November 5, 2025 • 28 mins
Cameo and the Cheapo, New Headlines, Woody Show Crossfire & More!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Wood Show.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Cameo is a thing where you can go on there
and you can browse all the different celebrities that are
offering customized greetings. Been around for a while, Actually, I'm
kind of surprise is still around.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I would think, you know, to run that as a
company would be you know, there's no overhead, right.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah, people get to talk to celebrities, but still it
costs money to you know, especially like something computer based
like that.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Well genus keeping them in business. You did it for your.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Kids, Oh yeah, and you're still a kid for you know,
video game guys and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
I had.
Speaker 6 (00:35):
They were they were in the block and the red
I should say, had evaluation at one point years ago
of over a billion dollars that went away very fast.
They had over four hundred employees cut down them.
Speaker 7 (00:46):
Well that could be their problem.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Well, because you got to cut deals with all these people.
You have to manage all that. You know, there's the
finances and transactional stuff like I don't know it just
that's for service count right yeah, But still around and
uh we have these uh celebrities give us personalized greetings.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
But we got to find out who's the cheapo on Cameo.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
And we have a new a well, a new original
song for Cameo on the cheap o folder.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
There we do. Yeah, all right, uh, here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
They used to be famous, so now they're willing to
tap dance.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah it's cameo.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Nice hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Sea Bass really likes all this AI stuff songs all
the time, the new versions, like the first ones. You
can say, it's a I yeah that could that could
have been from the sixties.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah yeah, I like argue We're screwed. Yeah, all right,
So what's it was? The first category? First category are what.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Are his favorites?
Speaker 6 (01:48):
These are people and from things. I know what he loves.
In fact, he plays this first clip all the time
from one of his favorite movies, La Bambla rich which
is not actually Lou Diamond Phillips. That's about Lou Diamond
Phillips Si Morales. However, Lou Diamond Phillips is on Cameo.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
He played his brother Bob upset for the rest of you.
All right, we go right, you know him, right, I've
met him?
Speaker 7 (02:22):
Yeah, nice guy.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Yeah all right, So Lou Diamond Phillips he is the
guy being the richie being screamed about he's on cameo.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
The other his name always trips me up east Side
like for whatever. Yeah, it's a mouthful, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
It's a mouthful.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
The other person who I know what he loves is
Mayor Goldie Wilson.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
The future real.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Name I'm going to clean the real name Don full
of Love, which I maybe is that a real name?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Who knows?
Speaker 6 (02:49):
But here he is the famous scene where a young
Marty McFly is in the diner and he at the time,
Mayor Goldie Wilson is just mopping floors.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
You think I'm gonna spend the rest of my life
in this wae Oh sir, I'm going to make something
on myself.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I'm going to night school and one day I'm going
to be somebody. That's right, He's gonna be Mayor Goldie Wilson.
Sound I just watching.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
That's the last name Full of Love f f U
l L.
Speaker 8 (03:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
They are both on cameo. Who is the cheaper cameo
that what do you will love?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Man, it's tough because I tell you, the Back to
the Future folks go crazy for all things Back to
the Future.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I mean they're more wild than I am.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
I went to that convention where Christopher Lloyd and Michael J.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Fox.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
I didn't see Donald Full of Love though, I still working.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
That's what I mean.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
By the way, Lou Diamond Phillips is the cameo, Oh yeah, okay,
we're back cheaper.
Speaker 7 (03:54):
It's gotta be Goldie.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I would say, yeah, I would say Mayor Goldie Wilson, Yeah,
has to yeah.
Speaker 9 (04:01):
I mean, do we have his IMDb? What has he done?
Speaker 6 (04:03):
He's apparently obviously the Back to the Future movies. He
does a bunch of voices. He was in Monster Sink
Wally called Party Sourus.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
Rex is a household name though Phillips is.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, right, but you know, like he could get a
lot of these Back to the Futures.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Go to Wilson. Everybody knows Mayor Goldie Wilson looks a
lot like that.
Speaker 9 (04:24):
I mean, if I showed it around the building and
check out this cameo I got.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
But if you said, oh, Mayor Goldie Wilson from Back
to the Future, and they'd be like, oh yeah, and
you go, oh, well he's on camp.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Oh if you show a.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Man over forty, Goldie has to be cheaper. Yeah, sure,
Goldie Wilson, Don full of love. You can get his
cameo for one hundred and thirty dollars. Yeah, which means
you can get lou Diamond Phillips's for only one hundred
and therefore.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Surprising Phillips.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
So I obviously tell him who you guys are, why
you love him, And that's the cameo.
Speaker 10 (04:56):
All right, the Woody show, it's loud, I'm in Phillips
LDP in the house. This is a special cameo sending
you lots of love from somebody named Sea Bass Woodie.
Apparently you you shout Richie a lot, Ritchie like I've
never heard that. Yeah, that would be you and a
(05:19):
few thousand other people for almost forty years.
Speaker 11 (05:22):
But thank you, wasn't it's going to be about Ritchie?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
What about bub.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
And Greg?
Speaker 11 (05:31):
Apparently you thought I was mega hot and young guns.
Thank you, Greg, I appreciate that. We'll talk later. And
Gina C. You're the classy one, the king, and I
thank you so much. I'm very very proud of that.
Speaker 12 (05:46):
I don't know where you saw it, whether it was
on Broadway or I've done it many many other places.
Speaker 11 (05:50):
But Menace a fan of the Mantis and mass singer.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
Just take those who resolve ship.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
That's your favorite, right right?
Speaker 11 (06:01):
You mean so to all of you.
Speaker 12 (06:03):
I so appreciate all the long time love and so
happy that no matter what flavor it comes in your
l VP fans, continued success to your show.
Speaker 11 (06:13):
And don't forget Sea Bass.
Speaker 12 (06:15):
Yeah, maybe you could send him a little some little
swag bag, I mean some concert tickets or something.
Speaker 8 (06:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Yeah, we have Cordy but full of energy. Yeah, very friendly,
very accommodating, addressed all your points. Doing that from his house,
I believe so really good good voice too, sounds good. Yeah,
you think for working for so many decades, he wouldn't need.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
To do this, right, But here we are, But here
we are. All right, we have a we have another round.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
We could do another round of cameo on the Cheap
Oh okay, and we're going to do that next here
on the Woody Show. Phones are open eight seven seven
forty four.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Woodie. You can send us a text over to two
to nine eight seven.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Wookie Show.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
And we have another out of cameo on the Choppo.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Yeah, next category, very timely.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Halloween.
