July 18, 2025 • 19 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fellow comrades and mediocrity.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I want you to listen very careful.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
You can all go straight to Welcome to a whole
new hour of the Woody Show. Woody is out today.
He is getting his little coal mouse could be done.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
He's getting his butt know if it's little or not.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I no frame of how much mud do you think
they're gonna get out of it?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Hopefully none? Hopefully took care of that already.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
That's a klonic. He already got the mud out by himself.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Oh well they might find some extra yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Talk if you go through the prep and then they
put the scope up there and realize that you can't continue.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
My biggest fear is that I was going to wake
up and they were like, Nope, no, too much mud.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
So what he's back? Mud day, It's Greg, It's medas,
it's gas. Thanks Sea Bass got Sammy Bort holding down
the fort in this very room. You, Thank you Bort.
I'm mega excited because one of my favorite things that
we ever have done in the history of time is
Menaces late night monologue that is going to be coming
(01:02):
up next. But in the meantime, I have a question.
It's a very specific question and I don't know how
the answer is going to go because I don't have
proof of what I'm even asking about. Okay, the question
is for my dear friend Sea Bass. I'm here, and
my question is do you want me to get pulled
(01:24):
over by the cops? Do I? In general? Do you
want me to get pulled over by the cops? In general? Yeah,
and then we'll get specific.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I will say in general yes, because your stories are
always hilarious. Yeah, because well, for folks who don't know,
Greg has a long history of says you off off
the air and on the air. He whenever we have
police stories, he will call them power starve nazi.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Correct. I will not deny that, hypocrites.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
And then we always say like, oh, how we get
out of tickets?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
And then you never Gina, you probably most recently had
your story getting pulled over and you got the third
degue yelled at but to get ticket, which we in
our experience. Again, all you have is Greg's accounting, but
we can kind of read between the lines knowing his
demeanor is that he always seems to get ticket tickets right, which.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Is interesting because you also know that I hate confrontation.
I'm a total people pleaser and a softy. You wouldn't
got jail for it. And I'm definitely like hands it
to So I rolled down the window, turn off the engine.
I'm like, bye, I am textbook.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
My wish would be that Greg.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yes, yes, and you're you're more than just wishing for it,
You're trying to make it happen. Is this correct? Just
to answer the question first, is this correct? No, I
don't know any police officers. No I have.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I have said on the air, Oh and I never
give out what kind of car he drives, but I
have said on the air that, oh, hey, that's Greg
Gorey if you want to talk to him later today
police officers.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
So you haven't taken any actions to hopefully make me
get pulled over if a cop found what I'm talking
about to be questionable?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Are you putting your tail?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
You know anything about not one, but two separate magnets
that I have found on my car that now I
have to do a daily sweep of my car before
I drive off. Interestingly, that it found that I found
them both here at work where people know that where
I park and watch two years so there was one
(03:25):
large one on the back of my truck. A large magnet.
It's animated yellow and animated with like a cop uh
you know, silhouette wearing sunglasses and the trooper hat and
a little badge, so it looks like a police officer.
And the caption under this animation says, I only get
pulled over by gay cops. Did I notice that at work? No?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
No, no no.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I drove around with it all day.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Sounds pretty successful.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
And then I got home and I had somebody, uh,
some workers in my driveway, so I didn't park in
the drive wear normally I parked facing downhill. So then
later when the workers left, I went to move my
truck right. So I'm walking to my truck. Normally I
would walk straight to the driver door, but this time
(04:13):
I had to walk behind the truck and go to
the driver's door because it was facing downhill. And I
saw this magnet, and I'm like, I don't have any
stickers on my car. Oh, it's not a sticker, it's
a magnet. Oh, I only get pulled over by gay cops. Okay,
that's got to be sea bass. So I took hold on.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
I'm putting the mat together. So to explain this magnet.
