January 14, 2025 • 34 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
All right, welcome back, greg Ennis. Yeah, there's Sammy, there's
Sea Basket is here. Good morning, Gina here to uh
run us through some of this audio that she has.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Now, we were talking about this recently with made mention
that Boord's wife is a mortician. Does she ever have
like like I mean, I guess everybody has dreams about work?
Like in radio, I know, the big dream is like
that you are off the air. It's they call the
dead air dream, and like no matter what you do,
no matter what button you pushed them, like, you can't
(00:35):
get bend, nothing works, You can't get back on the air.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Like I guess everybody would dream about work.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, I mean I just had a dream the other
night that I overslept all the way through work and
nobody even tried to wake me up for it.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
So yeah, but I'm saying, your wife like she's dealing
with dead bodies and stuff all the time. But I
guess that would be like an automatic nightmare, right. Does
she ever tell you about like dreams about work?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah, Usually it's some kind of nightmare related thing of
her being stuck in a situation like maybe in the
crematory or maybe something at graveside, but something kind of
a situation you wouldn't want to be stuck in, Like
all of.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
A sudden they sit up yet on.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
You know, things happen in a crematory when gases are released.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
So maybe they do sit up, but can you imagine? No, man,
I'm good.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
So okay, So what are what are her wishes? Like
would she want to be buried or crema? So when
you're around this stuff, I ask people, like there's a
guy I know he owns like a chain of mattress stores, Like,
all right, dude, you can sleep on anything because you
know everything about all this stuff. Which one, what do
you what do you have at home? Like I always
want to know from people, like tell me what you
would go or tell me she's seen all this stuff.
(01:49):
Do you like what her final wishes? Buried cremations.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I think for a long time she was going with burial,
but I think over the last couple of years she
switches to just cremation.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah, I learned.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
This isn't in the uh, this isn't in the questions,
But I learned what a sky burial.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Is sky burial.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Or something you think so, but it's actually way more
boring and grotesque. It's leaving your body on like a
high hilltop, so vultures just sustain themselves.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
On Jersey, there's a place when they're doing research to
see about decomposition of bodies.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
It's a body farm. Yes, have you heard about that?
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Does really bury you under a tree or they put.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
You in different places like sometimes it is under a tree,
sometimes it's deep in woods. Other times it's just out
in the middle of the field or some halfway buried
and they and they have it all plotted out and
then they go by and you can see pictures of
this online. Body farm. It's it's creepy, it's not fun,
it's creaty. What about so like, can Jews be cremated now? No,
no Jews.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
It's like within like I don't know, no embalming, no
open tasket, pine box, you know, go to the cemetery, funeral.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
And you're well, that's more of a preference.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I I've heard some intense Jews that are like the Jews,
anything touches us, we cannot be buried.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Yeah, that's not that's not technically true. It mostly came
that came about after the Holocaust. But it's more of
a it's more of a no, but in general, I mean,
come on, we all have those jobs, Like you're not
supposed to cut into your body please?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, we all have them.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
I do, and everyone I know does.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Very cremation Russian orthodox. You have to be buried, buried, menace, buried, buried,
going buried. I'm going to create such the grease fire
smelt village buried buried.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
I will be donating my body, designing that track my
body thus far to science the body.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah, that that track.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Anyways, we were wondering all these different things, and so
Gina went and found these clips. And one person is
a more titian and then the other person is a
topsy tech autopsy.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Text and they're both big in this space. So the
mortician is Victor M. Sweeney and Bort maybe your wife
has heard of him. He's kind of a big deal.
He's a licensed funeral director and mortician and kind of
like this rock star on YouTube who.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Was the autopsy guy that was on those shows all
the time. Remember the white hair.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Glass celebrity autopsy.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Doctor kind of looked like Doc Brown, Like.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Doctor was a Bose or something something like that. You
mean we're talking about right, He did all those autopsy shows, Well.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
This guy's younger and kind of has that sexy like
talk nerdy to me vibe, and he gets like crazy
like nine million views.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Doctor Boden, Nice Michael. Doctor Michael Boden done well.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
He often answers people's questions on these segments that are
produced from wire or wired, and I picked a few
of the ones that get the most attention, and I
figured this is what people want to know most. So
first of all, Victor Sweeney answers the question how do
you fit a fat person in a casket?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Oh? How do you fit them?
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Well?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Uh got a larger casket, Like I don't know a lot.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Of people were like, do you remove limbs.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Like Pam cooking Exactly.
Speaker 8 (05:09):
We actually have caskets that are made by our manufacturer
to be oversized. Typically when someone passes away, if they're larger,
will measure them at their elbows because those tend to
be the parts that stick out the furthest and then
determine what width of casket we will need to give
them a more comfortable appearance.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Where people actually really buried, like in piano cases, you
would hear that he was so big he had to
be buried in a piano case exactly.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Yeah, they go oversized.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Googled it and.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
The first result oversized caskets for extra space and dignity.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
It would be like the stay Puff Marshall elements.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
So you just get like a regular sized casket and
just like open up the extension zipper.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Those also are not just available. There's not a stockpile
special order. As society get fatter, maybe they.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Did right and be prepared for sticker shock on those.
Speaker 9 (06:03):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
A lot of women want to know do you put
bras on corpses? We don't want to wear a bra
for all eternity, and Victor's gonna answer that.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Okay, I would think like when things stiffen up, maybe
they kind of stay in place. Oh, it's just sacks
of fat though, like I don't know, like booble mortis
or something.
Speaker 8 (06:20):
We do put bras on if the family requests, And
the reality is I probably put on more bras than
I have taken.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Off, you know, Okay, way to make it sexy? Can
I request Frederick's of Hollywood.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
And don't do whatever? Basically your family wants to let
them know, like enough, which.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Can we bury Grandma with? We wanted to be ready
when she sees Grandpa.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Yeah, she loves those chats.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
She's really missed it. Want lace and yeah, well bored,
I bet you have.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
You have answers for this too, But a lot of
people want to know. Essentially, you know, when you die,
like the color literally drains out of your face. You're
kindding great. How you get a corpse to look less dead?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, that's the thing of that, I'm sure one of
the things that greg other than the fact that the
person is dead. But you're not a fan of like
wakes no open cask traumatizing. The first one I ever
went to is when a friend of mine we were
seventeen at the time, and he got killed in a
car crash and it was an open casket funeral. It's
so much makeup on that he was pure orange. It
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traumatized me.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Oh decade, the same thing happened to me, and then
they had to put it like a veil over. Oh
my god.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Yeah, like why they use like a wax for bullet
holes and stuff.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
But in general, this guy tries to keep it fairly now.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah, because like for me, I don't mind the open
casket because in a weird way, when I'm at a funeral,
there is a sense of disbelief like is this person like,
prove it? And so like when you when you go
in there and there's a viewing and you see the person,
even though it doesn't really look like them, it's you know,
some I mean, you know it's them, but it you know,
(07:57):
like you said, there's a very there's a difference to
the complete Actually it's a difference to the color.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
And I don't want to be a jerk, but if
everyone says they just look like they're sleeping, then that's
still like, you know, they don't look dead.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, but I mean again, like I don't know. For me,
I find I see it. I find some weird even
though it is odd, I find some weird comfort.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Okay, it's not weird.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yeah, yeah, all right, So how do you get dead
people to look les dead dead? Yeah? Here we go.
Speaker 8 (08:22):
All the makeup we use is actually formulated for dead people,
So it's made to go on cold skin as opposed
to warm skin like regular makeup. And we have a
deceased loved one, they're going to look very very pale.
So when we put in the red blood, the red
fluid rather, that's actually going to pink them up in
some ways and make them look a little bit more alive.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
So special makeup.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
You look at a you porn in the background there
like click.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Special makeup for cold skin.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
And when they drain you they put basically red kool
aid back in you to make it look a little
more lifelike.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
That makes sense. Yeah, that's so weird.
