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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Morgan on scale one of ten, what would you give him?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
The Woody Show?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
I want to say six seven, but I'm sticking with six.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
No show six seven. You know.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
You don't even realize at the time that's what I
was saying. Wow, I know, right. Yeah, Well, People Magazine
Sexiest Man Alive. It's English actor Jonathan Bailey. He is
Lord Anthony in Bridgerton and Fiero in the Wicked movies. Okay, yeah, sorry, ladies.
(00:36):
He's gay, very gay.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah, a wheel, He's interested.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
What do you give him on a scale one of ten?
He's a good looking dude. I give him an eight,
an eight Sammy.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Yeah same, I'd give him an eight. He's not really
my type either, but I get it.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
He looks at me.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Everyone thinks they know what my type is and then
they don't nail it.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
He's like generic hot guy, very generous.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Four four who because he's not brown?
Speaker 6 (01:04):
I mean that's a huge.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Party, doesn't hurt. Yeah, there's just nothing.
Speaker 6 (01:09):
That's totally Sammy's type. Generic dude.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
His hair, I'll give you the opinion.
Speaker 7 (01:17):
His hair is a little too dark and needs to
be chestnut brown.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Is that the problem? All right?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
What do you think menace. Yeah, actually I do agree
with that.
Speaker 7 (01:27):
He's a little too rugged for saying I think there's.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
There's another picture that I'm seeing of him with a
shave face and glasses and that I'm like, yes, nice,
is any more of a clean cut? His hair is
more clean cut. So actually he is my type, but
not his current look.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Never heard of that, dude, me neither. I mean, yeah, that's.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
A wicked I don't remember this guy.
Speaker 8 (01:52):
Look Sammy like some better with the glasses and the
clean cut. Now he I didn't think he could look
more generic.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Gayer.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
If that's a four, what is someone like Sea Bass two? Range?
Like half of that? Yeah, half of that, because there's
not much further to go from four? Do nothing?
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Well, that's true, right, but you know I'm a very
I have my type. Yeah, I'll stick to it.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, but okay, all right, but do you think Sea
Bass has kissable lips?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Just just focus on lips? No to see him work? Ye
does have some more drama at the apartment building though, Yes,
drama personally, but this is secondary what's new? Yes, that
that's that's old drama. We've been there, But I have
new drama. Where I was walking to the gym as usual,
and on the taped to the glass, it was a
picture of the.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
I can't don't show this bond because he's got all
his information, the thief of the.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Week, thief and it even says thief of the week
on it, and it's got his name.
Speaker 7 (03:00):
It's well produced, it's got a screenshot from it looks
like his TikTok and his Facebook account.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
He's vaing in the photo.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
Well, yeah, he's a cool guy.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, crying. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:12):
So, by the way, you need some audio for this.
It's in my main folder there.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
It says your neighbor name is a thief.
Speaker 7 (03:17):
It likes to take things that don't belong to him,
and so on Facebook marketplace. If you have to run
into name, tell him he has until a week or
two to put back what he stole, or the police
will pay him a visit. He kind of messed up
when he stole from a police family will be nice
for twenty four hours.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Oh, I kind of like it.
Speaker 9 (03:40):
Hold on, there's a sign battle because you're putting up signs. Now,
this person is putting on I don't put.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
Up actually, I don't post signs anywhere menace. I make
proper complaints with the proper channels. You don't pull you
do in the gym and shoot. I thought, ym, No,
here's what I did. I posted a I took somebody
who left the flyer not a sign. But I don't
do it in public. I'll do it to the individual.
Like for when this is talking about if somebody left
their bag of trash in the trash shoot room, just
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on the floor. So I went through, found their address
because it was in the trash, put a sign on
that and put that back in front of their door.
But I don't put it. I don't put signs up
for the public.
Speaker 10 (04:14):
Right.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
He hunts them down and find out.
Speaker 9 (04:15):
Where they live.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I could have sworn you like hung up a sign
in the gym, No sea best?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Would you consider this a threat?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
It says, put it back.
Speaker 8 (04:23):
So and so we know who you are, we know
where you live, and we know what car you drive.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Uh that's a veiled, veiled thread. Yeah it will be
nice for twenty four hours.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, I just know your location.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Then so this sign goes up and I'm like, yes,
nice because I didn't put this up, but I do
approve of it. Well, I'm walking around and then I
noticed it got torn down A day or two later.
It was replaced by a rebuttal sign.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah oh this.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
Is like Greg Rebuttal sign without the name obviously right
TikTok handle.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
See here aka the thief. A few things to address here.
First of all, your packages sat in the garage near
my vehicle for an extended amount of time. Second, after
I moved your packages, I went to your residence and
I left you a note with my phone number, all cass,
all caps. I waited over a month with no response
from you before listing it on Facebook. I assumed that
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you moved. If you would like to talk like an adult,
I would be more than happy to communicate with you already.
You already have my social media.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I like this guy now, okay and turning around.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
It was a handwritten note, by the way, and it
has his TikTok account where he posted a five minute
video describing.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
The Yes, oh so look at what really happened at
his TikTok.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
So I pulled that drama. And this is a very
long clip, so you pause it because there's some things between. Okay,
So to reset. One neighbor says their packages were just
stolen and they got the info from the guy who
was selling them on Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Allegedly. Wait, I mean, like, yeah, how did that happen?
Speaker 7 (06:04):
Well, let's find out, because again I went through this
guy's video and here is his explanation, the thief of
why he took these packages.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
All right, literal proof that you can do the right
things or.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
What you I forgot. He's a drama based gay, So
that's literal proof. There's drama based all his posts, like
when when he doesn't text you back to it's all drama.
Speaker 10 (06:26):
Absolutely literal proof that you can do the right thing
or what you think is the right thing and people will.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Still come for you.
Speaker 10 (06:32):
There were some packages that were left in the garage
near my car and they sat there for over a day,
at least over a day, I don't know because it
was a little while ago whatever. And this was a
lot of packages. They were like probably like eight, and
I was like, somebody's going to steal these packages. Let me,
let me take them and I'll hold them for this person.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Whatever.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
I'm not going to walk all the way to the
package room.
Speaker 10 (06:51):
I'm not a female man, I'm not ups I'm not FedEx.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
I write a note with my phone number.
Speaker 9 (06:56):
Okay, pause, Like, wait, it's they leave these packages. You're
not going to walk them all the way to the
mail room and just leave them them at their apartment
in the garage.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Here's the thing I think if they're if you have
the concern that they're gonna get stolen, that's your legitimate concern.
