October 22, 2025 • 22 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
They come in here with some insane story about stuffed
animals and nus blisters and being in plastic tupper war
Are you except me to believe a word of ill?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I don't and I never will The Woodie Show. I
got good stuff to give away to you guys. Give
a chance to win some stuff. Reward you, thank you,
thanks at play along with win a prize. Yeah it's
the duy Q or one of these other games. Win
MENACE's door Dash order, which, by the way, Menace DoorDash
(00:33):
some ice cream to some dude in Arkansas. Random. Yeah. Uh,
wasn't even a real contest. Yeah, hey you got some
ice cream DoorDash from Menace.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I was on a flight and I was just like
going back and forth with listeners and they're talking about
all the DoorDash delivery stuff that we did in the
studio and how fun it was. And one of the
comments was raring me like, hey, Menace, send me some
ice cream. I go, what's the addy, dude, and so bruh.
So they sent me the address and I sent them
some ice cream.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
How much did that cost? Forty five dollars?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Damn?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
What?
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Why?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I sent them like three pints? Three pints for for
yeah in that Oh well then well, how much is
it supposed to cost? I mean a pint of ice cream?
Gregg mean gross seven or seven bucks? Five? Six bucks?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Point?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I mean if you go with the Hoggin Dows, I
would think of maybe like closer to six, Ben and
Jerry's three. Yeah, that's not like six or si price
is right? All right, let's play Craigslist price is probably guy.
All right, So all these things are listed on Craigslist
(01:43):
for sale. I'm gonna tell everybody about whatever one of
the items is, and then ask somebody here in the
studio to give me a bit on how much they
think it's being sold for. And then based on that price,
you on the phone or just playing along and home
just have to try to guess is the actual Craigslist
price high or lower than that bid that was given
here in the studio. I could do that. You'll be
(02:03):
the winner. Eight seven seven forty four Woody is the
phone number. That's eight seven seven forty four Woody. And
we'll start here with Kathy. Good morning, Kathy, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
All right, So Kathy, h menace, this is for you.
Oh this is perfect for mensa. Okay, all right, the
ad had me at Lego men, but then it's a
used Lego architecture set Dubai. Oh it's Lego, that's real. Yeah,
it's Lego and Dubai. It's that tower. Yeah yeah, yeah,
(02:39):
all right, I know it says in mid condition. I
already built it. It comes with six hundred and forty
nine pieces along with the manual and the box. Oh okay,
let me let me show you the picture. It's like
it's the tower and then the two little buildings next
to it. Wow.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Oh man, that's pretty elaborate. Yeah, it's pretty neat, and
it's already done.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I mean you could take it apart and redouce if
you really wanted to thrill a building, you know Medica
as a Lego fan, would you want it? Would you
buy something already built? Uh?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Really? You know how long it takes it? But something
like that, I have no clue. Yeah, we're talking to
not the least lazy person who worlds. I'm gonna say
one hundred and twenty five dollars one hundred and twenty
five bucks, Kathy, how much do you think for the
used Lego architecture set Dubai? So I have to say
higher or lower?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Okay, I'm gonna say higher. Oh actual crisis price eighty
five dollars. Yeah, alright, that'd be like for new problem. Yep,
all right, sorry about that, Kathy, appreciate this show. Let's
go to not our Greg. It's another Greg. This is
(03:53):
ah Greg online six? Hi GREGI Line six, Greg? Y'all, Hey,
what's up? Dog? All right? Uh? Gina Greg? Yes, that
makes perfect sense. Bretty Bunch mom autographed display No way, Yeah,
this is autographed by the Brady Bunch Mom. Florence Henderson.
(04:15):
She signed the note on a piece of tile when
she was helping to build homes for charity. It comes
framed with information and pictures. It's uh, it's it's Florence
Henderson in a picture with a with a with a
nun and assigned tile and it's like wood frame that.
(04:36):
So this is like you need to buy that. This
is for sure? How is this not to love?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Is it? None? Selling it?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Good? Question? Armed security with it? We need that for real?
We do. How about I think fifty sounds to low?
