October 1, 2025 • 19 mins
News Headlines, Menace's Birthday Month Wishlist, Redneck News & More!
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yeah, everybody feels differently when it comes to birthdays. I mean,
the vast majority of people, they're into.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Their own birthday. They're they're into it.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yeah fine, like they're they're down with having like some
kind of Yeah, it doesn't have to be super massive,
bigger production thing, yeah, but an acknowledgment. And then there's
the other side where dude, I just find I find
the attention on a birthday to.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Be awkward and I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
It has nothing to do with age or getting I'm
not a I don't care how old I am or it's.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Not about that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, so like for me, not so much. But then
there's the opposite of that, which is menace slightly because
but you know it is if we are going to stereotype, Yeah,
it's mostly chicks to do the the birthday week or
the birthday weekend, very rarely the birthday month, which is
where menace is at.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
He's got a I mean, I started your trend. There's
more people celebrating it nowadays. Oh yeah, how do you
feel about your birthday, Morgan? Are you? I like it?
But I kind of feel the same as you. It's
a little awkward with say birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Is fine, but no good ones. I don't I don't
need cards, I don't need I don't want any gifts.
I don't need a balloon arch No balloons, don't That's
the thing I know.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I don't want that.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Men.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I'm surprised you don't celebrate your half birthday. I know
people that do that.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah. No, no, no.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
That's not official.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
You seem to be like you'd be like a big birthday.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
I mean, I like, I like, you know, oh happy birthday,
Oh thank you, you know, but I don't need a
whole thing, greg.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
I remember in kindergarten when it was your birthday, you
had to bring cupcakes or don'ts or something like that.
And I in kindergarten, I told the teacher I'm supposed
to bring cupcakes because it's my birthday, but I don't
want the class to sing to me.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I hate it.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I hate.
Speaker 7 (01:58):
It.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I know a lot of people who love their birthday,
but they don't want any singing at restaurants that.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I used to have a panic attack.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I want no singing.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
No. I like to do it randomly because the restaurant
doesn't know in or care if it's someone's actual birthday.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Now just so you know.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
It's her birthday if you will. And so they come
over all of a sudden, they.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Was like, wait, what.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Has your wife not murdered you?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Well, I mean I haven't done it to her. But
there's a friend of mine whenever he and his family
go out, like that's their thing. They always like decide
kind of secret ballot who they're going to say is
the birthday even though it's not a lot that's uh
sammy birthday person.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
SeaBASS just had a birthday. I am I'm a grown adult,
so I don't need recognition. No, But do your parents
send you like a card for your birthday?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
How does that work? Because your your parents don't seem
like they be like the card type.
Speaker 8 (02:51):
I gotta I gotta get get a card from my
grandmother still with your birthday. He'll still give me money
to which I don't do they really Well, it's direct deposits.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
They have direct deposit for you, your parents because they
I still have what my checking account is still the
same account I opened when I was nine years old,
so they still have access to it.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
It's attached to.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
The homeschooling that still is intact, still attached.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I have my own Acorn's account. Thank you. I have
my own LLC. For gods, I'm gonna grown adult. But
because by the way, fun fact, I opened my account
in the in the same in the same branch where Ernest,
like Ernest goes to jail, like that the bank robbery
scene was was taken. Okay, now what a reference. Ernest
(03:52):
is a big point of pride in Nashville.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I know exactly one person that would care, and I'm
married to him.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Rph Books. I'm want to I want to put this
out there. I am putting this out.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
There selfishly because if we are supposed to honor people's
wishes for their.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Well, it's their birthday. You get to choose where we go.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
You get to make this decision, you get to Okay,
you know, if there is somebody, let's just say, I'll
use myself as an example, who doesn't want a thing
about their birthday, can you please honor that, like if
that's the if that's the wish of the person who
has the birthday. And I'm saying this not sarcastically, I'm
legitimately asking a question to the room.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Don't you think that's fair? I think that's fairy.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Like you're asking that this is what I want for
my birthday. I just want this to be another day
at present. My knowing that you would want to do something,
that's enough. Yeah's that you would do something.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
One question? Can cake still come? It won't have your
name on it?
Speaker 7 (04:44):
Though?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
What can you mean? I mean, I'd rather not.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Okay, for everyone else, it's not you, then get a
cake for you, but it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
It's not a birthday cake. I'll bring like bagels or donuts.