Speaker 10 (08:55):
I know.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Now let's move on to the so weird. I mean, hey,
but you know what, it's uh, it's part of life, right,
what you want to happen. I think really the most
important thing is just make sure people know what you
want exactly. You know, you don't want to be like
the last thing I think I would want. I don't
want the cost. I don't want the family to have
the cost of like a casket really yeah, yeah, and
(09:17):
like a like a burial site and all that kind
of That's why I said, like, you can just cremate me.
You could put me in a like a shopping bag
or whatever, and then whenever the next trash day is,
you could put me on. Yeah, if you want to
keep a little like if my wife wanted to keep
like a little like tablespoon or something or whatever, and fine.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Can we all have something. We all have somebody if
you want that so fun, give.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
It that would be fun. Give it out.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I heard about some something similar were our family did,
like with the immediate family, they like you know, cousins
and you know they gave like some kind of like
trinket like a yeah right, so yeah you've heard of that,
right born.
Speaker 9 (09:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
They could do it in like necklaces or rings or
something like that.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
I think you can make diamonds out of them too,
Yeah you can.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
We have some more.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
We have some from this person's autopsy tech. So there's
mortician and the autopsy tech. We're learning something this morning.
Ask an autopsy tech. We'll get into that audio coming
up next to her on the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
You're smart? Hell, hell, I make a smart idiot? What
so dumb? Come on, Greg, that's good. I love drunk.
I knew drunk ro you'll meet them is the best.
You'll meet them something.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah, you'll meet them anyway. So we are learning something.
We are becoming smart. We had some of those clips
from that mortician about like do you put bras on corpses?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
How do you fit a fat person into a casket? Makeup?
How do you get dead people to look less dead.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Yeahs, red dyes.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Now there's that, But then there's also people who are
autopsy techs.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Yeah, this one, I.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Would say is almost a little more gruesome, just because
I don't know they're they're really down there in the basement.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
But it really truly is a morbid curiosity. Absolutely, and
that's why you watch those shows I had mentioned, like
what was his name, doctor Bowden Right, and there were
all those different like you know how they figured out X,
Y Z, And it's just by taking these people apart.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Well, and let's put it this way.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
The more titian didn't seem to use this, but the
autopsy tech he was showing his tools.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
It was a very visual element. They use like hedge
clippers to crack your ribcage.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Really yeah, like like he's like everyone thinks it's bolt cutters,
but here it's like hedge clippers.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
So this guy is super popular. He's a tech in
Little Rock, Arkansas. He goes by on Instagram at big
Lead seventy three.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Big Lead Led.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Yeah, he has five hundred and seventy seven thousand followers,
and yeah, I got into him.
Speaker 8 (11:53):
Yew.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I'm saying people are interested in.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
This stuff very he answers the craziest questions. But there's
stuff that we all want to know. We talked about bras.
But let's go downtown.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Okay, do you guys want to take a guess at this.
Do you think they take out tampons at a female corpses?
Speaker 10 (12:09):
I would think so, yes, yeah, But then also why,
like why are you going through?
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Like why are you digging around?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Right exactly? You could just leave it and it'd be fine.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I would think they had to remove anything and everything
that's not like part of the body. I would think, like,
you know, any kind of like uh, you know, like
ee feelings, not feelings, but you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
But there was like you know, you got a tampon
it you take you take that out.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
I would think, well, let's find out.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, I'll remove that.
Speaker 11 (12:34):
If you have one in is that got to remove
all this stuff from the inside all that comes out.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
So if there's a tampon in there, I'll remove it.
You're welcome. Oh god, he sounds weird. Yeah. I don't
like that voice. I don't like it. It's not appropriate
for this sort of talk. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Oh, he's a he's an eccentric guy.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I like him weird, I use my I'll get that out.
I'll get it out of there. Search and restaurant.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Oh god, do you guys think dead people fart?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yes, well it's probably not a I mean it's gas. Right,
farts are gas, excess gas, but not like a fart.
Fart maybe just from yeah, I mean because people. Here's
a question. Do people really take a dump when they die?
Speaker 8 (13:21):
Like?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Do people like their bowels really relax that much that
it just all of a sudden just falls out, Like
you've heard that before, when someone dies they poop.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Farting.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I assume just because there's so much gas. Okay, I
will say yes, I'll say yes, let's all right, here
we go.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
No, it is true.
Speaker 11 (13:40):
You have good bacteria bad bacteria. They bounce out while
you're alive, but then when you pass away, the bad
bacteria takes over, starts to pretty much decompose you. You
start to melt, you start to turn into gas. So
your body starts to swell up and it has to
go somewhere, so doi it comes out the attic or
comes out the basement.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
But it does happen, so it can come out your O.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
What if you're just sitting in there. It's just you
and a corpse in like a basement, and it just starts.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Oh yeah, like or what if you're just like at work, right,
you're working in the uh you know, the the morgue
and from the cross room, and just you and dead
bodies there, I know, right, Oh, at least it would
be funny, all right, which corpse?
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Yeah, well you wanted to know about uh poop?
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Right, yeah, Okay, let's just let's just see what he
has to say about it. We're going to ask Big
Lead seventy three, what's the worst part of his job?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
The worst thing about being an autopsy tech? Here we poop.
I don't like pooo. I know, it's part of my job.
Speaker 11 (14:50):
You know, you always had that one thing at your
job that you don't like.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Mine would be poo.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Everybody. He added that back to a lot of these
I couldn't play because the music is so distracting.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
But yes, a program, by the way, that'll strip all
that out of it. I do that for a lot
of our clips.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Oh yeah, because the music is so like what they
have to say is actually pretty interesting. They've made it
so annoying and distracting with the music that they put
for their stupid social media account stuff.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Oh that's good to know because of that. You like
the last one. But apparently everybody does poop when they die, yeah,
or at.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Least when they're going through there. I would imagine, like
you mean, things.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Come out well when you die, like everything in your body,
or at least is everything right.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Imagine death after a chili cookoff. Yeah, you died at
the chili cookoff. So even in death, we're embarrassed.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
There's no dignity in that.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Double. They're looking at your pee exactly while you're farting
and pooping.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
And by the way, there's no more blood so like
you don't have the uh, you don't have the benefit
of blood rushing down there, so no fluff.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
So it so it looks even more danky, unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Now we talked about tampons. This is for the autopsy tech.
Do you think there's any reason for them to remove
testicles reason?
Speaker 9 (16:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:08):
Do you think they remove them for pleasure?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Yeah? I mean maybe because don't think they weigh like
all the different organs and stuff, right, So like filing,
I'm saying that once they take something out, like maybe
like if they're trying to determine like some kind of
like I don't know, cancer, like something of the weight
or the size of if it's related to Yeah, in general,
I would say to make a necklace.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
And they do say, like in your like chest cavity,
they do take all those.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Organs out and put them in a bag and then
put them back in your chests.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
Yeah, it's human giblet.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
God, let's find out if they do in fact remove
the testicles.
Speaker 11 (16:44):
Yes, I remove the testicles so we can look for trauma,
see if there's any hemorrhage down there.
Speaker 9 (16:50):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
So yeah, sorry, guys, I remove your testicles. Oh man,
I got They.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
They put those in a bag and they put those
in your mouth every Yeah, and then they use that
and then they use that glue to keep your lists together.
So when you're doing the open casket thing, nobody gets.
Nobody knows that you have your own balls in your mouth.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
That's smart.
Speaker 10 (17:09):
There is something about the way this guy talks, though,
that makes me think it might just be him and
not necessarily every mortician.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Like he's like, really, I remove the testicles.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
He doesn't say, as morticians, this.
Speaker 9 (17:18):
Is what we do.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
I think.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
I think he's just folksy. Now there's one more.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
He's probably the most social. I think a lot of these.
I looked him up and he has popped up in
my feedback.