I was thinking as well, fifty. Okay, let's say fifty
fifty bucks? All right? Line six? Greg? Do you think
that it's a higher or lower than fifty dollars, Greg, Greg, Yeah,
(05:14):
lower lower, Okay, actual Craigs's price thirty dollars right, yeah,
noise such a bargain. Yeah, all right, man, hang on second, well,
well get all of your information. Let's go next to
uh Lydia, Good morning, Lydia, good morning? Okay me love girl,
(05:37):
all right, uh Gina grad Yeah, she's a big die
coke fan. Oh the best. These are a diet coke
bottles from the nineteen eighties. They're empty. Oh, and they're
in but they're like in a little like cardboard caddy
thing that it says. These six pack cartons are in
good condition with six bottles in each. Bottles are sixteen
ounce crown cap style with green tint. Keep in mind
(06:00):
they are empty. Date code puts them all in the eighties.
Something me hold it, please buy my garbage. Oh, they're green.
They look cool. You know those people that collect all
this coke stuff. I can see I can see people.
I think that's kind of cool looking. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
My buddy's family had a whole house dedicated to Chris decorating.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Chrissy collected a bunch of coke stuff and she even
got like a like the Coke Bears tattoos. Bear, I
got Coke bear tattoo?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Did she and skin her Coke beer tattoo? Where on
her body is it? It's like on her arm? Wow? Yeah,
Well this is tough. I mean, on the one hand,
they're just empty bottles that nobody cares about.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
On the other hand, like you said, some people collect
this crab and there's there's one six pack or two. Uh,
this is too If I have to double the price,
picture it too Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, Uh, I don't know. I don't think it can
go me that much. How about twenty eight dollars twenty
eight bucks, Lydia, what do you think high or lower
than twenty eight bucks?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Higher? High are definitely because they're green. They're green actual
crisis price. It's a bargain at only fifteen dollars.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I got me with the green.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I got me with the green.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Love that green. Thank you, Lydia. I appreciate you listening
to the Woodie Show. Let's go to Uh, let's see
how about Jose Good morning, Jose, Hey, good morning, hoy
al right, uh, I thought we were in Unison. That
one was beautiful sea bass Lucky MENSA board game for
(07:39):
the bright and board adult.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
It sounds appropriate for me. Okay, it's they do have
their own line of board games.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
What's that?
Speaker 5 (07:47):
They do have their own line of board games and
have an annual list of best board games they put
out does MENSA?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
It says this IQ game was created by two MENSA
members and doctor Hans eisnik Love, the fame developer of
i Q tests. Uh, answer bronze, silver, or gold i
Q questions for one, two, or three points as you
move around the board and into higher and higher circuits
towards the center of intellectual I don't know what this is. Apotheus,
(08:16):
apotheoses a p O e O s I s apotheosis, apotheosis,
enter a state of apotheos. What does that mean? It's
like the climax. Tell them it's like the zenith, right.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Oh, I'm just thinking it's like enter a state of hypothesis.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Sperity trip pursuit type games challenging not for tender egos.
In fact, it could teach the insufferable knowing. Uh, teach
the insufferably knowing a well deserved Oh, the insufferably knowing
comma a well deserved humility sounds like someone should not
even qualified to read this a hand. No, shouldn't should
(08:58):
there be a common there? In fact, it could teach
the insufferably knowing comma a well deserved humility. There was
no you could do a hyphen between setting. You just
quote put quotes around in separately, knowing that says or
by dominating your opponents you can just justify your existence. Also,
that sounds like something This is a new yeah used
(09:19):
what it was to say? There, it doesn't say, just
s I read you everything. MENSA board game for the
bright and board adult. How much do you think this
is going for me? Sixty five dollars? Sixty five dollars?
Hose do you think the actual Craigslist price is higher
or lower than sixty five bucks?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Lower?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Lower? Actual crasist price is twenty five dollars? Set up
and spike right there? All right, you are a winner
here on the Craigslist prices. Right hold on one second, man,
we will get all of your information. What are some
of the board games that MENSA endorses that they like? Oh,
it's all these like super rare indie ones that you've
(09:58):
never heard of.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
It I never heard of quite Frankly Mensa endorsedport Mensa
recommended games.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
They have a whole ship her kids too, so you
can teach you a little baby. Awesome. Yeah, let's go
get one more contestant. Here's the game about developing new planets.