You would walk them too, because that's where they go.
They go to the package room. If you don't feel
like going all the to the package room, then it's
not that important. You probably just leave them where they are.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
And I don't want to be responsible.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
You have taken to my house.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Do you have like a doorman at your No?
Speaker 7 (07:26):
No, no, here's the thing though, yes, he alert the door.
Now here's the thing there. Why are the packages in
the garage? That's not where packages get delivered, by the way, right,
so he but he does take the time to take
these large number of packages, according to him, and walk
them to his apartment.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Yeah, that doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Weird, all right, well, he continues.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
And I'm not ups I'm not FedEx.
Speaker 10 (07:44):
I write a note with my phone number, I go
to the unit number where it's addressed to, and I
leave the note there. I have your packages. Sorry, my
hair's kind of crazy right now.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Y'all's like, ups, Oh yeah, girlfriend, Hey wait you still okay?
Speaker 9 (08:00):
Now all right? How how heavy are these packages? Did
you find out?
Speaker 7 (08:05):
I didn't see, but he said they were. They were bulky,
and there were quite a few of them. So he's
taken the time to go to their apartment. But again,
this all sounds nice and normal so far. I left
a note with his phone. Never okay, very responsible. Now
that's let's continue.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
The note there.
Speaker 10 (08:18):
I have your packages. Sorry, my hair's kind of crazy
right now, y'all. I just yeah, anyway, I'm like, hey,
I have your packages. Here's my phone number. Reach out
if you like, and we can arrange a time for
you to pick them up. Over a month goes by
and I don't hear anything from this person, and I
was like, all right, I'm thinking maybe they moved whatever.
I'm not going to hold all these packages in my apartment.
So I opened them and they turn out to be
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like a bunch of trampolines or whatever.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
But I'm not going to use any phone trampoline. So
I'm like, let me post them on Facebook, marketplace.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Okay, it's weird.
Speaker 7 (08:48):
Yes, okay, And the time that you Okay, you went
to the you went to their apartment and left a note. Okay,
let's say you did that, fantastic lovely. Just four weeks
go by and you don't. Let's say, why.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Wouldn't you've just left? The package is at the door.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
Right right, You don't have the time and those in
that month to walk them down to the.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
Door your place, but not to their place.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
Yeah, and if you're parking near each other, you probably
are in the same building.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Drama based gay seeming pretty guilty.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
So you've got these and you're like, well, they didn't
call me back again, like he said, maybe they just
maybe they're out of town, maybe they move, Maybe you
got the wrong address somehow.
Speaker 9 (09:18):
So I'm gonna sell, right, I kind of believe, like
this guy might be being honest, but he's just an idiot.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
That's great menace. You've come to my exact conclusion. Yeah,
this is a stupid person. And he's but also lazy
but so.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
But not really like it's not lazy.
Speaker 7 (09:32):
Yeah, he's he's weird, like he's conscious, but selectively he's
kind of greedy. Yeah, because my first move is I'm
not going to open your packages.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
It's go to the everywhere you even talked about this.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
Go to the office, say hey, these packages were left out.
I grabbed them, and yeah, they'll come and pick some
someone to your.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Door and pick out.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
I'm back on the other people's side.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I don't open I don't remember what to open them.
I don't Number two sell them on Facebook?
Speaker 10 (09:54):
Is any trampoline? So I'm like, let me post them
on Facebook Marketplace. About three days go by and this
person sit upon themselves to be like, oh this person's
a thief, blah blah blah blah blah. They post my
picture on like multiple areas of my complex, Like you
could have messaged me instead of taking the coward's way
out with your tail between your legs.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
I went there tonight. I knocked on the door. Let
me let me just put the clip of what what happened.
Did you guys lose any packages recently? A chance? Yeah,
maybe fourth their previous resides. They think I sold them,
So I left a note. Did you see a note? Like?
Here there was a note, right, was my phone number
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on it?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Okay, see that's a liar right there. There, there's a
note here, right, that's what that's what liars.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Do confirm what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
Please write, yeah, remember the note, because that guy would
remember it.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
You remember the note, right?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
You remember the note right here?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Right?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah, I'm not buying any.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Did you see a note like here? There was a note?
Speaker 11 (10:57):
Right?
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Was my phone number on it?
Speaker 6 (10:58):
Right?
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Okay?
Speaker 10 (10:59):
Anyways, you want you to be so bad, I'll deliver
them right back to where they came from. I'll leave
them in the garage. You can come pick them up
out of care.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
So now he's got the will to take them back
to the garage, not just to their door.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
And this guy sucks.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
Yeah, none of these are long trips, by the way,
because I've done all these trips, I think. I think
stupidity and we had tactically incompetent was a good text.
Don't know what they're doing. But they're also dishonest because
you know you're not. I don't sell the other people's
property when I have multiple avenues to get it back
to them or back to the office or back to
the mail room or back to Amazon or whatever.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I agree with this text.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
This little queen's a thief, And how big is your complex?
Speaker 7 (11:36):
I could walk a city block. Let's say Okay, But
like I, I could walk from one building to the
other in less than three minutes.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, I could.
Speaker 7 (11:43):
I could be at any I could be at any
apartment and be at any other apartment in five minutes.
Speaker 9 (11:46):
Well, that's also why I asked you if you had
a doorman. But you do have an office that you
can go.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I could have gone.
Speaker 7 (11:52):
You could have left you in the office and hey,
I got these packages.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
Which I'm sure is a shorter walk than walking all
the way back to your apartment with them.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
And doing these trips with the phone number and the
TikTok talking himself into.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
A mister Gramma's you're a friendly courier checking in on
the text, opening someone else's package without permissions of federal
fail everything, thief? Should we just returned to sender that
would have that.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Was all not necessarily right alone?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Yeah I opened it, and I don't need any trampolines.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Okay, so you were looking for something that you.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Needed and the girlfriends.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
Not to sound like a cart nark's lazy bones, but uh,
kind of along the lines of just let him live.
Why did he have to remove him from the garage
in the first place.
Speaker 9 (12:32):
On top of your spot yeah, exactly, Well he was
afraid they were getting a stolen.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Which by himself.
Speaker 7 (12:38):
Yeah, I would never think that, I would think these
are empty boxes or I would never never crossed my mind.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Ye, I would just gone to the office.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
Because for those packages to get to the to the
garage takes efforts like the you guessed what wouldn't go
to our garage?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
All right? So on the text over to two two
nine eight seven, whose side.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Are you on?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Are you on the uh gay yeah, the drama based
gay side, or are you on the package owner's side.
