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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I know, sleep sleep Wow, redline is this is the
Woody Sure, welcome back and babe eight four to three,
Hey Woodie Show, have a great time in the cruise
next week. Can't wait to hear all about it me
love ah babe boy. Yeah, it's gonna be fun man
(00:22):
Disney Cruise next week. We're gonna be doing the show
from the Disney Wonder next week telling you all the
different cool things about not just the boat, but all
the different excursions and things you can do. And while
we're doing all that, you're still even all next week
and to have an opportunity to whin your very owned
seven night Disney Alaska Cruz. The keyword today is wonder
(00:42):
w O N D e R. So anytime between now
and midnight, just go to the Woodieshow dot com enter
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she was the winner yesterday. Claudia A she got a
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like Claudia entering the keyword wonder right now on our website.
(01:04):
Just go to the Woodieshow dot com. It is Friday morning,
leading into a long three day holiday weekend. Yeah, Auntia,
time for today's dumbass contests, which is.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
The du cue.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Hell yeah it is ye Seve, ask if you playing
the game to everybody.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Please, It's a game where I go find someone nice
and drunk and ask them, oh gosh, the easiest questions
in the world. So you play the game not by
answering the questions yourself. Any idiot knows those answers. You say, well,
oh gosh.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Is this person so drunk that they will know the answer?
And if you can guess correctly whether they know two
times out of three, you win. All right. Eight seven
seven forty four Woody is the phone number. That's eight
seven seven forty four Woody. Letna say hi to Katie. Hey,
good morning, Katie, Katie, good morning. It's like, hey girl,
A right, you're gonna play the do you iq you
and the Happy Friday to you? And who is this person?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Seabtt This is Amanda. She is out with her family,
so don't be surprised if they chime in throughout this.
But she's gonna tell us about that and about her
history getting drunk when she has little ones around.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Okay, so Katie, we're gonna use this clip just to
get a better idea, just how with or not with it?
Amanda is here, she is What have you guys been
drinking tonight?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Long Island? I sees, now.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
That's a lot of liquor. That's too much.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Shots six shots, six shots of a.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Liquor with a spit of lemon juice and a spit
of coke.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Your daughter's here, right, yeah, she's right there, twenty one.
So what are you and your husband gonna do tonight
after they got a bed?
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Nothing, because they're all in our room.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
When they were little kids, maybe you guys did something else.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
We always did until they got smart enough we had
to stop.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Yeah, you know we went to at least what like
nine ten? Oh good, yeah, wow party family.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I will say I only ever told this story, but
we were in Rome, it'll Italy, and I think I
was thirteen and I was woken up by smooching sounds.
Smooch o. I stay under those bit covers and just
close my eyes, and you're masturbated first though, right, I
knocked one out in the refractory period. Later masturbated first.
Speaker 7 (03:12):
God forbid your mom go five seconds without.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, tell your mom to put the d dow it's
a romantic city. So, Katie, are you ready for question
number one? Here on the d U y Q. All right,
here we go.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Who's someone who's won a Pulitzer Prize?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Triple note, quadruple. I don't know they could.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
They could luck into it because you know they'll use.
What they'll do is they'll know everything about it. They'll say,
I don't know specifics, but I can make a good
educated guess.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Right, guys, maybe a super easy question. No, it's not
a super easy question. I don't want to say too
much because I don't want to help say this. It
is not This is not a hint. But there are
way more categories than you suspect. Oh yeah, so definitely
take a stot. I'll tell you what my frame after
we get through this. I'll tell you about my frame
of reference on the Pulitzer Prizes.
Speaker 7 (03:59):
So I mean you could look into it. I'm sticking
with triple.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
No, yeah, triple no.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
There's one that I assume everyone would say.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Okay, Gina, you're still going triple now? No, triple no,
triple now, menace and Sammy, do you think that Amanda
will get this one? No? No? All right, Katie, what
do you think no, all right, question number one for
the duy Q, who's someone who's won a Pulitzer Prize?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Menace, Steven Spielberg, Okay, I look that up, all right,
Sammy Albert Einstein, those both.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Could be right. I have no idea. Here's my frame
of reference on Pilitzer Prize. The only thing I think
is here. As I hear Pelitzer Prize, I think of
Superman when Lois Lane was on the bottom of the
elevator the Eiffel Tower and she was like trying to
get the scoop on the because there was like a
bomb at the Eiffel Tower, and she's like she's trying
to keep herself focused, not focused on how high up
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she is. She goes Pulletzer Prize and she's like thinking,
like how she's going to win this Pulitzer Prize for
this big But what does she do?
Speaker 5 (05:07):
She's she's a journalist, but you always here like, oh,
pulas surprise, winning author, journalist, all kinds of commentary, criticism, recording,
specialized reporting, photography, audio reporting.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
We could win that. I'm sure, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
But to Medic's question, MENACE's answer, which was not a
great answer, Actually, Steven Spielberg, no Pulitzer all. However, he
directed The Color Purple, or some of those episodes at least,
which was based on a Pulitier Prize winning book.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Exactly a couple of examples of people want to plaza something.
We got Angelau.
Speaker 8 (05:43):
That's what I was because I was gonna say her,
but I had already written down.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
But as you say, super easy questions that everybody knows,
no problem, Sony Angelou did not Alice Walker for the
Color Purple. As you're looking it up over there, you
should just be able to rattle them off off the
top of your head. On the top of my head,
answer would be hemingway, just see, I'll check that. I
mean you check it though, because you don't know it's
because it's too easy. It can't be that. Yeah, yes,
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he did win it in nineteen fifty.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I would think, like Ted Copple, I'm sure Ted Copple
is a good answer.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
What about Connie Chung Tupac Shakur.
Speaker 8 (06:20):
If Maya Angelo didn't win one, then I'm out, because
that's why I seem to everyone he has.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Not He is not wont to a loser. And so
Katie said, no, that our drunk friend and man it
would not get this. And see if she's on the
board with her first born here on the d U
y Q, who's someone who's won a Pulitzer Prize Hewlitzer?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
So no, that's not books.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Culitzer are Pulitzers books like Oral Robert. No not or Roberts.
Oh my god, Laurel Wells or Lurl Oral Wells or.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Orson Wells would have been a good answer. Yeah close,
Oral Wells. So no Oral Robert or because Oral Wells.
You know, but even though we does, Orson Wells did
win one, right, but that's all she said.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Yeah, but that's what she meant.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
That doesn't care. Hey, good good news, Katie. That means
you get a point. Congratulations got one point here for
the d u y Q. Question number two, how many
two hosts on Shark Tank. Yes for Menace. I say
this is a menace Wheelhouse question should be yes for Menace,
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no for Sammy, No for Amanda.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Yeah, I'm piggybacking that. No for Amanda, yes for Menace,
no for Samy.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I think they'll both get at least one.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Yeah, I think Samuel'll get at least one.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Uh yeah, all right, So yes, for Menace. No for Sammy,
No for Amanda. You agree, Gina? What do you think, Greg?
Speaker 7 (07:46):
Yeah, I think Menace will get that Sammy, No, no,
not case.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I'll even allow guest hosts. There have been some kind
of one and two offs in there.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Okay, okay, so maybe Menace. No, all right? That is
do you think that a man is going to get it? No?
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Way?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
All right, Sammy?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
No, Katie, what's your guess? All right? Question number two
for the d uy Q. How many two hosts on
Shark Tank Sammy.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Mark Cuban and mister Wonderful?
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Right, So I wrote down mister wonderful, But I was like,
does that count because it's not his real name, Kevin O'Leary,
that's what he goes.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
He goes by mister wonderful. Yes, that absolutely, that's it.
That's like saying you can't say menace because it's not
his actual name. I mean he goes by mister wonderful.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
All right.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
So I initially wrote down Mark Cuban and mister Wonderful,
but since you said guest host, I put down Todd Graves,
founder of Racing Kanes.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
He was a guest Shark. Yeah, I haven't seen that episode,
Charles Barkley, Jeff Foxworthy, Geth Paltrow. Geth Paltrow is on
the Frankel Mena. I like Robert Herd. How you say
his name? All right, well, Katie, if she does not
get this one, you will be the winner here on
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the d u y Q. Question number two, how many
two hosts on Shark Tank? Mark Tuban is on there.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
There's an amazing strong independent business ass women on there
that I've seen, but I don't know their names, and
I'm ashamed of it.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
So it's fine, all right, and apologies and a shout
to Mark Tuban. Yeah, but the congratulations to Katie here
the winner. You're a d winner here on this round
of the d U y Q. Congratulations and thank you
for listening to the Woodie Show. Thank you. You're welcome
South a great three day weekend, and we're gonna put
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you on hold and we're gonna get all of your
info to get you your prize.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Of those business asks women out there, Yeah you don't know, yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
We know you're a woman, so that's what counts. And
this game sounds a lot like MENACE's original game. Would
they guess it?
