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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Good morning, Happy Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Friday is right.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
It is October the third, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
My name is Woody.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
That is Greg Gordy. Good morning, we got menace.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
What is up?
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Hi seed masses here? We got Sammy Morgan is here morning.
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We got the fail stories coming up for you this hour.
We'll get to those. The wild Card round of the
MLB Playoff that's over now, Padres, Red Sox, Guardians, goodbye,
all eliminated.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
So the Division series that starts tomorrow. So that's Dodgers
and Phillies, Cubs, Brewers, Tigers, Mariners and then Yankees Blue Jays,
all all solid matchups, potential to make baseball interesting.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Yeah right, really nothing like super random in there.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
No, no, no, I mean, but those were those were
solid Dodgers Phillies. That's gonna be a great series. Brewers
had the best record in baseball and they also Cubs.
Brewers also just a natural rival, kind of like the
Yankees Red Sox thing. Huh. Those two teams always battle
because you know, geographically they're so close. Tigers Mariners both
have had amazing seasons and then Yankees Blue Jays division. Right,
(01:37):
But I mean it's weird, like I still, for whatever reason,
I can't take the Blue Jays seriously. I have a
hard time because they sucked so hard for so long.
I just have a hard time, hard time keeping it. Yeah, Karrie, Yeah,
last night on Thursday Night Football, the forty nine Ers
beat the Lambs in overtime twenty six to twenty three.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
That was the craziest game I've seen in a very
long time.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, Greg's forty nine Ers. Now here's the thing that
the game winning field goal ricocheted off the crossbar.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
It but that hissed it in.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
But that that counts Now, the Rams at that point
still had a chance. But instead of I don't I
don't get it when teams do this, I feel like
you're you're not really giving yourself even I mean, I
guess you do have a chance, but like, I don't
feel like you're setting yourself up for success. That's a
that's a term that parents use with kids. Now we
use that. Uh is this really your best opportunity to
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set yourself up for success?
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I'm not sure it is. But instead of tying it
on fourth down, they decided to go for it. Yeah,
came up short, Ye lost losers. Yeah. Dan Campbell, who's
the lead lead, the lead singer, the head coach for
the Detroit Lions, he likes to do that, like he
loves for it, dude. And I mean, at one point,
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dumbas Tyler might remember this, didn't he have to move
Dan Campbell like he because he he made some call
where he got a real balls and then he went
for it and then they lost, and then he was
getting all kinds of death threats and stuff, and he
had to move.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
I think I remember something about that, remember that story. Yeah,
But with Dan Campbell, he's just he's a gambler, man,
He's just that.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Guy, Dan Gambler. I hate when my team does crap
like that. I hate it. Yeah, I like Mike Tomlin
starts doing stuff like that. I get so pissed.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
I vaguely remember what you're talking about when he when
they came to Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I think there was like, yeah, there was like a
whole thing about it. I don't remember the specifics clearly,
but what.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I loved about the game last night, especially in my opinion,
there was so much passing. It was I can't stand
the handoffs where they just run right into a wall.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Why do they do that? They just run right into
the other guy. I'm like, well, the idea here, babe,
is that see these guys up front, that's the offensive line,
that they're going to create some space for this guy. Yeah,
and he's gonna be able to rip off like a
fifteen to twenty five yeard whenever you run, is gonna
be able to get more than you know, the half
a yard he just picked up here.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
But that wasn't the plan your team, the Falcons did.
They have like one of the quarterbacks, he was notorious.
All he did was handoffs, right he never.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Oh that was last year. So Kirk Cousins was handing
the ball off because he wasn't fully healed from his
ruptured achilles the year before.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Yeah, but I thought the the guy before that. Also Mariota.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
Mariota suck too. Yeah, I mean, dude, they've had terrible
quarterbacks for like six seven.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Years that they're never throwing the ball.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Oh, hey, who's the guy I asked you about who's
on your team? He's got the crazy name. Oh saved
his name right now? Uh, you said his name was
Storm Norton. Yeah, there's a guy. There's a guy on
the on the falcon, Storm Norton. The only reason you
want to be a general. Oh no, it gets better.
The only reason I remembered that is because I was
watching a game earlier in the week. The Dolphins have
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a guy named storm Duck.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Is that things?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
That's his name?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Storm?
Speaker 7 (04:55):
Well, which Kardashian is a kid named Stormy? Maybe that's
the thing.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, but storm Duck Duck.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
But this has to be over years old though.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Speaking of funny names, there was a thing I saw
this morning going through all the different websites. New York
Post has a headline here here, I'll have h I'll
have you read it. Greg Harvard hires drag queen named
Lahoreagistan as a visiting professor. Vagistan. Now, clearly that's the
(05:30):
stage Nameistan someone's.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
Gonna name their kid that pature you Fromagistan, Lahore, Vagistan.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
My name was Lahore right after my divorce.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Get it.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I'm gonna be teaching a class on RuPaul's drag race.
My god, that's teaching Lahore Maagistan. Nice Harvard fun class
Studies of Gender and Sexuality program will have two classes. Queer.
I don't even know if this is f ethno group, Okay, ethnography, ethnography, ethnography.
(06:09):
What is that ethnography? Queer ethnograph? I've not even seen
that ethnography.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Maybe that's another word for geography.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
Ethnic people, castro uh and then and then also she's
give me a politics, stop it right now, politics, drag,
race and desire.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Of course, there's people out there.
Speaker 9 (06:33):
I have a question paying for this.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Class expressing their disapproval, and some saying that the higher
drags Harvard's name quote through the mud. Yeah, I love
the name Lahore. Magistans professor on.
Speaker 9 (06:48):
My Starbucks order next time.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Do you think it would be rude for me to
be like Professor Vadge it.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Is to be a cat about it.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, Storm the Duck. He's a cornerback for the Miami Dolphins.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Storm.
Speaker 9 (07:01):
Okay, that was blame the first one.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Storm Norton, Norton place for place for the falcons and
what was it? What was that? What was that bit?
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Key and peel Oh the best, Yeah there is.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
It's like the ever done.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
The East West. Oh, dude, the guy and hey, uh
you guys, this is a real person. He plays for
Eastern Michigan. In his legal name, not a stage name,
is Noah Nigga k and I G G A. And
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people are having a field day with that, as you
can imagine. But he's leaned into it. He is selling merchandise,
damn and and so of course there are people who
are upset by it. But it's it's legally his name.
Speaker 10 (07:50):
Yeah, don't blame him.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It's not like his parents even like changed their name
as a joke like that. I guess that's just the family.