Speaker 7 (13:07):
Who are out out for blood posting posting flyers?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah, text your verdict. You as the wood. He showed
jury rule on this on a text to two two
nine eight seven. We'll get some more what you show
for your next hang on? All right, So now we
figured out and by the way, the text vote when
like one hundred percent to the would you call him
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the drama gay drama based.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
He doesn't breathe there he brings drama drama based gay
being being the guilty one.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
A lot of people are saying both parties are stupid, though, oh.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
If you have his TikTok and his Facebook marketplace, you
can message him obviously.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Or talks to the office, so that that puts that
whole thing to uh to rest. But now Greg wants
to get in on the drama conversation because Greg's got
and go figure if Sea Bass it totally tracks that
he has drama at his apartment building. It only seems
to make sense that Greg has a problem at a store,
specifically the grocery store is correct, which he has a
lot of weird hang ups about.
Speaker 6 (14:12):
Anyway, I do, and I haven't been back since this
thing happened. And Woody, you were not here the day.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
I didn't change grocery stores. I did because Greg goes
there's so much I remember at one point he was
concerned that the going there every day, they would they
would judge him, going, oh, this guy's here again. He's
here every day exactly. This is totally different though.
Speaker 7 (14:30):
Yeah, you can tell him they're gonna miss me when
I'm going.
Speaker 6 (14:32):
No, no, no, no. So here's what happened, Woody, you
didn't hear the original story. I went to this store
because I needed to get dog food right, and the
dog food was marked twenty ninety nine. It rang up
twenty one ninety nine. Buck off, so I told him.
I said, hey, this rang up wrong. And then I
needed dog food again. I went to the aisle, grabbed
the dog food, and before going to the register, I
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googled this store's policy if something rings up wrong, and
the policy says, if a price rings up wrong, you
get that item for free the end, no caveats, nothing.
So that happened again, and I thought, yes, I'm gonna
bring this up lucky day. So I go and I
talked to the checker and they bring over this woman
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who I assume was the manager, maybe not. And I said, yeah,
you know I was here the other day. This rang
up wrong. It rang up wrong again, and your policy
says you're supposed to get the item for free. And
her exact words were, we don't do that no more,
you know, I said, So let me get this straight.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah, excuse me, you mean anymore?
Speaker 6 (15:37):
So you have a policy, but you don't follow it.
And then she changed her tune and she said, well,
we ain't paying for that because it was a twenty
dollars items. Well, we ain't paying for that. I said,
well if it was cheaper, you would, No, we don't
do that. So anyway, it all just goes out the window.
I get the dollar back because they did ring it
up wrong. And then I thought, you know what, I'm
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gonna take this a step further. I'm gonna I think
SeaBASS would support this. I filed a report with the
Department of Weights and Measures. Oh my god, you can
make fun of me. I'm doing the lord's work. I'm
looking out for the consumer. Everybody should care about this.
So I contact Weights and Measures and they have this
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somewhat complicated form that you have to fill out electronically
where you have to do the date, the price, what
did it ring up as, where you know all the situations.
So I do all that and I send it off
to Weights and Measures, thinking, you know, local government agency,
I'll never hear a word from them. Well I did
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hear from them that same day.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Okay, you know they can't give money off this.
Speaker 6 (16:53):
So they wrote back literally about six hours later, good afternoon,
thank you for contacting us regarding your overture large experience
at that store. On October twenty seventh, the day I
contacted them, an undercover inspection was conducted.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Find out.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
An undercover inspection was conducted at the store. Sixteen items,
including the fresh pet multi protein recipe dog food were
selected and several overcharges were found, including that one dollar
overcharge on the dog food. Please feel free to contact
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contact our office if you experience any discrepancies in this store. Again,
your inquiry has assisted us in monitoring price accuracy in
your county. I'm looking out for everybody, and not only
did they the wrong thing on that dog food they
said quote, several overcharges were found out of sixteen items.
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I am like a government agency all because I think
I am rosa parks of our day making changes. Well,
I'm sure they welcome world.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
They did something because they could find them for it,
right right, Yeah, yeah, that's revenue for them.
Speaker 7 (18:14):
When the weights measurement guys shows up, they don't say,
oh we don't do that, No, mo, Yeah, they ship
up the.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
First you stop going to the store.
Speaker 6 (18:23):
I haven't been back since.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Well, they noticed you because of that dog food.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
I kind of want them to know it's me.
Speaker 7 (18:28):
You should go back and look for more things and
see if they get over you know.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
But he doesn't work for weights and measures.
Speaker 7 (18:34):
Well he has a friend.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
It wasts. Yeah, exactly. Honestly, my grandma, my grandma used
to be able to tell you to the penny what
something was going to be, and we'd be there because
I'd drive her to the grocery store and be checking
things out and she goes, excuse me, doll and she
would tell the lady, hey, yeah, that rang out and
they oh, okay, I'm sorry, and then she'd fix it.
But my grandma knew exactly, oh well last week that
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was five cents off. It's like, I'm so surprised because
you have a general idea. Yeah, you know, I mean,
how much is a banana ten dollars? Rest of development?
But you know, like you have a general idea of
how much something costs. But do you know like talking
to the dollar Greg does? Oh, I do.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
That's the thing, and I don't usually like the term
normalize fill in the blank. We need to normalize looking
out for yourself.
Speaker 7 (19:24):
Yeah, because you're screw money and it's everybody's money.
Speaker 6 (19:28):
Everybody's money. We need to normalize caring about the minutia.
This happens a lot and everywhere and menace you mentioned
they can get fined. A lot of these big name
stores have been fined millions of dollars for doing that.
Speaker 8 (19:43):
And it makes sense because when you get a couple
of pennies, a couple of quarters, a couple of dollars
off each customer you're making.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Now right now? What do you were getting to?
Speaker 9 (19:51):
Something that I brought up in the room when he
was talking about this situation, I go, does this happen
to anybody else in the room when you're per just
seeing stuff out of store?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Are you just not paying attention?
Speaker 3 (20:02):
It's because no one's paying attention.
Speaker 9 (20:03):
Because I I can't recall any time where I looked
at something like, oh, that's more than what.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
You look at it. I think when you're shopping, you'll
look at something before you make a decision on it.
You'll see the price on the shelf, and you'll take it,
and you'll have then a general idea of how much
different things cost, and so you maybe have like a
kind of like a rough running total going in your
head based on whatever your budget is or drastic yeah,
and then yeah, and then you get to the front
and they, you know, bring everything up and but to
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to know to the dollar like it's one item. So Greg,
of course, and especially when he went back, he was
looking to the.