Speaker 9 (07:07):
Halloween, all right, all right, uh.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Your first guy, this gentleman on cameo for you to buy.
His greeting is Winston from The Ghostbusters.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yes, this is he and who's check?
Speaker 6 (07:22):
You played with the Receptionist.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
Podcast podcast What do you Want?
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (07:26):
This is Ernie's introduction to the Ghostbusters. We got one
great movie. How do you hate Ghostbusters? I don't think
anyone is all right? Winston from Ghostbusters? Ernie Hudson.
Speaker 13 (07:39):
Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental to leaf
at the esp clairvoyant spirit, photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums,
the lockness monster, in the theory of Atlantis?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
If there's a steady paycheck in it, I believe anything
you say.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
So already hut In Halloween, guy, I guess by a
ghosts On cameo the other Halloween cameo Kathy na Jimmy
because she was one of the three witches in hocus Pocus.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
What else would I know her from?
Speaker 7 (08:14):
From King of the Hill.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Well, she has been Peggy Hill for the past five
years on King of the Hill. Probably like sister of
the Traveling Pants. I don't know, she looks like that,
uh sister act too. She was one of like the
she's one of the nuns. She's like always one of
the like side Carrigs Quirky best friend. But yeah, because
she was in Quirky. Everyone knows Bette Midler and Sarah
Jessica Parker, but Kathy and Jimmy. Also, you're part of
(08:36):
the probably one of the biggest four Little Girls Halloween movie,
hoax Pocus. Here she is amongst the trick or treaters.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
I'm joy confused. I smelled children, right, I don't see children.
I've lost my mow.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Sorry, all right, so hunt kids Winston from Ghostbusters. Now,
this is tough because it's not going to be for
that role that people would seek her out. They're probably
more for beaches like that's you're thinking.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Of amongst that, amongst women of Sammy's age range, hocus
Pocus is a giant movie.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
Yell her for sure, I.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Think from a pop culture standpoint, though, just in general
more mass appeal.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I guess not really, yeah, not for me.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
You're wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Really?
Speaker 9 (09:32):
I think Sea is right. Hocus Pocus is her biggest.
Speaker 6 (09:37):
She's been in a thousand things, but hoax pot And
if you know the Dan band, she's married to Dan's.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yeah, I'll start with the Ernie Hudson is cheaper I
still think she's cheaper.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
I do too, because I think he can totally capitalize
on Ghostbuster.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
He shows up at all that stuff, very reinvention.
Speaker 9 (09:59):
So what tells me that he might be a little
bit cheaper because he's willing to do all that.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
He's doing more, but that's more.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
But that's also his it might be his main income.
It's like she's maybe she's got voiceover money.
Speaker 9 (10:12):
Yeah, but if it's your main income, you're gonna need
orders to come in, so you're not gonna price yourself
too high.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Okay, I thank you Cheaper, I'm saying Kathy, you're saying
cheaper Kathy, Kathy, Ernie Ernie Ernie, cheaper Ernie, cheap Ernie Ernie.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
All right, camo on the cheap oh, Ernie Hudson. He'll
do it in a Ghostbuster's outfit.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
You're done right.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
It will cost you one hundred and ninety five whoa
Kathy to Jimmy only one hundred and sixty seven dollars.
Now we have a first time on cameo on the
cheap os. We've had people turned down cameos. Usually when
that happens, you get a text reply like sorry, I
don't do they'll say, like business things. It's for a
radio show.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Uh huh.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Kathy to Jimmy as you're about to hear, sent us
her decline via video.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
So she got.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
Now you'll hear what the money, you'll hear what without
she offers, she's.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Sending Greg to the Department of Weights and Balances.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
We'll hear what she has to say. Now remember her
most famous movie, hocus Pocus and Menace will of course
tell you that Sarah Jesca Parker was a very big
star in hocus Pocus, And see if you can guess
why those two things come together when Kathy and Jimmy
turns down.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
How you guys, it's me Kathy. Thanks for the request.
I want to fill this, fulfill this for you. You
sound really fun and funny, but I do have one request.
Can you change the description of the person who you
say I should? I want to give a sugar cube too.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
That goes back to the old Menace joke. What do
you get Men's MENACE's classic joke that I'm for over
fifteen years. No, no, mort you know this joke heard?
What do you get Sarah Justice Parking for her birthday?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Sugar cue that Menace kills me. One of his classic
go to jokes, the joke I did.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I want to hear it again?
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Yeah, menace for you to ask Kathy to Jimmy to
say you that you loved her, and that's really disrespectful.
I would never do that, and you loved how you
She fot sugar cubes of Sarah Jessica.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
S Bass of the Lily show you just the fact
that she knew not to say that. The person who
means that your joke really hits hard.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Menace and why I would be proud that.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
You are so well known.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
I was, okay, disrespect s j P.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Can you change the description to me a person who
you say I should I want to give a sugar
cube to figuring that out. Just another option for that one,
and I'm happy.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
To do it.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
You guys are hilarious.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
She seems to really like the joke, went about repeating
the joke, you.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Should be honored.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Man, Like so many people work their whole careers, they
don't have one thing that sticks in the in the culture.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
And you have this joke about.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I'm sending Sarah Josica Parker off with the request right now.
There she goes just to deliver the new request.
Speaker 9 (13:30):
That's a good one, and I'm my joke.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
All right, dude, I didn't do it, isn't he nice?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
He's a gentleman. He does want to take credit for
the jokes somebody else shown? Yeah right, yeah, it's in
the public domain.
Speaker 14 (13:44):
It's in the sight, Kathy, Jimmy. It is the Woody Show,
the wood Show. All right, welcome back. It is the
Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
And uh Tom for some Woody Show Crossfire. Yeah, let's
please welcome our panel. First and foremost. He is Hammering.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
He is Hank.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
It's Hammering, hen star of the Hammer and Hank podcast
with Ruyn Hobby.