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Well, they know it but yes, I mean I'll allow
this game to.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
People in there.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I saw a really funny video online the other day
and it was these chicks who were I guess trying
to start a business or whatever in fashion and the
person who was like mentoring them or maybe having to
give them money for their business or they were asking
money for the business. So like, exactly what is your
background in fashion? Wha shows Oh, because you said you've
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designed this, but a quick search online shows you get
this exact pattern in four different places. You designed this
And she's like, well no, but dude, they just got
called they got called out. It was it was so
funny and they're like, you know, it was like under
the whole headline of like big boss bitches, but all
the people that were busting them were also women. Yeah.
(10:51):
It's like damn, like how awkward?
Speaker 7 (10:55):
Awkward?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Question Number three for the du i Q, the most
difficult ski slope is represented by what symbol? Oh?
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Oh okay, okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I did my best. Gina. Well, hmm, I will say
that Amanda will stick with no for Amanda, yes for Sammy,
yes for Sammy, No for menace.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
That's what I got. Yes, Sammy, no, menace, No, Amanda.
Speaker 7 (11:25):
All right, Greig, I'm reversing it. So no to Amanda,
No to Sammy, yes to menace.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Oh all right, menace and Sammy no, they'll know no,
all right. Question number three for the d u i Q.
The most difficult ski slope is represented by what symbol? Menace? Okay, okay, okay,
okay okay. For Hilaria, Sammy, black diamonds, black diamonds.
Speaker 7 (11:50):
Yes, yes, that's not how that was supposed to go.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Black diamond Now let's see if let's see if Amanda's
got it. The most difficult ski slope is represented by
what symbol.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
I would say, like orange, orange is like orange.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Triangle, triangle orange or wet floor? Yes, right, be careful, yes,
men at work. Well that's how you play the d
u y Q. We're gonna take a quick break. We've
got some more woodies show for you. Next, hang on him,
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I think I question on the text. Will there'll be
keywords while you guys are off doing the cruise? Yes, yes,
there will the seven night Disney Alaska Cruz. We have
a whole nother week worth of keywords and daily giveaways,
and so like today, it's Wonder, w O N D
(12:53):
E R that you're entering by going to the woodieshow
dot com. Nothing Saturday or Sunday, Monday, we do have
a keyword. There's a keyword on Monday and we'll have it,
and also we'll have the keywords on our social media
to make sure, like for holiday Monday, yeah, you know,
since the show won't be live that day. But then
we're live Tuesday from the cruise ship. We're getting on
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board Monday, Tuesday morning, Thursday or Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,
all from the Disney Wonder and we will have keywords
each day and then once we get back Tuesday, June third,
we will be calling the grand prize winner.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
So again today's keyword is wonder. And yes, there will
be keywords while we're gone. Yep. So yeah, we have
to do some flying, which Greg's very excited about.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
I'm already sweating and my pits have been soaked.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
FOREK, did Gina bring you some klonipin?
Speaker 8 (13:45):
I was told that that Greg had his own plug.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
You do.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (13:50):
I got some bars. I got zat X bar. I
don't know which one to pick, you know, well.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
Xan X from what I understand lasts longer.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
Okay, then I'll do that.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I like him. Are you still mixing with alcohol though
that sounds of course it makes it work faster. That's
not smart. That's when you, I would think, especially as
you get older, you might want to look into it more.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
You know what doctors always say that you get doctors.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
What are they know? Right?
Speaker 7 (14:16):
Like, oh, we did some minor surgery and remove you know.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
A chemical stand from as a chemical engineer, I mean
like you know, well more of a biologist.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Well, your hurt, you'll stop breathing. I guess the chemical
of the pill. Just make our comic interaction with things,
interact with each other.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
You know what? You can counteract that, Greg by hitting
a vape.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Yeah, yeah, booze vape.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
That's the danger.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
Look, people mix way worse.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Which one is it? X X?
Speaker 4 (14:49):
I say the danger is nudity, but I support.
Speaker 7 (14:53):
Side effects.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
On your seat neighbors, benzodiazepines, opioids, it said, uh, severe sleepiness,
and then again you'll have what happened to Matthew Perry.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
You just stop breathing, but disclose your brain and body functions,
including breathing and heart rate. You have an increased risk
of overdose and worst case scenario respiratory depression, coma or death,
memory blackouts. Greg, you're not memory, that's already a problem,
unpredictable behavior, dependency, withdrawal. Who care that don't die? They said, yeah,
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don't mix the X with alcohol is not just risky,
it can kill you.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
That would be a real.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
You end up killing yourself because you're afraid to fly.
So it's not even the plane.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
It's I've done it before, Matthew Perry thought when he
was when he did a Mountain.
Speaker 7 (15:52):
Of Cake our cruise.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Well, some airline passengers in India they had a rough
flight on when day their plane got hit by bad turbulence,
then hail, and then a bird. They call that the
aviation trifecta. It's very bad for us. Yeah, it is
all good because the pilot landed the plane safely. But
the videos from what was happening inside the plane are
pretty crazy. Like the lights of the cabin they're flashing
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like it's a rave. People are freaking out, except for Greg.
I have a I have a little piple what that
sounds like.
Speaker 7 (16:31):
Look at Greg, I'm so glad we're doing this.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Yeah, this is great. The plane's nose got wrecked. Like
we're talking like a gaping hole in the front of
the plane.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
Photos look at that.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
In fact, I think your is right about Yeah, I
think the pilot you have a nice big view. Oh god,
I mean it'll be fine. You'll be on Klonipan X.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Do you need me to hold your hand?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
They're like, well, this guy technically didn't die in the crash. Yeah,
he was dead before crash.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
He was happy.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, can we talk about
puppies or something? Send us a text over to two
to nine eight seven. This is and we are into
another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
On a Friday morning. Guess into a long three day
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holiday weekend. I'm what he gots. Greg Gory, Hi, Happy Friday, Menace.
There's Gina grad Good morning, Sea Bask, Good morning to you. Yeah,
happy Friday. There's uh Sammy. We got Morgan taking your calls.
Eight seven seven forty four. Woodie. You can text us
over to two two nine eight seven. Coming up for
you this hour. My five hundred dollars prize. Menace had
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the e bike. Greg had the fancy vacuum mop thing
like the Tech vacuum mop thing that robo that rich
On Tech suggested he's gadget of the week. And then
Gina had the Traeger tailgator grille. And I've got something
else that I think most people would enjoy find some
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use for, all right, and a game to go along
with it. And I'll be completely honest with you. I
was laying in bed last night ready to pass out,
and I we go, damn it. I forgot to figure
out number one the prize, and then what the game's
going to be. So I came up with the game
very last second as I'm laying in bed last night.
Speaker 7 (18:26):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I think you'll like it. Though we've read something we've
talked about before, okay, and some of the things that
come up, it's you'll see you'll see this, all right.
Eight seven seven forty four Woodie Friday check ins over
to two two nine eight seven. We start the hour
with your redneck news. So what do you show? You
own more camouflage shirts? The coward words.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
We don't hear about your ass old radnick news for sure,
And today's redneck news is from Arizona, where the police
responded to reports about a small child that was running
around the parking lot all alone.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
At about eleven o'clock at night. They arrived on the scene.
They asked the little girl, Hey, little girl, where's your mommy?
She didn't know, but she did lead them to a
car where there were three more kids, two strapped into
the car seats. The oldest was four, the youngest was
an infant. The cops they searched all the nearby businesses
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looking for the parents. They did that for about an hour,
couldn't find anybody. Eventually, these two broads they returned to
the car, later identified as thirty four year old Renee
Barlow and thirty one year old Stevie Manali. They initially
claimed that they had just gone to the bathroom, but
the police were like, yo, we've been here for at
least an hour. People were playing in two hours ago
(19:46):
about this. Then they're like, all right, well, we did
stop at a cookie shop. It gets eleven o'clock at night, right, Okay.
Cops were like, uh huh, uh huh, And they said, oh,
and also at a bar to get a couple of drugs.
So they were both arrested. Look cookie the children were
taken to I think that was just a line mass.
You don't go out for cookies at eleven hold On.