But you could do that. You can do that on
any day.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Yeah, but you didn't like your tasty cakes. I brought
in tasty cakes.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
See that was very nice. It was a very nice gesture,
but you don't.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
But you didn't like that it was on your birthday.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
No.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I mean, it's just like I can't. I just can't
explain it.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I think the I think the attention on a birthday
just for me, it feels awkward over ten years old. Yeah,
like how people had that feeling and I don't. I
don't have this, Like speaking in front of a group
doesn't bother me, but that people that the feeling that
people describe get like that kind of like crawling in yourself. Yeah,
like the crawling out of your own skin kind of
(05:34):
feeling like that's when that's what That's what birthday attention
feels like to.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Me, all right, And so that's why I like, you know,
it's just i'd rather not did.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
You get beaten on your birthday?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
And I certainly don't want gifts because whenever I got
a gift from somebody, then I feel obligated to now
I gotta do something for them, right, And if I
was going to do something, I would have just done
it anyway.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I'm I'm that.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Person when you say you don't want a gift, I don't.
I would like to go the rest of my life
without getting a gift.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I know, I know you. I know you and I
are on the same page on that. I don't know
that feeling.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
In fact, menace has come up, has come up with
a whole wish list of things.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
You know, explain why that is a distinction. Why does
he make any difference? Right?
Speaker 6 (06:16):
What is your issue with that?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
No, I'm just saying I just like calling it a bucket?
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Why.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I don't know why you go out of your way
to say it though?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Every time he says wishless.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Because I made a graphic for it, and it says
bucket Oh there, okays Morgan, that's where the graphic came.
What is your guess?
Speaker 8 (06:36):
Because it makes I believe it makes it seem more
momentous and more important because when it's a birthday wish list,
like okay, little boy, way to go, but it's like
a bucket list, like oh, he gonna die soon. But
maybe I think it's yes, I think it's more.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I think it's more proper to call it a wishless
because these are all things that he wants.
Speaker 8 (06:56):
To call it a begging list begging.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
No, he's putting it out there, go do them yourself. Yeah,
he's trying to manifest.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
It's the bucket list.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Well, he'll go out there and he'll do it himself.
But like by putting it out there and get some
of the access that.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
He needs to do those things. You can't go to
the Nvidio headquarters by himself. Love that, but it's not
on the list this year.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
MENACE's birthday is October twenty eighth, that's the official day. Yes,
and so we're officially into MENACE's birthday month. And yeah,
so we'll we'll unveil his bucket lists. Not to be
confused with the wishload.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
My complexion is out of a urine. Your urine, everyone
in this room means vitamin deep, A.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Little lower, a little slower if you want to oil
him down, sunning their buttholes.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Wow, but chugging the sun wow, pretty much all deficient. Indeed, sorry,
I'm little cells. Are you down the d or not?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Give it to me all day long the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Well, it's MENACE's birthday month. Yeahsessing birthdays before the break.
There's no need to wish menas a happy birthday every
day of the month.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
To be acknowledged. Oh, I was okay, I was just
thinking about that.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
There is a gold sparkly Menace sash you like a
beauty pageant. Okay, Well, it's been hanging up there on
the wall right behind Menace here in the studio since
you got it, and I couldn't. I thought I saw
the other go what was that from? And why is
that still hanging there? I just thank you, thank you?
(08:24):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, And I spelled it correctly, but ironically,
you know why, because chicks love stuff like that in
trsn attention attention attention for me?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
All right, So MENACE's birthday month.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
Wish it's October and you know what that means, it's
menaces birthday.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
The counter is, yeah to October. Yeah, let's go to October.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Yeah, let's go to the birthday.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah. All right.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
So these are all things that menace like see happen
uh during this month and what you got this your menace?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Well in no particular order. Just FYI, this is just
a list starting off with a visit to the Jacket
a Box Test kitchen. Seeing a lot of people going
to the kitchen lately, and I would like to join
them in this, in this experience. So if anybody knows
anybody at Jacket a Box Corporate, all.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Right, so it's the Jack in the Box Test Kitchen
in San Diego. Yes, I would like to go experience that,
so please test it. Yeah, please reach out.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Another thing on the list is have a listener party
inside the TCL suite at SOFI Stadium. Now why why
is this on the list? This is on the list because.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Come from I know, like you, uh, you've done some
stuff with TCL as a client of the show.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
They're like a sponsor of the show. Yeah, but they
have access to this in the month of October, and
I feel like we can, you know, have a party.
