August 25, 2025 • 28 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
And we're in two another new hour insensitivity trending for
a politically correct world. It's a brand new week. It's
Monday morning. It's August the twenty fifth, twenty twenty five.
My name is Whatdy. That's great gory. We got Menace.
What is here? Sea Bass is here? We got Sammy
Morgan's here. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Woodie.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. We have another special guest here this morning.
We have a random dog. Yeah, shout out to Amber, Amber,
the random dog is here. Menace walked in with a dog. Yeah,
what the hell is this? We found the dog?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I was driving to work and then it's like, you know,
super dark outside and I go, what is that in
the in the street in the busy intersection? And it
was a dog. I can't really tell what it is.
It looks like the.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Dog is that great? That's a good question, like kind
of like an Australian shepherd making triple coatedball. And it's
got really bright eyes, but I don't know, the breezy.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Blue eyes kind of like golden retriever color.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
You should break out the meta glasses. What kind of
dog is that? Meta glasses?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Or I could do with my phone, give me one second.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Oh yeah, okay, cool dog? Is this? Where is the
dog right now?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
It's over tiler production cdo yeah done? Mass Tyler. So
is he responsible that I don't know?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Oh wait, he does have dogs. He never mentions them though.
I forgot, Like I knew him for like five years.
He's like, yeah, I have dogs. You never mentioned dogs.
What happened when you called the number on the tag?
So I called the the number and the owner's picked
up early in the morning because they're out of town
and somebody's watching it, watching this dog. They're super asleep
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right now because they're not answering any messages the dog
watch So eventually they're gonna wake up to a hundred messages.
By the way, you gotta go pick up this dog
out of radio station, right dahn.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
This that just happened recently.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
So some friends of ours, their son moved out of
the house, got this dog, cool dog, and he was, uh,
you know, just trying out a new like doggy daycare,
dog walker kind of service. And on the first day
this person had the dog, the dog ran off. Oh
(02:33):
if you remember we posted that.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Dog was missing.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Oh, I didn't realize that was the situation.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Our friend Kevin like his son.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, so the dog went missing and the whole family
is like devastating trying to find this dog, and uh,
some woman found it.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
It was the menace of the situation.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Hero and that uh that doggy daycare first day dog walker.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Say?
Speaker 6 (03:00):
I don't know if this is correct, but according to Apple,
it's either or maybe it's a mix of a Carolina
dog otherwise known as an American dingo or a Kangle shepherd.
It's very, very furry and fluffy.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, you could tell it's definitely got some shepherd.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, yeah, something.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Like that shepherd or Carolina.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
The dog is on a leash. Did you have that
with you?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
No, it's not. At least that's something that say you
put together with the audio cable. Yeah, it was a.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
Guy pulled through and then taped the end and yeah,
I thought.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
It was a leash.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
No, I was calling to see if any of us
had a leash in their trunk.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
But so are they coming to pick the dog up?
Or are we keeping this dog?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
So I've got a hold of the person that's supposed
to be watching the dog, but.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
They're going to poop their pants when they wake up. Yeah,
and then they're going to lose their job.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yep, that's insane.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Menace weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Well, I had good weekend. Had some people who read
the house like dumbass Tyler, and who new dumbass Tyler
can grill. Oh yeah, yeah, he grilled up some hamburgers
for everybody and some hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
So it looks like, yeah, yeah, I mean you should
be on Food Network hamburgers and hot dogs.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Say hey, I didn't have to do it. I got
to hang out in the pool. That was super fun.
So yeah, we had a really good weekend watching some
sports and doing that. The only thing is that the
weather was a little weird. For a second, about forty
minutes out of nowhere, it's clear blue skies, and then
here comes this thunderstorm coming in, thunder and lightning like crazy, right,
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And some people were in the backyard and they had
like little putters, metal putters, and then people wanted to
hang out in the pool, and I go, guys, do
I really have to explain, like why we shouldn't be
outside right now? You should be in the house and
they kind of fought me on it.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
D like, what what do you mean you shouldn't be
out here? Was everyone super drunk? Yeah, they were pretty wasted.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah, buzzballs Apparently the the blue buzzball is hard to fine,
but somebody acquired one.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Oh yeah, it went really well.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
So I guess my jeers is explaining why you shouldn't
hold legal lightning rods in your hands to adults, to
adults when there's lightning standing in.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Water holding metal, dude.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
So cheers to my son who had kind of a
rough summer. He had summer school. I told you got
caught cheating on his final. I think he's definitely grown
and he's learned from that hopefully. You know, school just started.
But you know, seems to have his head on his
on his shoulders and you know, going into it the
right attitude. And he did really well with the summer
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school thing, was really responsible with the whole thing. Worked
a lot this summer, and he just landed his dream job.
You guys, he got a job. It's spirit Halloween, so
he got his first job. But he was fourteen, on
his own, just went out and got this job.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
In your fourteen year olds.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
He was able to work with the amusement park at fourteen. Yeah,
that's been fit to know, very.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Good to know.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah so, and he's been working there ever since. But
he had to be sixteen in order to work at Spirit. Now.
You know he lives for Halloween. Yeah, that's his thing,
and he's at Spirit every day. Knows all the managers
and everybody down on a first name basis. They know
my wife and her phone number because they'll call and say, hey,
is he interested in this? We have this display? If
he wants it, he can come grab it, damn because
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he takes that stuff and he sells it online and
he's got a little business going on. But anyway, so
he got his job at Spirit. I'm very proud. I'm
proud dad moment. It's something that was really important to him,
and he seems to have gone from bottom bottom of
the barrel to kind of like, you know, getting his
act together. And I'm hoping I'm hoping this is a
new thing for the Are you.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Cool with the fact that the paycheck's going to be
handed to him and then handed back to Spirit Halloween?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It's his money, Yeah, you know, employeescunt.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, he's been really good about like earning money, saving
money as a certain amount. And then even if there
was the Halloween stuff that he does buy, the all
those animatronics that he puts up in the yard and things,
he'll take the ones from last year that he doesn't
want anymore. He finds a way to sell them online
for almost what he bought them for because they don't
make that one anymore or what. And so he obviously
(07:18):
keeps it in really good condition, but turns around even
if something breaks, he's able to fix it.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
That's impressible.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
And then he puts it online, he sells it to
somebody like on Marcari and then he takes that money
and reinvest it into the display for the next year.
