October 20, 2025 • 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Is Greg h o Abel garbage Day, not garbage here.
Pete Paul, Hey, don't forget. We have trash Day, not
trash weed. It's not every once in a while that
they leave it out for an extra day.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
It's the Woody Show and.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
It's another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Woody,
Greg Minis, Gina gran We got Sea Bass. Morgan is here.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. What is
the phone number? If you want to call him, be
part of whatever it is. You can always set us
a text over to two two nine eighty seven. Find
it's on social media. Look for us there at the
(00:42):
Woody Show. Roe versus Bros. Roe v bro yev Bro.
This is something that Gina introduced us to a while back.
And I guess there's another round. Oh yeah, So it's
these these people being questioned about's health kind of thing.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
It's it's to find out how much men know about
women's bodies. Yeah, college campuses and public places and just
ask them trivia questions.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Like remember the classic story when Sally Ride was going
to be the first woman in space. They asked if
a hundred tampons would be enough enough.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
They didn't know.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
It's just a bunch of like science dorks, you know,
like I don't know how a thousand.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
They didn't have Google? How many?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
How many tamps should we.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
Send any literally any female to ask?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Yeah, they're like a hundred.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
Like no.
Speaker 7 (01:34):
For a couple of years, wasn't there like a whole
movie about how there was women that actually sent people
to space?
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Right the what's it called the Secret Life of NASA something? Yeah,
I don't know, I don't know what you're talking about hidden figures,
thank you?
Speaker 8 (01:55):
But what's it about?
Speaker 7 (01:57):
It was all about behind the computers, all these women
in the yeah, the space program that actually like did
all the work.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Well then that, yeah, that made sense.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Like whenever you said it before hair related you have
whatever you just said before, like what.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Gina got it?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Thank you?
Speaker 6 (02:12):
Basically that's that's how I wanted to say. But yes,
it's a true story. But yeah, it's some ladies did
some math, which is great and admirable, but there were literally,
thank you, there were literally thousands upon thousands of engineers
and scientists, including those including those ladies.
Speaker 7 (02:25):
Yeah, and there wasn't any women to ask around there,
And I go, well, they made a whole movie Got,
Shane Gillis.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Is very funny.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Got.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
It's called watch a movie, Thank you, asking asking bros
questions about chicks and reproductive health, women's health stuff, and
we'll see how we can do Yeah, I.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Would love to see how you guys do it.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
The first question kind of sets the stage for how
these videos usually go down.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Okay, here we go, row the bro.
Speaker 9 (02:51):
How long do women have to wait after giving birth
before they can have sex?
Speaker 5 (02:55):
All right?
Speaker 6 (02:55):
So, and he'll i'd like you to hear his answer.
Speaker 10 (02:58):
Okay, yeah, I mean, I mean, it just depends how
much pain they want in there. I think they one second,
real answers one second.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Right, one Secondly you he's screwing around, but he's also
he's not wrong.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Right.
Speaker 9 (03:15):
How long do women have to wait after giving birth
before they can have sex?
Speaker 10 (03:19):
I mean, I mean it just depends how much pain
they want in there? I think they one second real
answers one second, right, I mean doctor told.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Us he phrased it.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
He says he phrased it incorrectly, not pain, how much,
how much, how horny they are? How much fun they?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Right?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
He's done second later, let's let's go around the room.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Greg gory. Three weeks, three weeks menace.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
I don't know if they have to, but it's recommended
a month, right, a month.
Speaker 8 (03:45):
I'm going to say six weeks, six weeks.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
My my official doctor guest was six weeks. Also, it
is six weeks. I know it's six weeks. Actually, there's
a little wiggle room for some of you horned up boys.
Speaker 8 (03:56):
It's four to six weeks, okay.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Because when the placental leaves, it's kind of like an
open wound.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
You gotta let that heal up exactly.
Speaker 8 (04:06):
Yeah, but surely people don't wait that long.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
But we were always told you six weeks. Yes you do, yeah, yeah,
you don't want to blood out get an infection.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
All right, row v Bros.
Speaker 9 (04:18):
Question number two, Guess how much blood women lose during
a sea section and tell us when to stop.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
So they're pouring it, I'm about to stop. Now, how
much blood do they lose? Her?
Speaker 9 (04:28):
Guess how much blood women lose during a sea section
and tell us when.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
To stop and tell us when there there was no
good way to cut that.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
But we have a measurement, we do we have, like
you know.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
That during a probably not a ton. Now are they
saying is she saying blood in excess of a normal birth.
I'm assuming I don't know, doctor, just how much? How
about what do they lose during a sea section?
Speaker 8 (05:00):
A pint? Four out pint?
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Yeah, like that's a lot.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
You're all getting two cups, two cups, two cups. I'm
gonna say three pints, three pints. Yeah, she's down a court.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
A court, you got you gotta check it.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
The answer is one leader, one leader. Yeah, it's like
half a two liter PEPSI okay, it's half a two leader.
Speaker 11 (05:27):
How much?
Speaker 6 (05:28):
How much is one leader? It's half of a two
leaders bottle of Okay, how.
Speaker 8 (05:35):
Many pints is that?
Speaker 12 (05:37):
It is?
Speaker 6 (05:37):
Over two pints?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Gross?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Am I correct in saying that the amount of blood
that a woman loses on average, like for a period
is like three table space.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
It's it's very different.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
It seems so so low almost because you guys need
one hundred tampons from one period?
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Is that how much it is?
Speaker 8 (05:58):
Though that number? Girls are different though, like some are
heavy flowers.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
That's right, but even still, like I think it's like
not much.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
I think I think it's kind of a it's on
a technicality because you're losing other stuff.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
But the blood colors it red. So there's a lot
more stuff coming out.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
I just remember, great, so happy. I'm disgusted to the
deal chicks.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
From I have a picture of a sea because my
buddies took a photo of his kid coming out when
his wife got one face and answer your question for
it's wonderful tablespoons. There's a lot of blood, like you
can between what's called beautiful nothing that ever interested.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
There's a good reaction.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Imagine put the put the camera on menace and this okay,
so put the camera on menace.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
People love reaction. Look for five seconds, right, five seconds?
Five seconds one.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
I looked at ready, here we go on.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
On account of three. One I'm looking at from a movie.
Look at it five seconds in describe it five seconds?
Speaker 13 (07:18):
What is it?
Speaker 14 (07:19):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (07:20):
It looks like like a grimlin or something.
Speaker 8 (07:23):
It's about to go down.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
I looked at it. It is not. I'm sending you
a second one, which is even funnier, where it's just
a head O god.