Speaker 9 (07:57):
Does the parents know that when they named him to.
Speaker 10 (08:01):
What's the difference? It's their last name.
Speaker 9 (08:02):
The name though wasn't yeah, but to pick Noah's the
first name.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
There was like a Dave Chappelle problem, just crazy, there's
that Dave Chappelle. But the Chappelle show bit where like
like the family they had an I don't. I'm not
even a guess the name because I'm gonna get it wrong.
You think it is, Yeah, but it's like, oh look
he's got those lips, he's got those whatever. Dude, it
was that show is so good. I feel like I'm
(08:26):
seeing more Chappelle. That's a bit that that pop up.
Yeah you were You've never been a Key and Peel fan.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
And thank god our friend Charlottage and the God just
backed me out recently on a podcast saying how terrible that.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah, you want to hear some other good college football name? Yes, please,
the realist Clark. He plays for Kent State. There's a
wide receiver who plays for Rice Mo m o h
Billity Mobile.
Speaker 10 (08:57):
Yeah, you need to get a scooter.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
N Road Tuggle is a wide receiver for Purdue.
Speaker 10 (09:03):
Is he an American gladiator?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Nitro Tuggle? Yeah, it does sound like You're right, It
does sound it does sound like that. Rocky Beers is
a tight end for Colorado State.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Now these names are cool.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yea a defensive end for cal His name is Legend
Journey Rocky Beers.
Speaker 10 (09:20):
By the way, it looks like a Rocky Bears.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
UNLV has a player defensive lineman chief Borders. You got
Squirrel White who plays for Florida State. Hell yeah, Indian
Princess Group King Large is an offensive lineman.
Speaker 10 (09:36):
Hell yeah, Sir Bible for San Jose State. Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Excuse me, sir, Central Arkansas has a defensive back. His
name is Dude Person. Dude person, Dude person. U T
s A What is ut s A wide receiver? Okay,
Alpha Khan it's his name. And then you got Panda Askew.
(10:02):
Like that, there's an offensive lineman for East Carolina. You
also get really good names when you start getting into
March Madness because people go here are the best names
in the bracket, and they'll make a bracket of fun
names of players who are on teams that are in
the bracket like that, or you know, in the tournament.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
D A. T.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
You can help us with this one. Didn't like the
coach's son of the Warriors. He changed his name because
the broadcasters were having like too many issues with it.
Speaker 11 (10:29):
Right, Oh yeah, yeah, Nick, Oh no, we so Steve Kerr,
Steve Kerr's son is Nick Nick Nick Kerr.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yeah, but no, you know now he like I want
to say I want nice and deliberate and slow, so he's.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
He's finally just yeah, no, he changed nick. But it
took a couple of years. The broadcasters like, dude, we
can't do this no more.
Speaker 9 (10:55):
For years.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah, no, they're in eastern Michigan. He's just leaned into it.
He sell all kinds of gear. Dude, he's making dumb
money on the merch' they're they're writing articles about it.
Speaker 9 (11:04):
You've seen tons of memes on people try.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
To they're uh, they're wearing their gear, and there have
been people trying to get it shut down, and you
just think, hey, man, here's the thing you're gonna hear
about it anyway.
Speaker 10 (11:15):
Yeah, he looks like the whitest frat boy on her.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah he does. And it's not like he chose his name,
especially his last name. He was born into it, embracing it. Yeah.
Eight seven seven forty four, Woody, that's phone number. Hit
us up with the text over to two to nine
eight seven. We're gonna take a break. We'll come back.
How about the Friday Fail store. Yeah, we'll have those
for you next on the Woody Show. Hang on the
show to be back. Oh I think I know what
(11:45):
this is. I got an email here. This is from
Sarah subject Menace birthday wishless Oh, Sarah says, hello, we
heard Menace wanted some water as part of his birthday
(12:07):
month wish list. We would like to send a few
cases over to your studios for the WOODI Show team
and of course Menace to enjoy the purest tasting water
on Earth. Please advise on delivery address so we can
have some of the cases dropped off early next week.
That's from Sarah, who's at Icelandical.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
The best love it.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I don't remember that being.
Speaker 10 (12:29):
No, keep it on the list.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Here's the brilliant move from Sarah. Is really I think
she's gonna win Employee of the month because she shows
how to get the plug. You know, hey, well to
send something to Menace for his birthday month.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
I'll I feel like the tag for Icelandic water should
be Icelandic.
Speaker 10 (12:49):
It's not just for the airport anymore, because I only
ever set that's true.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
You know, yeah, that's true. Anyway, Thank you to uh Sarah.
Speaker 10 (12:56):
Sarah will be hydrated.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
She's the director of HR and Administrations. Oh yeah, job
over there. Yeah, the Menace birthday month wish list. If
you can help with any of those things we got
to post it for you on our Instagram at the
Woody Show. I think we're getting closer to being able to,
you know, start doing the contest to win the trip
to Dubai. We are really ripping out the extreme weekend trip.
(13:22):
You'll go with Medicine I first class on Emirates to Dubai.
But we're not well, I'm not leaving the airport. Medics
going to leave the airport for a couple of things,
only going to be on the ground in Dubai for
about six hours and then it's right back sixteen hour
flight back.
Speaker 7 (13:38):
I have a possibly stupid question. Is it the same
exact plane that just waits or is probably different plane?
It's probably can't have that many, right.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
It's probably the same plane. Yeah, a lot of time
this this, this plane will be on that. Think how
tired the plane is going to be? Yeah, because that's
because that's the plane is thinking. Boy, am I tired?
Speaker 9 (14:00):
Hours express.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I had some conversations yesterday. You know, we're working through
that whole thing. I still don't have the answer on
if you're able to go there and back with MEDICCE
and I Medicin I are doing that. We're getting there
be there for six hours, fly right back because we're
gonna be back for the show Monday morning.
