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Speaker 1 (00:03):
But the Woody Show, Hi, welcome back. So was it Sunday?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
What was it was Sunday because it was like National
Popcorn Day or whatever the you know, dumb holidays like
we talked about. And so we were talking about in
our meeting because we love these kind of things, whether
it's the free slurpees and seven to eleven or when
it's a steal a base steel of taco, so much fun,
any kind of thing where we could take advantage of
a situation.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
We're celebrating commerce.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah, yeah, we love and so what what were the
what were what were the rules?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
This was of our locations. The rules was four hundred ounces.
That's like it sounds like a lot. That's only like
three plus gallons, so even like your five gallon home
depot bucket is too big. But they were very loose
on the restrictions. Got to be clean, sanitary under four
hundred ounces. And that's basically it's.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Fair, okay, all right, And then you guys went independently,
you guys didn't go to the theater, right and have
a popcorn date. Now, two different theories. Now, Morgan, were
you Sea Bass has no feeling about any of this
kind of stuff. Were you nervous at all going to
this one or a little bit? Yeah, it's nervous for morgasms,
I know that.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, I really do this one. This one wasn't as
bad though, you know, pretty quick in and out.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Okay. So we were just trying to think about, like,
you know, what should we go with, what.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Were difficult for them to fill? And we've done so
many of these things again, mostly scatological with diapers and
cons and done all the.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Ideas cost to me banks, or about something.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
That might be socially undesirable, psychologically hard.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
So they both went with popcorn buckets. So just a
legit popcorn bucket like you'd see a the at the theater.
But what was on the popcorn bucket was what we
were playing with, playing with here. Now, what did you
have on yours? Morgan?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
So I print out pictures of my favorite couple, Oj
and Nicole. Yeah, because why just do OJ alone? Not overused?
You know, he gets enough spotlight anyways.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Alone you could say, well, I'm a Bills fan, Yeah right, yeah,
a couple's goals.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
So you walk up to the counter a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Around, No, and I had to kind of like go
I don't know if SeaBASS you went through this. It's
been a while since I've been to the movies. But
you got to kind of check in with the front
desk people first in some places.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, yeah, they usually take your ticket before you go inside.
That's correct. So yeah, but that's no purchase necessary, which
was nice, right.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
So I was like, uh, joined to buy a ticket.
They're like, no, go ahead, And then I walked up
to the counter. Not that busy. I went again. It
was Sunday, so a lot of families.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
There, no no, but yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Was the kids have no idea who OJ or Nicole?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
And I just had you know, my bucket wasn't that big. Yeah,
so it was kind of okay, understand out.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
She walks up to the counter and here's how that went.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Uh National Popcorn Days? Can I fill up my bucket
my dollars? Okay, great? Here it is, just be careful
with it. It's like, that's my favorite couple of all time.
I don't want to like grew in the buckets, but
just make sure not to get any butter on Nicole
or OJ. Do you like it? I've had it for
(03:22):
years since before he kills her and all that and
you can tell I just you know, taped those pictures
on today and there's wedding pictures, there's pictures of them
from all.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
You know, yeah, whole life possession.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Don't get any butter on.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
And and way before that happened. I mean you were
were you born yet? When was when was Nicole and
Ron murdered in the trial four?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I think I had just been born or not born yet?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Such a fan birth?
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Yeah, well do you know what you're you're.
Speaker 7 (04:07):
Me?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah it was ninety four, but I don't know that much.
Oh well I was born June sixth, so right before
it happened.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah, so she was a fan way before.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, she looks for her she looks really great anyway.
Yeah so there he goes continue with the OJ bugger.
Were you a fan of them?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I knew him just to the oh the incident.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah well he I think he played football before. I'm
not really sure, but me and they're my favorite couple.
I love him.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Rest in piece of coal.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
You know, I take picture this one? Yeah you want
to see of course? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Of course was that? So that's a second person.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Two people came.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Wow, and I even had a lid because it was
a big tupperware type thing, and the lid had pictures
of them too, and so he like put it to
the side as he was filling it up.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
It's very nice, yeah, because hen't want to ruin. You
want to get butter on the take picture this one?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, you want to see of course?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, of course.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
And I told him be careful. It's my favorite bucket.
I've kept it since before he murdered her and all that.
You know, I've been single so long. I hope to
mind someone like that.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I hope to find somebody like that. That's what you want.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Get, get someone who looks at you like, yeah, exactly allegedly.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
All right, here, have.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
You gotten any cool buckets coming in today?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Or let's see this type you up there?
Speaker 7 (05:28):
Really?
Speaker 8 (05:29):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
That makes you so cool for like.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
A Skelti pick.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Oh yeah, all right, perfect, Thank you so much, would
be grazy.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Sure, thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I'm gonna go home and watch some old OJ games.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
Before you know.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
It. Wow, all right, thank you watch them. That's clear
you're not like a football fan. But like if you
were a fan of OJ before the murders, but what else,
like what else would o Ja had been involved in Morgan, Well.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
My mom taught me recently. He was in a bunch
of commercials, commercials like I'm running through the yeah for her.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Oh, Boor told me he's been in some movies. Yeah. Yeah,
But I mean, let's get to the business. I like it.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, all right, well she does it. She just have
an OJ tattoo. Alright, OJ tattoo on her body.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Don't you show them?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Oh my god, that would have been great.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
That would have been the deal.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I thought about it, but then I got to kind
of drop my pants a little.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
To do that.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
The guy at the popcorn stand would have been all
about it. Yeah, that would have made that guy's year
popcorn stand might also be sixteen. Yeah, he didn't show
him anything. It's not the other one that then some
guy mopping the floors. It's the it's kind of like
on your hip, right Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
But at that point that would have sold it as like, oh,
this ship is actually legit crazy, right, not like I
want to do something postgame analysis.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Morgan, go watch OJ games before he quote did it?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
All right, So that was Morgan's experience with popcorn bucket day.
We'll take the break and then we'll come back and
then Sea Bass will share what he did when he
went to sit a mark with his bucket. Did he
get popcorn? Did they turn him? I don't even know
it's on his bucket. We'll find out, but we will
find out next hang on, This is like Show'll be
right back. Okay, okay, all right, Well we got another
(07:35):
popcorn bucket to look more into the sea Bass brought.
God knows what was on that one. We will find
out the next phones open eight seven, seven forty four, Woodie,
you can send us a text over to to nine
eighty seven. I'm working on two hours sleep today, guys.