There people who might be a little slow. It's not
because Greg is gay. It's because a cop would see
it and think you're calling him if you exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
So I took that off and I thought, oh whatever,
I'm not even going to bring it up because that's
whoever put it here. And Sea Best won't say if
he did or not, but we all know he did.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Yes, he looks so guilty the second he started lasting and.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
He can't so touching his face and messing with his
hair like I was fair.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I said, I don't have proof that he did it,
all right, it was fair. So then I took it off,
and then I took my other vehicle to work. The
other well about a I don't know, a week later,
all right. And then I'm walking to the car and
I didn't do the sweet because I thought this was
a one off, right, just this one magnet. This time
I walked to my car and I round the corner
where I normally park here at work, and I noticed
(05:20):
something not on the bumper, but on the side of
my car where the gas tank would be. And it's
a smaller version of this magnet. The other one was
like bumper sticker, so this one was more like a
little bit bigger than let's say, a business card it
would be, and it was yellow cop silhouette, trooper hat, sunglasses, captions.
(05:42):
I only get pulled over by gay cops, so.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I took that set.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, it was weird and interesting. Different vehicles, but the
same person must know that they were my vehicles, all right.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
So I'm seeing they do sell these on a number
of places.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
So you guys all park in the as you've had
these put on.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Your car to get to Gregg's accusation Number one, I.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Didn't, I'm asking you, do you are?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
You always pointed out to number one that was an
accusation to get to Greg's accusation. I don't I get
here after Greg, So I don't know what his car
and or truck looks like.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Number one. I don't see you walking to and fro.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
So this is just a crazy question.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
With them on the show. That's like I didn't know
the cyber truck with seabasses. I've never heard of Greg
speak about his type of vehicle.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
You want, you want to put commercials that I am
every day, I am not on you're in the office.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
You also put a bag of lady bugs in my
old car because you had Randy steal my keys out
of my bag.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Randy put the bag.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Well, yeah, so you knew which car I was. You
knew which car where it was parked.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I didn't. That was a different area, by the way,
number one, was it not?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
No, I used to park on a different thank you.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
So how do you know it's a different area because
he just said, he just said, good one, he just
right there.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
I used to park in a different area.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Well, because you you crafted that center to make me
say that.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
So you're saying, no, this is this is not you.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
It's just a random coincidence. Well, it's not a random coincidence.
It's that somebody. I'm not the only person who knows
that Greg hates cops and I I mean, I to me,
this is this is Sea Bass level funny. Like, it's
not I wouldn't like, I wouldn't put this on my resume,
but it's it's appropriate.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, I'm not saying I'm hurt or upset. I was
just wondering.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, so far, SeaBASS has not said he hasn't done it.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I already did when he started this sentence. By the way,
I said, I haven't. He said, are you trying to
get pulled over. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I said, no, I'm not. I don't know what you're
talking about. So I already denied doing it. The magnet
on the bar, that part. I did not put that
magnet on your car?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Correct?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Did you dispatch someone to put the magnet on they
find out what what vehicle's great?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Did you have von go do it?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Or I wouldn't trust Vaughan necessarily to in Morgan's.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Quest for money? Did you pay her two dollars today?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
That's a better idea I did Morgan?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Or do we have some other pranks?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Okay, let's rephrase the question, not did you do it?
Did you arrange?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Who?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Did you have do it?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Whom?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Did I have? Nobody? Nobody I'm involved in any what way? Well,
I'll throw it out.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
To the universe. Whoever did this to two different vehicles
on two separate occasions. Thank you for now making me
have to do a good full circle which to look for.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Books and you can make a little spot checks and white.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Thanks for the gift of time. Greg.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I'm wondering.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
I'm wondering if anyone would be able to consider this
vandalism and if we could have charges brought against.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Well, and trust me, I'm well versed that.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I wouldn't call it vandalism. I just don't know why
it's targeted on me.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
It's it's hostility and harassment, and I could potentially it's slightly.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
A cash settlement is using that could be a hostile workplace.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I think it's quite hostile, because.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Now Sammy, just come clean.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I was hoping to get an answers.