Speaker 8 (14:20):
That's one billion to say, christ buddy, all.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Right, how's how's the how's the podcast going?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
All right?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Very good?
Speaker 13 (14:27):
Very good?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
And people are downloading the podcast? And where can people find.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
It on Spotify or wherever you get your podcast?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
All right, there's there's Hammer or Hank. Please please welcome
to the show. Uh, there are other panels here in
what you show Crossfire.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Ladies and gentlemen. It's half bags.
Speaker 15 (14:47):
Day, kid, what what I'm expecially happier today than other days?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Oh yeah, why is that? Why is that?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Cause Chamy is gone.
Speaker 15 (15:04):
All right, I'm actually going to celebrate at the Texas
Roadhouse friends.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
So anyway, half baked Menace is funny you say that
because Menace just brought up to us seconds ago that
he thinks she might have a Texas Roadhouse problem slash
obsession and that you're there at least once a day.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Is that true?
Speaker 8 (15:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
But I don't eat there every day. I LOI.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Yeah, what do you? What do you do when you
go there to hang out the bar?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I'm friends with all the manager.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Yeah, you know what, you know what, I really like it?
That my favorite thing of the Texas Roadhouse. Believe it
or not, the rolls. Those rolls, those are but.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I like, oh, you're getting that today to celebrate.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I'm getting it for free.
Speaker 16 (16:03):
You know why? Why Because I bought my best friend
who was the second highest ranking a.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Very Bonds babble.
Speaker 16 (16:16):
Hank Hank speaking of Very Bond Yeah, steroids supplier from
Balco did as well.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah, we'll see, that's why we have arey I Hank.
I'm sorry that you were saying, what is your go
to at the Texas Roadhouse?
Speaker 8 (16:37):
Barbecue ridge, barbecue chicken.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Yeah, the barbecue ridge, the barbecue chicken A right, you
got it there first, that is to go to at
Texas Roadhouse.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Now, Hank, I have another question for you.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
You were supposed to have you guys on the show, uh, yesterday,
However we got blown off because of a breakfast What
what happened there? Why did you brow blow us off
to go to a breakfasting?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
This production studio is Wednesday and Thursday.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Okay, And your phone doesn't work at other places that
you could have called in at the breakfast spot. At
the breakfast spot, nope, because I like the studio better.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Okay, he needs the phone in that decade.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
And then the other thing I had for you, half baked,
is it you really don't remember meeting Sea Bass in
the parking lot?
Speaker 1 (17:26):
I remember, I do. He was the cartner.
Speaker 9 (17:30):
Yeah, So why do you pretend that you don't remember
it when I called you?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Because I didn't remember. It just took five minutes.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
If there'd be one time in your life that somebody says, oh,
hey do you somebody dressed up like a maniac, he says, oh, hey,
I work with your friend and you call on our show.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
You think, oh that would stick.
Speaker 14 (17:51):
In my head?
Speaker 8 (17:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yeah, that's all right, maybe that's all right, fleeting thoughts
for this, thank you. Well, we have a show Crossfire
Tamer and Hank and Half Baked Fellas. We're going to
ask you some some question is about things, some things
that are going on in the news and otherwise, and
I kind of get your take on these different things.
And the first thing that I wanted to bring up
to you the World Series. Let's talk about the World
(18:12):
Series and Hammer and Hank. I'm gonna start with you
the World Series. There was a sportscaster for the Toronto
Blue Jays that made, you know, viral video basically saying
that the better team did not win the World Series?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Do you agree with that?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Yes or no?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
And why?
Speaker 8 (18:28):
I completely disagree because the Dodgers, they were favored to
win the World Series in the first place, and they
earned it.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
They earned it, right, all right? So you do believe
that the better team won the World Series?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Let's go to our paper.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Yeah, okay, So it sounds like we might have a
disagreement here. So Half Bay, do you believe that the
better team won the World Series?
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Unfortunately?
Speaker 8 (18:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Okay, because you say that here for Toronto, right, all right,
you're going.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
And you have it because that's like a rivalry between
your team and the Dodgers, and so you are just
being loyal to your to your fandom.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
The enemy of your enemy is your friend.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Amen.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah, wow, all right.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Our next question it has to do with a celebrity,
and I know how much you boys both like celebrities.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
The next question has to do with Sydney Sweeney.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Recently she wore a very see through dress at that
Variety's Power of Women event. I don't know if you
guys saw that, but you could see everything fromwhere did
you do.
Speaker 7 (19:33):
You think she crossed the line with that dress?
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Well?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I didn't see it or hear about it.
Speaker 15 (19:38):
But if this letty people are talking, I would have
to say yeah, because what you.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Okay, so it'd be in it you you think it
is a problem because it's inappropriate. That's credit, Okay?
Speaker 15 (19:56):
What inappropriate? In twenty twenty five? What select theaters? Now
they stating worshiping.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Movies and no one even cares about hank Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Should have worn what jersey? Yeah? What what jersey? Should
Should she have worn?
Speaker 8 (20:21):
Hank A nineteen twenty nine Philadelphia Athletics jersey?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Okay, alright, Philadelphia athletic and.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Why because they won the world here.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Okay, cool sweety from Philadelphia sounds good. Now let me
ask you guys this question. You can only pick one
to be your wife for the rest of your life?
Is it gonna be Sidney Sweeney or Sabrina Carpenter? Hank
will start with you.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Definitely to bring this Carpenter.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
I'm surprised that that answer. That's crazy.
Speaker 8 (20:57):
I was not expecting that because yeah, a lover style
music a Juran that is. And also, uh, she should
join the Boston Pops Orchestra.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Forget this million to her? Okay, all right, and then
half bake. What about you?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Only one can be your wife the rest of your life?
Who's gonna be Sidney Sweeney or super Sabrina car And why?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Well, I can't say unless you allow me to cross
the line.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Okay, you know what, Well, we'll be ready on the
dump button.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Okay, what what what do you? What do you got?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I like those waffers.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Dump that you know, and you know what, we didn't
have to hit the dump button on that. You're you're
you're allowed to say that. But before I get to
the to the next question, that's something happening in the news.
Let me let me ask you about this. Uh is
Home Alone a Christmas movie?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Yes, without a doubt?