Let's say hi to uh to Edwin. Good morning Edwin. Yeah,
(10:28):
it's like what it's like, Uh, Sammy, Yes, she's went
to a wedding. I did, and she went to a
wedding Hawaiian foresail and Craigslist Hawaiian wedding lays. It says
wedding season is coming. I'm selling my many wedding lay
(10:49):
all kinds of lays you can think of. They are
made with high quality silk ribbons. Please see pictures for details.
That's some of it, all right. Now here this and
by the way, it's it's a price. It's supposed to
be a lay. I don't know what that is. It's
a price for each it's a dog collar with a
shell on it. Yeah. I think that's more of what
(11:10):
a guy maybe would wear. Yeah, so it's a price
for each each. Yeah, how much do you think this is?
This is going for ten dollars ten dollars? All right,
we think the actual Craigslist price, Edwin higher, lower than
ten dollars. And this is each right each. Yeah, I'd
(11:30):
only said that seven times, so ten dollars I think
is less than ten dollars. Yeah, actual Craigslist price twenty
five dollars each. No, thank you.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Rocked that here?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
All right, sorry about that, Edwin, but thank you for
listening to a show. We appreciate you. It's like, oh,
thank you, brock. We have time. Now, we'll do one more,
all right, kind of good. One means your birthday month.
I'll give you a yes. Yeah, yeah, he's a lucky duck.
(12:07):
Is fine. Al right's go to Anthony. What up? Anthony? Anthony? Way,
good morning, good morning? Like holy all right? Uh menace
handmade Lego Halloween costume. How does that work? So somebody
made this handmade Lego costume, perfect condition. This costume is
made and it was a hit and I won prizes
(12:29):
at school. You won't find this one online.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
P s.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I'm only in town until Tuesday night, then gone three weeks,
so don't delay. Okay, you can see it's it's a
Lego man costume.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Oh I see, it's not built Legos.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, it's it's it's a Lego Mega costume.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
It's like pretty stinky already, Greg, you know, yeah, it
looks good.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I'm gonna say fifty dollars. You know what website they
sell it at right, at hoy dot org, at hoy
dot org. Yeah, O jesus, you know what Greg's favorite
candy bar is? Almond what? Yeah? Oh that's true. I'm sorry,
what'd you say? Fifty dollars? Fifty fifty dollars? Anthony? Think
(13:20):
the actual Craiglist price is higher than fifty dollars, lower
than fifty dollars. Actual Craigslist price is only twenty five dollars?
Speaker 4 (13:29):
What about?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Right boy? Anthony? Congratulations you are a winner on the
Craigslist prices. Right.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I go to go close out of a zoom app
and what do I see? I see my boss still
on camera laying on the ground with the dows out,
and there was a stranger as she was rubbing peanut
butter on them. A Woody show. Well, yeah, another new
hour Insensitivity training, free, pically correct world here ready to go.
(14:02):
Thank you for being here giving us your time. Phones
open at eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. Send us
a text over to two, two ninety seven on Woody
that's great Gorgon, we got Menace, Gina grad is here,
We've got Sea Bass, Sammy Morgan is here. And it's
on ABC Golden Bachelor and Bachelorette. Right, that's the new
season of It's the Golden Bachelor's a man. Yep, you're
(14:26):
looking for love and here on the Woody Show we
have Woodie Show, Golden Bachelorette and so this is you know,
like the Grandma webcam girls. Well that's the thing is
because it's like Grannycam.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
It's hard to find single adult females in their sixties
and seventies.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
It's a tough it's a tough find out on the streets.
But yeah, if you go to you can find anything online.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
There are certain websites you go to and these ladies
are set up. You can chat with them. I can't
chatting through voice, but I can type stuff to them.
So that's what you cant here. You hear the computer
saying my questions and right, A lot of these women
have a special massagers that if you give them money,
you can like chat with them and massage them all over.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
The We have way more fun with what you show
a Golden Bachelor than they do on ABC no matter
what they're doing or Bachelor Red God. And who is
this first person masked? Well, this is the lady Miriam,
and of course it is. These are old ladies.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
I asked them some old people questions about problems I
am having with my mom and my dad as they
are getting older.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Okay, I am.