Speaker 15 (07:32):
It's like, oh yeah, wait, hold on, I'm remembering now
sea best didn't you have like a coworker that posted
it on social media?
Speaker 6 (07:44):
That's what I said a minute ago. Sorry, ears aren't
working because I'm looking at the stupid photo.
Speaker 8 (07:49):
Look at this one.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Okay, that's gross. Many The reason I have these section
photos is again they were posted on Facebook. That's insane.
He's very proud, older father.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
It looks like decapitated baby's heads sitting on.
Speaker 8 (08:03):
It's so off.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
I do see some blood over there, so I mean
two leaders. Oh and by the way, in that other phone,
look where the doctor's right hand is. The doctor's hand
is going down below in that second one you got,
and he's cramming. The baby's head is popping up way
above her belly. Maybe it's maybe it's the way that
Morgan get that turn out.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Oh yeah, you can kind of like go underneath and
like push up on the other wall, push up from
behind it.
Speaker 8 (08:26):
I will say it worked very well.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
That's how toilet plunger still lies. You're not pushing water,
you're pushing air.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
How are these five grown adults in the room with
this not just all vomiting right now?
Speaker 9 (08:37):
How much blood women lose during a sea section and
tell us when to stop?
Speaker 6 (08:41):
All right?
Speaker 5 (08:41):
So it's one leader. Leader is the answer. Let's see
what this bro said.
Speaker 8 (08:44):
What does the sea section go? Ahead?
Speaker 4 (08:47):
I'm just telling you the answer because a lot of
times they're like thud though, Yeah, I just wanted to
get the first guy.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Being like pain she likes. By the way, how many
women knew one leader?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Not many?
Speaker 6 (08:59):
Anyway, this one you should all get. All right, let's
see what does a C and C section stand for?
Speaker 5 (09:05):
I can't say that word on the radio. That's me
a second word, right.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
Yeah, that's exactly. Oh I think I know it because
it comes out of there. All right, Morgan, what do
you think its sarian?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Alright, man, Clatorius clataorus. That's what the C and C
section stands for.
Speaker 8 (09:25):
Clatorius section.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Excuse me, clatorius section. It's backed by the gloves and
the towels. You're going to go past betting, past the
automotive section. If you see outdoors, he's gone too far. Yeah,
look for the camping stoves. Go by the directly across
from the camping stone. You got stone, you got the
clatorius section. Yep, yeah, alright, Greg, caesarean, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
That is that is the answer. That is correct.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
And do you know why this is a very sea
bass fun fact. I'm going to give you the word
cesarean comes from the Latin verb do you know cadera sadara?
It means to cut, so cesarean section means the cutting operations.
Speaker 8 (10:08):
So there you go.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
Janna stays intact. Yeah, exactly, Yeah, all right.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Question number four bro arm sorry row the bros.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
Can you get pregnant if you pull out before ejaculating?
Speaker 6 (10:20):
All right, so this I know what's just going for here?
And uh, the real answers no, what do you mean
the real answers, But they want to scare you into
thinking yes.
Speaker 16 (10:29):
That's what I think too, because they always tell you yes,
but in what situation has that ever happened?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Well, the answer, I think technically answer is yes, right
that that's what they're saying.
Speaker 8 (10:38):
Is there? You said?
Speaker 6 (10:40):
You said? The real answers No, but yeah, like not
my reality statistically correct answers know, however, it technically is yes.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Because there are sperm in pre ejaculate, right, but yeah,
it's not a high concentration.
Speaker 8 (10:54):
Of it allegedly mm hm.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
But like it just takes one.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
You know, what if your strongest swimmer survives the pre ejaculate, right,
and then you know that's the one that busts through
your egg, that's.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
A swimming chat tour section.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Turns out you are right, it doesn't itself contains sperm.
But if they're left in the urethra from a recent sash, uh,
those can get mixed in.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
Yeah, yeah, I forgot about that. That's point very good.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Point one more, one more row v Bro. Question number five,
How long does sperm.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
Live in a vagina? How long can it camp out
there vagina? Like like a month secting a month?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah, damn Well, if you want to make sure you
don't get pregnant, if like there was an accident in
condom breaks or whatever, you do s right.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
I've literally never do people tell you that that's not
you're not supposed to.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Down.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
You just spray a little bleach up there.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
You're fine yourself down the stairs, right right?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yeah, Like there are there are people who have tried
like the whole like Condon broke, and so they aggressively do.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
It's too late.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
It's not the way it works aggressive Yeah, right, But
how long is it liven?
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Answer?
Speaker 6 (12:18):
Or something like two days?
Speaker 8 (12:19):
Okay, I was going to say, like two hours.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
It stays up in there, doctor living up there, We
stay living up there.
Speaker 8 (12:32):
And are they just swimming around just hanging.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
They like, how are they swimming?
Speaker 8 (12:38):
All right?
Speaker 5 (12:38):
They stuck to the walls, Like, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
Yeah, like you guys are going basically forty eight hours.
The answer is up to five days.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Five days.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Yeah, they can live in the cervical Oh, Greg's gonna
throw up. They're going to live in the cervical mucus
if it's happening during a fertility window.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Again, so beautiful.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
It's out of the pregnancy sex question. What woman knows
the answer to this stuff?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Though?
Speaker 6 (13:07):
You gotta know because you're the one that you're gonna
have to deal with. My oh my, oh my, seriously, seriously,
it's so good. All of the blood has rushed out
of your face. You're like white.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
Maybe ye, look maybe the poor choice? Are you looking
at my face?
Speaker 6 (13:26):
Textas came in, I got pregnant with the pull out method.
People have to be fair. The guy may have not
pulled out properly. Yeah yeah, or in time he got second.
Better better safe than sorry if you if you don't
get a good game, yeah, yeah, that's your game. Well
when I first started it, which would have been got awful,
(13:47):
but I didn't try it back then, becau I knew
I couldn't trust myself smart.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Well, thank you very much. Grab that.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Urine.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Urine.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Everyone in this room means deep, a little lower, a
little slower if you want to oil him down, sunning
their buttholes.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Wow, chucking the sun. Not pretty much, all deficient.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Indeed, sorry, I'm little selves?
