October 7, 2025 • 24 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory. There's a
menace yet, Gina Grant. Yeah, seabats is here. You got
Sammy Morgan's taken new calls. Phones are open eight seven food.
You can send us a text over to two two
nine eight seven. Idaho prison pen Pals Hot. Gina loves it.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, I'm just amazed they're allowed to do it, or
if they somehow should they find a way to do it.
If only they were you know, this imaginative and this
focused and determined on the outside. Yeah, it seems like
these are the kind of people that if if the
effort was applied appropriately, they can probably you know, makes
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a pretty good contribution to society.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Well, some of them are oozing charm.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Oh you'll hear it for Yeah, that's right. That's not
a thing, is it.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
It is such a good guy bad guy's crime, right,
you know you like you like you? I do like
that kind of a try. It's like her catnip, totally
like grizzled older bad guy. Yeah, Idaho prison pen pals.
These are all people looking for love, you guys, are
you know, just looking for some companionshipionship and nothing. They're
lonely on the inside. Yeah, and they want to know
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you from the inside.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Exactly in their bunk mates.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
From the inside, they want your money.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, So Greg had that, am I the A whole question?
This dude on social had am I the a whole
question and wanted to get your your take on this.
There was a a new microwave in the break room
at work, and within a couple of days, the people
in the office had already broken it. Oh no, because
you see the way the people treat stuff even around here. Yeah,
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nobody takes care of anything. I treated like garbage. And
you always wonder, how do you at home? How do
you live at home?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Right? Well, you have garbage, you throw it on the
floor right here. The dumpster is the refrigerator because the
food distays in there for months. Yeah yeah, as we
sign on eah refrigerator that says they're cleaning it out
every week.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
It's weird.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
I still see the same spaghetti for three months.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
And since they can't take care of the stuff, this
dude's company wasn't exactly jumping at the chance to get
them another microwave. They just got one and you broke
it within a matter of days, so he asked the
co workers, Hey, you guys willing to pitch on a
new one? We bought one for the studio. I bought
one for the studio here. It was like a hundred bucks. Yeah,
they're not they're not crazy. You don't thin get a
crazy one. Not super expensive. But they still said, no,
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nobody want the chip in. So he went and he
bought one himself, and because no one else wanted to
chip in, he put a lock on it and he's
the only one to use it.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Oh nice.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Okay, So his co worker said he's a jerk. But
I don't think he's a jerk.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I mean, you broke the other one.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Nobody wanted the chip in. He really wanted to have
a microwave at work, so he made it happen. Yeah,
it's not for you. You didn't want to chip in.
I don't think he's a jerk.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I think it's funny.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
It's hilarious something that happened to you.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, I was gonna say, seven, how do you feel
about this?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Justice?
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Right?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
But I mean he's not a hole, right, No, I
don't think he's a hole. And to one up it,
I would probably buy my own and put it right
next to it and put a lock on it just
to be funny. I wouldn't be offended by it.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
He is an a hole, but he's right, like it's
an a whole move, but he's something right.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Asked everybody if they wanted to chip in on it,
and they said, no, you don't want.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
To put people might have had to put in like
seven bucks a year.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah, no, I get it. I just think it's like, okay,
we get it.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
When he wasn't the one to break the other one,
it was all the other monsters in the in the
office who just don't take care of things. Those same
people don't want to chip in for the new one.
You can see where he wouldn't want these people touching
this microwave.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
How do you even put a lock on a microwave?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Well, I think he had it, maybe in a cabinet
or Something's my guess he had a lock of.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
Great question, Geina, because for some reason they changed that
our microwave in one of these kitchens here for no
good reason, and the one they have now auto locks on.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Completion, So like, how do you unlock it?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Then?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Well, there's an unlock button. It's very easy, but it's
also completely necessary and you could probably.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Don't know they had locks on the actual on the
microwave itself, there's a lot not a key lock, but
like probably.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
The digital right like one little button.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
This is unlock because I would hit to throw something
there For a minute, I go what and then there's
a little key there, like what key?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Kind of like uh, when you start the like a
front front loading washer, the door locks, like when you
start the washer, oh yeah, and you have to stop.
Yet when then you pause it, you add something, pose
it and you have to wait for the go click
and then you can open the door.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
But you have to press a separate button to open
your mind open. I've been I've been considering this now
for months, like what would the purpose of this be?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I already know because kids are getting dumber and everyone's
getting more litigious, and exactly this is another like child safety.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Thousand degrees exactly, yeah, in your hot pocket.
Speaker 7 (04:56):
But even though, okay, Gina, I I see how that
could be an inspiration. But if a kid can figure
out how to use a microwave, they can figure out what.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Very good point.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
But I don't know if it's for the kid who
put the stuff in the microwave. Maybe the parents put
something in the microwave and the little kid comes around
just like, yeah, it starts messing with I don't know, man.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
And why would we buy that for the office.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Well, so in this particular case, people were like saying
what we are, like, no, this guy's not the a hole.
