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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh yeah, I think I know what this is.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
And another new hour. Yeah, in sensitivity training, Create politically
correct world. It is May ninth, twenty twenty five, and
today is Friday, Friday morning. Get into the morning as
quickly as we can into the weekend. It's Vaughn's birthday. Everybody.
Vaughn's not at his desk right now, right check, check Vaughn.
(00:34):
Hello calling n Okay one too, That's all right. The
von the Vaughn connection is just empty because he is
going to meet the omelet station guy.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Heck, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Now we do have birthday cakes here for Vaughn. Yes,
you're still pretty set up. Menace went to the grocery store.
Did you have another run in this time.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Or Okay, so last time I went to go get
cakes birthday. Yeah, this happened to me a few times
where they go here and let me help you, one
of the workers, and then they turn it sideways in
the box and I'm like, what are you doing? And
at one time it messed up the cake, and then
the this recent time it didn't, but I had them
reopen the box to check it.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
So I looked like the a hole. Yeah, And then
so I went to go pick up their cake on
your face.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, So I went to go pick up the cakes
today and the guy locked the eyes with me, and
I think he remembered just last up this last time,
Like I'm gonna stay away from moment, not help them
with the cake.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Weird middle of the night cake guy.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Yeah, multiple cakes.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Honestly, I probably bought like what eighty cakes.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Youve got to be the number one cake buyer.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Yeah, you're keeping that department, Isn'tddy?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
That's Greg Gory Menace, Gina Grant, You got Sea Bass.
Sammy is here. Phones are open at eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie Morgan's taking your calls. Like I said,
Vaughn's chasing down the omelet station guy, it's been a
dream for years. Is he doing that in the studio?
Speaker 5 (01:56):
I believe so. I mean, we have a table right here.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I understand that, but we don't have ventilation in here
way the door. We've cooked omelets and stuff in here
before minutes. Did the whole omelet thing I did online?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Didn't do ten of them though.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
What was that one thing that I did?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeh, Yeah. We've done haircuts in here. We've done all
cuts and everyone's all right, time for your Friday fail stories.
(03:00):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. In his
time for the Friday Fair story, people thought they had
the perfect plan, the plan that could ever go wrong
with it. Somewhere along the line it went from being
a great idea to one big, staked, mega uber ultra.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
You know, I thought it was beautiful start to finish.
I'm not ready to cry or anything, but that's good,
pretty good, pretty moving. Starting with this story, dude was
in Rome, visiting the coliseum, checking out the beautiful architecture,
soaking up the rich history, and he thought to himself,
you know what, this is the perfect backdrop for a
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killer selfie. Oh. Of course, instead of doing what a
normal person would do, he decided that he needed the
perfect angle. So obviously that means ignoring every sign, which
there were many. Those are for hopping a protective barrier
to get closer, and that's when gravity joined the chat.
He slips, he falls, He impales himself on a metal fence.
(04:19):
He was stuck there for a little more than twenty minutes,
screaming in pain. Max get there. They gave him a
sedative while they worked to unimpale him and he ended
up losing a lot of blood, was taken to the hospital.
He had to have surgery. He survived. I'm sure he
got a tetanus shot the size of a javelin. Yeah yeah,
but dog, that'll teach you not to climb ancient death traps.
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For the gram impaled fail?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
He failed?
Speaker 7 (04:45):
Is he like a thirteenth century vampire? Like who gets impaled?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Well, I mean you have those fences and you've seen
where people are scaling them trying and they get caught
at the top and has the poky whatever at the time.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Do you know who that happened to? Is Kylie Jenner.
That's why if you see photos of her, she has
a giant scar on the side of her.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
What is she getting pailed by?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
She was trying to climb one of those licensed I
thought it was an NBA player. Here's what about this
twenty nine year old idiot in the Philippines who thought
it'd be super smart to hop into a crocodile enclosure
at a zoo. For what purpose? You ask to take
a super sweet selfie? Of course, that's another one. You
got to get them now. According to the report, he
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thought the croc was fake, so he said, you know,
at the fake zoo, At the fake zoo. Spoiler alert,
it was very real. It chomped onto his arm, it
dragged him through the water, started doing the signature crocodile
death roll. Oh yeah. The zoo staff had to get
in there, and they literally hit the croc with a
block of concrete to get to let the dude go.
So he's alive and needed a ton of stitches in
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his arms and his legs, and it all happened so
fast that he never even got the selfie.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
You guys. Yeah, for some reason in my Instagram feed
it's like crocodile and alligator videos. Yeah, I've not searched
for them and didn't ask for them.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Here's one about how police in the Turkish town of Lice.
We hear in America we say lie n. Anyway, it
took about twenty tons of seized cannabis and inadvertently got
everyone in town high when they decided to instead of
destroying it an incinerator, they thought they would just burn
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it out in the open, and so the residents they
were complaining about how the air became thick with wheat
smoke for five days officials forced residents to keep windows closed.
They told everyone to avoid going outside. Another wrinkle to
the story, not only did they skip the incinerator option,
which they had, they arranged the bags in the shape
of letters spelling out the name of the town l
(06:47):
C before they even set them on fire. So they
thought about that everything Sale.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
That's Vaughn's next vacation.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
He's going to go to Lisa. This next one is
from Georgie, where the Clayton County Jail had to go
into full lockdown because they thought a murderer had somehow
vanished from custody, so lots of panic alarms were sounding.
But it turns out the dude was never gone. They
just forgot him in a courthouse holding so overnight for
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twelve hours.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Poor thing.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
He was just in there chilling the whole time, where
the jail staff, they're freaking out, would ask for comed
The sheriff admitted there was a quote mix up about
who was supposed to bring him back to the courthouse, like, dude,
you had one job. Yeah, yeah, remember the murderer, don't
misplace sale the murderer operator error speaking of forgetting something.
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United Airlines, they've got a tiny problem on their hands.
Flight to tenants to keep accidentally leaving sleeping passengers behind
on empty planes, so instead of waking them up, the
crew just pieces out door, shut plane, parked, randows, sleeping
people just on board. Now the question is is that illegal?
And you bet it is. The FAA does not lie
that mess, not Big Fan and the union though for
(08:03):
the flight attend to say it's not their fault. Because
the flight attendants they get distracted by people who come
on board to clean the plane. I guess they have
the superpower of making flood attends forget humans existed up
and this isn't just a United thing. American Airlines had
to send out the same warning recently because it keeps
happening to them as well. One of the stories they
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mentioned the articles about how this chick she woke up
all alone on an Air Canada flight that had already
been towed and parked for the night, no lights, no crew,
phone dead, had to flag down a baggage dude for help.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Would't you just popped the door though we go down
the slide.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
It's like how we talked about it. It'd be fun
to be locked Likena when target closes her not just
costco a fantasy life.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
She didn't call something because the phone was dead, couldn't
call them. So she's like, no, the door, you can pop.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
The do the slide? Slide, Yeah, slide.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Dude, I saw. I want to see this so bad
in real life and I want to do it. Hey,
we're going on a cruise. So it was a cruise
line deploying the emergency rafts. Not lifeboats. No, no, no, no,
not lifeboats. These are these are rafts. So like they
it's like a big ball of you know whatever, uninflated
raft that drops down and it starts opening up on
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the water the water these big rests and then on
top of it is like this like do you ever
see what they use for? Yeah, but they see they
use them for construction sites where they you can use
it for trash. It goes to a dumpster that's down below.