Speaker 17 (14:06):
Are you down the d R?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Not me?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
All day long? The Woody Show, Woody Show got talent
Sea Bass exposed us to some new talents and.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Greg because Greg a g T is one of his
favorite shows. Get to be Simone and whoever else is
on that show, Heidi, Heidi. Yeah, And we're gonna focus
mostly on comedy here because that's what most of the
open mics are.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
It's the one from Modern Family.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
Oh uh, Vargar, thank you? I thought you were a fan. Yeah,
So I went around to Yes, I'm open MIC's talk
to some guys, you know, little bars and pubs and cafes,
things of that nature, to find out that new gem
out there, because it's easy to ask, you know, Joe
Cooy and Bert Kreischer to come on your show after
they get famous, when they got when they're busy.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
And then you consider yourself to be like a student
of comedy. You read all these like different books on
comedy and yeah, yeah, I'm taking like an improv class
or something.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
I'm reading Lord Michael's book right now about how he
did just this in the seventies and here we are
fifty years later with Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
So we'll start with this guy.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
He's talking about how he's the son of an immigrant
parent and how she gave him different food than with
the American kid.
Speaker 12 (15:18):
Scott's okay, d one of the things that I was
jealous of, like American kids, the white black kids was
like buneables.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
I grew up in real life. You know, they were
eating cards, work and the Asian food.
Speaker 12 (15:34):
My almost patty was full of Nutrician And it's interesting
because the higher food here and you know, she gave
me cards, protein, you know, mining and whatever. And I'll
look at these kids, he you know, cool dry whatever
you call those bushables and want that and I don't know.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
All right, Yeah, he sweating because it started off strong.
They're like, okay, this could be somewhere. You gotta laugh
and claps just for saying the word lunchibles shout to luxcibles. Yeah,
so his premises, I actually got good food but I
didn't want good food. Okay, that's a premise, that's not
(16:33):
where's the joke that he's looking at his nose like.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
You know?
Speaker 6 (16:38):
That was it.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
I didn't give his name before.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
Again, I'm not going to out these people. I get
I know this is another work with through material.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
I get it.
Speaker 6 (16:46):
It's not the final product.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
I get that.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
Yeah, he lost me on nutrition. I'm like, okay, we're
going into a boring area. So this is a different
older guy. He does the classic gig.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
I mean, just carbs and protein and in the anyway.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
But the observation is interesting. Yeah, from the kids, don't
what's good for them? He took off. He just didn't
have the lamb. He right over the front.
Speaker 8 (17:11):
Workshop that we might hear that joke someday and it
actually become big.
Speaker 6 (17:15):
This guy's a little more polished. He's an older guy
you're about to hear. And he's talking about his ex
wife and how they know she's from one faith and
he's of another. And let's see if he can find
some comedy there.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I got.
Speaker 17 (17:24):
You know, I was married to.
Speaker 13 (17:28):
A a Jewish one and I'm captain right. So kids
are like Camp Camthic Camp Jewish. Someone say that jew
Afflecks or Cashews. But I got a hand in to
my wife because we had two girls.
Speaker 6 (17:44):
Up on top.
Speaker 11 (17:46):
And then my wife finally gave me my son. As
soon as I find out who the followers, I'm gonna kick.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
His ass.
Speaker 18 (17:56):
Get me.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
That is very old time.
Speaker 8 (18:00):
Yeah, at least there was a payoff and there.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
Yeah, yeah, that was nineteen fifty five, all right.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
The premise is flood because nobody calls them jew Afflecks, right,
they can't call them.
Speaker 6 (18:14):
Jeff, he was so much cash. I get it. Yeah,
I get it. We're getting better, We're getting technically. Those
were jokes. Yeah, he was late fifties, early sixties. Now
those were hacky, terrible jokes, but they were still jokes
that he continues with more about he finally got his
son and how it's a special event because his son
(18:35):
came Onto Year's Eve.
Speaker 11 (18:37):
In fact, he was born at twelve fourteen in the morning.
The newspaper came and took pictures. And the reason why
I remember the thing was because New Year's Eve we
had a whole party. We had the Carnassians there. Actually
didn't hang out with them, and.
Speaker 17 (18:53):
As my wife, we just got them with dinner.
Speaker 11 (18:56):
She's washing the dishes, and if he runs into the
big symptom like honey, what's wrong, She's like, my watera
just broke.
Speaker 17 (19:06):
I'm like, well that's us. Something is to stop Washington diss.
Come on and ready for dessert.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
You guys walked all over his pull back about okay.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
All right, everybody, everybody, everybody quiet down. Yeah it was.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
It was so funny. Yeah, all right, everyboy quiet.
Speaker 17 (19:29):
Say, symptom like honey, what's wrong. She's like, my watera
just broke. I'm like, well, that's us. Something is to
stop Washington diss, come on and ready for dessert.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
Because so he expected that to kill.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
I got like, I think it's funny when Ricky Gervais,
when he gets a groan from me, honest, he goes,
oh if you I don't care, I don't care, that's funny.
I don't know if that's what he was going for
or if he was just completely disgusted that they didn't
find where he was going.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Funny the way he did.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
I love that he named the Gardashi anyway.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
Yeah, but I think there's something there, Like the.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
Voice is funny.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
He's of a different generation. And a different he's going
after a different era.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
Yeah right, exactly, and it's just not working for would
he show got talent? This is another guy, a younger guy,
and he's gonna riff on American history and some of
the things that they had back then.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
All right.
Speaker 17 (20:42):
When I was in.
Speaker 19 (20:43):
School, I studied history. My favorite piece of history to
study was the American Revolution. Why do I like studying
the American Revolution?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Well?
Speaker 19 (20:50):
I like it because not because it's the laying of
the foundations of democracy or how ordinary men can rise
up the fight against the evils of tyranny.
Speaker 6 (20:58):
I like that people were able to grow and and
doable amount of pot.
Speaker 19 (21:01):
Back then and get away with it. That's why I
love studying the American Revolution. Yeah, all those who really
support me behind that are going i'd applaud. I just
don't feel like lifting my arms.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
Dude, oh god getting they don't like puns. I don't
think they don't like that, Okay, that there was a pun.
I love this stuff.
Speaker 7 (21:22):
I love like.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
The dude. It is extra funny. He got much like
the Lunchables joke. He got the crowd behind him. You
mentioned pot, I forgot, like, yeah, you did some you
did some stand up, and the very last one I
did was a complete bomb. It's it's like this, do
you remember any of your material?
Speaker 8 (21:47):
I think one of the best jokes that I did
was like, set up, set up, all right? Remember all right?
Speaker 5 (21:53):
You think about it for a second while we.