I took my son to the King's Penguins game last night.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Oh nice.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, So got home about eleven pm from the game,
and it was a big win for the Penguins. Sorry
Kings fans. I I do like the Kings. I just
can't root for them when they're playing my Penguins. Uh
yeah it was. I mean the Pens sucked this year,
so I mean, look, I know that daddy, he's injured
(08:19):
for the Kings. But it's still fun. It's still a
fun experience. The only thing I didn't like was they
do this thing called brass and beats where it's like
these like it's like a band and with like like
a DJ beat behind them. They were doing like you know,
uh genuine pony and it was awkward.
Speaker 8 (08:37):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, it's just.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
It was just like a horn section.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah, tubos, okay, trombones and stuff to hear that. Yeah, yeah,
but it was it was fun. Ran into some some
listeners last night. That was cool. Everybody's always super fun,
super nice. No, no, but it was just just watching
the game. It was two hours sleep.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Oh did you go to after Dark restaurant in there?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
No, I didn't. I did see it, though, it's yeah,
I did see it, and uh, I'm going to the
Penguins game against the Ducks on Thursday night. Yeah, that's
going to be a la one. Well it's going to
take a lot. It's going to take a lot longer
to get.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Home, right, But are you like you seem okay?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
No, I'm fine.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
We just came up long weekend. Oh yeah, yesterday was
I kept forgett yesterday it was a holiday, kept thinking
yesterday was Sunday. I felt like it. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
And it's weird how a three day weekend feels shorter
than a regular week. It felt like five minutes long.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I felt pretty I mean, I don't know what's going
on with Greg, and you would think that days would
seem forever because he can't sleep, so's I know.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
And that's yeah, that's what pissed me off, wide awake
at like two.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Show.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
All right, so it is National Popcorn Day and cinemar
theaters they announced this big thing like seven eleven that's
done before about bringing your own cup or slurpees, where
you could bring in a vessel of some kind and
they would fill it with up to three gallons one
hundred ounces, yeah, of their popcorn, their theater corn.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
And to me it seemed very successful. I saw numerous
people walking in there with buckets, so.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, and they did say because I didn't realize they
offered kettle corn, but I guess they do this and
no kettle just had to be like the regular the
red pop don't get fancy with us. Yeah, So Morgan
went in there. She went to one theater and she
had her bucket outfitted with a bunch of OJ and
Nicole photos and the guy behind the counter really dug it. Yeah,
I wanted to take some pictures. And then another guy
(10:46):
walked up, wanted to take pictures with their OJ bucket,
and now we have Sea Bass, Sea Bass. What did
you do?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Similar idea? See if they would fill a popcorn buckets
just based on what's on the outside.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
But mine was movie stars and.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I'll walk I'll walk through the the stars around the
bucket right here in this first clip, all right, here
we go, all right, hello.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
I brought my own bucket and it's my special home
key year bucket. I used to watch movies at home,
and I put all my favorite actors on it. She
didn't know who any of these guys were here. So
this is Kevin Spacey. He was in Horrible Bosses, Superman
returns Goldmember with what about this guy? His name is
James Franco.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
He was in You do Know Him?
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (11:30):
Do you like him? He's very sexy. He was in
the Interview and of Mice and Men and Rise to.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
The Player of the Apes.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
You know this guy. He's Armie Hammer and the Lone
Ranger and Social Network. He's pretty cute too, right.
Speaker 9 (11:44):
Me like a accounibal.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Hell Jaz.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
There's people that work at a movie at the Internet.
Problem is we forget that employees. These employees are newborns essentially. Yeah,
so these guys haven't been in movies for young ones
five six years.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
But I know, well, at least when I went to
when I was in high school, that people that worked
in the movie theater, they were obsessed with movies.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
See to me, those are the people in the old
school video stores. Yeah, yeah, the Quentin Tarantino types. Yeah, working,
they were working the Blockbuster you know. Okay, those are
the people who were I'm going to film school.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Oh yeah, it's a film Yeah, I was just.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Kids who are killing time making some money. So we
landed on one army hammer. She knew who that was, okay.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
And he's a wanna be accuntile.
Speaker 9 (12:26):
Like a cannibal.
Speaker 6 (12:27):
What.
Speaker 9 (12:28):
Yeah, he was in the movie with Timothy Shallowy too.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
No, Oh, I don't know, maybe like he played a
cannibal in a movie. No, apparently there's like there was
going around.
Speaker 9 (12:38):
He's like an actual cannible.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
What how do you do that, dude buy used medical waste?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
That's just what I'm.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Seeing in Oh, well, I like it quite frankly. Maybe
I am surprised. Cannibal.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
I'm shocked.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
What, Yeah, I'm kind of playing. Uh, I guess slightly
are wordy?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Well, you sound like you're just randomly in love with
these guys but don't know their movies.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Yeah, I wrote down I got all their movies on here.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
What Yeah, I think you're like a special needs individual
of some kind.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
You do come across that way?
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Yeah, yeah, it's truly abstracted to James Frank. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Closeted, not so closet sure, yeah, all right, so wait
if she she knows that army hammer a little bit,
but yeah, here we go.
Speaker 7 (13:26):
Do you know this guy is No, that's Andy Dick.
He was in Old School and road Trip and Inspector Gaget.
All right, Well anyway, what if he was like just
pretending to be accounibal and they were like, oh, that's okay,
like you know, role playing or whatever. Yeah, I hope
it's fake me too. You want to Oh no, that's
(13:47):
all right, that's very nice, appreciate it. But you guys
do a lot of popcorn to day. Yeah, all right,
they did.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
She's a murderer.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Yeah, you see him coming. It's trying to sign to close.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Concession stand.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
I'll be waiting, licking the window staring at you, and.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
I brought you guys a popcorn books is not a
good deal for even three gallons of popcorn.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
But yeah, he buttered it himself.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
James Franco, all right, well there you go, the first
ever popcorn bucket promotion at Cinemark A great success. Who yeah,
all right, more what it? Show's next?
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Farm?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Have you lost your mind?
Speaker 6 (14:31):
You disgusted me?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Show me right back, Sammy. Didn't you read or listen
to your first audio book?
Speaker 9 (14:41):
I did listen to my first audio book and I
loved it.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Between reading in the audio book, what do you enjoy
more this one?
Speaker 9 (14:49):
I really liked the audio book it was, but I
listened to mel Robbin's new book They'll Let Them Theory?