Speaker 7 (15:37):
I love helping out with predicament sati.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
My mom lost walks, she wants to remain independent.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Good idea.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
Yeah, next question, Oh yeah, okay, it makes total sense
throw a throw or a tile, you know, if you
have an Android or something like that.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I mean, Gina puts those things on everything.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Oh never get lost. So I kind of have her
explain that some.
Speaker 8 (16:17):
More like I gone walk exactly.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
That's why just air tag her Sebastian and then you
can watch.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Your You are very smart, I know.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
And you can just put it on something that she
walks with. You can freaking put it on her phone.
Probably she wouldn't even know you can put it on
her phone. Who else did we know that who would
do that on their phone?
Speaker 5 (16:45):
That's pretty dumb because they already are airt again. But
this lady I'm talking to thinks it's an old lady thing. Well,
this lady that I'm talking to, and she's giving me
a great advice if your parents older parents are getting
lost and throwing her tech. Sure, but I know while
she's while she's telling me this, she's not even facing
the camera. She's looking at her screen, which is set
(17:07):
up to the side webcams over at a different angle.
One of her fingers is somewhere. So I say, well,
you know, we've got all this great advice.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
It in the bowl of butterscotch candy. Where is it? Well,
I'll tell you right here.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
What does your finger smell like?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Like?
Speaker 4 (17:23):
My?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Yeah, God, your finger?
Speaker 8 (17:34):
Your finger smell like?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Man? All right, what do you show a a golden Bachelorettes?
Speaker 5 (17:50):
So I had this other lady I talked to didn't
have her finger anywhere, uh huh, but I have. But I,
of course again had some more questions, this time about
my dad and something weird my dad does when I
leave my house.
Speaker 8 (18:00):
Oh, thank you right, I am a.
Speaker 7 (18:09):
What's that Sebastian?
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Every time I leave my house, my dad tries to
wrestle meet out yard.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Every time I try to leave the house, my dad
tries to wrestle me in my y. You know, some
guys just had that competitive edge to them all the time. Yeah,
so how do I hope that? Okay, so far not
so great? Okay, answer anything I thought you question.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
Lady, Yeah, maybe, like, well, just break it down, give
me some help.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Well, when I wrestle guys on here, I tend to
end up grabbing their So I don't know that that
would work for you.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Sing can take him take his legs out? When when
you're wrestling dudes on a webcam, you don't grab them anyway?
Does she bring a duty in? How does that work?
Speaker 5 (19:16):
It can be done, but I don't see it on
this website. There are there are sights where guys and
girls do so.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
You pretend that you're doing that. So, I mean, I
guess you could pretend to do that to your dad
if he wants to wrestle you in the yard. Just pretend,
don't actually do it. Freak him out. Yeah, that'll get
them run. Would show a Golden Bachelor rat a little
more on the wrestling technique. Oh, okay, do you like
to wrestle?
Speaker 4 (19:37):
I tried his mouth?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Which is it that turned her around? Turned that frown upside?
Want to show a golden bachelant. Who's next?
Speaker 5 (19:53):
This is a lady who I have a question about
my mom, And my mom is like, let's say she's
leave some stains around the house.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Oh god, Sebastian, I am loved them.
Speaker 7 (20:07):
What is your issue, Sebastian.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
My mom needs to start wearing.
Speaker 7 (20:19):
They make these little panties if we really want to know,
and they look just like underwear, and women wear them
for their period, and she can wear them, it'll be great.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Is that right? Don'ts are just like cheaper panties? Yeah,
these ones are hotter always These.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
For incontin I'm talking about right, all right, well more
about uhay, she knows these panties exist for incontinence.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
What are you? Yeah? Keeping keeping a straight face in
my corporate drama listening? This is impossible? Also very high.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
Yeah, yeah, these be called what these diapers be called?
Speaker 7 (21:14):
Yeah, they're not a diapers though, they're just underwear. Angel
are you asking me because I'm an old lady? You're hilarious.
I'm gonna I swear to God.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Well, when they have the what the women usually do
is they'll take the massager and they'll stick it behind
their underwear. So it stays in place. I think sometimes
he shifts around and maybe gets into places.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
That are Yeah, so you learned a lot.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
What do they be called?