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The children were taken to the hospital for a wellness
check and then turned over to the Department of Children
and Family Services. Renee and Stevie both charged with child
abuse and drug possession on acount of the big bag
of weed that they left in the car with the
kids while they were off drinking. It's super cool, no cookies.
That's from Arizona. That is Renee Barlow and Stevie Binali
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who left their kids in a car with a big
bag of weed for hours while they went into a bar.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
We have four kids, yeah, between four and an infantine.
Good where's it gonna go? Sounds like they were pretty fine, actually,
and that is today's raid. Nick circle back here.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Yes, the cookie shops on open eleven as if there's
nothing place cookies.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Yeah, of course you're not available. You can go into
any yeah seven eleven and get a pack of chips.
But you wouldn't you you wouldn't identify that as the
cookie shop. Yeah, I was thinking Crumble or something.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Yeah, what about Insomniac cookies. He's in the name.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
You didn't say you're going out to get cookies. He said, no,
you were going to the cookie shop, which, yeah, exactly,
not a shop that buying cookies, lying horse, Ye, my
terrible mothers. We're gonna take a break and then we're
gonna come back, and then I've got my game that
includes a five hundred dollars prize. Where can I buy cookies?
Let's get uh, let's get two contestants lined up, Morgan,
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two contestants, eight seven seven forty four. What he is
the number that's eight seven seven forty four? What you
give me two contestants and you have a chance to
win a prize. Let me tell you what the prize
is right now? All right, I wrote down information about it.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
Okay, well we got to hear about all.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
It's not just a laptop, guys. Oh, I'm an HP guy.
I like I've had this HP laptop. It has done
me right for years. It's super reliable, it's been great.
It's nice and thin and whatever. But this is an
HP fifteen point five inch touchscreen laptop loaded with not
just the Intel six core processors, so it's really fast.
(22:09):
It's got a one terabyte hard drive, sixteen giga ram
copilot AI. Oh and it comes with a lifetime subscription
to Microsoft Office twenty twenty four stall. That's Word Excel,
power Point Outlook. No subscriptions, no trials, no oops, your
license expired drama. So power performance and productivity in your
(22:34):
HP fifteen point six touch screen laptop can be yours.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
Yeah, we can wait.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Good prizes. It's on Amazon for like four hundred's through HPE.
It's four hundred and eighty dollars. I'm like, what a deal.
This is a good, great deal. Okay, So the prize
up for grabs is a HP fifteen point six inch
touchscreen laptop from h This is not like some jokers
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selling this on his own from eBay or something. Huh,
this is our joker. It's got a Intel six core processor,
it's got a one terabyte hard drive sixteen gigs, a
ram Co Pilot AI, and it comes with Microsoft Office
pre installed in a lifetime subscription. So that means Word Excel,
(23:22):
Power Point Outlook, no subscriptions, no trials, no oh my god,
my life's six far drama. You just get all the power,
performance and productivity. I like the HPS a lot.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
This is gonna be great.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I like those a lot. I've had a lot of
good luck with those over the years, so you have
a chance to win my I couldn't believe the price.
Four hundred and eighty six bucks. I mean TV's and computers, man,
basically the great deals right now, saying basically just kind
of giving them giving them away, right all right? So
I have a game here and we've got to contest
at eight seven seven forty four Woodie, let's say hi
(23:54):
to Brad. Hey, Brad, Hey, what's up Brad? How are
you buddy?
Speaker 7 (24:00):
Doing great? How are you guys doing?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
We're doing fantastic. So you're gonna play this game and
again last night I was just about to pass out,
and I was like, oh my god, I knew I
was forgetting Hey. You know when you know you're forgetting something, yep,
So I knew I was forgetting something like, damn it,
tomorrow's my game. I don't have a prize. I don't
have a game. So I quickly was like, what can
I come up with? And so under the under under
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the circumstances, I think the prize is really good, and
then I think the game could be a lot of
fun here. So I pulled real Google autocomplete suggestions. You've
seen that before we go. You go to Google and
you start typing in like why does my penis? And
then it'll give you the suggested things that other people
have been looking up have Google. It's based on an
(24:43):
algorithm based on what everybody else who types those same
first few words in there. So what I'm gonna do is,
I'm going to read you the first five things that
pop up under these different prompts. Four of them are
legit in the top five of things that people are
actually searching for. One is complete he made up that
I just threw in there. And the game is to
identify which one that is now for you, Brad, and
(25:07):
I'm trying to cut down on the cheating. So what
I'm doing, Brad, you get to choose somebody here, either Gina,
Greg Menace or Sammy. I have no idea where the
hell s Hea Best went. But you pick one of
those people and then they're gonna have to be the
ones to try to guess smart which one is the fake.
I'm gonna give you five different five different Google searches
(25:30):
like autocomplete suggestions. They just have to correctly guess two
out of the five, of which one's the fake. Okay, okay,
all right, all right, so which one? Which person on
the show would you like to go with? And by
the way, is in the room again? He just walked
back in high Sea bess out here? Okay? Are you
gonna go with Greg? All right? Greg?
Speaker 7 (25:50):
Okay? And there's how many fake ones? Now?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I'm gonna give you the prompt. I'm gonna read you
the first five that come up, and one of them
is not real. One of those five is one I
just made up. The other ones are legit in the
top five of what Google says people are looking for. Okay,
So the prompt is is it normal to bleed after?
(26:13):
Is it normal to bleed after? And the five are sex,
eating spicy food, taking plan after, taking Plan B, after
you poop during ovulation? One of those is a fake.
Is it normal to bleed after sex, eating spicy food,
after taking Plan B after you poop, or during ovulation?
(26:38):
Which one is the fake?
Speaker 7 (26:39):
I think sex is real. I think people would google
that eating spicy food? Is it normal to bleed eating
spicy food?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (26:52):
Okay, Plan B that sounds megareal? After you poop? Oh
my god. People are definitely googling that when they have
poop in their stool during ovulation. That seems redundant to
me because that I don't know.
Speaker 8 (27:04):
Okay, it's like making a graph on a pet to
tell you Greg's really working this out.
Speaker 7 (27:08):
It's either eating or during ovulation. My mom.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Want, why don't they have seeing a butterfly on there?
Speaker 7 (27:17):
Right? We got five anytime? Okay, I'm gonna say, uh,
during ovulation is fake.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
During ovulation is real. It's the eating spicy food.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
That all food, all right?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Next one? Do fat people that's the problem? Do fat people?
Top five have more blood float, burn easier in the sun,
burn more calories, fart more? Four out of the five
(27:52):
are the top? Are the top ones? Smell like fried
chicken in there? Do fat people have more blood flow,
burn easier in the sun, burn more calories, fart more?
Which one is the fake one? Burn more in the sun,
burn easier in the sun. That one is indeed the
(28:16):
made up one. Alright, alright, so you need one more
for Brad to be the winner of the laptop series.
Can you get pregnant from?
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Can you get pregnant from? Pre ejaculate period sex? Dry sperm,
not peeing after sex, sperm in saliva, one of those
people aren't really googling. I mean, maybe they are, but
(28:50):
it wasn't in the top five, right, So, can you
get pregnant from pre ejaculate period, sex, dry sperm, not
peeing after sex? Sperm and saliva?
Speaker 7 (29:03):
I'm torn between two again, the saliva one and the
dry sperm. I've never heard the term dry sperm, so
that's what I'm going with.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Dry sperm. That is not the fake one. The fake
one is not peeing after sex because you would maybe
you want to avoid the U T I.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
Right, exactly, and that would be then And don't you.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Keep your powered sperm in the cupboard? Yeah, I'm assuming
like maybe because it dried on you and then like something.
I don't, Yeah, don't anyway, man, all right, that's right,
that's all right. That's why I'm giving you five, Right,
all right, Brad, You're still alive. Got one point? Greg
needs to get you one more point, maybe this next
one here? Why do boomers Why do boomers hoard or
(29:49):
hate tattoos still have an AOL email address? Hate self checkout?
Still pay with checks? Why do boomers hoard hate tattoos
still have an AOL email address? Hate self checkout? Still
(30:12):
pay with checks. Only one of those is not really
in the top five.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
That's the time I could think of three different ones.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
Yeah, my mom, they definitely would ask about checks. Hate
self checkout, still have AOL hate tattoos? Horn. I always
use self checkout every day the store, seven days a week.
I told you that fifty eight times.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
And he does that because he doesn't want to be
recognized by the cashiers. The robot doesn't if I doesn't
want anything to do with his self checkout. But it's
probably just a way to avoid the actual employees that
don't recognize it.
