like a mattress thing down.
The seat goes flat. Then they put a mattress thing on.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Top of that. It feels like it's really luxury linens.
You have this pillow, the whole thing. To get it
all set up for you. You go changing your jammis
and whatever you and they basically tuck you in. There
are these two giant doors that are on a button
and goes just slide shut. And they were like really
tall walls so that you have complete privacy. Uh.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
And I passed out, didn't wake up until about four o'clock,
and so I looked at my aura ring. It was
the best sleep score I've gotten in weeks, better than
any night on the cruise that I was just on.
It was a ninety one sleep score. It was unbelievable,
and you slept for eight hours straight. I was out
and though I woke up, I watched a little TV
(08:59):
and by the time I woke up, It's like we
were going to be landing, not that not that long.
So I had time to eat, I had a meal,
I took a shower, and then we were landing.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
The field looked incredible.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
So is there a part of you that thinks sleeping
is almost a waste on a flight like that? Not
when it's sixteen hours really, so then it's still so long. Yeah,
you still got another eight hours. Now, had you not
slept and you just wanted more sliders, more caviarr they
would just endless. Everything is endless. Yeah, just unreal.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yeah, so I realized this is not the way that
everybody can travel like it was first class on Emirates Airlines.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
It was an experience.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
It was a bucket list thing for Menace for his birthday.
We have been to be able to work it out.
The company paid for it, like, you know, thirty thousand
dollars each round trip for that experience. Now, I will say,
business class looks phenomenal. You still have access to the lounge,
you still get the priority boarding, you still get all
this other stuff, and that that would have been that
(09:56):
would have been fine too.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Yeah, it's just like pretty much like a smaller pot.
And then a smaller like TV screen.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
And that said, I can't imagine. I can't imagine that
I would ever want to do a flight that long
and just even regular economy, Like, I don't know how
people do.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I've done it four times?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah, why Like and that's the thing. It's like, I
would just rather not would take you don't have to,
that's the thing you don't. I would rather not go, save,
save a little bit longer. Yeah, you know a little bit.
So this flight forever. Now, the whole flight, I was
just thinking, like how could I make this like my life?
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Ye this is all I do because we were there
with Also there was a family on the way back,
little kids.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
The little kid has still had to pay thirty grand yea.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah, she was never in that pod. Yeah, like she
was either with her dad and his pod or the
mind in their pod.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
But that's their life.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah say yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Do you guys know how much the tickets for business
class go for?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
No, but I want to look that up. Yeah, but
it was uh really cool.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Would you say that the way back was just as good?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Uh? No, because the I find the way back didn't
work at all?
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Oh no, no, l Yeah, I mean I was texting
you some pretty horrible memes and you weren't responding.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, it made a refund. Yeah what about the actual flight?
Was it smooth and oh yeah yeah yeah yeah. The
plane is so big, man, it's uh. They also as
an aviation freak. They they have cameras that are posted
on the front of the plane like that knows of
the plane. And then there's one that's like kind of
on the tail that looks down over the fuselage with
the wings and you see like the as you're flying.
(11:28):
And there's one on the belly of the planet looks
straight down and you can see like what you're flying directly.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Over, so you could watch the landing and everything. You
could watch everything. It was so it was so cool. Yeah.
What a waste of money would be eight hours of sleep? No, dude,
you're one way was sixteen hours? Yeah, and then there
were still another sixteen and a half hours back.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah, I think like we did. Okay, yeah, gotta sleep.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
I would say, what a waste to have a bed
and not sleep. Yeah, That's how I would look at it.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
In a way, it was all part of the experience.