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Yeah? What these be called?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Well, there's another round of showing old and bachelor. You
guys from Huga, Yes, Hugo, The Woody Show will be
right back.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Yeah,
They come in here with some insane story about stuffed
animals and nus blisters and being in plastic tupper war
Are you except me to believe a word of ill?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I don't and I never will The Woodie Show. I
got good stuff to give away to you guys. Give
a chance to win some stuff. Reward you, thank you,
thanks at play along with win a prize. Yeah it's
the duy Q or one of these other games. Win
MENACE's door Dash order, which, by the way, Menace DoorDash
(00:33):
some ice cream to some dude in Arkansas. Random. Yeah. Uh,
wasn't even a real contest. Yeah, hey you got some
ice cream DoorDash from Menace.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I was on a flight and I was just like
going back and forth with listeners and they're talking about
all the DoorDash delivery stuff that we did in the
studio and how fun it was. And one of the
comments was raring me like, hey, Menace, send me some
ice cream. I go, what's the addy, dude, and so bruh.
So they sent me the address and I sent them
some ice cream.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
How much did that cost? Forty five dollars?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Damn?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
What?
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Why?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I sent them like three pints? Three pints for for
yeah in that Oh well then well, how much is
it supposed to cost? I mean a pint of ice cream?
Gregg mean gross seven or seven bucks? Five? Six bucks?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Point?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I mean if you go with the Hoggin Dows, I
would think of maybe like closer to six, Ben and
Jerry's three. Yeah, that's not like six or si price
is right? All right, let's play Craigslist price is probably guy.
All right, So all these things are listed on Craigslist
(01:43):
for sale. I'm gonna tell everybody about whatever one of
the items is, and then ask somebody here in the
studio to give me a bit on how much they
think it's being sold for. And then based on that price,
you on the phone or just playing along and home
just have to try to guess is the actual Craigslist
price high or lower than that bid that was given
here in the studio. I could do that. You'll be
(02:03):
the winner. Eight seven seven forty four Woody is the
phone number. That's eight seven seven forty four Woody. And
we'll start here with Kathy. Good morning, Kathy, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
All right, So Kathy, h menace, this is for you.
Oh this is perfect for mensa. Okay, all right, the
ad had me at Lego men, but then it's a
used Lego architecture set Dubai. Oh it's Lego, that's real. Yeah,
it's Lego and Dubai. It's that tower. Yeah yeah, yeah,
(02:39):
all right, I know it says in mid condition. I
already built it. It comes with six hundred and forty
nine pieces along with the manual and the box. Oh okay,
let me let me show you the picture. It's like
it's the tower and then the two little buildings next
to it. Wow.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Oh man, that's pretty elaborate. Yeah, it's pretty neat, and
it's already done.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I mean you could take it apart and redouce if
you really wanted to thrill a building, you know Medica
as a Lego fan, would you want it? Would you
buy something already built? Uh?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Really? You know how long it takes it? But something
like that, I have no clue. Yeah, we're talking to
not the least lazy person who worlds. I'm gonna say
one hundred and twenty five dollars one hundred and twenty
five bucks, Kathy, how much do you think for the
used Lego architecture set Dubai? So I have to say
higher or lower?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Okay, I'm gonna say higher. Oh actual crisis price eighty
five dollars. Yeah, alright, that'd be like for new problem. Yep,
all right, sorry about that, Kathy, appreciate this show. Let's
go to not our Greg. It's another Greg. This is
(03:53):
ah Greg online six? Hi GREGI Line six, Greg? Y'all, Hey,
what's up? Dog? All right? Uh? Gina Greg? Yes, that
makes perfect sense. Bretty Bunch mom autographed display No way, Yeah,
this is autographed by the Brady Bunch Mom. Florence Henderson.
(04:15):
She signed the note on a piece of tile when
she was helping to build homes for charity. It comes
framed with information and pictures. It's uh, it's it's Florence
Henderson in a picture with a with a with a
nun and assigned tile and it's like wood frame that.
(04:36):
So this is like you need to buy that. This
is for sure? How is this not to love?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Is it? None? Selling it?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Good? Question? Armed security with it? We need that for real?
We do. How about I think fifty sounds to low?