Speaker 7 (30:45):
He's there.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
I see all the embarrassing things exactly. Also the toilet paper,
how embarrassing.
Speaker 7 (30:50):
I'm gonna say, uh.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Hoard hoard the made up one I do. Boomers still
have an AOL email address.
Speaker 7 (31:05):
You know you can celebrate, but you should be commiserating
with me, all right, Brad, got one more chance, Brad,
one more chance for the HP laptop here?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Can you get fired for? Can you get fired for
no reason? For being late and lying about it, for
talking about politics at work, for arguing with your boss,
for starting a union? So when you type in the
(31:39):
Google can you get fired for the first five auto
guesses of what the Google is telling you that people
are also when they type those words in what they're
looking for. Only one of the things I just mentioned
is not in the top of the top five.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
Do you get fired for no reason being late and
lying about it?
Speaker 1 (31:57):
For talking about politics at work? Arguing with your boss,
for starting a union? How about for peeing all over
the wall right the people around here?
Speaker 7 (32:08):
It's true, just because it's so in I'm gonna say
that the fake one I think is talking politics. That's
what I said to the fake one is for being
late and lying about.
Speaker 6 (32:24):
Damn it, break, I would have won you that laptop.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
All right, Well cool, rab it in, Brad. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry to work out for you, but thank you
for listening to the show. Have yourself a great weekend.
Speaker 7 (32:37):
Okay, try to.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Dejection. My god, I.
Speaker 6 (32:43):
Think you did all right.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Well, you know what, someone has to win the laptop.
We can do another round. All right, Let's take the
break and then we'll come back with round number two.
Do you guys like the game? Yeah, that's interesting. Okay,
So I have I have five I have five more,
I have five more, and then Greg, you're off the
table good. So you know what, I don't even need
anybody else to call it because we hadn't already had
somebody Sean, Sean, all right, Sean, do me a favorite.
(33:11):
Hang on, you're gonna be our contestant. You'll have a
chance to win the laptop. Now. Greg doesn't get the
guests again. He already ruined somebody's day. So your choice.
Your choices are Gina Gina. Okay, she's over there, all confident.
Speaker 6 (33:26):
Alight, won the last round.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
I got that one right, all right, all right, so Sean,
hang on, you're gonna to play next. Gina will be
playing for you, trying to win the HP laptop next.
Speaker 6 (33:52):
You were here now now.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Hey, I can't uh, I can't keep up with all
the people that are texting over to the link to
the laptop deal. So what I did? I just posted
it on our Instagram story at the WOODI Show. And
there's a link that'll take you right to the Amazon
listing for it. Like pople Yeah, I figured, oh, okay,
well if you want to know what it is, you know,
because people were asking, oh, just text over laptop link.
Speaker 5 (34:20):
Holy crap, you should have did a referral link. You
could have made some money. Really yeah, damn menace.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
You ask me how much do you get for this
something like that?
Speaker 4 (34:28):
It depends what the redshair is.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Anyway, the link to the deal, it's look, it's a
really cool prize. It's an HP fifteen point six touchscreen
laptop bloated with the Intel six core processor, the one
terabyte hard drive, the sixteen giga RAM, the Codepilot AI
and it comes to the lifetime subscription to Microsoft Office.
So it's Word and Excel and PowerPoint Outlook, no subscription,
(34:52):
no trial, no license expiring drama. You get all that
and it's like four hundred and eighty some bucks. I think, yea.
So just just go to our Instagram story. I just
posted a link and I'll take you right to that.
And it's an HP sales site on Amazon. It's not
like a third party thing. It's directly from HP. All right,
we have Sean, let me get Shawn back on the
(35:14):
phone my game five hundred dollars prize. Earlier this week
minutes with the e bike and Greg with that robot
vacuum slash mop thing that rich on Tech suggested the
Traeger grill Gina had that seabats had that pack of meat,
the Family Feast, the Family Feast Bundle, and today for
my prize, it's the HP laptop.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
All right, Sean?
Speaker 1 (35:35):
You ready? Yes? Okay, So again, the way this game
works is I've got the Google Autocomplete suggestions, so it's
whatever the prompt was, and if anybody's ever got on
Google and just had just have fun with it, you
could type in anything that you want. I'll the one
from that last round is can you get pregnant from?
(35:55):
And all the things start coming up based on the algorithm,
based on other things that people who have typed in
those same words, we'll end up searching for. It'll auto
fill it, trying to help you out, like get to
what you're trying to find faster. And so I'm going
to read you the first five things that come up
after that prompt. Of those five that I read you,
only one is not actually in the top five. It's
just something that I made up. And the person here
(36:17):
in the studio, which Gina has been selected from Sean,
are you sticking with Gina? Yeah, I would have.
Speaker 6 (36:25):
Won the last one, so hopefully I'm lucky for you.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Her husband's not the only one who's cocky around here?
Speaker 6 (36:33):
I feel good about this one.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Yeah, I feel good about it all right. So she's
gonna have to tell us which one is the fake
one that I made up?
Speaker 6 (36:39):
And how many do I need.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
The same deal? You need to get out of the
five I'll give you, you need to get two points. You
got to correctly identify the two fake ones out of five. Okay,
are you ready?
Speaker 6 (36:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Okay, here we go. The prompt, is is it racist
two do an accent to call someone black, to say oriental,
to bring watermelon to an office potluck, to not date
(37:12):
outside of your own race? One of those is the
fake one? Is it racist to do an accent to
call someone black, to say oriental, to bring watermelon to
an office potluck, to not date outside of your own race?
Which one is the fake one?
Speaker 6 (37:32):
Gina, I'm eliminating.
Speaker 8 (37:36):
Accent and oriental, jeez, which leaves me with I just
wrote down keywords so I can't reveeat it back to you.
But I just wrote down black.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
I can bring watermelon to an office pot luck or
not date outside of your own race? Is it racist?
To which one's the fake one?
Speaker 6 (37:53):
Those are the ones I'm debating between. I'm going to
go with is it racist to.
Speaker 8 (38:01):
That watermelon one is just really stands out as odd.
My first thought was to call someone black because that
seems okay.
Speaker 6 (38:09):
We got all day, okay, because I'll need it. I'm
gonna say the watermelon one.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
The watermelon one. The fake prompt is to bring watermelon
to an office Poplin. Right. Yeah, so Sean got one,
you're on the board. Next one. Oh, he got the
first one right in his round. That's what I'm saying.
The first one goes to Sean's second one is, let's go, oh,
(38:36):
you like cats?
Speaker 6 (38:37):
I love cats.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Why does my cat, okay, lick me, sleep on me,
stare at me, present its butthole keep throwing up? Why
does my cat lick me, sleep on me, stare at me,
(39:03):
present his butthole keep throwing up.
Speaker 8 (39:08):
I think people know why their cat sleeps on them,
So I don't know that they're googling that and present
its butthole.
Speaker 6 (39:14):
That seems more of a It definitely seems like a woody.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
I mean, all these things are all these things are
cat things. Yeah. True, that's why the game is difficult,
and the game is hard. That's the point. Yeah, none
of them were drive my car toward, which.
Speaker 6 (39:30):
Is why I'm doing I will lick me. This is
a tough one because they do do all these things.
Speaker 8 (39:41):
Let's go with I don't know if this is supposed
to be a red herring, but present its butthole?
Speaker 1 (39:48):
All right, good answer?
Speaker 7 (39:50):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
The fake prompt is why does my cat present his body?
I congratulate, Sean. Sean, they do that like as if
we're interested to see they put the tail straight up.
Look at my boy.
Speaker 8 (40:09):
You know there's little things you can hang off your
cat's tail so.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
It covers the All right, you want to do one
more for fun? Sean? You got the you got the laptop.
Congratulations and hang on, we'll get your info.
Speaker 6 (40:19):
Okay, Sean, You're welcome, buddy.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
No only two two points out of five. Open your dumbs. Yeah,
all right? What do you want? Do you want? Can
you get drunk off? Why does my stomach or why
do I hate my I think?
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Why does my stomach?
Speaker 1 (40:36):
All right, that's the one.
Speaker 7 (40:36):
You want to go.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Why does my stomach hurt after I eat? Make noises?
Act up only when I'm in public with no bathroom
in sight, burn or growl? Just a fake one guesses
around the room, bathroomside, no bathroom in SIGHTE. Yeah, it's
(41:01):
too wordy. Why does my stomach it's very specific act
up only when I'm in public with no bathroom inside.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Well.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Yeah, congratulations, that's a good round.