Speaker 7 (08:53):
Okay, question seabas, did you have any prior knowledge of
this happening before Greg said it today?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
No? Okay, all right, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
We're not going to get answers, and hopefully we're notally
a random texture that we've never heard of will explain
at all.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
If it was a sticker, I'd be pissed, you know,
that'd be mildly amused.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
We could ask the parking people or the parking structure
from footage, because you know they do keep an eye
on CBS the cyber truck.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
As it is, we can't have them keep an eye
on you. They're always so helpful. So I'm sure we'll
get the footage right away. We'll get that right there.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I'll try to keep the camera ago, all right. The
mystery continue, I guess, so I'll take this to my
grave not knowing. We do know that Menace is going
to wow us get jokes with his comedy skills. I'm excited.
Menas is late night monologue weekend review that is next
on The Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
So Woody still returns.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
And that would be remiss if I didn't remind. You
can reach us through text two to nine eight seven
by phone eight seven seven forty four Woody, and of
course on social media at the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Yes, And speaking of social media, and I do not
believe this at all. I'm just trying to figure out why.
But at the Woody Show on Instagram, you can go
back and look at it. You know, when I smoked
Morgan dressed up as a dog chase thing epic. Every
single platform, people keep on commenting saying that I look
(10:22):
like Leonardo DiCaprio. You it looks like Leo really smoked her,
Leo really gassed out. I'm like, what are they even
talking about DiCaprio, Yeah, Leonardo Dicraprio. I'm like, I do
not look like Leonardo did, But why are they saying that?
Is like a new internet thing for white guys I
(10:44):
don't understand, but.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I'm looking at it right now. I mean maybe like
maybe current day, like extra bloated. Maybe no, you know what,
your profile kind of looks like Leo a little bit.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Maybe you're talking.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
It just keeps they keep on commenting it, and I
don't know why. I don't know if there's a new
trend that I don't know about, but I don't know
why they keep on calling me Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Maybe it could be a stunt double now.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
Yeah, maybe well he again skinny modern day Leonardo DiCaprio,
and he is rocking to go tea.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
I don't know. Right at the start of the video,
when you kind of turn your head to the left,
you see your profile, it's not that big of a
stretch to say you kind of doll.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
The dream has been realized for a quarter of a second.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
And how is Morgan still not losing sleep over this?
Speaker 4 (11:39):
She?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I think she is well, she doesn't even want to
talk about it.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Were her, I wouldn't either. It's probably the biggest embarrassment
of her life.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Did challenge to fight me? I would like to say
that a rematch double or nothing.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I do not look like Leo by the way. Would
that be a compliment though, I mean it would, but
it's a lie. It's partially true. But check it out.
You made just in time.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
The Woody Show is back, all right, Welcome back everybody.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah, the Woody Show on a Friday morning. I'm super
excited because we are going to be wowed with MENACE's
comedy and Menace I had a question, does this make
you appreciate Don't take this wrong, but actually professional comedian,
comics and and talk show.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Absolutely absolutely, Especially I feel like that Shane Gilli stuff
on the SPS, which I think the content of those
jokes was great, but he does the same thing he
did there on both of his Saturday Night Live hosting
duties where he kind of like, and this is a
guy who's got thousands of hours of stand up comedy
under his belt, is he like the crowd?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Would you know?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Let he talked like, oh guess you guys didn't like that? Yeah,
it seems like a nerves thing.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Right, which is exactly what you would think with a
guy with thousands of hours of doing this and again
multiple Satura Night Live and Rena.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I'm wondering if you guys have the same this is
a super random pet peeve about stand up comedy. I
don't like it when they call it jokes. Like I
told that joke when I was in Nashville. Like, okay,
we know it was a joke. I say, story, Yeah,
I said that last week the folks in Nashville exactly.
I said that, my mom, hage's not joke.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Sometimes they're not even good jokes.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Ye call them a joke, right, you call it a joke,
calling it a joke in the set, so the people,
yeah and Boise exactly exactly, see Weekend. Why can't the
world just get it? Well, let's get to menace right now.