Speaker 9 (17:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I found the more odd the job, the more like
socially awkward the person is.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
I see it right, Like your coworkers are dead.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Correct, Like you're you're doing the autopsies or whatever.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
So it's not like a real team sports slash effort,
you know, the mortician like, yeah, then you have to
have a certain like you have to I think you
have to have a certain quirk to be able to
do that job and to do these things for you're
dismantling bodies and stuff. And so I think, you know,
if this guy is probably the most social totally of
(18:06):
the socially awkward, and so he's still awkward, yes, and
he's still socially awkward, but.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
He's the most normal. Question. He's the spokes He's the
one they send out like all right, well here you
go tell everybody what.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
In fact, he even makes like merch and like T
shirt does. Yeah, so that's all Instagram.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
That's a copy of hoodie.
Speaker 11 (18:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
I like this guy today. It's a raising canes tomorrowrow.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Yes, Oh, when you asked about keeping their mouths shut,
they go through a lot.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
It's not glue.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
It's like almost I'm just kind of comparing it.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
I don't know what the actual tools call, but it's
almost one of those like rug nail guns like your mouth. Yeah,
it's a big and then they sew it and it's
it's a whole thing. Now, this is the last thing.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
I have not looked it up.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
I don't think anyone in this room will look it
up except Sea Bass. Okay, well, I was hoping that
SeaBASS and would would look up the thing that he
says in this next time, because I haven't done it.
This question is, what's the scariest thing you've ever seen
during an autopsy?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (19:11):
When I open you up and I see that your
colon is like an anacon a snake, It's huge.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
That's scary to me.
Speaker 11 (19:19):
It's called toxic mega colon.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
You don't have to google it. Warning the pictures are terrible.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Toxic mega colon happens.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Zero interest in looking that up. I'm looking it up,
but I don't really see what he told you.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
He said. Oh, he lays down next to it and
it's this, it's longer than the person.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah, you've probably got a mega herd view image, like
they said that John Wayne had like forty five pounds
a turd in him probably, Yeah, the ones you want
to go the one says view image.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Yeah, but you want to discussing more than I would think. No,
I mean no, it's the scariest thing he's ever seen.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
That doesn't look that scary.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
Okay, I mean it's good anyway.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
It's close, it doesn't look it doesn't look that scary
like he'sid.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
But literally said that somebody sent him a picture of
someone laying on the ground and a toxic mega colin
stretched out and it was the same size as a person.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yes, I mean your intestines are all like how many
miles of intestine that you have?
Speaker 12 (20:17):
Right?
Speaker 4 (20:17):
I think it's extraloded. But I hope we all learned
something today. This is you know, it's a part of life,
something we're all gonna have to deal with.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
And I'm not going to have to deal with it,
that's true. What do you all want to do to
deal with?
Speaker 9 (20:29):
Yah?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Think about because people are like always I'm always afraid
of death, but like you won't experience it you'll be dead.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Well at that point, you're not like, you're not the
one who's there, you know what I mean? Yeah, you're
you're involved, you're out, but you're out.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
What about when you're a ghost.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Well that's fun, come right back. You can walk through
walls and stuf. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 13 (20:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
The fascination that we all have with death and some
or form is I heard something that I obsessed about.
If you have multiple siblings, one of you will be
at all the funerals, one of you will be a
none of the funeral. Yeah, well, thank you very much,
ginegrat uplifting sorn not talking to that guy. Yeah, more
(21:11):
Woody shows. Next, hang up in the meantime, have an
existential crisis to the show. Show it's on the Woody Show.
The Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Seamas says, it's gonna be a masterclass on how to
determine how to like differentiate between a person.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Who is a douchebag and a guy who is a
cool guy.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Like sometimes these guys who are labeled as douchebags, Sea
Bass arguments aren't douchebags at all, They're super cool.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
Exactly how to tell it has to do with I
figured this out. I honestly to spend a lot of
time on this. It has to do with douchebags. They
value dumb things on ironically, they they have no sense
of humor about their Von Dutch hat or their their
their charger going in their lanes, about their Supreme shirt,
(22:09):
you know, about their their their tiger on a leash,
like they super love that stuff and they don't see
the joke in the why it's done. So what the
the way this came up was on a hard knock
this year, Joe Burrow just was just chilling out, just
you know, they were at practice. He was talking to
his receivers and he casually dropped that he had bought
one of the batmobiles, not like not the old sixties batmobiles,
(22:30):
but like the cool Christian.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Bale Dark Knight Dark Knight one.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah, like we had we had heard that they were
going up for auction or whatever and that there was
gonna want five.
Speaker 6 (22:37):
Of them and then three million piece. Nobody knew who
was like getting them or who were you know, So
here this is Joe talking. Joe Burrow talking to his receivers.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
I told you, did you get yet? Though I can't
get it for like a year.
Speaker 10 (22:50):
But I bought it.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I ain't gonna lie. Be hilarious. How about that bro.
Speaker 11 (22:59):
Came out.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Higgins or who? But see they get it. Joe Joe
Burrow was like, you guys checked this out. He was
just like, oh, you know, I got this thing.
Speaker 6 (23:07):
It's kind of funny and they're kind of laughing about it.
He's not super serious about his batmobile.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
No, it's not the batmobile that I will. He gets
the chains and the cigars, and he was doing that
stuff from day one.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
Well that was that was he won a national championship.
Forget let him have a cigar? Guy became No, it
kind of became his thing for a while. It wasn't
just that night, it was just in general. I think
that's the difference is his attitude toward it. I don't
think he's serious about it.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
You know.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
That's that's why Joe Burrow, I say, not a douchebag. Okay,
so you're saying Joe Burrow, cool guy now on the
so I want to go apples and apples on this. Okay.
Who else what other quarterback in the NFL gets called
a douchebag? Aaron Rodgers? Now what he did.
Speaker 6 (23:48):
He's very serious about his dumb thing, which is like spirituality.
He made a he let and produced a silent retreats
or whatever he's doing, darkness retreats.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Oh my god. But I tried to turn on the
show and I couldn't get through it exactly. That's the difference.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
There's a difference between going and doing that stuff and
inviting a camera crew along and taking things all serious
and having it. But I watched Enigma on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Menace. Yeah, I tried calling it enigma.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
You're not an Enigma. Aaron Rodgers is this kind of
the dumb guy? And I saw this because they open
up the Netflix series by Aaron Rodgers getting a tattoo
on his bicep. The tattoo is, well, it's a dragon
like an Infinity symbol on his bicep. You know how
I hate tattoos. Oh yeah, here's Aaron Rodgers again. At
(24:36):
this point, what a thirty seven, thirty eight year old
man getting a tattoo on his bicep?
Speaker 12 (24:40):
Me making a number chains issue from twelve to eight.
I wanted to get some sort of symbol, and eight
sideways is infinity. Definitely wanted an Infinity symbol that I
woke up this morning and I had to say intuition
about a dragon.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Then it just all came together from there. So he's
very deep. Yeah, I just thought about a dragon, and
I'm going I'm going to be number eight on the Jets. Therefore,
a dragon on my represents infinity.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
So that's a dumb thing, right, That's that's a dumb tattoo.
But he's taking it so seriously. He does this, and
if you keep watching, which again I agree with many
tries to.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Put like some deeper meaning behind dumb, he's yeah, he's
a dumb guy. And because hippies can be douchebags too.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
Oh, nobody's arguing that, and that's why to say, Aaron Rodgers,
nice guy, but dumb hippie douchebag.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Okay, so far I'm two for two. I'm saying they're
both douchebags, all right.
Speaker 6 (25:34):
So I stuck with the athletes, and I was so
I was reminded of an athlete who who's a big douchebag,
and I've called a douchebag, and I've gone to his
fights and called his fans douchebags to their faces.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
That is Floyd Mayweather, Oh, Floyd Money Mayweather. I forget that.