Speaker 6 (41:15):
Yeah that was fine.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
I think you guys really got the groove going. Do
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Just go to the Woodieshow dot com. It is Friday morning,
leading into a long three day holiday weekend. Yeah, Auntia,
time for today's dumbass contests, which is.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
The du cue.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Hell yeah it is ye Seve, ask if you playing
the game to everybody.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Please, It's a game where I go find someone nice
and drunk and ask them, oh gosh, the easiest questions
in the world. So you play the game not by
answering the questions yourself. Any idiot knows those answers. You say, well,
oh gosh.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Is this person so drunk that they will know the answer?
And if you can guess correctly whether they know two
times out of three, you win. All right. Eight seven
seven forty four Woody is the phone number. That's eight
seven seven forty four Woody. Letna say hi to Katie. Hey,
good morning, Katie, Katie, good morning. It's like, hey girl,
A right, you're gonna play the do you iq you
and the Happy Friday to you? And who is this person?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Seabtt This is Amanda. She is out with her family,
so don't be surprised if they chime in throughout this.
But she's gonna tell us about that and about her
history getting drunk when she has little ones around.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Okay, so Katie, we're gonna use this clip just to
get a better idea, just how with or not with it?
Amanda is here, she is What have you guys been
drinking tonight?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Long Island? I sees, now.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
That's a lot of liquor. That's too much.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Shots six shots, six shots of a.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Liquor with a spit of lemon juice and a spit
of coke.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Your daughter's here, right, yeah, she's right there, twenty one.
So what are you and your husband gonna do tonight
after they got a bed?
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Nothing, because they're all in our room.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
When they were little kids, maybe you guys did something else.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
We always did until they got smart enough we had
to stop.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Yeah, you know we went to at least what like
nine ten? Oh good, yeah, wow party family.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I will say I only ever told this story, but
we were in Rome, it'll Italy, and I think I
was thirteen and I was woken up by smooching sounds.
Smooch o. I stay under those bit covers and just
close my eyes, and you're masturbated first though, right, I
knocked one out in the refractory period. Later masturbated first.
Speaker 7 (03:12):
God forbid your mom go five seconds without.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, tell your mom to put the d dow it's
a romantic city. So, Katie, are you ready for question
number one? Here on the d U y Q. All right,
here we go.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Who's someone who's won a Pulitzer Prize?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Triple note, quadruple. I don't know they could.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
They could luck into it because you know they'll use.
What they'll do is they'll know everything about it. They'll say,
I don't know specifics, but I can make a good
educated guess.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Right, guys, maybe a super easy question. No, it's not
a super easy question. I don't want to say too
much because I don't want to help say this. It
is not This is not a hint. But there are
way more categories than you suspect. Oh yeah, so definitely
take a stot. I'll tell you what my frame after
we get through this. I'll tell you about my frame
of reference on the Pulitzer Prizes.
Speaker 7 (03:59):
So I mean you could look into it. I'm sticking
with triple.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
No, yeah, triple no.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
There's one that I assume everyone would say.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Okay, Gina, you're still going triple now? No, triple no,
triple now, menace and Sammy, do you think that Amanda
will get this one? No? No? All right, Katie, what
do you think no, all right, question number one for
the duy Q, who's someone who's won a Pulitzer Prize?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Menace, Steven Spielberg, Okay, I look that up, all right,
Sammy Albert Einstein, those both.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Could be right. I have no idea. Here's my frame
of reference on Pilitzer Prize. The only thing I think
is here. As I hear Pelitzer Prize, I think of
Superman when Lois Lane was on the bottom of the
elevator the Eiffel Tower and she was like trying to
get the scoop on the because there was like a
bomb at the Eiffel Tower, and she's like she's trying
to keep herself focused, not focused on how high up
(04:58):
she is. She goes Pulletzer Prize and she's like thinking,
like how she's going to win this Pulitzer Prize for
this big But what does she do?
Speaker 5 (05:07):
She's she's a journalist, but you always here like, oh,
pulas surprise, winning author, journalist, all kinds of commentary, criticism, recording,
specialized reporting, photography, audio reporting.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
We could win that. I'm sure, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
But to Medic's question, MENACE's answer, which was not a
great answer, Actually, Steven Spielberg, no Pulitzer all. However, he
directed The Color Purple, or some of those episodes at least,
which was based on a Pulitier Prize winning book.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Exactly a couple of examples of people want to plaza something.
We got Angelau.
Speaker 8 (05:43):
That's what I was because I was gonna say her,
but I had already written down.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
But as you say, super easy questions that everybody knows,
no problem, Sony Angelou did not Alice Walker for the
Color Purple. As you're looking it up over there, you
should just be able to rattle them off off the
top of your head. On the top of my head,
answer would be hemingway, just see, I'll check that. I
mean you check it though, because you don't know it's
because it's too easy. It can't be that. Yeah, yes,
(06:09):
he did win it in nineteen fifty.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I would think, like Ted Copple, I'm sure Ted Copple
is a good answer.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
What about Connie Chung Tupac Shakur.
Speaker 8 (06:20):
If Maya Angelo didn't win one, then I'm out, because
that's why I seem to everyone he has.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Not He is not wont to a loser. And so
Katie said, no, that our drunk friend and man it
would not get this. And see if she's on the
board with her first born here on the d U
y Q, who's someone who's won a Pulitzer Prize Hewlitzer?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
So no, that's not books.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Culitzer are Pulitzers books like Oral Robert. No not or Roberts.
Oh my god, Laurel Wells or Lurl Oral Wells or.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Orson Wells would have been a good answer. Yeah close,
Oral Wells. So no Oral Robert or because Oral Wells.
You know, but even though we does, Orson Wells did
win one, right, but that's all she said.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Yeah, but that's what she meant.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
That doesn't care. Hey, good good news, Katie. That means
you get a point. Congratulations got one point here for
the d u y Q. Question number two, how many
two hosts on Shark Tank. Yes for Menace. I say
this is a menace Wheelhouse question should be yes for Menace,
(07:26):
no for Sammy, No for Amanda.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Yeah, I'm piggybacking that. No for Amanda, yes for Menace,
no for Samy.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I think they'll both get at least one.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Yeah, I think Samuel'll get at least one.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Uh yeah, all right, So yes, for Menace. No for Sammy,
No for Amanda. You agree, Gina? What do you think, Greg?
Speaker 7 (07:46):
Yeah, I think Menace will get that Sammy, No, no,
not case.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I'll even allow guest hosts. There have been some kind
of one and two offs in there.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Okay, okay, so maybe Menace. No, all right? That is
do you think that a man is going to get it? No?
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Way?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
All right, Sammy?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
No, Katie, what's your guess? All right? Question number two
for the d uy Q. How many two hosts on
Shark Tank Sammy.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Mark Cuban and mister Wonderful?
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Right, So I wrote down mister wonderful, But I was like,
does that count because it's not his real name, Kevin O'Leary,
that's what he goes.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
He goes by mister wonderful. Yes, that absolutely, that's it.
That's like saying you can't say menace because it's not
his actual name. I mean he goes by mister wonderful.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
All right.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
So I initially wrote down Mark Cuban and mister Wonderful,
but since you said guest host, I put down Todd Graves,
founder of Racing Kanes.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
He was a guest Shark. Yeah, I haven't seen that episode,
Charles Barkley, Jeff Foxworthy, Geth Paltrow. Geth Paltrow is on
the Frankel Mena. I like Robert Herd. How you say
his name? All right, well, Katie, if she does not
get this one, you will be the winner here on
(09:06):
the d u y Q. Question number two, how many
two hosts on Shark Tank? Mark Tuban is on there.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
There's an amazing strong independent business ass women on there
that I've seen, but I don't know their names, and
I'm ashamed of it.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
So it's fine, all right, and apologies and a shout
to Mark Tuban. Yeah, but the congratulations to Katie here
the winner. You're a d winner here on this round
of the d U y Q. Congratulations and thank you
for listening to the Woodie Show. Thank you. You're welcome
South a great three day weekend, and we're gonna put
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you on hold and we're gonna get all of your
info to get you your prize.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Of those business asks women out there, Yeah you don't know, yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
We know you're a woman, so that's what counts. And
this game sounds a lot like MENACE's original game. Would
they guess it?