Oh my gosh, ladies and gentleman, it's menaces Late Night Monogue,
(13:44):
week in Review and hes.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Madisy Well Connor McGregor's wieners and his photos of his
widers in the Internet. And it's not just a nose
as broken. Oh yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
That thing got knocked out by like nineteen eighty nine
Mike Tyson, if you feel me, all right, I get
that major soda announcement, Real Sugar might be coming to
Coca Cola.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Oh, I don't know if this affects you. Greg because
isn't your favorite drink jiz Chotta.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yes, and it's sugar free.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Made in the heart of Mexico or Spain. Who knows
my following.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Something.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
We don't know how many times Seagass has been to
Epstein Island.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Is that list hasn't been out excuse But I'm sure
you're just there because I'm sure there's some carts around
the island that had to be picked up in right, Yeah,
you need you're there to help storage facilities. Pete Davison
is going to be a dad, so you know, finally
maybe he will kill himself.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
What suicide? Yeah, the crass, Right, I don't have the
blues I'm getting getting you didn't kill himself before?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah? All right sleep.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
A volcano has erupted in Iceland, with some news outlets
calling it a fissier, which rhymes with all right, sir,
you got it trigger? Like, for example, I'm really happy
that we finally pulled the trigger on that coffee machine.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
You know what I'm saying, the new coffee machine.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah. Confused when you hear the question, you know what
I'm saying, Your gut is to go.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, I'm totally a little bit, but I want a lot.
Some say AI users are getting dumber, and I say, yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:58):
All right, Well, going back to Fishers, don't they call
it fisher Friday's at your house, Craig, I always get
the shrap.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
No, I'm just saying.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
I'm just.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Saying, where's the invite?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Bro Al didn't know you wanted to come to Fisher Friday?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Yeah, his lick.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
We served nothing but just bottom.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Anyone here have hemorrhoids, fissures? Man, it's like Wolverine up
in there, like a Wolverine attack.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, yeah, lacerated. I guess.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Speaking of superheroes, Fantastic four is about to come out,
and if asked me what superpower I would have, it
would be the rock guy. You know what I'm saying,
massive wiener. Oh that thing must be like a dumb truck. Yeah, yeah,
(17:06):
it's like check out this stone. Yeah you're not lying? Yeah,
all right. Cindy Sweeney has a new Lauderie line Sweet,
funded by billionaires like Jeff Bezos. In a similar story
on thousand Pounds, Sisters have a crosshous pantyline available now Walmart. Okay, terrific,
(17:28):
don't pick it up, all right, Greg, you'll love the name.
It's like, oh, yeah, that's is it. Yeah, that's the
name of the Yeah, yeah, I do like that. Yeah,
Dave Navarro assuming Perry Ferrell over the weakest shove I've
ever seen. And it's like, look, dorks, I'll pay the
lawsuit just for you to stop doing music. Jeez, bas it,
(17:54):
you were cool like twenty years ago and you're fighting
at a venue for three thousand people in a city
with the population of eight million. I'm no Einstein, but
I'm just saying, retire and enjoy some giz yadas already.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Or shot us.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Just gotta yeah, I gotta, I gotta try. I gotta
try those great stuff, you know. Boguarding him.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Oh yeah, sorry, I like that. Justin bieber owes his
former manager Scooter Braun thirty one million dollars.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
And when asked for a comment, he said, what trigger Anyways,
we have a we have a great show for you today.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
Adam Sandler's here to promote Happy Gilmore too, and but
performing live have.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
A one of your favorites.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Oh way, yes, still at Hologram.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah, okay. So when I asked if when you do this,
do you appreciate professionals more? I think we can all
agree that there's a resulting. Yes, right, what do you mean?
What do I mean by that? Exactly all you did?
Like the Jim shot a joke, No, that was actually
my favorite. Okay, yeah, Fisher Friday nutsher all right, it's
(19:08):
like Roverine up in there or what he shows up next?