But instead of it being like this rigid you know,
metal tube, it's made of material right, and it goes
down to the life raft. It's a shoot and then yeah,
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to shoot. And then so passengers what they do from
the deck of the boat down to the water where
the raft is. You basically jump in this thing and
it's like those big long steep slides like you'll see
on cruise ship and it goes down to the life raft.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Now that one I'm down for.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
And it looks like a vinyl butthole basically that you're
jumping into and then at the other end you get
pooped out onto the raft.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
But those boats that they drop, that'd be cool. I
heard that you break bones. I mean you live, but really, yeah,
you really hurt yourself when they drop them from the boat.
Willing to try out that kind of looks. But the
tube thing down the chuot all day, I don't want.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
To make it an excursion, yeah you know what I mean,
Like no actual emergency like the plane, Like I would
love to be able to go somewhere, like let's say,
like hey, this weekend, the airport's having a thing. American
Airlines is going to throw a thing where anybody who
was ever wanted to try. It'll be good training in
case you ever needed to do it.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Remember airport, do that?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Remember how in school, if you ever took the school bus,
they would have the emergency drills every once in a
while about how to evacuate the school bus. We always
wanted to be in the back half of the bus
because we wanted to go out that door that opened
off the back and jump down off the back and
there was no emergency, but you still got to exit
the bus from the back in a practice.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
That's a really good You know how we don't get
invited to anything. I just saw an artist do that,
like artists had a party where he could do that.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah, I'll throw a party like that. Yeah, I'll do that.
We'll do that for a wood show event. Let's go
to the airport and use the slide. Dude, I'd be
so cool. You know it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Is the airport is near another event that we're doing maybe.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Again during the day. That is crazy. Yeah, I mean
the legit crazy. The universe is yeah, the logistics of it.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
We can maybe make it happen.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
It'd be so cool. All right, Well, there's your Friday
fail stories. Everybody. Alma's station is coming along. And believe
Chef Solomon Johnson a right is in the buildings the
house at chef Underscore swoop if you want to see
more about this guy. He was on Chopped four twenty yeah,
oh yeah, and he won his episode. He's a private
chef for celebrities and uh, he owned a restaurant in
(11:52):
DC at one point. And wait and today he's here
cooking Almele's for us, So his career's going well. He's
restaurant and was a winner on this show, was a
private chef. Now today here he is for Vaughn's birthday. Yeah,
so I know Vaughn's helping him get set up. And hey,
a dream realized. Next up slide Yeah, we can check
off the omelet station.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Thing baby bucket list today.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Eight seven seven forty four. What he's the phone number
if you want to call in Friday check in, send
those over to two two nine eight seven. We're gonna
play the d u i Q coming up next. If
you'd like to be our contestant, now's the time to call.
We're gonna get somebody set up. We just need one
person to play. But this is where SeaBASS is talking
to the drunks. You guys know the game. Oh yeah,
and if you want to play for a chance to
(12:36):
win a prize, call now eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 8 (12:39):
Wooding, They come in here with some insane story about
stuffed animals and EMUs blisters and and plastic tupper wearing.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
You e'xtpt me to believe a word on it? Well,
I don't and I never will. Ye the Woodie Show,
and we got the phones open for you at eight
seven seven for Woodie looking for a contestant. You know
somebody who might be interested in winning a prize this
morning playing today's dumbass contest, which is the duy You
(13:12):
all right, eight seventy seven forty four Woodie call now
to play seed bask explaying the game to everybody please.
It's easy.
Speaker 9 (13:19):
I find someone drunk and ask them the easiest trivia questions,
and you play by guessing, Gosh, is this person so
drunk if they won't know the answer to these questions
that everyone else I know the answer? You know the
answ blah blah. Are they so drunk? If you can
guess whether they know two times out.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Of three, you win. All right, let's say hello to
that contest and we have Mark. Hey, good morning, Martay, Martin,
Hey Marny. Would it's like hoy, well, Mark, You're gonna
be the contestant for this round of the dui Q.
You just got to guess if the drunk person will
get it right. But you can feel free to have
fun because we're gonna be guessing if Menace and Sammy,
who are both stone cold sober, will know the answer
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as well. And before we get to the questions account,
we're gonna get to know the drunk person a little
gauge on how with it or not with they are?
And who is this person? Sea Bass.
Speaker 9 (14:02):
Amanda is gonna be telling us about what she's been drinking.
But also she's one of those people who's still at
that age in life where she's got to work, where
she went to school.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I did a conversation. That's so let's see, I had
an impact, right.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
You see that impacts your decision, and if you're impressed by.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
It, Okay, here is Amanda.
Speaker 10 (14:19):
I've been drinking a lot of vodka.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
This bitch husband drinking Street Vodka vodka.
Speaker 10 (14:27):
So they ran in the cups and they only had
Red Bull. So I decided that I would drink all
of the Red Bull and use the Red Bull can
as the vodka vessel.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Common move, Very smart move.
Speaker 10 (14:40):
I told you I have a Berkeley degree. I know
how to write it, and I have a Berkeley degree.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
She knows how to ride the d yeah, and she's
got a Berkeley.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Degree to Berkeley, nice, my favorite town.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I wonder what the really cool major she had, Like,
what was the or her study there?
Speaker 5 (14:59):
Macroman?
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Yeah, history of lesbian gardening.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah yeah, all right, well Mark, that is Amanda. That's
who you're guessing. If she's gonna know the answers yes
or no, it's gonna get two out of three right
in order to win Menace. Sammy, are you guys ready? Yes?
Question number one here on the du i Q, Well,
what is the home.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Stadium of the San Francisco Giants.
Speaker 9 (15:22):
Oh, she's from that area, so I'll throw in some
local knowledge, right.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
The San Francisco Giants, so baseball.
Speaker 9 (15:30):
Yeah, they got a big river behind it. Right, it's
not a river, maybe an ocean.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Everybody knows that.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Okay, I'm confident I'll just go first note to Amanda.
Notice Sammy, my mum, I have a reason that I'm
saying no to Menace.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Triple no, triple no. I think Menace will get it
to his hometown.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
I would think.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I think Menace will get it. I think Sammy will
not get it. And also a no for Amanda.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Yeah, I'm with you.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
I don't think this is common knowledge, but they should
know what I think I know it. I'm going to
say no to Sammy, no to Amanda, yes to Menace.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
It's it's difficult to keep up with the names now
because they changed these corporate.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Sponsorship like O G Classic.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I mean, back in the day, used to know where
every team came. You know, it was Wriggly Camden, Fenway Stadium.
You know what I mean? Yeah, you just knew Candlestick
exactly what the Giants used to play, Candlestick Park, that dump.
Yeah all right, so uh let's see Mark, what do
you think yes or no?
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say no as well.
Even though she's from Berkeley, I still think she doesn't know.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Okay, and Sammy, you don't think she's gonna get.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
It Menace, No, we do not said.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Oh my my apologies, what a morning.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
That is uncreable.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
All right. Question number one for the d u i Q.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
What is the home stadium of the San Francisco Giants.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Sammy Levi Stadium, Levi Stadium, Menace.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I believe it's currently Oracle Park. Yeah, correct, It's had
so many different names.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Levi stadiums with the forty nine ers play, which is
nowhere near San Francisco. Yeah, I mean Super Bowl this year.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
But it was still San Francisco team when I got
it was what at.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
And T Stadium?
Speaker 8 (17:21):
It was?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
And yeah, yeah something I feel like there was something else.