Like sixteen hours is a long time.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
What I'm saying like, if I didn't get to try sleeping, I'd.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Be like, yeah, you could try all the food you
can watch in the library on the plane of movies
that you have to choose from over two thousand titles.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
That's not being Also, I mean I didn't want to
stay up the whole time because I actually wanted to
experience Dubai when we landed.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Well, just like what, yeah, which we're going to get
to medicine his Dubai experience and then.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Very different my Dubai experience. Uh huh uh. And we'll
do that when we come back.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
After the break eight seven seven forty four, Woodie hit
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Speaker 2 (12:44):
Yeah, we were talking about menace in my extreme weekend
trip to Dubai. Yeah, we did over the weekend, sixteen
hours to Dubai, thirteen hours on the ground in Dubai,
and then sixteen and.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
A half hours back.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Amazing.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Yeah, So again we spent this last second just kind
of talking about the plane and what that was all about.
It's an Airbus A three eighty And just to give
you an idea of the scale, Greg, huh.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
So here is a picture I'm gonna show. Great. So
this is a regular.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Southwest jet right Okay, in Southwest they fly all the
same planes, so just for scale, they look. This is
an overhead shot of one of the planes that look
like we were on next to two Southwest planes.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Yeah, it's like whoa at all?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
It doesn't whoa.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
There's another picture of just a regular American Airlines jet
in front on a on a taxiway in front of
one of the Airbus A three eighties.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Yeah it's it looks like a toy.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah, it does it. It's greazy.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Here you go stand there's beyond reality. Yeah yeah, it's
it's huge. Anyway, So we land in Dubai. Menace the listener,
who by the way, Richard, super cool guy, uh, super normal,
not annoying, very cool dude. So we shout out to Richard.
He was he was great, And so we get to
the airport. I told you now, I'll tell my story
quickly because it's it's not very excited. I did not
(14:13):
leave the airport. I say, like I said, I just
I'm my only interesting. My only interest in this was
to see the plane, which I did. Got to Dubai
and I booked. There's a hotel inside the terminal at
the Dubai airport which is massive, and it's a five
star hotel, very nice at thirteen hours. So I got
this room and it's a beautiful room, like a sharper
(14:36):
image massage chair in there this whole day. But right
downstairs on the on the first floor obviously is this
giant like duty free mall. Everything from the Lego store
to a Nike store to apphole store, like all kinds.
Oh yeah, they had all kinds of stuff at bud
Wiser restaurant, like So I walked just to get some
walking in. I walked around there, came back to the room,
got a bunch of work done for this week, just
(14:58):
sitting in the room listening the Christmas music. Samuel Yeah,
I heard a bunch of Christians music in the mall plants.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I'm like, yeah, they had like Christmas trees everywhere.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Oh yeah, so festive.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
So I got I got that work done, made a
couple of phone calls because it was like normal hours
back homes. Dad, talked to my mom, talked to my wife,
and then I booked myself because it's a twenty four
hour spa at the hotel, I booked a two hour massage.
Two hours two hours. I got the most amazing massage.
It was like one of the best. And I've gotten
(15:28):
a lot of massage, you know, I love message. It
was one of the best massage I've ever had in
my entire life. What made it different the the therapist
was so good. It was like it wasn't painful, but
it was just the pressure and just so rejuvenating, refreshing.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
It was. It was. It was amazing everywhere there. Yeah,
it was so weird.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
And then I went back to the room, I showered,
I had about an hour to kill before it's time
to go back to the gate to get on the plane.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
So that was my Dubai experience now menace. Yes.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
So the second it was crazy because we're getting off
the plane and there was somebody already waiting for Woody
to take them.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
To walk me to the hotel.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
They didn't The airport's massive, so Richard and I, Richard
being the listener, we went out of the airport and
they already had a car waiting for us, like super
nice BMW. And then we immediately go to the Dubai
Mall slash Birch Kleifa Birch Clifa, tallest building in the world.
(16:32):
And Rich had a different he had a different time
to go toward the the Birge.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
So yeah, because you have to make make an appointment.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Yeah, and uh so he went and did that, and
he also wanted to check out all the fountains and
then this little night market that they have outside of
the Birge, So he went and did that. I went
inside the mall, and I'm telling you, this mall is
so incredible that if you're like super super balling, they
have like these high end golf carts that will take
(17:02):
you around shopping in the mall. And they looked like
little like rolls royces and like so people are just
like in there and they're just like sitting in them.