I was thinking as well, fifty. Okay, let's say fifty
fifty bucks? All right? Line six? Greg? Do you think
that it's a higher or lower than fifty dollars, Greg, Greg, Yeah,
(05:14):
lower lower, Okay, actual Craigs's price thirty dollars right, yeah,
noise such a bargain. Yeah, all right, man, hang on second, well,
well get all of your information. Let's go next to
uh Lydia, Good morning, Lydia, good morning? Okay me love girl,
(05:37):
all right, uh Gina grad Yeah, she's a big die
coke fan. Oh the best. These are a diet coke
bottles from the nineteen eighties. They're empty. Oh, and they're
in but they're like in a little like cardboard caddy
thing that it says. These six pack cartons are in
good condition with six bottles in each. Bottles are sixteen
ounce crown cap style with green tint. Keep in mind
(06:00):
they are empty. Date code puts them all in the eighties.
Something me hold it, please buy my garbage. Oh, they're green.
They look cool. You know those people that collect all
this coke stuff. I can see I can see people.
I think that's kind of cool looking. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
My buddy's family had a whole house dedicated to Chris decorating.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Chrissy collected a bunch of coke stuff and she even
got like a like the Coke Bears tattoos. Bear, I
got Coke bear tattoo?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Did she and skin her Coke beer tattoo? Where on
her body is it? It's like on her arm? Wow? Yeah,
Well this is tough. I mean, on the one hand,
they're just empty bottles that nobody cares about.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
On the other hand, like you said, some people collect
this crab and there's there's one six pack or two. Uh,
this is too If I have to double the price,
picture it too Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, Uh, I don't know. I don't think it can
go me that much. How about twenty eight dollars twenty
eight bucks, Lydia, what do you think high or lower
than twenty eight bucks?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Higher? High are definitely because they're green. They're green actual
crisis price. It's a bargain at only fifteen dollars.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I got me with the green.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I got me with the green.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Love that green. Thank you, Lydia. I appreciate you listening
to the Woodie Show. Let's go to Uh, let's see
how about Jose Good morning, Jose, Hey, good morning, hoy
al right, uh, I thought we were in Unison. That
one was beautiful sea bass Lucky MENSA board game for
(07:39):
the bright and board adult.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
It sounds appropriate for me. Okay, it's they do have
their own line of board games.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
What's that?
Speaker 5 (07:47):
They do have their own line of board games and
have an annual list of best board games they put
out does MENSA?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
It says this IQ game was created by two MENSA
members and doctor Hans eisnik Love, the fame developer of
i Q tests. Uh, answer bronze, silver, or gold i
Q questions for one, two, or three points as you
move around the board and into higher and higher circuits
towards the center of intellectual I don't know what this is. Apotheus,
(08:16):
apotheoses a p O e O s I s apotheosis, apotheosis,
enter a state of apotheos. What does that mean? It's
like the climax. Tell them it's like the zenith, right.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Oh, I'm just thinking it's like enter a state of hypothesis.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Sperity trip pursuit type games challenging not for tender egos.
In fact, it could teach the insufferable knowing. Uh, teach
the insufferably knowing a well deserved Oh, the insufferably knowing
comma a well deserved humility sounds like someone should not
even qualified to read this a hand. No, shouldn't should
(08:58):
there be a common there? In fact, it could teach
the insufferably knowing comma a well deserved humility. There was
no you could do a hyphen between setting. You just
quote put quotes around in separately, knowing that says or
by dominating your opponents you can just justify your existence. Also,
that sounds like something This is a new yeah used
(09:19):
what it was to say? There, it doesn't say, just
s I read you everything. MENSA board game for the
bright and board adult. How much do you think this
is going for me? Sixty five dollars? Sixty five dollars?
Hose do you think the actual Craigslist price is higher
or lower than sixty five bucks?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Lower?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Lower? Actual crasist price is twenty five dollars? Set up
and spike right there? All right, you are a winner
here on the Craigslist prices. Right hold on one second, man,
we will get all of your information. What are some
of the board games that MENSA endorses that they like? Oh,
it's all these like super rare indie ones that you've
(09:58):
never heard of.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
It I never heard of quite Frankly Mensa endorsedport Mensa
recommended games.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
They have a whole ship her kids too, so you
can teach you a little baby. Awesome. Yeah, let's go
get one more contestant. Here's the game about developing new planets.