No Levi Plaza, which is right outside the stadium.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
It's had a trillion names.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yeah, alright. Question number one d U y Q. Let's
see if Amanda knows it.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
What is the home stadium of the San Francisco Giants.
Speaker 10 (17:45):
I went there several times. Am I crazy about forty.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Nine Ers Stadium?
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Mark, good news, you got a point. You're on the board.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
My friend, I was going to get candlestick.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Candlestick you can deal one.
Speaker 10 (18:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah, you can major in Old Norse at Early Norris.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
You can major in candlesticks, which is.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
What that's under.
Speaker 9 (18:11):
Yeah, Scandonada, they have a slot Scandinavian Majors and then
you can go deeper into those.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Those jobs pay bank. Question number two for the d
U i Q.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Fat Tuesday is the last day before?
Speaker 4 (18:22):
What? All right?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Fat Tuesday is the last Tuesday before? What?
Speaker 11 (18:28):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
What's that last day?
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Last day before? What what do you say? Gina grad am.
Speaker 7 (18:35):
I insane for going triple yes on this? Yes, I'm
gonna do it anyway.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
No, Amanda, just go for yeah, No Amanda, no menace, Yes, Sammy, Greg.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
No, Amanda, And I'm going double yes in this.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Room, double yes in the room, menace, Sammy. What do
you think? Will Amanda know this one?
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:57):
No? All right?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
What do you say, Mark Yesterday know?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:01):
I'm gonna go with no as well.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
She seems Catholic, but it's gonna be a no.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Question Number two for the d u i Q Fat
Tuesday is the last day before what.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Menace Mary Grass?
Speaker 5 (19:17):
I like the answer? Uh, lent or ash Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Or bonus question?
Speaker 9 (19:25):
What does Marty Gross translate to or Marty Gross translate
to man Mardi Grass?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
It means party signor.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
It does? It does mean party in Spanish?
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Now why would they call fat Tuesday Marty Grass?
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Uh? I have no idea. I don't know any of
these religion stuff religion questions at all.
Speaker 9 (19:50):
All right, that Tuesday would be the last day of
Marty Grass.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yeah, but like that that the Fat Tuesday Marti Gras
thing is not necessarily religious. That's not the religious aspect.
No history, this happens to be where it falls. Fat
Tuesdays happened to be where it falled. Right, for before
people give stuff up for lent.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Right, so you binge the day before giving stuff up
the last right, So Marty ras is leading up to
fat Tuesday, which is the big hurrashs what it means?
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Right?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
It's like Jews, right and they have like a big
feast for or is it.
Speaker 12 (20:23):
We do it after after? Yeah, it is after got
to eat learning for learning on learning translates to to
party signor what is it?
Speaker 4 (20:36):
It's fat Tuesday?
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Okay, that's what the translation is. Okay, Yeah, I had
no idea.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
We were just hoping to get some sort of all right.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Well, Mark said that Amanda would not know, and if
that's the case, he'll be the winner here on this
round of the d u i Q.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Fat Tuesday is the last day before what Marty Grass.
Speaker 10 (20:54):
My family is from New Orleans, so we always celebrate money.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Marty Gross, thank you, congratulations you are the winner here
on the duy Q.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Wow, what is.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
All right? Mark? Congratulations?
Speaker 4 (21:17):
All right?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Mark, hang on one second, Thank you so much for
listening to show have yourself a great weekend. We have
one more question here for the d u i Q,
not needed by Mark, but just for Funzies.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
Question number three, From what country did the US make
the Louisiana purchase?
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Triple really?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Uh no for Amanda, man, why do I feel although
Marcus Cross, no for no, for Menace, no for Sammy
sweep it No triple no triple no.
Speaker 9 (21:55):
You can get a degree in art or the history
or practice of art at Berkeley.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Menace. And I mean do you think that Amanda will
know it?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
No?
Speaker 4 (22:02):
No? All right?
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Question number three?
Speaker 6 (22:04):
From what country did the US make the Louisiana purchase?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Menace?
Speaker 3 (22:09):
I wrote down three countries, but I'm just gonna go
with Mexico Mexico.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
I also went with Mexico. Mexico is incorrect, Louisiana.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
You've been to can I my other ones? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
But Spain and France?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Duh okay France, because now now is that making sense
for French? Quarter like a influence.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Mexico?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
All right? Question number three for Amanda, here are the
d u i Q?
Speaker 6 (22:42):
From what country did the US make the Louisiana purchase?
Speaker 13 (22:46):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Did I want to say it was like New England?
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
From New England? Country of New England?
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Money? Well spec at Berkeley?
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Oh yeah, all right, we're going to take a quick break.
We got some more WOODI show coming up for you next.
And then we're gonna meet Chef Solomon. Yea, Chef Solomon Johnson,
who is here doing the Omelet station today. A dream
come true, a dream realized. Yes, eleven years in the making.
Love this Omelet station. But for Vaughn's birthday. Uh yeah,
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I started to heat. We had the opportunity. They said,
here's how much it's gonna be. I phoned up to
make the dream happen, Patty, and we got cakes from
mess So we got cakes and omelets this morning.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Yeah, all right, So the omlid station's getting all fired up.
We've got some more woody show coming up. If you
got a thing you want to be a part of,
phones are open at eight seven seven forty four Woody
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Will be right back.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
What's one thing.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
You would say of people? At ninety three? I would
the world? Yes, I had now come near my house
the woodies.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Some people don't like the idea of getting older, and
you know, I kind of welcome it because I hope
to get to that level of not caring. Right, yeah,
like here you go, but like nothing, no filter, no filter.
He answer to nobody because.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
The world just says, don't mind him. He's old.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Yeah, exactly right. They won't mess with the old man anyway.
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to enforce this, but in Virginia, the amount of time
that a kid can be on social media is going
to be limited by law. And this goes into effect
next year. Mine or under the age of sixteen will
be banned from using social media for more than one
hour per day.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
They can definitely do that in the settings. I mean,
you know, the state of Texas, you can't even look
at porn unless you put your your ID information into
the website. But I mean it can be done.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
I'll have to try that next time we're in Dallas.
Yet information Well, no, I'm gonna I'm gonna try to
pull up like I don't know. Yeah, you porn or
one of those sites, just to see what happens. Yeah,
I'm not gonna put my information. It's not that important.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
I would like I.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
Would like for them to ban, you know, for to
limit the time. I think that's a great idea.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Oh here's the thing. We have parental controls, Like I
can go into my son's phone and I can set
all kinds of stuff for screen time.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Uh, you know, communication limits, app limits, all kinds of stuff,
and kids figure out a way around all that stuff,
all of it. Yeah, you know, so unless you physically
take the phone from them, and that's what I was
going to Even when they sign up, they're signing up
saying oh yeah, I'm nineteen.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
That's true.
Speaker 7 (25:55):
They're and they're literally learning coding in class, you know,
more than we're right.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
So I just don't know how they're going to enforce it. Okay, gee,
if only parents had thought of that. I like, my
wife and I are clearly on it.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
But it's yeah, but that's out there that are not
like you.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yeah, but they don't care for the parents who do care,
and you do try to do something. We were all kids,
We got a round stuff exactly. Yeah, it's like the
people get very very similar to the argument. They go, well,
you know, when I have kids, I'm not gonna allow
my kids to cry on an airplane or in a restaurant,
because yes, that's what you want. That's you're okay with
the people who have kids who are crying. That's what
(26:33):
they wanted.