And then I haven't I haven't posted, and I'll do
like extended cuts of a lot of stuff that we
did over the weekend. I just wanted to get some
things up on our social But I did send that
video to you, Greg and the bathroom just at the
(17:24):
mall Okay is like a high end hotel.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
It's full door.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
There was like fifteen in a row, and it's not
like and they had bathroom attendants and it's not like
they're trying to sell you candy or anything like that,
like people actually cleaning the bathroom. The second somebody gets
out of the stall, it is like it's insane. Yeah,
and they just they had all these little towels that
said do buy mall in it. And then so they
have like aquarium, they have they have ice skating roast,
(17:51):
and the aquarium was at the mall. I saw your
footage from the aquaium.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Where's that? Yeah, it was at the the mall bathroom.
It's actual like cloth towels. Now, did you coca? Not
at the hotel? Oh okay, but I'll get to that.
But because of all that food on the plane, yeah happened.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
And then also I found that the the items I
don't know because maybe uh it's you know, it cost
money to get it to America, but like exclusive like
tennis shoes that I wanted that I can't find anywhere else.
They're there at the mall and they're cheaper. So this
like pair of shoes that I almost bought. I'm telling
you four hundred bucks like a week and a half ago,
(18:31):
or two hundred fifty bucks at the mall there. Yeah,
and they had like so many more difference.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Next day I went to the Nikes for I'm like, oh,
those are cool. I know, Nikes aren't cool anymore.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Guys, I still like them, like them, but yeah, so
they had all this exclusive stuff. And then so then
I took a tour of the Birge and went all
the way to the top and it's just insane because
of all the lights and like the buildings that they
have everywhere.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
And what time of day was that? It was like overnight, dude.
So we landed. The plane landed seven thirty pm, okay,
Saturday night Dubai time. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
So I think I finished up at the Birds at
around eleven pm.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
And then our flight left the next morning, Sunday morning
Dubai time, at eight thirty Okay, So.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
It all just happens. Everything is still open, yeah, four
hour place. Yeah. Great.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
So then so I go to them all a little
bit more, and then Rich and I we meet up again,
and I said, hey, do you want to go to
this other part of Dubai where they stay open really late.
It's another like outdoor shopping mall area. It's called City Walk,
and we hit up Raisin Canes together just because for that.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Then we buy raising.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Can Yeah, and then we also hit up this place
called Brass Monkey that I saw. Now I didn't post it,
but you can actually drink there. So we did have alcohol,
Like it's a so you can drink and Dubai just
fi but it's just in certain sections. And they they
just asked you, hey, don't be posting on social media,
like there's little signs, so just don't post. Don't post
(19:57):
the alcohol, but better follow the rules there.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Yeah, I'm not going to like try to get away
with anything. So yeah, so we did some bowling and then.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Yeah, where did you do the bowling?
Speaker 4 (20:06):
At this place called Brass Milk and that stays open
to like three am.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
That was awesome.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Yeah, and then we went around the city a little
bit more. We tried to go over to Atlantis and
because I misread that you could go there twenty four
hours a day, but we tried to go there at
like three am, and they're like, no, unless you're like
staying at Atlanta's you can't do that. But if it
was during the day, we could have went in. It
went in. So then we saw we like saw all
these like super high end car dealerships are just like Ferraris,
(20:35):
Rose Royce everything, every like high end card you can
think of in this like their shopping mall area.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
It was just yeah, in it's just it's just there,
like the Ford dealers at home. It was crazy, but
you know, we definitely want to spend more time there.