What's in the suite. In the suite a lot of food,
a lot of drinks, and a really cool view. Okay,
see what's coming up there? A football games? Yeah, there's
a bunch of stuff. All right. Another thing on the list.
(10:12):
I looked this up.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
You know.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I got the key to the city of New Orleans
thanks to our our friend, the mayor.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah, he wanted a key to a city. Yeah, I
didn't care what city. And on yeah, in the city
of New Orleans.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Stepped up at a big city.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
What a show heard on all ninety two three there
in the New Orleans and yeah, so the Mayor of
New Orleans stepped up and MENTS got the key to
the city.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Hell yeah, Now what do you do next after that? Yeah,
well you get knighted. And I listen up. And I
would like to be knighted in the arts by the
country of Monaco.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Do we have to call you?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah? Yeah, Now, Monaco very active on Instagram, So I
like to send him this message and I would like
to be knighted in the art. It's because normally by
the citizen of the country. Yeah, but I looked it up,
and you don't have to be a citizen of the
country to be knighted by.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Is this like you can buy a square foot of
like land in Scotland and be a.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Lord square there you go. No, this is actual legit Monica.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
It's MENACE's birthday month. He's going over his Menace Birthday
Month wish list and so far, Jack in the Box
Test Kitchen in San Diego listener party the TCL Suite
at Sofi Stadium in Los Angeles, be knighted in the
arts by the Country of Morocco of Monaco, and then
what's next?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Next up? This is a Sammy idea and I totally
support it. Is visit the Dude Perfect h Q.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Yes, the shoes.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Perfect.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
The guys would make all those crazy trick shots and.
Speaker 9 (11:56):
And they have the coolest facilities, maybe the coolest stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
And then you seem like there's so much fun. You
never seen the dude perfect stuff.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
I didn't know that was called dude perfect.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
You have you have a Molly in your house who
is the perfect.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
He hasn't brought this to me.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
And why is Sammy into dude Perfect? It's for ten
year old boys.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
She must have a crush on one of the dudes,
Glen Powell must work there something.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Look like William Shadder, look like Glen Powell. Yeah, but
their facility looks awesome. I think we can make some
cool stuff.
Speaker 9 (12:24):
They're all attractive. Number one, it's just a lot of
fun to watch them. I would watch it with my
friends and we'd pick one of them to be a
winner because they do challenges and it was fun.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yes, okay, what else? All right? Next up is have
paddocked access at F one Austin. So I'm gonna go
to F one Austin anyways, but he wants to get
it's like the like the highest level of access you
can get. I have not experienced that yet. I'll like
to do that. Next up, we've talked about this in length,
is a first class ticket giveaway to Dubai.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
So I'm okay, So no longer go to Dubai first
class on Emirates. Now the thing on the listed give
it away.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Well, it's part of the thing that we were talking
about just paid for. I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yeah, Well we are getting it paid for. Yeah, like
we it started where Medicin and I were gonna have
to buy our own tickets for this thing.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
And then the company is like, well, if it's a
promotion and you're using it, you could use this budget.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
And I go, all right, okay, I will yeah, I said,
well twist are.
Speaker 8 (13:30):
Yeah, five hundred thousand less stickers were given out.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
No, because everything else was allocated. They were going through
like the remaining budget for the year, and the thing
they could spend it I was Doe buy it, and
it's one of those This is what's crazy is that
they won't let you carry it over to the next year.
We can use it for maybe a bigger purpose or
do something else. They go, no, you got to spend
it or you lose it, right, and it's got to
be spent by the end of the year. So they're
inventing ways to spend this money. And they go, well,
(13:54):
you know, we could pay for this. We can do
this giveaway. Each ticket, each round trip ticket for this
first class thing to Dubai on Emirates is twenty five
thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
So that's seventy five thousand dollars blown.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Is your rent and living expenses. She got run off.
She got access to the UFC offices.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Last yeah, hey, it's birthday month changed my life last.