Let's say hi to uh to Edwin. Good morning Edwin. Yeah,
(10:28):
it's like what it's like, Uh, Sammy, Yes, she's went
to a wedding. I did, and she went to a
wedding Hawaiian foresail and Craigslist Hawaiian wedding lays. It says
wedding season is coming. I'm selling my many wedding lay
(10:49):
all kinds of lays you can think of. They are
made with high quality silk ribbons. Please see pictures for details.
That's some of it, all right. Now here this and
by the way, it's it's a price. It's supposed to
be a lay. I don't know what that is. It's
a price for each it's a dog collar with a
shell on it. Yeah. I think that's more of what
(11:10):
a guy maybe would wear. Yeah, so it's a price
for each each. Yeah, how much do you think this is?
This is going for ten dollars ten dollars? All right,
we think the actual Craigslist price, Edwin higher, lower than
ten dollars. And this is each right each. Yeah, I'd
(11:30):
only said that seven times, so ten dollars I think
is less than ten dollars. Yeah, actual Craigslist price twenty
five dollars each. No, thank you.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Rocked that here?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
All right, sorry about that, Edwin, but thank you for
listening to a show. We appreciate you. It's like, oh,
thank you, brock. We have time. Now, we'll do one more,
all right, kind of good. One means your birthday month.
I'll give you a yes. Yeah, yeah, he's a lucky duck.
(12:07):
Is fine. Al right's go to Anthony. What up? Anthony? Anthony? Way,
good morning, good morning? Like holy all right? Uh menace
handmade Lego Halloween costume. How does that work? So somebody
made this handmade Lego costume, perfect condition. This costume is
made and it was a hit and I won prizes
(12:29):
at school. You won't find this one online.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
P s.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I'm only in town until Tuesday night, then gone three weeks,
so don't delay. Okay, you can see it's it's a
Lego man costume.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Oh I see, it's not built Legos.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, it's it's it's a Lego Mega costume.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
It's like pretty stinky already, Greg, you know, yeah, it
looks good.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I'm gonna say fifty dollars. You know what website they
sell it at right, at hoy dot org, at hoy
dot org. Yeah, O jesus, you know what Greg's favorite
candy bar is? Almond what? Yeah? Oh that's true. I'm sorry,
what'd you say? Fifty dollars? Fifty fifty dollars? Anthony? Think
(13:20):
the actual Craiglist price is higher than fifty dollars, lower
than fifty dollars. Actual Craigslist price is only twenty five dollars?
Speaker 4 (13:29):
What about?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Right boy? Anthony? Congratulations you are a winner on the
Craigslist prices. Right.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I go to go close out of a zoom app
and what do I see? I see my boss still
on camera laying on the ground with the dows out,
and there was a stranger as she was rubbing peanut
butter on them. A Woody show. Well, yeah, another new
hour Insensitivity training, free, pically correct world here ready to go.
(14:02):
Thank you for being here giving us your time. Phones
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that's great Gorgon, we got Menace, Gina grad is here,
We've got Sea Bass, Sammy Morgan is here. And it's
on ABC Golden Bachelor and Bachelorette. Right, that's the new
season of It's the Golden Bachelor's a man. Yep, you're
(14:26):
looking for love and here on the Woody Show we
have Woodie Show, Golden Bachelorette and so this is you know,
like the Grandma webcam girls. Well that's the thing is
because it's like Grannycam.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
It's hard to find single adult females in their sixties
and seventies.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
It's a tough it's a tough find out on the streets.
But yeah, if you go to you can find anything online.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
There are certain websites you go to and these ladies
are set up. You can chat with them. I can't
chatting through voice, but I can type stuff to them.
So that's what you cant here. You hear the computer
saying my questions and right, A lot of these women
have a special massagers that if you give them money,
you can like chat with them and massage them all over.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
The We have way more fun with what you show
a Golden Bachelor than they do on ABC no matter
what they're doing or Bachelor Red God. And who is
this first person masked? Well, this is the lady Miriam,
and of course it is. These are old ladies.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
I asked them some old people questions about problems I
am having with my mom and my dad as they
are getting older.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Okay, I am.