So cheers to him real quick, not very often I
have cheers to my kids.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
A quick note on that this is good for his resume,
because I just found a spot right next to where
I get my haircut year round Halloween store.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Dude, he could be the manager, he could take the
regional manager. And my jeers goes to Shiloh Sanders, son
of Dion Sanders, brother of Sudor Sanders. So Shiloh he
was kicked off the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Here, you have
an opportunity to play in the NFL.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Drafted idiot.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, And so he threw a punch at a Bills
player right in front of the ref. Oh all right,
So the Tampa Bay front office they cut him the
next morning, said his behavior was unacceptable. Like, dude, you're
not You're not like some wiley veteran. You haven't proven anything.
There's already a bunch of question marks around you and
your brother because like that whole thing with the Dion
(08:30):
way of doing things flashy.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Right, you know, blingy, Like you're a problem.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, Like like you're gonna come in here before you've
accomplished anything, and you're just gonna be this. This person
needs babysat basically. And here you are, in a meaningless
preseason game throwing a punch at another player, Like what
an idiot? And this deep into the system, by the way,
I mean, this is the end of the preseason. They're
about to be I think the deadlines tomorrow, like all
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the teams have to be cut down to the fifty
three man rosters tomorrow. And so you're throwing a punch.
You're this deep into the process. You had a chance
to even make the team.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Idiot idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
And this is why people have a problem with a
lot of this kind of showboating nonsense, the stuff that's
important to these younger players that teams don't want to
deal with that stuff.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
And is this where you're like, and that's why everyone
hates NEPO babies.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
But at the same time, you have all these idiots
online who are just blindly like anything that the Sanders
kids do is amazing, and talking about the system is
just quote out to get them. No, this is the
kind of stuff that nobody wants to see, Like this
stuff on the draft night where Shiloh or not Shiloh
was Shador Sanders had like all this legendary stuff like dude,
(09:45):
you haven't done Dick yet in legendary whatever his thing.
He's trying to brand where it's more about you as
a personal brand rather than Hey, I'm gonna come into
the league as a good teammate and try to prove myself.
And so I'm looking at the comments as I always do,
and some of it goes real associated press. This is
a news story. You guys are just not You're just
trying to attack him. No, he punched somebody. It's a
(10:08):
big story because of who his family is and because
this is this is what that's what people have been saying.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Right, So is Arena.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Football still a thing?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah, he's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Playing in like that spring league that they keep trying
to make a thing or whatever the XFL is.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Is that still a thing? The XFL, I think it is.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
It is, but they combined with something else, the American
Football League.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
But jeers to Shiloh Sanders idiot, Yes, stupid move Gina
Grad weekend cheers and jeers, well, cheers.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
We bought a new bed and that'll we're just kind
of looking ahead for stuff for the new house. So
we'd put a little deposit down and said you keep
it for now. But it's fancy because they it goes
up and down. And they threw that in for free.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Still adjustable base.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah, I changed on the commercials get a free adjustable base, and.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
I did they do.
Speaker 6 (10:59):
But to the hard sell at the furniture store, please
stop telling me fake things that aren't true. There was
one mattress that was black and I had little like
like silver stitching and they said it was because this
mattress had micro diamonds in it, micro diamonds, and one
of them was partnered with NASA, and I was like,
(11:20):
will you just please go away and let me lay
on the bed and I'll let you.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Know, dude.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I took a full on nap on my son's three
hundred dollars bed that I got off the Amazon. It's awesome.
And that was a mattress in a box. And we're
talking like all in delivered to the door queen size
pillow top mattress. Yea, and it was like two hundred
and six dollars. And that's the thing with tax and
all the stuff.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
They kept trying to steer me away from the quote
traditional mattress because I guess those were lower end, and
they wanted me on a temper pedic.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
And I was like, that's not my thing.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
I like this kind of mattress and they were like,
but what about the micro diamonds. I don't care. I
just like I just want to beat. So cheers to
me getting the bed that I wanted, and jeers to
try being up sold for two hours on something I
did not want.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
You know, those temper pedic beds, like they're okay, but
you know what they're not great for doing it. Oh, okay,
it's like trying to bang in quicksands. Okay, because there's
no there's no bounce to.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
The mattress, right, so you just start sinking.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah it sucks.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yeah, that's not for me.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
So oh and then one guy we went to store,
We went to a furniture store and he was in
like a white like pharmacy coat like that was there,
and so I kept calling yes, and I kept calling
him doctor Couch and he did not think that was funny.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
But it's like, what what do you need? What are
you here for? What can I help you with?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Oh? I know this the Sleep Number store.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
No, this is a furniture store, but they all wear
white lab coats.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
No, there's a guy.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
It's a sleep number store that's right by my house,
which is where your new place is. And there's a
guy and he he swears he's a real doctor. He's
saying he had doctor Bruce or doctor that's how he
presents it, because I guess he used to be a doctor,
so he really knows about beds and sleeps.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
I don't like it. I don't like being followed around.
I don't like the stolen valor of the fake doctor.
Please just let I will let you.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Know what doctor.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Thank you. So that's my jeers.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
Everyone just get a little less aggressive, and I promise
people will stay in your store longer.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
And don't you think when you're at the store testing
out the mattresses after five minutes they all kind of
feel the same.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
That's what I said. And she was very offended. Really yeah,
like put the micro diamonds. I like, I don't know
what means. It means nothing, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
But I got a nice little, you know, low not
low end, but like you know, lower expense mattress.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
I'm very excited about it.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Okay, So on Amazon if you want to find this,
you know, I'll make I'll make a link to it, okay,
and I'll put it in the Instagram store because people
have asked I think.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
So the brand is a N like an adamant A
D A M A N T N.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
O y au.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Oh yeah, here it comes up, It.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Comes up right away.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Queen Mattress twelve inch Queen size mattress in a box,
memory foam hybrid mattress. It's it's the memory foam and
like a traditional innerspring kind of thing. Queen size ninety nine.