Speaker 7 (26:34):
Yeah, they were hoping that they spend their two hour
flight just tell the kid don't cry.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Yeah, the airplane thing I get, but the restaurant thing.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Come on, you can take them outside.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
You can take them.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
No, you can't take them outside, but you can't stop
them from crying. They're gonna if they're gonna throw a
hissy fit, they're gonna throw a hissy fit because are
stupid kids whose brains are still developing.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
What do you do?
Speaker 7 (26:55):
You put them in a playpen and put a cinder
block over board.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
A teenager and Virginia was shot and killed while doing
some ding dong ditchen with some friends at three o'clock
in the morning for a TikTok video. The homeowner who
shot him thought that people were trying to break into
his house. He's been arrested charge with second degree murder
and Greg, whoa jess when you thought the Nike Will
Chicken era was a peak Dove TikTok challenge. Sick Welcome
(27:20):
to the Let's light our school issued laptop on fireface.
Kids are shoving sharp objects into the different ports on
their school supplied chromebooks to get them to go on fire,
and they're whatever they can find. I mean, they're putting
stuff in there and then they spark, they smoke, they melt. Also,
they can get it on a TikTok video.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Can do it?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yeah, Multiple schools had been evacuated, classrooms filling with smoke
and stuff, and the firefighters that were called in this
one thing, they're like, dude, they really lucked out because
these batteries were seconds from exploding. Wow, and somebody could
have really gotten hurt. All right, new challenge for us.
Who can sit there is on fire for the better,
mark up the price and send it old to the parents.
That's what they're doing. Parents are getting these bills to
(28:02):
cover the laptops because insurance doesn't cover TikTok clout chasing
that kind of dumb asser either.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Like, sorry, dad, this was a five thousand dollars computer.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Well, those chromebooks that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
They are cheap, I know, but I'm saying they should
market way the hell up.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Oh yeah, yeah, how NASA is paying you know, however
much for a toilet cigarette? Right, Well, it is Friday,
it is the Woodie Show. We got an omlet station going. Yeah,
it's the first OMENI I think it's minutes away.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
This is no.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Dream come true this morning.
Speaker 11 (28:37):
There's an omelet station set up right here in the studio,
and it's chef Solomon Johnson, who was our hero and
d thank you, thank you so much for coming in
today and and doing this for us.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
He said he went to school hoping that he was
going to do this job. So now it's like the
best of both worlds. Today in the radio, I'm trying
to learn something. So far, he has a really big
giant whisk. It's really fancy. What do you mean fancy?
Speaker 5 (29:09):
It's fancy.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
It's like big and heavy. So it's a big gold play.
So what what makes a good whisk?
Speaker 13 (29:16):
Well, I mean the more you pay for anything, the
better it is in theory, right, just yeah, just you know,
spind up money on your kitchen.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Yeah, but I'm saying, like, is there something about like
the weight is better to have weight to it, I would.
Speaker 13 (29:30):
Say, so, you know, especially when your weapon eggs want
to get as much air in there as possible.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Okay, hair rating.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Now what you're making right now, supreme Mama.
Speaker 13 (29:41):
It's on dewey sausage, a little bit of ham and
a mushroom blend of like amani.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Oh yeah, so when you're when you're making it all
but yes or no to adding like water or milk
to the eggs.
Speaker 13 (29:54):
I don't mind a splash of water. I feel like
it helps. Milk is I don't. I feel weird about
caw milk oh okay, okay, okay, but it's not like
it's going to mess it up.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Like let's say you didn't have a problem with caw
mil it's like it's going to mess it up, of course.
Not okay, cool cool, Speaking of eggs, this is so
dumb and TikTok trends and stuff. Remember when people were
cracking eggs on the foreheads of unsuspecting people, like it
was so funny, Like all of a sudden, a mom
walks up and like cracks an egg on the kid's head.
(30:29):
Doesn't hurt him.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
They're just confused.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
There's yeah, Anyway, this woman in Sweden was convicted of
ha harassment ordered to pay her daughter two thousand dollars
in damage. Now, this girl's young, like young young. She's
not the one who made the complaint. Because the mom
had done that, she posted it on social media. Somebody
else saw it, told stranger and reported her. And so
(30:52):
a prosecutor picked it up and ran with it. Argued
to a judge, this wasn't fun, it was cruel. Prosecutor
a chick told the court, quote, you simply don't do
that to a child. I find that incredibly degrading. It's
a reckless act.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Okay, this isn't a brick.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
What's the harm? Wait?
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Are you torn on this decision? Because you thought the
whole egg thing was dumb, but this could put a
stop to it, even though the allegations are stupid.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
I didn't have I didn't have a problem with this one.
I didn't think it was dumb. I thought it was
kind of funny. I mean, you know, especially with if
the little kid, they can give it a little kid
a lemon.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Face, like, yeah, that's funny, it's cute.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
That's me.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
I just think the kids in general, they weren't upset.
They were just like, huh, yeah, it was so funny, because.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
That doesn't happen all the time. I'm just just walk
by and crack an egg on my.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Forehead in the big ski of things. I'd rather have
the egg cracked on a kid's face than telling them
some horrific news that's not true, just to see I
hate anyway. The judge agreed that it was degrading. It
was a reckless act. The mother, of course, argued it
was a harmless prank. She did that until she was
blue in the face, but it didn't matter because everybody
on the planet it's a pussy these days, no common
(32:01):
sense or reason, So it didn't matter. And so now
she's been convicted of harassment and she's got to pay
her own daughter.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
How's that going to work, piggy bag? Yeah, yeah, it's
so dumb. Two thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
Yeah, get right on that.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
So, Chef Solomon, I'm sorry, that's the only piece of
egg news that I have read.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
Miracle.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
All right, let's give back to Greg Gory. He's the
best of describing things. Yeah, you are no, you are
really good because you use a lot of good descriptive words.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
All Right, hold on his words.
Speaker 13 (32:36):
All right, man with the most culinary prowess.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
There we go. Damn all right, look at that.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
That looks very good. It's a good.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
He did not skim so.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Chef Solomon used to own a restaurant in DC.
Speaker 13 (32:50):
Yes, I owned a fast, casual Pan African restaurant called
the Bust Down. We had a mixture of like soul food,
Caribbean food, yeah, rotating specials, oxtail, fried fish.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
And what did you get out of that?
Speaker 13 (33:05):
Well, it was just a rough time in the city
for opening restaurants. Yeah. And was it like a couple
of years ago or oh no, this is we opened
twenty twenty three. You're open about a year before we
shut it down? Yeah, close in December.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Okay, yeah, all right. Well this is the kind of
omelet I dream of making. Because the eggs almost just
melt in your mouth. They disappeared. They're soft. The cheese
is the perfect amount. It's the perfect meltiness. Oh yeah.
The onions are soft and they're sweated, but they're not
like caramelized too much. Everything melts in your mouth. It's fluffy.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
Oh that looks so good, hot.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
And steamy and melty, and it's absolutely delicious. A lot
of hefread mouthfield mouthfeeld is silky, it smells amazing. A. Yeah,
you guys, we have an omelet station.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
We've been talking about this for ever.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Man the flavor of yeh one hundred percent perfect.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Well, Chef Solomon, he's gonna be here for a while
cooking up some omelets and stuff. And yeah, we're gonna
continue with some more Woody Show coming up for you
next Happy Friday. Don't go anywhere. The Woody Show will
be right back
Oh yeah, I think I know what this is.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
And another new hour. Yeah, in sensitivity training, Create politically
correct world. It is May ninth, twenty twenty five, and
today is Friday, Friday morning. Get into the morning as
quickly as we can into the weekend. It's Vaughn's birthday. Everybody.