That's part of it, the money part.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
He's so charitable.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Well, that's the thing is he was very charitable with
his fists to the mother of his children. That's why
he went to jail. But besides that, besides him being
in a convicted of de bed domestic abuser, maywe there
is he is so serious about.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
His whole money thing. And he sees it's a dumb thing, like, Okay,
you want to fight and you got thirty million dollars? Great,
Do I want to see his stacks of hundreds? It's
not that's not interesting to anyone. But and he's so
serious about it.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
I found this clip from he was on part of
the Interruption on ESPN, and there was a story a
number of years ago where he was throwing out fake
one hundred.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Dollars bills at nightclubs.
Speaker 6 (26:23):
Again for a guy who's so loaded, right, But the
answer to that, now, the answer to that might be
and I was just playing around as a joke. He
was for the atmosphere. Yeah, blah blah blah. But see
how seriously Mayweather takes it when confronted.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Let's talk about something else that's been reported that you
like to make it rain in the club.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Some people have said with fake one hundred dollars bills,
true or false.
Speaker 9 (26:42):
Everybody's incited to the own opinion. I don't think you
can buy a house, a seventeen million dollar house with
with fake hundred dollars bills.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
That wasn't a question. It's yes or no, fake hundred
dollars bills.
Speaker 9 (26:54):
I mean, like I said before, if I'm if I'm
making forty million dollars in fake money, then that's what
it is.
Speaker 6 (26:59):
What that's he's mega defensive. Three right, he's mega defensive.
He said, Yeah, that's another thing douchebags do.
Speaker 7 (27:06):
Well, I got a lot of money, so therefore what Yeah,
that doesn't sound like something I would do.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
That's I don't care if you have a lot of money.
He's the only one with the answer, So give one
right exactly, hated You have your own opinion. There's a
lot of people with a lot of money. Either you
did or you didn't, and if you did, maybe it
was fun. You're just screwed around. Well, this is a
masterclass Sea Bass explaining the difference between douchebags and cool guys.
Speaker 6 (27:26):
Now, I say I wasn't alive of course during the
Muhammad Ali heyday. But I've I say, Muhammad Ali not a.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Douchebag, because what he was doing, the trash talking he
was doing, he was you know, that was part of
the showman he was.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
Yeah, and it's and it seemed authentic, and he was
doing something no one had really done before. This is
a very famous press conference. Mhammad Ali gay before the
rumble in the jungle.
Speaker 14 (27:47):
Been chopping trees. I'd done something new for this fight
out of us. What an alligator out on tussle, what
a whale out on handcuff, lightning old thunder in jail.
That's only last week. I'm murdered a rock, angela stone,
hospitalize a brick. I'm so mean.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
I make medicine. Shit, dude, seem that's good. Close. See
that's fine. You can call it doctor sus or whatever.
That's nineteen seventy four. So yeah, I know.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
And you know he could say, well he's being he's
taking himself very seriously.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah, but not really. He's talking about murdering bricks, right,
making medicine, yeah right, he'd showman ship. Yeah, he's having
fun with it. And so that so I said, Muhammad
Ali not a douche but it's kind of like the
WWE stuff meets actual boxing exactly.
Speaker 6 (28:33):
And so then I thought to myself, well, what speaking
of or fighters, is Connor McGregor a douchebag?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
He's often it's because he's accused of on like late
night cocaine binges and cheating on his wife.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Throwing Dolly as their windows and yeah and.
Speaker 6 (28:49):
Yeah exactly, attacking people backstage, and I think McGregor falls
into a separate category. This is after one of his victories,
I think at twenty sixteen, where he addresses how he's
a bad boy or behind the scenes of problem. This
is after he wins.
Speaker 8 (29:02):
Though I've spent a lot of time Joe saying everybody
in the company backstage, I'm.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Starting job everybody. I ridiculed everyone on the Russia. I
just want to say, from the bottom of behind, I'd
like to take this chance to apologize absolutely nobody. I
think you're you're in the You're on the right track
(29:31):
with he is the very rare, lovable douchebag. That's the
heel that that. But I think more more importantly he's
a psycho. It's a different category. Is a legit psycho.
Speaker 7 (29:44):
So he's not like trolling everyone. This is who he
is and that was his character as Menace will tell
you in roadhouse to but that great, very love body
Jake Joe and so what's the.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Douchebags and cool guys? Well we're here.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
Let me let me remind people about Floyd Mayweather.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
He can't read. This is the best thing the Breakfast
Club has ever done in their history. And they've done
a lot of great stuff.
Speaker 6 (30:08):
Is it fifty kind of Floyd maybeweather beefing online And
it came out that Floyd couldn't like read hop on
pop and the Breakfast Club said, oh, hey, we had
Floyd in here. We had him read like, Hey, it's
Floyd Moya there, joined me in iHeartRadio and they're supporting
our troops to help fight blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
And they played some of that tape.
Speaker 9 (30:26):
All right, I'm Floyd Mayweather and Floyd Mayweather and I've
joined Heart Radio for the show Your Stripes. Yeah, okay,
on Floyd Mayweather and I've joined Heart Radio for the
show Your Stripes movement to support hiring vice.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Hi, okay, I'm Floyd Mayweather. Kind of sounds like Menace
recording commercial. That's why every day see what he's trying
to do, and this is what I try to do.
He's just trying to get the cadence right.
Speaker 6 (31:02):
And that's something I see as I was analyzing these guys.
That's something I picked up on is douchebags are often
legitimately dumb. They don't know that they're dumb, and they
use violence aggression. They don't they don't see themselves for
what they do as being stupid. Like when, for instance,
Joe Burrow with his batmobile, he knows that's silly. He's
joking with his friends about it.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
I can see the argument. He's not. He's not.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
He's not yelling at the PTI interviewer about how I
don't care if it was a real, fake fake.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I've got a big I've got a big house. So
can you give me one more example the difference between
douchebags and cool guys. All right, here's a douchebag for
you in Diesel again.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
He created The Fast and the Furious, which is a
legitimately stupid movie franchise. It's a douche magnet, right, And
if he admitted to that, I would say, Okay, cool, whatever,
but here he was. He was doing an interview about
a Fast and the Furious sequel and why he had
at least initially turned down.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
The idea of a Fast and Furious too.
Speaker 13 (31:56):
And I remember telling the studio at the time, don't
make another Fast and Furious. If if Rebel without a
Cause had a sequel, it wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Be a classic.
Speaker 5 (32:08):
Okay, Yeah, so they made fifteen more.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Well, the reason was Gina, is they gave Vin creative control.
Speaker 7 (32:16):
That's what we've been missing, which is why they.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Were so good. Allegedly the next one they're gonna be
taking it back to the streets cool man.
Speaker 6 (32:25):
Yeah, Vin diesel kind of dumb and because of that
doesn't understand why he's dumb, and I think and that
I think leads to him.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Being a douchebag. So that's I think that's the difference.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
So basically, it's how in on it you are?
Speaker 7 (32:36):
Yeah, if you could be self scruger situation right, And also.
Speaker 6 (32:39):
What what do you do with your success? At least
in these cases, these are all successful douchebags. People texted, oh,
elon Musk he could have retired twenty five years ago,
but he keeps on doing this he's following his passion,
which is designing science and engineering things.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
And I can't You can't call that douchebag. You can't
call Jeff Bezos a douchebag.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
Again, he could have retired fifteen twenty years ago, but
he's following his passion legitimately, and honestly he's shooting rockets too.
Just a bunch of haters, right, Yeah, there's what happens
is you don't understand because you're stupid.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
All right, Well, there you have. That's the bottom of line.
Everybody else, I'm getting Sea Bass's masterclass the difference between
douchebags and cool guys. It is the Woodie Show.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
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and still I see on the textas some people aren't
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Someone says, need a full time podcast, not thirty minutes.
Well there is one highlight podcast, dumb great listen to
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show thirty minute listeners are not all in they listen
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The other one's the thirty minute If you don't like
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The woodieshow dot Com
All right, welcome back, greg Ennis. Yeah, there's Sammy, there's
Sea Basket is here. Good morning, Gina here to uh
run us through some of this audio that she has.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Now, we were talking about this recently with made mention
that Boord's wife is a mortician. Does she ever have
like like I mean, I guess everybody has dreams about work?