Speaker 7 (14:18):
But also, you're an adult. You don't need menace and
what are you to hold your hand coming back?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
No, you don't. But if we can do that, if
the company can figure out a way, you know, for
the lease or whatever it is that you'd have to
sign for that, that's what you're doing. Yeah, we're not like, oh,
just stay. No, the whole bit is going there for
an extreme weekend trip if we have to and there's
no other way around it, rather than not do it
at all, you'll stay there for the forty eight hours. Again,
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the hotels on your dime. I'm not paying for it,
and we're not paying the taxes on the trip. We're
already giving you a twenty five thousand dollars round trip
first class ticket on Emirates.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
And there's so many hotels available in Dubai. They're actually
surprisingly affordable and super luxury. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (14:59):
And there's one at the airport.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yeah, that was like we looked it up, like a
luxury airport at the hotel's like two hundred bucks a
night for a luxury spot. Yeah, I'm not sure I'd
want to stay like at a hostel, and you don't
need to in Dubai. But yeah, so anyway, I'll have
some clarity on that, hopefully here in the next couple
of days, and then we'll give you a chance to
go to Dubai for an extreme weekend trip with medicine noise,
(15:23):
all right? Eight seven seven forty four What a Friday
check ins on the text two to nine eight seven.
Time for the Friday failed story. Gentlemen, boys and girls,
(16:15):
Time for the Friday fans start. Oh, people thought to
have a perfect plan, the planet could never go wrong.
But the somewhere along the line it went from being
a great idea to one big stake in mega uber.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Ulpstro Good dude, that was strong.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
That was strong.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
I what's in the water today?
Speaker 10 (16:48):
Icelandic icelandic.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Apparently not just for the airport anymore, that's right, all right?
So first Friday fail story of the week. This guy
in Nevada. He decided that he was going to skydive
for his birthday. He was excited when he jumped out
with his instructor, but then the main parachute didn't open.
Now don't worry, of course, there are backup shoots. Except
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that one didn't open. So now uh, now they're falling
toward earth from eleven thousand feet high. The only thing
they said they could do at this point was prey.
So there's your spoiler alert. They did live. They hit
the ground somehow survived. I don't know how that happened.
(17:32):
I mean airlifted to the hospital. The instructor is still
in critical condition. The birthday boy fractured pelvis, broken ribs,
perforated lung, kidney laceration, back fractures, but alve and telling
the story. Yeah, good god, yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Right, there's no reason for skydiving.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Is from Missouri where this guy, he was in the
parking lot of Missouri State University, just chilling, decided to
cure his boredom by vandalizing seventeen different cars there in
the parking lot. He shattered windshields, he ripped off wiper blades,
tore off side mirrors, dented some hoods because you're bored. Yeah,
I'm bored, just doing this to other people's crap. Yep,
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people suck.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
I'm just bored.
Speaker 9 (18:23):
I'm just going to destroy Can I terrorize the community
better than doing drugs?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Right? So he was out of there, not so much.
He made it out of there without getting caught. But
the security cameras they saw everything in the cops they
were able to use that to id him. But when
they picked him up and they questioned him, he denied everything,
of course. But then they went through his phone and
they saw some questions that he had pumped in the
chat GPT, including can I get in trouble for damaging cars?
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Chat GPT's response quote seek help. So he was arrested
for felony first degree property damage and he's looking now
four years in fail jail.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
Idiot failed.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
A couple of cops in Texas were patrolling on horseback
when they stopped a guy for walking in the middle
of the road. There was clearly something off of the guy,
so they started questioning him. They asked if they could
search him. He says no. That's when one of the
officers cracked a joke and they go, hey, man, you
know this horse. I'm on it's a drug sniffing horse.
Just a joke, spoop the guy. He takes off running.
(19:29):
They caught up with him and guess what, ye no
drugs at all. He had drugs on him. He was arrested,
taken to fail jail failed trying to outrun a police
horse jail.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
I mean, your dad works with horses. Do you think
you could train to horse the sniff out drugs? I
mean they're pretty smart.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
I don't know. I don't know if their sense of
smells any good.
Speaker 9 (19:51):
How would they tell you, like, whack their tails, stop.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Their foot this is colcaine. They probably sniff at all.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
How about this one? You got this story about this
person in Rhode Is on this chick. She gets pulled
over by the cops. According to the report, she committed
multiple traffic violations. Greg, was she drunk?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
You bet?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
You know it? She was arrested. They get it out
of the police station. She uses her phone call to
hit up her husband, Hey, come pick me up. He
shows up. Greg. Was he drunk?
Speaker 5 (20:22):
You bet it?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Definitely was so, And they weren't together, so they were
both drunk different places, so they arrested him as well.
Now he tried to fight them, like physically fight them
as they were arresting him. All that did was add
more charges in sales. The next one here is from Charlottesville, Virginia,
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which I understand is for lovers, but it's also where
you've got this guy who's known for climbing things in
the area. He decided that he would climb to the
roof of the local aquatic center, you know, to entertain people. Yeah,
Medice was known as headstand Guy.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
In high school climate building guy.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Yeah. Remember he told us that's where he screwed up
his neck guy, because we had him try to recreate
Headstaine guy.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
See. The only problem is in high school, I was
eighty pounds the rest that I am.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Anyway, so this guy throws his Spider Man costume on,
does some climbing. Everybody saw him make his way up there.
They noticed that he's on the roof for a while.
Well because Spider Man, I guess, dislocated his kneecap on
the way up and couldn't get back down. So the
fire department had to come get Spider Man take him
to the hospital. Stumping sailed the Fox. And here I'll
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give you my favorite story of the week, Morgan, you
are going to love this. It's it's from Florida where
this family was at home. They were sleeping. The husband
heard a noise woke him up. He wakes up. He realizes,
hey man, someone broke into the house, which for most
people would be a terrifying experience, but the burglar picked
(21:54):
the wrong house. The homeowner is this guy named Henry Rojas.
He's an MMA fighter. Oh nice and uh. He confronted
the intruder and then proceeded to kick the ever living
ish out of this guy.
Speaker 9 (22:06):
I love these stories.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
According to the police report, the intruder was already black
and blue by the time they.
Speaker 9 (22:12):
Arrived first round knockout.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
He was arrested in charged with breaking and entering. No
charges for mister Rojas, and to add insult to his
multiple injuries, he wasn't even supposed to be there. I
guess he had gotten drunk and accidentally mistook this house
for a friend's house who lived in the area.
Speaker 9 (22:29):
Yeah, yeah, god works, It's all right.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (22:33):
Here's before to another fighter too.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Here's mister Rojas on the news. I'm prepared my first time.
I don't lie you guns.
Speaker 10 (22:40):
I've been looking for for a knife or nothing.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Only got on my hands.
Speaker 9 (22:45):
That's it nice, that's.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Wrong house, brother, what's only you would say? Your people
at ninety three, I would sell the world yes and no,
come near my house the wood. I got a text
(23:08):
here point show it's my birthday. But like what he
it's just another day when you're this old, being a
dad of a sixteen year old girl. I'm curious what
app what he is using the track his son's phone.