I'm telling you it's awesome. It's a great mattress.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
I like what I'm here.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I slept like a baby.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Get the you can get the King for two sixty nine, dude, sweet.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
A great deal. That's a big made you take a
nap in your kids room. Well, because I I went,
I went to go see.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I wasn't gonna say anything, but fair question.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Well I went in there to go see because they
say after you take those beds out of the box,
you're supposed to let them like plump up, plump up
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
For so it had been a couple of days.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
I I tested it out, like you know, just kind
of sat on it for a minute and like, okay,
I'll come back in a couple of days and check
it out. And then as I was going in there
check it out, I sat in the bed because the
phone starts ringing, so I start talking on the phone.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
And now I'm I kind of like on the bed
that kind of laying there. And as soon as the
phone calls are like it's kind of nice. I just
met I closed my eyes for a second. Next thing
I know, it's been an hour get out of my bed.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
All right, well it was it was.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
It wasn't home, it was he was out of the house.
It does look very nobody was home. I'll post a
link to it on the on our Instagram story at
the Woody Show. The Woody Show and our new little
uh furry friend is still here, menace. Yes, was driving
to work this morning and saw this dog just kind
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of wandering around this intersection. There was no person in sight,
and so he, uh, he got the dog into the
car and got here to the radio station with some
surprise seed bass.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Maybe he has already complained to HR being drafted.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah, but in this, in this particular situation, like he
you know, he's not like he just brought his dog
into work.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Okay, that's great.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Do we not have any any outdoor areas you're here
with any sort of leashing options? I'm guessing there we
have no. But are you being serious, like in the
middle of the night. I mean, it's okay for the moment,
gonna say, I don't think that big of a dick.
Maybe we did a makeshift leash with audio cables.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, yeah, And so it's worked out pretty well. But
I'll tell you like Morgan's having the best time.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
You can see on our Instagram story. We're trying to
figure out what kind of dog it is. It's on
our Instagram at the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Yeah, she's just so cute.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
She loves belly rubs.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
So medic is going to heaven.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Yeah, we have you know, we've had contact with the
owners that the dog is being watched by somebody else,
which we can't get a hold of currently.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Dude, I had a moment this weekend where you know,
I came back from run some errands and the dog
greets me at the door, toy in her mouth. Yeah,
And I just had this moment where like I felt
like my heart was going to explode.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I did.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I was overcome with this very much chick like emotion.
And I was and my wife is there, and I go,
oh my god, I love this animal so effing much, like.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Oh my god, how do you not just to death?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
I'm like just in her face and just like I
don't know, I just have one of those moments with
either someone or something and it just kind of hits.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
You all at once.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
You're right, though, it's usually animals and not.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Every once in a while, like I looked at my
I looked at my wife recently and I just had
this this thought. I looked at her, I go, that's
my person.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Yeah she's a badass.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I'm like, yeah, there you go, that's that's my person.
Next month will be our seventeenth anniversary. Yeah, and you
know you've gone. You go through a lot in the
course over the years, and you know, good stuff, bad
stuff or whatever, but it doesn't happen all the time.
I'm not one of those sappy fools where it's like,
you know, I heart my wife bumper stick or whatever.
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I love her and she knows I love her, and
I know she loves me, even though I teased her,
like uh, they always say, nobody hates you more than
the woman who loves you, and I like that.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I saw I saw a meme and it was so funny.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
It's this woman giving this Claire perfect.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Did you ever see the video or you know there's
a ton of them on social media where it's like
women when they first spot their husband in the crowd
and they're like kind of like all smile and they
they look over they make eye contact with the husband.
All of a sudden, the face just goes ye like,
oh there you are, Like, okay, I hate him so much.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah, yeah, that's a great one. I love it. Yeah,
that's totally my parents. Yeah. I think about my mom
all the time, like, you are so mean to dad.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
My god, nobody hates you more than the woman who
loves you.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
That's hilarious, perfect.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
But yeah, I just had that, uh, that random thought
like walking in the door and like, just man, I
wanted to like just well, you.
Speaker 6 (18:34):
Get that cuteness aggression right there, don't. They're so cute
you just start like shaking and wanting to of nice
and men.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Yeah right, I hugged it too hard. Yeah, I bet the.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Mouth too hard. Nobody loves a dog more than the
guy who really kind of didn't want a dog totally.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
I didn't want the responsibility of a dog, Greg, Yeah,
I know, I love dogs.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I just didn't want the responsibility of one.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
That should be on your kids.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Look at you now.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah eight seven seven forty for text us on to
two two nine eight seven Sea Bass Weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Well, I'd like to do it first ever cheers two
Sea Bass.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Oh because uncharacteristic odd.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Well, but it was it was based off of Jeers.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Now I was driving, oh and uh, you know, traffic
sometimes happens big light, want light wide, excuse me, freeway,
And I thought to myself, you know what's gonna happen.
Some jackass is going to use the shoulder as his
own personal free Oh look at me, I'm so.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Fast over here.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Look at so you kind of went into the shoulder.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
And just as I had this thought, what do I
see over my shoulder? But big old like suburban getting
ready to plow through and nope, right in the shoulder.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Oh walked him.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
So satisfied the most because I see he's like and
then I see him like waiting like you know, ten
car legs back like he's he's in the shoulder.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
He wants to.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Come, but he's not coming. You're one of those guys
exactly now?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Are you one of the people who like.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
The flow of traffic's going, but you don't like how
fast people are going, so you'll kind of pleasee the
traffic with your own speed that people can't completely.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Terrible analogy because I'm in this case the flow. I'm
with the flow of traffic. The other guy is the
one who's trying to bypass the flow of traffic. You're
pretty safety. But it's another form of policing.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
It is.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
I do like that hipcheck every once in a while.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
I'm not far off into the the to their shoulder.