Don't knock it, guys.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah, we'll change somebody's life by getting away to give
away first class flight to Dubai.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Okay, now it is birthday month wish list. Have you
guys been seeing this online? It looks pretty cool and
I would like to try it. People standing on top
of wind turbines. I have not seen that you have it,
So they did one day.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
The older guys were hugging each other goodbye because it
was on fire and they were going to die.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
They both died the other way. I did see that. Fine,
do that part, but I would like to climb up
to the top of one real quick. Check it out.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
No, thank you?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Yeah, I looked it up on YouTube. Yeah, you have
to go through like a lot of stuff to do it.
But I'm down all right. The next one, this is
coming back to the list, and fifteen people have told
me that they can have it happen, but it has
not happened. Is I would like to go inside the
hardwood suite at the Palms is a basketball court suite.
Go insider stay. I mean, if they let me stay,
(15:13):
I'm down. But I would least like to go inside
it and shoot some hoops. He just wants to go
shoot hoops. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
There's a room at the Palms in Vegas that has
a basketball court.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
In the room. Yeah cool. And then he wants to
go in there and shoot hoops.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I want to do that all right. Next up is
I would like to sit in on a taping. I
don't have to. I don't want to be on it
because I don't want to disappoint him. But Burt Chreischer
has something burning. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I just want to try the food that he makes.
I'm sure we can. I'm sure we can accomplish that.
Maybe I didn't know I had a studio audience though
he has people in the background. You can hear them.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah. I listened to all the episodes, all right. The
next up is be an extra on Apple TV's the Studio.
That'd be cool. Yeah, yeah, I love that show. It's
so funny, it's so good. All right. The next one
is we know a lot of people that know him,
and I really like cars Jade Leno's garage. Oh yeah,
(16:06):
I'd like to take a tour that okay, Yeah all right? Yeah,
he drives around Burbank and he's probably just like flag
him down one day on Sunday. Hey, Jake can come
see what you mean? And are we going? Okay, Yeah,
(16:27):
he's launching his tour right now with him. I was
just trying to early all right, uh, and the very
last thing and it's for Greg and I would like
to join, and it's on the list for the fifth
time his tour. The Brady Bunch House just announced that
(16:47):
they are actually going to be doing tours.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
Right, but I think it's already Mega sold out.
Speaker 7 (16:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I tried to go buy tickets so we could go,
and Mega sold out but said they're doing tours. I'm
sure I know somebody.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I'm sure they would accept a donation to the charity
they're raising money for, because that's.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
What they're doing.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
It's all the money that they get for tours, tickets
or whatever it was and walks or something. Yeah, it's
all going to this charity. So I would assume that
maybe in exchange for some mentions and a donation to
their charity, I'm sure that's.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Good play up. Menis is like special need status.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
It's not like the house is there for a limited time.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yeah, the house is just there, that's true. But it's
good that they're doing tours, right, now.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
And I think this is the air Menace. I think
we're going to do it.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Pray. You know. It looks like a lot of them,
like my grandmother's house on the outside. Yeah, from the Yeah,
it's like the seventies style. It is centuries.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
Yeah, and they made a one story house into a
two story house.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Well, there you go. That's it. That's it. Yep. It
is birthday wishless for twenty twenty five.
Speaker 7 (17:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Easy. It's all on our Instagram right now. If you
think you can help, you can reach out to the show.
One of them.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
Nuclear Impossible getting knighted by Monica, that's clear what happened.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
I think that's the that's the toughest one, Yeah, for sure,
because they don't know who the hell you are menace.
I think that's tough. I also think extra on the
studio is tough.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Do we know seth rogen m but you know generally
because you don't Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah, some of the stuff, I mean, pretty easy. We're
doing the Dubai thing right, you already have the relationship
with the people over t c L easy.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
I mean the Jack in the Box thing. Maybe I can't,
I can't say it pretty real. You can't see what
that'd be that yeah, you know, I mean we know
people in San Diego.
Speaker 8 (18:44):
I'm looking at the Monico Knights and like the people
in arts are like all these French actresses and a
violinisticiated by.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
The Prince's Chancellor guys and all.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Those people, and then you know menace me.
Speaker 8 (18:57):
Birthday sponsored by the letter L for loser and by
the number zero, the official percentage that a grown man
with a birthday month could ever be cool.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
On on show, us next hang out.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
To get away under there, the words very hickly.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Back in a few what do you showing? We'll be
back soon.