And then there were people who were outraged that nobody
thought he was an ahole.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
It's funny, but these are the people who.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Break stuff and don't take care of things, and then
they they just want other people to take care of
the problem so they can continue to use and abuse
things that they had nothing. They have no skin in
the game.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
That's exactly what I was going to say. They have
no skin in the game.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
It's not a hole. He's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, it's even funnier though, if it's sitting right there
on the open counter and they can't open it because
this microwave lock on. That's pretty that's pretty funny.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
I'm seeing this. It is it's for child child's safety. Yeah,
because you know how when you were a kid, you
just died all the time.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
I open die with cup. How many skin graps you have?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Someone said the hotel is just at the microwave had
a button to push to unlock. I felt like an
idiot trying to open that thing. Well, note you should
feel like an idiot for putting that feature on. And
it's this may be a federal mandate, which.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
God, stay off my.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Laws, off my microwaves.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
I'll look here, it's you. That's how the microwave probably
got broken. Somebody was trying to rip the door open.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Maybe how do you even break a microwave.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Put tinfoil in it?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah, they don't put all kinds of stuff you're not
supposed to put in them. Yeah, maybe they pull too hard. Yeah,
we did that on purpose.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Purpose Like Star Wars.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Eight seven seven forty four Wooding text over to two
to ninety seven. You got the Idaho prison pen palace
thing ready to go? Baby, all right, so these are up.
Maybe we'll make a love connection here, be nice. Maybe
you'll you'll find your new boo. Yeah yeah, I can't, Benji.
Maybe we'll find you a girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Do ladies do this too? Or is it just the dudes?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Every so often they put a ladies one in. But
she's just she's like, hey, I just said, you know,
come j Palmy put a little money.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
On the book.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I'm yes, the guys who have to like sing and
they work for it.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
And do stuff all right, anyway, So that's next. Idaho
Prison pen Pals. After the break here on the Woody.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Show, he took a dollar of mayonnaise, slapped it down
on the leather couch and stuck his fare mud on
it and like wiggled it around, wigled it around.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
She would, We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
So much uh so many different avenues for entertainment between
you know, traditional television, all the streaming stuff. That also
includes the things that you find like on social media
and one of the things that Gina said that she
was all about and she's the one that introduced us
to it. I had never heard of this before, but
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Idaho prison pen Pals.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
Yeah, they're the best because you know, she likes all
the true crime stuff prison.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I mean, cig brought up that she's attracted to the
bad boys.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
She is crime.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, they do anyway. So these are these are guys
that are they're in jail in Idaho. Yeah there, they're
Idaho prison inmates.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Yeah, they're at the correctional facility and they they want
to reach out to the community. They want to spread
their wings and get to know all of us. So
they put these little videos together and in the hopes
that somebody will write them back. So first let's meet
our new buddy, Devin Elmore. He thinks a fun little
joke is the best way to introduce himself.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Joke for you.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
You ever heard of duck meat sausage?
Speaker 4 (08:36):
You ever try it?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
You say, no, duck down? Gave me up?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
If you like corny jokes.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
And uh like that?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Good time chilling out here in Idaho.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Tell me a little bit about yourself and send a
prepaid being.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Yeah, you say, that's what you're doing. They're just chilling
out in Idaho. Your in prison?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Ideo is ICP related?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Can you explain that joke? No? You ever heard of.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Duck meat sausage?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Heard of?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Have you ever heard of duckat sausage? Never tried it?
So oh so basically, suck my d duck down, the
duck down and get you some sausage.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
If you're ducking you meat sausage?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Terrible.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
I understand why he's in prison involved?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Do we know why he's Well, you are going to
guess why he's in prison. You got three guesses why
Devin Elmore is in prison right now?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Criminally bad jokes?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
That is it? Arson? Okay, aggravated assault or kidnapping?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Easy?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Arson, aggravated assault or.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Kid that's a dude who thinks he's real funny and
he doesn't like being disrespected, especially out of in public
at a bar.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Perhaps, And they can also hear like the weird energy
he's got, like maybe like an ADHD kind of like
see that and maybe like if you actually had the
time to mentally stop down, slow down, think about it,
he must have done that, but it was just kind
of impulsive.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Kidnapping is a close second, though.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I was I was thinking between arson and the aggravated.
But I'm gonna go aggravated assault.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Okay, everybody's agra. I'm gonna say arson, okay, because you can.
You can back your way into kidnapping accidentally, you steal
a car, there's a kid in the back.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
That's one way.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
All right. Well, the correct answer for Devin Elmore he
is in prison because of aggravated assault. That was the
way you talked through. That made a lot of sense.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Very good you hear it.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yeah, so far off to a good start. Well, let's
move on to or Hey Lopez. This guy has a
silky smooth voice and like Sea Bass, wants you to
know he's a thousand percent head.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Oh sweet, too much from.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Want to Hit Me and just that issue I want
to talk, I want to talk to listen, no creepy, no,
I want women only and straight as a hair over her?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah, yeah, you female.
Speaker 7 (11:12):
The original song you Ain't Gotta Call Me You're Felling
feeling really a beautiful song.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
You got to Say too much from You want to
Hit Me, You ain't Gotta call Me, You're fell and
just as bad as you want to talk, I want
to talk to.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
His whole rhythm is off. He's not he's not he's
not a word.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
It reminds me of the guys the defendants in court,
like do you have anything saying? They're like to the
person the hood?
Speaker 7 (11:41):
Okay, here that was from Master p Presents The Five
oh four Boys. What I can tell.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
That wasn't an original?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
You don't you know that's say that? Yes, you know
the five oh four Boys.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I know the song, Yes, yeah, work.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
Hip hopa get out of the way. The original words
are you Ain't got to Say too much from you.
