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August 22, 2025 13 mins
Friday Fails, Menace's Late Night Monologue, DUIQ, News Headlines & More!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I sleep sleep, Wow, redline is this?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
It was time for Froddyoki you guys, Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
I love it all right.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Gina killed it last time with mister b to Be
with You, which was a new song for a lot
of people.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
It's a good one.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah, Morgan's like, does anybody only the age of seventeen? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (00:25):
I knew the hook, but it went over big. You
got a lot of kudos online. I saw a lot
of people saying nice things.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
I think it woke their memories of the hair vans.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah. Great. Do you want to do you want to
draw the I would love to.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Do the honor.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
You have the hand that has all the different songs
for what to show?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Ok, here he goes all just.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Pick one out there.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
All right, we are going, well, I've ripped it lit
my own worst enemy.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Did we do that?

Speaker 4 (00:54):
No?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I don't think you smile? Wow? Wait, are you sure
we didn't do that one?

Speaker 6 (01:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Positive?

Speaker 4 (01:05):
I don't have the lyrics for that one.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Acapella.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, we don't need the lyrics.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Look him up right now, bring him up on your computer.

Speaker 7 (01:15):
All right, yep, everyone, because everyone has everyone knows.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
The words of this though. You're the lead singer, right,
I know that.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
My own and every now and then.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
You know it, right yeah yeah, so yeah, Now the
rest of the rest of us will will chime in
on like the on the chorus. Sure, but Sammy's got
to be the lead singer for this one, so she'll
probably do her talk singing.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah very yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Somebody text said, man, I love a lot of stuff,
the d y Q fail stories and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Friday is always my favorite.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
But I tell you what, this Friday Oki is quickly
becoming my number one. We got one six six one.
I love the Friday Ok. Alright, so it's lit my
own worst enemy. This was Sammy's suggestion, So she gets
to be the lead singer on this one.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Everybody knows the song now, so everyone joined in.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
No, you are the lead singer on this one. We
are your backing, all right, what do you show Friday Oki?
Plead singer Sammy.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Here we go, Cam.

Speaker 7 (02:25):
We forget about the things I said when.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
I was drunk.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
I didn mean to call you that.

Speaker 7 (02:34):
I can't remember what what said or watch.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
You through with me.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Sam Please.

Speaker 6 (02:46):
Your cars and.

Speaker 7 (02:52):
So I can't even.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Window less.

Speaker 6 (03:02):
Gone.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Come, nice job, everybody, Ah, Sammy gi us some more
of that good stuff. You're going.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
It's no surprised me.

Speaker 7 (03:13):
I am my own we're saying to me because every
now and then I take the living in shadow me.
That's the galsarms going up and there's a sick as.

Speaker 6 (03:25):
So because the part of yawn sleep, I can't windows gone.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
It's like, okay, how you feeling savery pretty good? Oh
I'm sorry for your years. Yeah, it's good everybody, we're
back on. Okay, here we go already saw.

Speaker 6 (04:10):
My collar she apro jo sleep.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
I can't through break it down, sir, it so spass
me my own person. I'm thinking every now and then,
I can't alive.

Speaker 7 (04:33):
It's anim can't we forget about things?

Speaker 2 (04:37):
I say joke, I didn't mean.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
The company that.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
She did it. She did it. You made it happen Friday, okay, yeah,
and I didn't laugh the whole way I did it.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
I apologized for you, like accidentally harmonized. Kind of.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Your key was one point?

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah, yeah, sure was, and I thought was good. It's
like who next time we got to get the isolated audio.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
We kept sour pust Sea bass out of the studio
for this one. You know what we don't need to
invite him to this party.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, we don't need to be brought down.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Let him sit in the other room with Vaughn. Yeah,
you know, and entertained Vaughn. Here's all right, We're going
to quick break. Phones are open eight seven seven forty
four Friday check ins over to two two nine eight
seven show.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Meanwhile, Sea Bass will continue his endless search for the
perfect week.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, I mean hair flex. Sorry, I'm hair system, get it.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
That's not my scalp. I have light brown hair with
bald highlights of.

Speaker 6 (05:49):
This.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
It's the show. Chef Swoop is here.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
He is Uh he has just presented us with the
pistrami hat and uh, I've taken a couple of bites already, man, Swoop,
this is amazing.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
It's fantastic.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
The pistrami is because sometimes when you when you cube
stuff up like this, like sometimes it gets really tough
because people they butcher it. Right, Yeah, but the pistrami
is perfect. It's like it's still tender, but it's got
that great saltiness. But you also got what did you
marinate with the not merited?

Speaker 2 (06:28):
But what did you like? Saute? The onions and stuff.

Speaker 8 (06:30):
So that's uh chili powder, Cuman coriander.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
May it's the Cuman Mexican raguno. The combination of all
that stuff. Like it's delicious, so good, dude, you killed
it on this. It's almost like a curry spice.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
From the the overall because you like Cuman coriander.

Speaker 8 (06:50):
Yeah, it's like super super classic for like uh you know,
like I think Chipotle uses that for like the steaks
and stuff. Yeah, it's like all their carnea sada.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Usually it's a plus perfection.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
No, I forget.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Do you post like like this recipe, like do you
have this posted somewhere or do you share it like that?