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Yes, Hammer and Hank Do you agree?
Speaker 8 (22:06):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
I agree it is a Christmas movie.
Speaker 8 (22:09):
Yes, but Davis Short on the Hallmark channel.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Afford it.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
Yeah, Hallmark has their own movies.
Speaker 13 (22:19):
Rats.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
And then the other question I had Christmas related because
now we're kind of in between, right, We're in between
Halloween and like the Thanksgiving slash Christmas Eve. At what
point is it appropriate? Like, uh, what point can you
start putting up Christmas decorations?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Do you want me or answer?
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Well, we'll start with you half baked.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
I would say November.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
November tenth on now why the tenth any reason in particular?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
No, I'll always do that my whole life.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
So before Thanksgivings round number but not quite butted up
right too?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
About six weeks? Yeah, six weeks.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
You want to hear something crazy?
Speaker 15 (23:05):
At my job, we had Christmas stuff in September.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
That's insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that sucks. Hammer and Hank,
what what do you say?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Mid December?
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Mid December? Okay, I like that alright, mid December Thanksgiving having.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
We don't again to the holidays until mid December.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
Mid December, twelve days of Christmas. It's not the fifty
right even so, my.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
My argument has always been the one Santa comes down
the parade route for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day prede.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Uh. Then that ushers in, Yeah, that ushers in the Christmas,
the holidays. That's right, that's right, the holiday year.
Speaker 8 (23:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
All right, So we got we got Hammer and Hank
and half Baked on the line Wood, you show crossfire,
and we have another story in the news. You might
have seen something about fellas and it's about monkeys on
the loose.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Yeah, they escaped a van in Mississippi recently and reports
said that they're dangerous, but they're not infected with anything
like they had first thought.
Speaker 7 (24:07):
But the ones they caught they did have to destroy unfortunately.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Now, hammerd Hake, we'll start with you. Uh, if you
were in that town, if you were in that area,
would that make you nervous that there were monkeys on the.
Speaker 8 (24:19):
Loose, Yes, because it's not right for monkey to get loose.
You have the beasy boys they had to hear records
back in nineteen eight called brass monkeys.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
That funky monkey, brass monkey, that funky junkie.
Speaker 9 (24:37):
Right, what would you do to defend yourself against the monkeys?
Speaker 8 (24:40):
I would turn up the Woody Show very loud.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Oh yeah, like them away on mom shot one. Yeah yeah,
all right, h let's go to you half baked. Would
that make you nervous knowing there were monkeys on the
loose in the town you lived.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
No, because the chances of encountering them are very.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Let's say you did come into contact with him, would
that make you nervous? Would you be afraid of them? Yeah?
Speaker 15 (25:05):
Hell yeah? I would run away?
Speaker 9 (25:08):
Yeah right, if you had to defend yourself was attacking you,
what would you do?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I would fight for.
Speaker 15 (25:14):
My life, but it wouldn't do any good because they're
hella stronger than me.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
There, Because you know Hank and Happig, your old friend
menace here, he has been wanting a pet monkey for years.
Speaker 15 (25:30):
Yeah, I never knew that.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Yeah, that's one of his dreams. Yeah, he would, he
would love to have a pet monk.
Speaker 15 (25:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (25:36):
Would I be able to bring it over to your house?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Nor?
Speaker 6 (25:43):
All right?
Speaker 9 (25:44):
Like the monkey?
Speaker 8 (25:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
All right? And then uh here I got one more?
Would you rather question?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
This has nothing to do with the news. This is
just a Gina Grad Would you rather for both you
and uh and half baked?
Speaker 8 (25:56):
Hank.
Speaker 7 (25:57):
We're gonna start with you, Yeah, Hank, I'm curious.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Would you rather have sex with the hottest guy in
the entire world or have sex with the ugliest girl
in the entire world?
Speaker 14 (26:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
What would you go with?
Speaker 14 (26:10):
Either?
Speaker 3 (26:11):
You got to pick one.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Girl in the world.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
So the ugliest girl in the world.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
It's either the hottest guy in the world or the
ugliest girl in the world. Who would you have sex
with if you had.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
To pick one the ugliest girl in the world, the
ugliest girl in the world. Yeah, I can hear it.
I get it, you can you can hear it. And
then half bigged, we'll ask you the same question.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I would choose the girl because I ain't touching no man, all.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Right to me?
Speaker 6 (26:47):
Would would it would be different the type of sex?
Like it we're just exchanging, you know, mouth stuff or
what's going on?
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Genius question.
Speaker 7 (26:55):
You have to answer that it's it's full sex, but
you are the top.
Speaker 6 (26:59):
Oh that does make a difference, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Yeah, oh yeah, so does that does that change it?
Half baked?
Speaker 7 (27:04):
If you would get the top on that you're doing
the penetrating right, I just.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Do the chick and get it over.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah, okay, all right, well, Hammer and Hank and Half
Baked everybody, Oh yeah, great, Hammer and Hank.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Do you have anything that you would like to mention everybody?
Speaker 8 (27:21):
Yes, yeah, I'm saying you Internet radio show.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Real soon, okay, new internet radio show. And what's it
going to be about.
Speaker 8 (27:31):
I'll play lots and lots of music.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Oh you're just.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Gonna play lots of music.
Speaker 10 (27:35):
And that was it?
Speaker 9 (27:35):
Okay, all right, all right, yeah, all right, yes, good playlist.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
All right.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
And then also, don't forget about the podcast, the Hammer
and Hank podcast.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
And who do you do that with? Rhy Hoy Ryan Hoppy.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
That's right, you can find that wherever you get podcasts.
And then half Baked, what about you? You got anything
else for us before we let you go?
Speaker 9 (27:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (27:55):
Well, blessing because Cheney.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Is all right, rest in peace, or I guess rest
in pieces according to half by Big Dick Cheney. Alright,
well fellows, Hammered, Hank, Half Baked, what is show?
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Crossfire fact Provoker?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yeah, it's it's always good hearing from you boys, and
take care and we'll talk to you next time. Okay,
all right, piece in the hood. There that goes there,
it goes half baked and hammered. Hank, all right, always
an adventure. Yeah, we're gonna take a quick break. We
got some more.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
What do you show for you next? Hang on, we'll
be right back.