Vaughn's not at his desk right now, right check, check Vaughn.
(00:34):
Hello calling n Okay one too, That's all right. The
von the Vaughn connection is just empty because he is
going to meet the omelet station guy.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Heck, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Now we do have birthday cakes here for Vaughn. Yes,
you're still pretty set up. Menace went to the grocery store.
Did you have another run in this time.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Or Okay, so last time I went to go get
cakes birthday. Yeah, this happened to me a few times
where they go here and let me help you, one
of the workers, and then they turn it sideways in
the box and I'm like, what are you doing? And
at one time it messed up the cake, and then
the this recent time it didn't, but I had them
reopen the box to check it.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
So I looked like the a hole. Yeah, And then
so I went to go pick up their cake on
your face.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, So I went to go pick up the cakes
today and the guy locked the eyes with me, and
I think he remembered just last up this last time,
Like I'm gonna stay away from moment, not help them
with the cake.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Weird middle of the night cake guy.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Yeah, multiple cakes.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Honestly, I probably bought like what eighty cakes.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Youve got to be the number one cake buyer.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Yeah, you're keeping that department, Isn'tddy?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
That's Greg Gory Menace, Gina Grant, You got Sea Bass.
Sammy is here. Phones are open at eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie Morgan's taking your calls. Like I said,
Vaughn's chasing down the omelet station guy, it's been a
dream for years. Is he doing that in the studio?
Speaker 5 (01:56):
I believe so. I mean, we have a table right here.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I understand that, but we don't have ventilation in here
way the door. We've cooked omelets and stuff in here
before minutes. Did the whole omelet thing I did online?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Didn't do ten of them though.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
What was that one thing that I did?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeh, Yeah. We've done haircuts in here. We've done all
cuts and everyone's all right, time for your Friday fail stories.
(03:00):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. In his
time for the Friday Fair story, people thought they had
the perfect plan, the plan that could ever go wrong
with it. Somewhere along the line it went from being
a great idea to one big, staked, mega uber ultra.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
You know, I thought it was beautiful start to finish.
I'm not ready to cry or anything, but that's good,
pretty good, pretty moving. Starting with this story, dude was
in Rome, visiting the coliseum, checking out the beautiful architecture,
soaking up the rich history, and he thought to himself,
you know what, this is the perfect backdrop for a
(03:57):
killer selfie. Oh. Of course, instead of doing what a
normal person would do, he decided that he needed the
perfect angle. So obviously that means ignoring every sign, which
there were many. Those are for hopping a protective barrier
to get closer, and that's when gravity joined the chat.
He slips, he falls, He impales himself on a metal fence.
(04:19):
He was stuck there for a little more than twenty minutes,
screaming in pain. Max get there. They gave him a
sedative while they worked to unimpale him and he ended
up losing a lot of blood, was taken to the hospital.
He had to have surgery. He survived. I'm sure he
got a tetanus shot the size of a javelin. Yeah yeah,
but dog, that'll teach you not to climb ancient death traps.
(04:40):
For the gram impaled fail?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
He failed?
Speaker 7 (04:45):
Is he like a thirteenth century vampire? Like who gets impaled?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Well, I mean you have those fences and you've seen
where people are scaling them trying and they get caught
at the top and has the poky whatever at the time.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Do you know who that happened to? Is Kylie Jenner.
That's why if you see photos of her, she has
a giant scar on the side of her.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
What is she getting pailed by?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
She was trying to climb one of those licensed I
thought it was an NBA player. Here's what about this
twenty nine year old idiot in the Philippines who thought
it'd be super smart to hop into a crocodile enclosure
at a zoo. For what purpose? You ask to take
a super sweet selfie? Of course, that's another one. You
got to get them now. According to the report, he
(05:28):
thought the croc was fake, so he said, you know,
at the fake zoo, At the fake zoo. Spoiler alert,
it was very real. It chomped onto his arm, it
dragged him through the water, started doing the signature crocodile
death roll. Oh yeah. The zoo staff had to get
in there, and they literally hit the croc with a
block of concrete to get to let the dude go.
So he's alive and needed a ton of stitches in
(05:49):
his arms and his legs, and it all happened so
fast that he never even got the selfie.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
You guys. Yeah, for some reason in my Instagram feed
it's like crocodile and alligator videos. Yeah, I've not searched
for them and didn't ask for them.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Here's one about how police in the Turkish town of Lice.
We hear in America we say lie n. Anyway, it
took about twenty tons of seized cannabis and inadvertently got
everyone in town high when they decided to instead of
destroying it an incinerator, they thought they would just burn
(06:25):
it out in the open, and so the residents they
were complaining about how the air became thick with wheat
smoke for five days officials forced residents to keep windows closed.
They told everyone to avoid going outside. Another wrinkle to
the story, not only did they skip the incinerator option,
which they had, they arranged the bags in the shape
of letters spelling out the name of the town l
(06:47):
C before they even set them on fire. So they
thought about that everything Sale.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
That's Vaughn's next vacation.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
He's going to go to Lisa. This next one is
from Georgie, where the Clayton County Jail had to go
into full lockdown because they thought a murderer had somehow
vanished from custody, so lots of panic alarms were sounding.
But it turns out the dude was never gone. They
just forgot him in a courthouse holding so overnight for
(07:17):
twelve hours.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Poor thing.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
He was just in there chilling the whole time, where
the jail staff, they're freaking out, would ask for comed
The sheriff admitted there was a quote mix up about
who was supposed to bring him back to the courthouse, like, dude,
you had one job. Yeah, yeah, remember the murderer, don't
misplace sale the murderer operator error speaking of forgetting something.
(07:40):
United Airlines, they've got a tiny problem on their hands.
Flight to tenants to keep accidentally leaving sleeping passengers behind
on empty planes, so instead of waking them up, the
crew just pieces out door, shut plane, parked, randows, sleeping
people just on board. Now the question is is that illegal?
And you bet it is. The FAA does not lie
that mess, not Big Fan and the union though for
(08:03):
the flight attend to say it's not their fault. Because
the flight attendants they get distracted by people who come
on board to clean the plane. I guess they have
the superpower of making flood attends forget humans existed up
and this isn't just a United thing. American Airlines had
to send out the same warning recently because it keeps
happening to them as well. One of the stories they
(08:24):
mentioned the articles about how this chick she woke up
all alone on an Air Canada flight that had already
been towed and parked for the night, no lights, no crew,
phone dead, had to flag down a baggage dude for help.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Would't you just popped the door though we go down
the slide.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
It's like how we talked about it. It'd be fun
to be locked Likena when target closes her not just
costco a fantasy life.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
She didn't call something because the phone was dead, couldn't
call them. So she's like, no, the door, you can pop.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
The do the slide? Slide, Yeah, slide.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Dude, I saw. I want to see this so bad
in real life and I want to do it. Hey,
we're going on a cruise. So it was a cruise
line deploying the emergency rafts. Not lifeboats. No, no, no, no,
not lifeboats. These are these are rafts. So like they
it's like a big ball of you know whatever, uninflated
raft that drops down and it starts opening up on
(09:24):
the water the water these big rests and then on
top of it is like this like do you ever
see what they use for? Yeah, but they see they
use them for construction sites where they you can use
it for trash. It goes to a dumpster that's down below.