Yeah, everybody feels differently when it comes to birthdays. I mean,
the vast majority of people, they're into.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Their own birthday. They're they're into it.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yeah fine, like they're they're down with having like some
kind of Yeah, it doesn't have to be super massive,
bigger production thing, yeah, but an acknowledgment. And then there's
the other side where dude, I just find I find
the attention on a birthday to.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Be awkward and I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
It has nothing to do with age or getting I'm
not a I don't care how old I am or it's.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Not about that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, so like for me, not so much. But then
there's the opposite of that, which is menace slightly because
but you know it is if we are going to stereotype, Yeah,
it's mostly chicks to do the the birthday week or
the birthday weekend, very rarely the birthday month, which is
where menace is at.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
He's got a I mean, I started your trend. There's
more people celebrating it nowadays. Oh yeah, how do you
feel about your birthday, Morgan? Are you? I like it?
But I kind of feel the same as you. It's
a little awkward with say birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Is fine, but no good ones. I don't I don't
need cards, I don't need I don't want any gifts.
I don't need a balloon arch No balloons, don't That's
the thing I know.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I don't want that.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Men.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I'm surprised you don't celebrate your half birthday. I know
people that do that.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah. No, no, no.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
That's not official.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
You seem to be like you'd be like a big birthday.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
I mean, I like, I like, you know, oh happy birthday,
Oh thank you, you know, but I don't need a
whole thing, greg.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
I remember in kindergarten when it was your birthday, you
had to bring cupcakes or don'ts or something like that.
And I in kindergarten, I told the teacher I'm supposed
to bring cupcakes because it's my birthday, but I don't
want the class to sing to me.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I hate it.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I hate.
Speaker 7 (01:58):
It.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I know a lot of people who love their birthday,
but they don't want any singing at restaurants that.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I used to have a panic attack.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I want no singing.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
No. I like to do it randomly because the restaurant
doesn't know in or care if it's someone's actual birthday.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Now just so you know.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
It's her birthday if you will. And so they come
over all of a sudden, they.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Was like, wait, what.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Has your wife not murdered you?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Well, I mean I haven't done it to her. But
there's a friend of mine whenever he and his family
go out, like that's their thing. They always like decide
kind of secret ballot who they're going to say is
the birthday even though it's not a lot that's uh
sammy birthday person.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
SeaBASS just had a birthday. I am I'm a grown adult,
so I don't need recognition. No, But do your parents
send you like a card for your birthday?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
How does that work? Because your your parents don't seem
like they be like the card type.
Speaker 8 (02:51):
I gotta I gotta get get a card from my
grandmother still with your birthday. He'll still give me money
to which I don't do they really Well, it's direct deposits.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
They have direct deposit for you, your parents because they
I still have what my checking account is still the
same account I opened when I was nine years old,
so they still have access to it.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
It's attached to.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
The homeschooling that still is intact, still attached.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I have my own Acorn's account. Thank you. I have
my own LLC. For gods, I'm gonna grown adult. But
because by the way, fun fact, I opened my account
in the in the same in the same branch where Ernest,
like Ernest goes to jail, like that the bank robbery
scene was was taken. Okay, now what a reference. Ernest
(03:52):
is a big point of pride in Nashville.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I know exactly one person that would care, and I'm
married to him.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Rph Books. I'm want to I want to put this
out there. I am putting this out.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
There selfishly because if we are supposed to honor people's
wishes for their.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Well, it's their birthday. You get to choose where we go.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
You get to make this decision, you get to Okay,
you know, if there is somebody, let's just say, I'll
use myself as an example, who doesn't want a thing
about their birthday, can you please honor that, like if
that's the if that's the wish of the person who
has the birthday. And I'm saying this not sarcastically, I'm
legitimately asking a question to the room.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Don't you think that's fair? I think that's fairy.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Like you're asking that this is what I want for
my birthday. I just want this to be another day
at present. My knowing that you would want to do something,
that's enough. Yeah's that you would do something.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
One question? Can cake still come? It won't have your
name on it?
Speaker 7 (04:44):
Though?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
What can you mean? I mean, I'd rather not.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Okay, for everyone else, it's not you, then get a
cake for you, but it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
It's not a birthday cake. I'll bring like bagels or donuts.