Look in your eyes.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
I can tell you want to fight. You call me
your boo just as bad as you want to f
I want to f too. It was about to get
undue credit.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
I'm super random because like you know, you played Doctor
Dre the chronic And and then Sam was like, what
song is this? She's like some master p.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I guess I know the song. I could have told
you who's saying it.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Yeah, full surprise. He wants ladies.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
And he changed the words to hit me up and
not f because you know he's a nice guy.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
I mean, I did see you eating wraps.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
All right? Why he is in prison? Is Horry Lopez
in prison for possession of controlled substance, identity theft, or
shoplifting exceeding five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Let's do shoplifting.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Give me the options one more time.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Possession of a controlled substance, maybe identity theft, no shoplifting
exceeding five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I'm going one.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Possession possession shoplifting. Yeah, it's either one or three. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
Three. He was the organizer of a big ring of shoplift.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah, from home depots or something.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Still tell all right?
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Final answer? Okay, Wood. You crush at this game. He
is in prison for possession of a controlled substance. All right, Well,
hopefully there's more because we're about to meet John mcguira.
All right, he's an out of the box thinker when
it comes to protecting our borders.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Okay, here is John and Idaho prison pen pals.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
A solution for the wall. Okay, I've got a team
of signedists right now tracking Bigfoot. We're gonna catch Bigfoot,
a lady Bigfoot, and we're gonna make baby bigfoots. Put
them all up and down the wall, little Bigfoot huts. Okay,
you think twice before you bring your bad people into
our country. Okay, I mean what.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
So he just has it's more of a platform. He's
campaigning Bill Murray try out his open mic material exactly.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
So let's comedians, dude.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Yeah, let's see if we can figure out why John
is in prison. Is it eluding a police officer in
a motor vehicle, solicitation of a prostitute or vandalism number one? Yeah,
you don't go to prison too much for vandalism.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
So yeah, for the wall.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Okay, I've got a team of scientists right now tracking Bigfoot.
We're gonna catch Bigfoot, a lady Bigfoot, and we're gonna
make baby bigfoots put them all up and down the wall.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
So I don't see a prostitution, eluding a police officer
in a motor vehicle, solicitation of a prostitute, or vandalism.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Number one for sure. But he's still in jail after
eluding the cops. I guess what whatever you were running from, got.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
To keep him.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
He's too funny.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Solicitation of prostitution or he's still in jail.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
I don't getting prostitute vibe.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
This one's tough. Nothing's jumping out of me.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Out for prostuge, you have to be like it has
to be their tenth offense. Yeah, super hard.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
You gotta be running hose. You know what I'm saying.
You got a pim't get Yeah, what are your guess is?
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Greg? I'm gonna go with because it's random vandalism, sway me,
what do you got? Number one?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Number one?
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Also going vandalism for summers because it seems like a
weird guy. Maybe he did enough damage it.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Was like a protest.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I'll say I'm going to go with the looting. And
he's in jail. Good more for I mean that was
just aggravated the situation. But whatever he was running, criming
into the chasing him in the first place, aggravated a looting,
aggravated a looting.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Wood.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
He cannot be stopped in a motor vehicle.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
And now do you know what he did? They trying
to pull him over in the first place? Was suspect?
Was it just for speeding and he wouldn't stop it.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
It could have been you know, a Californi year role,
you know the stop sign, but he just kept driving.
All right, all right, let's keep going. We have two more.
Let's meet Jamie Joyce. He compares his lady to I
wear all right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Here's Jamie Joyce.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
I like my girl the way I like my glasses,
slim but thinking all the right spots. And I can
see you. You sit on my face?
Speaker 4 (16:15):
All right?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
One liner yeah or two liner yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:18):
All right?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
What are the options?
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Stalking, involuntary manslaughter, stalking, possession of a controlled substance.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I mean I already heard stalking.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
I like my girl the way I like my glasses,
slim but thinking all the right spots.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Sit on my face.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
I like like I like my girls running away from me.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Trump, you said stalking with I'm glombing on because you
were winning.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah, it just jumped out and like I got a
really strong gut feeling on that one. Okay, but watch
it be wrong.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
I like my girl like a girl with her doors unlocked.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah alright, And the answer is.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
The answer is possession of I should have clicked such
a catchup.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
All right, the one last one?
Speaker 3 (17:03):
All right, you got it. Let's get to Javier A. Roseco.
Pretty straightforward. He wants to just tell you straight what
he's looking for.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
Okay, bang my line if you're trying to talk, don't
hit me up. If you ain't really trying to talk,
get to know me. Trying to deal with that no more.
And bang my line if you want to bang my line. Yeah,
if you're me, bang my mine on twenty.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Three jesus, wow, Yeah, bang his line.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Bang my line? All right, So hit me up, bang
my line.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Okay, or you know, f with me.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I want to make it a call to like a
company on something I needed to call me back. Hey,
bang my line?
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Yeah all right.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
See is he locked up for tax evasion?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
No? Does he have a job?
Speaker 3 (17:43):
We don't know, disturbing the peace, controlled substance and assault
controlled substances.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Agree, Yeah sounds short.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yeah, controlled substance. Is it in agreement on that? He
sounds dumb?