I'm not causing the same problem he'd be.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I don't care, Greg, I'm just wondering if you got Tamson.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Thanks Greg, and terrible analogybate. But yeah, but I just
love it because he thinks he's so cool. He thinks
he's above the law. Again, it's a safety issue for
emergency vehicles, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
You know what else you see a lot is in
a merged lane. You're merging onto a freeway. People in
the right lane will cut over to get into the
people that are merging, just to merge. Again, we need
a zipper like education course. I'll see signs every very
rarely I'll see a sign explaining how zipper merging means. Meaning,
don't if you have a bottleneck like mcgreg's saying, like
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a merge, go to where the bottleneck is and then
go one one one one one one. Yeah, don't create,
don't artificially extend the bottleneck by diving over.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Or send people if it's his lan closed ahead one mile,
that doesn't mean get over now. Panic, Yeah, go to
where it merges. And then it's one from the left,
one from the right, r one from the left, one
for the right. And that's how you keep it to
you know it's gonna be. You know, your best case
scenario for not racking things up. Do not extend the
bottleneck correct where it is the metal post that can
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just pop up button.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
I saw one video one time of a cop I
think it was in the Massachusetts area.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Who he was.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
He like they had an infamous area where people just
dived over or whatever in his shoulders. He just sat
there all morning long, right, So satisfying.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Cheers two sea bass and geers to the guys.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Any any guy who thinks that you're the dude is
it's always guys who thinks that, Oh well, emergency lane,
that's my lay.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Now I'm so smart.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Look look what I figured out that I thought of jacks.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I just saw somebody doing. They miss their exit, inst
they're backing up in the shoulder.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Just go down.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
All the roads connect, Yeah, and that applies to all
situations like that. I see that on left turns a
lot where they didn't get in the left turn lane.
But now they still want to make left turns. Now
they're hitting. Now they're holding up the left lane of
traffic that should be going straight right.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
You screwed up.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Take your medicine and go around the block.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Greg Gory Weekend cheers and jeers. Cheers to the man
who could have been my life partner, TV creator Ryan Murphy.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Multi.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
In fact, all of you, except for Menace, you weren't
working with us. This is years ago.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
We were working at a radio station San Francisco. Ryan
Murphy came in to promote us.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
But it might have been the beginning of American Horror Story. Yeah,
like whatever his current project was.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
And he was straight up infatuated with Greg at a
time Greg was married to a woman. Greg still in
the closet, Greg out of the closet, gay self right,
he could be mister Murphy right now.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
I know not Greg Mury, Gregory, Greg Murphy, Greg Murphy.
I'd be living in a nancy.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
You probably hate him for providing for you right now.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
It would be terrible. I want to have my own career,
like those words would ever come out of my mouth
and Also, he's kind of too white for you, right, Yeah,
he's definitely not my type type. Uh. Anyway, cheers to
Ryan Murphy for American Horror Stories. I was off board
American Horror Story because he chose wrongly to cast Lady
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Gaga in the one that was called Hotel. She's a
great singer, she's a terrible actress, So I was off
board with American Horror Story. You seem to think that
she's a great actor, keep putting her in stuff wrong,
She's terrible.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
If you were married to him, grag, this wouldn't have happened.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I would have on babe. So I went back on
Hulu and found American Horror Stories, which I hadn't checked
out because Gaga ruined the series for me. So these
are different. These are standalone one hour like oh.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
Really, I didn't even know that existed.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
They're trippy, They're kind of like the Twilight Zone like
they're I'm in really good graphic and scary and gross
and weird. So cheers to that. Jeers too. I guess
the way SeaBASS cheered himself. Jeers to myself because I
was being all manly, I was taking care of this
rock project. I wanted to do. I was getting rid
of wood chips and putting in rocks. So I take
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the truck, go to home depot, get the cart full
of these rocks and so heavy I can barely push it.
And I go to the register. And I don't know
if all home depots have this, but they have an
outdoor cash register in the garden section. So I go
to that, ringing up my rocks, about to go back
to my truck, and as I'm putting my card back
in my wallet, a junebug comes and goes right by
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my ear and hits me in the side of the head,
right in front of the cashier. These two young girls,
I went, they were laughing at me so hard. This
manly man. Wow, I almost had a heart. You want
your receipt rocks? What a cool day at the home.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
You guys?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Hits my head?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Oh my god, bug would have killed you, probably, Sammy.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
What's your weekend? Cheers and jeers?
Speaker 7 (25:28):
My cheers is mostly just to day drinking with my family.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
I love day drinking when it comes about.
Speaker 7 (25:33):
And when everyone's on the same page of like, you
know what, let's start early.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
We won't be up super late.
Speaker 7 (25:38):
Even though you do end up you're drinking from like
noon until eleven pm, so it ends up plastic.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Than you expected. But it was fun.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
And I know that a lot of people in this
room talking about how they don't drink with their parents.
To me, that's crazy, and I love drinking with my parents.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
It's so fun. So I got to see my parents
and my sister.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
And drink all day.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
When that happens my dad.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
And my gears is to not doing laundry all weekend.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Not just laundry.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
My place is a mess. There are dishes in the
same food in them.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Like, I actually did.
Speaker 7 (26:09):
Stuff this weekend, so that's good, but nothing got done.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Those are the best weekends, though, I know, Like I
feel good when I have a really productive weekend and
I knock a bunch of stuff out. Yeah, I also
feel just as good if I had one of those
weekends where I literally because that's always the goals to
do nothing, but when I actually but when I actually
pull it off, and I'm like, man, like I had
somewhat of that day yesterday because I slept in, I
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got up, I did like a tiny bit of stuff
for work this morning, and then I fell back asleep
for another nap.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Wow, that's good.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
And I woke up like a pro and I wish
I could. And I woke up and just kind of
tooled around the house for a little bit and then
just kind of laid back down on the couch and
kind of did like this half sleep, half like watch TV.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Did you watch an eighties movie? Uh?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
No, because I didn't. I wasn't committed to it because
I could barely keep my eyes open.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
As my mom would say, you must have needed it.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
But that is that to me, is as good as
being super productive, either one or the other, like in
the middle, not so great.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
It's one of the other.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Sammy's talking about a third kind, which is socially productive, Like.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, around, don't say where you know her house is
a mess because she, you know, whatever, chose her this.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
One what I did.
Speaker 7 (27:24):
But then now I'm like, oh, come on, you couldn't
have done something.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Somewhere without laundry.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yeah right, eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can
send us a text over to two two nine eight seven.
What are they going to come pick up this dog?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Don't you think if you got a phone call that
you know cause you talk to the owner right.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
I talked to the owner, and the owner is trying
to get a hold of the Sun. The son is
the one that is looking after a dog. And then
I'm looking at the neighborhood watch and apparently there's three
other dogs in the neighborhood too that were just found.
What so this might all be from the same house
and they so I got the address of the Sun,
and I told them to check it out, and no
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one's answered.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
What do you think was about to go check out
the dog?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
But yeah, go say it's.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
A little baby. But guess what. The carpet is already
blonde hair. That's what I'm already move.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
I can already feel my eyes itching.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Oh show right back.