But you could do that. You can do that on
any day.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Yeah, but you didn't like your tasty cakes. I brought
in tasty cakes.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
See that was very nice. It was a very nice gesture,
but you don't.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
But you didn't like that it was on your birthday.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
No.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I mean, it's just like I can't. I just can't
explain it.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I think the I think the attention on a birthday
just for me, it feels awkward over ten years old. Yeah,
like how people had that feeling and I don't. I
don't have this, Like speaking in front of a group
doesn't bother me, but that people that the feeling that
people describe get like that kind of like crawling in yourself. Yeah,
like the crawling out of your own skin kind of
(05:34):
feeling like that's when that's what That's what birthday attention
feels like to.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Me, all right, And so that's why I like, you know,
it's just i'd rather not did.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
You get beaten on your birthday?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
And I certainly don't want gifts because whenever I got
a gift from somebody, then I feel obligated to now
I gotta do something for them, right, And if I
was going to do something, I would have just done
it anyway.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I'm I'm that.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Person when you say you don't want a gift, I don't.
I would like to go the rest of my life
without getting a gift.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I know, I know you. I know you and I
are on the same page on that. I don't know
that feeling.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
In fact, menace has come up, has come up with
a whole wish list of things.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
You know, explain why that is a distinction. Why does
he make any difference? Right?
Speaker 6 (06:16):
What is your issue with that?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
No, I'm just saying I just like calling it a bucket?
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Why.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I don't know why you go out of your way
to say it though?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Every time he says wishless.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Because I made a graphic for it, and it says
bucket Oh there, okays Morgan, that's where the graphic came.
What is your guess?
Speaker 8 (06:36):
Because it makes I believe it makes it seem more
momentous and more important because when it's a birthday wish list,
like okay, little boy, way to go, but it's like
a bucket list, like oh, he gonna die soon. But
maybe I think it's yes, I think it's more.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I think it's more proper to call it a wishless
because these are all things that he wants.
Speaker 8 (06:56):
To call it a begging list begging.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
No, he's putting it out there, go do them yourself. Yeah,
he's trying to manifest.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
It's the bucket list.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Well, he'll go out there and he'll do it himself.
But like by putting it out there and get some
of the access that.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
He needs to do those things. You can't go to
the Nvidio headquarters by himself. Love that, but it's not
on the list this year.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
MENACE's birthday is October twenty eighth, that's the official day. Yes,
and so we're officially into MENACE's birthday month. And yeah,
so we'll we'll unveil his bucket lists. Not to be
confused with the wishload.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
My complexion is out of a urine. Your urine, everyone
in this room means vitamin deep, A.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Little lower, a little slower if you want to oil
him down, sunning their buttholes.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Wow, but chugging the sun wow, pretty much all deficient. Indeed, sorry,
I'm little cells. Are you down the d or not?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Give it to me all day long the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Well, it's MENACE's birthday month. Yeahsessing birthdays before the break.
There's no need to wish menas a happy birthday every
day of the month.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
To be acknowledged. Oh, I was okay, I was just
thinking about that.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
There is a gold sparkly Menace sash you like a
beauty pageant. Okay, Well, it's been hanging up there on
the wall right behind Menace here in the studio since
you got it, and I couldn't. I thought I saw
the other go what was that from? And why is
that still hanging there? I just thank you, thank you?
(08:24):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, And I spelled it correctly, but ironically,
you know why, because chicks love stuff like that in
trsn attention attention attention for me?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
All right, So MENACE's birthday month.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
Wish it's October and you know what that means, it's
menaces birthday.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
The counter is, yeah to October. Yeah, let's go to October.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Yeah, let's go to the birthday.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah. All right.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
So these are all things that menace like see happen
uh during this month and what you got this your menace?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Well in no particular order. Just FYI, this is just
a list starting off with a visit to the Jacket
a Box Test kitchen. Seeing a lot of people going
to the kitchen lately, and I would like to join
them in this, in this experience. So if anybody knows
anybody at Jacket a Box Corporate, all.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Right, so it's the Jack in the Box Test Kitchen
in San Diego. Yes, I would like to go experience that,
so please test it. Yeah, please reach out.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Another thing on the list is have a listener party
inside the TCL suite at SOFI Stadium. Now why why
is this on the list? This is on the list because.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Come from I know, like you, uh, you've done some
stuff with TCL as a client of the show.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
They're like a sponsor of the show. Yeah, but they
have access to this in the month of October, and
I feel like we can, you know, have a party.