Speaker 7 (15:37):
I love helping out with predicament sati.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
My mom lost walks, she wants to remain independent.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Good idea.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
Yeah, next question, Oh yeah, okay, it makes total sense
throw a throw or a tile, you know, if you
have an Android or something like that.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I mean, Gina puts those things on everything.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Oh never get lost. So I kind of have her
explain that some.
Speaker 8 (16:17):
More like I gone walk exactly.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
That's why just air tag her Sebastian and then you
can watch.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Your You are very smart, I know.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
And you can just put it on something that she
walks with. You can freaking put it on her phone.
Probably she wouldn't even know you can put it on
her phone. Who else did we know that who would
do that on their phone?
Speaker 5 (16:45):
That's pretty dumb because they already are airt again. But
this lady I'm talking to thinks it's an old lady thing. Well,
this lady that I'm talking to, and she's giving me
a great advice if your parents older parents are getting
lost and throwing her tech. Sure, but I know while
she's while she's telling me this, she's not even facing
the camera. She's looking at her screen, which is set
(17:07):
up to the side webcams over at a different angle.
One of her fingers is somewhere. So I say, well,
you know, we've got all this great advice.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
It in the bowl of butterscotch candy. Where is it? Well,
I'll tell you right here.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
What does your finger smell like?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Like?
Speaker 4 (17:23):
My?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Yeah, God, your finger?
Speaker 8 (17:34):
Your finger smell like?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Man? All right, what do you show a a golden Bachelorettes?
Speaker 5 (17:50):
So I had this other lady I talked to didn't
have her finger anywhere, uh huh, but I have. But I,
of course again had some more questions, this time about
my dad and something weird my dad does when I
leave my house.
Speaker 8 (18:00):
Oh, thank you right, I am a.
Speaker 7 (18:09):
What's that Sebastian?
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Every time I leave my house, my dad tries to
wrestle meet out yard.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Every time I try to leave the house, my dad
tries to wrestle me in my y. You know, some
guys just had that competitive edge to them all the time. Yeah,
so how do I hope that? Okay, so far not
so great? Okay, answer anything I thought you question.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
Lady, Yeah, maybe, like, well, just break it down, give
me some help.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Well, when I wrestle guys on here, I tend to
end up grabbing their So I don't know that that
would work for you.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Sing can take him take his legs out? When when
you're wrestling dudes on a webcam, you don't grab them anyway?
Does she bring a duty in? How does that work?
Speaker 5 (19:16):
It can be done, but I don't see it on
this website. There are there are sights where guys and
girls do so.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
You pretend that you're doing that. So, I mean, I
guess you could pretend to do that to your dad
if he wants to wrestle you in the yard. Just pretend,
don't actually do it. Freak him out. Yeah, that'll get
them run. Would show a Golden Bachelor rat a little
more on the wrestling technique. Oh, okay, do you like
to wrestle?
Speaker 4 (19:37):
I tried his mouth?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Which is it that turned her around? Turned that frown upside?
Want to show a golden bachelant. Who's next?
Speaker 5 (19:53):
This is a lady who I have a question about
my mom, And my mom is like, let's say she's
leave some stains around the house.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Oh god, Sebastian, I am loved them.
Speaker 7 (20:07):
What is your issue, Sebastian.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
My mom needs to start wearing.
Speaker 7 (20:19):
They make these little panties if we really want to know,
and they look just like underwear, and women wear them
for their period, and she can wear them, it'll be great.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Is that right? Don'ts are just like cheaper panties? Yeah,
these ones are hotter always These.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
For incontin I'm talking about right, all right, well more
about uhay, she knows these panties exist for incontinence.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
What are you? Yeah? Keeping keeping a straight face in
my corporate drama listening? This is impossible? Also very high.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
Yeah, yeah, these be called what these diapers be called?
Speaker 7 (21:14):
Yeah, they're not a diapers though, they're just underwear. Angel
are you asking me because I'm an old lady? You're hilarious.
I'm gonna I swear to God.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Well, when they have the what the women usually do
is they'll take the massager and they'll stick it behind
their underwear. So it stays in place. I think sometimes
he shifts around and maybe gets into places.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
That are Yeah, so you learned a lot.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
What do they be called?
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Yeah? What these be called?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Well, there's another round of showing old and bachelor. You
guys from Huga, Yes, Hugo, The Woody Show will be
right back.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Yeah,
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