And we're in two another new hour insensitivity trending for
a politically correct world. It's a brand new week. It's
Monday morning. It's August the twenty fifth, twenty twenty five.
My name is Whatdy. That's great gory. We got Menace.
What is here? Sea Bass is here? We got Sammy
Morgan's here. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Woodie.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. We have another special guest here this morning.
We have a random dog. Yeah, shout out to Amber, Amber,
the random dog is here. Menace walked in with a dog. Yeah,
what the hell is this? We found the dog?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I was driving to work and then it's like, you know,
super dark outside and I go, what is that in
the in the street in the busy intersection? And it
was a dog. I can't really tell what it is.
It looks like the.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Dog is that great? That's a good question, like kind
of like an Australian shepherd making triple coatedball. And it's
got really bright eyes, but I don't know, the breezy.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Blue eyes kind of like golden retriever color.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
You should break out the meta glasses. What kind of
dog is that? Meta glasses?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Or I could do with my phone, give me one second.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Oh yeah, okay, cool dog? Is this? Where is the
dog right now?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
It's over tiler production cdo yeah done? Mass Tyler. So
is he responsible that I don't know?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Oh wait, he does have dogs. He never mentions them though.
I forgot, Like I knew him for like five years.
He's like, yeah, I have dogs. You never mentioned dogs.
What happened when you called the number on the tag?
So I called the the number and the owner's picked
up early in the morning because they're out of town
and somebody's watching it, watching this dog. They're super asleep
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right now because they're not answering any messages the dog
watch So eventually they're gonna wake up to a hundred messages.
By the way, you gotta go pick up this dog
out of radio station, right dahn.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
This that just happened recently.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
So some friends of ours, their son moved out of
the house, got this dog, cool dog, and he was, uh,
you know, just trying out a new like doggy daycare,
dog walker kind of service. And on the first day
this person had the dog, the dog ran off. Oh
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if you remember we posted that.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Dog was missing.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Oh, I didn't realize that was the situation.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Our friend Kevin like his son.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, so the dog went missing and the whole family
is like devastating trying to find this dog, and uh,
some woman found it.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
It was the menace of the situation.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Hero and that uh that doggy daycare first day dog walker.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Say?
Speaker 6 (03:00):
I don't know if this is correct, but according to Apple,
it's either or maybe it's a mix of a Carolina
dog otherwise known as an American dingo or a Kangle shepherd.
It's very, very furry and fluffy.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, you could tell it's definitely got some shepherd.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, yeah, something.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Like that shepherd or Carolina.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
The dog is on a leash. Did you have that
with you?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
No, it's not. At least that's something that say you
put together with the audio cable. Yeah, it was a.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
Guy pulled through and then taped the end and yeah,
I thought.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
It was a leash.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
No, I was calling to see if any of us
had a leash in their trunk.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
But so are they coming to pick the dog up?
Or are we keeping this dog?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
So I've got a hold of the person that's supposed
to be watching the dog, but.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
They're going to poop their pants when they wake up. Yeah,
and then they're going to lose their job.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yep, that's insane.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Menace weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Well, I had good weekend. Had some people who read
the house like dumbass Tyler, and who new dumbass Tyler
can grill. Oh yeah, yeah, he grilled up some hamburgers
for everybody and some hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
So it looks like, yeah, yeah, I mean you should
be on Food Network hamburgers and hot dogs.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Say hey, I didn't have to do it. I got
to hang out in the pool. That was super fun.
So yeah, we had a really good weekend watching some
sports and doing that. The only thing is that the
weather was a little weird. For a second, about forty
minutes out of nowhere, it's clear blue skies, and then
here comes this thunderstorm coming in, thunder and lightning like crazy, right,
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And some people were in the backyard and they had
like little putters, metal putters, and then people wanted to
hang out in the pool, and I go, guys, do
I really have to explain, like why we shouldn't be
outside right now? You should be in the house and
they kind of fought me on it.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
D like, what what do you mean you shouldn't be
out here? Was everyone super drunk? Yeah, they were pretty wasted.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah, buzzballs Apparently the the blue buzzball is hard to fine,
but somebody acquired one.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Oh yeah, it went really well.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
So I guess my jeers is explaining why you shouldn't
hold legal lightning rods in your hands to adults, to
adults when there's lightning standing in.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Water holding metal, dude.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
So cheers to my son who had kind of a
rough summer. He had summer school. I told you got
caught cheating on his final. I think he's definitely grown
and he's learned from that hopefully. You know, school just started.
But you know, seems to have his head on his
on his shoulders and you know, going into it the
right attitude. And he did really well with the summer
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school thing, was really responsible with the whole thing. Worked
a lot this summer, and he just landed his dream job.
You guys, he got a job. It's spirit Halloween, so
he got his first job. But he was fourteen, on
his own, just went out and got this job.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
In your fourteen year olds.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
He was able to work with the amusement park at fourteen. Yeah,
that's been fit to know, very.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Good to know.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah so, and he's been working there ever since. But
he had to be sixteen in order to work at Spirit. Now.
You know he lives for Halloween. Yeah, that's his thing,
and he's at Spirit every day. Knows all the managers
and everybody down on a first name basis. They know
my wife and her phone number because they'll call and say, hey,
is he interested in this? We have this display? If
he wants it, he can come grab it, damn because
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he takes that stuff and he sells it online and
he's got a little business going on. But anyway, so
he got his job at Spirit. I'm very proud. I'm
proud dad moment. It's something that was really important to him,
and he seems to have gone from bottom bottom of
the barrel to kind of like, you know, getting his
act together. And I'm hoping I'm hoping this is a
new thing for the Are you.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Cool with the fact that the paycheck's going to be
handed to him and then handed back to Spirit Halloween?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It's his money, Yeah, you know, employeescunt.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, he's been really good about like earning money, saving
money as a certain amount. And then even if there
was the Halloween stuff that he does buy, the all
those animatronics that he puts up in the yard and things,
he'll take the ones from last year that he doesn't
want anymore. He finds a way to sell them online
for almost what he bought them for because they don't
make that one anymore or what. And so he obviously
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keeps it in really good condition, but turns around even
if something breaks, he's able to fix it.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
That's impressible.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
And then he puts it online, he sells it to
somebody like on Marcari and then he takes that money
and reinvest it into the display for the next year.