What's in the suite. In the suite a lot of food,
a lot of drinks, and a really cool view. Okay,
see what's coming up there? A football games? Yeah, there's
a bunch of stuff. All right. Another thing on the list.
(10:12):
I looked this up.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
You know.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I got the key to the city of New Orleans
thanks to our our friend, the mayor.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah, he wanted a key to a city. Yeah, I
didn't care what city. And on yeah, in the city
of New Orleans.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Stepped up at a big city.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
What a show heard on all ninety two three there
in the New Orleans and yeah, so the Mayor of
New Orleans stepped up and MENTS got the key to
the city.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Hell yeah, Now what do you do next after that? Yeah,
well you get knighted. And I listen up. And I
would like to be knighted in the arts by the
country of Monaco.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Do we have to call you?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah? Yeah, Now, Monaco very active on Instagram, So I
like to send him this message and I would like
to be knighted in the art. It's because normally by
the citizen of the country. Yeah, but I looked it up,
and you don't have to be a citizen of the
country to be knighted by.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Is this like you can buy a square foot of
like land in Scotland and be a.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Lord square there you go. No, this is actual legit Monica.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
It's MENACE's birthday month. He's going over his Menace Birthday
Month wish list and so far, Jack in the Box
Test Kitchen in San Diego listener party the TCL Suite
at Sofi Stadium in Los Angeles, be knighted in the
arts by the Country of Morocco of Monaco, and then
what's next?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Next up? This is a Sammy idea and I totally
support it. Is visit the Dude Perfect h Q.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Yes, the shoes.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Perfect.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
The guys would make all those crazy trick shots and.
Speaker 9 (11:56):
And they have the coolest facilities, maybe the coolest stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
And then you seem like there's so much fun. You
never seen the dude perfect stuff.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
I didn't know that was called dude perfect.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
You have you have a Molly in your house who
is the perfect.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
He hasn't brought this to me.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
And why is Sammy into dude Perfect? It's for ten
year old boys.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
She must have a crush on one of the dudes,
Glen Powell must work there something.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Look like William Shadder, look like Glen Powell. Yeah, but
their facility looks awesome. I think we can make some
cool stuff.
Speaker 9 (12:24):
They're all attractive. Number one, it's just a lot of
fun to watch them. I would watch it with my
friends and we'd pick one of them to be a
winner because they do challenges and it was fun.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yes, okay, what else? All right? Next up is have
paddocked access at F one Austin. So I'm gonna go
to F one Austin anyways, but he wants to get
it's like the like the highest level of access you
can get. I have not experienced that yet. I'll like
to do that. Next up, we've talked about this in length,
is a first class ticket giveaway to Dubai.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
So I'm okay, So no longer go to Dubai first
class on Emirates. Now the thing on the listed give
it away.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Well, it's part of the thing that we were talking
about just paid for. I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yeah, Well we are getting it paid for. Yeah, like
we it started where Medicin and I were gonna have
to buy our own tickets for this thing.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
And then the company is like, well, if it's a
promotion and you're using it, you could use this budget.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
And I go, all right, okay, I will yeah, I said,
well twist are.
Speaker 8 (13:30):
Yeah, five hundred thousand less stickers were given out.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
No, because everything else was allocated. They were going through
like the remaining budget for the year, and the thing
they could spend it I was Doe buy it, and
it's one of those This is what's crazy is that
they won't let you carry it over to the next year.
We can use it for maybe a bigger purpose or
do something else. They go, no, you got to spend
it or you lose it, right, and it's got to
be spent by the end of the year. So they're
inventing ways to spend this money. And they go, well,
(13:54):
you know, we could pay for this. We can do
this giveaway. Each ticket, each round trip ticket for this
first class thing to Dubai on Emirates is twenty five
thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
So that's seventy five thousand dollars blown.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Is your rent and living expenses. She got run off.
She got access to the UFC offices.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Last yeah, hey, it's birthday month changed my life last.