The Wood Show.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Cameo is a thing where you can go on there
and you can browse all the different celebrities that are
offering customized greetings. Been around for a while, Actually, I'm
kind of surprise is still around.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I would think, you know, to run that as a
company would be you know, there's no overhead, right.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah, people get to talk to celebrities, but still it
costs money to you know, especially like something computer based
like that.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Well genus keeping them in business. You did it for your.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Kids, Oh yeah, and you're still a kid for you know,
video game guys and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
I had.
Speaker 6 (00:35):
They were they were in the block and the red
I should say, had evaluation at one point years ago
of over a billion dollars that went away very fast.
They had over four hundred employees cut down them.
Speaker 7 (00:46):
Well that could be their problem.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Well, because you got to cut deals with all these people.
You have to manage all that. You know, there's the
finances and transactional stuff like I don't know it just
that's for service count right yeah, But still around and
uh we have these uh celebrities give us personalized greetings.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
But we got to find out who's the cheapo on Cameo.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
And we have a new a well, a new original
song for Cameo on the cheap o folder.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
There we do. Yeah, all right, uh, here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
They used to be famous, so now they're willing to
tap dance.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah it's cameo.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Nice hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Sea Bass really likes all this AI stuff songs all
the time, the new versions, like the first ones. You
can say, it's a I yeah that could that could
have been from the sixties.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah yeah, I like argue We're screwed. Yeah, all right,
So what's it was? The first category? First category are what.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Are his favorites?
Speaker 6 (01:48):
These are people and from things. I know what he loves.
In fact, he plays this first clip all the time
from one of his favorite movies, La Bambla rich which
is not actually Lou Diamond Phillips. That's about Lou Diamond
Phillips Si Morales. However, Lou Diamond Phillips is on Cameo.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
He played his brother Bob upset for the rest of you.
All right, we go right, you know him, right, I've
met him?
Speaker 7 (02:22):
Yeah, nice guy.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Yeah all right, So Lou Diamond Phillips he is the
guy being the richie being screamed about he's on cameo.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
The other his name always trips me up east Side
like for whatever. Yeah, it's a mouthful, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
It's a mouthful.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
The other person who I know what he loves is
Mayor Goldie Wilson.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
The future real.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Name I'm going to clean the real name Don full
of Love, which I maybe is that a real name?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Who knows?
Speaker 6 (02:49):
But here he is the famous scene where a young
Marty McFly is in the diner and he at the time,
Mayor Goldie Wilson is just mopping floors.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
You think I'm gonna spend the rest of my life
in this wae Oh sir, I'm going to make something
on myself.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I'm going to night school and one day I'm going
to be somebody. That's right, He's gonna be Mayor Goldie Wilson.
Sound I just watching.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
That's the last name Full of Love f f U
l L.
Speaker 8 (03:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
They are both on cameo. Who is the cheaper cameo
that what do you will love?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Man, it's tough because I tell you, the Back to
the Future folks go crazy for all things Back to
the Future.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I mean they're more wild than I am.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
I went to that convention where Christopher Lloyd and Michael J.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Fox.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
I didn't see Donald Full of Love though, I still working.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
That's what I mean.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
By the way, Lou Diamond Phillips is the cameo, Oh yeah, okay,
we're back cheaper.
Speaker 7 (03:54):
It's gotta be Goldie.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I would say, yeah, I would say Mayor Goldie Wilson, Yeah,
has to yeah.
Speaker 9 (04:01):
I mean, do we have his IMDb? What has he done?
Speaker 6 (04:03):
He's apparently obviously the Back to the Future movies. He
does a bunch of voices. He was in Monster Sink
Wally called Party Sourus.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
Rex is a household name though Phillips is.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, right, but you know, like he could get a
lot of these Back to the Futures.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Go to Wilson. Everybody knows Mayor Goldie Wilson looks a
lot like that.
Speaker 9 (04:24):
I mean, if I showed it around the building and
check out this cameo I got.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
But if you said, oh, Mayor Goldie Wilson from Back
to the Future, and they'd be like, oh yeah, and
you go, oh, well he's on camp.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Oh if you show a.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Man over forty, Goldie has to be cheaper. Yeah, sure,
Goldie Wilson, Don full of love. You can get his
cameo for one hundred and thirty dollars. Yeah, which means
you can get lou Diamond Phillips's for only one hundred
and therefore.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Surprising Phillips.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
So I obviously tell him who you guys are, why
you love him, And that's the cameo.
Speaker 10 (04:56):
All right, the Woody show, it's loud, I'm in Phillips
LDP in the house. This is a special cameo sending
you lots of love from somebody named Sea Bass Woodie.
Apparently you you shout Richie a lot, Ritchie like I've
never heard that. Yeah, that would be you and a
(05:19):
few thousand other people for almost forty years.
Speaker 11 (05:22):
But thank you, wasn't it's going to be about Ritchie?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
What about bub.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
And Greg?
Speaker 11 (05:31):
Apparently you thought I was mega hot and young guns.
Thank you, Greg, I appreciate that. We'll talk later. And
Gina C. You're the classy one, the king, and I
thank you so much. I'm very very proud of that.
Speaker 12 (05:46):
I don't know where you saw it, whether it was
on Broadway or I've done it many many other places.
Speaker 11 (05:50):
But Menace a fan of the Mantis and mass singer.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
Just take those who resolve ship.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
That's your favorite, right right?
Speaker 11 (06:01):
You mean so to all of you.
Speaker 12 (06:03):
I so appreciate all the long time love and so
happy that no matter what flavor it comes in your
l VP fans, continued success to your show.
Speaker 11 (06:13):
And don't forget Sea Bass.
Speaker 12 (06:15):
Yeah, maybe you could send him a little some little
swag bag, I mean some concert tickets or something.
Speaker 8 (06:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Yeah, we have Cordy but full of energy. Yeah, very friendly,
very accommodating, addressed all your points. Doing that from his house,
I believe so really good good voice too, sounds good. Yeah,
you think for working for so many decades, he wouldn't need.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
To do this, right, But here we are, But here
we are. All right, we have a we have another round.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
We could do another round of cameo on the Cheap
Oh okay, and we're going to do that next here
on the Woody Show. Phones are open eight seven seven
forty four.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Woodie. You can send us a text over to two
to nine eight seven.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Wookie Show.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
And we have another out of cameo on the Choppo.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Yeah, next category, very timely.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Halloween.