So what do you show?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Will be right back
Fellow comrades and mediocrity.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I want you to listen very careful.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
You can all go straight to Welcome to a whole
new hour of the Woody Show. Woody is out today.
He is getting his little coal mouse could be done.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
He's getting his butt know if it's little or not.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I no frame of how much mud do you think
they're gonna get out of it?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Hopefully none? Hopefully took care of that already.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
That's a klonic. He already got the mud out by himself.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Oh well they might find some extra yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Talk if you go through the prep and then they
put the scope up there and realize that you can't continue.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
My biggest fear is that I was going to wake
up and they were like, Nope, no, too much mud.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
So what he's back? Mud day, It's Greg, It's medas,
it's gas. Thanks Sea Bass got Sammy Bort holding down
the fort in this very room. You, Thank you Bort.
I'm mega excited because one of my favorite things that
we ever have done in the history of time is
Menaces late night monologue that is going to be coming
(01:02):
up next. But in the meantime, I have a question.
It's a very specific question and I don't know how
the answer is going to go because I don't have
proof of what I'm even asking about. Okay, the question
is for my dear friend Sea Bass. I'm here, and
my question is do you want me to get pulled
(01:24):
over by the cops? Do I? In general? Do you
want me to get pulled over by the cops? In general? Yeah,
and then we'll get specific.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I will say in general yes, because your stories are
always hilarious. Yeah, because well, for folks who don't know,
Greg has a long history of says you off off
the air and on the air. He whenever we have
police stories, he will call them power starve nazi.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Correct. I will not deny that, hypocrites.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
And then we always say like, oh, how we get
out of tickets?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
And then you never Gina, you probably most recently had
your story getting pulled over and you got the third
degue yelled at but to get ticket, which we in
our experience. Again, all you have is Greg's accounting, but
we can kind of read between the lines knowing his
demeanor is that he always seems to get ticket tickets right, which.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Is interesting because you also know that I hate confrontation.
I'm a total people pleaser and a softy. You wouldn't
got jail for it. And I'm definitely like hands it
to So I rolled down the window, turn off the engine.
I'm like, bye, I am textbook.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
My wish would be that Greg.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yes, yes, and you're you're more than just wishing for it,
You're trying to make it happen. Is this correct? Just
to answer the question first, is this correct? No, I
don't know any police officers. No I have.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I have said on the air, Oh and I never
give out what kind of car he drives, but I
have said on the air that, oh, hey, that's Greg
Gorey if you want to talk to him later today
police officers.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
So you haven't taken any actions to hopefully make me
get pulled over if a cop found what I'm talking
about to be questionable?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Are you putting your tail?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
You know anything about not one, but two separate magnets
that I have found on my car that now I
have to do a daily sweep of my car before
I drive off. Interestingly, that it found that I found
them both here at work where people know that where
I park and watch two years so there was one
(03:25):
large one on the back of my truck. A large magnet.
It's animated yellow and animated with like a cop uh
you know, silhouette wearing sunglasses and the trooper hat and
a little badge, so it looks like a police officer.
And the caption under this animation says, I only get
pulled over by gay cops. Did I notice that at work? No?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
No, no no.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I drove around with it all day.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Sounds pretty successful.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
And then I got home and I had somebody, uh,
some workers in my driveway, so I didn't park in
the drive wear normally I parked facing downhill. So then
later when the workers left, I went to move my
truck right. So I'm walking to my truck. Normally I
would walk straight to the driver door, but this time
(04:13):
I had to walk behind the truck and go to
the driver's door because it was facing downhill. And I
saw this magnet, and I'm like, I don't have any
stickers on my car. Oh, it's not a sticker, it's
a magnet. Oh, I only get pulled over by gay cops. Okay,
that's got to be sea bass. So I took hold on.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
I'm putting the mat together. So to explain this magnet.