Don't knock it, guys.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah, we'll change somebody's life by getting away to give
away first class flight to Dubai.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Okay, now it is birthday month wish list. Have you
guys been seeing this online? It looks pretty cool and
I would like to try it. People standing on top
of wind turbines. I have not seen that you have it,
So they did one day.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
The older guys were hugging each other goodbye because it
was on fire and they were going to die.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
They both died the other way. I did see that. Fine,
do that part, but I would like to climb up
to the top of one real quick. Check it out.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
No, thank you?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Yeah, I looked it up on YouTube. Yeah, you have
to go through like a lot of stuff to do it.
But I'm down all right. The next one, this is
coming back to the list, and fifteen people have told
me that they can have it happen, but it has
not happened. Is I would like to go inside the
hardwood suite at the Palms is a basketball court suite.
Go insider stay. I mean, if they let me stay,
(15:13):
I'm down. But I would least like to go inside
it and shoot some hoops. He just wants to go
shoot hoops. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
There's a room at the Palms in Vegas that has
a basketball court.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
In the room. Yeah cool. And then he wants to
go in there and shoot hoops.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I want to do that all right. Next up is
I would like to sit in on a taping. I
don't have to. I don't want to be on it
because I don't want to disappoint him. But Burt Chreischer
has something burning. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I just want to try the food that he makes.
I'm sure we can. I'm sure we can accomplish that.
Maybe I didn't know I had a studio audience though
he has people in the background. You can hear them.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah. I listened to all the episodes, all right. The
next up is be an extra on Apple TV's the Studio.
That'd be cool. Yeah, yeah, I love that show. It's
so funny, it's so good. All right. The next one
is we know a lot of people that know him,
and I really like cars Jade Leno's garage. Oh yeah,
(16:06):
I'd like to take a tour that okay, Yeah all right? Yeah,
he drives around Burbank and he's probably just like flag
him down one day on Sunday. Hey, Jake can come
see what you mean? And are we going? Okay, Yeah,
(16:27):
he's launching his tour right now with him. I was
just trying to early all right, uh, and the very
last thing and it's for Greg and I would like
to join, and it's on the list for the fifth
time his tour. The Brady Bunch House just announced that
(16:47):
they are actually going to be doing tours.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
Right, but I think it's already Mega sold out.
Speaker 7 (16:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I tried to go buy tickets so we could go,
and Mega sold out but said they're doing tours. I'm
sure I know somebody.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I'm sure they would accept a donation to the charity
they're raising money for, because that's.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
What they're doing.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
It's all the money that they get for tours, tickets
or whatever it was and walks or something. Yeah, it's
all going to this charity. So I would assume that
maybe in exchange for some mentions and a donation to
their charity, I'm sure that's.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Good play up. Menis is like special need status.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
It's not like the house is there for a limited time.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yeah, the house is just there, that's true. But it's
good that they're doing tours, right, now.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
And I think this is the air Menace. I think
we're going to do it.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Pray. You know. It looks like a lot of them,
like my grandmother's house on the outside. Yeah, from the Yeah,
it's like the seventies style. It is centuries.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
Yeah, and they made a one story house into a
two story house.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Well, there you go. That's it. That's it. Yep. It
is birthday wishless for twenty twenty five.
Speaker 7 (17:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Easy. It's all on our Instagram right now. If you
think you can help, you can reach out to the show.
One of them.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
Nuclear Impossible getting knighted by Monica, that's clear what happened.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
I think that's the that's the toughest one, Yeah, for sure,
because they don't know who the hell you are menace.
I think that's tough. I also think extra on the
studio is tough.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Do we know seth rogen m but you know generally
because you don't Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah, some of the stuff, I mean, pretty easy. We're
doing the Dubai thing right, you already have the relationship
with the people over t c L easy.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
I mean the Jack in the Box thing. Maybe I can't,
I can't say it pretty real. You can't see what
that'd be that yeah, you know, I mean we know
people in San Diego.
Speaker 8 (18:44):
I'm looking at the Monico Knights and like the people
in arts are like all these French actresses and a
violinisticiated by.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
The Prince's Chancellor guys and all.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Those people, and then you know menace me.
Speaker 8 (18:57):
Birthday sponsored by the letter L for loser and by
the number zero, the official percentage that a grown man
with a birthday month could ever be cool.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
On on show, us next hang out.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
To get away under there, the words very hickly.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Back in a few what do you showing? We'll be
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