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Well, they know it but yes, I mean I'll allow
this game to.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
People in there.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I saw a really funny video online the other day
and it was these chicks who were I guess trying
to start a business or whatever in fashion and the
person who was like mentoring them or maybe having to
give them money for their business or they were asking
money for the business. So like, exactly what is your
background in fashion? Wha shows Oh, because you said you've
(10:28):
designed this, but a quick search online shows you get
this exact pattern in four different places. You designed this
And she's like, well no, but dude, they just got
called they got called out. It was it was so
funny and they're like, you know, it was like under
the whole headline of like big boss bitches, but all
the people that were busting them were also women. Yeah.
(10:51):
It's like damn, like how awkward?
Speaker 7 (10:55):
Awkward?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Question Number three for the du i Q, the most
difficult ski slope is represented by what symbol? Oh?
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Oh okay, okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I did my best. Gina. Well, hmm, I will say
that Amanda will stick with no for Amanda, yes for Sammy,
yes for Sammy, No for menace.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
That's what I got. Yes, Sammy, no, menace, No, Amanda.
Speaker 7 (11:25):
All right, Greig, I'm reversing it. So no to Amanda,
No to Sammy, yes to menace.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Oh all right, menace and Sammy no, they'll know no,
all right. Question number three for the d u i Q.
The most difficult ski slope is represented by what symbol? Menace? Okay, okay, okay,
okay okay. For Hilaria, Sammy, black diamonds, black diamonds.
Speaker 7 (11:50):
Yes, yes, that's not how that was supposed to go.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Black diamond Now let's see if let's see if Amanda's
got it. The most difficult ski slope is represented by
what symbol.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
I would say, like orange, orange is like orange.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Triangle, triangle orange or wet floor? Yes, right, be careful, yes,
men at work. Well that's how you play the d
u y Q. We're gonna take a quick break. We've
got some more woodies show for you. Next, hang on him,
(12:30):
I think I question on the text. Will there'll be
keywords while you guys are off doing the cruise? Yes, yes,
there will the seven night Disney Alaska Cruz. We have
a whole nother week worth of keywords and daily giveaways,
and so like today, it's Wonder, w O N D
(12:53):
E R that you're entering by going to the woodieshow
dot com. Nothing Saturday or Sunday, Monday, we do have
a keyword. There's a keyword on Monday and we'll have it,
and also we'll have the keywords on our social media
to make sure, like for holiday Monday, yeah, you know,
since the show won't be live that day. But then
we're live Tuesday from the cruise ship. We're getting on
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board Monday, Tuesday morning, Thursday or Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,
all from the Disney Wonder and we will have keywords
each day and then once we get back Tuesday, June third,
we will be calling the grand prize winner.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
So again today's keyword is wonder. And yes, there will
be keywords while we're gone. Yep. So yeah, we have
to do some flying, which Greg's very excited about.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
I'm already sweating and my pits have been soaked.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
FOREK, did Gina bring you some klonipin?
Speaker 8 (13:45):
I was told that that Greg had his own plug.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
You do.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (13:50):
I got some bars. I got zat X bar. I
don't know which one to pick, you know, well.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
Xan X from what I understand lasts longer.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
Okay, then I'll do that.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I like him. Are you still mixing with alcohol though
that sounds of course it makes it work faster. That's
not smart. That's when you, I would think, especially as
you get older, you might want to look into it more.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
You know what doctors always say that you get doctors.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
What are they know? Right?
Speaker 7 (14:16):
Like, oh, we did some minor surgery and remove you know.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
A chemical stand from as a chemical engineer, I mean
like you know, well more of a biologist.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Well, your hurt, you'll stop breathing. I guess the chemical
of the pill. Just make our comic interaction with things,
interact with each other.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
You know what? You can counteract that, Greg by hitting
a vape.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Yeah, yeah, booze vape.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
That's the danger.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
Look, people mix way worse.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Which one is it? X X?
Speaker 4 (14:49):
I say the danger is nudity, but I support.
Speaker 7 (14:53):
Side effects.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
On your seat neighbors, benzodiazepines, opioids, it said, uh, severe sleepiness,
and then again you'll have what happened to Matthew Perry.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
You just stop breathing, but disclose your brain and body functions,
including breathing and heart rate. You have an increased risk
of overdose and worst case scenario respiratory depression, coma or death,
memory blackouts. Greg, you're not memory, that's already a problem,
unpredictable behavior, dependency, withdrawal. Who care that don't die? They said, yeah,
(15:29):
don't mix the X with alcohol is not just risky,
it can kill you.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
That would be a real.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
You end up killing yourself because you're afraid to fly.
So it's not even the plane.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
It's I've done it before, Matthew Perry thought when he
was when he did a Mountain.
Speaker 7 (15:52):
Of Cake our cruise.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Well, some airline passengers in India they had a rough
flight on when day their plane got hit by bad turbulence,
then hail, and then a bird. They call that the
aviation trifecta. It's very bad for us. Yeah, it is
all good because the pilot landed the plane safely. But
the videos from what was happening inside the plane are
pretty crazy. Like the lights of the cabin they're flashing
(16:18):
like it's a rave. People are freaking out, except for Greg.
I have a I have a little piple what that
sounds like.
Speaker 7 (16:31):
Look at Greg, I'm so glad we're doing this.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Yeah, this is great. The plane's nose got wrecked. Like
we're talking like a gaping hole in the front of
the plane.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
Photos look at that.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
In fact, I think your is right about Yeah, I
think the pilot you have a nice big view. Oh god,
I mean it'll be fine. You'll be on Klonipan X.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Do you need me to hold your hand?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
They're like, well, this guy technically didn't die in the crash. Yeah,
he was dead before crash.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
He was happy.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, can we talk about
puppies or something? Send us a text over to two
to nine eight seven. This is and we are into
another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
On a Friday morning. Guess into a long three day
(17:27):
holiday weekend. I'm what he gots. Greg Gory, Hi, Happy Friday, Menace.
There's Gina grad Good morning, Sea Bask, Good morning to you. Yeah,
happy Friday. There's uh Sammy. We got Morgan taking your calls.
Eight seven seven forty four. Woodie. You can text us
over to two two nine eight seven. Coming up for
you this hour. My five hundred dollars prize. Menace had
(17:50):
the e bike. Greg had the fancy vacuum mop thing
like the Tech vacuum mop thing that robo that rich
On Tech suggested he's gadget of the week. And then
Gina had the Traeger tailgator grille. And I've got something
else that I think most people would enjoy find some
(18:10):
use for, all right, and a game to go along
with it. And I'll be completely honest with you. I
was laying in bed last night ready to pass out,
and I we go, damn it. I forgot to figure
out number one the prize, and then what the game's
going to be. So I came up with the game
very last second as I'm laying in bed last night.
Speaker 7 (18:26):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I think you'll like it. Though we've read something we've
talked about before, okay, and some of the things that
come up, it's you'll see you'll see this, all right.
Eight seven seven forty four Woodie Friday check ins over
to two two nine eight seven. We start the hour
with your redneck news. So what do you show? You
own more camouflage shirts? The coward words.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
We don't hear about your ass old radnick news for sure,
And today's redneck news is from Arizona, where the police
responded to reports about a small child that was running
around the parking lot all alone.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
At about eleven o'clock at night. They arrived on the scene.
They asked the little girl, Hey, little girl, where's your mommy?
She didn't know, but she did lead them to a
car where there were three more kids, two strapped into
the car seats. The oldest was four, the youngest was
an infant. The cops they searched all the nearby businesses
(19:25):
looking for the parents. They did that for about an hour,
couldn't find anybody. Eventually, these two broads they returned to
the car, later identified as thirty four year old Renee
Barlow and thirty one year old Stevie Manali. They initially
claimed that they had just gone to the bathroom, but
the police were like, yo, we've been here for at
least an hour. People were playing in two hours ago
(19:46):
about this. Then they're like, all right, well, we did
stop at a cookie shop. It gets eleven o'clock at night, right, Okay.
Cops were like, uh huh, uh huh, And they said, oh,
and also at a bar to get a couple of drugs.
So they were both arrested. Look cookie the children were
taken to I think that was just a line mass.
You don't go out for cookies at eleven hold On.
(20:09):
The children were taken to the hospital for a wellness
check and then turned over to the Department of Children
and Family Services. Renee and Stevie both charged with child
abuse and drug possession on acount of the big bag
of weed that they left in the car with the
kids while they were off drinking. It's super cool, no cookies.
That's from Arizona. That is Renee Barlow and Stevie Binali
(20:31):
who left their kids in a car with a big
bag of weed for hours while they went into a bar.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
We have four kids, yeah, between four and an infantine.