There people who might be a little slow. It's not
because Greg is gay. It's because a cop would see
it and think you're calling him if you exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
So I took that off and I thought, oh whatever,
I'm not even going to bring it up because that's
whoever put it here. And Sea Best won't say if
he did or not, but we all know he did.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Yes, he looks so guilty the second he started lasting and.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
He can't so touching his face and messing with his
hair like I was fair.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I said, I don't have proof that he did it,
all right, it was fair. So then I took it off,
and then I took my other vehicle to work. The
other well about a I don't know, a week later,
all right. And then I'm walking to the car and
I didn't do the sweet because I thought this was
a one off, right, just this one magnet. This time
I walked to my car and I round the corner
where I normally park here at work, and I noticed
(05:20):
something not on the bumper, but on the side of
my car where the gas tank would be. And it's
a smaller version of this magnet. The other one was
like bumper sticker, so this one was more like a
little bit bigger than let's say, a business card it
would be, and it was yellow cop silhouette, trooper hat, sunglasses, captions.
(05:42):
I only get pulled over by gay cops, so.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I took that set.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, it was weird and interesting. Different vehicles, but the
same person must know that they were my vehicles, all right.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
So I'm seeing they do sell these on a number
of places.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
So you guys all park in the as you've had
these put on.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Your car to get to Gregg's accusation Number one, I.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Didn't, I'm asking you, do you are?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
You always pointed out to number one that was an
accusation to get to Greg's accusation. I don't I get
here after Greg, So I don't know what his car
and or truck looks like.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Number one. I don't see you walking to and fro.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
So this is just a crazy question.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
With them on the show. That's like I didn't know
the cyber truck with seabasses. I've never heard of Greg
speak about his type of vehicle.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
You want, you want to put commercials that I am
every day, I am not on you're in the office.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
You also put a bag of lady bugs in my
old car because you had Randy steal my keys out
of my bag.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Randy put the bag.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Well, yeah, so you knew which car I was. You
knew which car where it was parked.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I didn't. That was a different area, by the way,
number one, was it not?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
No, I used to park on a different thank you.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
So how do you know it's a different area because
he just said, he just said, good one, he just
right there.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
I used to park in a different area.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Well, because you you crafted that center to make me
say that.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
So you're saying, no, this is this is not you.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
It's just a random coincidence. Well, it's not a random coincidence.
It's that somebody. I'm not the only person who knows
that Greg hates cops and I I mean, I to me,
this is this is Sea Bass level funny. Like, it's
not I wouldn't like, I wouldn't put this on my resume,
but it's it's appropriate.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, I'm not saying I'm hurt or upset. I was
just wondering.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, so far, SeaBASS has not said he hasn't done it.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I already did when he started this sentence. By the way,
I said, I haven't. He said, are you trying to
get pulled over. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I said, no, I'm not. I don't know what you're
talking about. So I already denied doing it. The magnet
on the bar, that part. I did not put that
magnet on your car?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Correct?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Did you dispatch someone to put the magnet on they
find out what what vehicle's great?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Did you have von go do it?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Or I wouldn't trust Vaughan necessarily to in Morgan's.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Quest for money? Did you pay her two dollars today?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
That's a better idea I did Morgan?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Or do we have some other pranks?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Okay, let's rephrase the question, not did you do it?
Did you arrange?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Who?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Did you have do it?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Whom?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Did I have? Nobody? Nobody I'm involved in any what way? Well,
I'll throw it out.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
To the universe. Whoever did this to two different vehicles
on two separate occasions. Thank you for now making me
have to do a good full circle which to look for.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Books and you can make a little spot checks and white.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Thanks for the gift of time. Greg.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I'm wondering.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
I'm wondering if anyone would be able to consider this
vandalism and if we could have charges brought against.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Well, and trust me, I'm well versed that.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I wouldn't call it vandalism. I just don't know why
it's targeted on me.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
It's it's hostility and harassment, and I could potentially it's slightly.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
A cash settlement is using that could be a hostile workplace.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I think it's quite hostile, because.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Now Sammy, just come clean.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I was hoping to get an answers.