Speaker 9 (07:07):
Halloween, all right, all right, uh.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Your first guy, this gentleman on cameo for you to buy.
His greeting is Winston from The Ghostbusters.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yes, this is he and who's check?
Speaker 6 (07:22):
You played with the Receptionist.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
Podcast podcast What do you Want?
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (07:26):
This is Ernie's introduction to the Ghostbusters. We got one
great movie. How do you hate Ghostbusters? I don't think
anyone is all right? Winston from Ghostbusters? Ernie Hudson.
Speaker 13 (07:39):
Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental to leaf
at the esp clairvoyant spirit, photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums,
the lockness monster, in the theory of Atlantis?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
If there's a steady paycheck in it, I believe anything
you say.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
So already hut In Halloween, guy, I guess by a
ghosts On cameo the other Halloween cameo Kathy na Jimmy
because she was one of the three witches in hocus Pocus.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
What else would I know her from?
Speaker 7 (08:14):
From King of the Hill.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Well, she has been Peggy Hill for the past five
years on King of the Hill. Probably like sister of
the Traveling Pants. I don't know, she looks like that,
uh sister act too. She was one of like the
she's one of the nuns. She's like always one of
the like side Carrigs Quirky best friend. But yeah, because
she was in Quirky. Everyone knows Bette Midler and Sarah
Jessica Parker, but Kathy and Jimmy. Also, you're part of
(08:36):
the probably one of the biggest four Little Girls Halloween movie,
hoax Pocus. Here she is amongst the trick or treaters.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
I'm joy confused. I smelled children, right, I don't see children.
I've lost my mow.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Sorry, all right, so hunt kids Winston from Ghostbusters. Now,
this is tough because it's not going to be for
that role that people would seek her out. They're probably
more for beaches like that's you're thinking.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Of amongst that, amongst women of Sammy's age range, hocus
Pocus is a giant movie.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
Yell her for sure, I.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Think from a pop culture standpoint, though, just in general
more mass appeal.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I guess not really, yeah, not for me.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
You're wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Really?
Speaker 9 (09:32):
I think Sea is right. Hocus Pocus is her biggest.
Speaker 6 (09:37):
She's been in a thousand things, but hoax pot And
if you know the Dan band, she's married to Dan's.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yeah, I'll start with the Ernie Hudson is cheaper I
still think she's cheaper.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
I do too, because I think he can totally capitalize
on Ghostbuster.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
He shows up at all that stuff, very reinvention.
Speaker 9 (09:59):
So what tells me that he might be a little
bit cheaper because he's willing to do all that.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
He's doing more, but that's more.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
But that's also his it might be his main income.
It's like she's maybe she's got voiceover money.
Speaker 9 (10:12):
Yeah, but if it's your main income, you're gonna need
orders to come in, so you're not gonna price yourself
too high.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Okay, I thank you Cheaper, I'm saying Kathy, you're saying
cheaper Kathy, Kathy, Ernie Ernie Ernie, cheaper Ernie, cheap Ernie Ernie.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
All right, camo on the cheap oh, Ernie Hudson. He'll
do it in a Ghostbuster's outfit.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
You're done right.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
It will cost you one hundred and ninety five whoa
Kathy to Jimmy only one hundred and sixty seven dollars.
Now we have a first time on cameo on the
cheap os. We've had people turned down cameos. Usually when
that happens, you get a text reply like sorry, I
don't do they'll say, like business things. It's for a
radio show.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Uh huh.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Kathy to Jimmy as you're about to hear, sent us
her decline via video.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
So she got.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
Now you'll hear what the money, you'll hear what without
she offers, she's.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Sending Greg to the Department of Weights and Balances.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
We'll hear what she has to say. Now remember her
most famous movie, hocus Pocus and Menace will of course
tell you that Sarah Jesca Parker was a very big
star in hocus Pocus, And see if you can guess
why those two things come together when Kathy and Jimmy
turns down.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
How you guys, it's me Kathy. Thanks for the request.
I want to fill this, fulfill this for you. You
sound really fun and funny, but I do have one request.
Can you change the description of the person who you
say I should? I want to give a sugar cube too.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
That goes back to the old Menace joke. What do
you get Men's MENACE's classic joke that I'm for over
fifteen years. No, no, mort you know this joke heard?
What do you get Sarah Justice Parking for her birthday?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Sugar cue that Menace kills me. One of his classic
go to jokes, the joke I did.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I want to hear it again?
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Yeah, menace for you to ask Kathy to Jimmy to
say you that you loved her, and that's really disrespectful.
I would never do that, and you loved how you
She fot sugar cubes of Sarah Jessica.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
S Bass of the Lily show you just the fact
that she knew not to say that. The person who
means that your joke really hits hard.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Menace and why I would be proud that.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
You are so well known.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
I was, okay, disrespect s j P.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Can you change the description to me a person who
you say I should I want to give a sugar
cube to figuring that out. Just another option for that one,
and I'm happy.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
To do it.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
You guys are hilarious.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
She seems to really like the joke, went about repeating
the joke, you.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Should be honored.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Man, Like so many people work their whole careers, they
don't have one thing that sticks in the in the culture.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
And you have this joke about.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I'm sending Sarah Josica Parker off with the request right now.
There she goes just to deliver the new request.
Speaker 9 (13:30):
That's a good one, and I'm my joke.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
All right, dude, I didn't do it, isn't he nice?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
He's a gentleman. He does want to take credit for
the jokes somebody else shown? Yeah right, yeah, it's in
the public domain.
Speaker 14 (13:44):
It's in the sight, Kathy, Jimmy. It is the Woody Show,
the wood Show. All right, welcome back. It is the
Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
And uh Tom for some Woody Show Crossfire. Yeah, let's
please welcome our panel. First and foremost. He is Hammering.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
He is Hank.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
It's Hammering, hen star of the Hammer and Hank podcast
with Ruyn Hobby.