Speaker 6 (20:41):
Situations where something is buy one, get one, like you know,
a package of hot dogs or whatever, and then you
get home you're like, oh, they charge for both. You
don't notice it at the time, you notice it later.
Speaker 7 (20:50):
Also breaking news, Manic is oblivious to things around him.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
I would like to say, world, you're welcome. I'm taking action.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
There's a hero, Principal, there's a hero. Ask you guys,
it's your money. Look out for it.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
It show.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a potically correct world. Call my buddy Riz remind me
of something. I want to hello anybody, heybody, it's Udo. Everybody. Oh, hey, guys,
are good.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
So you and I were having a conversation the other
day and we just finished telling a story on the
air about So Greg went to the grocery store bought
a bag of dog food and rang up for a
dollar more than it was supposed to. And so Greg
did this whole thing where he went online because he
looked at their return on not return policy there they're.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
Yeah, you get the price wrong policy. You're supposed to
get that thing for free free. They said, yeah, we
don't do that no more. And this happened multiple times.
So I went to the source.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
So then he went back and he had the bag
like the next rang up again and again it rang
up for a dollar more so, what does he do
this time?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Riz?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
He drafts a letter to the Department of Weights and Balances.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
That's right, who's got the time for that?
Speaker 10 (22:11):
Right?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
That's exactly so.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
It Do you have nothing to do?
Speaker 6 (22:17):
Yeah, ten minutes. It took me to do that.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
It really destroyed my weak It brought me. It brought
me back to the conversation that we were just having
the other day and we were talking about like things
things like this or things at sea, baskets into whatever.
And I think to myself, like justice, and Riz said it,
and I never was able to really like, uh, you know,
put the words to it. It's people who don't have kids.
Speaker 11 (22:40):
Yeah, they have time for stuff like writing the Department
of Weights and Measures.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
Yeah, it's pretty glorious. I love it.
Speaker 11 (22:50):
Oh, I love the you know, the people that you
know go on vacation every couple of weeks or they
have time to you know, do stuff on the weekend
and not have to worry about doing a cheerleading braid.
Speaker 9 (23:04):
I don't know, I mean, at least they're not bitter
about it and don't rejected onto others.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
No, we're not. But when you sit around, you think
to yourself, Like the first thing that Riz said was like,
who has time for that? Like that's that is the
first thought I think of most people who are parents, right,
And I didn't make that connection at first, but when
he said it, it clicked, which is true. There's all
these things that you think that you think you want
to do, or things that you would do if you
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had the time, And you're right. It is ugly green jealousy.
It's straight up.
Speaker 11 (23:35):
You have time to be outraged about being overcharged one dollar.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
It's not your time to be outraged. It's the time
to write the Department of Weights and bounce.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
And it's not one dollar. This has happened to me
a billion times. It's a billion dollars, billion dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
A billion.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Did you out loud say this will not stand?
Speaker 6 (23:57):
They I pointed out that other stores have been fun
for doing this, and they said, oh, we hope it
doesn't happen to us, and I said it will, Yeah,
I did, Ralph. And along the lines of your guys
is ugly jealousy with the for the kidless people. You
act like spending ten minutes. Doing a thing on an
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app for a weights and measures takes all day long, Like,
who is.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Just ten minutes? You know what occupied your mind?
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Yes, that's a couple of hours.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
And he hasn't known you even a fraction of them.
Now we've known.
Speaker 6 (24:33):
I hear seriously typed in the fields that they asked
for hit send. And then I didn't sit for three
hours having it occupy my mind, all right, because I
figured nothing would come of it.
Speaker 11 (24:46):
I was thinking about a youth hockey game that I
have to get my son to and you're thinking about.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
This, that's right. I'm thinking about justice and society. Well,
tell Riz, what the what the employee said like when
you brought it to their attention.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
Oh okay, So I pointed out, hey, your policy, you're
gonna feel like you were there. Yeah, your policy says
if something rings up wrong, you get that item for free.
And she said, yeah, we don't do that no more.
We don't do that no more.
Speaker 7 (25:13):
We don't do that.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
We don't do that no more.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
And I kind of I decided, yeah, we have a
pot now, Riz, I don't disagree.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Well, I don't shot you no more.
Speaker 9 (25:24):
That is, I don't disagree with you that he's a psychopath.
But I do disagree with you that it's super time consuming.
It's not to write something like that.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
You're another one with no kids.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
And I do the same grab that he does. You know,
did George Washington have kids? Actually not? But did Martin
Luther King have kids?
Speaker 6 (25:42):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yes, people can. People can change the world with children
ten minutes like don't I don't know, like combating racism
and you know, equal rights. I think Trump's like the
dollar on the dogs.
Speaker 6 (25:53):
Or looking at a billion times. Yeah, it's not a dollar.
This has been Woody's fallacy ever since the day I
met you. I if something goes up in price, it's
just a quarter. Yeah, if you're buying, if you're spending
it every single day, it's not a quarter.
Speaker 7 (26:09):
Diamond comes from exactly you've always had.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Well, that's just gonna amount of penny pinching miser Yeah,
where Greg is everything? Everything like things gonna be three dollars.
It's a billion though, when.
Speaker 6 (26:20):
You look out for your own financial interest, you're right
it could.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Yeah. Yeah, Hi buddy again, thank you for being able
to put the words like they just you know what,
It's true. The people who do these things and they
all have something in common. They are they are childless.
Speaker 9 (26:41):
There we're trying to make the world that's places for
your children.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
And exactly, I think it's this is an important thing
to bring up to kids, to get ripped off. I
think it's important thing to bring up to It's not
a knock. It's not a knock. I get told you.
It's it's it's straight up just jealousy. That's good. I mean,
I wish I had times we are it comes off
this patron sings. Yeah, all right, that's been a lot of.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Car kay because people are out of my house, yeah
all the time. Exactly, they're not leaving.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Nope, okay, all right, there's a reserve body love. Yeah.
Sometimes he has a way of just putting things that go, dude,
that's exactly what you're right, just crystallized. And I thought
about that as soon as Greg said he wrote the
Department of Waits and Balances. I'm like, man, I understand
saying something to the manager of the store, Like I
got that with the fact, well they're not going to
do their job, right, Yeah, they don't care. All right,
(27:28):
we got we got some more Woodies show coming up.