Good where's it gonna go? Sounds like they were pretty fine, actually,
and that is today's raid. Nick circle back here.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Yes, the cookie shops on open eleven as if there's
nothing place cookies.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Yeah, of course you're not available. You can go into
any yeah seven eleven and get a pack of chips.
But you wouldn't you you wouldn't identify that as the
cookie shop. Yeah, I was thinking Crumble or something.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Yeah, what about Insomniac cookies. He's in the name.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
You didn't say you're going out to get cookies. He said, no,
you were going to the cookie shop, which, yeah, exactly,
not a shop that buying cookies, lying horse, Ye, my
terrible mothers. We're gonna take a break and then we're
gonna come back, and then I've got my game that
includes a five hundred dollars prize. Where can I buy cookies?
Let's get uh, let's get two contestants lined up, Morgan,
(21:34):
two contestants, eight seven seven forty four. What he is
the number that's eight seven seven forty four? What you
give me two contestants and you have a chance to
win a prize. Let me tell you what the prize
is right now? All right, I wrote down information about it.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
Okay, well we got to hear about all.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
It's not just a laptop, guys. Oh, I'm an HP guy.
I like I've had this HP laptop. It has done
me right for years. It's super reliable, it's been great.
It's nice and thin and whatever. But this is an
HP fifteen point five inch touchscreen laptop loaded with not
just the Intel six core processors, so it's really fast.
(22:09):
It's got a one terabyte hard drive, sixteen giga ram
copilot AI. Oh and it comes with a lifetime subscription
to Microsoft Office twenty twenty four stall. That's Word Excel,
power Point Outlook. No subscriptions, no trials, no oops, your
license expired drama. So power performance and productivity in your
(22:34):
HP fifteen point six touch screen laptop can be yours.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
Yeah, we can wait.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Good prizes. It's on Amazon for like four hundred's through HPE.
It's four hundred and eighty dollars. I'm like, what a deal.
This is a good, great deal. Okay, So the prize
up for grabs is a HP fifteen point six inch
touchscreen laptop from h This is not like some jokers
(23:02):
selling this on his own from eBay or something. Huh,
this is our joker. It's got a Intel six core processor,
it's got a one terabyte hard drive sixteen gigs, a
ram Co Pilot AI, and it comes with Microsoft Office
pre installed in a lifetime subscription. So that means Word Excel,
(23:22):
Power Point Outlook, no subscriptions, no trials, no oh my god,
my life's six far drama. You just get all the power,
performance and productivity. I like the HPS a lot.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
This is gonna be great.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I like those a lot. I've had a lot of
good luck with those over the years, so you have
a chance to win my I couldn't believe the price.
Four hundred and eighty six bucks. I mean TV's and computers, man,
basically the great deals right now, saying basically just kind
of giving them giving them away, right all right? So
I have a game here and we've got to contest
at eight seven seven forty four Woodie, let's say hi
(23:54):
to Brad. Hey, Brad, Hey, what's up Brad? How are
you buddy?
Speaker 7 (24:00):
Doing great? How are you guys doing?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
We're doing fantastic. So you're gonna play this game and
again last night I was just about to pass out,
and I was like, oh my god, I knew I
was forgetting Hey. You know when you know you're forgetting something, yep,
So I knew I was forgetting something like, damn it,
tomorrow's my game. I don't have a prize. I don't
have a game. So I quickly was like, what can
I come up with? And so under the under under
(24:23):
the circumstances, I think the prize is really good, and
then I think the game could be a lot of
fun here. So I pulled real Google autocomplete suggestions. You've
seen that before we go. You go to Google and
you start typing in like why does my penis? And
then it'll give you the suggested things that other people
have been looking up have Google. It's based on an
(24:43):
algorithm based on what everybody else who types those same
first few words in there. So what I'm gonna do is,
I'm going to read you the first five things that
pop up under these different prompts. Four of them are
legit in the top five of things that people are
actually searching for. One is complete he made up that
I just threw in there. And the game is to
identify which one that is now for you, Brad, and
(25:07):
I'm trying to cut down on the cheating. So what
I'm doing, Brad, you get to choose somebody here, either Gina,
Greg Menace or Sammy. I have no idea where the
hell s Hea Best went. But you pick one of
those people and then they're gonna have to be the
ones to try to guess smart which one is the fake.
I'm gonna give you five different five different Google searches
(25:30):
like autocomplete suggestions. They just have to correctly guess two
out of the five, of which one's the fake. Okay, okay,
all right, all right, so which one? Which person on
the show would you like to go with? And by
the way, is in the room again? He just walked
back in high Sea bess out here? Okay? Are you
gonna go with Greg? All right? Greg?
Speaker 7 (25:50):
Okay? And there's how many fake ones? Now?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I'm gonna give you the prompt. I'm gonna read you
the first five that come up, and one of them
is not real. One of those five is one I
just made up. The other ones are legit in the
top five of what Google says people are looking for. Okay,
So the prompt is is it normal to bleed after?
(26:13):
Is it normal to bleed after? And the five are sex,
eating spicy food, taking plan after, taking Plan B, after
you poop during ovulation? One of those is a fake.
Is it normal to bleed after sex, eating spicy food,
after taking Plan B after you poop, or during ovulation?
(26:38):
Which one is the fake?
Speaker 7 (26:39):
I think sex is real. I think people would google
that eating spicy food? Is it normal to bleed eating
spicy food?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (26:52):
Okay, Plan B that sounds megareal? After you poop? Oh
my god. People are definitely googling that when they have
poop in their stool during ovulation. That seems redundant to
me because that I don't know.
Speaker 8 (27:04):
Okay, it's like making a graph on a pet to
tell you Greg's really working this out.
Speaker 7 (27:08):
It's either eating or during ovulation. My mom.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Want, why don't they have seeing a butterfly on there?
Speaker 7 (27:17):
Right? We got five anytime? Okay, I'm gonna say, uh,
during ovulation is fake.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
During ovulation is real. It's the eating spicy food.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
That all food, all right?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Next one? Do fat people that's the problem? Do fat people?
Top five have more blood float, burn easier in the sun,
burn more calories, fart more? Four out of the five
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are the top? Are the top ones? Smell like fried
chicken in there? Do fat people have more blood flow,
burn easier in the sun, burn more calories, fart more?
Which one is the fake one? Burn more in the sun,
burn easier in the sun. That one is indeed the
(28:16):
made up one. Alright, alright, so you need one more
for Brad to be the winner of the laptop series.
Can you get pregnant from?
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Can you get pregnant from? Pre ejaculate period sex? Dry sperm,
not peeing after sex, sperm in saliva, one of those
people aren't really googling. I mean, maybe they are, but
(28:50):
it wasn't in the top five, right, So, can you
get pregnant from pre ejaculate period, sex, dry sperm, not
peeing after sex? Sperm and saliva?
Speaker 7 (29:03):
I'm torn between two again, the saliva one and the
dry sperm. I've never heard the term dry sperm, so
that's what I'm going with.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Dry sperm. That is not the fake one. The fake
one is not peeing after sex because you would maybe
you want to avoid the U T I.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
Right, exactly, and that would be then And don't you.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Keep your powered sperm in the cupboard? Yeah, I'm assuming
like maybe because it dried on you and then like something.
I don't, Yeah, don't anyway, man, all right, that's right,
that's all right. That's why I'm giving you five, Right,
all right, Brad, You're still alive. Got one point? Greg
needs to get you one more point, maybe this next
one here? Why do boomers Why do boomers hoard or
(29:49):
hate tattoos still have an AOL email address? Hate self checkout?
Still pay with checks? Why do boomers hoard hate tattoos
still have an AOL email address? Hate self checkout? Still
(30:12):
pay with checks. Only one of those is not really
in the top five.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
That's the time I could think of three different ones.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
Yeah, my mom, they definitely would ask about checks. Hate
self checkout, still have AOL hate tattoos? Horn. I always
use self checkout every day the store, seven days a week.
I told you that fifty eight times.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
And he does that because he doesn't want to be
recognized by the cashiers. The robot doesn't if I doesn't
want anything to do with his self checkout. But it's
probably just a way to avoid the actual employees that
don't recognize it.
Speaker 7 (30:45):
He's there.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
I see all the embarrassing things exactly. Also the toilet paper,
how embarrassing.
Speaker 7 (30:50):
I'm gonna say, uh.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Hoard hoard the made up one I do. Boomers still
have an AOL email address.