Oh yeah, looking to see all of her texts from
her boyfriend.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Oh side, stay stoopid.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Yeah, Hanhut is greatly appreciated. Happy birthday month, menace.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
I appreciate it. That's from the text nine four nine.
Send your text over to two two nine eight seven.
Now I will say my son is responsible for being
in the situation that he is in with mommy daddy
phone as I call it.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
Bug's when I look into his information.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
There's a couple of different things you can do, and
I'll tell you that, But I will tell you that, yes,
you need to be hypervigilant as a parent. You need
to know as best you can do your best work
to figure out what your kids are up to and
where they're going and who they're with and are they
really doing the things that they say they're doing. And
you could do that without being super obvious, but it's
a way to test to make sure that they are
(24:13):
earning and keeping your trust, Like if they tell you're
gonna they're gonna be a particular place, like maybe one
of these days follow up just kind of just kind
of roll down there without even them knowing that you
went down there, but just to see if they're actually there, like, oh,
we went to the mall, Like just maybe to see
if they're at the mall. Yeah, cost or even call
them hey, uh, I was out and you know, I
(24:34):
just popped by. Hey, I wanted to give you a
couple of bucks for something. I just figure that I'm
right outside the Macy's once you pop on out, give
you a half hour.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
You know.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
So there's different things. But the the other part I
will say, before you give whatever you have your medas
on the on the subject, also be aware that you
may learn things and find out things that you didn't
want to know. So you're not super are concerned about it,
but it's something that you didn't want to see or
he didn't want to know.
Speaker 12 (25:04):
Yeah, right, because it is it is Uh, it is
an invasion of privacy for sure, but I think it's
also part of your job as a parent to make
sure that you know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
GAB is the company that uh, that's my son's mommy
daddy phone. That's why I call it, and so they
can't add context. There's no web browser. There are apps,
but it's apps that I would have to then put
on his phone from my phone. So he's got like
the ESPN app, he's got stuff like that so we
can see hockey scores and things that he's interested in,
(25:37):
but there's no social media apps, there's no web browser,
nothing like that. He's on lockdown and that was since
what April we were on the Disney cruise.
Speaker 9 (25:48):
How much longer is he going to have this phone?
Speaker 10 (25:50):
We'll see.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I don't know, we'll see because here's the thing. We've
been burned a handful of times, and so now we're
here and it's not gonna be one of those things
where after like a week of gone, oh I got
you're been fine for the week, I said, man, you're
gonna have to earn your way out of this.
Speaker 7 (26:03):
And is I mean, I'm sure kid would be like,
uh no, but is there any part of him that's, like,
you know what, I feel better not having all this
crap on my phone?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
He says he doesn't really care.
Speaker 11 (26:13):
Okay, that's actually but he doesn't say any way, like
I don't care doesn't say it like in a defiant way.
Speaker 10 (26:18):
It doesn't change his life.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
He goes and honestly, probably for the best, because social
media is nothing but poison.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Right exactly.
Speaker 9 (26:25):
That's why I have kids.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
Yeah, I do have a story where I did lie
about my location once and my mom never ever checked
in on me. But I told her that I was
staying at my buddy's house, but I was actually going
on a trip with my girlfriend at the time, two
and a half hours away to go stay at her
sister's house. She showed up to my friend's house just
to check on me, and dude, she's like, you get
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back right now. And we just got to the sister's
house two and a half hours away and I had
to come.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
That had to be the longest ride home. Oh, dude,
knowing on the other end was deaf.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
It was the worst.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yeah. Now, the gab phone is also where you know
if there there have been times like where I texted
him like I don't give an ish, like you call
me right now, yeah, right, and it shows up as oh,
there's a there's a questionable text that was sent to you,
so it won't show me all of his text messages. Yeah,
(27:21):
there's like certain things like language or if there's like
maybe some kind of violent thing or some kind of
sexual thing, it will let me know.
Speaker 10 (27:27):
Can you put in the keywords you want to have
notified that.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
I don't think so. I think it just kind of
screen standard. Yeah, there are some apps that you can
get that you can see everything. You could see every
web search, you can see every action, you can see
every text in out, every photo that's taken, every video,
every and that that one's called. And we don't have
this one. We did at one point, but then I said,
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you know what, mommy daddy phone's better. It's called m
spy like Mary M spy and you can look that up.
You can just go online m spy.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
And but that that will does the person using that
know that it's one of those phones?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
No, it's any phone. I could put spots on your phone,
but probably without you knowing.
Speaker 10 (28:14):
Yeah, my settings.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
But I'm saying people people use it to spy on
their spouse. The spouse is up to if they're cheating,
you know, different things exactly what I looked in, Like
I said, I know about it because I looked into
Because we're trying to figure out like how do we
keep an eye on this stuff? And then I figure, like,
you know what, this is too much. The the mommy
(28:39):
Daddy phone is a much better way to go. It's
really a thing. The gab phone is really more for
it's forge like kids first cell phone. Your kids have activities.
You're looking to coordinate where the pickup or whatever it is,
or if they need to get a hold of you,
they can get a hold of you or you set
like whatever context they're able to text or call. Could
(29:00):
do that start her phone exactly. It's an it's an
Android loook, but it's called gap G A B B. Yeah,
if you, if you, if you want to check it out.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
So, Gina, I have a funny little thing real quick.
Oh yeah, you know how you love air tags?
Speaker 10 (29:17):
Oh A big fan?
Speaker 9 (29:17):
Well I found out.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
They work because I have one in my suitcase and
my friend picked up my suitcase last night for me,
and then she called me like an hour later, like
freaking out.
Speaker 9 (29:25):
She's like, do you have an air tag?
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Like this thing's going off in my car and this
my phone's like these alerts are going off saying someone's
following me and I didn't know that it did that.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Oh yeah, yeah, because I remember when they first came out,
people were taking the air tags and like putting them
under people's cars. And so like a creeper would like,
you know, or people that wanted to steal your car,
they would just put an air tag somewhere on your car.
They wouldn't steal it right there, they'd wait for you
to drive it home and then in the middle of
the night go and then take your care.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
So now a phone will alert you.
Speaker 9 (29:56):
It's actually really cool that it does.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
It alert you if you have an air tag you
that is not part of a registered you know.
Speaker 9 (30:02):
In your FI and it may the alarm go off too.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
Con does that with the AirPods too, Like you have
some air pods interer you that are not yours, let you.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
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We got the fail stories coming up for you this hour.