Eight seven seven forty four Woody text us over to
two two nine eight seven.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
The Woody Show. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I'll see it when I believe it
Morgan on scale one of ten, what would you give him?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
The Woody Show?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
I want to say six seven, but I'm sticking with six.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
No show six seven. You know.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
You don't even realize at the time that's what I
was saying. Wow, I know, right. Yeah, Well, People Magazine
Sexiest Man Alive. It's English actor Jonathan Bailey. He is
Lord Anthony in Bridgerton and Fiero in the Wicked movies. Okay, yeah, sorry, ladies.
(00:36):
He's gay, very gay.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah, a wheel, He's interested.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
What do you give him on a scale one of ten?
He's a good looking dude. I give him an eight,
an eight Sammy.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Yeah same, I'd give him an eight. He's not really
my type either, but I get it.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
He looks at me.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Everyone thinks they know what my type is and then
they don't nail it.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
He's like generic hot guy, very generous.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Four four who because he's not brown?
Speaker 6 (01:04):
I mean that's a huge.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Party, doesn't hurt. Yeah, there's just nothing.
Speaker 6 (01:09):
That's totally Sammy's type. Generic dude.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
His hair, I'll give you the opinion.
Speaker 7 (01:17):
His hair is a little too dark and needs to
be chestnut brown.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Is that the problem? All right?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
What do you think menace. Yeah, actually I do agree
with that.
Speaker 7 (01:27):
He's a little too rugged for saying I think there's.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
There's another picture that I'm seeing of him with a
shave face and glasses and that I'm like, yes, nice,
is any more of a clean cut? His hair is
more clean cut. So actually he is my type, but
not his current look.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Never heard of that, dude, me neither. I mean, yeah, that's.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
A wicked I don't remember this guy.
Speaker 8 (01:52):
Look Sammy like some better with the glasses and the
clean cut. Now he I didn't think he could look
more generic.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Gayer.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
If that's a four, what is someone like Sea Bass two? Range?
Like half of that? Yeah, half of that, because there's
not much further to go from four? Do nothing?
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Well, that's true, right, but you know I'm a very
I have my type. Yeah, I'll stick to it.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, but okay, all right, but do you think Sea
Bass has kissable lips?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Just just focus on lips? No to see him work? Ye
does have some more drama at the apartment building though, Yes,
drama personally, but this is secondary what's new? Yes, that
that's that's old drama. We've been there, But I have
new drama. Where I was walking to the gym as usual,
and on the taped to the glass, it was a
picture of the.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
I can't don't show this bond because he's got all
his information, the thief of the.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Week, thief and it even says thief of the week
on it, and it's got his name.
Speaker 7 (03:00):
It's well produced, it's got a screenshot from it looks
like his TikTok and his Facebook account.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
He's vaing in the photo.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
Well, yeah, he's a cool guy.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, crying. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:12):
So, by the way, you need some audio for this.
It's in my main folder there.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
It says your neighbor name is a thief.
Speaker 7 (03:17):
It likes to take things that don't belong to him,
and so on Facebook marketplace. If you have to run
into name, tell him he has until a week or
two to put back what he stole, or the police
will pay him a visit. He kind of messed up
when he stole from a police family will be nice
for twenty four hours.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Oh, I kind of like it.
Speaker 9 (03:40):
Hold on, there's a sign battle because you're putting up signs. Now,
this person is putting on I don't put.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
Up actually, I don't post signs anywhere menace. I make
proper complaints with the proper channels. You don't pull you
do in the gym and shoot. I thought, ym, No,
here's what I did. I posted a I took somebody
who left the flyer not a sign. But I don't
do it in public. I'll do it to the individual.
Like for when this is talking about if somebody left
their bag of trash in the trash shoot room, just
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on the floor. So I went through, found their address
because it was in the trash, put a sign on
that and put that back in front of their door.
But I don't put it. I don't put signs up
for the public.
Speaker 10 (04:14):
Right.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
He hunts them down and find out.
Speaker 9 (04:15):
Where they live.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I could have sworn you like hung up a sign
in the gym, No sea best?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Would you consider this a threat?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
It says, put it back.
Speaker 8 (04:23):
So and so we know who you are, we know
where you live, and we know what car you drive.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Uh that's a veiled, veiled thread. Yeah it will be
nice for twenty four hours.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, I just know your location.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Then so this sign goes up and I'm like, yes,
nice because I didn't put this up, but I do
approve of it. Well, I'm walking around and then I
noticed it got torn down A day or two later.
It was replaced by a rebuttal sign.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah oh this.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
Is like Greg Rebuttal sign without the name obviously right
TikTok handle.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
See here aka the thief. A few things to address here.
First of all, your packages sat in the garage near
my vehicle for an extended amount of time. Second, after
I moved your packages, I went to your residence and
I left you a note with my phone number, all cass,
all caps. I waited over a month with no response
from you before listing it on Facebook. I assumed that
(05:24):
you moved. If you would like to talk like an adult,
I would be more than happy to communicate with you already.
You already have my social media.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I like this guy now, okay and turning around.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
It was a handwritten note, by the way, and it
has his TikTok account where he posted a five minute
video describing.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
The Yes, oh so look at what really happened at
his TikTok.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
So I pulled that drama. And this is a very
long clip, so you pause it because there's some things between. Okay,
So to reset. One neighbor says their packages were just
stolen and they got the info from the guy who
was selling them on Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Allegedly. Wait, I mean, like, yeah, how did that happen?
Speaker 7 (06:04):
Well, let's find out, because again I went through this
guy's video and here is his explanation, the thief of
why he took these packages.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
All right, literal proof that you can do the right
things or.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
What you I forgot. He's a drama based gay, So
that's literal proof. There's drama based all his posts, like
when when he doesn't text you back to it's all drama.
Speaker 10 (06:26):
Absolutely literal proof that you can do the right thing
or what you think is the right thing and people will.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Still come for you.
Speaker 10 (06:32):
There were some packages that were left in the garage
near my car and they sat there for over a day,
at least over a day, I don't know because it
was a little while ago whatever. And this was a
lot of packages. They were like probably like eight, and
I was like, somebody's going to steal these packages. Let me,
let me take them and I'll hold them for this person.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Whatever.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
I'm not going to walk all the way to the
package room.
Speaker 10 (06:51):
I'm not a female man, I'm not ups I'm not FedEx.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
I write a note with my phone number.
Speaker 9 (06:56):
Okay, pause, Like, wait, it's they leave these packages. You're
not going to walk them all the way to the
mail room and just leave them them at their apartment
in the garage.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Here's the thing I think if they're if you have
the concern that they're gonna get stolen, that's your legitimate concern.
You would walk them too, because that's where they go.