Speaker 8 (14:20):
That's one billion to say, christ buddy, all.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Right, how's how's the how's the podcast going?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
All right?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Very good?
Speaker 13 (14:27):
Very good?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
And people are downloading the podcast? And where can people find.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
It on Spotify or wherever you get your podcast?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
All right, there's there's Hammer or Hank. Please please welcome
to the show. Uh, there are other panels here in
what you show Crossfire.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Ladies and gentlemen. It's half bags.
Speaker 15 (14:47):
Day, kid, what what I'm expecially happier today than other days?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Oh yeah, why is that? Why is that?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Cause Chamy is gone.
Speaker 15 (15:04):
All right, I'm actually going to celebrate at the Texas
Roadhouse friends.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
So anyway, half baked Menace is funny you say that
because Menace just brought up to us seconds ago that
he thinks she might have a Texas Roadhouse problem slash
obsession and that you're there at least once a day.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Is that true?
Speaker 8 (15:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
But I don't eat there every day. I LOI.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Yeah, what do you? What do you do when you
go there to hang out the bar?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I'm friends with all the manager.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Yeah, you know what, you know what, I really like it?
That my favorite thing of the Texas Roadhouse. Believe it
or not, the rolls. Those rolls, those are but.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I like, oh, you're getting that today to celebrate.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I'm getting it for free.
Speaker 16 (16:03):
You know why? Why Because I bought my best friend
who was the second highest ranking a.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Very Bonds babble.
Speaker 16 (16:16):
Hank Hank speaking of Very Bond Yeah, steroids supplier from
Balco did as well.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah, we'll see, that's why we have arey I Hank.
I'm sorry that you were saying, what is your go
to at the Texas Roadhouse?
Speaker 8 (16:37):
Barbecue ridge, barbecue chicken.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Yeah, the barbecue ridge, the barbecue chicken A right, you
got it there first, that is to go to at
Texas Roadhouse.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Now, Hank, I have another question for you.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
You were supposed to have you guys on the show, uh, yesterday,
However we got blown off because of a breakfast What
what happened there? Why did you brow blow us off
to go to a breakfasting?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
This production studio is Wednesday and Thursday.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Okay, And your phone doesn't work at other places that
you could have called in at the breakfast spot. At
the breakfast spot, nope, because I like the studio better.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Okay, he needs the phone in that decade.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
And then the other thing I had for you, half baked,
is it you really don't remember meeting Sea Bass in
the parking lot?
Speaker 1 (17:26):
I remember, I do. He was the cartner.
Speaker 9 (17:30):
Yeah, So why do you pretend that you don't remember
it when I called you?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Because I didn't remember. It just took five minutes.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
If there'd be one time in your life that somebody says, oh,
hey do you somebody dressed up like a maniac, he says, oh, hey,
I work with your friend and you call on our show.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
You think, oh that would stick.
Speaker 14 (17:51):
In my head?
Speaker 8 (17:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yeah, that's all right, maybe that's all right, fleeting thoughts
for this, thank you. Well, we have a show Crossfire
Tamer and Hank and Half Baked Fellas. We're going to
ask you some some question is about things, some things
that are going on in the news and otherwise, and
I kind of get your take on these different things.
And the first thing that I wanted to bring up
to you the World Series. Let's talk about the World
(18:12):
Series and Hammer and Hank. I'm gonna start with you
the World Series. There was a sportscaster for the Toronto
Blue Jays that made, you know, viral video basically saying
that the better team did not win the World Series?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Do you agree with that?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Yes or no?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
And why?
Speaker 8 (18:28):
I completely disagree because the Dodgers, they were favored to
win the World Series in the first place, and they
earned it.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
They earned it, right, all right? So you do believe
that the better team won the World Series?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Let's go to our paper.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Yeah, okay, So it sounds like we might have a
disagreement here. So Half Bay, do you believe that the
better team won the World Series?
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Unfortunately?
Speaker 8 (18:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Okay, because you say that here for Toronto, right, all right,
you're going.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
And you have it because that's like a rivalry between
your team and the Dodgers, and so you are just
being loyal to your to your fandom.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
The enemy of your enemy is your friend.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Amen.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah, wow, all right.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Our next question it has to do with a celebrity,
and I know how much you boys both like celebrities.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
The next question has to do with Sydney Sweeney.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Recently she wore a very see through dress at that
Variety's Power of Women event. I don't know if you
guys saw that, but you could see everything fromwhere did
you do.
Speaker 7 (19:33):
You think she crossed the line with that dress?
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Well?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I didn't see it or hear about it.
Speaker 15 (19:38):
But if this letty people are talking, I would have
to say yeah, because what you.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Okay, so it'd be in it you you think it
is a problem because it's inappropriate. That's credit, Okay?
Speaker 15 (19:56):
What inappropriate? In twenty twenty five? What select theaters? Now
they stating worshiping.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Movies and no one even cares about hank Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Should have worn what jersey? Yeah? What what jersey? Should
Should she have worn?
Speaker 8 (20:21):
Hank A nineteen twenty nine Philadelphia Athletics jersey?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Okay, alright, Philadelphia athletic and.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Why because they won the world here.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Okay, cool sweety from Philadelphia sounds good. Now let me
ask you guys this question. You can only pick one
to be your wife for the rest of your life?
Is it gonna be Sidney Sweeney or Sabrina Carpenter? Hank
will start with you.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Definitely to bring this Carpenter.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
I'm surprised that that answer. That's crazy.
Speaker 8 (20:57):
I was not expecting that because yeah, a lover style
music a Juran that is. And also, uh, she should
join the Boston Pops Orchestra.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Forget this million to her? Okay, all right, and then
half bake. What about you?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Only one can be your wife the rest of your life?
Who's gonna be Sidney Sweeney or super Sabrina car And why?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Well, I can't say unless you allow me to cross
the line.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Okay, you know what, Well, we'll be ready on the
dump button.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Okay, what what what do you? What do you got?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I like those waffers.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Dump that you know, and you know what, we didn't
have to hit the dump button on that. You're you're
you're allowed to say that. But before I get to
the to the next question, that's something happening in the news.
Let me let me ask you about this. Uh is
Home Alone a Christmas movie?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Yes, without a doubt?
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Yes, Hammer and Hank Do you agree?