We'll get to those. The wild Card round of the
MLB Playoff that's over now, Padres, Red Sox, Guardians, goodbye,
all eliminated.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
So the Division series that starts tomorrow. So that's Dodgers
and Phillies, Cubs, Brewers, Tigers, Mariners and then Yankees Blue Jays,
all all solid matchups, potential to make baseball interesting.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Yeah right, really nothing like super random in there.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
No, no, no, I mean, but those were those were
solid Dodgers Phillies. That's gonna be a great series. Brewers
had the best record in baseball and they also Cubs.
Brewers also just a natural rival, kind of like the
Yankees Red Sox thing. Huh. Those two teams always battle
because you know, geographically they're so close. Tigers Mariners both
have had amazing seasons and then Yankees Blue Jays division. Right,
(01:37):
But I mean it's weird, like I still, for whatever reason,
I can't take the Blue Jays seriously. I have a
hard time because they sucked so hard for so long.
I just have a hard time, hard time keeping it. Yeah, Karrie, Yeah,
last night on Thursday Night Football, the forty nine Ers
beat the Lambs in overtime twenty six to twenty three.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
That was the craziest game I've seen in a very
long time.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, Greg's forty nine Ers. Now here's the thing that
the game winning field goal ricocheted off the crossbar.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
It but that hissed it in.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
But that that counts Now, the Rams at that point
still had a chance. But instead of I don't I
don't get it when teams do this, I feel like
you're you're not really giving yourself even I mean, I
guess you do have a chance, but like, I don't
feel like you're setting yourself up for success. That's a
that's a term that parents use with kids. Now we
use that. Uh is this really your best opportunity to
(02:31):
set yourself up for success?
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I'm not sure it is. But instead of tying it
on fourth down, they decided to go for it. Yeah,
came up short, Ye lost losers. Yeah. Dan Campbell, who's
the lead lead, the lead singer, the head coach for
the Detroit Lions, he likes to do that, like he
loves for it, dude. And I mean, at one point,
(02:56):
dumbas Tyler might remember this, didn't he have to move
Dan Campbell like he because he he made some call
where he got a real balls and then he went
for it and then they lost, and then he was
getting all kinds of death threats and stuff, and he
had to move.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
I think I remember something about that, remember that story. Yeah,
But with Dan Campbell, he's just he's a gambler, man,
He's just that.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Guy, Dan Gambler. I hate when my team does crap
like that. I hate it. Yeah, I like Mike Tomlin
starts doing stuff like that. I get so pissed.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
I vaguely remember what you're talking about when he when
they came to Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I think there was like, yeah, there was like a
whole thing about it. I don't remember the specifics clearly,
but what.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I loved about the game last night, especially in my opinion,
there was so much passing. It was I can't stand
the handoffs where they just run right into a wall.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Why do they do that? They just run right into
the other guy. I'm like, well, the idea here, babe,
is that see these guys up front, that's the offensive line,
that they're going to create some space for this guy. Yeah,
and he's gonna be able to rip off like a
fifteen to twenty five yeard whenever you run, is gonna
be able to get more than you know, the half
a yard he just picked up here.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
But that wasn't the plan your team, the Falcons did.
They have like one of the quarterbacks, he was notorious.
All he did was handoffs, right he never.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Oh that was last year. So Kirk Cousins was handing
the ball off because he wasn't fully healed from his
ruptured achilles the year before.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Yeah, but I thought the the guy before that. Also Mariota.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
Mariota suck too. Yeah, I mean, dude, they've had terrible
quarterbacks for like six seven.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Years that they're never throwing the ball.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Oh, hey, who's the guy I asked you about who's
on your team? He's got the crazy name. Oh saved
his name right now? Uh, you said his name was
Storm Norton. Yeah, there's a guy. There's a guy on
the on the falcon, Storm Norton. The only reason you
want to be a general. Oh no, it gets better.
The only reason I remembered that is because I was
watching a game earlier in the week. The Dolphins have
(04:49):
a guy named storm Duck.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Is that things?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
That's his name?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Storm?
Speaker 7 (04:55):
Well, which Kardashian is a kid named Stormy? Maybe that's
the thing.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, but storm Duck Duck.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
But this has to be over years old though.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Speaking of funny names, there was a thing I saw
this morning going through all the different websites. New York
Post has a headline here here, I'll have h I'll
have you read it. Greg Harvard hires drag queen named
Lahoreagistan as a visiting professor. Vagistan. Now, clearly that's the
(05:30):
stage Nameistan someone's.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
Gonna name their kid that pature you Fromagistan, Lahore, Vagistan.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
My name was Lahore right after my divorce.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Get it.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I'm gonna be teaching a class on RuPaul's drag race.
My god, that's teaching Lahore Maagistan. Nice Harvard fun class
Studies of Gender and Sexuality program will have two classes. Queer.
I don't even know if this is f ethno group, Okay, ethnography, ethnography, ethnography.
(06:09):
What is that ethnography? Queer ethnograph? I've not even seen
that ethnography.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Maybe that's another word for geography.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
Ethnic people, castro uh and then and then also she's
give me a politics, stop it right now, politics, drag,
race and desire.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Of course, there's people out there.
Speaker 9 (06:33):
I have a question paying for this.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Class expressing their disapproval, and some saying that the higher
drags Harvard's name quote through the mud. Yeah, I love
the name Lahore. Magistans professor on.
Speaker 9 (06:48):
My Starbucks order next time.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Do you think it would be rude for me to
be like Professor Vadge it.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Is to be a cat about it.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, Storm the Duck. He's a cornerback for the Miami Dolphins.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Storm.
Speaker 9 (07:01):
Okay, that was blame the first one.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Storm Norton, Norton place for place for the falcons and
what was it? What was that? What was that bit?
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Key and peel Oh the best, Yeah there is.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
It's like the ever done.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
The East West. Oh, dude, the guy and hey, uh
you guys, this is a real person. He plays for
Eastern Michigan. In his legal name, not a stage name,
is Noah Nigga k and I G G A. And
(07:37):
people are having a field day with that, as you
can imagine. But he's leaned into it. He is selling merchandise,
damn and and so of course there are people who
are upset by it. But it's it's legally his name.
Speaker 10 (07:50):
Yeah, don't blame him.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It's not like his parents even like changed their name
as a joke like that. I guess that's just the family.
Speaker 9 (07:57):
Does the parents know that when they named him to.
Speaker 10 (08:01):
What's the difference? It's their last name.