They go to the package room. If you don't feel
like going all the to the package room, then it's
not that important. You probably just leave them where they are.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
And I don't want to be responsible.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
You have taken to my house.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Do you have like a doorman at your No?
Speaker 7 (07:26):
No, no, here's the thing though, yes, he alert the door.
Now here's the thing there. Why are the packages in
the garage? That's not where packages get delivered, by the way, right,
so he but he does take the time to take
these large number of packages, according to him, and walk
them to his apartment.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Yeah, that doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Weird, all right, well, he continues.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
And I'm not ups I'm not FedEx.
Speaker 10 (07:44):
I write a note with my phone number, I go
to the unit number where it's addressed to, and I
leave the note there. I have your packages. Sorry, my
hair's kind of crazy right now.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Y'all's like, ups, Oh yeah, girlfriend, Hey wait you still okay?
Speaker 9 (08:00):
Now all right? How how heavy are these packages? Did
you find out?
Speaker 7 (08:05):
I didn't see, but he said they were. They were bulky,
and there were quite a few of them. So he's
taken the time to go to their apartment. But again,
this all sounds nice and normal so far. I left
a note with his phone. Never okay, very responsible. Now
that's let's continue.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
The note there.
Speaker 10 (08:18):
I have your packages. Sorry, my hair's kind of crazy
right now, y'all. I just yeah, anyway, I'm like, hey,
I have your packages. Here's my phone number. Reach out
if you like, and we can arrange a time for
you to pick them up. Over a month goes by
and I don't hear anything from this person, and I
was like, all right, I'm thinking maybe they moved whatever.
I'm not going to hold all these packages in my apartment.
So I opened them and they turn out to be
(08:38):
like a bunch of trampolines or whatever.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
But I'm not going to use any phone trampoline. So
I'm like, let me post them on Facebook, marketplace.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Okay, it's weird.
Speaker 7 (08:48):
Yes, okay, And the time that you Okay, you went
to the you went to their apartment and left a note. Okay,
let's say you did that, fantastic lovely. Just four weeks
go by and you don't. Let's say, why.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Wouldn't you've just left? The package is at the door.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
Right right, You don't have the time and those in
that month to walk them down to the.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
Door your place, but not to their place.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
Yeah, and if you're parking near each other, you probably
are in the same building.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Drama based gay seeming pretty guilty.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
So you've got these and you're like, well, they didn't
call me back again, like he said, maybe they just
maybe they're out of town, maybe they move, Maybe you
got the wrong address somehow.
Speaker 9 (09:18):
So I'm gonna sell, right, I kind of believe, like
this guy might be being honest, but he's just an idiot.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
That's great menace. You've come to my exact conclusion. Yeah,
this is a stupid person. And he's but also lazy
but so.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
But not really like it's not lazy.
Speaker 7 (09:32):
Yeah, he's he's weird, like he's conscious, but selectively he's
kind of greedy. Yeah, because my first move is I'm
not going to open your packages.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
It's go to the everywhere you even talked about this.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
Go to the office, say hey, these packages were left out.
I grabbed them, and yeah, they'll come and pick some
someone to your.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Door and pick out.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
I'm back on the other people's side.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I don't open I don't remember what to open them.
I don't Number two sell them on Facebook?
Speaker 10 (09:54):
Is any trampoline? So I'm like, let me post them
on Facebook Marketplace. About three days go by and this
person sit upon themselves to be like, oh this person's
a thief, blah blah blah blah blah. They post my
picture on like multiple areas of my complex, Like you
could have messaged me instead of taking the coward's way
out with your tail between your legs.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
I went there tonight. I knocked on the door. Let
me let me just put the clip of what what happened.
Did you guys lose any packages recently? A chance? Yeah,
maybe fourth their previous resides. They think I sold them,
So I left a note. Did you see a note? Like?
Here there was a note, right, was my phone number
(10:37):
on it?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Okay, see that's a liar right there. There, there's a
note here, right, that's what that's what liars.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Do confirm what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
Please write, yeah, remember the note, because that guy would
remember it.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
You remember the note, right?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
You remember the note right here?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Right?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah, I'm not buying any.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Did you see a note like here? There was a note?
Speaker 11 (10:57):
Right?
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Was my phone number on it?
Speaker 6 (10:58):
Right?
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Okay?
Speaker 10 (10:59):
Anyways, you want you to be so bad, I'll deliver
them right back to where they came from. I'll leave
them in the garage. You can come pick them up
out of care.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
So now he's got the will to take them back
to the garage, not just to their door.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
And this guy sucks.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
Yeah, none of these are long trips, by the way,
because I've done all these trips, I think. I think
stupidity and we had tactically incompetent was a good text.
Don't know what they're doing. But they're also dishonest because
you know you're not. I don't sell the other people's
property when I have multiple avenues to get it back
to them or back to the office or back to
the mail room or back to Amazon or whatever.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I agree with this text.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
This little queen's a thief, And how big is your complex?
Speaker 7 (11:36):
I could walk a city block. Let's say Okay, But
like I, I could walk from one building to the
other in less than three minutes.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, I could.
Speaker 7 (11:43):
I could be at any I could be at any
apartment and be at any other apartment in five minutes.
Speaker 9 (11:46):
Well, that's also why I asked you if you had
a doorman. But you do have an office that you
can go.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I could have gone.
Speaker 7 (11:52):
You could have left you in the office and hey,
I got these packages.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
Which I'm sure is a shorter walk than walking all
the way back to your apartment with them.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
And doing these trips with the phone number and the
TikTok talking himself into.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
A mister Gramma's you're a friendly courier checking in on
the text, opening someone else's package without permissions of federal
fail everything, thief? Should we just returned to sender that
would have that.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Was all not necessarily right alone?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Yeah I opened it, and I don't need any trampolines.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Okay, so you were looking for something that you.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Needed and the girlfriends.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
Not to sound like a cart nark's lazy bones, but uh,
kind of along the lines of just let him live.
Why did he have to remove him from the garage
in the first place.
Speaker 9 (12:32):
On top of your spot yeah, exactly, Well he was
afraid they were getting a stolen.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Which by himself.
Speaker 7 (12:38):
Yeah, I would never think that, I would think these
are empty boxes or I would never never crossed my mind.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Ye, I would just gone to the office.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
Because for those packages to get to the to the
garage takes efforts like the you guessed what wouldn't go
to our garage?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
All right? So on the text over to two two
nine eight seven, whose side.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Are you on?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Are you on the uh gay yeah, the drama based
gay side, or are you on the package owner's side.