It was great.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
Issue.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (15:00):
So she is, you know, like a motivational speaker and
stuff like that. So I don't know yet if I
would like just a regular book versus.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Something like this.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Here again my point. We're talking to Mark Thompson from
Mark and Brian who was here last week. Same thing
with any of like Adam Carolla's books or anybody anybody
else like that who they make their living off spoken
word and communicating for a living and the guys Mel
Robbins does, I think it's better to hear her book
from her own voice, her own mouth.
Speaker 9 (15:28):
I do see what you're saying now, right, Yeah, because
I bought Mark's book and I read it, but I
think I need to listen to it because.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
There's so many times like if there's an author of
just like a novel, right, and you don't know that author,
you don't know what they other than what they say,
it's different. You assign your own voice to it. But
what it's somebody that you know who they are and
what they sound like. You're already reading it in their voice.
Hear them, so you might as well hear them and
not to mention they also when you get their book,
(15:57):
their audio book, a lot of times there's stuff that's
not in the book. It's like a lot of extra.
They go off script hard, Yeah, because they're reading about,
you know, their their own life. Yeah, they're one part
of their story. They go, actually there's more to that.
This is not the book, but.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
The part that I just learned.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Cool, it's the extras extra.
Speaker 7 (16:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (16:20):
I mean, I definitely recommend audio books.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Now I sign up for Audible. I know what what.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Did you learn from the Mel Robbins book.
Speaker 9 (16:28):
Well, I learned a lot in terms of just letting people.
It's kind of like, let people be who they are.
You don't have to do anything, try to mix things
for them, don't try to anything. If someone's upset about them,
let them be upset.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
All right, good?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah, I highly recommend.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
I think we will benefit from this the most. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 10 (16:58):
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Free Politically Correct World, Tuesday morning, January the twenty first,
twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
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TikTok's still here, guys, I got here.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yeah, we have a and they did get banned.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
They shut themselves down.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yeah, but you didn't. You didn't sign up for that
new one for us, right, that red red No, because
it's okay, dumb. Yeah, you heard it here first, so yeah,
you heard it here first. Anyway, there's Gina grad Good morning.
We got Sea Bass. Yeah, we got Sammy phones are
open eight seven seven forty four. Woody send us eight
text over to two to nine eight seven. Uh So
(17:55):
we're gonna get caught up on some of the trending
news headlines. One of the things I saw, man, we
have a rash of these. I'm not ready to call
like an epidemic, but thirty one year old woman in
Florida arrested on drug possession charges for the second time
this month. This time she was caught with methan some
(18:15):
other stuff. And tell me if this sounds familiar, because
it should. She had the drugs in a bag that
was labeled definitely not a bag full of drugs. Dude,
this is at least the third time this has happened
in the past year. Yeah. So, a different woman was
caught with drugs in a bag that was labeled the
exact same way July of last year, and then again
(18:39):
in October, another woman, what is happening, was caught with
drugs in a bag labeled bag of drugs.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
I'll tell you what's happening. Menace more available on Amazon
for fourteen dollars.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Well yeah, well so, yeah, I think the first chick
she got busted and she had this thing and then
all of a sudden it started. Because again there's one
on Etsy see for twenty three bucks and their their
makeup bags. Say, for the record, you're not supposed to
put your drugs in there?
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Uh says it on there.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah, well, he says, travel supplies, tech gear, art tools, cosmetics,
and more.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
I'm seeing about twenty different versions of toilet and some
of them say actually bag full of drugs.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Some go the opposite. That's cool, so like for meds,
so you can you can get in on the action.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
And who wouldn't want to? Yeah, oh, Greg, that's like
my ba. My tote bags has totes goats on it.
There's a picture of a goat. I do it for
my own amusement. Maybe people are doing this for their
own ammusing.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
These are cute girls being funny, funny, silly.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Greg. Yeah, I think you'll appreciate this. Tell me I
actually have a toiletry bag now for when I travel.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
You did before ziplock had.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
A ziplock like a gallon ziploc bag. Interesting, Well, look
up my briefcases like this. I don't carry a backpack
or like any kind of bag with that. Yeah, No,
I got a it's it's just a convenience store bag.
And I bring stuff in and out every day with that,
and people go, well, dude, don't you have a more
professional I'm like, no, this is my backpack, my my briefcase.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
And you just got a toiletry bag. I did, well, Okay,
So travel so much? No, I know this is interesting.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Yeah so I uh, I don't know about that.
Speaker 6 (20:22):
But I mean, yeah, not riveting.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
No, I'm saying I'm coming up your you know what
I mean, coming.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Up into adulthood.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
Somebody who travels so much doesn't have no I figured
Greg is one of the things that he is judging.
Well I was. And that's funny bring that up because
my brother at Christmas time, I recently saw him. He
arrived and was going to stay the night at my
parents place, and he was holding a toothbrush, holding some toothpaste,
holding it up and I said, you don't have a
toiletry bag, so you don't car toothbrush in your hand.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I'm very much like you into a house, you know,
like that's like bachelor dude kind of stuff, you know,
Like I still have a lot of that, whether it's
the bag that I'm walking in and out of, you know,
work with or or this thing.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Well my thing is like, why am I putting a
bag inside of a bag?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Well? I mean it does keep it very fine.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Yeah, no, I'm just like ziplock it.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yeah. But I got this gift over the holiday. It
was like from a business associate type thing where you know, like,
is it their name on it? No, it doesn't. But
it's like some fancy bag company I've never heard of before.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
And wait, did we get from the same people?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Maybe what you get?
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Is it blue?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (21:36):
I saw them at Yes, yeah, they saw him at
Instrument Outfitters. It's like everybody ross, Yeah it has I
got I.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Know what I'm talking because I'm like, I didn't know
what this is. So I looked it up and and
like just a stupid toiletry bag. If you wanted to
buy it was like one hundred.
Speaker 6 (21:52):
Leather.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
No, no, no, it's but I'm like I'm as well,
so it's like I might as well use it. This
is very This is a very nice gift.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
A lot of high school kids will get the baas fancy.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
I would have never bought it. I would have never
bought it in a billion years. But the figure since
I got it, might as well used that.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
The logo.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
The logo is a white circle with the red lettering.
I forget the name.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yeah, anyway, it's a brand.
Speaker 9 (22:15):
I know what you're talking about. Yeah, it starts with.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Don't.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
It's not Hershel, It's not her. It's like some I
don't know, some German sounding name. I think if I'm
remembering correctly, it's big.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
It's big with the whites.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I'm a white.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Froll raven Conkin. That's what this says. It's it's very
like Snordic.
Speaker 7 (22:45):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Yeah, y'all, y'all Robin Conkin gear.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Yeah sure, well yeah, like a hundred bucks.