But instead of it being like this rigid you know,
metal tube, it's made of material right, and it goes
down to the life raft. It's a shoot and then yeah,
(09:46):
to shoot. And then so passengers what they do from
the deck of the boat down to the water where
the raft is. You basically jump in this thing and
it's like those big long steep slides like you'll see
on cruise ship and it goes down to the life raft.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Now that one I'm down for.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
And it looks like a vinyl butthole basically that you're
jumping into and then at the other end you get
pooped out onto the raft.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
But those boats that they drop, that'd be cool. I
heard that you break bones. I mean you live, but really, yeah,
you really hurt yourself when they drop them from the boat.
Willing to try out that kind of looks. But the
tube thing down the chuot all day, I don't want.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
To make it an excursion, yeah you know what I mean,
Like no actual emergency like the plane, Like I would
love to be able to go somewhere, like let's say,
like hey, this weekend, the airport's having a thing. American
Airlines is going to throw a thing where anybody who
was ever wanted to try. It'll be good training in
case you ever needed to do it.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Remember airport, do that?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Remember how in school, if you ever took the school bus,
they would have the emergency drills every once in a
while about how to evacuate the school bus. We always
wanted to be in the back half of the bus
because we wanted to go out that door that opened
off the back and jump down off the back and
there was no emergency, but you still got to exit
the bus from the back in a practice.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
That's a really good You know how we don't get
invited to anything. I just saw an artist do that,
like artists had a party where he could do that.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah, I'll throw a party like that. Yeah, I'll do that.
We'll do that for a wood show event. Let's go
to the airport and use the slide. Dude, I'd be
so cool. You know it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Is the airport is near another event that we're doing maybe.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Again during the day. That is crazy. Yeah, I mean
the legit crazy. The universe is yeah, the logistics of it.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
We can maybe make it happen.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
It'd be so cool. All right, Well, there's your Friday
fail stories. Everybody. Alma's station is coming along. And believe
Chef Solomon Johnson a right is in the buildings the
house at chef Underscore swoop if you want to see
more about this guy. He was on Chopped four twenty yeah,
oh yeah, and he won his episode. He's a private
chef for celebrities and uh, he owned a restaurant in
(11:52):
DC at one point. And wait and today he's here
cooking Almele's for us, So his career's going well. He's
restaurant and was a winner on this show, was a
private chef. Now today here he is for Vaughn's birthday. Yeah,
so I know Vaughn's helping him get set up. And hey,
a dream realized. Next up slide Yeah, we can check
off the omelet station.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Thing baby bucket list today.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Eight seven seven forty four. What he's the phone number
if you want to call in Friday check in, send
those over to two two nine eight seven. We're gonna
play the d u i Q coming up next. If
you'd like to be our contestant, now's the time to call.
We're gonna get somebody set up. We just need one
person to play. But this is where SeaBASS is talking
to the drunks. You guys know the game. Oh yeah,
and if you want to play for a chance to
(12:36):
win a prize, call now eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 8 (12:39):
Wooding, They come in here with some insane story about
stuffed animals and EMUs blisters and and plastic tupper wearing.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
You e'xtpt me to believe a word on it? Well,
I don't and I never will. Ye the Woodie Show,
and we got the phones open for you at eight
seven seven for Woodie looking for a contestant. You know
somebody who might be interested in winning a prize this
morning playing today's dumbass contest, which is the duy You
(13:12):
all right, eight seventy seven forty four Woodie call now
to play seed bask explaying the game to everybody please.
It's easy.
Speaker 9 (13:19):
I find someone drunk and ask them the easiest trivia questions,
and you play by guessing, Gosh, is this person so
drunk if they won't know the answer to these questions
that everyone else I know the answer? You know the
answ blah blah. Are they so drunk? If you can
guess whether they know two times out.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Of three, you win. All right, let's say hello to
that contest and we have Mark. Hey, good morning, Martay, Martin,
Hey Marny. Would it's like hoy, well, Mark, You're gonna
be the contestant for this round of the dui Q.
You just got to guess if the drunk person will
get it right. But you can feel free to have
fun because we're gonna be guessing if Menace and Sammy,
who are both stone cold sober, will know the answer
(13:53):
as well. And before we get to the questions account,
we're gonna get to know the drunk person a little
gauge on how with it or not with they are?
And who is this person? Sea Bass.
Speaker 9 (14:02):
Amanda is gonna be telling us about what she's been drinking.
But also she's one of those people who's still at
that age in life where she's got to work, where
she went to school.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I did a conversation. That's so let's see, I had
an impact, right.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
You see that impacts your decision, and if you're impressed by.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
It, Okay, here is Amanda.
Speaker 10 (14:19):
I've been drinking a lot of vodka.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
This bitch husband drinking Street Vodka vodka.
Speaker 10 (14:27):
So they ran in the cups and they only had
Red Bull. So I decided that I would drink all
of the Red Bull and use the Red Bull can
as the vodka vessel.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Common move, Very smart move.
Speaker 10 (14:40):
I told you I have a Berkeley degree. I know
how to write it, and I have a Berkeley degree.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
She knows how to ride the d yeah, and she's
got a Berkeley.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Degree to Berkeley, nice, my favorite town.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I wonder what the really cool major she had, Like,
what was the or her study there?
Speaker 5 (14:59):
Macroman?
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Yeah, history of lesbian gardening.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah yeah, all right, well Mark, that is Amanda. That's
who you're guessing. If she's gonna know the answers yes
or no, it's gonna get two out of three right
in order to win Menace. Sammy, are you guys ready? Yes?
Question number one here on the du i Q, Well,
what is the home.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Stadium of the San Francisco Giants.
Speaker 9 (15:22):
Oh, she's from that area, so I'll throw in some
local knowledge, right.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
The San Francisco Giants, so baseball.
Speaker 9 (15:30):
Yeah, they got a big river behind it. Right, it's
not a river, maybe an ocean.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Everybody knows that.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Okay, I'm confident I'll just go first note to Amanda.
Notice Sammy, my mum, I have a reason that I'm
saying no to Menace.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Triple no, triple no. I think Menace will get it
to his hometown.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
I would think.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I think Menace will get it. I think Sammy will
not get it. And also a no for Amanda.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Yeah, I'm with you.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
I don't think this is common knowledge, but they should
know what I think I know it. I'm going to
say no to Sammy, no to Amanda, yes to Menace.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
It's it's difficult to keep up with the names now
because they changed these corporate.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Sponsorship like O G Classic.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I mean, back in the day, used to know where
every team came. You know, it was Wriggly Camden, Fenway Stadium.
You know what I mean? Yeah, you just knew Candlestick
exactly what the Giants used to play, Candlestick Park, that dump.
Yeah all right, so uh let's see Mark, what do
you think yes or no?
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say no as well.
Even though she's from Berkeley, I still think she doesn't know.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Okay, and Sammy, you don't think she's gonna get.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
It Menace, No, we do not said.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Oh my my apologies, what a morning.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
That is uncreable.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
All right. Question number one for the d u i Q.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
What is the home stadium of the San Francisco Giants.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Sammy Levi Stadium, Levi Stadium, Menace.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I believe it's currently Oracle Park. Yeah, correct, It's had
so many different names.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Levi stadiums with the forty nine ers play, which is
nowhere near San Francisco. Yeah, I mean Super Bowl this year.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
But it was still San Francisco team when I got
it was what at.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
And T Stadium?
Speaker 8 (17:21):
It was?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
And yeah, yeah something I feel like there was something else.