Speaker 9 (08:02):
The name though wasn't yeah, but to pick Noah's the
first name.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
There was like a Dave Chappelle problem, just crazy, there's
that Dave Chappelle. But the Chappelle show bit where like
like the family they had an I don't. I'm not
even a guess the name because I'm gonna get it wrong.
You think it is, Yeah, but it's like, oh look
he's got those lips, he's got those whatever. Dude, it
was that show is so good. I feel like I'm
(08:26):
seeing more Chappelle. That's a bit that that pop up.
Yeah you were You've never been a Key and Peel fan.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
And thank god our friend Charlottage and the God just
backed me out recently on a podcast saying how terrible that.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah, you want to hear some other good college football name? Yes, please,
the realist Clark. He plays for Kent State. There's a
wide receiver who plays for Rice Mo m o h
Billity Mobile.
Speaker 10 (08:57):
Yeah, you need to get a scooter.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
N Road Tuggle is a wide receiver for Purdue.
Speaker 10 (09:03):
Is he an American gladiator?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Nitro Tuggle? Yeah, it does sound like You're right, It
does sound it does sound like that. Rocky Beers is
a tight end for Colorado State.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Now these names are cool.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yea a defensive end for cal His name is Legend
Journey Rocky Beers.
Speaker 10 (09:20):
By the way, it looks like a Rocky Bears.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
UNLV has a player defensive lineman chief Borders. You got
Squirrel White who plays for Florida State. Hell yeah, Indian
Princess Group King Large is an offensive lineman.
Speaker 10 (09:36):
Hell yeah, Sir Bible for San Jose State. Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Excuse me, sir, Central Arkansas has a defensive back. His
name is Dude Person. Dude person, Dude person. U T
s A What is ut s A wide receiver? Okay,
Alpha Khan it's his name. And then you got Panda Askew.
(10:02):
Like that, there's an offensive lineman for East Carolina. You
also get really good names when you start getting into
March Madness because people go here are the best names
in the bracket, and they'll make a bracket of fun
names of players who are on teams that are in
the bracket like that, or you know, in the tournament.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
D A. T.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
You can help us with this one. Didn't like the
coach's son of the Warriors. He changed his name because
the broadcasters were having like too many issues with it.
Speaker 11 (10:29):
Right, Oh yeah, yeah, Nick, Oh no, we so Steve Kerr,
Steve Kerr's son is Nick Nick Nick Kerr.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yeah, but no, you know now he like I want
to say I want nice and deliberate and slow, so he's.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
He's finally just yeah, no, he changed nick. But it
took a couple of years. The broadcasters like, dude, we
can't do this no more.
Speaker 9 (10:55):
For years.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah, no, they're in eastern Michigan. He's just leaned into it.
He sell all kinds of gear. Dude, he's making dumb
money on the merch' they're they're writing articles about it.
Speaker 9 (11:04):
You've seen tons of memes on people try.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
To they're uh, they're wearing their gear, and there have
been people trying to get it shut down, and you
just think, hey, man, here's the thing you're gonna hear
about it anyway.
Speaker 10 (11:15):
Yeah, he looks like the whitest frat boy on her.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah he does. And it's not like he chose his name,
especially his last name. He was born into it, embracing it. Yeah.
Eight seven seven forty four, Woody, that's phone number. Hit
us up with the text over to two to nine
eight seven. We're gonna take a break. We'll come back.
How about the Friday Fail store. Yeah, we'll have those
for you next on the Woody Show. Hang on the
show to be back. Oh I think I know what
(11:45):
this is. I got an email here. This is from
Sarah subject Menace birthday wishless Oh, Sarah says, hello, we
heard Menace wanted some water as part of his birthday
(12:07):
month wish list. We would like to send a few
cases over to your studios for the WOODI Show team
and of course Menace to enjoy the purest tasting water
on Earth. Please advise on delivery address so we can
have some of the cases dropped off early next week.
That's from Sarah, who's at Icelandical.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
The best love it.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I don't remember that being.
Speaker 10 (12:29):
No, keep it on the list.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Here's the brilliant move from Sarah. Is really I think
she's gonna win Employee of the month because she shows
how to get the plug. You know, hey, well to
send something to Menace for his birthday month.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
I'll I feel like the tag for Icelandic water should
be Icelandic.
Speaker 10 (12:49):
It's not just for the airport anymore, because I only
ever set that's true.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
You know, yeah, that's true. Anyway, Thank you to uh Sarah.
Speaker 10 (12:56):
Sarah will be hydrated.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
She's the director of HR and Administrations. Oh yeah, job
over there. Yeah, the Menace birthday month wish list. If
you can help with any of those things we got
to post it for you on our Instagram at the
Woody Show. I think we're getting closer to being able to,
you know, start doing the contest to win the trip
to Dubai. We are really ripping out the extreme weekend trip.
(13:22):
You'll go with Medicine I first class on Emirates to Dubai.
But we're not well, I'm not leaving the airport. Medics
going to leave the airport for a couple of things,
only going to be on the ground in Dubai for
about six hours and then it's right back sixteen hour
flight back.
Speaker 7 (13:38):
I have a possibly stupid question. Is it the same
exact plane that just waits or is probably different plane?
It's probably can't have that many, right.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
It's probably the same plane. Yeah, a lot of time
this this, this plane will be on that. Think how
tired the plane is going to be? Yeah, because that's
because that's the plane is thinking. Boy, am I tired?
Speaker 9 (14:00):
Hours express.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I had some conversations yesterday. You know, we're working through
that whole thing. I still don't have the answer on
if you're able to go there and back with MEDICCE
and I Medicin I are doing that. We're getting there
be there for six hours, fly right back because we're
gonna be back for the show Monday morning.
Speaker 7 (14:18):
But also, you're an adult. You don't need menace and
what are you to hold your hand coming back?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
No, you don't. But if we can do that, if
the company can figure out a way, you know, for
the lease or whatever it is that you'd have to
sign for that, that's what you're doing. Yeah, we're not like, oh,
just stay. No, the whole bit is going there for
an extreme weekend trip if we have to and there's
no other way around it, rather than not do it
at all, you'll stay there for the forty eight hours. Again,
(14:42):
the hotels on your dime. I'm not paying for it,
and we're not paying the taxes on the trip. We're
already giving you a twenty five thousand dollars round trip
first class ticket on Emirates.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
And there's so many hotels available in Dubai. They're actually
surprisingly affordable and super luxury. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (14:59):
And there's one at the airport.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yeah, that was like we looked it up, like a
luxury airport at the hotel's like two hundred bucks a
night for a luxury spot. Yeah, I'm not sure I'd
want to stay like at a hostel, and you don't
need to in Dubai. But yeah, so anyway, I'll have
some clarity on that, hopefully here in the next couple
of days, and then we'll give you a chance to
go to Dubai for an extreme weekend trip with medicine noise,
(15:23):
all right? Eight seven seven forty four What a Friday
check ins on the text two to nine eight seven.