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Yes, yeah? Agree?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Okay, So no tax evasion final answer, I think no job.
Javier is in prison four controlled substance and yeah, damn good.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Well, yeah, what's the what's the Idaho prison pen.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
The whole prison pen pals? And is the Idaho Correctional Institute.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
And is there a direct link on there where they can.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
It's all aggregated to this Instagram account, to the Idea
Prison pen Pals account because they're not quote unquote supposed
to be doing this. It's not encouraged, but it finds
a way.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Okay. I'm saying like, if you really kind of felt
a connection there in some way, should performs.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Look them up on the Instagram and then hit up there, Jacob.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
That's what more show is? Next show? All right, welcome back.
So this guy he uh, he won a million bucks
on a scratcher ticket and just like a few months ago,
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and he's been partying hella hard for.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
The last three months. Why wouldn't you.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
How hard has he partied? Well? He woke up one
morning and he couldn't walk, and he couldn't breathe, and
he ended up getting rushed to the hospital, and the
doctors told him that his excessive partying led to a
bilateral pulmonary embolism aka blood clots in the lungs.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
That's how you do it.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
And so the good news is he's going to live.
The bad news it's like a six to nine month recovery.
And the guy says it's given him a new outlook
on life. It's like, dude, calm down, your.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Medical bills will be a million dollars.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
He's one of the hundreds of people who would have
been better off without winning.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Now this is this is England.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I'm not sure. How's their healthcare system?
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Do you pay university?
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Is it universal? You you don't pay? You pay TAXI,
but you're paying. But what I'm saying is like when
you go, you don't get a bill from the doctor? Right, good,
great question.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
I have no idea. You know, I'm not a big
international guy.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
He do have universal healthcare?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Okay? Google? Yeah, like whatevers, you know, medical bills, medical bills,
but yeah, you want you want a million dollars calm down,
it's cool. I mean, who wouldn't take a million bucks fun?
You know who also is partying pretty hard?
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
This substitute teacher in Vermont in the news. One of
the kids knew something was off, so they told the principal.
Principal pulls the teacher out of the class and asks
her if she's okay, and she said that she was
great thanks to the cocaine that she had not only
in her system but in her jacket. And the cops
they were called and they found even more coke in
her backpack. She was arrested and so fired.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Oh is there a snitching box at your kids school?
Have you heard about this?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
What?
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Yeah? I heard like this report where there's like these
new snitching boxes where kids can write notes and then
you know, yeah, and just drop them in. Yeah the
gossip girl. Yeah, I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
In Canada, this guy he was going down the highway
pretty late at night. He was becoming increasingly paranoid, so
he got so scared he called the cops to tell
him that he was being followed by another car, and
the cops they they found the guy. They pulled him
over and they noticed that hey, man, you're the only
car on the road. They also noticed that the driver
was showing paranoid behavior due to the smell of some
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freshly burnt weed that was coming from the car. Turns
out the guy had gotten so high that he thought
he was being followed the entire time, and there was
there was nothing there to begin with, so he was arrested.
They charged him with operating a motor vehicle while being
impaired by a drug. Which is the thing.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
I don't know. Yeh, this menace aliens, right, yeah, he followed,
that's for damn.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
I love those stories of the guys who get so
high they call the cops, or what about the cops
that they were cops themselves, right, they got so high
and they had the brownies and they called the cops
because they thought they were dying.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
I don't believe, like I believe. I mean, if you
get really really high, yes you get paranoid, but you
always get paranoid about yourself, like you're gonna die, like
but that way have a heart attack or something like that.
The cops, yes, they believe. But the story about oh
I'm being followed, like, I don't know, I don't relate
to that. The one time I got mega high at
a hotel room. I thought there were ghosts in the room. No,
(22:21):
it's always like self inflicted things. I think that are
gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
You do, maybe, Yeah, I've had the external paranoia too.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Yeah, but that's your baseline, like always, here's those Here
are the cops they called it.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Yeah, can you please send rescue.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
I think I'm having an overdose that as kill as
my wife marijuana. Okay, you guys been drinking today too?
Speaker 6 (22:52):
Please come.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
I think we're dying.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
How much did you guys have I don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
We made brownies, my wife and I did. Do you
know how much I mean you put in the brownie?
I don't.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
Rush?
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Yeah, she's kneeling down in front of me.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Okay, I know we have to wait. Did you guys
do anything else?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Toda?
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Marijuana?
Speaker 5 (23:20):
No, that's it, But I don't know what was it
The marijuana could have been there could have been something
in the marijuana, could.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Have been are you calling?
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Are you?
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Anyway, So.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Our friend Robin, she gave me some banana bread, dude,
and I was at that level. Yeah, I came one
with death though. I was like, all right, well, it.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Was time before everybody had this stuff legal and had
dispensaries and things. So it was the promotions director of
the radio station. She had a side business where she
baked edibles like brownies and banana cake and they they
would wreck you. Oh yeah, they would wreck She gave
me some brownies for my birthday and in my thirtieth birthday,
and I was at home when I had one of
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those things, and I ate the entire thing. I didn't
leave the house till Sunday.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
She gave me that, and I went to a Cypress
Hill show and I felt like they were singing in
my ear.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Pretty crazy eight seven seven four Woodie, you can hit
us up with the text over to two two nine
eight seven This is the Woody Show.
Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory. There's a
menace yet, Gina Grant. Yeah, seabats is here. You got
Sammy Morgan's taken new calls. Phones are open eight seven food.
You can send us a text over to two two
nine eight seven. Idaho prison pen Pals Hot. Gina loves it.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, I'm just amazed they're allowed to do it, or
if they somehow should they find a way to do it.
If only they were you know, this imaginative and this
focused and determined on the outside. Yeah, it seems like
these are the kind of people that if if the
effort was applied appropriately, they can probably you know, makes
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a pretty good contribution to society.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Well, some of them are oozing charm.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Oh you'll hear it for Yeah, that's right. That's not
a thing, is it.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
It is such a good guy bad guy's crime, right,
you know you like you like you? I do like
that kind of a try. It's like her catnip, totally
like grizzled older bad guy. Yeah, Idaho prison pen pals.
These are all people looking for love, you guys, are
you know, just looking for some companionshipionship and nothing. They're
lonely on the inside. Yeah, and they want to know
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you from the inside.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Exactly in their bunk mates.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
From the inside, they want your money.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, So Greg had that, am I the A whole question?
This dude on social had am I the a whole
question and wanted to get your your take on this.
There was a a new microwave in the break room
at work, and within a couple of days, the people
in the office had already broken it. Oh no, because
you see the way the people treat stuff even around here. Yeah,
(01:46):
nobody takes care of anything. I treated like garbage. And
you always wonder, how do you at home? How do
you live at home?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Right? Well, you have garbage, you throw it on the
floor right here. The dumpster is the refrigerator because the
food distays in there for months. Yeah yeah, as we
sign on eah refrigerator that says they're cleaning it out
every week.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
It's weird.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
I still see the same spaghetti for three months.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
And since they can't take care of the stuff, this
dude's company wasn't exactly jumping at the chance to get
them another microwave. They just got one and you broke
it within a matter of days, so he asked the
co workers, Hey, you guys willing to pitch on a
new one? We bought one for the studio. I bought
one for the studio here. It was like a hundred bucks. Yeah,
they're not they're not crazy. You don't thin get a
crazy one. Not super expensive. But they still said, no,
(02:29):
nobody want the chip in. So he went and he
bought one himself, and because no one else wanted to
chip in, he put a lock on it and he's
the only one to use it.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Oh nice.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Okay, So his co worker said he's a jerk. But
I don't think he's a jerk.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I mean, you broke the other one.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Nobody wanted the chip in. He really wanted to have
a microwave at work, so he made it happen. Yeah,
it's not for you. You didn't want to chip in.
I don't think he's a jerk.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I think it's funny.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
It's hilarious something that happened to you.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, I was gonna say, seven, how do you feel
about this?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Justice?
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Right?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
But I mean he's not a hole, right, No, I
don't think he's a hole. And to one up it,
I would probably buy my own and put it right
next to it and put a lock on it just
to be funny. I wouldn't be offended by it.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
He is an a hole, but he's right, like it's
an a whole move, but he's something right.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Asked everybody if they wanted to chip in on it,
and they said, no, you don't want.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
To put people might have had to put in like
seven bucks a year.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah, no, I get it. I just think it's like, okay,
we get it.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
When he wasn't the one to break the other one,
it was all the other monsters in the in the
office who just don't take care of things. Those same
people don't want to chip in for the new one.
You can see where he wouldn't want these people touching
this microwave.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
How do you even put a lock on a microwave?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Well, I think he had it, maybe in a cabinet
or Something's my guess he had a lock of.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
Great question, Geina, because for some reason they changed that
our microwave in one of these kitchens here for no
good reason, and the one they have now auto locks on.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Completion, So like, how do you unlock it?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Then?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Well, there's an unlock button. It's very easy, but it's
also completely necessary and you could probably.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Don't know they had locks on the actual on the
microwave itself, there's a lot not a key lock, but
like probably.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
The digital right like one little button.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
This is unlock because I would hit to throw something
there For a minute, I go what and then there's
a little key there, like what key?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Kind of like uh, when you start the like a
front front loading washer, the door locks, like when you
start the washer, oh yeah, and you have to stop.
Yet when then you pause it, you add something, pose
it and you have to wait for the go click
and then you can open the door.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
But you have to press a separate button to open
your mind open. I've been I've been considering this now
for months, like what would the purpose of this be?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I already know because kids are getting dumber and everyone's
getting more litigious, and exactly this is another like child safety.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Thousand degrees exactly, yeah, in your hot pocket.
Speaker 7 (04:56):
But even though, okay, Gina, I I see how that
could be an inspiration. But if a kid can figure
out how to use a microwave, they can figure out what.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Very good point.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
But I don't know if it's for the kid who
put the stuff in the microwave. Maybe the parents put
something in the microwave and the little kid comes around
just like, yeah, it starts messing with I don't know, man.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
And why would we buy that for the office.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Well, so in this particular case, people were like saying
what we are, like, no, this guy's not the a hole.