Speaker 8 (21:54):
Know it's too much pressure talent on the.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Please I want I want to you'r. I want to
hear an example of Morgan's stand up commediation. Okay, okay,
think about it.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
There's that pot heads are lazy, right, Okay, but now
he goes back into like, well what if what if
those guys, you know, let's take this pot thing to
the next level.
Speaker 19 (22:15):
Okay, me and anyone else with smoke pot can tell you,
after you smoke pot, you do not feel like going
off and fighting a revolution. Everyone smoked pot back then.
Paul Revere would be galloping down the street like I
think the British are coming dudes. Luckily for me, I
got enough I can share. You guys been a great crowd.
(22:42):
That's my time, that's his waist.
Speaker 8 (22:47):
You wait for the light. I'm sure the light wasn't off.
That's closer.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
I think he was just really excited about doing the
horse noise.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Yeah, and we know them that that's the closer though,
because that's content the whole ideas to leave him laughing.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
But didn't you get to get it? What if Paul
Revere smoked weed, he'd be lazy, and he might he
might have a lot of it.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
And therefore the horse would gallop.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
You know, I think you're getting his joke. Gallop horse
would Let me break this down, let me explain it,
you see.
Speaker 8 (23:26):
I like, you know, that actually be hilarious if you
explained it.
Speaker 14 (23:33):
If it was like an anti joke and he said
I would die, that would be kind of like a
stick like the comedian who explains all his jokes and
then why it's funny, Like maybe it's some like really
high level thought stuff and then you.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Break it down to the dumb audience about why it's funny.
Like that's an idea for you if you're going to
do stand up like you can do like some really
high thought concept by concept kind of thing and like
the average person would go right over their head and
you can, and then you can do your your your
your typical condescending thing and break it.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
Down and down. Yeah right, like but that's your stick, right, guys.
The reason is I'm a bad husband and I wanted
her to make dessert and even though she was labor Yeah,
you guys are too dumb to understand this. I'm inns now.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Her water just brokes it.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Yeah, so that's that's why I was acting in the
ridiculous Man.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
I want her back of the kitchen. So what we're
gonna do is we're gonna do it again from the top.
And now you'll understand why it's funny. Ready and goes okay,
lunch of us, Yeah tell me.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
Yeah, see, this is why open mic nights are so
much fun.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Well, he show got talent open mic night.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
Technically, this one's a little more polished. This is a
guy and I'll tell you his name because he put
this out himself, the hass Ridgeway and uh, I just
want you to think about the kind of jokes that
Hoss is telling and think about think about that the
next time you want to tell these type of jokes.
Speaker 18 (24:52):
I tried to text her while she was at college,
and she didn't text me back, y'all. She ghosted me
her dad, so I at her back. She doesn't like
dad jokes, so I knew that, and I started texting her.
First one was I got a job at the bread factory.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
I need the dough who.
Speaker 6 (25:13):
The next one was it was a crummy job whom.
Speaker 18 (25:19):
Then I said, if I don't loaf around, I can
get a bigger slice of life. And then I got
these mean emojis and I was like, well, don't get toasty.
Speaker 17 (25:28):
Okay, so.
Speaker 6 (25:30):
You can clap after that, I suppose, oh, yeah, there
you go.
Speaker 8 (25:36):
There's some people laughing.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
I mean, he's purposely being bad. The delivery I mean
alcohol that they sell at the venue helps, oh for sure,
the two drink minimum and.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
The sound of the text being said though really brings home.
Speaker 6 (25:51):
Yeah, you can laugh at that if you can clap
after that, I suppose I start saying that.
Speaker 13 (25:59):
Now.
Speaker 6 (25:59):
The one thing at these open mics, it's not just comedy.
Sometimes some dumb hipill get up throw with a guitar
music comedy. Well this is I don't think this is
even comedy. This is music with a social message. Baby,
So hey Green day, before you write your next hip,
maybe talking about this sold fart and his song about
starting a hedge.
Speaker 17 (26:18):
Fund, starting age fun.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
That's where you need to explain what a hedge fund
is to the audience. They may have heard the term before,
but you have to like stop down and explain it.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
All I know is it's evil. Yeah, starting a.
Speaker 17 (26:32):
Fun make don't show everything.
Speaker 8 (26:36):
I can't.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
Shorty says, what in fun?
Speaker 6 (26:40):
Stormy weather?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
And you know I want to make you, Hedge, I
make you a legacy success.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
It doesn't really get in there.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
Remember the throat tomatoes at people.
Speaker 6 (27:12):
Stage gets a cabbage Wow, it's.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Yeah, he brought his own his sister.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
You know, like everybody says they want to be an
influencer or the shirts shortstop for you know, the Dodgers
or what they Yeah, not everybody can make it.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
You know, not everybody's gonna be Joe coy or but
but everyone has to start like this.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Everyone.
Speaker 6 (27:42):
You know Joe twenty years ago, he was doing this stuff, same.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Stuff, a Gel saying at coffee shops exactly. Lock at her, now,
look at Morgan. She started in And I'll give you
a couple more minutes to get get it together.
Speaker 8 (27:58):
I mean, I got it's not going to get any
better than I already.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
Got it all right. Well, Morgan, how many times did
you go up and do stand up?
Speaker 5 (28:03):
You tried to make a really good run out for one.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
At one point.
Speaker 8 (28:05):
I did it more in Arkansas when I was going
to college. But out here in LA I did it twice.
Speaker 6 (28:09):
Okay, killed honestly surprised they had opened MIC's in Arkansas.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Was it just to uh, just to try it out,
or were you gonna, like try to make a go
of being a comedian a comedian to try it out?
Speaker 16 (28:20):
But I've always loved comedy. But after a few times
I realized, no, I think I can take a different route.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
Al Right, Okay, I do like it, but smart enough,
some people really hang in there.
Speaker 8 (28:29):
Well, I just I don't write down jokes.
Speaker 6 (28:32):
This is happening for you that there are guys who
I know twenty twenty plus years and they they just
lack that emotional intelligence like our guy with the Paul
Revere joke, Like they just don't hear the audience not laughing.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
Good he knew the.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
Format, yeah, and he had good words and good delivery,
good delivery. It's kind of like Sabashi mana Scalkal He's
he can do the he can do the form of
being what you listen was actually saying, You're like, oh,
that's terrible.
Speaker 8 (28:57):
This part is finding the things in life to joke about.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
And then the people can't even get that right, but
they hang on to that drink. They're the starving artist
when really it's like Ruth Chris is calling, maybe your
career is really best shape.
Speaker 8 (29:13):
Things make good money sometimes.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Especially those high end places right big time, especially the
one in Philadelphia.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
Ruth Chris and Philly. They're crushing the show.