No Levi Plaza, which is right outside the stadium.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
It's had a trillion names.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yeah, alright. Question number one d U y Q. Let's
see if Amanda knows it.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
What is the home stadium of the San Francisco Giants.
Speaker 10 (17:45):
I went there several times. Am I crazy about forty.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Nine Ers Stadium?
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Mark, good news, you got a point. You're on the board.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
My friend, I was going to get candlestick.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Candlestick you can deal one.
Speaker 10 (18:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah, you can major in Old Norse at Early Norris.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
You can major in candlesticks, which is.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
What that's under.
Speaker 9 (18:11):
Yeah, Scandonada, they have a slot Scandinavian Majors and then
you can go deeper into those.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Those jobs pay bank. Question number two for the d
U i Q.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Fat Tuesday is the last day before?
Speaker 4 (18:22):
What? All right?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Fat Tuesday is the last Tuesday before? What?
Speaker 11 (18:28):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
What's that last day?
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Last day before? What what do you say? Gina grad am.
Speaker 7 (18:35):
I insane for going triple yes on this? Yes, I'm
gonna do it anyway.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
No, Amanda, just go for yeah, No Amanda, no menace, Yes, Sammy, Greg.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
No, Amanda, And I'm going double yes in this.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Room, double yes in the room, menace, Sammy. What do
you think? Will Amanda know this one?
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:57):
No? All right?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
What do you say, Mark Yesterday know?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:01):
I'm gonna go with no as well.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
She seems Catholic, but it's gonna be a no.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Question Number two for the d u i Q Fat
Tuesday is the last day before what.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Menace Mary Grass?
Speaker 5 (19:17):
I like the answer? Uh, lent or ash Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Or bonus question?
Speaker 9 (19:25):
What does Marty Gross translate to or Marty Gross translate
to man Mardi Grass?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
It means party signor.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
It does? It does mean party in Spanish?
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Now why would they call fat Tuesday Marty Grass?
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Uh? I have no idea. I don't know any of
these religion stuff religion questions at all.
Speaker 9 (19:50):
All right, that Tuesday would be the last day of
Marty Grass.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yeah, but like that that the Fat Tuesday Marti Gras
thing is not necessarily religious. That's not the religious aspect.
No history, this happens to be where it falls. Fat
Tuesdays happened to be where it falled. Right, for before
people give stuff up for lent.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Right, so you binge the day before giving stuff up
the last right, So Marty ras is leading up to
fat Tuesday, which is the big hurrashs what it means?
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Right?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
It's like Jews, right and they have like a big
feast for or is it.
Speaker 12 (20:23):
We do it after after? Yeah, it is after got
to eat learning for learning on learning translates to to
party signor what is it?
Speaker 4 (20:36):
It's fat Tuesday?
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Okay, that's what the translation is. Okay, Yeah, I had
no idea.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
We were just hoping to get some sort of all right.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Well, Mark said that Amanda would not know, and if
that's the case, he'll be the winner here on this
round of the d u i Q.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Fat Tuesday is the last day before what Marty Grass.
Speaker 10 (20:54):
My family is from New Orleans, so we always celebrate money.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Marty Gross, thank you, congratulations you are the winner here
on the duy Q.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Wow, what is.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
All right? Mark? Congratulations?
Speaker 4 (21:17):
All right?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Mark, hang on one second, Thank you so much for
listening to show have yourself a great weekend. We have
one more question here for the d u i Q,
not needed by Mark, but just for Funzies.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
Question number three, From what country did the US make
the Louisiana purchase?
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Triple really?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Uh no for Amanda, man, why do I feel although
Marcus Cross, no for no, for Menace, no for Sammy
sweep it No triple no triple no.
Speaker 9 (21:55):
You can get a degree in art or the history
or practice of art at Berkeley.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Menace. And I mean do you think that Amanda will
know it?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
No?
Speaker 4 (22:02):
No? All right?
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Question number three?
Speaker 6 (22:04):
From what country did the US make the Louisiana purchase?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Menace?
Speaker 3 (22:09):
I wrote down three countries, but I'm just gonna go
with Mexico Mexico.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
I also went with Mexico. Mexico is incorrect, Louisiana.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
You've been to can I my other ones? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
But Spain and France?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Duh okay France, because now now is that making sense
for French? Quarter like a influence.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Mexico?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
All right? Question number three for Amanda, here are the
d u i Q?
Speaker 6 (22:42):
From what country did the US make the Louisiana purchase?
Speaker 13 (22:46):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Did I want to say it was like New England?
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
From New England? Country of New England?
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Money? Well spec at Berkeley?
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Oh yeah, all right, we're going to take a quick break.
We got some more WOODI show coming up for you next.
And then we're gonna meet Chef Solomon. Yea, Chef Solomon Johnson,
who is here doing the Omelet station today. A dream
come true, a dream realized. Yes, eleven years in the making.
Love this Omelet station. But for Vaughn's birthday. Uh yeah,
(23:17):
I started to heat. We had the opportunity. They said,
here's how much it's gonna be. I phoned up to
make the dream happen, Patty, and we got cakes from
mess So we got cakes and omelets this morning.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Yeah, all right, So the omlid station's getting all fired up.
We've got some more woody show coming up. If you
got a thing you want to be a part of,
phones are open at eight seven seven forty four Woody
Friday check ins. Send those on the text over to
two two nine eight seven. So what do you show?
Will be right back.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
What's one thing.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
You would say of people? At ninety three? I would
the world? Yes, I had now come near my house
the woodies.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Some people don't like the idea of getting older, and
you know, I kind of welcome it because I hope
to get to that level of not caring. Right, yeah,
like here you go, but like nothing, no filter, no filter.
He answer to nobody because.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
The world just says, don't mind him. He's old.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Yeah, exactly right. They won't mess with the old man anyway.
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to enforce this, but in Virginia, the amount of time
that a kid can be on social media is going
to be limited by law. And this goes into effect
next year. Mine or under the age of sixteen will
be banned from using social media for more than one
hour per day.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
They can definitely do that in the settings. I mean,
you know, the state of Texas, you can't even look
at porn unless you put your your ID information into
the website. But I mean it can be done.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
I'll have to try that next time we're in Dallas.
Yet information Well, no, I'm gonna I'm gonna try to
pull up like I don't know. Yeah, you porn or
one of those sites, just to see what happens. Yeah,
I'm not gonna put my information. It's not that important.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
I would like I.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
Would like for them to ban, you know, for to
limit the time. I think that's a great idea.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Oh here's the thing. We have parental controls, Like I
can go into my son's phone and I can set
all kinds of stuff for screen time.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Uh, you know, communication limits, app limits, all kinds of stuff,
and kids figure out a way around all that stuff,
all of it. Yeah, you know, so unless you physically
take the phone from them, and that's what I was
going to Even when they sign up, they're signing up
saying oh yeah, I'm nineteen.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
That's true.
Speaker 7 (25:55):
They're and they're literally learning coding in class, you know,
more than we're right.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
So I just don't know how they're going to enforce it. Okay, gee,
if only parents had thought of that. I like, my
wife and I are clearly on it.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
But it's yeah, but that's out there that are not
like you.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yeah, but they don't care for the parents who do care,
and you do try to do something. We were all kids,
We got a round stuff exactly. Yeah, it's like the
people get very very similar to the argument. They go, well,
you know, when I have kids, I'm not gonna allow
my kids to cry on an airplane or in a restaurant,
because yes, that's what you want. That's you're okay with
the people who have kids who are crying. That's what
(26:33):
they wanted.