And then there were people who were outraged that nobody
thought he was an ahole.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
It's funny, but these are the people who.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Break stuff and don't take care of things, and then
they they just want other people to take care of
the problem so they can continue to use and abuse
things that they had nothing. They have no skin in
the game.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
That's exactly what I was going to say. They have
no skin in the game.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
It's not a hole. He's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, it's even funnier though, if it's sitting right there
on the open counter and they can't open it because
this microwave lock on. That's pretty that's pretty funny.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
I'm seeing this. It is it's for child child's safety. Yeah,
because you know how when you were a kid, you
just died all the time.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
I open die with cup. How many skin graps you have?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Someone said the hotel is just at the microwave had
a button to push to unlock. I felt like an
idiot trying to open that thing. Well, note you should
feel like an idiot for putting that feature on. And
it's this may be a federal mandate, which.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
God, stay off my.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Laws, off my microwaves.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
I'll look here, it's you. That's how the microwave probably
got broken. Somebody was trying to rip the door open.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Maybe how do you even break a microwave.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Put tinfoil in it?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah, they don't put all kinds of stuff you're not
supposed to put in them. Yeah, maybe they pull too hard. Yeah,
we did that on purpose.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Purpose Like Star Wars.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Eight seven seven forty four Wooding text over to two
to ninety seven. You got the Idaho prison pen palace
thing ready to go? Baby, all right, so these are up.
Maybe we'll make a love connection here, be nice. Maybe
you'll you'll find your new boo. Yeah yeah, I can't, Benji.
Maybe we'll find you a girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Do ladies do this too? Or is it just the dudes?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Every so often they put a ladies one in. But
she's just she's like, hey, I just said, you know,
come j Palmy put a little money.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
On the book.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I'm yes, the guys who have to like sing and
they work for it.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
And do stuff all right, anyway, So that's next. Idaho
Prison pen Pals. After the break here on the Woody.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Show, he took a dollar of mayonnaise, slapped it down
on the leather couch and stuck his fare mud on
it and like wiggled it around, wigled it around.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
She would, We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
So much uh so many different avenues for entertainment between
you know, traditional television, all the streaming stuff. That also
includes the things that you find like on social media
and one of the things that Gina said that she
was all about and she's the one that introduced us
to it. I had never heard of this before, but
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Idaho prison pen Pals.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
Yeah, they're the best because you know, she likes all
the true crime stuff prison.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I mean, cig brought up that she's attracted to the
bad boys.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
She is crime.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, they do anyway. So these are these are guys
that are they're in jail in Idaho. Yeah there, they're
Idaho prison inmates.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Yeah, they're at the correctional facility and they they want
to reach out to the community. They want to spread
their wings and get to know all of us. So
they put these little videos together and in the hopes
that somebody will write them back. So first let's meet
our new buddy, Devin Elmore. He thinks a fun little
joke is the best way to introduce himself.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Joke for you.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
You ever heard of duck meat sausage?
Speaker 4 (08:36):
You ever try it?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
You say, no, duck down? Gave me up?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
If you like corny jokes.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
And uh like that?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Good time chilling out here in Idaho.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Tell me a little bit about yourself and send a
prepaid being.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Yeah, you say, that's what you're doing. They're just chilling
out in Idaho. Your in prison?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Ideo is ICP related?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Can you explain that joke? No? You ever heard of.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Duck meat sausage?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Heard of?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Have you ever heard of duckat sausage? Never tried it?
So oh so basically, suck my d duck down, the
duck down and get you some sausage.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
If you're ducking you meat sausage?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Terrible.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
I understand why he's in prison involved?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Do we know why he's Well, you are going to
guess why he's in prison. You got three guesses why
Devin Elmore is in prison right now?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Criminally bad jokes?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
That is it? Arson? Okay, aggravated assault or kidnapping?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Easy?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Arson, aggravated assault or.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Kid that's a dude who thinks he's real funny and
he doesn't like being disrespected, especially out of in public
at a bar.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Perhaps, And they can also hear like the weird energy
he's got, like maybe like an ADHD kind of like
see that and maybe like if you actually had the
time to mentally stop down, slow down, think about it,
he must have done that, but it was just kind
of impulsive.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Kidnapping is a close second, though.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I was I was thinking between arson and the aggravated.
But I'm gonna go aggravated assault.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Okay, everybody's agra. I'm gonna say arson, okay, because you can.
You can back your way into kidnapping accidentally, you steal
a car, there's a kid in the back.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
That's one way.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
All right. Well, the correct answer for Devin Elmore he
is in prison because of aggravated assault. That was the
way you talked through. That made a lot of sense.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Very good you hear it.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yeah, so far off to a good start. Well, let's
move on to or Hey Lopez. This guy has a
silky smooth voice and like Sea Bass, wants you to
know he's a thousand percent head.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Oh sweet, too much from.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Want to Hit Me and just that issue I want
to talk, I want to talk to listen, no creepy, no,
I want women only and straight as a hair over her?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah, yeah, you female.
Speaker 7 (11:12):
The original song you Ain't Gotta Call Me You're Felling
feeling really a beautiful song.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
You got to Say too much from You want to
Hit Me, You ain't Gotta call Me, You're fell and
just as bad as you want to talk, I want
to talk to.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
His whole rhythm is off. He's not he's not he's
not a word.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
It reminds me of the guys the defendants in court,
like do you have anything saying? They're like to the
person the hood?
Speaker 7 (11:41):
Okay, here that was from Master p Presents The Five
oh four Boys. What I can tell.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
That wasn't an original?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
You don't you know that's say that? Yes, you know
the five oh four Boys.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I know the song, Yes, yeah, work.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
Hip hopa get out of the way. The original words
are you Ain't got to Say too much from you.