Speaker 7 (08:53):
Okay, question seabas, did you have any prior knowledge of
this happening before Greg said it today?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
No? Okay, all right, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
We're not going to get answers, and hopefully we're notally
a random texture that we've never heard of will explain
at all.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
If it was a sticker, I'd be pissed, you know,
that'd be mildly amused.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
We could ask the parking people or the parking structure
from footage, because you know they do keep an eye
on CBS the cyber truck.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
As it is, we can't have them keep an eye
on you. They're always so helpful. So I'm sure we'll
get the footage right away. We'll get that right there.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I'll try to keep the camera ago, all right. The
mystery continue, I guess, so I'll take this to my
grave not knowing. We do know that Menace is going
to wow us get jokes with his comedy skills. I'm excited.
Menas is late night monologue weekend review that is next
on The Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
So Woody still returns.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
And that would be remiss if I didn't remind. You
can reach us through text two to nine eight seven
by phone eight seven seven forty four Woody, and of
course on social media at the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Yes, And speaking of social media, and I do not
believe this at all. I'm just trying to figure out why.
But at the Woody Show on Instagram, you can go
back and look at it. You know, when I smoked
Morgan dressed up as a dog chase thing epic. Every
single platform, people keep on commenting saying that I look
(10:22):
like Leonardo DiCaprio. You it looks like Leo really smoked her,
Leo really gassed out. I'm like, what are they even
talking about DiCaprio, Yeah, Leonardo Dicraprio. I'm like, I do
not look like Leonardo did, But why are they saying that?
Is like a new internet thing for white guys I
(10:44):
don't understand, but.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I'm looking at it right now. I mean maybe like
maybe current day, like extra bloated. Maybe no, you know what,
your profile kind of looks like Leo a little bit.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Maybe you're talking.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
It just keeps they keep on commenting it, and I
don't know why. I don't know if there's a new
trend that I don't know about, but I don't know
why they keep on calling me Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Maybe it could be a stunt double now.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
Yeah, maybe well he again skinny modern day Leonardo DiCaprio,
and he is rocking to go tea.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
I don't know. Right at the start of the video,
when you kind of turn your head to the left,
you see your profile, it's not that big of a
stretch to say you kind of doll.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
The dream has been realized for a quarter of a second.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
And how is Morgan still not losing sleep over this?
Speaker 4 (11:39):
She?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I think she is well, she doesn't even want to
talk about it.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Were her, I wouldn't either. It's probably the biggest embarrassment
of her life.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Did challenge to fight me? I would like to say
that a rematch double or nothing.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I do not look like Leo by the way. Would
that be a compliment though, I mean it would, but
it's a lie. It's partially true. But check it out.
You made just in time.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
The Woody Show is back, all right, Welcome back everybody.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah, the Woody Show on a Friday morning. I'm super
excited because we are going to be wowed with MENACE's
comedy and Menace I had a question, does this make
you appreciate Don't take this wrong, but actually professional comedian,
comics and and talk show.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Absolutely absolutely, Especially I feel like that Shane Gilli stuff
on the SPS, which I think the content of those
jokes was great, but he does the same thing he
did there on both of his Saturday Night Live hosting
duties where he kind of like, and this is a
guy who's got thousands of hours of stand up comedy
under his belt, is he like the crowd?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Would you know?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Let he talked like, oh guess you guys didn't like that? Yeah,
it seems like a nerves thing.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Right, which is exactly what you would think with a
guy with thousands of hours of doing this and again
multiple Satura Night Live and Rena.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I'm wondering if you guys have the same this is
a super random pet peeve about stand up comedy. I
don't like it when they call it jokes. Like I
told that joke when I was in Nashville. Like, okay,
we know it was a joke. I say, story, Yeah,
I said that last week the folks in Nashville exactly.
I said that, my mom, hage's not joke.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Sometimes they're not even good jokes.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Ye call them a joke, right, you call it a joke,
calling it a joke in the set, so the people,
yeah and Boise exactly exactly, see Weekend. Why can't the
world just get it? Well, let's get to menace right now.