So cheers to him real quick, not very often I
have cheers to my kids.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
A quick note on that this is good for his resume,
because I just found a spot right next to where
I get my haircut year round Halloween store.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Dude, he could be the manager, he could take the
regional manager. And my jeers goes to Shiloh Sanders, son
of Dion Sanders, brother of Sudor Sanders. So Shiloh he
was kicked off the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Here, you have
an opportunity to play in the NFL.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Drafted idiot.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, And so he threw a punch at a Bills
player right in front of the ref. Oh all right,
So the Tampa Bay front office they cut him the
next morning, said his behavior was unacceptable. Like, dude, you're
not You're not like some wiley veteran. You haven't proven anything.
There's already a bunch of question marks around you and
your brother because like that whole thing with the Dion
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way of doing things flashy.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Right, you know, blingy, Like you're a problem.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, Like like you're gonna come in here before you've
accomplished anything, and you're just gonna be this. This person
needs babysat basically. And here you are, in a meaningless
preseason game throwing a punch at another player, Like what
an idiot? And this deep into the system, by the way,
I mean, this is the end of the preseason. They're
about to be I think the deadlines tomorrow, like all
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the teams have to be cut down to the fifty
three man rosters tomorrow. And so you're throwing a punch.
You're this deep into the process. You had a chance
to even make the team.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Idiot idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
And this is why people have a problem with a
lot of this kind of showboating nonsense, the stuff that's
important to these younger players that teams don't want to
deal with that stuff.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
And is this where you're like, and that's why everyone
hates NEPO babies.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
But at the same time, you have all these idiots
online who are just blindly like anything that the Sanders
kids do is amazing, and talking about the system is
just quote out to get them. No, this is the
kind of stuff that nobody wants to see, Like this
stuff on the draft night where Shiloh or not Shiloh
was Shador Sanders had like all this legendary stuff like dude,
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you haven't done Dick yet in legendary whatever his thing.
He's trying to brand where it's more about you as
a personal brand rather than Hey, I'm gonna come into
the league as a good teammate and try to prove myself.
And so I'm looking at the comments as I always do,
and some of it goes real associated press. This is
a news story. You guys are just not You're just
trying to attack him. No, he punched somebody. It's a
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big story because of who his family is and because
this is this is what that's what people have been saying.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Right, So is Arena.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Football still a thing?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah, he's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Playing in like that spring league that they keep trying
to make a thing or whatever the XFL is.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Is that still a thing? The XFL, I think it is.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
It is, but they combined with something else, the American
Football League.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
But jeers to Shiloh Sanders idiot, Yes, stupid move Gina
Grad weekend cheers and jeers, well, cheers.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
We bought a new bed and that'll we're just kind
of looking ahead for stuff for the new house. So
we'd put a little deposit down and said you keep
it for now. But it's fancy because they it goes
up and down. And they threw that in for free.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Still adjustable base.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah, I changed on the commercials get a free adjustable base, and.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
I did they do.
Speaker 6 (10:59):
But to the hard sell at the furniture store, please
stop telling me fake things that aren't true. There was
one mattress that was black and I had little like
like silver stitching and they said it was because this
mattress had micro diamonds in it, micro diamonds, and one
of them was partnered with NASA, and I was like,
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will you just please go away and let me lay
on the bed and I'll let you.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Know, dude.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I took a full on nap on my son's three
hundred dollars bed that I got off the Amazon. It's awesome.
And that was a mattress in a box. And we're
talking like all in delivered to the door queen size
pillow top mattress. Yea, and it was like two hundred
and six dollars. And that's the thing with tax and
all the stuff.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
They kept trying to steer me away from the quote
traditional mattress because I guess those were lower end, and
they wanted me on a temper pedic.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
And I was like, that's not my thing.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
I like this kind of mattress and they were like,
but what about the micro diamonds. I don't care. I
just like I just want to beat. So cheers to
me getting the bed that I wanted, and jeers to
try being up sold for two hours on something I
did not want.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
You know, those temper pedic beds, like they're okay, but
you know what they're not great for doing it. Oh, okay,
it's like trying to bang in quicksands. Okay, because there's
no there's no bounce to.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
The mattress, right, so you just start sinking.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah it sucks.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yeah, that's not for me.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
So oh and then one guy we went to store,
We went to a furniture store and he was in
like a white like pharmacy coat like that was there,
and so I kept calling yes, and I kept calling
him doctor Couch and he did not think that was funny.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
But it's like, what what do you need? What are
you here for? What can I help you with?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Oh? I know this the Sleep Number store.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
No, this is a furniture store, but they all wear
white lab coats.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
No, there's a guy.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
It's a sleep number store that's right by my house,
which is where your new place is. And there's a
guy and he he swears he's a real doctor. He's
saying he had doctor Bruce or doctor that's how he
presents it, because I guess he used to be a doctor,
so he really knows about beds and sleeps.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
I don't like it. I don't like being followed around.
I don't like the stolen valor of the fake doctor.
Please just let I will let you.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Know what doctor.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Thank you. So that's my jeers.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
Everyone just get a little less aggressive, and I promise
people will stay in your store longer.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
And don't you think when you're at the store testing
out the mattresses after five minutes they all kind of
feel the same.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
That's what I said. And she was very offended. Really yeah,
like put the micro diamonds. I like, I don't know
what means. It means nothing, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
But I got a nice little, you know, low not
low end, but like you know, lower expense mattress.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
I'm very excited about it.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Okay, So on Amazon if you want to find this,
you know, I'll make I'll make a link to it, okay,
and I'll put it in the Instagram store because people
have asked I think.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
So the brand is a N like an adamant A
D A M A N T N.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
O y au.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Oh yeah, here it comes up, It.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Comes up right away.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Queen Mattress twelve inch Queen size mattress in a box,
memory foam hybrid mattress. It's it's the memory foam and
like a traditional innerspring kind of thing. Queen size ninety nine.