Speaker 8 (07:08):
I'll throw a hash recipe up one. You can catch
it on my story today. You got twenty four hours
to grab that thing, man, all right, Yeah it'll go up.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Chef underscore swoop c h e f underscore swoop. Now, Greg,
you're you're very you know, picky when it comes to uh,
you know different like you know, high quality dishes. And
he's really good at giving these these reviews.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
We love his reviews. Well, thank you. I I can't
even describe the flavors. I always underestimate coriander and spices
and like I don't really know what to use on
what so this combination nailed it.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
And I agree with Seabats. It has almost a like
a ethnic flair to.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Well, that's what I spelled when I walked in the doors, like, oh,
it's is it curry day.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
It's kind of a curry ishu.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Because that's what curry is is coriander, cuman. And then
they used like two American some other stuff but not
overpowering it, right, it's appropriate.

Speaker 8 (07:58):
Lots of fresh herbs in there too, just seen green
onion and then like Crispy Shallatt's.

Speaker 9 (08:02):
And barlcle as well give it Greg and then the freshman.
I'm giving this a ten a ten. I agree, this
is a ten out of ten man lunch. Seabats, what
do you think? Oh yeah, definitely in the eight plus range.
This is an eight and above that. SeaBASS says, disgusting,

(08:22):
say that menace thoughts. I absolutely love it. It's good
even though it has vegetables in it.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah, Menso typically person, you know this is great man?

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Yeah, at chef underscore swoop and dude, you are here
at the perfect time because I don't know if you've
been here for one of these yet. But we have
menace here and ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls. Eight
is time for menaces Late night Monologue, Week in Review,
Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and Girls.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Well, Trump and Boo didn't.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
That's met up in Alaska, and unlike me, they got
their crabs for free.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
In Alaska.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
They also have a dish called stink Flipper, which coincidentally
was Morgan's nickname in college.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
No sid shot.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Scientists have officially gone back in time one millionth of
a second. And if you want an idea on how
long that is, that's the same amount of time anybody
in this company listens to this show.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
That's good. That's good and accurate.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
All right, question, anybody in here speaks Spanish? See see,
I want to ask you how to say something? Yeah,
these nuts.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Gotcha? All right? I thought you were ordered for a translation. Okay,
now I'm getting Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Football is back and you know if they're playing with balls.
Greg's all over it.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Now.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Wait, Greg, you think I'm talking about you, but no,
I'm talking about another radio host. His name is Greg Cherrell,
and that his that's his catchphrase. Not to be confused
with your catchphrase. If they're nippling butt holders. I'm all
over its fuck.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
I have that on a pillow.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
It's a great Charrell.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Records for it. Yeah, thank you, shout out Greg? I
love him all right. Apparently it's Glenn Pals he's in.
He has his show coming out on Hulu and then
he has the movie Running Man coming out in October.
And what I'm what I love about it is he
went full method. He ran his face straight into a wall.

(10:46):
You know now that's acting.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Right, Sammy?

Speaker 3 (10:49):
How dare you?

Speaker 6 (10:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:50):
All right? Well, speaking of faces, let's face it. Who
hasn't been to Epstein Island?

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Am I right?

Speaker 6 (10:57):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
What do you think Greg got as high drangers?

Speaker 6 (11:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Where where?

Speaker 6 (11:02):
Who?

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Every floors? Just laugh right now?

Speaker 3 (11:12):
But my question is who edited the jail suicide video?

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:17):
I haven't seen that bad of editing since the Star
Wars Christmas Special in nineteen seventy eight.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
And my right board.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Stevie Wonder had a better chance of spicing that video together.
Oh so, so say say it with me? Make cover
up videos great again? Yes, say it, Let's make cover
up videos great again. Allegedly, I mean literally, they knocked
the GfK video out the park. You wore that? Anyways? Dudes, dudes,

(11:48):
prices are way too high. Fast food is the same
price as Ruth Chris Steakhouse?

Speaker 2 (11:54):
What do I look like? Mark Zuckerberg or Wood? He
going to Canada's jokes?

Speaker 6 (12:04):
Come on?

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Well we covered on the show so we can review, okay, yeah,
thank you?

Speaker 2 (12:12):
All right?

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Uh, elon must baby Mama says that she's about to
get evicted, and I you know, I'm no genius, but
there's one person you could reach out to, you know.
Name starts with any he builds rockets. I don't know, lady,
just throwing it out there. Anyways, we have a great

(12:34):
show for you. Launch his pilot us here to share
his side of the story. And Beck is our musical
guest historical jokes. Yeah all right, well I'm menaced and
that's what we can review.

Speaker 6 (12:48):
Review.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
Now, let's get a review on the review. Chef's woot?
Did you have a did you have a favorite joke
in there? One that really like just got.

Speaker 8 (13:02):
Your goodstein one floored me, Yeah, took me out, took
my breath away. It was so good thing all right, man,
it's nice work.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
My boiler wouldn't approve The Woody Show

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