Speaker 5 (29:26):
Be back back, back, back in a bed
Is Greg h o Abel garbage Day, not garbage here.
Pete Paul, Hey, don't forget. We have trash Day, not
trash weed. It's not every once in a while that
they leave it out for an extra day.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
It's the Woody Show and.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
It's another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Woody,
Greg Minis, Gina gran We got Sea Bass. Morgan is here.
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Woody Show. Roe versus Bros. Roe v bro yev Bro.
This is something that Gina introduced us to a while back.
And I guess there's another round. Oh yeah, So it's
these these people being questioned about's health kind of thing.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
It's it's to find out how much men know about
women's bodies. Yeah, college campuses and public places and just
ask them trivia questions.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Like remember the classic story when Sally Ride was going
to be the first woman in space. They asked if
a hundred tampons would be enough enough.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
They didn't know.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
It's just a bunch of like science dorks, you know,
like I don't know how a thousand.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
They didn't have Google? How many?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
How many tamps should we.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
Send any literally any female to ask?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Yeah, they're like a hundred.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
Like no.
Speaker 7 (01:34):
For a couple of years, wasn't there like a whole
movie about how there was women that actually sent people
to space?
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Right the what's it called the Secret Life of NASA something? Yeah,
I don't know, I don't know what you're talking about hidden figures,
thank you?
Speaker 8 (01:55):
But what's it about?
Speaker 7 (01:57):
It was all about behind the computers, all these women
in the yeah, the space program that actually like did
all the work.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Well then that, yeah, that made sense.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Like whenever you said it before hair related you have
whatever you just said before, like what.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Gina got it?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Thank you?
Speaker 6 (02:12):
Basically that's that's how I wanted to say. But yes,
it's a true story. But yeah, it's some ladies did
some math, which is great and admirable, but there were literally,
thank you, there were literally thousands upon thousands of engineers
and scientists, including those including those ladies.
Speaker 7 (02:25):
Yeah, and there wasn't any women to ask around there,
And I go, well, they made a whole movie Got,
Shane Gillis.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Is very funny.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Got.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
It's called watch a movie, Thank you, asking asking bros
questions about chicks and reproductive health, women's health stuff, and
we'll see how we can do Yeah, I.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Would love to see how you guys do it.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
The first question kind of sets the stage for how
these videos usually go down.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Okay, here we go, row the bro.
Speaker 9 (02:51):
How long do women have to wait after giving birth
before they can have sex?
Speaker 5 (02:55):
All right?
Speaker 6 (02:55):
So, and he'll i'd like you to hear his answer.
Speaker 10 (02:58):
Okay, yeah, I mean, I mean, it just depends how
much pain they want in there. I think they one second,
real answers one second.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Right, one Secondly you he's screwing around, but he's also
he's not wrong.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Right.
Speaker 9 (03:15):
How long do women have to wait after giving birth
before they can have sex?
Speaker 10 (03:19):
I mean, I mean it just depends how much pain
they want in there? I think they one second real
answers one second, right, I mean doctor told.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Us he phrased it.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
He says he phrased it incorrectly, not pain, how much,
how much, how horny they are? How much fun they?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Right?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
He's done second later, let's let's go around the room.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Greg gory. Three weeks, three weeks menace.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
I don't know if they have to, but it's recommended
a month, right, a month.
Speaker 8 (03:45):
I'm going to say six weeks, six weeks.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
My my official doctor guest was six weeks. Also, it
is six weeks. I know it's six weeks. Actually, there's
a little wiggle room for some of you horned up boys.
Speaker 8 (03:56):
It's four to six weeks, okay.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Because when the placental leaves, it's kind of like an
open wound.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
You gotta let that heal up exactly.
Speaker 8 (04:06):
Yeah, but surely people don't wait that long.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
But we were always told you six weeks. Yes you do, yeah, yeah,
you don't want to blood out get an infection.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
All right, row v Bros.
Speaker 9 (04:18):
Question number two, Guess how much blood women lose during
a sea section and tell us when to stop.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
So they're pouring it, I'm about to stop. Now, how
much blood do they lose? Her?
Speaker 9 (04:28):
Guess how much blood women lose during a sea section
and tell us when.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
To stop and tell us when there there was no
good way to cut that.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
But we have a measurement, we do we have, like
you know.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
That during a probably not a ton. Now are they
saying is she saying blood in excess of a normal birth.
I'm assuming I don't know, doctor, just how much? How
about what do they lose during a sea section?
Speaker 8 (05:00):
A pint? Four out pint?
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Yeah, like that's a lot.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
You're all getting two cups, two cups, two cups. I'm
gonna say three pints, three pints. Yeah, she's down a court.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
A court, you got you gotta check it.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
The answer is one leader, one leader. Yeah, it's like
half a two liter PEPSI okay, it's half a two leader.
Speaker 11 (05:27):
How much?
Speaker 6 (05:28):
How much is one leader? It's half of a two
leaders bottle of Okay, how.
Speaker 8 (05:35):
Many pints is that?
Speaker 12 (05:37):
It is?
Speaker 6 (05:37):
Over two pints?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Gross?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Am I correct in saying that the amount of blood
that a woman loses on average, like for a period
is like three table space.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
It's it's very different.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
It seems so so low almost because you guys need
one hundred tampons from one period?
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Is that how much it is?
Speaker 8 (05:58):
Though that number? Girls are different though, like some are
heavy flowers.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
That's right, but even still, like I think it's like
not much.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
I think I think it's kind of a it's on
a technicality because you're losing other stuff.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
But the blood colors it red. So there's a lot
more stuff coming out.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
I just remember, great, so happy. I'm disgusted to the
deal chicks.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
From I have a picture of a sea because my
buddies took a photo of his kid coming out when
his wife got one face and answer your question for
it's wonderful tablespoons. There's a lot of blood, like you
can between what's called beautiful nothing that ever interested.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
There's a good reaction.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Imagine put the put the camera on menace and this okay,
so put the camera on menace.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
People love reaction. Look for five seconds, right, five seconds?
Five seconds one.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
I looked at ready, here we go on.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
On account of three. One I'm looking at from a movie.
Look at it five seconds in describe it five seconds?
Speaker 13 (07:18):
What is it?
Speaker 14 (07:19):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (07:20):
It looks like like a grimlin or something.
Speaker 8 (07:23):
It's about to go down.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
I looked at it. It is not. I'm sending you
a second one, which is even funnier, where it's just
a head O god.