I'm telling you it's awesome. It's a great mattress.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
I like what I'm here.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I slept like a baby.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Get the you can get the King for two sixty nine, dude, sweet.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
A great deal. That's a big made you take a
nap in your kids room. Well, because I I went,
I went to go see.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I wasn't gonna say anything, but fair question.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Well I went in there to go see because they
say after you take those beds out of the box,
you're supposed to let them like plump up, plump up
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
For so it had been a couple of days.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
I I tested it out, like you know, just kind
of sat on it for a minute and like, okay,
I'll come back in a couple of days and check
it out. And then as I was going in there
check it out, I sat in the bed because the
phone starts ringing, so I start talking on the phone.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
And now I'm I kind of like on the bed
that kind of laying there. And as soon as the
phone calls are like it's kind of nice. I just
met I closed my eyes for a second. Next thing
I know, it's been an hour get out of my bed.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
All right, well it was it was.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
It wasn't home, it was he was out of the house.
It does look very nobody was home. I'll post a
link to it on the on our Instagram story at
the Woody Show. The Woody Show and our new little
uh furry friend is still here, menace. Yes, was driving
to work this morning and saw this dog just kind
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of wandering around this intersection. There was no person in sight,
and so he, uh, he got the dog into the
car and got here to the radio station with some
surprise seed bass.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Maybe he has already complained to HR being drafted.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah, but in this, in this particular situation, like he
you know, he's not like he just brought his dog
into work.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Okay, that's great.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Do we not have any any outdoor areas you're here
with any sort of leashing options? I'm guessing there we
have no. But are you being serious, like in the
middle of the night. I mean, it's okay for the moment,
gonna say, I don't think that big of a dick.
Maybe we did a makeshift leash with audio cables.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, yeah, And so it's worked out pretty well. But
I'll tell you like Morgan's having the best time.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
You can see on our Instagram story. We're trying to
figure out what kind of dog it is. It's on
our Instagram at the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Yeah, she's just so cute.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
She loves belly rubs.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
So medic is going to heaven.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Yeah, we have you know, we've had contact with the
owners that the dog is being watched by somebody else,
which we can't get a hold of currently.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Dude, I had a moment this weekend where you know,
I came back from run some errands and the dog
greets me at the door, toy in her mouth. Yeah,
And I just had this moment where like I felt
like my heart was going to explode.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I did.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I was overcome with this very much chick like emotion.
And I was and my wife is there, and I go,
oh my god, I love this animal so effing much, like.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Oh my god, how do you not just to death?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
I'm like just in her face and just like I
don't know, I just have one of those moments with
either someone or something and it just kind of hits.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
You all at once.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
You're right, though, it's usually animals and not.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Every once in a while, like I looked at my
I looked at my wife recently and I just had
this this thought. I looked at her, I go, that's
my person.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Yeah she's a badass.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I'm like, yeah, there you go, that's that's my person.
Next month will be our seventeenth anniversary. Yeah, and you
know you've gone. You go through a lot in the
course over the years, and you know, good stuff, bad
stuff or whatever, but it doesn't happen all the time.
I'm not one of those sappy fools where it's like,
you know, I heart my wife bumper stick or whatever.
(17:39):
I love her and she knows I love her, and
I know she loves me, even though I teased her,
like uh, they always say, nobody hates you more than
the woman who loves you, and I like that.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I saw I saw a meme and it was so funny.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
It's this woman giving this Claire perfect.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Did you ever see the video or you know there's
a ton of them on social media where it's like
women when they first spot their husband in the crowd
and they're like kind of like all smile and they
they look over they make eye contact with the husband.
All of a sudden, the face just goes ye like,
oh there you are, Like, okay, I hate him so much.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah, yeah, that's a great one. I love it. Yeah,
that's totally my parents. Yeah. I think about my mom
all the time, like, you are so mean to dad.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
My god, nobody hates you more than the woman who
loves you.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
That's hilarious, perfect.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
But yeah, I just had that, uh, that random thought
like walking in the door and like, just man, I
wanted to like just well, you.
Speaker 6 (18:34):
Get that cuteness aggression right there, don't. They're so cute
you just start like shaking and wanting to of nice
and men.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Yeah right, I hugged it too hard. Yeah, I bet the.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Mouth too hard. Nobody loves a dog more than the
guy who really kind of didn't want a dog totally.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
I didn't want the responsibility of a dog, Greg, Yeah,
I know, I love dogs.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I just didn't want the responsibility of one.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
That should be on your kids.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Look at you now.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah eight seven seven forty for text us on to
two two nine eight seven Sea Bass Weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Well, I'd like to do it first ever cheers two
Sea Bass.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Oh because uncharacteristic odd.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Well, but it was it was based off of Jeers.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Now I was driving, oh and uh, you know, traffic
sometimes happens big light, want light wide, excuse me, freeway,
And I thought to myself, you know what's gonna happen.
Some jackass is going to use the shoulder as his
own personal free Oh look at me, I'm so.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Fast over here.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Look at so you kind of went into the shoulder.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
And just as I had this thought, what do I
see over my shoulder? But big old like suburban getting
ready to plow through and nope, right in the shoulder.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Oh walked him.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
So satisfied the most because I see he's like and
then I see him like waiting like you know, ten
car legs back like he's he's in the shoulder.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
He wants to.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Come, but he's not coming. You're one of those guys
exactly now?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Are you one of the people who like.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
The flow of traffic's going, but you don't like how
fast people are going, so you'll kind of pleasee the
traffic with your own speed that people can't completely.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Terrible analogy because I'm in this case the flow. I'm
with the flow of traffic. The other guy is the
one who's trying to bypass the flow of traffic. You're
pretty safety. But it's another form of policing.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
It is.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
I do like that hipcheck every once in a while.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
I'm not far off into the the to their shoulder.
I'm not causing the same problem he'd be.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I don't care, Greg, I'm just wondering if you got Tamson.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Thanks Greg, and terrible analogybate. But yeah, but I just
love it because he thinks he's so cool. He thinks
he's above the law. Again, it's a safety issue for
emergency vehicles, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
You know what else you see a lot is in
a merged lane. You're merging onto a freeway. People in
the right lane will cut over to get into the
people that are merging, just to merge. Again, we need
a zipper like education course. I'll see signs every very
rarely I'll see a sign explaining how zipper merging means. Meaning,
don't if you have a bottleneck like mcgreg's saying, like
(20:59):
a merge, go to where the bottleneck is and then
go one one one one one one. Yeah, don't create,
don't artificially extend the bottleneck by diving over.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Or send people if it's his lan closed ahead one mile,
that doesn't mean get over now. Panic, Yeah, go to
where it merges. And then it's one from the left,
one from the right, r one from the left, one
for the right. And that's how you keep it to
you know it's gonna be. You know, your best case
scenario for not racking things up. Do not extend the
bottleneck correct where it is the metal post that can
(21:30):
just pop up button.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
I saw one video one time of a cop I
think it was in the Massachusetts area.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Who he was.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
He like they had an infamous area where people just
dived over or whatever in his shoulders. He just sat
there all morning long, right, So satisfying.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Cheers two sea bass and geers to the guys.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Any any guy who thinks that you're the dude is
it's always guys who thinks that, Oh well, emergency lane,
that's my lay.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Now I'm so smart.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Look look what I figured out that I thought of jacks.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I just saw somebody doing. They miss their exit, inst
they're backing up in the shoulder.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Just go down.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
All the roads connect, Yeah, and that applies to all
situations like that. I see that on left turns a
lot where they didn't get in the left turn lane.