Speaker 7 (13:07):
Who are out out for blood posting posting flyers?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah, text your verdict. You as the wood. He showed
jury rule on this on a text to two two
nine eight seven. We'll get some more what you show
for your next hang on? All right, So now we
figured out and by the way, the text vote when
like one hundred percent to the would you call him
(13:32):
the drama gay drama based.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
He doesn't breathe there he brings drama drama based gay
being being the guilty one.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
A lot of people are saying both parties are stupid, though, oh.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
If you have his TikTok and his Facebook marketplace, you
can message him obviously.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Or talks to the office, so that that puts that
whole thing to uh to rest. But now Greg wants
to get in on the drama conversation because Greg's got
and go figure if Sea Bass it totally tracks that
he has drama at his apartment building. It only seems
to make sense that Greg has a problem at a store,
specifically the grocery store is correct, which he has a
lot of weird hang ups about.
Speaker 6 (14:12):
Anyway, I do, and I haven't been back since this
thing happened. And Woody, you were not here the day.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
I didn't change grocery stores. I did because Greg goes
there's so much I remember at one point he was
concerned that the going there every day, they would they
would judge him, going, oh, this guy's here again. He's
here every day exactly. This is totally different though.
Speaker 7 (14:30):
Yeah, you can tell him they're gonna miss me when
I'm going.
Speaker 6 (14:32):
No, no, no, no. So here's what happened, Woody, you
didn't hear the original story. I went to this store
because I needed to get dog food right, and the
dog food was marked twenty ninety nine. It rang up
twenty one ninety nine. Buck off, so I told him.
I said, hey, this rang up wrong. And then I
needed dog food again. I went to the aisle, grabbed
the dog food, and before going to the register, I
(14:54):
googled this store's policy if something rings up wrong, and
the policy says, if a price rings up wrong, you
get that item for free the end, no caveats, nothing.
So that happened again, and I thought, yes, I'm gonna
bring this up lucky day. So I go and I
talked to the checker and they bring over this woman
(15:17):
who I assume was the manager, maybe not. And I said, yeah,
you know I was here the other day. This rang
up wrong. It rang up wrong again, and your policy
says you're supposed to get the item for free. And
her exact words were, we don't do that no more,
you know, I said, So let me get this straight.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah, excuse me, you mean anymore?
Speaker 6 (15:37):
So you have a policy, but you don't follow it.
And then she changed her tune and she said, well,
we ain't paying for that because it was a twenty
dollars items. Well, we ain't paying for that. I said,
well if it was cheaper, you would, No, we don't
do that. So anyway, it all just goes out the window.
I get the dollar back because they did ring it
up wrong. And then I thought, you know what, I'm
(16:00):
gonna take this a step further. I'm gonna I think
SeaBASS would support this. I filed a report with the
Department of Weights and Measures. Oh my god, you can
make fun of me. I'm doing the lord's work. I'm
looking out for the consumer. Everybody should care about this.
So I contact Weights and Measures and they have this
(16:22):
somewhat complicated form that you have to fill out electronically
where you have to do the date, the price, what
did it ring up as, where you know all the situations.
So I do all that and I send it off
to Weights and Measures, thinking, you know, local government agency,
I'll never hear a word from them. Well I did
(16:44):
hear from them that same day.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Okay, you know they can't give money off this.
Speaker 6 (16:53):
So they wrote back literally about six hours later, good afternoon,
thank you for contacting us regarding your overture large experience
at that store. On October twenty seventh, the day I
contacted them, an undercover inspection was conducted.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Find out.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
An undercover inspection was conducted at the store. Sixteen items,
including the fresh pet multi protein recipe dog food were
selected and several overcharges were found, including that one dollar
overcharge on the dog food. Please feel free to contact
(17:34):
contact our office if you experience any discrepancies in this store. Again,
your inquiry has assisted us in monitoring price accuracy in
your county. I'm looking out for everybody, and not only
did they the wrong thing on that dog food they
said quote, several overcharges were found out of sixteen items.
(17:58):
I am like a government agency all because I think
I am rosa parks of our day making changes. Well,
I'm sure they welcome world.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
They did something because they could find them for it,
right right, Yeah, yeah, that's revenue for them.
Speaker 7 (18:14):
When the weights measurement guys shows up, they don't say,
oh we don't do that, No, mo, Yeah, they ship
up the.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
First you stop going to the store.
Speaker 6 (18:23):
I haven't been back since.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Well, they noticed you because of that dog food.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
I kind of want them to know it's me.
Speaker 7 (18:28):
You should go back and look for more things and
see if they get over you know.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
But he doesn't work for weights and measures.
Speaker 7 (18:34):
Well he has a friend.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
It wasts. Yeah, exactly. Honestly, my grandma, my grandma used
to be able to tell you to the penny what
something was going to be, and we'd be there because
I'd drive her to the grocery store and be checking
things out and she goes, excuse me, doll and she
would tell the lady, hey, yeah, that rang out and
they oh, okay, I'm sorry, and then she'd fix it.
But my grandma knew exactly, oh well last week that
(18:57):
was five cents off. It's like, I'm so surprised because
you have a general idea. Yeah, you know, I mean,
how much is a banana ten dollars? Rest of development?
But you know, like you have a general idea of
how much something costs. But do you know like talking
to the dollar Greg does? Oh, I do.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
That's the thing, and I don't usually like the term
normalize fill in the blank. We need to normalize looking
out for yourself.
Speaker 7 (19:24):
Yeah, because you're screw money and it's everybody's money.
Speaker 6 (19:28):
Everybody's money. We need to normalize caring about the minutia.
This happens a lot and everywhere and menace you mentioned
they can get fined. A lot of these big name
stores have been fined millions of dollars for doing that.
Speaker 8 (19:43):
And it makes sense because when you get a couple
of pennies, a couple of quarters, a couple of dollars
off each customer you're making.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Now right now? What do you were getting to?
Speaker 9 (19:51):
Something that I brought up in the room when he
was talking about this situation, I go, does this happen
to anybody else in the room when you're per just
seeing stuff out of store?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Are you just not paying attention?
Speaker 3 (20:02):
It's because no one's paying attention.
Speaker 9 (20:03):
Because I I can't recall any time where I looked
at something like, oh, that's more than what.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
You look at it. I think when you're shopping, you'll
look at something before you make a decision on it.
You'll see the price on the shelf, and you'll take it,
and you'll have then a general idea of how much
different things cost, and so you maybe have like a
kind of like a rough running total going in your
head based on whatever your budget is or drastic yeah,
and then yeah, and then you get to the front
and they, you know, bring everything up and but to
(20:32):
to know to the dollar like it's one item. So Greg,
of course, and especially when he went back, he was
looking to the.