Speaker 6 (22:54):
That's so they sell again.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
They saw Matt Urban Outfitters and stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Well, CONGRATU, thanks, welcome to a dolho. Yeah. So, for
the longest time, my wife was on me because you remember, dude,
this was a decade ago that they had us doing
some poker tournament at a casino and for the first
like X number of people, they got this woody show wallet.
It's like the cheapest, crappiest it's not even a pleather
(23:24):
like thing, and it had like a like a little
metal piece on it that just said the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Was it supposed to be funny, No, it's just it's one.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Of those like, uh, you know that some some businesses
will get pens done chip clips. It was supposed to
be that, but a wallet things probably twenty five cents.
That was my wallet up until recently. I don't spend
money on that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
I sure don't.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
I will spend money on certain things, but like I don't.
It's I don't spend money. I said this, and after
that thing fell apart, I would just carry everything loose
in my pants pocket. I had loose cash, loose credit cards,
my insurance card, my driver's license is loose. And my
wife is yelling. She goes, you know you can afford
a wallet, You can afford band and.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Even this had to be given. The toiletry bag.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
You didn't buy it, No, I didn't buy it, but
I did buy the wallet. I ended up because I
saw it got sucked in by it, and that sucker
pretty good. On Instagram, it's a King's loot is a name.
It's one of those where it's like, you know, things plounce.
That is cool, but it's also like nice and you
know compact compact. Yeah, anyway, what's the deal with the
metal wallet?
Speaker 6 (24:31):
So there was any good?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah, they're not.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
I wouldn't want that. My butt hurts so bad I can.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Yeah, ever since the weekend.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Yeah, it's just happened to you since going on zep bound. Like,
my ass hurts so much? What yeah, are you injecting
your ass? No, it's just you know, I lost a.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Little less fat in your ass. It's like it is
way bonier cool.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
Yeah, and that's why I've I've been standing in the
studio a lot because, like my ass, it's so bad.
Problem I think, zep ass.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
Do you keep your wallet in your back pocket?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:08):
I do, yeah, but I've been taking it out a
lot lately so.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Much it does gonna have to start doing leg day
menas really well, we even talking about menace for years.
He has no I don't know, Sammy, have you even
seen this? He has no range of motion, Like if
even if he holds onto the counter and tries to
do a squat, he'll fall over.
Speaker 9 (25:24):
Oh yeah, I did see him try to do a squat.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Oh yeah, I can't do it. Tony Horton, yea doing
a workout with us. He's like, dude, are you serious
Dominican Republic? Couldn't it poor cushion? Alkright, So speaking of
cheap between my grocery store bag wallet the wallet that
there was like disintegrating, is it luck? And then you know,
not having a travel toiletry thing or whatever. Gina can't
(25:49):
give me any crap. She was telling me about how
she's got a fitted sheet. Okay, that it's got a
tear in the middle of it, right, so the fittat
that goes over the man. Yeah, it's got the elastic corners.
It's okay. So it's got a tear in the middle,
and instead of throwing it away, she sewed it back together.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Oh not only not only sew it back together. I
laid on the bed and sewed it while it was
already on like fitted on the bed. I was doing
surgery because it's a great sheet.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
It's so soft.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
I've had it forever, and I didn't want to.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
I think I was it holding together because if that's
where the tear was, it had to be ultra thin there.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Yeah it is. And I had a little rip and
I think in the middle of the night I kicked
it so I kind.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Of like split it open, O of ga.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
You know you can buy other soft sheets.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
I like this one. So is this tacky of me?
Or is this?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
No?
Speaker 4 (26:41):
I get it even? Greg?
Speaker 6 (26:43):
What's wrong with that?
Speaker 4 (26:44):
That it has a big, giant, like haphazard sewn up
whip stitch in the middle of my sheet.
Speaker 6 (26:50):
I'm the first to say that we're all way too
obsessed with getting more stuff. I'm with you, why not
fix the stuff you have?
Speaker 8 (26:57):
You like it, it's like it's your Then you totally
lost being green. What I went to I went to
a hockey game with my son and we got two.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
You got a coke? I got a coke zero regularly,
like what would be a medium size at a fast
food at McDonald's. Maybe, yeah, exactly how much with tax two? Well,
I'm not.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
Gonna say, because I was recently at the same spot,
the same.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
There's the cup, you could see it in my hand.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Yeah, all right, together with tax I'm gonna say seventeen.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Dollars twenty four, Greg, twenty three dollars and.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
The cup. The cup is like this, and it's not
like a souvenir cup collectible. No, they just they don't
offer regular paper cups. It was just this cup, and
it even says on it, please return me. I'm reusable.
Hey f off, I twenty three dollars. I'm keeping a
cup as ugly as this thing is. It doesn't have
the name of the team on it and nothing. It's
just an ugly ass reusable cup. You keep that At
(28:05):
a principle, I was either going to take it home
with me or throw it in the garbage, feed it
to a dolphin something.
Speaker 9 (28:10):
But what do they mean reusable? Like are they recycling it?
Or that means that you could have possibly got a use.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
No, because they have yellow h They have yellow collection
bins throughout the venue and you can put them in there,
and I guess they wash them.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
Oh so your cup was used for sure?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Maybe I have.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
No idea anyway, every glass of use at a restaurant
has been used.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Yeah that's true. Yeah, true.
Speaker 6 (28:33):
And I just realized I congratulate Gena for sewing a sheet,
and yet I've sold cars because they had scratched exactly right, dirty.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Scratches that had been repaired. And like when I looked
at it, couldn't tell. He goes, you can't see No,
I can't see it. And then you can ye yes
more when he shows next The Woody Show.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
Great, I don't care about your feelings.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
All right, We are wrapping up. That's gonna do it
for this Tuesday morning. Get up the Woodieshow dot com
for the full show podcast, also the Highlights podcast. Get
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Redneck news on the show today, all the trending news headlines,
of course, and it's that we're getting on with the
week Tomorrow morning. We want to talk about something that
Gina's gonna get done. She's not afraid to go try
(29:31):
these new like cosmetic procedures. I'd never even heard of
this before, but it's her next thing. And speaking of which,
Morgan's still trying to get up enough money to get
that nose job that she wants. So we're gonna bring
out a new Morgan Dare for Dollars challenge yea, and
we're gonna get some suggestions from you guys about what
she should do for the money. That will be tomorrow.