Oh my gosh, ladies and gentleman, it's menaces Late Night Monogue,
(13:44):
week in Review and hes.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Madisy Well Connor McGregor's wieners and his photos of his
widers in the Internet. And it's not just a nose
as broken. Oh yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
That thing got knocked out by like nineteen eighty nine
Mike Tyson, if you feel me, all right, I get
that major soda announcement, Real Sugar might be coming to
Coca Cola.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Oh, I don't know if this affects you. Greg because
isn't your favorite drink jiz Chotta.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yes, and it's sugar free.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Made in the heart of Mexico or Spain. Who knows
my following.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Something.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
We don't know how many times Seagass has been to
Epstein Island.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Is that list hasn't been out excuse But I'm sure
you're just there because I'm sure there's some carts around
the island that had to be picked up in right, Yeah,
you need you're there to help storage facilities. Pete Davison
is going to be a dad, so you know, finally
maybe he will kill himself.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
What suicide? Yeah, the crass, Right, I don't have the
blues I'm getting getting you didn't kill himself before?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah? All right sleep.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
A volcano has erupted in Iceland, with some news outlets
calling it a fissier, which rhymes with all right, sir,
you got it trigger? Like, for example, I'm really happy
that we finally pulled the trigger on that coffee machine.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
You know what I'm saying, the new coffee machine.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah. Confused when you hear the question, you know what
I'm saying, Your gut is to go.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, I'm totally a little bit, but I want a lot.
Some say AI users are getting dumber, and I say, yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:58):
All right, Well, going back to Fishers, don't they call
it fisher Friday's at your house, Craig, I always get
the shrap.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
No, I'm just saying.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
I'm just.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Saying, where's the invite?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Bro Al didn't know you wanted to come to Fisher Friday?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Yeah, his lick.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
We served nothing but just bottom.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Anyone here have hemorrhoids, fissures? Man, it's like Wolverine up
in there, like a Wolverine attack.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, yeah, lacerated. I guess.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Speaking of superheroes, Fantastic four is about to come out,
and if asked me what superpower I would have, it
would be the rock guy. You know what I'm saying,
massive wiener. Oh that thing must be like a dumb truck. Yeah, yeah,
(17:06):
it's like check out this stone. Yeah you're not lying? Yeah,
all right. Cindy Sweeney has a new Lauderie line Sweet,
funded by billionaires like Jeff Bezos. In a similar story
on thousand Pounds, Sisters have a crosshous pantyline available now Walmart. Okay, terrific,
(17:28):
don't pick it up, all right, Greg, you'll love the name.
It's like, oh, yeah, that's is it. Yeah, that's the
name of the Yeah, yeah, I do like that. Yeah,
Dave Navarro assuming Perry Ferrell over the weakest shove I've
ever seen. And it's like, look, dorks, I'll pay the
lawsuit just for you to stop doing music. Jeez, bas it,
(17:54):
you were cool like twenty years ago and you're fighting
at a venue for three thousand people in a city
with the population of eight million. I'm no Einstein, but
I'm just saying, retire and enjoy some giz yadas already.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Or shot us.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Just gotta yeah, I gotta, I gotta try. I gotta
try those great stuff, you know. Boguarding him.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Oh yeah, sorry, I like that. Justin bieber owes his
former manager Scooter Braun thirty one million dollars.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
And when asked for a comment, he said, what trigger Anyways,
we have a we have a great show for you today.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
Adam Sandler's here to promote Happy Gilmore too, and but
performing live have.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
A one of your favorites.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Oh way, yes, still at Hologram.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah, okay. So when I asked if when you do this,
do you appreciate professionals more? I think we can all
agree that there's a resulting. Yes, right, what do you mean?
What do I mean by that? Exactly all you did?
Like the Jim shot a joke, No, that was actually
my favorite. Okay, yeah, Fisher Friday nutsher all right, it's
(19:08):
like Roverine up in there or what he shows up next?
So what do you show?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Will be right back
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