Speaker 15 (07:32):
It's like, oh yeah, wait, hold on, I'm remembering now
sea best didn't you have like a coworker that posted
it on social media?
Speaker 6 (07:44):
That's what I said a minute ago. Sorry, ears aren't
working because I'm looking at the stupid photo.
Speaker 8 (07:49):
Look at this one.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Okay, that's gross. Many The reason I have these section
photos is again they were posted on Facebook. That's insane.
He's very proud, older father.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
It looks like decapitated baby's heads sitting on.
Speaker 8 (08:03):
It's so off.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
I do see some blood over there, so I mean
two leaders. Oh and by the way, in that other phone,
look where the doctor's right hand is. The doctor's hand
is going down below in that second one you got,
and he's cramming. The baby's head is popping up way
above her belly. Maybe it's maybe it's the way that
Morgan get that turn out.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Oh yeah, you can kind of like go underneath and
like push up on the other wall, push up from
behind it.
Speaker 8 (08:26):
I will say it worked very well.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
That's how toilet plunger still lies. You're not pushing water,
you're pushing air.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
How are these five grown adults in the room with
this not just all vomiting right now?
Speaker 9 (08:37):
How much blood women lose during a sea section and
tell us when to stop?
Speaker 6 (08:41):
All right?
Speaker 5 (08:41):
So it's one leader. Leader is the answer. Let's see
what this bro said.
Speaker 8 (08:44):
What does the sea section go? Ahead?
Speaker 4 (08:47):
I'm just telling you the answer because a lot of
times they're like thud though, Yeah, I just wanted to
get the first guy.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Being like pain she likes. By the way, how many
women knew one leader?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Not many?
Speaker 6 (08:59):
Anyway, this one you should all get. All right, let's
see what does a C and C section stand for?
Speaker 5 (09:05):
I can't say that word on the radio. That's me
a second word, right.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
Yeah, that's exactly. Oh I think I know it because
it comes out of there. All right, Morgan, what do
you think its sarian?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Alright, man, Clatorius clataorus. That's what the C and C
section stands for.
Speaker 8 (09:25):
Clatorius section.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Excuse me, clatorius section. It's backed by the gloves and
the towels. You're going to go past betting, past the
automotive section. If you see outdoors, he's gone too far. Yeah,
look for the camping stoves. Go by the directly across
from the camping stone. You got stone, you got the
clatorius section. Yep, yeah, alright, Greg, caesarean, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
That is that is the answer. That is correct.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
And do you know why this is a very sea
bass fun fact. I'm going to give you the word
cesarean comes from the Latin verb do you know cadera sadara?
It means to cut, so cesarean section means the cutting operations.
Speaker 8 (10:08):
So there you go.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
Janna stays intact. Yeah, exactly, Yeah, all right.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Question number four bro arm sorry row the bros.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
Can you get pregnant if you pull out before ejaculating?
Speaker 6 (10:20):
All right, so this I know what's just going for here?
And uh, the real answers no, what do you mean
the real answers, But they want to scare you into
thinking yes.
Speaker 16 (10:29):
That's what I think too, because they always tell you yes,
but in what situation has that ever happened?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Well, the answer, I think technically answer is yes, right
that that's what they're saying.
Speaker 8 (10:38):
Is there? You said?
Speaker 6 (10:40):
You said? The real answers No, but yeah, like not
my reality statistically correct answers know, however, it technically is yes.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Because there are sperm in pre ejaculate, right, but yeah,
it's not a high concentration.
Speaker 8 (10:54):
Of it allegedly mm hm.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
But like it just takes one.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
You know, what if your strongest swimmer survives the pre ejaculate, right,
and then you know that's the one that busts through
your egg, that's.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
A swimming chat tour section.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Turns out you are right, it doesn't itself contains sperm.
But if they're left in the urethra from a recent sash, uh,
those can get mixed in.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
Yeah, yeah, I forgot about that. That's point very good.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Point one more, one more row v Bro. Question number five,
How long does sperm.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
Live in a vagina? How long can it camp out
there vagina? Like like a month secting a month?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah, damn Well, if you want to make sure you
don't get pregnant, if like there was an accident in
condom breaks or whatever, you do s right.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
I've literally never do people tell you that that's not
you're not supposed to.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Down.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
You just spray a little bleach up there.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
You're fine yourself down the stairs, right right?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yeah, Like there are there are people who have tried
like the whole like Condon broke, and so they aggressively do.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
It's too late.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
It's not the way it works aggressive Yeah, right, But
how long is it liven?
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Answer?
Speaker 6 (12:18):
Or something like two days?
Speaker 8 (12:19):
Okay, I was going to say, like two hours.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
It stays up in there, doctor living up there, We
stay living up there.
Speaker 8 (12:32):
And are they just swimming around just hanging.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
They like, how are they swimming?
Speaker 8 (12:38):
All right?
Speaker 5 (12:38):
They stuck to the walls, Like, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
Yeah, like you guys are going basically forty eight hours.
The answer is up to five days.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Five days.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Yeah, they can live in the cervical Oh, Greg's gonna
throw up. They're going to live in the cervical mucus
if it's happening during a fertility window.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Again, so beautiful.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
It's out of the pregnancy sex question. What woman knows
the answer to this stuff?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Though?
Speaker 6 (13:07):
You gotta know because you're the one that you're gonna
have to deal with. My oh my, oh my, seriously, seriously,
it's so good. All of the blood has rushed out
of your face. You're like white.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
Maybe ye, look maybe the poor choice? Are you looking
at my face?
Speaker 6 (13:26):
Textas came in, I got pregnant with the pull out method.
People have to be fair. The guy may have not
pulled out properly. Yeah yeah, or in time he got second.
Better better safe than sorry if you if you don't
get a good game, yeah, yeah, that's your game. Well
when I first started it, which would have been got awful,
(13:47):
but I didn't try it back then, becau I knew
I couldn't trust myself smart.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Well, thank you very much. Grab that.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Urine.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Urine.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Everyone in this room means deep, a little lower, a
little slower if you want to oil him down, sunning
their buttholes.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Wow, chucking the sun. Not pretty much, all deficient.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Indeed, sorry, I'm little selves?