Like in radio, I know, the big dream is like
that you are off the air. It's they call the
dead air dream, and like no matter what you do,
no matter what button you pushed them, like, you can't
(00:35):
get bend, nothing works, You can't get back on the air.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Like I guess everybody would dream about work.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, I mean I just had a dream the other
night that I overslept all the way through work and
nobody even tried to wake me up for it.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
So yeah, but I'm saying, your wife like she's dealing
with dead bodies and stuff all the time. But I
guess that would be like an automatic nightmare, right. Does
she ever tell you about like dreams about work?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah, Usually it's some kind of nightmare related thing of
her being stuck in a situation like maybe in the
crematory or maybe something at graveside, but something kind of
a situation you wouldn't want to be stuck in, Like
all of.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
A sudden they sit up yet on.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
You know, things happen in a crematory when gases are released.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
So maybe they do sit up, but can you imagine? No, man,
I'm good.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
So okay, So what are what are her wishes? Like
would she want to be buried or crema? So when
you're around this stuff, I ask people, like there's a
guy I know he owns like a chain of mattress stores, Like,
all right, dude, you can sleep on anything because you
know everything about all this stuff. Which one, what do
you what do you have at home? Like I always
want to know from people, like tell me what you
would go or tell me she's seen all this stuff.
(01:49):
Do you like what her final wishes? Buried cremations.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I think for a long time she was going with burial,
but I think over the last couple of years she
switches to just cremation.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah, I learned.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
This isn't in the uh, this isn't in the questions,
But I learned what a sky burial.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Is sky burial.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Or something you think so, but it's actually way more
boring and grotesque. It's leaving your body on like a
high hilltop, so vultures just sustain themselves.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
On Jersey, there's a place when they're doing research to
see about decomposition of bodies.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
It's a body farm. Yes, have you heard about that?
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Does really bury you under a tree or they put.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
You in different places like sometimes it is under a tree,
sometimes it's deep in woods. Other times it's just out
in the middle of the field or some halfway buried
and they and they have it all plotted out and
then they go by and you can see pictures of
this online. Body farm. It's it's creepy, it's not fun,
it's creaty. What about so like, can Jews be cremated now? No,
no Jews.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
It's like within like I don't know, no embalming, no
open tasket, pine box, you know, go to the cemetery, funeral.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
And you're well, that's more of a preference.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I I've heard some intense Jews that are like the Jews,
anything touches us, we cannot be buried.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Yeah, that's not that's not technically true. It mostly came
that came about after the Holocaust. But it's more of
a it's more of a no, but in general, I mean,
come on, we all have those jobs, Like you're not
supposed to cut into your body please?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, we all have them.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
I do, and everyone I know does.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Very cremation Russian orthodox. You have to be buried, buried, menace, buried, buried,
going buried. I'm going to create such the grease fire
smelt village buried buried.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
I will be donating my body, designing that track my
body thus far to science the body.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah, that that track.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Anyways, we were wondering all these different things, and so
Gina went and found these clips. And one person is
a more titian and then the other person is a
topsy tech autopsy.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Text and they're both big in this space. So the
mortician is Victor M. Sweeney and Bort maybe your wife
has heard of him. He's kind of a big deal.
He's a licensed funeral director and mortician and kind of
like this rock star on YouTube who.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Was the autopsy guy that was on those shows all
the time. Remember the white hair.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Glass celebrity autopsy.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Doctor kind of looked like Doc Brown, Like.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Doctor was a Bose or something something like that. You
mean we're talking about right, He did all those autopsy shows, Well.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
This guy's younger and kind of has that sexy like
talk nerdy to me vibe, and he gets like crazy
like nine million views.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Doctor Boden, Nice Michael. Doctor Michael Boden done well.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
He often answers people's questions on these segments that are
produced from wire or wired, and I picked a few
of the ones that get the most attention, and I
figured this is what people want to know most. So
first of all, Victor Sweeney answers the question how do
you fit a fat person in a casket?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Oh? How do you fit them?
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Well?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Uh got a larger casket, Like I don't know a lot.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Of people were like, do you remove limbs.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Like Pam cooking Exactly.
Speaker 8 (05:09):
We actually have caskets that are made by our manufacturer
to be oversized. Typically when someone passes away, if they're larger,
will measure them at their elbows because those tend to
be the parts that stick out the furthest and then
determine what width of casket we will need to give
them a more comfortable appearance.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Where people actually really buried, like in piano cases, you
would hear that he was so big he had to
be buried in a piano case exactly.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Yeah, they go oversized.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Googled it and.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
The first result oversized caskets for extra space and dignity.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
It would be like the stay Puff Marshall elements.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
So you just get like a regular sized casket and
just like open up the extension zipper.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Those also are not just available. There's not a stockpile
special order. As society get fatter, maybe they.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Did right and be prepared for sticker shock on those.
Speaker 9 (06:03):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
A lot of women want to know do you put
bras on corpses? We don't want to wear a bra
for all eternity, and Victor's gonna answer that.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Okay, I would think like when things stiffen up, maybe
they kind of stay in place. Oh, it's just sacks
of fat though, like I don't know, like booble mortis
or something.
Speaker 8 (06:20):
We do put bras on if the family requests, And
the reality is I probably put on more bras than
I have taken.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Off, you know, Okay, way to make it sexy? Can
I request Frederick's of Hollywood.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
And don't do whatever? Basically your family wants to let
them know, like enough, which.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Can we bury Grandma with? We wanted to be ready
when she sees Grandpa.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Yeah, she loves those chats.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
She's really missed it. Want lace and yeah, well bored,
I bet you have.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
You have answers for this too, But a lot of
people want to know. Essentially, you know, when you die,
like the color literally drains out of your face. You're
kindding great. How you get a corpse to look less dead?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, that's the thing of that, I'm sure one of
the things that greg other than the fact that the
person is dead. But you're not a fan of like
wakes no open cask traumatizing. The first one I ever
went to is when a friend of mine we were
seventeen at the time, and he got killed in a
car crash and it was an open casket funeral. It's
so much makeup on that he was pure orange. It
(07:23):
traumatized me.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Oh decade, the same thing happened to me, and then
they had to put it like a veil over. Oh
my god.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Yeah, like why they use like a wax for bullet
holes and stuff.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
But in general, this guy tries to keep it fairly now.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah, because like for me, I don't mind the open
casket because in a weird way, when I'm at a funeral,
there is a sense of disbelief like is this person like,
prove it? And so like when you when you go
in there and there's a viewing and you see the person,
even though it doesn't really look like them, it's you know,
some I mean, you know it's them, but it you know,
(07:57):
like you said, there's a very there's a difference to
the complete Actually it's a difference to the color.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
And I don't want to be a jerk, but if
everyone says they just look like they're sleeping, then that's
still like, you know, they don't look dead.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, but I mean again, like I don't know. For me,
I find I see it. I find some weird even
though it is odd, I find some weird comfort.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Okay, it's not weird.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yeah, yeah, all right, So how do you get dead
people to look les dead dead? Yeah? Here we go.
Speaker 8 (08:22):
All the makeup we use is actually formulated for dead people,
So it's made to go on cold skin as opposed
to warm skin like regular makeup. And we have a
deceased loved one, they're going to look very very pale.
So when we put in the red blood, the red
fluid rather, that's actually going to pink them up in
some ways and make them look a little bit more alive.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
So special makeup.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
You look at a you porn in the background there
like click.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Special makeup for cold skin.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
And when they drain you they put basically red kool
aid back in you to make it look a little
more lifelike.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
That makes sense. Yeah, that's so weird.