Look in your eyes.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
I can tell you want to fight. You call me
your boo just as bad as you want to f
I want to f too. It was about to get
undue credit.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
I'm super random because like you know, you played Doctor
Dre the chronic And and then Sam was like, what
song is this? She's like some master p.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I guess I know the song. I could have told
you who's saying it.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Yeah, full surprise. He wants ladies.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
And he changed the words to hit me up and
not f because you know he's a nice guy.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
I mean, I did see you eating wraps.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
All right? Why he is in prison? Is Horry Lopez
in prison for possession of controlled substance, identity theft, or
shoplifting exceeding five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Let's do shoplifting.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Give me the options one more time.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Possession of a controlled substance, maybe identity theft, no shoplifting
exceeding five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I'm going one.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Possession possession shoplifting. Yeah, it's either one or three. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
Three. He was the organizer of a big ring of shoplift.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah, from home depots or something.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Still tell all right?
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Final answer? Okay, Wood. You crush at this game. He
is in prison for possession of a controlled substance. All right, Well,
hopefully there's more because we're about to meet John mcguira.
All right, he's an out of the box thinker when
it comes to protecting our borders.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Okay, here is John and Idaho prison pen pals.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
A solution for the wall. Okay, I've got a team
of signedists right now tracking Bigfoot. We're gonna catch Bigfoot,
a lady Bigfoot, and we're gonna make baby bigfoots. Put
them all up and down the wall, little Bigfoot huts. Okay,
you think twice before you bring your bad people into
our country. Okay, I mean what.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
So he just has it's more of a platform. He's
campaigning Bill Murray try out his open mic material exactly.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
So let's comedians, dude.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Yeah, let's see if we can figure out why John
is in prison. Is it eluding a police officer in
a motor vehicle, solicitation of a prostitute or vandalism number one? Yeah,
you don't go to prison too much for vandalism.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
So yeah, for the wall.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Okay, I've got a team of scientists right now tracking Bigfoot.
We're gonna catch Bigfoot, a lady Bigfoot, and we're gonna
make baby bigfoots put them all up and down the wall.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
So I don't see a prostitution, eluding a police officer
in a motor vehicle, solicitation of a prostitute, or vandalism.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Number one for sure. But he's still in jail after
eluding the cops. I guess what whatever you were running from, got.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
To keep him.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
He's too funny.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Solicitation of prostitution or he's still in jail.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
I don't getting prostitute vibe.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
This one's tough. Nothing's jumping out of me.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Out for prostuge, you have to be like it has
to be their tenth offense. Yeah, super hard.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
You gotta be running hose. You know what I'm saying.
You got a pim't get Yeah, what are your guess is?
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Greg? I'm gonna go with because it's random vandalism, sway me,
what do you got? Number one?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Number one?
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Also going vandalism for summers because it seems like a
weird guy. Maybe he did enough damage it.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Was like a protest.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I'll say I'm going to go with the looting. And
he's in jail. Good more for I mean that was
just aggravated the situation. But whatever he was running, criming
into the chasing him in the first place, aggravated a looting,
aggravated a looting.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Wood.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
He cannot be stopped in a motor vehicle.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
And now do you know what he did? They trying
to pull him over in the first place? Was suspect?
Was it just for speeding and he wouldn't stop it.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
It could have been you know, a Californi year role,
you know the stop sign, but he just kept driving.
All right, all right, let's keep going. We have two more.
Let's meet Jamie Joyce. He compares his lady to I
wear all right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Here's Jamie Joyce.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
I like my girl the way I like my glasses,
slim but thinking all the right spots. And I can
see you. You sit on my face?
Speaker 4 (16:15):
All right?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
One liner yeah or two liner yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:18):
All right?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
What are the options?
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Stalking, involuntary manslaughter, stalking, possession of a controlled substance.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I mean I already heard stalking.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
I like my girl the way I like my glasses,
slim but thinking all the right spots.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Sit on my face.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
I like like I like my girls running away from me.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Trump, you said stalking with I'm glombing on because you
were winning.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah, it just jumped out and like I got a
really strong gut feeling on that one. Okay, but watch
it be wrong.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
I like my girl like a girl with her doors unlocked.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah alright, And the answer is.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
The answer is possession of I should have clicked such
a catchup.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
All right, the one last one?
Speaker 3 (17:03):
All right, you got it. Let's get to Javier A. Roseco.
Pretty straightforward. He wants to just tell you straight what
he's looking for.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
Okay, bang my line if you're trying to talk, don't
hit me up. If you ain't really trying to talk,
get to know me. Trying to deal with that no more.
And bang my line if you want to bang my line. Yeah,
if you're me, bang my mine on twenty.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Three jesus, wow, Yeah, bang his line.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Bang my line? All right, So hit me up, bang
my line.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Okay, or you know, f with me.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I want to make it a call to like a
company on something I needed to call me back. Hey,
bang my line?
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Yeah all right.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
See is he locked up for tax evasion?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
No? Does he have a job?
Speaker 3 (17:43):
We don't know, disturbing the peace, controlled substance and assault
controlled substances.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Agree, Yeah sounds short.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yeah, controlled substance. Is it in agreement on that? He
sounds dumb?