Time for the Friday failed story. Gentlemen, boys and girls,
(16:15):
Time for the Friday fans start. Oh, people thought to
have a perfect plan, the planet could never go wrong.
But the somewhere along the line it went from being
a great idea to one big stake in mega uber.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Ulpstro Good dude, that was strong.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
That was strong.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
I what's in the water today?
Speaker 10 (16:48):
Icelandic icelandic.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Apparently not just for the airport anymore, that's right, all right?
So first Friday fail story of the week. This guy
in Nevada. He decided that he was going to skydive
for his birthday. He was excited when he jumped out
with his instructor, but then the main parachute didn't open.
Now don't worry, of course, there are backup shoots. Except
(17:11):
that one didn't open. So now uh, now they're falling
toward earth from eleven thousand feet high. The only thing
they said they could do at this point was prey.
So there's your spoiler alert. They did live. They hit
the ground somehow survived. I don't know how that happened.
(17:32):
I mean airlifted to the hospital. The instructor is still
in critical condition. The birthday boy fractured pelvis, broken ribs,
perforated lung, kidney laceration, back fractures, but alve and telling
the story. Yeah, good god, yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Right, there's no reason for skydiving.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Is from Missouri where this guy, he was in the
parking lot of Missouri State University, just chilling, decided to
cure his boredom by vandalizing seventeen different cars there in
the parking lot. He shattered windshields, he ripped off wiper blades,
tore off side mirrors, dented some hoods because you're bored. Yeah,
I'm bored, just doing this to other people's crap. Yep,
(18:21):
people suck.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
I'm just bored.
Speaker 9 (18:23):
I'm just going to destroy Can I terrorize the community
better than doing drugs?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Right? So he was out of there, not so much.
He made it out of there without getting caught. But
the security cameras they saw everything in the cops they
were able to use that to id him. But when
they picked him up and they questioned him, he denied everything,
of course. But then they went through his phone and
they saw some questions that he had pumped in the
chat GPT, including can I get in trouble for damaging cars?
(18:51):
Chat GPT's response quote seek help. So he was arrested
for felony first degree property damage and he's looking now
four years in fail jail.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
Idiot failed.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
A couple of cops in Texas were patrolling on horseback
when they stopped a guy for walking in the middle
of the road. There was clearly something off of the guy,
so they started questioning him. They asked if they could
search him. He says no. That's when one of the
officers cracked a joke and they go, hey, man, you
know this horse. I'm on it's a drug sniffing horse.
Just a joke, spoop the guy. He takes off running.
(19:29):
They caught up with him and guess what, ye no
drugs at all. He had drugs on him. He was arrested,
taken to fail jail failed trying to outrun a police
horse jail.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
I mean, your dad works with horses. Do you think
you could train to horse the sniff out drugs? I
mean they're pretty smart.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
I don't know. I don't know if their sense of
smells any good.
Speaker 9 (19:51):
How would they tell you, like, whack their tails, stop.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Their foot this is colcaine. They probably sniff at all.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
How about this one? You got this story about this
person in Rhode Is on this chick. She gets pulled
over by the cops. According to the report, she committed
multiple traffic violations. Greg, was she drunk?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
You bet?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
You know it? She was arrested. They get it out
of the police station. She uses her phone call to
hit up her husband, Hey, come pick me up. He
shows up. Greg. Was he drunk?
Speaker 5 (20:22):
You bet it?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Definitely was so, And they weren't together, so they were
both drunk different places, so they arrested him as well.
Now he tried to fight them, like physically fight them
as they were arresting him. All that did was add
more charges in sales. The next one here is from Charlottesville, Virginia,
(20:43):
which I understand is for lovers, but it's also where
you've got this guy who's known for climbing things in
the area. He decided that he would climb to the
roof of the local aquatic center, you know, to entertain people. Yeah,
Medice was known as headstand Guy.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
In high school climate building guy.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Yeah. Remember he told us that's where he screwed up
his neck guy, because we had him try to recreate
Headstaine guy.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
See. The only problem is in high school, I was
eighty pounds the rest that I am.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Anyway, so this guy throws his Spider Man costume on,
does some climbing. Everybody saw him make his way up there.
They noticed that he's on the roof for a while.
Well because Spider Man, I guess, dislocated his kneecap on
the way up and couldn't get back down. So the
fire department had to come get Spider Man take him
to the hospital. Stumping sailed the Fox. And here I'll
(21:33):
give you my favorite story of the week, Morgan, you
are going to love this. It's it's from Florida where
this family was at home. They were sleeping. The husband
heard a noise woke him up. He wakes up. He realizes,
hey man, someone broke into the house, which for most
people would be a terrifying experience, but the burglar picked
(21:54):
the wrong house. The homeowner is this guy named Henry Rojas.
He's an MMA fighter. Oh nice and uh. He confronted
the intruder and then proceeded to kick the ever living
ish out of this guy.
Speaker 9 (22:06):
I love these stories.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
According to the police report, the intruder was already black
and blue by the time they.
Speaker 9 (22:12):
Arrived first round knockout.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
He was arrested in charged with breaking and entering. No
charges for mister Rojas, and to add insult to his
multiple injuries, he wasn't even supposed to be there. I
guess he had gotten drunk and accidentally mistook this house
for a friend's house who lived in the area.
Speaker 9 (22:29):
Yeah, yeah, god works, It's all right.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (22:33):
Here's before to another fighter too.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Here's mister Rojas on the news. I'm prepared my first time.
I don't lie you guns.
Speaker 10 (22:40):
I've been looking for for a knife or nothing.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Only got on my hands.
Speaker 9 (22:45):
That's it nice, that's.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Wrong house, brother, what's only you would say? Your people
at ninety three, I would sell the world yes and no,
come near my house the wood. I got a text
(23:08):
here point show it's my birthday. But like what he
it's just another day when you're this old, being a
dad of a sixteen year old girl. I'm curious what
app what he is using the track his son's phone.