Speaker 7 (31:05):
You know you can celebrate, but you should be commiserating
with me, all right, Brad, got one more chance, Brad,
one more chance for the HP laptop here?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Can you get fired for? Can you get fired for
no reason? For being late and lying about it, for
talking about politics at work, for arguing with your boss,
for starting a union? So when you type in the
(31:39):
Google can you get fired for the first five auto
guesses of what the Google is telling you that people
are also when they type those words in what they're
looking for. Only one of the things I just mentioned
is not in the top of the top five.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
Do you get fired for no reason being late and
lying about it?
Speaker 1 (31:57):
For talking about politics at work? Arguing with your boss,
for starting a union? How about for peeing all over
the wall right the people around here?
Speaker 7 (32:08):
It's true, just because it's so in I'm gonna say
that the fake one I think is talking politics. That's
what I said to the fake one is for being
late and lying about.
Speaker 6 (32:24):
Damn it, break, I would have won you that laptop.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
All right, Well cool, rab it in, Brad. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry to work out for you, but thank you
for listening to the show. Have yourself a great weekend.
Speaker 7 (32:37):
Okay, try to.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Dejection. My god, I.
Speaker 6 (32:43):
Think you did all right.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Well, you know what, someone has to win the laptop.
We can do another round. All right, Let's take the
break and then we'll come back with round number two.
Do you guys like the game? Yeah, that's interesting. Okay,
So I have I have five I have five more,
I have five more, and then Greg, you're off the
table good. So you know what, I don't even need
anybody else to call it because we hadn't already had
somebody Sean, Sean, all right, Sean, do me a favorite.
(33:11):
Hang on, you're gonna be our contestant. You'll have a
chance to win the laptop. Now. Greg doesn't get the
guests again. He already ruined somebody's day. So your choice.
Your choices are Gina Gina. Okay, she's over there, all confident.
Speaker 6 (33:26):
Alight, won the last round.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
I got that one right, all right, all right, so Sean,
hang on, you're gonna to play next. Gina will be
playing for you, trying to win the HP laptop next.
Speaker 6 (33:52):
You were here now now.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Hey, I can't uh, I can't keep up with all
the people that are texting over to the link to
the laptop deal. So what I did? I just posted
it on our Instagram story at the WOODI Show. And
there's a link that'll take you right to the Amazon
listing for it. Like pople Yeah, I figured, oh, okay,
well if you want to know what it is, you know,
because people were asking, oh, just text over laptop link.
Speaker 5 (34:20):
Holy crap, you should have did a referral link. You
could have made some money. Really yeah, damn menace.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
You ask me how much do you get for this
something like that?
Speaker 4 (34:28):
It depends what the redshair is.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Anyway, the link to the deal, it's look, it's a
really cool prize. It's an HP fifteen point six touchscreen
laptop bloated with the Intel six core processor, the one
terabyte hard drive, the sixteen giga RAM, the Codepilot AI
and it comes to the lifetime subscription to Microsoft Office.
So it's Word and Excel and PowerPoint Outlook, no subscription,
(34:52):
no trial, no license expiring drama. You get all that
and it's like four hundred and eighty some bucks. I think, yea.
So just just go to our Instagram story. I just
posted a link and I'll take you right to that.
And it's an HP sales site on Amazon. It's not
like a third party thing. It's directly from HP. All right,
we have Sean, let me get Shawn back on the
(35:14):
phone my game five hundred dollars prize. Earlier this week
minutes with the e bike and Greg with that robot
vacuum slash mop thing that rich on Tech suggested the
Traeger grill Gina had that seabats had that pack of meat,
the Family Feast, the Family Feast Bundle, and today for
my prize, it's the HP laptop.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
All right, Sean?
Speaker 1 (35:35):
You ready? Yes? Okay, So again, the way this game
works is I've got the Google Autocomplete suggestions, so it's
whatever the prompt was, and if anybody's ever got on
Google and just had just have fun with it, you
could type in anything that you want. I'll the one
from that last round is can you get pregnant from?
(35:55):
And all the things start coming up based on the algorithm,
based on other things that people who have typed in
those same words, we'll end up searching for. It'll auto
fill it, trying to help you out, like get to
what you're trying to find faster. And so I'm going
to read you the first five things that come up
after that prompt. Of those five that I read you,
only one is not actually in the top five. It's
just something that I made up. And the person here
(36:17):
in the studio, which Gina has been selected from Sean,
are you sticking with Gina? Yeah, I would have.
Speaker 6 (36:25):
Won the last one, so hopefully I'm lucky for you.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Her husband's not the only one who's cocky around here?
Speaker 6 (36:33):
I feel good about this one.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Yeah, I feel good about it all right. So she's
gonna have to tell us which one is the fake
one that I made up?
Speaker 6 (36:39):
And how many do I need.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
The same deal? You need to get out of the
five I'll give you, you need to get two points. You
got to correctly identify the two fake ones out of five. Okay,
are you ready?
Speaker 6 (36:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Okay, here we go. The prompt, is is it racist
two do an accent to call someone black, to say oriental,
to bring watermelon to an office potluck, to not date
(37:12):
outside of your own race? One of those is the
fake one? Is it racist to do an accent to
call someone black, to say oriental, to bring watermelon to
an office potluck, to not date outside of your own race?
Which one is the fake one?
Speaker 6 (37:32):
Gina, I'm eliminating.
Speaker 8 (37:36):
Accent and oriental, jeez, which leaves me with I just
wrote down keywords so I can't reveeat it back to you.
But I just wrote down black.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
I can bring watermelon to an office pot luck or
not date outside of your own race? Is it racist?
To which one's the fake one?
Speaker 6 (37:53):
Those are the ones I'm debating between. I'm going to
go with is it racist to.
Speaker 8 (38:01):
That watermelon one is just really stands out as odd.
My first thought was to call someone black because that
seems okay.
Speaker 6 (38:09):
We got all day, okay, because I'll need it. I'm
gonna say the watermelon one.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
The watermelon one. The fake prompt is to bring watermelon
to an office Poplin. Right. Yeah, so Sean got one,
you're on the board. Next one. Oh, he got the
first one right in his round. That's what I'm saying.
The first one goes to Sean's second one is, let's go, oh,
(38:36):
you like cats?
Speaker 6 (38:37):
I love cats.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Why does my cat, okay, lick me, sleep on me,
stare at me, present its butthole keep throwing up? Why
does my cat lick me, sleep on me, stare at me,
(39:03):
present his butthole keep throwing up.
Speaker 8 (39:08):
I think people know why their cat sleeps on them,
So I don't know that they're googling that and present
its butthole.
Speaker 6 (39:14):
That seems more of a It definitely seems like a woody.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
I mean, all these things are all these things are
cat things. Yeah. True, that's why the game is difficult,
and the game is hard. That's the point. Yeah, none
of them were drive my car toward, which.
Speaker 6 (39:30):
Is why I'm doing I will lick me. This is
a tough one because they do do all these things.
Speaker 8 (39:41):
Let's go with I don't know if this is supposed
to be a red herring, but present its butthole?
Speaker 1 (39:48):
All right, good answer?
Speaker 7 (39:50):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
The fake prompt is why does my cat present his body?
I congratulate, Sean. Sean, they do that like as if
we're interested to see they put the tail straight up.
Look at my boy.
Speaker 8 (40:09):
You know there's little things you can hang off your
cat's tail so.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
It covers the All right, you want to do one
more for fun? Sean? You got the you got the laptop.
Congratulations and hang on, we'll get your info.
Speaker 6 (40:19):
Okay, Sean, You're welcome, buddy.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
No only two two points out of five. Open your dumbs. Yeah,
all right? What do you want? Do you want? Can
you get drunk off? Why does my stomach or why
do I hate my I think?
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Why does my stomach?
Speaker 1 (40:36):
All right, that's the one.
Speaker 7 (40:36):
You want to go.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Why does my stomach hurt after I eat? Make noises?
Act up only when I'm in public with no bathroom
in sight, burn or growl? Just a fake one guesses
around the room, bathroomside, no bathroom in SIGHTE. Yeah, it's
(41:01):
too wordy. Why does my stomach it's very specific act
up only when I'm in public with no bathroom inside.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Well.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Yeah, congratulations, that's a good round.
Speaker 6 (41:15):
Yeah that was fine.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
I think you guys really got the groove going. Do
I get my laptop as soon as you click on
that Amazon leg If you want to see that deal
for that laptop that changes one, we have it on
our Instagram story. You could find it just by going
to at the Woody Show clicking on the story. There's
a link there. And damn it, we didn't sign up
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