Speaker 17 (14:06):
Are you down the d R?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Not me?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
All day long? The Woody Show, Woody Show got talent
Sea Bass exposed us to some new talents and.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Greg because Greg a g T is one of his
favorite shows. Get to be Simone and whoever else is
on that show, Heidi, Heidi. Yeah, And we're gonna focus
mostly on comedy here because that's what most of the
open mics are.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
It's the one from Modern Family.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
Oh uh, Vargar, thank you? I thought you were a fan. Yeah,
So I went around to Yes, I'm open MIC's talk
to some guys, you know, little bars and pubs and cafes,
things of that nature, to find out that new gem
out there, because it's easy to ask, you know, Joe
Cooy and Bert Kreischer to come on your show after
they get famous, when they got when they're busy.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
And then you consider yourself to be like a student
of comedy. You read all these like different books on
comedy and yeah, yeah, I'm taking like an improv class
or something.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
I'm reading Lord Michael's book right now about how he
did just this in the seventies and here we are
fifty years later with Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
So we'll start with this guy.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
He's talking about how he's the son of an immigrant
parent and how she gave him different food than with
the American kid.
Speaker 12 (15:18):
Scott's okay, d one of the things that I was
jealous of, like American kids, the white black kids was
like buneables.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
I grew up in real life. You know, they were
eating cards, work and the Asian food.
Speaker 12 (15:34):
My almost patty was full of Nutrician And it's interesting
because the higher food here and you know, she gave
me cards, protein, you know, mining and whatever. And I'll
look at these kids, he you know, cool dry whatever
you call those bushables and want that and I don't know.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
All right, Yeah, he sweating because it started off strong.
They're like, okay, this could be somewhere. You gotta laugh
and claps just for saying the word lunchibles shout to luxcibles. Yeah,
so his premises, I actually got good food but I
didn't want good food. Okay, that's a premise, that's not
(16:33):
where's the joke that he's looking at his nose like.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
You know?
Speaker 6 (16:38):
That was it.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
I didn't give his name before.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
Again, I'm not going to out these people. I get
I know this is another work with through material.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
I get it.
Speaker 6 (16:46):
It's not the final product.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
I get that.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
Yeah, he lost me on nutrition. I'm like, okay, we're
going into a boring area. So this is a different
older guy. He does the classic gig.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
I mean, just carbs and protein and in the anyway.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
But the observation is interesting. Yeah, from the kids, don't
what's good for them? He took off. He just didn't
have the lamb. He right over the front.
Speaker 8 (17:11):
Workshop that we might hear that joke someday and it
actually become big.
Speaker 6 (17:15):
This guy's a little more polished. He's an older guy
you're about to hear. And he's talking about his ex
wife and how they know she's from one faith and
he's of another. And let's see if he can find
some comedy there.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I got.
Speaker 17 (17:24):
You know, I was married to.
Speaker 13 (17:28):
A a Jewish one and I'm captain right. So kids
are like Camp Camthic Camp Jewish. Someone say that jew
Afflecks or Cashews. But I got a hand in to
my wife because we had two girls.
Speaker 6 (17:44):
Up on top.
Speaker 11 (17:46):
And then my wife finally gave me my son. As
soon as I find out who the followers, I'm gonna kick.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
His ass.
Speaker 18 (17:56):
Get me.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
That is very old time.
Speaker 8 (18:00):
Yeah, at least there was a payoff and there.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
Yeah, yeah, that was nineteen fifty five, all right.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
The premise is flood because nobody calls them jew Afflecks, right,
they can't call them.
Speaker 6 (18:14):
Jeff, he was so much cash. I get it. Yeah,
I get it. We're getting better, We're getting technically. Those
were jokes. Yeah, he was late fifties, early sixties. Now
those were hacky, terrible jokes, but they were still jokes
that he continues with more about he finally got his
son and how it's a special event because his son
(18:35):
came Onto Year's Eve.
Speaker 11 (18:37):
In fact, he was born at twelve fourteen in the morning.
The newspaper came and took pictures. And the reason why
I remember the thing was because New Year's Eve we
had a whole party. We had the Carnassians there. Actually
didn't hang out with them, and.
Speaker 17 (18:53):
As my wife, we just got them with dinner.
Speaker 11 (18:56):
She's washing the dishes, and if he runs into the
big symptom like honey, what's wrong, She's like, my watera
just broke.
Speaker 17 (19:06):
I'm like, well that's us. Something is to stop Washington diss.
Come on and ready for dessert.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
You guys walked all over his pull back about okay.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
All right, everybody, everybody, everybody quiet down. Yeah it was.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
It was so funny. Yeah, all right, everyboy quiet.
Speaker 17 (19:29):
Say, symptom like honey, what's wrong. She's like, my watera
just broke. I'm like, well, that's us. Something is to
stop Washington diss, come on and ready for dessert.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
Because so he expected that to kill.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
I got like, I think it's funny when Ricky Gervais,
when he gets a groan from me, honest, he goes,
oh if you I don't care, I don't care, that's funny.
I don't know if that's what he was going for
or if he was just completely disgusted that they didn't
find where he was going.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Funny the way he did.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
I love that he named the Gardashi anyway.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
Yeah, but I think there's something there, Like the.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
Voice is funny.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
He's of a different generation. And a different he's going
after a different era.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
Yeah right, exactly, and it's just not working for would
he show got talent? This is another guy, a younger guy,
and he's gonna riff on American history and some of
the things that they had back then.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
All right.
Speaker 17 (20:42):
When I was in.
Speaker 19 (20:43):
School, I studied history. My favorite piece of history to
study was the American Revolution. Why do I like studying
the American Revolution?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Well?
Speaker 19 (20:50):
I like it because not because it's the laying of
the foundations of democracy or how ordinary men can rise
up the fight against the evils of tyranny.
Speaker 6 (20:58):
I like that people were able to grow and and
doable amount of pot.
Speaker 19 (21:01):
Back then and get away with it. That's why I
love studying the American Revolution. Yeah, all those who really
support me behind that are going i'd applaud. I just
don't feel like lifting my arms.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
Dude, oh god getting they don't like puns. I don't
think they don't like that, Okay, that there was a pun.
I love this stuff.
Speaker 7 (21:22):
I love like.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
The dude. It is extra funny. He got much like
the Lunchables joke. He got the crowd behind him. You
mentioned pot, I forgot, like, yeah, you did some you
did some stand up, and the very last one I
did was a complete bomb. It's it's like this, do
you remember any of your material?
Speaker 8 (21:47):
I think one of the best jokes that I did
was like, set up, set up, all right? Remember all right?
Speaker 5 (21:53):
You think about it for a second while we.
Speaker 8 (21:54):
Know it's too much pressure talent on the.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Please I want I want to you'r. I want to
hear an example of Morgan's stand up commediation. Okay, okay,
think about it.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
There's that pot heads are lazy, right, Okay, but now
he goes back into like, well what if what if
those guys, you know, let's take this pot thing to
the next level.