The word I used, and just it's from my very
limited experience of just the airport is opulence.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Yeah, you know, that's what they're all about, dude. It
is all this over the top even but.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Clean.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
You know the Hudson news stand you see whatever. Okay,
so it's that, but there's a whole like refrigerated case
just for caviar at the news stand.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Yeah. It was nuts.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
And then we're like, well we start we have to
start heading back now. So we go back to the
airport and the Emirates Lounge there is the biggest one
in the world. It's one hundred thousand square feet. It's massive,
and it has all this super high end food like sushi,
sam like sandwiches that you would find in Italy's somewhere
(21:34):
and it's like anything that you wanted. So then we
end up hanging out there and then we met up
with Wood again and got back on the plane.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Was it hard to go back to your customs?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
No, not at all. It took like thirty seconds. It
was awesome. Yeah, I love it. It's it was quite
the experience. Man, it was then really cool. Menace. Having
traveled around Dubai, are there any quote bad parts of
town or is it all gorgeous?
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Not in the visit at all. Also, like people say, oh,
there's super strict, Like when I went to the mall,
like all the women there are just like they're they're
not covered up, they're dressed. They're just dressed really nice.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah. I saw women, yeah normally.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
And then I mean there were some women that were
covered up, but that's you know, that's their choice. But
then I saw women like bikini strap tops and stuff
like that. Oh really yeah, it was awesome. I loved it.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Well, you won't see them there today, no, No, I
they've been removed.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
No they're yeah, they're just shopping, shopping throughout the entire
mall and just living their life.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
But I'll say that.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
My jeers was that, you know, I got to the
burge and I got out all the way up to
the top within one minute and that's one hundred and
fifty four floors, I believe, right, super fast. Then I
get back to work and this is my gears. I
try to use the elevator here not working.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
That's reality a lot.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
I really had no gear for then. The only thing
I can think of was the flight. On the way back,
the Wi Fi didn't work at all, like.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
On the start working you started getting over Canada.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
On the way there, they had it, but it was
one of those it's not starlink, so you can't like
send pictures or video. You can't stream, But not that
you needed it because the like I said, the onboard
entertainment over two thousand movies to choose from ithind and
I downloaded a bunch of stuff to an iPad and
totally fine.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
But just for keeping in touch with people, because.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
You know, my parents are very nervous, like, oh my god,
I can't believe you're doing so just to kind of
touch base with people like that would be the only
but they have I guess Emirates is they're installing Starlink
on all of their planes, and it's gonna be done
by March.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
So what we do it next year? So next time,
you know, next time we'll all go with you. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Yeah, I'll definitely post like extended versions of the plane
later today.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
I just wanted to get some stuff up. It was
kind of you.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Know, I'm trying to like run around to buy and
edit video at the same time and post it so
people can see what's going on.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Well, you can see what we got so far. It's
up on our Instagram at the Woody Show. Check it
out there, Menace something crossed off the bucket list everything.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
For years, for years we've heard about that, what a
great year there is there on the jetway to when
you're boarding the plane. Are there multiple jetways? Yes, so
you can board a lot of people at the same time. Yeah,
there were there were two. Wow, But I did one
for upstairs one for downstairs. I did love.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Every time we were telling like the flight attendants what
we were doing, They're like, you're doing what Oh yeah, wait, you're.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Going there for thirteen hours? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah. Nobody nobody had anything, Just like I know, I
just wanted to see the plane, like oh my god.
That's yeah. Everyone really nice. So shout out to Emirates
Airlines not a sponsor, but they totally should. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
It was really cool and the people of the Dubai
were super cool. I have like everybody had any interaction with.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Was just super cool. Ye in one weekend yeaheah show
text in.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Seven, Well, we spent all this time talking about between
Menace and are our weekend cheer yea, the extreme weekend
trip to Dubai. I guess we could just kind of
get this out of the way. The opposite end of that.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Was what Greg and Sammy got experienced over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
I guess Greg, we'll start with you weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah, the polar opposite of you, where you had no jeer.