But now they still want to make left turns. Now
they're hitting. Now they're holding up the left lane of
traffic that should be going straight right.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
You screwed up.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Take your medicine and go around the block.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Greg Gory Weekend cheers and jeers. Cheers to the man
who could have been my life partner, TV creator Ryan Murphy.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Multi.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
In fact, all of you, except for Menace, you weren't
working with us. This is years ago.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
We were working at a radio station San Francisco. Ryan
Murphy came in to promote us.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
But it might have been the beginning of American Horror Story. Yeah,
like whatever his current project was.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
And he was straight up infatuated with Greg at a
time Greg was married to a woman. Greg still in
the closet, Greg out of the closet, gay self right,
he could be mister Murphy right now.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
I know not Greg Mury, Gregory, Greg Murphy, Greg Murphy.
I'd be living in a nancy.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
You probably hate him for providing for you right now.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
It would be terrible. I want to have my own career,
like those words would ever come out of my mouth
and Also, he's kind of too white for you, right, Yeah,
he's definitely not my type type. Uh. Anyway, cheers to
Ryan Murphy for American Horror Stories. I was off board
American Horror Story because he chose wrongly to cast Lady
(23:30):
Gaga in the one that was called Hotel. She's a
great singer, she's a terrible actress, So I was off
board with American Horror Story. You seem to think that
she's a great actor, keep putting her in stuff wrong,
She's terrible.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
If you were married to him, grag, this wouldn't have happened.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I would have on babe. So I went back on
Hulu and found American Horror Stories, which I hadn't checked
out because Gaga ruined the series for me. So these
are different. These are standalone one hour like oh.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
Really, I didn't even know that existed.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
They're trippy, They're kind of like the Twilight Zone like
they're I'm in really good graphic and scary and gross
and weird. So cheers to that. Jeers too. I guess
the way SeaBASS cheered himself. Jeers to myself because I
was being all manly, I was taking care of this
rock project. I wanted to do. I was getting rid
of wood chips and putting in rocks. So I take
(24:22):
the truck, go to home depot, get the cart full
of these rocks and so heavy I can barely push it.
And I go to the register. And I don't know
if all home depots have this, but they have an
outdoor cash register in the garden section. So I go
to that, ringing up my rocks, about to go back
to my truck, and as I'm putting my card back
in my wallet, a junebug comes and goes right by
(24:44):
my ear and hits me in the side of the head,
right in front of the cashier. These two young girls,
I went, they were laughing at me so hard. This
manly man. Wow, I almost had a heart. You want
your receipt rocks? What a cool day at the home.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
You guys?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Hits my head?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Oh my god, bug would have killed you, probably, Sammy.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
What's your weekend? Cheers and jeers?
Speaker 7 (25:28):
My cheers is mostly just to day drinking with my family.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
I love day drinking when it comes about.
Speaker 7 (25:33):
And when everyone's on the same page of like, you
know what, let's start early.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
We won't be up super late.
Speaker 7 (25:38):
Even though you do end up you're drinking from like
noon until eleven pm, so it ends up plastic.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Than you expected. But it was fun.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
And I know that a lot of people in this
room talking about how they don't drink with their parents.
To me, that's crazy, and I love drinking with my parents.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
It's so fun. So I got to see my parents
and my sister.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
And drink all day.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
When that happens my dad.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
And my gears is to not doing laundry all weekend.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Not just laundry.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
My place is a mess. There are dishes in the
same food in them.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Like, I actually did.
Speaker 7 (26:09):
Stuff this weekend, so that's good, but nothing got done.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Those are the best weekends, though, I know, Like I
feel good when I have a really productive weekend and
I knock a bunch of stuff out. Yeah, I also
feel just as good if I had one of those
weekends where I literally because that's always the goals to
do nothing, but when I actually but when I actually
pull it off, and I'm like, man, like I had
somewhat of that day yesterday because I slept in, I
(26:35):
got up, I did like a tiny bit of stuff
for work this morning, and then I fell back asleep
for another nap.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Wow, that's good.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
And I woke up like a pro and I wish
I could. And I woke up and just kind of
tooled around the house for a little bit and then
just kind of laid back down on the couch and
kind of did like this half sleep, half like watch TV.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Did you watch an eighties movie? Uh?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
No, because I didn't. I wasn't committed to it because
I could barely keep my eyes open.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
As my mom would say, you must have needed it.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
But that is that to me, is as good as
being super productive, either one or the other, like in
the middle, not so great.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
It's one of the other.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Sammy's talking about a third kind, which is socially productive, Like.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, around, don't say where you know her house is
a mess because she, you know, whatever, chose her this.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
One what I did.
Speaker 7 (27:24):
But then now I'm like, oh, come on, you couldn't
have done something.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Somewhere without laundry.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yeah right, eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can
send us a text over to two two nine eight seven.
What are they going to come pick up this dog?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Don't you think if you got a phone call that
you know cause you talk to the owner right.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
I talked to the owner, and the owner is trying
to get a hold of the Sun. The son is
the one that is looking after a dog. And then
I'm looking at the neighborhood watch and apparently there's three
other dogs in the neighborhood too that were just found.
What so this might all be from the same house
and they so I got the address of the Sun,
and I told them to check it out, and no
(28:07):
one's answered.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
What do you think was about to go check out
the dog?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
But yeah, go say it's.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
A little baby. But guess what. The carpet is already
blonde hair. That's what I'm already move.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
I can already feel my eyes itching.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Oh show right back.
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