Speaker 10 (08:55):
I know.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Now let's move on to the so weird. I mean, hey,
but you know what, it's uh, it's part of life, right,
what you want to happen. I think really the most
important thing is just make sure people know what you
want exactly. You know, you don't want to be like
the last thing I think I would want. I don't
want the cost. I don't want the family to have
the cost of like a casket really yeah, yeah, and
(09:17):
like a like a burial site and all that kind
of That's why I said, like, you can just cremate me.
You could put me in a like a shopping bag
or whatever, and then whenever the next trash day is,
you could put me on. Yeah, if you want to
keep a little like if my wife wanted to keep
like a little like tablespoon or something or whatever, and fine.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Can we all have something. We all have somebody if
you want that so fun, give.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
It that would be fun. Give it out.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I heard about some something similar were our family did,
like with the immediate family, they like you know, cousins
and you know they gave like some kind of like
trinket like a yeah right, so yeah you've heard of that,
right born.
Speaker 9 (09:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
They could do it in like necklaces or rings or
something like that.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
I think you can make diamonds out of them too,
Yeah you can.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
We have some more.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
We have some from this person's autopsy tech. So there's
mortician and the autopsy tech. We're learning something this morning.
Ask an autopsy tech. We'll get into that audio coming
up next to her on the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
You're smart? Hell, hell, I make a smart idiot? What
so dumb? Come on, Greg, that's good. I love drunk.
I knew drunk ro you'll meet them is the best.
You'll meet them something.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah, you'll meet them anyway. So we are learning something.
We are becoming smart. We had some of those clips
from that mortician about like do you put bras on corpses?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
How do you fit a fat person into a casket? Makeup?
How do you get dead people to look less dead.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Yeahs, red dyes.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Now there's that, But then there's also people who are
autopsy techs.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Yeah, this one, I.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Would say is almost a little more gruesome, just because
I don't know they're they're really down there in the basement.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
But it really truly is a morbid curiosity. Absolutely, and
that's why you watch those shows I had mentioned, like
what was his name, doctor Bowden Right, and there were
all those different like you know how they figured out X,
Y Z, And it's just by taking these people apart.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Well, and let's put it this way.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
The more titian didn't seem to use this, but the
autopsy tech he was showing his tools.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
It was a very visual element. They use like hedge
clippers to crack your ribcage.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Really yeah, like like he's like everyone thinks it's bolt cutters,
but here it's like hedge clippers.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
So this guy is super popular. He's a tech in
Little Rock, Arkansas. He goes by on Instagram at big
Lead seventy three.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Big Lead Led.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Yeah, he has five hundred and seventy seven thousand followers,
and yeah, I got into him.
Speaker 8 (11:53):
Yew.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I'm saying people are interested in.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
This stuff very he answers the craziest questions. But there's
stuff that we all want to know. We talked about bras.
But let's go downtown.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Okay, do you guys want to take a guess at this.
Do you think they take out tampons at a female corpses?
Speaker 10 (12:09):
I would think so, yes, yeah, But then also why,
like why are you going through?
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Like why are you digging around?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Right exactly? You could just leave it and it'd be fine.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I would think they had to remove anything and everything
that's not like part of the body. I would think, like,
you know, any kind of like uh, you know, like
ee feelings, not feelings, but you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
But there was like you know, you got a tampon
it you take you take that out.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
I would think, well, let's find out.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, I'll remove that.
Speaker 11 (12:34):
If you have one in is that got to remove
all this stuff from the inside all that comes out.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
So if there's a tampon in there, I'll remove it.
You're welcome. Oh god, he sounds weird. Yeah. I don't
like that voice. I don't like it. It's not appropriate
for this sort of talk. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Oh, he's a he's an eccentric guy.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I like him weird, I use my I'll get that out.
I'll get it out of there. Search and restaurant.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Oh god, do you guys think dead people fart?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yes, well it's probably not a I mean it's gas. Right,
farts are gas, excess gas, but not like a fart.
Fart maybe just from yeah, I mean because people. Here's
a question. Do people really take a dump when they die?
Speaker 8 (13:21):
Like?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Do people like their bowels really relax that much that
it just all of a sudden just falls out, Like
you've heard that before, when someone dies they poop.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Farting.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I assume just because there's so much gas. Okay, I
will say yes, I'll say yes, let's all right, here
we go.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
No, it is true.
Speaker 11 (13:40):
You have good bacteria bad bacteria. They bounce out while
you're alive, but then when you pass away, the bad
bacteria takes over, starts to pretty much decompose you. You
start to melt, you start to turn into gas. So
your body starts to swell up and it has to
go somewhere, so doi it comes out the attic or
comes out the basement.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
But it does happen, so it can come out your O.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
What if you're just sitting in there. It's just you
and a corpse in like a basement, and it just starts.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Oh yeah, like or what if you're just like at work, right,
you're working in the uh you know, the the morgue
and from the cross room, and just you and dead
bodies there, I know, right, Oh, at least it would
be funny, all right, which corpse?
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Yeah, well you wanted to know about uh poop?
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Right, yeah, Okay, let's just let's just see what he
has to say about it. We're going to ask Big
Lead seventy three, what's the worst part of his job?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
The worst thing about being an autopsy tech? Here we poop.
I don't like pooo. I know, it's part of my job.
Speaker 11 (14:50):
You know, you always had that one thing at your
job that you don't like.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Mine would be poo.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Everybody. He added that back to a lot of these
I couldn't play because the music is so distracting.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
But yes, a program, by the way, that'll strip all
that out of it. I do that for a lot
of our clips.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Oh yeah, because the music is so like what they
have to say is actually pretty interesting. They've made it
so annoying and distracting with the music that they put
for their stupid social media account stuff.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Oh that's good to know because of that. You like
the last one. But apparently everybody does poop when they die, yeah,
or at.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Least when they're going through there. I would imagine, like
you mean, things.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Come out well when you die, like everything in your body,
or at least is everything right.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Imagine death after a chili cookoff. Yeah, you died at
the chili cookoff. So even in death, we're embarrassed.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
There's no dignity in that.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Double. They're looking at your pee exactly while you're farting
and pooping.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
And by the way, there's no more blood so like
you don't have the uh, you don't have the benefit
of blood rushing down there, so no fluff.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
So it so it looks even more danky, unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Now we talked about tampons. This is for the autopsy tech.
Do you think there's any reason for them to remove
testicles reason?
Speaker 9 (16:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:08):
Do you think they remove them for pleasure?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Yeah? I mean maybe because don't think they weigh like
all the different organs and stuff, right, So like filing,
I'm saying that once they take something out, like maybe
like if they're trying to determine like some kind of
like I don't know, cancer, like something of the weight
or the size of if it's related to Yeah, in general,
I would say to make a necklace.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
And they do say, like in your like chest cavity,
they do take all those.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Organs out and put them in a bag and then
put them back in your chests.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
Yeah, it's human giblet.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
God, let's find out if they do in fact remove
the testicles.
Speaker 11 (16:44):
Yes, I remove the testicles so we can look for trauma,
see if there's any hemorrhage down there.
Speaker 9 (16:50):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
So yeah, sorry, guys, I remove your testicles. Oh man,
I got They.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
They put those in a bag and they put those
in your mouth every Yeah, and then they use that
and then they use that glue to keep your lists together.
So when you're doing the open casket thing, nobody gets.
Nobody knows that you have your own balls in your mouth.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
That's smart.
Speaker 10 (17:09):
There is something about the way this guy talks, though,
that makes me think it might just be him and
not necessarily every mortician.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Like he's like, really, I remove the testicles.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
He doesn't say, as morticians, this.
Speaker 9 (17:18):
Is what we do.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
I think.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
I think he's just folksy. Now there's one more.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
He's probably the most social. I think a lot of these.
I looked him up and he has popped up in
my feedback.