Speaker 19 (22:15):
Okay, me and anyone else with smoke pot can tell you,
after you smoke pot, you do not feel like going
off and fighting a revolution. Everyone smoked pot back then.
Paul Revere would be galloping down the street like I
think the British are coming dudes. Luckily for me, I
got enough I can share. You guys been a great crowd.
(22:42):
That's my time, that's his waist.
Speaker 8 (22:47):
You wait for the light. I'm sure the light wasn't off.
That's closer.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
I think he was just really excited about doing the
horse noise.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Yeah, and we know them that that's the closer though,
because that's content the whole ideas to leave him laughing.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
But didn't you get to get it? What if Paul
Revere smoked weed, he'd be lazy, and he might he
might have a lot of it.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
And therefore the horse would gallop.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
You know, I think you're getting his joke. Gallop horse
would Let me break this down, let me explain it,
you see.
Speaker 8 (23:26):
I like, you know, that actually be hilarious if you
explained it.
Speaker 14 (23:33):
If it was like an anti joke and he said
I would die, that would be kind of like a
stick like the comedian who explains all his jokes and
then why it's funny, Like maybe it's some like really
high level thought stuff and then you.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Break it down to the dumb audience about why it's funny.
Like that's an idea for you if you're going to
do stand up like you can do like some really
high thought concept by concept kind of thing and like
the average person would go right over their head and
you can, and then you can do your your your
your typical condescending thing and break it.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
Down and down. Yeah right, like but that's your stick, right, guys.
The reason is I'm a bad husband and I wanted
her to make dessert and even though she was labor Yeah,
you guys are too dumb to understand this. I'm inns now.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Her water just brokes it.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Yeah, so that's that's why I was acting in the
ridiculous Man.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
I want her back of the kitchen. So what we're
gonna do is we're gonna do it again from the top.
And now you'll understand why it's funny. Ready and goes okay,
lunch of us, Yeah tell me.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
Yeah, see, this is why open mic nights are so
much fun.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Well, he show got talent open mic night.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
Technically, this one's a little more polished. This is a
guy and I'll tell you his name because he put
this out himself, the hass Ridgeway and uh, I just
want you to think about the kind of jokes that
Hoss is telling and think about think about that the
next time you want to tell these type of jokes.
Speaker 18 (24:52):
I tried to text her while she was at college,
and she didn't text me back, y'all. She ghosted me
her dad, so I at her back. She doesn't like
dad jokes, so I knew that, and I started texting her.
First one was I got a job at the bread factory.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
I need the dough who.
Speaker 6 (25:13):
The next one was it was a crummy job whom.
Speaker 18 (25:19):
Then I said, if I don't loaf around, I can
get a bigger slice of life. And then I got
these mean emojis and I was like, well, don't get toasty.
Speaker 17 (25:28):
Okay, so.
Speaker 6 (25:30):
You can clap after that, I suppose, oh, yeah, there
you go.
Speaker 8 (25:36):
There's some people laughing.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
I mean, he's purposely being bad. The delivery I mean
alcohol that they sell at the venue helps, oh for sure,
the two drink minimum and.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
The sound of the text being said though really brings home.
Speaker 6 (25:51):
Yeah, you can laugh at that if you can clap
after that, I suppose I start saying that.
Speaker 13 (25:59):
Now.
Speaker 6 (25:59):
The one thing at these open mics, it's not just comedy.
Sometimes some dumb hipill get up throw with a guitar
music comedy. Well this is I don't think this is
even comedy. This is music with a social message. Baby,
So hey Green day, before you write your next hip,
maybe talking about this sold fart and his song about
starting a hedge.
Speaker 17 (26:18):
Fund, starting age fun.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
That's where you need to explain what a hedge fund
is to the audience. They may have heard the term before,
but you have to like stop down and explain it.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
All I know is it's evil. Yeah, starting a.
Speaker 17 (26:32):
Fun make don't show everything.
Speaker 8 (26:36):
I can't.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
Shorty says, what in fun?
Speaker 6 (26:40):
Stormy weather?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
And you know I want to make you, Hedge, I
make you a legacy success.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
It doesn't really get in there.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
Remember the throat tomatoes at people.
Speaker 6 (27:12):
Stage gets a cabbage Wow, it's.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Yeah, he brought his own his sister.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
You know, like everybody says they want to be an
influencer or the shirts shortstop for you know, the Dodgers
or what they Yeah, not everybody can make it.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
You know, not everybody's gonna be Joe coy or but
but everyone has to start like this.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Everyone.
Speaker 6 (27:42):
You know Joe twenty years ago, he was doing this stuff, same.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Stuff, a Gel saying at coffee shops exactly. Lock at her, now,
look at Morgan. She started in And I'll give you
a couple more minutes to get get it together.
Speaker 8 (27:58):
I mean, I got it's not going to get any
better than I already.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
Got it all right. Well, Morgan, how many times did
you go up and do stand up?
Speaker 5 (28:03):
You tried to make a really good run out for one.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
At one point.
Speaker 8 (28:05):
I did it more in Arkansas when I was going
to college. But out here in LA I did it twice.
Speaker 6 (28:09):
Okay, killed honestly surprised they had opened MIC's in Arkansas.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Was it just to uh, just to try it out,
or were you gonna, like try to make a go
of being a comedian a comedian to try it out?
Speaker 16 (28:20):
But I've always loved comedy. But after a few times
I realized, no, I think I can take a different route.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
Al Right, Okay, I do like it, but smart enough,
some people really hang in there.
Speaker 8 (28:29):
Well, I just I don't write down jokes.
Speaker 6 (28:32):
This is happening for you that there are guys who
I know twenty twenty plus years and they they just
lack that emotional intelligence like our guy with the Paul
Revere joke, Like they just don't hear the audience not laughing.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
Good he knew the.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
Format, yeah, and he had good words and good delivery,
good delivery. It's kind of like Sabashi mana Scalkal He's
he can do the he can do the form of
being what you listen was actually saying, You're like, oh,
that's terrible.
Speaker 8 (28:57):
This part is finding the things in life to joke about.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
And then the people can't even get that right, but
they hang on to that drink. They're the starving artist
when really it's like Ruth Chris is calling, maybe your
career is really best shape.
Speaker 8 (29:13):
Things make good money sometimes.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Especially those high end places right big time, especially the
one in Philadelphia.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
Ruth Chris and Philly. They're crushing the show.
Speaker 5 (29:26):
Be back back, back, back in a bed
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