Speaker 8 (22:06):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
I agree it is a Christmas movie.
Speaker 8 (22:09):
Yes, but Davis Short on the Hallmark channel.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Afford it.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
Yeah, Hallmark has their own movies.
Speaker 13 (22:19):
Rats.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
And then the other question I had Christmas related because
now we're kind of in between, right, We're in between
Halloween and like the Thanksgiving slash Christmas Eve. At what
point is it appropriate? Like, uh, what point can you
start putting up Christmas decorations?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Do you want me or answer?
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Well, we'll start with you half baked.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
I would say November.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
November tenth on now why the tenth any reason in particular?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
No, I'll always do that my whole life.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
So before Thanksgivings round number but not quite butted up
right too?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
About six weeks? Yeah, six weeks.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
You want to hear something crazy?
Speaker 15 (23:05):
At my job, we had Christmas stuff in September.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
That's insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that sucks. Hammer and Hank,
what what do you say?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Mid December?
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Mid December? Okay, I like that alright, mid December Thanksgiving having.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
We don't again to the holidays until mid December.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
Mid December, twelve days of Christmas. It's not the fifty
right even so, my.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
My argument has always been the one Santa comes down
the parade route for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day prede.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Uh. Then that ushers in, Yeah, that ushers in the Christmas,
the holidays. That's right, that's right, the holiday year.
Speaker 8 (23:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
All right, So we got we got Hammer and Hank
and half Baked on the line Wood, you show crossfire,
and we have another story in the news. You might
have seen something about fellas and it's about monkeys on
the loose.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Yeah, they escaped a van in Mississippi recently and reports
said that they're dangerous, but they're not infected with anything
like they had first thought.
Speaker 7 (24:07):
But the ones they caught they did have to destroy unfortunately.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Now, hammerd Hake, we'll start with you. Uh, if you
were in that town, if you were in that area,
would that make you nervous that there were monkeys on the.
Speaker 8 (24:19):
Loose, Yes, because it's not right for monkey to get loose.
You have the beasy boys they had to hear records
back in nineteen eight called brass monkeys.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
That funky monkey, brass monkey, that funky junkie.
Speaker 9 (24:37):
Right, what would you do to defend yourself against the monkeys?
Speaker 8 (24:40):
I would turn up the Woody Show very loud.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Oh yeah, like them away on mom shot one. Yeah yeah,
all right, h let's go to you half baked. Would
that make you nervous knowing there were monkeys on the
loose in the town you lived.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
No, because the chances of encountering them are very.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Let's say you did come into contact with him, would
that make you nervous? Would you be afraid of them? Yeah?
Speaker 15 (25:05):
Hell yeah? I would run away?
Speaker 9 (25:08):
Yeah right, if you had to defend yourself was attacking you,
what would you do?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I would fight for.
Speaker 15 (25:14):
My life, but it wouldn't do any good because they're
hella stronger than me.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
There, Because you know Hank and Happig, your old friend
menace here, he has been wanting a pet monkey for years.
Speaker 15 (25:30):
Yeah, I never knew that.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Yeah, that's one of his dreams. Yeah, he would, he
would love to have a pet monk.
Speaker 15 (25:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (25:36):
Would I be able to bring it over to your house?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Nor?
Speaker 6 (25:43):
All right?
Speaker 9 (25:44):
Like the monkey?
Speaker 8 (25:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
All right? And then uh here I got one more?
Would you rather question?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
This has nothing to do with the news. This is
just a Gina Grad Would you rather for both you
and uh and half baked?
Speaker 8 (25:56):
Hank.
Speaker 7 (25:57):
We're gonna start with you, Yeah, Hank, I'm curious.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Would you rather have sex with the hottest guy in
the entire world or have sex with the ugliest girl
in the entire world?
Speaker 14 (26:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
What would you go with?
Speaker 14 (26:10):
Either?
Speaker 3 (26:11):
You got to pick one.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Girl in the world.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
So the ugliest girl in the world.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
It's either the hottest guy in the world or the
ugliest girl in the world. Who would you have sex
with if you had.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
To pick one the ugliest girl in the world, the
ugliest girl in the world. Yeah, I can hear it.
I get it, you can you can hear it. And
then half bigged, we'll ask you the same question.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I would choose the girl because I ain't touching no man, all.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Right to me?
Speaker 6 (26:47):
Would would it would be different the type of sex?
Like it we're just exchanging, you know, mouth stuff or
what's going on?
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Genius question.
Speaker 7 (26:55):
You have to answer that it's it's full sex, but
you are the top.
Speaker 6 (26:59):
Oh that does make a difference, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Yeah, oh yeah, so does that does that change it?
Half baked?
Speaker 7 (27:04):
If you would get the top on that you're doing
the penetrating right, I just.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Do the chick and get it over.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah, okay, all right, well, Hammer and Hank and Half
Baked everybody, Oh yeah, great, Hammer and Hank.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Do you have anything that you would like to mention everybody?
Speaker 8 (27:21):
Yes, yeah, I'm saying you Internet radio show.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Real soon, okay, new internet radio show. And what's it
going to be about.
Speaker 8 (27:31):
I'll play lots and lots of music.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Oh you're just.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Gonna play lots of music.
Speaker 10 (27:35):
And that was it?
Speaker 9 (27:35):
Okay, all right, all right, yeah, all right, yes, good playlist.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
All right.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
And then also, don't forget about the podcast, the Hammer
and Hank podcast.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
And who do you do that with? Rhy Hoy Ryan Hoppy.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
That's right, you can find that wherever you get podcasts.
And then half Baked, what about you? You got anything
else for us before we let you go?
Speaker 9 (27:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (27:55):
Well, blessing because Cheney.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Is all right, rest in peace, or I guess rest
in pieces according to half by Big Dick Cheney. Alright,
well fellows, Hammered, Hank, Half Baked, what is show?
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Crossfire fact Provoker?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yeah, it's it's always good hearing from you boys, and
take care and we'll talk to you next time. Okay,
all right, piece in the hood. There that goes there,
it goes half baked and hammered. Hank, all right, always
an adventure. Yeah, we're gonna take a quick break. We
got some more.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
What do you show for you next? Hang on, we'll
be right back.
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