Speaker 9 (17:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I found the more odd the job, the more like
socially awkward the person is.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
I see it right, Like your coworkers are dead.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Correct, Like you're you're doing the autopsies or whatever.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
So it's not like a real team sports slash effort,
you know, the mortician like, yeah, then you have to
have a certain like you have to I think you
have to have a certain quirk to be able to
do that job and to do these things for you're
dismantling bodies and stuff. And so I think, you know,
if this guy is probably the most social totally of
(18:06):
the socially awkward, and so he's still awkward, yes, and
he's still socially awkward, but.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
He's the most normal. Question. He's the spokes He's the
one they send out like all right, well here you
go tell everybody what.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
In fact, he even makes like merch and like T
shirt does. Yeah, so that's all Instagram.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
That's a copy of hoodie.
Speaker 11 (18:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
I like this guy today. It's a raising canes tomorrowrow.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Yes, Oh, when you asked about keeping their mouths shut,
they go through a lot.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
It's not glue.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
It's like almost I'm just kind of comparing it.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
I don't know what the actual tools call, but it's
almost one of those like rug nail guns like your mouth. Yeah,
it's a big and then they sew it and it's
it's a whole thing. Now, this is the last thing.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
I have not looked it up.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
I don't think anyone in this room will look it
up except Sea Bass. Okay, well, I was hoping that
SeaBASS and would would look up the thing that he
says in this next time, because I haven't done it.
This question is, what's the scariest thing you've ever seen
during an autopsy?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (19:11):
When I open you up and I see that your
colon is like an anacon a snake, It's huge.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
That's scary to me.
Speaker 11 (19:19):
It's called toxic mega colon.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
You don't have to google it. Warning the pictures are terrible.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Toxic mega colon happens.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Zero interest in looking that up. I'm looking it up,
but I don't really see what he told you.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
He said. Oh, he lays down next to it and
it's this, it's longer than the person.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah, you've probably got a mega herd view image, like
they said that John Wayne had like forty five pounds
a turd in him probably, Yeah, the ones you want
to go the one says view image.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Yeah, but you want to discussing more than I would think. No,
I mean no, it's the scariest thing he's ever seen.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
That doesn't look that scary.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
Okay, I mean it's good anyway.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
It's close, it doesn't look it doesn't look that scary
like he'sid.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
But literally said that somebody sent him a picture of
someone laying on the ground and a toxic mega colin
stretched out and it was the same size as a person.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yes, I mean your intestines are all like how many
miles of intestine that you have?
Speaker 12 (20:17):
Right?
Speaker 4 (20:17):
I think it's extraloded. But I hope we all learned
something today. This is you know, it's a part of life,
something we're all gonna have to deal with.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
And I'm not going to have to deal with it,
that's true. What do you all want to do to
deal with?
Speaker 9 (20:29):
Yah?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Think about because people are like always I'm always afraid
of death, but like you won't experience it you'll be dead.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Well at that point, you're not like, you're not the
one who's there, you know what I mean? Yeah, you're
you're involved, you're out, but you're out.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
What about when you're a ghost.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Well that's fun, come right back. You can walk through
walls and stuf. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 13 (20:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
The fascination that we all have with death and some
or form is I heard something that I obsessed about.
If you have multiple siblings, one of you will be
at all the funerals, one of you will be a
none of the funeral. Yeah, well, thank you very much,
ginegrat uplifting sorn not talking to that guy. Yeah, more
(21:11):
Woody shows. Next, hang up in the meantime, have an
existential crisis to the show. Show it's on the Woody Show.
The Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Seamas says, it's gonna be a masterclass on how to
determine how to like differentiate between a person.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Who is a douchebag and a guy who is a
cool guy.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Like sometimes these guys who are labeled as douchebags, Sea
Bass arguments aren't douchebags at all, They're super cool.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
Exactly how to tell it has to do with I
figured this out. I honestly to spend a lot of
time on this. It has to do with douchebags. They
value dumb things on ironically, they they have no sense
of humor about their Von Dutch hat or their their
their charger going in their lanes, about their Supreme shirt,
(22:09):
you know, about their their their tiger on a leash,
like they super love that stuff and they don't see
the joke in the why it's done. So what the
the way this came up was on a hard knock
this year, Joe Burrow just was just chilling out, just
you know, they were at practice. He was talking to
his receivers and he casually dropped that he had bought
one of the batmobiles, not like not the old sixties batmobiles,
(22:30):
but like the cool Christian.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Bale Dark Knight Dark Knight one.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah, like we had we had heard that they were
going up for auction or whatever and that there was
gonna want five.
Speaker 6 (22:37):
Of them and then three million piece. Nobody knew who
was like getting them or who were you know, So
here this is Joe talking. Joe Burrow talking to his receivers.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
I told you, did you get yet? Though I can't
get it for like a year.
Speaker 10 (22:50):
But I bought it.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I ain't gonna lie. Be hilarious. How about that bro.
Speaker 11 (22:59):
Came out.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Higgins or who? But see they get it. Joe Joe
Burrow was like, you guys checked this out. He was
just like, oh, you know, I got this thing.
Speaker 6 (23:07):
It's kind of funny and they're kind of laughing about it.
He's not super serious about his batmobile.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
No, it's not the batmobile that I will. He gets
the chains and the cigars, and he was doing that
stuff from day one.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
Well that was that was he won a national championship.
Forget let him have a cigar? Guy became No, it
kind of became his thing for a while. It wasn't
just that night, it was just in general. I think
that's the difference is his attitude toward it. I don't
think he's serious about it.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
You know.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
That's that's why Joe Burrow, I say, not a douchebag. Okay,
so you're saying Joe Burrow, cool guy now on the
so I want to go apples and apples on this. Okay.
Who else what other quarterback in the NFL gets called
a douchebag? Aaron Rodgers? Now what he did.
Speaker 6 (23:48):
He's very serious about his dumb thing, which is like spirituality.
He made a he let and produced a silent retreats
or whatever he's doing, darkness retreats.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Oh my god. But I tried to turn on the
show and I couldn't get through it exactly. That's the difference.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
There's a difference between going and doing that stuff and
inviting a camera crew along and taking things all serious
and having it. But I watched Enigma on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Menace. Yeah, I tried calling it enigma.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
You're not an Enigma. Aaron Rodgers is this kind of
the dumb guy? And I saw this because they open
up the Netflix series by Aaron Rodgers getting a tattoo
on his bicep. The tattoo is, well, it's a dragon
like an Infinity symbol on his bicep. You know how
I hate tattoos. Oh yeah, here's Aaron Rodgers again. At
(24:36):
this point, what a thirty seven, thirty eight year old
man getting a tattoo on his bicep?
Speaker 12 (24:40):
Me making a number chains issue from twelve to eight.
I wanted to get some sort of symbol, and eight
sideways is infinity. Definitely wanted an Infinity symbol that I
woke up this morning and I had to say intuition
about a dragon.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Then it just all came together from there. So he's
very deep. Yeah, I just thought about a dragon, and
I'm going I'm going to be number eight on the Jets. Therefore,
a dragon on my represents infinity.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
So that's a dumb thing, right, That's that's a dumb tattoo.
But he's taking it so seriously. He does this, and
if you keep watching, which again I agree with many
tries to.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Put like some deeper meaning behind dumb, he's yeah, he's
a dumb guy. And because hippies can be douchebags too.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
Oh, nobody's arguing that, and that's why to say, Aaron Rodgers,
nice guy, but dumb hippie douchebag.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Okay, so far I'm two for two. I'm saying they're
both douchebags, all right.
Speaker 6 (25:34):
So I stuck with the athletes, and I was so
I was reminded of an athlete who who's a big douchebag,
and I've called a douchebag, and I've gone to his
fights and called his fans douchebags to their faces.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
That is Floyd Mayweather, Oh, Floyd Money Mayweather. I forget that.