(29:52):
Anything you got for us between now and then, you
can leave on the after hours voicemail. That number is
eight seven seven forty four. Woodie has eight seven seven
forty four wooding,
But the Woody Show, Hi, welcome back. So was it Sunday?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
What was it was Sunday because it was like National
Popcorn Day or whatever the you know, dumb holidays like
we talked about. And so we were talking about in
our meeting because we love these kind of things, whether
it's the free slurpees and seven to eleven or when
it's a steal a base steel of taco, so much fun,
any kind of thing where we could take advantage of
a situation.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
We're celebrating commerce.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah, yeah, we love and so what what were the
what were what were the rules?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
This was of our locations. The rules was four hundred ounces.
That's like it sounds like a lot. That's only like
three plus gallons, so even like your five gallon home
depot bucket is too big. But they were very loose
on the restrictions. Got to be clean, sanitary under four
hundred ounces. And that's basically it's.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Fair, okay, all right, And then you guys went independently,
you guys didn't go to the theater, right and have
a popcorn date. Now, two different theories. Now, Morgan, were
you Sea Bass has no feeling about any of this
kind of stuff. Were you nervous at all going to
this one or a little bit? Yeah, it's nervous for morgasms,
I know that.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, I really do this one. This one wasn't as
bad though, you know, pretty quick in and out.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Okay. So we were just trying to think about, like,
you know, what should we go with, what.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Were difficult for them to fill? And we've done so
many of these things again, mostly scatological with diapers and
cons and done all the.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Ideas cost to me banks, or about something.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
That might be socially undesirable, psychologically hard.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
So they both went with popcorn buckets. So just a
legit popcorn bucket like you'd see a the at the theater.
But what was on the popcorn bucket was what we
were playing with, playing with here. Now, what did you
have on yours? Morgan?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
So I print out pictures of my favorite couple, Oj
and Nicole. Yeah, because why just do OJ alone? Not overused?
You know, he gets enough spotlight anyways.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Alone you could say, well, I'm a Bills fan, Yeah right, yeah,
a couple's goals.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
So you walk up to the counter a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Around, No, and I had to kind of like go
I don't know if SeaBASS you went through this. It's
been a while since I've been to the movies. But
you got to kind of check in with the front
desk people first in some places.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, yeah, they usually take your ticket before you go inside.
That's correct. So yeah, but that's no purchase necessary, which
was nice, right.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
So I was like, uh, joined to buy a ticket.
They're like, no, go ahead, And then I walked up
to the counter. Not that busy. I went again. It
was Sunday, so a lot of families.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
There, no no, but yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Was the kids have no idea who OJ or Nicole?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
And I just had you know, my bucket wasn't that big. Yeah,
so it was kind of okay, understand out.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
She walks up to the counter and here's how that went.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Uh National Popcorn Days? Can I fill up my bucket
my dollars? Okay, great? Here it is, just be careful
with it. It's like, that's my favorite couple of all time.
I don't want to like grew in the buckets, but
just make sure not to get any butter on Nicole
or OJ. Do you like it? I've had it for
(03:22):
years since before he kills her and all that and
you can tell I just you know, taped those pictures
on today and there's wedding pictures, there's pictures of them
from all.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
You know, yeah, whole life possession.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Don't get any butter on.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
And and way before that happened. I mean you were
were you born yet? When was when was Nicole and
Ron murdered in the trial four?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I think I had just been born or not born yet?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Such a fan birth?
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Yeah, well do you know what you're you're.
Speaker 7 (04:07):
Me?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah it was ninety four, but I don't know that much.
Oh well I was born June sixth, so right before
it happened.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah, so she was a fan way before.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, she looks for her she looks really great anyway.
Yeah so there he goes continue with the OJ bugger.
Were you a fan of them?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I knew him just to the oh the incident.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah well he I think he played football before. I'm
not really sure, but me and they're my favorite couple.
I love him.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Rest in piece of coal.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
You know, I take picture this one? Yeah you want
to see of course? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Of course was that? So that's a second person.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Two people came.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Wow, and I even had a lid because it was
a big tupperware type thing, and the lid had pictures
of them too, and so he like put it to
the side as he was filling it up.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
It's very nice, yeah, because hen't want to ruin. You
want to get butter on the take picture this one?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, you want to see of course?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, of course.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
And I told him be careful. It's my favorite bucket.
I've kept it since before he murdered her and all that.
You know, I've been single so long. I hope to
mind someone like that.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I hope to find somebody like that. That's what you want.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Get, get someone who looks at you like, yeah, exactly allegedly.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
All right, here, have.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
You gotten any cool buckets coming in today?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Or let's see this type you up there?
Speaker 7 (05:28):
Really?
Speaker 8 (05:29):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
That makes you so cool for like.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
A Skelti pick.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Oh yeah, all right, perfect, Thank you so much, would
be grazy.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Sure, thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I'm gonna go home and watch some old OJ games.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
Before you know.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
It. Wow, all right, thank you watch them. That's clear
you're not like a football fan. But like if you
were a fan of OJ before the murders, but what else,
like what else would o Ja had been involved in Morgan, Well.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
My mom taught me recently. He was in a bunch
of commercials, commercials like I'm running through the yeah for her.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Oh, Boor told me he's been in some movies. Yeah. Yeah,
But I mean, let's get to the business. I like it.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, all right, well she does it. She just have
an OJ tattoo. Alright, OJ tattoo on her body.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Don't you show them?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Oh my god, that would have been great.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
That would have been the deal.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I thought about it, but then I got to kind
of drop my pants a little.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
To do that.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
The guy at the popcorn stand would have been all
about it. Yeah, that would have made that guy's year
popcorn stand might also be sixteen. Yeah, he didn't show
him anything. It's not the other one that then some
guy mopping the floors. It's the it's kind of like
on your hip, right Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
But at that point that would have sold it as like, oh,
this ship is actually legit crazy, right, not like I
want to do something postgame analysis.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Morgan, go watch OJ games before he quote did it?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
All right, So that was Morgan's experience with popcorn bucket day.
We'll take the break and then we'll come back and
then Sea Bass will share what he did when he
went to sit a mark with his bucket. Did he
get popcorn? Did they turn him? I don't even know
it's on his bucket. We'll find out, but we will
find out next hang on, This is like Show'll be
right back. Okay, okay, all right, Well we got another
(07:35):
popcorn bucket to look more into the sea Bass brought.
God knows what was on that one. We will find
out the next phones open eight seven, seven forty four, Woodie,
you can send us a text over to to nine
eighty seven. I'm working on two hours sleep today, guys.