Speaker 7 (26:34):
Yeah, they were hoping that they spend their two hour
flight just tell the kid don't cry.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Yeah, the airplane thing I get, but the restaurant thing.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Come on, you can take them outside.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
You can take them.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
No, you can't take them outside, but you can't stop
them from crying. They're gonna if they're gonna throw a
hissy fit, they're gonna throw a hissy fit because are
stupid kids whose brains are still developing.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
What do you do?
Speaker 7 (26:55):
You put them in a playpen and put a cinder
block over board.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
A teenager and Virginia was shot and killed while doing
some ding dong ditchen with some friends at three o'clock
in the morning for a TikTok video. The homeowner who
shot him thought that people were trying to break into
his house. He's been arrested charge with second degree murder
and Greg, whoa jess when you thought the Nike Will
Chicken era was a peak Dove TikTok challenge. Sick Welcome
(27:20):
to the Let's light our school issued laptop on fireface.
Kids are shoving sharp objects into the different ports on
their school supplied chromebooks to get them to go on fire,
and they're whatever they can find. I mean, they're putting
stuff in there and then they spark, they smoke, they melt. Also,
they can get it on a TikTok video.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Can do it?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yeah, Multiple schools had been evacuated, classrooms filling with smoke
and stuff, and the firefighters that were called in this
one thing, they're like, dude, they really lucked out because
these batteries were seconds from exploding. Wow, and somebody could
have really gotten hurt. All right, new challenge for us.
Who can sit there is on fire for the better,
mark up the price and send it old to the parents.
That's what they're doing. Parents are getting these bills to
(28:02):
cover the laptops because insurance doesn't cover TikTok clout chasing
that kind of dumb asser either.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Like, sorry, dad, this was a five thousand dollars computer.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Well, those chromebooks that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
They are cheap, I know, but I'm saying they should
market way the hell up.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Oh yeah, yeah, how NASA is paying you know, however
much for a toilet cigarette? Right, Well, it is Friday,
it is the Woodie Show. We got an omlet station going. Yeah,
it's the first OMENI I think it's minutes away.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
This is no.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Dream come true this morning.
Speaker 11 (28:37):
There's an omelet station set up right here in the studio,
and it's chef Solomon Johnson, who was our hero and
d thank you, thank you so much for coming in
today and and doing this for us.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
He said he went to school hoping that he was
going to do this job. So now it's like the
best of both worlds. Today in the radio, I'm trying
to learn something. So far, he has a really big
giant whisk. It's really fancy. What do you mean fancy?
Speaker 5 (29:09):
It's fancy.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
It's like big and heavy. So it's a big gold play.
So what what makes a good whisk?
Speaker 13 (29:16):
Well, I mean the more you pay for anything, the
better it is in theory, right, just yeah, just you know,
spind up money on your kitchen.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Yeah, but I'm saying, like, is there something about like
the weight is better to have weight to it, I would.
Speaker 13 (29:30):
Say, so, you know, especially when your weapon eggs want
to get as much air in there as possible.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Okay, hair rating.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Now what you're making right now, supreme Mama.
Speaker 13 (29:41):
It's on dewey sausage, a little bit of ham and
a mushroom blend of like amani.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Oh yeah, so when you're when you're making it all
but yes or no to adding like water or milk
to the eggs.
Speaker 13 (29:54):
I don't mind a splash of water. I feel like
it helps. Milk is I don't. I feel weird about
caw milk oh okay, okay, okay, but it's not like
it's going to mess it up.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Like let's say you didn't have a problem with caw
mil it's like it's going to mess it up, of course.
Not okay, cool cool, Speaking of eggs, this is so
dumb and TikTok trends and stuff. Remember when people were
cracking eggs on the foreheads of unsuspecting people, like it
was so funny, Like all of a sudden, a mom
walks up and like cracks an egg on the kid's head.
(30:29):
Doesn't hurt him.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
They're just confused.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
There's yeah, Anyway, this woman in Sweden was convicted of
ha harassment ordered to pay her daughter two thousand dollars
in damage. Now, this girl's young, like young young. She's
not the one who made the complaint. Because the mom
had done that, she posted it on social media. Somebody
else saw it, told stranger and reported her. And so
(30:52):
a prosecutor picked it up and ran with it. Argued
to a judge, this wasn't fun, it was cruel. Prosecutor
a chick told the court, quote, you simply don't do
that to a child. I find that incredibly degrading. It's
a reckless act.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Okay, this isn't a brick.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
What's the harm? Wait?
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Are you torn on this decision? Because you thought the
whole egg thing was dumb, but this could put a
stop to it, even though the allegations are stupid.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
I didn't have I didn't have a problem with this one.
I didn't think it was dumb. I thought it was
kind of funny. I mean, you know, especially with if
the little kid, they can give it a little kid
a lemon.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Face, like, yeah, that's funny, it's cute.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
That's me.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
I just think the kids in general, they weren't upset.
They were just like, huh, yeah, it was so funny, because.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
That doesn't happen all the time. I'm just just walk
by and crack an egg on my.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Forehead in the big ski of things. I'd rather have
the egg cracked on a kid's face than telling them
some horrific news that's not true, just to see I
hate anyway. The judge agreed that it was degrading. It
was a reckless act. The mother, of course, argued it
was a harmless prank. She did that until she was
blue in the face, but it didn't matter because everybody
on the planet it's a pussy these days, no common
(32:01):
sense or reason, So it didn't matter. And so now
she's been convicted of harassment and she's got to pay
her own daughter.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
How's that going to work, piggy bag? Yeah, yeah, it's
so dumb. Two thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
Yeah, get right on that.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
So, Chef Solomon, I'm sorry, that's the only piece of
egg news that I have read.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
Miracle.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
All right, let's give back to Greg Gory. He's the
best of describing things. Yeah, you are no, you are
really good because you use a lot of good descriptive words.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
All Right, hold on his words.
Speaker 13 (32:36):
All right, man with the most culinary prowess.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
There we go. Damn all right, look at that.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
That looks very good. It's a good.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
He did not skim so.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Chef Solomon used to own a restaurant in DC.
Speaker 13 (32:50):
Yes, I owned a fast, casual Pan African restaurant called
the Bust Down. We had a mixture of like soul food,
Caribbean food, yeah, rotating specials, oxtail, fried fish.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
And what did you get out of that?
Speaker 13 (33:05):
Well, it was just a rough time in the city
for opening restaurants. Yeah. And was it like a couple
of years ago or oh no, this is we opened
twenty twenty three. You're open about a year before we
shut it down? Yeah, close in December.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Okay, yeah, all right. Well this is the kind of
omelet I dream of making. Because the eggs almost just
melt in your mouth. They disappeared. They're soft. The cheese
is the perfect amount. It's the perfect meltiness. Oh yeah.
The onions are soft and they're sweated, but they're not
like caramelized too much. Everything melts in your mouth. It's fluffy.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
Oh that looks so good, hot.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
And steamy and melty, and it's absolutely delicious. A lot
of hefread mouthfield mouthfeeld is silky, it smells amazing. A. Yeah,
you guys, we have an omelet station.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
We've been talking about this for ever.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Man the flavor of yeh one hundred percent perfect.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Well, Chef Solomon, he's gonna be here for a while
cooking up some omelets and stuff. And yeah, we're gonna
continue with some more Woody Show coming up for you
next Happy Friday. Don't go anywhere. The Woody Show will
be right back
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