That's part of it, the money part.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
He's so charitable.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Well, that's the thing is he was very charitable with
his fists to the mother of his children. That's why
he went to jail. But besides that, besides him being
in a convicted of de bed domestic abuser, maywe there
is he is so serious about.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
His whole money thing. And he sees it's a dumb thing, like, Okay,
you want to fight and you got thirty million dollars? Great,
Do I want to see his stacks of hundreds? It's
not that's not interesting to anyone. But and he's so
serious about it.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
I found this clip from he was on part of
the Interruption on ESPN, and there was a story a
number of years ago where he was throwing out fake
one hundred.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Dollars bills at nightclubs.
Speaker 6 (26:23):
Again for a guy who's so loaded, right, But the
answer to that, now, the answer to that might be
and I was just playing around as a joke. He
was for the atmosphere. Yeah, blah blah blah. But see
how seriously Mayweather takes it when confronted.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Let's talk about something else that's been reported that you
like to make it rain in the club.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Some people have said with fake one hundred dollars bills,
true or false.
Speaker 9 (26:42):
Everybody's incited to the own opinion. I don't think you
can buy a house, a seventeen million dollar house with
with fake hundred dollars bills.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
That wasn't a question. It's yes or no, fake hundred
dollars bills.
Speaker 9 (26:54):
I mean, like I said before, if I'm if I'm
making forty million dollars in fake money, then that's what
it is.
Speaker 6 (26:59):
What that's he's mega defensive. Three right, he's mega defensive.
He said, Yeah, that's another thing douchebags do.
Speaker 7 (27:06):
Well, I got a lot of money, so therefore what Yeah,
that doesn't sound like something I would do.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
That's I don't care if you have a lot of money.
He's the only one with the answer, So give one
right exactly, hated You have your own opinion. There's a
lot of people with a lot of money. Either you
did or you didn't, and if you did, maybe it
was fun. You're just screwed around. Well, this is a
masterclass Sea Bass explaining the difference between douchebags and cool guys.
Speaker 6 (27:26):
Now, I say I wasn't alive of course during the
Muhammad Ali heyday. But I've I say, Muhammad Ali not a.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Douchebag, because what he was doing, the trash talking he
was doing, he was you know, that was part of
the showman he was.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
Yeah, and it's and it seemed authentic, and he was
doing something no one had really done before. This is
a very famous press conference. Mhammad Ali gay before the
rumble in the jungle.
Speaker 14 (27:47):
Been chopping trees. I'd done something new for this fight
out of us. What an alligator out on tussle, what
a whale out on handcuff, lightning old thunder in jail.
That's only last week. I'm murdered a rock, angela stone,
hospitalize a brick. I'm so mean.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
I make medicine. Shit, dude, seem that's good. Close. See
that's fine. You can call it doctor sus or whatever.
That's nineteen seventy four. So yeah, I know.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
And you know he could say, well he's being he's
taking himself very seriously.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah, but not really. He's talking about murdering bricks, right,
making medicine, yeah right, he'd showman ship. Yeah, he's having
fun with it. And so that so I said, Muhammad
Ali not a douche but it's kind of like the
WWE stuff meets actual boxing exactly.
Speaker 6 (28:33):
And so then I thought to myself, well, what speaking
of or fighters, is Connor McGregor a douchebag?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
He's often it's because he's accused of on like late
night cocaine binges and cheating on his wife.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Throwing Dolly as their windows and yeah and.
Speaker 6 (28:49):
Yeah exactly, attacking people backstage, and I think McGregor falls
into a separate category. This is after one of his victories,
I think at twenty sixteen, where he addresses how he's
a bad boy or behind the scenes of problem. This
is after he wins.
Speaker 8 (29:02):
Though I've spent a lot of time Joe saying everybody
in the company backstage, I'm.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Starting job everybody. I ridiculed everyone on the Russia. I
just want to say, from the bottom of behind, I'd
like to take this chance to apologize absolutely nobody. I
think you're you're in the You're on the right track
(29:31):
with he is the very rare, lovable douchebag. That's the
heel that that. But I think more more importantly he's
a psycho. It's a different category. Is a legit psycho.
Speaker 7 (29:44):
So he's not like trolling everyone. This is who he
is and that was his character as Menace will tell
you in roadhouse to but that great, very love body
Jake Joe and so what's the.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Douchebags and cool guys? Well we're here.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
Let me let me remind people about Floyd Mayweather.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
He can't read. This is the best thing the Breakfast
Club has ever done in their history. And they've done
a lot of great stuff.
Speaker 6 (30:08):
Is it fifty kind of Floyd maybeweather beefing online And
it came out that Floyd couldn't like read hop on
pop and the Breakfast Club said, oh, hey, we had
Floyd in here. We had him read like, Hey, it's
Floyd Moya there, joined me in iHeartRadio and they're supporting
our troops to help fight blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
And they played some of that tape.
Speaker 9 (30:26):
All right, I'm Floyd Mayweather and Floyd Mayweather and I've
joined Heart Radio for the show Your Stripes. Yeah, okay,
on Floyd Mayweather and I've joined Heart Radio for the
show Your Stripes movement to support hiring vice.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Hi, okay, I'm Floyd Mayweather. Kind of sounds like Menace
recording commercial. That's why every day see what he's trying
to do, and this is what I try to do.
He's just trying to get the cadence right.
Speaker 6 (31:02):
And that's something I see as I was analyzing these guys.
That's something I picked up on is douchebags are often
legitimately dumb. They don't know that they're dumb, and they
use violence aggression. They don't they don't see themselves for
what they do as being stupid. Like when, for instance,
Joe Burrow with his batmobile, he knows that's silly. He's
joking with his friends about it.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
I can see the argument. He's not. He's not.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
He's not yelling at the PTI interviewer about how I
don't care if it was a real, fake fake.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I've got a big I've got a big house. So
can you give me one more example the difference between
douchebags and cool guys. All right, here's a douchebag for
you in Diesel again.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
He created The Fast and the Furious, which is a
legitimately stupid movie franchise. It's a douche magnet, right, And
if he admitted to that, I would say, Okay, cool, whatever,
but here he was. He was doing an interview about
a Fast and the Furious sequel and why he had
at least initially turned down.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
The idea of a Fast and Furious too.
Speaker 13 (31:56):
And I remember telling the studio at the time, don't
make another Fast and Furious. If if Rebel without a
Cause had a sequel, it wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Be a classic.
Speaker 5 (32:08):
Okay, Yeah, so they made fifteen more.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Well, the reason was Gina, is they gave Vin creative control.
Speaker 7 (32:16):
That's what we've been missing, which is why they.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Were so good. Allegedly the next one they're gonna be
taking it back to the streets cool man.
Speaker 6 (32:25):
Yeah, Vin diesel kind of dumb and because of that
doesn't understand why he's dumb, and I think and that
I think leads to him.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Being a douchebag. So that's I think that's the difference.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
So basically, it's how in on it you are?
Speaker 7 (32:36):
Yeah, if you could be self scruger situation right, And also.
Speaker 6 (32:39):
What what do you do with your success? At least
in these cases, these are all successful douchebags. People texted, oh,
elon Musk he could have retired twenty five years ago,
but he keeps on doing this he's following his passion,
which is designing science and engineering things.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
And I can't You can't call that douchebag. You can't
call Jeff Bezos a douchebag.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
Again, he could have retired fifteen twenty years ago, but
he's following his passion legitimately, and honestly he's shooting rockets too.
Just a bunch of haters, right, Yeah, there's what happens
is you don't understand because you're stupid.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
All right, Well, there you have. That's the bottom of line.
Everybody else, I'm getting Sea Bass's masterclass the difference between
douchebags and cool guys. It is the Woodie Show.
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Speaker 5 (33:35):
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Speaker 1 (33:36):
Someone says, need a full time podcast, not thirty minutes.
Well there is one highlight podcast, dumb great listen to
the full show podcast. US real fans want the full
show thirty minute listeners are not all in they listen
to the full show. Step to you. I don't think
you're not explaining one part. What is that? So in
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(33:58):
If you don't want the thirty minute one, all you
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the full podcast. What I'm saying, it's in the same feed.
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Speaker 1 (34:24):
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