I took my son to the King's Penguins game last night.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Oh nice.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, So got home about eleven pm from the game,
and it was a big win for the Penguins. Sorry
Kings fans. I I do like the Kings. I just
can't root for them when they're playing my Penguins. Uh
yeah it was. I mean the Pens sucked this year,
so I mean, look, I know that daddy, he's injured
(08:19):
for the Kings. But it's still fun. It's still a
fun experience. The only thing I didn't like was they
do this thing called brass and beats where it's like
these like it's like a band and with like like
a DJ beat behind them. They were doing like you know,
uh genuine pony and it was awkward.
Speaker 8 (08:37):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, it's just.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
It was just like a horn section.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah, tubos, okay, trombones and stuff to hear that. Yeah, yeah,
but it was it was fun. Ran into some some
listeners last night. That was cool. Everybody's always super fun,
super nice. No, no, but it was just just watching
the game. It was two hours sleep.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Oh did you go to after Dark restaurant in there?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
No, I didn't. I did see it, though, it's yeah,
I did see it, and uh, I'm going to the
Penguins game against the Ducks on Thursday night. Yeah, that's
going to be a la one. Well it's going to
take a lot. It's going to take a lot longer
to get.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Home, right, But are you like you seem okay?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
No, I'm fine.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
We just came up long weekend. Oh yeah, yesterday was
I kept forgett yesterday it was a holiday, kept thinking
yesterday was Sunday. I felt like it. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
And it's weird how a three day weekend feels shorter
than a regular week. It felt like five minutes long.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I felt pretty I mean, I don't know what's going
on with Greg, and you would think that days would
seem forever because he can't sleep, so's I know.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
And that's yeah, that's what pissed me off, wide awake
at like two.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Show.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
All right, so it is National Popcorn Day and cinemar
theaters they announced this big thing like seven eleven that's
done before about bringing your own cup or slurpees, where
you could bring in a vessel of some kind and
they would fill it with up to three gallons one
hundred ounces, yeah, of their popcorn, their theater corn.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
And to me it seemed very successful. I saw numerous
people walking in there with buckets, so.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, and they did say because I didn't realize they
offered kettle corn, but I guess they do this and
no kettle just had to be like the regular the
red pop don't get fancy with us. Yeah, So Morgan
went in there. She went to one theater and she
had her bucket outfitted with a bunch of OJ and
Nicole photos and the guy behind the counter really dug it. Yeah,
I wanted to take some pictures. And then another guy
(10:46):
walked up, wanted to take pictures with their OJ bucket,
and now we have Sea Bass, Sea Bass. What did
you do?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Similar idea? See if they would fill a popcorn buckets
just based on what's on the outside.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
But mine was movie stars and.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I'll walk I'll walk through the the stars around the
bucket right here in this first clip, all right, here
we go, all right, hello.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
I brought my own bucket and it's my special home
key year bucket. I used to watch movies at home,
and I put all my favorite actors on it. She
didn't know who any of these guys were here. So
this is Kevin Spacey. He was in Horrible Bosses, Superman
returns Goldmember with what about this guy? His name is
James Franco.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
He was in You do Know Him?
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (11:30):
Do you like him? He's very sexy. He was in
the Interview and of Mice and Men and Rise to.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
The Player of the Apes.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
You know this guy. He's Armie Hammer and the Lone
Ranger and Social Network. He's pretty cute too, right.
Speaker 9 (11:44):
Me like a accounibal.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Hell Jaz.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
There's people that work at a movie at the Internet.
Problem is we forget that employees. These employees are newborns essentially. Yeah,
so these guys haven't been in movies for young ones
five six years.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
But I know, well, at least when I went to
when I was in high school, that people that worked
in the movie theater, they were obsessed with movies.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
See to me, those are the people in the old
school video stores. Yeah, yeah, the Quentin Tarantino types. Yeah, working,
they were working the Blockbuster you know. Okay, those are
the people who were I'm going to film school.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Oh yeah, it's a film Yeah, I was just.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Kids who are killing time making some money. So we
landed on one army hammer. She knew who that was, okay.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
And he's a wanna be accuntile.
Speaker 9 (12:26):
Like a cannibal.
Speaker 6 (12:27):
What.
Speaker 9 (12:28):
Yeah, he was in the movie with Timothy Shallowy too.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
No, Oh, I don't know, maybe like he played a
cannibal in a movie. No, apparently there's like there was
going around.
Speaker 9 (12:38):
He's like an actual cannible.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
What how do you do that, dude buy used medical waste?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
That's just what I'm.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Seeing in Oh, well, I like it quite frankly. Maybe
I am surprised. Cannibal.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
I'm shocked.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
What, Yeah, I'm kind of playing. Uh, I guess slightly
are wordy?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Well, you sound like you're just randomly in love with
these guys but don't know their movies.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Yeah, I wrote down I got all their movies on here.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
What Yeah, I think you're like a special needs individual
of some kind.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
You do come across that way?
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Yeah, yeah, it's truly abstracted to James Frank. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Closeted, not so closet sure, yeah, all right, so wait
if she she knows that army hammer a little bit,
but yeah, here we go.
Speaker 7 (13:26):
Do you know this guy is No, that's Andy Dick.
He was in Old School and road Trip and Inspector Gaget.
All right, Well anyway, what if he was like just
pretending to be accounibal and they were like, oh, that's okay,
like you know, role playing or whatever. Yeah, I hope
it's fake me too. You want to Oh no, that's
(13:47):
all right, that's very nice, appreciate it. But you guys
do a lot of popcorn to day. Yeah, all right,
they did.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
She's a murderer.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Yeah, you see him coming. It's trying to sign to close.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Concession stand.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
I'll be waiting, licking the window staring at you, and.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
I brought you guys a popcorn books is not a
good deal for even three gallons of popcorn.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
But yeah, he buttered it himself.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
James Franco, all right, well there you go, the first
ever popcorn bucket promotion at Cinemark A great success. Who yeah,
all right, more what it? Show's next?
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Farm?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Have you lost your mind?
Speaker 6 (14:31):
You disgusted me?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Show me right back, Sammy. Didn't you read or listen
to your first audio book?
Speaker 9 (14:41):
I did listen to my first audio book and I
loved it.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Between reading in the audio book, what do you enjoy
more this one?
Speaker 9 (14:49):
I really liked the audio book it was, but I
listened to mel Robbin's new book They'll Let Them Theory?