Oh yeah, looking to see all of her texts from
her boyfriend.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Oh side, stay stoopid.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Yeah, Hanhut is greatly appreciated. Happy birthday month, menace.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
I appreciate it. That's from the text nine four nine.
Send your text over to two two nine eight seven.
Now I will say my son is responsible for being
in the situation that he is in with mommy daddy
phone as I call it.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
Bug's when I look into his information.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
There's a couple of different things you can do, and
I'll tell you that, But I will tell you that, yes,
you need to be hypervigilant as a parent. You need
to know as best you can do your best work
to figure out what your kids are up to and
where they're going and who they're with and are they
really doing the things that they say they're doing. And
you could do that without being super obvious, but it's
a way to test to make sure that they are
(24:13):
earning and keeping your trust, Like if they tell you're
gonna they're gonna be a particular place, like maybe one
of these days follow up just kind of just kind
of roll down there without even them knowing that you
went down there, but just to see if they're actually there, like, oh,
we went to the mall, Like just maybe to see
if they're at the mall. Yeah, cost or even call
them hey, uh, I was out and you know, I
(24:34):
just popped by. Hey, I wanted to give you a
couple of bucks for something. I just figure that I'm
right outside the Macy's once you pop on out, give
you a half hour.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
You know.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
So there's different things. But the the other part I
will say, before you give whatever you have your medas
on the on the subject, also be aware that you
may learn things and find out things that you didn't
want to know. So you're not super are concerned about it,
but it's something that you didn't want to see or
he didn't want to know.
Speaker 12 (25:04):
Yeah, right, because it is it is Uh, it is
an invasion of privacy for sure, but I think it's
also part of your job as a parent to make
sure that you know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
GAB is the company that uh, that's my son's mommy
daddy phone. That's why I call it, and so they
can't add context. There's no web browser. There are apps,
but it's apps that I would have to then put
on his phone from my phone. So he's got like
the ESPN app, he's got stuff like that so we
can see hockey scores and things that he's interested in,
(25:37):
but there's no social media apps, there's no web browser,
nothing like that. He's on lockdown and that was since
what April we were on the Disney cruise.
Speaker 9 (25:48):
How much longer is he going to have this phone?
Speaker 10 (25:50):
We'll see.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I don't know, we'll see because here's the thing. We've
been burned a handful of times, and so now we're
here and it's not gonna be one of those things
where after like a week of gone, oh I got
you're been fine for the week, I said, man, you're
gonna have to earn your way out of this.
Speaker 7 (26:03):
And is I mean, I'm sure kid would be like,
uh no, but is there any part of him that's, like,
you know what, I feel better not having all this
crap on my phone?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
He says he doesn't really care.
Speaker 11 (26:13):
Okay, that's actually but he doesn't say any way, like
I don't care doesn't say it like in a defiant way.
Speaker 10 (26:18):
It doesn't change his life.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
He goes and honestly, probably for the best, because social
media is nothing but poison.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Right exactly.
Speaker 9 (26:25):
That's why I have kids.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
Yeah, I do have a story where I did lie
about my location once and my mom never ever checked
in on me. But I told her that I was
staying at my buddy's house, but I was actually going
on a trip with my girlfriend at the time, two
and a half hours away to go stay at her
sister's house. She showed up to my friend's house just
to check on me, and dude, she's like, you get
(26:48):
back right now. And we just got to the sister's
house two and a half hours away and I had
to come.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
That had to be the longest ride home. Oh, dude,
knowing on the other end was deaf.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
It was the worst.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yeah. Now, the gab phone is also where you know
if there there have been times like where I texted
him like I don't give an ish, like you call
me right now, yeah, right, and it shows up as oh,
there's a there's a questionable text that was sent to you,
so it won't show me all of his text messages. Yeah,
(27:21):
there's like certain things like language or if there's like
maybe some kind of violent thing or some kind of
sexual thing, it will let me know.
Speaker 10 (27:27):
Can you put in the keywords you want to have
notified that.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
I don't think so. I think it just kind of
screen standard. Yeah, there are some apps that you can
get that you can see everything. You could see every
web search, you can see every action, you can see
every text in out, every photo that's taken, every video,
every and that that one's called. And we don't have
this one. We did at one point, but then I said,
(27:51):
you know what, mommy daddy phone's better. It's called m
spy like Mary M spy and you can look that up.
You can just go online m spy.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
And but that that will does the person using that
know that it's one of those phones?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
No, it's any phone. I could put spots on your phone,
but probably without you knowing.
Speaker 10 (28:14):
Yeah, my settings.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
But I'm saying people people use it to spy on
their spouse. The spouse is up to if they're cheating,
you know, different things exactly what I looked in, Like
I said, I know about it because I looked into
Because we're trying to figure out like how do we
keep an eye on this stuff? And then I figure, like,
you know what, this is too much. The the mommy
(28:39):
Daddy phone is a much better way to go. It's
really a thing. The gab phone is really more for
it's forge like kids first cell phone. Your kids have activities.
You're looking to coordinate where the pickup or whatever it is,
or if they need to get a hold of you,
they can get a hold of you or you set
like whatever context they're able to text or call. Could
(29:00):
do that start her phone exactly. It's an it's an
Android loook, but it's called gap G A B B. Yeah,
if you, if you, if you want to check it out.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
So, Gina, I have a funny little thing real quick.
Oh yeah, you know how you love air tags?
Speaker 10 (29:17):
Oh A big fan?
Speaker 9 (29:17):
Well I found out.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
They work because I have one in my suitcase and
my friend picked up my suitcase last night for me,
and then she called me like an hour later, like
freaking out.
Speaker 9 (29:25):
She's like, do you have an air tag?
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Like this thing's going off in my car and this
my phone's like these alerts are going off saying someone's
following me and I didn't know that it did that.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Oh yeah, yeah, because I remember when they first came out,
people were taking the air tags and like putting them
under people's cars. And so like a creeper would like,
you know, or people that wanted to steal your car,
they would just put an air tag somewhere on your car.
They wouldn't steal it right there, they'd wait for you
to drive it home and then in the middle of
the night go and then take your care.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
So now a phone will alert you.
Speaker 9 (29:56):
It's actually really cool that it does.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
It alert you if you have an air tag you
that is not part of a registered you know.
Speaker 9 (30:02):
In your FI and it may the alarm go off too.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
Con does that with the AirPods too, Like you have
some air pods interer you that are not yours, let you.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Know eight seven seven forty four Wooding set us a
text two two nine eight seven
Speaker 10 (30:20):
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