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Yes, yeah? Agree?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Okay, So no tax evasion final answer, I think no job.
Javier is in prison four controlled substance and yeah, damn good.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Well, yeah, what's the what's the Idaho prison pen.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
The whole prison pen pals? And is the Idaho Correctional Institute.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
And is there a direct link on there where they can.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
It's all aggregated to this Instagram account, to the Idea
Prison pen Pals account because they're not quote unquote supposed
to be doing this. It's not encouraged, but it finds
a way.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Okay. I'm saying like, if you really kind of felt
a connection there in some way, should performs.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Look them up on the Instagram and then hit up there, Jacob.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
That's what more show is? Next show? All right, welcome back.
So this guy he uh, he won a million bucks
on a scratcher ticket and just like a few months ago,
(18:59):
and he's been partying hella hard for.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
The last three months. Why wouldn't you.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
How hard has he partied? Well? He woke up one
morning and he couldn't walk, and he couldn't breathe, and
he ended up getting rushed to the hospital, and the
doctors told him that his excessive partying led to a
bilateral pulmonary embolism aka blood clots in the lungs.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
That's how you do it.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
And so the good news is he's going to live.
The bad news it's like a six to nine month recovery.
And the guy says it's given him a new outlook
on life. It's like, dude, calm down, your.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Medical bills will be a million dollars.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
He's one of the hundreds of people who would have
been better off without winning.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Now this is this is England.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I'm not sure. How's their healthcare system?
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Do you pay university?
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Is it universal? You you don't pay? You pay TAXI,
but you're paying. But what I'm saying is like when
you go, you don't get a bill from the doctor? Right, good,
great question.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
I have no idea. You know, I'm not a big
international guy.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
He do have universal healthcare?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Okay? Google? Yeah, like whatevers, you know, medical bills, medical bills,
but yeah, you want you want a million dollars calm down,
it's cool. I mean, who wouldn't take a million bucks fun?
You know who also is partying pretty hard?
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
This substitute teacher in Vermont in the news. One of
the kids knew something was off, so they told the principal.
Principal pulls the teacher out of the class and asks
her if she's okay, and she said that she was
great thanks to the cocaine that she had not only
in her system but in her jacket. And the cops
they were called and they found even more coke in
her backpack. She was arrested and so fired.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Oh is there a snitching box at your kids school?
Have you heard about this?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
What?
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Yeah? I heard like this report where there's like these
new snitching boxes where kids can write notes and then
you know, yeah, and just drop them in. Yeah the
gossip girl. Yeah, I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
In Canada, this guy he was going down the highway
pretty late at night. He was becoming increasingly paranoid, so
he got so scared he called the cops to tell
him that he was being followed by another car, and
the cops they they found the guy. They pulled him
over and they noticed that hey, man, you're the only
car on the road. They also noticed that the driver
was showing paranoid behavior due to the smell of some
(21:23):
freshly burnt weed that was coming from the car. Turns
out the guy had gotten so high that he thought
he was being followed the entire time, and there was
there was nothing there to begin with, so he was arrested.
They charged him with operating a motor vehicle while being
impaired by a drug. Which is the thing.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
I don't know. Yeh, this menace aliens, right, yeah, he followed,
that's for damn.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
I love those stories of the guys who get so
high they call the cops, or what about the cops
that they were cops themselves, right, they got so high
and they had the brownies and they called the cops
because they thought they were dying.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
I don't believe, like I believe. I mean, if you
get really really high, yes you get paranoid, but you
always get paranoid about yourself, like you're gonna die, like
but that way have a heart attack or something like that.
The cops, yes, they believe. But the story about oh
I'm being followed, like, I don't know, I don't relate
to that. The one time I got mega high at
a hotel room. I thought there were ghosts in the room. No,
(22:21):
it's always like self inflicted things. I think that are
gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
You do, maybe, Yeah, I've had the external paranoia too.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Yeah, but that's your baseline, like always, here's those Here
are the cops they called it.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Yeah, can you please send rescue.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
I think I'm having an overdose that as kill as
my wife marijuana. Okay, you guys been drinking today too?
Speaker 6 (22:52):
Please come.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
I think we're dying.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
How much did you guys have I don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
We made brownies, my wife and I did. Do you
know how much I mean you put in the brownie?
I don't.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
Rush?
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Yeah, she's kneeling down in front of me.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Okay, I know we have to wait. Did you guys
do anything else?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Toda?
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Marijuana?
Speaker 5 (23:20):
No, that's it, But I don't know what was it
The marijuana could have been there could have been something
in the marijuana, could.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Have been are you calling?
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Are you?
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Anyway, So.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Our friend Robin, she gave me some banana bread, dude,
and I was at that level. Yeah, I came one
with death though. I was like, all right, well, it.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Was time before everybody had this stuff legal and had
dispensaries and things. So it was the promotions director of
the radio station. She had a side business where she
baked edibles like brownies and banana cake and they they
would wreck you. Oh yeah, they would wreck She gave
me some brownies for my birthday and in my thirtieth birthday,
and I was at home when I had one of
(24:02):
those things, and I ate the entire thing. I didn't
leave the house till Sunday.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
She gave me that, and I went to a Cypress
Hill show and I felt like they were singing in
my ear.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Pretty crazy eight seven seven four Woodie, you can hit
us up with the text over to two two nine
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