It was great.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
Issue.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (15:00):
So she is, you know, like a motivational speaker and
stuff like that. So I don't know yet if I
would like just a regular book versus.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Something like this.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Here again my point. We're talking to Mark Thompson from
Mark and Brian who was here last week. Same thing
with any of like Adam Carolla's books or anybody anybody
else like that who they make their living off spoken
word and communicating for a living and the guys Mel
Robbins does, I think it's better to hear her book
from her own voice, her own mouth.
Speaker 9 (15:28):
I do see what you're saying now, right, Yeah, because
I bought Mark's book and I read it, but I
think I need to listen to it because.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
There's so many times like if there's an author of
just like a novel, right, and you don't know that author,
you don't know what they other than what they say,
it's different. You assign your own voice to it. But
what it's somebody that you know who they are and
what they sound like. You're already reading it in their voice.
Hear them, so you might as well hear them and
not to mention they also when you get their book,
(15:57):
their audio book, a lot of times there's stuff that's
not in the book. It's like a lot of extra.
They go off script hard, Yeah, because they're reading about,
you know, their their own life. Yeah, they're one part
of their story. They go, actually there's more to that.
This is not the book, but.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
The part that I just learned.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Cool, it's the extras extra.
Speaker 7 (16:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (16:20):
I mean, I definitely recommend audio books.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Now I sign up for Audible. I know what what.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Did you learn from the Mel Robbins book.
Speaker 9 (16:28):
Well, I learned a lot in terms of just letting people.
It's kind of like, let people be who they are.
You don't have to do anything, try to mix things
for them, don't try to anything. If someone's upset about them,
let them be upset.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
All right, good?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah, I highly recommend.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
I think we will benefit from this the most. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 10 (16:58):
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Free Politically Correct World, Tuesday morning, January the twenty first,
twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
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Speaker 6 (17:17):
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We were on TikTok. I guess we still are.
Speaker 6 (17:27):
TikTok's still here, guys, I got here.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yeah, we have a and they did get banned.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
They shut themselves down.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yeah, but you didn't. You didn't sign up for that
new one for us, right, that red red No, because
it's okay, dumb. Yeah, you heard it here first, so yeah,
you heard it here first. Anyway, there's Gina grad Good morning.
We got Sea Bass. Yeah, we got Sammy phones are
open eight seven seven forty four. Woody send us eight
text over to two to nine eight seven. Uh So
(17:55):
we're gonna get caught up on some of the trending
news headlines. One of the things I saw, man, we
have a rash of these. I'm not ready to call
like an epidemic, but thirty one year old woman in
Florida arrested on drug possession charges for the second time
this month. This time she was caught with methan some
(18:15):
other stuff. And tell me if this sounds familiar, because
it should. She had the drugs in a bag that
was labeled definitely not a bag full of drugs. Dude,
this is at least the third time this has happened
in the past year. Yeah. So, a different woman was
caught with drugs in a bag that was labeled the
exact same way July of last year, and then again
(18:39):
in October, another woman, what is happening, was caught with
drugs in a bag labeled bag of drugs.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
I'll tell you what's happening. Menace more available on Amazon
for fourteen dollars.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Well yeah, well so, yeah, I think the first chick
she got busted and she had this thing and then
all of a sudden it started. Because again there's one
on Etsy see for twenty three bucks and their their
makeup bags. Say, for the record, you're not supposed to
put your drugs in there?
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Uh says it on there.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah, well, he says, travel supplies, tech gear, art tools, cosmetics,
and more.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
I'm seeing about twenty different versions of toilet and some
of them say actually bag full of drugs.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Some go the opposite. That's cool, so like for meds,
so you can you can get in on the action.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
And who wouldn't want to? Yeah, oh, Greg, that's like
my ba. My tote bags has totes goats on it.
There's a picture of a goat. I do it for
my own amusement. Maybe people are doing this for their
own ammusing.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
These are cute girls being funny, funny, silly.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Greg. Yeah, I think you'll appreciate this. Tell me I
actually have a toiletry bag now for when I travel.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
You did before ziplock had.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
A ziplock like a gallon ziploc bag. Interesting, Well, look
up my briefcases like this. I don't carry a backpack
or like any kind of bag with that. Yeah, No,
I got a it's it's just a convenience store bag.
And I bring stuff in and out every day with that,
and people go, well, dude, don't you have a more
professional I'm like, no, this is my backpack, my my briefcase.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
And you just got a toiletry bag. I did, well, Okay,
So travel so much? No, I know this is interesting.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Yeah so I uh, I don't know about that.
Speaker 6 (20:22):
But I mean, yeah, not riveting.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
No, I'm saying I'm coming up your you know what
I mean, coming.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Up into adulthood.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
Somebody who travels so much doesn't have no I figured
Greg is one of the things that he is judging.
Well I was. And that's funny bring that up because
my brother at Christmas time, I recently saw him. He
arrived and was going to stay the night at my
parents place, and he was holding a toothbrush, holding some toothpaste,
holding it up and I said, you don't have a
toiletry bag, so you don't car toothbrush in your hand.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I'm very much like you into a house, you know,
like that's like bachelor dude kind of stuff, you know,
Like I still have a lot of that, whether it's
the bag that I'm walking in and out of, you know,
work with or or this thing.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Well my thing is like, why am I putting a
bag inside of a bag?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Well? I mean it does keep it very fine.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Yeah, no, I'm just like ziplock it.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yeah. But I got this gift over the holiday. It
was like from a business associate type thing where you know, like,
is it their name on it? No, it doesn't. But
it's like some fancy bag company I've never heard of before.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
And wait, did we get from the same people?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Maybe what you get?
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Is it blue?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (21:36):
I saw them at Yes, yeah, they saw him at
Instrument Outfitters. It's like everybody ross, Yeah it has I
got I.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Know what I'm talking because I'm like, I didn't know
what this is. So I looked it up and and
like just a stupid toiletry bag. If you wanted to
buy it was like one hundred.
Speaker 6 (21:52):
Leather.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
No, no, no, it's but I'm like I'm as well,
so it's like I might as well use it. This
is very This is a very nice gift.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
A lot of high school kids will get the baas fancy.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
I would have never bought it. I would have never
bought it in a billion years. But the figure since
I got it, might as well used that.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
The logo.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
The logo is a white circle with the red lettering.
I forget the name.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yeah, anyway, it's a brand.
Speaker 9 (22:15):
I know what you're talking about. Yeah, it starts with.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Don't.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
It's not Hershel, It's not her. It's like some I
don't know, some German sounding name. I think if I'm
remembering correctly, it's big.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
It's big with the whites.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I'm a white.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Froll raven Conkin. That's what this says. It's it's very
like Snordic.