Speaker 6 (20:41):
Situations where something is buy one, get one, like you know,
a package of hot dogs or whatever, and then you
get home you're like, oh, they charge for both. You
don't notice it at the time, you notice it later.
Speaker 7 (20:50):
Also breaking news, Manic is oblivious to things around him.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
I would like to say, world, you're welcome. I'm taking action.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
There's a hero, Principal, there's a hero. Ask you guys,
it's your money. Look out for it.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
It show.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a potically correct world. Call my buddy Riz remind me
of something. I want to hello anybody, heybody, it's Udo. Everybody. Oh, hey, guys,
are good.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
So you and I were having a conversation the other
day and we just finished telling a story on the
air about So Greg went to the grocery store bought
a bag of dog food and rang up for a
dollar more than it was supposed to. And so Greg
did this whole thing where he went online because he
looked at their return on not return policy there they're.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
Yeah, you get the price wrong policy. You're supposed to
get that thing for free free. They said, yeah, we
don't do that no more. And this happened multiple times.
So I went to the source.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
So then he went back and he had the bag
like the next rang up again and again it rang
up for a dollar more so, what does he do
this time?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Riz?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
He drafts a letter to the Department of Weights and Balances.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
That's right, who's got the time for that?
Speaker 10 (22:11):
Right?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
That's exactly so.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
It Do you have nothing to do?
Speaker 6 (22:17):
Yeah, ten minutes. It took me to do that.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
It really destroyed my weak It brought me. It brought
me back to the conversation that we were just having
the other day and we were talking about like things
things like this or things at sea, baskets into whatever.
And I think to myself, like justice, and Riz said it,
and I never was able to really like, uh, you know,
put the words to it. It's people who don't have kids.
Speaker 11 (22:40):
Yeah, they have time for stuff like writing the Department
of Weights and Measures.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
Yeah, it's pretty glorious. I love it.
Speaker 11 (22:50):
Oh, I love the you know, the people that you
know go on vacation every couple of weeks or they
have time to you know, do stuff on the weekend
and not have to worry about doing a cheerleading braid.
Speaker 9 (23:04):
I don't know, I mean, at least they're not bitter
about it and don't rejected onto others.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
No, we're not. But when you sit around, you think
to yourself, Like the first thing that Riz said was like,
who has time for that? Like that's that is the
first thought I think of most people who are parents, right,
And I didn't make that connection at first, but when
he said it, it clicked, which is true. There's all
these things that you think that you think you want
to do, or things that you would do if you
(23:29):
had the time, And you're right. It is ugly green jealousy.
It's straight up.
Speaker 11 (23:35):
You have time to be outraged about being overcharged one dollar.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
It's not your time to be outraged. It's the time
to write the Department of Weights and bounce.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
And it's not one dollar. This has happened to me
a billion times. It's a billion dollars, billion dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
A billion.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Did you out loud say this will not stand?
Speaker 6 (23:57):
They I pointed out that other stores have been fun
for doing this, and they said, oh, we hope it
doesn't happen to us, and I said it will, Yeah,
I did, Ralph. And along the lines of your guys
is ugly jealousy with the for the kidless people. You
act like spending ten minutes. Doing a thing on an
(24:19):
app for a weights and measures takes all day long, Like,
who is.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Just ten minutes? You know what occupied your mind?
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Yes, that's a couple of hours.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
And he hasn't known you even a fraction of them.
Now we've known.
Speaker 6 (24:33):
I hear seriously typed in the fields that they asked
for hit send. And then I didn't sit for three
hours having it occupy my mind, all right, because I
figured nothing would come of it.
Speaker 11 (24:46):
I was thinking about a youth hockey game that I
have to get my son to and you're thinking about.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
This, that's right. I'm thinking about justice and society. Well,
tell Riz, what the what the employee said like when
you brought it to their attention.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
Oh okay, So I pointed out, hey, your policy, you're
gonna feel like you were there. Yeah, your policy says
if something rings up wrong, you get that item for free.
And she said, yeah, we don't do that no more.
We don't do that no more.
Speaker 7 (25:13):
We don't do that.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
We don't do that no more.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
And I kind of I decided, yeah, we have a
pot now, Riz, I don't disagree.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Well, I don't shot you no more.
Speaker 9 (25:24):
That is, I don't disagree with you that he's a psychopath.
But I do disagree with you that it's super time consuming.
It's not to write something like that.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
You're another one with no kids.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
And I do the same grab that he does. You know,
did George Washington have kids? Actually not? But did Martin
Luther King have kids?
Speaker 6 (25:42):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yes, people can. People can change the world with children
ten minutes like don't I don't know, like combating racism
and you know, equal rights. I think Trump's like the
dollar on the dogs.
Speaker 6 (25:53):
Or looking at a billion times. Yeah, it's not a dollar.
This has been Woody's fallacy ever since the day I
met you. I if something goes up in price, it's
just a quarter. Yeah, if you're buying, if you're spending
it every single day, it's not a quarter.
Speaker 7 (26:09):
Diamond comes from exactly you've always had.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Well, that's just gonna amount of penny pinching miser Yeah,
where Greg is everything? Everything like things gonna be three dollars.
It's a billion though, when.
Speaker 6 (26:20):
You look out for your own financial interest, you're right
it could.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Yeah. Yeah, Hi buddy again, thank you for being able
to put the words like they just you know what,
It's true. The people who do these things and they
all have something in common. They are they are childless.
Speaker 9 (26:41):
There we're trying to make the world that's places for
your children.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
And exactly, I think it's this is an important thing
to bring up to kids, to get ripped off. I
think it's important thing to bring up to It's not
a knock. It's not a knock. I get told you.
It's it's it's straight up just jealousy. That's good. I mean,
I wish I had times we are it comes off
this patron sings. Yeah, all right, that's been a lot of.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Car kay because people are out of my house, yeah
all the time. Exactly, they're not leaving.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Nope, okay, all right, there's a reserve body love. Yeah.
Sometimes he has a way of just putting things that go, dude,
that's exactly what you're right, just crystallized. And I thought
about that as soon as Greg said he wrote the
Department of Waits and Balances. I'm like, man, I understand
saying something to the manager of the store, Like I
got that with the fact, well they're not going to
do their job, right, Yeah, they don't care. All right,
(27:28):
we got we got some more Woodies show coming up.
Eight seven seven forty four Woody text us over to
two two nine eight seven.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
The Woody Show. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I'll see it when I believe it
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