I really had no cheer. I'm going to start with
my jeers because that's what my weekend was. I was
so damn sick. And you know how you're supposed to
get ten thousand steps a day, Yeah, I maybe got
ten maybe, I mean that's being jerous. It was awful.
(25:55):
Glide around, did nothing, sneezing, coughing, sore throat. It was
like breathing in fire didn't even leave. It sucked. I
hated this weekend. I watched a flat earth documentary that
got me angry because people are so stupid. Oh, I
couldn't believe it. I thought, at least I can watch
something interesting and a flat earthers. God, you're on the
(26:17):
level of insanity that is just uncompromised. Did they talk
to Yeah, I mean the whole they did, and they
never say who they are. They are fooling us, they
want us to. They gave us globes when we were kids.
So like, not only was I sick, I was like
angry watching this insane documentary. They say the documentary why
(26:41):
they are keeping it secret? No, they never explain anything
at least so dumb.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
They've ever told me once why they're keeping in secret
is because it would if the Earth was flat, it
would prove that God is real.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Oh okay, no, they never mentioned that. So a giant jeer.
My only cheer is that I did leave the house
last night to go to a dinner party at a
friend's house. And by dinner party, it was just the
three of us and it was like stepping into a magazine.
Her house is insanely gorgeous. The food was perfect, everything
was presented like a magazine and I felt very nice
and that was it. I was out of the house
(27:16):
for three hours. Well this did something. Yeah, yeah, I
did one thing and that was nice. But yeah, what
a terrible weekend.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Yeah, Sammy, kind of the same, kind of the same.
But to be clear, I did stuff. I went to
a whole white kind of festival thing on Friday. I
went to a Christmas parade on Saturday, and.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Which was fun.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
But the thing was was I was sick and then
I was started to feel better, so I went and
did things, and then Saturday night it just hit me
and I was so sick, and so that is a
real bummer. But I took niquill. I remembered I had
niquill that night, and oh my god, I took niquill
and I passed out for twelve hours. So even though
(27:55):
I did stuff, my biggest cheers is passing out for
twelve hours thanks to niquill.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
It was the night Quill day.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Quill musin x D slash just so much you gotta
take so much fluid, yeah, that you feel like you're
almost overdoing it. Like you remember the woman that there
was an infamous radio contest that happened where it was
called hold your wis and people drinking without going to
the bathroom. Whoever could hold their pee the longest would
have won this Nintendo Wi which was the big thing
(28:23):
at the time. And uh, there was a woman who died. Yeah,
because you basically drowned yourself. You have to do it
like one step before that. Because everybody I've talked to,
people who live on the opposite side of the country,
everybody who I'm talking to, everybody has the same damn thing.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Yeah, every it's just every It's just everywhere right now.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Yeah, just yeah, just just hydrate musin x D night
quill at night, day quill during the day.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
And you know, did you try to hydrate with champagne
because that's what I did.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
I did, and also some light beers. I tried to
And I'm like, why am I still feeling sick?
Speaker 3 (29:02):
This is so weird.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
About that that flat Earth offer from Columbia Sportswear. You
know that? Ye love that.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yeah, Columbia Sports where their CEO made an announcement They'll
give you the entire company.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
If you I am Tim Boyle, I'm the CEO here.
Columbia sportswear and this message just for flat earthers. You
guys claim there's an end to the earth. We'll just
go snap a picture, send it to us, and you
get the assets of the company, all of it. No paperwork,
no lawyers, no catches, some paperwork. Hey, we're giving you
(29:37):
all this, Chris and all of that. Hey, flat earthers,
do me a favor. If you're going to the edge
of the earth were Columbia, you'll need it. I love
that guy. Go do it. That's a shame.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
That was the only thing that was on TV, Greg,
you know, because you're already not feeling well, then the.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Only watch TV. It was a maddening alright.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Eight seven seven forty four. Woodie text us over to
two two nine eight seven.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
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