Speaker 7 (22:45):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Yeah, y'all, y'all Robin Conkin gear.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Yeah sure, well yeah, like a hundred bucks.
Speaker 6 (22:54):
That's so they sell again.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
They saw Matt Urban Outfitters and stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Well, CONGRATU, thanks, welcome to a dolho. Yeah. So, for
the longest time, my wife was on me because you remember, dude,
this was a decade ago that they had us doing
some poker tournament at a casino and for the first
like X number of people, they got this woody show wallet.
It's like the cheapest, crappiest it's not even a pleather
(23:24):
like thing, and it had like a like a little
metal piece on it that just said the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Was it supposed to be funny, No, it's just it's one.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Of those like, uh, you know that some some businesses
will get pens done chip clips. It was supposed to
be that, but a wallet things probably twenty five cents.
That was my wallet up until recently. I don't spend
money on that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
I sure don't.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
I will spend money on certain things, but like I don't.
It's I don't spend money. I said this, and after
that thing fell apart, I would just carry everything loose
in my pants pocket. I had loose cash, loose credit cards,
my insurance card, my driver's license is loose. And my
wife is yelling. She goes, you know you can afford
a wallet, You can afford band and.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Even this had to be given. The toiletry bag.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
You didn't buy it, No, I didn't buy it, but
I did buy the wallet. I ended up because I
saw it got sucked in by it, and that sucker
pretty good. On Instagram, it's a King's loot is a name.
It's one of those where it's like, you know, things plounce.
That is cool, but it's also like nice and you
know compact compact. Yeah, anyway, what's the deal with the
metal wallet?
Speaker 6 (24:31):
So there was any good?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah, they're not.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
I wouldn't want that. My butt hurts so bad I can.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Yeah, ever since the weekend.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Yeah, it's just happened to you since going on zep bound. Like,
my ass hurts so much? What yeah, are you injecting
your ass? No, it's just you know, I lost a.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Little less fat in your ass. It's like it is
way bonier cool.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
Yeah, and that's why I've I've been standing in the
studio a lot because, like my ass, it's so bad.
Problem I think, zep ass.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
Do you keep your wallet in your back pocket?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:08):
I do, yeah, but I've been taking it out a
lot lately so.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Much it does gonna have to start doing leg day
menas really well, we even talking about menace for years.
He has no I don't know, Sammy, have you even
seen this? He has no range of motion, Like if
even if he holds onto the counter and tries to
do a squat, he'll fall over.
Speaker 9 (25:24):
Oh yeah, I did see him try to do a squat.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Oh yeah, I can't do it. Tony Horton, yea doing
a workout with us. He's like, dude, are you serious
Dominican Republic? Couldn't it poor cushion? Alkright, So speaking of
cheap between my grocery store bag wallet the wallet that
there was like disintegrating, is it luck? And then you know,
not having a travel toiletry thing or whatever. Gina can't
(25:49):
give me any crap. She was telling me about how
she's got a fitted sheet. Okay, that it's got a
tear in the middle of it, right, so the fittat
that goes over the man. Yeah, it's got the elastic corners.
It's okay. So it's got a tear in the middle,
and instead of throwing it away, she sewed it back together.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Oh not only not only sew it back together. I
laid on the bed and sewed it while it was
already on like fitted on the bed. I was doing
surgery because it's a great sheet.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
It's so soft.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
I've had it forever, and I didn't want to.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
I think I was it holding together because if that's
where the tear was, it had to be ultra thin there.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Yeah it is. And I had a little rip and
I think in the middle of the night I kicked
it so I kind.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Of like split it open, O of ga.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
You know you can buy other soft sheets.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
I like this one. So is this tacky of me?
Or is this?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
No?
Speaker 4 (26:41):
I get it even? Greg?
Speaker 6 (26:43):
What's wrong with that?
Speaker 4 (26:44):
That it has a big, giant, like haphazard sewn up
whip stitch in the middle of my sheet.
Speaker 6 (26:50):
I'm the first to say that we're all way too
obsessed with getting more stuff. I'm with you, why not
fix the stuff you have?
Speaker 8 (26:57):
You like it, it's like it's your Then you totally
lost being green. What I went to I went to
a hockey game with my son and we got two.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
You got a coke? I got a coke zero regularly,
like what would be a medium size at a fast
food at McDonald's. Maybe, yeah, exactly how much with tax two? Well,
I'm not.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
Gonna say, because I was recently at the same spot,
the same.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
There's the cup, you could see it in my hand.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Yeah, all right, together with tax I'm gonna say seventeen.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Dollars twenty four, Greg, twenty three dollars and.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
The cup. The cup is like this, and it's not
like a souvenir cup collectible. No, they just they don't
offer regular paper cups. It was just this cup, and
it even says on it, please return me. I'm reusable.
Hey f off, I twenty three dollars. I'm keeping a
cup as ugly as this thing is. It doesn't have
the name of the team on it and nothing. It's
just an ugly ass reusable cup. You keep that At
(28:05):
a principle, I was either going to take it home
with me or throw it in the garbage, feed it
to a dolphin something.
Speaker 9 (28:10):
But what do they mean reusable? Like are they recycling it?
Or that means that you could have possibly got a use.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
No, because they have yellow h They have yellow collection
bins throughout the venue and you can put them in there,
and I guess they wash them.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
Oh so your cup was used for sure?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Maybe I have.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
No idea anyway, every glass of use at a restaurant
has been used.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Yeah that's true. Yeah, true.
Speaker 6 (28:33):
And I just realized I congratulate Gena for sewing a sheet,
and yet I've sold cars because they had scratched exactly right, dirty.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Scratches that had been repaired. And like when I looked
at it, couldn't tell. He goes, you can't see No,
I can't see it. And then you can ye yes
more when he shows next The Woody Show.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
Great, I don't care about your feelings.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
All right, We are wrapping up. That's gonna do it
for this Tuesday morning. Get up the Woodieshow dot com
for the full show podcast, also the Highlights podcast. Get
caught up on anything from today's show or previous shows.
Redneck news on the show today, all the trending news headlines,
of course, and it's that we're getting on with the
week Tomorrow morning. We want to talk about something that
Gina's gonna get done. She's not afraid to go try
(29:31):
these new like cosmetic procedures. I'd never even heard of
this before, but it's her next thing. And speaking of which,
Morgan's still trying to get up enough money to get
that nose job that she wants. So we're gonna bring
out a new Morgan Dare for Dollars challenge yea, and
we're gonna get some suggestions from you guys about what
she should do for the money. That will be tomorrow.
(29:52):
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